Ologies with Alie Ward - Taphology (GRAVESITES) with Robyn S. Lacy
Episode Date: October 27, 2021Bidding farewell to the sweetest and spookiest month, we traipse past graves with archeologist, conservator and Taphologist Robyn Lacy. What’s the difference between a graveyard and a cemetery? Is i...t wrong to picnic in one? And can tombstone scrubbing help the world and soothe your living soul? Plus, font trends on headstones, old-timey gravestone emojis, a coffin-within-a-coffin, the best epitaphs and knowing the difference between slate, marble, and granite monuments. To celebrate Halloween, stop by the cemetery gates to do zinckies with your best ghosties. (That will make sense later.)  Robyn S. Lacy’s website: spadeandthegrave.comFollow her @graveyard_arch on Twitter and InstagramGravestone conservation info: blackcatcemeterypreservation.wordpress.comA donation went to UNICEF Canada's COVID-19 vaccine initiative: https://www.unicef.ca/en/what-we-do/donate-to-coronavirus?fbclid=IwAR2df-h92Svs5lURmjea4qsq-8P6xbeieDajBFbQPfkHvQYjNGHhPzOePJkHalloween Scavenger Hunt info: https://www.talkdeath.com/talkdeath-halloween-cemetery-scavenger-hunt/More links up at alieward.com/ologiesSponsors of Ologies: alieward.com/ologies-sponsorsTranscripts & bleeped episodes at: alieward.com/ologies-extrasBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a month: www.Patreon.com/ologiesOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes and now… MASKS. Hi. Yes. Follow twitter.com/ologies or instagram.com/ologiesFollow twitter.com/AlieWard or instagram.com/AlieWardSound editing by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media & Steven Ray MorrisTranscripts by Emily White of www.thewordary.com/
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Oh, hey, it's those discount Halloween socks that you'll buy November 1st and then wear
all year.
Ally Ward, back with a Spooktober-October finale that's honestly maybe going to give
me nightmares.
I've already had recurring night terrors about gravesites and tombstones and cemeteries
and burial grounds.
Oh, boy, howdy, shiver me timbers.
Now, Halloween doesn't get much more on the nose than this episode.
Will it be Goth?
Will you be surprised?
Will you never think about some things the same forever?
All of those answers during this delightful discourse with anologist who got her bachelor's
in archaeology and a master's in historical archaeology, leading a whole excavation team
for months looking for lost burial grounds from the 1600s.
She also does ongoing research on gravestone symbols and iconography and preserving historical
burial sites.
So this woman digs graves.
Don't have plans for Halloween?
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Okay, topology.
Straight up Greek word here.
Taphos means funeral or grave or tomb.
So let's just get into this wonderful episode in which we discuss traipsing past tombs,
the ethics of headstone cleaning, picnics in the graveyard, poltergeists, goths, the
best epitaphs, coffins and caskets, puritans, witch trials, cemeteries versus graveyards.
Is there a difference?
What is it?
That's why you'll want to spend Halloween font spotting among the dead in an episode
that I'll be honest, kind of fucked me up a little bit in terms of graveyard history,
but I am richer for it with archaeologist, tombstone, conservator, scholar and taphologist
Robin S. Lacey.
Okay, first thing, if you could pronounce your first and last name and your pronouns.
Yeah, Robin Lacey, she, her.
Awesome.
Robin Lacey, do you know that there is a word and it's taphology?
Is the study of graves?
Yes, yeah, I've heard of that one.
You have.
Okay.
Is this a commonly used word or is it pretty obscure?
I see it a lot on like Instagram and stuff.
People will describe themselves as like a taphophile, but I don't see it as much in like archaeology.
I would imagine as an archaeologist, you would be more apt to describe yourself as a taphologist
than a taphophile.
You're not just tripping about a cemetery taking photos, right?
I mean, I feel like that's half of my research is just dumbling around the gravestones.
I would, I would more just describe myself as an archaeologist though.
Right.
Are you a goth?
No.
It's the first time I've straight up asked that question.
No, I'm like the least goth graveyard person, basically.
Do you find that a lot of other archaeologists who work in the burial space, both figuratively
and academically, do they tend to be more of the recreationally spooky or are they history
nerds?
I think definitely both.
Everything we do in archaeology deals with, basically deals with staff, everyone that we
study for the most part, unless you're dealing with the living community, everything that
comes out of the ground is from someone who's already died.
Even if you're doing archaeology and you're not even looking at burials per se, you're
still in some way dealing with that as a theme.
Yeah.
I guess archaeology is like one big estate sale, you know what I mean?
What they do with this?
What kind of a person were they?
What narrative can I try to understand based on these artifacts, right?
Exactly.
How did you end up in this space?
Are you from the eastern seaboard?
Did you grow up around spooky cemeteries?
I'm from Halifax, Nova Scotia originally, but I grew up in BC.
I wouldn't say I grew up in cemeteries, but during family trips and stuff, my family would
always go to historic sites.
If there was someone really interesting buried or somewhere, or people told us that the monuments
in a specific graveyard were very impressive, we would go look at them.
It's definitely something I was comfortable going to and being interested in.
Initially, I wanted to do either maritime archaeology, which I know you talked about
on the show before, or archaeology in Mesoamerica.
I did a field school in my undergraduate degree through the University of Liverpool.
We were doing surveys of graveyards in Ireland.
It was rainy and cold, and I sat down, and we started recording everybody's names on
the stone, what styles, headstones they were, and I was just like, well, I think this is
where I'm going to be for the rest of my life.
I asked Robin if she ever listened to the Smith's Cemetery Gates on repeat.
So we go inside and we greatly read the stones, all those people, all those lives, where are
they now?
But with a love and hate and passions just like mine, they were born and then they lived
and then they died, seems so unfair, I want to cry.
She was like, no, and I can't blame her.
I listened to Morrissey before he crumbled before our very eyes like ancient marble.
So being 16, watching her crush smoke cloves and complain about his dad in a cemetery was
not something that we had in common.
That's fine.
There was a lot of recreational graveyard hanging in my own particular youth, but straight
off the gate, as someone who studies burial grounds, cemeteries, graveyards, are they
a good place to picnic or is that very rude?
It definitely depends on the site.
