Ologies with Alie Ward - FIELD TRIP: How to Change Your Life via the Natural History Museum of LA

Episode Date: April 2, 2019

After last week's heavy episode, Alie takes a little break with a Field Trip to one of her favorite places, the Natural History Museum of LA County. Hop in her pocket to hear about singing trees, hung...ry harpy eagles, architectural antelopes, crows that know your car, a pelt vault, sea serpents, willow huts, why Alie started loitering around in a vest, her personal list of must-see hidden exhibits, "Secrets from the Vault," her new live series for First Fridays in April and June, plus excerpts from the NHM's new book, Wild LA: Explore the Amazing Nature in and Around Los Angeles -- and how volunteering could quite possibly change your life. Also: the worst shoes ever.More info on the museum at NHM.orgFirst Fridays: Secrets from the VaultVIDEO: Last month's "Secrets from the Vault" livestream with Dr. Jann Vandetti:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3FUnwvrO0&t=1369sWild LA book! Get it!: https://www.amazon.com/Wild-Explore-Amazing-Nature-Angeles/dp/1604697105A donation was made to TicketsforKids.orgSponsor links: TheGreatCoursesPlus.com/ologies, Stitchfix.com/ologies, TrueandCo.com/ologies (code Ologies),More links at www.alieward.com/ologies/fieldtripNHMOlogiesMerch.com has hats, pins, totes, shirts, etc.Follow Ologies at Instagram or TwitterFollow Alie Ward at Instagram or Twitter.comEditing by Steven Ray MorrisOlogies theme music by Nick ThorburnMusic beds byKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)"Drone In D," "Division," and "Garden Music"Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseSpecial thanks to Erin Talbert and Hannah Lipow for adminning the Ologies Podcast Facebook group, to Boni Dutch and Shannon Feltus for managing OlogiesMerch.com, to interns Caleb Patton and Haeri Kim, and to editor Steven Ray Morris. I FERGOTTED TO DO THAT PART OF THE POD!Support the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh, hey, it's very literally this time, that lady in the vest and the lanyard at your local museum who's just bursting with facts. She's not telling you because you just need to know where the bathrooms are. Allie Ward, back with a very, very special episode of Ologies. I'm taking you to my favorite place, Pilot Buckle Up! Your internet dad is taking the family for a ride. Okay, Dad Ward, you're thinking what in the heck is Sam Hell? What is this field trip episode?
Starting point is 00:00:27 Is it a bonus one? No? It's a regular episode and maybe this will be the only one of its kind ever. Maybe I'll start tossing these in kind of regularly. Let me know what you think. I'll make a post on Patreon. Y'all can tell me if you want more of these and where to go. PS, thank you patrons for making this show possible.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Thank you to everyone wearing Ologies merch. Thank you to everyone who subscribes and reviews and leaves comments. You know I like to read a fresh one to you every week. For example, from Ash Kassar says, the episode on microbiology got biomes gave me the kick in the butt to finish applying for grad school. I got my acceptance letter today. Thank you Allie for admitting to wearing mismatch socks and making me not wish doomsday on all snakes.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Ash Kassar, congrats! I'm so excited for you. Could I be more proud? The answer is no, I could not. Also Chelsea Shields, I hear from your students who have left reviews that you're quite the stingray expert so consider this a formal invitation to be on the show. You did it. All in favor, say, hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Motion passes. Okay, so what is this field trip episode all about? What's it y'all? Sometimes I just want to take y'all with me to my favorite and most inspiring and comforting or life changing places kind of like if you were a frog in my pocket that I could carry around and say Jerome that's your frog name. How awesome is this place? So since last week's victimology episode was kind of on the heavy side, I just wanted to
Starting point is 00:01:56 lighten things up, give my own brain a little break and take you guys on a trip with me just to shine a light on a place that changed my life. Again, if this is your first ology's episodes, last week was super heavy, which was abnormal and this week I never do field trip episodes. I just needed a little bit of a break and I thought I'd do something weird. So if you're like, what is this podcast all about? There's so many episodes in the back catalog, you'll get the vibe. Anyway, last two weeks have just been like a little heavy and then this one I decided
Starting point is 00:02:24 to make something a little weird. So the Natural History Museum, a place that changed my life and I also wanted to give you some advice I wish I had when I was going through this really, really tough time in my life. Some of you know ologies would not exist without the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County who in no way is paying me to make this podcast or this episode. In fact, I didn't really even ask them or consult them. I just really love the everlasting shit out of them.
