On Display with Melissa Gorga - A Cup of ChatGPTea (w/ Joe Gorga)

Episode Date: June 15, 2023

Joe Gorga is back this week, and this is a fun one! Melissa and Joe open the episode talking about past hookups, real and hypothetical. Then we get an update on the Gorga's home and whether everything was completed before Antonia's Prom Party. And to close it out, Joe and Melissa play with AI (ChatGPT) to create a new pop single for Melissa, a rap song for Joe, a plotline for RHONJ, and a great PR response to internet rumors.  This week's sponsors: Angi - Skilled Professionals Just a Tap Away: Angi.com   LiquidIV - Hydration Multiplier: LiquidIV.com , promo code: Melissa PlutoTV - Streaming Television: Pluto.tv Progressive - Compare-Your-Rate Tool: Progressive.com

I'm a painter on my wall. You're like, you are. Yeah. I had you right there. Gag me with a spoon. I'm gonna tear. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hi, everyone. Welcome to another episode of on display with Melissa Gorga. I'm a little under the weather. I feel like you can hear it in my throat. We had Joe Gorgah, Joe. I come say hi.

Be on the phone with. Yeah. I'm his podcast. Are you just starting? Yes. I have Joe with me today, guys. He was not supposed to jump on a phone call right when we saw it, but he did.

Joe say hi. Hey, Joey Gorgah Hey, what's up? I don't want to like put you down in any way, but Joe's filling in today for Jen Fessler. Put me down. Well, you know, I always want you. I'm like the dog. You know, you're not the dog. You were here last week, so I technically would make them wait for you a little bit longer. But we had a situation today where Jen Fessler, who you guys all know and love, is not, wasn't able to do the podcast.

Yeah, I'm sex with again. Superman. What's the guy's name? Superman. Oh, John Gotti. What? Joe, Tony soprano. Oh, same thing.

No, really, right? I mean, yes, Tony soprano. but she was supposed to do the podcast today, but it's just not possible at this time. So hopefully we'll get Jim Fessler on it a later day. I'm gonna ask Jen, I gotta ask her husband, what did he, what did he think when she was saying that? She was very young. She didn't have sex with him when they were married or like when he knew her it was still

I have to talk to Jeff. I just I just I would kind of I don't know if I would be let me think would I be offended Let me you be offended. Why you you you know who let me try to think if I told you I slept with You know back in the day. I slept with Leonardo DiCaprio. What a hoe. I would think you're a hoe. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna talk about it. I don't wanna hear that. Yeah, but I didn't even know who you was.

I didn't even know who you was. I didn't even know who you were. Say I was 29 years old, 28 years old. And I slept with Leonardo. What's that in your business? And how did it happen? Like, what did you do? Like, it was your good luck. We did it happen? Like what did you do?

Like it was a good one. We did it just like he did on the Titanic, right? In the little car with my hand on the on the on the window, the foggy window falling gracefully down. And then and then falling. And then you know what he did after it. You're probably like hurry up. Hurry up. No, no, no, not this. Not at that point, honey. And you know what he did. You know what he did after that he drew me naked

Now you get with that make you jealous if I did that when I was 25 years old I mean I was with you at 25. How sick is that I put right? I painted you on my wall You fell for that you didn't paint me on my wall you you you said you wanted to paint me on your wall You're gonna make your artist you're still cheesy is hell you know, okay, I was cheesy, but you didn't leave I Didn't leave because you got that thing about you Well, you're just like you're a little cheesy, but you're a good guy, right? Like you're such a good guy really that's it. So I'm just I'm cheesy. So it's like I I don't think I've ever No one's ever told me I was ever cheesy.

That was cheesy. That was a cheesy line you threw on me. But you liked it because you remember it. See, that's the key. You remember it. Of course I remember it because it's so cheesy. That's why I remember it. You went home and you told me you were going to have my, you see this artwork I have

done here. Back in the day in Jersey, people used to get artists to come in and draw a really cool wall of something. You had a tree drawn on your wall. It was a big tree. Boy, I had trees and then I had a gargoyle. My house looked like an indoor castle. And when you walked into foyer, I made it look like indoor like big blocks and so forth.

Yeah, he made it look like it was like a castle in the foyer. I was saying, go ahead and I built this beautiful tree, what gargoyles in the other room. And then above the foyer, it was that, it would look like a pond. And it was a fountain. I know, remember me, I don't know if everybody remembers all the artwork on the walls. Maybe a fountain. I know. We're making girls. I don't know if everybody remembers all the artwork

on the walls. Maybe a little the naked women. I think there was. And I made you cover them up. No. And then I said, then we were sitting down. I made her dinner. And she's out.

