Office Ladies - Second Drink: Drug Test

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

This week we're breaking down Drug Testing...JINX! Buy Me a Coke! We start off this episode by checking in with Kentapedia (Kent Zbornack) to get some facts straight on the shooting schedule, Jenna gi...ves some Micheal Scott trivia, and we get a little deductive sass from Dwangela. Then we get into Micheals fear of being drug tested, Dwight's hilarious struggle with helping Micheal pass his drug test, and Jenna does a deep dive on what could possibly make your urine green. Finally, Jenna talks about the three taps on the coke can moment, and we dig into the deleted scenes to find who left that joint in the parking lot.  Office Ladies Website - Submit a fan question: https://officeladies.com/submitaquestion  Follow Us on Instagram: OfficeLadiesPod Episode Transcription To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:19 I like to picture the kid stuck in the candy jar. Thank you, Sam. Thank you. Yeah, we got a lot of mail about it, which I'm not going to read. You're not going to read it? I'm not. But yes, people were very amused by this, Angela. And it's going to come up again. You say it again in another episode, and we got mail again.
Starting point is 00:01:39 Oh, man. It was in the convention. I get the phrases wrong. Yeah. Well, I wanted to start with a little correction of my own, actually. In this episode, one of my fast facts was talking about other famous Michael Scott's. I talked about an author named Michael Scott, and I guess I butchered the name of his famous book
Starting point is 00:02:00 on our podcast. Carrie Kay and Charlotte both wrote in and said, Jenna, the name of the book by Michael Scott is The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel. Flamel. Not flannel. Flannel. Flamel.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Flamel. Well, now you got it. Nicholas Flamel. Well, this is also the episode where Jim is doing impressions of people in the office. And Jenna, you mentioned that there are more of these in the deleted scenes. I found them in the superfan episode as well. A lot of it is how he moves his face, but I thought it would be fun to hear them since
Starting point is 00:02:35 we didn't play them the last time. Okay. I enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip. Jim does the best impressions. Nice. Kevin. Yeah. Do someone else. Angela. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:02:55 The eyebrow. Yeah. Yeah, he just like raises one eyebrow and looks really stern. But lady, have you seen the video? And I have a very vague recollection of doing this for something one day after work. They just pulled a bunch of us aside and asked us to do impressions of one another's characters. It's on YouTube. I have not seen this and I do not remember it.
Starting point is 00:03:23 You're not in it. So you must not have been there that day. Well then I feel okay that I do not remember it. Well, you're not in it, so you must not have been there that day. Well, then I feel okay that I don't remember it. Yes, it was in the final season. I remember they just sat us down and they would throw a character name at us and we had to just try to do an imitation. I was terrified. But I'm going to play the clip and then you see if you could guess who we were all doing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Here we go. That's Michael. Five minutes. That's what she said. Tuna! And this is just everyone doing their best gym face. Oh, have I shown you pictures of my new cats? I think impressions are dumb and I don't like them. It is not my job to add up those columns. There's everyone doing me. That color makes you look horish.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Could you be any more? No, that's Chandler. I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I have flatulence. I have a gas problem. Aww, they're doing Phyllis? Poor Phyllis is stuck with the fart stuff. Yes! Yes! Just from the wedding episode? I guess so. But speaking of farts, I also recently found this letter
Starting point is 00:04:48 from Callie N., who said, "'I have a catch from the episode Drug Testing. "'I know this episode was done a while ago, "'but I just watched it again. "'And at 11 minutes and 28 seconds, "'if you watch Pam in the back of the conference room, "'she looks like she says, eww, "'and then waves her hand in front of her nose and makes a face like she smelled something bad.
Starting point is 00:05:09 So I thought maybe someone farted and Jenna smells it and breaks character and they just left it in. It's actually pretty noticeable if you're looking at Pam. I thought maybe if you guys do another revisit you could bring this up. Well, Callie, I went and watched. I saw what you're talking about, but I'll tell you what I'm doing. That is me trying not to sneeze. Oh yeah, because your allergies were so bad on set. So I like wrinkle up my nose and then I'm kind of like waving my hand,
Starting point is 00:05:37 like don't sneeze. Don't sneeze, don't sneeze. It was not because of a stinky fart. Finally, we had a lot of curiosity about the mystery woman in the background of this episode. Ken Ken 7 wrote in and said, "'On drug testing, when Dwight introduces himself
Starting point is 00:05:51 to the urinalysis lady, there is a mystery office worker in the background in the Annex.'" Well, we have the answer. Yes. That was Luann Kelly. Luann worked in the Annex along with Toby and Kelly in those early seasons. Yeah, and we started getting a lot of mail about her because we started doing
Starting point is 00:06:09 episodes where we were back in the annex more frequently or you could see her. We got a lot of mail. So we have mentioned this on the podcast before, but yes. Luanne. Luanne. Well, everyone, we hope you are as happy as a kid in a candy jar when you listen to our breakdown of drug testing. Here it is. I mean, what is the saying again? In a candy store.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Kid in a candy store. Bull in a china cabinet. That's what I get. You know, also in a shop. Also in a shop. The bull is also in the shop. In a china shop. Why do I want...
Starting point is 00:06:43 How did the bull get in the cabinet? I don't know. I don't know. You just want to put everybody in the things. I want to put everybody in the cabinet. Alright, here's drug testing. I'm Jenna Fisher. And I'm Angela Kinsey. We were on The Office together.
Starting point is 00:07:04 And we're best friends. And now we're doing the ultimate office rewatch podcast just for you. Each week we will break down an episode of The Office and give exclusive behind the scenes stories that only two people who were there can tell you. We're The Office ladies. Good morning. Good morning folks. Welcome to your drug testing.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Season two episode 20 written by Jen Salata and directed by Greg Daniels. What a team. Such a great duo. Here's a little summary of this episode. Dwight finds half a joint in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot. He launches an investigation. Oh, man. A very elaborate investigation.
Starting point is 00:07:47 He is like a kid in a candy jar. In the DVD commentary, Jen, who wrote this episode, said they were very curious about what would happen if we got to see Dwight in action in his uniform, you know, the Lackawanna sheriff uniform, and really investigating. And this was something they had on a card on the wall. It was like Dwight in uniform comes to office. What happens? Oh, well, this is what happens guys. This episode is what happens. Also in this episode,
Starting point is 00:08:22 Pam jinxes Jim, who then can't talk for the entire day until he buys her a coke. Because he's clearly in love with her because what grown man would do that. You have to suspend belief a little bit. We got a few questions about what is jinx. Really? People weren't as totally familiar with jinx or the rule of jinx. It's a kid game where if you say something at the same time as someone, you just say jinx or the rule of jinx. It's a kid game where if you say something at the same time as someone, you just say jinx and then the person can't talk. Now my kids play it, the way they play it is you have to say their name five times and then they're unjinxed.
Starting point is 00:08:56 I grew up playing it exactly the way Jim and Pam play it. Jinx, buy me a Coke. Really? The exact same way. Oh, see I grew up with it jinx and then you have to wait till someone says your name three or five times. Yeah, no, this was exactly how like I knew the game to be played. Wow. All right. Well, there you go. All right. Should we get into some fast facts? Let's do it. Fast fact number one. This was the last episode we shot before
Starting point is 00:09:22 leaving for summer hiatus break. Yes, I have this in my journal, guys. I have some good journal stuff that I'm going to like sprinkle through this. But yeah. So if you notice, this is a really big Dwight episode. Yes. Big Dwight storyline. Steve needed to get off early to film a movie over his summer hiatus.
Starting point is 00:09:43 So Steve only worked one day this week. And Kent Subornak, our line producer, who by the way, is my new source for info. Kent, thank you. And Jenna has told me she's hitting you up a lot and you always have a speedy reply and she loves that. I do. It's a speedy reply and it's a meaty reply. Speedy and meaty.
Starting point is 00:10:04 That's right. That's what she said. Oh, you don't want speedy meaty. Oh no. Oh Lord. We're going to get the E again. Okay. Well, I told Kent, I'm going to start calling him Kentopedia.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Kentopedia. I love that. Kentopedia. Oh, that's good. So I went to Kentopedia and he told me that the day that Steve worked, we shot 14 pages of material. I feel like I need to give some context to that.
Starting point is 00:10:32 That is a huge amount. That's so much. So every page of a script generally equals one minute of screen time. So if a script is 120 pages, that movie will come in around 120 minutes. And so our scripts were usually around 35, 40 pages. They'd have to trim that. Down to 22 minutes. Imagine if you shot, like we were shooting, we shot like, what is that?
