Ologies with Alie Ward - Maritime Archaeology (SHIPWRECKS) Encore with Chanelle Zaphiropoulos

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

Shipwrecks. Treasure. Sunken planes. Scuttled submarines. New life forming around old machinery. There’s an -ology for that -- just ask Maritime Archaeologist and wreck nerd Chanelle Zaphiropoulos. This absolutely charming and passionate scuba diver, history buff and antiquities scholar dishes about pirates, warships, admirals worth admiring, and ships ranging in size from water taxis to the Costa Concordia and Titanic. Also world record diving stats, war graves, how owning a fountain pen can be egregious and why a Midwestern coal barge from the 1970ss is worthy of weeping over. Ahoy!Follow Chanelle on Instagram and BlueskyA donation went to Diving with a PurposeMore episode sources and linksSmologies (short, classroom-safe) episodesOther episodes you may enjoy: Oceanology (OCEANS), Forensic Ecology (NATURE DETECTIVE), Cnidariology (CORAL), Classical Archeology (ANCIENT ROME), Disasterology (DISASTERS), Cryoseismology (ICEQUAKES), Domicology (ABANDONED BUILDINGS, RECYCLED HOUSES & GHOST TOWNS)Sponsors of OlogiesTranscripts and bleeped episodesBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a monthOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, hoodies, totes!Follow Ologies on Instagram and BlueskyFollow Alie Ward on Instagram and TikTokSound editing by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media and Steven Ray MorrisManaging Director: Susan HaleScheduling Producer: Noel DilworthTranscripts by Aveline Malek Website by Kelly R. DwyerTheme song by Nick Thorburn

Oh hey, it's 2025 Allie here to dig into my carpet bag of favorite episodes and handy one you may have missed. And if you didn't miss it, you can listen again because it's great. It's really, really a good one. Also this encore is going up because last week I was in New York to tape a segment of The Tonight Show during which I showed Jimmy Fallon and Salma Hayek, The Wonder of Bugs. And you can find that segment on YouTube. But if you stick around to the end of the episode, I'll share a little bit more about that

and some stuff that got cut. But first, shipwrecks, let's go. Oh hey, it's your wallet, which if I'm so important to you, why do you lose me all the time? Allie Ward back with a watery historical episode of Ologies. I've wanted to do this episode for so long. So this ologist is an ologite as well

and pitched the topic to me with such zeal and such passion that I just couldn't wait to dive in and hear all about it. This Canadian got her bachelor's in classical ancient Mediterranean and Near Eastern Studies and Archaeology from the Memorial University of New Finland in Canada, where she was also the president of her scuba diving club. And she's, like, moments away from her masters

in maritime archaeology at the University of Malta. This was recorded a few years ago, so obviously, she got it. We'll talk about what Malta is later. Now, as soon as I learned that her Twitter handle was sharks and wrecks, I was like, I gotta know this lady. I need her in my life.

She's so enthusiastic about the science and the culture and her approach to what lost craft represent in terms of history and lives is really beautiful. I think you're going to dig this archaeologist. Real quick though, thank you to the patrons who sent in hundreds of questions for this. You can join for as little as a dollar a month. It's 25 cents an episode. Cheaper than a parking mirror because my love is cheap. And for no monies, you can support the show just by telling friends and tweeting.

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and pharmacist that I am today. Amanda R. Farmdee, thank you for tucking me in your pocket along the way. Like I sometimes do with my medication and then hours later I put my hand in my pocket and I'm like, shoot, I got to take that. Okay. So maritime archaeology. Maritime archaeology comes from mare, which means sea in Latin and archaeos, which is ancient in Greek. And there are very niche differences between marine archaeology, nautical archaeology and maritime archaeology, but this guest is technically a maritime archaeologist,

and also this gives me an excuse to do more episodes on stuff that's underwater. So works for me. Now she took a break from cleaning dive equipment and finishing up her master's thesis to hop on a call to chat about her love of the sea, mapping a sunken submarine, the Titanic, the Bermuda Triangle, pirates, booties, shipworms, the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, transatlantic migrations, Atlantis, her favorite ship captain of all time, your new favorite ship captain, thoughts on plundering wreck treasure,

and the life that blooms around tragedy. So batten down your hatches and shiver your timbers for a chat with maritime archaeologist Chanel Zafiropoulos. Yes, the shipwreck expert. My name is Chanel Zafiropoulos or Zap, whatever is easier. And she her. And I'm going to make you say it one more time slowly just to make sure that I say it right. Sure. I'll even hold the mic closer.

Zaffiropolis. And then the first name is just Chanel like the perfume, but Zaffiropolis. Honestly, it's just like it's spelled. It's easy PC ships. Ahoy. Let's go. I wanted to do maritime archaeology since before this podcast started. I know. There's not a lot of maritime archaeologists out there.

There's not. Yeah, there's not a lot of us. And the cool thing about that is that we all study such like different unique things, which I love. Are there different maritime archaeologists who study like battleships and wooden boats and submarines? Or is it like a sunken boat is a sunken boat? No, absolutely. So I had a professor who is the curator of the Maritime Archaeology Museum

in Malta. His super niche specialty is food, like food on boats. Yes, it's like it's wonderful. I love it. But there's absolutely people who are specialists in wood boats, traditional boat building specialists from different regions. So you've got like ethnographers, you've got tradespeople who are involved in it, all these sort of fun things, and absolutely naval historians like nautical archaeology. And do you have to leave the United States to do maritime archaeology, or is there a lot of it in the Great Lakes, or why Malta?

So I'm Canadian. So I wasn't super planning to go to the States to study it. Now, there are a few universities in the States that do do grad programs in maritime archaeology. So in the US Chanel says the University of Florida, East Carolina University, Texas A&M, they all have maritime archaeology programs. So looking at y'all gators and pirates and dogs. Oh my.

So there's definitely programs in the States. And States has a great budget for maritime archaeology, because there's this like, military pride. And that's what a lot of funding for maritime archaeology comes from that sort of naval interest. For me, Malta was the choice because my family roots are from the Mediterranean. So it was a chance for me to sort of go home and I feel less like a foreigner in Malta than I would have in Texas, I feel like.

And you even have done some Maltese boat restoration too. When did that start? Yes, so I did not do the restoration myself. My class documented a boat that was being restored in the Maritime Museum. There were seven of us in our class and we were the biggest we'd ever had. So our professor wanted us to document

the restoration process that was going on on a pretty dilapidated traditional Maltese boat that was going to be put into the museum. So I mean, with only seven of us, we could all fit into that, you know, workshop. We could all ask our questions. We could all take our pictures. Mm-hmm. Just something you don't get in a massive program.

Could you all fit in the boat also? We probably could. It's a pretty small boat. So, this is a small, colorful Maltese boat. And I looked it up and I was trying to figure out how to say this word. And it's like attempting to pronounce the wind. I couldn't do it. It's spelled D, G, and H wearing some kind of hat.

JSA. The phonetic key for it was just a bunch of upside down letters. I couldn't find a video of anyone saying it. Chanel later told me the name for this boat. I don't know. She told me it's one of those words you just surrender to copying and pasting. Malta, I love this word. I love you. I'm sorry I failed the pronunciation. Now another similar boat is called a Farila and it looks kind of like a gondola wearing a colorful flirty paint job. But basically, this boat was a water taxi. So when British boats were like naval vessels were stationed in the harbor, like you've

got these great big huge boats that people are on out in the open sea, they can't really get super up close to land. So you load people into these smaller boats and they take you to shore. Or in modern day, like taking you across from one campus to another as I did in Malta, which was a lot of fun. And were you always a seafarer of some sort? Oh gosh, yes and no. So, I mean, my dad is Greek, my mom is Italian. They both immigrated to Canada.

I think as a kid, I had this idea that they immigrated, like their families came over by boat. And then that was just something that was never discussed. I think my mom actually came over by plane. Chanel told me as a child, she'd read books about folks immigrating to the United States before her family who traveled by boat. And she just assumed her family did the same. But she notes that not asking about your family's history is very different than being robbed of that knowledge by forced migration. And her grandfather was on the open ocean a lot, though, traversing the seas to Venezuela for work six months at a time. So Chanel feels like she has a seafaring constitution. Does she though? Do you get seasick? I'm going to guess no.

I've been seasick like twice and once I'm pretty sure it was food poisoning. But yeah, I did my undergrad in Newfoundland. So and I actually started off in marine biology. So I was out on this like small little boat in the North Atlantic being tossed around by waves trying to read instruments and whatnot. You get over seasickness very quickly. Yeah, I bet. Yeah. So did you start off studying marine ecology? As a child, I had this like romantic idea. I wanted to do everything and I did not want to compromise. I was very into ballet and my theory was I was going to work as a scientist during the

day and perform ballets at night. A lot of five-hour energy drinks. Yep. And like I didn't want to pick one type of biology. I wanted to be a cross-terraabiologist, which was something my brother came up with. And basically just like I wanted to study bats, I wanted to study groundhogs, I wanted to study marine creatures. But definitely the marine environment had my heart hands

down. So when I had to pick it, there was no debate. Mm hmm. Yeah, and I just always love the sea. Like I loved everything about the sea. But I did not know maritime archeology was a thing when I was younger. And so I very much had this idea in my head that I wanted to study the ecosystems that grow on shipwrecks. I don't know how I got this idea as a kid,

but I knew this was a thing. And I was like, that's what I wanna do. And I just slowly, slowly worked towards it. Eventually it was in my final year of university, found out about this program at Malta, was like, I'm gonna do. And I just like slowly, slowly work towards it. Eventually was in like my final year of university found out about this program at Malta was like, I'm going to do it. I'm going to apply and see what happens. It is such a specialized field. But you know, this makes me think because before if a vessel sinks, someone's like, where is it? You're like, oh, it's in the ocean. But when did we actually start getting to study these shipwrecks? And by we,

I mean, people like you, definitely not me. But was it when we developed sonar, right? Or like, how did it work? Great questions. Yeah, so I actually wrote a paper that was going through for review. And it was a paper on maritime mortuary culture. so death at sea. I made this like comment about how like yeah good luck finding a body at sea. Like obviously not like that in a more academic sense. That 2019 paper by the by was titled Buried in Brine Maritime Mortuary Practices During the Age of Sail. What even is her life? It's enthralling is what it is. Now sonar as we know it came about after 1918. It was developed around World War I but some

early uses are said to be in the 1400s when Leonardo da Vinci like screamed into an underwater tube it said and sometimes I'm like did da Vinci really invent all this shit or did he just have like the best publicist ever? Good luck finding out. But back on topic, marine mortuary science is difficult. Good luck finding where a particular body drifted in 300 kilometers of sea. So yeah, so in that sense, it's still very difficult to do that sort of work. Studying shipwrecks themselves, it's happened for a while. Like we've been doing it in some way, shape or form for a while.

