Ologies with Alie Ward - Smologies #29: PUMPKINS with Anne Copeland

Episode Date: October 14, 2023

PUMPKIN PUMPKIN! Not only a thing to scream while passing a patch, but also the name of the book by author and human delight Anne Copeland. Yes, she's so charmed by pumpkins that she dedicated a whole book to exploring their folklore, history, planting protocol, care, and cooking. Alie stops by her house in the rural hamlet of Yucaipa, California to chat about everything from creation myths surrounding pumpkins to the secret medicinal properties of pipitas, loving pumpkins (warts and all), and the big flimflam Anne needs the world to know about the pumpkin origin story. Also: who is Jack and why does he have a lantern?Anne Copeland's book "Pumpkin, Pumpkin: Folklore, History, Planting Hints and Good Eating" is available via AmazonFull-length (*not* G-rated) Cucurbitology episode + tons of science linksMore kid-friendly Smologies episodes!Become a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a monthOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, stickers, totes!Follow @Ologies on Twitter and InstagramFollow @AlieWard on Twitter and InstagramSound editing by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media, Steven Ray Morris, and Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio ProductionsSmologies theme song by Harold Malcolm

Oh, hey, it's your friend who's at the mall and texts you photos of jeans that cannot possibly be the new thing. Please tell me how he's sort of a no-pockets isn't a thing. Please, alleyward back with another episode of Ovalogies, we're just leaning into this season. Crunchy leaves, wood smoke, scarves, glowy little lights in the darkness. This episode, pumpkins. Oh, pumpkins, this is an amazing amazing episode and this is also small a G's so small a G's are shorter episodes of classics and this is one of our best but we've edited them down so that there are no swear words and also said

that they're just shorter their class and friendly their kid friendly they're the whole family friendly so enjoy this small a G's version of pumpkins if pumpkins are a person I'd be down to be the roommate. They seem chill, they seem friendly, they seem down for a good time, like they would come in clutch with a pep to uck when you need it. Cucurbitology? Okay, what in the David S pumpkins is this word? David pumpkins? I mean, are we supposed to know who that is? I know you have questions. Okay, I looked it up. Cucurbitology comes from the Latin for gourd. And yes, Cucurbitology looks like cucumbers

because they're related. We're gonna get into that later. But also, I'd like to note that the word pumpkin comes from the French for pom-pom, which came in a winding, viny way from the Greek pepo, which means to be cooked by the sun. Genus and species of most pumpkins, Cucurbita, pepo. A gourd that's be cooked by the sun. Genius and species of most pumpkins, cucarbata, Peppo.

A gourd that's been cooked in the sun. So I was looking for a pumpkin expert, or someone who studies pumpkins, or a pumpkin scholar, but not just the science of pumpkins, but also the emotions and the folklore and the history, and I came across a book entitled, Pumpkin Pumpkin,klore, History, Planning Hints, and Good Eating. By someone who loves pumpkins so much, she studied them intensely

in Rural Hope Book about them. We chatted about what is a pumpkin? How long have we been carving them up? And cooking them down? How many varieties are there? What else are they used for? How do you pick out a good one? What are the biggest mix and the biggest pumpkins? So let alone candle. Enjoy the flickering and cozy wisdom of cucurbitologists and coblins. I'm a senior. I'm going to be 78 November 22nd, which falls on Thanksgiving every so many years, and that's how one of the ways I come to love pumpkins. You must have had a pumpkin pie for your birthday every. Oh, I always had pumpkin pie, pumpkin cake, pumpkin soup, pumpkin.

You name it. And now getting to how to pick a pumpkin. Uh-huh. How do you pick a pumpkin? What are we looking for? It's going to be different. Every single time you go, it's going to be different. The color is going to be different. The shape of the pumpkin is gonna be different. The size of it, whether it has a stem at the top that's long, it's gonna change every year. I mean, it's magic every year. You'll know it when you see it, and it may take a long time to figure it out, but that's half the fun of getting one. So for a decorative pumpkin, use intuition, you can summon your spidey sense, tap into some witches magic, and just get magnetized to the right one. Now, if you're going to eat it, the darker the green stem, and the orange skin, mean it's ready to be

