Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - The Seester, Seester Holiday Giveaway with Haley! (Pt 1)

Episode Date: December 27, 2022

Kaitlyn and sis Haley are in your earholes today to spread holiday cheer by doing an ole giveaway for the Vinos who continue to support Kaitlyn, offering them the chance to win some prizes from KB’s amazing besties who are also entrepreneurs. Oh, and naturally, they’re also discussing quantum jumping (or hoppin’), timeline shifting, and the most interesting topic of all, our own dreams. Haley and KB are catching up on all things fam and young love before they quantum jump into the reason we’re all gathered here today: Vino giveaways! They’re dialin’ up a few lucky callers who are playing games of “Beat KB” where they compete against the host herself to win prizes for their loved ones. Tune in next week to get even more seester time and hear some Vino confessions that will have you LOLing through the season.  Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: ADVOCARE - Get 15% off your first order at AdvoCare.com/otv (“otv” all lowercase) today. PELOTON - Explore Peloton Row and their financing options at onepeloton.com/row.  EHARMONY - Download the eharmony app and start free today. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Get ready to laugh, connect, and feel empowered with Caitlin and her guests as they sip wine. lots of wine and get candid they say vulnerability creates connection so save the highlight reel for instagram because when we're among vinos there's no filter it's time to unwind here's your host kately bristow welcome the off the vine i'm your host kately bristow and vinos i thought my sister here with me today i wonder if anybody else says sister like that is it just us or do we both say Cister. Feaster. Seester.

But we're doing a special little holiday edition of Off the Vine here. And we're going to be Cinterclause and give away a few gifts, play some games. Here's some confessions and spread some holiday cheer. Right, Haley? Absolutely. I'm so excited. I know. I look at you.

Your little Christmas background. You're so cute. I know. I did it on purpose. I have always wanted to do something like this for the holidays. So thanks for doing it with me. Of course. Before I logged on to talk to you, I was doing a few things.

One, I was picking my face, which I shouldn't do because I got a advanced corrective peel done to my face. And so, like, I don't know if you can see that, but it's like all of the time. It's actually, it's actually coming off quite nice right now. But you know how I like peeling things? Like, if you're sunburn or like nails, like I just love peeling, you're not allowed to peel. And it's the hardest thing in the world because there's just like skin hanging off my face. and I'm supposed to just leave it. How do you just leave that?

Well, I don't. And that's, so if I have scars on my face, it's your fault. It's my own damn fault. Because, yeah, it's like this peel that brings color to the surface of your face, like pigment. And then we'll just, then you have fresh out of the womb skin. Well, or like, have you ever, well, you haven't watched Sex and the City, but Samantha gets a chemical peel one day. and she has like when it carries big book signing things or a book party release party and she has to go to and so she wears a hat with like this black veil on it oh that's what

I should have done today that's why I'm wearing a hat I should wear a veil over my face if only I watched sex in the city then other things I was doing before coming on with you picking my face and watching videos on how to quantum jump and script so you were saying you know what quantum jumping is. Yeah, and like timeline shifting and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, like I fell down that rabbit hole in a hurry on TikTok. As fast as I fell down the Britney Spears rabbit hole.

Oh, seriously, I'll scroll my For You page and it's Britney and like timeline jumping and like stuff like that. That's all my For You page is. Same. I love it. Yeah, but are we getting targeted because it's like, oh, they'll fall for this shit. And then we're just actually being brainwashed. Okay. I see where you're coming from, but like, I don't know, but I'm falling for it. I know. I'm like, if that's what makes me believe that I will be a billionaire in 20, 23, I will take it.

Okay. You put that out there. That's what I manifest. So scripting is apparently a brilliant way to manifest where you're writing in your journal as if it's already happened for those wondering. So you're writing, like, I actually have done this so many times. If you read my journal, it's like, I always write, I am so grateful now that this has happened. in my life. And then I'll do like lines and lines and lines of that. I'm so grateful now that this has happened. I'm so grateful now that this has happened. And I write down all these things. And then I look back on them after the year and go, holy shitballs. That's incredible. Yeah. So that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, scripting. And then quantum, quantum, leaping, jumping, jumping, jumping, bouncing. Quantum hopping. I like it. Quantum hopping. I like it. Quantum hopping. I don't know, it's some form of, what is it?

