Ologies with Alie Ward - Canistrumology (BASKET WEAVING. YES, BASKET WEAVING) with James C. Bamba
Episode Date: November 20, 2024 Thorny leaves! Embarrassing imports! Basket gossip! Making cool stuff from invasive vines! Renowned weaver and teacher, James C. Bamba, connected more deeply with his Mariana Island heritage through... weaving and shares how you know when plant fiber is ready, the anatomy of a coconut tree, how to look a gift basket in the mouth, the baskets that he cherishes the most, how to design with your mind, what he thinks about when he’s weaving, basket jokes he hates the most, and when learning another culture’s craft is appropriate or appropriation. Follow James on InstagramA donation went to Sagan Kotturan ChamoruMore episode sources and linksSmologies (short, classroom-safe) episodesOther episodes you may enjoy: Ethnoecology (ETHNOBOTANY/NATIVE PLANTS), Dendrology (TREES), Indigenous Fashionology (NATIVE CLOTHING), Indigenous Cuisinology (NATIVE COOKING), Indigenous Pedology (SOIL SCIENCE), Heliology (THE SUN/ECLIPSES), Neuroendocrinology (SEX & GENDER), Ergopathology (BURNOUT), Corvid Thanatology (CROW FUNERALS)Sponsors of OlogiesTranscripts and bleeped episodesBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a monthOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, hoodies, totes!Follow @Ologies on Instagram and BlueskyFollow Alie Ward on Instagram and TikTokEditing by Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio Productions and Jake ChaffeeManaging Director: Susan HaleScheduling Producer: Noel DilworthTranscripts by Aveline Malek Website by Kelly R. DwyerTheme song by Nick Thorburn
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Oh hey, it's your neighbor clipping his nails on the porch again.
Allie Ward, let's venture across the sea.
Let's talk about weaving, shall we?
One thing I love is when you think an episode may have nothing to do with your life and
then before you know it, you're either obsessed with it or you have to pull over and contemplate
the way you go about your whole existence.
So get ready, this is one of them.
So this ologist was brought to my attention by another ologist, the charming Corbett Thanatologist,
Dr. Kaylee Swift, who joined us for an episode years ago on crow funerals.
She is based on Tinian, which is a tiny island in the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana
Islands in the Pacific.
She's doing bird work and truly living her best life.
She emailed me saying, you got to talk to this guy.
He is one of the best basket weavers in all of the ocean.
And immediately, I found that at least one time in the literature, someone has used the
word kinestremology from the Latin for wicker basket.
So I'm in.
Now, I thought wicker, by the way, was just a type of plant.
But no, it just means something woven from plant reeds or fibers or sticks. But we're expanding on this ology
to include the gorgeously intricate work of, in this case,
the Pacific Islands, which feature typically angular,
geometric, and almost impossibly tidy methods of weaving.
And they can be all one color of grassy green,
or they can be faded golden
or they may have patterns in darker colors or checkerboards.
And thisologist makes traditional baskets for food,
for chicken laying, for rice pouches,
for coconut leaf fans and hats and fisherman's baskets
and fine art figurines.
So can you make anything useful or museum worthy
with only plants in your hands?
Well, this guy can and he teaches college level courses on the methods and the cultural significance of making cool show with plants.
So he's about to get you pumped for this with his silky voice and his chill vibe.
But first, thank you to the patrons who submitted questions for this episode.
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Thank you to everyone who leaves a review too as I read them all and they truly help
the show stay in the top five or so science podcasts out there.
So thank you for that.
To prove I read them all, I thank you each week by reading one.
This one is from Jillers who wrote, do you like anything? You'll love this. This is my favorite podcast. They write,
I inevitably go from, okay, I guess I'll learn about rats to, did you know? In my friends and
family. Jillers, thank you for that. Thanks for being a glitter cannon of support. So on to the
episode. This ologist has been at this craft for decades, learning the traditional Chamorro ways of his ancestors
of the Mariana Islands.
Mariana Islands, side note, are in the Western Pacific.
They're close to the Philippines.
They're kind of right under Japan on a map.
They're far, far west of Hawaii, which
is far, far west of the lower 48 states of America.
So we'll get to his history, but he has recently moved to Oahu, Hawaii, to complete his degree in botany at the
University of Hawaii, Manoa. And we spoke from his new apartment there, and later
this week I'll also bring you another Native Islander botany episode in the
form of a field trip, so keep your ears open for that. Now sink in for a deep
look at different styles of teaching, weaving with invasive
vines, how to know when a plant fiber is ready to make stuff with, the anatomy of a coconut
tree, how to look a gift basket in the mouth, what you're really getting at import stores,
the baskets that he cherishes the most, how to design with your mind, what he thinks about
when he's weaving, the basket jokes he hates the most, the thorniest days on the job, changes in the environment, and when is learning another culture's craft
appropriate or appropriation?
With world-renowned basket weaver, artisan, mentor, educator, botanist, and kinestremologist
James Cruz-Bamba.
James Bamba, he and him.
And you were on Luda or Rhoda for a while,
but where are you originally from?
Where were you born?
Just a quick siren warning in this episode.
It's us. It's not a cop behind you probably,
but we've cut around it as best we can.
I am originally from the island of Guam or Guahan,
as we call it in the indigenous language.
But I am born in the United Kingdom in Scotland.
So an islander twice through, I suppose.
What were your folks doing in Scotland?
So my, like many people from the Marianas Islands,
my father was in the United States military.
He served in the Navy and it just so happened
that he had gotten stationed there
and I was happened to be born there, yeah.
James says that as many military families do,
they moved around a lot and for a while,
he lived on the Florida panhandle in a military town,
even developing a little bit of a Southern accent.
At what part of your life did you start connecting more panhandle in a military town, even developing a little bit of a southern accent.
At what part of your life did you start connecting more to your Chamorro history and your family's
culture?
You know, that's a really good question because at a very young age, growing up in the South,
I was one of only like four people, well, at that time I said brown people, but I think now we say people of
color. And I would ask my mom why we look different, you know, because it's a majority white and black
community down there. And so my mom said, you're Chamorro. And I go, what's that? And then she said,
yes, we're called Chamorro. We're from Guam. And she explained that we had our own language. So from
an early age, I would ask her how to say things in Chamorro. She'd get a little frustrated because English is
my first language and it's weird hearing this child who sounds southern try to speak Chamorro.
