Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - The Seester, Seester Holiday Giveaway with Haley! (Pt 2)

Episode Date: December 29, 2022

Haley and her sister Small T!ts McGee AKA Kaitlyn No Breastowes are back on the mic for round two of our holiday giveaways! They are here to spread some more cheer by playing a game of winter trivia and then hearing two incredible confessions from Vinos who are not afraid of TMI. We’re going to need an update on the first confession involving sexy time, because this is a question that cannot go unanswered. And, the second confession will have you second guessing if you should head to Italy for your next vacay. Plus, they are sharing their words for 2023 since this is the last episode before the New Year (WHAT!?) and trying to guess the same words at the same time… which goes interestingly!?  Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: PELOTON - Explore Peloton Row and their financing options at onepeloton.com/row.   PROGRESSIVE - Quote at Progressive.com to join the over 27 million drivers who trust Progressive. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Okay, my Vino's Peloton is bringing the motivation and energy to rowing like never before with a variety of rowing workouts on and off the row and all new world class instructors. That's exciting. Peloton Row offers a variety of classes for all levels and game-changing features that help you get rowing or advance what you already can do. explore peloton row and their financing options at one peloton.com slash row and progressive quote at progressive.com to join the over 27 million drivers who trust progressive. Welcome to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow. Get ready to laugh, connect, and feel empowered

with Caitlin and her guests as they sip wine. Lots of wine. And get candid. They say vulnerability creates connection. So save the highlight reel for Instagram because when we're among Vinos, there's no filter. It's time to unwind. Here's your host, Caitlin Bristow. Welcome to Grape Therapy. I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow. Welcome to Part Deuce of this holiday giveaway. Whoa, I went into like a sexy radio voice. Haley, do you know that game when you try and say the same word and you'll like give hints? How do you play that? So like, how?

Yeah. Well, like, so it'll be like, okay, a word in three, two, one. Yeah. And then we'll say a word. And then your next word, three, two, one will have to be like, you know, a word that's like similar to that other word. Okay. And we try and get down to the same word. That's right.

Okay. Okay. Ready? I love this. Okay. Okay, three, two, one, dog. Butterfly. Okay.

Three, two, one. Animal. Animal. Ah! What are we sisters? What? Okay, wait, that was too easy. Okay, we got to do it one more time.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Three, two, one, piercing. Snow. Wow. Um, ooh, okay. Wait. Piercing. snow? Mm-hmm. Okay.

Three, two, one. Nipple. What does that happen to do with snow? I don't know. You get wrong, our nipples and my nipples pierced. Wait, what did you say? I blanked. Oh, I thought you said nipple. Huh? I thought you said nipple. No, I did not. Oh, damn it, I got so excited. Okay. Okay. Okay, so it's piercing.

Nipple. Okay. Yeah, but I didn't do my second word. Well, that's your fault. Okay, then. So what did you say, nipple? Okay. Nipple, piercing, snow.

Three, two, one. Body. Titty. Okay. Okay. Body and titty. Okay. Three, two, one.

Boots. Tiny. Oh. Okay. Three, two, one. Caitlin. Yes. I love it.

We went from snow, titty, nipple, piercing. Tiny Caitlin. Small tits, McGee, Caitlin. Small pierced. No bristos. Caitlin, small tits, McGee, pierced, no bristos. That's me. Don't wear, that's what I'm.

Don't wear it out. Oh, my God. Okay, now let's spread some holiday cheer. Okay. Next caller. Caller number three is winter trivia. I'm going to call Hannah to win the 2022 winter jilly box, which is always sold out.

So I'll call her and tell her. I know, I want a Jillie. I don't even get a Jilly box. You should have got a basics box from us. Well, you didn't send me one. And I only take freebies. Just kidding. Hello.

Hello, Hannah. Hi. It's me, Caitlin, and my sister, Haley. How are you? Hi. How are you guys? Oh, we're so good. We're just in the holiday spirit over here.