You know better than I do, don't you? Well, no, I don't really because I was thinking like timeline shifting almost and like where you can like somehow shift your body into a different timeline. Like that's, that comes with like Mandela effects. Like that's where those come into play and like stuff like that. Like different. Like isn't that kind of what dreaming is? I fully think that we go into a different realm when we dream.

Oh, absolutely. Last night, get a load of this. Lindsay, my girlfriend who passed away, who it was her birthday, was it yesterday or two days ago? On the 18th. Two days. So, Lindsay, Grandma Bristow and Mandy. So my grandma who died, my best friend who died, and Mandy, my dog, who died, were all in my dream last night. No way. Yes. And I was like, oh, they're just all at once.

They're just up there together and wherever they are. but they're like, let's bombard her dream tonight. I like it. I like it. What did they say? What did they? What did you do? Grandma looked so chic. She was like a vibe and she looked so young and vibrant and she had like this funky short haircut and she was dressed all like Christmasy. And then I walked into the room and she was there and I was like, oh my gosh, grandma, this is Lindsay. And she was like, I know who Lindsay is. And then Lindsay was kind of aloof, which is funny. And grandma was like, I have to tell you guys something your house that you grew up in is being knocked down and lindsay and i ran outside

her house was gone and we both just started bawling our eyes out and then mom brought mandy out to us for comfort no yeah that's wild have you ever heard of the thing where you ask what day it is in your dream if you can like somehow do that ask someone in your dream what day in time it is or whatever and they'll be like you can't ask that here and stuff like that it's happened to many people yes it's happened to many people wait maybe that can't happen to me because i always know when i'm dreaming like so next time when you're dreaming and if you're conscious of it ask that and see what someone says i'm going to do it tonight okay do it you know what someone says when they tell you for like 20 minutes about their dream

Because every time I listen to other people's dreams, I'm like, shut up, this is so boring. But when I described my dreams, I'm like, and it was a production, and this person was there, and there were lights and cameras, and it seemed so exciting. But it really is not. Anyways, I love hearing about dreams, but whatever. Let's quantum shift into the next segment. Ooh, okay. See what I did there?

How are you doing? What's new? Are you sick? Are the kids sick? Am I the only one sick? No, the kids are good. I'm good. I'm like crossing fingers and toes that it'll stay like that over Christmas. At least like those. Fingers and toes until, you know, after Christmas or whatever. But it's it's minus 47 here with the wind chill. So we're just trying to stay warm. What does your app say when it says like it's cold and then it'll say something like funny?

Oh, I don't have that app anymore. What? I was running out of storage on my phone. What was an example? There was like an example, like give us an example. I don't know. Well, I mean like you could cut glass with your nipples today or something. Yeah. Yeah, there was lots of, lots of funny ones. And they would drop F bombs like crazy. It was a good app. I think dad would like that app. What's my, one of my favorite things about dad is that he genuinely enjoys talking about the weather. He does actually. Well, like when I sent you a screenshot this morning of our weather and you're like, oh, yeah, dad sent him. that already to me this morning. It's so cute because people are like, oh, come on, we're above

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I've had like a little mini cold here and there, but I haven't been sick in so long. And I was just like, I feel like a little cold coming on, but I'm probably fine. I'm just run down. And then I was going to go see my godson, Chandler. And I was like, I should just take a COVID test. And then bam, the rona. Oh, what the heck, hey? I know.

And I was hoping, I was like, oh, maybe I'll get like a sexy Phoebe voice for my podcasting. And no, that didn't happen. I always think that I'm going to have like some sexy, raspy kind of voice. And I always just sound like a man. Yeah, I just sound like a nasely man. Like a nasly little boy is what I. Yeah. Oh, like Brody.

Oh, Brody. Yeah, that's true. I love his nasly little voice. I don't want his voice to change. No, I don't. I mean, of course I want him to hit puberty because that means he's a healthy grown boy. But I'm going to be devastated when his little nasly voice is gone. But you sent me a video.

