On Display with Melissa Gorga - Cool Kids, Apple Pay, and Traitors (w/ Joe Gorga)

Episode Date: January 16, 2025

Melissa invites the always hilarious, Joe Gorga, back onto the show to talk about the parental dilemmas with Apple Pay, Joe’s NSFW idea for his own cookie business, and who, out of the two of them, would make the better employee.  Melissa and Joe also give us their take on the latest season of Traitors, the team they’d want to play for on the show, and why Joe would probably blow up his game on Day 1.  This week’s sponsors: Apartments.com – The Place to Find a Place: www.apartments.com Dime - High-End Skincare: www.DimeBeautyCo.com PlutoTV - Free Streaming TV: www.Pluto.TV Progressive - "Name-Your-Price" Tool: www.Progressive.com 

Oh inappropriate. See, see they'll kill it. I'm telling you they'll kill it. No one wants to eat that cookie. Well, let's go man, you know, I want to welcome everybody today went on display with Joey Gorga and the one and only and Maybe maybe what my guest I'm gonna maybe I didn't want to say it but I was gonna say maybe my guess but you know the wonderful cookie making Sprinkle son of a bitch Joy throughout the world one household at a time. It's me your girl Missy G That kind of sucked you got to be a little stronger It did suck because I was gonna like kind of bust your balls and I kept on looking at you look so good So I couldn't you feel bad being mean to me because I work too hard lately

Well, you got to work now you you feel like I remember those episodes when you fought me and you fought and you wanted to work That's right. I'm a woman hear me roar now. I want you to work and when I don't see you working I get nasty Now I like it. See guys Let me tell everybody for all those all my Real Housewives of New Jersey fans out there that know the show and they know What Joe Gorga did to me Through that whole year or couple years straight where he did not want me to go to work Hello Did his tune change?

His tune has changed. Now he's mad if he comes home when I'm not working. He's like, huh? Yeah, what do you mean? What's going on with Sprinkle? Yeah, aren't you at Envy like and she's bitchy and she bitches, you know, she's like I'm like, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Keep going now. Yeah That's right I can still go to lunch and do all of those things. I just choose to put my priorities in line. That's right. Your priorities, you keep working.

You want to work, now work. Yeah. Well, you've made me... I work a lot these days, so how's that? Keep working. Well, do you want to talk about sprinkle for a second? Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle. We're just sprinkling joy throughout the world.

Yeah, I feel like I get so much, guys, one thing I didn't know, right Joe, is like, did you think it was gonna be as big as it was in 10 days? I pulled it off, it was sold out in 10 days. Did you think that that was gonna happen? Less than that, wasn't it? I gave it 10 days and then we were overwhelmed instantly and I know a lot of the

There's a lot of customers out there who waited a long time to get their cookies and I'm again I am personally you're hearing it from my mouth. I'm saying thank you. Thank you Thank you so much for your patience and waiting and it really was overwhelming patience and waiting and it really was overwhelming but also so great and exciting at the same time and the truth is every time people get the cookies they're like these are so good and then they want to reorder which you know that I'm not in shock about because once we created the perfect cookie my baker and I we were like this is it like amazing and people love them. Yeah listen the product is amazing it really is the cookie is great and I we were like this is it like amazing and people love them. Yeah, listen, the product is amazing It really is the cookies great and I don't even like sprinkle cookies, but I like this one

I really do because they're like butter if you're not like a sweet butter cookie. They're not super sweet. They're butter cookies They have like a little like almond and a set right type vibe going to them as well They're just they're great. So I just want to say thank you and I just want to know if my husband's in shock that once Melissa Gorgas does it again. Is Joe Gorgas in shock? Oh my god. It was the shadiest. It's the shadiest like amazing thought out business I've ever done. Chefs kiss to me for this one guys. I have to give it to you Good and we thought it would just be like we weren't sure at first

We're like, maybe it'll just be like this Christmas thing because it's such a big deal. No, no, we're coming out. We're rolling We it would still be going on right now except for you know Everyone knows the story of me waiting for my boxes because I didn't think I needed to order more than 20,000 boxes, but I did, evidently. So it's rolling out again just in time for Valentine's Day and everyone's going to get like be able to send this for Valentine's Day to all of their friends and families and sister-in-laws and their Galentines. And it's just a hit. It's a hit. It's awesome. You know what I'm gonna do? Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get into the box business because you can't get boxes. It's insane. You got boxes 10 weeks out. You got to...