picked, ready to be purchased, and you can hold it up to your ear, and you can thump it, and the louder that hollow echoey sound, the better the pumpkin. Inside note, if you ever need to lovingly threaten someone, say, for venmoing you for enchiladas, when you said they were your treat, or not texting you the second they get home safe, you can always say that you'll thump them on the pumpkin. That's been a word family threat for years and it translates to, I you. How dare you and now what about some varieties of pumpkins? Oh, there are a lot a lot a lot of pumpkin varieties now a pumpkin is not a typical fruit. It's also not a vegetable Oh, it's not a vegetable. It's not a vegetable. It's a fruit? No, well sort of

Pumpkin, believe it or not is a berry. Oh what it's a berry. How why? It's a berry because it said I'm going to be a berry and it's very true. It's a fricking berry y'all. It's a fricking berry and I looked it up and so are cucumbers and avocados are a berry. Bananas are a berry. Eggplants are a berry. These are berries. They are fleshy, seeded fruits. They're formed from a single flower containing one ovary. Boom! Berries. Anne says that the biggest fun slam she's here to debunk. Is that pumpkins are not a vegetable. In her book she calls the pumpkin a botanical platypus. But refer to him as a vegetable, and in her book she calls the pumpkin a botanical platypus. But refer to him as a vegetable, she might thump you on the berry. So yeah, you you have a

lot of fun with pumpkins because there's a lot of really different things about pumpkins. They come in different sizes, shapes, they were grown in Mexico way, way back even before the Incas and so forth. They were grown in China way way back. And what are some of your favorite varieties of pumpkin? I like there's a pumpkin that is green that has stripes and sometimes it has red and green and they're very small. I think they're called cabbasi. Okay, these little pumpkins are Japanese. And if you Google image search cabbaca in Japan, you will find all manner of pumpkins. But to English speakers, cabbasa means a short, squat, squash that you've probably had in Tempura. And you either save it as the last piece you eat, as a treat, or you eat it first. Because life is short,

and someone at the table may say, ooh, can I have some of your tempura? And you want the pumpkin one for yourself. You got to eat it fast. PS Australians call all kinds of squash pumpkins. It's calabesa and Spanish and candied in Mexico for day-to-day the dead festivities, and the British used to call them pumpkins.. Now the smooth doorstep pumpkins for used to in America are Connecticut field pumpkins, and the smaller ones that we make it pies are sweet sugar pies, and there are jaren-dale, blue pumpkins, caster, white pumpkins. Pumpy ones are called peanut. There's long island cheese pumpkins because they look like a cheese wheel.

There are others called white ghost, warty goblins and baby boo essentially just come up with a new pumpkin and give it your cats weirdest nickname. You're good to go. Tell me a little bit more about the history of pumpkin. So South America, right in guys and then at what point did they start growing them in North America and Europe? I mean they're pretty much grown on every continent. All right. Well, they figured that the American Indians were growing them for a while. They just may not have looked like the pumpkins we have today.

They might have looked more like a squash, for example. They might have been smaller. They believed that the seeds were very healthy for you, which they are. So they believed that they would take away like parasites and things like that. So they would eat the seeds and dry them and eat them. Okay, so I know. How ancient are pumpkins?

Did they come from aliens? Probably not. Scientists have found seeds that are over 7,000 years old. I think they originated in Central America as smaller, more bitter little gourds, and indigenous populations all over the continent have for centuries used pumpkins and stews, dried them, they used them in medicine, squash blossoms, which also side note, amazing fried. Thank you very much. Those were used for skin injuries. And from 1836 to the mid-1900s, pumpkin seeds were recognized as a remedy for intestinal infections. And more recent research has been on the

