Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Whitney Bischoff

Episode Date: October 2, 2017

Bachelor winner from season 19 Whitney Bischoff and Kailtyn team up to reminisce about hijinks they got into during their shared season and Whitney's exciting new engagement. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow. Now here's Caitlin. Okay, everybody. Welcome to Off the Vine. I'm your host, Caitlin Brisco. You guys know that, but I feel like that's my opening bit, so I got to keep up with it. On the podcast today, I've got winner of the Bachelor season. Just kidding.

Well, wait, but maybe you were the winner. Yeah, but. Yeah, I won't. Well, you did now, too. We're all winners here. I love it. Let's call you my bestie. Oh.

Whitney, soon-to-be angel, in the house, literally in the house, we are in your house. I know. It makes it so comfy. I feel comfortable with you already, but now we're just having a little slumber party. And I've got to tell you, though, committing to drinking wine for podcasts sometimes is a big job. It's hard to complain about this, but I was having one of those daysday where I woke up and I'm like, Caitlin, tighten up your game, get your shit together. I've been drinking for the last three months, and I've got to tell you, I got an email. From who?

A quote-unquote fan. I don't like that word, but I got an email, and she said she was worried about me. No. Yeah. And she said, thank you for sharing your life with us, and I have so much respect for you, and I just hope you're okay because you're drinking a lot. You're like, well, number one, that's my job. I was like, well, girl, yeah.

Hey, girl's got to eat. Someone's got to pay the bills around here. I mean, I'm the one that had to get up this morning and actually go in somewhere, and I was having, like, the scary Mondays rolled over from Sunday. Yeah, that's because it was also your bachelor's party today. So I feel like that's... But I was like, oh, man, so I've had one of those days that I was like, you know, I'm going to eat healthy today, and I'm going to go on Sean Booth's meal plans. Shameless plug. And I'm going to, like, you know, cut back on the wine.

And then I was like, oh, wait, I got a podcast to you. I better get drunk. Yeah. Better go get drunk. And also, I kind of was thinking about that, too. If my trainer's listening right now, he's probably like, okay, you said you were not going to drink on Monday. Yeah. And then all you have to say is Caitlin was here.

And then he's like, done. Okay, get it. And I'm going to, because you've got a wedding coming up soon. So I get it. You really are like, let's tighten up the game. And, oh my gosh, whenever I'm around you, I start saying, and, like, and. I'm oh my god but I also say sorry sorry sorry yeah okay we bring out our our backgrounds in each other yes I love it I guess you could say but I already lost my trainer thought which I do every time

what was I saying oh trainer oh not drinking wine oh yeah so I got this email and I was like okay and then I'm like actually I have to podcast so I better start drinking anyways did you respond to her nope I deleted the email even so like my PR girls and everything didn't see it from I just did it on my podcast so I don't know what I'm doing But I just know that us being together, it would be rude if we didn't drink wine while podcasting. Or if we just didn't drink wine ever or general just existing. We wouldn't even be friends. No.

Oh, I mean, because that's kind of how we bonded. It is how we bonded. It is. Over wine. Wah! Well, I do have a question, though. Okay. How does my voice sound?

Oh, I was actually going to tell you when you started talking. I would love if, I feel like you're, like, being nervous about your voice, which you actually have a great voice. I mean, you're nervous about it. I am nervous about it. Now I'm giggling very nervously. And I'm like, can we, I want you to, like, talk even louder into the mic because I think you've got a great voice.

But now I kind of feel like I'm trying to make my voice a little bit deeper. Why? Is that because you've got some sort of... Oh, I don't know. Only because I was ridiculed for years upon years, upon years. Of your voice. About my voice. I actually had no idea.

I'm thinking, you guys, I survived 30 years and no one's ever commented on this. And now I can't even... And when you're talking right now, I'm like, I actually love your speaking voice. Oh, thanks. Do you get nervous and does it go up a couple of hours? Oh, 100%. Oh, so let's all attack you for that. Hey, you're on a TV show and you have a nervous higher pitch voice.

Sorry. Let's rip you apart for that. People are assholes. Yeah, they are. People are dicks. Not on this podcast, though. No, they're full love. I listen every week.

I'm a dedicated listener. Oh, you are? Yeah. Oh, that's really kind. Of course. Cheers. Cheers. We have to tell everybody

that we're clearly drinking wine right now. Of course. I think they figured that out. Well, I mean, even if we weren't doing this, we'd be drinking wine. Well, yeah. That's what we've been doing all weekend at your bachelor at party. Even if we weren't, though, again, we would just be drinking wine. It's so us.

I know. This is so us. Did you have fun at your bachelor at party this weekend? I love the way you say, bachelor. The job, fun, or bachelor, thought I was like on. It was so fun. So fun. Yes, I had a blast.

It honestly was probably one of my favorite weekends of all time. It was a good weekend. It was, I was a little nervous. Why? Okay, maybe we should get this into the confessions. Oh, these are my confession. That's not in the tune. These are my confessions.

If I don't do, then I got a tay-down. First of all, I'm looking over at Ricky right now. Whitney's fiancé, he's just chilling on the couch, watching, like, sports highlights on mute. Being a complete beauty, he's our bartender. Ricky, feel free to chime in at any time. Now that means, can we still tell crazy stories from The Bachelor Party? Yes. Okay, they're not that crazy.

It was a bunch of girls in one house. It doesn't get that crazy. We didn't have strippers or anything. But, well, maybe we did. Here, okay, I'm very ashamed of myself because, I've been doing this confessional thing for so many weeks now and I never thought to call it a confessional booth when my last name will be booth.

Yeah, that's pretty dumb. So, I'm better than that. You're so better than that. I'm like, I claim to be this witty, funny person and I didn't even think to call it a confessional booth. So we have to change that up. Here we go. Okay.

This is our confessional booth. Okay. So we say, what do we do? So we are going to confess to each other things that we need to get off of our chest, Maybe things you want to get off your chest To the world of podcast people listening I wanted to say world

And I'm like, get over yourself, Caitlin There's not that many people listening You know what? Keep telling yourself though What'd you tell me? Throw the positive energy in the air Thoughts become things. Thoughts become things. Cheers to that.

I love that. The world will be listening, Caitlin. Yes, they will be. What was I getting at? The confessional book. Oh yeah. So we confess our sins, get things off our chest, And we wash away our sins with wine.

That is genius. I thank you for being honest with me. Did you come up with us yourself? I did. Oh, okay. Yeah, I did. Okay. I remember telling Sean, he was like, that's actually a really great idea.

It is. So start with you. Confess something to me that you think the people would either be like, well, I didn't know that about her, something you're embarrassed about, something you're ashamed of, something you just think is funny. Give me something. Confess to me, Almighty Caitlin. Oh, gosh.

Well, I feel like you know almost everything. I probably do. And then I'm thinking about the things that would be embarrassing, but I don't get embarrassed that easily. Do you agree? I do agree. Yeah. So if it's embarrassing me, that means that it's not podcast approved.

What do you mean? Because I don't get embarrassed that and easily. Oh. Yeah, no, like I don't get embarrassed easily either. That's why I confess some of these things where people would be like, oh my God, I probably would have never told people that. And I'm like, what's up? Okay.

So confessional booth with Whitney. Okay. Give me something good. Give me something good. Do you have yours? Yeah. I've got... Okay, I'll start my confession with saying that I slept at your house last night.

