Ologies with Alie Ward - Chickenology (HENS & ROOSTERS) Part 1 with Tove Danovich

Episode Date: March 29, 2023

Yes, Chickenology is a real word. And we have questions. Such as: should you get a chicken?! Chicken-haver and author of “Under the Henfluence” Tove Danovich stops in to recall how her casual back...yard chicken experiment turned into an obsession, a lifestyle, and then a book. We chat about junglefowl, chicken competitions, egg prices, chicken statues, bird personalities, coop logistics, avian flus, shell hues, earlobes, live chicken cams, and more on this Part 1. Stay tuned next week as we address a record-breaking number of listener questions. And watch out for leghorns. See Tove on her 2023 book tour!Buy Tove’s book: Under the Henfluence: Inside the World of Backyard Chickens and the People Who Love ThemVisit Tove’s website and follow her on Instagram and TwitterFollow Tove’s chickens on InstagramA donation went to Second Hen’dMore episode sources and linksOther episodes you may enjoy: Oology Encore (EGGS), Ornithology (BIRDS), Pelicanology (PELICANS), Penguinology (PENGUINS), Procyonology (RACCOONS), Opossumology (O/POSSUMS), Veterinary Biology (CRITTER FIXING), Bisonology (BUFFALO), Indigenous Cuisinology (NATIVE COOKING), Plumology (FEATHERS), Condorology (CONDORS & VULTURES), Wildlife Ecology (FIELDWORK), Felinology (CATS), Lupinology (WOLVES)Sponsors of OlogiesTranscripts and bleeped episodesSmologies (short, classroom-safe) episodesBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a monthOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, masks, totes!Follow @Ologies on Twitter and InstagramFollow @AlieWard on Twitter and InstagramEditing by Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio Productions and Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media and Mark David ChristensonTranscripts by Emily White of The WordaryWebsite by Kelly R. DwyerTheme song by Nick Thorburn

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh, hey, it's your neighbor's daughter who approves of your new mustache. Allie Ward, get ready. I don't even wanna belabor this intro. This has been a long time coming. Okay, we already did an ology episode about eggs of all varieties, but never, never have we done a chicken's episode.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Chickens, what are they up to? Who are they? Are they soft? What's up with their flappy faces? Do they like us? Where do they come from? Should I get a chicken? I knew that there was a chicken book
Starting point is 00:00:27 coming out by this guest. And I hounded her for the better part of a year, asking her to talk turkey about hens and roosters, and today's the day. Her book, Under the Hen Fluence, it hatches today, March 28th, 2023, and the world of chicken people may never be the same. So she hopped on a mic from Portland, Oregon,
Starting point is 00:00:46 and amid ambient animal noises, we just clucked on and on about chickens so much that it necessitated a part two, which is due out next week. But before we get to it, thank you to everyone on patreon.com slash oligies for supporting the show for a buck or more a month and submitting your questions for part two
Starting point is 00:01:05 in the history of oligies. We've been making this show for five and a half years. We've never had so many questions submitted for a topic, even more than our 2022 ADHD episodes. So chickens, oh, we're into this. So thanks patrons, and thanks to everyone who tells a friend about the show and who subscribes and rates and leaves me reviews,
Starting point is 00:01:25 like a basket of golden treasures, I read each one and to prove it, here's a farm fresh one from Christine, who says, Ally, my new dad, is more relatable than most relatives. I'm no longer ashamed of wearing the same sweater every day, the goth days, or eating smoked oysters out of a can because somehow she made it cool.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Christine, if there were a vibe check, you'd pass it. I read them all, okay, let's get into this. Find a comfy perch, perk your ears up for chicken ears, egg colors, jungle fowl, world records, fallen political figures, chicken statues, Hollywood hens, coop logistics, agricultural semantics, chicken clucks, fuzzy babies, rooster thorns, and so, so much more,
Starting point is 00:02:12 as we chicken scratch the surface in part one with Hen Mom, chicken researcher, journalist and author of Under the Hen Fluence, Inside the World of Backyard Chickens, and the people who love them. Chickenologist, Tova Danovich. I am Tova Danovich, and I use she, her pronouns. And it's Tova?
Starting point is 00:02:48 It is Tova. I've been calling you Tov this whole time. You and everyone are so, you're not alone. That's so good to know. I'm already learning so much. The end, that's it, that's all we have to do. Do people call you the chicken lady? Maybe behind my back, which would be fair, honestly,
Starting point is 00:03:11 but not to my face. I feel like once your book comes out, a lot more people are gonna be calling you the chicken lady. Probably, yeah, I mean, it's okay, I'm ready. Mentally and emotionally prepared, so. What is it like for someone who deals with chickens and eggs to incubate a book about chickens and eggs for so long and have it hatch?
Starting point is 00:03:37 Yeah, it's weird. I mean, I've been kind of talking about chickens to anyone who will listen in my much smaller circle of husbands and friends and family. In the occasional article, but I've been working on this book almost as long as I've had chickens, close to five years. And you are based in Portland?
Starting point is 00:04:01 I am, mm-hmm. Does everyone in Portland either have a beehive or chickens? Is it one or the other? I think so, they might make you sign something before you move here. Certainly, that are like dogs, which was one of the reasons we chose to move to Portland is we have now two very spoiled dogs,
Starting point is 00:04:19 but we learned through some article, Portland was the most dog-friendly city in the United States, and we're like, well, that's a good fit for us, so. But yeah, certainly if people don't have chickens, they have one or more friends who haven't keep chickens, which keeps the overall numbers down. It's like, we get too many eggs from our chickens
Starting point is 00:04:41 for what we can use as two people, so we need someone to give those eggs away too, so. This is unlike anything else that's happening, I feel like in the country right now. You're flush with eggs and everyone else is eggless. I went to Trader Joe's the other day, they told me I had to get there by noon in order to get eggs of any kind.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Wow, that's a lot. And they're also like $8 a dozen at some places. More on the eggs-cruising crisis of shortages and what the future holds later in the show, but for now, how does one become a chicken expert? We all need to know. But take me back a little bit in your history. Did you grow up on a farm?
Starting point is 00:05:23 Did you grow up with animals? Yeah, so my family on my mom's side are all farmers, like they were Norwegian, German immigrants, came to the Midwest, started some farms. Some people are still farming there, but they used to have a dairy, and so I grew up hearing all of these stories about my mom going to visit her uncles
Starting point is 00:05:47 and having to hold the cow's tails during milking, and my grandma definitely had chickens when she was growing up, and her mom actually raised chickens for something called egg money, which was very, very common. They just kind of gave chickens to all the ladies, and were like, here, you'll make some money out of this,
Starting point is 00:06:07 and you can use that to spend on school supplies, groceries, clothing, like literally all of the household expenses were from these chicken businesses that women used to have back in the day. I had no idea that egg money was a thing, and I found a paper titled The Social Meaning of Money, Special Monies,
Starting point is 00:06:27 published in the Journal of Sociology in 1989, and it explained that among farm families, women's egg money and butter money were distinguished from husband's wheat money, or corn money, suggesting a dual economy with women and children providing for living expenses while husbands paid for mortgages and new machinery, and this paper explains that for middle-class families,
Starting point is 00:06:50 egg money was more of kind of an innocent slush fund for clothes and treats, kind of like the original good vibes-only girl boss side hustle, but without any pyramid schemes, selling stretch pants to your Facebook friends. Although now, with college expenses, if they are kind of a weird economy,
Starting point is 00:07:09 a young lady can make up to $10,000 in egg money, but it's a different kind of egg money, and chicken money doesn't involve syringes. So I kind of grew up with those stories very much in my mind. When I was little, I did 4-H with my sheep, but I did not have chickens until five years ago, and that was mostly because I just wanted some eggs in the backyard.