I know that some larger sites like Mount Auburn and Cambridge don't let people do that just
because it is such a significant historic site and like you wouldn't go sit and have
a picnic in downtown Boston.
Other like rural sites, if you're going there to visit family members, I think definitely
you can have a picnic in a cemetery.
I've done that when we're doing field work in graveyards, you're just going to eat your
lunch there.
In the Victorian period, they would have, they would go and have picnics and go for
walks and graveyards very regularly.
So kind of doing it now is almost keeping in that tradition.
OK, that makes me feel a little better because out here in LA, we have the Hollywood Forever
Cemetery, which is like a straight up nightlife venue.
Like I saw a concert there a few weeks ago.
They have screenings.
And so right, but it seems like there's different schools of thoughts in terms of, hey, everyone
buried here would have wanted to go to a party.
So why not have a party?
And this is very, very sacred, hollowed ground.
But how does it differ in different cultures, different parts of the world, how we dispose
of bodies?
Is it a very Western thing to bury your whole skeleton and have like a plot of land or is
that pretty worldwide?
I mean, definitely everybody around the world has different burial customs and funerary
customs and even ideas about what dying is and how it takes place when death happens.
But it's definitely a very like North American idea that when you buy a plot of land and bury
an entire body in it, that that is something that you own for all of eternity.
Basically, we have so much space in North America and this idea of burial and perpetuity
and like your final resting place is sort of ingrained into how we see a funeral and
how we see a burial space.
But if you go to like Luxembourg or places in Europe that don't have as much space, the
burial space for the body itself is something that's temporary and after not too many years,
like a decade or so or 20, 30 years, they'll ask the family if they want to renew basically
a lease on that burial space.
And often the families don't want to anymore.
So like once the body's decomposed, they cremate them and then the remains are put in a sort
of like a mass burial space for cremated remains.
Oh, I didn't know that that makes a lot of sense, though.
It always seemed a little odd that we're like, this is my plot of land.
Because if everyone did that for the last several million years, there wouldn't be any
space that wasn't a graveyard, it seems.
Exactly.
I mean, I feel like a lot of Europe, there isn't a lot of space, it's not a graveyard.
But yeah, it's very like a North American idea that that's a space you get to own or
your corpse gets to own for hundreds of years after you're no longer there.
And what's the difference between a graveyard and a cemetery and a burial ground?
Walk me through, literally, traipse me through some of these different plots.
Yeah, so the terminology is like in some ways interchangeable, depending on like what
country you're in.
But in my research, a burial ground is a space.
Like that term could be used interchangeably.
Like in 17th century New England, which is one of my study areas, a burial ground, that
term was used by Puritan settlers specifically to mean an unconsecrated space for burial
because that was something that they did.
But if it's a space for graves that is around a church, that would be the church
yard, also the graveyard, graveyards can also be not attached to the church, but still
directly associated with the church, whereas burial grounds and cemeteries are often like
municipally owned, but not always.
It's all murky, but cemeteries as a term is really interesting because a cemetery is sort
of comes from this like rural garden, burial space aesthetic, the rural garden cemetery
movement.
And that didn't come to North America until 1831 when Mount Auburn was constructed in
Cambridge.
So anything older than that is technically not a cemetery in North America.
Oh, fun fact.
I am sitting between Cambridge and Watertown outside of Boston.
I just looked it up and I'm one mile away from Mount Auburn cemetery.
And it's dark out and I'm not wearing pants and the cemetery is closed.
I'm in a hotel recording this right now.
I leave Boston tomorrow and I'm a mile away from Mount Auburn cemetery.
There's 5,000 trees there and 10 miles of winding roads and birdwatching.
From what I gather, it is like the Disneyland of old cool cemeteries.
Even the word cemetery was a rebrand in this era, and it means a sleeping place in
Greek. Nice.
What happened in the 1830s where suddenly there was this shift was where there
are like some bros that were like, we're here to disrupt the graveyard industry.
I feel like probably, yes, you hear about like the changing like ideas of death
in America and in Canada as well.
It was a lot of people being kind of freaked out about bodies after a while.
Whereas you used to be buried a little bit closer to the areas that you were
like living in when those spaces got full.
People got a little bit freaked out when they could smell the bodies.
Sometimes these burial grounds and there were some in New York like this that
got so overcrowded that you could smell the decomposition.
And when people started getting sick, they were worried it was from with air quotes,
the miasma coming from the bodies.
So they were like, there is no more bodies allowed to be buried inside of
New York City, let's move the graves.
So, yeah, it was like this movement to sort of pastoralize, I guess,
the graveyards by making these more open, like beautiful, airy spaces.
But at the same time, it came a little bit from people being scared of bodies.
Oh, wow.
So it was a little bit of a column A, column B, like we just are honoring you.
Please turn into liquid and fungus elsewhere.
Absolutely.
Makes sense.
OK, so you're getting your PhD right now.
How did you narrow down your studies?
With great difficulty, I have to say.
So I did my master's at the same school that I'm at right now,
Memorial University of Newfoundland and Labrador.
And for my master's, I was looking at sort of 17th century burial
landscape development as usually the short form of saying it,
which is like how burial spaces were organized in communities
and then how that related to other communities.
And if you can take that information and see if there were overarching trends,
like did everyone in the 17th century put all of their bodies in the center of town?
And for my PhD, I was like, what were other countries doing in North America at the time?
I'd only really looked at British sites at that point.
But then also I was really interested in sort of looking at ways that these
burial spaces that were established through colonialism, how you could see
bodies represented in them that weren't just of white settlers, because that's
sort of the narrative that we get fed that all the settlers were white,
which they clearly weren't.
And a lot of them were there against their will and being buried in spaces
that weren't traditional to them and how visible that is or not visible.
Right. What kinds of facts and history and narratives have you been learning about doing that?
I've been doing a lot of reading on the African burial ground in New York City
and the community archaeology that was sounded like a little mismanage at the beginning.
And then they brought in a lot of community partners to make it the National Park site that it is today.
OK, this information is going to be rough, but it's terrible that more people don't know this.
So 30 feet below Broadway in Manhattan, excavations uncovered a six-acre burial
plot with, according to the National Park Service, 15,000 intact skeletal
remains of enslaved and free Africans who lived and worked in Colonial New York,
dating from the 1630s to 1795.
