On Display with Melissa Gorga - Ghouls and Gorgas (w/ Joe Gorga)

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

It's a special Halloween episode as Melissa has Joe back on the show to talk about the three (very different) types of Halloween costumes, their favorite scary movies, and their least favorite Halloween candies.  Melissa also talks about her love of Fall, which sparks the question: "Who is really in charge of Daylight Savings Time?"  This week's sponsors: Peloton - At-Home Workouts: OnePeloton.com/app-membership (30-day free home-trial) Progressive Insurance - "Name Your Price Tool": Progressive.com

Making of skeletons, isn't it so funny? Don't you always think that they're like a man? Like do you ever look at a skeleton and say like, oh, it's a female? You're just like you always associate a skeleton or a skeleton costume with a man. Hi guys, welcome to on display with Melissa Gorga. We, woo, woo, woo, you guys scared. It's about to be Halloween.

Was that scary Joe? That was my Halloween. Woo, woo, woo. I'm waiting for you to introduce me. That's what I'm waiting for. Oh, stop. You usually just introduce yourself. We're very close to Halloween.

I got Joe Gorga with me for this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, stop. You usually just introduce yourself. We're very close to Halloween. I got Joe Gorga with me for this fun little episode. Say hi to the people. Listeners, right? Let's give our best boo.

Yeah. That's scary. What happened to like, remember my sisters did this one? It's like they cut holes in sheets and like, where's all the old school fun for Halloween? Right? When you cut a hole for your eyes and your nose and your mouth and you walked around and like collected candy with a sheet.

Yeah, I remember when I was young. My sister's literally did that. I remember seeing that being like a five year old watching my sisters do that because they were probably 15 and that's how they did it. Yeah, it was different back then. Now it's, you know, everybody's different, different world. Everybody's got money, they order all these Amazon costumes.

Back then it was nothing. You know what I wore? My sister's clothes. Yeah, you love to dress up as a girl. It is questionable. That's right. Because you love to do that. Like maybe I don't know what's happening.

I just like to make people laugh. No, but like even when we were on the show, you dressed up as Snokeie the first year we're on the Real House, I was in New Jersey. We go to a Halloween thing and Joe puts on a girl costume. I'm like, talk about being secure in life. He puts a wig on, a leopard dress.

A little tiny little leopard dress. My ass was having that. I was so in battle I'm like I am not kissing you. I have zero desire to kiss you. She kissed she kiss now I didn't I took everything off when I took my tongue off You got a fun in life man, you got You got to have fun. I like to make people laugh. You know, it sounds like my dad used to have a kick in every Halloween. I come down with a dress on and you always dresses a girl.

Always because I never got my friends, well, my friends and it was great. It was fun. My God. I like to have fun and most people want to like to be an excuse to be sexy or hot or like put on like that. I'm always sexy, you know, and you wanna put a frickin' dress on. I'm always sexy, I can't help it. I get up in the morning, I just,

I brush my teeth and I'm sexy. Oh, geez, that's so easy, you know? I don't even gotta put no makeup on. I don't gotta get a blowout, my nails, not that shit. I just wake up, brush my teeth and here I am. All right, yeah, you guys are lucky. Let's talk about the fact that we have a huge Halloween party every year.

We're not doing it this year because of there's a lot of filming going on and oh, it's too much. I'm exhausted. I threw a lot of parties this past two months. Let's just say that between the envy fashion show and there's just been like so many events that I was completely exhausted. And my friends

Get so disappointed They're lost they get mad without our party We have thrown like the Gorgah Halloween party for like so many years in a row And then once we sold our Montville house and we moved and we were in a rental last year And now we're in the new house and everyone's like all right like let's like let's go. And we're like letting them down, I feel like. We got, you know, you come up, you pull up to the house and we got people out there scaring you. It's like a big walk.

It's almost like walking through a haunted house then you come to the party and it's party time. Everyone's crawling out. I mean, when I tell you they're crawling, people that don't even drink, like a professional doctor's coming, no, no, no, by the end of the night, they're just going to burn.