Starting point is 00:11:02 Like 25, 30 percent. Of the episode in one day. One day. We usually had five days. That was a marathon day. Marathon day. Well, I wrote in my journal that this was our last episode of the season
Starting point is 00:11:15 and we were all sort of giddy and that the accounting department, me, Brian and Oscar, the fake accounting department, you guys, we chipped in and got a coffee cart that came to the set. Oh, yeah. And we were really excited and we made a sign and everything because we would do this at the end of the season.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Cast members would get together and give gifts to the cast and crew. And so the accounting department chipped in. We got everyone coffee. And also, Jenna, I have in here that you were very excited this week because you got a Roomba. And I wrote that down. I was like, Jenna got a Roomba. It sounds really cool. You know what?
Starting point is 00:11:55 I went on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and I offhandedly made a comment about how I had really wanted a Roomba for Christmas and didn't get it or some story to this effect. And then I also told a story that I loved horror movies. Like two weeks later, the Roomba people sent me a zombie Roomba. That's crazy. It was a Roomba with a special zombie design on it. And I will tell you what, I was giddy. I must have just gone around talking about that Roomba. I remember your zombie Roomba.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Yeah. I thought it was creepy. I loved it. It cleaned the heck out of your floor. It sure did. We're not sponsored by Roomba. We are not. I had a dog and a cat and I was so grateful not sponsored by Roomba. We are not. I had a dog and a cat,
Starting point is 00:12:45 and I was so grateful for that little Roomba. Go around, get all the animal hair. Well, and then in the DVD commentary, I want you to know that the writers talked about how they felt like Pam was extra peppy in this episode. She hops, she kind of skips, she bounces up and down during a talking head. You know, there's all these little moments,
Starting point is 00:13:04 and they were like, do you think it's because Jenna knew she was about to start vacation? I think it was. You were just excited, because you were like, woo-hoo! We were all in a good mood. We were.
Starting point is 00:13:14 We were kids anticipating our summer break. It was hard to keep us concentrated on our schoolwork. It was just like that. Well, here's something that blows my mind when I think about this fact of shooting at last. That means that John and I had already filmed the casino night kiss. Oh yeah?
Starting point is 00:13:34 We filmed that already. Cause we shot out of order. Yeah. And so we had to like go back and erase that from our characters memory. Yeah, that hadn't happened. When we shot this episode. Before we go to fast fact number two,
Starting point is 00:13:47 the other thing is this was the week, I wrote a lot about this episode. This was also the week I brought my own camera that was black and white. I bought black and white film and I took a ton of photos. I have all these great pictures of rain in this Lackawanna sheriff with the black like tall boots in black and white.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Well, I know what we're doing with those photos, lady. I know what we're doing with them too. I don't know if we're allowed to say yet. I know, but it's going to be really exciting and you guys are going to love it. Yeah, we have been a little bit talking about it. Yeah, we're working on something. We're working on something to share those pictures with you. That's right.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Okay. All right. Fast fact number two. Speaking of Dwight's uniform, we got a lot of questions about that. So fan question from Bailey Lawson, was Dwight's volunteer uniform copied from the actual Scranton uniforms? I went to Kentopedia. Good.
Starting point is 00:14:45 And he said that the sheriff's costume was authentic to Pennsylvania, that Carrie Bennett, our wardrobe designer, she had done a lot of research on it, but they did take some liberties. The hat and the boots, those were generally worn by the Pennsylvania state troopers. The Pennsylvania sheriffs wore different hat and shoes.
Starting point is 00:15:07 But we thought, I don't know. They wanted to give Dwight that power. And the DVD commentary, Jen talks about her love of this hat. She loved him in this hat so much, her and Greg both did, that they kept wanting him to wear it. So you'll see in the episode, there'll be scenes without him in the hat and scenes with him in the hat. And then they also told her in makeup when he would take the hat off, they would go try
Starting point is 00:15:27 to fix his hair. And they're like, no, no, no, he needs to look like he has hat head. Yeah. So if you look at Dwight's hair in this, it's kind of smushed down because they wanted it to look like he had just taken his hat off. I think that's, I love that detail about our show. I do too. And Rain in the DVD commentary said he noticed a difference in how the ladies acted around him
Starting point is 00:15:47 this week in this uniform. He said all the ladies acted a little differently. We'll have to get him in here to give us more details on that. All right, so fast fact number three is not about this episode. It's not about Game of Thrones either. I just wanna say that. Okay. This is inspired by some fan mail that we got. It made me want to speak
Starting point is 00:16:10 about the Michael Scots of the world. I have no idea where you're going. I'm here for it. Well, I got this letter. ijinxedm33 wrote in in to say, trivia. There was a character on Young and the Restless named Michael Scott. Ah! He was locked in the basement by Victor Newman. Oh, Victor Newman was so evil. So I looked it up.
Starting point is 00:16:36 And yes, from 1981 to 82, there was this character named Michael Scott. He was played by actor Nicholas Benedict. So Michael Scott. He was played by actor Nicholas Benedict. So Michael Scott was a photographer and he had an affair with Victor's first wife, Julia. And so Victor locked him in a basement? Yeah. He locked him in his bomb shelter, which was in the basement. Victor was a very wealthy man. He probably had a whole bunker. Well, listen to what he did, though.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Why do I know all this about Young and the Restless? Okay, good. Did you watch it? My grandmother did, her stories, but she wouldn't admit to it. She'd say, she'd say, I don't even care anything about that, but she'd leave it on all day and what, and her stories would be playing in the background. So I watched All My Children. My mom watched All My Children when she nursed me.
Starting point is 00:17:24 And then she, she said that's how she got into it, was that it was on when it was time to nurse me as a baby. And then she watched it. I kind of grew up watching it with her, right? And then when I went to college, I arranged my class schedule so that I could be home to watch All My Children. Because it was on at noon. It was on ABC. Kelly Rippa was on it, by the way.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Oh yeah. And you know, we didn't have what we have now. We didn't have this like digital recording stuff. If you missed it, you missed it. You missed it. Well, listen to what Victor Newman did to poor Michael Scott in the basement. Oh no, Victor.
Starting point is 00:18:02 He fed him baked rats. Ew, Victor. He fed him baked rats. Ew, Victor! Yeah. He also put in like a live video feed so that Michael Scott had to watch Victor make love to Julia. Wow, that is twisted. Yeah. I want to be in the writer's room at Young and the Restless. I want to see what's on their I want to see what's on their cards off the wall. Yeah. Michael Scott in basement. Well, eventually Julia discovered what was going on and she freed him. Good.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Yeah. So he made it out alive. But he was there for years? Yeah. Wow. Okay. So next, Michael Scott, remember that bobblehead that was in the vending machine
Starting point is 00:18:46 at the beginning of Booze Cruise in the cold open? We talked about it. Okay. Cause is this when they put all of Dwight's things in the vending machine? This is the prank. Jim's prank on Dwight. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Got it. And you mentioned, oh, I think there's a Phillies bobblehead in there. There is a Phillies baseball player in there. Well, Jake Lauer and Penguins Lovely wrote in to say, the bobblehead in the vending machine is a baseball player named Mike Lieberthal. But get this, his name is Michael Scott. No.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Lieberthal. No. Michael Scott. I even looked that up. I didn't come across the middle name. Yeah. Wow. Another Michael Scott. All right, here's my last Michael Scott for you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:28 There's a famous Irish writer named Michael Scott, and he writes science fiction. Angela, you'd like him. Fantasy, horror. He's written over 100 books, and he's maybe most famous for this series called The Sec of the immortal Nicholas flannel But in all my reading about him, I am pretty sure his life has been made completely miserable by the character of Michael's Well, yeah because he's like this accomplished Novelist who was very famous and then when this man was like around 60 or 65 years old, a television show called The Office came around and turned his name into a joke. So we're very sorry, Irish writer Michael Scott.
Starting point is 00:20:14 But I hope now people go check out your books. Yeah. Well, there we go. I need to give them a plug there. I mean, they were at the top of the New York Times bestseller list and all. Oh, I want to check them out. I probably love them. Yeah. All right. Well, that's it. That's all I got for my fast facts.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Those were really good fast facts. I think we had a good time in that section. Thank you. Well, we'll take a break. All right. Let's get into this episode, Jenna. I have something right away at 43 seconds. Dwight starts his interrogation.
Starting point is 00:20:51 First one up is Kevin. And he says, here are the symptoms of marijuana use. Tell me if any of these remind you of someone. Number one, slow moving. Two, inattentive. Three, dull. Four, constantly snacking. Five, shows a lack of motivation.