So in 1993, the remains were sent to Howard University in Washington,
DC to be examined by archaeology teams.
And in 2003, they were reinterred in Manhattan in what was called
a ceremonial cradle moving event.
So the discovery rocked a lot of historical assumptions
and it's caused historians to rethink their understanding of enslavement in the area.
So it's a reminder of just how much history is covered up and buried in many cases, quite literally.
And so far, it's been quite difficult to find any evidence from the 17th century,
which is the time period I'm really interested in looking at showing
black or indigenous people being buried in these spaces, because a lot of times
they didn't get grave markers or they weren't the ones writing the records.
So they're not the records we have.
Yeah, how far back do a lot of records go?
How were they even kept?
Are there books that have survived in either municipal records
or in churchyard records?
Yeah, so there there definitely are books.
It helps if people were wealthy and have the money to record things properly.
Like there's a book that Samuel de Champlain wrote about his trip to
Central America, which is called, I think, Voyages.
So for those not well versed in their French colonists, Samuel de Champlain
was a French colonist.
There you go.
So he sailed across the Atlantic over 20 times and founded Quebec.
He was like, well, sure, it's very cold.
And from that, we have maps of Quebec City and we have maps of an island
called St. Croix from like 1613.
So we know exactly where on that island in particular, they had a graveyard
and they had a church, which is amazing.
And for other sites that I've worked on, we have no records at all
from the time period talking about that kind of thing.
And yeah, stuff survived well enough in perfect circumstances.
And or if the people were really important, it's often a good example
of things that will have been kept from the 17th century,
because that's 400 years ago by this point.
And one of my favorite documents is the diary of Samuel Seawall,
who he was a judge and he was a participant in the witch trials as well.
But he kept the diary from it's on my desk from 1674 to 1729.
And he wrote about like all the funerals he attended,
which was like all of them, apparently, because there's hundreds of records in there.
It's amazing. Wow.
What were the funerals like back then?
Well, Seawall was a Puritan, very, very Puritan judge person.
So he writes not too much detail.
They didn't really have too much like pomp and ceremony in the earlier 17th century
with that religion, so they would be like church bells, maybe people would
like not even say a prayer over the coffin.
And then that started to change.
And you can tell in his writings that he doesn't like that very much.
And he'll be like talking about a coffin going in the ground or to be like,
that one had a cross on it.
And I've never seen that before.
Wow. It's really funny.
OK, so I found a passage of this hoping for some Darwin level emo laments,
but rather it's stuff like October 11th, 1692,
went to the funeral of Mrs.
Sarah Oliver Widow, age 72 years, buried in the new burying place,
a very good, modest, humble, plain, liberal matron, scarves and gloves.
So I guess it was early October, just under the falling golden leaves of a graveyard.
And you know, he wanted to write like, holy shit, it's pumpkin weather, y'all.
But he was like scarves and gloves. Keep it low key. Come on.
When did coffins and caskets get more and more elaborate?
That's not something that I study like specifically.
I'm more of a landscape above the surface in that respect.
But there are a lot of really interesting examples going back to like the 16th century of coffins.
There's 17th century lead coffins that exist.
I know in the 19th century, they started standardizing like coffin hardware,
like the handles and the little like filigrees you could nail on the top to decorate it.
There would be catalogs of them.
So it definitely went from a period where not everyone could afford one
or there would even be a communal coffin that would open up and put a person in the grave.
And then they'd take this like door coffin.
Wow. Yeah.
Those there is like a parish coffin.
It was amazing. You could borrow it.
But like as the 17th and 18th century happens,
it became something that was more affordable for everyone.
So you start seeing a lot more like simple coffins or just like ornate coffins
that have these objects on the outside that are like mass produced, basically.
OK, so some fun trivia.
Caskets are four sided and square.
Think of like a banana loaf and coffins are hexagonal
and they fit your shoulders and then they taper at the feet and they look like scary.
So why the trend hopping?
Well, the violence and all the bloodshed of the civil war
changed the way that the funeral businesses sold their goods.
So embalming took off because soldiers bodies needed to last the trip back home.
And coffins were deemed kind of creepily body shaped.
Suddenly, people wanted death to seem a little bit less deathy.
Speaking of horrors, how old were you when you saw poltergeist?
I have never seen poltergeist.
What? How is that possible?
I know, I don't like horror movies.
I'm a very, I think, odd person who studies.
I mean, do you know what it's about?
A poltergeist. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, Robin.
It's about a family in the suburbs who buys a house
and then they find out that they didn't properly move the graveyard.
Hence, they get poltergusted hardcore.
Excellent. Like how much of your work deals with moving gravestones
or moving cemeteries?
How often do they just move the gravestones and not the bodies?
A lot of the time.
Yeah, a lot of the time, if you weren't wealthy,
your grave just stayed right there and they would just put some more dirt
on top of it to sort of level out the divots in the ground.
You often, when you see records saying that they moved a graveyard,
they just move the headstones. Oh, my God.
OK, so that was from the film Poltergeist co-written by Steven Spielberg.
And yes, a tiny spoiler, but you all have had 30 years
to catch this flick, OK?
So see it at your own risk.
It's the worst. It's so scary.
Also, they used real human skeletons in it,
which the actors who were working with the skeletons didn't know until after.
So zero out of 10 do not like or support that practice.
But yes, gravestones way easier to move than graves.
No spoilers there.
I mean, because most of the time.
So does that mean in certain parts of the world,
particularly this newly colonized continent we call Merica,
that as they were moving westward and maybe cities were getting more congested,
they just built right on fricking top of stuff?
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Do archaeologists ever.
Are they ever called to construction sites is like a big oopsie?
Definitely a lot of bodies down here.
Yeah, so like in commercial archaeology,
if if there's a body found, we would get called for sure.
That's not what the construction people want to hear.
So there's sometimes you get stories of people like sort of cutting
straight through graves, which is really unfortunate.
But typically, like if a skull were to come out of a little bank
of a ditch, someone was digging with an excavator, everything would stop.
The police would be called first is usually what happens to make sure it's not a homicide.
