Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Two Canadians in a PODcast: With Jillian Harris

Episode Date: August 9, 2018

Kaitlyn is joined by fellow Canadian and Bachelor alum Jillian Harris to "recap" the Bachelorette season finale, solve a particularly perplexing Would you rather?, and even start planning the follow up to Kaitlyn's The Blairette. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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oh Cleo's here Sam's here Warwick Warwick Warwick Warwick Warwick's here Leo's here Nachos here the whole gang people are

I don't know what you're talking about but we're all here and we're here to recap the finale of the Bachelorette and here's my question what the hell am I going to talk about next week like what am I going to talk about

when the Bachelorette's over you can still talk about me if you want to well then you better make this memorable so we still have something to talk about no pressure I haven't had any wine to drink I know are you a little nervous being sober I'm very nervous being sober because the last time we podcasted we drank a lot of wine in a very short amount of time yeah it was a lot are you guys to go back and listen to that podcast I think it made it to like top two for a while it was it was top two that was like the topest of the top for me that's the highest ever been in my life yeah two Canadians yeah you know hanging out right below

Oprah. You know how some people say two P's in a pod? Two Canadians in a podcast. Aw. That's us. We should start our own podcast. You know when I buy a place here? Yes. We will start a podcast called two Canadians in a podcast. I've always wanted to try the whole podcasting thing. Especially since I have an opinion about everything. And it always makes people angry. Yeah, but that's what makes a good podcast. That's what you want. Opinions. Okay. Oh, yes. Great. Yeah. I have an opinion. You want to hear it? Yes. I should have waited because I'm trying to recap the Bachelorette, but I'm. I'm going to jump straight to the end of it. Okay. I have an opinion, the fact that my family was not invited. I think I bring this up every year. Was your family invited to the finale, the live finale?

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That's HyundaiUSA.com slash shopper assurance. Okay, back to what I was saying. Leo, do you want to come sit on my lapitral? Hi, Leo, do you want to sing Popatrol? It's 11 o'clock at night. Yeah, but it's a special night. Leo is actually a great sleeper,

but I think because with a new baby coming, every time that he calls for me or wakes up a little bit in the middle of the night, I run and go get him. You're like, why not? Yeah, that's it. What's that, Leo? Do you want to sing Popatrol?

Sing us your ABCs. Stay trite. stage for which is very strange for leo yeah because he's very intrigued by this leo leo what's your favorite song right now patro that was good no these are mommies momies can keep those on okay oh my god you just want to like i want i know offense but i want to interview leo yes no problem leo it might be more interesting than me he can't have alcohol but he can have milk leo what's your favorite drink that that that's rosé what's your favorite tv show What do you like to watch on TV, Leo?

Matro. Yeah, Patro. Paatrole. Yeah. And what's your favorite song? ABC's? That. Why does it that kids always get into exactly what they're supposed, not supposed to?

Yeah. Anyways. Okay. I mean, I honestly happily interview Leo. Oh, do you want to put it on the glasses, Leo? Yeah, okay. You can. What did we think?

And Peanut Gallery, feel free to chime in here. What did we think about? the finale. Were you shocked? Well, okay, so I haven't been following this season because I go to bed at around 6.30 p.m. The whole being pregnant, having a toddler and not being able to drink in the summertime. Yeah, that'll get you. Nothing to do in the evening. So what do you do?

You sleep. You sleep. But I did watch a couple episodes. And one thing I love about Becca is because I have heard that some people said that this season's boring. Oh. Have you not heard that? Yeah, because she's so normal.

Because she's so normal. So that's one of things I like about her is that, is that. I feel like the odds are in her favor because she truly, like, I don't even want to say this, but, like, there for the right reasons, but, you know, like, truly, there's no, like, BS with her. Like, she's really doesn't care about, like, the Instagram or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, or the, that is a sponsor on my podcast, which is a great, great, great insert for that. Skinny, uh, sugar bear hair, uh, sugar bear hair.