Definitely the advent of scuba gear and sonar just escalated it like crazy because we used to have diving bells. We used to have these like great big canisters we could lower down into the water and with like piped air from the surface and people would work and that's how they would work on like bridges. So we did have ways to explore underwater before self-contained underwater breathing apparatus was a thing.

But just it was very limited. Definitely sonar makes it so much easier to locate things and communications, I would say is the other big thing. We know where the Titanic went down because we knew exactly how far into its voyage it was when it sank. We knew exactly what sort of latitude it was supposed to be traveling at. And we had communications via telegram if it had deviated versus before that, okay, a ship didn't make it to harbor. You didn't find out about that

until months later when it was supposed to have come back and it still hasn't. Okay, so it was supposed to go from England to New Hampshire. What latitude did it end up with? Did bad weather force it to take a farther south trajectory? So it's like pretty much good luck trying to figure that out. Okay. The Titanic could send texts? Yes. So in the late 1800s, electromagnetic radiation was used to communicate Morse code wirelessly from ships and lighthouses.

And it could travel about 300 miles in the daytime, but double or triple after dark. So ships could send messages to each other, rich people could send a telegram to shore, probably composing carefully like we do our vacation grams to seem both humble but also luxurious. But the channels were flooded with chatter and warnings about ice didn't get picked up, which is the absolute worst possible version of did not see your text. But another ship heard her calls and saved some of the 700 survivors, although 1500 lives were lost to the sea off Newfoundland, 12,600 feet deep.

And the world record for deepest dive of a human hits 330 meters or around a thousand feet. How far into your studies were you when you got to dive around your first wreck? Oh, okay. So I was like 11 when I started diving. My parents really hoped I would hate it. They're like, get a nice safe career like a lawyer or something. But no, I loved it. I think I was like 13 when I did my first rec swim through.

So like I was snorkeling around or seeing lots of recs. I wasn't approaching them. And then when I was like 13, we went to this little rec. Basically all it was, was the cabin didn't have any doors on it and you can just swim from one door to the next. It was like two meters into the wreck. And it's just like, OK, check that off.

And then eventually did rec certifications and got more into it. I was in university when I got properly rec certified. You don't need a rec certification to dive near a wreck, but to actually go inside, it's a little bit more dangerous. So they require some more skills and practice and whatnot. Can you tell me a little bit about what maritime archaeologists do? Are they collecting samples? Do they raise the ships off of the seafloor or is that very verbotim and it's like, keep it there?

You're going to hate me, but I'm going to say it depends. Very classic scientist response. Institutions and governments have different practicing policies in different parts of the world. And then it also depends on your interests and your budget. But just a big thing. So there definitely have been wrecks that have been entirely surfaced. The Mary Rose, the Vasa is a big one. The Labelle that was found in the Gulf of Mexico near Texas, it was by a Texas archaeologist who actually surfaced it. Just a quick aside, some cliff notes. The Mary Rose was a 16th century English Tudor worship that capsized off the Isle of Wight and was raised up in

the 1970s. The Vasa is a Swedish worship that sank in the Stockholm harbor on its maiden voyage in 1628. Thousands of people had gathered to see her off and rounded a corner, hit some wind, flooded, sank. Now the La Salle sank in a bay off the Gulf Coast in the late 1600s and was excavated in the 1990s. Hundreds of lives were lost in these wrecks. Millions of artifacts were salvaged, but there are a lot of conservation issues even if you manage to raise the funds to raise the ship.

They spend like millions of dollars on the process of surfacing them, plus the conservation. And the conservation's for a lifetime. It will never stop. You're going to continuously put money into it, not to mention like energy and everything else. So it's like, how big of a benefactor do you have if you want to surface something? And then it also like, for me, there's the ethics of it. Some shipwrecks don't have a lot of marine life growth on it. They're not having a big ecological impact. So I'm like, okay, maybe you can surface it.

Some have a negative impact. And so you're like, yes, do surface it. And then some is like, no, it's doing more good where it is. Like it serves a purpose where it is. Everything in archeology has an equilibrium in terms of decay. So it's gonna reach a certain point where it's no longer gonna decay underwater.

And underwater actually, depending on the environment might be better for it than anything we can do on land. So if it's not in harm by shipping lanes, it's not in a site where there's going to be like development, maybe you're going to put an offshore wind farm there, you might want to just leave it because it's going to cost a lot and it's, you know, it's doing some good where it is. So yeah, it's definitely a mixed bag. Yeah. And you know, sunken treasure. Yeah. And, you know, sunken treasure.

Did one person find sunken treasure one time and then everyone's like a bunch of ships out there with gold on it? Or was that an actual thing where their banks were like in the hull? I wish I knew. I wish I knew more about pirates and whatnot. I know a lot more about corsairs than I do about pirates. What's a corsair? Okay. So corsairs are often called air quotes legal pirates and that's not entirely true. Oh. Privateers, sorry. And then corsairs. Pirates do it for themselves, right? Like they're the thieves of the high sea. They are looking

after their own interests. Corsairs are acting in the name of a country or a religion. Yeah, they do pillage other vessels and they do attack other boats and they do collect literal treasure. In the case of the Maltese Corsairs, it was going to the Vatican. So it was like, you know, funding Catholicism. Wow.

Yeah, so, but they also did do actual trade. So it might be like jewels and coins that they plundered from other vessels they came across. They might have been like, yeah, this load of pottery is going to fetch a pretty penny. We'll take that please. So it wasn't like all treasure, but definitely they did have literal treasure chests and they had three keys to these treasure chests. The captain, I think it was the priest, and then the doctor all had one key.

So you couldn't open it unless you had all three keys to make sure that the captain didn't steal from it because that was partially gonna be your wages as your crew. There are legit pirateologists out there. And one day I will talk to one and it will be on the show and I'm excited. Also, did you know that Florida has a whole coast called the Treasure Coast?

Because 11 Spanish galleons sank in a 1715 hurricane. There's millions of dollars worth of incredibly shiny gold and silver coins out there. And sometimes they just wash ashore like Vegas jackpot style, only it's Florida and it's pirate treasure. How often is marine archaeology employed in looking for something that was sunk on a vessel like a big necklace or something? But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the air. Well baby I went down and got it for you. For example. In terms of something like that I don't know got it for you. Oh, you shouldn't have. For example. In terms of something like that, I don't know if it ever really would, because I don't like, how much does this necklace have to be worth

to warrant the amount of money that you're going to spend looking for it and then excavating it, because it's not going to just land on the seabed and then 400 years later be right on the seabed. Like you're going to actually have to excavate it more than likely and then go through the whole conservation process. But for bigger items like the Parthenon marbles that Lord Elgin stole, I think it was like three of the shipwrecks didn't even make it to England. They sank. So when possible vessels that were containing them were found, it was like, everybody was like, yeah, let's put the money in, let's excavate them, let's study

them, let's see, because those really did not belong there. And laws and ethics abound. I'm sure. Yes. So people were willing to throw money at that. So when she said Elgin marbles, I pictured an actual bag of marbles like in the end of the Goonies. But first off, by marble, they mean marble statues of naked Greek deities. And by Elgin, that was the seventh Earl of Elgin, who some say stole and just straight up looted these statues from Greece. And then they sank in 1802 on his ship, the Mentor. Then they were fished out later, and now they're in a museum in London. So folks tend to call them the Parthenon marbles because fuck this Elgin guy and the ship he

sank in on. Well, he wasn't on it when it sank in the Mediterranean, where there do seem to be a lot of quality shipwrecks. Okay. So Malta, it's a little, it's like a little thing hanging off of the boot. What is it about Malta that it's just, just a chock-a-block with shipwrecks or are there that many shipwrecks all over the world? Okay, so there are many, many shipwrecks. I don't know if we could put an actual number

on it, but like millions of shipwrecks all over the world. Oh my god! Yeah, pretty much anywhere where there's water, you're going to find like maritime culture. So whether that's the form of shipwrecks or settlements that have fallen into the sea, what I say is like, I don't say I work with shipwrecks, I say I work with submerged material culture. So that's like human things that have ended up underwater. Okay. So it's a little bit more inclusive. But so anywhere where there's water, you're going to find that because that's something that humans have always needed to survive, be it fresh water or like salt water, because on islands like Malta,

for example, and even like Newfoundland and Greece, you rely on salt for preservation. So it's like this maritime culture is like huge, it's super heavily prevalent. It's always a matter of what preserves. So, I mean, you might not see the shipwrecks, but that doesn't mean that they didn't happen. And that doesn't mean that you might not find evidence of them, because there's just so many factors that go into what gets preserved as a shipwreck. Most shipwrecks, do they happen because of weather,

running around, icebergs? What is sinking most of these vessels? Depends. So in some parts of the world, icebergs are definitely more of a concern than they are in other parts of the world. Newfoundland, where I did my undergrad, definitely has a lot more concern with icebergs. There's this whole area called Baysburg Alley where tourists go every year to watch icebergs actually break off. Beautiful, very sad but beautiful. But yeah, so I mean definitely it's a concern there. In Newfoundland you also have crazy fog. So that's definitely another weather condition. There have been reports of vessels that just got lost in fog for days and couldn't navigate. And when you have this heavy fog, you don't have wind. So if you're relying on wind power,

you can't really get anywhere. If you're relying on oil, if you happen to be going in the wrong direction, you're just going farther away from land. I am the foggiest. A lot of wrecks happen in zones of convergence. The channels, things narrow out and you have to go through

a potentially more dangerous area. A lot of wrecks happen because of other wrecks. It's a fun thing to say too. Like one ship goes down. Yeah. Like if you, if you think back to when ships had masts, like one ship goes down because you navigated wrong or weather or whatever, you now don't have five meters beneath you till the rocks. You have a few meters before the mass, the superstructure, all of that stuff. Some more modern wrecks have alcohol being a case. Oh yes, the Costa Concordia.