And if it's deemed to be archaeological, then the archaeologists would be called in
and we would excavate out and make sure everybody was out of there
before any more construction happened.
Wow, if whoever's running that excavator, I hope they, I don't know,
burn some incense, get a lucky crystal.
Just be like, no, no.
Did everybody know that underneath Washington Square Park
in Manhattan are 20,000 unmoved bodies from what was once a potter's field
or a graveyard for the impoverished?
Nobody told me that.
Nobody said anything.
People are just like, we've got the best bagels.
And no one can say shit about it because there are bodies under our feet
in like every city and it's just staggering.
And I guess there's nothing anyone can do.
But I hope that those people turned into fungus and worms and frogs and leaves
and that their bones don't mind being underneath all those sex in the city shoots.
And New Yorkers being like, hey, I'm walking on your graves over here.
I'm from the West Coast.
So when I went back east, or if I've ever been to older cities
where there are gravestones that are tilted and covered in moss,
the one thing that really spooked me was this coffin sized depression
in the ground that I feel like I didn't see so much on the West Coast.
Is that just the wooden box collapsing on itself?
Is that what's going on?
Yeah, there'd be a number of things.
The coffin falling in on itself definitely would cause some of the ground to slump down.
A lot of it also could be from when they dug the grave air gets mixed into the dirt.
And when you put it back in the hole, as it sort of settles,
it can definitely depress because you can never get quite all of it back in there.
In more modern cemeteries, we don't see that same type of depression
because there's all these rules about having concrete lined grave shaft,
which is basically a vault underground.
And its purpose is nothing to do with the burial itself.
It is literally so that we don't get drivets in the grass
so that lawnmowers can have an easier time.
Oh, my gosh, I didn't know burial vaults were even a thing.
So they put your casket in a concrete casket
so that your casket doesn't leave a casket shaped depression.
Just double bagging your actual ass right into heaven.
You know, how have gravestones changed over the last several hundred years?
I'm sure lawnmowers and John Deere mower tractors
have changed the way that we mark our graves, right?
They definitely have.
They don't have old stones at all.
So in the 17th century, in like North American settlements
and the oldest settlements in North America from the British
were like Jamestown and Plymouth.
And then in Canada, we have Cupid's Plantation,
which was 1610 and Farreland from 1621.
And we see at Farreland examples of the oldest British gravestones
in North America, which were carved in the 1620s on site from local slate.
And they sort of reflect the style that was really common at the period in the UK,
which is sort of like a curved top and like all capital letters.
And then as you go through the 17th century into the 18th century,
you see a lot of mortality symbols they're called,
which is like the skull with the wings and the hourglass and that kind of imagery
that sort of really projects this idea of like your mortality to you,
which is exactly their point.
They're supposed to remind the viewer who's standing in front of the grave
that the person below them is dead and that they're going to die too.
And sometimes they literally say that on them.
Very helpful. I mean, you know, live for today.
I guess it's saying like, get in a clear, you know,
tell the neighbor you're in love with them, whatever.
There's really famous epitaphs that are have lines like,
as I am now, so shall you be kind of thing,
which are nice and spooky for spooky season.
But then it's sort of, it's called like the softening of the ideas of death.
So you see these like the skulls become sort of like cherubs.
And sometimes they're like pictures of the deceased themselves
kind of represented with wings.
And that's what's to be like the soul going to heaven.
And you get like more plant life on there and basically less,
less morbid pictures.
And then in the 19th century, there's like willow trees and urns
and the sort of romanticizing.
I'm always so curious.
How long ago in Europe did they start using tombstones?
So I can really only answer this for the UK and Ireland.
But the use of grave markers definitely goes back.
I mean, what we think of as a gravestone today probably came around
in like the 16th and 17th century, and it could have been earlier,
but we don't really have too much evidence from before the Reformation
when it changed from the Catholic to the Anglican church
and lots of stuff was wrecked.
Basically, the monasteries were all shut and smashed up.
A lot of monuments were defaced and destroyed.
So there is the idea that there could be older traditions
of like what we expect to be a gravestone.
But before that, there were like they're called effigies,
like a big carving of a person laying on the ground, a big slab.
The date to the medieval period called ledgers that still exist today
and like larger monuments and crosses and like gesturing as a shape of it,
like a big mound burial and stuff.
So it's definitely a tradition marking where and in every country,
marking where a grave is is often quite common.
But what we think of as a gravestone today is sort of like a 16th, 17th century thing.
And of course, this varies according to era and religious rights
and even soil temperature and composition.
And some religious practices like Judaism traditionally
call for a simple wooden coffin or casket.
Other rights for go the box and just go for a shroud.
In some Islamic burials, the grave site is traditionally marked
for the border so as to protect it from any foot tread.
And then unlike historical Islamic and Jewish death rituals,
Hinduism typically involves cremation, although some sex favor burial
and sometimes sitting upright in a meditation pose, which I'll be honest.
I think that's kind of a neat way to do it.
Nobody asked me, though.
But this is all, of course, incredibly general.
But my point is death care varies by region and by history and by culture.
And the more we appreciate the meaning and the intention behind the customs,
maybe the more we'll just appreciate being on the flip side of the grass.
As my dad says, just where we are today, just still living and breathing,
making the most of things, telling people that we love that we love them.
Now, before I start crying too much, let's change the topic to typology.
Were there specific fonts that were just used or reserved for tombstones?
Or was it really standard back in the day?
I don't think any were reserved for the gravestones themselves,
but there were booklets that gravestone carvers use to be like,
these are the scripts that I can do kind of thing.
And once they started printing stuff like that,
they were getting a little bit more standardized
than in what you would see on the gravestone.
Like when you see a script with serif on it,
the way that they would carve these letters was a little bit similar
to the way that you would expect them to be written.
So my wonderful friend, Colin Perry of the Phanatology episode
about death and dying also studied typography.
And she created her own font called Mausoleum.
And she sells pens that say, in that font, I don't have time for bullshit,
because really none of us do.
So Cole echoes her love of cemeteries.
And she told me in her text that when people visit a cemetery,
they often feel more present and thoughtful about life.
So stroll through one and listen to a bird and enjoy the breeze
or get nerdy about sans serif lettering.