Oh, sugar bear. You're thinking skinny, like, flat tummy tea. Fat tummy tea, yes. Yeah, no, I won't do that. Does the sugar bear. the sugar bear um gummies work because i really like gummies you you know me yes i will turn down things if i don't want to promote them i turned i was like i'm not doing on my instagram and then they sent me some i tried it for six months before i did it cleo tell my hair grew because you

you had you hated your hair last summer you were like talking about how thin it was yes but i also but i also found an extra chin hair today so i'm like yeah it grows hair everywhere and i'm ukraine i don't need any more hair anywhere of my body yeah you've got great hair hair though yeah everywhere yeah but it's also good for your hair skin and nails oh that's good oh that's good um and what's it called again sugar bear hair sugar bear hair and they're like little gummies yeah so you get to have a gummy bear and it works on your hair at the same time yeah it's it's actually my treat at night time like fine i'm down yeah no it's so delicious and can you overdose on them um i've tried nothing happened because i've watched this show when i was a little kid this put kid

wanted his hair to grow fast and so you put this peanut butter solution on his hair and then just kept on growing a growing and growing and growing and growing he overdosed on peanut I don't know a lot of people in the 80s will know what I'm talking about is it Canadian probably this is what I'm saying okay so when you were okay you were season six bachelor I know we've talked about this on the other products was it no I think season five you're five I think so I'm that old there was no social media no you're like killing the game on social media Justin got me on to Instagram I'm sure he's very pleased about that decision oh wow yeah and Billy Deck from Rocket

ranch in Chicago got me on Twitter because I told them I told that somebody I should know everybody a lot of people in Chicago he's like Chicago's guy oh and he owns a big Chicago guy yeah he's the mayor of Chicago yeah pretty much okay the party mayor okay yeah yeah um what we're talking about oh gummy bear hair hair um but she doesn't care about that oh yeah right right so but although I'm sure gummy bear hair would like to sponsor her well especially after tonight did you see her hair tonight I'm like has she been taking sugar bear hair she might have been that might be a requirement now to go on the show i honestly am starting to believe so her hair looked amazing tonight she looked really good she looked so good were you shocked

at the okay right that was a question yeah um but so anyways i thought at the finale this was the first time in a long time where i've watched the finale and i'm like these two have the odds for them um yeah not against not against them for them yeah we are for them like i just truly feel like they they are going to make it yeah we said that the whole time because i think uh people are going to lose their minds on her for not picking Blake but I told her I text her um like a few days go I said you have a phone number can I have her phone number yeah of course okay everybody wanted it's 8-1-8 no I'm just kidding um but I was like just so you know no matter who you pick people will shit on you for it oh yeah so true yeah but like no matter what it doesn't matter what you do on

social media even if you take a shit people will shit on you for taking a shit oh you I mean even more so yeah it doesn't matter just doesn't matter what you do you think Blake will now be the bachelor. I hope so because he's very good looking. Oh, you think so? I don't you don't think so? Um, he's got some weird facial expressions. Yeah, the facial expressions throw me off. I shouldn't say he's not good looking. Of course he is. They don't bring like, you know, of course he is. But I do like a guy with a bigger nose. Me too. You know what they say about a guy with big nose. Big hammer. Yeah. Hammer. Big hammer. Do you know what they say about girls with small wrists? What? Tight vaginas. Oh, my wrist is so huge. Must have not having a baby.

your wrist is so big and loose right now you know what i just made it up so you're okay that's not a thing did they really say that about guys with big noses i don't know sam sam is laughing so hard who knows shan does have quite a large nose what are we laughing at type vagina so i'm loves the wrist one yeah you do this is it but kind of podcast is right. I don't know. I made the right decision when I started branding this podcast to say that wine is involved. Yeah. You know, because then anything goes. Yeah, totally. You can just blame it on the alcohol. Every time. And I do. Except for me, I can't tonight. Well, you can, you know what? I'm, do you feel like you're drunk when you're around me. Yes, I do.