The Costa Concordia, side note, was a cruise ship that sank in shallow waters off Tuscany in 2012. It resulted in 32 deaths and 16 years in prison for the captain, who left the ship high and dry with 300 passengers still on it and perhaps a lot of mafia cocaine on board. Rumors. They're just rumors. But while on trial for abandoning his post, he explained that he hadn't abandoned. He'd merely slipped off the ship when it turned

over and it happened to fall into a lifeboat, which is like a plot point in an Adam Sandler movie. It's the worst excuse for anything I've ever heard, which is probably why he was sentenced to 16 years in prison. I mean, that, do you think that that was one of the bigger modern shipwrecks of our time? And is it still just hanging out there? No, so they did actually move it. So that's the thing, a lot of modern shipwrecks, especially if they're easily accessible, we will try to move if they're not historic because if you can imagine these all have a lot of oil on board especially if it happened at the beginning of a voyage we don't want that seeping out so I mean that vessel it was only like it wasn't even submerged

they just like ran aground they moved it to like a harbor they moved it somewhere where they could actually like extricate it and a lot of times you can do patchwork repairs, get something floating enough to be able to just tow it ashore and yeah, decide what to do with it next. A lot of times those turn into artificial reefs. You clear it out, you get rid of the oil, get rid of any seat cushions, plop it back down somewhere else where you need it. Does it work to help break the waves as well? Depending on where you put them. Yeah, exactly. It's multi-purpose. So a lot of times, I know of a couple wrecks off purposefully scuttled US Coast Guard cutters from World War II, I think, or it must have been II, that were placed along the US coast so that German U-boats wouldn't go

closer because they thought it was treacherous or whatever. So absolutely wave breaks are a fantastic reason to put them down and a very, very important one because that protects coastal communities that are prone to erosion. Ah, so might as well just toss a boat in there. Yeah, exactly. I mean, if you're not using it anyways.

And then it funds the ecosystem. You know, you get fishermen going out on it. You get tourist dive groups going out to visit it. A lot of times people will see proposals to scuttle these like old ferries or whatever and they're like, ah, it's a waste of taxpayer money. But it's like, look at the potential benefit that I can have. It might actually gain you more money. And now your work in particular, you are studying the Olympus, the submarine, this is the site of a shipwreck and there's it's also technically a war grave.

It is yes. And this confuses people because I'll like whenever I'm talking about it, I'll say how there's, you know, 112, I think people on board, 98 potentially made it off. And you're like, Okay, well, how is it a war grave to 90 something people or like, you know, 100 people? Like, well, if you don't know where somebody actually died cause some of the crew did make it back to shore, but for a whole bunch of them that didn't, like the 90 odd people who didn't, we don't have any one place to actually tie to

as their final resting place. So we use that closest proxy, the place that had their belongings, the place that they should have been. This is what we relate to as their final resting place. So it's a war grave. It definitely is a war grave for the eight or so people who didn't make it out. But for everybody else who didn't make it to shore, that's what we will still consider as a point of respect for them. What type of work and diving and investigation do you get to do with it?

Has anyone entered it, or is it completely sealed? How does it work? Great questions. I don't get to do any diving on it, unfortunately. It's 115 to 120 meters deep. So you can do an aside with the conversions of that. I'm very metric. The HMS Olympus, just some stats on that, World War II sub, it's 86 meters long, six

meters wide, and it hit a mine and sunk, killing 89, but it yielded nine survivors who swam seven miles to the shore. And its location was discovered in 2011, about 115 meters below the surface, or about 350 feet deep, which is deep. So for reference, I've been diving for like 15 years, and I'm only really qualified to dive to 50 meters. So not even half of that. The people that do dive down to it, it's like an eight hour trip. They have to come up so slowly for their own safety and you only get like six to

12 minutes on the bottom, depending on how long your ascent is going to be. So there is not much excavation that happens on that site, partially because of this limitation, but also because it is a war grave and there are laws that are in place around it, especially because it's a British war grave. Because again, every country has its own laws. So for us, it's a very much a look, don't touch approach.

So I work entirely from videos brought up by other divers because there are divers who can reach it, just not me. And so this is where it sort of becomes a community approach because I can't do it myself. We can go down with ROVs, so remotely operated vehicles, and collect some data that way. It's, to my experience, not as good quality as what gets collected by hand. Why is that? Well, an ROV can be a little herky-jerky depending on who is operating it. So,

imagine your dog grabbing a toy versus like a ghoulish Boston Dynamics canine cyborg. It's just a little uncanny. I don't know, sitting and watching that video, you hear the machinery moving. There's this bigger presence in the video and perhaps this is all in my head, but I mean the fish react to it. Like fish do not like this huge thing with lights everywhere making all this noise. So they act very differently around the ROV than they would around divers. If you can, maybe try to get images of this and try to look, you know, at the attachment structures like I get to sort of theoretically direct where people can look and then that will impact the quality of the footage we get too because that means I can do specific

analysis which would be so much cooler. What exactly are you looking for? Like you've sent a diver down, they've got eight to 12 minutes with a sunken submarine. I feel like it's like one of those grocery shopping games where it's like, grab as much as you can, we can get out of here. Everyone's favorite guilty pleasure.

What are they looking for? Yeah, so pretty much. So I mean, a lot of divers that go down, they just want to swim the length of it. They're there for the experience, right? They're not there working for me. I get this all secondhand. So I have to be very delicate with any requests I make. So a lot of them, they're like, this is like an Everest. They just want to experience as much of it as they can.

So in terms of archaeologists, because they have tried to study it, one of my former professors actually tried to do, wanted to do 3D models of it, because that is how we study underwater wrecks by proxy. Like we can't go back and visit a site just whenever we feel like it, because it's, you know, hours away from the port, it's underwater, it's so expensive,

you need a whole crew. Like you can't just go out for a walk and visit the shipwreck. You need like a crew of 10 people. So what he wanted to do was create a 3D model. And because of the organisms that are on that specific shipwreck, the 3D model does not work. So what I do, because I have a background in marine biology is like, I ideally would get to say, okay, this species has formed here and this is what this species looks like. So I'm creating what's called an eco-map of the wreck itself. And we have a baseline so we can see with continued diving on it.

Does it cause damage? Are they benefiting from the increased oxygen? Are they moving? How is this wreck? Because it's a dynamic site. How is this changing over time? I was curious to look up exactly what grows on the HMS Olympus. And a Google return found me a paper titled,

The Deep Water Ecology of the HMS Olympus, An Analysis of the Archaeological Impact of Marine Growth on Submerged Material Culture Beneath the Photic Zone. And I was like, snap, does ZAP know about this? And turns out its co-author is indeed Chanel Zafiropoulos. So looking at photos of the sunken submarine, it's kind of bedazzled with fan corals and growths

and surrounded by flickering pink fish that dart around it. And Chanel deals with the difficulty of making 3D models of something so encrusted and also looks at the ecosystems that thrive outside it. But what about inside? Entering a submarine is like nigh on impossible in terms of safety. This one has two entrance exit points.

So you never would because it's a war grave for one. But on top of that, this one is somewhat safe because there's the blast point where you can enter and then the hatch is actually open. If only one was available you wouldn't it's too risky but even so because it did undergo an explosion like we have no precedent like I can't say it's safe I have no clue how the structural integrity of that site is after all this time underwater plus having gone through an explosion. In terms of maritime mortuary science too, is that across the board if there is someone who passed away on the vessel or if it's considered a grave, it's hands off? So in terms of war graves, it's hands off. But they basically decided that war graves of all sorts have the sovereignty of

the nation that they belong to. And that's like a sort of all the signatories have decided like, we're going to give them this respect. So you can't defame the grave or anything else. That does not apply to sort of merchant vessels or if a fishing vessel goes down, like there's no protections in place, which sucks, which really, really sucks. I am of the opinion that every sort of site of death should be respected. Not to say like, it's not like I don't want people to visit them. I just don't necessarily agree that you should be going down and taking things or like making funny face pictures with like, I don't know, ship propellers.

I don't know. Okay, side note, I went on Instagram and got sucked into the watery abyss that is the wreck diving hashtag. And there are some beautiful photos of all kinds of humanities tragedies and foibles and scuttled ships. But there are also a lot of people just taking windows and bottles and portholes to keep as decor in their backyard on wrecks where scores of people died. And I don't know, it seems weird.

