On Display with Melissa Gorga - Let's Be Frank (Frank Catania, Brittany Mattessich, and Joe Gorga)

Episode Date: February 29, 2024

This week Melissa is joined by Frank Catania, his lovely fiance Brittany, and Joe Gorga, to talk all about beating internet trolls at their own games, what it's like living with an ex's ex, and the very strange plastic surgeries that a lot of men are getting these days.  Frank and Brittany also give us an update on their wedding planning, their new home, and the surprise guest that'll be living with them.   This week's sponsors:  PlutoTV - Streaming Television: Pluto.tv  Progressive - "Name-Your-Price" Tool: Progressive.com  ZocDoc - Trusted Doctors, One Tap Away: ZocDoc.com/melissa

I mean, are you guys just the perfect couple? What the hell's happening over here? Yeah. Oh, what's up guys? Welcome to another episode of on display. You know, today I figured what's better than one couple, two couples. So I'm bringing on another couple, actually our neighbors and our very good friends,

who we love so, so much. We have Franka Tanya in the building. Hold on, Joe, it's not about you yet. It's not about you yet. We have Franka Tanya in the building with his gorgeous fiance, Brittany. Hi, guys. What's up, guys?

Thanks for having us. You know, I also have Joe Gorgia here, but he had to wait his turn. They're the most important guests today. What? I am more important than that. Especially Frank. Maybe not Brittany, but Frank. Okay, Joe. Joe, say hi to the people. Hi peeps. Hi peeps. What's up guys. How are you guys? Not there just busy busy. We feel like we haven't talked to you guys in ages. I know, I feel like we haven't. When's the last time we just saw you somewhere? Where did we just see you? I forget. Where were we? Christmas dinner? Was that what it was? When we went after New Year's in January? Yes. So we've seen you guys in like a month, a month and a half, couple, a little minute.

Well, you guys are too in love. You guys stay together. You must be doing a lot of hanky-panky in that house. You don't come out much. Oh my God. I heard there's no hanky-panky after you get married. I heard it got no hanky-panky, but it changed. After I got engaged, it changed.

No, no, no, no. Come on. That's why you got a young one. She got energy this month. Yeah. Yeah. Brittany, it changed. No, no, no, no. Come on, that's why you got a young one. She got energy this month. Yeah. Yeah. Brittany, it changed Brittany? Come on.

No. I believe that. Right, right, right. The number one rule, you gotta keep that going. Thank you, Joe. Tell her. Gotta keep it going. Tell her.

It's a happy marriage right there. Well, I've had Frank on the podcast before. I've never had Brittany, so I'm very excited to have Brittany on as well. I wanna ask you guys, I know you're building the house, but first of all, where are you right now? Where are you guys? We are still at David's. I'm going to tell you something.

David is fighting tooth and nail. He's not taking us moving out very well whatsoever. Frank, I would never leave if I were you in Britney. I would never leave, guys. I got it made. I got it made here. You got it made over there. I do you know, David's never home. You know, so but Brittany, that David was willing to change the layout of the house. Give us another master suite here just to keep us here. Perfect. Perfect.

Brittany, what do you think about that? I love David, but I think that it's time to move on and, you know, me and Frank need to share our life together. Oh, it's time. She's like, I'm ready to move out of your ex-wife's house. She gets embarrassed. How? Yes, right? Exactly. Even though David is a great guy, we could all agree he's a nice guy. But I think she's ready to just live with you, Frankie boy.

Yeah, we, we have a standing two nights out of every week. David is coming over for dinner. So Okay, he's going to come over. Is David single or is he? What's his deal? We're not sure. Okay, okay, he's gonna come over is David single or is he what's his deal? We're not sure. Okay, we're not gonna comment. Yeah, I'm afraid to answer one way or another. There's I don't know. Well, that would be me if I was single. They would everybody. Oh, I don't know.

