Ologies with Alie Ward - Meteorology (WEATHER & CLIMATE) with Marshall Shepherd
Episode Date: December 14, 2022Bomb cyclones! Polar vortices! Atmospheric rivers! And rained out barbecues. One of the world’s leading Meteorologists, Dr. Marshall Shepherd – a former NASA scientist and current Professor of Geo...graphy and Atmospheric Sciences at the University of Georgia – is here to field a downpour of questions. We chat about percentages in forecasts, hail, sleet, storm chasing, heatwaves, fluid dynamics, TV weather people, climate change delayism and his favorite weather-themed movies. Also: what not to do with a weather balloon. Follow Dr. Shepherd on Twitter, Instagram or TikTokHis website: http://www.drmarshallshepherd.com/His podcast: Weather GeeksA donation went to: Institute for Sustainable Communities at sustain.orgMore episode sources and linksOther episodes you may enjoy: Fulminology (LIGHTNING), Nephology (CLOUDS), Snow Hydrology (SNOW/AVALANCHES), Cryoseismology (ICEQUAKES), Astrobiology (ALIENS), Oceanology (OCEANS), Phenology (FALL/SEASONS), Spesh Ep: Drawdown Design ProjectSponsors of OlogiesTranscripts and bleeped episodesSmologies (short, classroom-safe) episodesBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a monthOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, masks, totes!Follow @Ologies on Twitter and InstagramFollow @AlieWard on Twitter and InstagramEditing by Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio Productions and engineering by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam MediaTranscripts by Emily White of The WordaryWebsite by Kelly R. DwyerTheme song by Nick Thorburn
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Oh, hi. It's that vitamin stuck in your throat. I'm so sorry. Allie Ward. How do I even start this?
Okay. We're going to chitchat about the weather in a way that is anything but small talk. As it
turns out, the stuff that's all around us is raging and swirling and heavy with emotion. And
likewise, I don't even know how to preface this oligous experience. His bio is the longest list
of accreditations and awards and bonkers, important jobs I have ever seen. I do not know how someone
achieves so much high level and deeply important work in one lifetime. And I'm shocked he said,
yes, to do this. So several folks told me to find him and beg him to be friends, which I did.
And this one has been in the works for a couple years. So he got his bachelor's, his MS and his
PhD in physical meteorology from Florida State University. He's been a NASA researcher,
the president of the American Meteorological Society, where he now holds a rare distinction
of being a fellow. He was awarded the Presidential Early Career Award for weather and climate research
by the White House. And in 2021, he received the American Geological Institutes Award for
outstanding contributions to the public understanding of the geosciences. He's advised the U.S. Senate,
the Department of Defense, and Congress on climate and extreme weather. He's currently a
distinguished professor of geography and atmospheric sciences at the University of Georgia.
And this past year, he was selected as professor of the year. He also co-hosts the Weather Channel's
excellent podcast, Weather Geeks. He writes for Forbes. He's authored several books, including
a kid's book called Dr. Fred's Weather Watch. Frankly, I was lucky to weasel my way onto a
schedule. So we hopped on our respective mics, and I asked him all kinds of questions that were
way below his pay grade. But before we get there, just a quick thanks to everyone who supports the
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to discard anthropology if you hadn't. It's such a good one. So thanks for the work you do. I hope
someone brings cookies to your garage. And if anyone left a review, no, I have read it. Okay,
let's get into meteorology. Legend has it, the field was named by Aristotle, who wrote a tome
about weather and named it meteorological from a root word meteor for lofty. So stuff above us.
So let's get to what is over our heads. Let's get it in our domes and get ready for tornadoes,
typhoons, wind, rain, forecasting, newscasting, wet, bulb, globes, wind chill, humidity,
polar vortices, atmospheric rivers, bomb cyclones, storm chasing, climate delaying,
pop cultural weather phenomena and more with the distinguished icon of atmospheric sciences,
professor and lifelong meteorologist and weather geek, Dr. Marshall Sheppard.
Dr. Marshall Sheppard, I guess I'm he, but what else did you ask?
Oh, that's it. That's all. Yeah. So I've been wanting to talk to you for literally years.
This is pretty exciting. You are one of the most celebrated meteorologists in the country.
And I'm sure you have to explain this a lot to people, but the difference between being a
meteorologist and being a weather person, there's a difference. Yes?
Yeah. So, you know, I get called the weather man a lot or the weather guy. And then, you know,
the really derogatory term that I hear from some of my female colleagues is when they call them
weather girls. These are celebrated scientists with degrees. They're women. They're not weather
girls. But yeah, you're really on to a point because the term meteorologists is synonymous
with weather man for most of the public. But there are different types of meteorologists in
the same way that they're different types of engineers. In fact, only a small percentage of
our field are TV meteorologists or what we call broadcast meteorologists or weather casters.
And even within that group, there's a range. There are actually some people that have meteorology
degrees. And you'll see the AMS seal by their name typically, or some other seal. There are some
people that have more journalism backgrounds, but report the weather and so forth, although there's
less of that and more degree meteorologists. So yeah, I'm a meteorologist that doesn't do
forecasting and I'm not on TV unless I'm a special guest on the weather channel or so.
He joins us now from Gwinnett County, Georgia. Dr. Shepard, thank you so much for being here today.
When it comes to meteorology, how do you think that people choose their field? Because I do think
so many people think meteorology is just forecasting. But how did you pick what you do? And what are
some of the options? Yeah, it's a great question. I got interested in this in sixth grade, as most
meteorologists do. I did a science project in a sixth grade to predict the weather. That started
because I got stung by a bee. I wanted to be an entomologist, but I got stung by a bee and found
that I was highly allergic to bee stings and said, well, I need a plan B pun intended. So I did my
science project on weather. So at that point, I was bitten by the weather bug second pun intended.
And so from that point on, I knew I didn't want to be on TV pointing at a screen with
cold fronts. And I knew I didn't want to be a forecaster. I was more interested in the
hows and why of weather. Why does that hurricane get stronger than others? And why do certain
storms spin out tornadoes? And some storms don't. And so that's when I started investigating
schools and Florida State University. I'm from Georgia and Florida State was the closest
meteorology program. And the rest of sister, I went on to graduate school, ultimately got a
master's and a PhD, worked at NASA for a while, developing large space missions to study weather
and climate. So Dr. Shepard spent a mere 12 years as a research meteorologist at Nassau-Gadard Space
Flight Center and was the deputy project scientist for the Global Precipitation Measurement Mission.
Just casually one of the best meteorologists in the world.
And now, now still do high level research, teach and do a lot of other things as well.
But to really answer the second part of your question, what are some of the other options?
Again, I think about 9 to 10% of our field work as TV meteorologists. Others go into sort of more
private sector for airlines or other commodities companies, power companies, energy companies
and so forth. There are quite a few meteorologists that work in federal agencies like the National
Weather Service or NASA or NOAA. So NOAA is not a guy or a biblical rising ocean's flood reference,
but it just stands for the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. Air and sea. EPA,
state agencies have meteorologists. And then a lot of private companies are now developing
interest in weather, whether it be IBM or formerly, but for that Panasonic and even
smaller companies as well. So weather, there's quite a few places atmospheric scientists,
which is the broader term, including meteorologists and climate scientists can work.