You know what, I am pissed at that though, Joe. I get pissed at that. So, Joe, like everyone gets so alcoholed up and has such a good time that like it'll be 11 PM and people are dropping like flies and it's like they're going home. And I'm like, what? Like I wanted this party to go into,

I plan this party forever I want to go to one in the one o'clock in the morning by 11. They're like all right calling the uber because they're dying I'm like the party started at 8 like this and they call you the next day or two days later because they had a hangover They said we had the best time. I've ever had in my life big do they always do and everyone's so disappointed and all our friends like turn it up. I do too. I go crazy I always did my kids Halloween costumes were always like a plus plus like I never did like I always custom had them custom done found the best of the best I would search the internet. I used to start looking for Antonia's Halloween costume in July Literally July and had it made made and did all the things.

That was some of the best. I really loved dressing her up. Do you miss that? Do you miss dressing the kids up? And the cuteness, when the boys got to put on their costumes and they would run around, thought they were really that person. It's so cute, I miss that. What's sad, you know, you look at these pictures

when they were younger and it's just different now. And now they just dress up my son Just you know when my son just wordy. Oh, no, please don't tell me He showed us what he's gonna wear to the party in this week and 16 years old. No, should we even save of course we're gonna say bad. I was in shock because Gino is just real quick before you tell this costume Gino is not even this kid. He's like a shy out of all of my children. Gino's not like a...

He's not shy, he's just respectful. He's very respectful. He's not like a look at me kind of kid. He's very respectful. Teachers tell me the moms, like he's known to be a nice boy. Yeah. And like he comes down the stairs the other night and...

He had a scarecrow out there. No, it wasn't a scarecrow. It was a skeleton skeleton alpha down right and with a big penis. But the penis is sticking straight out. The penis is got a boner and he's got a hand pump. So you push the pump and it goes up and down up and down and it's black and white just like there and it looks like bones. But it literally flips.

Flops and he walked and I almost fell over because it is so unlike most like you're not gonna wear that He's like here my all my friends. We all got matching I was like this is ridiculous. It's fun. It's fine. See it's you know, and this is now your 16 year old Doing that it's what happens before you just Dress him up and like little alphysine Yeah, he was back man. He was a soldier. He was a little penises and stuff. I couldn't believe I was so in shock

that that's what he's gonna wear. I'm gonna wear that with you tonight. I see if it works. Skeleton speaking of skeletons, isn't it so funny? Don't you always think that they're like a man when you see a skeleton? Like do you ever look at a skeleton and say like, oh, it's a female.

You're just like you always associate a skeleton or a skeleton costume oh, it's a female? You're just like, you always associate a skeleton or a skeleton costume with a man, right? Isn't that just like weird? And because then, you know, you would think that the penis has a bone in it, but you, right, doesn't have a bone. Well, I'm not talking about penises. I'm just saying, if you assume it's a man,

but doesn't, is it not a bone? No, it just does, you don't see any bones. Or is it just muscle? Is it a muscle? I don't know. Is there a part bone in it? I don't know. I don't know. But doesn't, is, is, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not the boobies, like, you know, there's no hair, like, what is it? I don't know. Is it weird? Yeah, it's weird. It's not weird things. But anyway, I just...

I want to put on a good, you know what I'm going to do this year? Well, I just want to... I want to put a scary movie on on Halloween. That's what I want to do. What's your favorite scary movie? Oh my God, I have mine. I have two that I grew up on that I'm like, I'm still scared than Jake when they...

I liked all the Friday and the 13th. That was you? Yeah, that was me. So I wasn't a big creation. I'm scared. still scared than shake when they- I liked all the Friday and 13th. That was you? Yeah, that was me. That was- I wasn't a big Jason. She scared the shit out of me, man. Did it? Oh my God. I wasn't a big Friday the 13th.