Well, the custom ones that I want because I wanted the really high end boxes. No, no. Anybody tell your husbands, any women out there, you want to get into a new business, get into the box business. That's right. We buying from you because it's it's out of control. And I did not know how difficult it was to get a custom box quickly until I opened sprinkle. And now I'm like, Wow, it's no joke, like trying to get a custom box. But my problem is, you know, we opened very close to Christmas, we got an extreme high demand of orders the first week. I did a lot of press.

I went, you know, an extreme high demand. I don't wanna talk numbers, but it was extreme. And I was like, uh-oh, we sold all of these. Can you bake all of these? He's like, yeah, I can bake them, but what would you like me to pack them and ship them in? I'm like, hmm, whoa, what do you mean? How many boxes did we order?

So I think it's fun to give you guys like a little bit of behind the scenes of what goes on because I know so many of you were supportive and ordered and probably were like hating on me probably for a moment in time, like, Melissa, I want my cookies and I totally get it. But we figured it out now. We will never, we will sell out if we don't have the boxes.

That's moving forward. You'll only be able to purchase a cookie if I have that box in the bakery or else we will sell it out. It's sold out right now. Right. We launched in Christmas time. It was crazy. And it is what it is. You live and learn but it was great. You know, the success was the product is good. It is. That was the key. It is. Everybody loves the product so that's good. It's awesome and we're coming out with the cutest. Just so you know guys, get ready because the last week in January it's going to open back up again and it is going to be pink and red sprinkles for Valentine's Day And you're able to send a gift note with it and it's gonna be really super cute

So make sure you guys keep that in mind sprinkle by mg.com opening back up the last week in January So we're gonna send it to all your sister-in-laws. Oh You know, you're gonna say happy Galentine's day don't throw these in the garbage don't tell me the garbage We should have a garbage come with it and thenine's Day. Don't throw these in the garbage. Don't throw them in the garbage. We should have a garbage come with it. And then they decide if they wanna throw it in the garbage or not. Oh, now you want me to ship a garbage out with this sprinkle cookie. Yeah, a little can,

a little can, like a flip can, you know? Oh my God, the bronze won't fit. Oh, that's cool, that's a good idea. Joe, you are just such a genius. I am. Wait, you know what I'm really thinking about, Joe? How genius is this? What?

I'm thinking about like for sprinkle by MG breaking some cookies and calling them crumbs because then it would really be a full circle moment and you know guys you can buy Melissa's crumbs crumbs broken but you know what you know what that's a good idea how about the let's let's want to tell him this you want to tell him the news now about you know what, you know what, that's a good idea. How about the, let's, let's want to tell them this. You want to tell them the news now about, you know, Pat's Rad Parties? We're gonna be sending out penis cookies. Oh my God.

From Joey Gorgas. This is not true. This is 1000% not true. Yes. Not true. Guys, I think you should vote on this cause Joe Gorgas seems to think that if he makes t-shirts right now, how ridiculous

is this? I'm going to let the people tell us here in our DMS. Okay. You guys DM us on Instagram. Joe Gorgas thinks it would be a great business and a great thing to make t-shirts that say everybody my stuff. Don't tell everybody my stuff because somebody's going to come out with no one else. Don't you dare do it. Matter of fact, let's remember this. I'm gonna

come out with no you're not. I'm just gonna do it. I just I'm been the people. No one's buying that t shirt. Yes, they are. No one's wearing that. I bet you that. Okay. Let's not talk about it. Next month. It's out. Oh my god. Let's see what happens. Well, and we'll recap on I'm sure he'll run out of them. Yeah. But the penis idea see what happens. And we'll recap on it. I'm sure he'll run out of them. Yeah. But the penis idea, they're coming.

They're coming. Don't listen to him. There are no penis cookies coming. Oh, yes. He's like ridiculous. Yes, they are. There's no penis cookies coming. No, there's not.

Yes. Cream filled and all. Lord, moving on. Cream filled and all. You can have any one you want. Okay. Oh, inappropriate. See?