We went to bed at 10 o'clock p.m. I watched Big Brother twice in a row. I made Ricky watch it with me while you were trying to sleep because you guys had to work today. But I went to sleep last night at 10, and I forced myself to wake up at noon 30. No, 30. But wait, you guys watched it twice, but then you watched it again. I'm calling you out on that. Son of them. I was confessing and you're calling me out on my confession. Okay, fine, I watched it three times. I watched Big Brother three times because I'd had a few cocktails and I really wanted to remember it. Okay. And it helped me fall asleep. So Ricky and I watched it twice. And then when he went to bed, I was like, well, I should probably watch it a third time. So I really know what's going on here. I'm really upset that I went to bed early for that. Well, you should be.

Okay. So, okay. I kind of, I'm thinking. of like a few things. Okay. But I think something that would surprise the people. Yeah. The people of, um, off the vine. Yeah. Is I actually have a tramp stamp.

You do. You do have a tramp stamp. That is really, that actually is very embarrassing. Well, I bet some girls listening out there have a tramp stamp. Maybe you're feeling, making them feel better about it right now. Yeah. But what is girls? I'm there with you.

I almost got one very close to getting a butterfly on my lower back. I thought it was the sexiest thing ever. I was also 16. I should not be thinking about what's sexy. But what is your tramp stamp of? It's, I, you guys, this is actually so embarrassing. Oh, good, that's what the confessional booth is for. It's a five petal rose, two five petal roses.

Two of them. Two of them. Hey, you know what? It's going to get weird. Two five petal roses. I did it when I was 17, my mom, but this is the sweet thing about it. Okay. So, I mean, I got dumped, right?

It was Valentine's Day. I was feeling down the dumps. I grew up in Kentucky, and I was like, Mom, what should we do? Why don't I would just go get tattoos? What's more romantic than five petal flowers? With your mother. With your mom. And it's a memory now.

It is, and everyone knows about my mom, how much I love her and, you know, how she tragically passed away. But now I'm like, I can't remove it because it was such a fun memory. And it's actually, I saw it from your bachelor party. and because I've seen you naked numerous times. I'm going to pretend it was just from your bachelor party. I was like, well, there's one time. No, I'm just kidding. But, Sean Booth, you're interrupting a very...

We're podcasting right now, babe. Can I call you back? Sure, can't. All right. Love you. Love you, too. Bye. I'm so cute.

So cute. So cute. Oh. Okay, so it was a very beautiful memory. And I... you can't remove that well and hell i can't see it i can't see it yeah you can't see it that's like people are like oh you're afraid of burns why ain't burns tattooed i'm like i can't see it yeah yeah what saying like i can't see it sorry about you

oh yeah sorry about you sorry about you rick hey rickie when do you see that huh what did you say when do you see that does my mom listen to it off the vine yeah we won't go there love you love you love you peggy uh yeah so that's great confession because i don't think A lot of people would know you at a tramp stamp, and you ain't no tramp. No. So that's a good one. Thank you for sharing.

You're welcome, but you also know what else? At the Bachelor Party, I saw that some other gals there that I'm so close with that they were at my bachelor party, I did not know. Well, Whitney, you had 20 girls in one home in a bachelor party, and that's what I was getting up before. I'm like, I can't believe I didn't, like, want to murder five of them. I know. Well, they were great girls. All great girls, wash away. Oh, not yet.

Let's do a couple. Do you have any more confessions? I mean, let's get to know Witt. Witt. Why not? The fact that your last name is about to be Angel is one of the coolest things. Like, why can't my last name be Angel? Well, you get Booth.

You get Booth. It's like a great last name. Oh, no, it's a good, oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, because you wouldn't be able to have the confessional booth. That's true. You know? And then our wedding hashtag could be kissing booth. Love it.

Oh, my God. This is getting so good. People say I don't wedding plan. I got our hashtag, I'm halfway there. Oh, my God. I'm good. Oh, cheers to that. Cheers to that.

All right. So, um, sorry. No, it's okay. These mics are so sensi. The mics are very, very sensy. It's, I wonder if, uh, hey, I saw you use Sensadine toothpaste. Do you think your toothpaste would get jealous if you used another type? You were supposed to go in my bathroom?

No, from before. No, I totally went in your bathroom. I'll tell you why. Here's another confession. Because Cupcake prescribes. toothpaste for me and I didn't pick it up in time and last night I didn't brush my teeth and today I was feeling very fuzzy on the old jibs and I was like fuck it oh I don't think I can say that on this podcast that's okay thank God they can cut it out leave it I went it I was like oh I got to get and I totally forgot until I walked in your bedroom and you're like oh now this is why she didn't want me going well you're you're planning a wedding you've got gifts and presents and stuff everywhere and then it's a nasty house bathroom so I went in and I was like oh my gosh I'm not supposed to be in here yeah but I got toothpaste and I ran out and I apologize but you left the light on sorry you do Oh, well, I wasn't going to hide it.

I'm not going to lie to you. Except you do I saw a sensitive toothless. That's why it's part of the confessions because I was like, I was in your bathroom this morning. And most everybody else is thinking, that's more weird that you wouldn't let her girlfriend in her bathroom. But if you guys knew how messy I was, it's really. Yeah, but that's okay. Here's another confession. Whoa, shit.

What? Oh. No, you can say the S-H word. I just heard one time we bleeped out an F word. Okay. That's okay. You're messy. So am I. Guess what? I'm actually a neat freak in a lot of times, but I can make a mess out of my room. You're fine. Okay. And if you want it at the end, we can cut this part out. No, I don't care. It's fine. It makes me real. It makes me a human being.

You are. And people, hey, you know what? Relatable. Yes. Do you have any other confessions to Weirdy? Like, okay, here's another one of mine. I had a moment yesterday when we were at brunch. where the winner of, I don't remember what season, a Big Brother walked by. And I was like,

I was like, oh, God, I got one Big Brother and we're friends on Twitter. And I ran up, and I interrupted his freaking lunch and said hi. And I'm like, oh, my gosh, if anybody interrupts my lunch to say hi, I'm like, I'm eating. No, you don't. No, I'm very nice. But I will say that we looked over at one point, we're like, oh, no. Kaylee got sucked in. She got sucked in.

And it was me. And it was too. Keep back, they're like, sucking someone else in. It was so funny. Because I'm like, oh, God, how did this guy come up to, and you're like, oh, no, no, no. I was like, no, I went up to him. I stopped him. This one big brother.

Andy, one big brother, and I am a big, big brother guy. So a lot of people, though, have been asking you, I don't know if this is, if, not the time, but they want to know. Do you, are you going to go on Celebrity Big Brother? Oh, okay. Well, Sean and I both are obsessed. I would love to go on as a couple if they could be like, hey do you guys want to come on we'd do it

I would find it extremely challenging if either one of us did it solo but I'd also be very supportive because I don't watch it but you told me it's like 70 days no it's more Ricky this is something I remember from last night we were watching and it said it was on what day 87 gosh that's the wrong guy oh great memory Caitlin and as an over yet and they're on like day 87

so it'd be very challenging but they're down to the final three right yes and we're such Big Brother fans that it would be so much fun, but I also am like, do they come to us to ask us to go on the show, or do we have to get our people out there to ask them? Actually, we just start tweeting. You know, the last time I tweeted something. What? I said, hey. You found Ricky. No. Oh. What? No, that's always going to say. I don't really tweet that often. I don't do a lot of the, you're pretty good. Yeah, you're pretty good. But I tweeted and I said, hey, Mr. Fleiss,

How come Caitlin Bristow's not dancing with the stars? Oh, right. That did start something. I forgot. I needed to know. And as did I. And so we, I guess. Well, did we get answers? Nope.

