On Display with Melissa Gorga - A Husband, a Mother, and an Aunt Walk into a Studio (w/ Joe Gorga)

Episode Date: January 13, 2022

Melissa invites Joe Gorga onto the show to chat about love languages, the #1 girl in Joe's life, and the problems that arise when there are no locks on the bedroom doors in their rental home.  And that's not all... Additional special guests, Bravo stars Donna Marco (Melissa's mom), and Aunt Angel (Melissa's aunt), lend their thoughts on everything Melissa and Joe talk about, including a certain piece of underwear found in Joe's nightstand.  It's a family-filled episode you don't want to miss. This week's sponsors:  BeachBody: beachbody.com/melissa (14 days free) Bonafide: hellobonafide.com, promo code - MELISSA (20% off) Calibrate: joincalibrate.com, promo code - MELISSA ($50 off 1-year reset) Pomp Flowers: pompflower s.com, promo code - MELISSA10 (10% off order)

You're listening to Melissa Gorga on display with me, Melissa Gorga on podcast one. What's up everybody, it's Melissa and welcome back to another like, these two have to stop. Okay, sorry, just ignore me. What's up everybody, it's Melissa and welcome to another episode of On Display. I am so excited to be here. We're like two weeks into the new year. I'm not going to lie. I need to tell you guys right off the bat that we have a lot of special people in the room with me today.

Number one, I need to tell you because you're going to hear them cackling in the background. And there's no way I could even get through an introduction and speak to you guys at all without telling you who's in the room with me here today. So first of all, I need to let you guys know that I have Mr. Joe Gorgah, the one and only. What's up guys? Back by popular demand. I will say Joe, everyone really loves to hear the banter

between the husband and wife thing and they think that we're just so great. Yeah, but why am I not episode seven? Because you were on, hello, Mr. I'm like, I'm my mom. You were on episode one. You were on episode one. And don't say my, I didn't tell who else was in the room yet

All right, I like to look at her mother-in-law. I like to look at my mother-in-law. That was your mother. She made you Oh my god I did tell who was in the room. Yeah, tell them right now All right, well since Joe's just spill in the beans which if you haven't figured out already from watching the real housewives of New Jersey Which a lot of people think is so funny. She is making crazy faces. We have my mother here today, Ms. Donna Marco. She is just incapable. She just thinks here. She's here. Okay, and not only that,

we have her sister with us, the one and only and angel my godmother and angel say hi If you don't know these two, I'm sure you've seen a couple episodes where my mother has had a couple martinis or something and she giggles The whole entire episode today. She has had zero martinis Nothing not they had pizza. They had nothing to eat her drink. They just happened to be here Visiting me today, because she actually was watching my dog for me. So she was bringing the dog back. And my aunt, her sister, which you can't call

from this mother. My aunt, who is, we like to call them the Bobc twins, right, Joe? They look, you can't really tell them apart. They're six years apart, but you can't really tell them apart at all. And they just left. Like they think everything is funny. And it's like a contagious laugh. So it's like they start doing their cackling laugh, that uncontrollable

laugh at just about anything. And then you start laughing. Because you, right? Yeah, you can't, you can't help it. Like it's that P, it's like that P or pants kind of like. It's like they're on some kind of like drug or something. Yeah, it's like no one's going to believe that they're sober.

That's the problem. Look. You have to angle. I don't know. But I have to say I have to say. If you know any Cohen, quick fact, any Cohen once saw an episode. The two of you were on. I want to say it If you know any Cohen, quick fact, any Cohen once, so on episode, the two of you were on. I wanna say it was the envy fashion show.

It was something where the two of you were both on. And he texted me on the side. He was like, the mom and the sister, I need more. And I was like, yes, when they are together, they are like uncontrollable and they're funny as hell. So we did not know they were gonna be on the podcast today with Joe Gorgah, but they are like uncontrollable and they're funny as hell. So we did not know that we're gonna be on the podcast today with Joe Gorga, but they are here. So if you're hearing giggling in the background, we will ask them sometimes for their opinion, even if we're having some marriage things we want to talk about, you

are not allowed to take Joe's side. Like, no, see, this is gonna be completely unfair always take Joe. No, that's that's just be honest Moch okay beyond now you don't have to take my side. I want you to tell the truth I Mean the thing is why let me ask you mother. Why is it that you always like you're just such a strong like like for you're always like for the men Like even with Kimmy's even with my sister's husband's my mother's like it has been right always she comes from that old school I love my mom. No, no, no, I'm always right. He That's so untrue. Listen, how about let's go back to last episode, ma No, no, no, no, last episode we talked about the lie detected test that I had to take remember that remember that But listen, mother tell the truth. Let me finish was were we believing that we heard what we heard No, but I didn't hear it. You told me, but I believe him.

We believe him because we made him take a damn line to take a line. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, let me get there. Hold on. You did not believe at first. Not in the beginning. Could you call me up like a lunatic. I almost said a curse. She called me up like a lunatic saying you were bad and I wanted to kill you. That's right. And then listen, but we she got it. Look at the And look at my She jumped right and got help. Yeah. Now listen. Now at that moment because Melissa always says that you stick up for the men because you don't have sons All the men's eye for you at that time at that time till I knew he was right correct Right, are you aware that I think he probably paid that lie detector? I never never happened

Why was he there like that is a girl would never cheat never? No, but the line detector is a little lazy likes that little thing He would because her she burned the house down. She's not. This is correct. Melissa will burn the mother fucking house down. She will. It's not the line detector.

It's a little out of control. Yeah. A little. How am I supposed to have peace of mind when I heard my husband enjoying a blowjob? Yeah. You heard him enjoying a blowjob. You thought you heard. You thought you heard. And you heard him enjoying himself. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

I know. At 5.30 in the morning, 6 o'clock in the morning. Oh no, it was 9 a.m. on a Sunday. Where were you anyway, work? And you shouldn't have even been working on that. You worked just 29 hours a day. What do you mean? There you go.

But now, now, the only reason why I brought that up is because Melissa always says that you stick up for the men. But you, and what you said was you stick up for who's right. At that time, you didn't even hear my, you didn't call me and say, Joe, what happened? Your daughter called you and you ran up here from Tom's over you, takes an hour and a half to get here,

you were there in about 15 minutes. Right. And you were like, and then, I'm going to be like to kill here. You were there in about 15 minutes And then I answered I called you and I said hi, mom. You go how Believe me because I was devastated So what so to make this what I was saying is You're very fair, but that day you weren't fair, but that's okay Forgive you I was so mad at you. I was so I love you to death, you know

She's just obsessed. For everyone out there listening, my mother just grabbed my husband's arms and his muscles and squeezed them. And I just want you to paint, I want to paint a picture for you right now. She's just in the middle of him defending himself. Gramps his arms, squeeze them.

