Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - What We Said
Episode Date: August 6, 2019Today, hosts of the What We Said Podcast, Jaci Marie Smith and Chelsey Jade Curtis hang out with Kaitlyn in Nashville! Jaci and Chelsey explain how they have been friends since High School an...d despite living in different cities jumped at the chance to do a podcast together. The gals share one of their favorite stories from their podcast to kick off confessions. And you'll definitely want to find out which celebrity Kaitlyn copped and attitude with at an old serving job. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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One presents off
The Vine with Caitlin Bristow.
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where girls
and gents
can feel empowered
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Get ready for lots of laughs.
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Here's Caitlin.
All right. Welcome to Off the Vine. I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow. So in the studio today, we have podcast hosts from what we said. Jacey Marie Smith and Chelsea. Chelsea and Chelsea, Chelsea, certified health coach, lives now. Wait, where do you live again? Honestly, I don't even like tell people because it changes all time. I live in Nashville right now. Okay, but I'm from Arizona. And when did you move to Nashville?
May. End of May. So I've been here a couple months, but we leave in September. And where are you
going then? Stay tuned. Okay. Okay. Stay very tuned. And you're from California and Arizona.
Kind of, yeah. What does that even mean? You're just all of them out. I know. I'm just like,
I call myself a West Coast girl. That's so funny. Okay. So we're just, because your name is spelled J-A-C-I.
So a lot of people, I'm sure, call you Jackie. Every day in my life. But we were talking about what our
names would be if we weren't our names. And I'm like, wait, that's what we're.
really interesting. What do I look like? I just feel like I'm such a Caitlin. I could see you being
a Lindsay. Nuh. Lindsay, yeah, that's good. Could you kind of picture? She's like, no. Oh, I think I'm more
of like, uh, like, I try and pick like the sexiest name out there. I'm like, I think I'm more of a
Sloan. No, I was literally going to say like, okay. I was going to say like Roxy or like something
with like a bar. I could vibe with Roxy. Sorry I gave you a really basic one. Roxy to me is just
the bar I always went to in Vancouver with like a terrible smelling carpet that they've never changed
since the 80s. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. That's like the
Roxy time. Yeah. So I can't go there.
You need people to just comment what they think you are
on your latest Instagram post. That's a really
Wow. Look at that. Yeah. Yeah. I really like that. I know. I kind of
wish we would have talked about that earlier and then I could have put it out there
on Twitter and then we could have talked about it more because I really yeah and see what
you're really into it. Oh, do you see you a smile? Her new passion. She's like,
what would his name be? And so we said you would be, J.C. would be Emma. Yeah.
I said or Amber. She kind of looks like Amber fits me. Yeah, but that's because
you have red hair. Amber is like, that's clueless Amber. Remember her? Okay, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah. She could be a farmer in those clothes. That's, that's, that's, yeah. Amber.
Okay. I, so actually, my middle name is not Jade. It's not, I'm a fake because,
phony. My, my, liar. My legal name is still Chelsea Gustafson.
Which is her maiden name. Yeah, which is my maiden name. She doesn't have a middle name. And I don't
have a middle name. My, like, parents, yeah, my parents gave me, like, no middle name because
they're like, oh, well, you can use your last name as your real name when you get married.
like Kim Kardashian-West kind of vibes.
I'm like, Gustafsson ain't cute.
Like, that's not like, Chelsea Gustafs and Curtis is like a mouthful.
Do you really know a lot about the Kardashians?
Because I feel like that's the third time you brought up.
I'm like, I don't know.
Yeah, that's true.
I do really keep up.
But, uh, yeah, everybody keeps up with the Kardashians.
Yeah, I really keep up.
Really?
Well, kind of.
Is your favorite Kardashian?
Me and Courtney have the same birthday.
Okay.
So, but she's not my favorite.
Oh.
I mean, Kim.
Good talk.
I mean, Kim and Kylie.
Kylie's a generous
Really? Those are my two least favorites
Oh really?
You like Chloe?
I like Chloe and Courtney
I think they're hilarious
Oh good
Then I'm the same as Courtney basically
So yeah there you go
Then I'll like you
Yeah I like them all for different reasons
Yeah that's true
They each have something that I'm like
I like that about you
You're right
But not that I don't like
Yeah that's rude of me
I like them the least
No I just
I just really like Courtney and
Oh my God I can't believe
We've been talking about Kardashians
Yeah
That's enough that's enough
Anyways
Thank you for joining me
For my podcast
We just did yours
which was really fun
and if anybody wants to listen
we really dove into
the behind the scenes
of Bachelor World
which I've done on my podcast
but we really got there
it was good conversation
yeah we got some
we can't take credit
because our listeners
really sent in some good questions
really
yeah that's oh those are all
from listeners
not all
some of them were us
yeah yeah no it's
it's always fun talking
we're saying that people don't
get sick of the Bachelor talk
like I don't
I don't either
people are just always so curious
to know
yeah it's a fascinating
world. It really is. It is fascinating. And they, you know, you love to see the behind the scenes and they do that show Unreal, but that's like a very dark twisted version. Have you heard of that? I haven't heard of that. Yeah. Oh, Unreal is like this show that they do. They don't say it's the behind the scenes of The Bachelor, but you know it is. And it's like all the manipulation and stuff that goes behind with producers. It's, it's, I watched it at the wrong time. I watched it like right after I came out of my season and I was like in a dark place. So it was tough. But now I would like to go back and watch because I think.
think it would be kind of funny but it's just a very dark twisted twisted version but well and it's love like
everybody has experienced love not like cooking it's like not everyone likes cooking that's so true
everyone is experiences love so it's like and every you know there's a different character on each
season and we're all one of those people yes everyone can relate yeah it's a very relatable show you
see heartbreak it's it's yeah it's it's it's really fascinating i know it's a perfect word to describe
that show yeah my husband looks a lot like jed from the back really and when he was the favorite
I was like, yeah, I see it.
You guys look so much like.
And then people start not liking him.
And I was like, I don't see anything.
I don't see any stimulant.
Yeah, not none whatsoever.
Yeah.
Does he get ever mistaken in Nashville for Jed?
No, I mean, not yet.
But people on my Instagram, every time I post like, is that Jed?
Really?
Really?
You're like, yes, I'm married to Jed.
You're like, I'm the girlfriend.
I'm the girlfriend.
Surprise.
That's hilarious.
So you guys, how did you start your podcast?
Or how did you guys even become friends?
We became friends in high school.
I think it was our sophomore year that we became besties.
We met.
And a freshman year, but I'll forget that you said that.
I'm like, oh, yeah, I was like.
We met, and it was one of those things where we just clicked instantly.
We hung out for the first time alone.
Like, we had hung out in groups of friends or whatever, but we hung out alone for the first time,
and we were going to go to this dance, our high school dance concert or something together.
I'm iffy on the details of a very bad memory, which is something we can probably don't want to discuss
because I can't remember my childhood, which is probably very deep issue.
We always talk about it.
Chelsea's always like, that's concerning.