See? They'll kill it. I'm, see, they'll kill it. I'm telling you they'll kill it. Yeah. No one wants to eat that cookie. I promise you that. You'll eat it. I know you will. Oh my God. Anyway, can we move on a little bit? You know one thing I do want to talk about just while we're on to the whole like business entrepreneurial thing. I think I always knew that after my kids got a little older that I would just be a workaholic. But anyway, I saw, I was thinking about it. And now that I am a boss in so many ways,

I have employees, right Joe? And I know you have employees too, but I have employees. Do you feel like sometimes when I delegate and I say like, you know, I need you to do this, this and this today or I delegate to I don't forget. I have employees all around whether it be Envy, whether it be sprinkle, whether it be for the podcast, whether it be assistance, right? Whatever it may be. Um, Do you not feel like I personally feel like I would want to hire me if I were if like if you're a boss and like I applied for the job, you need to hire me.

Like I'm just like I would be the best employee. I would go above and beyond. I would get everything done before it's due. Like they would want to give me a raise instantly. Like, do you feel like that about yourself? Because I just think like my god, if I was an employee, and like I could work for you, you would die for me. I'd be like your number one. Yeah, I always I always tell everybody, listen, you want to

get you want to make more money, you got to be wanted. You got to when you come to work, I see when you step field, step foot on this field here at work, wherever wherever it is, you got to give it 100%. So then the your your balls can say, Wow, I can't get rid of Melissa. She's amazing. I need her. Let me give her whatever she needs. You know, so people are eat. Yeah, because people come into work and they're like, Ah, let me get my eight hours in and

go home. I'm done. I can't take this is and they slack. No, come to work and let's go take it to the next level. So then your boss to be like, Oh my god, I need this person. I can't let them go. Let me give him a race. Let me give them this. Let me

give them that, you know, no, I do feel like it's nice advice to give. As both of us being business owners, right Joe, and having employees and such, it is good to give you guys, if you're out there, a little advice. Trust me, do something that wasn't asked of you. Do something that it's not your punch list for the day, which you know you have no choice that you have to do. Do like one thing extra.

And I don't care if you work at wherever, at Dunkin Donuts, at Starbucks, whatever, just be like, you know what I did? I cleaned underneath that oven today because I saw it was like a little, nobody asked you to do it, right? But you did it. Oh my God, Your boss will be so

Taken away. Do you agree with me Joe like just something that wasn't on the agenda that you went and just did yourself Because you thought it needed to be done like ah Yeah, you gotta remember the harder you work all day the day goes faster Anyway, so just stay busy and go go go and huh and listen I I want to ask you who do you think if we both were, we worked for the same company, me and you, right? Me and you? Me and you, we work for the same company. Okay, what do we work? Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It could be anywhere. Who would be the better employee? And harder worker? And who would take who would be like employee to the week and the month and the next month?

And okay, so do we work at like a lighting store? Maybe we work anywhere. No, we work. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter wherever we work. I'm going to be who you think out of both of us and be honest because I want you to your honest opinion. Who would you think would be employed a week, played a month, play every day of the year? Definitely me. No, you're wrong. No, a thousand percent.

I'm so organized. I will blow you. I'm so fast. I'm so fast. I get things done and they'll be like, you're done. I'm like, I'm done.. I will blow my own fast. I'm so I get things done. And they'll be like, you're done. I'm like, I'm done. You have tomorrow's work. I'm ready to do tomorrow's work. I will blow you out of the water. You would be so mad. You would be somebody like, Oh my god, he won again. He's employed

a week. You would get employee of the week just for being like, the guy that makes work more fun or like the guy that like makes it like chill Melissa's get shit done and Joe's like oh he's funny he makes us laugh like he's he's here and like whatever but like Melissa like ran circles around the whole entire office today. Right I cannot work anything anybody you know. You really think you'd beat me and employ them. I'm serious. Really? Really? I make you look silly. I love you, babe. You know that. Oh God.

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Guys, can I just say, I know you guys all saw our children grow up, right? And you saw them as toddlers mostly and small children. But when your kids become teenagers and you actually get to hang out with them It's so great. It's like you have built-in like friends that you're most comfortable with Joe. How do you feel about that? I just oh, I love it. My boys and my daughter my best friends, you know, really I don't care to be with anyone else but them really I could hang with them. They're funny We're chilled. No one in our family, no one argues. They have a good personality. Yeah, very chill, right? Nobody.