Ooh, you have such great arms. I mean, this is not fair. Listen, but getting we've already discussed that whole lie Did I just brought that up? I just brought that up because she just doesn't jump on my side. She jumped on your side when I've never seen her take my side in anything. So, for. So, for. So, for. So, for. So, for. So, for. So, for. So, for. So, for.

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Listen, I have to say. We can talk about something funny also. My mother has been widowed twice. Once was my father. They can't heal you. They can't handle you. Once was my father. They can't heal you. They can't handle So once was my father and the second was the person she was with after my father that she was with for over 20 years so and then he also Recently passed away over a year ago. I would say yeah almost we're going on two years at this point and

So she just decided that she doesn't always want to be alone. She'd like a companion. She wants to start dating. And Joe says he has like a really great guy for her that we're going to have her. But she's going out. So she's been dating this one guy. And she feels like he's extremely old school. And he's a little like wanting a little sexual. I went to the casino.

I'm going to go to the hotel. OK, but that's. I went to the casino. I'm going to go to. Okay, but that's a date going to the casino. No hand holding kissing. Right, but he wants to hold her hand. He wants to kiss her. I don't want to. But she doesn't want to. But that means you're not attracted.

So what I'm telling her is she's getting some advice and I won't say from who. From other members in my family saying well He's a nice guy. You don't just want to be alone like hang out with him And I feel the complete other opposite end and I say wait a whole another year if you need to you should be another year Are you crazy? She's 72 years old let's wait 10 more years. Yes, you need to be a You're not the one sitting alone all the time. You're not you can't just tell it's a year Even at 73 do you guys listeners do you settle at 73? You don't know she we're not telling you to settle. I'm telling you to go out with him even though You're not gonna marry the guy have kids want him go out to a casino about the dinner have some fun

I don't know. Go out to her, because she's about to dinner. Have some fun. That's it. You know, the guy wants a kiss. All right, well, I want to pay him some little bit, guys. I don't want a more than that. Well, you can't not want a kiss. If you were attracted to someone, no desire to kiss.

If she was attracted to him, she would want to kiss him. Yes. Exactly. But she just wants to be friends. I just want to go to the kissing house every day in my life. Oh my God. You know, I don't know anyone out there who have your mother's, your grandmother's out there

who literally, I don't know if they, once they hit a certain age, it's so strange. All they, all they want to do is go to a casino. Like that's what's fun for them, especially if you live in New Jersey and there's one always like within arms reach. But let me just give a story. When we go to the casino

we're in the elevator you and I and who do they recognize me. Where did that come from? Guys, there's a nice story from Donna Margo. We're in an elevator and they recognize her and not me. I know, that was the best, remember? Oh my God, we'll see. A little did I know is having such a star on my podcast today. Oh my God. It's not the old time for pictures.

Oh, you're doing the casino, I swear. You're very famous. You're famous. Because I know what're very famous. Well, if you're ever looking for Donna Margo, just head on over to any casino in Atlantic City, you will find her. Also, if we want to turn this into a little dating game for a minute, anyone out there who might have an eligible bachelor for my mother and I'm talking a new Jersey, particularly like towards the South Jersey, like, you know, halfway down the

shore. I prefer them to live up by me. Could be up north as well. Please DM me. Let me know these eligible bachelor's because I would like, you know, I have to scan them first and make sure that I approve. But what age range? I feel like you're a lot younger than you're really. So my mother's 73. She could deal with a 63. Yes. So she's 73.

She definitely. No, 63. She's 73. So she's 73. I would say that she can go with at least, you could go to like six to 10 years younger. Yes. So she comes off, which is exactly how I am.

You know what I mean? Like I'm 42, but definitely looking Definitely looking 32 Well, this is the on display Can't you guys do you watch this guy's you can watch these Derrick all But anyway make sure you guys let me know because people love to DM me and tell me stuff that they that they feel Joe By the way, they loved the podcast you and I did they they thought the all our little relationship stories were very funny

Joe and I just went to Aruba. It was amazing. We had the best time. Yes, you know what I mean? We know what I'm mad about because we went there 17 years ago and we stopped going. Yeah, but what? What?

Oh, I know. The last time we went to go, and Tony, we were going to Aruba. And Tony's passport, when we got there, was expired. We didn't realize it. Right. And they were like, we're sorry. And it was snowing. It was like three foot of snow. And they said, we can't send you to a ruba. And there's no way. And I'm like, okay, I'm not going to leave Antonia home. Guess what we did. We literally went to the front desk and said, well, where can we go in the United States? And she said, St. Martin, St. Thomas, or Puerto Rico. She said, St. Martin, St. Thomas, or Puerto Rico. So I said, put us on the next flight to St. Martin.

We jumped on the flight, had no hotel, didn't know where we were going. I was on the flight to St. Martin, asking everyone on the flight, like, hey, what hotel are you staying at? What hotel are you staying at? What hotel? Do you remember that? Yeah. Yeah.

But we were supposed to be in a rumba. And that was four, that's still four, five years ago, right? That was four years ago. Four years ago, but then, okay's let's call that was 13 years ago Who goes to that amazing place a rubah because it is the weather's a me you got yeah You have amazing weather at all times you can walk around the town Go to any restaurant the restaurants are great and we didn't go back for 13. Yeah, we love it there like all hail a rubah for 13. Yeah, we love it there. Like all hail a robot. You're always invited. You're always invited. You're always invited. You're always invited. Okay, so what was what would you say

was like your worst vacation we ever had? Like what? That's a martin one, right? Because we didn't plan it right. We didn't love the hotel. It's horrible. We won't bash any hotels, but we weren't crazy. But I would say that was probably our least favorite Kids hated it too. Yeah, you know why we're party people I would say that we're pretty we're party people and St. Martin is very quiet not a lot going on You're frowned upon when you're making noise at the pool. So that's just not the gorgas You know, that's not where we come from so yeah

St. Martin I would say, is our spot that we didn't enjoy. They have casinos, yeah. Oh, a roopa. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You'll love it there. Yeah. She wants to go. She wants to go. Yeah. So, no, it was great. We had a great time. My, my, my, how about the piano bar? Piano bar. Oh, my God, guys, we found a sopranos piano bar. It's called sopranos, right? And it's not it's not karaoke But there is a woman who sings she was so talented so amazing saying all of your favorite music like Billy Joel a land is more set like Good song. Anything you want she was so I made that literally made our trip every night because we don't want to go to like a club She was so I made that literally made our trip every night because we don't want to go to like a club

We don't want to like do too much, but we want to go to a soprano bar and drink and express so martini because I have to have an Express a martini at the end of the night, right? And we sang along with this woman She was was not not amazing. That was great We had a great time and pictures of James Gandalfini everywhere. It was like we were back home. It was amazing Do you know we drive by Bata Bings all the time? Quick little fun story. Like we for the sopranos, we Bata Bing where they film Bata Bing is actually a strip club. Oh, yeah, it's a good one. Oh my god. No, she didn't work at that. Erica Jane worked at Tidolations. No, she worked at...