Starting point is 00:02:50 So if you live in LA or if you visit LA, I just want you to know how cool it is. So once again, they are not paying me or approving this episode. I just wanted to get it out of my heart and into your ears. So I'm going to tell you about my favorite hidden spots in my favorite museum and let's just let our minds and feet kind of wander the halls. So hop in my pocket, Jerome, and settle in for a field trip to the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County. If you've listened to the Museology episode with Ronnie Klein or the Entomology episode
Starting point is 00:03:40 with Leela Higgins, I mentioned that this museum changed my life. I'm going to retell the story again just in case it slipped your mind. OK, so the year is 2013 and I'm working in travel and food TV. I'm wearing fancy dresses. I'm eating pie and drinking margaritas for a living. There's a four page spread in Cosmo magazine in which I am wearing $1,500 Giuseppe Zanotti five inch heels, which are very uncomfortable and borrowed from a stylist who is annoyed that I can barely stand at them.
Starting point is 00:04:12 They're literally called cruel wing pumps. They are awful. They live up to it. I want to put them into a metal bucket and light them on fire. So I'm uncomfortable from my toes to my brain. My life on the outside seems very, very glamorous and very perfect. And during this era, I have also never cried so much in my life. So a few months prior, my dad had been diagnosed with multiple myeloma, which is a blood cancer.
Starting point is 00:04:38 You can see the hematology episode with the Earth Angel, Dr. Brian Dury, and my dad, by the way, is doing well. He's still kicking his ass. I also went through this wrenching, wrenching breakup with the love of my life who happened to be having like mental breakdown of his own at the time. It was awful. He's doing great now. That makes me happy every single day.
Starting point is 00:05:01 But at the time I was just a tear factory. My heart felt like if you left hamburger meat in your glove compartment, I was a mess. So I randomly was offered a tour of the Bug Lab at the Natural History Museum and Lila Higgins ushered me past these tanks of California Newts and into this private insectary where they were hatching beetle grub and cockroach babies. They had butterflies with these glimmering chrysalises
Starting point is 00:05:30 and scorpions that glowed under blacklight. And I told her at the end of it that that hour was the happiest I had been in maybe years. And she just kind of casually suggested like, you should totally volunteer here as if I were the kind of person to do those things. And I was like, oh, dude, I wish, like in the polite way that you respond to farfetched things like we should go do drugs in Joshua Tree or come to Aruba. You're like, oh, I wish I wish.
Starting point is 00:05:56 And she's like, no, really, we really could use the help. So I went home and later that night as I was sobbing, as was my custom, I thought, well, how could I make things worse? And at the time I was too depressed to pay for things that would make me happy, such as a museum membership. And I thought, well, if I volunteer there, I can go for free. So there's no stakes. Just in case you think I'm just a very nice person, I'm actually just
Starting point is 00:06:20 a thrifty, sad opportunist. So I signed up again, no stakes. And I had to fill out an application. And on the first day I showed up at the staff entrance for orientation. I was led into this conference room with like some senior citizens and some very shy, seeming undergrads. And there was this full day of training where they passed around some bones and pelts and some old dishware and taught us about how to talk to people
Starting point is 00:06:47 about science in a way that's emotional and matters. And the way that docents interpret, and that's kind of that's like the fancy verb that means to tell you about shit, is that they don't lecture. They're trained not to do that. They're trained to ask open-ended questions until you deduce and you answer your own curiosity. So instead of like, this shark has bananas and it has tiny teeth because it eats little prey, you say, what do you notice about the shark?
Starting point is 00:07:12 And people say, it's dead. And you're like, yes, what else did you see? You're like, it has tiny teeth. And then you say, so what do you think an animal with such small teeth could eat? And before you know it, you've interviewed someone until they figured things out for themselves. And I just, I like fell in love with volunteering. Every Wednesday morning in 2013, I would arrive at 9 a.m.