Starting point is 00:07:32 There wasn't even an egg shortage then, but it seemed like a nice thing to have. I was very interested in animal welfare also, so that way, if you're raising your chickens, you can guarantee that they were raised well. So that was kind of how I wound up here. End of the henhouse, I go. What was it like when you got the first chicken?
Starting point is 00:07:54 Did you just go get 12 fertilized eggs from Whole Foods and put them on a heating pad, or did you go to the feed store and try to pick one out? Well, who was your first chicken? Who were they? Yeah, so I ordered them online as you do these days, and they came in the mail, which is wild. What?
Starting point is 00:08:17 Yeah, since 1913, our good old USPS has been shipping baby chicks that are a day old through the mail across the country. So initially, it was by train, and then, of course, we got planes. So now it's trucks and airplanes that are bringing baby chicks. Even the ones you get at the local farm store,
Starting point is 00:08:38 those have come through the mail from one of these hatcheries that have chicks. So that was how I got them. I thought I was going to get really classic chickens, and then I started looking at what was out there and was like, oh my God, there are 450 breeds of chickens. This is crazy. I didn't know what I could have.
Starting point is 00:09:00 So I got slightly fancier chickens, and then I went to the post office. I stood in line. You've got mail. The post clerk went back and brought out the little box that was peeping. You could hear it getting closer. And then I brought them back home
Starting point is 00:09:16 and put them in their little brooder box in their bathroom, and that's how the chickens came to be. How was the post employee? Were they like, this box is peeping? Did they want to see it? I would have been like, open it up. Let me touch their little tiny fuzzy heads. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:31 You know, the first time she was just like, oh yeah, we get chickens all the time. It's very nice. But the second time, she was like, you know, it's really good to check and make sure the chicks are OK. Here is a box opener. In case you want to do that right here, I'm standing. And then we just stared at them for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Oh my gosh. Bless her moxie for that. I can't imagine a more beautiful thing. I'm so glad that she made her desires known, because that's human nature, and I'm proud of her. And so when you say fancier breeds, are we talking the ones with just lustrous plumage or hairy feet or big ones or little ones?
Starting point is 00:10:13 I mean, all of the above. I'm trying to even think. So the first three that I got, one was an olive agar who is still with us. And she is just kind of a giant gray lady with a beard. Her breed is kind of a mutt, so they can come in. In any feather color, they just all lay olive-colored eggs. The other one was a cream leg bar, which she's all white.
Starting point is 00:10:39 And then she has a little fancy mohawk of feathers, but she laid blue eggs. It was really going hard on the egg color initially. And then the other one I got was a Dominique, which is apparently the oldest chicken breed in the United States. But she's just kind of very classic. She was like the black and white barred chicken,
Starting point is 00:10:58 the little red comb. So that was my initial flock. My chickens now are much fancier than those even. So some of them are quite big, and then others, they're so small, they literally fit in one palm of my hand. I can just hold them there. And yeah, they have feathered feet or poops on their heads. Some of them I'm really into now are cochin breeds.
Starting point is 00:11:21 And they have these little bustles, like an old-timey lady with a skirt. And I just love watching them run waddle around. It's so cute. Just a warning, if you are prone to impulse buys, do not look at chicken catalogs, because I made a casual visit to Cackle Hatchery, a Missouri-based mail-order chicken business.
Starting point is 00:11:41 And before I knew it, the sun had set, and I was still looking at birds with names like the Buff Orpington Chicken, Crested Top Hat Special, Turcan Naked Neck Chicken, the Golden Comet, Cinnamon Queen, Mini Cackle Surprises, Bantams, Frizzles, Sizzles, Frazzles, and Silkeys, the latter of which look fuzzy as a puppy.
Starting point is 00:12:03 And some have black skin and bones. But whether you get a bitty, which is a newly hatched chick, or a cockerel, a young rooster, or a pullet, which is a young lady hen, they're all just a chicken. And all of these 450 different breeds, they're all the same species? Yes, they are all gallus gallus domesticus.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Gallus gallus, yep. I was thinking this would be gallus ology, and I looked it up and it has been used exactly one time in the literature, although I understand chickenology might also be a term that's out and about. I think it is, and I was thinking about that because I would guess the gallus ology or gallology
Starting point is 00:12:47 probably refers to the fact that they're galliforms, but that includes like pheasants, and I think turkeys. So, sorry, my dog was having some feelings downstairs. I love that your dog's like, I have a lot of thoughts about chickens, so do we. You know, after this episode, her dog Bandit emailed me to say that what he was trying to convey in the moment
Starting point is 00:13:11 in the background was that while gallus ology is tempting because it sounds more academic and esoteric, it would be too inclusive of avian families and species that we weren't touching on. And then Bandit included a link to the work of Dr. Paul Wigley of University of Liverpool's Institute of Infection and Global Health Program. Apparently Dr. Wigley is an expert
Starting point is 00:13:33 spending decades studying the biology of major zoonotic and endemic bacterial pathogens and poultry, and Dr. Wigley identifies publicly as a chickenologist. So thank you, Topaz Dog Bandit, for taking the time to weigh in with that vital context. So good boy, chickenology, it is. So tell me a little bit about their species and genus. Like, what kinds of birds are we talking here?
Starting point is 00:13:58 Like, what is a chicken? Are there wild chickens? There are wild chickens, yeah. So all chickens are descendant from jungle fowl, which still exists. Ooh. Text my husband to have him take care of her dog. That was Bandit just asking for a belly
Starting point is 00:14:16 scratch for previous input, well-deserved. Onward. So back to chickens. Chickens are in this class of, or family, I'm so bad at this, but the galliforms, and that is basically land-dwelling birds. So they can fly a little bit. They're not very good at it.
Starting point is 00:14:33 They're not going to be like migrating anywhere, but they can fly up pretty high into a tree to roost at night if they need to, or flutter somewhere to get away from a predator. But all domestic chickens come from mostly red jungle fowl with a little bit of, I think, gray jungle fowl as the other subspecies, probably, and they just were domesticated, you know,
Starting point is 00:14:58 about the current estimate is like 3,500 years ago in Southeast Asia. And then slowly got more and more like the many types of chickens we see today. Do they look much different than they did pre-domestication? Because there's still wild jungle fowl out there, right? Yeah, there are the proper jungle fowl that are still there, though they are increasingly mixing
Starting point is 00:15:24 with domesticated types of chickens. But then we also have feral chickens. Just a quick FYI here that you can weaponize to annoy people. So there is no such thing as a wild chicken. There are ancestors, there's wild jungle fowl, but a chicken semantically has been the product of domestication and then released. So if you ever see a freewheeling, unattended,
Starting point is 00:15:51 no cares in the world chicken, they would be feral and not wild, no matter how wild they're feeling that day. And also, were it not for this aside, I would never have known that in Los Angeles, there's a feral colony of chickens that have lived in the valley under the Vineland off-ramp on the 101 Freeway. Since the 1970s, no one knows how they got there,
Starting point is 00:16:12 but according to their Wikipedia page, which completely lacks photos and is thus killing me, news stories generally ascribe them to an overturned poultry truck. And then apparently in the last decade or so, some of them have just taken off to go live under the Burbank Avenue exit like two miles away. Like it's chicken Brooklyn or something.
Starting point is 00:16:33 But yeah, feral chickens just live in their best lives, comparatively, all over Florida and California and Texas, Tel Aviv and Sydney, hello chickens, Bermuda, Virgin Islands have chickens, and a place called Fitzgerald, Georgia, which is home to possibly the closest descendants to these small brightly colored red jungle fowl brought in from Myanmar 60 years ago as a game species.