Right across your street. Yeah, there's another one she worked at. I can't think of the name right now. I'm a Danielle. Oh, Danielle, stop. My mother is just a 4-1-1 on the strippers. She knows all the strippers. You want a stripper wearing you?

Oh, you want to confirm that's not true, mother. And when you would come home from working with quarters and dollars, me and my mother would put her on the bed, but she was a bartender. I was like, wait, what are you saying? Get to the punchline. And she was going through college or some guys, you get for a lot of money to say, they'll say for her. And Joe was there. He knows she wasn't stripper because he was there. Well, we told this story that I used to wear cheer shorts and tank tops. Yes, I was not a stripper. I think we've established that for the last 12 years.

Thank you. And we're about the one time that they allowed the bartenders to go up on stage and she wouldn't go. Oh, right. So like one time a year, the bartenders get to have their day. So it's like the bartenders go on stage. And by the way, it wasn't a strip club.

Everybody's in a bikini. It's a bikini bar. And then so as the girls just walking around a bikini way it wasn't a strip club. Everybody's in a bikini. It's a bikini bar. And then so as the girls just walking around a bikini, it's not a strip club, it's not naked. It's a fully dressed, like the bikini I wear now is what they wear because the asses, girls do you hear me? These asses on the bikinis now. It's basically a G string with a little extra.

It's a G string plus one. It's like a medium well. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like a little extra. It's a G string plus one. It's like a medium well. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like a little extra. Joe even says that every time Antonio puts a bathing suit on this from vacation to besides like her not you know these but like which what she gets from the two of these these two pops yeah the the the these two is my mother and my godmother is where my daughter gets her My mother and my godmother is where my daughter gets her vivacious body from But you know so basically the bathing suits that we wear now on the beaches is what these girls were walking around They were selling shots. It was just loud music and they would have their their set which I guess equal strip But like they weren't stripping. You know they weren't so anyway

They had they we have one time a year where it's the bartender's turn So the bartender gets to put on their bikini and make the extra money that night I put a strip clubs a strip club with bikinis on and sexy clothes now if you go to another strip club that no liquor Well, that's a new bar. What's that? So it's they're both called strip clubs. I don't know this didn't feel like a Strip I don't know. I just haven't been to a strip club. Yeah, I don't know if I believe you know one of your One of your buildings is in the backyard of a strip club. How often do you go there for lunch? That's one of the best ones in Germany. No, it's not I can't go I sit there like commotion. I'm like, you want to go in so bad. But she's got four people watching.

She's got me on, she tracks me on my phone. You're a rat, you don't track. Yes, I do. You want to watch your ass. Yeah. Yeah. She tracks me. Yeah.

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You can do that. Okay, so let me look it out of the show and walk around a G string I'm always in a G string so do it then you dance. I don't want to dance. I don't want to do that. I don't have to dance but you could be a little sexy so it gets you. Every man listen, what like cave don't don't don't categorize every every man because if they they might sit there all nice and respectful when they close that door they do some crazy shit. Trust me. What is that mean? What is your porn hub making billions and billions upon the and strip clubs and all that stuff around why? because men men

That's what they do not all men. Yes, so what I think here's what I think Here's what I would do if I was in a relationship, right? I would say to my wife if my if I knew my wife Why am I'm what I'm saying in general, but if I knew my wife was into like say me walking around and a G string as a man I put it on for because I would want to make I can be look at me look me I hear me out. I never want to see your ass in a G string ever I gave you an example. I said if you did, I'll never forget. Here's a fun story. What the elephant one time when I moved in with

Joe, I was 24 years old. I moved in with him. And it next to that Joe, you know, always funky things go on, right? Or wrong guys? Come on funky things go on in the the dresser. Do you know what I mean? What is that called? The end table. Yeah. Your end. What is that?

A nightstand. That's a good nightstand. Okay. There's always something juicy in a nightstand. Everybody knows that. Okay. So I open his nightstand, he leaves me. There he goes to work.

I am investigating. I am in. You went through cabinets. You went in his cabinets I went through anything there was nothing on turn not one joy didn't go through people out there who are dating I'm sure you understand what I'm saying here right soon as they leave you're in their medicine cabinets you're in their draws I was checking the labels on his clothes I wanted to know it all. So anyway, into the nightstand, I go and I pull out a G-string with an elephant on it. What a dirty, dirty dog you must have been. Who puts an elephant on their penis? Let's talk about how big was the elephant truck?

Right, that's why she stayed You know, but do you understand like what did you do with that before me because let's be honest You can tell you can tell the listeners right now You have never put that on for me ever because what I ever at what I ever Not that time you know if you ever walked in the room with an elephant on your penis, first of all, I don't know if I would throw up or start laughing, I'm not sure. But that's where I'm going with that. If you wanted me to wear that in, in where married,

I would take to, to, to, because that's what you're into. Whatever, like if a man wants to see, like, hey, guys go to strip club all the time. But if you came home, I'm for him for, I'm for him. But if you came home, I like what is it so hard to dance? I mean, whoa, I don't want you to sit there and dance all night. I mean, no, I mean, but you can do a little something. Three minutes of sexiness. I get out of the shower.

Three minutes. That's it. I'm happy. I'm happy. You have tight hands. No, I like to just have get get get a little kinky Like I don't want I don't want listen a relationship you would right ma see listen How long have you had love like just say right? Long time right right so what did you want?

Well, you were last in love with I would say with my father like that kind of love right my father like that kind of love. Right. Oh, she would dance for him. She would dance for him. Oh, she would dance. And he would do the elephant. Oh my god. He would do the elephant.

What? I want to hear any of this. We would go to Linnick City. We would stay home. I don't want to hear this. I don't think. Don't tell me. We would stay over in Linnick City.