You just like to put an imaginary thing in your brain if I were single like you just want to know what it feels like God, I'd be everywhere Frankie, right? Don't even know what you're talking about Joe. I've been just this home buddy my entire life Smart man so wait so tell me guys how's the house building going? I know you guys are like pretty in deep over there. How far along are we now? Three weeks, we're done. We should have a CEO in three weeks. Come on Frank, I love Frank Frank helped us get our CEO so anything we can do Frank to help you Let us know. I think we've lent you machines or something. What can we do to help? Honestly, I know I don't want to get into it. But guys, I gotta tell you

something. Anytime I ask Joe a question, anytime I need something from Joe, it's not let me check. It's okay. When do you need it? Honestly, every time he does, Melissa, he does it all the time. Whenever I need it, it's there. That's it. Beautiful. I love that. Same here, brother, that you do the same thing. So that's what friends are for. Absolutely. Absolutely. And you were so good to us with our house too. So we're happy to help. I treasure

our friendship. Thank you. Not many friendships have endured as long as ours have. Agreed. Yeah. You know, it's true. You guys have been friends for so long and also living through like, actually actually a reality show on top of it that could always cause tension. I'm pretty much you two are like the best when it comes to that zero drama ever. You guys don't do that game, which I love about you. We've done everything together. We've done business. We've done everything. We've never had an argument. Never. It's like, you know, just know to all the same type of guys that you know, we're not out to hurt anybody. He's not out to hurt anybody. And that's how you know just you know tool the same type of guys that you know we're not out to hurt anybody he's not out to hurt anybody and that's how you do it. Anybody who knows me it's we absolutely and Brittany's the same way I absolutely adore everybody around us doing well there is not one bone of

jealousy in me all right I want to surround myself with happy people who don't care what you have or don't have. I just like to see everyone around me do well and happy. And I love that, you know? Amen to that brother. Right? Exactly, right. Exactly. Guys, we posted something the other day.

I mean, first of all, my fiance drags me out to wee hours in the morning. We posted something on Instagram the other day and you know you get the comments, all right? And it was, you know, get the comments. All right. And Look at you Melissa and Joe wannabes Why because you guys were out clubbing Say honestly and I gotta tell you something what we respond I respond to you want us to and what's wrong with that See what an awesome risk Frank. This is why you're so good at this. You're so good with the social media trolls.

You really are. Sometimes. I've had a problem. Well, no, he's most of the time he's pretty good with them. But wait, what was the picture? Was just the two of you guys, you were out like what? We went from the other night, right? Yeah.

Further, she dragged me out because I drag her to all my freestyle concerts. Where'd you guys go? Where'd you guys go? It's your new to Louis DeVito. Louis DeVito the other night. Further, she dragged me out because I dragged her to all my freestyle concerts. Where'd you guys go? Where'd you guys go? We're going to do to Louis DeVito. Louis DeVito the other night. Oh, yeah. Nice. You want to see Louis DeVito?

We were out there three hours in the morning. Well, that's something you would do, Frank. That's your like era. That's your thing. No, my era is freestyle. All right. I'm not lying. Oh, that's true.

That's true. And she comes and she comes with me to all the freestyle concerts. She sucks it up, you know? I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Come on. I love you. You came out at nine and you didn't go off until three. Ha ha ha ha. What did you get to drink? A sour apple martini? No, I was drinking. When I go out, I drink, man.

I drink hard. I, Frank, you know, Brittany, I didn't ever see him drunk. Like, was, is he, did he get like, what? Wasted? I don't see him bomb. Never seen him drunk. Not like bombs. No.

I feel like he's always like a controlled drunk. He's controlled, but he's, go ahead, Brittany, tell us. he's always like a controlled drunk. He's controlled but he's go ahead, Brittany. Tell us. We're neither one of us really big drinkers like really. Yeah, we're not like, well, you own dispensaries. Don't you? What's your new thing here? Frankie boy? Oh, yeah, that's for sure. I can't wait to open it. When's that opening? Frank? What's it open? Looks like two weeks. The first one. Two weeks. Everything's happened for you guys in two it. What's that opening Frank? What's open? I can be on it looks like two weeks the first one two weeks I have a few guys in two weeks. It's gonna be a busy month of March for you

Melissa, it's it's everything house all the businesses we've been working on for four years are all opening up now We're planning a wedding. It's everything everything at once nice. I know I'm gonna ask you guys about all of it I'm so excited. All right, so wait before we jump off the house I want to know what's the style of this house like do you guys what's your vibe? What is it? What's the style Brit more modern? Definitely more like a modern feel and who's picking everything out who's picking at the cabinets the tile the marble Who's doing that all you? I help I let her pick it out unless it's drastically different than what I want