Is it such a good meteorology program at Florida State because there's so much weather there?
Like would that program suck in LA? No, I mean, UCLA has a really good meteorology program actually.
It's one of the best. So I don't think it has anything to do with the geography, although it
does have a reputation for being pretty good at tropical meteorology expertise there. So obviously
being close to Florida, even as we're recording this podcast today, Tallahassee, Florida, which is
where Florida State is, is probably experiencing tropical storm Nicole as we speak. And just FYI,
so Nicole ended up being a category one hurricane. About 75 miles an hour is what it made landfall
at and it caused 11 deaths and $520 million in damages. And now if a tropical storm develops in
the North Atlantic or the North Pacific in the East off coast of the US and Canada and has sustained
winds of 74 miles per hour or faster, we call it a hurricane. But if they form over the South
Pacific and the Indian Ocean, they would like to go buy cyclones, please. Well, then what are
typhoons? This is a great question. I'm glad you asked. Those are the same thing, but they're over
the Northwest Pacific off the coast of Asia. So we could do a whole episode on intraplanetary
meteorology, terminology, trust me. And what about learning about the weather on planet Earth
versus working for NASA? Well, we didn't study other planets weather. We were studying Earth's
weather. Yeah, NASA has a very robust Earth science program. So yeah, that's another misconception
that I often get in the same way that people would ask me if I were with a weatherman. Most people
that hear NASA think space out and looking at Mars in places. But a large part of what NASA does
and still does is to develop missions to study Earth's weather, climate, oceans, volcanic eruptions,
changes in the cryosphere, which is like Greenland and Arctic ice sheets and Antarctic. So yeah,
that's one of the things that I'm glad you asked because NASA studies planet. I argue it studies
the most important planet of all Earth because that's where we live and we're not going to be
going anywhere for some time. So thankfully, NASA devotes quite a bit of its resources and
expertise to studying this planet using the vantage point of space. Climate versus weather.
How many times a day do you have to explain the difference?
Yeah, now you're hitting all the common misconceptions that I deal with in my field. So
we're going to like take a number here. So you know, it's getting to be the cold season.
You know, we'll start seeing snow and colder weather and inevitably I'll have someone tweet
me. Hey, Dr. Shepherd, I've got 20 inches of global warming in my yard. It's snowing out here in
Boston in January. Why do you guys keep talking about this climate change stuff? And so after I
kind of fix my face and sort of roll my eyes a little bit, I said, well, you know, it's winter
in Boston, you're supposed to get snow first of all. But then secondly, I say, you know, weather
is your mood and climate is your personality. Something I like to say, you may have heard me
say it. The weather today doesn't say anything about climate anymore than your mood tells me
about your personality. And so it's a really ill posed premise to suggest that because it's
snowing in Boston on Tuesday in January, that that somehow refutes climate change and global
warming. Okay, so in a bit, we're going to cover why a warming climate would make digging your
car out of the snow a more giant pain in the ass. Trust me, nerds, you know, your podcast is called
Weather Geeks. Do you feel like you are kind of geeky about this? Does it get you really excited?
Yeah, totally. Yeah, no, the Weather Channel, when they came to me about hosting the Weather
Geeks, we did it as a TV show for four or five years on the Weather Channel, came on on Sunday
afternoon. And then we just realized the changing landscape of how people consume information. So
we switched it to a podcast. Nice move, kid. And we embraced the term Weather Geek because people
call us Weather Geeks anyway, or whether weanies or weather nerds. But we wanted to empower the
term Weather Geek because, you know, some people often use the term maybe in a more sort of derogatory
or spiteful or slight, I guess the word insulting manner. But we wanted to flip it. We wanted to
own it. And so that's why we call our podcast Weather Geeks. I love that it's something that
you have so much knowledge and you're so authoritative about, but you still love so much.
Weather gets such a bad rap and conversation of people talking about the weather, but what could
be more exciting than like storms? Whether or not you're going to have to wear a jacket or if your
crops are going to grow? Yeah, all of those. And you just even touched on another misconception
that's out there because you write, weather is often a conversation point. And it makes us a
struggle for those of us that are scientists in this field because everyone experiences the weather.
And so because of that, everyone thinks they know as much about it as people with degrees.
And so I'll often have people come up and challenge me on the forecast or about climate change.
And they're totally wrong. But, you know, it's an opportunity to sort of share and educate.
So for example, you know, people often say, you know, whether you're all just in forecast
the wrong most of the time, well, actually they're right almost all of the time, about 95% of the
time within three to five days. It's just that it's human nature for people to remember the bad
ones. And there are few bad ones, but those are the ones they remember if their cookout was rained
on or if their child soccer game got rained on. But, you know, I'll use a football analogy,
you know, a field goal kicker kicks a field goal and they make every single field goal all year
long. That's a really good kicker. But if they miss one field goal in Super Bowl that could have
won the game, people are going to be remembering and talking about that kick and wow, that kicker,
he stinks and oh my gosh, you know, fire him. But in fact, he's a really good kicker. He just
missed that one. And so, you know, people don't tend to remember all the days that were right
in terms of the forecast. So they sort of anchor on those sort of more isolated and fewer
bad forecast. So don't blame the messenger for the nature of statistics, folks. Just keep an
umbrella in your bag and a smile on your face. You're alive and there are crickets and birds
and sunsets and electricity and indoor plumbing. And how much has weather science changed
since you've been studying it and even just since the industrial revolution?
It's really, you know, quite a few changes. Just our ability to observe aspects of the
weather with different types of satellites and radar systems and so forth has changed. The
speed of computers means that our weather models have gotten so much better.
And this part was absolutely news to me. You know, weather forecasting is done by solving these
very complex fluid dynamics equations. That's why people that want to be a meteorologist have to
take so much calculus and dynamics and thermodynamics and physics. You know, as a director of a major
program, I have students come to me all the time. Oh, I love clouds. I love hurricanes. I love storm
chasing. I want to be a meteorologist. I want to be in your program. I was like, that's fine.