And not we come at a hotel Not at the casino, but at a hotel Next door wherever and then I go together in the next morning the whole furniture would be Would be destroyed. It would be like Wild woman You wild woman What did you do? The whole room would be upside down. I love it. I love it I have I have all new respect for you. I love you. I know I love you

Well, my mother has been with him since she's 16. That does what does that mean? That's amazing. See, when you get married or you're with to the body and a relationship, you do those crazy things. That's what's amazing. I love that. I love that. Well, I mean, I mean, so if you said to me,

don't expect me to be my mother and father. Why not? Why not? Hey, don't. No, but listen. Unbelievable. Well, I'd say, I'd say, I'd say, love. And you know why that doesn't pay off and you know God bless the soul and everything but he was a cheater.

So and she was doing what does that mean? I love my father to death, but she was giving him all of the extras that he needed. Okay, but if she didn't give it to her, she was putting on. She's still laughing. She was putting on whatever he asked her to put on. The mirrors were being moved. And, and, and, and she still did his thing, which, hmm, it's very telling. So I don't know that I'm going to ever dance for you actually. So never trust you. Here we go. I see. I'm a lost cause. See that now. Let's see that you know because I'm paying for the

season. You are and it's tough and you know I'm gonna be honest. There's another thing that bothers me too like they're on vacation in Aruba and I like to touch my wife I call her kisser rub her and and give her a hug and you know what she'll do he's very touching feeling hold on you know I'll call Joe Well, he's very touching feeling. Hold on. You know, I'll call Joe this. Like, he's extra. No, because listen, I live one life. And if I'm out in the sun, I don't see my wife every day. I go to work all day.

So we're in a beautiful island. She's looking pretty. You know, I don't see her in a bikini or already, she puts these little outfits on. I don't see her like that all the time. So I'm grabbing her, I'm holding on, kissing her, and my kids are there But I want my kids especially my sons and my daughter to see

Be in love in life if you're not in love like that don't be don't get me Tell her that and now but let me tell you what your daughter did let me tell you what you're Your God ordered it. I'm kissing and she would pull away. Let me tell you what your, your, your, your, your, you're God daughter did. I'm Kisuna and she would pull away. She's like, oh, no, I don't want that. I don't want my daughter to think she has to have a man that's all over, over, over her. What Joe is explaining that he was all over me on vacation.

What does that mean? Right? Yes. And talk to them. I'm saying, I'm all over her. I'm touching her. I'm kissing her. I'm giving her a hug. I'm saying I'm all over her. I'm touching her. I'm kissing her. I'm giving her a hug. I'm kissing her on her lips.

But my kid's are there. We'll be sitting in the ocean and he's like, you know, almost, almost, almost making out, almost. Just fine, but my kid's are there. So I do it because I have two sons that I want them to love their wife, the way I love. That's not why you were doing this. I mean, you cannot take your hands.

Come on. Well, I'm not doing it just because of that I'm doing it for both and I'm in a relationship when I'm in a relationship and I'm married I'm going hard I'm gonna give you as much attention and love as possible because I want it back so the moral of the story is like treat people the way you want to be treated right right? But, but then she's, when she was poem, she was pulling away from me. And she's like, and at one moment, she's like, I don't want, I don't want to tone you to see that. She has to live that kind of life. And I'm like, what do you mean?

A guy that has to be all over her. I'm like, why, why? Then I don't want her to marry that guy. Don't be in a relationship and don't. Yes. You taught her that. She said that. And then she's doing the opposite. But my thought on this and and hear me out, my thought on her seeing you give me some now we were with some other couples, they all

love each other very much. Joe, like I said, is a little more extra because because that's so if we're in the water, Joe is holding my back, Joe has me face to face. Joe, like, couples were doing it. OK, a little extra more than the average. And so I just say, I just say, you know, like, I don't want him to think, like, if the guy isn't all over her, like, she's seen her file, like, I can't walk he grabs my ass.

I can't move. He touches the my boob. I can't, like, talk. He starts kissing my face. Like, I don't want her to think like oh this guy's not a good guy He probably doesn't like me because he's not like get rid of him get rid of him I don't want my daughter being what a guy like that Shit every woman that I know no because I'm mad at this every woman Our friends that are that girl husband love language that their husbands that don't do that they hate it they want they want it

well everybody will come on me on the side and I'm like I love the way you do that with your wife I wish my husband every woman so I like to talk about it because I want my daughter to see that and I want my sons I want my sons to treat a woman their wife or a girl respectful all-time and love them if you can't love a woman What do you want her for? I'm on your side. Hold on, I'm asking that. Let's just talk about this for one second.

There are different love languages. You know about the love languages? That's where you're going. No, there's not. There's different kinds of love languages in the world. It's a real true thing. There's a whole book about it. There's physical touch, which is obviously yours. There's, I mean, let's be real. There's words. There's words of affirmation. There's acts

of service. I do that. I do acts of service. All right. We should just say there's quality time. I do that. And physical touch. And I do that. So, oh my god. I got more. She got more. She can please say it. No, you're right. No, I like. No, Joe, your love language. You and I do that. Oh my god. I got more she could please No, I like no Joe your love language. I have to be honest. You have to pick one Is that sick? My angel is that sick? You're not listening. Oh, she could play this is my No, but I have to explain you if you had to pick one if you had to pick one Okay, and I had to go through each person. I can't tell one. I know what yours is because I know how you react. If you don't get physical touch, if you don't have that, you die. You literally die. I will die. I have an accent. I'm going to be time. If I don't have sex, I'll be dead. I'll be dead. You literally start to die.

I shall. All right. An angel. What are you? Words of affirmation, acts of service, which is like receiving gifts, quality time, or physical touch. I have every one of it. I have all of it. But what do you need? What would you need at all? Need it all.

Oh my God, we're having a lot of it. And not to wait to tell you about. You need somebody, not someone that you're crazy about. Somebody who cares about you, somebody who someone that you're crazy about somebody who cares about you somebody who wants you. I love it. Yes. Okay. Well, I think I'm big on. I love it. I love it. So this whole vacation. Who loves me. Who wants to touch me. Love it. To hug me. Do for me. Her husband's absolutely. I have it all. I love it. Okay. But everybody needs to know how weird is that? You guys are not very good at love language. I have to all. I love it. Okay. But everybody needs to have that thing. So how weird is that? You guys are not very good at love language.