And I'm like, it really is.
Anyway, so I don't remember exact details, but I do remember that we hung out all day and
then we had to sleep over that night.
It was the first time we'd ever, like, hung out alone and we were like, just besties.
We, like, went to my house and it was getting, like, kind of late.
Yeah.
And she's like, can I sleep over?
And I was like, sure.
Yeah.
And she just, like, slept over.
And we've seriously been inseparable since then.
Yeah.
So, yeah, we met in high school.
Wait, how old are you guys now?
24, both of us.
Both of him.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah. And then as far as starting the podcast, that was a random thing that we started about a year and a few months ago.
Chelsea had been, you'd kind of been wanting to start a podcast with your husband, actually. You'd consider that.
He was not having any of that, though. Working with your husband's stuff.
Yeah, I do it. Oh, you do.
Yeah. And it is. It is tough. But anyway, so I was thinking, like, who, because I always, I like podcasts where there's co-host or where there's, like, you know, different banter.
Yeah. Dynamics.
Yeah. Dynamics.
yeah who could I have as a co-host I'm like Chelsea obviously yeah and so but the problem is we
didn't live in the same state I live in L.A. and she was in Utah so we were kind of iffy but anyway
I just texted her when I was like should we start a podcast and no joke she was like yeah and then
the next week we're like yeah doing it yeah which was so weird because we were so far and like
me and my husband didn't have like any money at this time right so it was like not something
that was like a smart decision at that time for us where we were like oh yeah flights every month like
back and forth like putting all this money into this and like me and my husband were both just
like yeah let's do it really I love that just felt right because you were doing something that you
love yeah exactly and that's what makes you happy yeah well and people in high school so we were in
dance class together and they danced me too yeah and we were like a force to be reckoned with because
we were like the loud always trying to make everyone laugh like class clowns and got in trouble
all the time and everyone's like you guys should have a like a TV show together and at first we're
like oh that's not we would be so boring like so people would want to kill us yeah but then yeah
but a podcast yeah but podcast though well we we look back and we're like we're literally living our
high school dream yeah because we get a work together and it's awesome yeah we love it I my dream
is always to be like pregnant at the same time as my best friends and like have families and now they
all do and I'm like little behind yeah I'm like okay miss that one yeah I'm like getting get up there
Caitlin we were just saying I was like if I got pregnant right now would you start trying
she's like probably and I was like yeah if you got pregnant I'd probably start trying right now yeah
see because you guys are I mean you're on the same page and you're in the same world so you can
I'm so far from all my best friends it sucks yeah it does suck yeah it's I mean you guys
understand how did you keep the long distance friendship alive all the flights well it's
weird because we kind of I don't want to say drifted apart but we kind of did for a little
bit and it's not yeah because of the distance because for after we graduated then we lived together
actually for a period of time but it was really short lived um we both lived in Utah together for a second
and but besides that we were always living in different states and different places and so
we didn't talk that much we didn't see each other that much and then um Chelsea's birthday was
coming around I think it was like two years ago and I was I realized I'm like I have not spent time
with her like hung out with her in so long yeah um so I asked her if she'd want to come
to California for her birthday and I flew her out and then like we hung out for a week straight
and we're like okay we like can't go longer than a few weeks without seeing each other like that was
so fun and like nothing had changed and so that's awesome yeah we kind of reconnected yeah and that was
connected yeah and that was like reconnected and then we're like let's do it I love that
yeah I love that you guys just did it yeah I know screw it let's just do it okay guys let's talk
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online savings simplified so on the podcast you are just two friends you talk about everything from
career to health to relationships read stories from fans and friends and you give heartful advice
so what are some of the main stories that people reach out to you for like relationships probably
or is it what is it everything yes well the ones that they send us is that like
Is that what you mean?
Like the ones they send us?
So we do like every once in a while we'll have like most embarrassing first kiss stories or like worst date stories.
Or we had one that was most embarrassing stories, which I think is our funniest one by far.
Or like the most embarrassing texts you've ever sent by accident, like things like that.
And people just send in these stories that are so cringy.
Oh my gosh.
Can we talk about that?
Because that's a good segue into confessions.
Yeah, we can talk about that for sure.
Okay. So tell me what's the like most embarrassing story you've ever heard from somebody?
I have one in mind.
I already, I think we probably have the same one in mind.
Okay.
Well, it was this girl who went on a date and it was like her crush.
Like they were in college and she was like obsessed with him and he finally asked her out and she was just like living for it.
Yeah.
And they were both runners.
And so he was like, oh, you want to come like run this trail with me?
And she was like totally down.
And then they went to go run it.
And they're not that far into the run.
And she started feeling really sick.
Like, she was like, I am going to have diarrhea.
Like, I feel horrible.
And as she's running, she's, like, also trying to impress him.
So she's trying to keep up with him and stuff.
But she's, like, kind of falling behind because she's like, I feel so sick.
Yeah.
And she kind of just, I think, I don't remember the story exactly, but she kind of fell behind enough to where she was like, I got to, like, bounce.
Like, I got to run into the trees because I'm going to poop, literally poop my pants.
yeah and she ran into the trees and just let her rip exploded i mean she like pulled down her pants
exploded and then there was a nearby river and so she's like trying to get in the river to like
and he's like coming back up trying to see like excuse me what's the deal well she was saying he was
like hey and she was like don't come up here because she's like i didn't get my pants off in time
so she's like they weren't fully fully off so there was poop everywhere that's why oh you miss that
Oh, sorry.
I was like, okay, pull the pants up and go.
Yeah, no, no, no, no. She didn't, she didn't fully get them off, so there was, there was, yeah, that's why she went to the river.
That's why she went to the river. And she was trying to wash them off. And she said there was, like, a sweet family, like, near the river.
And she's just, like, in there with, like, no pants on. It's winter. It's winter. It's freezing.
Oh, good Lord. Yeah. I missed a lot of details. Yeah, these are very small important details.
Anyway, so then they got back in the car. And she never said if she explained to him what happened.
but basically they got back in the car and had the windows down and he drove her home
and she said it smelled so bad in the car oh that's all and she never explained he's just like cool
okay so i'm sure they did she didn't say but she said that he put down something on his seat so
i think he knew like i think she might have said when he was calling up to her like i had an accident
why not just oh she she said that no we don't know she didn't give us those details but i'm sure
she had like at one point i would just be like look i went to the woods to take a shit i
I got sick.
This is awkward.
Do you want to talk about it?
Or should we just pretend it never happened?
No, literally.
And so, was that it?
Was that the last date?
That was the last date.
She said he was pretty, like, nice about it, which she was really grateful for,
but I don't think they were any further dates, yeah.
Oh, gosh.
But imagine, like, you have to really put yourself in her shoes and picture if it was your crush in college.
Like, this guy you've been crushing them forever.
It's just horrible.
Oh, I would be mortified.
Even if I was with my family, it would still be, like, very embarrassing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's, I just got sick in Mexico and Cleo, bless her freaking heart because that is a solid friend right there.
