Office Ladies - Office Ladies Live: Fan Mailbag
Episode Date: December 11, 2023Happy Monday, we have a bonus episode for you! The ladies answer fan mail from the Los Angeles SiriusXM Garage in front of a special audience. The ladies celebrate doing their first live show for the ...podcast, Angela levels up as a hummingbird watcher and Jenna reveals watching something we never thought she would. This is a fun episode to show our appreciation for our fans. Thanks for listening!Office Ladies Website - Submit a fan question: https://officeladies.com/submitaquestion Follow Us on Instagram: OfficeLadiesPodCheck out Office Ladies Merch at Podswag: https://www.podswag.com/collections/office-ladies
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This special episode of Office Ladies is brought to you by Hershey's Kisses.
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Are you guys ready?
Yeah. OK. Sam, can we get a theme song?
Here we go.
I'm Jennifer Fisher and I'm Angela Kinsey.
We were on the office together and we're best friends.
And now we're doing the ultimate office rewatch podcast just for you.
Each week we will break down an episode of the office and give exclusive behind the scene
stories that only two people who are there can tell you.
We're the Offs ladies.
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Thank you all for being here.
We know a lot of you traveled to be here.
We cannot tell you how much we appreciate it.
This is tears here in the first row.
Tears.
We have some tears.
Now you're going to make us cry. Yeah, no, yeah.
Wait.
We don't have tissues.
We don't have tissues.
That's the one thing we didn't think of, and so this
is our very first time recording a podcast in front
of a live audience.
Yeah.
So amazing.
Yeah.
So it might be, it might be slunky, but we'll get through it.
But just seeing your faces here is just making my heart
beat so fast.
This is so special.
You know I have to document it for office ladies.
Oh, OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Are you ready?
You, oh, you guys.
OK.
Will you guys say hi?
So today we are going to do our male bag fan appreciation episode. That is why you're here. Yes
Yes
You know so many of you have written in over the years
and have just shared your stories with us.
I'm so emotional.
And we just thought it would be really fun
to open up our off-sledish mailbag with you all.
And we're just so happy you're here.
Yes, but first, we want to introduce you to our team.
Yes, our off-sledish.
All right, so first of all,
our senior producer, Cassie Jerkins.
Cassie!
Whoo!
No!
Whoo!
And we also have our editing and mixing engineer, Jordan Duffy.
Jordan!
Yay!
Our in-studio engineer, Sam Keeper!
Sam!
And our associate producer, Ainsley Babako.
And we also have Colin and Cody there around the corner somewhere.
We have a reception little party planned for after, so you'll get to meet everyone. Everyone that helps us make this show means so much to us. Our merchandise team,
Ilyana, who does our website. Everyone here at Syrias XM that helped make this happen
today. So we thought we would kick things off with a piece of mail about our team, a particular
team member. I've gotten a lot of these letters. You got a fan mail flurry about it. I got a fan mail flurry about it.
This one is from Marney W from Dallas Baby.
Is that what she wrote?
That was she wrote.
Dallas Baby?
Yes.
Yes.
Marney said, hi, in the last episode I listened to,
you said our associate producer is Ainsley Bubbaco
rather than Ainsley Bubbaco,
as you have been pronouncing it in all of the previous episodes.
Oh, Marney got ya.
Did Ainsley let you know you've been saying her name?
I've been intrigued by her name ever since I first heard it on your show
and I want to know all about this, please.
Marney, I'm going to tell you.
Yeah.
I have known Ainsley for going on 10 years.
We had the same acting coach
when I was working on my book, The Actors Life.
She was one of my readers.
She did the transcriptions for me.
We've been friends a long time.
She joined the office ladies team
and is still doing our transcriptions.
She helps us with our outlines.
Okay, here's the thing.
In all of these years of knowing her,
I never had a reason to say her last name to her face.
What?
Because listen, this is a southern thing.
Like, my mom's friend is Sudan.
Her last name is Dean.
We all say Sudan.
That's her name, Sudan.
But you don't go around saying, hi, Angela Kinsey.
I don't.
Hi, Jennifer.
Hi, Sam Keifer.
Hi.
Never had occasion to do this until we are at a party I don't go around saying hi, Angela Kinsey. I don't. Hi, Jennifer. Hi, Sam Keifer. Hi.
Never had occasion to do this.
Until we are at a party celebrating our 100th episode
of the office ladies.
Yes.
Woo!
We threw a fun dinner party because we love a party.
And Jenna and I thought we would get up and think our team.
And that's when Ainsley was like, by the way,
you've been saying my last name wrong
for a lot of episodes.
I was like Ainsley, you've been listening to them.
You've been transcribing them.
Ainsley come here.
Why?
Why did you wait so long to tell us?
A couple of reasons.
One, I'm very polite. Why did you wait so long to tell us? A couple of reasons.
One, I'm very polite.
Two, I knew that I had never said my last name to you,
so you didn't know any better.
And three, the show is, you know, a train that is left this station.
It's already documented.
So I just thought, why mess up a good thing?
Well, I'm very happy we are now pronouncing your last name correctly. It's documented. So I just thought, why mess up a good thing?
Well, I'm very happy we are now pronouncing
your last name correctly.
It is actually Bibico.
No, come on.
No.
Yeah, you know what?
We're going to open up a lot of mail with you guys.
Woo!
Woo! Woo!
I want to start off with something that I know you're gonna love, Angela.
Okay.
This is a letter from Jovi and Oregon who did an in-depth breakdown of what it costs Jim
to prank Dwight.
Oh, yes!
Oh, the entire series.
Yes, I've always saying this.
Like, how does he have the time?
How does he have the money?
These are big pranks.
Okay, he does not break down the time.
Okay.
He does break down the actual cost,
but he made a few caveats.
So I'm going to tell you, first,
he only tallied the cost of Jim's pranks played on Dwight.
Oh.
He does not include any pranks on Michael, Andy,
Pam, Karen, Todd Packer, Gabe, anybody.
Okay, just Dwight.
Mm-hmm.
Okay. He also did not factor in white. Mm-hmm. Okay.
He also did not factor in any loss of sales commissions.
Oh.
Due to the time spent on pranking.
Yes.
Okay.
And he did not consider any cost that would be part of office supplies or office expenses.
Right.
So, for example, in season one, when he sets up all the pencils,
Right.
Pencils were free.
OK.
He just rated the supply cabinet.
Yeah.
He also did not include Jim's Gutenpronks
during Dwight's Best Disment Festival in the finale.
OK.
OK.
All right.
Finally, his prices are based on 2023 dollar value.
OK.
He did not go through and figure out the dollar value in 2005, 2000.