Nope. But we did stir something up. Cheers to that. We sure did. I got like 200 followers out of that one. There you go. Okay. So, yeah, Big Brother, that'd be really fun.

And especially if you guys did it together. I mean, I don't really know that much about it. But I don't see. We would be a great team. We work well together. We're both very competitive. We're both very competitive. We're both very social.

We're both very, nope, he is physically stronger than I am, but I can... You can hold your own. You're competitive little feisty thing. I know Stacy, but that's Whitney's alter ego when she gets feisty. Ricky said Stacy has no friends. She doesn't. She's a bitch. But I love her.

Okay. Are we done with the confessional booth, or do you have another one? I don't know. I mean, I'm just a weird person. I do really weird things. Yeah, but... I mean... Then you'd be boring if you weren't that person.

Okay, I actually do, because we were talking about this. What? I need to know how many ladies, when they go to the bathroom. Yeah. Like, do they squat? Do they hover? Do they wipe down the seat? Public bathroom.

Yes. I'm not talking about home. That would be weird if you squatting your own bathroom. Hover over your own clean toilet. I hover. I cannot sit on, like, a toilet seat that's in a public bathroom. And I'm not even, like, really, like, I'm not a germaphobe. but I'm not weird like that.

Like, I'll hover and then I won't wash my hands. Okay. Well, yeah, that's just. What, are we still confessing? Well, but, so I, I never hover. I never hover. I always hover. I sometimes will put the toilet paper down, you know?

Or if I see that it's either, A, if I see that it's messy, I'll just go to the next stall. Or I'll just kind of very carefully wipe it up. Like, with the toilet. I don't touch it. Well, yeah, you're not going to wipe it up with your hand. No, you know, I get the toilet paper. Yeah. But.

But you just sit right down on that old warm seat. Yeah. Did you know that there's a term for that in the urban dictionary? Oh, God. It's called warm cheeks. Warm cheeks. Warm cheeks? Yeah, I think so.

Wait, let me look at my phone. It's when, um... But can we be real about this for real? Nope, let's be fake about sitting on toilet seats. We're there already, Whitney. Go ahead. Get real. Let's literally, unless it's completely soiled and you see that it's soiled.

Yeah. What's so gross. about that? It's like skin. It's not like somebody's rubbing their... Ghost cheeks. Oh. Look it up on Urban Dictionary,

where you sit on a toilet seat and you can still feel the warmth where the previous occupant was sitting. That grosses me out. That right there is why I hover. No, that's just, I mean, it's strange. But that means you haven't drank enough wine. If you can feel the warmth,

you need to keep drinking. That's how... When we say we bonded over wine, it's because one of the executive producers, would like, he makes fun of everybody. Yeah. And yours was that if you said wine, you'd be like, Juan, let's go have some wine.

Let's go have some wine. And then it turned into, wine. Yeah. And then it got aggressive. It did. Okay. Okay.

So people probably know are like unfollowing more than they typically do anyways because I like to sit on Twilences. Did you guys hear her high pitch voice saying that she sits on toilet seats? Unfollow. I laugh so hard. the other day because I love this girl. Her name's Kelly Oxford. She's Canadian. And she has a really funny Twitter account and she has a couple books out and she's just really funny. And somebody said to me the other day, like I posted an ad, which I really rarely do. And someone said,

oh, you sell out unfollow. And then I remembered Kelly Oxford's tweet where she said, people who say unfollow is like showing up to a party that you weren't even invited to and announcing you're leaving. That is so true, though. And expecting us to care. That is so true. Like, oh, okay, I'm going to lose one follower. Bye. I will not notice you leaving.

Say lafee. Say lafee. It's a song. It is. Say you will, but I want. Okay, can we also talk about the song that you just Snapchat and my poor, innocent daughter, child, dog, Lily? It's a good song.

Poor timing. But by the time this podcast comes out, people won't remember the song. That's okay. It's that 1-800-Logic song that goes, I don't want to be alive. I don't want to be alive. I don't want to die today. So I wake up this morning while you're snoozing, and I go to work. Just having a great Shotsie.

And I just open up the Snapchat, and there's my innocent little girl, my three-pound doll. Lily and she's just got this sweet little puppy face and then the background is I don't want to be alive I don't want to be alive I just want to die today and it was me just slowly zooming in on her face yes that was kind of rude I apologize I net those were not my intentions so then I messaged you I said what is this song you thought I really wanted to know yeah that's what I think that's how you could tell I really didn't mean to be offensive on it because I was like oh the song's called this is a great song isn't it and you're like no answer I was so delete yeah I was I was like, wait, what I doubt?

And then you told me at dinner, I was like, oh, I really apologize. I would never... You probably didn't mean to do that. It was very... Yeah, it was very morbid, but I guess I did it. And then as it was plain, Ricky was like, ooh, that's dark. And I was like, ugh, yeah. And then I sent it anyways.

Send it, which I don't even know what that means. Anyways, to my... To wrap up our confessions, or did we already do that? I don't know. Whatever. My big brother obsession. imagine. Imagine cameras were on you 24-7 in the Bachelor Mansion. Absolutely not.

Which Sean said he would like, because Sean's like, then I wouldn't seem as jealous as they made me seem because that was very edited. And they would have seen me being, yeah. And he was like they would have seen me having way more fun and being way more goofy and showing my personality than the serious, passionate guy. And he's like, I would have loved it. Where I'm like, yeah, not so much on my part. Because on the Bachelor, I have a. a very sarcastic off-side sense of humor, and I remember making very inappropriate jokes

and saying inappropriate things. And not in your sleep. No, but the cameras are 24 hours in Big Brother. And you can sign in and see them at any time. Yeah, I pay for that. Yeah, that is. Psycho. That should have been your confession.

Well, I feel like this whole podcast might be one big confession. So, you know what? Yeah, I pay for live feeds a Big Brother. Sue me. And you watch it on repeat. You can tell I've had a couple glass of wine because Rick voice is coming up. Rick.

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about us in the bachelor mansion because i have somebody funny memories like when i don't remember my first impression of you i just oh i do because you told me oh what You weren't crazy about me. Well, no. I wasn't. And I wasn't crazy about you. I believe it. Cheers to that.

Well, and here we are. But remember that one day? Well, I forgot about everything. What? And you were just walking around the first few weeks because you had a damn rose and you were just like, cool as a cucumber. I was like, I am winning. You are winning. I was like the rose collector.

You were, oh. Yeah. So, and I was the exact opposite. Well. Yeah. And so I was so nervous I thought I was going to throw up. Oh, yeah. And you're like, I just, as you sit there with the rose in your hand, like, kind of flinging

it. Like, I just don't understand why you're so worried. I was using it, like, as a microphone to interview you with the rose. Like, I don't get why you're so worried, Whitney. Whitney, back to you with the rose as a mic, eating it for a snack. Oh, my God. That's so funny. Yeah.

Because you were so worried. But that's how I am in everything in life. Yes. And that's why I actually love you so much because you're just the sweetest little worrier. I worry about everything. But people hurt my feelings. Yeah. And I'm a little bit of the opposite.

But I feel like that's why we're friends now. I know. But in that moment, I was like, this girl needs to chill. I was like, oh, she seems chill. Ew. And then somebody's... No, but I wanted to help you. I did.