That's Jason with the, like, the, the, the ax and mask and all that. I was a Freddy Krueger and Poltergeist. Like, now I'm dating myself a little bit. Like, Poltergeist is Like the scariest shit. It's more like the TV just turns fuzzy when you're watching it It's that guy that would come around Caroline Caroline

Don't look in the mirror Caroline See I just got the chills like I literally no Joe. I swear now I think the guys gonna walk around tonight outside our house like freaky Shit carol and carol and come into the TV carol and oh my god Oh my god Joe look at my arms the hair is standing up on my arms like I swear to God There is nothing scary than Polter guys guys. I don't know you got it You got it you got it like DM me and let me know come on if you know you know there is nothing more scary than Poltergeist The little blonde girl she walk around on a little red pajamas. She blonde hair. Oh my god I remember that come on

She should on the TVs would turn fuzzy and like that guy look like he look like a skeleton a walking skeleton put big hat on his head Hello, Caroline come to the other side and like they would jump in the pool and the pool would turn into freaking muck Oh red no, oh my no, it was the scary shit on earth like if I ever showed that to my children I think they would never sleep in their own rooms again It's like some scary shit and Freddie Krueger with his freaking knives on his hands. Like that's the good. Jason was scary.

Come on, Jason. No, he just ran through the forest with a dim, he didn't scare me as much for some reason. Okay, let's put it on. Let's see if it doesn't scare you. Oh, and then I love like the, I just love the good old like Halloween movies. Like, you know, just the fun ones,

like the Charlie Brown one, and then the Witches one with a Sarah Jessica Parker and Beth Middler. Oh my God, I love that one. I love the cute movies too. But I feel like Halloween's like a thing. I always decorate my house really cute for Halloween. I love Halloween.

You do. So guys, if you're all going out for Halloween I hope you're having a you're hoping having like an awesome awesome Halloween Joe what's your favorite costume that you ever were for Halloween like what it was to X out to you the most address Come on I dress what I have dress you up in like Amazing what about when I was a mermaid and you were the Merman that was a sick Okay, that was good.

What about when I was little bit riding? Get nobody laugh, man. Like you want to put a damn dress on? Like what about when I was red riding hood and you were the big bad wolf? That was so cool. What about when we were like the circus conductors? Like that was okay, that was okay.

Oh my God. I like to put a thong on, put a dress. No, No, no, I just like to let people laugh. It's funny. I walk into the room. It's it's you making people laugh. That's what that's what excites me. That's funny. Well, you know, my friends are grabbing my ass to try to grab my boobs. I it's just funny. Well, here's the thing is, do you like it better when a costume is like funny, scary, or sexy? I feel like there's three types of costumes. You walk in, it's like, you start dying laughing.

You're to either that. It's actually a super scary or an artistic, which I love. Or you got the girl, I was like, woo, I get to dress like a hoe tonight. I like the hoe. They come here. OK. I like to see the girl's dress as her toes. It's the thigh high.

That's the night they can all be hoes. I mean, it wears a crazy shit. You're like, oh my God, where did you come from? It's the excuse to dress like a hoe. Yep, so those are my favorite. What about weight weight weight? Well, the girls that wanna do that, keep doing it. You look amazing.

What about when we were Barbie and Ken before it was even cool to be barbie and Ken. I had a, we looked great that year to, it was only a year or two ago, we did that. And like this year, I feel like everyone's going to be barbie and Ken, but we did it, we did it first. This barbie and Ken thing is crazy, right? It's awesome. That movie that we have never seen. By the way, I think we do need to watch the movie We're not really dressing up this year, right? I know what it's tired. We're working. I would have threw it a party I would have thrown a big party. I would you know what I bet a big I bet a big costume is gonna be this year What I bet you a lot of people are gonna be Taylor Swift and Travis come on Taylor Swift bro. Yo, that is a thing. She goes to an NFL game and it's like the world Every one is talking about her. That's beat that's beast. That's a beast right?

That is power. Yes power like is that some like illuminati like that is like insane. That is some power Yep, that is like all the way she goes to a football game. It's like we had like it's it's World changing. Yeah, and everybody's like oh, she's trying to advertise for the NFL She's trying to get on for the halftime show. She don't have to do anything She even needs to work her ass off for that halftime show She's she's rolling the whole NFL right now without even having to put a routine together or break a leg like break a sweat She gave the NFL so much free advertisement. She's let me tell you something. I bowed down to her tell us with You got it girl. You got it going on. That is what we call power girlfriend. You imagine that you got all that power

And she you know what I don't I'm not like not like, I'm not, I'm not a swifty, but I will say, and she seems like a very humble, nice, down to earth girl, which is like, you know, you gotta give her credit, her credits. I love, I love a powerful person that is humble and sweet. That's what I adore. That is a, that is a mega star.