Starting point is 00:21:11 Kevin responds, hey. Yeah. Okay, there is a blooper that I had never seen. I've watched a lot of these bloopers now, right? Yeah. And there's sort of different compilations of them on YouTube. I don't know how I missed it,
Starting point is 00:21:27 but there is a blooper where Kevin is talking to you at front reception and he goes, "'He said I was dull' and you can't get through it. You keep laughing." I could not do Kevin's scenes. Brian made me laugh so hard all the time. You had no lines. No.
Starting point is 00:21:47 All he said was, he said I was dull and you couldn't even look at him. I remember that. I remember shooting that. Yeah. Because I don't think we got it. I think the reason it's not in the episode is we never got a take of it.
Starting point is 00:21:58 I couldn't do it. I mean, I don't doubt it. That happens sometimes. Sometimes they were like, you know what? It's a wash. Nevermind. We have enough. We have enough. Sometimes they were like, you know what? It's a wash. Never mind. We have enough. We have enough.
Starting point is 00:22:07 And then Dwight in a talking head right after says, I like the people I work with, with the exception of four. Four people. Who are those four people? We got a lot of mail about that. Oh yeah. Well, what'd you find? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:20 People wanted us to name the four people that we think are the four people, with the exception of four people. Who do you think? Who do you think? Who do I think he does like or doesn't like? No, he says he likes everyone with the exception of four people. Who do I think he doesn't like? I think he doesn't like Jim. Oh, Jim is number one on the list for me. I think he doesn't like Creed. I would say Toby just because Michael hates Toby and Dwight loves Michael. He might.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Well, he likes Pam. We know that. Yeah. He's got a soft spot for Pam. I think he thinks Pam's decent. Maybe Ryan and Kelly. Maybe Ryan the temp because he's competition to him. And then maybe because he's competitive, maybe one of the other sales reps. I don't know. Yeah. All right. There you go.
Starting point is 00:23:13 We don't know though. We don't know who the four people are. They were never written down. That's one of those fun little things that we just give you to think about. Yeah. The writers. You tell us who you think. Yeah. So now we're in the kitchen, and Jim does an impression of Stanley. Yes. Followed by a Pam talking head doing an impression of Phyllis. Tina Kakelik, Michaela Moroney, and Katie Koles
Starting point is 00:23:37 all ask this question. Did the writers know that John could do impressions of Stanley ahead of time, or did they just write it and hope he could do it? Guys, John Krasinski's impressions were known and legendary. Guys, we're like 20 episodes in by now and we are all hanging out a lot. And in between scenes or when we were killing time and goofing off, John would do these impressions and we love them. John could be one of those Saturday Night Live people who does impressions of people. He is an amazing mimic.
Starting point is 00:24:10 The writers knew. The writers knew. It's on the DVD commentary too. They talk about it, about how great he is with impressions. I am horrible at impressions. You made me laugh really hard with your Phyllis impression. And then here's something I thought was so clever, is your talking head is by the kitchen door
Starting point is 00:24:28 that has a window and over your shoulder, you can see Phyllis and Jim. Yeah. Which is, Pam has some interesting talking heads location wise in this episode. I agree. Yeah. That was planned.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Yeah. They wanted you to see them in the background. Yeah. Instead of in the chair, where I normally sit. But if you to see them in the background. Yeah. Yeah. Instead of in the chair where I normally sit. But if you watch the deleted scenes, you can see John doing impressions of more people. So if you want more, you can have more. And they're great.
Starting point is 00:24:55 They're great. He does several of their members of the office. At 2 minutes, 19 seconds, we're in the conference room. Dwight is interrogating Kelly. I swear it looks like rain is going to break at any moment. Well, they could not get through this scene. I remember this like so vividly. Mindy was like on the floor.
Starting point is 00:25:15 She had disintegrated. And if you watch the scene when he goes, your ass is on the line. My ass is on the line. It barely cuts to Mindy. It's so quick. Because she couldn't get through it. That might be the only reaction they have where she isn't just giggling.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Yeah. I feel like Rainn is about to lose it right after he says, this is not Kelly Kapoor's story hour. Yeah. Like, he has to like, purse his lips a little bit. Uh-huh. I want you to notice something in this scene by the way.
Starting point is 00:25:47 What? Mindy's hair is up. Yeah. And kind of a twisty thing. It's a stylish twist. Yeah. Do you know why her hair is up? Is it because she got extensions? For casino night. And we shot casino night before this.
Starting point is 00:26:03 She's also wearing like a colorful shirt, but then like this pink sweater shawl thing. A very fuzzy shawl. Half sweater thing. Like an Angora sweater thing. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, that's why her hair is up because it's longer continuity. That's real good.
Starting point is 00:26:18 So next up, Dwight goes over to Ryan. He says, I want to search your car. Give me your keys. I want to search your car. And Ryan your keys, I want to search your car. And Ryan's like, no. He's like, no, you can't search my car. And then Dwight's like, you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?
Starting point is 00:26:33 Yeah. Ryan's like, okay, what's the hard way? Yeah. He's like, I go down, I get it. It's like multiple steps. And Ryan's like, yeah, I'll do it that way. Like, he's so like cocky. But through this whole exchange in the background is Angela Martin.
Starting point is 00:26:47 And she has the smugest look. She is so proud. She's like, oh, he will destroy you, Ryan. She's so, like, turned on by Dwight being this dude. I have from Robbie Austin. Uh-huh. He wrote in a sass catch. Oh! He wrote in about this moment, Angela,
Starting point is 00:27:11 that you're talking about. He said, I saw the unspoken Angela sass when Dwight was talking to Ryan about his car keys. There's a lot of Angela sass, but it's kind of guys, like, I don't know, like seductive sense. Oh, it's a little... She's so aroused by his displays of authority. Oh my gosh. I know. I know. I watched this with my daughter and she's like, Mom. She's
Starting point is 00:27:39 like, why are you looking at him like that? I was like, oh, honey, fast forward. Okay. I noticed something else in this scene with Ryan and Dwight. What? On Ryan's desk, he has a framed photo on his desk. And here's the thing, it's a very decorative frame. It's like a ceramic painted frame. It almost looks like a decorative ceramic tile.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Like someone, is it like someone handmade it? Kind of. Right? This looks like a decorative ceramic tile. Is it like someone handmade it? Kind of. Right? And then it's a photo of just one person dressed for winter. And I zoomed in and it kind of looks like it's a photo of BJ. Like he has a photo of himself on his desk. That is hilarious.
Starting point is 00:28:22 I just found it very interesting because the character of Ryan always seems like he has like one foot out the door, but he did take the time to put this treasured frame with a photo of maybe himself on his desk and he decorated his desk. I thought that was telling. Here's my backstory that has nothing to support it, you guys. This is my backstory. Made up in your head. My made up in my head backstory is that Kelly gave him that frame.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Kelly made that frame. That's a photo she took of him, probably against his will. And she put it in a frame and she gave it to him as a gift. And she decorated his desk because she has decided their boyfriend girlfriend. Ooh, I like that backstory.
Starting point is 00:29:03 That's my backstory. I like that. And if he takes it down, she's like, why did you take down my frame? Yeah, that was such a fun night. Remember that was the night that you gave me a ride? Remember? I like the story.
Starting point is 00:29:15 So next, Michael comes out of his office. He walks over, and he tells Dwight to take a chill pill. Take a chill pill? Chill out. He just mocks the investigation. Well, he calls him a narc. Yeah. And Dwight says, thank you.
Starting point is 00:29:29 That is a compliment. I have a little, I have a card at three minutes 58 seconds. Michael does this whole riff, right? About being stoned, but he clearly doesn't know what he's talking about. He's like, smoke my doobies. Yeah. Doobies with my brother.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Peace out, Seacrest. And you guys, do you remember when Ryan Seacrest hosted American Idol and he would end American Idol by saying, peace out, Seacrest. Or Seacrest out. He'd say, Seacrest out. I don't remember that. I so remember that. I had friends that would say it, Seacrest out. Like when they were leaving a party, they'd be like, Seacrest out. I'm like, all right, dork. Does he say that anymore? He doesn't.
Starting point is 00:30:07 I don't know, I don't know. But I looked up Seacrest out, and what was hilarious to me is the first thing that comes up is Michael Scott. Really? Yeah, peace out Seacrest. And then if you scroll down, scroll down, it will say Ryan Seacrest used to say this on American Idol.