Chanel says that she's met many divers who kind of shrug and say, you know, if archaeology is for everyone, then why can't I take it? It should belong to me as much as anyone else. And she says that beyond drawing the distinction between humans belonging to heritage and not humans owning heritage, the best response she says she's been able to find is that by removing artifacts, they stop it from being accessible to as many people as possible. And one thing that's eagerly sought from Rex is a ship's bell, which is engraved with her name. And the Titanic's bell was recovered from the sea bed

in the 1980s. And I don't know, for some reason, it just gives me shivers to think about it above the surface again, kind of like seeing a ghost or an eerie resurrection. But those bells can mean a lot to survivors or relatives of survivors of the wreck and are rung at certain times in memorial That being said how do maritime archaeologists feel about?

like the Titanic effect and you know, James Cameron and and shipwrecks as as entertainment or lore like what's the general feel toward that? There's good and there's bad to it, right? Like, if you show that there's a public interest in something, it's easier to get funding to study it or preserve it. But there's also the people who will see that and be very interested in it and see that nothing's happening to it that they can see.

Like, you know, an archaeological site on land might have a fence up around it. Nobody's putting a fence around a shipwreck. Like, we can't do that. We can't put guards at them. We can't put park rangers. So a lot of people will see a shipwreck and be like, oh yeah, cool. This is here. It's just going to be damaged by time. I'm just going to take it with me, which is not always a good thing to do. Because a lot of times we see unexploded ordinance going home with people. Unexploded ordinance?

Grenades, or even just bullets. And those are like, the gunpowder is inert when it's wet, but as it dries, like even a bullet could... I've seen things get put on mantles. I'm just like, oh, I'm very, very, very worried about the heat from this fireplace. Even just a bullet exploding could cause a heart attack, I can imagine. I just crunch. Oh my God.

That is nuts. Someone's like, I found this cool shell. And you're like, that's a grenade. Yeah, and cause like it's all concreted. It's got like organisms growing off of it. You have no clue. Like most of us don't even recognize what a gunshot sounds like because they're altered because they sound so fake that they're altered when we hear them on like movies and things. Same

thing goes. Like we don't understand what a grenade looks like, especially not when it's been through this, like this process. I have so many questions from listeners. There's so many, and they're such good questions. Can I lob some Patreon questions at you in a lightning round? Yes, absolutely. Okay. But before we do, a quick word about sponsors of the show. They let us donate to a good cause each week.

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We can skip any that you want to, but a lot of folks, Claire Meyer asked this. David Obey, first time question asker, Katie V, Ruby Johnstone, Mo Casey, Bugs are Rad also asked, they all wanted to know in David Obey's words, what's the number one wreck you wish you could freely explore, but you can't? Ruby asked, is there an El Dorado of shipwrecks, a mythical ship that has yet to be discovered? Is there one out there that people are like, where is it? Oh my gosh, I feel like every ship is that until it becomes discovered. And like the thing is, even when we discover a shipwreck, a lot of times we don't know exactly what ship it is until like years of study, right?

Really? Super cool. Oh yeah. The HMS Olympus, for example. We can tell from the sonar images that it's a submarine, but there's a few different submarines that went down potentially in that area. Because again, we don't have like, it's not like when a flight goes missing, you've got the black box radar for the last place. We don't have that for older ships. So you do all this detective work before you can dive down to it. Because most of us don't have the budget to just be like, yeah, see you later. Anchors away, ladies. Yeah.

So it's like, okay, so it's this long, it's this wide, so that fits these different classes of vessels and oh, we can see this feature so that gets rid of all these different categories. Like, so there's all this narrowing down and then like with the Olympus, they actually dove down and they could see it had its symbol on the actual hull and they're like, yeah, okay, this is the Olympus.

It matched with the survivor record. They could see that the damage to the hull was at the spot that the survivors said it was. You don't get that most of the time if you don't have survivors. Even when you find a shipwreck, we don't know what it is. And like the LaBelle is a classic case of one where this archaeologist spent most of his career looking for it. And I think like the year before he retired was when he finally found it. So like one of my personal heroes is this Greek naval captain. She actually went on to be like the first female lieutenant in the Russian Navy. Her name is Laskarina Bubelina and she fought during the Greek War of Independence. And like

part of me is like, I would love to find any wreck that's associated with her. Probably not gonna happen. And that's okay. But basically because wooden shipwrecks, when they're damaged in conflicts, so there's a few ways that can happen. You either would try to damage their mast or their rudder so that they can't navigate.

And then you try to board a vessel. And this goes for Corsairs as well. You try to board a vessel and then you claim it because boats and the cannons on them are so expensive to make and so labor intensive, a good ship you can use for years on end, right? Um, so you don't actually want to like just destroy it to smithereens, which you see in a lot of movies. Uh huh. Like Pirates of the Caribbean.

No. Yeah. Yeah. Master and Command is a pretty good like it's not underwater archaeology, but it's like maritime history. So that's a pretty good movie. Sorry. Just came to mind.

No, I want to watch it now. Yeah. Since recording this, I did watch it. And I'll be honest, I was in a mood and I was like, I hate watching all these smelly guys yelling at each other. I'm over it. But also getting back to Admiral Laskarina Bubalina for one second. So this lady was born in prison. Her father was a revolutionary.

She grew up, she had a seafaring husband who was killed by pirates. She took over his shipping business and had more boats built, including a giant warship called Armageddon, which is not a subtle name. And she died in a gun battle with her in-laws. Paintings of her look like the teacher in high school you're terrified of, who also taught you the most and you liked the most. So what happened to her eight ginormous ships? If they actually did get blown to smithereens or like damaged beyond repair, wood floats a lot more than metal would. So it would just sort of disperse before actually sinking, which is not something that you see in a like weather catastrophe or something that runs

the ground. Something that runs the ground and takes on water will sink more or less intact, have a very small debris field. Wood that's going to float, that's in small pieces, is going to spread a lot more and not sink as much. So it's going to be more scavenged by marine life and worms and everything else. It's funny because you think about all the wooden ships that have sailed for centuries. We're like, yeah, where did they all end up? It's not like there's a big ship junkyard with all of them. You know what I mean? They must all be out in the seas somewhere. Yeah. And I mean, like, so yeah, that's the thing. A lot of people are like, wow, there's so many, like, I'll tell them there's like an infinite number of shipwrecks, like so many, I can't put a number to it. How don't we, haven't we sailed forever?

I'm like, oh yeah, but a good ship is gonna last decades. And anything that's old enough eventually is gonna fail, like, you know, or it gets repurposed and wood just doesn't survive. Wood decomposes like crazy. So. Oh, that makes so much sense. You know, Alia Myers had a great question. They asked, what

about planes? There's got to be planes in the ocean or cars or submarines, helicopters, other vehicles must be down there. Is anyone looking for them? Yeah. So I like that's one of the things I like to use the term wreck because that's sort of a more encompassing term because anything is wreckage. You know, whether we're train wreck or yes, certain parts of the world, there are lots of cars underwater. I've done a side scan sonar surveys along coastal like roads and wherever there's a sharp bend in the, in the road, I can see a couple of cars on the sonar.

Some of them we know because we get stories of people who like don't want to pay to take it to junkyard. Like it's a piece of scrap and they just sort of run it off the road. Wow. Sometimes you know that there's accidents. Sometimes there's been cases where they had to be investigated by police. So yeah, and then there's also,

this happens a couple of times a summer in Greece and I'm sure all over the world, cars that fall off of ferries, like just that miss the ramp. Oh no. I've seen it happen. Yeah. So those are right imports. Yeah. Now, if you see a car underwater, do you mention it to anyone or? It depends on the area. We will try to get as much detail as possible. There's areas where we know

that it's a known sort of refuse spot. So we might mention it to, you know, environmentalists and be like, yeah, okay, something needs to be done. If it's new, or if it's a blip, or especially if we know that there's somebody that did go missing in an area, we will absolutely mention it. And typically, we don't like finding bodies, we don't like working with bodies. And typically we don't like finding bodies, we don't like working with bodies. So absolutely any case where we might find one, it's not entirely our job to do that retrieval and we will definitely make sure that people get it. But yeah, airplane wrecks, very cool. So the overlap between like aerial archaeology and maritime archaeology is super big because

a lot of the warplanes that have gone down, like World War II, especially planes, a lot of their records of how they were built got destroyed following the wars, like burnt or just like, oh, we don't need these anymore, scrap them. So for a lot of different types of airplane wrecks, or airplanes, I should say, like historically significant, like biplanes and things. We have no clue how they were built. So when they get preserved underwater, that's like our only chance to study how they were constructed.

Ooh, that's cool. So it's kind of like taking apart a sunken Ikea bookshelf and kind of figure out how you piece it together. Yeah, pretty much. One way to do it. Just a few for those taking notes. The 1941 Blenheim and the 1943 Bristol Bowfighter both sunk off the Malta coast, and the crew of the latter were rescued by those water taxis that look like a bad Scrabblehand, I can't pronounce, that are like DG, like a Furela, essentially.

There's also the Micronesian Chuk Lagoon, which is a former Japanese naval base that Jacques Cousteau explored, calling it the Lagoon of Lost Ships. And for some vintage documentary vibes, look for his 1969 film. Further exploration suddenly yields an unexpected find in the northwest anchorage of the lagoon.

Now, speaking of yore, a ton of people asked about age of shipwrecks, like first time question askers, Sammy Baker, Marty Goodwin, Cheyenne Spencer, Kayla Gunning, Gavin, Hilary Larson, Ned Lansing, Earl of Grimmelkin, Chris Alfonso, literally all these people, Diana Burgess, Laura Stacey, and first-time question asker, Lauren Cooper,

who asked, what's the oldest shipwreck you've ever found and how pants-shittingly cool was it? But in general, how far back can we date them? Yeah, OK, so it depends on the wreck, definitely. That annoying, typical scientist answer depends. And we've got a lot of different materials at our disposal, like resources at our disposal to age them. And the one that everybody knows is carbon dating. We can carbon date shipwrecks, some of them.

