Office Ladies - All About Kevin Malone with Brian Baumgartner

Episode Date: January 29, 2025

This week on Office Ladies 6.0 we’re breaking down “All About Kevin Malone”! Jenna shares how Kevin was written in the show bible, Angela’s husband Josh makes Kevin’s famous chili for the Office Ladies team to try, and the team also shares their favorite Kevin moments. Then Brian Baumgartner joins Jenna and Angela in studio and talks about what it was like to play our dumb-but-maybe genius, Kevin Malone. So don’t worry Kevin, this episode isn’t about “Phillip, Phillip, Phillip”, it’s all about you! Check out Office Ladies Merch at Podswag: https://www.podswag.com/collections/office-ladies  Office Ladies Website - Submit a fan question: https://officeladies.com/submitaquestion  Follow Us on Instagram: OfficeLadiesPod To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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We have a really fun Office Lady 6.0 today. We do. It is all about Kevin Malone with special guest Brian Baumgartner. Yeah. In the studio. In studio. Well, I want to kick things off with this fan question from Darya R in Port Perry, Ontario, Canada. Daria asks, where is Kevin really from?

There are so many misconceptions. In one episode, Michael says, quote, men from Scranton when referring to Kevin, but in delivery part two, Kevin says he's not from Scranton. What is with that? Is there anything in the show Bible? Seriously, what's up with that? Well, there's nothing specific about where he is from in the show Bible. It does list his current address, which is very specific. specific. It's one 668 summit point. It also lists his vehicle. A silver CRV. No, I could see him driving a silver CRV. You could? Yeah. Well, he does. Well, there you know. So that's good. Okay. It also lists his job as accountant. However, in Scott's Tots, remember, we learned he first applied for a job in the warehouse, but Michael hired him as an accountant because he had,

quote, a feeling about him. But then he does have a diploma by his desk that says he got his associate of science degree in accounting from an online university called Penn Foster College. Penn Foster is a real college where people can get their degree online. What is the science of accounting? Is that like the math course I took in college called Ideas of Mathematics? Is accounting a science degree? There's like you can get your Bachelor of Arts or your Bachelor. of science. So does accounting, because it's part of math, fall under science? Are these like, you know what I mean? Like, I have a theater degree that fell under Bachelor of Arts. Right. Accounting is considered both a science and an art. Oh, did you Google that? Or is that your

personal opinion? No, no. That's what Google has to say. Thank you, Sam. All right. Okay, there you go. So, Darya, I'm sorry I can't answer your specific question, but you did cause me to open up the show Bible and I felt that I should do a show Bible summary of Kevin Malone. Well, I was hoping you would. So yay, Darya. I'll have you know the very first line of Kevin's show Bible says, quote, suffers from anal fissures. Oh, Kevin. That's the very first thing, the show Bible tells us about that. That's what it says. But here's your summary. Kevin. always sets the thermostat to 69 degrees. And then giggles.

His favorite candy is M&Ms, and he wins the contest for putting the most in his mouth at one time. That's what she said. He loves them so much. He hid them from the Stanford transfer employees. He says he just cannot stop himself when it comes to M&Ms. His favorite lunch is cup of noodles. His favorite movie is American Pie 2.

Two. Not the first one. The second one. Very specific. He requires a magazine when giving a urine sample. Oh. He also takes off his tie when urinating and he doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom. We have a lot of information. Why don't we have so much bathroom info? I don't know on his bathroom habit. Why does he take off his tie? There was an episode I guess where he reveals he takes off his tie and he doesn't want it to dip in the toilet. Oh my gosh. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't want the visual image of my brain. He was once engaged to be married to a woman named Stacey. Yeah, who has a daughter. Stacey was the fourth woman he had proposed to, and he secretly considered her his second choice. Him and Andy Bernard have a lot in common, actually. When it turns out. Love and romance.

After Kevin and Stacey break up, he asks out Lynn, but we find out later she just wanted to be friends. He plays drums and sings in the band Scrantonicity, but they had a falling out, and so now his band is Scranticity, too. This leads me to a fan catch from Amelia T. in Bogota, Columbia. Amelia says, we need to get to the bottom of this, meaning Kevin's band. In the extended cut of basketball around the eight-minute mark, Kevin tells Dwight that he is in a Steve Miller tribute band, not a police cover band. Are we to believe he switches band genres at some point, or is this a continuity error? Well, Amelia, I'll tell you. Yes, he says Steve Miller tribute band in that deleted scene from basketball, which is now in the super fan episode.

It was always the writer's intention to have Kevin's band be a Steve Miller tribute band. I remember that. He tells Katie and Hot Girl that he's in a Steve Miller tribute band. She's not a fan. That's right. But when we film Casino Night, which is. is the episode where Pam and Jim watch videos of his band. We couldn't get permission from Steve Miller band to play their songs. Yeah, they said, uh-uh. We don't want to be on the office.