Starting point is 00:30:25 We totally grabbed that piece of pop culture. We grabbed it. Seacrest out. At four minutes, eight seconds, I think it's always there, but I really noticed it in this episode. There's a shot of Michael talking to Jim, and the camera is situated such that you can see the couch in the reception area. Okay. There's a lamp next to the couch. Yeah. Hung on the wall, but behind the lamp
Starting point is 00:30:55 is a plaque. Who would hang something behind a lamp on a plaque? What is that plaque? I don't know, but I've seen it too. And it's like, it's just the most misplaced. Like, check it out. Four minutes, eight seconds. I think it's always there, but it really stood out to me. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. Up next, Dwight is going to interrogate Oscar. Oh, I loved this scene. Yeah. I mean, Oscar visited his grandma when he was like five and now he's like maybe a potential drug mule. That's what Dwight thinks. Have you ever pooped a balloon? That's what he asked Oscar. Oscar just leaves. I know for a fact, Rain had to have lost it on that line. I know it.
Starting point is 00:31:36 There's a little bit of B-roll of Oscar over at accounting that sort of leads into this scene in the conference room. And at four minutes 23 seconds, there's a shot of Oscar sitting at his desk on the phone and Angela, the dog poster is still on the partition. I saw that too. It's still there. They didn't take it down. They didn't take it down.
Starting point is 00:31:56 When will they take it down? Should we track it? Let's track it. Add it to the track it list. Also at four minutes 58 seconds when Oscar leaves the conference room after being interrogated, Jim is not at his desk in the background. I think John Krasinski got out of some background work. So now Dwight is, we have some footage of
Starting point is 00:32:16 Dwight recreating the crime scene in the parking lot. He's pretending to smoke the joint, throw it on the ground. Where would it land if he threw it on the ground? You know what he needs? Some tiny orange cones. Yeah. Now, when I watched that, I was like, at what point did Dwight not consider the warehouse or anyone else in the building?
Starting point is 00:32:38 No, he only interrogates Dunder Mifflin employees. Yeah. Is that because it was by a Dunder Mifflin employee's car, maybe? This is like a shared parking lot. Yeah. So I was like, Dwight, I'm questioning your investigation. We also have visitors come to the office park. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Right? I don't know. Interesting. So then, oh, just amazing. Dwight interviews Phyllis. I want more Dwight Philistines. I wish there were more, because I love her reactions. She is so funny in this.
Starting point is 00:33:12 She's so funny. Phyllis, you're so funny in this. Dwight shows her a picture of some marijuana, and he says, do you know what this is? And she says, it's marijuana. And he says, how do you know that? And she says, because it's labeled. Yeah, because it's labeled and he's so ticked off. Well, he's furious, right?
Starting point is 00:33:33 That it's labeled marijuana. So there's a deleted scene, you guys, that then Phyllis leaves the office and she has some attitude towards Stanley. And she's like, he just asked you what marijuana is. And then he's like, and she's like, you're welcome. Like she just gave him Intel. Yeah. But then my favorite deleted scene of all of them, if you have to watch one is Dwight comes out and goes, Stanley, you're next. And Stanley just takes a sip of his coffee and doesn't even look at Dwight. And he's
Starting point is 00:34:05 like, Stanley! And he just drinks his coffee. He doesn't get up. He doesn't say a word. And then he's like, okay, fine, Creed. Stanley's just not having it. Stanley's not budging. Yeah. Just drinks his coffee. Doesn't even look at him. Doesn't care. Oh my God. It was brilliant. Zero F's as the kids say. Well then Dwight does interview Creed and he shows him the same photo. He's cut off the label.
Starting point is 00:34:32 And Creed says, that is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica. And Dwight's like, no, damn it, it's marijuana. I looked it up. That is a real strain of marijuana. By the way, you should know how infrequently I type the word marijuana by the number of times I misspelled it in my document. Really don't know how to spell it. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:34:59 You're going to be okay. I'll be okay. The DVD commentary did say that someone in the writer's room, no names mentioned, is who contributed the North. The details. The details. The fancy name for it. So then Dwight interviews Jim, who suggests that it's actually Dwight.
Starting point is 00:35:17 It's Dwight's joint, but he just forgot due to his own marijuana use. This is like a Jim thing that he does that I love when he turns it back on someone. And he's done it to Michael, and he totally does it to Dwight, and Dwight gets so flustered. I loved it. So next we're in the kitchen, and Oscar asks to see Jim's Stanley impression.
Starting point is 00:35:37 And Stanley catches him. Oh, and Oscar hauls butt. He's like, I'm out. He leaves. I am not gonna get- So quickly. Mixed up in this. He's like, I'm out. I am not going to get mixed up in this. He totally leaves us there. And then Stanley leaves and Pam and Jim are like, I do not
Starting point is 00:35:54 think that is funny. At the same time. And so Pam jinxes Jim. And this starts the whole jinx. Now Jim can't talk. He has to buy her a Coke. They just run into the break room. You skip. Pam skips into the break room. Last day of school skip. But guess what? The Coke gets sold out. Did you see what was over your shoulder in the other vending machine?
Starting point is 00:36:17 Lady, you know, I made a list. Of the apples and the cup of noodles? Yes. Well, I'll tell you, my daughter's soccer team made the playoffs. It was very exciting. And we went to this new soccer field and there was a concession stand and they had cup of noodles. And my daughter was like, what is that? I was like, oh, honey, you just add hot water and there's noodles. She was like, what? She was like, that's amazing. And then all the girls on the soccer team wanted cup of noodles. And they loved it.
Starting point is 00:36:52 They loved cup of noodles. She was like, mom, this is so smart. Well, the thing that's crazy to me is that they have cup of noodles in there, but then they also have something called pot-o soup. I don't know pot-o soup. I don't know pot-o soup. What's happening? I don't think it's real. I looked it up and I think that's a fake soup label that Phil Shea made. I'm pretty convinced. But also something you should know, the apples and oranges that are
Starting point is 00:37:17 all on the top shelf, those are all plastic. Oh yeah. Those aren't real. If you look at them real close, they're shiny. Yeah, they lived there for years. Yeah. Oh guys, it's seven minutes, eight seconds. Dwight is now going to interrogate Angela. He says, look, I know you're innocent, but I have to make it look real. And then he yells at her and she gives him this like weird, oh yeah, baby, This is like weird. Oh, yeah, baby. Smile like yales. Angela likes displays of authority.
Starting point is 00:37:49 I think she's all about that uniform. I think she's like, yeah, baby. A man in uniform. Put on those tall black boots and stomp around. So next up, it's around seven minutes, 18 seconds. Michael comes into the bullpen and Dwight announces that drug testers are coming to test everyone's urine. Fun fact, we say the word urine 16 times in this episode.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Yeah, yeah. So anyone thinking about, I don't know, doing a drinking game for the word urine, you don't wanna. You bring this up in the DVD commentary and everyone turns on you. You're like, so if you drank every time someone said urine, would you get drunk? And they're like, Jenna. I did. That's so funny.
Starting point is 00:38:31 I'm I clearly I guess I'm slightly obsessed with the fact that we say urine so much. Yeah. But come on, guys, be responsible. I did not listen to the commentary. So I thought, buddy, that is 15 years later. I'm still hung up on this. 15 years later, you tell the same story. I did think it was cute right before this whole like official urine test thing that Kevin genuinely loves Michael's narc bit.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Yeah. He's so there. Yeah, he's so there. Yeah, Michael's trying to relive the glory days of his earlier moment where he kind of got people to laugh at him. Yeah. Well, now he's freaking out because now this urine test is official. And he's like, Toby even backs it up, right?
Starting point is 00:39:15 And Michael is sweating. He's got a talking head. He went to an Alicia Keys concert. He scored some great seats at the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center. Some great aisle seats. Great aisle seats. I looked up the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center. Yeah. It's a really cool outdoor venue. Oh. So it's like where you can see concerts outside and it's got kind of this like permanent sort of tent structure. Okay. So it would probably be a really cool place to see a concert, but a beautiful girl with a lip ring
Starting point is 00:39:44 So it would probably be a really cool place to see a concert, but a beautiful girl with a lip ring sat next to him. She had what he thought were clove cigarettes. Everyone was doing it. And he's freaked out. He's worried he's going to fail the drug test. Yes, because he's like, maybe they weren't clove cigarettes. Maybe they were something else. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:40:02 He doesn't know what this lip-ringed woman gave him. This beautiful woman with a lip-ring probably wasn't smoking a club cigarette is my guess. And this starts a whole spiral for Michael. Yeah. During all of this, while this is happening, we had a fan catch. What?
