Ologies with Alie Ward - Columbidology (PIGEONS? YES) Part 1 with Rosemary Mosco

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

You love pigeons. You might not know it yet. Espionage! Fancy breeds! Internal GPS! Weird feet! Should you be afraid of them? Should you adopt one? Pigeon advocate, comic artist and author of “A Pocket Guide to Pigeon Watching,” Rosemary Mosco finally joins to answer all of our questions in a beautifully mellow and melodious wall-to-wall pigeon exploration. I loved every minute of making this one and if you stick around for the secret, I’ll take you behind-the-scenes. Listen, then sit on a bench and watch your new friends.Visit Rosemary’s website and follow her on Instagram, TikTok, and XBrowse Rosemary’s books including A Pocket Guide to Pigeon Watching: Getting to Know the World’s Most Misunderstood Bird and There Are No Ants in This BookRead Rosemary’s nature comic Bird and Moon and support on PatreonDonations went to Great Lakes Pigeon Rescue and PalomacyMore episode sources and linksSmologies (short, classroom-safe) episodesOther episodes you may enjoy: Ornithology (BIRDS), Plumology (FEATHERS), Chickenology (HENS & ROOSTERS), Oology (EGGS), Urban Rodentology (SEWER RATS), Egyptology (ANCIENT EGYPT), Scatology (POOP), FIELD TRIP: Birds of Prey and Raptor FactsSponsors of OlogiesTranscripts and bleeped episodesBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a monthOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, hoodies, totes!Follow @Ologies on Instagram and XFollow @AlieWard on Instagram and XEditing by Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio Productions and Jacob ChaffeeManaging Director: Susan HaleScheduling producer: Noel DilworthTranscripts by Aveline Malek Website by Kelly R. DwyerTheme song by Nick Thorburn

Oh hey, yes yes hello, it is your internet dad, this is Ologies, I'm Allie Ward, and you and me, we are together here for the sake of pigeons. So we've done episodes on ornithology and pelicans and chickens and penguins and condors and crow funerals, but pigeons, you don't need binoculars or a farm to stare at them. But would you want to? Will this episode gross you out with pigeon facts or will you be googling pigeon adoption? Either way, this episode is so mellow and so soothing and exactly the opposite of the feral chaos that you might expect tonally from a show about pigeons. So stay tuned because we have a beloved studier of pigeons with us today who dedicated years, decades of her life,

to observing these creatures and years hitting the books and pouring through pigeon studies and even writing a guide about them. So we're going to get to that in a minute. But first thing, second, thank you so much to all the folks at patreon.com slash ologies for making this show possible. You can join for a dollar a month and I may read your questions to ologists. And thanks for making this show possible by supporting by wearing ologies merch from the link in the show notes or just by leaving a review Which you can do for zero dollars. Boy howdy. Let me tell you I read them all and then I serve you up a just left one

Such is this one from Kibke whose review said we found it y'all the perfect podcast Everyone else go home Kibke. Thank you. We did it, But I'm gonna stay here for a minute because we got a pigeon episode. Okay, another listener, 123454567U9IO00Howdidothat wrote a four star review that said, Why so long girly? Ali's great and all, but all caps. Why are your EPs so long? 123452-3-4-5-4-5-6-7-U-9-I-O-0-0. How'd I do that? I'm hearing you're out. I'm taking action this week because this bounty of pigeon stories was a real chunker. So we split it into a compact two volume set. And next week will be just wall to wall Patreon

pigeon questions. So instead of one two-hour episode, we're gonna be reasonable about it. So let's get into part one. Oh, I love these episodes so much. They were this, it was such a delight to work on one of my favorites. So this guest is a science communicator who writes the comics Bird and Moon

and has written several lauded and respected books such as Birding is My Favorite Video Game, Cartoons About the Natural World from Bird and Moon, and Expedition Backyard. And I've been aware of her recent book, A Pocket Guide to Pigeon Watching, Getting to Know the World's Most Misunderstood Bird Since Its 2021 Release, and Birding Magazine calls her a leader of the flock, and she studied pigeons from every angle to bring them into our hearts. So we logged on. We had a lovely video chat from my LA studio to her Boston home base. Many many thoughts and feelings I've had about pigeons remain forever changed because of this. So prepare for facts about their origin story, how they make it home, pigeons that save lives, whistling pigeons, nest strategies, where baby

pigeons are hiding, who called them rats with wings, whether or not they will give you a disease, pet pigeons, fashion pigeons, pink pigeons, doves versus pigeons, eating pigeons, extinct pigeons, spy pigeons, and more. So peck at a stale pizza crust and let's coo over best-selling author, lifelong pigeon nerd, and wonderful person, and columbidologist Rosemary Mosco. Okay, I'm Rosemary Mosco and my pronouns are she, her. I don't want to freak you out, but we asked our patrons for questions for you ahead of time.

And we got 57 pages of questions. Pages? 57 pages of questions for you. Okay. Okay. 57 pages of questions for you. Okay, okay, so I have the next four days in the pigeon minds. Yes, but this is how excited people are about pigeons, which is great.

That makes me happy. And we had some people asking, is this the lady who does comics about pigeons and wrote a book about pigeons? So yeah, there are people who, also people who mentioned you by name, but I just think it's funny that you're the lady that does comics about pigeon.

I hope that that's like an okay thing for the world to think, you know. Dude, if that's my legacy, that's, that's incredible. I'll take it. I'll take it. Do you know that you're a columbidologist? Now I do. You are. I used to just say pigeon fan, but columbidologist.

Love that. That sounds official. And I'm sure it rings a bell with the genus and things like that. Absolutely. Yeah, the pigeon family columbidae and then the genus of the city pigeon columbia. So there you go. You're a columbidologist. Can you walk me through a little bit of when pigeons just cooed and clucked their way into your heart?

It's been a slow build. I grew up in a bunch of different cities in Canada and the US. And my dad is from the Lower East Side in Manhattan and grew up with very few birds, pigeons being one of them. So when you're kind of a naturey kid, but you're in the city, you can't help but notice the pigeons. And kids in the neighborhood would bring me sick pigeons, and I was already kind of a little bit of a pigeon girl. But then I started looking more into the human history of pigeons, and it utterly blew my mind. And so just the more facts I pick up about them, the more obsessed I get.