Starting point is 00:07:35 I'd put on this blue vest. Smells kind of like hair, kind of like a musty sweatshirt, but in a comforting way. I'm not sure how often they wash the vests, but I didn't ask. I didn't mind. And in these morning meetings, they give us a rundown of how many kids we are expecting. Sometimes like thousands would bound off buses and run up the stairs like this high tide of little bodies streaming into the foyer. And sometimes in the morning meetings, we would discuss like artifacts
Starting point is 00:08:02 that were out for repair, like a gorilla hand was in the taxidermy shop. Sometimes we'd spend the last 15 minutes of the meeting just shooting the shit. Like an older volunteer named Timothy always had these really long, corny jokes to tell. And then at the punchline, everyone would just explode into groans. And like genuine laughter because it was so adorable. And this other guy would update us on his koi pond. And I would just be there just sitting there listening, like not having to eat cupcakes on camera, not wearing fake eyelashes, just spending three hours a week
Starting point is 00:08:32 at this place, making zero dollars because it was the only thing that lifted my spirits. And I would only miss weeks if I had to go travel for work. And I started just like little by little letting people know that at heart I love science and I was working at this museum for fun. My friend Andy worked at a production company and they were looking to hire a science correspondent for one of their shows. And he knew I was volunteering at the museum. So they called me in for a meeting and a few weeks later, while I was volunteering
Starting point is 00:08:59 a shift in the butterfly pavilion, I got the call that I got the job. Andy, by the way, was just nominated for an Emmy for editing Innovation Nation. And we're still shooting. It's been five seasons. So the Natural History Museum totally changed my life. This year, the NHM asked me to host some live Q and A's likeology style for First Fridays, and so I'll be there on April 5th and June 7th talking live with some curators about hidden gems and secrets that they have in the vaults.
Starting point is 00:09:25 So if you're in LA, come to those. Honestly, it's my favorite thing that happens at Night in LA. There are bands and DJs and wine and food trucks. You can wander this whole museum at night and listen to lectures. And in this case, an ology style Q and A, the whole shebang is just sexy. So if you're not in LA, that's also OK. The museum figured out a way to live stream my Q and A's. So anywhere in the world, you can watch them on the NHM LA Facebook live.
Starting point is 00:09:54 So they're putting them up on their YouTube after the fact too. And I'll link the videos in the show notes. Last week, we did a talk with a guest from the Malacology episode, Dr. Jan Vandetti. So the point of this episode isn't just to give our brains a break and sing the praises of the NHM, but also just to inspire you to take a look at your own life and see if you want to shake it up at all. I just want to let you know that I know times are tough. If you're feeling off course from what you think your deal in life is,
Starting point is 00:10:21 if you feel kind of lost or if you're feeling just low in the self-esteem realm, or if you feel like you're not really living a life that feels very true to who you are or you're just kind of in a rut, binge watching shows that aren't even that good. Maybe sit down, let yourself make a quick list of the things that you like in life the most. Maybe it's books or math or cooking or nature or plants. Maybe you're into animals or makeup or space or building stuff or clothes. And just figure out if you can spare a few hours a week or a few hours a month to just go use that interest and volunteer somewhere.
Starting point is 00:10:55 You'll leave each time feeling like you made your life better by helping out. It's amazing how selfish volunteering can be. And you'll have weird conversations with people you'd otherwise never meet and you'll learn things that one day might come in handy in case you get an offer for your dream job. Hi, hello, hi. And you'll just start like a new little era in your life. Go through a breakup, volunteer.
Starting point is 00:11:19 You got laid off, go volunteer somewhere. Grieving, maybe volunteering at a puppy rescue might be good for you or reading to kids at an after school program. It's free. It costs the same amount as cutting your own bangs or texting your ex. It's less expensive than the many cheese teas I have consumed on bad days. By the way, cheese tea, you guys, look it up. It's cream cheese foam on top of tea.
Starting point is 00:11:41 It tastes like cheesecake. I'm here from the future to tell you it's really good. So if you come to a First Fridays event or you're just going to the Natural History Museum of Alley County, I'm going to tell you the things I love in the museum the most. And then we're going to hear from a few curators who just wrote a book about their favorite stuff in the museum. OK, hang on for that.