Starting point is 00:40:18 At 8 minutes, 47 seconds, Olivia Redig wrote in to say, I noticed that Jim has a yellow brunetti's mug on his desk, which is the restaurant where Ryan picked up pizza in Take Your Daughter to Work Day. Oh, good catch. Yes, the home of the rectangle pizza and sometimes circle pizza. I love that. Yeah. I have to point out at 8 minutes 40 seconds, Dwight has a huge moment for him. What is it? I'm sure it sent Angela into a tizzy.
Starting point is 00:40:49 He actually can overrule Michael. Michael wants to cancel the drug testing and Dwight says you can't. It's company policy. Ooh. Yes. Overruled. Overruled his boss. This is when Dwight goes over to accounting.
Starting point is 00:41:04 He asks everyone what prescription drugs they're taking. He asks Kevin about his Rogaine. Kevin's like, I don't use Rogaine. Inappropriate, though, for him to ask. Inappropriate. Yeah, we're kind of back to remember during health care episode when he was asking us all of our ailments. Personal things.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Then he asks Angela. She says, I don't take any prescription drugs. And he's like, what? He's like, none. And then I'm like, so explain this moment to me, Angela, the look on his face. I feel like obviously he's wondering about birth control. Of course he is. Does Angela take birth control? Is Angela saying, no, I don't take birth control? And he's getting this information for the first time, but then he's a little pleased, like, oh. No, not at all.
Starting point is 00:41:52 What is happening? Not at all. This is the way I took that scene. Are you taking any prescription drugs? No, I'm not. And then he's like, does the math in his head? Like, oh, well, we don't use protection because I assume she was on the pill.
Starting point is 00:42:07 Uh-oh, wait, what's happening? Is she not on the pill? And then he looks at her like, you don't take anything? And then I'm like, of course I take the pill, but do you think I'm gonna tell Kevin I take the pill? I am not gonna admit to Kevin and Oscar that I'm on birth control. Okay, that was my question was,
Starting point is 00:42:29 at the end there, they have that little thing. Yeah, she looks at him like, of course I'm on the pill. And then he's like relieved. He's relieved. Okay. And she's, you know, Angela is never ever going to discuss her business in front of Kevin and Oscar. Hey, for real, thanks for explaining that moment to me. I found it confusing.
Starting point is 00:42:49 You're welcome. I wasn't sure. Maybe we should have done a better job acting. No, I just wasn't 100% sure. I didn't know if the little smile there was him being like, oh, maybe I could be a father. I just didn't, I wasn't totally sure. I think he's just relieved. He's like, oh, right, right could be a father, or I just didn't, I wasn't totally sure. I think he's just relieved. He's like, oh right, right, we are on the same page. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:43:10 All right, well there you go. So nine minutes, 14 seconds, poor Jim now is in the break room with Kelly. He's trapped. She is just being a chatty patty. He can't talk. And this is the second time this has happened for him. So she's going on and on.
Starting point is 00:43:26 You guys, if you listen to it, to me, Mindy, Mindy, it just sounds like you're talking about an outfit. There is no distinction for me between Mindy and Kelly in this moment. She's like, I mean, Jim, it's a low cut top that shows a little bit, but not everything. Because I'm not like that kind of person. Like she's just like, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:43:43 And then Pam comes in and says, hey, guys, Michael wants to see us in the conference room. What's up? And Kelly's like, oh, we're having a great talk. And she is just messing with Jim. She's like, oh, you guys should finish this conversation. Oh yeah, you have a few minutes before we need you. Take your time. Jim's like, I took a screen grab of his face
Starting point is 00:44:03 as he looks at you. I want you, I will, can I, can I post this on office? I don't know. This made me laugh so hard. Okay, this is Jim's face when you're like, oh no, no, go ahead, finish it. It's totally fine. Yeah. Ready?
Starting point is 00:44:17 This is Jim's face. Okay. He is in pain and he's like, do not leave Pam. That needs to be a meme. I know. It needs to be a meme. Like, so I put it in panic, shock. I put it amazing. I put it in my Insta story and so many people were like, I know the exact moment.
Starting point is 00:44:37 I know the exact moment. All right. So now we do go into the conference room for the meeting. It's nine minutes, 50 seconds. Angela, we had people write in and point out that the conference table is in the conference room. Yeah. We are not in our standard rows of chairs.
Starting point is 00:44:58 This is the first time I think this has happened since performance review when we went over the suggestion box. With Larry Wilmore. Yeah. Yes. Just a little interesting little thing. Every once in a while we have these meetings. The magical conference table. Where has it been? I guess they didn't feel like moving it this time. Who sets it up?
Starting point is 00:45:17 We don't know. Where does it go? All right. So now 10 minutes, 21 seconds. Michael has a talking head about being anti-drug. We got a fan question from Kara. She says, why does Steve have a bandaid on his left ring finger in this episode? It looks like maybe it's covering his wedding ring. Is that what's happening? All right. So as soon as I read Kara's question, I immediately flashed back. Did you remember?
Starting point is 00:45:43 I 100% remembered. So here is what happened, Kiara. I have a very clear memory of Steve coming in to the hair and makeup trailer the morning he shot on this episode. And his finger, his ring finger where he wears his wedding ring, was all swelled up. He had jammed it, right?
Starting point is 00:46:01 He jammed it. Yeah. And it wasn't broken. He had gone, and had it looked at, doctor said, it's not broken. But there's no way we can get your wedding ring off. But so here's the thing. Steve's married in real life. He comes to work.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Normally, you have like a little caddy that holds your jewelry. You take off your wedding rings. You get in your costume, your wardrobe for the day. Yeah. And you're someone else in those scenes, right? Yes. You can't have on your wedding ring, Steve. Michael. And you're someone else in those scenes, right? Yes. You can't have on your wedding ring, Steve. Michael Scott can't have a wedding ring on.
Starting point is 00:46:28 He's not married yet. Yes. So I remember there was this whole discussion. What are we going to do? Now remember, Steve only had to work one day this week. There was no way they were going to make him cut off his wedding band to shoot for one day. Right. So instead, they came in and they wrapped his wedding band to shoot for one day.
Starting point is 00:46:45 So instead they came in and they wrapped his wedding ring with this sort of like, I don't know. It was like a band-aid kind of looking thing? Kind of like a medical tape kind of thing. And if you watch this episode, if you go through, a lot of the time he keeps his left hand down. Now that you know this fact in re-watching this episode, look at how often he's hiding his left hand. He's got it in his pocket a few times.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Yep. Yeah. Except in this talking head, he brings his hands right up in front of him. He folds his hand and there it's right there. You can totally see it. That's what Kiara saw. I did go through and I did clock the other times I could see it. I could only see it three other times. I just remember it in the talking head. Where else did you see the band-aid thing? I saw it at four minutes, 11 seconds, seven minutes, 21 seconds, and 14 minutes, 46 seconds. But I'm telling you guys, that's because I saw a flash of his left hand and I paused. So I want you guys to know that I traded messages with Steve Carell. I wanted to confirm that my memory was true and he said, yes, this is all true.
Starting point is 00:48:01 My memory was correct, but he gave me an added detail. How did he jam his finger? Did he tell you? Yes, he told me he jammed it playing pick-up hockey. Remember, in Michael's birthday, we told you guys that Steve was a hockey player. He's very good. Yeah, and he would play pick-up hockey, and so he jammed it playing pick-up hockey. All right, so now we are back in the conference room room and Michael starts rattling off drug statistics.
Starting point is 00:48:27 He does. And I have to just point out one thing about this conference room. There is a lot of Angela Sass. I don't know if it's because I'm seated like right front and center there. There are so many Angela Martin eye rolls in this episode. In the conference room. This is a gift maker's dream. Yeah. This scene is a ton of Angela's ass. One of Michael's statistics is he says that more
Starting point is 00:48:52 people will use cocaine than read a book to their children this year. Yeah. Jen Solata in the DVD commentary said that that got her so tickled that they wanted to make it sort of the bar that Michael measures everything from, that he would just keep saying saying like whatever it was happening in the world, then more people will read a book to their children. That line to me was just perfection in writing. I loved that. Then Michael reveals his list of illegal drugs. So Michael says he's ridiculously anti-drug, right? And then he goes on to say
Starting point is 00:49:28 that I mean that Cheech and Chong would have been funnier, right? Wouldn't they? Imagine how funny they could be if they weren't stoned. And it cuts to my face and I make it like a what? Like a weird eye roll. Like what the heck? This is actually a reaction from a different moment. Really? Yes. In a deleted scene, Michael is going off and he's trying to say the word omniscient, but he can't say it. And I like make a big eye roll and look at him like you idiot. And that's the reaction. They took it and then put it to Chi Chin Chong. Because when I watched this, I was like, why would Angela Martin even know Chi Chin Chong because when I watched this, I was like, would Angela Martin even know Chi Chin Chong? I had that same thought. Why is she reacting like, oh, please, Michael, it's Chi Chin Chong. Come on, everyone knows their act.