Joe, it's okay.
Okay.
So then what he did was he broke it down season by season.
He listed every single prank,
it's approximate cost,
and then a total for that season.
I want to say, I was shocked at the number of pranks that cost zero
dollars. Like which ones? Like the pencil one I told you about.
Oh, because of the supply cabinet. Yes. For example, in all of season one, the total
amount of money spent was only one dollar and 39 cents. Come on. And that was for the
box of Jello that he put his stapler in. Okay.
Every other prank from season one was using found objects
and office supplies.
So maybe I didn't have to be so grumpy at Jim.
Maybe he's not blowing his salary on pranks.
Well, I don't know.
You tell me, in the end, over all nine seasons,
he spent $1,889 in $11 cents on pranks.
That's ridiculous. spent $1,889.11 on pranks.
That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous. What happened to like, like just like silly string?
Well, that would have cost probably what? A $1.50.
I guess it adds up.
It does. It adds up.
Pranking adds up.
That's right.
It's the moral to this story.
That's what it says.
The most expensive pranking season is season 8.
In that season, Jim spent $634.25.
Wow.
Do you want to know what the single most expensive prank was?
Can you guess?
Is it in season eight?
It's not.
It's in season three.
Is it all the gift wrapping when he gift wrapped the whole...
When he made the fakie desk?
No, I'll give you a hint
The single most expensive prank was in season three
Mm-hmm. Can you guess anybody out here have a guess?
Nope, it was not the power line
It was when he shipped Dwight's desk to Roswell, New Mexico. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
He says this was a deleted scene,
but the cost of that prank would have been $500.
Way to go, Joe.
That is like amazing.
Yes.
And the second most expensive was in season eight
in free family portrait studio.
He estimates that when he switched white suit
with a tear-away Velcro suit,
he thinks that cost about $310
because he had to buy a suit.
He had to have a tailor sew Velcro into it
and he had to tip the dry cleaner.
So there you go.
Now, if anyone would like to do a breakdown
of the amount of time Jim has spent on a
prank, I would love to read it.
Joe, are you up for it?
Yes, Joe, give us all the data.
Okay, Jenna, my turn.
I am going to title my section, y'all are so crafty.
Because over the years, you have sent us so many things from scrunchies for our pets to cross-stitched items, drawings, personalized drinkware, jewelry, homemade stationary.
That's just to name a few. I'm going to put a bunch of stuff in stories. We love to see what you guys make. We love a homemade craft.
We make homemade craft.
We do, not as well as these crafts. That's true. But I wanted to highlight Linda C, because she got super crafty over the holidays,
and she made us each these little
ugly Christmas sweater ornaments.
And Sam and Cassie, she made you one too.
Wait, wait, look.
I can't even, with these, I can't.
Oh my gosh!
Look at Phyllis's Santa.
And then little, little sweater.
And then wait, hold, look, look,
he's a cat, it's cat.
Let me see this.
Oh my gosh.
How cute is that?
So cute.
That segues me very well into something
that I received for us, Angela.
I'm excited to share.
We each got beautiful handmade cardigan sweaters.
They are from Michelle.
Michelle said, I am a huge fan and I love the podcast.
I listened at home while working on my latest clothing
collection.
I cut and sew everything by hand with a little help
from my mom.
I designed my clothing to be comfortable.
It's actually my only criteria.
Michelle.
Michelle.
Michelle, who are you talking to?
Michelle.
Clothing, is it comfortable? Michelle goes on to say, I know you talking to? Michelle. Clothing. Is it comfortable?
Michelle goes on to say, I know you gals are always cold.
So hopefully this cold, we keep you warm.
This is good news.
Plus, they have pockets, and they are made in Winnipeg.
And I hope you like them more than a bag of ketchup chips.
Michelle, I love mine so much.
I'm wearing it!
Stop it!
Woo!
Woo! Woohoo! Oh!
Woohoo!
That looks like not something that a person could make.
Oh, get out.
Angela, here is yours.
Ah!
Ah!
I love it!
Ah! I love it! I love it!
I love it. It's so comfy. The pockets are huge.
You can find Michelle on Instagram at SliceGarves.
Oh, I don't know what I'm like, oh!
Slice! Oh, I don't know what I'm like, oh, slide.
All right, well, I want to share about Rowan.
Rowan wrote in, Rowan is 16 years old, and wanted to share with us that in high school,
she had really bad anxiety, and she would turn to the office on rough days, in particular
season four, episode seven through 10.
And Rowan went on to say that the show feels so calming and familiar
and that because she knows the show so well, it feels like revisiting a childhood memory.
I thought that was really sweet.
She usually listens to us while she does her homework or paints
and she wanted to say thank you for being there for her
through a lot of her school years where she had anxiety.
So she sent us each a nifty, gifty, and look.
Oh my God.
Okay, Jenna, she sent you a crocheted cactus
because she said you had a hard time
keeping plants alive, but this one can never die.
Oh.
Thank you.
And she made me a kitty cat.
I know it's a podcast.
The listeners can't see.
But I'm going to put everything in stories.
That is so cute.
I'm going to put that on my desk at home.
I know.
I have managed to keep my one plant alive
that I would put in my podcasting closet when we were
podcasting during the pandemic.
It's the peace lily.
And I think I bought it because I saw one on the show.
And guys, it's still alive one year later.
I'm so excited.
That's amazing.
Jenna, thank you.
We're very proud of you.
Thank you so much.
You know your next challenge is an orchid.
I've done an orchid line.
Come on, you've kept one alive.
Yes, because someone told me the secret.
What's the secret?
One ice cube, once a week.
Yes, and it works.
And like filtered light.
Oh, I didn't get that.
No, what is filtered light?
Well, like, it's not like the blaring sun,
but it's maybe like through the blinds kind of light.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, okay.
So that way your Orc doesn't end up like a little stick
with a hair clip. You know. Well, okay. So that way your orchid doesn't end up like a little stick with a hair clip.
You know.
Well, it will do that.
It will fall off, but then it will re-bloom.
Have you ever had an orchid re-bloom?
Yes.
Same.
When did it, was it like a monumental time in your life?
Because I kept putting the ice cube in once a week,
and it was months, months, but then all of a sudden,
a re-bloom.
It was one of the most exciting moments of my life.
No, I had an orchid that was a stick with a hair clip for years,
and I didn't give up on it, and I was not super happy in my life,
and then I moved, and I put it in a new window,
and maybe it was new beginnings for me in all of a sudden it bloomed.
Ah! New beginnings for the orchid.
Mm-hmm. New beginnings all around, new beginnings.