Starting point is 00:16:57 And they just kind of never took off, literally or figuratively, no one cared. And now the town is so known for its chickens that Jim Puckett, the mayor of Fitzgerald hatched a plan to build a 62 foot wire frame bird as a topiary framework, which would also be the largest structure of a chicken in the world. It also cost $291,000 and the voters cock blocked
Starting point is 00:17:23 its completion and then they ousted him as their leader. So they kicked out Puckett and now there's an uncompleted chicken statue in Fitzgerald, Georgia. But anyway, all those chicken locations have something in common, perhaps vacation destination for you. And if you've ever been to,
Starting point is 00:17:40 really a lot of warm climates tend to have them, they don't do so well in the colds over winter, but like Hawaii full of feral chickens. And most of the chickens there are a mix of jungle fowl and domesticated chickens, which is very interesting. And do people ever nab them and then put them in a pen and say,
Starting point is 00:18:03 you're my pet chicken now. Let me kiss you, I love you. Does that ever happen? Probably, it's kind of interesting. I know in Hawaii, I mean, the chickens, they're so overrunning things that it's getting to become kind of an issue and people aren't really sure what to do about them.
Starting point is 00:18:22 And the jungle fowl are protected, but domestic chickens would not be. And so figuring out who these chickens actually are, really has some bearing on if people will try to do away with them or not. Wow, I imagine there's probably also ecologists being like, hey, listen, maybe we got some extra chickens,
Starting point is 00:18:46 maybe you got some people who need some chickens to eat. Does that, I'm sure that they might, you know, like wild boars and stuff, feral hogs. So yes, do people eat escaped and feral chickens? Do people eat them? Yeah, I mean, traditionally they were definitely hunted. I'm sure people are still going out and doing that, but they're much smaller than what you would get
Starting point is 00:19:12 in a backyard. And it's interesting when you see feral chicken populations, like some of them will have things that you can tell came from domestic chickens, like they might be white, which is a color that just does not occur in feral populations because they live in the jungle and white is not great for camouflage, but they're much smaller.
Starting point is 00:19:32 They tend to lay eggs a little more similarly to jungle-fowl ancestors, which would be fewer of them and maybe more seasonally, and then they get smaller. So when you go to Hawaii, the chickens, they really look a lot more jungle-fowly than what you would find, even if occasionally, I'm sure some large lady or gentleman kind of like wanders off into the woods to try and join them,
Starting point is 00:19:58 but those genes just don't work out as well for wild ones. So feral fowl may not have all of the genetic bells and whistles that humanity has bred into chickens for the last 4,000 years, but because escaped and growing chicken colonies in cities and their roosters tend to be regarded as a bit of a nuisance, there aren't a lot of protections for them. I mean, on the contrary, in researching this,
Starting point is 00:20:26 I found that some local governments will supply free traps to help capture these truly free range hens and roosters, and I don't think they ask what you do with them from what I gather. And speaking about gentlemen chickens, when you get your little box of peepers in the mail, them's all ladies, right? Hopefully, they're hopefully ladies.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Most hatcheries will guarantee about 90% accuracy, and they are trying to figure out if the chicks are boys or girls through something called vent-sexing usually, which the vent is kind of the chickens, like all purpose or fest for everything. And when they're a day old, it's still pliable enough that you can peek inside and see if there's like
Starting point is 00:21:14 a little tiny bump in there or not, and that's the only way to tell unless they're one of the like color-sexing breeds where the chicks hatch out a different color, but it's really hard to do. And I, for the book, I went to a hatchery and I watched someone do it, and he tried to explain it to me,
Starting point is 00:21:30 and I was like, I think I'm hallucinating at all. I don't know what you're looking at. I could just be making this up. So it's really hard to do, and that's like still the best we've come up with on a large scale. So of the, I don't even remember how many chickens I've actually had in total,
Starting point is 00:21:49 but we've had one accidental rooster in our flock who had to be re-homed because we live in the suburbs. And that is unfortunately pretty common for people. What happens to those roosters? Are there farms that need alarm clocks or are there insta-pots? Yeah, I mean both. It has gotten to be a bit of a problem
Starting point is 00:22:14 because back in the day, I mean, so my great-grandma raising her chickens, like she wouldn't have cared too much about sexing them and would have just gotten them all. It's called straight run. And then the roosters, those are the first ones you eat for a Sunday dinner or like sell at the market in town,
Starting point is 00:22:32 and that was all fine and good. But people like me who are getting chickens where they are pets, we don't really want to give them, give this chick that we've lovingly raised to about six to eight weeks old when you find out that like she is really a he in disguise. I want them to have a nice life.
Starting point is 00:22:52 I've gotten attached to them. And as a result, a lot of people try to bring them to animal sanctuaries or the humane society, which is fine, but there are too many. Like there just aren't enough people who need roosters compared to all of the people who get these accidental roosters that suddenly the neighbors are complaining and they can't keep.
Starting point is 00:23:13 So there's definitely been an increasing issue of like animal abandonment, which is not great. I kind of feel like it would be better for them if you can't re-home them to just have them turned into dinner rather than like making them suffer in the woods until something eats them. Hello from the deep cave that I fell into researching the fate of roosters.
Starting point is 00:23:35 This is where I live now. Okay, so when you buy laying hens, little tiny cute chickies, their brothers have been disposed of pretty promptly. So at day one hatched, someone takes a peep at the cockarell's pecker and sadly, they go straight into a macerator or if they're lucky, a chamber of argon gas.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Although maceration, which is the preferred method in the US is argued to be a quicker and more humane death taking less than a second. Now listen, do I want the job of making you imagine fluffy baby chicks tossed into an industrial wood chipper? I do not. I don't want that job.
Starting point is 00:24:16 And I don't want to think about it when I'm eating a quiche, but that's the reality. So here's the hope, okay? Things could be getting better. So Europe is not fond of this practice. In January, 2021, Germany was the first country to outlaw male chick-calling and it was followed by France and then Italy.
Starting point is 00:24:33 So, okay, well then what do you do with all those baby roosters? You prevent them using something called in-ovo testing and science. So there are technologies that involve boring a tiny, tiny laser hole in a six-day-old egg to get an itty-bitty genetic sample of the embryo and then sending males on their way as edibles.
Starting point is 00:24:56 There's also data scientists that are trying less invasive machine learning to look at the shapes of eggs to figure out which ones to hatch, which ones to eat. Those are called no-kill eggs or brotherless eggs or you can just let roosters live for a while. And there's a Netherlands-based company called Kipster Farm that raises these roosters for meat
Starting point is 00:25:20 and they've managed to be a cage-free carbon-neutral egg supplier and they also use solar power and they feed their chickens food scraps from local bakeries and stuff to divert waste from landfills. And if you listen to the Discard Anthropology episode, you can hear more about landfills and food scraps. And if you're like, okay, a nice chicken farm, I'll believe it when I see it.
Starting point is 00:25:40 I did find that Kipster Farm offers a live stream, actually several live stream cams in their chicken houses. And last night I just sat and I stared at these ghostly night vision images of a bunch of fluffy white sleeping birds. But sadly there's no sound. Cause for a second I was like, maybe I could use all those roosters.
Starting point is 00:25:56 It's like a free live streaming alarm clock, but no. But yes, people in general are trying to figure out as elephant in the room or the rooster in the roost. But it's definitely a problem that is still kind of being grappled with. And I don't think we've really figured out what to do about that now that people get more attached to their chickens than they used to be.