I said, but how's your calculus and how's your physics and how are your partial differential
equations? Because that's what's mostly going to be in the classes you'll be taking. And so
it's a really an interesting sort of shock to the system for many of these students. But,
you know, the observations, the computing capacity and capabilities. One thing that's really big
right now is social sciences. There are a lot of psychologists and sociologists and communications
experts working at the intersection of weather right now because they're trying to understand
how people perceive information about forecasts. Do they make decisions based on a red morning
box or do they hear certain things a certain way and so forth. So that's kind of an emerging
area as is artificial intelligence. That's why companies like IBM and various others that come
to mind tomorrow IO and others are really using sort of advanced data technologies to mine all of
this data to make precision information forecasts, weather intelligence, if you will, for, you know,
agriculture, for business, industries, energy companies, infrastructure. So that's the main
thing on the weather front. Now on the climate front, it's obviously the increase in CO2. I mean,
look, I mean, I wrote an article in Forbes. I'm a contributor to Forbes magazine and I said,
what's your CO2 number? In other words, you can, everyone has a birthday, but go look at that
birthday that year and see what the parts per million CO2 in the atmosphere was when you were
born and compare it to today. And some of us that are older, you'll be really scared when you see
it because we're well at around 420 parts per million right now. Our atmosphere is, you know,
responding to that, our seas are responding to that, our ecosystems are ice sheets. So our climate
is changed in response to human activities and the burning of fossil fuels and greenhouse gas
emissions. And I'll link Dr. Shepard's Forbes article on my site, but you can also go to
nature.org and calculate the CO2 levels in your birth year. It's kind of like astrology, but sadder.
And today I learned that carbon dioxide has increased by 25% in the scant time that I've
been digging around on this planet. And this fact can be a real vibe changer, so to speak.
How is that personality affecting our mood? I know that I feel like in the last few years,
we've heard more about bomb cyclones and names for blizzards and storms and hurricanes that I'd
never heard of growing up, but how is that climate affecting the weather?
Well, you know, that's just the media, actually. I mean, bomb cyclones and derachios and these
terms have been around forever in meteorology. They should just have been used more in the
popular media. So I wouldn't use those as anchors of something different about the climate because
bombogenesis and rapid and these are very common weather terms, polar vortex. These are terms that
have been around in meteorology if you study meteorology for decades. So there's nothing new
about those terms. Let's do a lightning rundown of some of the ones you probably thought were just
meteorologists yanking your chain. So bombogenesis happens when a cold air mass collides with a warm
one and the barometric pressure drops fast in a low pressure system. So some of the other
fun things that you can call a bombogenesis include explosive cyclogenesis, a weather bomb,
a meteorological bomb, or a bomb cyclone. And at one point, someone was like,
shouldn't we stop calling this a bomb? It's very scary to the people. And a meteorologist was like,
you call them cold and warm fronts like it's a war. So shut your rain hole, you coward.
And a bomb cyclone, it was. Now a polar vortex is a bunch of cold air near the poles of the earth.
And it's called a vortex because it's spinning, spinning, spinning. And in the winter, it gets
bigger and parts of it kind of get caught up in the jet stream. And then they blast your whole
face with colder Arctic air. Now a pineapple express is another, that's got to be fictional
weather term, but it's true. And it's like a hundred years old in terms of terms. But it's when
colder, low pressure air from like the Gulf of Alaska meets up with some high pressure,
West Coast winds, plus a little bit of Hawaiian, aka pineapple moisture. And it forms this thing
called an atmospheric river, which is a long, thin thread of wet weather that can carry sometimes
as much moving water as the Amazon River, apparently. And you can call an atmospheric
river a tropical plume or a water vapor surge or cloud band, but just keep a rain slicker handy.
But having said that, we know that climate change is impacting our weather today. We have
more intense rainstorms. Our heat waves have more intensity and are happening with more frequency.
Rapid intensification and the intensity of hurricanes is likely responding to climate
change. There's greater sea level, a higher sea level amount. So when these storms push inland,
they are actually pushing more water and so you see more storm surge damage.
And even without the storms, just the higher sea level itself causes problems.
We see changes in drought, which ultimately ends up affecting the cost of things we buy at the
market or the grocery stores. There are mosquitoes that carry diseases that used to live in the
tropical regions of the planet, but now they can live in the United States and carry those diseases.
What diseases? You ask? You want a little sampler platter of them? Okay. Well, I asked a 2021 paper
published in the Lancet called Projecting the Risk of Mosquito-Born Diseases in a Warmer and More
Populated World, which said that in the next 30 years, nearly half a billion more people on the
planet could be at risk for contracting mosquito-borne diseases such as yellow fever, zika, dengue,
and chikungaya, which I'm sorry sounds delicious, but it's a disease. Also, things like heat islands
in densely populated cities may up the risks of malaria and dengue arriving right on your doorstep.
Ding dong, hi, here to kill you. There are a host of ways. I often like to talk about climate
change in terms of what I call the kitchen table issues, the so what. For too long, we've talked
about climate change in terms of polar bears in the year 2100. Climate change is now, we've got to
stop using future tents. We're living it right now, and it's likely going to accelerate in the same
way we saw with the COVID pandemic. It started and accelerated rapidly. That's what we worry about
as scientists right now, but the good news in terms of your question is we know, I don't like
the sort of even harbor on just the bad that's happening because we know that. That is what it
is, but we know what needs to be done. That's the good news. If anyone's listening to me and say,
well, what's the optimism? The optimism is this is not a problem where we're scratching our heads
like, what do we need to do? We know what we need to do. We've got to reduce carbon emissions.
It's on my to-do list. And we have technologies and processes to do that. And in some cases,
we also have to adapt. Things are already sort of past the point of non-change. It's going to
change. So we have to develop adaptation strategies. Give you an example, out west. I know you're
talking to me from out west. Up in the Pacific Northwest in 2021, there was a tremendous heat
wave. People just aren't used to that type of heat in parts of the Pacific Northwest. Many homes
don't have air conditioning. And there were many deaths because of that heat. And just a side note.
So this heat wave in June and July, 2021 reached 120 degrees Fahrenheit in Canada, folks. And it
was a once in a thousand year weather event, they said. And it was 150 times more likely to occur
because of climate change. What was the cost? Nearly $9 billion financially, but 1400 lives
lost to heat related deaths. So global warming is not a future issue. It's now.
So what can we do immediately? So an adaptation strategy might be to retrofit many of those homes
with air conditioning now that don't have homes because they may not have expected that type of
heat in Portland. And the same with it in London this year, it got to 104 degrees. 85% of homes
in London do not have air conditioning because they never expected those types of temperatures.
So we know what we need to do. We just have to act and move beyond what I call climate delayism.
I've never heard them. I mean, that's a great term for it. So yes, a little urgency is needed
because we know the cause and the effects are already underway. What about these weather systems
where we've got droughts in some areas, we've got flooding in others, we know that glaciers
not doing so well. Where is the water going and what is moving it around?
Well, water is conserved on the planet. The amount of water in the earth's system
is a finite amount. And we live on a very small percentage of the fresh water that's available
to us. We all learned about the water cycle somewhere along the way. But most of the water
is in the ocean or it's locked away frozen in the ice caps or in so forth, glaciers and so forth.
So we live on a very small percentage of water that's evaporating and condensing to form rainfall
and falling back into our reservoirs and rivers and streams or snowpack that melt.