According to the elders, the manamco, it's a little painful. It hurts the ears, they say.
Yeah.
But by mid-kindergarten, James and his family were back in the Mariana Islands, and he ended
up finishing high school there before starting college and eventually joining the military
in the late 90s.
Your weaving of baskets predates that by a couple of years.
It's been almost 30 years for you. I understand
that your uncle was the first to introduce you to this. And can you tell me a little
bit about that discovery?
Oh, so the legend goes. Well, so the story goes is that it's a little bit sad, but my
grandmother fell ill and she was taken to, you know,
the hospital. While she was there, my uncle made her like this coconut leaf
basket and put fruits and vegetables in it as like a get well present, get well
gift. Somebody claimed the basket at the hospital. And so I never got to see that
basket in particular, but my mom was telling me about it and I was amazed and
confused because we only saw those things really at like parties and during this thing
we had called Chamorro Day. It's kind of like Asian Pacific Islander Heritage Month concept,
except it was only a day back in the 90s. And so I talked to my mom about it and she said, oh, your Uncle Pedro,
your Uncle Pete made it for your grandma. And I said, where is it? And she goes, oh,
somebody took it. They wanted it.
James said he got up the courage to approach his Uncle Pete, who is a widow without any
kids who lived in the next village over. So the teenage James asked Uncle Pedro
to spend some time hanging out
to teach him how to weave such beautiful baskets
in the Chamara way.
He was a shy kid,
so this was kind of intimidating for James.
I imagine, you know, you're, let's see, 15 at the time.
I imagine that for an elder
who's been doing this for a while,
it's gotta be hard to keep up
with how fast their hands are going, right?
Well, that and the fact that in traditional Chamorro pedagogy,
we don't like handhold and spoon feed.
We just do something and say,
okay, you wanna learn?
Okay, watch.
Oh, and be quiet, by the way. Don't talk. The first visit, he just told me to go and get coconut leaves, you know, bring materials
so I can teach you. He's not going to climb a tree for me. So, okay, fast forward. I went and got
leaves. They were the wrong kind. He didn't say, James, this is the wrong type of coconut leaf.
James, this is the wrong type of coconut leaf. Go get X, Y, and Z.
He said, that's wrong.
That's all he said.
And then he said a word in Chamorro that I don't know because at that time,
I wasn't yet really fluent in the language.
I go home, tell my dad.
He goes, oh, what word did he say?
And so I butchered that word and my dad laughs.
And then I don't know if you're noticing a theme, but there's very discouraging theme. But my dad goes, oh, he wants binga, binga.
And I go, what is a binga? And he goes, no, not binga, binga. And I go, okay, what's a
binga? And he goes, well, binga is the young leaf that's like yellowish green. He didn't
want these ratty leaves that you picked.
So this binya.
No, not binga. Binga.
Is a more soft and pliable leaf and it's usually free of wind and insect damage. So James set
off.
And I went and get this thing. It's a whole process. He looks at it and goes, you didn't
thala it. And I go, what's a thala taller and he goes, you don't know what tall is.
And I go, no, I don't.
And he goes, huh, you know, like with disappointment.
And then he says, go put it in the sun for two hours and come back.
And so basically I went back after two hours and then this began my introduction into traditional Chamorro pedagogy and how we like to teach
and the methodology that is employed by my people.
And so basically he said, okay, I'm gonna teach you.
And then I said, okay, great.
So then he whips out this buck knife
that I never knew he carried.
And it was one of the larger,
those ones that you see old men carrying.
And he opened this folding buck knife,
proceeded to weave a basket in like, I don't know,
10, 15 minutes, which to me felt like forever.
And he was done.
And he says, okay, so do you know how to do it now?
I said, wait, you didn't teach me, you just wove one.
I think that's called demonstrating.
And he goes, yeah, I showed you how to do it.
He said, so go home and try.
And if you can't do it, come back.
And I went home and I tried and I didn't do it.
And then I went back.
And that was the beginning of my journey as a weaver or cultural practitioner from the
Marianas.
How long did it take you before you had any semblance of a basket?
I would say, you know, within a month or two of pestering my uncle Pedro and wasting coconut
leaves day in and day out with these like horrible monstrosities.
I actually ran into somebody who still had a basket from the mid to late 90s that I
wove and gave to them. I told them to burn it or bury it or put it in a lockbox in a Swiss bank and throw away the key.
And they go, why?
This is your history.
I was like, oh my gosh, I can only imagine what it looks like.
I feel like everyone who's ever made a YouTube video
probably feels that way also.
Everyone cringes at their old poems.
But that's growth.
And it's never as bad as you think.
But, you know, I'm listening to you
and this kind of harrowing way of learning.
Is that part of the reason
why you make such great tutorials online?
I'm gonna show you guys a couple things
that you can make on your own with Palm Leaves.
I'm just making one real quick just to show you.
Because your Instagram is full of these really detailed and compassionate and wonderful
demonstrations and tutorials of how to do what you do. Does that factor in at all? Does your
history factor in at all? I think it does because, you know, being born overseas, existing and growing up in a predominantly
white middle-class school system, and then coming back to Guam and then adjusting to
that culture and seeing how things are done there, and then how Western systems view and execute education, right?
And then how we do it, right?
And I swear there is a benefit to this PTSD-inducing, like, generational trauma pedagogy of the Chamorro people
that really hones your observational skills.
Like, I will credit my people for their teaching methods, that it really makes you an observer
and very observant and very particular about what you pay attention to.
And then I think, you know, you bringing up the Instagram on my IG page with my video
tutorials. So early on, I started to try and bridge the gap
between traditional Chamorro methods and Western methods.
And I, you know, like documentation too,
we're a predominantly oral tradition in the Marianas
and the greater Pacific, right?
So I want this information because I've seen a decline
in the number of weavers and we
just don't have these things written down, right?
And so this was one method of documentation that I thought I, at the time I was just doing
it.
I know that you work with a lot of pandan and coconut leaves.
Can you tell me a little bit about the materials that you use?
And do you ever stray from those two main plant sources?
Yeah, so I see you've done your research and or you have some spies.
But you're correct.
It goes by many names in English, but I do use pandanus leaves.
That's the main material that I love to work with. That's the one that I had learned justanus leaves. That's the main material that I love to work with.
That's the one that I had learned
just after coconut leaves,
and it really drew me in.