Yeah. So, that's true. There's that. Wasted. Wasted. Blackout, actually. Yes. not buzzed blackout what were we oh Blake oh yeah okay so Chris Harrison for once was right when he said

it's hard to watch it's tough to watch I was like he's just not that tough to watch awkward that would have been a more accurate it was sad

it was sad when he was crying into the towel I was like is this because he's sweaty or is he crying all the liquid was just coming out

but I don't think people truly understand how effed up you are at that stage of the game like you are so brainwashed oh you are like not to say he doesn't love her because she's a lovable person but he was he believed truly it was him yeah yeah his being like every and you know all the producers were like you're about to get engaged yeah yeah's your girl for the rest of your life like it it it's you up so bad yeah yeah it's amazing that they can like it's they're very good those people oh they're well i mean a cassie was my producer who did you have um um Pete Pete no I had Bennett oh I don't know that guy um but Cassie was so manipulative but awesome is that Pete's wife wife yeah and um after the show I like was so upset with her because I'm like how could you've manipulated me like that and I'm like I got so

brainwashed and I don't want anything to do with the show and it's so funny because now we're friends and I love her to death I know and I realized she just got at her job like everybody's got a job to do and that's their job their job is to create ratings and to how long did it take you to move past the manipulation from the producers like for oh yeah because you were really angry for long time. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like this year is the first time I watched the show without PTSD. Oh, really? No. I pretty much, because who was after me, Jake? I would say what? I'd say two years. Pretty much actually, maybe as soon as I got over Ed. So two years. Do you feel like it was because there wasn't social media or because there's still online forums and magazines you still felt the like backlash? I think forums are worse than just then just Instagram. Because Instagram people are still pretty normal. But those. And there's They're still aware that you can read it. The forums are like, they're nasty. The forums are so, so horrible.

So you're doing love it or list it. Colonna. Yeah, but the problem is, well, Colonna's smaller, so it's harder to get as many people signed up for the show. And also, Colonna is a place where people come in the summer to enjoy their summers. So nobody wants to move out of their house in the summer. Everybody wants their house renovated in the fall. but I would love

I don't want I want to get the show done the episodes done because I want to get as many episodes as possible Right Long story short is I still have to go to Vancouver Sometimes and I'm trying to get as many Vancouver episodes out of the way While I still have a bun in the oven Yeah

Before the baby comes out Because then when I have to travel with I only get a month off Yeah So when I have to travel with the baby Oh my gosh And so you only get a month off I only get a month off

After you have a baby Isn't that illegal It's not if you are a contractor or an entrepreneur. Interesting. I mean, I could, technically, I could fight for it and take it, but the season still would need to be finished up.

Okay. It would need to be. So. Gotcha. Yeah. I'm trying to miss, whatever. I'm like, usually I have like notes in front of me. I'm like,

what I would have with The Bachelor? Yeah, but no, I want to talk about everything. Okay. But I'm like, I'm also like, we only, like, 30 minutes is usually what we go for. But, I mean, I just want to talk about everything because you want to drink wine on the podcast. I know.

You must be so tired. Right now? Yeah. I'm not bad. Oh, yes. Okay, you go get Uncle Warwick. You go get him. Uncle Warwick is single ladies.

Oh, what's his Instagram? Warwick Andrews? Warwick Andrews. Are you public or profile? I mean, public or private? Most certainly public. He's really cute. He's from Calgary, Alberta.

He's a very good guy. Great with kids. Oh. Great with females. Likes the outdoors. likes to snowmobile likes cars you know what i'm starting like to drink beer at nine a m oh we did that yeah we did that yeah summer what is it helicopter you can ride a how you can drive a helicopter he drive it a helicopter or fly it whatever okay wait um so i'm starting this thing called the blaret i had this

girl on she won a contest which by the way so you're wearing a scrunchy yes um i have your scrunchy but it was all wet from being in the pool today. That's okay. I wear all the scrunchies. All the scrunchies. Scrunchy awareness, 2018. I love it. So, oh yeah, I'm starting this thing called the Blaret.

This girl won a scrunchy contest, and I had her on my podcast. And she actually is single, and I'm trying to do this thing. Her name's Blair. And so we're doing the Blarrett. I want to do this for Warwick. Okay. I want to have a bunch of, I want to have a contest where a bunch of girls come to the house and I do little stations, and I make them go to the stations with Warwick.