So we had to change it to the police. That's what happened. You want more Kevin info? Yeah. All right. I mean, we need to get to know Kevin very well. This is all about Kevin Malone. Well, I'm giving you all we know. Give it all to me. Kevin won the 2002, 2,500, no limit. seven draw tournament at the World Series of poker in Las Vegas. He's good at basketball. He's also good at trivia night. He is an avid gambler. He bets on sports. In fact, he uses petty cash to gamble at the golf course. But the thing he thinks he does best is making chili. He has also cooked his way through Julia Child's cookbook and part of the Twilight cookbook. He has an adopted dog named Ruby. And Kevin is also a loyal friend. He stood up to the state senator when he was mean to Oscar and Angela. He's the one who

noticed when Andy was suffering from a mental breakdown. He is, however, not a great accountant. He invented the number 11 and was eventually fired for incompetence. And Darya, as far as family, there is nothing in the show Bible, so we're going to have to look at some supplemental office content. There isn't much. But in the webisode, the podcast, Kevin says he is Irish. And there is a deleted scene from Andy's play that, Angela, you mentioned when we broke down that episode where we learned Kevin has a sister who is actually in the play. In the play, yeah. Let's listen.

Hi. Kevin. Hi. Stuart, this is my brother Kevin. Hi. I can't believe you came to every show. You are good. Oh, thank you. See, you never come to anything I ever do. So what's the change?

We need to put mom in a home. So we learned a little bit there about his sister and his mom. Yeah, but that's all there is. We only meet her through that deleted scene. And it's probably why she didn't make it into the show Bible. And listen, we do ask Brian about this in our interview coming up later in the episode, and he does share some reasons why we don't know more about Kevin's backstory. So stay tuned. Well, I love me some show Bible, lady. It always delivers. Well, I thought we can't talk about all about Kevin Malone without discussing that classic chilly cold open written by Aaron Scher.

You guys know it's the scene that kicks off Season 5 episode Casual Friday. Brian once said in an interview that this scene is, quote, about an ordinary guy who doesn't do a lot well, but he does chili well. And obviously, it doesn't succeed. But you hear in his voice how excited he is to be sharing this thing that he does well. And then Kevin, of course, says it's probably the thing I do best. Brian said he gets asked about this scene all the time of all the things that he's done on the office. I mean, he wrote a whole chili cookbook. Yes, he did.

He did. And, you know, I've traveled a lot with Brian. We often got paired up to travel, and it is something people just really connect with him about. And they have put Kevin smelling the chili. I have seen it on a tattoo on someone's leg. Same. Yeah. On T-shirts, on baby onesies, on a birthday cake.

It's just, it's very popular. And I thought, you know, we can't do this episode without actually having Kevin's chili. Brian put it in his chili cookbook. It's called Kevin's Famous Chili. I asked Josh if he could make it last night. And he did. And it's really good. I mean, the way he describes it.

With the onions and the things, like, yes, I thought we had to hear it. At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's famous chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before, pressing garlic and dicing whole tomato. I toast my own anchro chilies. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations.

It's probably the thing I do best. I mean, I'm so excited. You told me that Josh was doing this, and I wrote you back and I said, this is my lunch today. I packed no lunch. This is what I want to eat. Please bring this chili in. I do want to tell you guys, we talked in such depth about this scene, how we made this scene in the episode Casual Friday. So if you haven't heard it, it's a great listen.

It is. We got a lot of good insight scoop from Aaron Scher and also from Brian. Yeah. Well, I did bring chili today. I brought Kevin's famous chili out of Brian's cookbook, seriously good chili cookbook. I'm going to go heat it up. All right. Well, why don't we take a break?

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sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com slash office ladies. That's better h-e-l-p.com slash office ladies. Right, we are back and we are eating Kevin's famous chili. Thank you, Josh. I know. It's really good. Really good. There's something about chili that just makes you feel cozy, doesn't it? Yes. This has like exactly the right amount of spice for me. I get a little kick, but it's not overpowering. And what is this, is this the ale? Doesn't it calls for lager, right? Is that what this taste is?

I don't know. I like it. The thinly diced onions really make a difference. You know what? They all got to know each other in the pot. They did. And they're making me very happy. Mm-hmm.

Mm. I think we should mention, Cassie, you are unable to try this chili because you're joining us on Zoom today. I'm so sorry. Yeah. Is it vegetarian? I was going to say, Cassie, if you were here, we would have made a vegetarian option. Oh, yeah. It is not vegetarian.

Kevin's recipe is not. I would assume not. Well, that was incredible and very satisfying. And I thank Josh. And I thank Brian Baumgartner for putting that in his cookbook. And Kevin. And Kevin. And Aaron, sure, I guess, for writing the cold open.

There's lots of people to thank. Ah. All right. Well, I'm going to put this away now. and I am going to get into, I guess what I'm calling my deep dive area of interest. We each picked one. We each picked a topic about Kevin we wanted to explore. I wanted to explore the evolution of Kevin.

Oh. There's a lot of articles about it. We got a lot of fan mail about it. So I was really intrigued. I mean, it sounds like a very fancy title, The Evolution of Kevin. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you so much.