I have dabbled a little bit with bamboo.
We have a history of weaving bamboo
in the Marianas as well.
We have several vines that produce long aerial roots,
kind of like banyan trees put down those long,
skinny roots. And I use those from time to time. And if I can manipulate it and I can
try and make something with it, I'll try. But for the most part, I focus on pandanus,
which we call aggek. So aggek weaving is my focus. And then whenever somebody needs a coconut leaf basket, I'll go and get coconut leaves
and weave whatever they need.
And are a lot of these plants completely like native grown or do you have to cultivate them?
Are they in decline?
I should know this because I'm a botany student, right?
But even they don't know because these plants are kind of understudied on our side of the
Pacific.
But so amongst the thousands of species of pandanus, we have one particular named variety
called aggek.
So aggek or pandanus is a plant.
It looks a little sucian.
It's got this thin, tall brown trunk,
maybe four meters high with a sprout of
spiky reed-like leaves at the top.
It's kind of like a tall Joshua tree or
a spikier fern on top of a pole.
And aggek looks just like the other pandanus trees,
except the leaves have this bluish green,
I think in botany they call it glaucous coating on it,
waxy coating, that makes them look
like this bluish green color.
And because pandanus is a daecious,
or the male flowers and the female flowers
are on different plants. So effectively one tree is male and the other is female.
So plants can have flowers that have male and female parts. It can have separate flowers
that are male and others that are female on the same tree. Or the trees could be entirely
male while another is entirely female.
And one theory is that this strategy has evolved as a defense against insects that eat the
plants.
Kind of keep some guessing.
And for more on why there is such a beautiful floral rainbow of sex in plants, you can see
the study Plant Sex and the Evolution of Plant Defenses Against Herbivores.
But for more on why humans have variation in sexes and genders, you can see
our great mega-encore of neuroendocrinology, which we'll link in the show notes. But with
the pandanus plant, which again looks like a mix between a palm tree and a spiky agave
on a trunk, they've been cultivated on the islands for centuries by cutting off the plant
at the crown of leaves, where the trunk starts starts to become woody and then planting that during the rainier times. And while coconut trees
and some other fiber plants grow in the wild, this type of pandanus is usually planted near
people's homes or ranches, James tells me.
But anyways, that's going way deep into the pandanus grove.
Now, when you go into a grocery store or literally anywhere with a basket,
is your eye drawn to it and you say,
that's a crappy basket?
I hate it.
Or that's a machine-woven basket?
Or that's a lazy one?
What happens when you see baskets?
Because I see it, I go, it's a basket.
But you probably see things
and can absolutely detect how they were made and what they were made of. What is your reaction to
them? I don't want to come off as sounding critical or judgmental. No, you could be a snob. If anyone
I've ever talked to in my life can be a basket snob, James, it's going to be
you.
Oh, man.
You're free rein, licensed to be a basket bitch right now.
I will try not to be a basket bitch, but in all honesty, I see these baskets and I, you
know, to be honest, I cringe sometimes when my friends buy these like baskets that, you
know, Pier One has some cool stuff and like
world market, you know, these furniture slash import stores,
right that are in the States. And so when I see them buy
something that and then I like and then I go. And then sometimes
they hear it. Sometimes they don't write like and it's so
funny. And they go, Whoa, what? Why I really like this one. I
said, No, it's nice. You like it.
That's all that matters.
You know, $5 bottle of wine, $1,000 bottle of wine.
If you like it, that's all that matters.
I don't like it, but I didn't mean for you to hear that,
but I don't like it.
And so you asked about machine made or whatever.
And I think what it is for me is that I have noticed
and people are the Marianas and the greater Micronesian region
and the Polynesian region,
because those are I'm most familiar with,
we are guilty of this.
You know that stamp or sticker on things
from foreign countries says export quality, right?
Yes, yeah.
I will tell you this,
the shit they got on their country or island is way better, to
be honest.
That's right, consumers.
If you're not in the places the baskets are from, those export quality works probably
suck so bad and you don't even know it.
Humiliating.
How bad is it?
It's like if you're pinky out sipping from a champagne flute, but you don't even realize
it's actually Colt 45.
Like, okay, give you a good example.
Philippines exports a lot of pandanus weaving, even to Oahu, Guam, Tahiti, everywhere.
They have a really big industry.
They export these things, and the weave is like an inch, inch and a half across, you know, it's like
these big leaves.
It probably took them like five minutes to make that.
Oh, really?
And they probably sold it for 10 cents, American, and then America is probably charging you
$40 at this boutique.
I'm not trying to like put anyone out of business in the States, but that's just how economies
work.
But I see things and some things I fall in love with, like at an Indonesian import store
in the Bay Area when I used to live in Sacramento, because I was in the military too, and I got
stationed in various places in the states and I went
into this store and it looked bougie and fancy and I go, oh man, these are like tropical
people.
Let me go see what they got.
So James rubbed his hands together like someone hungry for dinner after a long day.
And then they had some really nicely made things that were from Pandanus as well. And
so I, you know, I may have spent more money than I should have on that basket, but you
know, it was beautiful and it was well made. And it's just because I do it myself, right?
And then I see their attention to detail. It really catches my eye and really pulls me in. And then, you know,
when my friends buy these like, you know, $15 baskets at the supermarket, the person who made
that didn't put their heart and soul into it. I think that's what separates the really nice things
from the, you know, the things that, well, somebody else can buy it.
What types of things are woven from the smallest to the biggest items?
I know that you've made everything from earrings to fishing baskets, but what types of things
are woven?
We have a wide range of woven items from containers like baskets, baskets with lids, shoulder
bags, and these are pandanas,
right? We have mats, sleeping mats, then with coconut leaves they make the thatching for roofs,
and then baskets and mats and wall coverings and fans and hats. The hats were more modern
introduction, but our western style hats with like brims and
crowns, right?
So a lot of functional things like used to shade the sun, keep out the rain, hold your
stuff, curl up to go to sleep on.
And while a lot of Pacific Islander plant fiber art is utilitarian, it doesn't have
to be.
But the smallest things I've woven, which is non-standard, I guess, is like those
miniature weaving that I did for an art exhibition in 2019. I had woven a bird, a grasshopper.
Oh, and yeah, we make toys too, like little figures and stuff out of coconut leaves and
pandanas, but they were all smaller than the diameter of a dime. Oh, my God. It could sit on a dime.