And at the end, I do, like, a mini rose ceremony. Warwick, I haven't told you about this yet. Oh, okay. But I want to do this. Because Warwick's last girlfriend that he had, he met her on, like, a speed dating thing. And I was like, oh, my gosh, we should do a speed dating thing here with, like, some girls that follow me that, like... Just a speed dating thing. It was the Guinness World Record for the largest speed dating events in the world.

That's... What? It was the Guinness World Record. On my wall, the plaque, but yes. You have the Guinness World Record for the fastest speed dating? Is that what is? I went to the largest speed dating events. That's insane

Okay, we'll add that to the resume Here Jill, I have an idea You just become third on the Blaret Yes She'll send you home third Then you become The Worrel But we just give away the

Are you gonna film this? Mix that with Bachelor Worler Why don't we just call it I had a name for it But I can't think of it right now But I have a name for it I haven't even told Warc about this idea

But Justin I talked about it one day I was in the shower I just got to the shower we were standing and I was like oh we could have different stations around the backyard and like work can see how fun the girls are and then you'd have like 10 different girls yeah but they would have to apply through my Instagram and then we'd pick one of them in the end um that's a really great like clean this idea down quick break to talk about used cars and useful car tips you might not be aware of them but you probably have because I talk about them on my podcast a lot but a coffee filter and a little bit

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In honor of self-improvement, you may also like the Dr. Drew Show, the Jordan Harbinger show, or Revenge of the Jocks, only on Podcast 1. Now back to Off the Vine, Grape Therapy. Who doesn't like a game of Would You Rather? I like a good game of Would You Rather. okay are you ready i'm ready everybody feel free to join in on this if you'd like okay would you rather lose all of your money and valuables or all of the pictures you've ever taken i mean i think the pictures are fine like you could lose that yeah yeah you just make new ones

yeah i just make i just make i just and you're like you probably just google some photos and you'll find but let's just say all the photos are totally gone oh goodness i mean the money and valuables that's pretty good that's like all of a sudden i've got nothing i'm living out in the street but i have like a suitcase full of pictures like i just think the pictures are going to be fine like i have a brain i have a memory that's true that's true that's very logical yeah okay yeah that's very i would have like tried to be like the hero and said the other way but you're right you're right i could build a house out of my photographs like four by six glossies no if anyone could you could thank you if anyone could would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own

future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself? My own future. Yeah, that's a stupid question. I don't care about anybody else. So stupid. I immediately regret asking on. Okay, so would you rather? Would you rather be famous when you are alive and forgotten when you die or unknown

when you're alive but famous after you die? Famous after I die. Me too. Yeah. Yeah. Legacy lives on. Yeah. Totally.

Yeah. This is out of my own brain. Would you rather go to jail for four years? for something you didn't do or get away with something horrible that you did, but always live in fear of being caught. Oh.

I mean, at this point in my life, that sounds really horrible, but I don't want to go to jail and raising some kids. I'd rather just pray to God that I never got caught and be able to just be a good mom. I think, I don't know.

If you were going to get arrested and nobody knew what it was for, what would they assume? Oh, my God. Peen in public. Oh, that's it. Okay, I was about to go dark. Murdering.

Murdering my fiance. Okay, murder it is No What would I go to jail for Yeah, probably indecent exposure Yeah, yeah, that's a good one I would never murder somebody But I would run around the town naked

Yeah I don't like wearing clothes Especially when you're like eight months pregnant That's so annoying Those are the worst They're the worst I even feel like things taste better Without pants on

It's true I know I know Would you rather live in the wilderness far from civilization or live on the streets of a city as a homeless person. Oh my God. That's such a need. I would love to live in the wilderness right now.

Me too. I'm like, that sounds glorious, actually. I don't leave my house already. I'm so with you. I love staying home. Like a hermit. Would you rather live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are

granted or in the real world? Oh, the real world. All my wishes already granted. Oh, it's kind of true. Single tier. Except for I wish I could drink. Yeah, but you will be able to soon. Eventually.