Depending on the age, we'll decide how accurate that carbon date is, but which is still super cool. Water typically doesn't affect our ability to carbon date unless only part of the wood has been decomposed, like the organic matter. Sometimes you have conditions that the inorganic component of wood stays intact and you're like, oh, this is awesome. I've got great wood. And then it turns out all the organic matter is gone. So you can't actually carbon date it very well. Ooh.

Quick aside, chemistry, fun fact. So organic matter has carbon and C14 dating is only applicable to organic and some inorganic materials, but not applicable to metals. What? I didn't even realize that. But you can use it on things like wood and bones and leather and pottery and such. Typically, we can carbon date, but that's only one source that we'll use because carbon dating has a pretty big error factor, like plus or minus so many years. And then plus you add onto that the fact that the carbon date is not the date that the ship

sank, it's the date that the tree was cut down. So depending on where in the world the timber is from, they have different methodologies for building ships and for harvesting timber. You might have trees going into building a ship from 15 different seasons, like 15 different years. And then on top of that, you might have wood that sort of sits in a shipyard or gets seasoned for X number of years before it actually gets built. And then the ship gets used for so many years before it actually

sinks. So the date that you get might be a hundred years before the date that it actually sank anyways. So then there's all these other methods that we use. And so one of the big things would be looking at what's actually on the shipwreck, the whatever was in the hull, the materials it was carrying. So things like amphoras and bottles and coins all have like very stylistic changes that are very unique to different places and time periods. And that's one way that we can track the age of a shipwreck. And then you get what I'm doing. So sea creatures, especially hard shelled sea creatures, grow at set rates, right? They've got sort of growth rings in their own shells. And so this is called sclerochronology. And this isn't exactly what I'm doing, but it feeds into that. So if there's this

idea that the coral reef or the ecosystem that's growing on the shipwreck can help indicate how long it's been there for, we can sort of backdate it. So my site, I know it's only been there for 75 years. I know that I have a rough estimate of the growth rate factors for all those organisms, divided by 75 years. So maybe the wreck is 200 years old, but the coral is a spry 50. So she can find a shipwreck at a similar depth

and compare notes on the living critters to get a rough estimate. Kind of like a wreck detective. A wreck-tective. So you'll typically look at all these different factors as many as you can and crunch them together to figure out like you know where as much overlap as possible within all your different dates is and then that gives you a more narrow time period for the ship's actual sinking. Ooh that's some detective work, sclerochronologist. Yes you should absolutely get an episode on that. I know I was like don't think that didn't lodge itself in my little brain I was like

I've never heard of that one. Because everybody knows about dendrochronology which is super cool but then this is like dendrochronology on living organisms which is also super cool. Amazing annual growth rings who knew who knew. Okay a lot of people had a question about what is the most interesting find on a shipwreck in your opinion. So Amanda Chris says first time question asker, long time listener. What is the most fascinating discovery or item on a shipwreck and why is it the anti-Cathyr mechanism? Yes. Okay. Chef's kiss to you. I knew somebody was going to ask that. So in Greece, you have

a lot of like bigger islands and then you have like a smaller island opposite it. And because they're part of the same municipality, like you don't give the smaller island its own name, it's the island opposite that island. So that's where Antikythera gets its name from because it's opposite Kythera. So it's a smaller island just off the coast of Kythera, which is another island. So and that was where I mentioned the Parthenon marbles had sunk. So the Antikythera

mechanism is like often called the world's first computer. It's basically like four clocks. I think there was one that they think was every four years instead of every 12 hours. And so they speculated that it tracked the Olympics. I don't know the validity of that, but it also has like evidence that might be linked to astrological or astronomical dyslexics. So I get them confused. But so it was theoretically something that helped navigation because in order to track where you are at sea,

you need to know the time and where you are. If you're looking at the night sky, if you're navigating via the sky, you need to know the time and where you are. If you're looking at the night sky, if you're navigating via the sky, you need to know the time because that's going to decide where in the night sky certain things are. And then so depending on it, the angles that they're at compared to the horizon. And if you know the time, you know how far you've traveled from your origin. So you get into like the quantum physics of like knowing space-time and everything else and how they figure it out. Picture a box with brassy cogs and wheels and astrological symbols but corroded and

fused into one rocky blob. So after its discovery by some sponge divers in 1901, it sat around for a few years because no one really knew or cared that this was possibly the first analog computer to predict eclipses and such. This was sunken on a vessel? Yes, there's a whole bunch of rumors behind it. I don't know how much of it we actually know for sure, but I know some theorize that it was a, because it was a Roman vessel. We know this and it was traveling through the Greek islands. Some people think that it was a, because it was a Roman vessel. We know this and it was traveling through the Greek islands. Some people think that it was like on its way to Julius Caesar.

What? Don't know the validity of that. Some people also speculate that it was designed by like the father of trigonometry, the guy that came up with the first trigonometric tables, which sort of tracks if he's figuring out all this navigational stuff. I look this up. It was a dude named Hipparchus from about 150 BCE. But yes, no one cared at first. And then they were like, oh, this is bananas. What is time? What is life? Would anyone like to buy a sponge? But yeah, so that's a very, very cool mechanism. That's cool because it's the only one that we found like it. And it's sort of standalone in space and time. The coolest things I think are always the things that show us about their daily lives. It's always going to be the things that you don't expect,

but anything that tells you about the daily life. Because like as an archaeologist, we are interested in people's culture and like how they spend their time. So absolutely like whatever the captain has, whatever fine china he might have in his cabin is neat. But when you find gambling dice on a ship, like a shipwreck from a period and a time that you know that gambling was prohibited, that's pretty neat too. Or like finding clay pipes.

It's like, oh my God, you find clay pipes everywhere. But it's like, we now also understand why tobacco is still such a big thing today because it was like omnipresent in the past. Mm-hmm. Ooh, and you know, a lot of people had questions in that realm, like first time question asked were Dilettante Cosplay and Robo Chamblay and Emily O'Courland, Natalie Rhodes, Rachel Kasha,

Zoe Jane, I love these questions. Sarah Crowder, they all wanted to know about eating things that have been jarred in a shipwreck, like shipwreck wine. And can you snack on stuff after bringing it up from the ocean floor? I don't know if you would want to with some of them. So like the really cool thing is, and like I would love to be able to try some like Roman wines. Like you see about these like Roman wines that they pull out of places in Pompeii and they extract the formula from the inside of the vessel, like the amphoras and stuff. We can do a lot of that with shipwrecked materials. Because clay amphoras collect, like they absorb whatever's stored within them, we can do a lot of that with shipwreck materials. Because clay amphoras collect, like they absorb

whatever's stored within them, we can do like thin section analysis of the inside of these amphoras and figure out were they holding olive oil and then potentially even where that olive oil was actually from. Was it this famous fish sauce that was like a major trade item in the Roman Empire?

Or was it wine? The thing is we can't actually try the actual wine because one of the biggest mysteries we still have is how amphoras were actually corked or like sealed because these big clay jars are very heavy and they sink to the bottom. And so shipwrecks that had clay jars rather than barrels, like that's the thing,

we think clay jars are very, very old and barrels are much more modern, but there was overlap between the two in terms of production and use. But shipwrecks with barrels don't preserve as well because they don't have the weight that pushes them into the sediment to protect them from organisms.

And the barrels themselves then decompose. So it's like, we have no clue what these shipwrecks were carrying if we do find them because the barrels are gone. But these amphoras we can actually figure out if they were carrying wine or oil or whatever. I don't think we have enough evidence from that to be able to recreate it because they get uncorked, everything washes out. So literally all we have, we don't even have remains, all we have is like whatever tiny little amount was absorbed by the clay.

Wow. That's so interesting. I wasn't sure if they would just stay sealed. Yeah. Well, and that's the thing we don't know because like the theory is that they were somehow corked. Like there was some sort of piece of wood put on top and they were sealed with wax. And if that's the case, like the wood would theoretically decompose

or maybe even get dislodged. Lots of them sort of crack, you get like the necks cracked off. But yeah, it's like some people even theorize that it was just like waxed, like oilcloth, just tied around the neck. Not super secure in the turbulence of a sinking. That's like one of the biggest mysteries that we still one of the biggest mysteries that we still have about the ancient world. It's like, how the heck did you seal these amphoras? That's a super mundane question. Yeah.

I never knew they were the mason jars of yord. They were everywhere. Hipsters used them in seafaring bars. So like the funniest thing is that, cause like amphoras and the stamps, the designs that they had were like unique to different regions. And you actually had people stealing the used ones to make like counterfeit. So it's like olive oil from Greece was super expensive.

So maybe you get like Spanish olive oil producers stealing the Greek olive oil like Amphora's putting their olive oil in it and then selling it for twice as much. Like shit like that went down a lot. It was. Poached. Yes. Gosh, you got ripped off. Oh, man. So we didn't know how these huge amphoras were sealed. And also confession, I need to get off my chest. I used to waitress at this bar restaurant and the owner would refill the tankeray with Gilby's gin, which is not good gin. And we had one customer who could always tell and would

make me crack open a fresh bottle for her. And I always wondered if she was like a bloodhound in a human costume or a secret spy. But then again, if you put Pepsi in a Coke bottle and you tried to pull that shit on me, I would call the FBI. And I've never told anyone until now about that Tangeray switch out because you know what they say, loose lips sink ships. We got a lot of questions about my dad's favorite song, Megan Stinkle, Gwen Zimmer, Vanessa Fry, Baloney Shoes, and Emily Stanislavski. And also, I'm going to guess my dad, Mr. Larry Ward.

