Ologies with Alie Ward - Chickenology (HENS & ROOSTERS) Part 1 with Tove Danovich
Episode Date: March 29, 2023Yes, Chickenology is a real word. And we have questions. Such as: should you get a chicken?! Chicken-haver and author of “Under the Henfluence” Tove Danovich stops in to recall how her casual back...yard chicken experiment turned into an obsession, a lifestyle, and then a book. We chat about junglefowl, chicken competitions, egg prices, chicken statues, bird personalities, coop logistics, avian flus, shell hues, earlobes, live chicken cams, and more on this Part 1. Stay tuned next week as we address a record-breaking number of listener questions. And watch out for leghorns. See Tove on her 2023 book tour!Buy Tove’s book: Under the Henfluence: Inside the World of Backyard Chickens and the People Who Love ThemVisit Tove’s website and follow her on Instagram and TwitterFollow Tove’s chickens on InstagramA donation went to Second Hen’dMore episode sources and linksOther episodes you may enjoy: Oology Encore (EGGS), Ornithology (BIRDS), Pelicanology (PELICANS), Penguinology (PENGUINS), Procyonology (RACCOONS), Opossumology (O/POSSUMS), Veterinary Biology (CRITTER FIXING), Bisonology (BUFFALO), Indigenous Cuisinology (NATIVE COOKING), Plumology (FEATHERS), Condorology (CONDORS & VULTURES), Wildlife Ecology (FIELDWORK), Felinology (CATS), Lupinology (WOLVES)Sponsors of OlogiesTranscripts and bleeped episodesSmologies (short, classroom-safe) episodesBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a monthOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, masks, totes!Follow @Ologies on Twitter and InstagramFollow @AlieWard on Twitter and InstagramEditing by Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio Productions and Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media and Mark David ChristensonTranscripts by Emily White of The WordaryWebsite by Kelly R. DwyerTheme song by Nick Thorburn
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Oh, hey, it's your neighbor's daughter
who approves of your new mustache.
Allie Ward, get ready.
I don't even wanna belabor this intro.
This has been a long time coming.
Okay, we already did an ology episode about eggs
of all varieties, but never,
never have we done a chicken's episode.
Chickens, what are they up to?
Who are they?
Are they soft?
What's up with their flappy faces?
Do they like us?
Where do they come from?
Should I get a chicken?
I knew that there was a chicken book
coming out by this guest.
And I hounded her for the better part of a year,
asking her to talk turkey about hens and roosters,
and today's the day.
Her book, Under the Hen Fluence,
it hatches today, March 28th, 2023,
and the world of chicken people may never be the same.
So she hopped on a mic from Portland, Oregon,
and amid ambient animal noises,
we just clucked on and on about chickens
so much that it necessitated a part two,
which is due out next week.
But before we get to it, thank you to everyone
on patreon.com slash oligies for supporting the show
for a buck or more a month
and submitting your questions for part two
in the history of oligies.
We've been making this show for five and a half years.
We've never had so many questions submitted for a topic,
even more than our 2022 ADHD episodes.
So chickens, oh, we're into this.
So thanks patrons, and thanks to everyone
who tells a friend about the show
and who subscribes and rates and leaves me reviews,
like a basket of golden treasures,
I read each one and to prove it,
here's a farm fresh one from Christine,
who says, Ally, my new dad,
is more relatable than most relatives.
I'm no longer ashamed of wearing the same sweater every day,
the goth days, or eating smoked oysters out of a can
because somehow she made it cool.
Christine, if there were a vibe check, you'd pass it.
I read them all, okay, let's get into this.
Find a comfy perch, perk your ears up for chicken ears,
egg colors, jungle fowl, world records,
fallen political figures, chicken statues,
Hollywood hens, coop logistics, agricultural semantics,
chicken clucks, fuzzy babies, rooster thorns,
and so, so much more,
as we chicken scratch the surface in part one
with Hen Mom, chicken researcher,
journalist and author of Under the Hen Fluence,
Inside the World of Backyard Chickens,
and the people who love them.
Chickenologist, Tova Danovich.
I am Tova Danovich, and I use she, her pronouns.
And it's Tova?
It is Tova.
I've been calling you Tov this whole time.
You and everyone are so, you're not alone.
That's so good to know.
I'm already learning so much.
The end, that's it, that's all we have to do.
Do people call you the chicken lady?
Maybe behind my back, which would be fair, honestly,
but not to my face.
I feel like once your book comes out,
a lot more people are gonna be calling you the chicken lady.
Probably, yeah, I mean, it's okay, I'm ready.
Mentally and emotionally prepared, so.
What is it like for someone who deals with chickens
and eggs to incubate a book about chickens and eggs
for so long and have it hatch?
Yeah, it's weird.
I mean, I've been kind of talking about chickens
to anyone who will listen in my much smaller circle
of husbands and friends and family.
In the occasional article,
but I've been working on this book
almost as long as I've had chickens, close to five years.
And you are based in Portland?
I am, mm-hmm.
Does everyone in Portland either have a beehive or chickens?
Is it one or the other?
I think so, they might make you sign something
before you move here.
Certainly, that are like dogs,
which was one of the reasons we chose to move to Portland
is we have now two very spoiled dogs,
but we learned through some article,
Portland was the most dog-friendly city
in the United States,
and we're like, well, that's a good fit for us, so.
But yeah, certainly if people don't have chickens,
they have one or more friends who haven't keep chickens,
which keeps the overall numbers down.
It's like, we get too many eggs from our chickens
for what we can use as two people,
so we need someone to give those eggs away too, so.
This is unlike anything else that's happening,
I feel like in the country right now.
You're flush with eggs and everyone else is eggless.
I went to Trader Joe's the other day,
they told me I had to get there by noon
in order to get eggs of any kind.
Wow, that's a lot.
And they're also like $8 a dozen at some places.
More on the eggs-cruising crisis of shortages
and what the future holds later in the show,
but for now, how does one become a chicken expert?
We all need to know.
But take me back a little bit in your history.
Did you grow up on a farm?
Did you grow up with animals?
Yeah, so my family on my mom's side are all farmers,
like they were Norwegian, German immigrants,
came to the Midwest, started some farms.
Some people are still farming there,
but they used to have a dairy,
and so I grew up hearing all of these stories
about my mom going to visit her uncles
and having to hold the cow's tails during milking,
and my grandma definitely had chickens
when she was growing up,
and her mom actually raised chickens
for something called egg money,
which was very, very common.
They just kind of gave chickens to all the ladies,
and were like, here, you'll make some money out of this,
and you can use that to spend on school supplies,
groceries, clothing, like literally
all of the household expenses
were from these chicken businesses
that women used to have back in the day.
I had no idea that egg money was a thing,
and I found a paper titled
The Social Meaning of Money, Special Monies,
published in the Journal of Sociology in 1989,
and it explained that among farm families,
women's egg money and butter money
were distinguished from husband's wheat money,
or corn money, suggesting a dual economy
with women and children providing for living expenses
while husbands paid for mortgages and new machinery,
and this paper explains that for middle-class families,
egg money was more of kind of an innocent slush fund
for clothes and treats,
kind of like the original good vibes-only
girl boss side hustle,
but without any pyramid schemes,
selling stretch pants to your Facebook friends.
Although now, with college expenses,
if they are kind of a weird economy,
a young lady can make up to $10,000 in egg money,
but it's a different kind of egg money,
and chicken money doesn't involve syringes.