Starting point is 00:26:17 But in terms of animal welfare, are there folks who would argue it's better to eat a rooster who has had a good home for a while than to eat a chicken from factory farms? Definitely. And there are definitely people who are very keen to do that. Certainly if you're homesteading,
Starting point is 00:26:39 that's kind of part of the reason that you have chickens is to have a source of meat that is better raised, healthier, all of those things not involved in this factory farm system. But if you're in an urban area, like slaughtering a rooster in your backyard is not like the most neighborly behavior. And most people aren't really prepared to do that
Starting point is 00:27:02 and like process a chicken and all of the things that go with it. So yeah, it's kind of a choose your own adventure, but it's something I definitely tell people to think about in advance, like what are you going to do if you wind up with a rooster? Is it someone that you want to re-home or are you going to be fine with it
Starting point is 00:27:20 becoming dinner for yourself or someone else? Right, I wonder if there's a rooster exchange where it's like, I can't kill and eat my own chicken, but I'll eat a friend's chicken that I've never met before. I know like a horrible like, but uh. Roosters, why are they doing all that dawn squawking? Why not the bok bok? Yeah, you know, they contrary to popular belief,
Starting point is 00:27:44 they do not crow just at dawn. I feel like if they only one and done it, it wouldn't be such an issue actually. They keep it going all day long. So yeah, I mean, it's a form of communication that they use. It's certainly a territory marking deal. I know that roosters, if you have a lot of them in an area, they're like wild chickens or a feral chicken population.
Starting point is 00:28:08 The first rooster will start crowing a couple of hours before dawn actually, but it's the highest ranking rooster in the flock who gets to do the first call. And then I don't know if they have like a strict kind of sign up sheet going down the list after that or if it's just a free-for-all, but I do know that like number one rooster,
Starting point is 00:28:30 he gets to kind of break the news that it's almost in time again. Do you hear in Portland rooster calls here and there? Not that often. Definitely when I get a little bit farther out of the city because you're not allowed to have roosters here. Definitely check with your local government. You might be surprised to find it's fine
Starting point is 00:28:51 to have a rooster or two in the eyes of the law. Now in LA, a city that chickencoopguides.com described as very chicken-friendly, you just have to situate your coop 25 feet from your house and 35 feet from your neighbors. And I found LA city ordinance 180 899 section 53.71, article three of chapter five of the LA municipal code states that the city wishes to balance the desires
Starting point is 00:29:17 of individuals to keep roosters with the rights of their neighbors to live in peace and tranquility. Therefore, each LA household can have one rooster. And I was like, how many households are there in the city? 1.3 million households. In my experience, people choose peace instead of roosters. There have been a couple of springs
Starting point is 00:29:35 where I've been hearing them in the neighborhoods. And I wonder if a neighbor is trying to just like sneakily keep on and see if their neighbors care. But then it usually goes away after a month and it's the rooster has been rehomed elsewhere. I had a neighborhood rooster for a while and it was a four a.m. situation where I kept sticking my head out the window at four a.m.
Starting point is 00:29:56 to be like, what direction is that coming from? Part of me wishes that I did have like a 545 rooster or a six a.m. rooster. I kind of wish that we did have like something so irritating that it would get me out of bed that I couldn't silence the whim of my thumbs. But I just, I have so many questions for you. It's absolutely boggling.
Starting point is 00:30:22 This is such an exciting topic. You have no idea. I do have an idea. It's what happened to me. Oh my gosh, okay. Where do I start? Now, how does a person go from a, I do not have chickens in my backyard
Starting point is 00:30:38 to a person who is like, and anyone thinking about getting chickens can text me with chicken questions. How does one become a chicken owner, a chicken lover, a chicken fosterer? What's the jump? Where do people go where they become a chicken person? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Oh, I don't know when I crossed that line. I wish I did. It would be interesting. I feel like it happened early on, but yeah. So, you know, I brought these chickens home from the post office and they're really cute. I mean, chicks are not like the naked, altricial baby birds that look really unfortunate and scary.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Just PS, I had never heard the word altricial either. So I had to look it up. But it means being hatched is tiny, teeny little babies who need a lot of love and care. Kind of like the squirmy little birds that stay in the nest for a while, looking like screaming ball sacks. But rather chickens, they are not altricial.
Starting point is 00:31:35 They're precocial and they come out with open eyes. They're like, I'm here, Michelle's off. I'm gonna strut around with the floofiest downy cuteness in the breeze. Like they're just little fuzzballs. And I was just delighted by everything they did from the beginning. I mean, the fact that they were egg shaped when I got them,
Starting point is 00:31:55 which I'm like, of course, it makes so much sense. You were just living in an egg for 21 days, of course. You're shaped like a little egg that has legs on it. And they were in the bathroom. We set up a little like tote for a brooder and it's across from my office. And I would just like take breaks and wander in there and then sit in there a little longer.
Starting point is 00:32:15 And I'm like, what are you guys doing? What are you up to today? And was reading all these books about chickens and just got kind of more and more interested in the world of chickens and wanted people to know about this exciting world that I was discovering. There's this phrase that chicken people
Starting point is 00:32:34 like to use a lot called chicken mess. They kind of just refers to the fact that like you think like me, like I'm getting a reasonable three chickens. I'll get the small coop, it'll be fine. And then suddenly you have eight chickens and you've written a book and you don't know what happened in the interim. So they're very like addictive.
Starting point is 00:32:53 And I think some of it is there's so many kinds that you can get like all these different colored eggs, different personalities, all of the things that just make it kind of a really rich, I guess hobby is the word, but then I turned it into like part of my profession. So who even knows anymore? But yeah, there's just something about chickens.
Starting point is 00:33:15 They're weird and fascinating and adorable. Do you feel like they have different personalities? Do you feel like you have different relationships with different chickens or is a chicken kind of a chicken? They definitely have different personalities. They're so different. So Frini, who's my Polish chicken and she has this giant kind of like mop of feathers
Starting point is 00:33:37 on her head and she is just always surprised by things. I think partially because her vision isn't great because of the hat of feathers she's wearing. So if you sneak up behind her, she just like jumps and it's kind of changed her entire personality. She has a special kind of like scream that's different from all the other chickens. So I know when she is talking,
Starting point is 00:34:00 I have one of my chickens who's like very standoffish and I've hand raised all of them and she just wants to be a wild bird that hangs out in the coop and that's fine. And then I have like my tiny chicken, Emmylou who has giant foot feathers and a beard and she was getting picked on for a little while. And so she wouldn't come into the coop
Starting point is 00:34:22 with the other chickens and would kind of hang back. And now she discovered that by hanging back, she gets like special Emmylou only treats that I hand feed her. So she purposely waits until I give her special treats before she comes in and has gotten very friendly as a result, she'll just kind of like hang out with me as long as I have treats on hand.
Starting point is 00:34:44 So yeah, and they get into different kinds of mischief depending on who they are. They're all chickens, they're all chickeny, but they are definitely their own birds. But they're not mean, right? Is that flimflam that chickens are our dicks? I think they can be. I mean, like anyone can be a dick,
Starting point is 00:35:02 a chicken can be a dick too. So, you know, certainly there, I think roosters are what people have the biggest problem with because their whole job is they're protecting their ladies and the flock and you are like a big thing coming in to mess with the flock. And sometimes they decide that they don't like that. And then there are other roosters
Starting point is 00:35:22 who are like very kind and gentle. But yeah, I mean chickens, like they will peck you, but they can't really do a lot of damage. I mean, compared to like a parrot that we think is a very normal pet but can sink its entire beak into your skin and not let go, like a little peck from a chicken is no big deal.
Starting point is 00:35:41 I had a note here that just said redeem parrots. And so I started Googling parrot injuries and I stumbled upon a 2012 Washington Post headline, parrot injuries and other tales from the annals of medical billing, which notes that the international classification for diseases has not one but nine codes to categorize parrot related injuries.
Starting point is 00:36:06 One refers to being bitten by a parrot. Another denotes being struck by a parrot. And I was like, is that real? I looked into it a little further and I saw there are additional codes for being struck by a macaw, bitten by a macaw, having other injurious contact with a macaw. But then there's another category
Starting point is 00:36:25 for contact with other citizens, bitten by other citizens, et cetera. Citizens are parrots. I don't need to parrot this all back to you. But if you Google, let's say, killed by a parrot, you might find a TikTok video from 2021 of a parrot perched on someone's bedroom door frame and it's carrying a knife in its mouth,
Starting point is 00:36:45 a metal sharp knife in its mouth flying around. And the caption reads, the chance of being killed by a parrot is low but never zero. And I was like, maybe that's not fair to parrots. So to be balanced, I Googled killed by a chicken and I found a weathered CBA colored page from an 1875 edition of the Atlanta Medical and Surgical Journal, which included
Starting point is 00:37:07 the all caps headline, Child Killed by a Chicken, which went on to offer the rather gory details of an infant child by the name of Mr. A.J. Langley, who whilst at play in the family's yard in Alabama, was furiously attacked by a rooster, knocked down, spurred several times, puncturing the skull and causing brain injury that resulted in Mr. A.J. Langley's death.