You know, initially, the character of Kevin was mostly used for cutaway gags or, like, funny one-liners. He was painted with a pretty broad brush. I was going through old episodes, and there's that episode from season two, drug testing, and it's where Dwight is questioning Kevin about the joint that was found in the parking lot. I thought that this was a really good example of how the character of Kevin was used early on. So I thought we could listen to it. Okay. Let's go over some of these symptoms of marijuana use, shall we?

You tell me who this sounds like. Slow moving, inattentive, dull, constantly snacking, shows a lack of motivation. Hey. That's it. His line is, hey. It's the same way he says Stacy. Yeah. Sorry, I'm still eating chili. I'm sorry. We're supposed to put that down, but it's hard to resist. I know. Also, I know there's some people who really have a hard time listening to other people eat or chew. It's like a thing. So many apologies. I'm going to stop eating now. Okay. If you can. I know. Okay. We got this fan question from Layton R in Folsom, California, who says, Kevin has some of the funniest one like.

on the show, which Kevin line or moment still makes you laugh the most when you think back on it. Well, I thought this was a great question, and so we threw it out to the group, and we thought everybody could share Sam, Cassie, and who wants to go first? I'll go first. Okay. So I'm a big fan of when Kevin first introduces why he's been going into Jim's office. Here, I'll play it for you. Okay.

Jim's gone on his honeymoon. So I started borrowing his office to fart in. Then one day I came in and I just stayed because this place is awesome. It feels like home now. Even better than my home. My home sucks. It's perfectly, Kevin. It's funny and so sad.

It's so tragic. Well, it's interesting because my favorite is from the episode right. before from Jim and Pam's wedding. Let me set it up for you. He's at the hotel and he's wearing his toupee and he's very proudly walking down the hall. Here's what he says. What an awesome party. The best wedding I've ever been to.

I got six numbers. One more would have been a complete telephone number. Yeah. He got six individual numbers from women. Yeah. one more and he would have had someone to call. He was so close. So close.

Cassie, do you want to go next? Sure. There's a lot of great Kevin moments and any scene with Kevin and Holly always cracks me up. But one we haven't talked about is in Mafia, how he frees his gym's credit card while on his honeymoon with Pam at Puerto Rico. That's so funny. That is so great. I forgot about that. Hello?

Hello, Mr. Halpert. I'm calling from the Identity Health Department at Capital One. We've detected some unusual activity on your credit card. Oh, man, do you think it was stolen? First, would you mind verifying your home address? Um, yes. Um, 383, Lyndon, Av, Scranton, PA. And may I have the last four digits of your Social Security?

6-650. Well, Mr. Halpert, you're obviously not in fact. San Juan, Puerto Rico. Wait a minute. Yes, I am. I'm going to go ahead and put a hold on your card. No, that, I think that we should let the criminal use the card a little longer. Very funny, sir.

We'll get a new card out to you right away. No. Have a nice day and thank you. His whimper at the end. Yeah, so good. Well, you guys, my favorite moment isn't so much like a funny line. It's more of a moment when he stood up for Amher. Angela. You sort of mentioned this earlier, Jenna, in your show Bible. It's from the episode

vandalism. And, you know, the Senator and Angela have had all their fancy friends over to their house, and they're getting this group photo with Baby Philip. And Oscar and Angela are pushing each other and fighting to be in the front of the picture. And as they leave, Kevin stands up for them to the Senator. And here's the clip. Thank you so much. Well, have we all calmed down yet? Yes. Sorry about that. It was all my fault. Let's all try to do better next time. Kevin, great to see you.

Thank you for the food. And also, you suck. I beg your pardon. You are like a terrible person. These guys care about you and you're just using them. Again, the food was very good. And then Angela has a little smile. Well, Angie, Lauren G from Massachusetts wrote in, and this is also her favorite Kevin moment.

Not only that, Lauren said Kevin is one of my favorite characters. Lauren thinks that that moment is a humanizing moment. And it shows that Kevin is not just the office goofball, but that he loves people and he stands up for them. Yeah. And Lauren, Collider agrees with you. They actually put out an article in April of 2023 asking if Kevin was actually the heart of the office. Aw. Yeah.

And this is where we get into kind of the evolution of the character going from a guy who does silly one-liners to having so much more depth. The article points out that while Kevin may not be the smartest character, his simplicity and his genuine desire for happiness really resonated with audiences. Kevin is portrayed as a loyal friend who often lacks any kind of agenda. He just seeks laughter and connection rather than personal gain. And the article points out that while Kevin wanted to be liked, Michael kind of needed to be liked at like an obsessive level. And you also have characters like Dwight, Oscar, and Angela who really needed to feel superior to everybody. Jim was always kind of trying to impress Pam or make her laugh. But of all the characters, Kevin really just wants to live in the moment.