All right, I want to talk about Catherine,
who made us handmade leather journals.
Do you remember?
I talked about Catherine and that she makes handmade leather
journals.
Well, she was so thrilled that she sent us each
our own handmade leather journal, but I want to
read you guys what she put on the envelope. She said attention office ladies,
care of Angela Kinsey, regarding semi-colon journals, male category, semi-colon
threat level midnight. Jenna, your journal has a fakie flower and it's detachable
so you can wear it. Mine has a vintage cat button that she has been saving for this very moment.
Also, she said,
P.S. Podcast idea,
Journal BFFs,
and people read from their old journals,
she said,
I'll go first, call me.
That's a great idea!
All right, you have a little thank you flower.
Oh, this is beautiful.
Wow, this is really good work.
She did say, Angela, you can write
all the ridiculously stupid things you want in your journal.
Oh, and there's a place for a pencil or a pen.
I know, and these are all, this is like her hobby.
All right.
Let me find something here, Angela,
because I was going to share a little bit about journaling.
You are?
Yes.
This is because earlier this summer,
I was reading The Splendid in the Vile by Eric Larson.
You know this.
This is a story of Winston Churchill's time
as Prime Minister during World War II. And while I was reading it, I learned about something called the Mass Observation Project in England.
Okay. It is a journaling club.
No.
Yes, come on.
Yes, and it's fascinating. It is fascinating. Listen to this.
The Mass Observation Project was a social research organization that was started in 1937.
research organization that was started in 1937 and its purpose was to record the everyday lives of British people through a panel of 500 volunteer
observers and journalists. They kept diaries and they replied to open-ended
questionnaires about everyday life. And then during the war, people are asked to
record their feelings, their fears, news they heard,
questions they still had, general observations about life and how it might be different from before
the war, and Eric Larson used these archives from the Mass Observation Project to research his
book. And he included a bunch of the passages in the book. And it is so fascinating. It is just absolutely amazing to read these quotes
from people, right?
The Mass Observation Project is still going on today.
So if you wanted to start doing it,
I just wanna say you can go to their website.
They post their prompts seasonally,
and you can even go back and see all the prompts from the past.
So like, for example, in winter 1982,
do you know what you're gonna be journaling about?
Food and gardening.
Okay, yes.
Right?
They had all these questions about what food do you buy?
What food do you prepare?
Do you prepare different food for a special occasion?
Angela, you could describe the bagel!
Yes!
I would describe the bagel.
You would!
And then I might write about some hummingbirds.
It all fits!
Let me tell you about my roofus that keeps coming by and shoving everyone else out of the way.
His name is Rufus?
No, it's a type of hummingbird.
Oh, the Rufus hummingbird.
The Rufus hummingbird.
I thought you had started naming them. Have you started naming them? Do they have names? No, it's a type of hummingbird. Oh, the roof is hummingbird. The roof is hummingbird.
I thought you had started naming them.
Have you started naming them?
Do they have names?
No, I call them mostly like Buddy,
and then I have little lady,
and then I need to do better with names.
Okay.
Do you like call somebody like Bluebelly?
I-I-Mr. Fast Wings!
No, I-
No. That's how I would name them.
Okay.
Like by their personality.
And be like, oh, here's shy guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know.
That's like how my sister names her cats.
Like she has garage kitty.
Because it showed up in her garage.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's it.
It's garage kitty. I would garage. Oh! Yeah. That's it.
It's garage kitty.
I would maybe do that.
Well, anyway, I just found it really fascinating.
You know, we've always talked about, we've even talked about with Billie Eilish, the value of journaling.
And you read from your journal and it's always so great.
But look at this.
This is recording history, like journaling as a historical record.
I thought it was fascinating. I absolutely love it. Anyway, everyone like journaling as a historical record. I thought it was fascinating.
I absolutely love it.
Anyway, everyone keeps journaling.
I love journaling.
I love journaling.
It's healthy.
It's good for you.
Also, it comes back around years later.
So all right.
Here's something I'm very, very excited to talk about,
which is I get a lot of Star Wars mail.
Uh-huh.
Some of you that listen to the podcast will know why.
It's because I love Star Wars.
We have discussed Star Wars in depth on the show,
and Jenna does not know Star Wars,
and it wounded me in a way I still am not over.
I'm sorry.
Oh.
I know people were mad when I didn't know what a Jedi was.
I know.
Well, I was asking earnest questions.
Well we got a fan mail flurry about your lack of Jedi knowledge, and I'm going to share
some of it.
But first I'm going to give a shout out to someone in the audience who made us adorable,
mini baby Yoda's...
Shae!
They are so cute.
Woo!
Oh, you have one wickie.
Oh my gosh.
They are so adorable.
Mine hangs in my office.
I see it every day.
Mine's on my bookshelf.
Same.
I love it.
I didn't want to put it on the tree
because I didn't want the cats to mess with it.
It lives in my office.
And also I want to read a few letters from folks who have my same passion for Star Wars
that Jenna does not.
Here we go.
This is from Brian S. Hi office ladies.
I'm in the middle of listening to Michael's last Dundees and the discussion on the Jedi's
is making me spill my coffee all over my computer.
I think it was Sam's quote, I'm so viscerally mad line that did it.
It reminded me of Jim and Andy discussing Battlestar Galactica with Dwight listening behind them.
To the point where I almost thought Jenna was faking her lack of Jedi knowledge,
just to get a reaction. Sometimes these conversations are even better
than the episode recaps. She was not faking Brian, she's very clueless about Jedi's.
Robert D wrote in and said, first all, I love the show, I've listened to everyone so far,
but secondly, while listening to the show, I had so many actual laugh-out-loud moments,
mostly during the Star Wars Jedi discussion. I actually spoke out loud to the show, I had so many actual laugh-out-loud moments, mostly during the Star Wars Jedi discussion.
I actually spoke out loud in the car.
Angela, just stay calm!
But I forgot there were other people in the studio with you, specifically Sam, Sam
they call you out again.
When he came on and said, I'm getting viscerally mad, I almost drove off the road.
Now, I'm very excited because we got a question from Lauren,
who's in the audience today.
Lauren from Fort Collins.
Lauren, are you here?
Yay!
Woo!
OK.
Lauren wrote in and said, Angela, if you were a Jedi,
what color would your lightsaber be?
And where would you be from?
Oh, Lauren.
Oh, Lauren.
Well, you know, some say that the color of your saber
identifies you, right?
Like Darth Vader's was red.
Maybe he had some aggression clearly.
And most Jedi's have blue lightsabers,
which is supposed to represent righteousness.