I, she actually got sick in Mexico and I was like, plugging my ears going like, I had to leave the room because I have such a severe fear of throw up.
And so when I was sick, I mean, it was just, I can't even think about it.
And she was sitting rubbing my back.
holding my hair
pulling my necklace back going
okay good job now breathe
breathe through this one
she really was and she just
and then she got me crackers and ginger ale
and she would just rub my hair and I was like
damn I was a shitty friend to you like
I'm like now it makes me feel so
bad that I wasn't there for her more when she was sick
because she was just the best friend
it was insane she was so good to me
while I was sick so shout out to Cleo for that one
but it was funny I would be like
this is sorry to paint a gross picture but we're confessing
I'd be like throwing up so aggressively and I'm again terrified of throwing up so I'd be yelling no in between
oh my god and like crying and I'd be like no oh my gosh and sobbing and then I'd be like now get out
and then I'd turn around and sit on the toilet and be sick that way like it was awful there's nothing worse than
that when it's coming out both ends I haven't been that six I'm 34 I haven't been that six since I was
16 years old yeah it was it was really terrible yeah there's nothing worse in like the stomach flu or
things like that i i was honestly supposed to go back to mexico on this friday and i'm like i can't
you're like sorry you're right i can't do it uh okay now tell me you're embarrassing stories
yeah okay okay well start because mine's a little more gross than yours okay um my embarrassing
story is that or my confession is that two months after i got married i peed the bed okay and it doesn't
i mean you know it's not that big of a deal but
have you seen those memes on Twitter where it's like when you go to your parents room it's like a shadow like this little shout of it's like you go into the room to tell them you threw up yeah yeah yeah like that's that's how I felt because I first of all we didn't live together before we got married okay so wait I want to talk about that after okay okay so you're still you know like getting used to each other I mean we were very comfortable around each other so I wasn't like completely mortified but also it's kind of the stage where you're like still trying to convince them that you're like really cute and her
So are you guys cute sleepers? I'm the ugly sleeper alive. I don't know. Do you sleep with your mouth open? Oh, yeah. Only on airplanes. Really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, anyway, I'm just the ugliest sleeper all around. So, um, well, there's this comedian that says, like, when you're in a first in a relationship, you pretend like you are the most easygoing person where you're like, I don't need water. I don't have feet. I don't do anything. Like, you just like act so much like, I am the easiest person to deal with. Yeah. As it goes on, obviously, it changes.
Yeah, like the monster unleashes, like, yeah, exactly, literally.
So anyway, I peed the bed like full on, not just like, we're not just talking, no, no, no, like we're talking, like, soaked the whole bag.
Yeah, yeah.
And I just had to wake him up.
And I was like, and this is so weird because I've just never, it's not like I struggled with that growing up where I'd pee the bed.
So I was going to say, was there a reason?
No.
It's like I had a dream.
I think I was having a dream that I was either peeing or like in water or something and I didn't go before I had.
yeah um gone to the bathroom anyway so i i i had to wake him up and i was like i um and he's
such a heavy sleeper yeah so he was like um i i peed and it's in the i peed the bed and he's like
he's like he's like excuse me but the funniest part of all this is that he peed the bed like
two weeks ago oh hilarious and like like so out of character for both of us and doesn't even
make sense because he just like he's like i had a dream he woke me up he's like oh
I peed the bed.
I just peed a little bit.
And I'm like,
who?
And when this is like public knowledge.
I've said this on my podcast and then we did a YouTube video and anyway, he admitted
that he peed the bed in it.
And people were like, you guys, like, the fact that you both peed the bed within your marriage is like,
kind of shocking.
It's kind of cute.
Yeah, it's kind of cute.
Like, couple goals.
Yeah, that's so romantic.
That's so funny.
There's mine.
It's pretty embarrassing.
Yeah.
That's so funny.
Hopefully it doesn't happen again.
I'm so paranoid about it.
Well, yeah.
I really am.
Every time before I go to sleep now, I...
Pee like eight times.
Empty the tank.
Yeah.
If I have to at all, I'm like, I'm running into the bathroom.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I was trying to think of one that we have together because, like, on my own, I'm like,
I'm sure there's so many things that I do that are just...
The amount of text I've sent to the wrong person, like...
I'm bad at that.
The other...
My sister just got engaged and we were trying to, like, help her fiancé plan the proposal.
And we found this little hill that, like, we had taken pictures out one time,
And I was like, this would be perfect.
Like, we could have her be up here.
So I was going to screenshot it and send it to my mom.
I was on the phone with my mom.
And I screenshotted, like, hours, location, like all of the details of this little place.
Yeah.
Which is so obviously, like a photo, romantic place.
And I was on the phone.
I sent it to my sister.
And my mom was like.
Oh, sorry.
Literally ruins the whole story.
Oh.
Keep going.
I sent it to my sister.
And I was on the phone.
I was like, I just sent that to Abby.
And she was like, are you kidding?
Because, like, she kind of new.
Instead of her mom.
Yeah.
Instead of my mom.
And she was like, are you kidding.
She kind of knows it's coming up.
She knows he has the ring.
Yeah.
And I just sent her this location of like this cute hill.
Oh, no.
And I was like, I am a dummy.
So this is why I know about lying.
Okay.
Don't go into too many details.
Yeah.
Otherwise, it's so obvious.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
So I was like, I just got to keep a brief.
My mom's like, okay, tell her, you just wanted to see if it was still there because
you and J.C. went to take pictures there in high school and you and you and
you and J.C.
I'm like, no, no, no.
I'm just going to be like, sorry I meant to send that to J.
and then just that's it
Yeah
And then
Wait
Now I'm questioning how I say your name
Jacey
The emphasis is on
Jacey
Oh yeah
Yeah
Not Jacey
Well you're kind of saying it both
Right both ways
Yeah
I get what you're saying
Say JC
Like as if it's
Right
The two
Yeah
So like hey JC
I explain it as
Tracy or Lacey
It's just JC
Okay okay
Okay sorry to interrupt you
Yeah
Oh my gosh
So you just
And then that was it
Did she have any idea
no because luckily we ended up doing it in a different place okay so I just was like for a whole day I'm like she knows like that's so dumb she's coming down to Arizona and like I just ruined with the whole thing like she knows yeah but we ended up doing a different place and I asked her I'm like did you know that's what it was just like oh I literally didn't even think about it I just not like oh that's because you had a small detail I know because I'm I'm a terrible liar but I've learned how to be better yeah I'm a good liar but I'm such a guilty conscious like I'm yeah yeah
So if I do lie, like, I can't handle it, and usually the truth comes out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Within seconds.
Like, board games or any kind of games, like, mafia?
Like, have you played mafia or, like, wear a wolf or something?
Yeah.
I'm the best liar.
Like, my husband's like, do you swear on our marriage?
And I'm like, I swear I'm not.
He's like, swear on the marriage after, like, no lines.
Yeah.
Wow.
He's like, you looked to me dead in the eye and said you swore on marriage.
I'm like, it's a game, honey.