Collider also points out that when Kevin accidentally found out that Oscar was having an affair with Angela's husband, he is the one who is able to keep the secret. He kept it so good. So good, he kept that secret. And that if he does make a crass joke, it's never to be mean or cruel. and that in fact it really causes him pain to hurt anyone. And I wanted to point out one of my other favorite Kevin moments that I think really speaks to this humanizing piece of him that Brian Baumgartner played so well. And it's that moment in chair model when he gets our parking spaces back. And he has that talking head?

Yeah, where he says, it's just nice to win one. Yeah, and he has a little bit of a tear up in his eye. Yeah. So that's my deep dive into Kevin. There are so many other, like, funny one-liners that I didn't even get to. Screen Rant did a whole list of fan favorites. I can tell you some of them because they are fun. Oh, let's hear them.

From the incentive when he says, Me Think Why Waste Time Say Lotward when Few Word Dutrick. From the finale, well, well, well, well, well. Well, that's six wells. Yeah, I love that. From viewing party, when he says, I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket in a blanket. Then also, this one of my favorites from Christmas party when he says mini cupcakes, as in the mini version of regular cupcakes, which is already a mini version of a cake. Honestly, where does it end with you, people?

I love, like, it takes a lot to piss Kevin off, I feel like, but that did it. And while the point of my deep dive was to point out the more tender and, I guess, sensitive parts of Kevin, I'm going to end with this clip. This is Kevin from PDA. I don't know if anyone else feels this way. And don't get me wrong. I love Michael and Holly. And maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but the PDA. Yes, the freaking PDA.

Thank you. Obviously, so happy for them both. I don't know, guys, I for one, enjoy watching them. No, stop. Just don't. Can I finish? Can I finish? Is that okay?

I was saying I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny. Oh, God. It's so hard for like, can I finish? I know. Can I finish? Like, maybe he's going to say something, like, maybe sentimental or, like, I'm happy for them. Like, new love. We should let them.

Explore this time. And then he ends with that. But it makes a morning. Oh, gosh. It is really good. Well, I love that our writers made all of our characters so layered. It was such a gift to get to play characters like this on a sitcom. Really?

Yeah. They were always willing to give us things that would surprise the audience to play. And us. And us. Yeah. All right, Angela, I'm handing it over to you. I think you have a very fun deep dive area of interest. I do.

My deep dive area of interest is so funny. It's such a long title. Was inspired by this fan question sent in from Alexander G. In Houston, Texas. Alexander wrote and said, I have heard a lot of theories that Kevin is secretly a genius and is committing fraud with company money. There have been some hints in some episodes. like in season three, when Martin Nash explains why he went to prison, I want to know y'all's thoughts on this theory.

Well, Alexander, there are lots of, lots of fan theories about this, and it sent me down a rabbit hole. I found so many moments on the show that support the secret genius theory. So my title is Kevin Malone, dot, dot, dot, dot, secret genius. Not dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, no, because just three dots. Just three dots. Okay. Which, by the way, my kids have told me, my teenagers, that doing the dot, dot, dot is a very old person thing. I've heard any punctuation in a text is like an old person thing.

Any capitalization, any periods. I can't live in that world where we aren't punctuating this. So sorry. We were like, what are you talking about? And then they went through our family text thread. And the one that really made us all laugh is that Josh texted the first. family text thread and said, coming home from the gym, dot, dot, dot, dot. And the kids were like, dot, dot, dot, dot, what? Wait, he didn't put anything after dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Coming home from the gym,

dot, dot, dot, dot. And he was like, I just wanted you guys to know I'm coming home from the gym. I add a lot of dot dot dot dots in my text messages to sort of help you read it the way I would want you to. For me, it's like I'm moving thoughts here. Yeah, I know. I'm kind of. I'm like, I feel like as an actor, I appreciate a lot of punctuation because it helps me get a feel for the dialogue. And on the office, there were a lot of dot, dot, dots in our scripts. I know. They wanted to like suggest pauses and transitions from one thought to another. So I guess I love a lot of punctuation.

Well, it means you're old when you text. Oh. Also, my kid said that Josh is like, he's the king of dot, dot, dot, dot, but I'm the queen of emojis. Oh, yeah. Thumbs up. Heart. Lady dancing. Yeah, emojis mean you're old too, right?

No. The Young and Stone emoji? I don't know. I don't know either. Okay. We don't know because we're old. We wouldn't know. Okay.

Sorry. Where was I? Oh, Kevin Malone. Dot, dot, dot, secret genius. Yes. Please go on. Let's start with something that Jenna, you and Kevin have in common. What?

You're both fantastic poker players. Oh, yes. Yes. We learn about Kevin's poker playing in Casino Night, season two. Here's the moment I'm talking about. You referred to it. Let's hear this Kevin Talking Head. I won the 2002-2-2500 No Limit, Deuce to Seven draw tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So yeah, I'm pretty good at poker. Yeah. A little bit of a flex there. And, you know, after watching that Kevin Talking Head, I thought, what makes a good poker player? What do they all have in common? Here's what the internet has to say, folks. Okay. They are disciplined, patient, confident, have a mental toughness and a strong understanding of game theory and the math behind poker strategy. They can manage their bankroll effectively and have strong analytical skills, decision making, plus the ability to read opponents, adapt to different playing styles, and know how to bluff and to maintain emotional control. Wow.