But I love race storylines so much and I love
that her lightsaber at the end ends up being yellow and I like to think it's like new dawn,
new beginnings, right? I'm see I'm a geek, I'm a total geek for Star Wars. So round about answer
Lauren, yellow, I would like a yellow lightsaber please. And then as far as location, you know,
yellow, I would like a yellow lightsaber, please. And then as far as location, you know,
I'm kind of a sucker for old school,
like Forest Moon of indoor,
because I wanna hang out with the Ewoks.
I wanna go up in the trees.
I wanna see their village.
And I know, listen, I know on Kashyyyk,
there's like a tree village thing too,
but I gotta go with the Ewoks.
But, you know, Jenna has no idea what I'm talking about.
I will admit that I don't understand a lot of what you said.
However, I have an announcement. Sam, you might want to come in here for this.
What? Does Sam know about it? No. You bring Sam in from the booth. I'm bringing Sam in from the booth.
Did you meet Mark Hamill?
What?
Oh!
No!
No!
Luke Skywalker!
I know who Luke Skywalker is because this lady
watched Star Wars!
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's it! So, you know, with my broken shoulder, I have to ice several times a day. Yeah. So this week while I was icing my shoulder
I watched all of Star Wars from beginning to end without falling asleep once in 30 minute increments. You watched all the movies? My god, no. You, I watched Star Wars colon a new hope, which I want you to know was very confusing for
me as I was calling through all of them.
Well, I have questions.
I have questions, but I watched the whole thing.
Okay.
And I'll say this, because I have questions, but I want you to know.
I liked it. Ah!
Oh!
What?
Good.
What?
How many years have you been on this planet?
And you are, I have a long, if we've been friends
and you've been throwing shade in Star Wars for years.
Ah!
Oh my God.
I really liked it.
So much so that I have started Empire's
come on!
Which is so good!
Okay, so-
So what are your questions?
I can't imagine-
I don't believe that she's like this.
I can't.
First of all, I just say this.
I don't believe it.
I want to say something in my defense. So the first 23 minutes of the movie,
because I looked, has no human protagonist.
You meet Princess Leia for a hot second.
Right.
And then everybody is in a costume that covers their face
or they're a robot or they're an R2.
And they're in the sand.
Yeah.
And it's like it takes a long time.
Tatooine.
Tatooine, Tatooine, Tatooine is a turtle.
Yeah.
Luke Skywalker, it takes a while.
So I will say this, I was attached to R2D2 immediately.
Like when they were gonna maybe not buy him
when they bought C3PO, my heart was racing, I was like,
don't leave him behind.
I know, he's very cute.
So I was able to hook in,
but in my childhood, I never made it to Luke Skywalker.
I-
You never made it 23 minutes.
I didn't make it 23 minutes.
Too many robots.
Yeah.
Because I remember I had memories of the sand
and all of that, and then I had no memories until the trash compactor, I think I had memories of the sand and all of that and then I had no memories until the trash compactor
I think I woke up because I remembered from the trash compactor to the end.
Okay.
The middle part is great.
The movie?
Yeah.
But here are a few of my questions.
Okay.
I don't understand Darth Vader's position in the hierarchy, in the hierarchy,
because there seems to be a different guy that's in charge,
and I don't understand who the ruler is,
are the general, the guy who's calling all this,
the one who blows up the planet.
Yeah, yeah.
I know, I know.
That's the death star, lady.
I know, you're I know. That's the death star, lady. I know.
You're expecting us to react more.
We've just, we've seen it.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I know.
This is new to you.
Yeah, he does.
He blows up the planet.
We're like, yeah, crazy.
He's a bad guy.
Yeah, yeah.
That's wild.
So one of my questions is, why do they wear the white outfits?
The stormtroopers?
Why?
What?
Easy visibility, I guess.
This is not the question I saw coming from you.
Well, it's not armor, because you can shoot right through it very easily.
It seems cumbersome.
They seem to move more slowly because of it.
They're less agile.
It didn't make sense to me. I didn't understand why they forced their army
to wear these outfits.
Also clearly there's a height requirement
because everyone is exactly the same size.
It visually is very cool.
It didn't make logical sense to me.
I didn't understand.
You're gonna have to let go of logic.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna have to keep watching
until they get to the Clone Wars, which is a whole
of movies about the stormtroopers and why they're the same height.
Oh, will that be explained to me eventually if I keep going?
By the way, if you can watch really close the game, you're gonna hate it.
Yeah.
I guarantee it.
If you watch really closely, I think it's an Empire Strike back.
My friend and I would like watch it rewind, watch it rewind. One of the stormtroopers is just a little bit taller than everybody else,
and they're all marching through the tunnel, and he hits his head and he goes all the way back.
And comes back like a rubber band like mine. Oh, because he was a little bit too tall for the tunnel.
Yeah. Background catch. I have a background catch from Star Wars, and I wonder if any of you noticed.
What? One of the guys, one of the leaders of the rebels
Yes is
Is explaining the information that they have gotten from the right where she the death star in the middle. That's right
He says princess Leah
Calls are princess Leah. He doesn't call her Leia.
Oh, but they left that in.
Yeah.
Rude.
You got a lot more.
Love, love.
Well, there you have it, guys.
Well, I'm honored.
I'm honored that you watched it.
You thought it made me.
Yes, I can't believe it, Sam.
I'm in the middle of Empire Strikes Back.
He just fought off the wormy creature
and he's looking for Yoda.
Yeah. Yoda. Yeah.
Yoda.
Yeah.
It'll soon be clearer.
Sam, we need to discuss.
I feel like we need to download.
All right.
I can't believe you like it.
It's going to take me a minute.
I don't. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, we been friends? I don't know. 27?
I don't love it, lady.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
And you're going to get started.
I'm in Star Wars merch.
I'm in Star Wars merch.
Enough.
I don't want any merch.
Get ready.
I have the Star Wars.
I have the cutest Star Wars pajamas.
Oh, boy.
I got them at Target a few years ago.
I don't know if they still make them,
but get ready for Star Wars pajamas. I don't want to wear it. I don't want. I got them at Target a few years ago. I don't know if they still make them, but get ready for Star Wars.
But I don't want to wear it.
I don't want to wear it.
Twining.
But I might this Halloween.
What?
What?
I might go as Princess Leia.
Yes, no.
In the outfit at the end of the movie when she's putting the medals on them,
that's a white outfit with a braid and nothing necklace.
There is a chance someone might mistake you for a bride.
No.
It's kind of a bridey vibe.
It's a little bridey vibe.
I'm sorry, you know the movie you won't miss me.
Oh, shame!
No, no, the star was shame.
OK.
All right, well, I think we should take a break.