She's over my house for dates, our first date. And I look at her and I say, yeah. I go, I like this artwork all over your walls. I go, I'm a paint you on my wall. You're like, you are. Yeah. I had you right there. I had to go to the spoo.

I could have took you right upstairs in a bedroom. Yeah, I mean, but I was playing you. I was playing. I'm like, I'm not even going to touch you. I'm not even going to kiss you. I'm not going to do anything. Ugh. Yeah.

Here's calling me back again. Look, my buddy. He's like, I just told him I was going on, I was not going on my podcast. It's not going your back. He's 73 years old. He's going through a divorce, but he's, he's, he just met this new girl and he's like,

live in life. He's a good guy. He's a great guy, but when he was married, I would say he would never go out to dinner with his wife or go on vacation. And he always never complained about his wife He really did he did lover and he just Never knew they had problems all the sun banged again. They're getting a divorce and he's going to like this brutal divorce

It's going on two years now But he met this woman in her having a blast or going away. He went to Europe. He's in he's embossed and he's in Vermont He's everywhere and he's like living life again at 73 years old. Oh, God for him. And he was just telling me and I was like, I'm so proud of you, man. I'm happy. He goes, I'm going to Europe for three and a half weeks.

He would never take off. I'm like, you going to Europe? I go, yes. Because he's 73. I'm like, spend some of that money you have. I can do it in your life. And then I think about him. And that was why, you know, his ex,

like, she's not with anybody, he's miserable. And I'm like, why wouldn't they do that together? Why don't married couples wake up and live with that person and enjoy each other? I think they get caught up in this zone. And it's like, all right, I'm married, been with that woman so long, I've been with that guy so long.

And you just talk down on it. And I think that's terrible. And now they're going through this divorce to spend all this money, they're fighting, they're, it's just, it's not right. And he's happy with the new girl. Is she his age? Cause he's older.

She's at a age three years younger. And he was dating younger women. But it was having a blast. He was dating 40. Yeah, but that's all just finding he's dating somebody's agent. He's loving it. Loving it. I mean, we're talking about a 73 year old guy who's been married. What? His whole entire life. His whole life, of course. Yeah. But he's like a like he still goes like he's like my mother.

My mother's what 73 and she is like She has energy my mother she would like, you know, she still doesn't date anyone She isn't like, you know, she's she went on that app and she ready doesn't go on the app anymore because she's like These guys are not for me. They're too old I'm saying I want a joke ororgas. That's what I wanted. And this is my son, Mom. You could keep on. She needs to be introduced.

Joe Gorgas left. There was one. And that's it, baby. Well, you know what? Let's tell my listeners. You guys need to DM me if you have like a father, someone like the late 60s, because she's like, she's 10 years younger than what she feels.

But dating Donna Marco is a real thing. So she doesn't go on any dates really. the late 60s because she's like, she's 10 years younger than what she feels, but dating Donna Marco is a real thing. So she doesn't go on any dates really at all. She's been on like two maybe that she's told us about. But if you have like a dad or an uncle that's a really good guy and he lives like in the South Jersey area, or even even North Jersey, definitely like, you know, send me a DM with his photo and some info. You never know. Yeah, well, listen, you know, and that's like, let's get back to like getting, let's get back to like staying happy and married. Like, like, I look at you when I've eaten, I've eaten steak for 18 years. Where you going with this show? I'm not really too sure. And I'm just saying.

And every time I bite into that steak, I'm like, oh, delicious. It's amazing, but it tastes the same. But it's amazing. Yeah, but it's always like a little different seasoning. You never know. Maybe it's like, you know, I, I don't know. I keep it tight.

When I keep it tight. You know what I mean? That's not a saying, like, you know, I keep it tight. When I keep it tight. I keep it tight. You know what I mean? There's not a saying like, you know, you go to the gym, you take care of yourself. But so why is he taking this other woman on all these fun things and wanting to be so fun? And he didn't do that with his wife. I'm gonna tell you, it's not just him,

they're both doing it. She's the one saying, let's go to these vacations. Let's do this. They're both doing it. They're living life Really? And I know he likes he likes to hold on to his money So I'm in shock that he's doing it because now he's living life and he's 70 through But even if you don't have the money say you don't have them a go on a picnic go to the beach Go to the beach go do do things together. See these married couples

They don't do nothing sometimes. They've been married all these years. And then the guy goes, plays golf by himself or does something else, what he does. She does something. It's like to separate, enjoy each other. Live life. Have fun. Joe, the therapist is here in the flesh, everybody. Joe Gorka, the therapist.

