On Display with Melissa Gorga - Gorga Game Night (w/ Joe and the family)
Episode Date: September 14, 2023Pull up a chair and join Melissa and the family as they have a special little game night. Who is the most likely to apoligize first? Who would rather have their partner accidentally call them by their... exes name? And, have you ever heard pop songs only sung with the word, "doo" ? There's this and so much more and the family sits down and shares it all, with the help of some drinks. Also, we get an update on Melissa's cousin's wedding next week, and the excitement and concerns about Joe being the wedding officiant. This week's sponsors: Angi - Skilled Professionals Just a Tap Away: Angi.com Chime - Get Paid Up To 2 Days Early!: Chime.com/melissa DraftKings - Casino App: casino.draftkings.com/casino-welcome; promo code: GORGA (deposit match up to $100!) HelloFresh - America's #1 Mealkit: HelloFresh.com/50ondisplay (50% off, free shipping, and an extra $15 off the next 2 months!) Peloton - At-Home Workouts: https://www.onepeloton.com/app-membership (30-day free home-trial) PlutoTV - Popcorn Summer Movies: Pluto.tv Post-It Brand - Think Loud: post-it.com/ Progressive - Name-Your-Price Tool: Progressive.com
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Guys, guys, I am officially drinking Jo Jo. No, I'm drinking wine and I'm introducing today.
So I'm having a little cocktail.
By the way, I'm going to call out Brett, if anyone
listens to my podcast, you know there's a whole podcast
with Brett.
And he's also having a beer, I see him.
So this is called the Tipsy Podcast today.
Not only am I here, it's me.
Hi.
It's not only me, but I have with me a Joe zip, but you're gonna
I have a bunch of people with me today. So I am going to apologize in advance if it's loud
obnoxious people talking over each other. We are doing a little past the mic. Yes, but I do have a bunch of people with me today
First off, I have my two sisters in the house.
Hey.
Hey.
First I have Kim Perilla.
Hi.
And I have Lisa Simpson.
Hello.
Not the cartoon character, Lisa Simpson.
Hey, I don't see that.
But just Lisa Simpson.
There's no reason to reference that.
Are you the daughter of Bart?
Negative.
OK. And I have a beautiful glass of red wine.
Let's all give the inter-
clap our hands for the red wine.
I also in the room today in my podcast room today,
I have my beloved cousin, Nick Marco.
Yeah.
Hello, everybody.
Woo!
And his soon-to-be husband,
better known as his fiance,
better known as the meteorologist in the family,
Mr. Mike Masco.
I love to be here.
Hello, hello.
Woo!
He's actually a professional like I am.
He's going to want to take my mic soon.
And last but certainly not least,
we have the fame, horror in the family here live in the...
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Joe's just sitting here waiting for everybody.
Mr. Joe Gorka.
So wait, wait, wait.
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Well, okay, so we're gonna have a fun episode today. We're gonna play a lot of fun games
Joe do you have more you need to some mom you put me to bad mood. I'm in a bad mood
He gets emotional he is not drinking wine
Wait, can we all say we all have a glass of wine except for Nick and Joe?
I have yes.
Tequila.
Bacco.
You know, we don't like to switch and you know, we had a really big day today.
So Tequila was...
Sure.
We did. we did our We've been preparing my cousin who I love to death who I'm very grateful will be officiating
Mike and I's wedding which is
Yes
I would never want to assume that the word officiating is known because when we first asked Joe to
Efficient he was unclear what we were asking him to do
So you know that moment of silence was really hard for us wait
It was it was a moment of silence because I was taking it all in it wasn't because I didn't know would
Efficiency I was so I was only reacted once we further clarified what we were asking you.
We could do.
Because I wanted a man up, there was a lot of people in it.
I want to cry.
Yes.
It was so emotional for me.
I have to interrupt here for a moment
because we're going to give you guys a moment here.
You guys all need to understand.
Joe Gorgah in one week is marrying these two men
in holy measure of morning.
Oh, no.
No, is that the not the right thing to say? God, I'm going to pass. This is Mike Masco, everyone. men in holy measure of morning.
No, is that the not the right thing to say? God, I'm going to pass.
This is Mike Masco, everyone.
Well, we've had tried to explain to Melissa that this is not going to be a church wedding.
That's pretty typical.
So we have been throwing Father Joe around.
We've been throwing a lot of prayers.
And we have to reel that in a little bit. Father, theos,
Peter, los ando,
Ah, miss.
I'm building you up right now, Father Joe.
We can maybe, like, we shouldn't say Father, because.
Nick, I'd like you to tell my listeners why you picked Joe.
And then Mike, I want you to know why you co-signed.
Oh.
So, it's amazing.
So I'm very beyond grateful to be able to have you
as our officiant to be there at that altar, if you will,
standing next to the two of us to get us
to be officially husband and husband,
even though Mike is still debating the word
husband.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, you know, you are truly been and a huge part of why we really are where we are, I
think, as a couple, because you've cheered us on from the very beginning and love is love
and let's never take that for granted and you embody that and make us feel good as
as gay men and this you know world where sometimes it feels a little bit like you're different and
it's hard but when you have a guy like you that embraces us loves us you know really motivates us and
and and really cheers us on every day to just keep embracing the love we have for each other.
It deserves being able to do something so unique,
which is if you have somebody in your family
that really cares about you,
ask them to be your wedding officiant.
You don't have to have somebody you don't even know,
marry you, break the whole mold,
which is really what we're all about.
I've done five different wedding ceremonies and most of them have been for family members and I
Credit my cousin Jenner for making that happen and opening the door and you know making that really memorable time in your life
Even more memorable by having somebody who'd love being there
Beautiful, I just want to say everyone, there's
the beautiful part of my fan, Lisa Simpson.
You have something to say.
Not Barred Storder.
Go.
Stop that.
How ironic is it that Nick just said
such a beautiful thing about Joey G.