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But like, she's just like, come on, man, leave him alone. You don't want to talk about this stuff It's so clear But just I just want to tell a quick story about how I met Will Smith. I was at the MTV movie award not movie awards MTV video music awards and We took Membrugel. We went that year and we took my two sisters. Yeah, we had extra tickets We took my sisters as guests. My sister Lisa obsessed with him. We're literally exiting the building when it's over. He's walking right in front of us.

Literally, he's will smith in front of us. We're walking out of the building right behind him. And my sisters literally having a panic attack and I'm squeezing her hand going, no. Like she's my guest and like, you know, we need to play cool. We're not jumping on the celebs that we're walking next to. Like, you need to be cool. be cool let's let's go be cool and she's like no no Melissa I'm gonna say hi to Will Smith I'm like Lisa no don't say hi Lisa she totally like totally disregards what I'm saying let's go with my hand walks right up to Will Smith she's like well I love you I love you will you're everything you're the best human on earth. Like, she literally like bows down to him.

And he embraced her. He didn't know who that is. She was from a hole in the wall. He stopped what he was doing. He didn't move. He talked to her for 10 minutes. He eye looked at my, I'm just like, thank you so much.

This is my sister. Thank you for. He was the kindest, he was just the kindest thing. He really was. That's. He really was and I know the whole thing happened in the punch in the Chris Rock thing and I'm not saying I totally agree with that either. I don't but like I'm just saying to meet him in person. He was so salt of the earth. I swear to you. He was amazing and he didn't know who my sister was and she was holding her hugging her.. It was like, he felt her love for him. It was so sweet. It was actually really sweet. I felt those boobies, that's why I called them one tight. Do you remember that, Joe?

Yeah, I like them. I'm just pissed that Jade is doing all this. If, me and you went through this, right? Let's say we were going through a divorce or whatever. Would you go out there and talk about me like this? I don't know, it depends what you did to me, son of a bitch. Really? Yeah, did you cheat? I might talk about you like I don't know depends what you did to me son of a bitch really? Yeah, did you cheat? Wow, wow learning something now. Well, I don't know

But it's for me with with jada. It sounds like whatever kind of marriage they had and everything through her entanglement and all that like Anything that they had they agreed upon right they had an agreement as a husband and a wife possibly and he does and he's a private guy he doesn't want to talk about it so I don't get why she's now discussing it all it kind of feels like Ick a little bit but and I think people are upset with her there's a lot of people like not happy that she's doing that you don't do that I think I can feel him and we're chosen together correct they do They do. Yes. And you know, there's always been rumors that he might be this or they might have this type of relationship or this man. And who knows? But you know what? You could see from like when that stuff happened with Chris rock.

Maybe he doesn't. It isn't so easy. And he is maybe was going through something. And there is stress in people's lives. Right. And he acted out and he got frustrated and little like I've seen it happen to all of us. It's good. Like, you know, the littlest thing sets you off and you do something that you should have never done and don't want to do. But long story short, we're always rooting for you well. Like, I always say that because he's, I do believe he's a good guy, deep, like a good guy. He's a good guy. A lot of pressure. He deals with a lot. We don't really know. And people sometimes go through it a little breaking points. I mean, I love Christ. I love Christ. I love Christ. I love Christ. I love Christ. I love Christ. I love Christ.

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I love Christ. I love Christ. I love Christ. I love Christ. I love Christ. I love Christ. No, right you're going through something you're going through something. Yeah, so So that's that's our how that's our little talk about Don't talk about me if me and you get divorced you better be like Wait, can we just talk about we're gonna talk about divorce right now. I'm saying no what they're doing you can't talk about no I mean it's not it's not even like you're gonna get on a press. Oh my god. I love them so much. You were so amazing Now he left me. Yeah, you can leave me. He's there.

Yeah, speaking of Halloween and all this stuff, let's talk about the fall weather. First, I can, can I just discuss this guys? This is what's so funny. I don't know what part of the country you're in, but if you're on the East Coast, and especially New York, New Jersey, it literally starts to get dark here at like 4.30 pm. And I am such a different person and I have such a different vibe. And you know what, it were going to change that. They were supposed to change that.