And the human history of pigeons, I know that's a big can of city garbage to feast on. What? I love garbage. But I feel like I know them as rock doves. And so they're kind of rock-colored, from what I understand. Is that where they come from? Do they just nest on cliffs in the wild?

What's the deal? Yeah, they do. They're called rock pigeons or rock doves or a million other names, some unkind, because they naturally would nest in holes in cliffs. So I've seen them in majestic seaside settings where there'll be a pair of them cuddling up in a little like a cave on the side of a cliff.

So yeah, they're native to rocks. And then at what point did they decide not to live on the side of a cliff near the seaside and just get a tear in the city? That is a question that I really struggled with in my book because the problem is that our relationship with pigeons goes back before people were writing things down that have been lasting. So I spoke to an Egyptologist and a seriologist and tried to find all of the archaeological evidence that there was. And so we know that

Neanderthals, which are our ancestors to a certain extent, were eating this type of wild pigeon 75,000 years ago. And then we know that people in the area where pigeons were domesticated, which is this area called the F Frittle Crescent in the Middle East, were farming at around 12,000 years ago. And then at some point between then and about four to 5,000 years ago, which is around when we start getting written records of these domesticated pigeons, people domesticated them. And it probably happened many times and in many different places, which when I learned that ruined my dream of it being like a moment, you know, where someone like reaches out and a pigeon reaches out its wing and they shake hands and it's like a connection. That's not how it happened.

It was much messier. Did you hope that there was one pigeon ambassador who bridged the gap and then just like a lightning bolt of love and connection? Like music. I think about the movie, the Black Stallion, where they connect. We stare into their beady little orange eyes and the music swells. The story of a legendary horse who could only be tamed by a young boy's love. Yeah, no, it did not happen that way. horse who could only be tamed by a young boy's love. Yeah.

No, it did not happen that way. Was there a point that you thought, I have enough pigeon facts that this is my next book? Because I have to say as someone who is in science communication, you are living every science communicatorators dream. You're writing and illustrating comics and books for kids about niche science topics beloved by all. I guess I should back up to your origin story. Was there a moment when some like a librarian and you touched wings and then all the electricity of communication flowed through you? What happened? Okay, there was actually a moment. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this it

didn't happen like pigeon domestication. So I grew up in the 80s, when newspaper cartoons are a big thing. And I had, you know, every collection of Calvin and Hobbes and the far side. And I loved all that stuff. And then I also like nature. And so I figured at some point, I put one of those two things aside, you know, probably the comics, because I've seen the less lucrative one, and then go on and have a very serious career. And then I was at a nature camp, and I'm trying to think of how old I must have been about eight, at this nature camp that brought in a fellow from the local nature museum named Mike Leveille, who I've since

emailed with. He's delighted to hear that this meant so much to me. But he said, okay, I'm going to give us a talk about ancient life. And he put this huge pad of paper down on the ground and we all clustered around it. And then he started drawing the history of life from single cells to now, all in cartoon form, doing voices for every creature. Like, oh, help, I'm an anomalocaris or whatever. And my eyes must have just popped out of my head and I said, this is something you can do. You can be funny, but also talk about nature.

Okay, side note, I can't let a word like anomalcharis just drift by without knowing what that is. And I looked it up and it's a shrimp-like creature that was as long as a high school basketball player is tall, like six feet long, a ferocious predator, and it lived 500 million years ago. Its mouth was a cone-like wheel of teeth. And the name, a nomenalocaris, means weird shrimp. Sometimes I think Linnaean taxonomy was engineered just to deliver sick burns to dead things that can't object. Anyway, Rosemary learned from this camp counselor, Mike, that PSICOM

could be fun. Yeah, and it just blew my mind. And I was totally hooked. Did you ever ask him for any kind of photo of what he draws? Do you think you remember it? I'm sure pretty accurately if it made that much of an impression, right? It was pages and pages. And every time he'd fill up one page, he'd say, OK, now

we're going on to the Triassic. And he'd flip to another page. It was astonishing. I mean, even now that this is sort of what I do, the idea of doing that and drawing that many things live for kids is intimidating. So, no, I've since, I wrote to him, you know, and said, this was really incredible and you're amazing.

And he was like, oh, I'm especially happy that young women got excited about science through what I did, because there are so few of us. And Rosemary, I tell you, in the SciComm community has such a high level of cred and respect. When other science communicators congregate, whether online or in a real life nerd brigade,

people are like, Rosemary Moscoe, she's doing it right. She says pigeons are cool, pigeons have got to be cool. Was there a point where you felt like you collected enough pigeon facts where you're like, this book must exist? I knew the bare bones of the story and I wanted to find out more. And I had already been watching pigeons for years and years. And so I was pitching different ideas to my editor. You know, my editor was saying, Oh, you know, that one's okay. I don't know about that one. This is Danny at Workman.

He's an incredible editor. He's the best. But then, you know, I thought, you know what, what I really want to do is a book called A Pocket Guide to Pigeon Watching. And I pitched it and I thought there is no way this is going to happen. And then I was out at a cafe with a couple of friends who are also science communicators and I got an email saying, yes, we want this. And I just thought, no, you don't. What are you talking about? You surely don't. It was just a complete dream project. I was really thrilled. But day one, I was like, okay, time to go and squirrel myself away and read and read and read and read everything

and talk to everyone. And I put way more work into this book than I think they expected. So let's dig into that work like a delicious oil-stained bag of cold French fries, shall we? So pigeons and humans have this long history, but are there pigeons in the wild? Are there forests that purr with pigeons? Are there like cliff dwelling birds that look like born and raised New Yorkers? Or are pigeons just our winged golden doodles? Is that brilliant rainbow ring something of our own manipulation, like a dachshund or a big weird poodle. We have done plenty of weird manipulations to pigeons, but the shiny neck ring is natural.

And when you see a pigeon, yeah, when you see a pigeon that is sort of blue gray and has a pale blue gray wings and two dark bars on the wings and has that shiny neck ring. That's the natural look of a pigeon. Stop it. But whether there are any pure wild ones like that out there anywhere is an open question.