We're playing games. You're our third caller. And you're up to win the 2022 winter jilly box, which is sold out and it's filled to the brim with eight amazing products handpicked and designed by my dear friend Jillian Harris. I was just telling my sister that like, I'm jealous because I want jillie box so bad, but they're always sold out. And there's even items in there like the JVN hair nourishing shine drops, which is, that's actually one of my favorite products from him. So I'm excited for you. I'm so excited. Thank you.

Of course. and we want to know who you're playing for and why. Yes, I am playing for my mom. She has gone through a lot these last couple weeks. My dad just had his second stroke. He's not even, he's not even 55 yet. Oh, my gosh. So there's obviously something going on,

and we walked away from this one, not that many deficits, which is like, we're so, so grateful for, but he didn't get great health care and they sent him home like while he was having the stroke and stop it. No way. Yeah, he like couldn't even walk.

So like my mom had to like carry him inside. What? Yeah, my mom has a, she'd be like every time he was his head, he was vomiting and like, oh gosh. No, I'm, I'm three hours away and I just felt like, so guilty. I just wanted to be there with her, but we didn't know how serious it was. And they just said it was vertigo. And I was like, that's not what's happening. Oh, my gosh. Our mom had vertigo once and they thought she was having a stroke. Like, it's awful. And that's not what was happening. Your dad was actually having a stroke. I'm so sorry. And your mom deserves everything to, like, help her just feel a little bit better in the holiday season. And that's so nice that you're doing this for her.

Yeah, absolutely. Well, our thoughts are with your family right now. And we're, you know what? I'm not even going to be competitive on this one. You're going to win no matter what. But honestly, our thoughts are with you and your mom and your dad. And I hope he gets better over the holidays. Thank you so much so sweet. Well, I hope this can bring some sort of positivity into your lives.

You're going to be playing winter trivia to win the winter jilly box. Hit it, Haley. Hit it with the game. What is it? What are we playing again? winter trivia oh okay got it I thought there was

that was just a theme got it okay winter trivia let's who goes first okay well to determine who will start please each give me your guess

on how many Christmas movies Hallmark has made since 2009 whoa so that's 12 12 years

no 13 1300 Okay Okay I'm guessing maybe like 20 a year What's 20 times 13 I don't like you thinking

I'm gonna Google What's 20 times 13 is 260 Okay I'm bumping up to like 400 Okay she says 400 Okay well whoever's closest wins And Hannah you are the winner

the winner the answer was 300 oh why I was way off way off oh my gosh I was I thought that I was like yeah that sounds about right okay well you get to go first so Hannah goes first yep

all right Hannah are you ready yes I'm ready okay girl how many sides do a snowflake usually have how many sites that's hard Oh, gosh.

Oh, I can give you, it's multiple choice. Oh, multiple choice. Okay. Sorry. All right. So, eight, six, B, seven, C, eight. They seem like hexagonal, so I'm going to stick with six. Oh.

Dang, day, day. Oh, nice. Yeah, that was smart. I'm going to stick to hectagonal. Wow, I would have never. done that that's that was no when you cut it when you cut out the snow like they normally have to decide oh that's brilliant you're right are you a teacher I'm a children's middle health therapist wow that that that checks out

and bless your heart yes thank you for the work that you do that's amazing wow that's really cool okay my turn to bomb okay what other planet experienced snowfall oh okay Mars or Neptune Neptune. You're wrong. Oh, shit. What?

Not Saturn. Jupiter. That wasn't even an option. Yes, it was. Who wasn't? Did you not say Saturn? I did not. Wow.

Am I okay? I've got COVID. My brain's foggy. You're quantum hopping. I'm quantum hopping and I got COVID and brain fogg. Oh, wow. The answer, well, are making her... Well, obviously.

What? What do you mean obviously? Well, because you already went through the other ones. Oh, it's not Neptune. It's not Saturn. And I'm like, yeah, the only other one I said was Mars. Well, shit. Okay.