Yeah, I did because you're like, I want to keep that forever. And so I was like, okay, we'll just send a video of him being like, hey, Auntie, I love you. Yeah, like, hey, Auntie. Oh, I love it. And it's kind of raspy, though. And it's just, yeah. cutest voice in all of the land. Oh my gosh.

And what's new with Sydney and her little boyfriend? They're just madly in love. They really are. It's wild. They just celebrated their four months. Oh. So, yeah. What did they do at four months?

How did they celebrate? Oh, I think he just came over that day. I don't think it was anything crazy. They just, they didn't blow out any candles or like make out. But like I remember with my high school boyfriend, we would get each other a card for each month. Oh, I know. No, you not even cards. You guys got each other like flowers and cologne and like certain things for every month.

And I was like, this is so stupid. I know. I know. You were probably just rolling your eyes so hard at us. I actually have to bring this up in therapy. But you know how I'm going to like a week of like inner child work like retreat therapy? Yeah. I would like to know why I would get so angry because one of my memories is you and you guys were making out on the trampoline and it upset me so much that I was.

I was laying on the ground pulling out my hair. What? Yeah. I remember laying on the ground and being like so upset about it that I was like pulling my hair being like, make it stop. Like I was really upset. That's like some deep rooted shit right there. I know, but usually I can, usually I can pinpoint like maybe where something stem from. And I don't know why that made me so angry.

I have no idea. Does it make you angry when you see people like doing that now? Yeah, I hate it. Well, like, is it just like, ew or like you actually get ragey? Yeah, I would probably get ragey if I saw people like making out hardcore in public because I'd be like, that's such a bedroom thing. But if they were like kissing and being cute, I'd probably be like, that's adorable. Right. So there's a line.

Yeah. I wonder if mom and dad would kill me for saying this. But I remember one time we were so excited when we woke up for Christmas morning. Oh, God. that we ran to their bedroom and we ripped off the covers off their bed and dad's hand was on mom's butt and like now I look back at that I'm like that's adorable but at the time I was like Christmas is ruined like are you serious yes it ruined my Christmas I don't know why I thought that was so bad nobody taught me that that was bad it wasn't like right affections bad I

don't know why it upset me I don't know either but I don't remember that I don't remember that happening Yeah, well, it's scarred me. No, now I'm like, I wish. Yeah, right? I'm like, I long for someone to just put their hand on my bum. No, not me. I long for our parents to be back together. Oh, just kidding. That's what I meant to. I'm just kidding. I mean, if the others didn't exist and they were still single, I would want to parent trap them. That's right. Absolutely. We would. We would absolutely parent trap them. We would. parent dropped the shit out of them. Do you think Sidney and Brody want to do that to you and Brad? No. Yeah, no. Sydney sent me a TikTok the other day and it was like when my mom tries to give me advice, but she was with, or dating advice, but she was with my dad.

Tushé. Tushy, Sydney. Yeah. Oh, gosh. I can't believe she's in love. What if he breaks her heart? Well, I know. And we've had that talk and I told her.

that, you know, I said, chances are, this isn't going to be your forever. And that's okay. Whoa. Way to crush her dreams already. No, but I want her to not go in completely blind. And I let me guess what her reaction was. I know. Oh, yeah, basically.

She's like, whatever. I know. And I'm like, okay. And she's like, but this is not going to happen. And I was like, okay. Imagine they actually are like this anomaly where, they are together forever because he's a sweet little nugget he is the sweetest he he's texting me like okay so i got sidney this for christmas and this and do you think she like this and and then he

he planned out her whole birthday for her oh my gosh just the sweetest yeah i'm like and his family's amazing his family's amazing we've we just go to church with them with his mom back in the day adorable yeah yeah and i'm like oh cool my daughter has a better love life than i do yay oh god well have you been dating no i haven't been on a date in months really yeah yeah what have you been doing just just working focusing on you what have you been yeah i i yeah i've been focusing on me and like well yeah work's been insane yeah and like i'm actually enjoying being a little bit of a homebody like sometimes i'll text you and be like i'm lonely yeah but i don't know i just I'm not settling and I'm not, I don't even feel myself really putting in much of an effort right now.