They were woven with less than one or around one millimeter strips.
Wow. That I had to split the object to and then weave them big around my.
Sausage fingers and just try and keep the form correct and then use a needle or like a
toothpick type picking tool to kind of like feed it through and then tug on the loose ends but
without like crushing the weaving because it's so tiny and And the whole exhibit, it was kind of a play on words because Guam and the Marianas is
in Micronesia.
So I got it.
Micro weaving.
Our islands are small, but we're pretty badass.
Agreed.
That's the smallest I've woven.
What is happening design-wise in your brain when you're doing that? Do you just have a kind of an idea of it,
like a 3D modeling in your head and you're just trying to manipulate into shapes?
You hit the nail on the head with that question because that's how I make new things.
I look at it in my head and actually I got into a,
I probably shouldn't be, I'm not going to name drop.
I'm just going to say that somebody who I spent a considerable amount of time with and
may or may not have lived together with this person would get on my case about not working
when I had a project to weave.
I don't think they realize that when I sit there staring at the wall or with my eyes closed,
it's not me wasting time. Like I am constantly weaving in my mind or like
what people say running the numbers. Some things need time to marinate. Trying to
see the most effective way without wasting material because you have to get
the material. They don't sell it at Hobby Lobby, right? We don't sell it at Michael's. So I have to
pick the leaves and I have to clean them if they need cleaning and process them if they
need processing. That is the most spiritual part, in my opinion, of weaving. It's like
you just sit there, you're in the zone, your mind clears,
and you're cleaning leaves, right?
You're processing materials.
But it's also the part I don't really like.
Because it's not the creation part.
The creation part is what, you know,
what is that phrase I learned from an old man?
And say, tickles my fancy.
Yeah, it's something that really keeps me doing it.
I mean, if you didn't like something,
you wouldn't be doing it for 30 years unless it pays your bills, you know?
Right, right.
So with that previous roommate of mine, I was like, you need to finish your project.
I have to like know what I'm going to do first, you know,
without wasting copious amounts of material, right?
So yeah.
So that's what happens.
I think about it.
I assemble it in my head like
you had described and go from there. And James has crafted these tiny sculptures of thin, thin
strips of plant fiber, making geometric but intricate shrimp and grasshoppers and scorpions,
whose proportions are spot on, but they remain a little abstract in this angularity.
And of course, the colors are fresh green.
Some have streaks of drying yellow,
but all the plant strips look impeccable and unblemished,
and that is not by chance.
And when it comes to prepping the leaves,
I know that there's probably a certain tenderness
that you need and a greenness that
you have to have to weave at a malleability.
Does some of that come from soaking it in water or leaving it in the sun to wilt?
Is there a really narrow time window that you can weave with?
So it depends on the material.
Coconut leaves, depending on which branch you take, because they kind of look like,
you know, palm tree, right?
And so the bottom most leaves are mostly reserved for thatching and work baskets because they're
really stiff and they're hard to manipulate.
They don't lend themselves over to fine weaving.
And then the higher up leaves are more soft and supple and pliable.
They easily worked but again they're not as structurally tough, right?
So when it comes to weaving, upstairs coconut leaves or binya are softer and better for
finer work and the downstairs leaves are hardier and stiffer and better for structural functional things.
But it also depends on how you treat them
once they're harvested.
So it just depends.
Coconut leaves, if you pick the binga,
the bane of my journey's beginning,
the young leaf, and you wilt that in the sun,
you have maybe two days to work with it
if you keep it out of the sun after initially wilting it.
Green leaves from further down the tree
last much longer off the tree,
and then pandanus, which is really nice.
Albrecht is a very special cultivar.
You pick the leaves when they die,
and they've turned brown on the tree.
This is one way anyways.
And you remove the horrendous thorns the leaves when they die and they've turned brown on the tree. This is one way anyways.
And you remove the horrendous thorns that grow on three sides of the leaves, the margins
and the middle.
These thorns are no joke, man. I looked them up and they're similar to the serrated shark
teeth that are on the sides of aloe plants. So first you have to contend with and remove
those.
And then you roll them up into these coils that are, you know,
basically if you imagine like a belt that's rolled up onto itself,
like a coil of that shape.
And so these leaves, if you pick them at noon,
when the sun is directly over you,
you would think everything would be really hot and dry and brittle or crispy, as we say in Chamorro English.
But these leaves are still soft and supple.
You can like crumple them up and wrap them around your hand and they don't crack.
And that's why they're renowned in the greater Micronesian region and why they've exported plants to other islands. So there's no need for soaking or wetting the leaves.
You basically just process them, store them in your house, and you have to put
them in the sun every so often because it's so humid in the Marianas that if you
leave the coiled leaves in your house, sometimes they get moldy.
You know, so when you store your leaves, traditionally,
you're supposed to put them in the sun like once a week
if you're not using them and then flip them over to,
I think that the English word is like solar sterilized,
they call it.
But that's basically what we're doing.
You know, it's funny, my husband does that
with his jujitsu things before he washes them.
He takes his disgusting sweaty jujitsu stuff, puts it on the porch and lets it dry and then
he throws it in the water. It makes a difference. This is actually more than just anecdotal. There's
a paper coming out in the December issue of Infection Prevention in Practice titled Evaluation of the
Anti-Microbial effect of a far UV
radiation lamp in a real-life environment which reminds us that UV
light has been used for over a century as a germicide and high-energy short
wavelength UVC light in particular is good at messing with the DNA of microbes
although sunshine can itself kill nasties. There was a 2018 paper
titled, Daylight Exposure Modulates Bacterial Communities Associated with
Household Dust, in the journal Microbiome, which notes that even letting more
sunshine through your windows can reduce bacterial load and household dust. So
when you're staring off into space watching dust motes dancing in a beam of
light, just know that they are in peril and you're the off into space, watching dust motes dancing in a beam of light, just
know that they are in peril and you're the villain in their story.
Speaking of letting your mind wander, what are you thinking about when you're weaving?
Are you listening to music?
Are you just processing thoughts?
Are you listening to a book on tape?
So basically I'm listening to Ologies with Ali Ward all day every day.
No, I'm just kidding. Sorry.
It's fine.
So for the most part I have found over the many years,
YouTube and Netflix and VCR tapes and DVDs are not good accompaniments for weaving.
Not because I cannot weave without looking or something,
but you make mistakes when you're distracted, right?