Because when we come back, we have an audience question
from Charles.
Yay!
Applause!
Applause!
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So here's the recipe.
He did a gingerbread cookie, right?
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And then in the middle, he put the Hershey's kiss candy cane.
That's the one that's the white with the little red swirl.
Yes.
It's my favorite. That one is my favorite. I will bring some of these cookies in for you guys.
And then everyone out there listening, I will put the recipe in our stories. It's so festive and
cute. You're going to love it and delicious. Well, Josh is baking with kisses. I decorate with
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And remember earlier, when I said that my mom stole my Santa hat kisses?
Yeah.
So the folks at Hershey's sent both of us these amazing gift baskets full of kisses.
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I need these for my elf.
Let me explain.
She has this elf candy dispenser
and she likes the Santa hat kisses for it.
It's a tradition.
So she asked if she could have some
and I said, of course, sure.
And then, Angela, I'm not getting you.
She took the entire bag and put it in her purse.
She stole my bag of Santa hat. I just love bag and put it in her purse. She stole my bag of Santa
half. I just love that she put them in her purse. She took these are going home with me.
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Well, we are back, and like Angela said, we have a question from Charles and our audience
Charles, I loved this question.
Where are you?
Hi.
There you are.
Alright, Charles asked which one-off character or guest star do you wish had a longer story
arc and what do you imagine that arc might be?
Such a good question.
This is who came to mind to me immediately.
Okay.
Michael's improv teacher, Chris.
Yes.
He was played by Michael Noughton.
I just, I would have loved to have seen more
of the improv class, but then I thought,
what if in order to try to manage Michael
in the improv class, Chris was started reaching out
to Dundermiflin employees to learn more about Michael in the improv class. Chris was started reaching out to Dunder Mifflin employees
to learn more about Michael.
Mm-hmm.
Just if he invited Jim to lunch.
Yeah.
What might they talk about?
I don't know.
I would love to see that lunch.
But there was another one too.
Another storyline that never went anywhere
that I just wanted to see more of was Pam's administrative mentor Sue
over in Vance Refrigeration,
the one that Phyllis hated.
Yeah, Phyllis doesn't like her outfit.
I wanted to see more of Pam and Sue.
I wanted to see Phyllis sabotage this relationship.
I don't know.
I would have loved to have seen that.
I love that.
Okay, well here's what I thought, Charles.
OK, did you guys remember in season six,
it's St. Patrick's Day, and everyone is staying late,
because Joe is there, and Michael's
like feeling like, oh, I can't let everyone leave.
And they're there so late that the cleaning crew comes in
with music blaring.
Yes.
And then they're like, oh, sorry, sorry.
I want to know more about this cleaning crew.
I was like, did, did, like, is there any footage of them?
Did the documentary crew capture them?
I want to know more about what they do after hours.
Yes.
Or like, when Dwight would sleep on the couch
and be clean around him.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And then also, you know, we recently watched trivia
in season eight.
I am obsessed with the receptionist at Saber.
Same.
Stephanie, like everything she says when she's like,
that must be so frustrating for you.
Yes, everything.
I want to know more about her.
Maybe she has a gym.
Maybe she has like this love in her office.
But with sidebar kind of snarky comments, I don't know.
I like all of it.
I want to see those folks. Charles, we want to know if you have an answer to your question.
Thank you for having me. I kind of want to know what happened to Kevin MacAils character after he was kidnapped.
Yes, did they refuse to ever deliver pizza to us again? Yeah. Yes. How does he tell that story to others?
Yes.
I like it.
That's a good one.
I like it.
Thank you so much.
So much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
One of the things I loved about that question, too,
is it just really made me think about all of the characters
that just had one off over the course of the 90s and there are so many rich, amazing day players that came on the show.
I did also think of Moraterni as Mrs. California.
And how much I would have loved for them to have maybe, I don't know, what if Mrs. California
and Andy started dating?
Right?
And that's the best. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no So, I would love to give a shout out to everyone that sends us invitations to their weddings.
We get so many.
I open every single one.
You know, we divide up the mail, but we go through it all.
I had a stack of wedding invitations.
My son came in my office and said, are we invited to all of those weddings?
Because I think he thinks, oh, I have to wear suit.
You know what I mean?
We do divide up the mail mail and I want you to know
that I always make sure that Angela gets all the wax seals.
I'm very excited about that.
I love a wax seal.
I love a wax seal.
And then I also love all the little details.
I'm gonna share two really quickly.
I just appreciate so much the thought
that people put into their invites.
So Scott and Victoria and Arroyo Grande, California,
they did a Polaroid but they made it a magnet. This they're safe the day.
That's so cute. I really love a magnet as a safe the day. Me too, because you're not
going to miss it. No. Yeah. And you get a photo of people you care about. And then
this I thought was so cute. This envelope says with love from the future fritzes.
And please show the wax seal.
Did I say?
Did I say?
Sorry, yes, wax seal.
Oh, applause for wax seal.
You love it.
I love it.
So this is Katie and Jared, and they're the future fritzes.
And they have a few items here, but it's all paper
clipped with a little letter F.
That is so cute.
Isn't that so cute?
These are things I get excited about, you guys.
I don't know what it says about where I'm at in life,
but you send me a paperclip in the shape of your last name.
I'm gonna get excited.
And, oh my goodness, this is something that I really
want to share.
So we also, obviously, we get a lot of invitations
to baby showers and graduations.
So many young people graduated this year from high school and college and
synesthr graduation invitations.
And I want to share a letter we received from Spencer and Bellingham, Washington.
She wrote to us and said that we really helped her get through college.
She just received her BA in early childhood development.
And she went on to say that during the pandemic,
she took up running,
and she would listen to the podcast as she ran,
but unfortunately in 2022,
she got long COVID and ultimately had to have surgery
on a blockage in her femoral artery,
and during that time, she couldn't listen to the podcast.
But now she is post-surgery and she can walk again
and she said it's so motivating,
even when it's really painful as she regains her muscles
that she gets to hear our voices again.
And that just meant so much to me.
I just know that we're there for her
and Spencer, if you hear this
and you're listening to us right now as you're on a walk,
I just want you to know I'm thinking of you. That means so much to me too. You know, Spencer,
in my own way, I can relate a little bit back in April, I broke my shoulder, which I am still
rehabbing. I've got tape on it today. It's going to be about a year they said before I'll have a fully functioning shoulder.
And so I just know what it is like to have to fight just to have an ordinary day with nothing extra in it. And also how the triumph that it is to be able to go on that first walk. Yeah.
Post-long COVID, post-surgery.
And so I just want to say to you, Spencer, keep fighting.