Wowzers. It's a lot. It's a lot, lady. You and Kevin can do all that. I don't know if I can do all that all the time. Well, I think this definitely supports is Kevin a secret genius? He's a lot smarter than he lets on, and there are several more moments that show this. In season three in the episode The Convict, we learned that Martin was in prison for insider trading.

Kevin has a talking head where he says, I had Martin explained to me three times what he got arrested for because it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day. What's Kevin been doing? Has he been trading Dundermifflin stock or other securities? I mean, what's happening? Maybe some embezzlement? Maybe. Then there's the time Kevin outplays Andy and Daryl in the game Dallas in the garage sale episode. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Let's hear that. Well, there's no instructions. It's Dallas. Game, we can figure it out. Yeah, I'm pretty good at poor games. Well, shall we make it a little interesting? Sure. Hmm, I'm going to play me a little old blackmail card.

Nice. And call a proxy meeting and take control of Ewing oil once and for all. No, you can't do that. You can't play a blackmail card and call a proxy meeting in the same turn. Why not? Seems to me we're just making up rules because somebody forgot to staple the rulebook

to the inside of the game, like a normal human being. And I'm going to play this here, share the wealth card, which entitles me to half of both of you all's money. So if you don't mind. No, this card is from the wrong game. This is from the game of life. It was in the box.

Well played. We must honorably adhere to the rules that we are making up on the spot. No, but that's not fair. Well, that's Dallas. Dallas, indeed. Okay, guys, it's my turn. You can't go. You're dead. I shot you five moves ago. Yeah, I told you you can't shoot people.

I told you we're way past rules. We have been for some time now. I start having rules now. Everything we built collapses. Well, this is stupid. And I want my money. back. Where's the money? Yeah, where is it?

Okay, you know what? I am never, ever playing games with you two again. And that is Dallas. Uh-huh, do you remember? So what he does is he distracts them and he takes

the money, all their money, out of the pot. Wow. Yeah, what did he do in that moment, you guys? He adapted to a different playing style. He knew. How to Bluff. He maintained emotional control, and he got all their money. Wow. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep. And a special shout out to Sam for helping me put all those clips together. Because it's throughout the episode. Yes. But yeah, that's how you play Dallas. Then in the accounting web episodes, it's Kevin who finds Angel's accounting error. And it's also revealed that Kevin has an IQ of over 100. Which isn't that high. Which isn't that high, but okay. Okay. Not genius level. I thought, well.

In sort of being a secret genius. Maybe secret genius Kevin level. What does that mean? I don't know. I don't know. I'm just trying to support my deep dive. And in the trivia episode in season eight, it is Kevin who has the winning answers that lead his team, the Einstein's to victory. Yes.

Then he has an interesting talking head afterwards. Let's hear it. I know it's easy to say tonight was just a fluke. And maybe it was. But here's a piece of trivia. A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea. So if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are he just might catch one. Oh, and that's a great talking head.

And guess what? Fluke fish are very common. According to the internet, fluke are abundant in coastal waters from the Gulf of Maine to Florida, especially in the waters from North Carolina to Massachusetts. Kevin's right. He knows his fish. He does. He knows more than we know that he knows.

Secret genius. Dot, dot, dot, dot. And let's not forget this moment in work bus. Jim says, let's go driver, Laverne packs up the pie wagon at five. And then Kevin immediately starts doing this math. He says, at five, that's only 20 minutes from now. The pie shop is 13 miles away. So at 55 miles an hour, that gives us just five minutes to spare.

Angela says, so wait, when pies are involved, you can suddenly do math. in your head. And Oscar says, hold on, Kevin. How much is 19,154 pies divided by 61 pies? Without missing a beat, Kevin says 314 pies. Lastly, is the thing we're going to talk about more in detail with Brian. But Kevin is also a musical genius because he is both the lead singer and drummer, which are notoriously difficult roles to perform at the same time.

I want to add that a lot of drummers are really good. mathematicians. My son is a drummer, and this is something that I have found to be true with other drummers and other drumming musicians. I don't know if it is something about rhythm or beat or whatever it is or keeping different rhythms and different beats with different appendages. Yeah. But there's like a math through line there. That's really interesting. Well, Alexander, I wanted to thank you for writing in. I do think Kevin is a secret genius, and he's very good at reading people and ultimately getting what he wants. And as for the second part of your question, did he steal money from Dunder Mifflin over the years?

Did he commit fraud? Well, you know, I think he very well could have. There are several times we learned that he is using the company petty cash for gambling. And Kevin is definitely a little sneaky. I think that with almost 100% certainty, we could confirm that he has used the company money for personal reasons. Yes. Yes, I mean, for sure. For sure.