So there was recently a study that came out with some researchers up in the Outer Hebrides in Scotland and they were looking at some of the most remote pigeons in the world. These are, you know, pigeons who are nesting on cliffs. There are all these seabirds all around them. Everything looks very wild. And they tested these pigeons and they found that they were mostly not domestic pigeons, but there was still some domestic pigeon in there. So humanities reach into the pigeon cannot be overstated. We are everywhere where the pigeon is. into the pigeon cannot be overstated. We are everywhere where the pigeon is. And you were saying that Neanderthals would enjoy them

for a meal, which I think people still eat pigeon, right? Side note, so people have eaten pigeons for thousands and thousands of years. And yes, even near the caves of Gibraltar, buried in sediments 40,000 to 60,000 years old are bones of the rock dove, with human-like teeth marks, evidence that Neanderthals were climbing cliffs and making pigeon McNuggets. But why are they delicious, though? Well, okay, so pigeons are good flyers, which means

that their tissues have more myoglobin for carrying oxygen for all that activity. So pigeon meat is juicy and kind of mineral tasting. Who doesn't like pigeon? Well, farmers, because these things just cruise through and raid their crops like airborne stoner roommates. Why don't more farmers just farm pigeons if they're so good and so tasty? Well, as we learned in the chicken-ology episode, chickens come out of the egg fuzzy and able to peck at worms. Pigeons not so much. So pigeons are altricial and like human babies, they can't just go buy their own burritos. Pigeon babies are naked, they're helpless, and they're

hungry for a while. So that means they're harder to farm. Also they have way fewer babies. One pair might have way fewer babies. One pair might have like a dozen a year, whereas a chicken is just like a vending machine. It can pop out like 30 times that, or an egg a day. And I found out that L.A. used to be home to the largest pigeon farm in the country, with like 100,000 of them in this giant coop condo

right on the banks of the L.A LA River, what's now near Frogtown. And tourists, they'd come and flock to see them. One writer described the thrum of their gentle chorus like, quote, The ceaseless dashing of waves upon the beach a long distance away. Then, okay, why is this riverbank location now a parking lot for broken train cars? Well, because in 1914, a flood on the then unpaved LA River washed all these birds away, just splintering their coops and drowning them into this raging current and scattering the survivors into the wilds of the city. But yeah, pigeon farming sucks and it's hard to make money. So now if you want to eat a pigeon it's gonna cost you 25

bucks a pound, like more than double the price of a live lobster. So we just started using pigeons for other stuff. And then at what point did we decide that they were not only dinner but also like a co-worker? It's hard to say. So they were probably originally domesticated for food. And when we eat pigeons, mostly what we eat is squab. So if you've ever seen squab on a menu, little alarm bells should be going off in your head because that's a fancy word for pigeon. What you're eating is a baby pigeon that is just about to fledge.

So it's still tender, but it hasn't worked up, you know, the tough flying muscles. I know, I know. And so that is what people most enjoy eating. So they were domesticated for food. And also, then we were collecting the fertilizer and using that to fertilize fields too. But I think that as with any animal that gets domesticated for one reason, humans pretty soon start going, oh, that one's got a fun mutation. Oh, I'm going to make that one. That one sounds cool. That one flies cool.

I'm going to make more of those. It's sort of our natural instinct to mess with animals in funny ways. Sometimes not so funny. I'm sorry, animals. I think it probably happened pretty early. It's hard to say exactly when, but again, we're looking at ancient, ancient history, but some of those breeds, those fancy pigeon breeds are quite old. What kind of fancy pigeon breeds are there?

What flavors of pigeon are there, but visually, let's say? I'm familiar mostly with, there's kind of some like brown speckled pigeons, brown and white. There's the white ones that they release at expensive events, such as funerals and weddings. And then I'm familiar with the gray ones. What other kind of fancy pigeon breeds are there? There are more fancy pigeon breeds than you could possibly imagine. So basically, when you're looking at a flock of pigeons, you should think about

a pack of stray dogs or a colony of stray cats. What you're looking at is the kind of mixed breeds, the ones that didn't have traits that made it a little too hard for them to survive in the wild and kind of interbred and became mutts. So that's what's going on with a pigeon flock. That's why they're all different colors. Is there a mix of fancy breeds and fancy colors? You know, if you think of like a hairless dog, if a hairless dog gets out into, you know, anchorage or something and is running around, it's going to be very cold.

It's going to have trouble surviving. And similarly, there are pigeons that have feathers that block their vision or have feathers all over their feet that are incredibly long. And so they essentially have sort of four wings and they walk kind of awkwardly. And there are pigeons that flop over backwards when they try to fly and do back flips. And there are all these different types of pigeons. And some of those traits would not have survived as well in our feral populations. There are naked neck pigeons, which are bred to have no

feathers on the neck for some reason. There are pigeons that have sort of like a Salvador Dali droopy face called Scandaroon. There are pigeons with tiny beaks called Owls. Basically anything you could do to mess with a pigeon has been done. My favorite breed is one called the Archangel, which is as cool as it sounds. It looks like a medieval angel. They took the shininess of a pigeon's neck and spread it over its entire body.

So this entire bird is just like shiny and glossy and spectacular. It's really incredible. We're all familiar with at least a few dog breeds. But the only reason we don't know 200 pigeon breeds is because pigeon keeping is a little less popular now, but there is no real difference in terms of the elaborateness of these wild breeds.

Okay, so the rock pigeon was indigenous from Europe to North Africa and into Asia. But as we started to tinker and make them into our own craft projects, they spread out and we made them weirder. And I found myself down a pigeonhole on this Dutch website with breed names and illustrations. And yeah, the archangel is this gorgeous, purpley copper metallic along the body with these black and gray wings.

But there's also the antwerp and smurl, which bears curly white chest hair feathers and a beak like a parrot, which I thought maybe was just a lack of skill on part of the artist, but no, they really do look like that. The Brunner pigeon looks like if you stretched a gummy pigeon until its whole girth was gathered at your fist at its throat and chest. It doesn't look real. The English powder has wispy feather snowshoes and the Burn Burger Dove, it has all black feathers.

They're shaped like a vampire cape with a collar popped. Then there's this bookworms pigeon, also all black. It is wearing this, like, wide-brimmed beret of flattened feathers. It looks like a hat that a rich person would wear to a royal funeral. Pigeons, you go so hard. The English long face has a melon like a beluga whale. a rich person would wear to a royal funeral. Pigeons, you go so hard.