Things that other people wouldn't see,
but another weaver of similar skill will look,
give you the look, look back at your thing,
and then what's the word?
Short-ull.
I'll be lying if I say we're not judgmental.
You will be short-holed upon by your weaving peers if you're sloppy.
So do you just kind of let your brain sit in silence and your thoughts wander?
Yeah, sometimes I try to listen to music, but then I get like hung up on the meaning or the emotion or the mood of the music.
So even with classical music too.
So a lot of times when I'm weaving, I'm just sitting here just weaving, going to take a break.
I don't think I ever get burned out of weaving, but my body will disagree with me.
Mentally, I'm like, I can go for 24 or 36 hours, but my arms and fingers
slow down, bro.
Last week's episode was about exactly this. It was about burnout. And James is doing just
what expert Dr. Candy Weins recommends. He's taking breaks, he's getting a coffee or a
snack when he needs to, and he's listening to his body as he works. Way to go. Doing
it right. Well, we had a question about that from listeners.
Can I ask you some listener questions?
We'll do kind of a lightning round.
Amazing.
First, we'll donate to a cause of his choosing.
And this week it's going to Seigan Kodaran Chamaro,
the Chamaro Cultural Center,
which hosts Chamaro artisans and cultural practitioners
who wish to develop and exhibit their art form,
and those who wish to develop and exhibit their art form, and
those who wish to share and sharpen their skills in traditional methods of farming,
cooking and healing.
And we'll link the Chamorro Cultural Center in the show notes.
So thanks for the heads up on their great work, James, and thanks to sponsors who make
that donation possible.
Okay, let's get into the weeds with your questions.
I thought this was a great question.
Addy Capello, Brianna Chatterton, Earl of Gremelkin, and Eating Dog Hair for a Living,
in Eating Dog Hair's words, asked, how many cuts on your fingers do you estimate you've
had?
And Addy Capello asked, do your fingers get sliced up a bunch?
So that generally only occurs during the Pandana sleeve processing stage, which
after almost 30 years of experience, I've minimized it to maybe five to 10 pricks of those giant thorns
on the edges. But oh my God, in the beginning and my students, it's so fun because I have such a good,
I have every really good
book face. So I have approximately seven apprentices on other islands and one on
Oahu. Seven apprentices. And when we clean leaves together, it's always fun to hear
that. And then I had a stupid leaf. You know, they get upset at the leaf.
And I said, okay, you know what the elders say?
If the ugly guy kisses you, it's a good leaf.
And they go, I don't like these kinds of kisses.
And I go, well, you know, it's just a nice way of saying
if you get poked by the ugly guy, it's a good leaf.
Which I think they just say that
because you're undoubtedly gonna get poked by the ugly, it's a good leaf, which I think they just say that because you're undoubtedly going to get poked by the thorns, you know.
I feel like every kid has heard their mom or dad in the garage building something with
the exact same kind of words.
We've all heard it from somewhere.
It just means you're making progress. God damn it. You know? We've all heard it from somewhere.
That just means you're making progress.
A lot of people had questions about patterns.
Ali B., Dave Brewer, Deanna, Mouse Paxton, Anthony Richards, Jacob Shepherd, Laili Broughton,
and Cooper Michael asked, do the patterns tell stories in any way?
And Ali B. wanted to know, are baskets and other items made by a pattern like knitting
or crochet?
So kind of sort of, let's move to first the patterns with meaning.
So unfortunately, the Marianas has a very storied history with the outside intervention and influence over the years and suppression of knowledge. So although we still knew how to do these patterns
and still know how to weave and do
certain indigenous technologies that benefited the colonizers,
like weaving and building.
And shipbuilding was ceased, so inter-island navigation
was stamped out early on,
but hut building they really liked
and basket weaving they really liked.
Farming, our farming they really liked.
So they allowed us to farm and really good fishermen, right?
But the patterns that we weave
don't have deep significant meaning anymore.
But this traditionally tied, millennium old meaning
is gone, unfortunately.
And then the other question was regarding forms or patterns
and weaving, like knitting, right?
So yes and no.
So we use these wooden blocks that we've been making
for thousands of years from local woods.
Like we, you know, take a log and shape it into a cylinder or a box, and we would weave around that.
And that's to reproduce the same thing.
And on that wooden block or in the weaver's head, because we were mostly a rope memorization culture, you know, there was no writing back in the day, really.
They would memorize how many strips it would take to weave that certain basket.
And then later on, like even I do it now where I will write, I call them my recipes.
Other people say it sounds better a formula.
And I go, I don't care.
It's just some numbers and measurements
of what I need to make this purse that people really like.
OK, so how does he do it?
Let's get to some behind the scenes fundamentals here.
So when I come up with a new item that
has a particular way of making it,
I will usually make the strips as long as I possibly can,
so they'll be long enough for the project, right?
And then once I get all those information down in my head,
and when I start to do the final trimming or tucking,
and then I measure the leaves one last time
and I write it down, right?
I think we used the word interchangeably,
design and pattern, right?
So these like patterns on the actual weaving itself,
they're very geometric and very mathematical.
Something special studies course that I used to teach
at the University of Guam.
And so I would tell them that welcome to this,
what do they call it now?
They call it something fancy in academia,
but I always tell them is weaving is a holistic approach
to being a jack ofof-all-trades
and master of the- because you got to know math, you got to know meteorology for planting the plants,
right? You know, you got to know a little bit about weather, and then you got to know about humidity
and the manipulation of the material, and then you got to know agriculture so you can plant the
plants, right? So like interdisciplinary studies? Oh yes, there's the word that they are saying.
This is, do you thought this was gonna be an easy PZ
weaving class, easy A, but this is an interdisciplinary
class that only one professor's teaching.
It's me.
Welcome to weaving 101.
It's a 300 level course.
So going back to the pedagogy part or the teaching methodology,
all of this was being done by my elders.
It's just they didn't make my feelings feel good and hold my hand and tell me,
James, this is a 45 degree angle.
Your basket looks like shit because it's at a 80 degree angle
and there's holes in it
because you didn't measure your strips properly.
So that's how I bridge the gap.
I try to tell them that this weaving is supposed to be
at a 45 degree angle.
If you're too much or too little of an angle,
you're going to have gaps and it won't hold the materials you want or water is going to
seep out or whatever and all these crazy things.