So I kind of grew up with those stories very much in my mind.
When I was little, I did 4-H with my sheep,
but I did not have chickens until five years ago,
and that was mostly because I just wanted some eggs
in the backyard.
There wasn't even an egg shortage then,
but it seemed like a nice thing to have.
I was very interested in animal welfare also,
so that way, if you're raising your chickens,
you can guarantee that they were raised well.
So that was kind of how I wound up here.
End of the henhouse, I go.
What was it like when you got the first chicken?
Did you just go get 12 fertilized eggs from Whole Foods
and put them on a heating pad,
or did you go to the feed store and try to pick one out?
Well, who was your first chicken?
Who were they?
Yeah, so I ordered them online as you do these days,
and they came in the mail, which is wild.
What?
Yeah, since 1913, our good old USPS
has been shipping baby chicks
that are a day old through the mail across the country.
So initially, it was by train,
and then, of course, we got planes.
So now it's trucks and airplanes
that are bringing baby chicks.
Even the ones you get at the local farm store,
those have come through the mail
from one of these hatcheries that have chicks.
So that was how I got them.
I thought I was going to get really classic chickens,
and then I started looking at what was out there
and was like, oh my God, there are 450 breeds of chickens.
This is crazy.
I didn't know what I could have.
So I got slightly fancier chickens,
and then I went to the post office.
I stood in line.
You've got mail.
The post clerk went back and brought out
the little box that was peeping.
You could hear it getting closer.
And then I brought them back home
and put them in their little brooder box in their bathroom,
and that's how the chickens came to be.
How was the post employee?
Were they like, this box is peeping?
Did they want to see it?
I would have been like, open it up.
Let me touch their little tiny fuzzy heads.
Yeah.
You know, the first time she was just like,
oh yeah, we get chickens all the time.
It's very nice.
But the second time, she was like, you know,
it's really good to check and make sure the chicks are OK.
Here is a box opener.
In case you want to do that right here, I'm standing.
And then we just stared at them for a little bit.
Oh my gosh.
Bless her moxie for that.
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing.
I'm so glad that she made her desires known,
because that's human nature, and I'm proud of her.
And so when you say fancier breeds,
are we talking the ones with just lustrous plumage
or hairy feet or big ones or little ones?
I mean, all of the above.
I'm trying to even think.
So the first three that I got, one was an olive agar
who is still with us.
And she is just kind of a giant gray lady with a beard.
Her breed is kind of a mutt, so they can come in.
In any feather color, they just all lay olive-colored eggs.
The other one was a cream leg bar, which she's all white.
And then she has a little fancy mohawk of feathers,
but she laid blue eggs.
It was really going hard on the egg color initially.
And then the other one I got was a Dominique,
which is apparently the oldest chicken breed
in the United States.
But she's just kind of very classic.
She was like the black and white barred chicken,
the little red comb.
So that was my initial flock.
My chickens now are much fancier than those even.
So some of them are quite big, and then others,
they're so small, they literally fit in one palm of my hand.
I can just hold them there.
And yeah, they have feathered feet or poops on their heads.
Some of them I'm really into now are cochin breeds.
And they have these little bustles,
like an old-timey lady with a skirt.
And I just love watching them run waddle around.
It's so cute.
Just a warning, if you are prone to impulse buys,
do not look at chicken catalogs,
because I made a casual visit to Cackle Hatchery,
a Missouri-based mail-order chicken business.
And before I knew it, the sun had set,
and I was still looking at birds with names
like the Buff Orpington Chicken,
Crested Top Hat Special, Turcan Naked Neck Chicken,
the Golden Comet, Cinnamon Queen,
Mini Cackle Surprises, Bantams, Frizzles,
Sizzles, Frazzles, and Silkeys,
the latter of which look fuzzy as a puppy.
And some have black skin and bones.
But whether you get a bitty, which is a newly hatched chick,
or a cockerel, a young rooster,
or a pullet, which is a young lady hen,
they're all just a chicken.
And all of these 450 different breeds,
they're all the same species?
Yes, they are all gallus gallus domesticus.
Gallus gallus, yep.
I was thinking this would be gallus ology,
and I looked it up and it has been used
exactly one time in the literature,
although I understand chickenology
might also be a term that's out and about.
I think it is, and I was thinking about that
because I would guess the gallus ology or gallology
probably refers to the fact that they're galliforms,
but that includes like pheasants, and I think turkeys.
So, sorry, my dog was having some feelings downstairs.
I love that your dog's like,
I have a lot of thoughts about chickens, so do we.
You know, after this episode,
her dog Bandit emailed me to say
that what he was trying to convey in the moment
in the background was that while gallus ology is tempting
because it sounds more academic and esoteric,
it would be too inclusive of avian families
and species that we weren't touching on.
And then Bandit included a link to the work
of Dr. Paul Wigley of University of Liverpool's
Institute of Infection and Global Health Program.
Apparently Dr. Wigley is an expert
spending decades studying the biology of major zoonotic
and endemic bacterial pathogens and poultry,
and Dr. Wigley identifies publicly as a chickenologist.
So thank you, Topaz Dog Bandit,
for taking the time to weigh in with that vital context.
So good boy, chickenology, it is.
So tell me a little bit about their species and genus.
Like, what kinds of birds are we talking here?
Like, what is a chicken?
Are there wild chickens?
There are wild chickens, yeah.
So all chickens are descendant from jungle fowl,
which still exists.
Ooh.
Text my husband to have him take care of her dog.
That was Bandit just asking for a belly
scratch for previous input, well-deserved.
Onward.
So back to chickens.
Chickens are in this class of, or family,
I'm so bad at this, but the galliforms,
and that is basically land-dwelling birds.
So they can fly a little bit.
They're not very good at it.
They're not going to be like migrating anywhere,
but they can fly up pretty high into a tree to roost
at night if they need to, or flutter somewhere
to get away from a predator.
But all domestic chickens come from mostly red jungle fowl
with a little bit of, I think, gray jungle fowl
as the other subspecies, probably,
and they just were domesticated, you know,
about the current estimate is like 3,500 years ago
in Southeast Asia.
And then slowly got more and more
like the many types of chickens we see today.
Do they look much different than they did pre-domestication?
Because there's still wild jungle fowl out there, right?
Yeah, there are the proper jungle fowl that are still there,
though they are increasingly mixing
with domesticated types of chickens.
But then we also have feral chickens.
Just a quick FYI here that you can weaponize to annoy people.
So there is no such thing as a wild chicken.
There are ancestors, there's wild jungle fowl,
but a chicken semantically has been the product
of domestication and then released.
So if you ever see a freewheeling, unattended,
no cares in the world chicken, they would be feral
and not wild, no matter how wild they're feeling that day.
And also, were it not for this aside,
I would never have known that in Los Angeles,
there's a feral colony of chickens
that have lived in the valley under the Vineland off-ramp
on the 101 Freeway.
Since the 1970s, no one knows how they got there,
but according to their Wikipedia page,
which completely lacks photos and is thus killing me,
news stories generally ascribe them
to an overturned poultry truck.
And then apparently in the last decade or so,
some of them have just taken off
to go live under the Burbank Avenue exit like two miles away.
Like it's chicken Brooklyn or something.
But yeah, feral chickens just live in their best lives,
comparatively, all over Florida and California and Texas,
Tel Aviv and Sydney, hello chickens,
Bermuda, Virgin Islands have chickens,
and a place called Fitzgerald, Georgia,
which is home to possibly the closest descendants
to these small brightly colored red jungle fowl
brought in from Myanmar 60 years ago as a game species.