The English long face has a melon like a beluga whale. Now, there's this one pigeon who has this body of curly feathers, kinda like a chia pet. And this breed is simply called haircut, like an ironic nickname for some cousin who's had ringlets since birth. The French baguette pigeon, 100% looks like a flamingo, but inverted, so all white with pink accents, like pigeon 100% looks like a flamingo, but inverted, so all

white with pink accents, like honey I shrunk the flamingo, and now it's a sexy pigeon. And if you think that Archangel, French Baguette, and Haircut are weird names, I'd like you to listen to this list. And I want you to decide which one is not a real pigeon breed. Okay? There's one imposter. Here we go. Glorious. Hamburger skull. Thurgauer monk pigeon. Wigger tailor color tail. White winged wiener. Monday. Magic hatchet. Wig. Bonescower. Bernese mountain dog. Bohemian ice creamer. Significant damage. And Romanian nudist. Do you have your pick? Only one of those names is fake. And if you guessed Romanian Nudist, then you're wrong. That's an actual pigeon name. Hamburger Skull, real pigeon name. Bernese

Mountain Dog is a real pigeon name. The only one I made up was Magic Hatchet. So White Winged Weiner, 100% real. And I was researching this holoside on a plane and for at least an hour, like over a whole state, I had been scrolling through so many illustrations of exotic pigeons. And if you guessed that no one dared make small talk with me during this, you're correct. No one talked to me. I wanted them to. Jeopardy, make a pigeon category.

Please let me read the clues. Are these mostly kept as friends and pets? Like you've got a couple of parakeets, right? Or parrots. Is it similar to that? Or with all of these different breeds, is it like, this one's great at eating this kind of worm, this one's going to deliver an Amazon package to you? Do they have specific uses? Or are most of them just like, this is a beautiful bird and I love it? They absolutely have different uses. I was going to say again, it's like dogs and cats, but I don't know that cats, we don't have messenger cats really or guard cats. But yeah, so they're all of those fancy ones that I described and those are kept for different purposes,

often just for show. So like a show dog, they'll be kept so that you can take them and compete at pigeon shows and show how good you are at breeding fancy pigeons. So there are all these fancy ones that are really just supposed to look good. And some people also keep them as pets. But then there are breeds that make particular sounds. There are trumpeters that make like a trumpeting sound. Those are kept just because they sound cool. And there are the ones that are sort of trick flyers.

They kind of have like a midair neurological event, and they flip over backwards and tumble through the air. And those ones are kept so that people can compete in terms of, you know, who can fly the most interesting birds. So yeah, lots of pigeons have full ass feathers on their feet. Like hobbits look footballed by comparison. Oh, and those roller and tumbling pigeons who do the fighter jet rollbacks midair, I got horrible news.

Some research suggests that it's from a genetic neurological problem that can endanger the birds and not just because they're trying to impress you like doing kick flips in a parking lot. And then there are, there are definitely homing pigeons which are bred, you know, at one point to pass messages now mostly to race, so people race them. So that's sort of a more utilitarian purpose. And then there are utility breeds which are bred to be big and meaty. So there are so many different reasons why you would breed all of these different pigeons. Pigeon breeding gets incredibly complicated. There are people whose entire lives and family histories are in breeding these pigeons.

I know that in cities, rooftops would sometimes have pens for pigeons, and people would go up and keep them. Is there something about pigeons or size or their ability to home that lends itself to domestication? Like, do they like coming back into the pen at night like chickens going into a little barn? Are they easier than, say, if you had an African gray parrot or a parakeet that's just like, bye, fuck off, I'm out? Like, are they out. Do they like coming home? That was a direct quote from a parrot that was really accurate for their personalities.

You know what? One of them out there can probably say it. Fuck off. Yeah, that is an extremely good question because there are so many animals out there where you look at them and you think, hey, that would be a useful animal, right? I want a pet giraffe. It can reach by kite when it flies up to the top of the tree or whatever. But the animals that we domesticate, we domesticate for a complicated series of reasons. And one of the reasons pigeons was domesticated is they were kind of like primed for domestication. So they're pretty chill. They're not violent, you won't get mauled by a pigeon unless you're

a seed. They sound kind of nice and quiet. They don't migrate. So the passenger pigeon, which is native to North America, was used by many indigenous peoples as a food source, but it moved all over the place so you couldn't domesticate it and have it sit. But the Colombo-Livia city pigeons, they will come back to the pen at night. They're very loyal to their mates. And so they'll always come back to their nest and they will stick around and they'll kind of hang out. So there are reasons why we domesticate the

animals we do. And with pigeons, it was because they were prolific and also pretty chill. And then I guess people also thought they tasted delicious. Delicious little guys. Yeah. I've read in the past, and I'm absolutely probably misinformed, that part of their navigation is due to a magnetic substance in their beak? I'm sure that's outdated, but how are they finding their way back? What's their little GPS?

I thought this would be an easy question to answer. I'm sure you've had this experience, but I thought, oh, you know, I'm not really clear on how they navigate home. I'm going to ask a couple of scientists. They'll all agree. I know I was a fool, but you know, and then they'll explain and then I'll just write it down. And it turns out we don't really know, which I think is really fun because there's so much about pigeons that is awaiting future scientists and explorers. We have hints about what they probably do. So we know that they

use probably like the position of the sun and they probably have memorized a few different locations and they may have a magnetic sense, and maybe they can smell a bit on the wind or something. There's probably various different cues they use. Probably they use different cues when they're closer to somewhere than farther away. And homing pigeons tend to be trained a little bit to find their way home from farther and farther places.

So, yeah, okay, pigeons can fly up to 90 miles per hour. They average like 50 or 60, but they can go up to 90 if they have to haul ass. And homing pigeons can navigate back to the coop over a thousand miles away. That's way farther than the length of Italy or California from top to bottom. Navigating home halfway across Australia

with nothing but a pigeon brain. I guess, oh, and their ears. So this is still a mystery. Though some recent research, like the 2019 paper, a putative mechanism for magnetoreception by electromagnetic induction in the pigeon inner ear, found that electroreceptive molecules in pigeon ear hair cells may help detect magnetic fields.