Starting point is 00:12:00 But first, we're going to do a few ads from sponsors. Again, NHM not sponsoring the show. Before we do ads, I always tell you about a charity that I really like. And this week, I wanted to tell you about ticketsforkids.org. And tickets for kids provides at risk children with experiences that inspire hope and dreams and achievements for a lifetime. So they help pay for kids to go to museums and athletics and art and cultural events. One hundred and ninety six thousand kids have been taken on field trips
Starting point is 00:12:28 because of ticketsforkids.org. So a portion of the proceeds will go to them. And here are some other people making allergies possible. OK, we're back. So Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County. What are my favorite things to see? You guys ask me this all the time, and I'm just going to tell you in this episode that way I can refer back to it.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Number one, there's a whole hall called Becoming LA, and it's the history of Los Angeles. Everything from like scarlet O'Hara's dresses to ostrich eggs to old carts and maps. There's this one thing. I see people walk by it all the time. And it's a desk in a glass case. It's kind of an old timey desk put together roughly with wood. It's Walt Disney's very first animation desk.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Like he drew some of his first cartoons for Disney on it. If you happen to go to the museum, go to the Becoming LA Hall. Look for Disney's desk. It's bananas. Also, there's an extinct awk, which is a large penguin like creature. And it's in the bird hall. Again, they're now extinct, but there's a dead one in the bird hall. OK, if you go into the African Mammal Hall,
Starting point is 00:13:34 one of the dioramas is of a greater kudu. And for some reason, it's just my favorite. Like the landscape of Kenya is this beautiful sunset and the kudu is standing on this rock with these antelope horns that are perfectly spiral. And there's something just very architecturally pleasing about it. So if you ever go to the NHM, look for the greater kudu in the African Mammal Hall. Say hello. Also, in the mineral and gems hall, there's a meteor that someone found
Starting point is 00:13:59 and they had to chip a piece off to be like, is this big rock a meteor or what? So you can see where they chipped a piece off. Also, you can go into this vault and look at these absolutely bananas, gemstones and earrings and crowns and diamonds and emeralds. And you just have to go into this vault. And there's usually a guard there and a huge vault door. So it feels very like mission impossible. So don't sleep on the gem and mineral hall.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Go look at some sparkly things. The dinosaur hall has a gravid plesiosaur. What do those words mean? Old, old timey sea reptile. And I think it's gravid because I think when it's a reptile, they're gravid and not pregnant. Anyway, it's a fossil of a huge sea dwelling reptile whose belly was filled with babies. Also, there are these two big tanks on the main floor.
Starting point is 00:14:49 And one has an or fish in it, which people used to think were sea serpents. These long, like 15, 18 foot long silver fish with this bright red mohawk and these two fins that look like these big, long canoe oars. And it's deed and it's in a big glass, watery coffin. And you could look into it. And once a kid asked me if it was alive and I was like, no, this is dead. And she was like, oh, is it in heaven with my grandpa? And I was like, sure.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Also, there's a mega mouth shark again, huge shark, big mouth, tiny teeth. And apparently they're seen very rarely. They're still alive. This one, I think, died in 1984. They think that perhaps they have bioluminescent lips and that their lips glow at night. And so that little critters are like, oh, what's this? Is there a rave? And then it's just their big mouth.
Starting point is 00:15:42 So that's the mega mouth shark. You have to go look at that. If you go up to, I think, the second floor, there's a hidden dinosaur lab. You have to go around a corner and you can watch paleontologists chipping away at dinosaur fossils. It's like around the corner from the diorama hall. It's nuts. You're just you can watch them work.
Starting point is 00:16:00 It's so cool. And if you go down to the very bottom floor, there's something called a nature lab and they have a bunch of live animals there. Like they have a bunch of rats and they run around in these clear tubes and little fun fact, they're all lady rats because if they put men rats together, they would like eat each other to death. And if they put lady and man rats together, you'd have a lot of rats. Oh, rats, rats, rats, rats.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Also in the nature lab, they have these drawers of insects that you can pull out. They have a tarantula hawk. That's this big, beautiful, dark midnight black blue color. And then it's got these pretty amber colored wings and it will kill tarantulas. Also down in the nature lab, there's an infrared camera that shows you what it looks like when a snake sees you. And I found out there that I had a thyroid problem because I was like, why aren't my hands showing up on this thermal camera?