You are a good liar.
I don't know if I can do that.
I know.
It's so scary.
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yeah perfect and um she reminded me of this time where we were at dance so we like I said we did
dance class together actually I said that on our podcast but we used to do dance together in high school
that was like where we really bonded and um we had this dance that we choreographed and each of
us like we had to get our dance selected in the first place to be in the concert so our dance was
selected it was hip-hop which is like very shocking if you were to see us but it was a hip-hop dance
and we're such procrastinators we just
didn't have the music ready we had to have it printed on a CD and we had a due day like bring the
CD with the music in so that you can show the dance this day and if you don't have it you're cut from
the concert yeah so it was like a really big deadline yeah and our dance teacher was not messing around
not mess around they usually don't yeah she was yeah so we didn't do it we didn't get the music on
the CD so we brought a blank we brought a blank CD to class yeah knowing full well it was completely
we blank yeah and we put like the title on it we're like our hip hop song and you pretend it was just
not yeah yeah yeah what happens so we put it she puts it in and we're like whole little knowing
that it's not going to work but all of us are information like about to start and she like turns
it on and she's like it's not working and we're like that's kind of genius we're like what
i was like i just did it last night she's like and she i think she knew yeah but we were just like oh my
gosh it's so weird like try it again yeah and it just like
still is like she's like it says it's blank and we're like oh my gosh that's so crazy she's like
okay well have it tomorrow and we got away with it but that's actually kind of smart though
I know now that I'm thinking about it yeah yeah yeah found it yeah seriously that's funny
I probably have so many embarrassing things from my I remember one time like like standing at the
bar and ballet class and thinking that coughing was covering up my toots while I was doing it
like what did you guys do I have done that I have done that before yeah it's like why do you
think like clearly you're farting
and like you're like coughing at the same time like it doesn't hide it yeah you can hear the cough louder than you can hear far but the people on the outside they can hear both
it's so funny thinking back one now i remember also thinking how many butterfly clips can i fit on my bun oh my god amazing which that's probably coming back now
they are it is like i'm wearing a brett in my hair right now yeah oh i saw that's cute what does it say oh it's cute yeah so that might be a little tease of what's coming up with my scrunchy line
love it yeah but anyways what were you going to say about
Clips? Oh, I was just going to say my friend was wearing them the other day, actually. And it was like actually such a fashion statement. The little butterfly clip. Yeah, so cute.
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okay i want to play a friendship game with you guys okay i'm ready how well you know each other
which i'm sure i'm sure it's pretty well yeah okay well we'll see yeah we'll see we're gonna see
okay what is each other's absolute favorite food
oh my gosh
we're both foodies
so i feel like we love so then you should know your absolute favorite i know
absolute favorite okay for you i think he just said this but i think like a good
pasta dish yep you're right i literally just told her that yesterday that's right i'm like
you're like my observation you're like let me see i feel like with you what you're like i
just told you that yesterday yeah uh okay um i mean chelsea love food because it's like you're such a
dessert person you love sweets yeah so i would say like you you're always in the mood for a donut
at all times yeah yeah but is that i don't know if it's like your favorite food i honestly don't
even know my favorite i'm such like i'm not a picky eater whatsoever i will eat anything and i'm like
this place is great and they go they're like it's not great i'm like what's your favorite place in
nashville so far i don't know i can't like well i'm vegan so oh so you are picky yeah well yeah
i guess in that sense i'll eat anything except me cheese except for the two major food groups
Yeah, I guess I am.
But with vegan food, you're not picky.
Like, you'll eat anything with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then you need to go to Avo.
I've been there.
We've been there.
It was really good.
It was super good.
I was going to say, that might be one of my favorites.
Yeah.
I've also been to gray's, I think.
Had a good burrito there.
Okay.
But Coco's ice cream.
Vegan ice cream, here's the thing.
Vegan sweets, vegan ice cream, it's not the problem.
People are like, oh, I could never go without ice cream.
I'm like, yes, you could.
Because there's a lot of vegan ice cream that tastes, in my opinion, better or the same.
It's made of,
I know, like cashew milk or almond milk.
Sometimes if it's made of coconut milk, it has that coconut flavor, which some people don't like.
But I'm like, you can get really good dairy-free stuff.
Okay, so you don't really have, you just like food.
Yeah.
Donuts.
I mean, like, yeah, I guess just carved in general.
Yeah.
I was saying like bread.
Yeah.
A piece of bread.
Yeah, a piece of bread.
It's really a good piece of toast.
Yeah.
Slice bread.
Mm-hmm.
What is each other's most annoying habits?
Oh, I got it.
Unlock.
Unlock.
Coffing.
Oh, my coughing.
I'm like, Jayze has like five.
I'm like, I have five.
Which one do you want?
No, the first, the one that comes to my mind is your direction, directional skills.
Yeah, I'm so bad.
Challenge.
Directionally challenged.
Legit can't, like, if we come in this way into a store and then we exit the store and
like, this is where our car is, she goes left.
Without fail every time.
Oh, Amber Alert.
Oh, Flash flood warning.
Am I getting that too?
Yeah.
Cool.
We're in this together, guys.
Yeah, amazing.
We're stuck here.
There's always flash flood warnings in Nashville.
Yeah, it rains right now.
It's probably, we're probably, like, going to be stuck here.
Oh, yeah, it's raining.
I have our podcast.
Yeah, yeah.
We can get some good content out of this.
The next five weeks, we just have Caitlin on this.
I wouldn't be mad.
So much Bachelor talk.
Truly.
Probably could.
No, yeah, that's, I think, the number one thing is you just, you, it's like, I'm not, I kid you not.
It's like 10 out of 10 times it's, she chooses the wrong way to go.
So Chelsea is directly challenged.
I am.
Okay.
I am doing with you on that, sister.
I've never said sister in my life.
I don't know how that just came out of my mouth.
Me and you both, sister.
I'm crying.
I always make fun of Jason because when he talks to his buddies on the phone, he always goes,
all right, brother.
See, like, no, like, what is brother?
Like, you forgot to say, you are.
Okay, guys are worse than girls.
Because my husband calls his friends, like, every text, dude, dude, dude, dude.
I'm like, you don't need to put that.
You know, like, you're texting them.
It's way better than brother.
That, yeah, that's kind of true.
Why aren't you saying, like, at least, hey, brother.
Brother.
All right, brother.
Like, the whole time he's talking normally, and he's like, yeah, how's your parents?
How's your family?
All right, brother.
I'm like, uh, what?
Like, where are you from?
Yeah, it's so weird.
That's so funny.
I had a boyfriend one time that would always say brother, too.
But, like, to everyone he met, and his voice would go, like, eight octaves higher than it was.
Actually, really annoying.
Yeah, he'd be like, talk like this.
And then we'd go to a restaurant.
I'm going to be, hey, can I get the, this and this?
Thanks, brother.
Oh, no.
That's so, Jason's voice goes up eight octaves, too, when he meets people that want to take a picture with him.
Okay.