And that's okay. I love that. I feel like you've never really been in that mindset and I love this for you. Yeah, I really haven't. So I'm just like, whatever. If my soulmate comes and like, you'll have to like come and just like sit on my lap for me to find him at this point right now. Well, you know what? And that's fine.

That's fine. I'm good. Maybe you are going to date a Santa Claus impersonator and sit on his lap and he'll be like, what the? Talk about the first thing that pops up. Remember that joke? So stupid. I'm so stupid.

I'm going to therapy. Oh, you're going to therapy? Good. Have I come up in therapy? Are you like my sister? Yeah. But I didn't say it like that. Oh.

I was just like, I don't know. It's just a lot when your sister's like in the spotlight. And like to be honest, ever since you have been in the spotlight, I haven't gone to therapy. and I probably should have a long time ago just to get shit out you know whatever but because you guys get protective over people that are mean to me and I think that's funny

100% I do I will and like I used to like just like read it and get ragey and now if someone's being mean lots of the time I'll just scroll past it but some of the times I'll just I'll say something because I'm like catalyse did you see the new one did you see the one that I posted today

oh was that this morning Oh, I think it's already gone. Or was it yesterday? Wasn't it yesterday? Oh, yeah, it was yesterday. Beverly, I think. Beverly. Beverly.

I don't know. Apparently, she hates my, she has a lot to say about my fingernails and nails and colors. She was talking about how small my toenail beds are. And I'm like, I'm actually really insecure about those. And like, does she like study her picture and stuff? I think she has a foot fetish. I think she's obsessed with my feet.

Okay, Bev, settled. The creator of WikiFeet, and she writes me a 9.5 out of 10. Except for those nail beds, but it was the nail beds that really threw off. She's subscribed to every single foot fetish thing on OnlyFans. Oh, yeah, oh, for sure. You know what? Can't yuck her yum. What?

You don't want to yuck her yum. You don't want to yuck somebody's yum. No, I mean, to each their own, if that's your thing, give her. Suck my toes, Beverly. suck a toe beverly suck a toe she would love that okay wait i'm ready to get in the holiday spirit now are you i am so ready okay um so the thought behind this was to give back to my loyal vinos who have just obviously supported me throughout the years who are not beverly's no i just i love them so much and then i want to share some of the amazing businesses and products that my friends have

created because that's impressive too so okay here's how it's going to work I have a list of names and numbers, and I'm going to just dial on the old phone ski. Bebo, boop, boop. And be boob, boop, they will be playing a game or sharing a confession to win a prize, but we added a little twisteroo, a curveball, if you will. When you call in, the prize has to be for someone else. It can't be for yourself because that's not how the holiday spirit works. No, it's the season of giving.

It is the season of giving, not receiving, but I will receive if you want. to give. I actually don't want anything for Christmas. Have, I actually got your Christmas present today. You did? You got me something? Yeah, I did. Yeah. Like, I wouldn't give you, I always get you something. I don't want anything. I don't want anything. I truly don't, dad, mom, everyone's been asking. Well, I feel bad. I was going to get you something. No, I don't want anything. I was going to listen. And then I was so excited about it. And mom's like, well, I already got them out like two years ago. I was like, well, okay. luster. What was it? A charcutory board. Oh, yeah. We have a few of those. Like that one that like folds out. We have one that, well, we do have a few, but we don't have a fold out one. We have one with drawers in it that has little spoons and like, yeah, cheese knives. Oh, I was looking at one that like kind of folds out and then it has the drawers, but whatever. So you're getting nothing. I don't want anything. I truly don't want anything. Like Jason's mom makes us give her list and it gives me anxiety, but I know it makes her so happy.

And I'm like, I feel so guilty. It definitely is hers. But it makes me feel like a guilty asshole. Yeah. Okay, when you've got a lot going on, it can be really hard to find time or motivation for a workout. I know I've been there a million times before. But Peloton has really motivated me to get it in however and whenever I can. You guys already know how I feel about Peloton eats my fave.