I have to be honest. I know that you want them all. We all do. Are you all feel like you have them all, but certain people need certain things. Like, so if I could probably, what do you need? I think I'm more of like a words of affirmation girl. I like to hear it. He tells you you're beautiful 84 times a day. He makes me know. Thank you. I love her. I love that she's right. But Denny. I'm not saying I don't get words of affirmation. I'm saying if I had to choose what I need the most of. I'm a words of affirmation. I don't need quality. I'm not a big gift giver. What would I tell you

for Christmas this year? Joe, Joe, do I ever say this year? This? I was shocked. She's like, I don't have to give me a gift. I'm like, what? I mean, this hasn't happened in 17 years. I mean, now she's like, I'm not a big gift giver. And then, and then when I give her something, right? And if I normally I give her big stuff and I gave her like something else, she's like, I don't like that. You didn't even give me a good gift.

Well, she just said, people, she's lying. No. No, no, no, no. No, I'm just not, that's not like my, it's not my thing. You know it's not. I'm not like a huge on. You're telling me, she gets it every day, that's why.

Well, right. And so I think there is a part of, I think we need to just wrap up the love languages with saying this that most of the time people are, like yearning for things that they don't have. So like, if your husband's the type that doesn't give you that quality time, then you're gonna sit here right now and be like,

oh, I know what I need, I need that quality time. You know, and if you're sitting there and your husband never touches you, never wants you, you're going to be like, I need physical touch. Like, so I think it's going to have to go with according, like, that's what I was saying in your life. Well, I don't know. I, I was just shocked. We all want it all.

I was shocked this trip. And she's really never, you really never did manage. She has an actor like that. She never said that till like this year. You've been weird this year. Every year she goes, no, who cares? Because you know what? And I said this to her. Who doesn't would want that in life? She, what is she? You wanted to be with a guy to be true? Never got for me. You wanted to be with a guy that's nasty. No,

are you want to be with a guy that's into himself baby your own parents for this way your own parents didn't kiss in front of you yes they did no you told me they didn't yes they you told me your dad didn't like your mom did it like my mom didn't go making out with him but he always they want to make out with you in front of my children and kissed they hugged they held hands wrong with this guy. I hold your hand. We were hugging in the water I like it to the average thing. This is where Thank you. Oh, okay, but listen. I cuz you know why you know, I'm gonna tell you why I get carried with I'm that no. I work so much. I burned every dollar hard

I liked that when I'm with my wife, I wanted to feel special. I want to feel special. We live one life. Let's live it. Let's enjoy our show. Let's touch this kiss. I can't go out and go meet a girl. Right?

I want to meet her. Let me meet you in the water and act like we're dating. All right. Let me ask you this. Did we almost ever get caught by Antonia or anything? Oh yeah, almost. I mean, or by Gina or Joey. Yeah, they always can't.

Yeah, Joey. I think Joey was the one that caught us almost. Yes, walked in and there. We never walked in on us. Yes, but he just has this house. They tried. No, he did. And we put a suitcase.

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whenever they want. So Joe is having a panic attack at this point now because he's like, I don't know what to do. Like any time he's trying to touch me, somebody comes flying through the door. And we have to, like, run, like, as bad as we like. Little cockpockers, I can't speak. Oh, my God.

So he might be trying to help him build my house quicker, because he just can't wait to put a lock on the bedroom door, which I don't know why you don't just, you're in construction, just put a lock on the door. I don't know, I just do it. I mean, just get it done, babe, along with getting my house done, that would be amazing as well. I would there today frame us up.

Yes, the house is framed, ready to go. We showed us all around the house. She knows the whole thing. It's so funny, as everybody knows, we're building a house right now. So it's framed and up and we're time to like, you know, I'm designing my closet and picking the cabinets. It's such a stressful time.

I feel like especially when your husband is the builder because I just wanna blame him for everything if it's not done. I'm not listening, but that's, but see, it's fine. It's the way, and again, in relationships, it's the way you speak. Well, I've been very good at that. If you speak, no, hold on, if you speak right,

it doesn't matter, you can tell me a thousand times. Hey, honey, can you get that done in a nice way? Yes, baby anything you want honey? You don't get it. You're very bad if you say in a nasty way No, I'm just being honest if you say it's words mean everything if you say it in a nasty way And that's how that's how the arguments start you got to say it in a nice approach Yes, which your approach is horrible Roach. Yes, which your approach is horrible. No, it's horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Oh my God. I did not know. Hold on. No, no, no. She'll go like this. I'll be out working all day. I'm sweating. I'm dirty.

Richie. She'll be like, what did you do all day? No, that's a terrible. 95 buildings. What are you doing? What did you do today? Yeah, because I get mad at her. It's like you just went to Home Depot again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go to Home Depot. I mean, you know, she has to. You want to meet Joe Gorgherga, ladies and gentlemen,

just find a Home Depot in Northern New Jersey. You will likely have a Joe Gorgherga spotting. Joe, how's the comedy going? You have your tour coming up? Oh, yes, doing great. I just came back from Chicago. Well, we told everyone this story of how TMZ blasted you the last time you were here because you were a little rude

to the crowd. It was a little embarrassing. And then you tell them, why don't you let everyone know just so we can give them like a little recap from what happened since then. Why don't you tell them why don't you let everyone know just so we can give them like a little recap So what happens since then? Why don't you tell them what happened with your daughter and what she did and then what you did in Chicago. Okay, so After that happened with TMZ my door. Oh you guys don't you guys don't even notice Okay, and age of my you don't notice so I come home. This is

It aired so my I come home Tony goes come here. This is it aired. So my I come home, Tony goes, come here. Get in the room. She gets kicks, Gene Oh, and Joey. I was in the room with Gene Oh, and Joey. She sluck closes the door. She sits on a bed. She goes, what happened? Like, like she was the parent. And I'm the kid. And she's like, I can't, I said, what, what do you mean? What happened? She goes, I'm getting these DMs and all my friends are texting me about. Well, they were making tick talks about you too. They were making tick talks about, and I said, I looked at her, and I was, I said, baby, don't worry about it. I had a little slip up, but don't worry, I'm gonna be fine. She's like, Dad, she looked at me, she gave me, she, you sure?

I said, I will be fine. Like, she was very concerned over that. She was extremely concerned. I left. I was thinking about it. And then I go to Chicago the next day I fly out to Chicago now. I'm sitting in a green room ready to go on, okay? Now I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous because I'm I'm sitting here thinking and I'm like oh my god I just you know, I got to get right and there's thousands of people there ready to see me and I just sat there by myself for a second I said wait wait what am I nervous about My daughter sat me down and I said, I'll never make my daughter embarrassed. I'm gonna make her proud of me.

I called her up on a phone, I FaceTimed her. And from backstage. From backstage and I said, honey, you will never be embarrassed of you, father. I love you and I'm gonna go out there and kill her. I'm getting the chills right now, I wanna cry. And she said, kind of funny when your kids start talking to you as the power.