It'll be much happier, I'm telling you. You know, people always say like a marriage is 50-50, but it's really not. It's like 90-90. You got to give more than 50% when it really works. Look at me, I came home, I'm working 15 hours today, I left early this morning, I walk in, what are you doing? Hurry up, go move that chair out in a fr-

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this week because we left like a lot of cliffhangers. So we can talk to you guys about the fact that Antonia had her prom pictures. It was very successful. We got the house done in time. We got the pool done in time. Shout out to the pool boss. He is the best. I must have drove him crazy because I was like it needs to be done in time He needs to be done in time for him. So he's prom pictures and he got it done So he's the best of the best anyway guys. I always wanted just and he's a good good friend of ours So if anyone's looking for a pool the pool boss is amazing But and shout out to Joe Gorgas

Looking at me like is she gonna think me see I should, I should. He's just looking at me. Like, is she going to thank me? See, I just take, I just, I just, I just set you off. I want that to see. I just said I should have looked straight ahead. All right, but you've got to think the people. You don't build a pool. You got to thank the people. Well, see, I, I want that to see if you, and let's go back

to marriage again. See, I worked my ass off. I did this and I made it. You guys, my daughter, you're never gonna be ready. You sure you're gonna be ready? You gotta give me some clout and say, wow, this guy, this place look like a pop. You mean props, give you some props.

Proud props. I can't talk to you so much. I do, I do. I give you props. You did it, you pulled it off. The house looks great. Oh, let's give them another update. I got my privacy trees that Joe told me I wasn't going to get.

They're up and they look amazing. Yeah, so I'm such a sucker. I'm ripped up the whole lot. You're not a sucker. You knew I was right. And you had to do what you had to do. I was right. And you made me change it.

I want the backswards. I want this. Well, let's just say it all looks awesome. It all looks amazing. I'm very happy with it very happy with the final outcome See I'm here to make you happy You know and you got to make me happy. I always make you happy I made you dinner tonight. You had chicken rice and lettuce and salad

See this is what marriage is about make each other happy even though it makes me miserable that happy even though it makes me miserable. And I don't want to do it. I don't want to make you miserable. Oh, what? Working outside makes you miserable. I broke my ass. I was sold tired. One day on Sunday, I didn't even want to move.

I didn't want to move. I just laid on that couch. I know. I needed to recharge. Yeah, sometimes you need that. I needed it all day. And we run around so much. We just actually booked Europe this summer too, which

because we're finally off this summer from the housewives. We just actually booked Europe this summer too, which because we're finally off this summer from the from the housewives, we never get a summer off. And I love summer. So I never really get to travel much in the summer because we usually film the real housewives in New Jersey for the last what three, four summers in a row. So we haven't had a summer off. So we finally do and I booked the Almafiko's baby. I am so excited. We're going to Pazitano and we're going to Capri. Nice. I'm going to join myself. I want to go to... Wait, we should tell you.

...to go to inland. I want to go inland and hang out with the local... With the locals? Yes. Well, there's locals in Pazitano. That's... you enjoy the culture and you eat at their house. We got my family there. Who's you you enjoy the culture and you eat at their house we got my house house you're gonna eat it my my uncle will always see that my my my uncle's house my cousins it has nowhere near where we're going but if you

want to do that that's a separate trip or then you have to extend an additional week but I'm actually very excited it's very interesting that we've never been together we no one will believe this but I have been to Milan Joe's been to Italy I've been to Italy but we've never been together. We, no one will believe this, but I have been to Milan, Joe's been to Italy, I've been to Italy, but we've never been to Italy together. Isn't that crazy? I'll tell you why, because we've been in the baby years. She just tried to go to Greece, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are, what are I didn't try.