Dodo. Dono. Hannah's up. Okay, Anna. What three star signs out of these seven, well, could you have if you were born in the winter? Oh, my God. Oh, wow, this is hard.

Aries, Capricorn, Pisces, Aquarius, Leo, Scorpio, or Sagittarius. Oh, gosh. Caitlin gets this right. I am not. I actually don't know if I can even get this right. Okay, wait, read them out again. Read them out again. All right.

Aries, Capricorn, Pisces, Aquarius, Leo, Scorpio, or Sagittarius. what's three out of the seven okay I'm going to guess the three that found the most wintry to me Apricorn Aquarius and Sagittarius Oh you're so close you're two out of three girl Yeah I think the other one is Scorpio right

Scorpio's October end of October Oh just kidding Pisces Okay well we're going to round it up And you win okay no Pisces is in May no Pisces is in February or March

no it's May no I am May and we're Gemini oh yeah and you're a Gemini too wait what's wrong with you something is wrong with me today and I'm a little concerned about myself Pisces I yeah

something's it's February not yeah I always I always thought my ex was a Pisces I've been blaming him for years now. Jason's a Scorpio. Jason's a Scorpio.

Oh. That's why I knew it was October. Okay, anyways, you got two out of three, which is really impressive since you didn't know. And so we're rounding them up to three. Okay, cool. My turn. Where did dog sledding originate? Canada.

Wrong. Oh, Russia. Wrong. Alaska? Alaska. Yes. Oh, my God. Hannah got it.

I call, Peter. You know what? You got a swoop, and there's a point for that. So basically what we're getting at is you're destroying me right now. Okay, should we do two more? Yeah, two more. All right, two more. Okay, this is for Hannah.

Okay. The first Olympic winter games were held in which country, Norway, Germany, or France? I was totally going to guess Canada. Not Japan. What was the first one you said? Normandy. Norway, Germany, or France? Norway.

Nope, you're wrong. But that's okay. Wait, I'm a swoop. Germany. Oh my God. Somebody give me a point or something. Wow. It was France, guys.

France. well shit okay does this mean I have a chance to come back no I still actually don't well we're going to do one more just for the hell of it just for the hell of it for me what is the largest width ever recorded

of a snowflake 13 inches 15 inches or 22 inches 22 inches wrong well so 15 yes that's what I meant right you're just a little brain foggy. It's okay. It's okay. Like I know, like I'm, I mean, I am from Canada,

but like I know the measurements of the largest snowflake ever recorded. Yeah, I wouldn't have known that. But Hannah, you did really well. I'm impressed with you. Yeah, me too. Yeah. A lot of guessing, but guess what? You went with your gut, and your gut was right most of the time, and that's all that matters. And you win. And you win. So you win a Jilly Box. And are you going to be able to see your family over the holidays? Yes, I am packing up to leave early before all the snow hit. Well, safe drives and go spend time with your family and you will be getting a jilly box very soon. And give your dad a hug. Yes. Give your mom and dad a hug. Yes. Okay, I will. Thank you so much, Caitlin and Haley. I love you guys. We love you too. Okay, happy holidays. Happy holidays. Bye.

Bye. Why do I love her? She's actually adorable. I just love her. I don't even know what she looks like and I'm like, she's adorable. She's just sweet. You could tell she just has a sweet little soul. Yeah.

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Wouldn't it be caller number four? I don't know. Do you not understand that my brain cannot compute today? Well, I like calling you out on it because then it makes me feel smart. Oh, whatever I can do to float your boat. What? That's right. to make you sleep at night

to turn your crank. Pump my tires. Pump your tires. There you go. Pump your tires. Okay, here we go. I'm just going to go. She'll be like, wow, nobody ever does that.

Hello? Meow. Hey, Cat? It's Caitlin. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Are you scared at my house?

Yes, it's me and my sister And I was like, I'm going to just meow when she answers the phone And I bet she's going to hate me Because she'll be like, God, nobody's ever done that before Oh my God, yeah, classic is a book Like, everyone meows I used to get so offended by it But now, like, cats are always trending

So I'm like, you know what? Embrace the meow, cat Oh my God, this is really you talking to me right now Yeah, it's me And my sister's on Zoom And we're going to play a game with you for $100 to my friend's company. They're the best press on nails.