L-tripped a fan in papita seeds, helping with symptoms of depression, which part of that is probably just sitting there cracking them with your teeth. It's so ding-dang fun. Also, according to Kaiser Permanente's website, there have been pumpkin seed medical trials showing promise in reducing kidney stone risk and helping with a parasite that comes from snails. So your glowing porch orb contains a little botanical wizardry. You mentioned earlier that pumpkins are magical. Oh, absolutely. Talk a little bit about how you feel about pumpkins. Yeah, I mean, it's not just the pumpkin itself. It's the whole season that it ushers in. It's all the good things that we know and love, getting together with friends, changing our personality via a costume. Halloween, quick reminder, is the eve of all hollows day

to honor saints, and the tradition of dressing up comes in part to embody the costume that you're wearing, and partly to scare off the demons that are just chilling, waiting to cross the boundary and to death the next day. Now some researchers have found a link between higher caloric intake in the colder months, attributing it to old, kind of hard wiring for storing up on fat before a fast. So Halloween is the time to dress up in order to ward off evil and also to eat all the candy you can

because death looms close. And the fruit trees will be bare in the winter. That makes sense. And now what is some of the folklore surrounding pumpkins? Because I'm thinking like people stepping into pumpkins as carriages, we got a good bod, crane out there. We got all kinds of stuff. Oh, there are, there's myths that involve pumpkins

from other lands where they actually believe that humanity came from a pumpkin. Yes, I did look this up in a 2001 article from the journal Economic Botany catalogs several creation myths from different Asian cultures, most of which involve people surviving a great flood by floating in a hollow pumpkin, or the birthing of a pumpkin. Yowch!

That's cut into many pieces to form people. But historians think that the pumpkin plant didn't even make it Asia until post-Columbian times, but this folklore has been passed down through enough oral and written tradition that it stuck. And here in America there are old stories from southern communities and African-American communities about riding pumpkin vines into new lands since they grow so fast, just like a hoppa pumpkin vine like a bullet train. And also stories about convincing Europeans that pumpkins are donkey eggs. Now moving on to bigger and giant or topics. What about them big old honken pumps? And how do people grow those huge giant pumpkins? Oh, that's quite an

effort. Yeah, they do have seeds for those. However, they don't necessarily grow to be big on their own. You have to kind of baby them along and one of the things a lot of people do is that once the pumpkin starts growing they have to keep it turned and they have to keep it moving so that it doesn't squash its own leaves and everything and prevent it from growing so they have to put something under it. You know, it could be cloth, it could be hay or whatever, but they put something under it. Some of them feed the pumpkins with milk. What? Some, yeah, they do, they do. There's a lot of different ways they can do things. And of course, growing the biggest pumpkin is a longstanding thing that's happened. Oh, and back at back in the early colonial days

when people would get their hair cut, they used to put a pumpkin half a pumpkin on top of their heads and they even named the town pumpkin shy because that's how they would cut their hair. They would just cut it around the pumpkin. Oh my god. Yeah. PS, New Haven in particular was known for this Luke and like Instagram photos of Rose at brunch, it spread quickly and gave New Englanders the nickname Pumpkinheads. Now Boston, hi, hi Boston, you are once known as Pumpkin Shire. So the next time you enjoy some baked beans from bean town to sink, wow, you could be pumpkin munchen instead. So let's say you need a haircut. In several months, so you've decided to grow pumpkin, does and have any tips. First, she says,

have a space about 4 feet wide and 30 or 40 feet long, or you can train your vines to grow in a circle around the rest of the garden. She says plant five or six seeds in each mound, and then when they start to sprout, you got to thin them out and pluck a couple, let only the best to grow. She says it's going to be heartbreaking, but it's worth it. Now her book has more growing tips about hot capping them, coddling them in cold weather, keeping them cozy as they start their journey to pumpkin town. I guess pumpkin shire. They grow into the fall and there's a few types that can even grow into the winter. So yeah, it just depends how they're grown and where they're grown and what they put into it to how they will grow. Do you have a favorite movie involving a pumpkin?

I guess Cinderella, mainly. I think that's everybody's favorite her in that pumpkin. B.B.D. Bob a D.B. Carriage. You know, that's pretty classic. I can't think of any others that I've seen right off of. But that's one I always liked a lot. Okay, P.S. The tale of Cinderella dates back over 2000 years and has taken various forms.

Now the version with the pumpkin carriage was a far from a Walt Disney invention. So don't give him props. That part of the story was whipped up in the 1600s in France. What about pumpkin carving tips? Pumpkin carving tips. I'm not good at carving pumpkins, but I'll tell you why. I have carved a pumpkin or two, but after a while I got to where I didn't really want to carve them. I really wanted to paint them or to do something else with them.