I'm still going to Greece. She's trying to go to Greece, what are, um, her cousins and her, no, my cousin is having his bachelor party. Yeah, okay. He's gay, so he brings the girl. So it's his bachelor party, but with only girls and gays. And they're all going to grease my sisters, my cousins, my first cousins, my needs. Go and God can go. You're not going. I was supposed to go

to Taloom. See, I was going with Mike. Mike invited all the guys and we were going to Talooom. I said, so I'm like, yeah, and everybody's calling me, you come and come and come and listen, I was like, you're not going. So his partner, Mike, who he's marrying, he is take, he took all the guys, right, on the guys trip, and they all went to to loom. And I am officiating the wedding. I am that I am in the wedding. I'm a bridesmaid. We have to get you practicing. You made a wedding. Holy shit. I amating the wedding. I am a that. And I am in the wedding. I'm a bridesmaid.

We have to get you practicing. You made a wedding, holy shit. I am in the wedding. We have to get you practicing for officiation. I do comedy shows, maybe. I'm not a comedy show. This is marrying a couple. I'm good.

I need an hour before and I'll take care of it. One hour and I'm good. Anyway, I don't know how we turned left, but we were talking about Italy. Anyway, we're very excited about that, right? I booked all our reservations, I booked the bow, I booked everything, it was very busy for me to do that. It was a lot of work, I was like my own travel agent.

I like to do it myself. I was asking, by the way, thank you and shout out to all of my Instagram followers. You guys gave me the best restaurants, the best like everything, the best hotels, the best restaurants. So thank you. I have planned, I have a whole agenda for Pasatano. I'm really looking forward to it there. I'm really looking forward to eating like the pasta, fresh pasta, right? Like homemade. You can eat all the pasta you want there. You know, it doesn't bloat you.

You don't get no artificial. What do you call that? No, there's no preservatives there. Preservatives. I can't speak to you. I am so. I can't get it out. It's so groggy.

It's tired today a little bit. Preservatives. It's all fresh to eat off the land. Yeah, no, but it's true. People say they eat the whole time they're there and they come back thinner because of the preservatives. Let's see if we come back thinner. I don't think we will. We're like over eaters. I'm in a worst shape ever right now. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I Is that what you want in life? Do you want a wife that would tell you like yeah, Joe This isn't your typical like you're slack in a little or would you rather me just say you look amazing all the time Honestly like what would you be honest? I like to be honest

Motivating me well when you get a little thicker or when you gain weight or whatever it is I see it in your face. That's where I see it on you all the time first. No, yeah, and I like that I like you tell me that you're not in shape. I'm like, really? Kind of motivates me. I'm like, shit. I don't want you to get it. Well, I don't really want you to tell me that, by the way. But it should motivate each other.

Everybody shouldn't get offended. You're married. No, you should be able to speak to your husband or wife and say, hey, you know, if it's ahead, it keeps me motivated. When you say to me, you're not. Some people get very offended by that though. So I think this is one of those to each your own. Some people might not want it to be an important factor

if you think they've gained a couple pounds. You know what I mean? So this is a very touchy subject because it's like what works for you and your marriage. That's kind of how I feel about that. Anyway, I have to tell you about this new thing that I heard about, like my producer was telling me about, which I am like dying over it.

I think it's a crazy show, you're gonna be hysterical. So there's this new, I don't know if you guys have heard about it, it's like called chat GPT and it's like artificial intelligence to the max. Sounds like me. No, it is like artificial intelligence that you cannot even, like you can literally ask this thing, Joe, anything.

It'll write, it's, first of all, it's scary because if you're a person in college right now, right? And you say like, please write me a paper on Albert Einstein. The thing is gonna write you a whole thesis write me a paper on Albert Einstein. The thing is going to write you a whole thesis, a whole paper on Albert Einstein. Like the teacher is going to know that it's not bad. Why?

Why is she going to know? It's all, like, it's not something that's copied. Everyone is different. I mean, you go on a computer and you type in. So for instance, I'm going to go on to it right now. And we're going to type in literally, we can have some fun with this. Let's type in any question we want, okay?

So any question we want, so. How much should a couple have sex a week? Wait, that's a question. It's more, it like writes to you, but let's ask just in case, let's see what the answer to that would be. How much should a couple have sex a week? Oh, OK, wow.

It really has an opinion on this. I can't see that. I can see that. It says the frequency of sexual activity in a relationship can vary greatly depending on an individual preference, physical health, emotional connection, and various other factors. There is no specific number or right answer

as to how often couples should have sex in a week. Okay, so there you go. You got a little answer there. Ultimately, the frequency of sexual activity is subject and can differ from couple to couple. The most important aspect is for both partners to feel comfortable, respected, fulfilled in their sexual relationship.