So James teaches a little differently than he learned, which is to say that he explains
things because he wants this art and tradition to continue. But it's not easy to wrap your
head around first.
It's a whole lot to think about.
Well, you mentioned something about having gaps and a lot of people, basic question,
but Will Clark, Rachel Guthrie, Ariel Bell, Kelly Shaver, Issa Brillard and Adam Foote
all wanted to know how do you make them watertight?
Ah.
How does that work?
watertight. How does that work? So for coconut leaf weaving, you need to size your leaves. If you ever go to the tropics where they have coconut leaves, doesn't matter Caribbean,
Pacific, right? Doesn't matter. And you see a coconut leaf weaver, nine times out of 10,
he's doing it because you're there, right? He's not doing it for himself, right? He's
doing a demonstration. He's probably trying to sell you there, right? He's not doing it for himself, right? He's doing a demonstration.
He's probably trying to sell you a coconut leaf hat,
more power to him.
He's going to weave that hat as fast as possible, right?
To make money, right?
Or to demonstrate because you're getting paid
to do it by the hotel, right?
But the functional and good stuff requires more precision.
But the more advanced weaving is like for coconut leaves that you make them all the
same width. So natural materials are just that they grow as they grow and there's variation,
right? So you've got to get them as close as possible to each other. Then when you weave it,
they're at a pretty close 45 degree angle and you have to weave it tight. And so while you're
weaving it, you only weave a few inches at a a time let it wilt and dry out because it has moisture
right and then the leaves shrink a little then you retighten it then you
weave up further and then at the end you moisten the leaves just enough
because already dried to make them pliable again but not so moist that they
expand from absorbing the water.
And you close the basket as tightly as possible without breaking the leaves.
And then once the basket dries, you shouldn't see but just pin pricks of light through the
basket.
Coconut leaves, right?
And most people don't think of coconut leaf baskets as being able to hold water. And then when the basket gets wet
and it soaks up all the leaves,
the leaves expand and close up those tiny gaps
that are impossible to close up.
It's just part of nature.
The basket swells up and I'm not saying
it's like having a plastic bag, okay?
But it can hold water for quite a long time.
It's not like having a hydro flask or canteen, right?
It's like it can hold water.
James says it's not just the coconut leaves that can hold water.
The pandanus leaves can as well with a slightly different technique.
If you weave exceptionally well and exceptionally tightly,
when the basket expands, the
leaves, the actual leaves, the material expands with the absorption of water, it
swells up and tightens the weave even more. And so through this, I would call
it basically through the ancient Chamorro people's observations, I don't
think they had a physics book and knew about capillary actions of leaves.
But they knew that if they did it this way, it would hold water.
And so some people, what they do is they double up the baskets so that it has a longer time
to hold water.
Capillary actions, I noticed, how plants draw water up from their roots, kind of like pulling
a chain of water molecules
up from the bottom of the plant through the leaves.
They're like, come on, we're going this way,
we're thirsty.
Does it shrink back, is it reusable,
or is it a one-time only deal?
Yes, it looks ugly as hell,
because it gets wrinkled,
the leaves expanded and then contracted,
but it works many, many times.
Well, we had some people that asked about materials and Emily Krieger says,
stop it, I'm making dogbane cord right now as I saw this post.
I would love to hear more about best forage materials.
Robbie Robbins said that they've been learning to weave with invasive species.
Oliver Callis asked if invasive species
or vines such as kudzu could be used for basket weaving. Annika Mandelort, first-time question
asker, says, for those of us without any easy access to fresh pandan leaves, and says,
hafa adai from Seattle. But still want to learn this style of weaving. What other materials would
you recommend using if you don't have access to fresh pandan or coconut?
Okay, so foraging, invasive katsu, and other materials that can be used, right?
So this can tie in a little bit to the invasive species.
Like, let's say I have this like thing, plant or tree or bush or shrub in my yard,
and I'm trying to kill it, right? Because I don't want it there.
But he says he could make something fun with prolifically growing vines like the Japanese
and Chinese native kudzu that was introduced to the U.S. 150 years ago as an ornamental
and a potential snackie for livestock but it has since blanketed the eastern U.S. It's kudzu's
world. We're just living in it. I have seen kudzu from a distance
when I was down in the Panhandle of Florida.
And it looks like kudzu produces very long vines.
I think the reason for bringing it in was cattle fodder,
but it didn't work because American cows don't like kudzu
apparently or something.
And then it became invasive.
I bet it could be used because it
produces very long materials. And so I guess transitioning into the question, apparently
from one of my people, half a day from Oahu to Washington.
Half a day means hi or hello or hey in the Chamorro language. So half a day. Annika? The alternative
materials that you could use is like those packing straps from like boxes,
those plastic ones that are like half an inch, quarter inch in width, you know, if
you can collect a bunch of those and try them out. They're really stiff though. So
these are called strapping bands or 5 millimeter PP polypropylene plastic
packing strips if you
are nasty. And our editor Mercedes told me that she used to work a postal job and she
took a little ball of this home once and says years later her cat still loves to play with
it. And yes, I did find many a YouTube video with great beginner instructions. So you can
check out the link on our website or just search for things like strapping weaving or packing strip weaving but if you feel like your
hands are too delicate to fumble with a stiff plastic however. And then I know
that some people practice with ribbon they'll go get like half inch wide
nylon ribbon the little bit stiffer stuff and then like cut them to length
and then lay them them to length and
then lay them out and weave baskets.
I have an apprentice that went to school in the States and he was my student for like
three or four years and he loves weaving.
He would go to his professor's office and then take all the paper from the shredder
and it would shred it in quarter and strips.
It wasn't like top secret material that was pulverized.
It was just like long strips of paper.
He wove me a basket.
I still have it.
I still have it. Leonardo Orsini.
He wove me this white paper basket.
I think he was a little bit like a mamalo,
like ashamed or worried that I wouldn't
like it.
And I still have it.
It went with me from Guam to Luta.
And then I brought it back from Luta to Guam.
You know, some people see that and go, where did you get that?
The store.
And I go, no, this, don't touch that.
That's precious.
Yeah.
I hope he hears this.
Two more questions.
Robbie Robbins wants to know, how do you feel about non-Indigenous people learning traditional
weaving techniques?
And says, I'm sure it's different for different cultures, but I hate the idea of losing this
knowledge to time.