I'm over here fighting my fight.
I know there's a lot of other people out there doing their thing
to fight their fight.
We all have something, right?
We all have the thing we carry with us.
We've talked about that even with anxiety in your backpack.
Sometimes your backpack is chronic physical pain.
Sometimes your backpack is a medical issue.
But we're just gonna stay in it.
We're gonna stay in it together.
And if this podcast gives you any relief,
that brings me so much joy because doing this podcast
gives me relief.
Oh, lady.
Thank you.
I love you.
I love you. I love you.
I love you.
I love you, guys.
I love you. I love you, guys.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you, guys.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you, guys.
I love you.
I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Now, I do want to share also about couples that listen to our podcasts in their courtship.
It means so much to me.
I just think it's so adorable.
And a lot of you write in about it, especially when you send your wedding invitations and
save the dates.
And I got one also, Jenna, about our audiobook.
So Josh and Jenny wrote in from Madison, Wisconsin.
They are getting married this summer, and they said,
Jenna and Angela, we listen to your podcast on every long drive we make,
and we loved your audiobook.
Thanks for keeping us sane and laughing.
And I don't know Jenny and Josh, but I pictured the two of them in their car on a long commute, and you and I are just like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah So, book club. Yeah, yeah. We did a Zoom with all the members of her book club.
Well, there were several people in that book club
who have never watched the office,
and we got letters, and they said,
I'm glad I read your book,
because then I started watching the office,
and then I realized you had a podcast,
but who could have imagined that the book
would be the way in?
I know, I'm so glad.
I'm so glad that they've gotten like nine seasons of entertainment.
I can't even believe that. That's crazy. Yeah. Speaking of books, you know, lady, for a long time,
we have talked about starting a book club. I might have our very first book. Okay, you told me that
you were going to do this. So I want you to know, I don't know what her book is. Yeah. I also have a book.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
All right.
Well, there's no way you can guess my book.
There's no way.
You're never guessing my book.
OK.
This, oh well, you're not guessing my book.
OK.
OK.
So my book was sent to me from Mary W. She said, dear Angela,
I work at a library.
And when I first saw this title, I immediately
thought of you.
You got to look at the title of this book. Here it is. I'm very intrigued.
It's hot to try.
Hot to try.
No. Yep, Mary goes on to say,
maybe it will inspire a plot for mom detectives.
Which she's very much looking forward to,
and I'll tell you why.
Mary, I cannot wait to read this book.
Hot to trot is part of a mystery series.
No, it is not.
By MC Beaton, here's a summary for Hot to trot,
which by the way has a little mystery spyglass thingy
on the front, and it says queen of the village mystery.
Here we go.
Private detective Agatha Raisin immerses herself
in the glittering lifestyle of the fabulously wealthy
when Sir Charles Freyth is accused of murder.
And Agatha is named as his accomplice,
a high society wedding, a glitzy mast ball,
and an introduction to the world of international show jumping
where the riders are glamorous, the horses are beautiful, and entry runs deep.
Leaving Agatha with a list of suspects as long as a stallion's tail.
Agatha must uncover the truth before a net of skulled duggery
closes around them. And if events weren't complicated enough,
Agatha's ex-husband James Lacey
is back in Carstley and back in Agatha's heart.
Pfft.
Wow.
Hut to trot.
I was gonna ask you if the Hut to trot meant angry or if it meant...
I know it to mean, but it clearly is in relation to the horses.
Oh well, trotting.
Well, hot to trot is about this glitzy world of show jumping.
Yes.
But it's also about James Lacey being back in her heart.
She's hot to try.
Yes.
Can I share my book with you?
Yes.
Okay, this was a tip sent in by Lea W.
After our interview with BJ Novak.
Okay.
Mr. Maybe.
Oh!
You don't want to be a Mr. Maybe.
Yeah, because in our interview, I said,
I don't want to Mr. Maybe.
You did.
Well, there's a book called Mr. Maybe I bought it. I think it came out back in like
1999 early 2000s and the plot is a little dated
Okay, so here's what it says I have to type it out cuz I can't read the back
It says our main character is Libby Mason. And it says, to Libby Mason, Mr. Wright
has always meant Mr. Rich.
Oh.
Yes.
So here's the thing.
Libby is dating a sexy, struggling writer named Nick,
but she won't commit to him because he's not wealthy.
But then she meets Ed, who is, quote,
Britain's wealthiest but stodgiest bachelor.
Oh, stodgy.
Mm-hmm.
Libby soon finds herself weighing the advantages
of Nick's sexual prowess and tender heart,
sexual prowess.
Yes.
Against Ed's luxurious lifestyle
and unlimited retail therapy.
So Libby's trying to decide between these two guys.
Oh my god, Libby, Libby, Libby.
Libby, I just have to say, sexy tender-hearted,
this is not a hard decision.
You're going with sexy tender-hearted.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
So that's why I say this is kind of dated.
Ladies, I don't feel like
this is our struggle today. We're not, we're all picking sexy tender hearted. I think, right?
This reminded me, though, of that... Of course we are. I would say yes. I can't speak for everybody.
Well, I don't know. Someone might want Stagy with benefits. I don't know. Staggie and an unlimited bank.
I mean, you make poor ed sound horrible in the back cover.
I mean, maybe he has other quality.
Wait, Dean, maybe he's handsome, but Thunzei.
I don't know.
This did remind me of that quote from Cher.
That I love.
I love this quote.
I love it.
You know it.
When her mom told her to settle down in Marriott Richman
and Cher said, Mom, I am a rich man.
That's right, Shera.
You tell us.
All right, and now for my bird people, I have a fellow hummingbird fan in the audience
who made me a hat to feed hummingbirds.
Made you? Made me a hat to feed hummingbirds? Made you?
Made me a hat.
Michelle, I'm going to eat it.
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to take a picture of you.
Michelle, please come up here.
Michelle, I have some questions for you about this hummingbird hat.
First of all, does this hummingbird hat work?
Will they come?
Yes, you have video proof of this.
Okay, my Instagram.
Yes, we'll have to share.
You've used it.
It's a straw hat.
She's put flowers on it and the little hummingbird thingy pods.
You just got to put some sugar water in it.
Put some sugar water in it.
How still and how long did you have to sit before your first hummingbird came? It depends. You have
to sit very still. And the first couple times they came because they flutter up to you, I jerked away,
but you get used to them coming so close. Okay, oh my god, I can't wait. Also, any tips in
wearing the hummingbird hat that you've learned with your experience?
The only thing I do is remove all the other feeders,
like take away the other food sources
so that you are the only food site, the food store.
Yeah.