Okay. So I look this up because I needed numbers and apparently there are 326 quintillion gallons
of water on earth. What does that mean to you? Nothing. I get it. It means it's 326 million
cubic miles of water on earth and 99.7% of that is in the oceans. It's in the soil. It's all
wrapped up busy in the ice caps for now at least. And it's also in the atmosphere. So that just
leaves a slim little 0.3% of water that's usable by our weird little species of human. And we
definitely need water to exist. So if you are me and you're dehydrated and you're filled with
tachytoes and gingerbread cookies and you're sitting there thirsty but you're refusing to hydrate
yourself, please drink some water and say thank you to the water. Say I would literally die without
you water. You would die so fast. So one of the things we've always known about climate change
is that places that are dry will probably become drier and places that are wetter will become
wetter. And so that's how you maintain conservation or balance because wet places becoming wetter
while the drier places on average are becoming drier. But what is really of more concern to us
as climate scientists is not necessarily the amount that falls on an annualized basis or the
amount is the rate of change. So what I mean by that is here in Atlanta where I am the rainstorms
now there's just greater intensity in the rain. So when it rains really hard it's much harder than
it would have been on average in 1960 or 1970. Boy when it rains it pours. So because of these
higher intensity rain rates it overwhelms the engineered system and that's why we see so much
flooding on roadways and then cities and so forth. With Hurricane Ida last year it made landfall down
in the New Orleans, Louisiana area a little bit south of there and then it moved into New York
and caused tremendous flooding flooded the subways and so forth because the engineered system that
we currently live in was designed for the rainstorms of 1960 not 2022. So if you're good at SimCity
and you have been looking for a calling in life consider the urban planning field of
climate change mitigation. It's a real thing and according to one article I just read
urban designer Elizabeth Plater-Zeiberg cited things like more walkable communities that could
lower carbon emissions, smaller and attached housing structures and also architecture that
requires less of a strain on your HVAC system. Also tree planting those are a few ways to go
in urban planning for the future but let's look back in time for a second. Was your grandfather's
walk to school uphill both ways in the snow worse than your current situation? You know it's counter
intuitive to people but I could actually make an argument that the snowstorms and blizzards are worse
because of climate warming. See that's counter intuitive people because I just said warming
and snow is cold. Yeah but we know that the hurricanes, rainstorms, snowstorms they all
sort of get started from water vapor, the gaseous phase of water in our atmosphere.
And there's a basic physics principle called the clausius claperon equation. Let's break that down
for all the listeners out there's a really fancy sounding term clausius claperon but all it really
means is as our atmosphere warms there's more water vapor available to it. So as we have a
net warmer atmosphere there's more water vapor available to it which means there's more water
vapor available to snowstorms hurricanes and even rainstorms. So that's huge a warmer planet
means more water in the atmosphere but how much how much water are we talking? So per degree
Fahrenheit about a four percent increase in water vapor or that's seven percent for all the places
that are not the U.S. and use Celsius. So let's take the northeast United States though about a
century ago the winters averaged 22 degrees Fahrenheit but they have risen four degrees to
26 degrees Fahrenheit. Some years are top in 30 degrees Fahrenheit which would be a 32 percent
increase in water vapor while still being below the freezing temperature of 32 degrees. So if your
weird uncle is hitting the vape pen and declares global warming to be horseshit because his picnic
table is under five feet of powder just feel free to kindly educate him just get some numbers up
in there. Any other flim flam to address? What about red sky at night sailor's delight any truth
in that? Yeah there there are certainly these little sort of sayings they have some truth in
that they tend to be related to sort of cloud systems that are moving in as it sort of interacts
with the sun as the sun is setting you get sort of longer pathways of that light through and
there's red but that can change depending on the types of clouds that are in the sky and so that
tends to indicate certain types of weather systems that are on the horizon and so forth. So anecdotally
there are some truths now what are not true is that rodents like groundhogs or almond eggs can
predict the weather. So I often get that question I'll have someone that says well I don't believe
all this climate science stuff but hey what do you think of the groundhog forecast today?
I think it's a rodent that's what I think and so you know we have to kind of you know there are
these anecdotal things that people have grown up on and they just believe that they're true like
here in the south people will ask me all the time so is that heat lightning is heat
lightning a thing and I said no it's not but people have grown up hearing about heat lightning
all of their life it's like the sky lights up with lightning but you don't hear any thunder and
that's just because the storm is too far away to get to the thunder but people think it's the
heat of the day causing the light the sky to light up. So for more so much more on lightning
and clouds we have whole ass episodes fulminology and nephology episodes I will link them in the
show notes you will be swimming in storm facts and not smart question but when it comes to cyclones
and tornadoes and hurricanes why so twisty why do things go in big circles? Yeah it seems like a
lot of things in weather do do that don't they like tornadoes and low pressure systems and
hurricanes well you know it really gets into a very complex dynamics lesson that we probably would
lose half your listening audience from if we really go down too deep in that road try me but
it's really an interplay between some fancy things called pressure gradient forces and
Coriolis force because remember we're on a rotating planet we are not on a stagnant planet we are on
a rotating planet with this fluid the atmosphere flowing around and so if you think about a river
that's a fluid and that river flows in a certain way but now think about if you put that river
on a rotating platform within a rotating platform you're going to get all kinds of eddies and
whirls and so forth and so the sort of rotating systems and are really very much related to
the complexity of having a fluid on a rotating earth that also is differentially heated it's
colder at the poles and warmer at the equator and so because of that you get some really
interesting dynamics. If you're wondering what a pressure gradient force is all about let's tell
you let's back up a second okay so high pressure areas are going to naturally flow into low pressure
areas and the pressure gradient force is the difference in pressure between the two areas
and the greater the difference the faster the air is going to rush from the high pressure
into the low and boom you get wind you get gentle breezes you get gaol forces it's all
fluid dynamics spinning around on a spinning rock and the Coriolis effect is all about which way that
spin seems to deflect a flow in the northern hemisphere low pressure weather systems circle
counterclockwise or to the right but below the equator they take a clockwise or a left turn
and yes this is affecting giant storms and cyclones but also how the water drains out of
your bathtub southern hemisphere to the left to the left northern right and near the equator
your bathtub spin will be much less twisty isn't that weird and really basic terms but things like
low pressure system high pressure system cold front what exactly do those mean for people
who watch the weather or read about it and say I kind of don't get it fronts are sort of boundaries
of air masses and so cold fronts tend to be frontal systems where you have a cold dense
air mass sort of moving in to lift and replace warmer air because warmer air tends to be less
dense and so it rises and so you get really violent storms oftentimes at cold fronts
low pressure is just what it says it's the lower atmospheric pressure whereas higher pressure is
higher atmospheric pressure and you know lower pressure tends to be associated with more stormy
cloudy type weather because the air rises associated with low pressure whereas in high pressure air
tends to sink when air sinks it compresses and warms and so that's why typically when you see
high pressure you're going to be dealing with really clear perhaps dry even drought like weather
that could cause lead to things like wildfires and so forth so fronts are big patches of air
and cold patches are more dense and they lift the warmer less dense air up and that's called a low