Starting point is 00:16:49 So thanks, NHM. One of my favorite, favorite things is in the back of the bird hall. And I'm so afraid that the Natural History Museum is going to like rehab and renovate the bird hall, but it's kind of old and I love it that way. So, OK, you walk in the bird hall and you walk over this boardwalk over a marshland. You're like, oh, that's pretty dope. And then you keep walking and then you see in this room, it's like this big cavernous room with a rocky mountain in it.
Starting point is 00:17:17 And there are a bunch of California condors and they're eating a goat. You're like, what kind of metal business is this? It's great. There's no one back there. You know what? Keep walking, keep walking and you find yourself in a rainforest. It's all these like birds chirping and vines hanging down. And it looks like something from Disney World, but super creepy. You walk in and it's dark and your pupils are like, what's happening? And then walk to the right and you'll see a staircase and you walk up the staircase
Starting point is 00:17:45 in midway through the staircase. You stop, turn to your right and you will see a harpie eagle eating a red howler monkey. It's astounding. Here is this thing. You would have to walk to the very, very back of the bird hall. You would have to go into a very pitch black rainforest and then you'd have to stop in the middle of the stairs and look over and you will see the eagle eating a monkey. It's very severe and it's one of my favorite weird little hidden things in the museum.
Starting point is 00:18:14 So if you go to the Natural History Museum in LA County, make sure that you do that. OK, those are just my favorites. But I went to the NHM last week for this special panel discussion with the authors of this new book they put out. It's called Wild in LA, Explore the Amazing Nature in and around Los Angeles. And if you're headed to LA or if you live here and you love nature, this book rules. It's like equal parts nature guide and a trip planner. And it essentially unveils the hidden nature in every park and canyon,
Starting point is 00:18:43 perhaps even in your own neighborhood if you live in LA. And it was written by a few friends who have been hugely influential to me in terms of science and science communication. And one of them, Lila Higgins, again, the person who started me on my museum journey. And so I asked the authors to sit down with me and tell me their favorite passage of this new book, again, Wild in LA. And also their favorite thing in the museum. Now, Lila Higgins said it was a small exhibit hidden around the corner
Starting point is 00:19:10 in a stairwell at the museum. It's close to the ground floor elevators and it's of the Delhi Sands Flower Loving Fly. It's a federally listed endangered species. Thank you very much. And they're so big that they sometimes get mistaken for hummingbirds and they have these cone shaped bodies and sometimes emerald color eyes. They are large and they look they kind of a little bit fuzzy and they have striping.
Starting point is 00:19:35 So again, some people think they look like bees. Don't you remember the time we went to the Lorquin Society meeting down at Biocwip? They had some there. We were looking at them and I'm pretty sure you were pretty down with them. That flying guy that was there. Yeah, that guy was that guy was hot. Can you do me a huge favorite? Don't get mad at me, but it didn't start recording till later.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Can you just read the passage again? I love you. Thank you. So this is my favorite passage from the book from the snails and slugs section. Like other snails, the common garden snail is a hermaphrodite, which means it has both male and female sex organs. When a pair comes together, each harpoons the other with a love dart. It introduces hormones to induce mating to reproduce, they intertwine their bodies and extend their penises from behind their heads
Starting point is 00:20:15 to exchange sperm. Mating can take anywhere between four and 12 hours. 12 hours. By the way, that bug society meeting was a few years ago. I remember it well. The guy was dapper as hell. He was in his fifties or sixties. He had a binder full of exquisitely drawn flies.
Starting point is 00:20:33 I'm not going to lie. He had some game and a wife, so don't get excited. Also, if you want to know more about the incredible romance of slugs and snails, you can listen to the Malacology episode. And for more of the wonderful Lila Higgins and her charm and British accent, you can listen to her episode on entomology. So next up, I asked Charles Hood, who's a writer and a bird nerd and contributor to Wild LA, and he read me his favorite passage of the book.