They're called Quickies. And they are honestly, do you do your nails ever? Okay, I'm not going to lie to you. I don't really do my nails. This is perfect. This is what the quickies are what, this is exactly for people like you who don't really do their nails. Because they just are press on and they stay on.

So usually I'll wear them if I'm like, if I'm going to wait for a few weeks, I'll bring them with me because I know that they're going to stick on for that long. It's crazy. They're amazing. And they're so cute and they'll be perfect for you. So my friend, is pressed on nail company and they just realize they're so convenient the designs are gorgeous

they're perfect for any occasion a lifesaver okay i'll stop pumping her tires but uh okay so this is me calling you to get your confession to win your hundred dollar quickies oh my god wait and you have to tell us you have to tell us who you're playing for and why you picked them wait the quickies you can share because you have a hundred dollars and that can get you a lot but who are you going to share it with um my best friend taylor okay um yeah she's like my high school best friend, and I had realized that I bought her Christmas gifts, so I still have not bought hers. Oh, well, here you go. Well, this is perfect. Now she has $100. Yeah, now she has $100 to quickies and then she has to give you at least a pair to try them.

Okay, yeah, that's fair because then I can say that too. Perfect. Okay, we're ready for your confession. Oh my God. Okay, I have to sit down for this. Yeah, sit down. I'm sitting down too. Yes. Okay. So when I was about 19, I'm 27 now. So, you know, a couple more years on me. Okay. Not much. When I was 19, I was living in L.A.

and I was in a long-distance relationship with my then boyfriend. Yeah. And so the first weekend that he was going to come visit, you know, I'm all excited. We're planning him to come visit me. Wait, did you see the title of my confession first? No. I don't, they wouldn't show me. Yeah, no, I don't, I haven't seen anything. They hide that stuff from me. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. So, my boyfriend's like, I was planning to come visit me. And I was working at a yoga studio at the time.

Okay. So I had a closing shift at the yoga studio. And it was when his, yes, sister, namaste. Um, he was coming from Minnesota. So literally any job I would have had in West Hollywood, he would have been down for, just chill at anyways. Yeah. But I'm at this yoga studio. Anyway, so he's, He comes and he takes the final class of the night and I had the job of closing it up. So I'm closing everything up. Everyone left and I'm the last staff member. And, you know, me trying to be a cool girlfriend, especially because I was living in L.A.,

I was like, oh, my God, I want to have sex in this studio. The best of the story is not even the fact that we do have sex at my job, right? So next day, I also have to close the. studio again. Okay. So when I go in, I have this little overlap where the assistant manager who works before me, you know, I come in, they're going to leave. So they're giving me the whole rundown of what happened in the studio today, you know, basic like team stuff. Yeah. And they're telling me, you know, oh, by the way, we haven't really seen the manager down here much today because her office was separate from like the lobby where the receptionist work.

Yeah. Oh, wow. And we were like, Like, we haven't seen her much today. She's just been in the office. I think she's just really trying to get to the bottom of what happened this weekend. And I was like, what happened this weekend? Because that was when I, the night before was when I got dirty in the studio. And I thought for sure, that's what, you know, I thought I was like, oh, my God, every scenario ran through my head. Like, did I leave a condom?

Did I leave? Like, what did I do? Yeah. You know? And they were like, oh, you didn't hear. I was like, no. And they were like, well, the number. for the retail did not match up.

And so the manager definitely thinks that someone stole some, some, like, we had a bunch of yoga pants and all that. And I was like, I was like, okay. And they were like, well, I don't know why they would do that because they're just going to check the cameras anyway to find out. And I was like, what cameras? I was like, we've always talked about how there's no cameras here. Because we used to actually

sneak in our friends to take yoga classes because, again, we're in Hollywood. So it's expensive. So we're sneaking our friends in to take classes. And we always thought there's no cameras. Oh. And then I clicked in my head. You haven't seen the manager all day because they're trying to get to the bottom of this. Oh, God.