And before he came out, the most worried person he was
was Joe Gorgas. He said, I just don't want
he loves you so much Joe. He was like, I just don't want him to think different of me. I just don't
I want him to accept me. And like, of course, that you would, but you know, when you're coming,
but when he was first going to come out, his biggest concern was your reaction because he wanted
to make sure that you just would embrace him.
And look how full circle that he's now, not only of course you embrace him and love him and give him all the,
you know, aculates, but you actually, he actually actually actually, you're the one that's gonna literally marry him when you were the guy.
You're so nervous.
He's looking at him saying, how many girls you got tonight?
Would you do this weekend and he was stressed out to tell you that, right Nick?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, no, I mean, listen, for just this is good perspective
for anybody who is making an assumption
when you're scared to just be honest and vulnerable
with the people in your life that you care about most.
What blows my mind and I get it now in terms of being comfortable
to be honest with the people that I love most,
but when you are not at that point in your life
where you have that security, it is amazing.
I think of people that are still in their 40s or 50s
and they're still nervous to be honest
with their parents about something.
And it's like, oh my God, this is so sad
because you're losing
out on this amazing connection.
And I feel like for me, why I love my family so much and why they love me so much is that
there's nothing I hold back on at all.
And so that's important.
I want to hear from your fiance, Mike. I'd like to know, because you know, I'd like to know why you were so hip on Picking
Joe Gorga.
Oh, well, this is a guy that breeds love, affection, sex.
I think the biggest thing that he said to me, I mean, that's when I fell in love.
He's like, take care of your man, and I looked at him and go, what?
You know what I mean by that.
And that was it.
And I think, you know, you can interpret that as,
you know, I talk or whatever.
But it really means a lot more.
It's affection.
Are you, you know, the intimacy level
of a relationship is so freaking important.
So, you know?
You stand that all day long.
We all know this.
And, but, and it's so happy but it's why you're so happy.
Yeah.
But it's funny, but it's real.
That's real.
And that was something that I love about you.
And that's why I co-signed it.
And I co-signed it immediately.
There was no thought in that.
No thought.
OK, well, we're just we're painting a picture here right now
for the wedding because we're having a little picture here right now for the wedding, because
we're having a little wedding talk right now. So guys, picture
this one week away, Joe Gorgah is going to marry these two
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a thing, he's not, this is not comedy, Joe Gorgah. Um, what
would they keep saying that? This is not a comedy show.
We need to take this seriously.
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Mike, okay, from the wedding. Everyone knows it's probably one of the most
stressful times. It's kind of when you probably one of the most stressful times.
It's kind of when you start to doubt the most,
I'm the wedding, right?
And I'm gonna ask you about this.
I have to because I feel like a week away
is when people start to be like,
wait a second, am I doing the right thing?
I hate them right now and you fight a lot
and there's a lot of arguments going on and stress.
You've been there in Dolphase,
guess what, me too.
Me too, I was like, do want to marry this Italian mother fucker really?
I wasn't even I wasn't even
There's a piece of me that knows there's a lot of crazy gonna come along with this and like do I want to go with it
Yeah, but you bounce around like a little bunny cuz you're so happy because you know, that's why I make you
I give you so much love you don't even know to do to do. You know, you know people, she bounces around
and she hops and everybody's like, why is she so happy?
Because she bounces like a bunny.
You know why?
Because you got no poison in you.
So that's right.
No, but listen.
No, but I know.
But we got your little tidget there.
I said before I got mad, I was engaged twice before.
Oh, we know.
Yeah. And I had doubts. And the thing thing was if you have a doubt get out and
I walked away two weeks. Yeah. Oh
See but the right so good good point honey, but I'm gonna say these two these two you guys truly love each other
You guys are going on right now, but let me just say something because they gave me something they said something nice about me
You guys are amazing, you're beautiful.
You are made for each other, and I've said that a thousand times.
You're very unique, both of you, and you really got embraced at, and we go two hard times.
Marriages are ups and downs, but you got to live for the ups every day.
Forget about the downs.
The downs are going to come.
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You wake up, there's a down every day, but you gotta make it exciting and new
and keep respect going.
Okay.
Right.
The little exception to this is that
nine years have been together.
Wow.
So we've got a lot of our little intricacies
figured out, this is in a new relationship by any stretch.
Right.
This is true, but I do have to ask you this
because I feel like it goes, it coincides with
a lot of people who are getting married, who understand this.
There is a lot of stress before the wedding.
There's a lot of doubt, but I have to ask what's been the biggest argument between the
two of you when it comes to the wedding?
What is the biggest argument?
All right.
All couples here, I feel like can relate to this feeling of you want
the person that loves you so much and cares about you so much to know the difference between doing
what you ask them to do versus just knowing what needs to be done. And so I cannot say enough how much that's been a challenge
for me, and I'm honestly, I'm getting in my own way.
And I feel like when I talk to all the women,
the brides out there, I feel your pain.
Because most of the brides out there
don't really expect the husbands to participate in the
planning.
And I know I'm crazy and I'm neurotic
and I think of all these extra crazy details
that don't even go through the brain cells of Mike's brain.
I asked him the biggest argument.
Yeah.
No, well, that's been the biggest argument
is this me feeling like
why aren't you participating in the planning of the wedding.
So what he's saying is a little checked out and I'm going to admit that.
And gay.
It's more than the other.
It's like some things are like he just wants to get married and you care about all these
details.
So Nick is very detail focused and I'm very big picture.
Everybody's going to have a great time.
It's fine that you know we're not coming in in a sailboat off the lake.
You know it's fine that, you know, we're not coming in in the sailboat off the lake. You know, it's possibly, yes, with Nick. But look, the thing is, gay relationships are not immune
to what the heterosexual relationships go through. There's going to be one that's more particular
than the other, and that's going to create a lot of arguments. And that's the one thing that I'm
curious about. I'm, how many years married? I mean, we're 20 plus years in this, I mean, we're accumulative.