Starting point is 00:50:14 It was so funny, though. It was really funny, but it's to a different moment, which makes sense to me because I don't think Angela Martin would have reacted like that. To that line. Yeah. I agree. So now Michael reveals his list of illegal drugs. He wants us to know these drugs are illegal. Did you write them down? I did.
Starting point is 00:50:33 He wrote crack, cocaine, pot, blow, acid, hookah, heroin, spelled like the female heroin, the heroin of a story. Right. And speed. And speed. And speed. So aren't crack, cocaine, and blow all kind of like variations on the same drug? I mean, I'm not a drug expert, but Sam's nodding. So he-
Starting point is 00:50:56 Oh, Sam. Poor Sam. Poor Sam. We're always like, Sam, tell us about cornhole and drugs. Whenever we have any questions about inappropriate behavior, we turn to Sam. Toby says hookah is not an illegal drug. And Michael says, I'm going to test your hair and blood randomly. I mean, wait, this is great too.
Starting point is 00:51:18 So and then he's like, Pam, can you write this down? And he's like, I got nothing. Yeah. Okay. So here is something so great. Somewhere right in here, there is a deleted scene where all of a sudden out of nowhere, you hear Jan's voice. And she's like, Michael, I don't think I need to be on the line for this. And then Pam goes, has Jan been on the phone the whole time? Is that maybe why the conference table is there?
Starting point is 00:51:49 Because he had Jan on speaker phone? The phone is by you on a table. Next to you, it's not even on the conference table. And yes, Jan hangs up and you're like, was she on the phone the whole time? Is that crazy? It made me laugh so hard. I totally, oh, I wish we'd kept that in.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Why did that get deleted? We probably had to cut it for time, but it was really funny. Oh, that's too bad. Well, that whole Pam, can you take this down moment? That was improvised. I loved it. I was like, I don't have anything,
Starting point is 00:52:22 I don't have anything, anything. And they kept it and they kept it in. I have a thing from my journal entry about the scene. I said that we really were laughing so much in the scene. And in between takes, Creed would tell us stories from his time that he was in a band, The Grassroots, and they traveled with the doors. So there was there was some drug use guys. And Creed would tell us stories. Creed, of course, is hilarious.
Starting point is 00:52:54 I don't even know if half of what he said was true or not, but we were cracking up. He had us riveted. He had us riveted. I have a question about that. In all of this drug testing that's going on, why is Creed not worried and how does he pass? His character clearly uses recreational drugs. I would think my backstory for that would be that Creed has found a way to, like he has a stash of urine.
Starting point is 00:53:21 He's got to go around. He's got a a, he's got to go around. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a way around it. Okay. So now Pam raises her hand and says, Jim has an amazing story about a relative that got quote caught up in the world of drugs. Yeah. But Jim can't talk. She's messing with them. She's messing with him. Michael is like, Jim, stand up. Let's hear your story. This is your time to share. John Krasinski is so good in this scene. He's so good.
Starting point is 00:53:49 His silent performance. He's a brilliant actor with no words. He's great with words, without words. He's amazing. By the way, I think he made a whole movie based on that. It's called A Quiet Place and A Quiet Place Part 2. He's so good. He can do anything with his face.
Starting point is 00:54:04 He can do nonverbal acting like great. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Well, I want you guys to look at 12 minutes, 46 seconds. Jonah, I'm going to show you the picture. What happened? I want you to guess who I'm looking at with this true concern and worry and compassion. Angela Martin.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Okay. True worry and compassion. Angela Martin. Okay. True concern and compassion. Are you looking at Jim? I'm looking at Jim. Oh, you're so worried about his family member who got caught up in the world of drugs. This might be the only time in the whole series that Angela Martin looks at Jim with compassion. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:54:44 People were worried. He teared up. Pam is impressed. She has a talking head now by the front door of the office. They have the Dunder Mifflin sign right there. This is like no one ever really has talking heads in these places, by the kitchen door, by the sign in the front.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Yeah, well, she can't do it in the conference room because everybody's in there. Right. So they had to put her by the sign. So you're by the sign. You they had to put her by the sign. So you're by the sign. Well, you know what that is, by the way. That's Greg Daniels.
Starting point is 00:55:08 Greg Daniels directed this episode. And he very often did our talking heads places other than the formal places, especially if he felt like the talking head was a reaction to something that was happening in the moment. He would call them on the fly talking heads. I got to get your feelings about this moment on the fly. He loved that.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Yeah. I loved it too. It's kind of a fun way to mix up the talking heads. But Pam is legit impressed with you. Oh, yeah. She's like, wow. She's super, super enamored in this talking head. So now back in the conference room, Dwight has to remind Michael
Starting point is 00:55:47 that he will also be tested. He's really like, Michael, I'm sorry, but you're going to be tested. Michael's like, hey guys, no one hates drugs more than I do in this office. Yeah. So I don't need to be tested. Dwight's like, you're going to be tested. And Michael's like, I don't even know if anything's going to come out when I pee. I'm very busy today. I don't know if anything's going to come out. I'm so busy. I wasn't planning on going to the bathroom today.
Starting point is 00:56:10 I don't have time. All right. So I think we should take a break. And we will come back with Linda, the drug tester. Linda. Linda's going to come test everyone for drugs. But you know what? Let's take a break.
Starting point is 00:56:24 And we'll be back with some formal drug testing. Yeah, because unlike Michael, I actually do plan on going to the bathroom. I could use a bathroom break. I have to go pee. Yeah, me too. Is that an overshare? It's not an overshare. We're not going to test you for drugs while you pee today, Angela.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Are you in charge of drug testing, Jenna? I could be. Oh Lord. All right. And we're back. Angela Pede. I did end up testing her urine. Oh, great. Urine, urine, urine. I passed, guys. She passed. She passed. At 14 minutes, Linda, the drug tester, has arrived. She is played by Marilyn Brett. Marilyn Brett has done a whole bunch of, like,
Starting point is 00:57:16 small roles in film and television, including the most recent Captain Marvel movie. Here's my question. I did see Wonder Woman. It's so badass. I loved Wonder Woman. Loved it. How old do my kids have to be to see Wonder Woman? I watched it a second time with that in mind, because there is shooting and there is people getting killed. It's not gruesome or graphic, but there is that kind of, what is the age for that? There's also some sexual innuendo.
Starting point is 00:57:45 Yeah. Well, there's... Common Sense Media is good for that. Common Sense Media, that's what we always check it. Parents all do that. Guys, this is not an ad for Common Sense Media, but it could be, it should be. I'd give one. Here's a free one.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Common Sense Media for parents. You can check it out. Great. It's great. They kind of go through movies and sort of talk about the content. Yeah. They give an age recommendation. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Well, there we go. That turned... That took a strange turn. and sort of talk about the content. Yeah. They give an age recommendation. Yeah. Whatever you go, that turned, that took a strange turn. We were talking about Linda, the drug tester. Dwight is asking her, hey, do you remember me? Nice to see you. And she's like, I test a lot of people, Sharon. Yeah, dude, I do this a lot. And he's like, yeah, but mine was green.
Starting point is 00:58:23 She's like, oh, yes. How are you doing? And he's like, yeah, but mine was green. She's like, oh, yes. How are you doing? And he's like, I'm better. Well, we got a lot of mail about that. We did? About green urine. Oh. Angela, green urine is very rare. Okay. I investigated it. I can't wait to hear what you found. Well, it's mostly connected to something you ate. Asparagus, maybe? Not asparagus.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Like, let's say you're at a kid's birthday party and they serve an ice cream cake with super blue icing, like blue dye icing. Turns your mouth blue. And you're pea green. Correct. Now, if you haven't eaten something like that, you might want to call your doctor if you
Starting point is 00:59:06 pee green because it could also be caused by a bacterial infection or it is a side effect of some medications. All right, guys. You heard it here from Dr. Jenna. That's right. And I had a list of all the medications, but Angela won't let me read it because she said it was too boring. I did not say that. I did not say that.
Starting point is 00:59:26 I did not say that. I want you guys to know she read them and I thought some of it was grissom and off-putting as she listed the side effects. And I thought, oh, Lord, you know. I think it was a good call. She made me redo it. And I think that was a good call, Ange. I just I just don't want to scare all the children away.