I actually don't think they're going to do the clock thing this year. No, they're doing the clock thing. They're sticking to it. They were going to... They're like savings. They were going to change that and they were going to... No, they were going to- They're late savings. They were going to change that. And they were going to do- No, they were going to keep it as is and not turn the clocks back.

I actually don't know. Are they going to do it this year or not? I mean, who the fuck decides that anyway? I know. Who is at the bus? Like, what the fuck is good? I mean, that is not really good. Who decides we're going to change the clocks of the world?

I mean, yeah, yeah. Who's job is that? I mean real question. I'm really like what a fuck is that who's got that job? I mean, that's a fucking that you're a powerful son of a bitch. Yeah, but we're not gonna do it this year We want to talk about Taylor Swift who's in charge of deciding whether the world is gonna I want that job. I want that I want and I wonder what they get paid I mean shit, you know, because if that if I had that job, oh my god, there'd be all kinds of shit.

I'll be having it be getting dark, you know, dark will be happened to like 12 o'clock at night, you know, we would have a good a good time. Good long work day. Oh yeah, hell yeah, we'll be living it. We're living it. I really don't know who's in charge of daylight savings. I think we should Google that because that is a really important question and that's

a really important person also who gets to make that decision. Like how did you like art? I'm going to college to do that. Like how did you get that job? I know. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Yeah.

I mean, that's pretty interesting. But anyway, let's just explain how different we are in the fall, right? And I'm sure so many people can relate to this. Like, I literally come home from work, whatever I'm doing, whether it's filming or if I was at NV all day or if I'm just running around, whatever it is I'm doing that.

So if I come home in the fall at five, it's pajama time. Like take a shower, take the makeup off, the sweats and pajamas are on by like five, 30. I am cooking dinner by like six and we are on the couch by like. At a shape. Not at a shape. We cook for yourself. I'm saying you don't really work out.

Magic Mike boy, you're about to be magic Mike. You better get in shape. Oh fuck, two more more. But like. Tomorrow I'm getting up five't really work out Mike boy. You're about to be magic Mike. You better get in shape Oh, fuck two more like tomorrow. I'm getting up 5.30 in the morning, and I'm gonna work out every day I'm gonna do it. That's it. Oh, you're gonna just go for it. Why do you have to do it in the morning like it? I'll never do it then. I don't know what sometimes you go to John food. It's like 5 a.m. It's the fall what happens in the fall you just don't do it. I know. I mean, it's just different timing. Do you know guys isn't it funny? Even want to like cook different? It's just a different vibe. Like in the summer, when I'm sitting outside at the shore house, till nine o'clock at night, fully dressed, it could be like eight thirty. I'm like, where do you want to go to dinner? Where should we go?

Let's go out. Let's go here. Like, here I am in. At like people on the LA, don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, they might. People on Florida don't know what you're talking about. You know, that might be true. I gennate all year round. Wait, so you guys out in Florida and LA, I do wonder, like, do you not have that like the cozy time in the winter where you go in the house at five o'clock

and you want to put your pajamas on and make soup? Like, I wonder, I don't think they do that. I'd be honest, you listen, I like, I like the change of seasons, but I, if I had the pick now, I think I would just like it sunny all year round. No, not me. Then you need to move to Florida. Yeah, I do. I die for the change of season. I'm watching other leaves fall right now guys. It's so gorgeous in the backyard. I hate getting up in the morning and leaving

and it's freezing out. That's it's it's it's it's it's you gotta get in your car. Oh, I hate it. I actually only like so I love October. I love September. I love October. I love November because it's Christmas shopping. I love December because it's Christmas.

I absolutely hate in New Jersey and the East Coast. January, February and March. They are the worst months. It's where we book the most amount of vacations I would say. It's cold, it's dreary. There's nothing going on. We eat a lot and like also football ends, right? So it's usually like the Super Bowl is in the beginning of February. So like the whole months of February and March are actually still cold, even though my birthday is the first day of spring, March 21st, and it's still not warm.

Like, it's just not. So I was like January and February and March are like grueling here, right? Terrible, terrible. I'm getting the hell out of this space. Guys, I feel bad for people in Florida and LA and all these states that like, you don't know what it's like to be like, okay, also, it's cozy time.