It's what, 60 years of marriage,
in here, 33 plus.
So, I mean, a lot of fights recently,
and that's freaked me out.
We have arguments, we bicker,
but a lot of fights with this leading up to this wedding.
Is that normal?
It's normal, it's normal.
It's normal.
It's normal.
There's a silver lining, because I can honestly say,
and I know we're so close, so thank God,
because I certainly wouldn't be mad at him
as I'm walking down the aisle.
But I think that because you think it's such a special day,
you then have this animosity that sometimes can build up
because you think, oh my gosh, this is our wedding.
But in the day, Mike's still Mike, and what he's good at is what he's good at.
And what I do and what I'm good at is like it's still like an event.
Like it's it's don't define the experience of what one person does versus the other in the
preparation of the other day, an event to what that wedding is all about.
You know, so the love is as deep as it ever was if not more than it's ever been. in the preparation of the end of the day, an event to what that wedding is all about.
So the love is as deep as it ever was, if not more than it's ever been.
And I don't want that stress of really just pleasing our guests to have an amazing experience
to get in the way of the two of us, which I feel like, Joe, that's been something fun as
we prepare for this ceremony.
And you kind of talk to me about love, which is always what you do.
But that's, I feel like something you always preach is the noise of everybody else or
just the other shit gets in the way between the person you love all the time.
And it's so easy to let that cloud or distract what's really in front of you.
Yeah, that's right. That's really in front of you.
Yeah, that's right.
I love it.
This is the biggest argument is actually the wedding.
So, so, so wait, I want to hear from, I want to hear from Kenny.
Well, she's been married 33 years, right?
Yes.
What's her biggest, what's her biggest part?
33 years.
Are you a dinosaur?
What's your biggest part?
She did get married in a very, how old were you, Cam?
I'm gonna beat this bitch right now.
Literally. Well, what I was like, Kim? I'm gonna beat this bitch right now. Ha ha ha ha.
Literally.
Well, what I was like, she got married.
I was 12.
Kim, how old was I?
I think I was 12 at your wedding.
You were about that.
I was 12.
How old were you?
I was 23.
I was 11.
First of all, my sister came as 12 years older than me.
Shut up.
I was, God, she loves to announce it.
Wait, we have one thing to say though, with this said,
because I think a lot of people out there are wondering who's walking, everybody would like to know,
who is walking either of you down the aisle when it's, you know, when it comes to a wedding like this,
Lisa Simpson, you have any answers?
have any answers? No.
No.
No.
Well, I do have the honor.
Mike did ask me to walk him down the aisle,
which I am ecstatic about.
And I can't believe he chose me.
But the very first thing I did say to you,
and I also said it to Nicholas was,
okay, well fine, who was my competition?
Like, it was between Lisa and who?
Like, Kimmy?
Who did I beat out?
Am I out?
Like, complete.
Why is Joe have a job?
Lisa has a job and Kim is the backup of Joe.
Kim's the understaff.
So when I asked what's the interesting,
it's Win please show.
Okay.
You're showing and that's interesting.
And who's Win and Mike?
Well, you know, you're the winner.
Okay, so there was no competition
and I was told that it was just me in the running and so I'm
So honored that's what is walking Mike mask go down the aisles ladies gentlemen
My my aunt and Nick's mother Don Marco. I almost said Donna Marco and I had to stop myself
Don Marco is walking Nick down the aisle. That's it. That's his birth mother. Yes, it is
is walking Nick down the aisle. That's his birth mother, yes it is.
Well, and I want to,
because I am not Mike's birth mother,
because Lisa is not Mike's birth mother.
Well, I wanted to,
well, that's, I wanted to call that out
because it's like people are listening,
going, all right, so,
is there confused mom?
Yeah, there can be a,
that's a wild one,
that's a revolution.
No, look, what's life,
it's imperfect,
you know, you have situations where the, it's not always, the mother that's going to. No, look, what life it's imperfect. You know, you have situations where the,
it's not always the mother that's gonna walk down the island.
In this situation, I have bonded with this family
now nine years in a way that's so organic,
so perfect, so we can finish each other's sentences.
And in all honesty, we have, Nick and I have broken up twice in our relationship,
more imperfections, but what's the perfection of that?
We came back and found each other.
Right.
And Lisa was very, very pro.
Let's love, figure it out.
We're going to figure this out, very pro me, and that pleads into the decision making.
So there's the imperfection of life that comes back full circle to make it a perfect wedding.
Oh, there's a show in the mother of the groom.
Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
Fast and mighty Kim Perella, please.
Okay, fine, but she's not the mother of the groom.
Kim, I hate her too. She's now. Lisa Lisa is gloating because she gets to walk him down the aisle
and she, they're coming in on a pickup truck.
Am I right?
What?
Oh, I got a vintage green pickup truck.
First of all, they're getting married at Cedar Lake Estates,
which a lot of amazing people have gotten married.
Her first daughter.
Katie Kirk's daughter, which is married there.
Oh, just there.
It's a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful,
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We will all be there from Thursday till some,
well, we don't, yes.
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It is a four day event.
We have special outfits for each night.
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Oh, we have a special singer.
I'm gonna interject because that's a secret.
Oh!
So we just did not say that lady Gaga's showing up.
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All right. So Kim, this is what I want to talk to you about. So you just went
to the bachelor party. Okay, first of all, I just want to say this is, I just want to talk
to the 30 year olds out there for one moment. What is up with y'all? What are we having?
Not no, there are these people now, a Jace Kim, and I'm only like, you know, a decade
older, 10 years older. But like, by the way, they're having these
what you can't have.
With the bachelor parties that go for one whole freaking week.
And their weddings are like extravaganza's that go on
for three days in cabins.
Like, why did I go to eat?