The problem is, most don't equally feel fulfilled. One wants more and one wants less most of the time. I mean, isn't that a fact? I don't want it as much as you. You want it all the time. That's true. You too. Uh-huh.

What do you feel about that one? I'm not telling you who they are. I said I used to date women. I said forget about it. Forget about it. What is that? You go to your little guido. Forget about it. What is that? What is that? What is that?

What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?

What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is. I forget about it. What is that? You, you, you, you, you, you, you little, Guido, forget about it. What is that trying to say? They were horny girls. I don't even want to say another thing.

I said forget about it. Oh, okay. Oh my god. All right. Let's ask this thing to write a pop. It's got, let's ask them to write my next pop single. What do you think about that? I'm done. Okay. Ready?

Write a pop single for Melissa Gorga. Come on. All right, guys. I asked the AI. Okay. Wow. Oh my god. Verse one.

Holy cow. It has verse one. It has a pre-core. It has everything. Okay, ready? Here's the new song. In a world that's spinning so fast and loud. Melissa Gorga is breaking through. It has everything. Okay, ready? Here's the new song. In a world that's spinning so fast and loud,

Melissa Gorgas breaking through the crowd. With a heart on fire, she's ready to ignite. A pop sensation shining. Oh, so bright. From the, oh, here comes the pre-chorus. I can't wait to hear the chorus. From the Jersey streets to the Hollywood scene, Melissa's here living out out her dream. She's got the passion. She's got the drive

gonna take you on a wild ride. We wait, ready? We have to hear the chorus. We have to hear the chorus to my new song, ready? Okay. Here's the chorus. Hey everybody get ready for the show Melissa Gorgas here and she's ready to glow with a voice that's soaring a spirit so free. This pop single is gonna set you free. Oh my god this is like what if I used this? Wait wait here's the outro hold mine. Wait, wait, here's the outro. Hold on, Melissa Gorgas, she's a star on the rise

with the new single, she'll reach the skies. So sing it loud and dance like you're free. Melissa Gorgas pops in the station, can't you sing? Yeah. That's, it's just, it's insane. Wait, do you understand? It came up with this guy's in a matter of seconds. Milliseconds, like we literally asked the question

and it wrote this whole song. Make a song with Joe Gorgah releasing the poison. Okay, right in. Let's see what happens. Write the lyrics for a rap song for Joe Gorgah release the poison. Oh my God, two seconds. First one.

First one. I can't see it. Oh, it's a rap. So you want me to read it for you? Yeah, good. Yo, listen up. It's Joe Gorgon on the mic. Gonna spit some truth.

Gonna bring the light. I've been holding on, but it's time to let go. Releasing the poison. Watch me. Loose. What? What? I face my demons fought through the pain, but I'm breaking free, breaking these

chains from the past to the present. I'm rising above. Joe Gorgas here spread and nothing but love. Are you kidding me? This shit is good. Go to my course. Oh, let's make a new album. Where's the chorus? Okay, ready? Oh, the chorus. Here comes the chorus. Oh my god. This is releasing the poison, letting it out loud. No more hiding. No more doubt. I'm stepping up. Gonna set myself free. Joe Gorgon on the mic. Just wait and see. Yeah boy. That's just gonna be a bang hit. That is so crazy. This thing is crazy. Wait, we have to come up with some other like, okay, besides songs, but you don't think that's nuts. Joe, that's a great song for you.

It's right one about the housewives. Oh, what do we want to ask? Well, we don't have to write songs, so we can also ask, let's ask it to write up, let's ask it to write a plot summary for the next season of the real housewives of New Jersey, focusing on Melissa and Joe Gorga. That it can do, I bet. Let's see. All right, here we go. It did. Wow. Season 14 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey brings us back into the lives of Melissa and Joe Gorga as they navigate new challenges and continue to build their empire. Melissa finds herself at a crosswords roads in her career. She has achieved significant success

in the fashion and beauty industry, but she yearns for new ventures and opportunity to further expand her brand. With the support of her husband, Joe, Melissa explores exciting business ventures and collaborations collaborations making bold moves. Yada yada yada.

Isn't this crazy? Pretty right. It's pretty insane. Let's one more time. One more rap song. No, let's think of no rap song. Let's think of like a really good question to ask this thing. Just do one song about Frank Catania's new teeth.