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It's really just for you to talk to Stephanie Tanner. Oh, my God, I would die. Okay. Star 6-7, OBS. Not that I don't want. We tried to do that the other day at work, and it doesn't work. It works for me. It doesn't work here anymore.

Okay, let's call Stephanie. Hello? Is this Stephanie? Yes, because you hear. Hi, it's KB and my sister Haley. How are you? I'm much better now. This is so exciting.

You little cutie, where are you in the world right now? I am in Hamilton, Ontario. Oh, shit, yeah. We love a Canadian. Oh, Ontario. Oh, that's amazing. I was just teasing my sister for how she said, pose, because it was so Canadian.

Okay, so you are playing this game today with us for a $50 gift card to do. and I want to know who you're playing for and why you picked them. I'm saying for my good friend Gozda. She's a fellow Vino. And she just recently in the last month had some sewage pipes first in her brand new home.

No. Oh. Like thousands of dollars worth of stuff. And it's just been a lot of stress on her. And I just think she deserves something fun and something nice. Oh, my gosh. Did you see it? Did you say it ruined her wedding dress?

Yeah. No. You're married, so thank goodness. Okay, but still, okay, I'm up in the price. She gets $100 to do. Screw that $50. I'm giving her $100. Absolutely.

Oh, thank you. Oh, my gosh. Well, thank you. And thanks for being in the holiday spirit to do the gift of giving. Okay, so we're playing the game called A to Z. So I'll describe it really quick for you. My sister is going to give us a theme. so let's say she says like candy and then we have to say like oh god i don't even know a candy that

starts with a and then b and we have to go back and forth until we like can't think of one okay oh my gosh okay i know you got this you got this um starting with a letter a and then naming items related to that theme you know and whoever fumbles on their word and can't think of another word quick enough loses oh gosh okay okay okay Okay, don't worry. You guys, this is, I always flunk under pressure, so maybe I'll suck, too. But, okay, best two out of three. Haley, what is our category?

Ladies, your category is TV shows. TV shows? Okay, I'll start with A. Adam's family. The Bachelorette. Oh, good one. Oh, good one. Catfish.

A dynasty. Oh, good. A, B, C, D, E. Everybody, does everyone have to do that? ABCD-E. Um, um, um, um, um,

oh, God, am I fumbling? Um, oh my God, shoot. What was an E? Could you think of an E one? No, I was like, everybody loves Raymond.

Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. You won that round. Best, best out of three, though. Okay. Do people call you Steph? Yes, and my friends tell me stuff, but you can call me stuff. Okay, well, I'm your friend now, Steph. Okay, next category, Haley. All right, ladies.

Next category is things you do when you're bored. Okay, you start, Steph. A. Approbath. Yeah, you do. Sexy. Okay, I beat eggs because I'm hungry. I just beat some eggs. I'm going to say cats.

hang out of my cat. Does that work? Yep, that works. Um, E, I eat because I'm bored. Hello. D. Oh, A, B, C, O, B, C, O, D. Dance. Eat. Okay. You stole mine, but that's okay. Um, A, B, C, D. F. Um, Jason. Oh, she said garden after I said that, you angel. Oh, man, Chuck Thelio. I was going for Shock the other. Okay, ABC, EF, G, H. Hang out with my dogs. I.

Ice skate. Oh, okay. ABC H, I, J. Jump rope. Kickboxing. Oh, my damn it. Lounge. Makeover.

Oh, she's so rated G. Um, L and N. Um, um, uh, n, uh, nosedicking.

No, okay, I'm gonna let you in on that one. Guys. Okay, we don't even do it. Need to do two out of three because she won two, which means she wins them all,

which means she wins the $100 gift card to do. Oh! Purp-pur-pur-p-p-p-y-y-ha-ha-ha. Congratulations, Steph. Congratulations, Steph. Thank you. oh my gosh that's awesome and we hope you have the happiest holidays and thanks for playing today you too happy holidays okay bye

that was so cute i could tell she pulled over in her car to play because you could hear her little thing ding ding ding ding ding the like hilarious better safe than sorry that's what i always say absolutely i love it i love it oh that was so she was so cute i say jason and she says garden Wow. Well, that was amazing. She's going to get $100 to do. Do is just going to have to accept that I just... You just up that shit. Okay, we're going to call another competitive Caitlin. Yeah. I wonder if she's as competitive or raunchy as me.