Want to know, does everyone ask you about the Edmund Fitzgerald after finding that you study shipwrecks because the song is already stuck in my head? Wen wants to know, is it your favorite song? When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck saying, fellas, it's too rough to feed you. At seven p.m., a main hatchway gave in. He said, fellas, it's been good and all y'all. So, yes, is how many times have you heard it?

Many times. I love Gordon Lightfoot. He was fantastic. Like one of the greats. Yes, it's a fantastic song. I'm terrible with the lyrics. So I had to actually like sit down one day and actually look at what was being said

because I used to play like music and I between playing instruments and being a dancer, I was like, I don't listen to lyrics. I like have all this other stuff going on in my head. It was a fantastic song. And I think it's a great example of how broad maritime culture is because like it's a great example of how broad maritime culture is because music is a huge part of it. When you look at sea shanties

and whatnot, it's basically a sea shanty. It's like a love song to a ship. So Gordon Lightfoot is a Canadian folk song hero. And he wrote this in 1975 after seeing just a little blurb in the back of a Newsweek magazine about the Edmund Fitzgerald, which sunk in a November storm. And Lightfoot recalled that they spelled Edmund wrong in the article. And he was just so sad that 29 lives, all crew members were lost, could amount to just a little afterthought

in the news. So he wrote that ditty the next week. And the world has remembered her ever since. And the ship's victims remain with the wreck in the cold, cold, cold waters of Lake Superior, who they say never gives up her dead. It's cold enough that they stay pretty well preserved and wouldn't float up by decomposition.

But the bell of the Edmund Fitzgerald has been retrieved at the behest of family members and has been rung in memorials, some of which Gordon Lightfoot has attended. And he also set up a scholarship fund at Northwestern Michigan College, where two crewmen were cadets.

So yes, Grandpa Ward, he has good sea song taste. And it's like, it's not even a ship from antiquity. It's like a freighter from the Great Lakes from like, what was it? 1875 or like something like that. It's like, it's recent. And I love that. I love that it inspired somebody so much to create this like absolute jam. It is.

What a bop. It's a bop of maritime antiquity. Yes. It's fantastic. Yeah. I love any sort of sea shanties though, or just like any song about the sea is fantastic. It really makes me want to raise a mug of rum or something. We got a lot of questions.

Murray Moss, Long Ox, Rachel Selby, first time question asker, Lisa Baic, Aspen, Felix Osel, Jacqueline Watson, Julie Nguyen, Kelsey Story, Katie, Kelly Hankin, Shelly Carr, all a gog. Laura Stacey, Ira Gray, Benjamin, a lot of folks. Might even be missing some all listed on the side. Amesia Doles, Sam Kilgore, Adam Palick, Sarah Fipe, First Time Askers, Luke, Samantha Norris, Paul Cirillo, and Alana Litton. These folks all asked about ship critters, and some more specifically. to know. Murray asks, what's the deal with shipworms? What are they? Lung ox, not directly related to shipwrecks, but I'm very curious about shipworms. And Elisa Baker wants to know,

do any wildlife and animals take advantage of a shipwreck? So yes, tell us about what's limiting them. So, so many animals and wildlife take advantage of them. So depending on where in the water column a ship has settled and depending on what material it is, different organisms are going to be attracted to it. So obviously, like shipworms are more attracted to wooden shipwrecks. They're like virtually going to leave metal ones alone because there's nothing for them to eat. Shipworms, what's the deal with them? They're not even freaking fricking worms. Like start with that. They are the bane of most maritime archaeologists existence.

So yes, basically these mollusks misnomerous to the extreme. I hate it. I love it. Whatever. So not worms. They originally lived like in's called the litoral zone, so close to shore. And so basically they would have feasted on not just ships. Obviously, it's not this organism that evolved just because of ships. They have more recently in the sense that their distribution has broadened because of ships, because they were picked up from one area and deposited elsewhere. But they didn't come into being just because of ships. They just capitalized off of them. So, I mean, piers anywhere like you've got here in California, you've got those beautiful piers out into the sunset with like ferris wheels, shipworms all over them. People have to replace those timbers. Anything

that's in underwater because of shipworms. Yes. What do they look like? Kind of a pale, flabby hose, to be honest, with a pair of bony castanets on one end that they use to rasp their way through things. And they also have some feathery, gill-like fancies at the other end. And they might be a meter long, just a three foot long, wood boring dick bag. Wow! just a three foot long wood boring dick bag. Wow. So they are virtually everywhere throughout the world. The only places, like the only waters that are immune to them, I will say, is at very high latitudes.

So where it's too cold. And that is something that is changing with climate change, unfortunately. So ships that used to be like beautifully well preserved wooden shipwrecks that used to be like, we're like, yes, you guys are doing it. Like you're surviving the test of time in like the North Atlantic where I am or the far south. We now need to actually monitor them and be careful about shipworms. And it's this whole thing like, what do we do if they do make it here? So there's a few different things that you would do is like shipworms don't, they need oxygen.

And that's why the Black Sea is actually one of the few places that's not super, super cold that's immune to them. It's because you've got like a very thin layer of oxygenated water near the surface. And then below that, it's like super anoxic. Anoxic, not a lot of dissolved oxygen in the water. So the worms just can't survive. So if a ship of dissolved oxygen in the water. So the worms just can't survive.

So if a ship sinks quickly enough in the Black Sea, it won't be affected by shipworms or it shouldn't unless that also changes with climate change, which is possible. I'm not an expert. But yeah, so if we cover shipwrecks with at least like a few inches of sediment, they can't get accessed by these organisms. But slathering wrecks in sediment isn't a best case scenario. And Chanel says that if something is still fairly intact with tall, pokey masts sticking

up, you'd need meters and meters of mud to cover that. But what types of other critters and plants see a shipwreck and are just like, lunch? Lots of organisms, like their entire ecosystems. Anything that needs a hard substrate to settle off of loves a shipwreck because you've got what's sort of an ecological desert. You'll have whole swaths of the seafloor that's just silt and sand, which has its own ecosystem. But no, none of these invertebrates that need this hard substrate that need like, you know, it's like putting down the foundation of a house. It's not really great in muddy water or like marshes. You need concrete sometimes.

And then once these sort of reef ecosystems grow, bigger fish, reef fish, sharks, everything comes to it. Everything loves it. It's great. I love it. I'm like, come, come, enjoy. And then that goes back to humans because a lot of times,

humans won't know why there's so much fish there, but local fishermen take advantage of that as well. Oh, that's interesting that you'll kind of know, well, there's something sunk around here, which means there's gotta be critters. Yeah, and that's interesting that you'll kind of know well there's something sunk around here which means there's got to be critters. Yeah and that's sometimes like how we find out that there's a shipwreck like if you talk to like local population like local fishermen you're like so where do you fish? Like oh yeah over here there's always something hanging out and you're like yeah okay wreck. Because like if you know that the topography there is supposed to be 200 meters deep

Because if you know that the topography there is supposed to be 200 meters deep, there's got to be something attracting all those fish. It's a wreck probably. Oh my gosh, that's so fascinating. So the shipwrecks bring all the sharks to the yard. Now what about the Bermuda Triangle? I feel like it's not fair to Bermuda to be mostly associated with all this drama. And patrons Monica, Elizabeth, Tyler Duggan, R.J. Deutch, Earl of Grahamlken, Ethan Bottone, Star,

Kinsley Wheatley, Nicole Coohaw, Shalise DeSeale, Gagney, happy anniversary to you and Marcy. You kids grow up so fast. First time question askers, Stacy Graves, Courtney Andrews, Maddie Raves, and Hannah Lee all want to know, in Hannah's words, what do you think about the Bermuda Triangle and all the ships that have disappeared there? Is it a magnetic force or is it aliens? LOL. A bunch of people want to know what's up with the Bermuda Triangle. Is it really dangerous?

I don't know. I have theories. I mean, probably like Bermuda, you know, I want to say that most of the people that got lost there probably didn't know their way around and were relying on equipment that was not built for the area. Versus if you had like a local who knows how to navigate atolls and, you know, rocky changes in topography and everything else, they probably wouldn't get lost. I like to entertain the idea of spookiness, so I read into it. And this terrifying theory that the area between Miami, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico is a wreck magnet originated from a 1951 Paranormal magazine. But experts say, nope, it's just a heavily trafficked shipping lane with sometimes crappy weather. It would be like saying a freeway interchange in a snowy city is haunted by space goblins. It's a fun way to live, but it's flim flam.

Bruce has a great question. They ask, treasure, is it finders keepers? No, absolutely not. And that is a great question. Oh, man, ownership of the past. Oh, so treasure finders, keepers, absolutely not. Okay. Because you really do have to ask who owns the past.

A lot of like shipwrecks from the 1600s onwards, depending on where they're coming from, we have really good records of who actually owned those ships. If we can determine what that record is, like we go back to the insurance company, like whoever put up the money to support that journey, technically owns it. If they don't, then more than likely,

it's the property of the crown, like whoever's nation it was that sent it out. If not them, then it's the nation whose territory it falls within. If not them, then the nation of whose ever goods were on board. Oh wow. Yeah, so that becomes like when you've got these like Spanish doubloon cases bound off the coast of Florida. A doubloon, side note, is a Spanish coin.

Like what you might picture a treasure chest just filled with. They are shiny, they're typically around seven grams of gold and ornately stamped. And they can be worth thousands of dollars each. And it's speculated that the treasure coast of Florida is hiding $400 million of these doubloons. And I just realized that if someone made a video game that was just called Florida,

it would rip in every way. So much excitement. But yes, who owns this booty? Like that becomes this huge international thing because the US wants title to it and Spain wants title to it. So, yeah, a lot of people in line to get any potentially stunk treasure before the divers stumble across it. I imagine there's got to be people who are like, let's not tell anyone about this.