I love her. And I went out there and I had the most amazing three shows ever, standing ovation, people going crazy. And I was like on Riddlin, but it was the thing, because I my daughter couldn't, well, I will always make my daughter proud of me for the rest of my life. But I was a, you know, that's a cute story. I wish you would make me proud when I want you to do well

Well, I'm just saying I was also I was also very embarrassed But like you should what will happen to me you to go out there to make to fix it so your wife's not embarrassed It's like when you guys are everyone out there can probably agree with this when men have a daughter there to make to fix it so your wife's not embarrassed. Yeah, well listen, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, you have to spread that love around, but when a man has a wife and then has just that one daughter, the daughter is queen. She takes over the wife, she takes over everybody. So that's why I do what I do in life. I have children, I put these three kids on this earth, and I'm gonna do everything I possibly can to make it special for them

and teach them the right way in life. So if I got to hold my wife where she tells me get off me, you know, embarrassing me. I don't give a shit. I'll take that abuse because it hurts. It sucks. It really does. I want to hold there. I want to kiss her because I want my children to live the same. I hugging kiss you back. We as we do. I just don't want to do the extra with the hand on the ass or the boom or something. We'll start learning what that's extra. No, no. I'm going to have to say, I'm going to have to say, I'm going to have to say, you're not 100% right here. But I'll be in the middle. How about boss? We have more time. I got to hit one more thing. How much time do we have? What do you want to talk about? I'll talk about one more day. Sure. You got time. You got the mic, kiddo. All right. Okay. Let's talk about this. Let's see what else is

the boss. She's the boss. I'm in her studio. Never forget that. You were the boss that I met her. Gave it up. She goes like this. Do as I say and everything will be okay. She moved in or I was with her a couple of weeks a week. She goes, you know, I'm going to be around a lot more, you know, I'm like, yeah, she's got a credit card. I'm like, oh stop. No, he's totally lying He's totally lying. He he told me because we met right around Christmas time was October was like November He's like take he's a can you go shopping today for my niece Gia? She was two at the time. He's like, can you go buy her something, go buy my sister something for, I'm like, I barely know these people.

You want me to go buy them something for Christmas? Yes, go buy them something. I was like, all right, you got a credit card. So we have time, boss, to keep going or no? Well, and not if you're gonna rip me again. You have more things to say, babe. Oh, ripen you. You got nice things to say,

what, give me the, what's the topic? Let me hear you. Let got nice things to say. What's the topic? Let me hear it. Let's talk about the topic. Like women, marriage can do, women can do anything they want. And if the man wants to go out because the woman, it's a problem. That's the topic. That is so untrue. You had the woman is the neck.

This is true. Yeah, of course. No, I think what you're trying to say, we live in unhealthy relationship that way, Joe Gorgon. No, no, no, no, let me true. Yeah, of course. No, I think what you're trying to say, we live in unhealthy relationship that way, Joe Gorgon. No, no, no, no, let me finish. Yes, we do. Many people are fine with their husbands and wives going out and enjoying themselves.

No, no, here's the difference. Here's, here, here, right. She's not telling. And you're not either. I've been, my wife would be like, all right, listen, I'm going out. Let's talk about this last thing. She's for Christmas, their're sisters and their cousins.

They all get together and they do this. They go to New York and they stay here. They stay overnight and they go party and they have a good time and they do whatever they want. Fine, no big deal. So she said that they set this up again. And she said, all right, well, that night, I don't like to be alone.

I said that night, she's going out. I'm gonna go with my buddies. We're going to have a little Christmas thing. She shut that shit down immediately. She shut no. I mean she's going to the city. Wow I'm about to embarrass you. Wait wait wait wait no you know no you she went to the city. She went to the city. She spent all on her. She slept the night and she went two days in the city. They went to like six restaurants, party, hot bar, whatever they had. So me and my cousins fine and sister. Just don't help me. Me and my cousins every year do a cousins weekend in the city. I

am very lucky where this is where I do feel for you on this and I do. Joe doesn't have like the big, great, tight family. He doesn't have like the big great tight family. He doesn't. He only has you have Kathy, your cousin who you we don't really speak to. No. And you have Teresa. So you don't have like the cousins thing that I have. I have a bunch of cousins were all the same age. I have my two sisters. I have my cousin Tara, my cousin Nick, my cousin Jenna. Like we're all very very tight. It's a beautiful thing. It's nice. It is. So we do a cousins weekend every Christmas in New York City where we usually go see

Mariah Carey, but she hasn't been there in a couple years, but we've been going to see Mariah at Madison Square Garden. And so lately, because she's not there, we've been replacing her with a different show. And then we spend, so we get spend the night, they get a night. What's so odd? Which is fun. No, hold on, hold on. Hold on. I have to finish this story now that you started it. You guys. So this is what we do.

And yes, we do make a whole thing of it. So we will get the house, right? So we'll rent like an Airbnb. We go in, when we get there, we do dinner, then we get drinks. Well, first we go to the show, right? Then we get dinner, then we go somewhere after and get some drinks then the next day we wake up It's Sunday will do some brunch and then I go home. It's not

They probably hit it a couple other Doesn't matter who we probably do but let me get to the point of what you're gonna say before he says anything Okay, okay, I could the show or good. This is such like an asshole move. Okay, so guys I know you're gonna agree with this listeners. Please DM me because I know you know, I know you think I'm right So when your girls when the girls are going to New York City and anyone who doesn't live around here It's like you know if you're going to New York for the night and you're having a girls night in New York City Which New York is huge? There's thousands of people

could go to New York and never run into each other. One thousand people. But it's the same thing. Like hold on. If the guys were going to a bachelor party in a Atlantic city, right? And you said, hey, I'm going with the guys to Atlantic City tonight, right? And then I round up the troops of girls and say, oh, guess what? We're going to Atlantic City tonight too. Go ahead. No. Yes, you can. You can. You go to Bergata. We're going to Lanark City tonight too. Go ahead. No. Yes you can. You go to Bergata. We're going to Harris. No big deal.

It's a big deal. It's a big deal. Yeah, I'm just saying I'll go party. I'll go party at the Harris. And you said, oh, well, we got nothing to do. We're going to Lanark City. No prom. Go to Bergata.