You can double it with the shield,
because you have a shield doing it.
I do, I also, I got a shield for my birthday.
A what?
Josh got me, in fact, I opened Michelle's hummingbird hat first and he was like,
dang it, Michelle! Because he got me. It's like, I don't know, Michelle, how do you describe
it? It looks like a show. You know those COVID face masks things? Yeah. We have one and
I upcycled it into a DIY hummingbird theater, but you, they basically come up to your face
and you have your face and is amazing.
Oh wow!
Yeah, okay. The shield covers your face like you're like you're a welder.
Yes, you're like you're not.
You have little hummingbird pods on your face.
It's not weird.
I have a question.
Okay.
Would you like want to wear sunglasses or something?
Because it would like further trick them because they can't see your eyes. I don't know why.
Do you think hummingbirds are gonna look me directly in the eye?
I
don't know because their eyes are so little but they like as a predator like if they think you're like if you sit really still with your hat and your shield and your eyes behind sunglasses.
Michelle when I started wearing this cool hat,
I would wear sunglasses, because I was afraid they were going
to like poke my eyes out.
But they never did.
Don't worry.
No, I don't.
OK.
I was seeing it as like a way to make them feel safe, not
as like for your safety.
I've heard they can recognize faces.
I don't know if that's true, but they get used to you.
So they'll be in dear to you.
Okay, I can't wait. Thank you, Michelle.
Yay!
Angela, would this be a good time for me to share about some mail that we received over the
Jim and Pam's first kiss controversy?
Yes, we are still getting mail about this.
Yes.
Was it the Dundees?
Was it Casino Knight?
I know my feeling.
I know.
And I know that you tried to prove your point
that it happened at the Dundees
because in the show, Michael's last Dundees,
you found some new dialogue in the script.
I'm gonna reshare it to refresh our memory.
You shared that there was a scripted line that got cut out,
but Michael was going to describe the dundies this way.
Quote, it's a magical night, D'Angelo,
and not just because we recognize fellow employees,
people fall in love.
Pam and Jim had their first kiss there.
And then the script said, Pam and Jim look at each kiss there. And then the script said,
Pam and Jim look at each other and smile a little.
That's true.
Well, in that podcast,
you kind of convinced me because I've been saying that it was Casino Knight.
Paul B. and Minnesota,
Paul is the pastor at Minnesota United Methodist Church.
He wrote in, and he had this to say,
Pastor Paul wrote in, y'all.
Yes.
Love the pod, y'all are the best.
I'm writing to say that despite what the script appears to say,
I am still firmly in the camp that Jim and Pam's first kiss was not at the dundies.
Oh, Pastor Paul!
Yes.
Paul says, I appreciate y'all, said y'all. I appreciate y'all sticking to the script since everything has to be consistent, but the script doesn't say that their first kiss was at the Dundies.
It says Michael Scott says their first kiss was at the Dundies, and of course he would say that because he wants matchmaker cred. This is his evidence of the magic that is the Dundies.
So this is Michael's perception of what happened.
Because he's trying to brag about the Dundies.
Paul goes on to say yes.
The script says that Jim and Pam look at each other
and smile, but I think it could be
because Jim and Pam have an ongoing debate
about the kiss as well.
Pastor Paul has thought a lot about this.
Yes.
Pastor Paul says, perhaps Jim, like John,
thinks it was their first kiss,
but Pam, like Jenna, believes that it was casino night.
And then Paul says, be strong, Jenna, be strong!
Don't let Angela Corruptor think in.
We also got a letter from Gabrielle S. She's a schoolteacher
in Alabama who said this, as I have listened to every episode
of the podcast, I have been following the back and forth
discussion about when Jim and Pam had their first kiss.
And I was very surprised to hear Jenna concede
that it might not be casino night.
Then Gabrielle says this.
So I'm eating an English muffin this morning.
Is this my journal?
While watching Goodby Tobey Part 1, and Jim shared with Michael when he and Pam had their first kiss.
It is at 14 minutes and 28 seconds and he says,
the first time we kissed was right outside,
thus making it clear that even Jim believes
their first kiss was Casino Knight,
Jenna, you should have stood your ground.
So I went back, I rewatched it,
and in the scene, Jim is trying to explain to Michael
how he should slow play things with Holly.
Uh-huh.
And he's explaining the history of his relationship with Pam.
Okay.
Here is the clip from Goodby Toby Part One
that Gabrielle is referring to.
Let's hear it.
Here, Michael, you can quarter as you get to know her, you know?
I mean, the office is a great place for that.
Pam and I, we got to know each other right out there.
I mean, first time we joked around was at my desk.
And the first meal we ever had was in the break room, actually.
We were at two separate tables, and I remember that.
First time we kissed even was right outside.
And look, all I'm saying is that you can get to know someone really, really well.
Like I did right here at work.
Right here.
At work.
Right there, not at Chili's.
No, case closed.
I'm sorry, case closed.
You know what?
What?
All right.
OK.
OK.
To make it official, to make it official,
let's do a poll.
Show of hands.
Who thinks their first kiss?
You have all the evidence now.
I'm not right.
Oh, lights up.
Lights up.
Uh-huh.
We're going to see how you vote.
Who thinks their first kiss was casino night
Who thinks it was Dundee's?
Yes, there are bad roads Dundee's head out hold out I mean I have three in the back row in front row. Oh my gosh. I have multiple people here
but most people
agree with me and
with logic and reason and evidence
I just want to say something to you and Pastor Paul for one second.
Pastor Paul, first of all, I want to come to one of your sermons
because I feel like you really pill back the layers.
But here's what I want to say.
If we're going to have this debate and really have a true honest debate about this,
then I need to know what Jim and Pam think is a kiss.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you, background.
You need to define a kiss.
Yeah, define a kiss because I thought to lips lock.
I know, but lips can touch other lips.
Excuse me.
Also, by the way, it wasn't a full lip.
It wasn't full lip to full lip.
It was Pam pushing her lips to the side of Jim's lip.
I'm going to need a screen grab.
I'll get it for you.
OK.
And you'll see that I'm right.
And Jim doesn't even pucker.
That's not a kiss.
That is a hug. That's not a kiss. That is not a kiss.
That's not a kiss.
A kiss is like, a kiss is casino night,
and we all know it.
And it's why our hearts melted.
Fine.
Yes, that was, I would say, a technical open mouth kiss.
We're gonna get technical.
But lips touched, lady.
Lips touched.
There was lips touching.
It is not a kiss.
Oh my gosh.
I can't believe that we have not settled this.
I've never settled this.
I've never changed again.
I'm holding strong for Casino and I.