And if you want to fall headfirst into a postmortem font hole,
check out monument lettering center dot com,
which studies and preserves monument typography.
So many typefaces.
It's a wealth of information on how type and lettering has evolved
as our topology has also real sad
that there's a cool cemetery a mile away from here now.
And, you know, when, let's say colonizers go into a new place,
are they doing anything in terms of indigenous burial grounds or practices?
Any adoptions of it?
Any kind of respectful hands off?
Has your work uncovered anything about that intersection
of colonists and indigenous burials?
Um, I wouldn't say they were very respectful.
Yeah, that was going to be my guess.
Yeah.
Um, so a lot of the time there'd be like missionaries
going in and sort of trying to eradicate a lot of indigenous traditions.
In Labrador, the Moravian missionaries
arrived in the 17th and 18th century, I believe.
And they were sort of changing a lot of burial practices.
And I don't believe they were adopting any of the indigenous practices themselves.
There's a mission, a Jesuit mission near Quebec City
that was established specifically to Christianize the indigenous people.
And they had within the Palisade of their site,
a burial ground for converted indigenous people,
which is something I'm going to be looking at in more detail,
because that's a space that was separating them in depth
and sort of like marking it, marking these people
that that wasn't their burial tradition as as a separate group.
Now, whether or not that's something they wanted.
How is the technology community?
Do you share resources or do you take rubbings?
Do you take extensive photos?
Are there databases where someone's looking for,
hey, I'm looking to find out a little bit more about this person
or this site where you share information?
Cemetery Twitter, as we call it, is a really great community.
I was like, one thing that COVID has been good for
and the internet has been good for overall is networking online.
Like a lot of people that study graveyard stuff
aren't anywhere near me.
So being able to connect with them over over the internet has been great.
So like people will be like, oh, I'm looking for other examples
of this type of gravestone.
But there's also databases like Find a Grave and Billion Graves
that are all online.
And those are sort of like community driven uploading.
But we don't take rubbings.
Rubbings are very bad for the conservation of historic stones.
Oh, tell me more about I had no idea.
Yeah, so it used to be super common.
It was like something that people did all the time.
But after a while, when you push on the stone that much,
it is actually physically wearing away pieces of the stone,
especially when it's something really soft and a couple hundred years old,
like a marble or a limestone or a sandstone.
There is an example in Sleepy Hollow, New York,
at the Old Dutch Reform Church, I think it's called.
The Grave of Catarina van Tethels,
who was possibly the inspiration for the character in the Sleepy Hollow book.
Her grave used to be pretty legible.
It's sandstone.
So people would go because it's possibly like this literary connection
and take rubbings of it and the state of the gravestone.
If you look it up now, it is almost completely legible,
literally just from rubbings, which is really unfortunate.
I had no idea.
Yeah, so I always encourage people to like understand
that pushing on it can do damage.
And that's something we want to avoid,
like going forward as a graveyard community.
Now, I have done or I had a rubbing done
of an ancestor's gravestone that was hard to find for my dad.
Do family members ever do like a one off?
Is it kind of is it discouraged for really noteworthy
touristy type of attractions?
Or if you've got one of like a family member, is that OK?
It's OK if you already have it, of course,
but I wouldn't recommend like going forward.
But people do that for any gravestones.
Some stones will weather much better than other ones.
Like if the gravestone is granite, it's not going to be too much of an issue.
But it's more for like these old historic ones.
Pushing on marble headstones too hard can break them in half, unfortunately.
So doing a rubbing on it can do some significant damage,
which that's because they look really cool.
Right. Well, OK, in old cemeteries,
how come a lot of the gravestones are
like crooked teeth going every which way?
Are they sinking into the ground?
Are raccoons vandalizing them?
What's happening?
It would be much cuter if it was a raccoon.
I would love that.
So some of them are literally sinking straight down.
Some are because the coffin has collapsed
or because the body has decomposed.
The ground shifts, they start falling over.
A lot of it depends on the style of gravestone as well.
There were these older styles that went, they were quite long.
Like what you see on the surface goes down into the ground, like two feet.
I find those ones to hold up a lot better, actually.
And more modern styles will be like stuck in sort of a key, we call it.
Like they go in a couple inches and it's just this little base.
And those are often set on big blocks of concrete.
Underground and the problem with that is it's so heavy.
The dirt underneath it isn't going to support it forever.
And then that starts to sink and then the whole stone goes down.
And then people like me have to come in and dig a gigantic
lot of concrete out of the ground and replace it with something
that's actually going to hold the gravestone up for more than like 50 years.
Oh, wow. Yeah.
Have you ever been in a cemetery or graveyard doing work?
And just been at all overwhelmed by mortality or by history
or by a particular person's story.
Does the work ever get to you on a personal level?
Definitely sometimes.
The first excavation I was involved with where we were
exhuming human remains because there was a development going in.
I had a dream that night about the skull that I had exhumed that day.
And that would took a minute to like consider and stop and remember
that these are people and they have ancestors in the area, probably.
And that's like something you need to be really aware of
when you're working with burials, for sure.
Have you ever gotten creeped out at all?
Or is it just purely science and history for you?
Are you able to to walk through a cemetery after dark and be like,
it's just a place?
I feel like it's just a place because it's something that like
everybody is going to end up in a place like this.
So to me, it feels like a really natural place to go hang out, I guess.
But I probably wouldn't walk through it after dark because I'm definitely a whim.
Right. Yeah. Same.
Do you think you're going to be buried in a cemetery or do you want to be
ashes that get launched into space?
What's your plan?
My plan, I remember hearing in elementary school,
which really just tells you that this is exactly what kind of job I needed to be doing.
Someone said that your ashes could be put in a concrete block
and it could be put in the ocean to help grow coral reefs.
And I thought that was the coolest idea ever.
And I was like, I want to be in like a blue orb in the ocean.
So I probably want to be cremated and I keep telling my husband,
I want to be cremated in an open air pyre on a beach.
But that is not legal.
So I guess that's not going to happen.
But there is a process called aquamation or alkaline hydrolysis,
which is also known as water cremation,
which is a little more environmentally friendly than fire cremation.
And it is legal in a couple provinces and a couple of states now.
So I think like that's probably the route I would want to go.