Starting point is 00:37:34 And the article concludes, the doctor thinks this is the first case of the kind in the history of the world. Thank God they didn't have the internet in 1875 because it's better to not know, am I right? And I was like, spurred, what even is that? And now I know roosters have spurs, which are these bony hooked projections above the foot.
Starting point is 00:37:54 They come out of a little spur nubbin on the leg and they will fuck you up with them, which is why some chicken keepers keep a rooster around, kind of like an armed bouncer, in case some hungry raccoon approaches the coop and instantly regrets it. I was like, okay, roosters have spurs. Wait, but what, hens can grow spurs too?
Starting point is 00:38:13 Yes, particularly a variety chicken known as the leg horn. And now you know why a loud rooster cartoon would be named Foghorn Leghorn. Although I could not look it up and the Looney Tunes chicken doesn't even have any leg horns. So I was like, wait, Foghorn Leghorn is loud, but doesn't have leg horns. Well, then where does the breed of chicken
Starting point is 00:38:35 known as a leg horn even come from? They've got to be named for their spurs, right? They have horns on their legs. Turns out the Leghorn chicken is an Italian breed from a place called Livorno, which is a port town near Tuscany in northwestern Italy. And Livorno was once called Legorno and English speakers butchered it and called it Leghorn.
Starting point is 00:38:52 So does Legorno mean leghorn? No, it means the people of Liguria, which is now Italy. It has nothing to do with leg horns. So leghorn chickens are known for having spurs, but they're called leg horns for completely unrelated and coincidental reasons. And I need you to know
Starting point is 00:39:11 that this podcast comes out on Tuesdays, but shit like this is why sometimes it's out on a Wednesday. Nothing makes sense and everything's interesting. And as long as we're miles off course, can I tell you that I was reading that 1875 medical journal about the chicken killer and my eye was caught by the sentence she informed me that the orgasm experienced during coition
Starting point is 00:39:31 was as exquisitely enjoyable as any time previous. I have the specimen in my office. And I was like, wait, I'm sorry, come again, Dr. Mann. And in the paragraph above the chicken homicide, there's a published letter from a doctor who gave a woman a hysterectomy. And the article was debating what menstruation was and if you need a uterus for it,
Starting point is 00:39:54 cause this guy was keeping someone's uterus in a jar and talking to her about orgasms. Remember, this is 1875. They were like, why does a vagina ghost throw sanguineous matter at us? So they also describe menopausal patients in general as decrepit great-grandmothers of 90 just tottering into her grave
Starting point is 00:40:14 before concluding that it's not their purpose to discuss the subject at all. Yes, sirs, we're gonna couch that debate for now. But it's a miracle that I put this podcast out weekly. Okay, let's get to the question of hand. Should you impulsively order some chickens today? Yeah, hi, you guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this commercial on TV
Starting point is 00:40:32 and man, those things are cute. What about the coop? What type of backyard chicken coop does one need? If someone is considering getting chickens, what type of investment is a smaller scale investment? I feel that most pre-made chicken coops on the market are garbage, which is not to say they all are,
Starting point is 00:40:57 but I think that like your chicken keeping journey can really be made or broken by how good of a coop setup you have. Because if you don't have like enough space or it's not laid up really easily for cleaning, like you're gonna be cleaning it all the time, you're not gonna be happy if the chickens aren't happy.
Starting point is 00:41:18 If it's kind of really flimsy and a raccoon or a coyote or a dog or like any of the many, many things that likes to eat chickens breaks in and kills your entire flock you've gotten really attached to, like that's not a fun experience for anyone. So we found someone, I'm not good at DIYing things as much as like in my heart, I feel like it should be. But we found someone on Craigslist locally
Starting point is 00:41:44 who made like an amazing coop. I think it was maybe like $1,000, but it's, and this was some years ago, but it was all out of cedar and it had the run attached and it's really nice. And I feel like we could have that thing for another like 10 years and it will not go away. So having someone build it for you or building your own
Starting point is 00:42:06 can be really great options. You just want like sturdy wood and predator proof it. And then you will be much happier. And of course plan for more chickens than you think you want initially, just in case. How long do they live if there's not a raccoon or coyote massacre? Yeah, so the oldest chicken on record,
Starting point is 00:42:28 I think we're at like 22 years old, which is real old. That is not common for a number of reasons. I mean, chickens definitely get sick with a lot of things. And especially if you get production breeds that are meant to lay like 280 plus eggs a year, they're really prone to reproductive issues or cancer. And so there are a lot of things that can kill a chicken early.
Starting point is 00:42:59 This is very kind of anecdotal, but I feel like a normal, but good lifespan for a chicken is probably closer to eight to 10 years. That's so much longer than I thought. Yeah, it's a lot longer. And most chickens in the world do not get to live that long. When we're talking about like the rotisserie chicken, broiler chickens is what they're called,
Starting point is 00:43:25 those are killed now at like six weeks old. They just grow so fast, so quickly. And their genetics are so like kind of messed up that if you try to keep them alive, it's very difficult. They're kind of just like incompatible with life long-term. They have like a heart attacks and all these issues. They can't walk around
Starting point is 00:43:48 because they're too heavy for their bones. And then laying hens, most of those are killed between like 18 months to two years old in commercial settings. So yeah, most chickens do not get the chance to live out their days. Are those laying hens also processed for meat? They are not anymore.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Yeah, which was kind of wild. It's a long story, but back in the day, we now refer to these breeds as like heritage breeds or dual purpose, but chickens were only raised for eggs mostly on farms. That was kind of their main thing. And people didn't eat a lot of chicken because the only time you would
Starting point is 00:44:29 is if you had an extra rooster or you have a laying hen that slowed down enough that like, great, she's going to turn into stew meat now. But they started kind of specializing in figuring out how to breed animals and not just chickens for specific traits. So they're like, great, we have all these chickens laying eggs.
Starting point is 00:44:49 What if we just really max out that egg laying potential? And so I think in like the 1940s, the average laying hen would lay about 150, 180 eggs a year and now we're at like 300. I mean, they've really like super charged, but as a result, they don't put on a lot of meat. All their energy is going to laying eggs and around the same time period,
Starting point is 00:45:17 the egg industry was kind of a West Coast thing. And then on the East Coast, we started the boiler industry and people were like, hey, if I just raise a bunch of chickens in a shed and then sell them for meat, like this is a really easy income source. And so they were like, how do we get chickens that put on like more meat and more meat? And there was this whole like chicken of tomorrow contest
Starting point is 00:45:38 that they put on for like which chicken has the best genetics to be raised for this industry. The chicken of tomorrow, a broad breasted bird with bigger drumsticks, plumper thighs and layers of white meat. So these broilers that grow now to be six weeks old and I think like six pounds, it's really crazy. Wow.
Starting point is 00:46:02 I have so much meat so quickly that slaughtering any of these egg-laying breed roosters or even the hens when they're old, it like costs more to process them than what that meat is worth, which is nutty. So yeah, they're waste. Like I think a lot of them don't even go into pet food. It's so not worth it.