Well, Angela, I loved that. Why don't we go to break? And when we come back, we will have Brian Baumgartner in studio to talk all about Kevin Malone. I love it. Brian, thank you for joining us in our episode all about Kevin Malone. We've got four Kevin Malone-centered questions for you. Okay. Are you ready?

Is this going to be the greatest episode in the history of this show? Yeah, it is. We're doing an all about for each character. and this is your chance to win. Oh, okay. I'm ready. Question number one. Question one.

Did you ever create a backstory for the character of Kevin? And if so, can you share some details of that backstory? Wow. Really good question. Much more in depth than I thought it was going to be. Thank you for that. I'm taking you back to theater school here, Brian. Well, here's what I remember.

And it comes with a joke. The breakdowns, the casting listing for Kevin. Kevin Malone, who of course was based on Keith Bishop in the British version of the office, the casting notice was as follows. The only spectacular thing about Kevin is that he is spectacularly unspectacular. Now, the joke in that exists with my manager, who I'm still with, to this day, is like calling the casting director, Alison Jones and Phyllis at the time and being like, Oh, do I have an unspectacular guy for you?

This guy is so unspectacular. You know, it's tough because I think that for me, and at least when we were brought in, that's where it started. So I felt like the backstory in a way existed, i.e. vis-a-vis Keith. It was very important to me that his name was Malone. I was asked that. That was my choice because I knew that I knew that there were a lot of Irish people in Scranton. Like they have the second largest St. Patrick's Day parade. Like this is a big deal.

And so I thought that I thought that that aspect of it was fun. I helped to identify fairly early on. So I think the answer to your question is probably no. but I had some ideas about him and who he was and pitched Greg on pretty early. Like I liked the idea of the relationship with someone who had a kid and it was like, Stacey, before we sort of knew who he was. Like as you started to find out those details,

a lot of those that I was pitched, but I didn't write a book like I know you did. No, I didn't write a book. Well, for example, where did the idea come from for him to be in a band or for him to be good at poker? Were these, I feel like the poker thing had to be from you. Pitches? Yeah, so I think that the poker thing was a pitch from me. My recollection of that was that whole idea came out of us, one, playing poker like some of the people on the show.

that that idea came out of it. I think the whole World Series of poker was because I was good at it. Now, if you remember, the basketball thing was that was discovered by Greg then. I mean, that was. On the day, you were just messing around. On the week. I mean, it was the week. I mean, now if you, what I joke about is if you give, we were boys.

I mean, Krasinski and I, like, we were children still. And like if you have a ball and a hoop in a gym, as soon as the teacher is not looking, like you're shooting. Like you're dribbling and making the ADs crazy because of the bouncing ball and the sound that that has. But that's just what we did. And so- I just remember them feeding you one, Brian, and you made it. And then they fed it to again and you made it. And then you made it.

And then everyone just stopped talking and you were just swishing them. Yeah. I mean, I think that that the moment of filming, which that, by the way, that was one take two. I never really think about that, but that was one take two. That that came out of them watching. And it's funny now. Coopus claims it's his idea. Greg claims it's his idea.

Correll claims it was his idea, like to turn the cameras on me shooting as everybody's walking off. It was sort of prearranged because someone definitely said, like, go over there and shoot and we'll bring the cameras over to you. But then it went on and on. Well, my memory was you were shooting, like you said, between takes. Yes. And you kept making them. Yes. And then we all were, like, kind of whispering to Matt and Randall, like, you guys should film Brian when he's doing this because he's making them all.

See, Kenzie takes credit for it, too. See, like everyone. No, no, no. No, no. I'm not taking credit. I just remember there was a little bit of a buzz on set. Like, is someone getting this? Is someone getting this?

Yes. No, that's for that. And then it came down to me and I said, look. Randall, get your ass over there and film this. Yeah. So, I mean, I think the thing that was really important to me was the idea that Kevin was not a Kevin. Let me explain that. That made no sense.

I think I know where you're going with this. The idea, if you saw in 99% of other sitcoms, a character such as Kevin, he would exist in a certain way. There would be ketchup stains on his shirt. It would be untucked. There would be slovenly, I guess, would be the word. And so early on in conversations, I don't know if this was a backstory per se, but in talking with the producers but also wardrobe,

I mean, even in that basketball scene you just reference, Kevin's wearing a sport coat. And all of that was very intentional by me. I was like, look, he is attempting as best he can in his dockers and his like plaid-ish, like very ordinary jackets. He's putting it together. He has his tie on. It's not loose.

Like he's putting it together. It may not work all the best. And so I think that there was a series of contradictions that was very interesting to me in that. Like that there are things that he is good at that you would not expect him to be good at. So yes, in terms of that, that was something in terms of the construction of the character that was really important to me. And the last thing I'll say is that the greatest, maybe insider writer's room joke about Kevin has to do with this very thing, which was Kevin was in a band. It was a police cover band.

he played the drums and was the lead singer. However, now I didn't know this, but this is their joke. In the police, the singing happens off of the beat of the drums. So for a person to be a drummer, lead singer, you would literally have to be a musical savant to be able to sing off of the beat of the drums that you're playing. So that was sort of like a, I don't know, like an encapsulation of the idea that I did want for him. Yeah.