Joey's the chillest. He's my personality. He gets along with everybody. He's my personality. Gino's the bitchiest. Gino and Antonia are the bitchiest. Gino's the most materialistic. Yeah, he is. More than Antonia. Geno spends more money than anyone in this house. He's the quiet, deadly one. Quiet killer, I think we should call him. He doesn't say much. He's not, he does not like the one who's going to be on Instagram.

He doesn't like attention. He doesn't want all eyes on him, But he wants top of the line, everything top of the line lunch, top of the line food. He takes himself out to lunch with his damn little thing that he pushes on the side of his phone, the Apple Pay. My credit card is attached to stop Gino buys himself lunches, okay, that I would feel guilty about doing, which I should never feel guilty about doing anything,

but Gino goes and sits and has a farm-to-table lunch at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday that's healthy and organic, which, okay, fine, but his bill is like, I'm like, Gino, if I did this every day, I'd be like, God, because we're just, even though we have the money, it is what it is, we're Joe, we were like bread to like, you don't need that. You don't have to spend money there. See, right. I feel bad that way.

Bad. I didn't spend any money. My parents went to work hard. And I just, you know, I just, I've worked too. I was nine years old, I started my own job, had my own money. So I feel like what do you people think I want? What does everybody think out there? I mean, this Apple pay thing on their phones is terrible I think that's a that you're training your kids not to appreciate or know the value of a dollar I rather them give them give them a hundred bucks a week or whatever allowance is gonna be Rather give them that let them work that hundred dollars the whole instead of this Apple pay and they can do whatever they want.

I can't stand it. I've been telling you, get it off their phone. I don't know how to do it. I'm not technical and you want to blame it on me all day. So do it. Get it off their phone because that's the worst thing. Swiping a credit card. Wait, I have to interrupt.

So Joe and I, I sent a family video yesterday of my bank account and I literally like take a video on my cell phone and just show all of the debits that are coming out of my bank account because of Gino Gorga every day. Because Gino has his own car now and he's a very expensive child. So I sent out this video videoing like, so this is what Gino ate today everyone. If we go broke Gorgas, it's because of Gino Gorgas. And I'm

going down the list of all the money Gino spends, right? Joe rings the phone instantly. Get that Apple pay off his phone. Take it off tonight. When he gets home tonight, we're taking it off. Ba ba ba ba. Okay, fast forward. It's dinner last night. We're all sitting there and I go, okay, Joe, time to tell Gino,

hand over the phone so we can take the apple. Gino's like, dad, I gotta eat healthy. I gotta eat. I'm hungry. Ba ba ba. I'm a grub. Joe all of a sudden gets meeker and meeker. I'm like looking at Joe like, well, when are you gonna take his phone, Joe?

It's time to... And before you know, Joe just stops talking about it. But why do I have to take his phone? I don't... That's the way to get it off. That's the only way to get it off. Oh, I didn't know that. Why don't you just stop it on the computer? Because you give in to him as soon as he starts talking about food. I give in to everybody, but I don't you just stop it on the computer? You don't know what it is. Because you give in to him as soon as he starts talking about food. I give in to everybody, but I don't care. And then Joe's like this, well you know, all these rich kids that we live around over here,

they all do it, they're all spending money, this is the problem, you know? No, it sucks, I don't like it. I don't know why these parents do it. I don't know what to do. I am so confused. What is the allowance? What do you give him?

It's $100, but it's not like they're spending on he's not buying like I don't know he's buying food What do you? But I said to him come home and make a peanut butter and jelly Have a $50 lunch three times a day all go no not three times a day My god, I don't know what to do man. Anyway. I know there's a lot of parents struggling with the Apple Pay situation I know you guys all feel. No, but see the problem is you have to put a limit on that Apple Pay That's what you have to do. There is a way that you can do like you transfer the money and so there's another I think So do that. It's something else where it's like they asked for it

You can quickly put 50 bucks into their account or something do that so then they could see him like oh my god I got $100 to spend and let them manage their money. That's what you need to do. That's what I want to do the whole like click click on the side of the phone. Oh shit. I can't take it. I'm working my ass off. So I do is we work, work, work, work, pay the bills. Everybody. Everybody enjoys himself. I do nothing.