They're probably upstairs watching the cameras of me having sex in like three different places in the studio. Oh my gosh. You are so Kim Kardashian. You launched a sex tape. Oh, my gosh. So then it's time for both the manager and the assistant manager to leave. right so because they they work normal business hours like a 8 to 5 or something and I closed so the assistant manager leaves the manager i still had not seen her yet since my ship had started and it's time for her to leave she always comes down to the desk to say her you know goodbyes or whatever to the team before she leaves and it was just me that night she comes down normal conversation nothing new honestly couldn't even tell you right now what she said because i blacked out that whole moment

And at the end of it, she goes, by the way, I've been thinking about getting rid of that chair right there. And I was like, oh, my God, here it goes. She absolutely knows. And she was like, you're the only one here right now. Do you want to take it home? You're like, burn it, burn it. I'm like, um, and I literally was like, am I being punched? Like, does she know, is she trying to be like super cool where like she doesn't have to fire me?

If she doesn't like to get up, she's a cool boss. She's a cool boss, right. I'm like, is she just trying to be cool? She never brings it up. No way. I take the chair home. You're like, well, you know what if the offer's there? I was like, well, first of all, I needed to bring this chair home because I knew it was just the perfect, like, something about the sizing of that chair was perfect to have sex aren't.

I was like, okay, well, I do kind of want the chair, but like, I still can't tell if I'm in trouble. And so days go by, weeks go by, I carry out that job. No one says a word. I swear that she knew that I like she watched the tapes and that that's why she wanted me to take the chair home fast forward years later no I go back to this job and I was I was pregnant at the time so I had I had needed a job where I was sitting down again and I was like hey you know I saw that you guys were hiring again and I was just crossing my fingers I was like you never know maybe she never saw maybe she never saw the video she hires me back There was no chair ever replaced there. So my question to you, Caitlin and Haley, did she watch the video and see me on that chair? Absolutely.

I have sex on that chair. 100%. 110%. She probably loved it. She was like, you know what? Get it, girl. Take the chair home, no, because we don't want that shit in here. Exactly.

You really think so, but that she hired me back. That's why I'm like, no, she didn't see. Because she wouldn't hire me back, right? Are you still at this job? I am no longer at this job. You've got to call her. You got to find out. Oh, yeah.

Please, this is going to be an ongoing story. We've got to bring it up again on the podcast. We have to know you've got to get to the bottom of it. Okay. I could probably, well, what do I? I don't even know. How would I say? You just got to explain, explain the situation that you're on this podcast,

that you had to have a confession for winning a prize and that now we, everybody wants to know. And that if you don't find out, you don't get. press on nails. Just kidding. I'm just kidding. You'll still get them. You can add a little push in there. But I think that would be a great story for you to find out.

I could try to find her on Instagram. Do you both? You really think that she saw it? Absolutely. And she's, you know what? And she's just like, hey. She's like, get it, girl. Get yourself some and come back.

You were a great employee. Just take the chair. Right. That's the part. Like she rehired me. So I was like, oh, I don't think she. my favorite picture that I'm painting in my head right now is you carrying out a massive heavy chair like waddling out like sweating with so much shame and just like but giggling at the

same time carrying out this chair yeah she absolutely knows okay you go follow up please do us all solid follow up we'll send you your quickies text us and we're going to have you back on to hear the rest of the story another time okay that sounds awesome thank you so much for calling me Caitlin, I've been a huge share forever. All my friends buy me your wine now. It's the only only thing I want. Oh my gosh. That's so nice. Wait, I love you. And happy holidays to you and your friends and family.

Thank you. I love you too. Take care and give a big hug to phenon ramen for me. I will. Why are all these people so awesome? I say that every time I like call vinos or like have anything to do that on the big like wine guy meetings. I'm like, wait, I would actually be friends with all of these people. Yeah. That was amazing. This week's grape therapy is brought to you by Progressive Insurance.