Starting point is 00:46:21 No. Just like a lot of death for no reason. And I guess that means they don't use the feathers, either none of that, right? I think some of, you know, there is some like feather meal and I think garden products that they can turn them into but a lot of people I've spoken with, they're like, they're just kind of composted.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Oh, that's terrible. What about the difference between cage-free and pasture-free or I'm trying to think of the different things on egg cartons? Yeah, what are they called? It's kind of a mess. Egg cartons are really hard to decipher. So most eggs still in the United States come
Starting point is 00:47:04 from what's known as battery farms and that's where the chickens are just kept in cages all of the time. The cage-free eggs, which is now kind of the big thing, I think we're up to maybe 30% of the industry is doing cage-free. Those birds are still inside. So they're in giant warehouses.
Starting point is 00:47:26 There might be like a couple of perches here and there but basically it's a lot of birds on a floor inside and they're still inside forever. They're still really cramped, but at least they can theoretically fly somewhere and spread their wings. But these birds are also really prone to osteoporosis and keel fractures and all of these problems
Starting point is 00:47:48 that come from laying 300 eggs a year. And so some people think that maybe it's not really that big of an improvement and that the birds are getting more injuries in these cage-free environments. So then you have pasture raised, which I think maybe doesn't have a legal definition. Okay, I looked into this and yes, it's a little amorphous
Starting point is 00:48:12 but in general, cage-free hens, they can saunter between inside and outside. They usually have access to perches to sleep but there's no defined measure of how much room they have. And free-range chickens have outdoor access at least 51% at the time, but again, there's no guidelines for how much space they have or when they're outside.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Now, pasture-raised have continuous free access to the outdoors, but no guidelines for how much space they have or the quality of the land. However, certified humane pasture-raised eggs mean that a hen has at least 108 square feet of outdoor space with good vegetation so they can scratch these scratch for worms and do chickeny things.
Starting point is 00:48:55 So if you look in your fridge right now, you can build a whole narrative of your chickens caged, cage-free or pasture experience based on the carton unless it's not even from a supermarket. You know, if you're getting eggs from a farmer's market and you trust the farmer or something like that, essentially pasture-raised poultry means that they are raised with some kind of access to the outside.
Starting point is 00:49:20 They are supposed to be living on grass, but what those pastures look like is very up for interpretation. I mean, chickens are, they are jungle fowl that have been made domesticated and they like an area with spaces to hide. They like bushes, they like open areas. So if you just have like a dirt field
Starting point is 00:49:42 or even an expansive grass, that might not be a super comfortable environment for a chicken and maybe they'll just prefer to be inside instead. So honestly, eggs labeling is kind of a mess. When I do have to buy eggs every once in a while, I just kind of default for like what says pasture-raised and is a little bit more expensive than I want to pay
Starting point is 00:50:08 because it costs a lot of money to raise chickens that way. And if you're finding like pasture-raised eggs for a couple of dollars unless they're coming from like your friend down the street with chickens, probably the pasture they are raised on is not like amazing. Oh. Wade, what situation would you need to buy eggs?
Starting point is 00:50:28 Yeah, so this is a fun thing. Most people don't know about chickens is eggs are actually a seasonal food. What? Yeah, I know, wild. So jungle fowl, they laid like 10 to 15 eggs in springtime. That was kind of their breeding process.
Starting point is 00:50:46 That is not the case anymore, but chickens still kind of go on a little like winter break every year if left to their own devices. So if you look at old like newspaper recipes from even the 1900s around Christmas, they'll have recipes for making cakes like without eggs and making other recipes that you might want around the holidays that are egg-free
Starting point is 00:51:11 because having eggs in winter was like a real delicacy. They cost a lot more money than eggs laid the rest of the year, especially if you wanted them to be fresh. People had methods of storing eggs, but then like they weren't as nice. It's kind of an older egg. So what they did is when people started moving chickens inside, they added artificial lighting.
Starting point is 00:51:35 And this lighting kind of makes chickens' bodies believe that it's like ever spring and summer. So chickens will only lay eggs when there is, I think, about a minimum of 12 hours of light. So yeah, they kind of just stop in the winter. I think it's nice for their bodies to have the break from laying. They can put some energy toward other chicken things. It's just really busy.
Starting point is 00:51:59 But yeah, we kind of trick them into thinking that they're eggs year round, and then we got really used to there being eggs year round and kind of forgot the fact that it's kind of a special thing that eggs are just forever in stores and these great quantities, and you don't even have to think about it. While you're thinking about that,
Starting point is 00:52:18 let's have a quick break to hear from sponsors of oligies who make it possible for us to donate to a cause of the oligies choosing. And this week, Tova chose SecondHend, which is non-profit and all volunteer. It's an organization that works to find loving forever homes for ex-commercial egg laying chickens. So maybe if you want to adopt a chicken,
Starting point is 00:52:36 you can check out SecondHend, which will be linked in the show notes. So thanks for choosing them, and thank you sponsors for allowing us to support them. Okay, this is just part one. So we're gonna continue with some basics, including the important questions that we need to know to get an academic foundation.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Well, what about their buttholes and their diet? How do they make so many eggs all year round if seasonally they've evolved maybe not with breeding? But if they're typically more seasonal birds, what do they have to eat in order to produce so many eggs? Yeah, I mean, most layer feed is going to just be really high in a lot of different nutrients and especially calcium because egg shell is calcium.
Starting point is 00:53:22 So you can give them food that will help them lay more eggs and bigger eggs, but it's definitely hard on their bodies and especially their reproductive systems. One thing that just kind of endlessly fascinates me about chickens is I think they're one of the only, if not the only animal that spontaneously can get ovarian cancer in the way humans do.
Starting point is 00:53:50 And so they've actually been a model for a lot of ovarian cancer research. And a lot of that is tied to the fact that the modern chicken lays so many eggs in the way that we ovulate once a month until we don't anymore. So yeah, it's just really hard. I mean, they can have like prolapses, they can have cancer, they can have like infections of the oviduct
Starting point is 00:54:13 and other parts of that system. For more on this, you can see the 2022 paper titled Ovarian Cancer, Applications of Chickens to Humans, which explains that spontaneous ovarian tumors are common in humans and hens and that monitoring the chickens with serum markers and transvaginal ultrasounds alongside genome sequencing might be able to help create these models
Starting point is 00:54:38 for earlier detection. And yes, chickens have vaginas, but they don't have periods. So an egg is in fact not a chicken period. But if you do ever get a blood spot in the yolk, that might be because the hen was more active and there was a tiny burst blood vessel just from jumping around. But double yolks, probably a younger hen
Starting point is 00:54:58 who's just pumping out yolks just doesn't know how to rein it in a little bit. And we go into more of that and also how much an ostrich egg purse costs in the oology episode, which I'll link for you. But another thing that can sicken a chicken is herpes. And the virus can cause nerve issues and tumors, even paralysis.
Starting point is 00:55:19 And it's commonly known as Merrick's disease and it's passed via dander and it's just picked up by inhalation. So if your chickens have pale combs, which is the boingy-boing skin on their head or they seem depressed or are losing weight, might be time to get them checked out for foul paralysis, aka Merrick.
Starting point is 00:55:39 And I'm like, who is Merrick? And does he know that he has a chicken herpes named after him? Was he a jerk? Did he lose a bet? No, on the contrary, Joseph Merrick was a Hungarian-born vet who identified this disease in 1907.
Starting point is 00:55:55 But then later on, much later on, bird pathologist Dr. Peter Biggs isolated the viral cause of the disease back in 1960. And when it came time to name it, he thought that Merrick should be honored with the name for all the work that he did in chicken science. And the beloved Dr. Peter Biggs recently passed away
Starting point is 00:56:15 after a brief illness, which made me sad, which made me read a PDF of his 2009 autobiography via the American Association of Avian Pathologists, Biographies of Professionals in Poultry Health, and two things. Number one, the day that Dr. Peter Biggs announced that he found the cause of Merrick's disease, he was giving this presentation
Starting point is 00:56:36 at the Congress of the World Veterinary Poultry Association. He was so nervous and he was excited. He was young in his career. He made a giant discovery. He went through his whole presentation. And when he got to the big finish, explaining the viral mechanism, his last slide wasn't in the projector.