But did you? At that moment, did you? I think you in your mind were like, let me help. her because she's going home. No. You know me. What is that noise? Oh, shoot. This is so sensey. No, I think there's a car driving by with base. Yeah, that is what it is. I live in the, you know, the mean streets of Chicago. But no, you know me. I'm not malicious. No, you weren't at all. And I mean well. Actually, I was like, I can't believe this girl's really taking this much time to give me advice. And I'm like, oh yeah, I know why. Because everybody else is trying to steal their

time, but you were, like, flinging around that rose. I was like, well, clearly I'm in with him, so I might as well spend my time making friends. Or just being a therapist, because God knows this girl needs one. But I actually enjoyed helping you because I felt like you confided in me. I did confide it. And I feel like we bonded in that way, where if you were worried about something, I'd be like, what's the worst that can happen? And now, you teach me things where we decided in the car the other day.

If anything's a problem, say out loud, so what. Hashtag, so what. But it's the truth. No, and it's actually, it. You have to say it out loud. Yeah, in 24 hours it's already helped me, where I'm like, oh, my flight tomorrow and this. And I'm like, so what. Right.

And it really is, I know it sounds probably cliche, but I'm telling everybody out there that's listening, just try it. Everybody, if you're having, if something's making you nervous, say out loud, so what. So what. And see what happens. Yeah. So what? You're, I don't know, give me an example. You could cellulite.

So what? So what? It's genetics. You can't do anything about it. So what? Yeah. Own it. Own.

So what? I'm trying to think of any other funny memories in that. Do we ever go on any dates together? I hope, I can't imagine that we did. Oh, no, we did. What? Oh, the singing one. Yes.

Which is so cute. Suck it. Let's just so cute. By the way. Everybody drink. That was a drinking game. Yeah. Drink to that.

Because, wait. At Whitney's Bachelor at party, I was like, oh, my gosh, girls say the most typical things in the whole world. Anytime someone says, so cute, we had to drink. And guess what? Girls were dropping like flies. Because girls say so what all the time. No, it's so cute. I mean, so cute.

No, girls do not. We want you to say so much. Sorry, I'm confusing. everybody so cute but what now what so the date oh yeah because so the date was that we got to sing with big and rich who i adore oh bow down yes um and so we were doing this and people were like are you nervous kately i'm like are you kidding me this is my moment yes like i'm not even a little bit nervous i'm going to do a rap into a country song and i'm going to be like hey look i'm badass and I'm funny into like look I have a sick voice man so I was like one of the most confident I've

ever been okay but let's be real for real the most confident I ever was was when I got sent home no I'm just saying you were always confident I really was yeah I really was not in a very like cocky way but you were confident yeah it was attractive thank you you're welcome did you want to make out with me I mean because I'm a woman that's another inside joke can we tell that story Ricky

don't look at me I don't know maybe not yeah okay no but yeah because you're a woman but I really that was the most

confident time in my whole life I'm actually more insecure now than I was then because that show ruined me just kidding not really well no it messes with you

it really does but that was like yeah that was definitely the most confident I ever been so when you and you were like you are so Not conscious about, well, about your singing voice.

Because, yeah, at that time I didn't know my speaking voice was going to be such a topic of conversation. Yeah, now you're like, I'll screw the singing. It was me talking all the times that was offending people. It's just so stupid. But your singing voice was so cute and I remember, sorry, I have to drink. We said so cute. I did. Oh, okay.

But you said, you sang, so you'll drink your whiskey. And I'll bring my wine. And I was like, wait, this is so cute because you got up there and you did that. And it was very endearing. Well, it was. Yeah, I mean. No, it was. It was really.

I had no choice. I had to do it. So I was like, you know what? But don't you feel like that, like, molded you a little bit? Well, thank God they really didn't air it. Yeah. So I hear. Because I was mortified.

Oh, did they not? I think I had, like, one line or something. Oh. I showed everything. people, yeah, it would have been bad. Yeah, they didn't show yours because they're too busy showing me singing Red Pedal Fever makes you want to touch my beaver. I remember when you said that.

There were so many things on the show that I would say out loud and be like, well, they're not going to air that. Hey, Plow my F and Field and Red Pettle Fever, you can touch my beaver. I was like, I'm not going to show that. Well, I'm surprised. I sure did. Yeah, they did. But then I just remember how upset you got.

That was the first time you ever showed emotion. No, this was the best. That was the first, that was, yes. This was the best. So we go back to this, like, bar and we're all hanging out, and all this sudden. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You go to the bathroom.

I was like, excuse me, can I please be excuse me, I need to go the bathroom? My lip was quivering. So you go to there to cry. And I was like, don't show weakness. And then the TV, or the TV camera. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

TV camera came in to film you, and you just start running. You, like, bust you have. Because I was like, you purve. You can't be in the girl's bathroom with a camera. And so then, who was it that was chasing you down the streets of South Dakota? Martine's like, you signed up for a reality TV show. Yeah. Stop running.

You're like dishing down the octagon. Because I was so set on not crying or showing emotion in that show that all of a sudden I was in the middle of it and I was like, oh, it's getting real. I'm going to cry. I'm upset. I'm offended. I'm hurt, but I can't let people see because that's weakness, which is so dumb. And so I ran to the bathroom, and I didn't know that I signed a contract that said cameras could follow me into the bathroom. And he comes in, and I start fingering the camera, giving the middle finger, thinking that would stop them.

And then I shoot past him. I run out of back door, and I ran down a back alley with cameras chasing me. They didn't show this part. No, but I just love that he's just screaming at you. I said, get the out of my face! And he was like, Caitlin, you're on a reality show. And I was like, I think. And then I calmly ran back into the room and was like,

and then you walked in like nothing happened. Yeah, and I sat down. You sat down and you were just like, hey guys. What's happened? I'll have a pino grigio. Side of tequila. I did. I started shooting tequila.

That's too funny. That sounds awfully dramatic. It's so funny. I feel like in Canada, we say drama and in the States we say drama. I kind of like drama better. And speaking of dramatic, we should talk. talk about dynasty, the powerhouse soap opera of the 80s. Oh, it's back from the CW with the producers of Gossip Girl and the O.C. The Carrington's are a family that has it all and will do

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It wasn't on a burp If you're a loyal podcast listener, you would know Oh I don't know what that was I don't know how to burp You know that Well no, I know that You've told me that before

And you don't like it Because then it reminds you of throwing up And all that stuff But I just want to know what you call What that is A pteradactyl Oh okay That's never been on a podcast

A pteradactal Yeah It was on one with It was Sean and I And people were like Whoa I didn't know It's the only one that couldn't burp and I make this, it's like a backwards burp.

It goes the other way and I go, and I suck it in, and I go, and it sounds like teard out of it. It's not attractive. Well, no, I'm just upset that. I didn't know that. It's okay. I don't remember things from like three weeks ago, so I don't expect you to remember my podcast from like when I first started.

I say um all the time to attract me. I do too. Okay, good. So then have you ever seen when you do an interview and they actually write out the transcript? Yes. I'm like, do you really have to put in the um? I know. They do it verbatim and you're like, okay. I said, um, eight times. Can you not? Okay. Oh, is that not what you're getting at? Were you high-fiving me or doing a can you not?

I was going to do a, um. High-five, can you not? Yeah. Yeah, that's what's going to do. You know what I want to high-five to? What? Dick Joe. I know. Look at him. Ricky Angel. Just one of the biggest beauties I've ever met in my whole career of living. No. He really, how did you guys meet? I already know, but just say it on. Well, wait, I want to get paid for that. Oh.

Hey. On a dating app. Call me. Call me. I actually got paid from Bumble. Damn you. I know. I got a lower my voice, I think.

No, you don't. I got really angry just now. That's okay. It's actually better if you speak up. Okay. Oh, I needed to be louder. It's okay. Okay.