Yeah, sadly. And I sort of hate social media for this because I see it a lot. Really? Yeah. Who's posting about it? Oh, my gosh. So I and I try to be good about it. I try to be educational and not snobbish. And so this is one thing I will say if you are diving, if you want to be a wreck diver, something that they will not teach you in the courses, but which is your responsibility, in my opinion, is to know the laws around the area where you're going. are super awesome and like they're very interested in history. I hate that there's like this subset of wreck divers who are so desensitized to it that they don't even think of wrecks as a piece

of history. And that could be because like a lot of times you train on scuttled wrecks, so purposefully placed wrecks that you know are safe. So then they go to like World War II wrecks in fantastic places like Hawaii and whatnot. And they don't realize that's a war grave. Even though the US doesn't have the same laws as Britain, that's still someone's resting site. I've seen even random fountain pen groups where somebody picked up a fountain pen off of a World War II wreck site.

And they're like, oh, my two passions combined. I'm like, oh, leave it. Leave it, please. Take pictures. Believe it. Yeah. And they're like, oh, my two passions combined. I'm like, oh, leave it. Leave it, please. Take pictures. Believe it. Yeah. And they're like, oh, I kept it. I'm like, and that's the big thing, too. Super nerd here.

Fountain pens have a lot of different materials incorporated into them. Lots of different types of metals, plastics. All of those components need specific conditions for conservation. So you can't just throw the whole thing in like sterile water and just let it do its thing. Like each of those needs to be treated separately. So taking it out of that environment and putting it in your like on your office desk, it's going to fall apart pretty soon. So you're not helping anybody by taking it. It's tempting

for sure I know because everybody sees something like oh this is so cool I by taking it. It's tempting for sure, I know. Cause everybody sees something like, oh, this is so cool. I want a souvenir. It's like, please just take pictures. Yeah. Not to mention, no one needs an extra ghost. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely not.

I don't need a sailor ghost being like, why'd you take my pen? Why didn't you leave my pen? You know, I don't need a curse. Sometimes that'd be super awesome because I would love to have somebody to chat about. I'd love to like hear all their stories, but absolutely not, don't need a curse.

Don't need it, don't need it. 2020 was enough, I'm good. Stacey Graves, first time question asker, wants to know if there's anything unique about shipwrecks in the Great Lakes versus ones in the ocean. They're from Michigan and she says she knows there are a ton of shipwrecks here. She's also heard about a Michigan triangle. What's up with the Great Lakes? Great Lakes represent, so I'm

from Southern Ontario. So Great Lakes is like my closest big body of water. So the big thing is that it is pretty much its own sea. People that are not from the Great Lakes region hear about the Great Lakes and how many shipwrecks there are there and they're like, what the heck, dude? It's like a pond. I'm like, no, you can get massive swells. You can get horrible weather conditions. You can, like, it's cold.

I've dove on the East coast of Canada and I've dove in the Great Lakes and the Great Lakes can be colder at times because it's like freshwater and thermodynamics is a thing. Fun fact. So freshwater freezes at 32 degrees Fahrenheit, but seawater freezes at about 28.4 because of the salt in it. Also because of the westerly wind in the Great Lakes and the displacement of lower colder water at the bottom of the lake, the west coast of the Great Lakes tend to be colder than the east coasts, so you're not imagining

it. And yes, as we learned from the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, those Great Lake waters are not smooth sailing. They can have swells up to 40 feet high. It's rough conditions. It's a great place to learn to sail if you want to be a good sailor versus like sailing in Greece where it's sunny and wonderful weather. I don't know about a Michigan triangle,

but absolutely tons of shipwrecks there. Another really cool thing about Great Lakes exploration and why there's so many shipwrecks there is because it was, a lot of those shipwrecks are from a like period of transition. So we were switching from sail to steam. We didn't just go straight to metal ships. We put steam engine like retrofitted sailboats with engines and boil furnaces and everything else. So when these shipwrecks sink, they're so heavy that they

sink very quickly and this improves their preservation. So that's part of why we see them longer and we think there's so many more. It is a smaller area so the density of shipwrecks is smaller compared to all the seas and oceans of the world. It didn't even occur to me until probably like 10 years ago that there were shipwrecks in the Great Lakes. I only consider them in the sea, which is absolutely bananas. And then realizing that there were a lot of them, I think I came across one of those pictures. In clear water, you can see the sunken wreck. And it's like, why is that so fascinating? And then on top of that, shipworms can't survive there. So any wood shipwrecks that we do have

are super well preserved because it is cold. It doesn't have the same sort of currents, and like even metal shipwrecks can survive very well in the Great Lakes because it's non-salty, where like salt is worse for metal because it helps it corrode more quickly. So it's really good preservation conditions. So yeah, it's just like shipwreck on top of shipwreck and we just hear so many tales about it. So it seems like there's a heck of a lot and there are but yes very very cool area. Olivia Meyer first time question asker goes by lib asked what did a typical day look like and just in general for a maritime archaeologist do you have any advice for people who want to get into this field? Okay so you do not need to dive to be a maritime archaeologist if you do dive and you want to be

involved and even if you don't, but you want to learn about it, a great organization to look up is the Nautical Archaeology Society. It's based out of Portsmouth in England, but they have, they run programs and they have sort of, I guess, offices all over the world and they have like a tiered education system. So you can do like the level one, it's literally called the level one, level two and level three. Their premise is to teach recreational divers how to be helpful to archaeologists. So A, how to be good divers around archaeology and how to be potentially useful to be able to volunteer,

like teaches you the basic excavation and mapping skills. And the other thing that I would say to divers who want to dive nearer shipwrecks of any sort, if you don't want an archeologist to hate you, basically, have good buoyancy control. And have like, so there's something called trim in archeology, so you basically want to be very streamlined. You don't want to have your arms hanging out from you, dragging on the floor. You don't want your fins to be dragging

on the seafloor because you typically want to be like two feet above, two, three feet above whatever you're looking at. And you don't want something to be hanging two feet off and just like bashing into everything. So what is a typical day like for a maritime archaeologist? It can be spending a day in the archives, like looking at records from the 1500s of what ships went into quarantine when, and like who contracted the plague and whatnot.

Yeah, it can be a lot of grunt work. It can be a lot of carrying around tanks, a lot of sitting at a computer, definitely. But yeah, every day can be different, which is fantastic, which is why I like it. Megan McLean had one other question. After getting scuba certified this year, they say, I wanted to donate money to an organization that helps people of color have access to the sport. And I found Diving with a Purpose.

Yes, love Diving with a Purpose. Whose goal is to provide education and training in submerged heritage preservation and conservation projects worldwide with a focus on the African diaspora. Do you know anything more about how shipwrecks are connecting marginalized folks to their heritage, Megan asks? Are there any ways that recreational scuba divers can help with preservation and science? But it sounds like that that organization. Yeah, so NAS. Yeah, NAS is a great sort of learning body. And then working with divers with a purpose or any other sort of other organizations is a great way. A lot of maritime, like especially something that's close to shore, they'd be happy to,

depending on the site, like depending on how sensitive the site is, if it's a military grave maybe not, happy to have volunteers typically just talk to people. Another fantastic organization, because Diving with a Purpose is amazing. Another fantastic organization is Black Girls Dive, and that is like a double whammy because Black people and people of colour in primarily white places are stigmatized against these fields, and women have this added difficulty because it's a very physical field a lot of time. The men that we might be around might say that we don't deserve or shouldn't or can't be in those realms. So fantastic double whammy of an organization. Definitely shipwrecks are a huge way to reconnect with our heritage. It is a great tool that we have

because Indigenous cultures typically around the world have a fantastic oral history. Their knowledge of locations of potential wrecks, even those that aren't of their culture, is so much better than sometimes what our written records might be in certain areas, especially in colonial regions. Indigenous cultures seem to have a lot less shipwrecks. And I'm going to chop this up to being smaller ships and also having better knowledge of the areas that they're navigating. So that says something about colonial practices in terms of knowledge of navigation and just like button themselves where they don't necessarily belong. I won't say anything more about Indigenous populations because I don't know it and it's not my place. But

absolutely, I think a lot of people who, I mean, so I have somehow ended up working primarily with World War items and onwards. And there's so many people that lost their lives on them that, you know, their grandkids never met, for example, and being able to work with those groups and reconnect them to, you know, a final resting place or just like, can you imagine never being able to have seen your parents grave? It's, it's something. So that is like super meaningful in particular about minorities. I would say watch the enslaved docueries. It's touching, it will make you cry. And that is very much about the Black Diaspora and looking at the slave ships that didn't make it to shore.

More than 12 million Africans were enslaved in traffic. More than 2 million of our ancestors died at sea. The ocean holds stories that haven't been told. So definitely watch that film instead of an ancient aliens episode about like the lost mythical city of Atlantis. I'm honestly impressed there hasn't been an Atlantis question yet because that's normally like my biggest rant. I'm wait, hold on.

Let me see if I missed it. Atlantis. Let me see. Okay, three people asked about the Atlantis. Okay. I have, thank you. You have restored some faith in humanity that like it's not on everybody's mind. Ashley E wants to know what's the deal with Doggerland? Is it the real Atlantis? Sarah Hunt says, how realistic is the science and history and engineering shipwrecks of the animated Atlantis film? And Bella Trezza, first time questioner, asked her, do you entertain theories of the Bermuda

Triangle or Atlantis or other fun nautical conspiracies? So yeah, Atlantis, let's talk about it. I hate it. I love that. I hate it. I love the animated movie. I have to admit, I have not seen it in like 15 years and I really should. So I can't say how accurate any of the engineering is. But if I remember

correctly it was like super sci-fi, like super steampunk. And so I don't feel like it's super accurate. Now we've all heard of a legend of Atlantis. Pure fantasy. Well, that is where you'll be wrong. That young fash gets crazier every year. I can prove Atlantis exists. I'm sure of it this time. But yeah, honestly Atlantis is probably my biggest pet peeve as a young person that's on social media. Like, this isn't a thing that only I get, but like, you know when people slide into your DMs type thing, they see maritime archaeologists and they go, so tell me about Atlantis. And they think that that's going to intrigue me.