And that is totally fine.
But I will always be on the can.
Thank you, Emily.
I'm the can't.
For bringing me back to my sister.
Pastor Paul, Fabriela. All right, we can move camp. Thank you, Emily. I'm the camp. Paul, for bringing me back to my sister. Pastor Paul, sorry.
I'm a reala.
All right, we can move on.
Thank you to my back row and my handful of people over here.
Who witnessed lips touch lips?
All right.
Danielle from Somerville, Massachusetts, wrote in because Jenna, she loves our deep dives.
And in particular, she was very excited to hear about
the Summerville's fluff festival.
Okay.
Because she has been there.
Okay.
And she even brought us t-shirts from the fluff festival.
Here they are.
I love this.
I remember this.
I had never heard of this fluffernutter.
Yes, I said have you had a fluffernutter
and Jenna Snickerd, like I'd said a dirty word.
I'd never heard of this thing.
No, I made you a fluffernutter.
Oh!
Oh!
What?
Mm-hmm.
What's on it again?
It's peanut butter and fluff, like, you know,
marshmallow fluff and I got gluten-free bread.
It's very tiny.
It smells good.
It's peanut butter and fluff.
There's nothing else in it.
You don't want to buy?
No, I'm going to eat it.
Are you nervous about it?
Have you all ever had one of these?
Yes.
And they're good.
They're delicious.
OK, all right. I wanted to And they're good. They're delicious.
Okay, all right.
I wanted to eat it for breakfast.
I almost did.
I mean, my gosh.
I don't want this to become another star wars, but.
You don't like it!
Oh my gosh.
It's two sticky things.
Me, no, I mean, oh, so I can barely even talk.
All of the saliva has been sucked out of my mouth.
This is why jelly is important.
Well, because it smooths out the peanut butter.
I mean, I'm still eating it, though, I don't know.
It's too deep.
It's too deep to keep eating it.
You don't have to keep eating it, but that's a fluffernutter.
Okay.
I've now had a fluffernutter.
I've watched NARWARDS and I've had a fluffernutter.
Yay.
Where will it end?
All right, Angela.
Okay.
I have some beverages to share with you.
Okay.
Okay.
Can I have a little bit of the fluffernutter?
Yeah.
Here's the fluffernutters.
You can have as much of it as you want.
Okay.
Thank you for making it.
I'm glad I've tried it.
This is clearly my year of doing things for the first time.
Mm, that is so good.
Okay, here are some beverages.
First off, Michael M. sent us Sunny Cat Beer.
You know my cat's name is Sunny.
It's an orange cat.
He found this in St. Louis, Missouri.
Look at this.
In St. Louis? Sunny Cat Beer. Oh my god, that is so cute cat. He found this in St. Louis, Missouri. Look at this. In St. Louis?
Sunny cat beer.
Oh my god, that is so cute.
Yeah, I read about it.
They had a cat who passed away.
And this is an honor of their cat, Sunshine.
Sunny cat beer is a New England style pale ale
with tangerine peels.
Oh.
Right, so there's that.
Fancy beer.
And then also get this,
Carrie M. Centus, Cafe Disco beer. Oh, also get this, Carrie M. sent us
Cafe Disco beer.
Oh, so cute! Let me see.
That is so fun.
It's from the Stelwagen brewery in Massachusetts.
Well, we need to send a picture to Warren Hall said.
They wrote that episode.
It's like cute.
All right, I'm a sucker for packaging.
Carrie M. did say maybe don't drink that beer
because it might be really old.
Carrie had a hard time finding our address. So oh no you are not going to drink it.
I was that person in college guys.
It's stout. I don't hate it though. Okay, well here's Sunny Cat beer. Do you want to try
a sunny beer? Sure. Okay, it's real foamy. It's real foamy.
What's the thing where you do the grease off your nose and put it on the foam? Have you guys ever heard of that?
I'm showing my true colors. I can't, this, this, what, you know, it kind of reminds me of like a Guinness.
I don't mind, I don't mind Cafe Disco.
I think it's turned.
No, it hasn't turned.
That's tangy.
I don't mind Sunny Cat.
You'll like it better.
This just tastes like a gum. Oh yeah, this Sunny Cat beer has like, I taste the mind Sunny Cat. You'll like it better. This just tastes like a goat.
Oh yeah, the Sunny Cat beer has like,
I taste the tangerine.
I do.
Mm, that's a good beer.
Well, thank you very much.
You're welcome.
I did not get beer, but I have a great coffee hookup
for us all.
Mary Telly, the founder and CEO of the Electric City Roasting Company, sent all of us bags of boom-roasted coffee.
Woohoo!
Yes!
And?
Yes!
Well, you remember because I did a deep dive.
It all started when I was deep diving Andy's mug from the seminar.
And then that led me to the Zumos Cafe,
which then led me to the Electric City Roasting Company.
I got a letter from Anna S, who heard that episode,
who lives in Scranton.
Anna went to Zumos Cafe.
Anna sent us both mugs from Zumos!
Oh, I love it! I know!
We heart-scratt-n.
Mm-hmm.
Well, speaking of all of this food and beverages, I think we should wrap this up because we have
a little party plan for everyone that came today.
You know I love a party.
I was the head of the PPC and in real life I am.
And we have a really fun reception plan with food and beverages and little gift bags.
Yes, we have nifty gifties for everyone.
Everyone here is going to get an office lady's book bag filled with goodies.
There's really fun stuff in there including the boom roasted coffee and more from some really wonderful companies that contributed to the bag.
Yeah, you're going to get a backpack full of stuff.
Yes.
And so we just want to say thank you so much for listening out there.
Thanks for sending in your letters.
Thank you to the entire staff who put together this live recording.
Yeah, of our podcast.
Yes.
And just thank you guys so much for being here today.
We know you traveled from far places and you made a trip out of it. And it just means so much for being here today. We know you traveled from far places
and you made a trip out of it
and it just means so much to us
and you have been part of our journey for so long
and let's go have a little party together.
My party!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
That's great!
That's great!
Yay!
Woo!
Yay!
Yay!
Woo! Yay! Yay! Thank you for listening to Office Ladies. Office Ladies is produced by Earwolf, Jennifer
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is Sam Keifer. Our editing and mixing engineer is Jordan Duffy, and our associate producer
is Ainsley Bubbico. Our theme song is Rubber Tree by Creed Bratton.
Well there you have it, our first live episode of Office Ladies.
It was so special.
The energy in that room, it was so positive and it was so fun.
I loved it.
I loved it.
I loved getting to meet everyone.
I loved our little reception party afterwards.
And I want to do another one.
I'd be up for that.
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