It's time to put on like, my pajamas are on right now, Joe. Like, that's the deal. Like, they go on at 5.30 in the winter. And then even the fall. And I start cooking different, right? Don't I start cooking a lot more? Yes.

I wanna make pasta on Sundays. I wanna make all the soups. Like, my dinners change. I don't grill anymore. It's like real cold. I look like shit right now, man. I'm going to get into the gym. Oh my God, guys, we mentioned this last week,

but Joe next week is going to be magic mic at BravoCon. We leave in a couple days for BravoCon. We're very excited about that. How do you feel about going to Vegas, Joe Gorgah? What are you feeling? I love Vegas. I can't wait. It's gonna be so many Bravo Leporities guys in one place.

Like for sure, we're all in the same hotel, which we won't say the name of it, which I'm sure that it'll be swarmed every day. But like literally, it's like gonna be every Bravo Lepority from every show, not just Hal's Wives in Vegas. Like I heard there's also oh There's also a giant Versus like the LA or whatever that is what what's the Raiders?

Yes, so the giants versus the Raiders are out there that weekend too. It's gonna be a crazy If you're in Vegas for this next coming up weekend, whoo. We buckle, because it's gonna be. I just got called. I might do a comedy show Sunday. Sunday we have a flight home on Sunday. Are we leaving Sunday? Yeah. If we, you know, maybe if we get the show, it's like, no, you're good, bro, you're good.

You're good. Let's go home. Let's go home. Let's wrap it up. After you do Magic Mike and all of you. We're leaving Sunday on a red eye. On a red eye. Yeah, now that you want to tell people our schedule, there you go. We're leaving. I love red eyes. I love red eyes. You hang out all day,

you fly at night while you sleep and you're lending the morning. Amazing. I do too. We do that when we go to LA, Vegas, Italy. It's always a nice little red eye. This is Blurdex Captain Lee. Listen to my new podcast, Salty, with Captain Lee. Don't you mean our podcast? Yeah, I guess I do. Anyhow, listen to Salty with Captain Lee, co-hosted by my assistant Sam. And we will be talking about the latest pop culture news and all the gossip every week.

So does this mean we have to talk by ourselves about ourselves or can at least have some guests on? I don't know if I might sell pretty interesting, but yeah we can have some guests on some of our reality TV friends and some stars. Works for me. Listen to Sal salty now on Apple podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. So um, trick or treat's coming. Tell me your favorite candy. What are we

stealing? Isn't it funny guys? How you how you steal the candy? Like you can't wait for your kids to get on. Once your kids, I don't know if you have babies, but once your kids turn into like elementary school, they come home with pounds of candy and we savage mode go through it. Right. My kids don't like they hide it in the room. No, no, they don't like what I like. So I get all their chocolates. I don't like you like me.

Mister good bar love. Mister good bar. Me and you are so opposite when it comes to can I'm enjoy. Yeah, you like the candy you like the sweet tarps Yes, so I want like give me the blow pops and the sweet tarts and the skittles and the sound all the colorful shit Joe's like give me the peanut brittle the crunchy this the chocolate that the chocolate and my kids are like her they all like the candy like her because that's as she told them when sugar sugar sugar sugar yeah she gave more that's in that I I take all the chocolate Mr. Good Boars my weakness oh amazing you just you eat in general very

different than I do I feel like you're just more of like a I don't know you just eat heavier than me. What the hell? No, just like your favorite things. Like you like like sausage. I got a beast. I got a beast of feed. No, I feel like he's. His name's Tarzan.

Let's just debate on this for one second since it's Halloween weekend coming up. What is like the worst candy out there? What would you say is like the worst candy? The worst candy? Yeah, like what's like, goes down is the, what's the best? Like what's the best candy? I know what the worst candy. The worst candy? Yeah, like what's like goes down is the what's the best like what's the best candy? I know what the best is. The chocolate bars. What do you mean? Mr. Good Bar? That's that's not a very common candy. I would say if we had to vote on the world

had to vote on what is the best candy in America? I feel like everyone would say no it tootsie roll. Oh that's that sucks. Tootsie roles are like the most popular thing ever. That's a cheap, that's why they just everybody's just gone I'm gonna just roll them out nobody eats tootsie roles. That's what see roll. I love a freaking tootsie role. Stuck in your teeth. I love taffy.