This was also on the minds of Eli the Fish Guy Moe, Dave Langlinase, Brenna Pricksley,
Rachel Gardner, and Maya, who, as a white lady, asked, yes, my ancestors undoubtedly
wove baskets, but not these baskets.
These are not my baskets, but can I know these baskets?
And Rachel Pristaco wanted to know,
yeah, how do you feel about non-integerous people learning
the skill of basket weaving?
Is it cultural appropriation, or is there
a way to learn, respectively, if this is not
part of your culture?
Ooh, that's the million dollar question.
Right.
Yeah. I get that question. Right. Yeah.
I get that question.
I get that question asked me a lot here.
And then they wait for my validation.
James is really respected among his peers
and among really good weavers and the greater
indigenous arts and traditions community.
So he's a good person to ask.
OK, I'm going to tell you my opinion.
I don't normally preface something
with saying this is my official stance on something with saying this is my official stance on
something, but this is my official stance on something.
If the practitioner accepts you as their student, I don't care where or what place.
Right?
right? Let's say one of your viewers learns weaving from the small island of XYZ and the teacher taught your listener XYZ weaving, right? You know, all things considered, I
would respect that because even if you were white, black, Chamorro, right? Because we're
not from XYZ Island and the person learned and was taught by a person
of that culture and was gifted that knowledge.
Who am I to challenge that practitioner
who thought that person worthy of their knowledge?
It wouldn't be intergenerational transmission,
but that knowledge that was transmitted to that person.
Right? Like I have no place to say that's wrong, right?
So if a Hawaiian or Chamorro teaches an outsider,
that's, you know, their prerogative, right?
The community might say something different.
They might say,
why are you teaching the foreign colonizers our stuff?
And then I go, well, I'm not the one teaching them your stuff.
I'm teaching them my stuff.
Step back, please.
You know, like I've had to tell some practitioners in other places.
I won't name specific islands or states, say, why are you teaching this people?
And I go, it's none of your business why I'm teaching them.
Stay in your lane.
You know, you're not my teacher.
You're not the minister of Chamorro basket weaving.
So it's no such thing anyways. But, you know, I have to remind some people,
especially other Chamorros, right, like Imanoto Guam or Imanoto Mariana's, right?
Mariana's people. Hey, this is not yours to control.
So if you were so concerned about it, you would have learned it too.
So that I wouldn't have to rely on outsiders who are interested,
because apparently our people are not as interested in it as I think they should be, right? And so focusing back in on myself,
this knowledge that I share, especially on Instagram, so some people say,
oh God, I can't believe you put it on Instagram. Actually, 99.99% of the feedback I've gotten about
my Instagram posts from Chamorros and non-Chamorros alike.
Everybody's so appreciative.
I've actually had people from Hawaii who, this is just between you, me, and the million
people that listen to your radio show, that Hawaiian people are very proud.
They're very proud of their culture, which is great. But I've actually had Hawaiians reach out to me
because they found somehow my videos on Instagram
and they were able to reintroduce weaving
into their families because for some reason
in the 60s and 70s, nobody was interested in learning.
And they would tell me these like really heartwarming stories where they have learned from me and
they didn't want to tell me that they were learning from me yet until they got better
because they didn't want to disappoint me.
And I was like, oh, don't worry.
I have seven of my own disappointments.
I have apprentices, don't worry. And for me personally, if I am approached by, I don't care if you're white, black, brown,
purple, green, it doesn't matter, I suppose.
I think it's your intentions.
What are your intentions?
I'm not saying don't sell weaving, right?
Or whatever.
I mean, like, are you coming to learn because you want to learn?
Or are you just coming because it's trendy
and you're not really going to focus and you're going to waste my time?
Like, I've had students from the Marianas who tell me they want to learn,
and it's just because right now cultural renaissance is happening,
and everyone's trendy to be Chamorro.
And I want to learn the language, but I'm not going to do it well.
And I want to learn the language, but I'm not going to do it well. And I want to learn weaving, but my weaving is going to look like something, uh,
Senor Bamba will vomit in their mouth a little later on.
But to answer those questions about cultural appropriation and whatnot, in my
opinion, and my stance, if you were to learn weaving or whatever cultural
practice that is allowable to be taught.
Like there are some things that Chamorros will not teach outsiders.
They will not teach.
Even if you ask, let's say some of these spiritual healers, right?
Some do herbal medicine, some do massage,
some do spiritual intervention,
I guess is what you can call it for the ancestral spirits.
The people that do the ancestral spirit work or intervention, I guess is what you can call it, for the ancestral spirits. The people that do the ancestral spirit work or intervention or I like to call it
also arbitration. I don't think they would teach outsiders. I'm pretty sure
they won't because that is something that's only passed down. Maybe times are
changing, you know, just like weaving. Weaving was reserved for family, you know,
intergenerational transmission between grandparents and parents and then children and then grandchildren like that.
But times change. Maybe in 10, 15 years, some person that's not Chamorro is going to go
to a Chamorro practitioner and be like, teach me your spiritual intervention training. And
then they'll be like, ah, sure. You're the first person that's interested in like 10
years. Yeah, sure, come on in.
And this next one about tomorrow's baskets
was asked by Robin Stumbo, anthro curator, Kelly Shaver.
And well, looking into the future, Susan Gare says,
thank you for this topic.
I come from a tribe known for our basket making,
and I would like to hear about plant stewardship and climate
change.
Are impacts from changing climate affecting weaving
in your region?
Is anything being done to mitigate it?
And I know that you're a botany student now,
so last listener question, maybe a little bit of a bummer,
but climate change, how is it affecting that?
Oh, this is actually a hot topic right now.
Right.
So climate change and how it affects cultural practices across the wide gamut of disciplines,
right?
It's not just weaving or herbal medicine, but it's also fisheries, traditional fisheries
and everything.
So traditionally, albgut and coconut leaves that are used for weaving come from the coastline
just because of airflow and sunlight and both plants can tolerate brackish water,
salty water, like mixture of salt and fresh water, right? They have been grown
there because of the access to full Sun because if you plant them in the jungle
they don't get the barrage of solar rays that make the leaves stronger and more
durable. But anyways, the rising tides are shrinking some coastlines or enveloping some islands at that, right?
And so it's definitely of great concern.
The last part of the question, you know, what are we doing?
Well, to be honest, I'm not doing that much myself other than telling people my observations
from my conservation work in the jungle in the Marianas.