Why did you guys take me to New York City for one night
and home the same night.
We even get a freaking old deal.
Listen, I took a bus with my mother-in-law and my sister and my sister-in-law and my
girlfriend.
We went to New York City to see the chip-in-dails.
That's why we did.
That we came home the same night.
So I have no idea why it is the way man
What's up with the 30 year old so that this new like era?
Where it's like we do
Minimum is a weekend like it's a minimum of a Friday to a Monday
But like with you're going with Nick you rent a villa for seven days in me canos with a chef and everything
But like I'm just saying like like, why has this changed?
And am I next?
Are you next?
Did we get fucked in?
Yes.
Is basically what I'm saying, because we went for one night
to New York City and came home.
And this is like crazy.
Is it for Instagram?
Like, what's happening?
Now, it's a thing.
It is a definite thing.
I will say for me, I love to go over the top.
That's just my personality.
On Jepersack.
And so, you know, I think that there's probably, and I think there's a pressure that now young
people feel to be, you know, at that level when it comes to the wedding.
What is competing?
Yeah, and it's, I mean, it's a shame if that's what you're doing,
but I can't say like, I wouldn't like succumb to that feeling
in the sense that if I wasn't fortunate to be able to do
the kind of event that we're able to do and whatnot
that I would feel that pressure to make that happen.
I know what you're saying.
Listen, I have a point here.
I have a point here.
When my kids were little, it was a sweet 16 thing. It's what you're saying. Listen, I have a point here. When my kids were little,
it was a sweet 16 thing. It's it's progression. Everything changes. So when we were younger,
me, you, Lisa, a sweet 16 was, oh my god, invite your friends over. We're gonna have cake. Everybody's
gonna have any we're gonna call it a sweet 16. By the time my kid was 16 years old. There was such a thing on MTV called My Sweet 16.
And everyone and their mother was having thousands
of dollars, massive sweet 16 parties.
And we struggled just to do that.
Jen and reveals, I just saw on the internet
somebody jumped out of a freaking plane.
What a crazy thing.
That's where we're going.
Everything just keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
Okay, so now we're kindly talking to just Joe Lisa, What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?
What's going on?
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What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? coming to my bachelor party because right now I'm drawing a complete bank. Did I think you would have one?
Wait, we went to Greece for you.
She was country.
We went to the Chippendales with the Dix in your face.
What did we do for you?
I danced with a twirl.
God, he danced with a boxer.
So that was like, I did so with a twirl.
God, but what happened to me?
Did you bitches as my sisters? Did you give me a bachelor party? Like I'm being dead.
I was at S. Right. 10. So no. No, you were not 10. You were not. What age were you?
When I got married, you got married at 23. I was 13. Okay. I did not throw you back.
That's about my first wedding. And I didn't have one my first wedding
But what about my second wedding did I ever have who is who years old?
I was 13 party did I oh really you a new one will give you one will give you a fake ones Wow this you know what this is
No, this is middle child middle child middle child no
Bachelor you don't remember or you would remind me okay? middle child, middle child, middle child, no bathroom.
You don't remember or you would remind me.
Okay, so what was it?
Okay, so if I threw you a bachelor at party right now today,
where would you, don't be honest on what you want.
What would we do?
I want to go to Tennessee.
Oh, Tennessee.
What?
Nashville, my good Nashville.
Oh, you wanted to do typical Nashville things. Well, they say that's a city. What? Nashville. Nashville, my good Nashville. Oh, you wanted to do typical Nashville things.
Well, they say that's the baddest.
Yeah, well, I'm a good capital of America right now.
It's the bachelor capital of America.
Y'all want to go to Nashville.
All right, fine, take me to Italy.
I'll go through my best friend's bachelor party in Nashville.
And that is the bachelor at capital of the world, apparently.
Well, that's what the Uber driver said.
So I don't know if that...
If you Google it, it literally comes up.
It's the Bachelorette place of the...
No, Bachelorette.
Bachelorette.
All the women are there.
So if you're a guy, head your ass to Nashville,
because they're e-hawning the cowboy.
But you guys are losing vision of the point.
Is that my sister?
Vision of the point.
That was that wine.
How is that wine?
Wine is going down so good.
But you guys didn't even give me a bachelor party.
Now I have to get married again.
It's a bachelor at.
Are you good girl?
Joe, you have any talk about the bad.
First of all, you.
I have what was Joe Gorgas bachelor party?
I know he's playing now.
Are we has enough time past where we can just say it? No. No, come on. At this
point, no, I say, listen, I tell your bachelor party. I think we all got next and we should
do our own bachelor parties again. And I'll start by going to Brazil first.
I want to go to Brazil.
Wonderful.
I want to go to Brazil.
I'll start second by going to Italy.
Because I was just there and honey,
I don't want to be nowhere else.
All right, you go to Italy.
I want to go to Brazil for three days.
And then I'll go to Colombia for the other three days.
And I'll come home.
Oh, really, really.
I b's, I think.
Oh, I'll go to a b's or two.
Joe Gorgher just quickly give the people what you did for your
bachelor party they'd like to know before we play a fun game. We just went to Atlantic City.
And guess what you did? There was a bunch of bachelor rec girls there and you know what you did?
You took her little crown off her head but her little her little freaking veil and you danced in
the middle of the other bachelor rep because your friends ratted you out. Oh right that's
of the other bachelor rep, because your friends ratted you out.
Oh, all right.
That's hard.
I know what you did, you little sucker.
I didn't do no such thing.
Were you a good boy back then?
You can tell me now, it's been, we're going to go on.
We're going to be on code.
We're never going to say.
You're never going to tell.
I didn't do anything.
Yeah, honestly.
I sat in a corner.
At this point, do you really want to know? No, no, no. I do not thank you very much. I sat in a corner. I did nothing. I just I was so
infatuated with my life. I couldn't wait. No, that's the thing. Prove it. Do you see anything?