Whatever. You met on Bumble. Hey, how did you get paid for Bumble? It wasn't the Bumble. It wasn't the Bumble. BFF one, was it? Yeah, I don't know if you know this, but I'm a DJ. And, uh...

So you're a DJ? Duh. How did I not know this about you? Yeah, I pressed play and stop on my own iPhone while it is plugged in to a computer. Duh, DJ. Go DJ. That's my DJ. And I'm like, oh, just kidding.

It's my Mac. Oh, and that's like Dick Joe, DJ. Yeah, Dick Joe. So did you know you were a DJ too? I am. The ultimate DJ. He is the ultimate DJ, Dick Joe. Richard.

Anyways, you met on Bumble. Yes. And... Hashtag ad. Chaos. Yes, go on. He swiped right. You had already liked him.

Not made in heaven. Well, no, because the girl's go first. I don't know how a Bumble. I don't know if Bumble. So the girl has to reach out to the guy, like, once the match is made. Which is what makes it so great, but also is a lot of pressure. And you only have 24 hours or they vanish. So that lights a fire under you to be like.

like send the note. I like it because then it's no messing around. We ain't playing games here. No, we are playing games. I need this. Homey don't play that. No. No.

Homi don't play that. Hell no. So, um, yeah. So I saw him. I was like, oh, this guy's cute, whatever. So then I'm like, oh, boy, so we matched. And I just said, oh, boy. Oh, golly.

Oh, golly, gee. Oh, golly, gee. We matched. I got to send him a message. Oh, boy. But I wanted to be creative because I didn't want to just be like, hi. I mean, honestly, if you were waiting for someone to reach out you and they had and they just said hi

I'd delete them you didn't want to come out guns blazing and tell them like hey I make babies you want to make some which is also another really annoying at it from I think our season no it's great they kept me like why don't you tell people you make babies and at that point I'm like that is funny but I thought

they would say it once it's still funny and they just keep seeing it yeah but it's good anyways the teardactyl needs to quiet I know pump the brace over here take a backseat teradactyl yeah so I actually Actually, I was really proud of myself with my first message to Ricky. Okay.

So you can post like five or six pictures about yourself. About yourself? Oh. See? Yes. I am starting to sound like it. But I do that with you. I'm like, I am starting to sound like you.

So anyways, I saw that in five out of six of his pictures, he had an alcoholic beverage in one of his hands. Oh, so I said... You dirty dog. Yeah, you dirty dog. I said, yeah, um, excuse me, uh, you're drinking five, five out of these six pictures, but I really like these odds. So he responded, Whitney, that's clever. Can we cheers to that?

Yeah, we can't cheers to that. Of course we can. So he wrote that, I forget me he wrote back, babe. I blacked out after I was such a good comment. I blacked out. I said I think I had to, I thought I really had to dig in the archives to that other one. Oh, you had to dig in the archives to find the one. Just throwing the whip back at wit.

Oh. Okay. The wits still flowing to me. Okay. That, you're witty Houston. I see you. Just a witty bit, I guess. Oh my God.

Just a little bit. Just a little bit. That's really cute because then you're like, great. Well, we now know we both have a sense of humor. Right. And we both freak alcohol. Wine can we bang. call me

no I actually did though I was getting a little bit frustrated because we were messaging back and forth and then he wasn't asking me for my number you're like okay this is not a stand-up comedic show here let's go on a day not tender all right right let's get and step up your game

yeah and so I said you know what here's my number do with it what you will use it and abuse it I'm gonna leave this right here for you yeah 25 minutes later I got a little ding ding on my phone. Yeah.

That was old Dickie Joe. Old Dickie Joe coming in hot on the T-Message. Dickie Pum. Dickie Poo. Oh, that is so funny. And then now you're engaged. Any wedding advice for me for planning? Don't do it?

Okay, I won't. No. I'm trying to think what's, well, we have a lot of good advice. Some of it's sappy. Some of it's... Oh, I would love to hear it. You have good wedding advice. I think we do.

okay so we're gonna okay we're listening so well a few things so number one i think the one that was like mental let to ricky was we always thought we would sit with our wedding party at the table we're going to do a sweetheart table which i always thought i would never do but you know why we're doing it why because we were given some advice that as crazy as the day gets and you're going around to people and you're talking and you're saying hi you always have a place to go back with that person to be like oh my god this is our wedding day like to sit down have a glass, have a drink, have a toast, whatever, but it's your little table. It's your table.

Yeah. I like that. Yeah, right? I don't mind the sweetheart table. I've never been against it. I've always like, no, I don't want to do that. Well, I do my friends. Yeah, I like the idea, but you're like, well, this is not about the day with you and your friends.

Right. And it's only one day. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. Okay. Cool.

What other advice you got for me? Um, I don't like. Oh. Sweetheart table and so what? Yeah. It's to live by. Yeah. Spend as much money as you possibly can.

Spend as much money as you possibly can on the money. Shut up, Ricky. Hey, remember when we were talking about how great you were? Oh, yeah, I love you. Hey, you're not invited here, okay? Watch your sports. Just kidding. But, no, it's got to be very stressful.

It is very stressful. But we're going tomorrow. See the dress? Yes, we are tomorrow morning. I get to be part of it. Hey, oh. I'm shimmying. I know, I can see those.

I know. I'm shimmying. Sometimes I forget that no one else can see that. Well, that's one of the things I don't like about podcasting, but also one of the things I do. Well, I can, like, basically, well... I have makeup on because I haven't watched my face in two days, but not fresh makeup. We are both grease lightning today. Yes.

But it's very acceptable for a podcast. Yes. Which is what I love about podcasting, but what I don't like is that there's very funny behind the scenes, BTS, right, Ricky? BTS. BTS moments where I'm like, I wish people just saw you shimmy and like that. It was priceless. I was a little bit attracted to you.

LOL. Whitney, that was actually really great comedic timing. Whitney just said LOL, which I told her earlier. I told her earlier at dinner that I used to think LOL meant, oh, I think I said this on my podcast with Brie. I thought LL meant lesbian online. So I just said to Whitney, do you want to make out? and she said, L-O-L, and that was, I'm really proud of you for that one. Thank you.

That was really good timing. Thanks. You're funny. I'm just grown up so fast. Oh, yeah, you're funny. We should hang out more off-out. That's so good. Okay, last thing on Ricky, because after we do this, we have to take them down and not.

What's your favorite thing about Ricky? Oh, I have so many. Well, I know, and that's why you're allowed to take your time. See, people didn't know what I do. I just did there, and they never will. They never will. What's your favorite thing about Ricky? You heard me say a few things this weekend.

Yeah. So I'm going to give one sappy, one fun. Like one. Perfect. Just not. So the one just not, which is sounds so cliche, but if anyone that knows him well knows his sense of humor is on point. Hilarious.

Like, he could be a co-host on this podcast. I'd be really funny. I actually have thought about it before. That's how funny he is as I've thought about that. And his humor is very... Attractive. It's very attractive. It's also very risky.

He takes a lot of risks. High risk, high reward, you know? Yes, yes. You come out with a good joke and you've got to read your audience, you know? High risk, high reward. The other thing is, though, I have to say, and this is really saffy, but it's the truth. But you need, I'm asking what your favorite thing, you have to give sappy. It's that, so I met Ricky at one of the most vulnerable times in my entire life.