Starting point is 00:59:45 We do, we do that sometimes on the podcast. She'll say, Ange, you can't say that. Guys, there was just a prescription medicine and the side effects were like, okay, well, throw in the towel because it's over. I want you to notice though, in the background while Linda is talking to Dwight, Michael is pacing back and forth. He is freaking out. He's really lurking. And also in the background is Luanne. Luanne is back there. And she's in the background a lot in this episode.
Starting point is 01:00:16 We got a lot of mail about that actually wondering who is the woman playing solitaire on her computer in the background, who is in the background of this scene while Michael is lurking. It's Luanne. Luanne alert. So now Michael calls Dwight into his office. Oh my gosh, the scene is so good. It's a spy shot through the window where Michael is telling Dwight, I need your urine.
Starting point is 01:00:40 Yeah, in the DVD commentary, Jen talks about how the tone of the scene, they almost wanted it like a scene like in The Godfather. Like this deed that I'm going to ask you has a lot of weight to it. Yeah. Michael kind of tells Dwight all about the Alicia Keys concert, all about the girl with the lip ring, and Dwight is like, oh, wow. Wow.
Starting point is 01:01:03 Yeah, I hear wow. Wow. Yeah, I hear you. Wow. And then this is my favorite line. Dwight's like, Michael, I don't think I can do it. And Michael says, urine goes all over the place. There's no controlling it. Dwight says it's not mine. He says the cup could find its way under the urine.
Starting point is 01:01:23 It might be an accident. Yeah. You didn't do it on purpose. Yeah. The urine just flew into the cup could find its way under the urine. It might be an accident. Yeah. You didn't do it on purpose. Yeah. The urine just flew into the cup. Yeah. And then you handed it to me. All right, something I want to talk about in this scene,
Starting point is 01:01:33 though, at 14 minutes, 23 seconds, there is a framed photo of the employees of Dunder Mifflin on this little table that's opposite Michael's desk. That was on one of my cards as well. And we know the story behind this photo. It is from an episode that we shot, but since these aired out of order.
Starting point is 01:01:58 You haven't seen it yet. You haven't seen it yet. It's from the conflict resolution episode. Yes, and Michael photoshops our faces. Yes, he's trying to get a group shot, but he can't get it. So he does this sort of clumsy photoshopped one and he frames it and he puts it in his office and continuity error, we forgot to take it down for the scene. We all have a copy of this photo in a frame that Greg Daniels gave us as a gift as well.
Starting point is 01:02:26 I still have mine. Oh, I love that. And now guys, it's 15 minutes, 45 seconds, and Angela and Dwight are in the kitchen. Yeah. I really think that Michael is a big source of conflict for them in their relationship. Yes.
Starting point is 01:02:41 Because constantly, Angela thinks Michael is an idiot and she thinks why would Dwight support this idiot? His loyalty to Michael is a sticking point for her because it causes Dwight to go against his principles. His moral compass. And there if there's nothing that Angela loves more than a good principle. I know except except when she needs to bend it to serve her purpose. That's right. But yes, she definitely thinks that Michael is Dwight's soft spot and it makes him lose his judgment. So she just says to him in the kitchen,
Starting point is 01:03:15 she's like, listen, I cannot approve of this. I'm not gonna give you my approval. And he's like, Angela, I want him to have all the urine he needs. All of it. All the urine he needs. Lady, your hair is so long and pretty in that scene too. Oh, thank you. Did you notice it?
Starting point is 01:03:37 I noticed- It's gorgeous. Thank you. It's like, what's happening? I noticed how long it was. It's super long. It's probably the longest I've ever had my hair. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:48 And it was very flowing in that scene. Oh, thank you. I noticed. Thanks. All right. So now we have Dwight's talking head. And this is the talking head that Greg Daniels talked about in Boo's Cruise with us. Yes.
Starting point is 01:04:05 Where he talks about his ancestors, and he says, was it his great grandfather? Was Dwight Shrewd Amish? Yes, so there's a great little tidbit in the DVD commentary about this. So if you get the CDs, this is a great one. I love that you just called them CDs, Angela. What are they?
Starting point is 01:04:23 DVDs. DVDs, right? When you get your VHS. No, it's so cute because CDs are what we used to listen to music on. I'll never get it right. My kids have given up on correcting me. It's such a mom moment. I know. And my kids used to correct me and now they're like, yeah, yeah, fine. Okay. These are the things that we do that annoy our children. And I know our parents had like things they did to us, but that was such a mom moment. Okay And I know our parents had like things they did to us,
Starting point is 01:04:46 but that was such a mom moment. Okay, I know, okay. I love it. So in the DVDs, so this talking head where Rain improvised that his father was Dwight Schrute, his grandfather was Dwight Schrute, his father was Dwight Schrute Amish, was a whole talking head that Rain improvised in the pilot.
Starting point is 01:05:05 It was in the pilot, but they didn't have time for it. And Greg loved it so much. He was like, I'm going to find a way to get that back in. So Rain did it in this episode. 26 episodes later. Yes. Wow. I know.
Starting point is 01:05:20 That shows you Greg Daniels, right? Greg Daniels is like, I will not forget. I have spotted a moment of genius and by God, it will find its way into this series. Yes, and so he made it happen. He found the moment. And then of course, this whole talking head really just opens up a whole world that is Moe's,
Starting point is 01:05:42 the Beat Farm, their Amish background. All of that. So guys, Dwight does give Michael his urine. He does. In a to-go coffee cup labeled Michael Scott sample. He does it. You see him sort of walking around the office with it, but he does actually do it. Oh, he's debating it.
Starting point is 01:06:01 He's going back and forth. This is a tough decision. And Jim's watching this. He's like, what is happening? And Dwight has this talking head about how his dad used to cheat when they played games. And he didn't know it at the time, of course, but years later, his dad told him and he was shocked. Yeah. I mean, Dwight is so childlike, you know? But it's interesting that that talking head is what's happening while he is debating
Starting point is 01:06:27 on helping someone who's like a father figure to him. Well, after he does this, he decides, I can't be a volunteer sheriff anymore. I have to turn in my uniform. And he does. And there is a deleted scene. Of him going into the sheriff's office. Yes, and it's really good. Yeah, it is really
Starting point is 01:06:46 good. And he gives back his badge and the guy's like, we never gave you that. Where did you get this? He's like the gift shop. And then he's like, did you ever dress in uniform? He goes, oh yeah, I did a lot. And he goes, he hits a record button. He goes, you're going to need to tell me everything you did in this uniform.. Well, I went to Kentopedia. Oh, Kentopedia! Because we had a fan question from Heather Buckley, what building was used as the sheriff's station where Dwight returns his uniform? We did not fly to Scranton and shoot the exterior of the Scranton police station.
Starting point is 01:07:21 It was actually the Van Nuys Courthouse in Van Nuys, California. But the multiple scenes that are shot inside, Kent told me they built those on stage two behind the warehouse. So while all this is happening, Jim and Pam are in the kitchen. SONIA DARA It's flirty McFlirty time. STACEY It is. Well, it starts flirty and then it ends real sad. And then it destroys you. Yeah. This scene at 17 minutes, six seconds, they're flirting, you know, and then at 17.25. You look like you want to tell me something, Jim. You can tell me anything. Come on. Loaded question. Yeah. Because his heart is on his sleeve right now.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh, John Krasinski, your face. And then Jenna, your face at the realization. Brilliant. Amazing. You guys just crushed it in the scene. So I know this is sort of jogging back in time a little bit,
Starting point is 01:08:20 but I loved when Ryan asked Linda if they were hiring. She's like, you want to work at a urine analysis lab? He's like, maybe. And then Kevin, I thought there was a little bit of foreshadowing here. Okay. At 17 minutes, 57 seconds, it's Kevin's turn to give his urine sample. And he asked Linda for a magazine. Yeah. And Linda's like, it's just a urine sample. asked Linda for a magazine. Yeah. And Linda's like, it's just a urine sample. And he's like, well, still, but listen, is this a little foreshadowing Kevin is used to when he has to give a little something of himself? He has to have a magazine because he goes to a sperm bank all the time. He does? Season five, there's a great scene in the baby shower episode where Jan is saying she
Starting point is 01:09:06 used a sperm bank. Oh, that's right. Kevin's like, which one? And she's like, you wouldn't know it. It's very prestigious. And he goes, she goes, it's in and he goes, is it, oh, is it by that 7-Eleven? I forget what he says. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:17 And the look over her face of like, oh crap, that's the one. And Kevin goes on to say that he donates to a sperm bank quite a bit. So I thought it was pretty funny. I thought it was pretty funny that he asked Linda for a magazine. It's just that he's used to that. He's used to going somewhere, getting a cup in a magazine and going in a room. Oh, that's such a good catch, Ann. I love that. So now Michael tells Dwight he passed the test. Yes. And Dwight is like, that's great. I turned in my uniform.