And there's this one prominent Colombidologist at the University of Utah who thinks that these magnetic molecules in the inner air help detect the direction, intensity, and polarity of the Earth's magnetic field, but also shrug. But the bottom line is that we don't really know what they're doing. They're doing many things at once. They probably have their own preferences from pigeon to pigeon in terms of how they migrate.

Don't take the beltway because at this time of day, there's gonna be a little, go any way you want. But no, there are no easy answers. I was really hoping for one, but we can't make an automated pigeon GPS quite yet. That's actually more exciting than if we did know. I think that's cool that pigeons have mysteries. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, that makes me so happy because not only are they way less boring than people think, but you know, I was watching some pigeons today out in the city and just looking at them and thinking, there are things in there that we don't know. You know, tell me your mysteries. If you're sending messages back and forth with a pigeon, did you come across anything about how they know where to go? Is it just between a point A and a point B and they have like two houses or two pens

and they just go back and forth? Yeah, sort of. It's a lot less fancy than we think. So the use of pigeons to carry messages has been going on for thousands of years. They carried the results of the first Olympic Games, for example, and Genghis Khan had a whole pigeon messenger relay. And they were being used all the way up through World War I and World War II and carrying messages that were so important that they won various medals for it. There are so many

medal-winning pigeons that I couldn't put them all in my book, which makes it sound like they're forging out on this brave adventure and picking their way along. The secret is that pigeons are just very loyal to their homes. So what happened was the pigeons would be carried very far away from their home and they're sitting in this little cage going, okay, I'm ready to go home. I'm ready to go home anytime, anytime. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. And then you release a pigeon with a little note and the pigeons goes, okay, I'm going to make my way home incredibly quickly. And I'm just going get there. So it's a one-way thing. So you kind of have to have pigeons on both sides relaying messages.

But once you've got that, it's incredibly fast, incredibly accurate. So the fellow who started the Reuters news agency, Reuter, he started with a pigeon relay system between Aachen in Germany and Brussels in Belgium. He used pigeons to fill this gap in the telegraph line. He had pigeons on either side passing news information back and forth. They really, really, really are very good at it. They are one-way flyers just let loose to find their way back. And recently, this one pigeon was found trying to look inconspicuous around a shipping port in Mumbai when onlookers noticed writing on its wings and a microchip on its leg.

So it was captured. It was held for eight months on the suspicion of espionage before being cleared and pardoned because it was just a lost racing bird from Taiwan. So now it just lives in Mumbai. They just released it like a pro athlete who had to trade in fame and pressure for a life of just quiet normalcy. Also in World War II, the U.S. employed over 50,000 war pigeons who carried messages to and fro with a success rate of 90%. One of these pigeons saved the lives of 100 men as the story goes for delivering this message about an imminent bombing right in the nick of time and they named this bird GI Joe which I'm sorry is horrifying because

even pigeon breeds have names like hamburger skull and significant damage. And this creature hustles for the cause in a war zone to save 99 of your friends from getting killed by Nazis. And you call this bird GI Joe. Embarrassing. You could do better. Oh, and the thimble sized message tube that they attached to their legs was called a PG-67.

And if you look that up, you can still buy them from vintage military equipment sites, just in case you're like a big pigeon nerd or you have bad self-service. What about when you are seeing them in the city? I've always wondered, what are they eating? Because you mentioned something about how they probably won't attack you unless you're a seed. So where are they finding seeds? Like do they see an everything bagel and that just tides them over for like a month? What are they eating? Yeah, pigeons definitely have their preferences. So they don't really want to be eating all of our trash. But the thing is that pigeons naturally eat a lot of grains and legumes.

And what do we throw on the ground? A lot. It's grains. We'll drop a hot dog bun or we'll drop an ice cream cone or an everything bagel. So a lot of human food is grains and legumes, and that's what we drop on the ground and that's what they like to eat. So they will eat any trash that has that stuff in it, which isn't to say that that's what they like to eat. So they will eat any trash that has that stuff in it, which isn't to say that that's the healthiest meal

for a pigeon, but so long as there's a steady supply of that stuff, there will be city pigeons. I've sometimes seen people throwing out breadcrumbs to pigeons in parks or the parking lot of the Hollywood Post Office. Every time I'd go to check my mail, there'd always be a pile of breadcrumbs and 30,000 pigeons.

And I was like, this is someone's daily habit and joy. And that's cool with me. But is it kind of like they say with ducks, you shouldn't feed ducks bread. Is that because they have a completely different diet, like ducks like algae and pigeons like grains? Oh, okay. I have a section in my book about whether you should feed pigeons and what you should feed them. And it was the hardest thing I've ever written. It's about two pages,

three pages. And I was stressing myself to the extreme trying to get the wording right on this, because feeding pigeons is such a minefield. Okay. So the more you feed pigeons, the more pigeons there will be. They basically, when there's a lot of food, the pigeons say, hey, it's time to have a lot of babies and they can have many, many, many, many babies, like a dozen or more babies in a year. And so the pigeons are saying, okay, this is great.

There's food, time to reproduce, which is a problem because then there's more hungry pigeons. Lots, lots of babies. At the same time, the thing about pigeons that's different from ducks is that pigeons are a creature that has been so manipulated by humans that we are arguably responsible for them. And now they're lost and alone and hated

in the cities and hungry. And I they're lost and alone and hated in the cities and hungry. And I think that's one reason people feed them, but they also feed them because it's a nice nature connection and sometimes they'll bond with other people over feeding the pigeons. So I was really stressing over whether you should feed them. One thing we know is that telling people don't feed the pigeons doesn't really work. People will go at night and they will sneakily feed the pigeons. People love to feed pigeons. There are battlegrounds over pigeon feeding all over the place. I think where I came out with it was that if you're going to feed pigeons, we are responsible for this creature, but

you need to feed them responsibly. If you're going to feed them, you need to make sure that you're feeding them healthy grains and legumes. And then you should also maybe think about all the poop that's being produced as the result of your feeding. So I think the bottom line is the best thing you can do for pigeons is to make sure their environment is safe and to adopt any pigeons that could potentially be pets and are you know lost and alone and injured and can't survive out in what we call the wilds. So there are other better ways to feed pigeons. Like one-on-one in a committed relationship maybe with cohabitation with the pigeon. Also don't harass pigeons because it makes you a dick and also it's against a lot of regulations of the fish and game codes. Now is feeding them stale bread a Don't harass pigeons, because it makes you a dick, and also it's against a lot of regulations

of the fish and game codes. Now is feeding them stale bread a form of harassment? It really depends on each individual pigeon's preference for croutons. I'm sure some don't like it. But in some places, like Las Vegas and London's Trafalgar Square and Venice, Italy and Phoenix and Paris and Toronto and Singapore. It's not legal to feed them anything, even the finest delicate pastries. But what if you love them and you want them to experience the rest of your nachos?