I didn't want it to be not that stereotype. Kevin. Like immediately like, oh, we get who that is. What about like family of origin stuff? We never meet Kevin's family. Yeah. Did you have anything in your head about that? No.

No. Not really. The Irish thing was important, and I know that I came up with that, but that was more regional than anything else. And the relationship, the idea behind the relationship is not revealed for a while, but that was something that we talked about, which I did think about. Like, where does he go when he goes home? And again, the idea of not wanting it to be necessarily what you would expect. Like, oh, he is going home to a person. a partner and oh, there's actually a child there.

You know, all of those things again. But in terms of like, no, like parents and stuff, that was another thing I thought about. Brian, do you remember because we were over there in the little accounting nook and the writers would come over and say, hey. And I'll never forget one time I said, we were talking about this very thing. And I said, I really want to see where Kevin goes when he goes home or I want to see where people live. And I forgot, I think it was maybe BJ. And he goes, Angela, it's called The Office. I was like, okay.

All right, fair enough. It's not modern family. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I have a question for you. Was there ever a Kevin storyline that you pitched that never made it in an episode, but you wish it had? Yes. I pitched pretty hard.

And I don't remember if it was at this point. moment in time, if this was pre-season 8 or 9, there had definitely been a romantic, somewhat a story between Aaron and Andy. I pitched that Kevin and Aaron got together. That was my pitch. Because I thought

that sort of, again, one of the things I felt like the show did really well was put together couples that weren't necessarily that you wouldn't necessarily think about. And the idea of Kevin

as a tree trunk and Aaron as this hummingbird nonstop energy that just continued to flit around my pitch was for them to get together. They didn't do it. That would have been hilarious. I would have loved to see the two of them on a date.

That's, by the way, I shared that with Ellie when I had a conversation with her on my podcast and she at least publicly said the same thing. There was an episode, though, where for a minute, Kevin thinks he is going to date Aaron. Yes.

And I can't remember if that came out. I mean, I was basically told no. I don't think we were told all that often to stay in your lane. But they had this idea for Andy and Aaron, which I think ultimately I'm not sure worked out the way that they had thought that it was going to. And that I just felt like I saw early on. I just felt like there was a lot of comedic possibility in that.

And I feel like they were potentially looking for, I mean, it's probably, and I don't know. So I shouldn't speak to it, but a sort of Jim and Pam 2.0 potentially or something, but I felt like Aaron was so strong. I mean, her characterization was so strong and so specifically, well, like a hummingbird. And Andy was different. I just, I felt like they were mismatched. I think ultimately the show says that they were mismatched. And I just thought, yeah, that was, that's, that was my one pitch. Is there a line of dialogue or a talking head that you think embodies the character of Kevin?

The two that jumped into my head really quickly, I'll share with you, but there's not my final answer. The first one that popped into my head was elemeno pee. The other one, then it suddenly went to, you can't eat cats. You can't eat cats, Kevin. Those two made me laugh more than any other ones. My favorite, and maybe because it's so fresh in my mind, Brian, is when Kevin goes, Philip, Philip, Philip. It's all about Philip.

I hate Philip. I think about that every time I hear the word Philip, actually. I guess for me, this is the cheesy answer. This is the more serious answer would be it's just nice to win one. Oh, that was a great one. Yeah. Yeah. I think that that does embody Kevin, I think. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I think that's, I think that's the answer. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Our final question is something that Zach Woods asked us when we interviewed him. Which he ended up interviewing us and it was fantastic. But I love it. And it is this. If you could go back and relive any moment from our.

nine years together on the office, and I guess specifically playing Kevin, since this is all about Kevin Malone. Okay. What would you like to relive or re-experience? Wow. As playing Kevin. Well, I mean, I guess since this is all about Kevin Malone, but you can tell us as Brian, too. Yeah, if there was a day you could go back to on the set.

Not being in the swimming pool. That was the worst. That was horrible. We know what you don't want to do. Yeah. I'm going to give a couple of those. Not being in the parking lot for any number of episodes, but specifically I remember the fire episode. It was so hot.

So hot. Just like so horrifying. Because we didn't have chairs. We didn't have chairs. So we didn't ever sit. We didn't sit. just stood on that black top. My shoes melting.