Yeah, you did. I was in such a low, low, low, low place. Yes. And I walked in there not knowing what I was doing, why I was doing it, how I just was going because I'm like you know what dating is a necessary evil right it is not today Satan is what you should have said we watched so but I just I walked in there and for the first time in so long I kind of been under this you know black cloud and I felt that I could just be honest and myself and I wasn't being judged and I didn't have to act a certain way and I could just

be my really awkward goofy self and he left and he he left and he He had fun and we had fun and he loved you. And he probably loved you for those reasons. I think so. Yeah. Well, yeah, you don't marry someone if you don't like their weird awkwardness. Right. But it just was, I didn't feel bad for, you know, not, I just could be myself. Yeah. Which you should. If you're going to marry somebody, well, yeah, you want to be yourself. Let's hope you can be yourself because otherwise that's going to be a draining life. Yeah. Well, that's really sweet. Yeah, it is. To me, to meet somebody when you're in the most vulnerable state of your life and how. them see you.

I hate when people say at your worst because you're not. You were just raw. I was very raw. And you were like, here's my thing. Here's what I need to tell you. But even then, I didn't even say anything. Because it was the first date. What am I going to say?

Well, yeah. But I think some of it was just more of something that didn't even, it was unspoken. You just felt you trusted him. Yes. And I wanted, you know, after we, I thought he was taking me to dinner, by the way, and he wasn't. He was just taking me to drinks, but I was hungry. I was hungry So I ordered food

And he's like, I'm good I'm like, what do you mean? Oh, Ricky, even if you were good You eat dinner with a I'm sorry that Order napy I mean this wasn't supper This wasn't supper

I like that you say supper I say that too No, that's for old people They eat early Oh Yeah so that was like That was a dig That was a dig and I was like

Yeah I love that you say supper I say that too No. Supper is for like the early birds, you know, yeah, the grandma and the grandpa said eat at like 5.30. I eat supper. So one thing that I actually used to love about podcasting was the fact that I didn't have to wear a bra because who doesn't love coming home and taking off their bra.

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I'm not just saying this, Ricky, because you're right here listening. It's a gem. You're a rare gem. I appreciate your humor and how much you love my girl wit. I appreciate that you will drink with us except for tonight because you're a p p pussie. I'm just kidding. You're a Sean B, so I can't say that. We don't drink during the week because our bodies are.

are temple. Cannot? Oh, is that how we talk? Oh, yeah, we're talking about this earlier. I said, oh, is that how we talk? No. No.

And that leads me into my next segment. Sean actually gave me this idea for the segment. Okay. So we were talking about how, you know, it's probably like 90% of females. I choked on my own word, females. 90% of females listen to this podcast. And I think it's funny because every relationship has their problems. Every relationship, something drives you nuts.

Right. So I thought we could do a segment called, he didn't, wait, I can't give him too much credit. He came up with the idea to say like, what bugs you about your significant other? And it was my idea to, nope, I can't give myself credit for this. It was Breeze idea. I love to you trying to steal it, though. I was like, wait, she listens. I wanted to call it Y, though, and she was like, or you could call it K. Y, though, and get K.Y to sponsor you.

She is a genius. I mean, that is genius. She was a radio personality, and I was like, wow, that's legit. So, K.Y, I know you sponsor Sean, so hook a girl up, and sponsor my next segment. And also send her free samples. Oh, we already got plenty of those. Share them with the dick. Spread the love with the dick.

DJ needs some K-Y DJ needs some K-Y for the W-A Well, Whitney Angel Yeah Oh, sorry, why'd you give me a weird look When I said your initials Because it's not as funny as Dick Joe They are

So anyways Let's start off this segment Okay, well I've got an easy one That we can both We kind of just... Look how relaxed You're getting in this podcast See, this is why we need behind the scenes

Whitney's just putting out the vibe heavy. Heavy vibes right now. You've got the lean going. You're comfy now. Wine's flowing. Vibes are flowing. Okay. K.Y though. Ready? So when Ricky says, I'll say on like a Monday, hey, why don't you have water? He's like, don't have water. Because it's Monday? Why, though? Yeah, like what? What's it to you to have one drink with your girl? I'll tell you why. I just had 38 yesterday. Yeah.

It doesn't make up for a Monday, okay? No. K.Y, though. I totally agree with that. Sean does it, too. Once in a while, he'll have an alcoholic beverage with me. Not even on Monday. You're talking about Saturday, Sunday, any day.

It's just rare. It's like once a month. Oh. And it's a casual, like, it's a casual cocktail. It's nothing crazy. K.Y. though. Here's mine.

when Sean I'm like You never tell me I'm beautiful You never calm on it He's like I actually do all the time I'm like

But it's always in like a sarcastic tone So I'll like walk out And I'll feel good I'm like I look I'm like a hard nine right now And he'll go Oh babe You look so good

Or like Wait that is not at all How he does It's not at all how he talks Let me rephrase that. He goes like this. You look cute. That is.

That's it. And I'm like, how come you can't just gaze into my eyes and be like, baby, you are beautiful? Yeah. Okay, why though? I just want him to be like, you are beautiful. Yeah, like something similar. This is so interesting, though, because they're both so similar in the sense where Ricky will really do something to piss me off. And then he'll know that he was wrong.

Yeah. And then I'll be like, you're so pretty. Which is just as frustrated. And I'm like, tell me I'm sexy and be like, hmm, you're beautiful. He's like, oh, babe, you look cute. I'm like, okay, why though? Okay, why, though? Do you have another one? I mean, I think I have like a lot that.

All right, feel free to share. But he is right next door. Yeah By next door Yeah I get that hell And by next door You mean

There's more space Yeah Hey Wait did Heather I think Heather left us No I think Somebody actually Just logged out of my Skype

Let me just double check on this Because she can edit this out And we're almost done anyways I need another K-Y though Call dropped K-Y though Wait What

Call drop She stopped 58 minutes, 13 seconds. Oh, she's got to come back. Offline. Or another thing that you don't like that I do. Okay, why though? I'm trying to call her back. Okay.

Maybe her Wi-Fi is down. Or this was such a horrible pocket. No. She was over. He's like, done. No, she just text me. My power went out. Keep recording.

Okay. That's fine. Her power went out. Okay. Her power went out, but we can keep. Well, that's the thing. It's like she's not in the studio recording this. She can edit this part out.

So I've got another one. Okay, wait. Let's jump back into it. Okay. Okay, so go on. Okay, so I like to sleep. Oh. I love to sleep.

This is very relatable for me. So, Ricky, like, see it up. Not today. Hi. Hey, sorry about that. My power just went out. That's okay. So my internet just went out, but it's back on.

So just keep on talking. Keep on, keeping on. Nothing happened. Okay, perfect. Here we go. All right. Okay. Oh, now there's sirens going.

Yeah, let's wait until that sounds. This is like from being on The Bachelor when you know like there's a helicopter or an airplane. We'd have to be like, take a knee. Take a knee, please. There's sirens and go. So I think I have another one. Okay. So I love to sleep.

Me too. Love it. It's the best thing in the world. It's one of my top three favorite things. Makes me feel like a new woman. Me too. And sometimes my dreams are just so realistic that I'm like, oh, I just want to be here. Tried to get back in your mind this morning.

So anyways, Ricky likes to wake up. He can't sleep in past 7.30. Same with Sean B. Hate it. Okay, why, though? Yes, that's it. That's true. Nothing else to say.

I don't get it either because sleeping makes me feel like a new woman. If I have a good sleep, I'm like, I am in a good mood, I'm cheerful, I'm like more appreciative of things in my day. I'm like, I've got a good sleep, life is good. Where Sean's like, oh, I've got three hours, but at seven, what could I be doing with? to benefit my health, to work out at the gym, to get to emails. And I'm like, what can I do to avoid all of those things? Sleep? Cool. I'm so down.