Starting point is 00:56:55 So he had to stand up there like a clown and mime how chicken viruses work, but he got through it like a boss. And I'd also like to give you a little nugget, if you will, of wisdom from him, not having anything to do with chickens. But in his biography, he wrote, one experience which left a deep impression on me
Starting point is 00:57:12 was when colleague Ray Brian took me out to the rapids on the Potomac River, a place of fascination and tranquility. What stays in my memory and influenced me was Ray Brian saying that this was where he came to think, he taught me by this one act, that one needs peace and time to think. Peter Biggs, a real one.
Starting point is 00:57:32 So if you're not coming up with enough ideas, give yourself some peace and some time. Look at a river, eat an omelet. I don't know, how many eggs do chickens lay? Okay, jungle fowl in the wild lay as few as four per year. Four per year, modern egg laying hens, maybe 300 a year. And that's just with one ovary, because when little pellets mature, apparently,
Starting point is 00:57:55 the right ovary just hangs up a gone fish and sign and shrinks and their left is like, okay, I guess I'll just churn out hundreds of eggs a year until we can't produce anymore and then someone eats or adopts us. But sometimes the right one comes out of retirement if the left one has just had it with their bullshit. Now, if you're wondering, hey,
Starting point is 00:58:14 what does a massive chicken ovary look like? You've come to the right podcast. If you're not able to attend a chicken autopsy, you could enjoy the delicacy of a Filipino dish called Bahai Edlong Adobe, which is a cooked chicken ovary. And it might be unfamiliar to some, but it's no weirder than a chicken omelet. It's all the same parts.
Starting point is 00:58:34 And I was watching a recipe video on YouTube and I was struck at how much a chicken ovary kind of looks like ballerina tights stuffed with canned peaches. And at the time I was watching it, I was eating canned peaches. And sometimes timing just does you dirty, but it's a delicacy and I try it in a heartbeat.
Starting point is 00:58:52 But yes, because these chickens are producing such calcium rich protein bombs for us. As I mentioned, like osteoporosis is definitely an issue for a lot of like commercial laying hens. What about salmonella? What's up with that? Yeah, salmonella. So it occurs in the digestive tracts
Starting point is 00:59:13 of just about any animal. And chickens are one of those animals. So I know it's always a big to do when we have these like outbreaks of salmonella and backyard flocks. And the CDC is like, don't kiss your chickens. And the backyard chicken community is like, I'll kiss my chickens if I want to, you can't stop me.
Starting point is 00:59:35 I kiss who I want when I want. Oh yeah? Yeah. I do feel like it is a concern, but perhaps a little bit overblown in the backyard chicken domain. Like I hold my chickens, but I also like wash my hands every time after I've hung out with the chickens.
Starting point is 00:59:54 It's a good habit to do with any outside animal that you've been like petting or touching on or anything like that. Salmonella in the egg industry though is related to why we have to refrigerate our eggs in the United States. And if you go to Europe or another country, like the eggs are just sitting out on the shelves.
Starting point is 01:00:17 So we know that salmonella can happen both inside the egg and then also on the outside of the shell. And what we have decided to do in this country is we're like, great, we will wash the egg off. And that will get rid of the salmonella that's on the shell. Everything will be awesome. But because we've washed the egg, we are also washing off this protective cuticles
Starting point is 01:00:43 that all eggs have, which at least in chickens we refer to as the bloom. And it's kind of this like antimicrobial layer that keeps bacteria from getting inside of the shell. Where does the bloom come from, you wonder? Well, the egg starts as a yolk in the ovary and it grabs some egg white on the way down and then it gets coated in a shell.
Starting point is 01:01:05 It might pick up some pigment as it travels down the ovaduct, which looks like a big sock. And all of this happens pointy side first until it pulls a rally car J-turn and it scoots out the booty fat side first. And as it does, it just gets a little tacky coat of that bloom from the vagina. And it dries quickly though,
Starting point is 01:01:25 and it protects the eggs from any germs by putting kind of like a turtle wax coat over the egg shell's 7,000 pores. Unless you get it in the US where we hose that off. For some reason, that's where we're like, too much. And because that's not there, we have to refrigerate it now, which was like a lot of energy and room in your refrigerator.
Starting point is 01:01:46 So our eggs from our chickens, we just have them in this like beautiful little spiral container that sits on our counter. And then we give them like a quick rinse right before we use them and that's it. But in Europe, they were like, we think washing eggs is actually more likely to spread salmonella inside the egg.
Starting point is 01:02:05 And on top of that, we believe that there's more salmonella in farms where the welfare is not as high. And like the animal husbandry isn't where it's supposed to be. And if people know that their eggs can't be washed, they're going to put their laying hands in an environment that results in cleaner eggs, which will be like better all around. So that is kind of the difference.
Starting point is 01:02:29 And in this country, we do have much, much more intensive egg laying like barns and things like that than they do abroad, even in their commercial markets. Ah, well, what about the avian flu? Is that why eggs are so expensive right now? It's definitely part of why eggs are so expensive. I think like everything else, you know, inflation and the price of gas and the price of a lot of feed
Starting point is 01:02:58 has also gone up, which I believe has to do a little bit with like wheat in Ukraine with the war over there. I mean, any food is so global at this point. It's hard to point to any one thing that said since January of last year, 58 million birds have been killed in the United States because of avian flu. And that definitely has an impact on like the supply of eggs.
Starting point is 01:03:25 We only have about 300 million laying hands, I think in the United States. So that is a significant portion to be dying. Oh, let's have a number party. So right now on planet earth, there are about 35 billion chickens. That means that if chickens wanted to kill us, there would be four or five of them to take on each human.
Starting point is 01:03:45 And honestly, I think they have a chance. But here in the US, there's about 1.5 billion chickens at any given time. There's about 380 million egg laying hens. But according to the USDA, more than 43 million of those egg laying hens were lost to the avian flu or depopulation in 2022. Which is why you'd need an egg money side job
Starting point is 01:04:10 to afford eggs or you'd need chickens in Tova's book. And it's quite bad and quite serious. This outbreak kind of started in Europe, a year or two before it got to the United States. Avian flu has been around for really long time. In the past, what usually happened was it would be a problem during migration season and in the winter because a lot of wild birds
Starting point is 01:04:36 like geese and ducks tend to be carriers, but they're not affected by it. So they'll spread it around while they're flying from place to place. And then like the summer comes along in the warmer weather and it all dies out and things are great until another outbreak happens again, like hopefully many years later.
Starting point is 01:04:52 That did not happen this time. So it's continued during the summer. It's been spreading to wild bird species and also to some mammals, the occasional human case too. So that is potentially serious, but it's a disease that has nearly a hundred percent mortality rate in chickens. Like it's really bad and it happens quickly.
Starting point is 01:05:17 So people might have like one chicken that just suddenly is dead and then the next day like five more have died. And the only thing you can do is call like your local state veterinarian and they send people out, I think usually in hazmat suits and they just humanely put your entire flock down. And that has been the way they've been trying
Starting point is 01:05:42 to control the spread that I guess has worked for a while depending on how you feel about just like, let's kill these sick animals. It's a way of like preventing disease. But it's pretty bad now and it's not going away and people are starting to think like, maybe just killing like millions of chickens is not the best way to handle this,
Starting point is 01:06:03 especially when we have actually had a vaccine since 2003. They just did not want to use it in this country for a number of reasons. One of the biggest ones is the birds can still carry avian flu. They just won't be affected if they're vaccinated. And there are some countries we like to export meat and poultry products to that we're not vaccinating.