For some reason I just didn't like to cut them up unless I was cooking them. Yeah, so you know, you are not the only cucurbitologist I have heard say that. I understand that there is a movement to cook not carve. Because it's like, you put all this water and resources into this. You're just going to let it rot on the porch? That's true. That's true. Peace.

Tempura, not to be confused with tempera, or acrylic paint works well on pumpkins. And if you're like, why am I seeing so many turquoise colored pumpkins? What's this trend? That is the Teal Pumpkin Project. And on someone's porch it's a sign that there are non-food treats being given out. So if you're kiddo or shamelessly you, trailing your neighborhood as an adult for goodies, is allergic to peanuts or gluten, those houses are like, I got you covered with like a fake tattoo, some silly putty, so keep an eye out for those. Can I ask you questions from listeners? Sure. Okay, okay, real quick. Before we get to Patreon questions, we may have a few words about

some sponsors of the show who make it possible for us to donate each week to a cause of the ologist choosing and this week and shows Schreiner's Hospitals for Children because children and their sense of magic and wonder have a special place in her giant heart. So Schreiner's Hospitals for Children is a network of 22 non-profit medical facilities across North America, so thank you to Ann for choosing them and to some of the sponsors for making it possible. Okay, let's get to your questions. Meg Helly asks, and I think a lot of people probably have the same question,

where did the Jackal lantern originate? The Jackal lantern actually originated a long time ago, and we think back around the windstone hinge and all that was, well, was active. Let me put it that way. They think that it goes back that far and that Jack was like comparable to the devil and he had to be a sort of punished and he had to carry around a light so that people wouldn't be afraid of

him that they would know he was coming. There's Johnny! So it goes back a long way. Again, we only know from things that have been written and we don't know in a lot of cases how truly accurate they are. So I'm doing my best to give a correct answer. Okay, it's also been said that Irish and Scottish kids used to carve their jackal interns out of turn- or puttai tools and let me tell you, they look like tiny baby mummy heads and are so much scarier by so much many multitudes. And in this tale of Jack and the devil, so some versions say that a guy named Jack

tricked the devil and then trapped the devil in the tree. And so the devil could demjack to wander the earth just houffing it around carrying a hot coal in a turn-up. Is that to mimic the devil jack's lantern that he has? Probably and also so that it would light the way for people in the dark, in the winter time. And it wasn't really like Halloween as we know it now. It used to be called Semhane and Semhane was a different, it was connected with Celtic people and so it was a different sort of holiday then. Okay, so quick aside, Samhane also pronounced Sawan is a gaylic festival and it celebrates the Celtic pagan New Year and the end of the harvest season and into the cold times.

And feasts are had, costumes are dawned, berries are appeased, neighbors are shaken down for treats and spirits are invited to come kick it before they cross over. And if you're like, day of the dead, day of the more shows, what in any coincidence it's the same day. That Mexican holiday, honoring and celebrating the gone and not forgotten, used to be celebrated in the beginning of summer. Pre-Spanish colonization, but gradually it got moved to late October to fit in with Western Halloweeny things.

Oh, Naomi Berry wants to know what's to deal with white and pink pumpkins. How do they make them like that? They don't, they don't make them. They cross pollinate them and they grow new varieties when they can. Now, white pumpkins have been something that they wanted to develop for a long time and they finally were able to, they've had red pumpkins, reddish. Let's put it this way. They're more red than they are orange. So if they cross the red with the white chances are they'll get the pink. But the pink is you don't see

many pink. Yeah, it's more rare. So if you get a chance to get a pink pumpkin by all means get one. These by the by are called porcelain doll f1 varieties or rascal f1s and they are light light peachy pink lumpy but hearty with deep ribbing now this next question was also asked by patrons Morgan Ashley Katie-Cost, Sam Taylor, Laura Kinney and Jo Porfino who simply wrote what's with pumpkin guts? Jacob Farmer wants to know why is it sometimes really easy to get the goop out of the inside of the pumpkin and sometimes it's very fun? Because the pumpkin hasn't either fully matured and there are some varieties. Think about making spaghetti noodles.