It's so true. But I also, it's also a hobby. It's not a necessity. Well, it's got to be something that you're good at. I just love it. If you're good at sleeping and it makes you feel good. And if you, no, but answer us. What?

Why not? Why though? Why though? Why do you like waking up? early. Just get your day going or what? It just happens. My eyes just open and... Well, close them.

We're ready to go. Advice for you. Close them. Well, most of all, I mean, it's for work. All right, we actually didn't want to hear what you had to say. Yeah, moving on it. I'm trying to cut myself there. What do you think this is your podcast, Dig Joe?

Just kidding, Dick Joe, we love you. I do have to say something, though, about, like, how much I love the sleep. Yeah. so when we were talking about my vacation at the bachelor party where we're going to answer the questions

how funny was that somewhere with pitch dark blackness what is Whitney's favorite where would be your ideal place to vacation I don't know somewhere where it's pitch black

and not moving so home heather's gone again so yeah like staying home I guess Whitney doesn't like sunlight no

Which is such a weird thing to dislike Like Seattle is your happy place Yes Or in London, London town That's weird That should have been my confession This whole podcast has been a confession So keep it going

You don't like sunlight You're going to think I'm a vampire You are Robert Pattinson You do not like No. You just like gloomy, snuggled up. I love to be snuggled up. I love fall.

Fireplaces. Pumpkin spice latte. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. So that's all I wanted for my bachelor's party. And you got very hot weather.

It was like the hottest day in the freaking year. We were all on a boat and bathing suits and you're like, God damn. Worst bachelor party ever. No, it was awesome. Okay. Let's do one more. Okay. Here's mine.

Okay. Ricky. You will not agree with that. Sean doesn't like it when I toot in front of them Okay I'm not allowed to be a tootsie girl in front of him That's what Ricky calls Because I'm so tootsie

Because you're tootsie. I am So he calls you a tootsie girl Yeah, because he's a tootsie boy Well, see Sean's a tootsie boy too But he doesn't toot in front of me Well then how do you know he's a tootsie boy? Because he tells me he has gas But then he like won't do it in front of me

He tells her tootsie tails Tootsie tails But I'm like Like we were driving for three days Obviously I'm going to have to toot in that time Yeah he didn't Well he probably toot it in the gas station Which is a very appropriate place for it

But he would be like I would be like Just to test him I go Big under your windows I got to And he'd look at me like Oh gosh You have to And then you'd undo it

And he'd be like La La La La La La La, and I'd be like, oh, you can't hear me? And he gets uncomfortable. Okay, Sean B. K. Why, though? K-Y, though. Like, I love him.

Yeah, he's the best. But girls are toot-and-toot? Yeah. Hey, girls poop and toot. Lesson four. What? Lesson four of the podcast. Lesson four of the podcast.

For all you males out there, two of you, all two of you, we toot and poop. We're seeing Sean B. Oh, come on, Sean B. They get with the program. And you know what? That just makes you be like, I want to push him into a room after I drop one and say, breathe it in. Through your mouth.

Through the mouth, not even through the nose, in through the nose and in through the mouth, okay? Is that possible? Nope. I expect a lot of them out of him. Oh, my God. This might be my favorite podcast I've ever done. Keeps getting better. You know, by the end, we should go,

d-d-d-l-lan-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-n. Let's just end it with a good toot. Oh, I love it. And the word, too, it's just fun. It's a great word. You know, hey, we were talking about this at dinner. Our favorite words? Ricky, what was yours?

Discombobulate. Oh, no, that was yours. Oh, that was mine. No, yours was picnic. Yeah, that was my other one. Oh, I think just... Discombobulate is a great word. What was yours, Ricky?

I was just a limit from black. Limit. Limit. What word do you like? What word do you like? One? I don't like to be put on the spot, guys. Okay, well, we'll move on to me then. Picnic is my other favorite word. I just think it's such a great word. But why? I talked about this on another.

Kay Wido. I talked about this on another podcast. I just like the word picnic. It's fun to say, say it. Picnic. Say it again, but louder. Picnic. Louder. Picnic.

Picnic. It's funny. It rhymes. I mean, how did... Sometimes I wonder how you come up with stuff. No idea. It's a weird place to be in my brain. Yeah. Get in and get out. If you have the option. I did. So my therapist did tell me, like, you know, her brain is like a wonderland for psychology.

Can I write a song about that? Your brain is a wonderland Well, that's funny because Yeah Because your brain goes there You're like, hey, let me think about something And then let me think about it until it's a dead horse And let me beat it again

And even once it's dead, let's just keep going But that's the definition of beating a dead horse And then you're like, RIP, you accept that it's dead And then you're like, let's go back Let's do it again Let's do it again Yeah double time

yeah triple well that's why you have a therapist as do I but my brain doesn't go there oh god love you Ricky God love you Ricky God love you Sean B too

yeah well but you know what God love them you know no wait me wait God love us yeah us that's what I meant that's what I meant guys

just God love all of us all of us every one of us oh poor Heather What's you talking about Willis? That was a Simpsons quote, and I immediately regress in it. No, I know, but it's, it's, what you're talking about Willis? But it's, Simpsons did an episode where Willis was there, and they were like, What, you talk about Willis?

And then he goes, what you talk about everybody? Let's get to some questions, shall we? We've got to finish this podcast off strong. Yes, we're going to go strong. It's been strong the whole time, to be honest. Okay, before we get to some questions from the listeners, I wanted to talk to you guys about away luggage. We all know I travel all the time.

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your job at all? Or was it like you could come back and they were understanding? I actually was really, really lucky. Yeah, because that's a career. Yeah, and it was something that I spoke with my employer about my boss. Actually, not my employer, but my specific boss. And boss is about it. And just wanted to make sure that they were okay with it because obviously my career is number one. Yeah, which is so cool because a lot of people go on that show to make a career and you were very passionate in the first place and you're very smart, passionate, successful lady.

And so the fact that you got to go back to your job and continue your career. I was lucky. I really was lucky about that. And they've been great about it. Perfect. Next question. No, I don't want to answer that one. Oh, this is a good one.

I like this one. Kellyanne. That's probably what it is. Kellianne DeCarlo says, how did you guys pack for The Bachelor, tips and tricks? I have none. Did you have tips and tricks?

Absolutely not. I was lost. We're only allowed to pack two bags. I think I asked for permission to pack three because I couldn't do two. I did two in like a very large carry-on. Okay. Well, one of the girls, I'm not going to call it names. Yes, she packed eight and got sent home night one.

No, I wasn't talking about her, but that did happen. But there was one that had like Ziploc bags with her outfits and pictures of herself within those outfits. Yes, she did. She did. She had every outfit in a Ziploc labeled fun date. But her picture. on the front. Yes, wearing the outfit. Her picture on the front wearing that outfit, fun date, casual date, romantic date. I was like, nope. Yeah, I didn't do any of that. I don't like

calculated and that was a bit much. It was. One girl. Oh my gosh. You know what? I just, I just remember I can't believe I'd never told you this. What? So I, oh my God, oh, I was getting my hair done for a photo thing. Yeah. And they, you know how it smells really like you remember. It triggers the brain. So the lady put this hairspray on. I was like... Did it make you on barf? No. It was me.

It was that Moroccan and you always, in the blue can. Yes. And you always let me borrow your hairspray. Yeah. Remember that? Oh my gosh. That is a very significant smell too because a girlfriend of mine when I lived in Newfoundland referred it to me and now I think about Newfoundland when I smell it.