pressure system which is stormier while high pressure systems tend to be hotter and drier
I have never understood weather before so this is thrilling you know I like to use this very
simple analogy I used to use an analogy of a water bed but now people under like 30 look at me like
what is a water bed my parents had a water bed yeah so I was gonna say your parents probably had
water bed so you push down on the one part of the water bed it goes down but another part goes up
well something that younger listeners may know about is the the bounce houses the inflatable
bounce houses same concept you push down on one part another part goes up our atmosphere has these
sort of low pressure troughs and high pressure ridges and it's sort of this undulating sort of
fluid and has these areas of highs and lows as well that banging noise was Dr. Shepard's arm
undulating as a visual aid you gotta really it's hard for many people to envision it the atmosphere
is a three-dimensional fluid from the surface all the way up to the top of the atmosphere
and there are various wave patterns within it speaking of visuals what's your favorite movie
about weather we just did a podcast episode on that so check out the weather geeks podcast
by the weather channel we had a myself Jen Carfagno and Alex Wallace from the weather channel
two on-camera meteorologists we we talked about what their favorite weather movies are and just
what some of the weather geeks listeners favorite movies are so that's the weather geeks podcast
episode called lights camera climate which is linked on my website so he had an answer all teed up
for this bless him so the one that came to mind for me was not one that probably many people would
even think about it's a movie by spike lee called do the right thing the star of the movie really
even though you might not think about it was the heat massive heat waves that was going on
at the time and it was just almost every scene of that movie the heat was playing some role
oh i have today's forecast for you hot
a lot of people will say twister and i like twister to uh tornado movie and and one that's
really more climate focused is the day after tomorrow denise quay and a few other pj gillen
hall and others were in that movie was a movie about sort of the climate going wacky here on
planet earth and it causes very strange weather storm is just gonna get worse what should we do
i will come for you do you understand me it's a really good movie it was very unrealistic from
a scientific standpoint but it was very entertaining do you get asked to consult on movies uh i've had
a couple of uh of that yes i was involved in the kind of a little bit in the uh most recent
movie don't look up which is the climate movie and so they reached out to me to comment on
aspects of the movie after the fact and also one of really nice things i liked about that
movie they created an online community of people because that whole movie don't look up even though
it was about a comet approaching and destroying earth it was a really a large sort of metaphor
for climate change there's a 100 chance that we're all going to die hey hey well the hands of
astronomer can come back anytime but the yelling lady not so much and so they created an entire
online community with things that people can go to do to learn more about climate change and what
they can do and i'm one of the science advisors for their their website there too this website is
don'tlookup.countusin.com i'll link this on my website but no the producers did not like call
him and just have him scream into the void with frustration but i it was so wonderfully done and
with that kind of allegory about climate science but i thought one thing it did so well and all
the people i talked to who are involved with climate science are like yes we're upset and it's
upsetting that no one will listen so yeah well i think we're kind of past that though i think more
people are listening now i think there are still pockets of people that aren't listening but it's
not the majority of people although they tend to be the loudest they tend to be the ones that are
on twitter the most and uh at your Thanksgiving table saying well i saw on youtube this and i was
well was it a peer reviewed vetted study or was it a youtube study so you know we still deal with a
little of that but for the most part i think we're kind of over that hump of having to convince
most people again probably about a nine there's a study out there called the six america study
that yale does every year and they surveyed the american public and that that crowd that that we
call the dismissive crowd that they're coming in at about seven or eight percent now the folks
that are just dismissive and you're not going to be able to move the needle with them no matter
what you say so my approach is on twitter i don't bother i don't try to engage with them or play
twitter tennis going back and forth so and that survey by the way it measures six different responses
to climate science ranging from here are some flavors alarmed concerned cautious disengaged
doubtful and dismissive now alarmed thankfully largest group clocking in this past year at 33
percent of those surveyed they're like i'm alarmed this shit's scary dismissive on the other end of
that spectrum who's like no not real that's at nine percent but the smallest group of them all is
apathetic with just five percent of americans identifying as disengaged so i'm going to link
this short four question yale survey on my website it's called the six america's survey
aka sassy which is a fantastic reason to take it already in addition to helping climate researchers
learn stuff but what about information that you are gathering uh what are some things that you wish
people knew about weather what are some facts to have in your pocket that you're like how
how do more people not know this well i wish most people realized knew that we make weather
predictions based on computer models that solve equations that try to predict how that fluid
that i've been talking about changes in one day or three days or five days i mean i wish people
knew what 30 chance of rain means because most people don't i mean when i ask people they generally
get it wrong so and because of that they often sort of misinterpret that we got the forecast
wrong when in fact they didn't know what 30 chance of rain we do which really is trying to capture
this area notion that there's a 30 chance with certain confidence for a given area of the forecast
and so uh i wish people understood what the hurricane cone really means we saw that recently
with hurricane ian in florida which devastated parts of florida this year in 2022 and there were
people that evacuated from one part of the hurricane cone to another part of the hurricane
cone when in fact you shouldn't evacuate anywhere in the hurricane cone but most people interpret
that cone as meaning oh the storm is going to go down the center of the cone and if it doesn't i'm
good but in fact what that cone means is there's a 67 chance that the center of that storm can be
anywhere in that hurricane cone and so you know there there are just one of the things that i've
learned over the years as a professor at the university of georgia and a scientist at nasa
and a communicator with the weather channel and Forbes the american public generally struggles
with probabilities anything related to uncertainty anything that has more than two processes
happening at the same time uh or anything that they can't simplify to their level not one thing
that i've noticed that as a scientist people will tend to sort of simplify things to what they
to the level of their understanding and at the expense of getting it wrong sometimes
that makes plenty of sense and there is a reason why there are people like you who are very good
at this and then there are people like me who forget to bring a jacket which is like why it's
amazing to interview um can i ask you some questions from our listeners sure happy to do it and
send shout out i hear there's a special question coming yes i'm someone that maybe had me in class
or something i don't know yes not even a question um jessica ventra says i'm too excited to formulate
a question but dr shepherd taught my weather and climate class at uga he was a fabulous professor
i taught high school science for a decade and always recommended his class to my students
and uh jessica says that they still have notes from your class that's so cool no it's really
and you know it's you know she taught high school that long and that means she took me
probably over a decade ago at the university of georgia so shout out to jessica thanks for
taking what i bet was intro to weather and climate 1112 but before we do we like to shower a cause
of the oligous choosing with some monetary thank yous and this week dr marshall shepherd
selected the international nonprofit institute for sustainable communities which supports
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and resilient solutions for those most profoundly impacted by the global climate crisis they also
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all about them at sustain.org that is linked in the show notes and that donation was made