I love tootsie roles. Oh, taffy sucks too. Oh, I like all the gooey gumming chewy things. Yeah, you like all that stuff gets stuck in your teeth and. You know what a good movie is this time of year two Even though it's not Halloween Willy Wonka's chocolate factory like that's a cute movie. You love that movie It's my favorite movie. Did I ever make you watch it? Yeah, of course. It's so great Not that not the new one the original is like the bomb calm like there is nothing like the original like

Just nothing. I'm I'm sad that my kids don't watch movies and that they don't really know. These kids don't watch anything. They don't even put my door and never put a TV on in a room ever. Isn't that something? What is this world? No, I don't even know why they have beautiful TVs in the rooms. They've never turned them on. Like we must save a lot of power. All power and light was kids saved so much from think about when we were growing up We walked in our rooms and we never turned off the TV. I was like, you know, whatever facts of life 90210 the whole thing like you Melrose please You know what sucks to remember those members those wax things that you would bite and then you get the juice I hate those those are are disgusting. Remember those things? They were gross.

You know, you use those wax soda bottles. Yeah. You like bite them and some stupid ass juice comes out. Candy corn was good. Yeah, candy corn is the bomb still. Then there's like the old people candy that they give you. It's like the little red. It looks like a little strawberry or something

with like the green top. Those are the worst. What about the ones that you put in your mouth and it like the pop. Oh, they're good. I like to throw a whole those are the worst. What about the ones that you put in your mouth and it like the pop. Oh, the pop. Oh, very good. I like to throw a whole bunch of my mouth. Try that thing.

And do you like black licorice or do you like red licorice? Yeah, black is terrible. I know, see, I don't like it, but my mother loves it. Oh, oh, horrible. You're making me want to go eat candy. Pop rocks, that's what they're called. Pop rocks, yeah, they're awesome.

Love those, yeah. Those are awesome.. That's what they're called. Pop rocks, yeah, they're awesome. Love those, yeah. Those are awesome. Okay, Milky Way or Snickers. Snickers. Yeah, cause you gotta have nuts. He loves nuts. Anyway, guys, next week is Bravocon. Are you last year?

Wait, so last year the Jersey Girls, which is never fun. The Jersey Girls get like split panels, which we won't dive into or comment on, but like they get split panels. And I'm like, I feel sad. Like I love how the other ones all get to like, you know, there's always drama on every show,

but at least they all get to like, stand together as a solid cast. You know, I watched, I watched through social media, I watched Tamra with the OCD. They did, they did what do you call that reunion. Yeah. And she was going off and error fighting like crazy.

She even told Andy to go fuck himself. Really? Or she told him to shut the fuck up, excuse my language, she did. Wait, did this error, I don't know. I think it aired and she went like, tossed to the wall. And when they wrapped, they showed this. I saw it on social, you know, man, I don't see a lot of things,

but when they all wrapped, she high-fived everybody. Tamra. Yeah. And they all ran out and I think they all hung out, which was pretty cool. That is pretty cool. But they were like, when I tell you, they were going out each other.

Right. Because if it's something you can come back from, you know, it's okay to disagree, right? And to say, you're a bitch. And you know, blah, blah, blah. But when you go for the jugular, and it's very hard to come back together as a cast, when it's something that's unforgivable, that's where it gets a little tricky in the House Wise World, which we won't really get into. But our, we're going to speak in Bravo Con. We are on a panel where she did tough and did it go fucking so.