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So are you honored? I am very excited. Yeah. So a little bit about the Peloton Row. Peloton Row offers a variety of classes for all levels and game-changing features that help you get rowing or advance what you already can do. And you can explore Peloton Row and our financing options at OnePeloton.com slash row. And trust me, you're going to want to check it out. I like working out.

I always do like working out. But the Peloton Row, I actually was like, we. Like, it was fun. That's what I say when I'm on the Peloton rope. I actually do. So, yeah, when I went there to the mall, first of all, again, like I said, I was the crazy person that went just to try the rower. And my assistant came with me.

And I was like on it. And she was kind of on her phone, just being like, okay, Caitlin, like, way to play it up for the cameras. And I was like, no, I'm actually having fun on the thing. I made her go on the rope. She ended up buying one for herself. Get out. No, I swear.

It was incredible. That's awesome. So most of my segments with Peloton are actually going. to be about romance get it i'm playing that into their romance so they're going to be fun i'm excited but i thought that for this one we could talk about new years not resolutions but more goal setting or like a word is what um i'd like to do for new years because my last this is last episode before twenty twenty three so not wild twenty three how is it going to be twenty three i don't know i thought it was still 2020s i think it's something like 80 to 90 percent of people abandon their new year's

resolutions, but I think you're more likely to stick to it if you're actually realistic and specific rather than just like, I want to be healthy. So do you have any goals for 2023, like goals in general or a word that you want to go into 2023 with? I want to be more passionate about things. Passionate. I like that. Like intentional? Yeah, very, yeah, intentional and like just really be passionate in things, just day-to-day things even because I like that. You know what? like day to day things you know i'm i'm happy that i am able to drive a car to my job and to my home yeah i like that wait i like that that's really good um well my high level goals since you asked i mean you're what about you gay oh thanks for asking um i would say my high level like word

or goals for 2023 is i just want to feel clarity i want to feel clarity and everything i'm doing I want to say, like, no, because I'm clear on what makes me happy. I want to say yes, because I'm clear on what makes me happy. I want to learn more about myself and have clarity on who I am as a person. And part of doing that, I'm not just saying this because they're a sponsor, but part of that is exercising for me or like moving my body. Even today, I went for a walk. And I was like, wow, I feel way more clear in the head. So clarity is mine.

And thank you for doing that little segment with me, Haley. You're a real one. Absolutely. You're a real one, bitch. Thanks, bitch. And keep an ear out for more of Peloton in 2023. Okay. Okay, we are calling Leanne.

Hello. Leanne. Yes, hi. Hi, it's Caitlin Bristow calling. And I almost, I almost gave up on you because it went to voicemail twice. Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to call my dad. Oh, well, you're forgiven then.

How are you doing? I'm good, how are you? I'm good. I'm just sitting here with my sister and you're our last caller that we're calling for our holiday giveaways and we heard you had a good confession for us. So would you like to know what you're playing for?

Sure. Okay. Do you know my really good friend, Ariel Vandenberg? Yes. Okay, so you know how she has her incredible Ariel lip bombs? Yes. Okay, so we're going to give you a pack of those. Also, do you like balls on your face?

Always. Always, she says. Well, you're going to get the skitty confidential facial roller balls. I use them every day. They're freaking amazing. I'm obsessed with them. I keep them in the fridge. And my sister, who runs a little boutique, little shop that they make the funniest stuff,

she's going to send you a mug that says, what is it, Haley? What are we going to say? Are you a mom? Yeah, are you a mom? I'm not. I'm an aunt. Oh, she's an aunt. Okay, we're going to make you a mug that says, I'm not a regular aunt.

I'm a cool aunt. Or one that says best fucking aunt. Or one that says best fucking aunt. You choose, which one? I think best one. No, perfect. I love it. Okay, that is amazing.