Starting point is 00:21:00 And told me his favorite thing at the NHM. Hi, I want to read from page 89. It's easy to confuse the American crow with its rowdy or more robust cousin, the common raven. Both are all black, impressively smart and able to find and eat a huge variety of foods from worms to acorns to birds, eggs to lizards. In Los Angeles, people used to shoot both as farm pests. But as city has replaced farmland, we've both grown more tolerant.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Crows can be seen everywhere in urban Los Angeles. Ravens are usually spotted in large parks, mountains, deserts. Then I just want to jump ahead, smart, smarter, smartest. Crows and ravens are super smart. They can use tools, recognize not just the faces of people they like and don't like, but even the cars those individuals drive. They know how to crack nuts by letting cars drive over them and can use traffic signals to figure out which cars are coming next.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Some scientists believe they're as good at problem solving as chimpanzees. Our estimates of their intelligence rise higher with each study. I love that they're just like, here's a Hyundai, put a walnut down. Oh, my goodness. Yes. And there was a study out in the Antelope Valley where people were trapping ravens for, and they could actually tell the cars the researchers drove to know, okay, they're here today.
Starting point is 00:22:14 I'm not going by the garbage dump. Now, do you have a favorite artifact or area in the Natural History Museum? Yes. And I have to encourage people to donate money so they can go on the behind the scenes tours with the hoity, 20 people. This is not open to the public. There is a thing called a Pelt Vault, P-E-L-T-V-A-U-L-T Pelt Vault. And it's a refrigerated unit for storing the entire skin of an animal.
Starting point is 00:22:37 If you can imagine like dry cleaning rods, just drape with zebras and giraffes, leopards, tigers, it's called the Pelt Vault. And it's not open to the public usually, but it's a, it's part of their collections in the Momology Department. And they let the go through on tours with the, you know, whether you're the proper donor, and it's just, it's just tremendously cool to walk in to see a no-copy Pelt. Oh my God, got to get that VIP tour.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Absolutely, yes. Next up is my good friend, Dr. Jason Goldman. He is an amazing scientist. He's a journalist. He's a leader of Atlas Obscura and other science-based trips. The story he reads from his Wild LA book, it's amazing. It's so inspiring and touching and I loved it. Doctor, can you tell me your favorite passage in the book?
Starting point is 00:23:19 Sure. Yeah, it comes from the chapter on, I think it's the chapter on backyards. Yeah, it's a chapter on backyards. Oh, OK. Go ahead. Leo Politi Elementary School sits just two miles from downtown Los Angeles in one of the densest parts of the city. This means that there's not that much room for nature to grow or kids to play.
Starting point is 00:23:40 A few years ago, then-principal Brad Rumble decided to take an empty part of campus and grow a garden. With the help of students from a nearby high school, they planted sages, oaks, monkey flowers and other native species. They dug a vernal pool. Then they waited for the birds and insects to show up. Teachers began using the space for lessons and Brad took students there to talk things through when they were troubled.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Not long after the garden grew in, wildlife turned up. The students counted dozens of species of birds in the garden and hundreds of insects, but that was expected. The surprise was that student disciplinary issues dropped from all dropped to almost zero and science test scores skyrocketed. Brad said they went, quote, from the basement to the penthouse in science. Gardens don't just benefit wildlife, they also benefit us. What would our city look, sound and smell like if every school and property
Starting point is 00:24:31 owner provided a bit of quality wildlife habitat? If enough people landscaped their yards with wildlife in mind, those gardens could become corridors for traveling between larger green spaces, allowing animals to hopscotch safely across the city from backyard to backyard. Los Angeles has a good amount of undeveloped green space, but acre for acre, the nature of Los Angeles is the nature of the backyard. I'm going to cry about a backyard. Good.
Starting point is 00:24:56 You should. That's great. Do you have a favorite exhibit, artifact or area of this museum? My favorite thing about naturalistic museums is not necessarily the, so the public parts, the dioramas, you know, people think of a naturalistic museum. They think of these desolate dioramas, most people don't realize the real function of a naturalistic museum is the collections. It's to preserve biological specimens and cultural specimens for a thousand
Starting point is 00:25:23 years or more, so that researchers, a millennium from now, can understand something about the world as it exists today. So I love just walking to the collections and looking for stuff. But if you can't get into the collections, what are you looking for? You should ask a curator really nicely and I'm sure they will take you on a small tour of at least a part of the collections. What about the garden? Do you have any favorite spots in the garden?