And they just kind of never took off,
literally or figuratively, no one cared.
And now the town is so known for its chickens
that Jim Puckett, the mayor of Fitzgerald hatched a plan
to build a 62 foot wire frame bird as a topiary framework,
which would also be the largest structure
of a chicken in the world.
It also cost $291,000 and the voters cock blocked
its completion and then they ousted him as their leader.
So they kicked out Puckett
and now there's an uncompleted chicken statue
in Fitzgerald, Georgia.
But anyway, all those chicken locations
have something in common,
perhaps vacation destination for you.
And if you've ever been to,
really a lot of warm climates tend to have them,
they don't do so well in the colds over winter,
but like Hawaii full of feral chickens.
And most of the chickens there are a mix
of jungle fowl and domesticated chickens,
which is very interesting.
And do people ever nab them
and then put them in a pen and say,
you're my pet chicken now.
Let me kiss you, I love you.
Does that ever happen?
Probably, it's kind of interesting.
I know in Hawaii, I mean, the chickens,
they're so overrunning things that it's getting
to become kind of an issue
and people aren't really sure what to do about them.
And the jungle fowl are protected,
but domestic chickens would not be.
And so figuring out who these chickens actually are,
really has some bearing on
if people will try to do away with them or not.
Wow, I imagine there's probably also ecologists
being like, hey, listen,
maybe we got some extra chickens,
maybe you got some people who need some chickens to eat.
Does that, I'm sure that they might,
you know, like wild boars and stuff, feral hogs.
So yes, do people eat escaped and feral chickens?
Do people eat them?
Yeah, I mean, traditionally they were definitely hunted.
I'm sure people are still going out and doing that,
but they're much smaller than what you would get
in a backyard.
And it's interesting when you see feral chicken populations,
like some of them will have things that you can tell
came from domestic chickens, like they might be white,
which is a color that just does not occur
in feral populations because they live in the jungle
and white is not great for camouflage,
but they're much smaller.
They tend to lay eggs a little more similarly
to jungle-fowl ancestors, which would be fewer of them
and maybe more seasonally, and then they get smaller.
So when you go to Hawaii, the chickens,
they really look a lot more jungle-fowly
than what you would find, even if occasionally,
I'm sure some large lady or gentleman
kind of like wanders off into the woods to try and join them,
but those genes just don't work out as well for wild ones.
So feral fowl may not have all of the genetic bells
and whistles that humanity has bred into chickens
for the last 4,000 years, but because escaped
and growing chicken colonies in cities and their roosters
tend to be regarded as a bit of a nuisance,
there aren't a lot of protections for them.
I mean, on the contrary, in researching this,
I found that some local governments will supply free traps
to help capture these truly free range hens and roosters,
and I don't think they ask what you do with them
from what I gather.
And speaking about gentlemen chickens,
when you get your little box of peepers in the mail,
them's all ladies, right?
Hopefully, they're hopefully ladies.
Most hatcheries will guarantee about 90% accuracy,
and they are trying to figure out
if the chicks are boys or girls through something
called vent-sexing usually,
which the vent is kind of the chickens,
like all purpose or fest for everything.
And when they're a day old, it's still pliable enough
that you can peek inside and see if there's like
a little tiny bump in there or not,
and that's the only way to tell
unless they're one of the like color-sexing breeds
where the chicks hatch out a different color,
but it's really hard to do.
And I, for the book, I went to a hatchery
and I watched someone do it,
and he tried to explain it to me,
and I was like, I think I'm hallucinating at all.
I don't know what you're looking at.
I could just be making this up.
So it's really hard to do,
and that's like still the best we've come up with
on a large scale.
So of the, I don't even remember
how many chickens I've actually had in total,
but we've had one accidental rooster in our flock
who had to be re-homed because we live in the suburbs.
And that is unfortunately pretty common for people.
What happens to those roosters?
Are there farms that need alarm clocks
or are there insta-pots?
Yeah, I mean both.
It has gotten to be a bit of a problem
because back in the day,
I mean, so my great-grandma raising her chickens,
like she wouldn't have cared too much about sexing them
and would have just gotten them all.
It's called straight run.
And then the roosters,
those are the first ones you eat for a Sunday dinner
or like sell at the market in town,
and that was all fine and good.
But people like me who are getting chickens
where they are pets,
we don't really want to give them,
give this chick that we've lovingly raised
to about six to eight weeks old
when you find out that like she is really a he in disguise.
I want them to have a nice life.
I've gotten attached to them.
And as a result, a lot of people try to bring them
to animal sanctuaries or the humane society,
which is fine, but there are too many.
Like there just aren't enough people who need roosters
compared to all of the people who get these accidental roosters
that suddenly the neighbors are complaining
and they can't keep.
So there's definitely been an increasing issue
of like animal abandonment, which is not great.
I kind of feel like it would be better for them
if you can't re-home them to just have them turned into dinner
rather than like making them suffer in the woods
until something eats them.
Hello from the deep cave that I fell into
researching the fate of roosters.
This is where I live now.
Okay, so when you buy laying hens,
little tiny cute chickies,
their brothers have been disposed of pretty promptly.
So at day one hatched, someone takes a peep
at the cockarell's pecker and sadly,
they go straight into a macerator
or if they're lucky, a chamber of argon gas.
Although maceration, which is the preferred method
in the US is argued to be a quicker
and more humane death taking less than a second.
Now listen, do I want the job of making you
imagine fluffy baby chicks tossed
into an industrial wood chipper?
I do not.
I don't want that job.
And I don't want to think about it when I'm eating a quiche,
but that's the reality.
So here's the hope, okay?
Things could be getting better.
So Europe is not fond of this practice.
In January, 2021, Germany was the first country
to outlaw male chick-calling
and it was followed by France and then Italy.
So, okay, well then what do you do
with all those baby roosters?
You prevent them using something called
in-ovo testing and science.
So there are technologies that involve
boring a tiny, tiny laser hole in a six-day-old egg
to get an itty-bitty genetic sample of the embryo
and then sending males on their way as edibles.
There's also data scientists
that are trying less invasive machine learning
to look at the shapes of eggs
to figure out which ones to hatch, which ones to eat.
Those are called no-kill eggs or brotherless eggs
or you can just let roosters live for a while.
And there's a Netherlands-based company
called Kipster Farm that raises these roosters for meat
and they've managed to be a cage-free carbon-neutral
egg supplier and they also use solar power
and they feed their chickens food scraps
from local bakeries and stuff to divert waste from landfills.
And if you listen to the Discard Anthropology episode,
you can hear more about landfills and food scraps.
And if you're like, okay, a nice chicken farm,
I'll believe it when I see it.
I did find that Kipster Farm offers a live stream,
actually several live stream cams in their chicken houses.
And last night I just sat and I stared
at these ghostly night vision images
of a bunch of fluffy white sleeping birds.
But sadly there's no sound.
Cause for a second I was like,
maybe I could use all those roosters.
It's like a free live streaming alarm clock, but no.
But yes, people in general are trying to figure out
as elephant in the room or the rooster in the roost.
But it's definitely a problem
that is still kind of being grappled with.
And I don't think we've really figured out
what to do about that now that people get more attached
to their chickens than they used to be.