This is just temporary. Would you rather never use social media sites slash apps again or never watch another movie or TV show? I don't watch TV anyways. I asked the wrong person. Yeah. I could barely get through the episode of The Spatchel. I did it for you, Caitlin. Okay, this is my question.

I always like to ask people this. If there was an envelope sitting in front of you saying, day that you would die. Would you open it? No, no. Me either. No. Terrifying.

What about everybody else in the room? No? No. You know what? That's such a... You can live in fear of that day to the rest of your life. Some people say yes. Some people want to know.

You know, this is so horrible. There's an app out there. I downloaded it once as a joke. There's an app out there and you can put in like when you were born and all the, like, what kind of food you eat and what kind of stuff you drink, how often you drink, where you were born, all this kind of stuff. And it's called like the Graham Reaper. Oh.

It's like, I think that's what the app is called. And anyways, go enter and then it's like calculating you did that and it says like this is the day you're going to die and I think for me it said it would be like 79 or something like that ain't a bad age to go but it counted it down you can go every day and like see how much longer you had to live and I was like okay

no way what if it said like I mean you know what yeah I would like to know anybody who got that ages ago it was like it was like years ago and I hope that app doesn't exist anymore I'm sure it does there's a lot of weird stuff out there this is not Jillian this is Sam

okay ready this is the best would you rather everybody's going to throw up this is really disgusting you ready for it go would you rather sleep with justin's body in your dad's head or your dad's body and justin's head you should be asking katelyn this i've already answered this is for kately this is the host i can't i have to you have to answer sean's body yeah my dad's head yes and sean's body that's like a match made in heaven I love my dad's face I love Sean's body Or Sean's body

I would your dad's head on it I would rather My Oh my god Oh my god Thank God my dad doesn't listen to my podcast I would rather Sean's face Yeah

My dad's got a pretty decent body He was a hockey player his whole life Yeah But I don't have to look at the body I can just look at it's face Yeah that's face Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

There's your answer, ladies and gentlemen. You are a sick, mother-f-de-law, I'm worried about you. I know, me too. I mean, these are always supposed to be. Grape therapy is always supposed to be a bachelor at recap. But I'm like, I mean, what is there to say? She didn't pick Blake. He's probably going to be the bachelor.

Tears were shed. They addressed the social media thing that he did. Yeah. Ooh, I was surprised they addressed that again. Yeah, and especially since once you bring something like that up again it just like people have such short-term memories yeah so they get over it and then also like oh yeah he did this yeah he's gonna get it tonight yeah I just hope they know that they're she's gonna get it tonight though yeah she's gonna get it help help she's gonna get it twice

um that's like they're on a plane right now to good morning America but the trick is you're on you get flown first class to good morning America everybody's sleeping it's an overnight flight you do a little spoon you join the mile high club oh did you get to do that yeah Yeah. Oh, I didn't. I was on Good Morning America. Yeah, I did. I was on Good Morning America, like, via satellite to let everybody know that the guy that I chose was a serial cheater. Oh. That was my account. You know what, though? At least you weren't the serial cheater.

That's true, yeah. No, I'm very, I'm the opposite. I'm like, no. She's like, no. I got a nice little situation going on here. Quite committed, actually. Two kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's some toast this morning Instead of your cereal So you were a serial And you know what? Your comedic timing

Was impeccable there Yes Good for you Good for you Do you have a joke chill? Why do squirrel swim on their backs? Why? To keep their nuts dry

Not jokes That's literally my only joke And my favorite joke And it came from my father Oh I like it But actually you want to hear a funny story Because I'm not wearing underwear This summer at all

So I'm wearing a t-shirt like a long t-shirt for pajamas and we go outside's first thing in the morning I sit on the on the swing with my coffee and I'm like oh and Justin was like what I'm like it actually feels so good sitting on the swing because I'm just so hot right now and my vagina is touching the swing and it's nice and cold yeah and Justin's like you mean your guys's vagina hits the ground when you sit down I'm like oh it doesn't hit the ground it doesn't hit the ground but yeah it touches whatever we're sitting on yeah he's like he's like can i see can i see oh my god so i showed him yeah he's like i can't believe he was i always thought it sat a bit higher like i thought it's higher like i'm like no this is where it sits it sits on the crowd and he's like i will never look at another woman sitting the same ever again god i'm like yeah so every time i sit he's like it's so it's touching right now i'm like yeah you're like yeah here it's touching right now is that does that do anything for him Oh, my gosh.