Prove it. No, no, wait, that is so true. When we got when we were having a bachelor in
bachelor, there was no social media social media social media was that we were like texting on
Remember when it was like texting on next-tell. Yeah, remember when it was like beat me beat me
When you beat you were like 911 her epic call me it was emergency
Well, you call or you beat me 69
Before we before we start playing some fun games and
Before we go off wedding
talk, what you're about to do, I just like you to tell the people.
Um, will there be any wardrobe changes?
And number one, number two, I just wanted to wrap them out right now.
They haven't left Dolce and Gabana in New York City in the last six months and they
have custom suits made personalized.
Book a head voice.
So before Nick will answer that, we're broke after going to the Dolce Gabbana experience.
So I will be selling my feet on only fans following this wedding.
So Nick can fill in on the whole wardrobe change over the next three days.
I support the only fans as long as it's your feet.
I will say Mike has great feet
And there's probably not you support exact and there's probably not enough men on there for just the feet
Well, yes, so at as our florists slash wedding planners,
in addition to our cousin Amanda from Copper and Chloe,
we have a while events who is an amazing florist and event planner.
And we're all about just that brand on brand moment.
Yes.
So I just feel like why not have a Dolce and Gabana outfit, not just for the wedding,
but for our Thursday night garden dinner or our Friday night welcome dinner.
They have your measurements now.
Today he was like, yeah, your jacket, you know, they wore that at the Oscars, you know,
he was giving me the name of an actor.
And I was just like, all right,
that makes this all worth it.
And that's the hook line in sinker.
The minute they start talking Oscars and MTV music,
you know, you're like,
you're in my black heart.
And then the bill comes, you're like,
what the hell happened?
What happened?
So it's, you know.
That's when you need to see talking about the sun
and the moon and the rain and the stars
and the precipitation.
And the precipitation.
Okay, any question?
So you boy, I think we have enough wedding talk here.
Please follow us all on Instagram to watch,
to watch how Joe Gorgha does at this wedding.
We are like 10 days away and we're very excited.
So we're gonna say that.
Yes, show any thoughts on the wedding
before we move over to the fundees.
I have no idea what I'm doing. Oh, no. No, I really don't know why I'm doing that. You see that? Yes, show any thoughts on the wedding before we move over to a fun date. I have no idea what I'm doing.
Oh, no.
No, I really don't.
So, you know, I don't remember.
You're going to be a great efficient.
I don't remember a star.
I don't remember.
I don't think I remember is when you take this man to be a lawful, a letter of husband.
That's all I really know.
I don't know.
I can't even say that.
Take this man.
Do you take this lawfully?
That's what I say.
Lawfully.
Loftly.
You know what we all keep doing?
By the way, we.
I think I need a refund on that.
Lawful.
Lawful.
You want to, my mask go on to refunds.
Wait, can I just, before we end the wedding,
we have to end it the way we know how, which is the best.
So we were all raised. Everyone in this room was raised to Catholic, right? Because before we end the wedding, we have to end it the way we know how, which is the best.
So we were all raised, everyone in this room was raised a Catholic, right?
So we know this isn't appropriate and we know that this is something we will not do at
the wedding, but we all just say, Hallelujah.
Please stand up, no sit down.
Everyone together, amen.
Joe Gorg is gonna be like,
Do you take this man to be your husband?
Yes or no.
So that's just a little hay all who grew up in the Catholic Church, you know exactly you're picking up
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All right, ready.
Here we go.
Who's most likely?
This is the name of the game.
This is just, we're going to pass this mic around the room.
Okay.
And we're going to discuss who's most likely to do these things.
Are you ready? Yes. Okay. to discuss who's most likely to do these things. Are you ready?
Yes.
Okay, we can each give an answer to this. I mean, this one's just dumb if we don't know
the answer. I mean, let's go now. Everyone, we can answer this at the same time if we
go.
Who is most likely to win the challenge show? Ready?
Go.
Melissa.
I don't know. I feel like it's hard. Wait, did you actually say Melissa? likely to win the challenge show. Ready? Go. Melissa. Go.
I don't know.
I feel like it's her.
Wait, did you actually say Melissa?
Melissa!
Huh?
She'll kick me out of the house if I don't say it.
Wait.
Let's pass the mic, girl.
Mike is still.
Who's most likely to win a challenge show?
Ready?
Go.
Oh, you want me to answer this question?
Joe Gorgah. Joe Gorga.
She won't say her own sister. She's an asshole.
I'm gonna have to say Kimmy.
I will echo that it's obviously Kimmy.
These are just like, thank you Mike,
me and you are vines.
There's a sign behind her that says on display.
Land slide.
Thank you, boom boom boom. Mom. Oh, this is great.. Land slide. Thank you, boom boom boom boom.
And Mike is not a town.
Oh, this is great.
This is great.
I vote for myself.
OK, and we're going to do this couple by couple
so you can, you know, couple by couple.
You guys tell us what you do with your husbands.
But in your and Nick and Mike, who is more likely
to apologize first?
Oh, I'm, well, he makes me apologize first.
By default.
It's by default that he has to apologize first,
because normally he can't serve his mic.
Got it.
Kim, you know what, let me ask this a question as sisters,
because you know, you guys leave me out a lot,
because you're a lot closer in age than I am.
And she says, you guys live 10 to a lot older.
Just so you know, let me give you a little once over
on my scissors, they live like they can throw rocks
at each other's houses.
It's like pathetic.
And they just won't leave each other side.
They hang out together all the time.
It's one of those things.
And you know, then they come visit me when they're in the mood.
But girls, not with your husbands, with each other, which I don't feel like
there's a lot of arguments.
But if there were, who would apologize first between the two of you?
I'm not asking you, Joe Gorgah.
I would like your answer.
I would like to.
I don't argue.
So I would love to know who came or Lisa.