If you take them out too early, they're really hard to get out of the pan. And they're harder to deal with. If you get them out when they're just right, then they're pretty easy to deal with. So it's possible that the pumpkin isn't fully right. If the skin is really rough and really thick. Sometimes it just doesn't want to go off the seed. That's great advice. I never realized that. Becky Woodruff has a great question. She wants to know what's with those bags of teeny tiny pumpkins in the produce aisle. Are they baby pumpkins? Or does that type naturally grow to that size? I don't want to actually throw a special variety and they grow them that way. They're never going to get big. They're grown to be small like that. And those last pretty much a long time. Yeah. Because they are small. They don't tend to rot. Especially if you don't carve them up. If you're just having them sitting there. Yeah, they're little desk pumpkins. Yeah, they're last. Okay, so I know one of those tiny, tiny pumpkins that Linda from Accounting has on her desk from like

August 31st until December 1st. Okay, they have many names among them. Baby Boo, Bumpkin, Munchkin, Baby Pam, We be little hooligan, mischief, trickster, again, supporting my theory that you can just name a new pumpkin after your cat. Also, you know those weird teeny ones that grow on sticks that are always in the floral department? Those are eggplants, which are berries. Trust no one. Trust no one! Brienne Wharton wants to know why do pumpkins get the weird wart looking thingies? Oh, well, it's partly how they're grown and also the variety. Some pumpkins are going to be very lumpy and bumpy because it's part of their genetic makeup

and others will have a really smooth skin. I like the ones that have little wart thingies on them because they're different, you know, they're their own little characters. And and to me it makes them look more interesting So warts and all you love them warts and all yep Okay, I look this up because Ella Sugarman and Sarah also had questions and pumpkin warts are called great this Warts there's called warts and they can be caused by water imbalances

Viberses and they can be caused by water imbalances, viruses, bugs, or just genetics. But these pumpkins all deserve hugs anyway. Okay, one last question. Pumpkins and gourds, are they different? Or is it all good? Yeah, no, they're very different. Yeah, they're very different. Gords are more closely related to squash,

but they're not even that either. They're their own little thing. And they have a very, very hard shell. And when they are ripe, they're very, very hard. You don't eat gourds, generally speaking. But you can paint on them. You can carve them. You can do all kinds of things like that. So they have their creative side too. And I love gourds. I've seen some absolutely fabulous gourd art carved painted and otherwise. Oh, one more thing about Anne's work. I've literally forgot to ask her what her favorite thing about pumpkins are.

So I sent her a quick email and she wrote right back and said, my favorite thing about pumpkins is that they, like we are, constantly evolve from year to year. They never become boring and each new generation looks forward to them with great anticipation. Woohoo! Thank you from my heart and always. It's been a joy to be here and I wish all the people out there who are getting ready to celebrate the fall, I wish you all a happy autumn and a happy holiday season. And you know what? Do it your way. You have permission to be who you are and who you like to be best. So go out and enjoy Halloween. Yeah. Thank you so much. Okay. Take care.

So ask smart folks questions because chances are what caused them to seek the answer was the exact same curiosity that you got. Now, Ann Copeland's book is delightful as is she. Her book is called Pumpkin Pumpkin, folklore, history, planting hints, and good eating. There's tons of recipes in it. You'll find a link in the show notes and more links as, as always, are up at alleword.com slash allergies slash cucurbitology. Also linked is alleword.com slash smallages, which has dozens more kids safe and shorter episodes you can blaze through. And thank you Mercedes-Mateland, F.Mateland Audio,

and Jared Sleeper of Mind Jam Media for editing those as well as Steven Ray Morris. And since we like to keep things small around here, the rest of the credits are in the show notes. And if you stick around to the end of the episode, I give you some advice. And some advice is if you want to draw on your pumpkin before you carve it, but you don't want to use a sharpie or something permanent in case you change your mind, you know what's

a great idea? Is an eyeliner pencil or a lip liner pencil. So ask someone who wears eyeliner. Hey, can I borrow that? I might use a lot liner pencil. So ask someone who wears eyeliner. Hey, can I borrow that? I might use a lot of it. And then you can just wipe it off if you decide to change your mind in the middle of your carving.

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