They'll be like, oh, my gosh, we loved you on the badger.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
What I'm totally?
Let's take a photo.
All right.
I'm like, what is happening to you?
And he doesn't stop.
It's not like, oh, yeah, totally.
Let's take a photo.
He's like, oh, yeah, where are you from?
I'm like, okay.
I think I've made fun of him on this podcast so many times doing that.
I am crying.
It's like the little things like that are also so adorable that they do too.
Because in the moment I'm like, what are you doing?
But now thinking of him doing that, I'm like, what a little nugget?
I know it's true.
And then like with that, I'm like, oh, that's sweet when he was doing it.
And then after we work, I'm like, that was the most annoying thing he did.
Totally, totally.
That's so funny.
I don't know.
We've done this on one of my YouTube videos and I, she had like five for me.
And I was like, I can't think of a single one.
Oh, you got to think.
No, I know.
I have.
Well, I was going to say.
I don't know if this is like an annoyance,
but I feel like
you, like, not procrastinate,
but it's like, where I'm like,
okay, let's, like, we'll have like something to record
or like do for work or whatever.
And I'm like, okay, let's do this.
And you'll be like, yeah, okay.
And then like, still be working on something else.
And like, 10 minutes later, I'm like,
okay, we really should get on this.
And then when it's time, you're like,
Chelsea, come on, we got to get this.
That is so me.
That is so me.
Wait, I'm like really relating to both of those things.
Yeah.
That's, I'm such a procrastinator.
Yeah, Leif waits for like an hour for me to get ready.
And then when I'm ready, I'm like, come on, what are you doing?
He's like, I've been sitting here for an hour.
I'm like, oh, yeah, I do the same thing.
I think I do that. I'll admit, I'll admit, okay.
Yeah.
I am like the biggest go-getter, but also the biggest procrastinator.
Yeah.
It doesn't really make sense, but.
That is the definition of J.C., I feel like.
That's a problem.
Yeah.
I'm like, yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
I'm like, I'm glad we're talking about this now.
Oh, that's amazing.
Okay.
I, um, do you guys watch friends?
Mm-hmm.
Yes, except.
I don't want excuses here.
Except.
No, no.
I, I, I, I've been actually watching it every single night.
Okay.
But I'm only on season three.
Okay, that's okay.
And so people are always like, like, they tell me stuff.
I'm like, I didn't even know that.
Yeah.
I literally didn't even know that.
You got to watch it quick.
It's going off Netflix soon.
They're like, oh, these people, um, wait, you're kidding.
No, seriously.
I'm 20, I think.
I have watched.
I have watched straight through so many times and I'm still so devastating.
dated it's going off Netflix.
I know.
Even though it's on TBS, like every night of the week.
That is heart wrenching, actually.
Okay, well, yeah.
So anyway, people will be like, oh, yeah, when, like, Phoebe and I'm like, wait, I didn't
know they dated because I'm, like, behind and surprisingly, I don't know the full story,
but I love friends and I've been watching every night.
Okay, so if you had to pick a character for the other, like, is she a Monica?
Oh.
Well, my husband tells me I look like her all the time.
Really?
Sometimes I'm like, because I wasn't like, lately I've been, like, looking.
Well, both Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox, I'm like, they are so cute.
Yeah.
Yeah, so cute.
And so fit.
Oh, my gosh, so fit.
I know.
They look incredible on that show.
Jason, another day said, oh, yeah, Jennifer Love Hewitt, you know, Monica on friends.
I'm like, oh, what?
Excuse me.
We need to talk about this because it's an epidemic of dark, the amount of doppelgangers I have, quote-unquote, because I have dark hair and blue eyes and, like, sharp features.
So you're always like Monica and you're always Megan Fox.
I get that one
No, I don't get that one actually
I wish
But like everyone
Like Demi Moore
Like anybody who has
I made a collage and it was like 16 different celebrities
With dark hair and blue eyes
I'm like we actually if you look at our faces
Look nothing alike
But because we have like dark hair
Blue eyes
I get Miley Cyrus a lot
I could see that
I can see that really
Yeah
I'm not mad at it
Yeah that's a compliment
Yeah
I get Lindsay Lohan when she was 12
So
Yeah but she was so cute
I mean you're like
like parent trap days yeah that's what they say they're like oh no no not now when she's in parent
trap i'm like when she was 11 that's a compliment you look yeah yeah i do yeah i think i actually
think you would be monica though you don't think no she's just like maybe you're of all the
characters she's not my fave well wait really i mean she's funny yeah she's like she's she's
particular but she's funny and she's true she is really funny honestly okay i hate to say maybe
Phoebe there are some parts of you that are kind of like maybe if Phoebe and Monica had a kit
yeah maybe them mesh together yeah there are certain aspects of you that I could definitely see
see in Phoebe where she's a little bit more like says what's on her mind and like yeah like
I'm just glad you didn't say like Joey or something you're just like I'm like Ross that's it Ross
Ross was my favorite character I love I love all of them I really do love all them this is always such a
debate between like my followers and people that listen they're like like you either hate or love
Ross and I didn't know Ross was such a controversial character.
I love him.
I'm obsessed with him.
He's such a spas, but people are like, he's a woman hater and like all the stuff and they
think he's, yeah, like a narcissist and I don't know.
I love Joey though.
Yeah, me too.
I mean, I love all of them.
I love all of them too.
Yeah.
I love them all for different reasons.
I don't know what you would be.
I would feel, I feel like you're a combination of like Monica a little bit because I feel
like in the sense of like business wise.
Yeah.
You're such like a go-getter.
but also oh my gosh i was like is her real name jennifer or rachel oh i know i know uh and rachel i think
combined i could i could see yeah okay i think i'm all three i was gonna say who do you think
you are because rachel's like she's kind of funny mm-hmm but she doesn't mean to be but
she's kind of funny and monica is kind of a spaz too and then phoebe's just weird and i feel
like i'm all three of those things yeah yeah i could see that you're a mix of all of them
yeah okay okay yeah yeah
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check out true car today who's each other celebrity crushes yours is um tom hardy yeah i don't know what
yours is oh tom hardy i met him really yeah was he nice yes i think i've told this story in the podcast
it's so hard when i do go over like freaking do my podcast i'm like have i told the story before
he he came into the restaurant that i worked at and he was he's first of all i think he's the same height
as me oh really but it's super cute yeah and he was like uh hey i'm supposed to have this table here
And I was like, well, are you going to buy a bottle?
I was like, it was like a bottle ceremony.
Yeah.
And he was like, oh, can I talk to the manager?
And I was like, yeah, he's not here.
Did you know who he was?
No.
And then he was like, and then he was like, oh, this is going to.
No, I went, I went, how do I know you?
Did I used to serve you at this other restaurant?
And I kept saying like, I know you from, oh, yeah, it's from the other restaurant.
He's like, this is going to sound really stupid about I'm just going to say it.
And he goes, have you ever seen Inception?
Oh, my God.
Because Inception was really big at that time.
And I was like, oh, my God.