Starting point is 01:09:54 Yeah. And Michael can really tell how upset Dwight is. And there is a spy shot, not a peep shot. See Jenna, I'm learning. Okay. There's a spy shot through the blinds of Michael Pacing. He knows that he's hurt his friend. This is weighing on him. In the meantime, Pam comes in, she's got her coat on, she's been out. Where was she? Guys, she bought a Coke. And she gives it to Jim and says, will you just buy this Coke off me because I really miss you and I want to talk to you.
Starting point is 01:10:27 And so he gives her a dollar. He hands her the Coke. And now the jinx is broken. The jinx is broken. I have my MySpace blog from back then. And a question people asked a lot. I looked at it. And they were like, and I wrote in my MySpace blog,
Starting point is 01:10:43 a lot of you asked about the Coke scooch. I got it. Three little taps on the Coke. Yeah. Yeah. And they wanted to know if it was scripted. And I said, no, Jenna just did that. That was improvised. And after I did it, I'll never forget.
Starting point is 01:10:56 Greg Daniels goes, oh, oh, I love that. Oh, I love the little taps on the soda. Yeah. And he was like, we're using that one. We're using that one. We were in the middle of filming. And he was like, when you edit this, you got to use the little taps on the soda. Yeah. He was like, we're using that one. We're using that one. We're in the middle of filming. And he was like, when you edit this, you got to use the three taps.
Starting point is 01:11:09 I only did it that one time. But he was so delighted in the moment. It's very cute. And then also, you guys saying hi and hey to each other was not scripted. That's right. Yeah. That was not scripted.
Starting point is 01:11:22 No, that was just in the moment. It was really sweet. So they have this whole scene where he gets sworn in by Hank the security guard. Yes, he gets sworn in as honorary volunteer corporal. Corporal, as part of the official security supervisor branch. Is this a little foreshadowing to the fire drill episode
Starting point is 01:11:41 in season five, Jenna? What happens in that one? Dwight decides one of our security measures we're lacking in is safe fire skills. Oh, perhaps. This is now under the umbrella of being this official officer. Why would he think that he could lock us in a room and start a fire unless he didn't feel like he had the power to do it? This is where it started. You guys, I'm seeing a lot of like little things tipping to later seasons. Well, at 19 minutes and 30 seconds, we had a fan catch.
Starting point is 01:12:10 Olivia Fitzgerald and Michael Gabay wrote in to say when they're talking to the security guy, his name tag says Tate. No. Yeah. Oh, good catch. It says Tate. So Angela, I spent about 40 minutes on this name tag.
Starting point is 01:12:28 Oh, no. Let me tell you. Oh, Lord. So, first of all, the security officer, who we know as Hank, who was played by Hugh Dane. Who was amazing. Amazing. We first met him in the Halloween episode, which was 15 episodes ago. Right. He didn't speak. Right. Now, 15 episodes later, he shows up, he's got a name tag that says Tate. Now Hank will not be back again until season four.
Starting point is 01:12:57 Wow. The episode is Night Out. I'm like, well, I gotta watch Night Out and see what his name tag says. Oh my Lord. Guess what? What's it say? He doesn't wear a uniform in that one.
Starting point is 01:13:08 Oh, fart. No name tag. So next episode he's in is Goodbye Toby. So you watch that. Guess what? No name tag. No name tag. At this point, I stopped watching episodes. Okay. I was like, this is gone. Three hours of your life. It's gone too far.
Starting point is 01:13:26 By the way, these were all great episodes, especially Goodbye Toby. Anyway, he is going to come back in season five again. And when we get to that episode, I will look for a name tag. I'm going to track it. I'll track the name tag. On Dunderpedia, they list his name as Hank Tate. So they've assigned Tate as his last name. I'm not sure that's official, but I think that's one way to go with it. That is one way to go with it that might save you three hours.
Starting point is 01:13:55 Yeah. So thank you for that fan catch. I have a Jenna catch from this scene. At 20 minutes, 21 seconds, when Dwight asks Hank how many orange traffic cones he has, you can see our camera operator's elbow in the shot. Oh, you can? So that's my Jenna catch. Well, poor Hank is now stuck with Dwight. He wants to bring his bow staff to work.
Starting point is 01:14:18 He's like judging him for his cone usage. I'll tell you a scene I wish there had been. I really want to see the scene where Michael goes down to Hank and says, here's the deal. Dwight's having a rough day. He has to be part of your security team. And Hank's like, hell no. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:40 I want to see that scene. Yes. The scene that preceded this scene. Yes. Cause you can tell that scene. Yes. The scene that preceded this scene. Cause you can tell that scene happened. Like you can tell that moment happened all by the way that Hugh plays it because you can tell that he's like, gotten roped into some idea.
Starting point is 01:14:56 He's totally annoyed. Yeah. All right guys, final scene. Jim and Pam are finally talking in the break room, and they're sharing the Coke, just like you and Oscar. Two little cups. Yeah, two little cups with a Coke. That would be our treat.
Starting point is 01:15:17 And Jim has this talking head where he is talking about Michael and Dwight, and he's saying about Dwight, I just don't see what he gets out of that relationship. Yeah. But in the meantime, he didn't talk for a whole day because the person he's in love with thought it would be fun. Yeah. What is he getting out of this relationship? What is he getting out of this relationship? And that's how it ends. Yeah. Well, listen, that was very loaded, that scene, I felt like.
Starting point is 01:15:47 And there are some deleted scenes that we didn't get to talk about. One, I have to bring this one up. Jim gets a call at front reception. Pam answers it. It's Brenda. What? Yes.
Starting point is 01:16:00 So is that obviously who he went on the date with? I would think, right? I would think. And Pam is like, oh, went on the date with? I would think, right? I would think. And Pam is like, oh, and sends the call through and then looks at Jim like, are you going to answer it? And he doesn't. And then he has this moment. Does she say, it's Brenda?
Starting point is 01:16:16 She goes, yeah, Jim, call for you. It's Brenda. Yeah. And then it cuts to him by himself in the hallway by the Dunder Mifflin sign and he holds up a little like piece of paper he's written on and it says, she'll call back. Oh, someone's confident. Also, there's a talking head that I have. It's also in the bloopers and Jen Salata and I could not get through this. We kept laughing. It's probably one
Starting point is 01:16:43 of the reasons why they didn't use it. But I have a line where I say, I used to get a runner's high. That's why now I swim. I remember that. And Jen could not stop laughing. So in the bloopers, you hear her cracking up. I feel like Jen was particularly tickled by Angela, by the way.
Starting point is 01:16:59 I felt like whenever you guys, whenever you had to do a talking head from a Jen Salata episode, everyone was like, all right, this is going to be a while because these two gals are just going to crack up. Well, my lines were always so ridiculous. The stuff she would write for me would be so... That's what I mean.
Starting point is 01:17:14 I think she liked your character. And the same with Dwight. She loved Dwight too because there is a deleted scene that's also in the bloopers where Dwight has this talking head saying, I will find the person who committed this heinous crime. If I have to pray to Thor himself, he has this ridiculous talking head. Reign could not get through it. Reign and Jen, they were dying. And then lastly, in the deleted scenes. Is this when we find out whose joint it was? We have to tell everyone this. Of course, you tell.
Starting point is 01:17:42 No, you tell. You watched it. OK, well, walking into the parking lot, the documentary camera crew catches the two guys from Vance Refrigeration, played by our writers, Lee and Gene. Geno and Leo are their character names. They're walking in. It's just a spy shot from the back. And I think it's Gene is smoking a joint, and he just flicks it into the parking lot.
Starting point is 01:18:05 That's whose joint it was. Vance Refrigeration. Yeah. No one at Dunder Mifflin. There you go. There you go. That's drug testing, everyone. Join us next week for conflict resolution.
Starting point is 01:18:17 Yeah. All right. I will see you guys next week. Jenna's going to let you know if I pass my urine test. I will. I'll let you. Thank you for listening to Office Ladies' Second Drink. This episode was initially created in collaboration with Earwulf. Office Ladies is a presentation of Odyssey and is produced by Jenna Fisher and Angela Kinsey. Our executive producer is Cassie Jerkins and our audio engineer and associate producer is Daniella Silva. Odyssey's executive producers are Jenna Weiss-Berman and Leah Reese-Dennis.
Starting point is 01:18:52 Office Ladies is mixed and mastered by Chris Basil. Our theme song is Rubber Tree by Creed Bratton.

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