Let's hope. That'll be fun. Hello? Oh, hello? Hello? Hi, Caitlin. Oh, how did you know it was to me? I recognize your voice. I listen to the pod all the time.

I, like, think that people wouldn't recognize my voice when I literally am in your earholes all the time. I'm wondering, because your name's Caitlin, too. It sure is. I'm wondering if you're as competitive as I am. Yeah, maybe unnecessarily at times. Oh, my gosh. Same. I will break a table.

Okay. So today you're going to be playing for 100. $125 for a gift card to spade and sparrows. And you're with my sister and I. And we want to know who you're playing for and why. Amazing. Hey, Haley. So I'm playing for my best friend, Megan.

I've been friends with Megan for over 20 years. We're both OG, Alcabine listeners. And it's an extra special year for her this year because she just had her first baby. Oh, my gosh. So she needs a bottle of wine. Exactly. Oh, actually, $125 will get you more than a bottle of wine. Oh, my gosh, that's amazing.

We'll tell her Megan, right? Tell Megan, congratulations and Vino's for Life. And we're going to be playing, well, actually, let me ask you this. Are you a big movie buff? Oh, I try. Okay, okay. If it's movie quotes, I'm less than stellar, but I'll do my best. Okay, okay.

We love the positivity. We love where your head's at. We love the attitude. We're going to be playing finish that movie quote, okay? Oh, boy. Well, you're going to win no matter what. It's just for fun. But Haley is going to tell us the rules.

Haley, what are the rules? Okay. So I will read off a movie quote with a part of it missing. Okay. You must finish the movie quote and you'll take turns. Oh, okay. And to make it more interesting. Are I playing against Caitlin then?

Yes, you're playing against me. Yeah. Yes. And you'll go first. Let's good at this too. Yeah. Well, we'll see. It depends what movie it is.

Okay. So to make it more interesting, so if not only you can finish the line, but you can tell the name of the movie, we'll give you a bonus point. Oh, shit. What does a bonus point get you? One extra point.

Oh. Simple. Okay. Okay, so are we ready to play? Yeah, we're ready. And Caitlin's going to go first because I'm nice like that. Nope, no, no. What?

To determine who goes first. Oh, shit. It's already started. How many total episodes of friends are there? Whoever is closest will start. Oh, my gosh. Wait. Oh, geez.

I'm going to be wildly off. I'm probably going to be wildly off, too. Let's go with, how many seasons are there? I don't know. Okay. I'm going to go with 392. Okay. Caitlin?

I was going to go with 100. Oh, God. Now I have to do math. Why? What was it? 236. What? I thought I was going way under. So I think the other Caitlin gets it. Okay. Okay. I don't know. Math is hard.

Math is hard. Okay, Caitlin, you go first. Haley, shoot her her movie quote. All right, Caitlin. Frankly, my dear, I don't give up. Damn. yeah girl what i didn't know that one i think is that from casablanca no gone with the win it's it's from gone with the wind but i didn't even know that i was going to drop an f-bomb so you win that one well that's really good yeah me too but that was impressive okay point for you my turn oh geez this is lucky

Okay. Stop looking at me. Swan. Yeah. And what movie? Billy Madison. Okay. So Caitlin has two. Other Caitlin has one. That is lucky because that's literally I could quote that whole movie start to finish with my sister. So, okay. Safe.

Okay. Next. Okay. Eat my blank. Dust. That's what I would have said. Wait. Wait. Do I get a chance? just swoop? I don't know. Sure. Is it Eat My Shorts, Bart Simpson? Well, it's Eat My Shorts,

but it's not, that's not Bart Simpson. Oh, you're right. That is not a movie. Okay, what's it from? The Breakfast Club. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, you know what? Eat My Dess was a good because I was thinking, too, when I said, eat my shorts, I was like, but that's a TV show. Okay, fair enough. Yeah. Okay. So, Caitlin, you have three other Caitlin has one. Yep. Kaylin, you got us, you got a Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay, other Caitlin. I love how we call her other Caitlin. Yeah, now we're going back to Other Caitlin. Wait, I just, that was her question. Yes, it was. Okay. My Caitlin. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. It's not a man purse. It's called a... That's TV. No. A MERS?