possible by sponsors of the show okay great questions about to rain down on you from patrons
of the show via patreon.com slash oligies now this first one was also asked by patrons maranda
panda slayer derrick alan and britney kaufman we had some great questions from a bunch of
listeners wanted to know sleet hail and gropple what's the difference susan baxter is a first
on quest jescar and said could you tell us about grapple what exactly is it so yeah grapple you know
in store in clouds oftentimes precipitation is forming by ice crystals the rain that falls
in most places in the united states actually started out as a snowflake it just melts and
becomes rain when it gets down below the freezing level but there are oftentimes in clouds where
these ice crystals they bump into some of the liquid water in the clouds and it freezes and it
becomes this little seedling of ice and we call that grapple but in thunderstorms that grapple can
continue to take trips up and down in that big thunderstorm or cumulonimbus cloud and they can
grow and take on layers like an onion if you sliced it and it falls out of the of the thunderstorm
as hail of sleet is actually ice crystals they fall they may melt then they re-freeze as they fall
down to the ground and that's what we get is sleet and then there's another one that i'll add to
our question freezing rain freezing rain the ice crystal starts out as a snowflake in the cloud
it melts when it falls down to the ground but it falls to the ground the temperatures below
freezing and then it freezes on surfaces and that's called freezing rain so the thing that i would
sort of mean that i wouldn't note about this question hail only happens in thunderstorms
so if you see bouncing pieces of ice falling during the winter it's probably sleet because i often
hear people say oh it's hailing outside and i know that's sleet because hail only happens in
thunderstorms so yes sleet is snow that melted and re-froze before hitting the ground hail
happens in thunderstorms grapple is snow coated in ice and freezing rain turns slick upon hitting
a surface there's so much also more about snowfall in the snow hydrology episode which i'm going to
link in the show notes and i hope you listen to it with a warm mug of something because my digits
are frigid just thinking about it i had no idea okay what about humidity tyler nelson
stephanie coombers want to know tyler says is a fall 40 degrees actually colder than a spring
40 degrees because of differences in moisture and stephanie coombes wants to know is there really
a difference in wet versus dry cold or is it all in our heads lauren mascabrota and christy hogger
also desperately needed answers on this yeah so you know i'll flip that a little bit because you
often hear people talk about oh i'm going to vegas it's 110 degrees but it's a dry heat dry heat yeah
yeah but you know 110 degrees is still hot well it's drying up but i think the point there is that
110 degrees with more humidity would be oppressive and so like here in georgia we can get to 90
degrees but our humidity may be quite high such that it feels like it's 110 degrees because of that
extra humidity so yeah there is something to the fact that humidity does add to the
comfort level in terms of temperature um we often use something called the heat index to sort of
talk about what the temperature really feels like when you add in the humidity as well
but a better metric these days is something called the wet bulb globe temperature yeah that's a big
fancy when in the it tries to capture the temperature and humidity but also some other ways that our
body is exchanging heat with the surrounding atmosphere so it's just a better metric to determine
whether our body is going to be sensitive to heat and humidity and that is called the wet bulb
globe temperature which according to weather.gov is a measure of the heat stress in direct sunlight
which is just a dirty little combination of temperature humidity wind speed and the sun
angle plus cloud cover and some wet bulb globe thermometers need to be covered in a moistened
cloth to get good ratings also why does wet bulb globe sound so horny it doesn't help that the
weather reporting service acu-weather has trademarked the term real feel for this measurement
meteorology making wet bulb globes hotter than expected uh so yes some of your listeners are
may not be familiar with the term but it's going to become more broadly used in the future now the
other sort of side of that is something called wind chill when it's cold and windy it makes it
feel colder to us so you know you have to factor in that wind to determine what it actually feels
like to our skin one other thing that might be an interesting tidbit to kind of go along with this
question um when it's very humid outside in fact when the atmosphere is almost near saturation
which means it can't hold any more water vapor oftentimes that's when we feel very uncomfortable
because our bodies produce sweat or perspiration and the function of that perspiration or sweat
is to evaporate because when it evaporates it cools the layer of skin but if the atmosphere is
saturated the evaporation of sweat doesn't happen because that water vapor from the sweat has nowhere
to go the air is full so it can't evaporate so it just stays there a sticky sticky sweat on your on
your body and it doesn't evaporate because when things when evaporation happens it cools things so
when they're forecasting what a wind chill or trying to figure out what exactly wind chill is
i always picture them having like a mannequin with a bunch of sensors out in the wind trying
to figure out how cold the mannequin would be but with a wind chill is that all just done
numerically or how it's done with the forecast okay i mean there are laboratory studies i'm sure
and other things that have been sort of conducted on sort of bodies and how how they respond to
different wind chills or heat and disease or wet bulb globe temperatures but
you know once that's established our weather models predict the temperature in the winds
and then you can determine the wind chill based on your expected wind or or and or temperature
ah okay see this is i'm learning so much already um a ton of people want to know about tornadoes
looking at you patrons francis herce brubaker elisha kelsie simpson leah anderson rebecca
rodarte jonathan mary richard rebecca and fray on behalf of their second grader aldo fray
one-time kansas dweller mary franks and uh sarah montgomery first time question asker says
their understanding is that hurricanes can only rotate in one direction but tornadoes can rotate
in either direction and also like what causes a tornado alley why do some places get tornadoes
and some places don't yeah so hurricanes in the northern hemisphere rotate counterclockwise and
they're much larger storms um than the tornadoes which are much smaller scale storms that tend to
also have counterclockwise rotation as well but there may be some that spin out in the opposite
direction i would highly recommend and i'm it's not because i'm in this series but i am in this
series netflix just dropped a new series called earth storm and there's earth storm hurricane
earth storm tornado i'm in the hurricane episode but in that earth storm tornado episode uh does a
really good job of explaining why for example the united states gets quite a few tornadoes it's
because of our juxtaposition that particularly the great plains of the cold canadian landmass
the rock east to the west and the gulf of mexico uh those three geographic features are sort of very
important in setting up the environment that's conducive for the formation of tornadoes i should
ask though you did mention twister what's the closest you've been to our tornado have you
ever tornado not very close at all i don't i don't i run away from them not to them but they're i
say that because there are certainly we're in this era of storm chasers now because you know
and some storm chasing is very important because you want to get data for science and so forth but
when there's some people that go out there for the thrill or to get pictures to sell to the media
and so forth and more power to them but i am a person that wants to be as far away from a tornado
as possible okay good so you have you ever been in peril from your work um not not directly i mean
i've certainly been in some pretty bad hurricane situations particularly opal is one that comes to
mind or um i don't put myself in that that's not the kind of research or work that i do to go and
put myself in front of a landfall in hurricane or tornado good patrons mark hewlett and alia
meyers asked if he had to storm chase and i hope they sleep better tonight i i was i had a chance to
fly we were doing a submission for nasa when i was a scientist at nasa and the planes were
going to fly into the hurricane to take some data and i think i had an opportunity to do that but
i passed i'm very risk averse i i love it yeah good we need you here so there are certainly
people that do it though i have a theory that they have to put people like on cnn have to be out