You're not going to cross Texas. All right. So here we are. So Joe told me. So I told him I was going to have a girls week at a New York city Nobody does he calls me up right before I'm gonna leave no no me up. Oh, I'm going to New York too with all my friends I'm like who does that you don't you don't go there is name spot the girls There's nowhere to go in Jersey nothing. Yes, there is nothing there is nothing to do so in Jersey nothing there is nothing there is nothing to do so we never went she knows she didn't let me go she yelled at me like a

screaming I first of all I didn't I didn't not let them go I freaked and I said you can't go to Linux City I said go out with your friends to dinner and you Jersey to all the restaurants you usually go to you never go to your so I can go to some like little boring restaurant it's not oh my god see Joe's a one-upper so whatever you are yeah you you could have went to Atlantic City I would yes Joe that doubted been worse too and I'm sleeping a night in a

land you could have went to a Atlantic City with your friends and I couldn't have said we were gonna go to dinner in a city hang out to us top tower we were gonna go to dinner in a city hang out Hot towel go to dinner sit there where you can hang out have a drink and come home You can't go to the same you can't go to the same but let me explain something if that was me with my friends I'm giving an example because this is where you're wrong if it was me with my cousins and I was going out for a two-day thing And then New York City she would go out because she'd be like I got nothing to do And I was going out for a two day thing and then New York said she would go out because she'd be like I got nothing to do I'm like, oh my god, you would go to your business. No, where to go in Jersey everything shut There's nothing to do. Well, what do you go to see I would say if that was me?

He's really looking to top me off. He's really looking to top off whatever I was going to do No, I'm not trying to make you look back all All sounds the same. I'm not saying that is not fair in a relationship. So then what happens is you fight. Now, if you said to me, I'm going here, go ahead. You can go, but I can go to. Why am I allowed to go? Well, because go a different week, you can go for Joe. No, no, no.

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I just feel like you have your opinion on this and this is one of those things where I have my opinion. Personally, I think there are times that I can go out with my girlfriends and you can stay home and watch TV for hanging out with the kids. But not when you're going out for two nights. I'm going out for one night. It's Christmas. I want to go out with my friends and it's not one up in you or jealousy. So you did. You went to Houston. Yeah, but it was horrible. It was quiet and I came home.

Because see, this is just to wrap this story up. No, no, I really want the listeners to let me know what their thoughts on this are. You know, I feel like if Joe knows I'm out and in his brain, he feels he also needs to go out and have like a wild time. Not like a hey, I'm going to go get dinner with the guy. That's her insecurities. No, it's not. It's wrong.

It's not like, hey, I want to go get dinner with the guys. That's her insecurities. No it's not. It's wrong. It's not like hey I wanna go have dinner with the guys. It's like I gotta do like Tau in New York City. It was. That's probably the wildest place you can choose. But let me if Joe, if Joe, your husband was going out for two nights in a city with his friends, six people, let's just say two all nighters going crazy, whatever, which is fine. Not going crazy.

Would you allow Christmas? What would you do? You wouldn't sit home watch TV or go to a little restaurant. Hell no. You have done your comedy things in Chicago with all your boys. I stay home every night. No, you didn't. You went out one night. You went out.

Didn't. Didn't. Didn't. But I go to what you did in New Jersey. If I went out for two nights in the city with my friends, I would want you to go out. I wouldn't care. So you don't want my phone.

Joe's not going to agree with me on this, everyone. But the point is, Joe cannot sit still if I'm in New York having a dinner, he has to want a dinner. That's normal. If we're married and we're a couple, if I don't feel like going out the night, I don't. If you're going out for the two nights or one night, I'll go out my, it's my night out with my guys.

All right, well, I go out, you should go out, okay? You know, things I feel like in relationships relationships I think it's supposed to get easier the longer you're married no what because you're supposed to just like care less or something I don't know it's not that's a matter of trust you trust right go out go have a good time that's right go to New York go with your friends who cares I'm never gonna tell my wife she can't go anywhere. She tells me I can't go I always do say that too. I'm always like I'm Melissa Gorga like everywhere I go and I'm being watched and guess what so are you I'm very comfortable letting you out because everyone DMs me when you're in the Duncan Donuts.

And they show me the back of your head in Duncan Donuts. And they're like, Joe is here, Melissa. Yeah. They would tweet to me, just saw Joe partying. All's I'm saying is, we're cut the arguments out. If you go out, I go out, if you go out, you can go out.

No big deal. You don't got to shut me down. Once in a while, when one goes goes out the other can stay home. No problem. We've done that already. You know, I see this is a spicy topic in our home. So we are going to move. It is crazy.

Everyone thinks we're crazy with it. I'm not crazy. So I'm very open and honest with my listeners. I'm very open and honest with the listeners and we like to be honest with them and show them our crazy part. Everyone thinks Melissa and Joe are so perfect. No, you're wrong. We have these issues that we're explaining to you.

We do. We have these issues. Anyway, so we're going to move on for a minute from all of this because Joe and I could go back and forth all day when it comes to like going out relationships. I mean all of that stuff we really could we have so much you go out and enjoy yourself. I like to go out and enjoy myself too. Over. I see. She'll be like now you can't go. Donna Marco is so funny. She is so funny. I can't handle it. All right, so listen, I usually do. I usually end with grilled with gorgah, okay.

But since you've done it already, I can't re-ask you all of the questions. I'm not gonna re-ask you. So we're gonna go with a little something different today. It's gonna be called dating Donna. Oh, okay. We're gonna go with dating Donna. Tonight to give it a little wrap up, we're gonna date Donna.

So mom, we need to know what you're looking, I would love for you to be happy. Okay, I don't wanna hear about anything. I know you're not into like touching too much. I know you're not. That's right. Because she's not. Let me just say something. It depends on the person. If she was really attracted to him, she would be very touchy-feely. She's that type of

person. If she's attracted. And he has to have a sense of humor. Oh, he has to have a sense of humor. It's funny. She'll talk about I've heard my mother talk about my father's like hands She'll be like oh my god his hands like she was obsessed Oh, and she liked his neck he'd had a strong neck I know I know my dad was very handsome hands where I think like my children, I mean, Joe, we're both, you know, I think we're both too well too, but I think Gina looks just like my father. When he was, yeah, it's such a weird,

because he's such a mix of like, Gorgah, anyway, getting back to dating with Donna. Okay, we're gonna date with Donna. Give me at 73 years old, because there are a lot of widowed women out there. Two, there's a million that wanna go on a date. And even just divorce ladies, like what do you give me your ideal first date?

What do you want to do on your first date? First date? Well, I guess you can talk and get to know the person. I go to the casino. It is. Would it be a day date? Would it be a day date or a night date? Oh, a start with a day date.

Why does it feel less intimate a day date? Well, it depends if I know the person or not. If it's just the first time or I know that you do prefer a group setting. So she likes to be introduced amongst other people, which I think a lot of people do. I know the person. And now you gotta get on the app. I'm sure there's an app for like a seven year old enough.