But in terms of animal welfare,
are there folks who would argue it's better
to eat a rooster who has had a good home for a while
than to eat a chicken from factory farms?
Definitely.
And there are definitely people
who are very keen to do that.
Certainly if you're homesteading,
that's kind of part of the reason that you have chickens
is to have a source of meat that is better raised,
healthier, all of those things not involved
in this factory farm system.
But if you're in an urban area,
like slaughtering a rooster in your backyard
is not like the most neighborly behavior.
And most people aren't really prepared to do that
and like process a chicken
and all of the things that go with it.
So yeah, it's kind of a choose your own adventure,
but it's something I definitely tell people
to think about in advance, like what are you going to do
if you wind up with a rooster?
Is it someone that you want to re-home
or are you going to be fine with it
becoming dinner for yourself or someone else?
Right, I wonder if there's a rooster exchange
where it's like, I can't kill and eat my own chicken,
but I'll eat a friend's chicken that I've never met before.
I know like a horrible like, but uh.
Roosters, why are they doing all that dawn squawking?
Why not the bok bok?
Yeah, you know, they contrary to popular belief,
they do not crow just at dawn.
I feel like if they only one and done it,
it wouldn't be such an issue actually.
They keep it going all day long.
So yeah, I mean, it's a form of communication that they use.
It's certainly a territory marking deal.
I know that roosters, if you have a lot of them in an area,
they're like wild chickens or a feral chicken population.
The first rooster will start crowing
a couple of hours before dawn actually,
but it's the highest ranking rooster in the flock
who gets to do the first call.
And then I don't know if they have like a strict
kind of sign up sheet going down the list after that
or if it's just a free-for-all,
but I do know that like number one rooster,
he gets to kind of break the news
that it's almost in time again.
Do you hear in Portland rooster calls here and there?
Not that often.
Definitely when I get a little bit farther out of the city
because you're not allowed to have roosters here.
Definitely check with your local government.
You might be surprised to find it's fine
to have a rooster or two in the eyes of the law.
Now in LA, a city that chickencoopguides.com
described as very chicken-friendly,
you just have to situate your coop 25 feet from your house
and 35 feet from your neighbors.
And I found LA city ordinance 180 899 section 53.71,
article three of chapter five of the LA municipal code
states that the city wishes to balance the desires
of individuals to keep roosters
with the rights of their neighbors
to live in peace and tranquility.
Therefore, each LA household can have one rooster.
And I was like, how many households are there in the city?
1.3 million households.
In my experience, people choose peace instead of roosters.
There have been a couple of springs
where I've been hearing them in the neighborhoods.
And I wonder if a neighbor is trying to just like sneakily
keep on and see if their neighbors care.
But then it usually goes away after a month
and it's the rooster has been rehomed elsewhere.
I had a neighborhood rooster for a while
and it was a four a.m. situation
where I kept sticking my head out the window at four a.m.
to be like, what direction is that coming from?
Part of me wishes that I did have like a 545 rooster
or a six a.m. rooster.
I kind of wish that we did have like something
so irritating that it would get me out of bed
that I couldn't silence the whim of my thumbs.
But I just, I have so many questions for you.
It's absolutely boggling.
This is such an exciting topic.
You have no idea.
I do have an idea.
It's what happened to me.
Oh my gosh, okay.
Where do I start?
Now, how does a person go from a,
I do not have chickens in my backyard
to a person who is like,
and anyone thinking about getting chickens
can text me with chicken questions.
How does one become a chicken owner, a chicken lover,
a chicken fosterer?
What's the jump?
Where do people go where they become a chicken person?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know when I crossed that line.
I wish I did.
It would be interesting.
I feel like it happened early on, but yeah.
So, you know, I brought these chickens home
from the post office and they're really cute.
I mean, chicks are not like the naked,
altricial baby birds that look really unfortunate and scary.
Just PS, I had never heard the word altricial either.
So I had to look it up.
But it means being hatched is tiny, teeny little babies
who need a lot of love and care.
Kind of like the squirmy little birds
that stay in the nest for a while,
looking like screaming ball sacks.
But rather chickens, they are not altricial.
They're precocial and they come out with open eyes.
They're like, I'm here, Michelle's off.
I'm gonna strut around with the floofiest
downy cuteness in the breeze.
Like they're just little fuzzballs.
And I was just delighted by everything they did
from the beginning.
I mean, the fact that they were egg shaped when I got them,
which I'm like, of course, it makes so much sense.
You were just living in an egg for 21 days, of course.
You're shaped like a little egg that has legs on it.
And they were in the bathroom.
We set up a little like tote for a brooder
and it's across from my office.
And I would just like take breaks and wander in there
and then sit in there a little longer.
And I'm like, what are you guys doing?
What are you up to today?
And was reading all these books about chickens
and just got kind of more and more interested
in the world of chickens
and wanted people to know about this exciting world
that I was discovering.
There's this phrase that chicken people
like to use a lot called chicken mess.
They kind of just refers to the fact that like you think
like me, like I'm getting a reasonable three chickens.
I'll get the small coop, it'll be fine.
And then suddenly you have eight chickens
and you've written a book
and you don't know what happened in the interim.
So they're very like addictive.
And I think some of it is there's so many kinds
that you can get like all these different colored eggs,
different personalities, all of the things
that just make it kind of a really rich,
I guess hobby is the word,
but then I turned it into like part of my profession.
So who even knows anymore?
But yeah, there's just something about chickens.
They're weird and fascinating and adorable.
Do you feel like they have different personalities?
Do you feel like you have different relationships
with different chickens or is a chicken kind of a chicken?
They definitely have different personalities.
They're so different.
So Frini, who's my Polish chicken
and she has this giant kind of like mop of feathers
on her head and she is just always surprised by things.
I think partially because her vision isn't great
because of the hat of feathers she's wearing.
So if you sneak up behind her, she just like jumps
and it's kind of changed her entire personality.
She has a special kind of like scream
that's different from all the other chickens.
So I know when she is talking,
I have one of my chickens who's like very standoffish
and I've hand raised all of them
and she just wants to be a wild bird
that hangs out in the coop and that's fine.
And then I have like my tiny chicken,
Emmylou who has giant foot feathers and a beard
and she was getting picked on for a little while.
And so she wouldn't come into the coop
with the other chickens and would kind of hang back.
And now she discovered that by hanging back,
she gets like special Emmylou only treats
that I hand feed her.
So she purposely waits until I give her special treats
before she comes in and has gotten very friendly
as a result, she'll just kind of like hang out with me
as long as I have treats on hand.
So yeah, and they get into different kinds of mischief
depending on who they are.
They're all chickens, they're all chickeny,
but they are definitely their own birds.
But they're not mean, right?
Is that flimflam that chickens are our dicks?
I think they can be.
I mean, like anyone can be a dick,
a chicken can be a dick too.
So, you know, certainly there, I think roosters
are what people have the biggest problem with
because their whole job is they're protecting their ladies
and the flock and you are like a big thing
coming in to mess with the flock.
And sometimes they decide that they don't like that.
And then there are other roosters
who are like very kind and gentle.
But yeah, I mean chickens, like they will peck you,
but they can't really do a lot of damage.
I mean, compared to like a parrot
that we think is a very normal pet
but can sink its entire beak into your skin
and not let go, like a little peck from a chicken
is no big deal.
I had a note here that just said redeem parrots.
And so I started Googling parrot injuries
and I stumbled upon a 2012 Washington Post headline,
parrot injuries and other tales
from the annals of medical billing,
which notes that the international classification
for diseases has not one but nine codes
to categorize parrot related injuries.