in a windbreaker in a storm because you won't know how bad the storm is until you see a windbreaker
flapping around yeah no i think you've got that right actually there are a lot of people that
criticize reporters like my colleague jim cantori at the weather channel like he some people like
why don't you just go inside or what you know look if he's willing to take the risk it is
providing a service because i don't think people have a good sense of how strong winds are and what
a storm surge looks like i'm mike side l my colleague at the weather channel was reporting
recently from florida during hurricane ian and he was in a protected place but you could really
get a sense of the storm surge and how dangerous it was without that without that that journalism i
don't think people wouldn't really have a sense of that and they might be inclined to stay in a
dangerous situation in the future but maybe by seeing that maybe it'll make them make a better
decision down the road yeah it always helps me to realize like oh i i know what wind feels like
and i've never felt wind like that so that's helpful for me at least but yeah when i when i watch
coverage of like out your way earthquake i mean we don't experience really bad earthquake here in
george we do have them or wildfires in the way that you have them out there you know but seeing
them or experiencing them from the lens of the camera gives me an idea that if i did ever live
in that area i'd sort of have a feel of what to do and we're not what not to do yeah i mean 1989
world series anyone and he fails to get dave parker at second base so the oklanes take take
i don't know if you watch the giants in the a's but um we had a giant earthquake in san francisco
as the world series was playing out in the bay area and it was live so a lot of people got to see
you know candlestick park shaking and they're like oh yeah that sucks that's yeah i've seen
i've seen those images for sure um a ton of floridians wrote in of course i feel like people
of florida see the like meteorology and they're like i have questions but um katie collins wants to
know uh floridian here why are hurricanes so hard to track and also a few people mckenzie king wanted
to know is uh hurricane season maybe gonna go longer in the year so yeah some good questions
actually hurricanes aren't that hard to track within about five days they tend to be a little
less easy to track when they're beyond about five days out the 10 day range where we we've had progress
in the over the years is actually our forecast track has been improved steadily over the last
several decades we're never going to be perfect i that's another thing i wanted to mention so i'm
glad you asked this question there is this expectation by the public that we can get it
exactly right we'll never be able to do that whether it's a hurricane track a tornadic storm
or a precipice that's why we give you the forecast as a cone or as a probability because we can't
and we won't ever have the ability to give you a precise answer to is it going to rain in the
backyard near my tomato plant next to the dog bowl we will never be able to give you that
precision of a forecast the atmosphere doesn't behave that way it's a non-linear system that
we're trying to predict with equations we will never have that level of accuracy with weather
forecasting because we're dealing with a fluid on a rotating planet that we're trying to predict
with equations but we're we've reduced the error in track forecast significantly in the three day
four day two day one day out so 50 to 100 nautical miles of error from my panacea was actually pretty
good so in other words we can tell you within a 50 to 100 miles whether hurricane is making
landfall that's about as good as the science allows us to get right now so the track or
location of our hurricane slash typhoon slash cyclone is easier to predict than the intensity
of it and the intensity follows the sapphire simpson hurricane windscale sshws from a ready
starts at tropical depression to a tropical storm to a category one if it reaches 74
mile an hour sustained winds all the way up to a category five which has over 157
mile per hour winds but what about their names why are we calling them names that we would name
our nieces or nephews well in order to not confuse storm systems during world war two
military meteorologists named hurricanes after their partners and love interests and
wives and girlfriends until this wonderful person named roxy bolton in the 70s an ardent
and accomplished feminist icon and activist suggested maybe they should alternate those
with male names although roxy initially suggested that the devastating storms should be named after
senators but the baby name convention stuck and noa keeps these pre-written lists that rotate
every six years until there's a hurricane that's so devastating that they just retire it's jersey
for good like there will never be another hurricane Katrina and yes there has been an
off-sided study that came out in 2014 titled female hurricanes are deadlier than male
hurricanes and it found that because of gender bias folks do not heed warnings when it comes to a
hurricane named after a woman as much as they do one named after man although some people
contested this saying that the data set included hurricanes from 1950 to 1978 when they only used
female names so some people contest it what's my point my point is if a hurricane is coming
please don't fuck around thank you so if you want to win some easy money though you can bet someone
that the first hurricane of 2023 will be named arlene and hope that they don't look at the link
that i'm posting on my website to noa.gov that has all the hurricane names for the next six years
and hopefully they don't listen to that before hurricane season which starts in June
and it lasts longer than Thanksgiving leftovers but there is some evidence because the water
stay warmer longer or perhaps get warmer earlier in the season that the hurricane season might
start to be extended beyond June 1st and November 30th i remember in 2005 we had hurricanes or
tropical systems in the December a few years ago we had a hurricane or tropical storm alex and that
was in january so it's all related to when those waters start becoming warm enough to support a
hurricane you typically want about an 80 degree fahrenheit temperature or so but because of the
climate warming of the ocean we're starting to see warmer oceans that can feed these storms so
a lot of folks spoke to one of the flim flams that you were kind of busting earlier mazy lopez
genskroll alvarez joe savina venjman and devour james hails olivia french andriacade rebecca
davis justine doll cat kessler's husband and freddy b all wanted to know what is a percent chance
really mean and how do you quantify the chance of precipitation it's related to like the data that
comes out of our models and so we look at sort of how much confidence do we have that a certain amount
of rain is going to fall at that location within a given area and so it's it's a probabilistic
forecast so i'll give you a little anecdote example i was up in the north georgia mountains
doing some river tubing with my son uh one day and it started raining and this woman sort of
starts complaining about the meteorology she said there was only a 20 chance of rain today
see those meteorologists are always wrong obviously she didn't know it was a meteorologist i was
floating right now next to her so i'm thinking to myself it wasn't a zero percent chance of rain
we were probably in the 20 percent region that day so i mean that forecast wasn't wrong at all
right 20 percent there was a 20 but there wasn't a zero percent chance that that particular area
would receive rain there was a 20 percent chance so it rained likely in a statistical sense the
80 percent of the area didn't get rained but we were in the 20 percent that did so well nothing
was wrong with that forecast at all so that percentage can mean that 20 percent of the area
will definitely see rain but other meteorologists might use a slightly different formula to determine
the pop or the probability of precipitation which works out to be the confidence of rain
times the area so if there is a 60 confidence that rain will occur over 60 percent of a given
geography then the pop for that day would be 36 percent chance of rain you know what as long as
we're getting formulaic and jargony these next ones are for the real weather geeks one last
listener question i'm going to pick one that i feel like you will appreciate because we don't know
what it means cast see wants to know how do we get the precision of in situ measurements with
a coverage of remote sensing to improve model accuracy and trevor dirney wants to know enso is
highly predictable how far would you say we are away from being able to predict amo at similar
resolution i don't know what any of those mean yeah well enso is just the el nino southern
oscillation cycle and amo is the atlantic multi-decadal oscillation so enso is the like el nino la
niña phase and so there is some level of some predictability of the enso cycle right now for
example we're still in a la niña phase which means the ocean waters in this equatorial pacific or