They don't a rap song about Frank Catania's teeth. Is that what you want me to ask it about Frank Catania's teeth. Is that what you want me to ask it? Frank Catania's, go to this. Frank Catania's new teeth, ball, no balls. What? Do it, just do it. All right, we're going to ask artificial intelligence to write a rap song about Frank Catania's new teeth

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Oh, that's it. Is there a summary you want to write about here? I'll ask it to write a summary about Joe Gorgas life. Okay. Okay. Write a summary about Joe Gorgas life. Ready? Let's see what it comes up with.

Oh, oh, wow. Why is, wait, this is so funny. This is why the internet and then we could jump right into rumors because we have rumors to talk about as well on this podcast today, but this is so funny guys and this is why you cannot believe everything on the internet. 20 second 1979 you were born on August 21st 1974 just FYI. So it's kind of funny and just so you guys know like everyone and every like whenever like any news, whatever, whether it be a weekly page, like they all say that Joe Gorka is the wrong age. They say that you're younger.

I'm younger than you. They say that all the time and And it's like hysterical. So obviously, this is pulling stuff off the internet. And it's giving the wrong date of your birth. So there you go, guys. Don't believe everything you hear or read on the internet, especially right now. Can we, you want to just, this is a perfect time to just jump into the fact that just right there, I asked about you and it gave me the wrong date of birth, the wrong year you were born in. And you know, we could just hit on this a little bit. But like Joe and I are seeing lately, oh my God, I mean, I can totally assume why this

is happening. I feel like, you know, like people are really working hard to make us look bad and like make up these, we are reading some crazy stuff. Like, and I mean, crazy, crazy. So, like Joe, they won't stop lying about the fact that you owe this money, you owe that,

like what is that? That is like so out of control whoever came up with that narrative and like just horrible, the weirdest rumors about both of us. I never thought, guys, I just, I thought like, oh, we've been on this show for so long. Like if anything, the show comes down, right?

Like us as celebrities, it'll get a little quiet. No, no, no, no, no. I don't know if we have peaked, honey. What's happening here? Because I have never read more rumors about the two of us in my life. And they're funny. They're actually so ridiculous that they make me laugh.

And then people go out there and do podcasts. On the rumors. And they spend the whole entire podcast talking about the fake rumors and they think they're being intelligent, like, discussing the fake rumors and I'm just sitting back, like giggling at it, God bless them, like whatever you gotta do to like make a dollar and make money, but I do feel bad

for the innocent people out there, because believe it or not. Listen to those podcasts. Not only the podcasts, but read this shit and read the tweets and like they're believing it. Who are you listening? First of all people when you're listening to these other podcasts that don't even know us.

They know nothing about it. And then they say, oh, it's a fact. Oh, it's a fact. Bravo's fire in this one. Bravo's fire in that. I'm like, what? We don't even know. How do you know?

Like, you're a nobody and you're talking shit. You know nothing. It's just so it's so crazy. And I'm not referring to one podcast. By the way, there's like probably five to ten of them that constantly, constantly just talk about things that are just not true. And it's so crazy. Like, I can't, I can't put it together. It's just insane. But just please know that almost half, unless you hear it at almost 99% it's not true. It's like cookie. It's cookie. No, it's pretty well. And like, it's weird because it's like, I could be in I listen. It's so hardcore this year with like rumors like hard core, like so out of the box, so ridiculous. You saw, I even did a podcast with that awesome with Dumas awesome gossip site. She was like,

Melissa, some of the rumors that people write in that want me to write things about you are so ridiculous. Like, I'm like, I don't know what happened. Like, well, it's just crazy. And people come out of the woodwork, you know? You know, you know, you just want to deal with anybody and they come out and they want you dead. You're like, who are you?

No, they come out of wood with people we don't even know. It's funny when I pull up sometimes stuff on the internet or I mean, or if I'm on tiktok or Instagram I'm like and they're like Joe Gorgas this he just he just took the moon stole the moon. I'm like what oh Shit, I took the moon, you know, it's just the craziest say we robbed banks. We people say it's ridiculous It's not really it's so anyway And don't even believe the age you read on the internet because that's not joke or it's AIDS. And then they sit and have these podcasts and they think they know everything.

They sit there. Well, this and that and that. It's, they're cheating you. They're the cheats because they're telling you lies. They know nothing. Yeah. I mean, there's always a situation with everything, but if we're unaware and we're confused,

then there's a problem there. So, oh, you know what, Joey, let's ask the artificial intelligence to write a response for us about rumors on social media. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. You know, like a good PR response to all on true rumors. Hold on.