Who would apologize first if you guys got into a fight?
I feel like the last time we were on your podcast, we took questions from your listeners,
and it was, what was the last fight,
and what did you fight about, and what was the, you know,
resolve, and we literally had no answer.
I still have no answer.
I cannot remember a fight that I've ever had with Kim,
or you honestly.
Isn't that crazy?
No one would believe that.
No, people don't believe it, but it's true.
Okay.
You guys, right?
You agree, you're all sitting here.
Okay. So I'm going to say, but who I did?
Who would apologize?
Technically, you're saying who would apologize first?
Okay. Joey.
Joey has an answer for this.
I would say Lisa. You know why? And not because of you.
I say Lisa to Kim.
Not because of Melissa.
She's a stubborn mother for her.
Yes, not because of any boy, but Lisa for some reason around everybody.
You like kind of keep the whole family going.
You do. Lisa's like a family girl. Lisa's a ride hard. She's always she's so is
right. Hard guy. But if the oldest stubborn, well, no, Kimmy's you're more of the matriarch.
You are. Yeah. We give you that, you know, which is Kimmy's more matriarch Lisa's but why don't you like when anyone's fighting?
I know I used to like it when I was younger.
I didn't mind that role, that position
because daddy died when we were younger
and I had two younger sisters and mommy was like,
what am I doing?
And it like I was forced into this role of being like,
I don't wanna say the boss,
but I'm looking at Melissa sign that says boss lady, but you know like the role of being like, I don't wanna say the boss, but I'm looking at Melissa Sine, that says boss lady,
but you know, like, like the role of whatever,
the matriarch, whatever you wanna freaking call it.
And when I was younger, it was okay with me,
I didn't mind it.
And the older I got, I realized there are definitely
times where I am needy now.
Like, and maybe I didn't feel so needy when I was younger.
And now that I'm older, when I feel needy,
I feel like everyone just expects to be the boss
and not like, it doesn't feel like I ever need anything.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's different, it's just a different role.
I don't need to be the boss anymore, bitches.
Boss yourself.
But, you know what?
I got a sign in here that says, boss bitches, so.
Hold on, Nick Marco has something to say.
And I just want to have a little vulnerable moment with Kimmy, who I literally joke all
the time with hashtag same person.
But and I know you're older, you're wiser, I'll always look up to you and that'll always
be the way.
But I totally get what you're saying and you know I'm always here for you to talk because you know, it's hard to be in that role.
You're getting sensitive.
I like it.
She was always a stubborn ass Leo that I will say.
You don't understand.
She's just jealous that they all think of.
You were the baby.
So everyone just coddled you and took care of you and gave you whatever you want.
Like you see me that way because we didn't, I didn't have a choice.
And what we like, the deprived middle. have a choice. And what would I? I was the older sister.
I was like, middle.
Right?
You were like the, you were like the deprived middle.
I just want to say something.
People will sometimes categorize or think
they know you guys from TV, right?
They don't.
And I will say this about my sisters.
You have no idea they are rye or die.
And also not just for me, like for any person that I love
or is their girlfriend or is their friend,
they ride or die for you.
And Lisa, especially, you do,
you're just more vocal about that.
Like you're very, very, very, very,
very, very, very, very, very, very,
I've always been a part of it.
But with the huge hearts,
it can be taken the wrong way as if it's a negative,
but everyone, you need to know that you wish you had my sisters.
Oh, that's a mark.
Agreed.
Okay, so going off from emotional, because this is what we do these days, let's see, who's
most likely, oh this is fun, who's most likely to have the best pickup lines?
Like, if we were, I already want to say this answer.
Who's most likely to have the best pickup lines?
I know.
And I would like everyone to give their best pickup line.
Joe, Joe just stole the mic.
What do you think? Who's got the best pickup line?
Well, is this going for out of all of us in the room?
No, me and you. Oh, I'd like to hear everyone's best pickup line. Well, and it's just going for out of all of us in the room. Oh, me and you. Oh, I'd like to hear everyone's best pickup line.
Okay. Joe, go, go. What's your best pickup line?
I'll just come up to you and say, look at you. Who are you? Oh my God. I'm gonna
bet. Yeah, I'm gonna come into your world and I'm gonna change your world, baby.
Oh, I'm gonna put you on a pedestal and your
cop show up. Your whole life's gonna change. Do we even need pickup lines anymore with
the dating apps? I mean that's something out of 1998. You know, we know. I'm not done.
Oh, man, I'm not done. Joe passed the mic to leave. What's your pickup line? What was
it pickup line at somebody trying to pick you up?
What would they say?
OK, well, first of all, that doesn't happen to me that often.
But a couple of weeks ago, when we were in Greece,
somebody, now it all comes out.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
So when, no, I know, I know, but I did tell my husband
this.
So we were in Mekinoos for Nicholas's bachelor party.
And this young guy walks up to me while I was standing
at the beach line.
And he was like, do you want me to pick that up?
And I was like, pick what up?
He's like, that, I got to pick, this is the pickup line.
And he goes, pick that up off the ground.
I'm like, pick what up the ground.
He's like, my jaw.
I was like, oh, I was like, first of all, I'm old enough to be your mother. Second of all, you got
to work on your lines, honey. No one's gonna, that's the most worse. I can't think it was
cute. I'm gonna have to say that I was good. You know why? It was good. Because you're
talking about it. No, but you're still talking about it now. I heard that story four times already
Did you get singly inside? So no, but the next day was his birthday
So he said follow me on Instagram so you can wish me happy birthday. So I said, okay
So I I did no I followed him on Instagram. I did he turned
He told what he had having kicked out of the house
I say no, no, I told Scott I told Scott
I'm a file said this he turned 27 and so I wish to be 27
27 technically he's your son. I got up the mic
So I literally said to him I have a child is old as you
But let's not forget I got the pickup line. So Kim, here you go.
That was a great pickup line.