OK, I discussed this in the Thanatology episode,
but the TLDR short version, too long didn't read, of alkaline hydrolysis is
a metal cylindrical chamber is sloshing full of warm water
and alkaline lie and you you're in there, too.
And then you kind of dissolve into a syrupy liquid
and then you get flushed down the sewer system,
which is the same place your blood goes if you get embalmed.
No biggie, same place your burrito goes five minutes ago.
It was part of your body. It's not a big deal.
So after hydrolysis, some of your bones, though, might remain in the chamber
and then those are ground up into dust.
So think of it as kind of like a final warm bath
as you tuck into your eternal bedtime.
Maybe grow some sea polyps on yourself after.
I don't know. It's your life. And by life, I mean death.
If you had a concrete block in the ocean,
would you want it etched with like your name and like a pithy epitaph?
I hadn't actually thought about that, but I feel like that would be an awesome idea.
Yeah, I mean, just in case anyone ever for some reason is studying coral
and they're like, oh, my God, this is Robin Lacy's.
Yeah, growing in my name is awesome.
How do you feel around Halloween when people set up prop graveyards on their lawns?
Does it ever make you do double takes?
Like, oh, what's that cemetery?
And then you're like, oh, man, that's just the Robertson's front lawn.
I mean, I love it, but I'll definitely be the person walking around being like,
that's not accurate.
What kind of what is it?
What's a Halloween amateur our mistake
when we're putting up fake graveyard?
Well, just like when it says like just RIP across the stone or something,
I'll be like, that would just be in the top.
We're like, that would be only on the bottom.
And I've actually seen very few gravestones that actually have RIP on them.
Really? I'm like, it should say the other thing.
What are some things that you've seen in historical,
maybe a little bit creepy tombstones?
Anything that says like here lies the body of or like beneath the stone lies,
the mortal remains, anyone's like that are my favorite.
Yeah, that's already that's pretty dark and spooky.
That immediately makes me think of a corpse for sure.
But in the respectful way, is there a graveyard that you really,
really want to go to that's on your own bucket list?
Oh, yes, I would love to go.
I'm going to butcher the name because I don't know any French at all.
I'm a terrible Canadian.
Pierre Lachaise, I think.
Pierre Lachaise. OK.
Something like that. Pierre Lachaise.
It's in Paris and it is technically the first garden cemetery
in the world and it's supposed to be amazing.
Lots of important people are buried there,
but it's like the start of the rural cemetery movement globally.
So it'd be really exciting to see that one for sure.
Got to go there.
Can I ask you questions from listeners? Absolutely.
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OK, let's dig deep.
Let's dish the dirt as we answer your pathological questions.
OK, Paul Smith wants to know what's the funniest epitaph you've ever seen?
Have you ever seen one that made you chuckle?
I didn't see it in person.
I read it in a book and I wish I had a copy of it exactly here.
I can try and remember the whole thing.
It was a joke about these these gravestones.
It would be like basically being kind of pompous about the burial space.
And there was one that was like.
Oh, I remember the whole thing.
Here lie I by the chancellor here lie I because I'm poor.
The further in the more you pay, but here lie I is warm as day.
Oh, nice.
That's a that's a really beautifully thought out.
Fuck you to classism.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Yeah, like a postmortem treatise on the ills of classism.
And death is is the great equalizer.
Death is real.
So some patrons had durability questions, including Megan MacLean,
Margaret E.
Bacher, Rene, Carol Wolfram, Olivia Flick, Asia Yeager,
Lungox, Grace Robichaux, Mary Libby, and Megan Stinkle wants to know
what kinds of stones are air quotes best for longevity of a gravestone?
Definitely granite, which is like the most common thing you see in North America today.
It weather is very slowly.
That's what the Egyptians use for a lot of statues.
They look great. Your gravestone will look great, too.
I also really like Welsh slate.
It is a very durable material and it's very clean looking.
I don't like all the speckles in granite sometimes.
The Welsh slate is is also really good.
Well, good to know.
I love that you're just like, here's the answer.
You I've thought about that one.
Heathcliff, the cat wrote in to say history of zincies.
When did zinc headstones first become popular and how prevalent are they today?
Do people still use them?
Hmm. I don't actually know when they started being used specifically.
I know it was in the 19th century and they were mostly made on the eastern board.
OK, I looked up and yes, you can still spot zinc tombstones
by this really characteristic bluish white color,
kind of like the light sapphire tones of a glacier.
Think of that.
And according to the tomb tome, a better place, death and burial in 19th century
Ontario by Susan Smart, the main zinc headstone producer in North America
was monumental bronze company of Bridgeport, Connecticut.
Shout out to I guess Bridgeport, Connecticut.
And that company opened up in 1874.
They had a secondary factory in St.
Thomas, Ontario, which is near London, Ontario for a while.
They were moderately popular.
You do see one or two in graveyards, sometimes a couple more than that.
But like, I can think of one in all of St.
John's, Newfoundland, where I live.
So they were like things that happened, but they aren't the most prevalent
type of gravestone from that period.
But they do hold up beautifully.
They're they just look stunning.
Do you call them zincies or is that just a Heathcliff the cat?
No, people, I don't call them that because I think it sounds funny.
But that's like one of the nicknames for it.
They're like zinc is the material they're made of.
But historically, they were called white bronze because they were trying
to make them sound very like high class and fancy, but they are made of zinc.
That's where zincies come from.
Oh, I think it's I think it sounds kind of cute.
It also sounds like a party drug.
I'm not going to I'm not going to lie to you.
Does a little bit. Yeah.
Like, dude, he was rolling on zincies.
And anyway, Emma Fitzpatrick, I thought this was an awesome question.
So awesome.
It was on a lot of minds, such as Earl of Gremelkin,
Liana Schuster, Jessica Ward, Polly Roberts, first time question
asked for Lydia, Katie Coast, Hannah Dent, Rachel Kasha and Casey Kenton,
many of whom wanted to know about grave makeovers, or they were referencing
someone on TikTok named Lady Taffos.
So yes, Emma Fitzpatrick asked, have you seen the gravestone
cleaning TikToks? If so, how do you feel about them?
I've heard people say they're bad because of chemicals and increased
weathering, but what's the truth?
So I actually recently gave a conference paper about the gravestone
cleaning TikToks.