Let's talk about how amazing Joey is for one more minute. Now she favors a little one because he's so amazing. His personality. Everyone should know this about him. Yeah, because you know, Gino's a really hard worker. We're like ripping Gino over here. But like, Gino just broke his wrist also. Therefore, Joe feels bad for him. He was wrestling guys were so upset. And I don't go to a lot of the wrestling matches because it gives me major anxiety. And I and I don't go to a lot of the wrestling matches because it gives me major anxiety and I just truly don't enjoy it but it was he went and picked someone up

and they slammed each other whatever it was besides for me having anxiety attacks. It was a move it wasn't like a like a whatever it was. He did this move he slammed it was an accident but yeah he caught his wrist underneath. He caught his wrist and he's out for four weeks. Yeah, he's fractured. Six weeks. A very small fracture, but he's out now. Six weeks, which kind of sucks because it's his junior year and sad, you know.

But as I said, first, as soon as that happens. But who would you say is the most organized, hardest worker in the house? Who will do the most work? If you need the garbage taken out, who's going to do it? Joey. Wow. No, that answer is incorrect. I think you're wrong.

Gino. No, I think Joey's more now. Joey's just such a good kid these days. But no, Gino's room will be the cleanest. Gino will do you a favor before anyone else. Joey is the sweetest in the house. Joey's the same way. Joey's the coolest, the funniest, and the chillest.

And Antonia, woof. What do we say about her? She's the devil. That's the devil coming. She's like the Tasmanian devil. She walks so heavy. You would think she was a 500 pound, like 19 year old. The way she walks upstairs is like,

boom boom, boom boom, boom boom. It's like an avalanche is coming down the stairs. And then you get nervous. Like as she's coming, you're like. And then we're like this. What is she gonna do? Here she comes. And she's like.

And she walks in and she's like, wow. Like it's like. Girls, girls are rough. I will say she's gotten better since she's in her since she's gone to college She's gotten better a little better, but I'm still she's still not there. She still looks at us like we're crazy Anyway, your girls are born there. They're they're so cute as babies in a three years old four five Six seven yeah, I love it. Six, seven, eight. I love you. Hopping around, doing her ballet.

Everything's great. Soon as they turn 12, it's like 12 to 13. The fangs just come out. You're like, who are you? Like what? Who is this person? And you ever see the movie The Exorcist

where they float in the air? They float in the air? They float in the air. They do between 12, between 12 years old and 19, she's floating. You don't know what she's going to be. Every, every mood is different. I love, I love my daughter, but you know what? I have a hundred boys before I have more girls are crazy. They're nuts.

I think one is a perfect amount of girls. Oh my God. And she gives us something that the boys don't also. It's funny, you and her on TikTok are hysterical. You guys just made this funny TikTok. And it's like, our boys, we wouldn't have that with our boys, right? So if you guys follow Antonia on TikTok, she usually pulls Joe into some funny situation. She's Antonia Gorga with with like two A's I believe but

right like she gives us like it is important. I do love having boys and girls around. Yeah. But you know, I think everyone loves whatever they have. It's just and she's awesome. And Tony is like a hard worker. She's a good kid. That's one thing you have to say about it. Right, Joe. She's like actually she likes hanging out with us. She always wants to be with us. I just think, you know, I just think that, you know, men should have just multiple wives

and can have multiple kids like in all different households. That's called like polygamy or something. Yeah, I think that's what we should do. Big love, oh my God. I'd have a hundred kids, as long as I could split them all up, you know, with different women and so you don't get upset. You're like, oh my God, all these kids, you know.

Someone needs to bring back Big Love. Joe, do you remember that I used to make you watch it like 10 years ago, it was the guy who had like multiple wives and they would all, it was on HBO. They all used to get jealous. That wife swap thing? No. They should bring that back.