One refers to being bitten by a parrot.
Another denotes being struck by a parrot.
And I was like, is that real?
I looked into it a little further
and I saw there are additional codes
for being struck by a macaw, bitten by a macaw,
having other injurious contact with a macaw.
But then there's another category
for contact with other citizens,
bitten by other citizens, et cetera.
Citizens are parrots.
I don't need to parrot this all back to you.
But if you Google, let's say, killed by a parrot,
you might find a TikTok video from 2021
of a parrot perched on someone's bedroom door frame
and it's carrying a knife in its mouth,
a metal sharp knife in its mouth flying around.
And the caption reads,
the chance of being killed by a parrot is low but never zero.
And I was like, maybe that's not fair to parrots.
So to be balanced, I Googled killed by a chicken
and I found a weathered CBA colored page
from an 1875 edition of the Atlanta Medical
and Surgical Journal, which included
the all caps headline, Child Killed by a Chicken,
which went on to offer the rather gory details
of an infant child by the name of Mr. A.J. Langley,
who whilst at play in the family's yard in Alabama,
was furiously attacked by a rooster, knocked down,
spurred several times, puncturing the skull
and causing brain injury that resulted
in Mr. A.J. Langley's death.
And the article concludes,
the doctor thinks this is the first case of the kind
in the history of the world.
Thank God they didn't have the internet in 1875
because it's better to not know, am I right?
And I was like, spurred, what even is that?
And now I know roosters have spurs,
which are these bony hooked projections above the foot.
They come out of a little spur nubbin on the leg
and they will fuck you up with them,
which is why some chicken keepers keep a rooster around,
kind of like an armed bouncer,
in case some hungry raccoon approaches the coop
and instantly regrets it.
I was like, okay, roosters have spurs.
Wait, but what, hens can grow spurs too?
Yes, particularly a variety chicken known as the leg horn.
And now you know why a loud rooster cartoon
would be named Foghorn Leghorn.
Although I could not look it up
and the Looney Tunes chicken doesn't even have any leg horns.
So I was like, wait, Foghorn Leghorn is loud,
but doesn't have leg horns.
Well, then where does the breed of chicken
known as a leg horn even come from?
They've got to be named for their spurs, right?
They have horns on their legs.
Turns out the Leghorn chicken is an Italian breed
from a place called Livorno,
which is a port town near Tuscany in northwestern Italy.
And Livorno was once called Legorno
and English speakers butchered it and called it Leghorn.
So does Legorno mean leghorn?
No, it means the people of Liguria,
which is now Italy.
It has nothing to do with leg horns.
So leghorn chickens are known for having spurs,
but they're called leg horns for completely unrelated
and coincidental reasons.
And I need you to know
that this podcast comes out on Tuesdays,
but shit like this is why sometimes it's out on a Wednesday.
Nothing makes sense and everything's interesting.
And as long as we're miles off course,
can I tell you that I was reading that 1875 medical journal
about the chicken killer and my eye was caught
by the sentence she informed me
that the orgasm experienced during coition
was as exquisitely enjoyable as any time previous.
I have the specimen in my office.
And I was like, wait, I'm sorry, come again, Dr. Mann.
And in the paragraph above the chicken homicide,
there's a published letter from a doctor
who gave a woman a hysterectomy.
And the article was debating what menstruation was
and if you need a uterus for it,
cause this guy was keeping someone's uterus in a jar
and talking to her about orgasms.
Remember, this is 1875.
They were like, why does a vagina ghost
throw sanguineous matter at us?
So they also describe menopausal patients in general
as decrepit great-grandmothers of 90
just tottering into her grave
before concluding that it's not their purpose
to discuss the subject at all.
Yes, sirs, we're gonna couch that debate for now.
But it's a miracle that I put this podcast out weekly.
Okay, let's get to the question of hand.
Should you impulsively order some chickens today?
Yeah, hi, you guys got any of those baby chicks?
Cause I was watching this commercial on TV
and man, those things are cute.
What about the coop?
What type of backyard chicken coop does one need?
If someone is considering getting chickens,
what type of investment is a smaller scale investment?
I feel that most pre-made chicken coops
on the market are garbage,
which is not to say they all are,
but I think that like your chicken keeping journey
can really be made or broken
by how good of a coop setup you have.
Because if you don't have like enough space
or it's not laid up really easily for cleaning,
like you're gonna be cleaning it all the time,
you're not gonna be happy
if the chickens aren't happy.
If it's kind of really flimsy and a raccoon
or a coyote or a dog or like any of the many, many things
that likes to eat chickens breaks in
and kills your entire flock you've gotten really attached to,
like that's not a fun experience for anyone.
So we found someone, I'm not good at DIYing things
as much as like in my heart, I feel like it should be.
But we found someone on Craigslist locally
who made like an amazing coop.
I think it was maybe like $1,000,
but it's, and this was some years ago,
but it was all out of cedar and it had the run attached
and it's really nice.
And I feel like we could have that thing
for another like 10 years and it will not go away.
So having someone build it for you or building your own
can be really great options.
You just want like sturdy wood and predator proof it.
And then you will be much happier.
And of course plan for more chickens
than you think you want initially, just in case.
How long do they live if there's not
a raccoon or coyote massacre?
Yeah, so the oldest chicken on record,
I think we're at like 22 years old, which is real old.
That is not common for a number of reasons.
I mean, chickens definitely get sick with a lot of things.
And especially if you get production breeds
that are meant to lay like 280 plus eggs a year,
they're really prone to reproductive issues or cancer.
And so there are a lot of things
that can kill a chicken early.
This is very kind of anecdotal,
but I feel like a normal, but good lifespan for a chicken
is probably closer to eight to 10 years.
That's so much longer than I thought.
Yeah, it's a lot longer.
And most chickens in the world do not get to live that long.
When we're talking about like the rotisserie chicken,
broiler chickens is what they're called,
those are killed now at like six weeks old.
They just grow so fast, so quickly.
And their genetics are so like kind of messed up
that if you try to keep them alive, it's very difficult.
They're kind of just like incompatible
with life long-term.
They have like a heart attacks and all these issues.
They can't walk around
because they're too heavy for their bones.
And then laying hens, most of those are killed
between like 18 months to two years old
in commercial settings.
So yeah, most chickens do not get the chance
to live out their days.
Are those laying hens also processed for meat?
They are not anymore.
Yeah, which was kind of wild.
It's a long story, but back in the day,
we now refer to these breeds as like heritage breeds
or dual purpose, but chickens were only raised
for eggs mostly on farms.
That was kind of their main thing.
And people didn't eat a lot of chicken
because the only time you would
is if you had an extra rooster or you have a laying hen
that slowed down enough that like,
great, she's going to turn into stew meat now.
But they started kind of specializing
in figuring out how to breed animals
and not just chickens for specific traits.
So they're like, great, we have all these chickens
laying eggs.
What if we just really max out that egg laying potential?
And so I think in like the 1940s,
the average laying hen would lay about 150, 180 eggs a year
and now we're at like 300.
I mean, they've really like super charged,
but as a result, they don't put on a lot of meat.
All their energy is going to laying eggs
and around the same time period,
the egg industry was kind of a West Coast thing.
And then on the East Coast, we started the boiler industry
and people were like, hey, if I just raise
a bunch of chickens in a shed and then sell them for meat,
like this is a really easy income source.