You came to the right person.
So the lot of people that are doing it are doing it correctly.
They're using what looks like a chemical, a non ionic biological solution.
The main one in North America is called D2 biological solution.
So what that is, is a pH neutral cleaner that won't introduce any salts
or acids to the stone while safely removing environmental staining
and stuff like lichen growth.
And then it also sits in the stone and inhibits further lichen growth
and staining for like several years after you use it.
But what I think the problem with the TikTok videos is that they're so short
and a lot of the time they don't have words in them or they don't have enough
time or space in the caption.
I think the TikTok caption length is quite short.
They aren't able to really explain what it is they're doing and how what
they're using and how they're using it safely.
And we've noticed like me and other people in sort of history
and cemetery archaeology have noticed that throughout like the lockdown,
people have been seeing videos like that and being like, that's a cool thing
I can do while we're all trapped at home and then maybe not knowing exactly
what they're doing, going out and causing some damage, unfortunately, to gravestones.
So I think I would want to say like those videos are cool.
They're really good.
I've done a couple of TikToks.
I'm not very good at it, but it's so difficult to explain exactly what you're doing.
But I would definitely say, like, if you want to go clean gravestones,
get training from someone who is a gravestone conservator, email me.
I'm a gravestone conservator and get the information and then get permission
from the site that you want to clean it.
Because if you don't have permission from the people that are managing
that graveyard, you should not be there. Got it.
So don't like roll up with an SOS pad and a bucket of bleach.
You should just go to town.
Absolutely. Do not do either of those.
Yeah, don't do that.
It's made me cringe.
Yeah, I had a feeling.
Speaking of do's and don'ts of the dead, Cosmet wants to know,
is there any graveyard etiquette most people don't know?
Like, if you're walking through a cemetery,
should you try to walk on perimeters so not over the graves?
I don't personally see a problem with walking over graves,
but I know a lot of people find that for themselves is very disrespectful.
I know people that will apologize if they step on a grave.
I do try to avoid walking through lots that have like gravel
and sort of the curbing around them on those ones.
I typically, unless I have to go look at the gravestone, we'll walk around them.
But if it's a grass lawn area, it's really difficult to avoid stepping
on a grave occasionally.
So just be respectful while you're in the space as best you can, basically.
OK, good to know.
Don't don't pee on one unless you have a personal vendetta.
In which case, that's between you and the dead.
Probably don't pee on it anyway.
Probably talk to a therapist.
OK, so one box wants to know,
is there a go to source for decoding the symbology of Victorian gravestones?
All those vases and dogs, okoshant and lambs and plants.
Lungoc says that they need a website or a pamphlet or a decoder ring.
A decoder ring would be sick.
I would love that.
There are a lot of resources online
and there's a lot of different books that will talk about
the different sort of iconography and stuff.
A lot of it you sort of get from reading these older books,
like Henrietta Ford, Gravestones of New England and the Men Who Made Them,
is like literally the start of a lot of graveyard scholarship in North America.
And she does talk about the symbology a little bit.
But yeah, I can't think of a specific resource online.
I would avoid ones that talk about Puritan gravestone art, because that's not a thing.
Oh, yeah, they were very, very minimalist, right?
Yeah, they were either minimalist or you hear that terminology applied
to like skulls and stuff specifically.
But it's been disproven.
That was like a theory in like the 70s, but it's been disproven
that that mortality like symbology is directly related to the Puritans.
And it comes up a lot because of this like old study that was done and popularized it.
So you see it a lot online and I have a personal vendetta against it.
It's good to know.
And speaking of that kind of symbology, Jess, one had the question,
are there any trends in gravestone imagery in the last decade?
Are there jokes about millennials putting QR codes on their gravestones
or having little TVs with memes playing?
But is there anything real in terms of changing styles?
Yeah, so a lot of graveyards and cemeteries will have rules
about the style of headstone you can have.
They'll be like, you can only have these materials or it has to be one of these
specific shapes because they're trying to like keep it looking cohesive.
But what that allows is people to do a lot more creative things
with like laser etching pictures that are more personal to them
than this like stock set of images that they used to get like a couple of hundred years ago.
So we get to see a lot more like portraits of people photos.
I saw one recently that was like someone's cabin, definitely.
And there was like a boat in the water.
And you could tell that that was probably a place that was really important to them.
So that's I think the biggest trend that you see in the last decade or two
is like a lot more personalization in the headstone.
I have seen more pictures and it really does personalize it
and make you reflect on your own life as well.
Absolutely. It's beautiful.
Victrona wants to know what's the most interesting ritual you've come across?
Example, placing a small polished stone on top of the headstone is popular in Judaism.
Anything like that.
Hmm, that's a tougher one.
Yeah. How do you feel about fake flowers on gravestones?
I have mixed feelings.
I don't mind them.
They do last a bit longer, but also plastic.
I know. That's how I feel, too.
And of course, Cole and Perry herself, a death worker and president of the Board
of Overseers at Historic Linden Grove Cemetery in Covington, Kentucky,
wanted to toss in a question.
Cole and Perry, death expert, fanatologist, she says, OK, gravestones at her cemetery,
which she works as like a conservator up to only about 5,000 of our 20,000 permanent
residents have headstones.
Some of the people without headstones today likely had wooden headstones.
Was that actually a thing, wooden headstones?
Yeah. So a lot of like, and we can see this archaeologically a lot of the time,
people would be marked with maybe a cross or just a little tablet or something.
And what that shows up as in the archaeological record is a post poll.
So where that piece of wood has decomposed in place, it changes the composition
of the sediment that it's in.
A lot of the time when there's unmarked graves, maybe they were unmarked originally.
Maybe they had a marker that was biodegradable and has gone for like 100 years or more.
Oh, that's interesting.
I mean, if you think about how many people probably also just dealt with
surprise deaths and did something kind of just with whatever they had.
I'm sure that there are a lot of unmarked out there as well.
Absolutely. Grape stones are very expensive.
They weren't they weren't cheap 200 years ago as well.
That was actually going to be my final listener question.
Several people, including Val McKelvey, Alyssa Williams Pierce,
Rachel Phelps, Julie McDonald and Alia Meyers all wanted to know
how much have things changed in terms of cost?