That's a good show. Yes, they should. That's a good one. Remember that one? Yeah, but Big Love, Joe, had multiple wives. One guy legit had multiple wives. Really? Yeah, it was crazy. I remember that one. Yeah, but big love Joe had multiple white one guy Legit had multiple wives. Really? Yeah Mormons it was Mormons. I'll try although our Salt Lake City girls. They don't give us any of that I have to be honest when I heard that like Salt Lake City was coming to town

I was like, yeah, like this is gonna be so juicy There's gonna be women with multiple husbands, with multiple wives. And I was waiting for it all. And they're all like, we love our husbands. We're only married to our husbands. We do. I'm like, wait, where's the Mormon?

I thought there was like, I understand there's the whole church and everything, but I thought we were gonna get like, and I am not ripping on Salt Lake at all because I think it is the best franchise. It is amazing I actually know it's not better than Jersey. It's not but it's you know, it's the most similar to Jersey. I know I love And they're all good. They're all good. Everybody's good We're all good. And let's talk about what else we watched we watched shows. We watched traitors traitors graves ends

which is like we've been watching graves end two guys, which is kind of like Like a new sopranos vibe. I would say right like old school like takes place in the 80s. It's on Amazon Love that William DeMaios on that. It's really really good. You'll do good in that you and me we would kill it Oh, yeah, it's like it's takes place Brooklyn, though, where where Sopranos took place in Jersey. But it has like that whole Sopranos vibe to it, we started watching that. And you know, we had to watch our girl actress and you had to go do a sexy and you had to be all butt, you have 17,000 people in the room and cameramen. That's first of all. It doesn't matter. Third of all, they have to cover your private parts so they don't allow them to really touch. There's a placement in front of everything. Good. I cover it up and I want to do a sex scene.

And knowing me, my husband would be standing right there as well watching the whole sex scene. So I think we would be good. How about you? I wouldn't even be able to do the sex scene. They call it a merkin. It's like it's a merkin. It covers your private parts so that there is really no, you know what else I just watched? You fell asleep. This is what made me think of that because there's a lot of sex scenes. How did you fall asleep? It ends with us with the Blake Lively and the Justin. Oh my god So good. I'm sorry. I know there's a lot of drama going on with all this but like it ends with us Joe

It was the best Movie like I loved it and I kept I was crying. I was feeling the feels. It's sexy It's all these things. I was like Jesus Christ. What took me so long to watch this? It was like it was so good. You fell right asleep. What's wrong with you? I don't know. I didn't you know, you know, I gotta see some sex scenes and I'll stay awake I don't know. I took a while. It was really good You know when it went in the beginning if it's slow, I you know, I just put my eyes I don't know my just go right to sleep anything after 9 p.m

I think you should start a movie with a sex scene. Bang, stay wide awake. Then you won't go to sleep. Your eyes open up, what's next? I wanna see it. It's called P-O-R-N. Porn. Yes.

Love it. That's what you can go watch if that's what you're looking for. I've been slacking on porn, man, lately. I gotta start watching porn again. Ew, who says that? Oh my God. Oh yeah. Imagine an app designed to make you use it less seems counterproductive, no?

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What were they getting? K'm killed murdered. By the minute. They're just there. I'm getting a little annoyed that they're just murdering all of our housewives like the first two episodes we took down to Oh, you didn't want them out. Dorinda our girl first one out girl. And you know what if I think the guy Bob said that he didn't know her and she came off too strong, so he just kind of like asked her.

But you know, it sucks, but like someone's got to go, right? Like they have to pick someone. And I think the first couple picks are always the hardest for the traders because you don't really know everyone yet. You don't even know. There's only been like one activity. You don't know who's strong. You don't know who you like. You don't know what's happening.

So I feel like they, the first, it does suck if you get eliminated on traders, the first one, two, or three people. You know why I joke? Cause it's like a random pick. It's just like, all right, let's go with this one. There's like really no rhyme or reason. If I ever got on traders and they were like, all right, you're gone.

The first one, I'm like, fuck you. I'm not leaving. No, no, no. I'm like, I'll stay in. No, I'm not going anywhere. That's bullshit. You get it. You get there.

The whole thing, get that tease and then you're out. Wasn't that mad that Chanel was eliminated just because she's not very nice to me. But that's besides the point. The one that said, yeah, what would she say? I don't know. She says so much. Who knows? I don't know. I don't even like barely know her, but that's besides the point. Is that the one that said, what would she say about you? I don't know, she says so much, who knows? I don't know, I don't even like barely know her, but I was like, well, you know, that's how that goes.