And so they were like, how do we get chickens
that put on like more meat and more meat?
And there was this whole like chicken of tomorrow contest
that they put on for like which chicken has the best genetics
to be raised for this industry.
The chicken of tomorrow, a broad breasted bird
with bigger drumsticks, plumper thighs
and layers of white meat.
So these broilers that grow now to be six weeks old
and I think like six pounds, it's really crazy.
Wow.
I have so much meat so quickly
that slaughtering any of these egg-laying breed roosters
or even the hens when they're old,
it like costs more to process them
than what that meat is worth, which is nutty.
So yeah, they're waste.
Like I think a lot of them don't even go into pet food.
It's so not worth it.
No.
Just like a lot of death for no reason.
And I guess that means they don't use the feathers,
either none of that, right?
I think some of, you know, there is some like feather meal
and I think garden products that they can turn them into
but a lot of people I've spoken with,
they're like, they're just kind of composted.
Oh, that's terrible.
What about the difference between cage-free
and pasture-free or I'm trying to think
of the different things on egg cartons?
Yeah, what are they called?
It's kind of a mess.
Egg cartons are really hard to decipher.
So most eggs still in the United States come
from what's known as battery farms
and that's where the chickens are just kept in cages
all of the time.
The cage-free eggs, which is now kind of the big thing,
I think we're up to maybe 30% of the industry
is doing cage-free.
Those birds are still inside.
So they're in giant warehouses.
There might be like a couple of perches here and there
but basically it's a lot of birds on a floor inside
and they're still inside forever.
They're still really cramped,
but at least they can theoretically fly somewhere
and spread their wings.
But these birds are also really prone to osteoporosis
and keel fractures and all of these problems
that come from laying 300 eggs a year.
And so some people think that maybe it's not really
that big of an improvement
and that the birds are getting more injuries
in these cage-free environments.
So then you have pasture raised,
which I think maybe doesn't have a legal definition.
Okay, I looked into this and yes, it's a little amorphous
but in general, cage-free hens,
they can saunter between inside and outside.
They usually have access to perches to sleep
but there's no defined measure of how much room they have.
And free-range chickens have outdoor access
at least 51% at the time,
but again, there's no guidelines for how much space they have
or when they're outside.
Now, pasture-raised have continuous free access
to the outdoors, but no guidelines for how much space they have
or the quality of the land.
However, certified humane pasture-raised eggs
mean that a hen has at least 108 square feet
of outdoor space with good vegetation
so they can scratch these scratch for worms
and do chickeny things.
So if you look in your fridge right now,
you can build a whole narrative of your chickens
caged, cage-free or pasture experience based on the carton
unless it's not even from a supermarket.
You know, if you're getting eggs from a farmer's market
and you trust the farmer or something like that,
essentially pasture-raised poultry means
that they are raised with some kind of access to the outside.
They are supposed to be living on grass,
but what those pastures look like
is very up for interpretation.
I mean, chickens are, they are jungle fowl
that have been made domesticated
and they like an area with spaces to hide.
They like bushes, they like open areas.
So if you just have like a dirt field
or even an expansive grass,
that might not be a super comfortable environment
for a chicken and maybe they'll just prefer
to be inside instead.
So honestly, eggs labeling is kind of a mess.
When I do have to buy eggs every once in a while,
I just kind of default for like what says pasture-raised
and is a little bit more expensive than I want to pay
because it costs a lot of money to raise chickens that way.
And if you're finding like pasture-raised eggs
for a couple of dollars unless they're coming from like
your friend down the street with chickens,
probably the pasture they are raised on
is not like amazing.
Oh.
Wade, what situation would you need to buy eggs?
Yeah, so this is a fun thing.
Most people don't know about chickens
is eggs are actually a seasonal food.
What?
Yeah, I know, wild.
So jungle fowl, they laid like 10 to 15 eggs
in springtime.
That was kind of their breeding process.
That is not the case anymore,
but chickens still kind of go on a little like winter break
every year if left to their own devices.
So if you look at old like newspaper recipes
from even the 1900s around Christmas,
they'll have recipes for making cakes like without eggs
and making other recipes that you might want
around the holidays that are egg-free
because having eggs in winter was like a real delicacy.
They cost a lot more money than eggs laid the rest of the year,
especially if you wanted them to be fresh.
People had methods of storing eggs,
but then like they weren't as nice.
It's kind of an older egg.
So what they did is when people started moving chickens inside,
they added artificial lighting.
And this lighting kind of makes chickens' bodies believe
that it's like ever spring and summer.
So chickens will only lay eggs when there is,
I think, about a minimum of 12 hours of light.
So yeah, they kind of just stop in the winter.
I think it's nice for their bodies to have the break from laying.
They can put some energy toward other chicken things.
It's just really busy.
But yeah, we kind of trick them into thinking
that they're eggs year round,
and then we got really used to there being eggs year round
and kind of forgot the fact that it's kind of a special thing
that eggs are just forever in stores
and these great quantities,
and you don't even have to think about it.
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Okay, this is just part one.
So we're gonna continue with some basics,
including the important questions
that we need to know to get an academic foundation.
Well, what about their buttholes and their diet?
How do they make so many eggs all year round
if seasonally they've evolved maybe not with breeding?
But if they're typically more seasonal birds,
what do they have to eat in order to produce so many eggs?
Yeah, I mean, most layer feed is going to just be really high
in a lot of different nutrients and especially calcium
because egg shell is calcium.
So you can give them food that will help them lay
more eggs and bigger eggs,
but it's definitely hard on their bodies
and especially their reproductive systems.
One thing that just kind of endlessly fascinates me
about chickens is I think they're one of the only,
if not the only animal that spontaneously
can get ovarian cancer in the way humans do.
And so they've actually been a model
for a lot of ovarian cancer research.
And a lot of that is tied to the fact
that the modern chicken lays so many eggs in the way
that we ovulate once a month until we don't anymore.
So yeah, it's just really hard.
I mean, they can have like prolapses, they can have cancer,
they can have like infections of the oviduct
and other parts of that system.
For more on this, you can see the 2022 paper titled
Ovarian Cancer, Applications of Chickens to Humans,
which explains that spontaneous ovarian tumors
are common in humans and hens
and that monitoring the chickens with serum markers
and transvaginal ultrasounds alongside genome sequencing
might be able to help create these models
for earlier detection.
And yes, chickens have vaginas, but they don't have periods.
So an egg is in fact not a chicken period.
But if you do ever get a blood spot in the yolk,
that might be because the hen was more active
and there was a tiny burst blood vessel
just from jumping around.
But double yolks, probably a younger hen
who's just pumping out yolks
just doesn't know how to rein it in a little bit.
And we go into more of that
and also how much an ostrich egg purse costs
in the oology episode, which I'll link for you.
But another thing that can sicken a chicken is herpes.
And the virus can cause nerve issues and tumors,
even paralysis.
And it's commonly known as Merrick's disease
and it's passed via dander
and it's just picked up by inhalation.
So if your chickens have pale combs,
which is the boingy-boing skin on their head
or they seem depressed or are losing weight,
might be time to get them checked out
for foul paralysis, aka Merrick.
And I'm like, who is Merrick?
And does he know that he has a chicken herpes
named after him?
Was he a jerk?
Did he lose a bet?
No, on the contrary,
Joseph Merrick was a Hungarian-born vet
who identified this disease in 1907.