And then I felt dumb because I don't want to kiss anybody's ass
Because they're a celebrity
I didn't want to treat anybody differently
And then I felt bad for being kind of rude
And then I was like, oh, I got to like put my head down
Like a dog and be like tail between my legs
So I was like, yeah, you can have the time all
Yeah, you're not going to be like, Mr. Hardy, right there's day
No, no, no, I don't know
But I was like, damn it, you can have the table
Yeah
But anyways, Tom Hardy
I would say Zach Efron's probably yours
Oh, yep, 100%.
Really? Love him forever and ever.
Have you seen the, um...
What's the movie you were just on?
17 again?
No.
I'm like, ever seen high school musical?
No. The Ted Bundy one.
Ted Bundy. Sorry, I was going to say Tom Hardy.
I can't think of it. I haven't seen it. Wait, are you a true crime? Do you like true crime? Okay. It was, yeah, not the, yeah, he was in the movie. He was Ted Bundy. And I thought he did phenomenal.
Yeah, me too. I loved it. He did so good. Him and Lily Collins together.
He is actually a really good actor. He really is. He's always the douchebag heartthrob in most movies, but he is a good actor.
That's what I said. I was like, you almost think of those people.
who were Disney Channel stars as kind of a joke.
But then in this movie, I was like, wait, he is.
He kind of proved himself?
Yeah, like, he is a really good actor.
That's cool.
And if you put all of that aside, because some people were mad that people are glorifying, like, you know, Ted Bundy kind of.
So if you put that aside, him and the Lily Collins together needs to happen.
Really?
They're so cute together.
Yeah, they're really cute.
And he's just so good look.
He's definitely my celebrity crush.
He is really good looking.
Oh, that, yeah, mine's like.
Yeah, who's yours?
That's Paul Rudd.
Oh, I love Paul Rudd.
Wait, I don't even know who that is.
He's like, isn't he Ant Man?
Wait, oh my gosh, should I just make him up with someone else?
Who did you say?
Ant Man?
What's that?
Obviously not.
What the heck's Ant Man?
Wait, you don't know what Ant Man?
It's the...
Paul Rudd, he's in like, um, he's in the 40-year-old version.
Wait, he kind of looks like Jason.
Gotcha.
Oh, he does.
Gotcha.
Wait, that's so funny.
He's Ant-Man.
Oh, yeah.
What's Ant-Man?
Ant-Man?
He is?
I didn't even know what...
Oh, yeah, he's so cute.
Let me see.
Yeah, he's just like...
He's so funny and I just...
I don't know.
I just have like a celebrity crush on him.
I'm like, yeah, there's the typical hot ones.
Like, I like Chris Hemsworth and, you know, all the hot ones.
But Paul Rudd, I'm like, he's just like a handsome, funny guy.
Yeah.
You know?
He's got like quiet confidence.
I know there's always like little things.
Because with Tom Hardy, I'm like, I just love his voice.
Like when he talks, I just love the way he talks.
He, like you said earlier with the...
With Jelzy having earpods?
Yeah, AirPods.
Airpods too, remember.
You were like, oh, subtle flex.
Yeah.
I feel like Paul Rudd is a subtle flex.
Yeah.
Like him as a person.
Yeah, him as a person.
Yeah.
Paul Rudd is.
I love it.
I feel like he definitely has BDE.
He does.
Paul Rudd is BDE.
That's exactly what he is.
Yep.
Now I'm picturing his dick.
Cool.
I'm just kidding.
She just like stopped talking.
She's just like looking in the air.
Anyways
Last one
What is each other's
Go To Karaoke song?
I told her we need to do karaoke while we're here
First of all
Oh yes we've never done that together
You need to go
But the problem with Nashville is everybody is so
Freaking talented
They just go to flex
Yes
They just go to flex
And it is not subtle
They are like hitting all the notes perfectly
Everybody's trying to like get noticed
At karaoke
Yeah
So it's tough
But Santa's pub.
Okay, that's one I was looking at.
Yeah.
So fun.
Mm-hmm.
I've heard that.
Doesn't the owner look like Santa?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's, and a lot of people go there.
Like, I've never been.
Yeah.
Maybe Jed will be there.
Yeah.
I know.
I just keep wanting to go and I've seen so many Instagram stories about it and I've seen it online so many times.
I'm like, I need to go there.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Yeah, there are people that are super good.
They're like, no, guys, don't make me go.
I'm so bad.
Don't make me sing.
Yeah.
They're like, okay, put on Slant dion on.
And I think it out
One of our friends
Collapsed along singing Celine Dion at karaoke in Nashville
Collapsed along
He was in the hospital for three days
Yeah
Oh yeah
Okay never mind
That's so sending me on
I'm like never mind we're not going
I'm trying to think of like a song from our like
Childhood
I'm like from our childhood
You remember that?
From our high school days or like our
Junior high days you know
This is going to make me feel really old
When you talk about what song was your junior high days
because it's like we're our songs
spice girls
oh
I love spice girls
I'm trying to think of like the classic
um
I'm trying to think for you
I feel like you love hip hop
but like that's not what you do out of karaoke
exactly
like you wouldn't get up and sing like get low
or something like that well maybe you would actually
I definitely would
I want to put it past me yeah
yeah I'm like wow
I'm like writing out of my notes
well I'll tell you my go-to karaoke is
Amy Winehouse.
Wow.
Yeah.
Chelsea can actually sing this.
So she would be one of those people that's flexing.
But I can't sing her.
Like I try not to do one where I'm like an easy song where it's like, okay, this is just like pretty.
Like I want to have fun.
Which Amy Winehouse song, Valerie?
Yeah, that would be a good one.
I did rehab, but there's too many pauses.
Oh, and it gets weird.
Yeah, so it's just like rehab.
Like you just say it and then I'm like, okay, dance in and then it's the side of the same thing.
Totally.
But I always pick wraps and then I forget how.
I'm not in the best shape right now
and then I'm like
I'm like up there like rapping
and then I can't breathe
because I'm like trying to dance at the same time
and then I'm like everyone's like
whoa she's good because I can wrap
and then all of a sudden I can't breathe
and I'm like
and then I like can't finish the song
and it gets bend over
take a step of water
I'm dead
but I don't because I hate water
yeah
wait what is your beverage of choice then
wine
I was going to say
wine coffee
are you a social
A soda person?
No.
Don't like soda.
Yeah, me neither.
I mean, I force myself to drink water once in a while.
Yeah.
Just makes me gag.
You know what is another good karaoke song is Forgolicious?
Yeah.
That's when I ran out of breath on the other day.
Oh, yeah, because you can like, when that wrap comes up, I'm like, y'all better sit down.
Wait, she goes, all the time I come around.
Yeah.
I always lose it there.
Oh, my gosh.
It is.
It is hard to do that one.
It is.
I feel like you would probably do that one.
Yeah.
I would thrive on that.
Yeah, that's a good.
one. Okay, so I took it to Twitter and asked if anybody wanted any advice on anything pretty much.