And we had to look up and it was so hot. Yeah. Okay. So we're not reliving those. Not those. Not, you know, spoiler alert, Kevin did a lot of physical comedy in the show and like big things where I was never injured. When we worked in the warehouse and we put oil on the ground and we were sliding things. And then there was a.

talking head where I think it was John and Rain, Jim and Dwight talking on a sofa. It was definitely one of them, maybe both of them, like together. And it was, oh, just walk behind them and then slip and disappear. My back still hurts from that just like, because it was like, and I had to go down fast. Yeah. That was not my favorite. I love that I'm just answering not what my not favorites were. I feel like the moment you want to relive is the scene with Pam, um, played by just the amazing Jenna Fisher. God, she was so good, wasn't she? Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe, um, you had a scene in accounting with the just comedic talent that is Angela Kinsey. Yeah. Not sure how you pick between the two. I don't remember her. Um, do you know what one of my favorites, Brian? And this,

like was just us being ridiculous because we were always messing with each other like we said. But I'll never forget that time where I was just supposed to say to Oscar something about payroll and you turned and bumped into me by accident. And when you hit me, I went back. You body checked me. And we started laughing so hard. And they were like, no, keep that in. So every time he bumped into me.

and I would go payroll. Yeah. I got in trouble for that over the year, because then we started doing that a little bit over the years. And then, yeah, you would get hurt sometimes. And then you push me into a hedge. I know what you want to relive. Okay.

Work bus. Oh, probably. That's another one where we all almost died. That one? Yeah. That one. Oh, Brian Branson. I don't know.

You don't want to relive anything. You're like I did it. Stop trying to make me go back there. No. Look, I think that for me, I mean, there's like the easy answer now, right? Which is like the chilly one, which again, was all alone when no one else was there. Also, your hands were stained. That was great.

Your hands were stained for so long. I think that for me, in terms of Kevin, the unique experience as an actor playing that role with. everybody in that space. So it's not a specific scene or a moment, but those scenes, not so much the conference room, the conference room. I mean,

although that intimacy, I thought, brought amazing comedy. Thinking about some of those scenes, Steve walking out of his office, or walking in that perspective, walking in the front door of Dunder Mifflin, and there being this group scene and just like, you know,

the image of a ball being thrown around to everybody in different things. Like that experience, which only came, which only came because we were in a confined space all there for so much time together. I firmly believe that

because it is about amazing writing and writers that write to your characters. but the way that we were able to learn each other's strengths and comedic sensibility, that I think is, like, Kevin would miss that. I mean, he was fired, so he's no longer there. You're in Austin, by the way. I know. I know knows where she is.

I'm on a beet farm. But Kevin misses that. I do want to, I do have to tell you this because this was the first thing that popped into my mind and sometimes that's the best or the worst. like overall like Brian thing that I wish that I could relive was that first Golden Globe thing like that first experience of the Golden Globe and David Denman driving from my house where we were pre-gaming. Angela was there in the hills above Beverly Hills and us driving. to the Golden Globes in my recollection, a Honda Civic, driven by David Denman, and thinking we were just going to be allowed to there.

Well, by the way, not the Golden Globes, a party in a garage. Well, correct. On the top of a parking garage adjacent to. We've never stepped foot in the actual Golden Globes. And maybe that's why. but us like getting out on Wilshire Boulevard and him being like, all right, I'll go find a parking spot because we kind of realized there's no valet at the golden, like you get dropped off. We could even make it into the hotel valet because we didn't have a security placard. We had nothing.

We had nothing. But that night and how much fun it was when I think back about at least the like extracurriculars around the show. So like that one, that was just like the best. The best. Yeah. Oh, thanks, Brian. Thanks for talking all about Kevin Malone. This has got to be the greatest episode.

Let me know how it goes. Okay. Thanks, B. Angela, I loved that. I know. And I am also really loving these character breakdown episodes. I hope we can have more cast members come on their character breakdown episodes. I do too.

It's one, it's so much fun to see everyone. And then two, I love hearing everyone's thoughts about their character. We got so attached to these people. Yeah. Yeah. Well, before we go, I wanted to share one last fan letter. It is from Miles D in Virginia. Miles says, hi, ladies, day one listener.

First time emailer. I'm listening to episode two of Office Lady 6.0 all about Michael Scott and your discussion of real life people with names of famous people slash fictional characters. and it reminded me of my high school geometry teacher. He was a slim, handsome man who looked like Michael Boubley, but was named Kevin Malone. Oh my goodness. Luckily for him, the office was just a couple years away from making its resurgence, or he would have been the butt of many jokes.

That being said, he was a kind, fair teacher, but we all knew he was not to be truffled with. Thank you, ladies, for this podcast and for the office. its effect on me and my sense of humor has been incalculable. And anytime I watch the show or listen to the podcast, it feels like a warm blanket. Oh my goodness. Miles, I love that you wrote in about your geometry teacher named Kevin Malone. I know. Aw. Well, what a great way to end this episode.

Thank you all so much for sending in your questions and comments. And a big thank you to Brian Baumgartner for stopping by the studio. to talk with us. Yes, I'm going to share in our Instagram stories where you can get his seriously good chili cookbook and it is real good. Seriously good. Seriously good. All right, everyone. Thanks for listening and have a great week. Thanks, you guys. Thank you for listening to Office Ladies. Office Ladies is a presentation of Odyssey and is produced by Jenna Fisher and Angela Kinsey. Our executive producer is Cassie Jerkins. Our audio engineer is Sam Kiefer and our associate producer is Ainsley Bubicoe. Odyssey's executive producers are Jenna Weiss-Burman and Leah

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