cooler than normal and that tends to affect weather patterns whereas on warmer than normal
equatorial pacific is the el nino and so the climate prediction center or the european center
they actually can predict the sort of enso phase whether we're el nino and la niña and not as
precisely as we can sort of day to day weather but we can have a sense of whether we're going to be
in a la niña or el nino pattern and that in turn leads to some understanding of what type of weather
we'll see in certain parts of the us so el nino is warmer pacific ocean waters and yes la niña is
cooler and per trevor's question more predictable so scientists are still figuring out the amo
which is the atlantic oceans pattern of warming and cooling that tends to switch about every 70 or
so years perhaps due to the regular ocean conveyor belt currents but scientists think it may also be
affected lately through climate change and trevor durning wanted to know how far away would you
say we are from being able to predict the amo at similar resolution the amo is the sort of larger
long varying cycle in the atmosphere that has been linked to hurricane activity in the atlantic for
example and you know whether we're in a sort of active phase versus a nonactive phase i think our
predictability of that is less clear right now i think one question you mentioned was about qg
theory and something about a skew t chart so that was patron dana warheight's question which read
oh please ask about qt theory and how the skew t is the ultimate atmospheric gauge for what is
happening in the atmosphere at the moment which is a plot that we use to plot soundings which is
when we send weather balloons up they take information about temperature and moisture and wind
and we plot those on a skew t chart and quasi geostrophic theory or qg theory which was mentioned
that's just sort of one of the sort of governing synoptic dynamic theories in atmospheric sciences
that explains many of the motions again it's way too complex to talk about on a podcast so i would
recommend a dynamics class in an intermediology program to get it qg theory because if i start
talking about it your head's gonna explode and your headphones or ear pods are gonna
fly out of your ear right hi i went to the american meteorological society's glossary terms and i
brought this back in my little basket for us so a quasi geostrophic theory is a theory of atmospheric
dynamics that involves the quasi geostrophic approximation and the derivation of the quasi
geotrophic equations what's a quasi geotrophic approximation you're dying to know i'll tell you
it's a form of the primitive equations in which an approximation to the actual winds is selectively
used in the momentum and thermodynamic equations specifically horizontal winds are replaced by
their geostrophic values in the horizontal acceleration terms of the momentum equations
and horizontal advection in the thermodynamic equation is approximated by geostrophic advection
it continues but i blacked out trying to read it so just please respect your weather people
never comment on their outfits on tv they deserve so much better oh it's some good geeky stuff that
we certainly talk about on weather keeks though so yep is there an issue with weather balloons
because of a helium shortage there was yeah we've had periodically we have had some issues with the
national weather service now i think one thing that really helps us out is some we can get some of
the same kind of information uh from satellites these days that we can get from weather balloons
and in some ways the satellites are better because we can get coverage and work consistently and over
many other places with a weather balloon we only have it where we have it and when we launch it
and that's sometimes just twice a day but it's still the satellites don't have the same level of
resolution the satellites are much coarser resolution and what i mean by resolution if
most of you probably have an iphone i'm team android i have a samsung but on our cameras on
our phones a number of megapixels tells us how good the photos are on those phones so the more
megapixels the better the picture so the finer the resolution is of the model or the rather
of the observation the more fine-scale weather we can actually measure so right now you know
when you've got a weather balloon or you've got a temperature measurement from a thermometer or
pressure measurement from a barometer where you're sitting alley that's pretty good resolution a
satellite might be only able to give you a resolution over the square mile of where you're sitting so
it would be a much more blurred coarser measurement i just wanted to tell you that in 1982 a truck
driver named larry walters filled 45 weather balloons with helium and then he tied them to a
lawn chair and flew 16 000 feet over long beach for about 45 minutes just cruising in a lawn chair
covered in balloons and then he took a pellet gun he thought about this ahead of time and he shot the
balloons until he dropped the gun on accident he didn't think about that but he floated back down to
earth he got tangled in some power lines but he climbed down to safety and then he was on some talk
shows but ultimately his life got really sad and he died by his own hand we won't go into it also i
know you don't care but i just figured out that to lift me off the ground it would take 557 party
balloons which would be scary and a waste of helium so i'm good just sobbing to up last two
questions i always ask hardest thing about meteorology it can be annoying it can be difficult it can
be whatever hardest thing about the hardest thing about meteorology is that we're we're
it's fluid dynamics but it's accessible to many in the public so they think it's much more
simple than that it really is the the discipline is from a science standpoint is really just fluid
dynamics a bunch of physics and a bunch of calculus but to the public all they see is
cold fronts on a map or something but a lot went into getting to that point and so that the the
challenge of explaining that complexity to me is very difficult mm-hmm what about your favorite
thing your favorite thing about weather about meteorology what's fascinating i can't help but
when there's a storm you know coming you know if i'm looking at the radar and i see you know i'm
out on my deck or in the front yard as long as i can trying to see what's going on before i have to
get the safety but no i'm still legitimately fascinated by weather so i don't feel like i work
i what i do i'm like i was the former president of the american meteorological society i work for
nasa i get to do basically big science projects we're living now as a scientist and a professor at
the university of georgia i mean i'm i'm still a kid in a candy store i don't dread going to work
this is why i wanted to talk to you you're honestly like the most qualified meteorologist i have
ever seen like your list of awards is bonkers how celebrated you are and clearly you're very
into this and passionate about it because i mean you're just it shows in the work you do in the
outreach you do and um i follow you on twitter and you're a joy to follow on twitter but um
anything else that you want to shout out i know we mentioned weather geeks we'll mention yeah
definitely if you like anything you're a week geek out every week with various weather climate
science experts on the weather geeks podcast by the weather channel check out my forbes articles
follow me on twitter at dr shepherd 2013 i'm on instagram at marsh for fsu i'm on tick
tock at dr shepherd knows so uh that's just a new four eight in the tick tock fairly recently
so still kind of feeling my way around that format but yeah i'm out there i'm i'm not your typical
science as a professor i really like to engage thank you so much for doing this this is a joy
it's been an honor honestly thank you so much for having me out so there you have it you can ask
brilliant distinguished professors sometimes dorky questions because they're just a delugia
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his other passions i'm so excited for him for that if you stick around to the end of the show
you know i tell you a secret and this week's secret is that i watched uh garamot del Toro's
pinocchio on netflix and the entire time i was watching it they have a jiminy cricket character
and he's got kind of a rotund little belly and i just kept thinking man i wonder if he's got a
horsehair worm in there because if you've ever seen a horsehair worm crawl out of a cricket or
a praying mantis's butt wow it puts like pimple videos to shame just google it they put its little
butt in water and then the horsehair worm is like i'm out of here and it is like a mile of worm
but no pinocchio didn't touch on horsehair worms i wish it did um it did make me cry a lot
i cried so much also garamot del Toro at one point on twitter said he would appear on oligies
on an episode about creatures and monsters so he's been a little busy since he tweeted that
two years ago but don't think that it's not on my wish list all right that's enough out of me
go dance around in the rain it's great okay bye
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