You don't wanna go in any way. I always say Joe. I have to type a girl. If you and I were divorced, God forbid, tomorrow, I would not join the app. I know I'm not used to that world. Like I need to sit and at the bar or wherever I may be and like feel the tension or feel drawn to someone.

Would you Joe, would you join the app? I'm the absolute not. I go out and I'll be there. No, I like to meet through another person. We're also old school in this room. Oh Lord help us. Okay. What's your biggest pet peeveve mom? What would get me? Oh Cheap I cannot be cheap or I'll walk right out the okay. What's your biggest turn off?

No, no, that's a pet peeve your turn up. What would turn you off? Like if he had long Spagger nails to say the waitress Same I hate that help if they're like you know, no, no, it's how you treat the waiters the waitress The door man. I like that if a person is a good if they're a good person If they're nice and if they're nice to animals, you know, they're good in their heart Okay nice to animals. You know they're good in their heart. Okay. Okay. There's probably so many eligible vouchers out there. Okay. So if you were to bring your date home and you were going to home to your own home. Oh, no, no, no, you have to bring them home. I'll bring them to the sure house. Oh my God. She would bring them to my sure house.

She said, okay, but if you were to bring them back home What's TV show would you put on and watch with him? Would you say would you say let's watch my daughter on TV? Never why you said brother tell anybody Well, we all know you're the biggest star in the family. They recognize you in the elevator. That's true. They recognize you even in shop right on my ass. OK.

So when, I mean, how long would it be until you would introduce this guy to all of us to the family? Six months. What? No way. No way. Six months. We can't let you date someone we don't know.

Sun and lords are so critical and so overprotective. Do you think I'm gonna bring some poor guy into my group? Why not? We are the most fun family there is. Let's give them first so it'll take me time. Alright, three months, three months. Three months is still a long time. So you're gonna call us and say I'm going out with so and so. And we don't know who he is for three months. I was engaged to your daughter five months. Oh, well, you're a man. Cooker. Ten months. God, Joe. She wasn't wasted. No, she saw that house and that crack. So by the time you,

by the time. Oh, Lord, by the time you saw, by the time you introduced him to us, at that point would you say this is my boyfriend or would you say this is my friend? I would take that long to say boyfriend, not just dating, I'd say three months. Alright, and you would introduce him to me and you're in my sisters. Oh god. And you're crazy son-in-law. Oh, they're the worst. Okay, alright, and last but not least, give me a physical description of this man.

If you had to choose. You should be Italian-looking, dark hair. Yeah. I'd go for darker complexion tan. All right, is he tall? I'm gonna look. She wants him to look like my husband. She is such a kiss ass this woman. I like that style.

All right, and let me ask you this. What, just because I'm going to do a little grilled with gorgah. Okay. What's your biggest regret in life? I don't really want to say it. Well, staying too long with your daddy. Oh, okay. Well, that's fair.

Staying in a cheating relationship. Yeah, he was, I loved him. He loved me, but he was a little bit of a rover. A water? A rover. What the hell's a rover? Like two rover eggs. Oh, you mean he was's a rover? Like to rover it. Oh, you mean he was a wanderer?

Not every day, but he had his things. He was a wanderer. He occasionally. And what it was your best decision you've ever made. My best was having my three kids. Well, that's always. Oh, shit. Anything else?

That's great in your life besides me. I'm the baby. That means that I'm the chosen one. Yeah, but I used to be the funny part is I used to be my mother's favorite, but then slowly my sister Lisa, I would say, is now. Yeah, as you liked Kimmy back in the day, yeah, I Kimmy's my oldest, but they're all bossy. What am I talking about? All three of them boss me around. Tell me what to wear, what to do. Least is the least amount of bossy.

I have some put my makeup on. They're all bossy. I would say our middle sister is the least opinionated. That's because she's the most like me. Yeah, she's more just like free spirit, wild, free. Okay, last but not least, I always ask this, if it was a day about Donna and what would you do to treat yourself? What would that be for that day? We all know what you're going to say. What would it be, mother? Go to the ocean casino. Oh my God.

No, it would be go to an island and where there's gambling. I'm just gonna see the island. I'm gonna see the boat. She wants to go to an island where there's gambling. Oh my God. All right, well that wraps up dating with Donna. So any eligible bachelor's out there, please DM me, um, you know, or don't.

I would, I would look, yes, or GM Donna, okay? DM Donna. She's Donna Marco on Instagram. I get them. I don't answer. Well, we can, we could sort through them. Joe, any last words, final things do you, do you love when you come and talk and sight full and beyond the podcast? I just want to say how much I love you and adore you and you look amazing right now and you're just the best. Oh, thanks honey. I love working. I love coming into this office and I'm proud of you on the display, baby. You are? Yes. You like my envy. you like me and envy sweat suit. I do and you know and and you know, I'm so excited that you know

Melissa's launching a new envy bigger and nicer so coming soon We haven't we haven't talked about it yet, but coming soon. We have some big news for you guys And last but not least where are you? Where's your next comedy act? Where where can we see you next? I mean, you guys can go to the real joe gorgher.com. You can purchase tickets to all of his upcoming shows. I do believe that they're in he's in Albany, New York. He's in Connecticut coming up. Tampa's coming. Sarah cues. Sarah cues. Miami. Boca. Boca. Miami. Not Miami. Q Miami Boca Boca Miami not Miami. Uh Tampa. I'm going to Tampa. I'm going to Boston. I'll be in Harris. All right. Well, they're all they're all on the real Joe Gorgher.com. So if anybody wants to

come out and support Joe, I would love that. I'm so proud of him. He's very, very funny. By the way, yes, my mother Donna Marco will be giggling in the crowd if you want to bring your fathers. So yes, guys, I love you all so much. I love that I'm able to share my family, my crazy family with you all. Yeah, we're not typical. I would say I don't have like a typical family. I don't think Joe and I are very typical either. I think that we're all special. Oh, no, we're normal. We're all normal. We laugh a lot. We're big laughers in the family. I have to say my mother-in-law and my hair, you guys are amazing. An Angel, thank you for joining us. You're the best godmother anyone can ask for.

I mean, you guys, you guys are a lot more. I call her Sissy. A lot of love and everything, so you know, keep it up and we love you. Yes, thank you. We just randomly, they showed up today and we just threw them on and I think they did a good laughing job. Yes, they did. Yes, amazing. All right, everyone.

We love you. All the guys. Peace out. Peace. Bye. No! Yeah!