Why are they so expensive?
Rachel asked, are there any stats on how many families
opt out of burial marking or plaques for reasons, including costs or besides costs?
So yeah, tell me a little bit about how class and expense comes into play
when it involves your final resting place, if no one built a condo on top of you.
That's the goal.
Yeah, so it definitely is something that you can see was based on your economic status.
When you have an unmarked grave or an unmarked burial ground, a popper's grave,
they would be unmarked.
They would be marked with something like a cross or wooden board or something.
And then the fancier a monument is, the more money either the person had who died
or the family or whoever their benefactor was to put this monument up.
So that goes from like the little tiny tablet ones with just a couple of lines on them.
The more types of fonts you had on a gravestone, the more expensive it was.
Oh, it costs more because of the patterns.
Yeah, and rightfully so.
When the bigger, like the more pieces went into it, if it was a ledger,
which is like the big flat thing on the ground, or a table tomb, which had legs
or a chest tomb, which had walls as well as a Liam, you can just tell how much money
people were putting into it.
And a lot of that was because people wanted to show how much like look at our material
care for our deceased loved one.
It was like almost a way of showing off.
And you can kind of people do that today as well.
And some aspects of the funeral industry are kind of predatory, unfortunately.
And people get told like, oh, but like you would want to honor this person this way.
So you should flash out and pay like five thousand dollars for this gigantic
granite thing that maybe you can't afford.
Yeah, Gracie Zerain phrased it are elaborate gravestones, a power play of wealthy families.
Yeah, but it might also be just the industry pulling at your very raw open heart strings, too.
Yeah.
Oh, and last questions.
I actually, I'm going to ask this one super quick case.
I just saw Casey Wente's longtime listener.
First time question asker says, my husband showed me a gravestone locally.
That's actually a hidden chamber.
You flip it over and it holds, I guess, contraband.
Have you ever seen a gravestone like this?
I require photos.
Amazing.
I've never seen one like that.
But I have heard that the zinkies were used during prohibition era to hide alcohol and
then like as a drop point to sell it to people.
And I would die to find one unintended.
I mean, my assessment that it sounds like a party drug, not that far off.
Let's see.
Now, some things got to suck about what you do.
What is the worst part of your job or being a pathologist pathologist?
What's the most annoying or bummer thing about your work?
And I mean, it's not like it's not super cheery.
Everyone we work with is dead.
I have a good time usually with that.
But sometimes you're like, wow, this is like, especially with stories like Robert,
but really like takes you back a step and you consider the type of work you're doing.
Just like what it means to people.
But also when we're doing gravestone constipation, it's a lot of unglamorous,
heavy lifting of really heavy rocks that don't want to come out of the ground.
And I mean, a lot of archaeology is digging holes, and this is no different.
And that's incredibly tiring sometimes.
I bet.
Do you bother with manicures or are you like, you know what, that's not.
So nail polish can come off if you scratch it on marble.
It can stay in the marble.
So no nail paint during the field season.
Good to know.
What about your favorite thing?
What do you love about gravestones, cemeteries, all of that?
All of all of it being able to work in these sites that have so much history,
especially in smaller communities.
People are so invested in their local heritage and being able to sort of
contribute to the knowledge that people have about a community's history,
about individuals, and just like being able to be involved in the continuation
of protecting that heritage for the future.
And when we repair gravestones, they're often stones that have been neglected.
They've fallen over.
No one has seen the names on them for ages.
So being able to sort of clean them and put them back up and have them back
in the public eye like they were supposed to be originally.
It was a really nice feeling.
I bet. Yeah.
What are your Halloween plans?
Oh, my husband and I are currently making Tuscan Raider masks.
Nice.
Out of cardboard and 3D printed their spiky things that come out of their heads.
And my friend is having a pumpkin carving party.
So hopefully no graveyards, though, huh?
Actually, the talk desk, which is a Canadian desk positive group,
they do a online scavenger hunt in cemetery.
So you like go to a cemetery and then at a certain time,
they release a bunch of like scavenger hunt things.
You have to send them photos and then there's prize packs.
So we'll probably be doing that as well.
And like everybody should participate in that too, because it's awesome.
No, that's great.
I'm sure you just gave a lot of people ideas of what they're doing this Halloween.
I hope so. So I won it last year.
So like, whoa, watch out, watch out.
You're going down.
You're going six feet under.
Also, step up, people.
Step up your cardboard headstone game in your front yard this year.
Step it up.
Absolutely.
Bigger words, GTFO with the RFP.
Thank you so much for doing this.
I love that I now know a typologist.
Yeah, no problem.
Thank you for having me.
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Oddly, also not very far from where my ward ancestors were buried in the 1700s.
We'll be shooting two miles away from them tomorrow.
Bananas. Now, if you stick around through the credits, I tell you something
spooky, two things.
All right. OK, Jared and I drove past Forest Lawn Cemetery in Burbank last week
and we both spotted a fricking casket abandoned mid burial with the top off
on the lawn just strewn about the lawn 10 feet away.
It was almost dark out.
There was no one working on it.
We freaked out.
We were driving past.
Well, did you see that?
Did you see that?
We wanted to go back, but we were late to see Dune anyway.
We agreed the one thing you don't want to take its own top off is a coffin.
Then in researching this, I realized it was probably the burial vault
being put in place the day before a funeral.
That way, a casket could be placed in it the next day, which then became
not creepy, but sad.
Also, when I was a kid, I had these recurring cemetery nightmares
and I would have these anxiety attacks just driving past graveyards
and my dreams sometimes involved caskets flying open.
Somehow I got over it.
I think I had to go to like an open casket funeral of a relative.
And I just realized everyone in a cemetery is just someone's relative.
But that being said, I've watched a lot of I think you should leave in the last few months.
And I don't know if I've ever left harder than the coffin flop sketch.
It was everything my brain fears and wow, the catharsis.
Anyway, happy Halloween. Exxons spooked over.
Bye bye.
Hackadermatology.
Homiology.
Cryptozoology.
Litology.
Amphthalmology.
Meteorology.
Amphthalmology.
Nephrology.
Cereology.
Cellulogy.
What do you want on your tombstone?
Pepperoni and cheese.