Let me pull it up. Okay. All right, here's what it came up with, Joe. This is what it says. Our response should be to the people. Are you ready? Yep. Okay.

Well, we've seen firsthand the power of social media and how easily rumors can spread like wildfire. It's disheartening to witness the impact these false stories can have on people's lives. We want to emphasize the importance of not trusting everything you see or hear on social media platforms. We encourage everyone to exercise caution and skepticism when consuming information online. Verify the sources, cross-reference the facts,

and refrain from jumping to conclusions based solely on social media posts. Remember, there are often hidden agendas, personal biases, and even outright fabrications behind these rumors. Damn, drop the mic. Wow, this thing is good. I don't even need a publicist anymore. Here's my publicist. Ready? Here we go. Instead, let's promote a culture of empathy, understanding and open-mindedness. Let's choose to support each other, uplift one another, and celebrate the truth.

By doing so, we can create a healthier online environment that fosters trust and authenticity. Joe, I'm not done. We're grateful. We are grateful for the love and the on-wavering support we've received from our fans, friends, and family throughout the years. Your belief in us and your ability to discern facts from fiction have been instrumental in overcoming the challenges poised by false rumors. Together, let's continue to build a community that values integrity, compassion, and critical thinking. And never fucking happened. It will never. I'm almost done. Thank you for standing by us and remembering the importance of staying grounded in the face of

social media chaos. Sincerely, Joe, Gorgah, and Melissa. I'm gonna post that. That's pretty freaking, that thing just came up with that. I'll post that, I'll post that. Now no one's gonna believe anything, any celebrity says, because it's like, this is what you can do. I'm gonna ask it to write me a damn book, let's see what it's said.

Oh my God, guys. Well, there you go, for all you college kids out there, I mean, I don't know. There is an artificial intelligence website. This thing's amazing. That's pretty crazy. That's, you know, the world now, it's insane. Like we literally don't need to use our brains for much.

I remember when I used to beep you, and I used to beep you, and I used to put 69, right? Wait, what does that have to, whoa, whoa. Remember that? What does that have? No Whoa, whoa. What does that have? No, no, no. Where did you just pull that from? Just remember that. I used to be.

Yeah, I remember that. But what? Nowadays, same pictures. It's the BPO 69. Yeah, that was not me. That was your ex or something. Go to the pay phone. It's the office when I met you.

I had a cell phone. Beapers were like long gone. But the next time I used to neck B.B. Oh, we did have an ex tell B.B. Oh, we did have an next tell. B.B. I think I did have an next tell with you. Yeah. Just in the very. I have a member beeper.

Memories. Just like interefear. 911. I thought you were with another girl. G.B.B.Pates me. No, no, how about the, how about when you called on and call or what, what was that? Collect call.

No. A breakthrough. Emergency breakthrough. Memories. Memories when you're on a, on landline on landline used to Melissa is doing a murder. Oh shit Because you're talking another girl. Yeah, we talked about this last week. They did who didn't wait didn't you when I just talk about this last week? No, yeah guys you remember emergency breakthroughs those are the best. Oh God Well anyway guys make sure you check out my new single and also Joe's new single

release the poison. Mine's better than yours. Yours is pretty hot, bro. Yeah. I think we should we should record it. Too bad. We left our music studio and our in our previous home. Print that out for me. All right. I'm going to print out the release the poison. If you start singing again, I'll build you another studio right in here. I'm good. I'm good. Why don't you build me like a... I'm into like, I need a store in my home. So I don't have to drive to my store. How about that? I'm believable. All right, guys. Thanks for hanging out with us. We enjoy you guys every week. We hope you enjoy us. We miss you and love you all so much. I'm sure that you're, you know, ready for this little break from the real

housewives of New Jersey because that reunion was crazy too. So I'm sure you need a little break from us, right? So it's good to miss us for a minute. So just go ahead and miss us for a little minute, right? Yeah, I miss you already. You do? I miss you already. Oh my God, guys.

All right, we love you, ciao. Ciao, ciao, Arrivederci. Chao, Chao, bye. See you later. You think Vanderpump rules is messy now? It's always been messy. I'm Jack Taylor, the LG Pump Rules villain. And I'm Brittany Cartwright, wife of the OG villain. And we've got a new podcast when reality hits. We'll definitely be talking about Vanderpump rules past and present

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