Did she really shut the fuck up? Something like that. Yeah. Wow. You didn't hear about that? No, but I don't know him for so long. Do you know I actually, so it's funny. I have a couple of plans at Bravo Con, like outside of doing Bravo Con things. I think Erin and I from

the, you know, the New New York girl love her, her and her husband were gonna do dinner with them. I think Lisa Barlow and I have some plans to do dinner from Salt Lake City. Tamara actually wants to meet up for drinks. So we'll see her. I love her, her hubby too. He's such a sweetheart. So yeah, it's like it's probably kind of fun because people that want to meet too Really? Who do you want to meet? You know, we're doing a panel. I'm always you You know this show we're doing a show is the one you make the plan. Did you ask me? Okay, who would you like to hang out with? Which bravo Liberty is on your list that you want me to reach out and I will make a plan with them Tell me no now you have to answer the question

Which probable liberty do you want to hang out with that probable con? Go ahead and I will make the plan. I have the power baby. So tell me who you want you have the power I have the I can what do you think I can't make a phone call? Okay? All right, who's your decision? Who come on? I'm? I'm, I'm, I'm gonna make the decision and then we're gonna do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You have to have like, I know instant food. It's like you're married.

I like to see Aaron Wallen there. I love Uba. I'd love to reach out to Uba. I know where he went. Who do you want to reach out to? It's always the women that make the plans. If we, I got to follow your plans. Alright, well, I got married.

You lost everything. You lost your balls. Honey, if we were I gotta follow your plans. All right, well, I got married. You lost everything. You lost your balls. Honey, if we were following your plan, who do you want me to call? I'm gonna put a list together. No, no, I want you to pick one person. I want to go out to dinner with like, you know, rapper poor or something.

And Andy Cohen. You want to hear the funny thing, rapperappaport, so Jersey, the Jersey panel that we're gonna do is split into two, like same as last year, surprise, surprise. So Michael Rappaport is doing the other panel. He's not doing ours. And we got Gerry O'Connell, who I love. I love Rappaport too.

I love them both. So I would have been happy with either of them. But Rappaport's doing the other one. And Gerry O'Connell is doing our panel. So yeah, so too. I love them both. So I would have been happy with either of them. But Rappaport's doing the other one. And Gerry O'Connell is doing our paddle. So yeah, so we're going to see them both. So that's good that you want to see him. He's doing an or paddle. I don't exactly know yet.

I hear it might be changing. I'm sure it's the food, us, Margaret. I gen-fesslers with us. I believed in YELL. maybe with us as well. I'm not sure. I have no idea. So we'll see, but I know it's definitely a two-parter. We're also doing a good little, it's called Reel Itters versus Renovators. So you would be the Renovator and we're doing that with, let's see, I think we're doing that with, oh, Josh and Heather Altman and Joe and Melissa Gorgas, so they're the realitors and we're the renovators.

That's cute. Nice. I like that. That's fun. That's actually our very first event. And then right after that, you're going to strip. Nice. I think I should might.

Woo! We'll be at realitors versus renovators. Then we're going to strip a little bit and watch you make a total for yourself With Frank Tanya and Joe Pininco and John Fuda And then we're gonna do we have a bunch of other things going on too, but Those those are the first two there's like this doorbell stage, which I think is fun People can go over to the doorbell stage and like celebrities will ring the doorbell and it's like guess who it's me and then the person pops out I think it's fun. I've always loved Bravo Connid just think it's a fun weekend. You by the way

I feel like I had a little too much fun last year so we're not we're not gonna What are you gonna enjoy every morning? You're very vocal last year because sometimes you get you get annoying You just talk a little bit and vent. Did you feel better after you invented honey? I don't really care I feel like you're so much lighter this year like you feel so much just like you feel happy and lighter and I'm happy for you To be chill now very chill you're happy Anyway guys Halloween's coming up so between bravo con between, make sure you come up to me and see me at Bravocon. If you're there, I cannot wait to meet you all. I cannot wait to meet all the fans. It's such a fun week. The girl that I did a cameo today, she said you're going to be in Bravocon. I'm going to do

a shot. We I promised you for your birthday. So I'll see it every member. That's such a nice gift to promise. She said, please do a shot. It means my birthday. And I did, I just did a nice gift to promise. Gee, she said, please do a shot with me. It's my birthday and I just did a cameo for you. So I will see you at BravoCon, all right? All right, guys, have an awesome Halloween. Enjoy it with your kiddos. Have the best parties. Have the best laughs.

I hope you guys have amazing costumes. We love you so much. Happy Halloween. And we'll see you soon. Why do you put a costume on tonight? Peace, bye. Yeah. Died into true crime on Pluto TV. Unravel the mysteries with forensic files and 48 hours.

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