But then later on, much later on,
bird pathologist Dr. Peter Biggs isolated
the viral cause of the disease back in 1960.
And when it came time to name it,
he thought that Merrick should be honored
with the name for all the work
that he did in chicken science.
And the beloved Dr. Peter Biggs recently passed away
after a brief illness, which made me sad,
which made me read a PDF of his 2009 autobiography
via the American Association of Avian Pathologists,
Biographies of Professionals in Poultry Health,
and two things.
Number one, the day that Dr. Peter Biggs announced
that he found the cause of Merrick's disease,
he was giving this presentation
at the Congress of the World Veterinary Poultry Association.
He was so nervous and he was excited.
He was young in his career.
He made a giant discovery.
He went through his whole presentation.
And when he got to the big finish,
explaining the viral mechanism,
his last slide wasn't in the projector.
So he had to stand up there like a clown
and mime how chicken viruses work,
but he got through it like a boss.
And I'd also like to give you a little nugget,
if you will, of wisdom from him,
not having anything to do with chickens.
But in his biography, he wrote,
one experience which left a deep impression on me
was when colleague Ray Brian took me out
to the rapids on the Potomac River,
a place of fascination and tranquility.
What stays in my memory and influenced me
was Ray Brian saying that this was where he came to think,
he taught me by this one act,
that one needs peace and time to think.
Peter Biggs, a real one.
So if you're not coming up with enough ideas,
give yourself some peace and some time.
Look at a river, eat an omelet.
I don't know, how many eggs do chickens lay?
Okay, jungle fowl in the wild lay as few as four per year.
Four per year, modern egg laying hens, maybe 300 a year.
And that's just with one ovary,
because when little pellets mature, apparently,
the right ovary just hangs up a gone fish and sign
and shrinks and their left is like,
okay, I guess I'll just churn out hundreds of eggs a year
until we can't produce anymore
and then someone eats or adopts us.
But sometimes the right one comes out of retirement
if the left one has just had it with their bullshit.
Now, if you're wondering, hey,
what does a massive chicken ovary look like?
You've come to the right podcast.
If you're not able to attend a chicken autopsy,
you could enjoy the delicacy of a Filipino dish called
Bahai Edlong Adobe, which is a cooked chicken ovary.
And it might be unfamiliar to some,
but it's no weirder than a chicken omelet.
It's all the same parts.
And I was watching a recipe video on YouTube
and I was struck at how much a chicken ovary
kind of looks like ballerina tights
stuffed with canned peaches.
And at the time I was watching it,
I was eating canned peaches.
And sometimes timing just does you dirty,
but it's a delicacy and I try it in a heartbeat.
But yes, because these chickens are producing
such calcium rich protein bombs for us.
As I mentioned, like osteoporosis is definitely an issue
for a lot of like commercial laying hens.
What about salmonella?
What's up with that?
Yeah, salmonella.
So it occurs in the digestive tracts
of just about any animal.
And chickens are one of those animals.
So I know it's always a big to do
when we have these like outbreaks of salmonella
and backyard flocks.
And the CDC is like, don't kiss your chickens.
And the backyard chicken community is like,
I'll kiss my chickens if I want to, you can't stop me.
I kiss who I want when I want.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
I do feel like it is a concern,
but perhaps a little bit overblown
in the backyard chicken domain.
Like I hold my chickens, but I also like wash my hands
every time after I've hung out with the chickens.
It's a good habit to do with any outside animal
that you've been like petting or touching on
or anything like that.
Salmonella in the egg industry though
is related to why we have to refrigerate our eggs
in the United States.
And if you go to Europe or another country,
like the eggs are just sitting out on the shelves.
So we know that salmonella can happen both inside the egg
and then also on the outside of the shell.
And what we have decided to do in this country
is we're like, great, we will wash the egg off.
And that will get rid of the salmonella that's on the shell.
Everything will be awesome.
But because we've washed the egg,
we are also washing off this protective cuticles
that all eggs have, which at least in chickens
we refer to as the bloom.
And it's kind of this like antimicrobial layer
that keeps bacteria from getting inside of the shell.
Where does the bloom come from, you wonder?
Well, the egg starts as a yolk in the ovary
and it grabs some egg white on the way down
and then it gets coated in a shell.
It might pick up some pigment as it travels down
the ovaduct, which looks like a big sock.
And all of this happens pointy side first
until it pulls a rally car J-turn
and it scoots out the booty fat side first.
And as it does, it just gets a little tacky coat
of that bloom from the vagina.
And it dries quickly though,
and it protects the eggs from any germs
by putting kind of like a turtle wax coat
over the egg shell's 7,000 pores.
Unless you get it in the US where we hose that off.
For some reason, that's where we're like, too much.
And because that's not there, we have to refrigerate it now,
which was like a lot of energy
and room in your refrigerator.
So our eggs from our chickens, we just have them
in this like beautiful little spiral container
that sits on our counter.
And then we give them like a quick rinse
right before we use them and that's it.
But in Europe, they were like,
we think washing eggs is actually more likely
to spread salmonella inside the egg.
And on top of that, we believe that there's more salmonella
in farms where the welfare is not as high.
And like the animal husbandry isn't where it's supposed to be.
And if people know that their eggs can't be washed,
they're going to put their laying hands in an environment
that results in cleaner eggs,
which will be like better all around.
So that is kind of the difference.
And in this country, we do have much, much more intensive
egg laying like barns and things like that
than they do abroad, even in their commercial markets.
Ah, well, what about the avian flu?
Is that why eggs are so expensive right now?
It's definitely part of why eggs are so expensive.
I think like everything else, you know, inflation
and the price of gas and the price of a lot of feed
has also gone up, which I believe has to do a little bit
with like wheat in Ukraine with the war over there.
I mean, any food is so global at this point.
It's hard to point to any one thing that said
since January of last year, 58 million birds
have been killed in the United States
because of avian flu.
And that definitely has an impact on like the supply of eggs.
We only have about 300 million laying hands,
I think in the United States.
So that is a significant portion to be dying.
Oh, let's have a number party.
So right now on planet earth,
there are about 35 billion chickens.
That means that if chickens wanted to kill us,
there would be four or five of them to take on each human.
And honestly, I think they have a chance.
But here in the US,
there's about 1.5 billion chickens at any given time.
There's about 380 million egg laying hens.
But according to the USDA,
more than 43 million of those egg laying hens
were lost to the avian flu or depopulation in 2022.
Which is why you'd need an egg money side job
to afford eggs or you'd need chickens in Tova's book.
And it's quite bad and quite serious.
This outbreak kind of started in Europe,
a year or two before it got to the United States.
Avian flu has been around for really long time.
In the past, what usually happened was
it would be a problem during migration season
and in the winter because a lot of wild birds
like geese and ducks tend to be carriers,
but they're not affected by it.
So they'll spread it around
while they're flying from place to place.
And then like the summer comes along in the warmer weather
and it all dies out and things are great
until another outbreak happens again,
like hopefully many years later.
That did not happen this time.
So it's continued during the summer.
It's been spreading to wild bird species
and also to some mammals, the occasional human case too.
So that is potentially serious,
but it's a disease that has nearly
a hundred percent mortality rate in chickens.
Like it's really bad and it happens quickly.
So people might have like one chicken
that just suddenly is dead
and then the next day like five more have died.
And the only thing you can do is call
like your local state veterinarian
and they send people out, I think usually in hazmat suits
and they just humanely put your entire flock down.