WWACD, what would a columbidologist do? But I also feel complicated about just blanket telling people, don't do this thing. I think it's just something we all need to think a lot about. I don't feed them. I instead am that person who runs around with a cardboard box in her car, scooping up the injured pigeons and taking them to rehabilitators. And that's how I choose to contribute. And there are rehabilitators that are just like, bring them in.

Do they nurse them back to health and re-release them? Or do they kind of like re-home them to people who are excited about having them? It depends. If they're feral pigeons, usually they'll release them out in the wild unless they're so injured that they wouldn't be able to survive.

But one thing that happens is that people will dump their unwanted pet pigeons out or their food pigeons. So you'll see big meaty, they're called king pigeons, these white birds that will often get dumped and people think they're saving them from being eaten. But really then what they're doing is putting a bird with a giant eat me sign sitting out on the street. And then racing pigeons also often get lost. I just rescued one a couple of months ago. The young racing pigeons will get lost and then none of those birds can survive in the wild the way a feral pigeon can. So those ones need to be adopted.

And what does a racing pigeon look like compared to a city pigeon? It looks really similar. They kind of look, this is definitely anthropomorphizing, but to me they look beefier. So they sort of look like if your friend is like a Jimbrow, there's like a bit of a Jimbrow look to them. So they look really sleek and they kind of have like a deep chest sort of for their flying muscles. And they look, I don't know, very smooth and very fancy. Sometimes they have fancy colors, but the best way to tell is they will have a couple ankle bands. Oh, fancy, fancy.

You know, it depends from place to place what one of them will say, hey, this is where this bird is from. And then one of them will be like an RFID kind of tag that will make it so that when the bird flies home and gets to its roost, it gets scanned. And then the race managers can tell how fast and far that pigeon went. It's wild. We're living in the future. So these look like little plastic anklets and it's just, it's bonkers to me to have a scannable microchip on a bird. And then I realized how many of us have Fitbits and Apple watches just so that we can do this to ourselves. Like, okay, you closed the ranks, good job.

Get back in the cage. Yeah, we're living in a world in which we make pigeons race for us and then we scan them. Like it's mind blowing. And pigeon racing is so interesting because even though it's sort of less popular in some places like North America than maybe it used to be, in places like China, you can sell a pigeon for more than a million dollars.

When I was working on my book, yeah, there were pigeons. I wanted to put the most expensive pigeon anyone has ever purchased, and it kept getting replaced by more expensive pigeons. I think that finally there was one that sold for like $1.2 million. I'm sure that's been surpassed. But these things are big business. People bet on these pigeon races. So you may know 2020 as the year that you first realized everything could go to shit overnight. But it was also the

year that a pigeon named New Kim sold for $1.9 million after a bidding war between two Chinese buyers who went by the pseudonyms Super Duper and Hitman. Now for more of this kind of gossip, you can see the 2022 documentary Million Dollar Pigeon about a pigeon race offering $1.3 million in US of prize money with the top bird waddling away with $200k, which I guess kind of answers my next question. Can you make good money if you race pigeons? I don't know. I mean, I think it depends on the pigeon racing culture

near you, I think, probably. But I think the money is a lot of it's on bedding the pigeons and then, I don't know, maybe selling the top. I'm not really sure where you make all the money from with those pigeons. But I think it's similar to horse racing. We know that you've got a whole weird gambling ring. How did you know? Was it the cooing?

Yeah, it was the cooing. Shh, quiet, quiet. And also the fact that I'm actually three inches tall, so I'm like a tiny jockey that rides on the pigeons. Yeah, that's true. It did that to give it away. Little obvious. What about, okay, when it comes to their poop, you mentioned their poop and good for fertilizer,

bad for cars, bad for hairdos. Is it a toxic kind of poop or is it just garden variety bird poop? It depends on how much of it you're getting exposed to. Okay. One thing I was really interested in finding out was can the local pigeons get you sick? And of course, poop is one of the main reasons that people fear pigeons. A lot of the reasons why we have this idea that pigeons will get us sick stems

all the way back to New York City in the 1960s when there was a fungal meningitis outbreak and health officials blamed it on the pigeons. The pigeons did not cause it, unfortunately, but there was a lot of fear that was fostered. It was also a time when pigeons had fallen out of favor and no one was using them for the purposes that we had previously been using them for. We weren't eating them, for example, or giving them metals. So there was sort of this period of time, which is relatively new in the history, the thousands of years history of pigeons, where people started to think, okay, these things are really gross and they're going to harm us.

All right. So I know this whole time you've been like, just cradling a cup of tea, staring out a window wondering, per annum, how many pounds of poop does one pigeon make? And that number is 25. 25 pounds per pigeon, or around 12 kilograms. So what's in all that poop? Tiny killers? Well yeah, sure. Feral pigeons, they can have up to 70 pathogenic organisms on their body and in their poop. But according to the January 2006 paper, human diseases caused by feral pigeons, only seven of those pathogens have

in fact been demonstrated to be transmitted to humans. And yeah, as for that meningitis smear campaign, it's been six decades since they've been acquitted. And there was this 1964 New York Times headline boldly declaring pigeons exonerated in meningitis cases by Italian specialists. So the backstory here is that one New York-based doctor said that the fungus cryptococcus neoformans, which can cause meningitis, was found in Manhattan's pigeon droppings.

But then this Italian scientist wrote a paper clarifying that the same microorganism is found everywhere, from fruit to air and soil and cows and horses and dogs and cats and pigs and chickens. So the New York Times quoted the Italian researcher as saying, oh, why then you got a pic on the pigeons? Everyone looks down on these bobbling, nude city city birds just recoiling from suspected plagues. And that's not really true.