And hopefully me, like, tapping the shoulders of my ecology friends and biology friends
who are in those circles keep telling them what I'm seeing and what is being affected
and what trends are being noticed with certain plants and new observations of insects moving into areas that they're not in normally,
invasive species that are encroaching into native forests because of these changes in the shift of the rainy season, the monsoon season and everything.
Definitely I am alerting people to that and I think it's a major concern for practitioners who utilize these wild, non-timber forest products to make their
creations. And maybe soon we'll be able to design some studies and figure out why they're
declining. But until then, we're noticing that they're declining.
And I imagine that's got to be one difficult thing about what you do. Listen, a mission
of ours is to debunk flim flam and clear up matters of ignorance. So I'm asking this next
one for myself and for listeners, Josh Fry, RJ Deutch, Annette for Wine, Ted Hamilton, Melanie
Yakimovic, Erin Everton, Lena Carpenter, Baz Pugmeier, Mark Rubin, Sugar Puff Daddykins,
Curtis Takahashi, and Kelly Shaver. And they all asked a mix of questions about the same topic,
some wondering if it was a real thing and others wondering how James handles questions about it. So in first time question asker Kelly
McConnell's words, I went to you Miami, go Canes, I had to look it up. That's a hurricanes,
where we are said to major in underwater basket weaving. It seems insulting to actual basket
weavers, right? Does the underwater add anything there? Where did that come from? So let's
ask a smart person a not smart question to clear this up once and for all and I always ask the
Hardest part about what you do and the best but the hardest part
I feel like one thing must just be all the people who ask about underwater basket weaving
Yeah
Um, yeah.
Okay. Is that the final question? I mean, is that the full question? No, I'm wondering if that's the worst part about what you do or if there's something else.
Oh, okay. I thought you were asking and I was like, oh, I thought this was a world renowned
but it's actually desi.
There are people who I'm sure that gets brought up all the time.
And don't worry, we will not ask whether or not
that is something that you do.
I was thinking that's gotta be the hardest thing
about what you do.
So yeah, yeah, it is.
They say, oh, did you learn that in underwater
basket weaving at college?
You know, stuff like that.
Yeah, it is definitely, you know, to piggyback on this as the heart,
it is, it's the worst. Before I left Rhoda, I was going to go on one last dive with the dive
master because she's my neighbor, but I wanted to bring coconut leaves under water with me.
I wish I would have done it, but I ran out of time and she was for it. She was was like I heard that that's famous in America. I was like, no, it's not a thing
No, it's not a thing like underwater basket weaving is not a thing. Yes. It's not a thing. Well, it's crazy
I heard that there is a college that does it now
They wear scuba gear and they go in a pool and they weave baskets
underwater basket weaving courses in college made the rounds in comedy acts in the 1960s
as something that would be an easy A. Not only does it not exist, but honestly it takes
years to perfect techniques of indigenous craft. It is not a college major nor is it
a part of James's life.
That's not what I do.
But yeah, anything else, any other flim flam you'd want to bust or anything else that's
really difficult about what you do.
So a lot of these questions that have been asked by your listening audience were really
good.
And so I think the hardest one is when people have an outside in knowledge
of this craft or skill, and they truly don't know,
they will tell me that I'm doing it wrong.
And I have to remind them that this is what my family
taught me and this is what friends of my family taught me.
And then whenever I get these people,
whether or not they're Chamorro,
Filipino, or even some people from other islands,
have a couple of white people do it too.
They'll say, I can do that.
Why is that basket $30?
The leaves are free.
Then I go, another person.
I go, well, here.. I go, well, here.
Here's a branch of coconut leaves.
Weave one and I'll pay you $30 to take it home.
And then they look at me and because I know the person that says that, they're just trying
to get a discount.
Like, don't barrage me with the reasons why my basket shouldn't cost $20 or $500.
Don't tell me it's easy or your grandma used to do it.
Well, more power to your grandma if she still does it.
Oh, that makes me so mad for you.
I will say with a clear conscience,
this is something I hate.
I usually say it's a pet peeve or I dislike it,
but that I hate.
What about your favorite thing about weaving?
So I guess it's a two-part thing.
I love creating new things, but I think for me,
one of the best parts is when I'm sitting there
with a student or a workshop attendee
or an apprentice of mine, and when they learn something
and excel at it, and then take that knowledge
and manipulate it in their way.
Because I don't teach it.
Ali, if you were one of my students, I wouldn't say, okay, today we're going to
make a purse or today we're going to make a pocket protector.
It's when my students have that click and they too see the trees from the forest,
so to speak, or the individual strips from the final product
and how those things are interacting with each other to form that thing, that woven
item. It really makes me feel accomplished because I'm this stoic, angry Chamorro teacher.
I don't let them know my emotions. No, that's not true. I really want them
to know that that is like my proudest moment is when I see them doing things that for lack of a
better word, endangered now, you know, the lack of people doing it. That's like my proudest,
like happiest. The thing I love the most is seeing others succeed in this thing that I love so much.
Yeah.
I love that you're sharing it and that it's available for people to marvel at and to learn
and just to appreciate from however afar they might be.
I mean, keep on doing what you're doing.
Yeah, thank you.
I am grateful that you know we talk.
So ask talented people tons of questions
about what they love, because that's how you learn things.
James, thank you for asking your aunt and your Uncle Pedro
about baskets and sharing what you know with us.
And please enjoy more of James's work and his teachings
on his Instagram, Kenyan Guahan, which
we'll link in the show notes, as well as
a link to our website for more studies
and resources about this ology. Now, we may not have covered your local materials or customs
in weaving, but let this episode just inspire you to seek out basket making or plant weaving or
whatever. Put a little lightning of excitement in your belly about this. Do it for James.
Now, thank you, Dr. Kaylee Swift of the Corvid Fanatology episode about crow funerals
who introduced us. We'll link her episode in the show notes as well. And we're
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you a secret. And this week it's that I write the things I have to do or sometimes the asides that
I have to research and write up. I number them and I put them on little slips and then I put them in
a cup and I draw them out and I have to do whatever is on the slip of paper. I cannot procrastinate or put that one off.
If it's on the slip of paper, that's what I have to do.
But remember, take breaks, maybe go pick something invasive,
make a fruit bowl, you deserve it.
I think you can do it.
Okay, bye bye.
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