Tell me if I told that story, sober. Hey, anything goes on grape therapy. Oh, God. I was trying to think of my joke. You know what my dad, I'm going to end this with a dad joke that my dad told me. He said, why is light beer like making love in a canoe? Why? Because they're both close to water.

Oh, that's awesome. That's a great joke. That's my dad's favorite joke. Oh, that's a great. jokes yeah and you can over you we first said that though no idea I feel like it's his go-to though oh yeah I feel like your dad was

swore a lot around you when you were a kid my dad oh no sir no no he was like an angel of a man how did you turn up this way I'm not sure my mom yeah my mom yeah that's what it was my mom didn't swear oh yeah my parents both swore a lot yeah my mom didn't swear as much as my dad did

but then yeah then they switched yeah um my last question for you is will you please make sure we get top two on the podcast again i hope that justin just helped us with his vagina knowledge yeah well it's all about the teasers yeah so we will uh we'll really tease this one oh my god we'll be like you guys we get so deep into the bachelorette recap and then we're just like talking about vaginas the whole time and people are just waiting for it um if it doesn't get top to you this time i promise it well, back, or in October when I can drink again. Yeah, as soon as you have that baby.

Yes. I'm coming back with eight bottles of wine. Ooh, baby. And a one bottle of tequila. One bottle of tequila. And we are going to... And a babysitter. And we are going to get ratings.

I'm going to brainwash you so hard. We literally did top two podcasts like overall in the world last time. It was quite impressive. Yeah. I couldn't even listen to it though. I can't listen to my own voice. Why? You have quite a Canadian accent.

Oh, do I? Yeah, but I love it. It's just raspy and annoying. Now, I see, I really like raspy, though. Thank you. People like raspy. Oh, thank you. I'm just one of those weirdos that loves the sound of my own voice, and that's why I

keep looking down. I'm like, Caitlin, stop the podcast, but I just love the sound of my own phone. Ladies and gentlemen. But we'll do this again this summer before you leave. Okay. Because you're here for another month. Why don't you sign us off and say your session is now ending? Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for listening to the Caitlin and Shell podcast.

Also, also plug yourself. Like, where can people find you? Oh, people can find me. in bed, hopefully, by 6 p.m. Please do not bring the doorbell. Jillian. jillian. Harris on Instagram.

It's probably the easiest. Websites, Jillianharis.com. I'm much more filtered over there. So if you're looking for vagina stories that won't be where you find them, you'll just have to wait until I come back here on Caitlin's podcast.

It's all about the vaginas on this podcast. And I won't associate myself with anybody else because they'll probably get angry with me. So, welcome to the club. Yeah. I will say your Instagram, somebody who's talking about it on the dock of my parents' place two nights ago. And they're like, we love Jillian Harris. Her feed is just so stunning, but she is so real on her stories.

And I was like, yes, I know it's the best. And then they're like, oh, we just love her. I'm like, yeah, I'll see her on Monday. I'll tell you something. They're like, oh, my God. They had no idea who I was. Really? No, no idea.

Oh, well, you're the best. You're everything. You're the real Canadian hero here. That's not true. that's not true okay sign us off say where was it that we were session is now ending wait where were we when we went somewhere

in public and everybody wanted your picture but nobody knew who I was that's a load of BS where was that quail skate everybody wanted yours no oh was that just a nightmare I had Kenny Chesney yeah oh but that was fresh off the show that's true that's true we were also in Canada

and people definitely wanted yours we drank a lot that night yeah we did that's yeah when Caitlin and I went to Kenny Chesney. Yeah, we had a time. That was fun. Okay, I'm signing off. Bye, everybody.

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