There are a number of scientists who have looked at the diseases that pigeons and their poop carry, and there are definitely ways to get sick from pigeons. But so long as you're not digging your hands into their poop or breathing it in a lot or really interacting with it, or so long as you're not immunocompromised in some ways, you should always be careful if you're immunocompromised, you're pretty safe. You just have to wash up. I have this memory seared into my head of going out for brunch with a cartoonist friend of mine and we were both biking there and we pulled up to the

brunch place and I said, hey, and he said, hey, and then a pigeon that had been kind of holding in its poop because it was probably sitting on eggs jumped out from an air conditioner, you know, nest above us and pooped the most poop. I did not, I don't know where it kept this much poop, but I was covered in poop. My bike was covered in poop, just covered. And then there was this moment and then I said, well, see ya. My friend said, see ya. It was this unbelievably stinky amount of poop, but I survived. So I think really, you know, try not to get exposed to huge amounts of it.

Try to be cautious. But, you know, a little bit of pigeon poop around you is going to be okay for the most part. They pooped on the right person because who would be more forgiving than you? You know that pushed my forgiveness. I'm Canadian, I'm very polite, I'm very nice, but I really wanted those mimosas and instead I got a head full of pigeon poo. So Rosemary has stories about pigeons for days and obviously they have a spot really deep in her heart and the very opening of her pigeon guide bears the

dedication to my dad Vincent Mosco who grew up in a Manhattan tenement and only knew three kinds of birds the gray ones, the little brown ones, and seagulls. Dad thanks for helping me see the connections that, the little brown ones, and seagulls. Dad, thanks for helping me see the connections that make the world work. Here are some more connections for you." So this was published in 2021, but she recently created and posted this really beautiful comic about grief that really stuck with me, especially if you've been up to date on the last few years of my life. You know, and I didn't want to ask this too early in the interview, but you know, I know the book is dedicated to your dad, who you lost about a month ago, right?

Yeah, about a month ago. I'm so sorry. As a member of that club, it's really hard. I'm sorry. It is the worst club. Every time someone says that to me, I think, oh, but I don't want you to also be in this terrible club. But yeah, my dad, so he grew up on the Lower East Side of Manhattan, and he actually grew

up on a street that is now known as Moscow Street after my grandpa, his dad, who was a community activist. And my dad spent his whole life fighting for justice and equality and labor rights and traveling all over and really trying to get people to care about the downtrodden. And his connection with pigeons, I think, really fostered my interest in them. And that's probably why I wanted to make this book was because I wanted to talk about the neglected, you know, unloved people and pigeons and why we should care about them. So, yeah, every time I see a pigeon, I think about him. What did he think of the book? He thought it was great. He was one of those dads where everything I did, everything, no matter how

small, he would post about it on Facebook. He would tell everybody. He'd say, oh, I can't believe Rosemary. Look at this. Rosemary did this thing. My daughter's so amazing. So yeah, he was just a cheerleader and it's hard to not have that cheerleader now. So yeah.

I'm so sorry. Thank you. I love that the book is dedicated to him. Yeah, there was no way it couldn't be. I mean, and it's, he was this sociologist and I always said, you know, oh, that's not my kind of thing. I'm going to do animals. And then I think it's really funny that I made this book that is really about sociology and history and then has a little bit of bird facts in there. And we donate to a cause of your choosing too. So, and if you want to split

the donation, we can do one in his memory to a certain cause and we're pigeon charity, we can do more than one. So if there's any that are off the top of your head, let me know. And if not, you can think about it and email us. No, I know two right off the top of my head, Great Lakes Pigeon Rescue and Palomacy, which is a portmanteau of pigeon and diplomacy, are two incredible pigeon rescues who have done amazing work. And in fact, Great Lakes Pigeon Rescue at one point came to the rescue of some pigeons that I found out about because I did a TV interview in Chicago and it was one of those goofy like this wild lady made a pigeon book. That's so weird. And this guy emailed me right after and said, my father just passed away and he left me this loft of like 40 pigeons. And I was going to just slaughter them. And now I have all

these pigeons, but you mentioned people will rescue them. What do I do? And I've reached out to Great Lakes Pigeon Rescue. And then a couple of weeks later, you know, they were like, okay, huge influx of pigeons. Please adopt them. And so they helped us out. So these people who rescue pigeons, is there anything more thankless? They're just the sweetest people. So we'll donate to that charity in her memory of her forever

cheerleader and fellow bird watcher and pigeon appreciator, her father, Vincent Mosco. And the wonder that he fostered in Rosemary really goes on to inspire all of us. I'm so inspired by her. So when next you see a pigeon, you can think of Vincent Moscoe and send a good thought Rosemary's way.

And that donation again, went to the Great Lakes Pigeon Rescue, which is a foster and adoption network for non-releasable rescue pigeons and doves, because they're the same thing in the Great Lakes region. And they're pigeon owners, adopters, enthusiasts, rehabilitators, and admirers, and they'd love for you to be part of it. So you can find out more at greatlakespigeonrescue.org, which we will link in the show notes, of course. And that donation was made possible by sponsors of the show. Okay, as a reminder, this necessitated a two-part episode because there were that

many great not-not-smart questions about pigeons, and we have a lot of pigeon influencing to do just yet. But let's continue with a line of questioning that honestly, pigeons don't want me to bring up. Like, this is the question that Barbara Walters would ask with one eyebrow raised, despite the pigeon's publicist just sweating in the corner. Well, you mentioned there are nests. And I lived in an apartment building once where I came home and at the end of my hallway

were a few sticks with one lonely egg on it. And it was obviously a nest of some sort. And we had open windows in the building and it was the laziest nest I've seen in my life. It was like a whisper of a nest. It was a gesture toward a nest. A soup song of a nest. Wee-wee. It really was just like, it was the most abstract painting of a nest you can imagine. It was like four twigs. One of them might have been a pretzel. I don't know. But just a lonely

egg and it was a pigeon nest. And there's that thing going around. a pretzel. I don't know. But just a lonely egg. And it was a pigeon nest. And there's that thing going around. It's like, why don't you ever see baby pigeons? Obviously, they're all robots. Baby pigeons, two questions. Number one, can you get bird mites if you have a pigeon nest at the end of your hallway? Luckily, I didn't. And the landlords gently rehomed it to the fire escape and closed the window.