No. Oh, what? Stop. Okay, Other Caitlin, you can swoop in. A satchel? At a girl? What? And is it from friends with benefits? Oh, no, it's from the hangover. Oh, my gosh.

Wait, that's still good. I wouldn't have got that. Okay. So how many, it's three to two. Okay, so three to two. Okay, all right. Okay, my turn. It's your turn, Katie?

Yeah. Oh, wait, no, you swooped. You swooped. Sorry, Caitlin. Oh, my God, I love this. Okay. I know. All right, here we go.

I will find you and I will blank you. Kill you. Oh, dark. You got it. And what movie? From Wedding Crashers. Oh, no. What?

I thought that, too. The Wedding Crashers goes, it's the crazy redhead. Yeah, she goes, because I'll find you. No, this one is I'll find you and I will blank you. Kill. But it's from what movie, Caitlin? You know? Oh, well, I'm wrong.

I thought it was from wedding crashers. Yeah, I don't know. Taken. Oh, oh, duh. Oh, my God. Yeah. Duh. Yeah.

Okay, okay. So it's 3-3. Yeah. Oh, shit. Don't call it a comeback. Don't call it to come back. Yes. It's too competitive.

That's good. No, that's good. I love it. Okay. Katie. Yeah. You sit on a throne of Lies. You're not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese. The elf.

Yes. Okay, you've got two points there. Okay, so five three. I know. No, no. Be competitive. Just don't. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Blank, you sot, lard. Come get some dinner. I know this one. Oh, thank. Tina? Oh, yes. What movie? Napoleon dynamite.

Oh, yes. Oh, that's so good. Pina, you fat lord. Oh, my gosh. It is a classic. Wait, I'm so proud of you right now. I have a poster in my dorm room of that movie, so I should know that one. No way.

That's amazing. What a beauty. That's amazing. Okay, so now what, it's 5-3? No, 5-5. I think 5-5. Yep, 5-5. Okay.

Okay, the next one. I'm nervous. blank for spring groundbreaking oh oh shoot blank for spring groundbreaking i don't know are you giving up i give up but i'm thirsty for more other kately oh my gosh i don't know i don't know either that's a hard one what is it what is it it's floral for spring ground breaking from the devil wears product holy shit i was going to say florals as a guess. I should have just guessed. You should. Oh, damn. Okay. So what do we end?

What does not say? Always go with your gut. Yeah, always go with your gut. I should have done it. Hey, so should we just tie and call it and then just give her the spade and Spade and Sparrow's gift card? Let's do it. Okay. I'm feeling like Santa Claus. Thank you so much. Wait, that was fun to play with you, Caitlin, because one, you actually got movie quotes, two, you're competitive, and three, you're pretty funny. Thank you. I surprised myself right there. And for your name's Caitlin, so we automatically are friends, even though you fill it with a C. Okay, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, whatever you celebrate. Cheers to you.

Thank you so much, Caitlin and Haley. Yes, we'll get you your gift card on the way. All right. Sounds good. Thanks so much. Okay, bye. Happy holidays. Oops, I hung up before you said that. All right. Oh, my God. Okay. That was fun. That was fun. She was cute.

Do you want to hear the rest of them? It was I volunteered. as blank tribute from volunteers tribute oh is it mean girls what is it hunger games oh toy I was thinking something funny okay what is the other one and then the next one is I'm not a regular mom I'm a cool mom mean girls yeah there you know okay I figured there had to be a mean girls one in there we have a mug with that on it oh well maybe that should be a prize

Okay, Vinoes, we're going to make this bad boy a two-parter. Took a little longer than we expected. So we'll be back on Thursday to finish spreading this holiday cheer. I'm Caitlin Bristow. I'll see you next Tuesday. Thanks for listening to this week's episode of Off the Vine. Don't forget to rate, review, and follow on your favorite podcast platform. And we'll see you next Tuesday. Thank you.