I'm like, no. Or they ask me if I'm just a treasure hunter. I'm like, no. Oh, geez. Block. Yeah. Atlantis probably doesn't exist. And people like to say like, oh, but every myth has some proof. So I have to stress

Atlantis, there's one actual record of Atlantis existing. And it was from a Plato fable. So something that he openly admitted was like fiction. It's not like a recount of some war. It's like, his fables were very well known to be fiction, they were supposed to be narratives that people could learn from. And so the whole theory was that this Poseidon worshiping city angered Poseidon somehow and was dashed, like destroyed and sent into the abyss. There's no mention in Plato's story

of people actually living underwater. Like it's just not fair. So to me, like people still get fascinated about like these big topics like Atlantis and Titanic. And it's painful to me that there's so much money going into it. Just go to Discovery Channel or History Channel and like, look at how many finding Atlantis, Atlantis resurface, like so many, like how many times can we find this place? And I'm like, just invest that money somewhere else.

There's indigenous cultures, there's, you know, vanishing seaside communities, there's like traditional boat building techniques that one person in an entire country still practice. That's where we can invest that money. I'm like, it's so damaging to other cultures to be fixated on these super charismatic, possibly fake or overstudied

sites. I'm sorry to anybody whose dreams I dashed. No, I think it's good. I think that this is necessary flim flam that needed debunking. Yes, please stop sending me messages about it, random people who I don't know. Okay, so that is one of the most difficult things about your job. What's another thing that is difficult or petty? Anything. Anything that sucks? The smells.

Can I say that? Like, people are going to hear this and think like, wow, what a girl. But no, it's like, it's such a pungent profession. Sometimes it's wonderful. Like old books smell amazing, but like okay, I've been on research festivals with guys like predominantly male crews who are just working for eight hours a day, like because I was on a site that was over 100 meters deep and the guys were excavating and then they were coming back up. And so they dive in these dry suits.

So you're like sweating inside of it. It's quite warm. And in a wet suit, your water flushes you out. And in a dry suit, it doesn't do that. So your sweat musk just lingers. So then you open up the suit. It's like, whoo, wow. And the thermal stuff that you wear underneath takes ages to dry.

So if you're diving every day, you're not washing your thermals until you're done diving. One site I was on was like really close to a landfill. So if you surfaced and like you've just been breathing out of a bottle for four hours, and now you surfaced and the wind hits you just right, you're like, yum.

Oh, yikes. I'm like, probably the worst. So this deep wreck where I was working with the people that were diving in dry suits, I was working on the material that was surfaced from the year before. So because it's so deep, you don't excavate the way that you would on land.

Like you don't look for artifacts as you go. They basically were just like shoving everything in the hose, vacuuming it into this ginormous vacuum bag that holds like tons of sand. And then on land, we like sifted out later. And because we didn't know how small the stuff we were gonna find is, so I actually found this tiny little piece of wood,

which was the first piece of wood we'd found on that shipwreck. So super exciting. And because we found this pretty small piece of wood, they're like, okay, start looking for like olive pits for grape seeds and all this other stuff. So we're like literally taking sand between our hands and rubbing it to make sure we don't miss anything.

And I came across this sand covered bundle of slime. I have no clue what it was. I would guess like anaerobically decomposed because of the smell. My supervisor, he's like, just smush it. You can't, you can't like just what it was. I would guess like anaerobically decomposed because of the smell. My supervisor, he's like, just, just smush it. You can't, you can't like just sort of decide, like you need to make sure there's nothing in there. Cause it was like this, like heft of some sort of slime

and it smelled so bad. Like I washed my hands so many times and it still smelled bad. I went home and I covered my hands in toothpaste and they still smelled. That's probably the worst. Oh, what did it smell like? I can't even like really, really, really bad sulfur farts because there was like methane, I'm pretty sure because that's why I think it was anaerobic because I could definitely smell like the methane-y,

sulfur-y part, but plus like an overtone of fishy, plus something that had been sitting out in the sun for like months because this had been in the sun for so long. Like that's the thing, it was in this big pile of sand in the sun for like months and it hadn't dried out. So there was no like skeleton. There was no like scales. There was no like scales. It wasn't like a dead fish.

It was just slime. So I have no clue what it was. Like, I don't know a dead squid maybe. Maybe. I don't know. Cease not. It was just a ball of pre-floating ocean mucus. There's no hagfish there.

So I don't know, but yes. Oh my gosh, it was so gross. Oh God. So gross. So what is your favorite thing about maritime archaeology? So two things, I guess. Because I definitely love being around the sea and even just getting to look at videos from marine life. I pretty much am doing my dream that I had as a kid, so that is the best thing ever. But then the other thing is getting to work with communities and giving back to them. Because I did get to sit with someone while they saw the shipwreck that their grandfather had died on, which was a submarine wreck. Like

for the first time, first time it'd been seen in 75 years. Like that is amazing. And getting to do Skype with Scientists, like getting to actually make something accessible to people where it's most people aren't divers, most people can't travel to fancy locations and dive on this on history. I'm actually working on a project to make sites like accessible to people who don't have the typical abilities to see it. So like the visually impaired is my primary focus. Everybody's response is like, okay, we've got 3D models. It's like, okay, well, COVID, we can't go to museums, we can't hold these 3D models. So everybody's putting things online. But if you can't see these shipwreck images, that doesn't help you. So getting to work with those communities and fill in those gaps is probably the best.

Oh, wow. I think that's so amazing. Like I just I know that you have a very long career ahead of you. Fingers crossed. So ask maritime scholars doofy questions, because chances are they dedicated their life to this stuff because they actually like talking about it. So you have nothing loose. Also, follow Chanel Zafiropoulos at sharks and wrecks on Twitter. And by that, I mean blue sky. She's also at sharks and wrecks on Instagram. Her website is

linked in the show notes too. And she sells beautiful postcards of her photography there. I'm just going to plug it because she didn't. And I think her photography is beautiful. There's links to all of those in the show notes. We are at all of these on Twitter and Instagram. I'm at Allie Ward with one L on both. If you wanna join our Patreon, it's at patreon.com slash Ologies. Thank you, Erin Talbert for managing the Ologies podcast Facebook group.

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Nick Thorburn made the theme music. And if you have stuck around, I see that you have for a fresh secret. And this one is a tiny bit, just a little tiny bit of behind the scenes from last week's Fallon segment, which aired on May 14th, 2025. And yeah, it's on YouTube. If you want to see me put a really, really large cat eye mantis in Salma Hayek's hair, she loved it. So this segment came about after like years of chatting with one of the producers, Patrick Morelli, and the timing had never quite worked out because I was always traveling. But we started chatting about potential bugs to feature about a month ago.

And I was like, that would be great if it happened. I'm not going to tell anyone. I'm not going to get my hopes up just in case bugs get dashed at the last moment. But they didn't. So I got the call on Friday that I needed to be in New York a few days later to tape on Wednesday. And in the meantime, I wanted to go out a couple of days early so that I could go to the American Museum

of Natural History and meet the bugs that we were going to show on TV. And big thanks to everyone at the Natural History Museum there and the Gilder Center in New York, particularly Dr. Jessica Ware, who is a dragonfly expert from the Odontology episode. I can't remember if I said that right. Dragonfly expert, her episode's amazing.

So I got to hang out with them in person. I got to meet a bunch of people at the museum. I got to meet the bugs. And the segment featured this huge stick-looking mantis. There was a Hercules beetle named Marty. There was a big, fat, juicy grub. There were some emperor scorpions that glow under black light, like all scorpions.

We have a Scorpiology episode you'll love. And then also a Goliath bird eating tarantula. And a few things that got cut, since this is a secret at the end, in case you saw it, but just extra facts that didn't make it to air. One of them was that male Hercules beetles, they'll duke it out if one comes into another's territory,

and they'll like battle kind of face to face like they're dancing until one of them picks up and body slams the other like Hulk Hogan style, and then the loser has to skulk off and not get the girl. And then this other cool fact that got cut was this whole millipede segment in which I got to share that female millipedes have like a neck vagina essentially and they birth an egg out of their neck and then they roll it a little piece of poop from their butt all the way up their legs like dilly dilly dilly like up hundreds of legs and then they just tuck the egg into a swaddle of poop. Also I doubt you care but if you do some people were like oh cool, cool outfit.

And my wardrobe inspo was Rachel Weiss and the mummy. And that's kind of a fashion style known as light academia. Although dark academia is also very much my vibe. Googlym, great styles. Also, I was up until like 3 a.m., the two nights before we taped finishing up last week's Spiders episode, which is why this one is an encore.

I'm a little fried, which I'm sure you understand. And forgive me, I hope. Also, I would like you to know that right after the taping, I went to dinner, I got absolutely hammered off of one cocktail. I was like, oh, I'll have a celebratory one. But I had been too nervous to eat all day. And then I was like, woo, that was enough. And then after dinner, I'll have a celebratory one. But I had been too nervous to eat all day. And then I was like, woo, that was enough.

And then after dinner, I went to a different restaurant and I had a whole other dinner and three desserts. And it was the best day. Okay, that's it. Thanks for listening. Bye bye. Hacodermatology, homology, cryptozoology, lithology, nanotechnology, meteorology, cryptozoology, lithology, nanotechnology, meteorology, nephrology, seriology, pseudonyms.