But also baby pigeons' nests, why are they so carefree in terms of their parenting? That was my dog, Grammy, speaking of bad parenting. I mean, you don't want them nesting on any inside spaces that you have, but I don't know how common that is. I do have lots of advice in my book for discouraging them from making nests on surfaces and how to do that. But they really are very bad at making nests, right? So bad. Like a sort of sketch a nest. Okay. So I also laugh at those posts. There's a whole Twitter

account called like bad nests pigeons or something. I forget what it's called, but there's whole accounts dedicated to mocking pigeon nests. And while I think it is really funny, especially when you consider weaver birds and all kinds of birds that make these elaborate, complicated nests, the thing you need to remember about pigeons is that they would nest sort of on flat surfaces in these little holes and cliffs. So they don't need to make a fancy cap that's going to keep their egg from falling out of a tree. They just need to put maybe one or two guard sticks to kind of keep those eggs rolling out. And also because humans shaped them for thousands of years, we were breeding them to be good at this. We were breeding them to have lots of babies and be delicious and

fly real fast and make fancy coos. So there's no evidence to support this, but there's probably something about the fact that they were kind of altered to live in our structures, which is what they do. They live on our balconies and they live above our air conditioners and that kind of stuff. So they're doing their best. They're just throwing down a couple of sticks to keep the eggs from rolling away. That said, they will reuse spots, they will poop and they won't clean out the poop. Those nests can get pretty gnarly. So it's understandable if you don't want one, you know, right outside your house. Okay.

Listen, can you get gamma-sodosis, an infestation of avian mite from a pigeon or sparrow or starling nesting on your eaves? Sure. Has a friend of mine who got it said that it was worse than being haunted by poltergeists and frankly harder to get rid of? Yes, yeah. And according to the 2020 paper, Occasional Human Infestations by Feral Pigeons Ectoparasites, two case reports. Should you see a doctor if you have several pigeons on your terrace and you present with continuous intensified itching for six months? Yeah, you should. So if two pigeon lovers have decided that your bedroom window box is the best place to raise their Growing family on top of four poorly placed sticks Don't burn the house down, but maybe you could relocate it to an area

That's just less close to your sleeping face now speaking of rearing more of these beautiful beautiful weirdos Is it true that there are no baby pigeons? beautiful, beautiful weirdos. Is it true that there are no baby pigeons? No one ever seems to see them. So are they even real? Are pigeons even real? Or are they just very convincing feathered spy cameras? But the baby pigeons are out there, right? What do they look like? Oh, tiny robots that make kind of like a like a servo noise. No, I'm kidding. They are out there. They're out there and you can find them. So I did an interview with a local reporter at one point where he said, where are the

baby pigeons? There are no baby pigeons. And I met up with him and within five minutes I had found my baby pigeon and he was like, you've got to be kidding me. So the secret with pigeons is that again, like nesting in these little holes and cliffs, they tuck their babies away. So they keep their babies kind of hidden in these little niches until the babies are ready to fledge.

So you can find baby pigeons often by sound. So people call them squeakers. They make this very high pitched weird kind of whistling sound. And when you hear that, you know, there's baby pigeons tucked away somewhere. They look really funny. Like they look like a lumpy potato. I think they're cute. I understand if other people do not think they're cute.

And then by the time they fledge, you can still tell the babies from the adults by looking at a few subtle signs. Like the lumpy thing over their beak called the sear is not so lumpy in the baby ones, for example, but usually by the time they fledge they leave the nest. They're ready to fly, they're ready to do a lot of pigeon-y things, although they're a bit awkward about it, and people don't tend to notice that those are in fact baby pigeons. They're just kind of undercover because they're so mature. Yeah.

I mean, they sort of remind me of me in like middle school or something where I'm like, yeah, I'm doing a great job at this. I'm totally an adult. Their eyeshadow game isn't quite on it like mine in middle school. And they're on TikTok all the time. Karen and Clarenate case to school.

Looking at their feet a lot. We have 1 million questions from listeners. And we are not going to answer all of them. But we're just going to do our best. Is that cool? Yes. Sweet. Oh, I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. So next week, we'll ask your brilliant questions to our birdly expert. And meanwhile, feel free to find Rosemary's book, A Pocket Guide to Pigeon-Watching, Getting to Know the World's Most Misunderstood Bird. You can also find her online handles at her name or linked to the show notes.

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And if you stick around till the end of the episode, I tell you a secret. And this week it's that I'm currently recording this at 12 56 a.m. in a guest room on a Hawaiian Island, but I'm in a closet underneath a blazer because of this invasive coquille frog on the island. They're so loud. I looked it up. They're up to a hundred decibels, which is as loud as a lawnmower or a subway train. So I'm hiding in the closet. Meanwhile,

Jarrett is snoring on the other side of it, but I'm here visiting Jarrett's family. I'm also doing a couple field trips, including this visit to a farm co-op that's growing these traditional Hawaiian plants for food security. And I was invited there like over a year ago by this native scientist who's really passionate about it. I'm really excited to go make that field trip episode, so stay tuned for that. Also I feel like I gotta record these frogs. Do you want to hear the frogs? Okay. I'm gonna try to get you some of this frog audio. That's me leaving the closet.

Okay, so these are these invasive Koki frogs. They're native to Puerto Rico, but they're called Koki frogs from what I remember because they go, cookie, cookie. And I'm on the big island. I'm near Hilo right now. And apparently, some cookie frogs came over in some potted plants in the 80s. And now they're everywhere in this part of the island. And yeah, some people are obviously very upset by them because they're as loud as a lawnmower.

But others love the sound of them, but they're horrible ecologically. So there are ways people try to get rid of their coquifrogs, but at this point, it's just like they own Hawaii. Anyway, so these are coquifrogs. It's also raining, and it sounds like one of those meditation apps where you can just dial in different sounds. All right. Okay. Next week, more pigeons.

Bye bye. Hacodermatology. Homology. Cryptozoology. Litology. Nanotechnology. Meteorology. Metropology.

Nephology. Seriology. Selenology. Meteorology, Leprotology, Nephology, Seriology, and Selenology. Yeah, you know, they're just misunderstood.