Bye bye Dubai, that's what they said, I believe. What would you wanna be? Would you wanna be a trader or a faithful? Like what do you think you would be better at? Because I know what I'd be better at, what would you be better at? So I know what I'd be better at. But you what would you be better at? So I know I was thinking that because I was like, if I do this show, ever, which as of now, I told them I do not want to do it.

So I don't, you know, I don't think I'm doing it anytime soon because I want to do it. We'll talk about the reasons why we wouldn't do it. Yeah. But after we talk about if we'd want to be a trader, we were both on the show, right? What if me and you were both on what and you were the traitor and I was I was a faithful Would you get me out? Would you kick would you try to get me out? It was going to save my soul I might have to you son of a bitch you would would you cut me out if you were a traitor? Well, I think they're voting me. Here's the thing. I believe if they put a couple on, they are not gonna make either of them traders.

They're gonna make them both faithfuls because if you're a trader, you're gonna keep trying to save your partner because either way someone's going home with that $250,000, right? So I do believe that if they put a couple on, they're not making either of them traders. That's just what I think.

But that's what's great. That's what great TV is, Like put them against each other and see what happens. See if the other one will turn on each other. That's what I think. That's great. I mean, I, I'll be like, if it was me and you, I'd be like, get the bitch out. Out. She's done. Get the bitch out. My God. What is wrong with you? Jesus. I love you, honey. I couldn't, I couldn't, I could have known. I can't know that you? Jesus. I love you, honey. I couldn't. I couldn't. I could have known.

I can't know that you were fired. Well, no. You're really supposed to go from- And I'm still there. And I win it. And you're home. You'll be mad as hell. I wouldn't want to come home.

I don't know if I'd be mad because the whole reason that I don't think I'd ever accept doing traders is because, and you have to agree with this, for you and I, and for anyone who has kids still at home and has small Businesses to run it would be just so you know, I have texted Loris about this multiple times Including while I was watching traders. First of all, if someone could see our text, I instantly just start right to Dolores I'm like, wait a second. Why do some of these girls look like they have a makeup artist and some don't I'm like what's happening? Did you get hair and makeup and she's like no and then I'm watching Scotland it just rains and rains and rains every day and I'm like my hair is curly

I'm like, how did you do this? Like I know Dolores and I both don't blow out our own hair We just don't we always have our hair done. So I'm like, how did you survive? She's like it wasn't easy I scared to see the rest. I'm like, so you just did your hair yourself the whole time She's like yes, and then I'm like, why do some of these girls like Chris shell and like I think there was a couple other I'm like their makeup looks really good and she's like they're just good at it Like they did their own makeup really well because I'm like did some of you get makeup artists and some of you did not She's like makeup makeup. That's all I heard her say through the whole show. I was like, wait, my god, look at me. Look at this. I just wake up

like this. I know you guys are lucky. You wake up just hot. I gotta just brush my teeth and I'm good. Ready to go. First of all, if you got casted, what do you hope you'd they picked you as a traitor or faithful? And what do you think you'd be good at? Well, I'll be good at both. But let me talk about you first. Okay. Oh, I think what do you think I'd be good at both, but let me talk about you first. Okay. Oh, I think. What do you think I'd be good at? I think you will be good as a trader. And the reason why is because you're too nice and you're not going to call out everybody.

You're not going to call out people. You're really not. You're not going to sit at that round table and you're going to feel bad and you're really not going to call them out. Oh, you skip the round table thing if you're a trader. No, you have to be in that too, I think. No, but the round table. but that's where you call everybody out and you tell them why you're calling them out.

And you would be so nice. You'd be like, I like her, I can't do it. Even if the bitch is a trader, you're like, no, I can't do it. I'm like, listen, it's you. I love you, but I know it's you. That 250,000 is coming with me and I know it's you, but I love you girl. I love but it's you. Yeah, but so I, the one thing I'm confused about, so they have to, when you call someone out to be a trader, you have to officially make that statement.

Is that what it is? Like, I think you have to officially, you're basically like this is like, how does a trader get out? Because the trader plays it off that it's not them. Now, if you call them out, and if I say, say, Melissa, you're the trader and I call you out and we all call you out, let's say seven people vote on you and they win, you're out. Traders out. But I don't see them. I didn't see them voting on like, who's the trader?