Okay, so also, because you get like an abundance of things, where you're the only one that we're giving a bunch of things away to, you have to share. So we want to know who you're sharing with and why. Probably my mom. Yes. And my sisters, it's been a little bit of a rocky end of the year. Oh, I'm sorry.

I think it'd be good to kind of share the love a little bit. I love that. Well, I'm glad that we can help in any way. So we're here for you and give your mom and sister a big hug from us. And we are going to listen to your confession. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready.

Oh, so ready. Oh, I knew I sounded so, so ready. Okay. So for my 30th birthday, I went to Italy. Okay. And our second stop was in Florence. Uh-huh. Love it.

And we kind of, it was kind of our own fault, but we kind of had a rocky time there. And our last night, we were trying to go all out. So we're running around, but everything was closed because it was a Monday. So we stumbled into this bar and we didn't know that you weren't supposed to take Lemoncello as a shot. You're not? No, you're not. Oh, whoops, I did all the time in Italy.

Good to know. Okay. So we didn't actually find out until our last day there, and that was like five days later. Okay. So I got very sick that night. Oh, no. And I don't throw up often from drinking, but when I do, I'm afraid that I'm going to soil my pants. Yeah.

Soil your pants. That's so cute. Yeah, so cute. So I insist on. sitting on the toilet and throwing up into a bucket. Yes, naturally. That's the smart way to do it. Thank you.

So the fancy thing about Europe is they have the desks. So I was throwing up into the bidet. Oh, no. And so I would throw up into the bidet. And it would splash it back in your face? Oh, it gets worse. Oh, no. So rest my head on the heater,

the whole thing. So my friends got me into bed. We wake up the next morning. We had to push our train back because there was no way that we were going to make the early train. It just wasn't happening. Yeah. So we're getting ready and I'm like all packed.

Like ready to go. My friend Sydney goes Do you remember like throwing off and I'm like yes and I remember how I threw up and I rest my head on the heater and she's like and then you turned on. I said but yeah I said I was clean like I was cleaning it out and she's like no. You turned on the bidet and you let

the water shoot into your nose. No. Was it clean water? I guess so. Wait, well, that's kind of nice. But I thought, okay, so looking back, it's kind of resourceful. Yeah, let's reflect on this.

It is resourceful. You were just, it was like we couldn't move. You had a freaking water rinser right there. Right, right. That's meant for de-holes. but um for the behole yeah

well that's my confession that's a really good one to clean my mouth out instead of my butt that's actually you know what there's a lot of confessions I've heard and a lot of them are repeats that is a good one that's a that's an original

that's an original yeah I respect that well for that you get all of the prizes because if it was a shitty confession I was just going to take away a couple of them but, no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You get all of them and I'm sorry that you guys have been going through a rocky time, but you just gave us a laugh and now I hope we can give some holiday cheer over your way. Awesome. Well, thank you. I hope you guys have a great night.

Yes, you too and give your family a hug from us. We will. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Bye. I really enjoyed that. That was fun. That was so fun. I love giving people gifts. Me too. And I love that those people are giving, give, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're re-gifting. Essentially. That's like on old school, when Will Ferrell gets the toaster of it for like a wedding gift, but then the wedding doesn't happen. And then he brings it for a housewarming present. They're like, hey, we got you that toaster. And he's like, this model? They're like, no, that exact one. He's like, oh, I love it. And then he like hugs it. I love it. Yes. Thank you for doing that with me. That was really fun because it was so much fun. Usually we just face time and talk about nothing, but this time we had just like spread some joy. Holiday cheer. Some holiday cheer, if you will. Well, we're going to have to do Christmas in February. Yes, we will. And that'll be fine. And that'll be fine. Because I feel like for the past since I've moved away from home since I was 19, I feel like we do Christmas in January anyways. So exactly. And it's just something to look forward to.

You know, we're already divorced children. We already get two Christmases. might as well make it three. Well, why do I always bring up to our divorced parents on podcasts? I don't know. I don't know either. Okay. I'm going to wait. Your phone's at 10% and my brain is at 5.

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