Starting point is 00:25:48 So there's a, I'm not going to say like the willow hut because I know it's your favorite space. No, it couldn't be both of ours. No, there's a spot. I believe the sign says that it's like a listening tree. And there's just like, I don't know, reminds me of one of those like old school, like little horns that old people would stick in their ears to like hear you better. But it's basically that, except it's like tapped into like the root system of this
Starting point is 00:26:08 tree underground. And on a really hot day, you can hear the cavitation inside the root system amplified by this like speaker thing. So it's taking something that normally is invisible in nature and making it, it's still invisible and making it, making it audible, making it noticeable. Oh, I'm going to go stick my microphone up to it. Yeah, you should. I don't know if it's, I don't know if trees cavitate at night.
Starting point is 00:26:32 I don't know what cavitate means. It's the movement of water and nutrients up from the root system up into the tree into the canopy. Okay, well, we'll see. We'll hear. Yeah, we'll hear. We won't see. Thank you, doctor.
Starting point is 00:26:45 You're welcome. Last up is Dr. Greg Polly, and he's the curator of her pathology. And I forgot to have him read his favorite passage because we got to chatting about how LA is the birdiest county in the country. It's what's called a biodiversity hotspot. And in the same day, you can see bighorn sheep in the mountains and green sea turtles in the lower San Gabriel Valley.
Starting point is 00:27:07 And I asked him about his favorite thing in the museum. What's your favorite artifact in the museum? Okay, this is such a tough question because the museum has 35 million historical objects. And so to like say, like this one is my favorite. But as, as the curator of her pathology, when I first arrived here, it was going through the collections, I was absolutely blown away that there is a yellow bellied sea snake that was collected from Orange County. So collected on the beach here in Southern California.
Starting point is 00:27:37 And actually it was collected on Thanksgiving morning in 1972. Oh my God. And which is like the greatest Thanksgiving ever, in my opinion. And that was such an amazing specimen just to know that like yellow bellied sea snakes occasionally would show up in Southern California. That's the only one that had ever been documented. And then in our most recent El Nino, the 2015, 16 El Nino, we actually had three yellow bellied sea snakes washed up.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Oh my God. And then we've actually had two more washed up since then. So we're now in a total of six yellow bellied sea snakes have washed up on the coast of California. And it's this amazing situation where we are able to sort of document the increasing range of this species and it's largely tracking the warming oceans. And so this species now, I think we can basically treat as like this is a species that we can pretty much expect, you know, off the
Starting point is 00:28:26 California coast, Southern California coast every year in these really, really low numbers. And occasionally one is going to get subjected to tremendous cold and it's going to wash up, you know, it's going to be very unhealthy. And it's going to wash up. And that's how people are going to find it. The sea snake is actually like it's yellow bellied for all the reasons that lots of aquatic organisms have lighter bellies.
Starting point is 00:28:45 It's just counter shading. So predator from below is looking up, sees something, but it can't see it very well because it's light, just like the surface of the water. Predator looking down from above, the animal is dark because it's looking down on a darker ocean. So it's just standard counter shading. Nothing to do with other aspects of yellow bellied. I had no idea.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Now I'm going to go out on every Thanksgiving looking for yellow bellied sea snakes. I think that's a great thing to do in Thanksgiving morning. I will not eat them. Thank you so much. Absolutely. And yes, I looked it up and yellow bellied may have morphed into an insult meaning cowardly because of this trait of reptiles.
Starting point is 00:29:22 But hello, hi. If I had counter shading to hide me from predators or people that I didn't want to run into a traitor, Joe's, that's not cowardly. That's just smart as hell. So get off my darker, counter shaded back about it. Also at the NHM this week, there's a new exhibit called an arctic dinosaurs. And to hear more about it, you can check out all these editor and the patron saint of podcast, Stephen Ray Morris.
Starting point is 00:29:45 He's putting out an episode of sea Jurassic right this week in which he tours the exhibit. I'm at the natural history museum of Los Angeles because I'm going to go to the Antarctic dinosaurs exhibit early. I'm super excited to check it out. I'm running late, so we should probably go and heads up. This exhibit is based on research excavating fossils from under ice. There are hands on excavation activities and behind the scenes look at what
Starting point is 00:30:10 it's like to be on one of those expeditions, but probably without the like icicles hanging out of your nostrils and just wanting a bath so bad. Now, I haven't seen that exhibit yet. It opens April 3rd. It goes until January 5th in case you're in LA. Maybe you'll be heading back from Coachella. Maybe you're touring grad schools. Perhaps you're visiting an aunt who's having a divorce party.