And he wanted to bang an older bitch.
I love it.
That's a thing, apparently.
What's your pickup line?
I don't have a pickup line.
When you saw the hottest guy in Greece,
and you just had a moment, what would you want to say to him?
Like, you are what?
What? I wish people could see my face right now. And you just had a moment. Like, what would you want to say to him? Like, you are what?
Well, I wish people could see my face right now.
I have no idea. No.
Yeah, like what we would say when we were in Mekinos, we'd be like,
oh my God, he's so beautiful.
We look at each other and go, is he gay?
I don't know.
You ask him, are you gay?
That's right.
Are you gay? Yeah. That's the pickup line. They were. It was the same thing.
You were there any. I was 19 when I met my husband.
A pickup line is so far away in my mind right now.
A pickup line from your husband, Joey. He's like,
Hey, oh, you like my.
I like my. I like it. He's like,
top. Look at this. They look at me. You know, no, no, it's you like my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, was just look at him. I just look at him and and you know it doesn't suck truly it works.
Passing the mic on to Nick Marca. Well I was gonna say in the gay community we just we
just look at each other. Yes. There's no picking up a line. No. There's just looking at each
other. And if three times you make eye contact you move forward and you start talking
That's it. That's it. Yeah. I know that's not a good question for us older married people
No, no, you don't understand. I just learned there's thruples. There's there's holes
There's open relationships. I am so confused. Well, I already chased Nick Margo. So what was your pickup line?
I honestly don't even remember I was pretty Nick Margo. So what was your pickup line?
I honestly don't even remember. I was pretty good.
I was like, he went through my photos on Facebook
and started to like them all.
Until eventually I had to say, what's happening?
Who is this person?
See, that's a thing.
When you go through Instagram and start liking old photos,
it's like, hello, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here,
I'm looking at you.
That says a lot without saying anything.
I know how I know, because I watch you.
Oh!
You can say that's a thing, Joe, don't get with the times.
You go on week-long, frickin' bachelor parties,
you get married for four days, you like shit on Instagram,
we need to figure it out.
Okay, let's-
But I do want to just shout out the people
that still do the pickup lines,
because I think that those should not go away.
I think we're all a little bit more insecure nowadays
to do the pickup line, but we love a good,
I love a good story where they can say,
this is what he said when we first met,
and he or she had the confidence to just say.
Yeah, like so do the pick-up lines. I want to know.
You're so like, um, what's the deep word? Like if you were watching that one.
Yeah, what's the, no, no, he's whimsical. No, he's what's the word when you're in your feelings a lot intellectual I have great emotional agility
I'm emotional and a bit of the ability in the same sense actually a demonstration of my emotional intelligence
Thank you. Okay much. She's very intelligent. Okay, one more question on this, and then we're gonna go to, would you rather?
Okay, so, who, okay, so do you know how you earn beads
at Marty Groud?
Do you know what you have to do?
You should, you go topless.
You have to go topless.
You show your boobs.
Yeah.
Okay, out of the three of us,
we all know the answer to this.
Who is most likely to win the most beads at Marty Groud?
Ready? Five, four, three, two, one. most likely to win the most beats at Marty Grub.
Five, four, three, two, one. Lisa!
Oh, Lisa.
Lisa is, let's get, Lisa is most likely to flash you.
Her boobies.
Facts, facts, facts.
Because I'm the fun sister, that's why.
No, you know what you are. You're either, because I'm the fun sister. That's why no you know what you are
You're either you're either a fun complete introvert where you're like I want to go home
I'm gonna get my husband and let my husband
I'm so in love with my husband. I want to go home or you're so out of fucking control
We don't know we don't know what to do with it. Okay. Can I explain why I'm a Gemini? We know done
She is a Gemini to the max right? Yes, she is a Gemini to the max.
Right?
Yes, she is.
No, she's not.
She's not 100% sure.
No.
She could be her and Joey P are the definition of Gemini.
They are.
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Okay, ready?
Would you rather?
We are going to go around the room and we are going to ask each person a very specific question.
Okay, ready?
This one, um, oh, I'm going to give this one to Mike Masco.
Would you rather have bad breath or smelly feet?
Oh.
What's wrong?
But I would rather have, well, look, I think smelly feet.
I mean, how much of health off do you have?
The bad breath?
The bad breath.
Fun fact, those list of reenstrips, I always have them in my back pocket.
Always.
And you know what, brush your teeth.
The Listerine strips, that'll work, right?
False.
Yeah.
Okay, Lisa Simpson, would you rather go shopping
in your underwear or go to a beach nude?
Wow.
She's like, both?
I can't decide.
I didn't know.
You're awesome. I can't decide. Go to the beach
neuter shopping in my panties. I really, I'm a
jump and I can't make a decision bitch. I'm gonna go
naked to the beach. I would think so. Okay, Kim, would you rather give away all your money or all your
possessions, all of my money? I could always make more money, but the things that I have that are
important to me, like what? My wedding rings, my photos, my important memories of my family. Yeah, no. You can always find a way
to make more money. Yeah, Marco, would you rather be a Kardashian or a Hilton? I couldn't
be more proud to say Kardashian. Yeah.
Kris Jenner, I am waiting to have lunch with you. I am waiting to have lunch with Christian. Yeah, even though the Hilton's are stepping it up
But no the Kardashians led the way
The one and only would you rather accidentally call your partner your ex's name or
Have them do that to you
Would you rather be the one that accidentally calls me your ex-fiance?
Needless to say. Would you rather me accidentally call you my ex-boyfriend?
I mean, that's not even a question. I mean, holl.
Joe, you gotta answer the question. This is not- this game is not plead the fifth?
No. I am not Andy Cohen. This is not plead the fifth.