And that has been the way they've been trying
to control the spread that I guess has worked for a while
depending on how you feel about just like,
let's kill these sick animals.
It's a way of like preventing disease.
But it's pretty bad now and it's not going away
and people are starting to think like,
maybe just killing like millions of chickens
is not the best way to handle this,
especially when we have actually had a vaccine since 2003.
They just did not want to use it in this country
for a number of reasons.
One of the biggest ones is the birds
can still carry avian flu.
They just won't be affected if they're vaccinated.
And there are some countries we like to export
meat and poultry products to that we're not vaccinating.
So we were like, well, we don't want to lose that market.
We'll just kill a bunch of birds instead
and like stop it that way.
So I think there is now more serious consideration
that avian flu has become endemic
and we need to seriously think about a vaccine,
which I personally would love.
I'm very attached to my eight ladies in the yard.
And it's definitely something that's very much on my mind
is just like, tomorrow a goose could fly by
and like poop in the yard.
And if they get it, like all of them are just dead
and it would be pretty devastating.
And that's kind of how it can happen
even just with bird droppings from a wild population.
Yeah, or like if I go to a pond,
I make sure to change out those shoes and clean them
and wear different ones in the coop.
So I think where we are, the risk is very minimal.
We would have to be super unlucky,
but that's where like biosecurity and, you know,
not letting like your friend who has pet ducks
that hang out in the pond, like they should maybe
wash their shoes before they come
to visit you and your chickens.
So check with your country's health department
if you want more local data.
But in the US, H5N1 bird flu has been detected
in about 6,500 wild birds, but it's resulted
in the depopulation of 50 million agricultural birds
to try to stop the spread.
And there's been one US case with a human
and it was someone working to depopulate
potentially infected birds and they contracted it
but recovered.
And then there was another case reported in the UK
and that person who also worked with chickens has recovered.
Who is the avian flu hitting the worst?
Is it the larger factories?
Yeah, it's, I mean, by number of birds,
definitely the larger factories.
That said, there are definitely people with backyard flocks
whose flocks have had to be all euthanized
because they've gotten them or a lot of small scale farmers.
So it can hit anyone, though a lot of people
do think that the commercial poultry industry
is part of why avian flu has now become such a problem.
I mean, anytime you have a lot of very genetically similar
birds in a confined space where many of them
are still dozed with preventative antibiotics
to keep them from getting sick, it's not a good environment
for health and for not having diseases spread.
So there are certainly people who
are blaming this on the commercial poultry industry.
I at this point don't know, based on the information that's
out there, who is to blame?
Maybe we're just really unlucky, but it certainly wouldn't
surprise me if that's not helping things.
But that's, of course, a much broader issue
with agricultural supply and feeding large human populations.
But last October, a mink farm in Spain
was hit with an H5N1 outbreak.
And though some other mammals have contracted it
by feeding on infected birds, the mink outbreak
was a big deal because it was the first real incident
of widespread mammal to mammal transmission.
And scientists assured the public
that no one should freak out in the actual words
of Washington State University pathologist Dr. Chrissy
Extrand, who was quoted in The New York Times.
But it's a reason to stay vigilant.
Now, if you've been listening to this episode
while making a secret Pinterest board to DIY
a self-sustaining homestead full of hens and heirloom produce,
you're not alone.
Also, if you get goats, can I pet them?
Or if you get chickens?
Do you have a lot of friends who did not have chickens
and have chickens now because of you?
I have some friends that have chickens now.
I definitely have a lot of people
that have gotten specific chickens
because they've seen me post about them on the Instagram
and they're like, I love amylo, I have to have one.
So that has happened a lot.
But so many of my friends live in apartments
where as much as they want a chicken, hard to pull it off.
Do you give them eggs if they need them?
When I can, I actually have sent eggs through the mail
a couple of times.
One time it did not work out as well, which was sad.
Oh, no.
But I often, you can bring eggs in your carry-on
little tidbit for anyone who needs this information.
I didn't know that.
When I visit family or friends,
I'll get a cute little carton.
And I have special cartons that have a little stamp
that says they're from my chickens.
And I get a little range of colors and sizes.
And then I bring that with me where I'm going.
Is it a myth that you can tell
what color egg a chicken will lay based on its comb or?
Earlobes, and it's not a myth.
So typically hens that have white earlobes
will lay white eggs and red earlobes will lay brown eggs.
Yeah, chickens have earlobes.
They look like earmuffs made out of raisins.
And white earlobes probably gonna lay white eggs.
Red earlobes tend to lay brown eggs.
And then there are those silkies,
which have hairless necks and blue earlobes
and they lay light brown eggs.
So there are some exceptions.
That said, it's not exact.
So all eggs start off as white
because they're formed by calcium, which is white.
And I compare it to like printer toner being added.
So apparently like blue,
if you have a blue egg laying chicken,
that will be the first color that is added.
And this is all determined by genetics.
You're not gonna have like my hen laid a blue egg today
and tomorrow it's a brown egg.
That is set based on the breed of chicken that they are.
So the blue egg color, when you crack it,
it goes all the way through the shell
because it's put on early in the process.
But if you have a brown egg and you open that,
you'll notice that it's kind of like whitish on the inside.
And that's because the brown color is like a later pigment
gets added.
I don't know why.
I believe this is the same process for like all birds
with shells, which is super interesting.
So that is where the egg colors come from.
So you at least know if they're like a white egg layer,
but even within that, you can get like creamier whites.
You can get like a white white.
The bloom I talked about also changes the color of the egg.
So sometimes you can get these eggs that look pink
and it's like a dark brown egg with a really heavy bloom
and that kind of makes it look like pinkish or purple-ish.
So it's very cool.
Oh, I have so many questions from listeners.
Can I just lob them at you?
Please.
Oh, well, Shannon Feltis, who worked on our merch
for a long time, very good friend of the pod.
She is a self-professed chicken nerd.
And she asked about chickens having fully colored shells
and why some don't.
But we have so many good questions.
So Shannon, we got yours off the list.
Everyone else come back for part two,
where we answer so, so many chicken questions.
In the meantime, you can gawk at Tova Squackers
on Instagram at best little hen house.
And we'll link that in her website and her Twitter account,
as well as her brand new book, Under the Hen Fluence,
which is what every potential chicken haver needs.
And we'll be back next week with more with her.
And we're at oligies on Twitter and Instagram.
I'm at Allie Ward on both.
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Thank you, Erin Talbert,
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who might now want to get chickens.
And by long-time listener
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And if you stick around, you know, I tell you a secret.
This week it's kind of business-related,
but I'm considering, tell me what you think of this,
peeling off Smologies and giving Smologies
their own podcast feed so people can subscribe
in a different place for the G-rated,
shorter, kid-friendly ones.
What do you think?
And then I was thinking, maybe I toss in a couple
extra bonus episodes on this feed of field trip episodes
for funsies.
Patrons weigh in on this week's discussion thread.
What do you think of that?
Also, I can't remember if I've told you this,
but I'm just gonna tell you again.
If you make chai lattes at home,
you know what you deserve, do yourself a little favor.
Get adventurous, add a dash of cayenne pepper in there,
crack some black pepper, maybe add a pink peppercorn
if you've got one lying around.
It's spicy.
It burns in that fun way that fireball or mouthwash does
and it keeps me alert and I love it.
Okay, see you next week to wrap up chickens.
Bye-bye.
Chicken, ladies, loves life!