Starting point is 00:30:32 I don't know your life. Also, we didn't even plan to both have NHM episodes this week. Me and Stephen, it's just very beautiful synergy because we both dig fossils. So on my way out of the museum, I stopped into my very, very favorite spot, which is this willow hut and the subject of the hashtag Willow Hut Wednesdays. And it's this little house made out of willow reeds, and it's my favorite thing, maybe ever. And then I kept walking through the gardens. OK, so it's after hours, the museum is closed and I'm supposed to be walking
Starting point is 00:31:04 out, but instead I'm sneaking away to the willow hut, which is my favorite spot in the museum. There's no one in here. It's super dark. I'm totally hiding in this willow house made by David Lovejoy. It's this house in the garden and it's made out of willow sticks that are all woven together and it smells so good, like a tree. And I want one and I hope they don't catch me, but I just wanted to come and say,
Starting point is 00:31:28 hi to the hut. Hey, hut. I just sniffed the hut. I just sniffed the hut. It smells like branches. I dig it. OK, all right, leaving the hut. So the gardens have fountains. They have a pond.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Walk over gravel. It's so huge. My God, the smell of outside makes me so happy. It's unreal. So many trees. Now we're going to go check out the listing tree that Jason talked about. OK, so they're these horns. They look like a trumpet end on a stock. It's this whooshing sound.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Oh, my God. Oh, it sounds like a ghost. The placard said, put your ear to the trumpet. A microphone underground picks up the sound of water moving from the roots to the leaves of the tree. And this is a really beautiful oak tree. Oh, it's so good. OK, bye museum.
Starting point is 00:32:54 So in summation, go to a museum, look at, touch, hear things. If you have a few extra hours, maybe consider volunteering anywhere, doing anything that would make your heart happy. Also, come to NHM on April 5th or June 7th for first Fridays for my live secrets from the vaults with NHM curators. I'm also supposed to be there on May 3rd, but I just found out I got nominated for a daytime Emmy for writing on Innovation Nation, and I should probably go to that. It's on the same night, May 3rd.
Starting point is 00:33:27 I don't know what to do. But April 5th and June 7th, I will be there for first Fridays. So come to those. It's at 5.30 and 7.30, and those will also be live streaming on the NHM Facebook. If you are nowhere near LA and you want to watch. And as long as I'm just telling you my whereabouts, I got invited to go on a trip with Atlas Obscura, and they do all these really great tours. And now they do vacations where you can go check out some science or some history
Starting point is 00:33:52 on a vacation. They're doing a trip to Hawaii with Tuzologist Sarah Malkinulty. You know her from the Squid episode, and she's going to be doing some research with Squid, and so it's a really, really small group of people that can go. And I think that they have maybe two spots left. So if you've been thinking about going to Hawaii and you're free at the end of June and you want to just splurge and take yourself on a squid trip, I will be there. You good on sunscreen?
Starting point is 00:34:21 I'm good on sunscreen. Also, if you listen to the very end of the episode, you know, I tell you a secret. And this week, my secret is that I had to dye my hair and I was on a trip. And so I took a lift to Walmart and I purchased some hair dye. And then I was like, I'm going to ruin these hotel towels. They're going to look like there was a hemorrhage on them. And so I bought a roll of paper towels and I dyed my hair in a hotel room. And I'm just going to tell you, if you're ever in a pinch and have to dye your hair
Starting point is 00:34:47 in a hotel room, maybe you're on the run from something. Again, I don't know your life. You can always buy some paper towels. It's a considerate thing to do if you ever leave town without doing enough grooming and upkeep and then you have to do it on the road. I feel like this secret is applicable to no one. And I don't know why I told it anyway. Maybe go to a museum or go anywhere that has something you can look at or touch
Starting point is 00:35:10 or smell or hear that makes you happy. And if that doesn't work, then cut banks. All right, I heart you all. Thank you for listening to this love letter to the museum. OK, bye bye. We love it.

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