Okay, cool. I was like, who's the case of the Mondays? What's bothering you at your job, relationships, health, wellness, you know, I'm trying to get a little bit of everything, see what you at the other side.
So Meg, at a lot of M's, a lot of G's, Meg's, a lot of S's, how do we deal with a shitty coworker that undermines you at every turn?
Oh, that's a good question.
I say you just address it.
Why wouldn't you just tell her how you're feeling?
I'm just such an honest, straightforward person that I would be like, hey, you're making
me feel this way?
How can we work on it?
Yeah.
I think that's great advice.
Something else that we've talked about on our podcast as well is like you kind of have
to accept people as they are, even if you hate it.
I mean, I think definitely talking about it.
But if it didn't change after that, it's like you have to go into work every day, having
no expectations of that change.
yeah because if you that's a good point if you go in and you're like oh i don't want them to be
annoying today i hope they don't do that and then you're going to be disappointed every time
yeah exactly because even if you do say something if you're like hey i feel like your comments
really like hurt me or sometimes you're condescending or whatnot yeah it's very rare that you go
the next day and they're an angel yeah it's like that kind of is how some people are right you
kind of have to accept it and figure out a way to just deal with it because yeah maybe you're right
if you do have the conversation, is she really going to change?
Right.
It might get better for a week.
Yeah.
But it might just, do you know who Kelly Oxford is?
I do not.
That sounds so familiar.
She's a Canadian, like, author, screenwriter, and she's in L.A. now, and she's just a really interesting person.
But she always says you can pick people to be your enemies, and that's okay.
So you can just think of her as, like, an enemy, and you can just name her your enemy and be like, and that's okay.
She's my enemy.
Of course she's annoying me.
She's an enemy.
Yeah.
You don't have to say it out loud or tell anybody about it.
It's just in your mind.
oh that's my enemy and you can pick your enemies through the day well and I think a lot of people well me who are like people pleasers where the biggest struggle is like well why don't they like me like why are they acting like this because they don't like me and it's like you want to prove to them like no you'll like me if you just give me a chance and it's like you just have to be like they don't like me because I like that like if you're just like they're my enemy I don't need to try and impress right right that's true just move on yeah I like that Emily says how to break the cycle of eat sleep work repeat like corporate corporate job problem
jobs and how to stay healthy and motivated around that nine to five or how to leave your
corporate job and find your passion to make money doing just that.
Well, now if we could have that advice, man, we'd be rich.
I know.
I'm like, when you find out, tell me.
Yeah, that's a, it's hard to figure out what you love and then make money doing it.
That's what we all want to be doing.
Yeah.
How to do it.
I'm not really sure except for just doing it.
But, yeah, so how to break the cycle of eat, sleep, work, repeat, and staying healthy
and motivated around the nine to five.
I would say just keep it interesting because it becomes so mundane and we actually did just did like a podcast episode that we haven't released quite yet well maybe it will be by now but about productivity and we just read this really interesting book and he was basically saying like you have to have energy enough time and focus okay yeah so if you can like nail down those three things and like come up with a better intention and goal behind them the mundane things like you know waking up and your morning routine and like oh my
gosh I do this every day it's like well what's the bigger picture and if you find like
motivation for that then it's a lot easier to go on and like be like this is you know me
driving my kid to work or whatever it is it's like you have that moment don't be like oh I have
to drop her off and it's like such a pain it's like you know in 10 years you might not be dropping
her off right so just like changing your mindset a little yeah a mindset shit and you're not always
going to have motivation and that's something we talk about a lot too is that motivation
comes and goes and it's all about discipline so as far as when anyone's trying to improve their health
or anything like that it's you know and they're like how do i become motivated it's like you just got
start and you got to have discipline and you got to stick to it because the truth of it is like
we don't all wake up every day so stoked to go to work and do all this stuff and work out right but
if you get into those habits then it becomes easier and you'll see results and you know good things
will come yeah why does my brain go to sex i'm like it's like having sex like it's like
When you think about it, you're like, oh, we should probably do it.
And then once you get doing it, you're like, wait, this is actually really good.
Why don't I do this more often?
And then after you feel more, like, connected.
Yes.
That's so true.
Oh, my gosh.
I love that analogy.
Yeah.
That's true.
So it's, yeah.
Well, I mean, even the gym, it's like, I was even saying sometimes when I go the gym and I'm like,
you go every day and you're like, oh, I'm going to love it.
And it's like, no.
Even if you've been doing it for three, five years and you're super consistent.
Yeah.
There are still days when I'm like, leaving the gym, I'm like, still not like, that was
awesome yeah i'm like killing my goals where it's like but it's just discipline it's like a i saw
the funniest habit on the internet the other day about or it was it was like one of a sane and this
guy was like was like me in the morning oh i don't want to go to the gym get to the gym why am i here
working out this is this sucks why am i doing this at the end now i'm just tired yeah friend asks
how's your day oh i worked out i feel so refreshed and awesome it's like yes it's like you want that
to be such a like a good happy feeling yeah it is i think
people make a lot of excuses too like it's really not that hard to set your alarm for a half an hour
earlier and just like get up and do like a little like YouTube video of a workout yeah you know like
it's and if you did it I guarantee it the end of your day you'd be proud of yourself at least you know
totally yeah I shouldn't say it's not that hard it is that hard but yeah you know what I mean
yeah yeah okay um Lori wants to know how to start dating again after your spouse passes away
whoa that's none of us can really speak to that yeah I want to help her in some way um it's
been over two years, but I can't get past the guilt and feeling that I'm cheating on him.
I miss him so much, but I feel like I have a lot of life left and I would like to share it
with someone.
I am so lost.
First of all, Lori, so sorry for your loss.
Yeah, wow.
That's devastating.
But I think, well, I mean, she's clearly open to dating again.
So I think good for you for, you know, not sitting at home if you're ready.
Yeah.
But how to do it.
I mean, that's hard to give advice when you haven't gone through something.
but I think it's kind of relating to our last thing we said yeah like getting out there
putting yourself out there and what do you guys think about online dating I don't know
it kind of terrifies me but I didn't have to do it ever like I never really yeah do that so I did it
for a while but it never turned into anything like more but it can know I've heard like yeah my
brother got married to his his he almost said his sister me like they met on the internet
No, he got married to his now wife, and they met on Tinder.
Yeah, I know a lot of people.
Yes, one of my best friends did, too.
I mean, my advice for everybody is if they want to meet somebody, I always just say you're going to find it doing something that you love.
Yeah, I always say that, yeah.
Just don't, like, you know, actively searching always weirds me out, which is online dating to me, like going on and searching and then trying to find it.