Starting point is 01:06:30 So we were like, well, we don't want to lose that market. We'll just kill a bunch of birds instead and like stop it that way. So I think there is now more serious consideration that avian flu has become endemic and we need to seriously think about a vaccine, which I personally would love. I'm very attached to my eight ladies in the yard.
Starting point is 01:06:52 And it's definitely something that's very much on my mind is just like, tomorrow a goose could fly by and like poop in the yard. And if they get it, like all of them are just dead and it would be pretty devastating. And that's kind of how it can happen even just with bird droppings from a wild population. Yeah, or like if I go to a pond,
Starting point is 01:07:12 I make sure to change out those shoes and clean them and wear different ones in the coop. So I think where we are, the risk is very minimal. We would have to be super unlucky, but that's where like biosecurity and, you know, not letting like your friend who has pet ducks that hang out in the pond, like they should maybe wash their shoes before they come
Starting point is 01:07:33 to visit you and your chickens. So check with your country's health department if you want more local data. But in the US, H5N1 bird flu has been detected in about 6,500 wild birds, but it's resulted in the depopulation of 50 million agricultural birds to try to stop the spread. And there's been one US case with a human
Starting point is 01:07:55 and it was someone working to depopulate potentially infected birds and they contracted it but recovered. And then there was another case reported in the UK and that person who also worked with chickens has recovered. Who is the avian flu hitting the worst? Is it the larger factories? Yeah, it's, I mean, by number of birds,
Starting point is 01:08:13 definitely the larger factories. That said, there are definitely people with backyard flocks whose flocks have had to be all euthanized because they've gotten them or a lot of small scale farmers. So it can hit anyone, though a lot of people do think that the commercial poultry industry is part of why avian flu has now become such a problem. I mean, anytime you have a lot of very genetically similar
Starting point is 01:08:44 birds in a confined space where many of them are still dozed with preventative antibiotics to keep them from getting sick, it's not a good environment for health and for not having diseases spread. So there are certainly people who are blaming this on the commercial poultry industry. I at this point don't know, based on the information that's out there, who is to blame?
Starting point is 01:09:09 Maybe we're just really unlucky, but it certainly wouldn't surprise me if that's not helping things. But that's, of course, a much broader issue with agricultural supply and feeding large human populations. But last October, a mink farm in Spain was hit with an H5N1 outbreak. And though some other mammals have contracted it by feeding on infected birds, the mink outbreak
Starting point is 01:09:35 was a big deal because it was the first real incident of widespread mammal to mammal transmission. And scientists assured the public that no one should freak out in the actual words of Washington State University pathologist Dr. Chrissy Extrand, who was quoted in The New York Times. But it's a reason to stay vigilant. Now, if you've been listening to this episode
Starting point is 01:09:54 while making a secret Pinterest board to DIY a self-sustaining homestead full of hens and heirloom produce, you're not alone. Also, if you get goats, can I pet them? Or if you get chickens? Do you have a lot of friends who did not have chickens and have chickens now because of you? I have some friends that have chickens now.
Starting point is 01:10:13 I definitely have a lot of people that have gotten specific chickens because they've seen me post about them on the Instagram and they're like, I love amylo, I have to have one. So that has happened a lot. But so many of my friends live in apartments where as much as they want a chicken, hard to pull it off. Do you give them eggs if they need them?
Starting point is 01:10:35 When I can, I actually have sent eggs through the mail a couple of times. One time it did not work out as well, which was sad. Oh, no. But I often, you can bring eggs in your carry-on little tidbit for anyone who needs this information. I didn't know that. When I visit family or friends,
Starting point is 01:10:54 I'll get a cute little carton. And I have special cartons that have a little stamp that says they're from my chickens. And I get a little range of colors and sizes. And then I bring that with me where I'm going. Is it a myth that you can tell what color egg a chicken will lay based on its comb or? Earlobes, and it's not a myth.
Starting point is 01:11:18 So typically hens that have white earlobes will lay white eggs and red earlobes will lay brown eggs. Yeah, chickens have earlobes. They look like earmuffs made out of raisins. And white earlobes probably gonna lay white eggs. Red earlobes tend to lay brown eggs. And then there are those silkies, which have hairless necks and blue earlobes
Starting point is 01:11:44 and they lay light brown eggs. So there are some exceptions. That said, it's not exact. So all eggs start off as white because they're formed by calcium, which is white. And I compare it to like printer toner being added. So apparently like blue, if you have a blue egg laying chicken,
Starting point is 01:12:04 that will be the first color that is added. And this is all determined by genetics. You're not gonna have like my hen laid a blue egg today and tomorrow it's a brown egg. That is set based on the breed of chicken that they are. So the blue egg color, when you crack it, it goes all the way through the shell because it's put on early in the process.
Starting point is 01:12:25 But if you have a brown egg and you open that, you'll notice that it's kind of like whitish on the inside. And that's because the brown color is like a later pigment gets added. I don't know why. I believe this is the same process for like all birds with shells, which is super interesting. So that is where the egg colors come from.
Starting point is 01:12:44 So you at least know if they're like a white egg layer, but even within that, you can get like creamier whites. You can get like a white white. The bloom I talked about also changes the color of the egg. So sometimes you can get these eggs that look pink and it's like a dark brown egg with a really heavy bloom and that kind of makes it look like pinkish or purple-ish. So it's very cool.
Starting point is 01:13:08 Oh, I have so many questions from listeners. Can I just lob them at you? Please. Oh, well, Shannon Feltis, who worked on our merch for a long time, very good friend of the pod. She is a self-professed chicken nerd. And she asked about chickens having fully colored shells and why some don't.
Starting point is 01:13:26 But we have so many good questions. So Shannon, we got yours off the list. Everyone else come back for part two, where we answer so, so many chicken questions. In the meantime, you can gawk at Tova Squackers on Instagram at best little hen house. And we'll link that in her website and her Twitter account, as well as her brand new book, Under the Hen Fluence,
Starting point is 01:13:47 which is what every potential chicken haver needs. And we'll be back next week with more with her. And we're at oligies on Twitter and Instagram. I'm at Allie Ward on both. Smologies are kid-friendly episodes that are shorter and G-rated. We have them all up at alleyward.com slash Smologies. Thanks, Zeke Rodriguez-Thomas and Mercedes-Maitland
Starting point is 01:14:05 for working on those. Thank you, Erin Talbert, for admitting the oligies podcast Facebook group with a sis from Shannon Feltas and Bonnie Dutch. Emily White of The Wordery makes our professional transcripts and those are up at alleyward.com slash oligies-extras. Susan Hale handles merch at oligiesmerch.com, keeps his whole ship sailing.
Starting point is 01:14:23 Noel Dilworth schedules it all. Kelly R. Dwyer makes the website and can do yours too. And additional editing was done by the incomparable Jared Sleeper, who might now want to get chickens. And by long-time listener and now professional lead editor, Mercedes-Maitland of Maitland Audio, who does a great clucking job.
Starting point is 01:14:40 Nick Thorburn made the theme music. And if you stick around, you know, I tell you a secret. This week it's kind of business-related, but I'm considering, tell me what you think of this, peeling off Smologies and giving Smologies their own podcast feed so people can subscribe in a different place for the G-rated, shorter, kid-friendly ones.
Starting point is 01:14:59 What do you think? And then I was thinking, maybe I toss in a couple extra bonus episodes on this feed of field trip episodes for funsies. Patrons weigh in on this week's discussion thread. What do you think of that? Also, I can't remember if I've told you this, but I'm just gonna tell you again.
Starting point is 01:15:15 If you make chai lattes at home, you know what you deserve, do yourself a little favor. Get adventurous, add a dash of cayenne pepper in there, crack some black pepper, maybe add a pink peppercorn if you've got one lying around. It's spicy. It burns in that fun way that fireball or mouthwash does and it keeps me alert and I love it.
Starting point is 01:15:37 Okay, see you next week to wrap up chickens. Bye-bye. Chicken, ladies, loves life!

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