Because it just, they will. They call traders before. OK. Oh, yeah. And then the trader's out. Huh? And then the trader's out when they do. And then the trader's out, yes. Got Okay. Oh yeah. And then the traders out. Huh? And then the traders out when they do.

And then the traders out. Yes. Got it. All right. Well, I don't know. I think that I would be, I think you would be a good faithful, honestly, because you're just like good in a community, like with people and talking. I also think I would be a good faithful,

even better than a traitor and I'll tell you why, because I'm very intuitive. I'm very good at like calling out a snake. I'm very good with people. I read people very well. So I think I would thrive better being a faithful, because being a faithful means you're constantly trying to figure out and I'm a secret detective I mean we all know that like I'm a

detective right Joe I mean especially definitely so I think I'd be a great faithful because I have detective skills like you're here I'm like how do you know I'm here you're here I'll be like someone just tweeted no no bullshit Dunkin Donuts well the whole world has life 360 on everyone that's not a thing she's got this on me she got air tags she's got you know when they when they were saying you got air tags on you on the show I thought I was like it's and it was Louie doing everything I was like no it's my wife well everybody's like it's Melissa she's got air tags, because air tags are

coming up on my phone. You got air tags. I'm like, everybody's like, yo, yo, Melissa got air tags. Nobody needs to do that to their husband. Everyone knows where their husband is all day. It's just a thing. Like, I don't even do anything. She got air tags. She knows it. She's like, you text this person. I'm like, how the fuck do you know I text that person? Because I look at your phone.

She's got everything online. No. Oh, see? When I go to sleep. When you go to sleep, I go all through that phone. I want to see. I dissect that thing. I can never.

I feel like I could never do it. I could never do go through your phone. Oh, please. Yes, you could. Never. Don't lie. Yeah, never. Wait, let's talk about the fact

real quick of like why we really don't want to do traders because I think people we're getting so many like people saying do traders do traders do traders and I'm not saying I would never do it. But like, all right, give me a reasons why you would never do it. I mean the time and what is it? How many, what is it a month or without a phone? It's like three and a half weeks. Yes. That's insane. Zero cell phone usage guys.

And when I say zero, I mean zero. And it's like you do get to call, I believe it might be like 30 minutes, maybe once a week. Yeah. But like you're going to call your what you can't call businesses, you can't call and they stand next to you as you're making the phone call. So that's crazy. They put you in a room.

It's hard. You get no outside reality at all to like what's going on with your businesses, your children, your kids, your mother, your father, your whatever. So like, I just think I think for some people that works, but I think I would die of a heart attack. I don't know why they don't just tap your phone, get another phone and you can talk every day and then just hear everything anybody's saying.

I mean, I don't know, they just don't allow it. And so could you go three weeks Joe without any communication to the outside world besides this TV show that you're filming? Could you do it? I don't know. You can't even be on this podcast for 40 minutes. You just made me stop so you can call people five times like five

times. Like could you imagine after four days of it? He'd be like send me home. I'm a traitor. Somebody. You'd be like call me out. Get me the fuck out of here. I gotta go.

It's not enough money. I'm horny as hell. Get me to my wife. I gotta release the poison. Ew, so gross. Let me get that shit out. That's literally- Please, where's my baby?

So like it's all fun and games until you're actually there and you're like there. I'd be so mad on that show. I'd be so fucking mad. I'd be like, fuck you. So like it's all fun and games until you're actually there and you're like there. So mad on that show. I'll be so fucking mad like fuck you. You did it. You're the traitor. You're son of a bitch. They'll be hating me. Oh my God. No, everybody always loves you. You would not be that at all. You would not be that at all. But anyway, so that's what we're watching guys. We love you so much. Thanks for joining us. Who do you love? Who do you love? You love me? We love all our mal listeners.

I tell you, this one is obsessed with me. You know what Joe, you brought in the episode. Would you like to take us out of the episode as well? Yeah, yeah, I'll take you out. I tell you, yeah, yeah, listen, we love you so much, everybody, you, thank you. We are who we are because of you. And thank you for listening.

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