Yeah. Yeah. So there's that. I don't know how I got on that. Well, I'm going to buy you a bottle. Thanks. Cool. but yes she had ziplots

back to the ziplos but I have no packing advice I really don't because all you have to do because you have to be extremely freaking confident to pack that many rose ceremony dresses you have to be like wow I should make it far to pack that many rose ceremony

Caitlin can you freaking talk right but you also they also recommend it if you like a dress don't try to save it because you never know you never know and if you want to be like seen in that dress you better wear it yeah So, um, I don't know, then they, the packing list.

It should just say, yeah, they give you a packing list. But it, what does that actually mean? It means nothing because it's like, you need to be prepared. Like, don't forget your two friends. Thanks. You need to be prepared for every weather, so you need to pack winter coats, bathing suits, boots, high heels, flat shoes, walking shoes. But only bring two bags. Yes, right?

It goes as possible. Yeah, I like barely pack one bag if I'm going away for a weekend. Yeah, you showed up here, and you've got ways to go after this. Yeah, and I only have one bag. You have one bag. I've learned over the years. Yes, you're good. So, yeah, we have no tips or tips for you.

That question was very irrelevant. Oh, snorts are coming out. Here we go. So, no. I can only, I'm not seeing your phone, but I can only imagine what these are. You're like, no, no. Well, you can guess. Yeah, that's not happening.

Janice Bossman who I think is Canadian and she's always been very supportive and I was very scared of her at the beginning because her profile picture was flowers and I was like oh she's going to be a troll because they usually don't have their own personal photo up she's so sweet so supportive and I'm so happy to answer a question of hers on the podcast because she's very sweet okay who's a better karaoke singer Whitney I mean that's not even fair well you're more entertaining to listen to well I try too hard No Friday night You got to take the sun And away from you I missed the rain Damn

That was a hard one Friday That was a really Really tough I was out of breath I didn't know what I was getting into Yeah that's tough Yeah

We shot high for that one And we ended low I was so out of breath Thanks for the question Janice, thank you Hope you got your answer Megan McCourt Best Behind the Scenes confession from The Bachelor

Are you asking me? Yep I mean I'll give you one too But do you have any of that come to mind Behind the scenes Oh we can talk about when I Walked in Oh yeah

That's funny That's funny So I'll tee it up I'll tee it up for you Oh am I telling it? Well we'll just both contribute Okay we'll contribute So we were in the mansion

and Well, this is when you're feeling, like you were, you're always confident, but you feel real confident. I was like, I was feeling pretty good about myself at this point. And I was at a point where I was like, there's no way this guy's giving me another rose. And he did. There's no way.

So we're on the camping date. We had to be in bathing suits. I did a little, like, skinny dip, took my bathing suit off, jumped in the lake. Then we had to set up. And I was at that point, I was like, I'll just do whatever I want because he's not going to give me a rose again. And then we had to set up our own tents for camping

and all the girls were like, you don't know how to work a tent. And I had mine up in like two seconds. I was like, anybody need my help? I was just like oozing confidence at that point. Kind of like I am right now. And then I just didn't care through the whole date because I was like, well, I don't need to try very hard.

I'm just going to be myself and be funny. That was me doing guns. shooting laser beams. And then he had to give out a rose. And I almost forgot that part was coming. And I was like, legs up on like a lawn chair. Like, and then he was like, Caitlin. I was like, oh, okay, buddy.

This is getting old. She wasn't confident at all. See, that's where I drew the line in the sand where I was like, you know what? You just went from confident to cocky. It's not attractive anymore. And so I came home And I

Everyone was like Can't look out the rose again But this was still early Right And so I would go upstairs And I walk in on you And like Ashley I And a bunch of girls

And you guys are all like painting Your toenails Talking in a little circle And I opened the door And everybody went silent And all the girls' heads Just like Turned me

It was like record Skip Baby cry Crickets Blass broke everything awkward and Whitney just looks at me and goes yeah we were talking about you and I was like because it was the truth but that I was like I like I like her and I said thank you for telling me that and that was the beginning of our friendship did I say you're welcome I hope so

I hope so too but you were like you know what we were talking about you and I was like thank you for telling me well you are welcome and then I shut the door and I got that alone and I was like continue on I'm the shit I got a rose two times in a row or was that the third time Yeah

I wasn't going to cry to you But But anyways That was a little behind the scenes A little behind the scenes But that was You ended up beating me So who's the winner

You You Ricky Dick Joe Dick Joe Here's one you might like. Okay, after that, feel confident with this one. Rose Woodward.

What is her workout routine? She is gorgeous. Rose? Rose. Well, that name is kind of ironic as well. Yeah. Oh, I didn't even think about that. Yeah.

Well, who gets the rose now? You do. You get Rose Woodward. What is your workout routine? You look gorgeous, which, by the way you do. You took off your clothes from me the other day. Caitlin, L-O-L. Stop being an L-O-L.

You did, though. You were changing. I was like, uh, okay. Well, I've been working out real hard. Because I have this event that's happening. P.S. You already have a sick body. But.

Nope. Nope. I'm not going to let you. This is my podcast, and I get to tell you what I think. Okay. You have a sick body. Well, thank you. And you've been working out really hard.

Working out really hard. And cutting back on the, on the one during the week, except on Mondays when I'm podcasting. Or when I'm in your presence. Anyway, so I've been working out with a personal trainer. Trainer, Mike, if you're listening, we love you. Yeah, you're killing it, bro. And also do Shred.

So Shred is, it's awesome. It's like a group sort of, it's interval training. Like, what's that called hit? Yeah, high-intensity interval training. So I do that as well. Yeah. and you look great well thank you yeah and rose yes i'll accept that rose i will accept your woodward good my carlon i will say though closing notes so what so what um spin zone spin zone

toilet seat toilet seat oh god and you're awesome oh look who's confident now oh yeah well i know I want to come on every week. Well, we'll definitely do this again because, A, you're one of my best friends. And B, you've got a great podcast voice. Thanks, guys. And a face for the behind-the-scenes. Wait, maybe I should just take this around with me everywhere. Yeah, you do sound great in it.

Like the microphone and the earbuds. I've got an extra one if you want. I'm just going to start, like, it's going to be part of my everyday routine. I wake up, I brush my teeth, I put on my earphones, and take the mic to go on my day. Everybody's like coming to you to get. like their eggs frozen and you're like, well, you know what? Let me get my mic. Just give me a sec.

I need to grab my mic. Thank you. Well, no, thank you. I hate that I have to end this. I know. I don't want it to be over. It's a slumber party. I was thinking when we do part two, there is a few guests I want on part two with.

You're one of them. And we could do BTS. Yes. Have a live cam. Yes. We can just like hang out. So then when we shimmy and when I start to lounge. People can be a part of it in the moment.

They can be live. Oh, my God. It's like my brother. Pardon? It's like Big Brother. Oh, I think it's like my brother. I was like, um. No, I don't have one of those. Pardon?

I mean Big Brother, where you can like watch all of the stuff. Big Brother off the Vine version. Yes. It's good. We'll do it. Actually, I really like that. Okay. You don't steal that unless you can meet credit.

Well, I won't steal unless you're doing it with me. Okay, okay. Oh, that was a good, cheers. That's a great way to end it. It's a great podcast. Thanks, ma'am. Actually, I might go on the record and say it was my favorite. Really?

Yeah, not kidding. I say that every time. I do. Which is a good sign for me. It means they keep getting better. I keep getting better. I like that. Because I'm not lying.

Up and up. I love it. Hey, so what? So what? I can cheers again. You guys know the drill. Just love you. Just love you.

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