Well, I definitely would have wanted to be the one getting called. I would let- but who-
I would want to live with her after called. I would like, but who would
want to live with her after that? I mean, so you'd rather, so you'd rather me fuck up. You might as well
fuck up because I'm gonna be fucked up anyway. You're killing me. The rest, the rest of my life.
Make Moscow pass it over. Would you rather be trapped on an island with someone who doesn't speak or someone who
doesn't shut up?
Oh, jeez.
That's a good one.
I don't know.
My relationship, Nick talks a lot.
So that'd be nice to, in all the good ways possible.
I like to talk though. So that's a problem. I think I would just have to, I don't know,
jump in the ocean. This is a shout out to Lisa Barlow. I love how long winded she is. Like,
don't be ashamed. Because at the end of the day, you can walk away. But I, I went type,
a silent type. Next to five. Oh my god. Hold up my guy. His hands are all talking. You reminded me Okay, you can walk away, but I- I'm sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, but sorry, sorry,, would you give up, would you rather give up fast food or alcohol?
Fast food.
I need to say.
Oh, say.
Okay, last question and then we're moving on to the next game.
Nick, would you rather have a partner that has an annoying best friend or an intimidating
X?
Nick's not intimidated.
Yeah, first off, I love the challenge of an intimidating X. That's kind of fun. I've seen that in relationships
where the X is still around and it's kind of fun to play that game like, oh, he's with
me now. Yeah, the annoying best friend doesn't bother me either. So yeah, yeah, annoying
best friend. Okay, ready. Last So yeah, yeah, annoying best friend.
OK, ready?
Last game we're going to play.
It's called, how do you do? Do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-do-o-o- BAM! HANDS HAND! Yeah! Umba! Umba!
Dot dot Umba!
I do it dot dot Dumba!
Dot dot Lu!
Umba!
Dot dot Lu!
Whoa whoa!
Okay, ready?
Here's the song, how do you do?
We're gonna split up into two teams and we're gonna try to get our teams to guess the
song.
No, we're not.
What?
Can you count meteorologists? There's six of us in the room.
Where's your tequila? Okay. Okay. Ready? Here is the humdinger. Yes, I am. I love drunk podcasts.
She just say, I am Melissa mother fucking boy. Today people.
Okay, ready?
We can only sing the song by the way.
Okay, we're gonna pull up songs right now.
You can't sing the words.
You can only sing the song using the word do.
Like do, okay?
And we'll rotate to a new singer each time.
It comes back to your team.
Okay, so here we go.
Here's the thing.
Wait, one person. Here's a little hint about the songs okay they're all going to be
pop songs I think our team will go first just to show how it ready so on team
A it is Melissa Gorga it is Nick Marco and it is Mike Masco. Formerly Melissa Margo, mm mm mm mm mm.
Okay, anyway.
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going to send someone from the other team up. But I just want to say anyone who's been listening to my
podcast knows that I am very horse. I have no voice and I continue to be horse just FYI. So we're
now going to put Joe Gorgah. We're calling Joe Gorgah up to the mic. Okay. He's now gonna do do do Lisa. I'm gonna need Lisa and Kim to guess the song
I don't
Right Ah What wait don't right dude. Wait is it don't don't
Ready ready me do yeah
Go I know it I know it. I know it. I know it. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Since he can't do it, can I help him for you too? Ready? Now tell me. Now tell me, just tell me if you not realize that when we have our family
Christmas song?
That was the song.
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Yes.
Yes.
Do do do.
All right, guys, Joe Gorgah, Joe Gorgah sucks at this.
He's also going to marry them.
Nick, come on.
OK.
Oh, you're out.
Zip it.
Ready?
Nick Marko's up.
Me and Melissa Gorgah, Mike Masco will guess the song.
All right, let's do this.
Mad respect to all the musical artists out there.
Clearly, just using one word for a song that he knows very well is so difficult. We got this. We got this. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do doing do it again do it again
Wow you guys need me bad
One more time I'm marrying him. This is very intentional. I'm marrying him. This is very intentional.
I'm marrying him.
This is very intentional.
I'm marrying him.
This is very intentional.
I'm marrying him.
This is very intentional.
I'm marrying him.
I'm marrying him.
This is very intentional. I'm marrying him. Number, Gloria To be fair it's it's I don't know more than the chorus well, we can see that what is it?
Who's one of your all-time favorite Michael Jackson?
What's
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in Gloria Gloria okay everyone if it was thriller I would have got that guys Lisa
sims him is up and she will be doing it for Joe and Kim. Here we go.
Kim, you better get this because I don't know shit.
One thing guys, you had to see Nick's face getting into it.
He was like, I love it.
I wish I'd see what that is.
He was like, I can never hurt her to that in my life.
No, next.
Kim, your guess, first of all, no.
Well, she said she didn't know
it. Okay, bitch, but your guess. But you're cheating.
Oh, I can't see. I can do this. Yes, yes, yes. I can do it. Yes.
Okay. Yes. Let him. We're going to win with this bitch. ready. Am I allowed to be animated? You have to turn. Ready, Mike, Masco is on the mic.
Melissa and Nick will guess it.
Oh, no, we got this.
This is tall.
I think the mic might have just fell out. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Oh, I wanted that way. Tell me. Tell me why.
Ain't nothing but a heart.
All right, okay, okay, okay.
You were scary.
That was good.
That was good.
Very good, Nick.
Okay, Kim Perrella is up with the do-doos.
Do-doos.
And this is the last one before we say goodbye to everyone.
We love you all so much.
But Kim Porella for the finale here, please sing the do-do's for Lisa and Joe.
Okay.
Wake up, wake up, Gorgah. Come on.
Ready, job.
Go.
Do-do. go. We love you.
Yeah, we won, we won, we won.
Happy life.
Let's all wish Joe Borget a very good luck
and wish they can make it my turn.
Father Joe.
Father Joe.
Father Joe.
Thank everybody we love you, pizza!
Pinch, pinch!
Long time!
Hasta la vista, baby!
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