I find that strange, and again, it does work for some people, but I like more organic ways, like going on the bachelor.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like going and doing something that you love.
and then finding someone who's also doing something that they love and then you clearly have the same
interest and that's like a very natural way to start definitely and i always say that for even making
friends because like we move so much that it's like even if i start to like make friends i never feel like
we move again so but i'm always like i've met some my best friends at dog parks yeah yeah i go and
like we can relate on something and it's like you know you don't have to be actively searching for
somebody because then you i think become too picky and and what about um because she's feeling
guilty i always well this is came from my best friend brey she always says um things are false guilt
so you feel guilty about things but really it's false guilt did you commit a crime did you know did you
know like you should feel guilty for things like that but what is false guilt and that she should
think about that too it's probably false guilt um that she's feeling yeah and like where is that guilt
coming from right coming from like outside sources is it like to him because
Obviously, like you said, I can't talk to it because I've never experienced that.
But, like, I mean, what I've heard and, like, anything with loss, it's like, what would they want for you?
Right.
You know?
And it's like, obviously, that's easier said than done.
Yeah, of course.
I'm sure he wants you to be happy.
Yeah.
And, like, I'm sure he wants you to have love again and, like, find that.
And it doesn't mean you have to go out and search and find the one.
Yeah.
You know, you can just go out and have a good time and meet people and connect with people without, you know, don't feel guilty about that.
Yeah.
Like, I don't, I don't think.
he would want you to be lonely right exactly agreed thank you both so much for being on my
podcast and thank you for having me on yours so um like we do it all end of podcasts pump your own tires
and tell us where we can find you perfect um my instagram marie smith jac i marie smith and my youtube
channel is jc marie i do lots of fun vlogs and uh i don't really know what else i'm doing
on there at the moment i'm kind of rebrand and you know doing some fun youtube videos yeah so
can you just actually tell me a little bit about the YouTube videos?
Yeah.
So I started YouTube a few years ago, but I didn't really get serious about it until this year
because my main focus has always been Instagram.
Yeah.
I started out as a photographer, so I'm really into it.
Yeah, your pictures are beautiful.
Oh, thank you.
And now I've kind of transitioned to doing it with my husband.
We do YouTube together.
And it's kind of an interesting, fun dynamic because I film the videos and he edits.
And he kind of has his own, like, character almost as.
editor like he throws and stuff so people know his personality so funny so it's a fun it's a fun thing
for us to do um and we're starting to do more we used to just do a lot of vlogs where we would take
people through like our travels and our days and we still do that but i'm starting to do more like
sit down concept videos like i just did one of like health hacks you can do that are to improve your
health and we're starting to do more things that are concepts i guess instead of just like day to day
life yeah um but yeah we do a lot of fun stuff on there i do photography still i'm like getting
back into kind of being behind the camera because i took a very long break from that so um getting
into like film photography and just creating cool stuff on instagram that's awesome and what else do we
do the podcast yes um that's at what we said podcast on instagram and or you can find it on any
of the uh apple podcast app or Spotify and that's a blast we love that's a blast we love
that and I'm trying to think if I do anything else. I'm like, do I have any other businesses?
You can be like your dog. Oh, my dog is Lady Carlson on Instagram. She's a red toy poodle.
We're twins. Yeah, they are twins. Yeah. I'm dead. But I think that's it. So funny. Yeah. Okay. And I feel like,
you know, I'm like, wait, tell me more about you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, my Instagram first is Chelsea
and Chelsea is C-H-E-L-S-E-Y, Jade Curtis. And then my YouTube is also Chelsea Jade, which, as we know is not
my real last mill name, which as we know is a phony.
Yeah, you're such a good liar.
Yeah, it flows a lot better than Chelsea Gustafsson.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do like health stuff on their health tips, like cooking.
I like to do a lot of cooking for like plant-based stuff.
I do health coaching.
So I also have a website, ChelseaJ.com, where I like to do like blogs or fun stuff.
I also have like two e-books out.
Like one is transitioning into a plant-based diet and like how to do that in a way
where it's not necessarily like a crash diet where it's like, okay, we're going to lose 30 pounds
and 30 days.
It's more just like little lifestyle changes.
Can I ask you a question about this with the vegan stuff?
Like Jason always says, oh, you're like without eating meat and stuff.
He's like, you're not getting enough protein, which is probably the number one thing people
say to vegans.
Yes.
But isn't it really tough to not get enough protein?
Yeah.
It's really hard.
Like there's so much protein in like vegetables.
So this is the problem is people, be like, I went vegan for a month and I've never been
more unhealthy and I'm like well what were you eating right and they're like well you know vegan cupcakes
bread lettuce and carrots and I'm like okay well there's a whole world out there yeah you can get like
quinoa lentils like so much stuff for protein yeah yeah and I actually put that in my book too like
certain things are like well what about iron or what about this and like give you foods that you can
eat that have those in them right um which is requires a little bit of education going into being plant
base you kind of have to know like okay well how do I get iron okay I need to eat these things
or I need to otherwise you will be deficient for sure yeah that's yeah and what do you think
the benefits are of I mean I know there's so many yeah but I just I just want people to know
because I don't think it's it's something I always look into as well yeah well I originally
started doing it for like the health benefits so my dad got into it I've been vegan for like for
almost four and a half years now and first of all like the obvious ones are like can it's been
proven to like reverse diseases like cancer heart disease like basically the main killers
in America it's like known to reduce those not even just like reduce the um uh chances of you
getting it like also reversing it yeah so um that's the main one that people hear and know and like
also it's just like good for your skin it's like basically a lot of things yeah um yeah i'm like
actually i don't know if it is good she's like uh no mind i'm not a vegan anymore no but i mean there's
like obviously the lots of little ones yeah yeah yeah so with that I mean you find other
ones like I was having a lot of stomach issues yeah and dare I'm like lactose intolerant anyways
so I always say it was like pretty easy for me because I'm like milk just does me dirty so many
substitutes out there these days too for yeah you know like I am obsessed with a good black bean
burger yes and it satisfies your like burger craving yeah well and I I always say like I've tasted
the most flavorful vegan food yeah because they have to use like real spices and not processed foods
as much and it's so flavorful to me but again like I said I'm not like that picky so yeah I'm pretty
much like I'm very easily impressed with food okay that's cool yeah um okay and did you say all the places
we can find you oh yeah and then I guess we already said our podcast but yeah that's me that's so
fun well thank you guys so much and have fun for the rest of time in Nashville we will I'll send
you yeah go send or go we're going to see santa and i'll go and i'll send you guys a list of my like
fun Nashville things that yeah please do because i don't even know i'm living here and i feel like
i should be her guide and i'm like i don't know anything yeah i'll i put it out on instagram a couple
times but i should just have it on as one of my highlights because it's one of the most
ask questions that i get but maybe i'll you know what i'll do an updated podcast on it too
yeah you should i'll come that'll be my 20 minute drunk town drunk places to go in national
perfect awesome well thank you guys so much yeah and uh
I'm Caitlin Bristow.
No, wait, can we do what you do?
Can you say it with me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wait.
I was going to say it, and that's what we said.
I'm going to say, I'm Caitlin Bristow, and you guys say, see you next Tuesday.
Yeah, say, we'll see you next Tuesday.
Okay.
I'm kidding.
I want to keep this part in, too, because it's funny.
Okay, I'm Caitlin Bristow.
And we'll see you next Tuesday.
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