So the entire house is basically you know, it's what she wants. Are you so excited? Yeah, he's learning happy wife happy life Although the other day A little bit of an issue, you know, I did well I Crushed the pool and I filled it in. Oh, no way. You know what I did? Well, I crushed the pool and I filled it in. No way. How did you do that? Hammered it got a hammered done. That's it. So

now I have a flat back. I don't want to pull. She wanted to pull. Maybe you were down to shore with you guys and during the summer. You know, we're gonna use the pool up here. At least you guys have kids. Your kids will use your pool

up here. You know, right? So that was it done. You're right. You're right. You don usually pulled up here. You know, right? So that was it. Done. You're right. You're right. You don't really use it. We barely use it either. We don't. It's just for pretty. I just sit out there and look at it. We don't ever get in it. It's such a shame and such a waste. But it is pretty to look at and like, you put some type of waterfall or something. It does sound nice. But Brittany, he's so right, Frank. I mean, you know, you're down a

shirt a whole time. And, you know, you never never going to use you just turn it up. And it just you just look at it. Nobody ever goes in. Wait, is this crazy guys? We're now neighbors. We you live around the block from me down

the shore and down in good old tea hour New Jersey. We live down both of us live down on the water down there. And now you're my neighbor, you live around the block in Franklin Lake. So we're just like, we live down, both of us live down on the water down there. And now you're my neighbor, you live around the block in Franklin Lakes. So we're just like, we all need to see each other

more, you live around the block in all aspects. It's crazy. 100%. All right. Just like the people said on Instagram, right? We're Joan Melissa wannabe. And what's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? Exactly. Right?

Exactly. Right. These people are so funny. I see that as a compliment. So thank you. I hope they say that I'm a frank and Brittany want to be soon. I'm waiting for that comment. So I could say and what's wrong with that because that's how I'm going to reply. Damn right. I'll take that old day brother. It's for sure brother. All right. So I got to ask this too because now I'm building my new store on Long Island right now, or shall I say, Joe, it's helping me. So we argue about like all day long, like I'll call them, I'll be like, you didn't do this, you didn't do that, you put the molding up too high, like what do you guys fight about with this house?

Do you guys have any, what has been the biggest fight? Can I say something before you go on, Frank? She is ridiculous. First of all, I've been doing this for 40 years, 30 years. She she'll ask the dumbest questions. Like, we're building, I'm doing something. She'll be like, What, what about that? And what does she just jump? She just it's almost like she wants to start an argument. No, no, it's like, what do you want? You know, I'm showing you this, we're doing this. And you're like, Well, what about that? It's, well, obviously we didn't get to that thing yet, but we'll get to it. Just a pain in the ass.

Because you know what it is with him? You have to remind him 10 times. Like, you know, you could shoot him a text. He doesn't answer it for a week's show. He doesn't answer text messages. Oh my God, that's the story. You know how he is. So I have to feel like I have to tell him 10 times.

And then today he was on Long Island building the new envy, which I'm very excited about. And I was like, FaceTime him. Thank you. Very excited about that one. I think it's going to be pretty amazing. Um, and it's a beautiful story. It's coming up beautiful. That's going to open in a couple of weeks too. But I was FaceTiming him today, like making him show me every angle. I feel like he gets annoyed. He hangs up on me before. And it's like, he doesn't listen to what I'm asking him to do. Like it's, he gets so mad when I boss him around when he's

doing his thing, you know, it's because she's degrading. She talks to you. I am not degrading. I'm her husband. So she talks to me like I'm a dog. I'm like, Oh, and she doesn't understand measurements, Frank. You know, I'm like, what? So I just hang up, click, done. Yeah. Yeah. They don't realize that they're they're telling us this is our business. This is

what we've done for years. Thank you. Thank you. Listen, right. And I would do it better. Whatever you could do. I could do better. Okay. I hear that. You know, this is this is her first house.

This is Britney's first new home. So honestly, I'm taking a vaccine. You know, so I'm letting see, you know, so I'm letting her, you know, basically she's gonna pick let her pick it out and I do as long as I don't totally disagree with it. All right. You know, so we'll see no argument over anything. There wasn't one thing you guys were like, I want this, I want that anything the pool. She don't argue. She don't like except the pool. She's easy. She's so honest. I never thought I was going to get married again. Ever.

I didn't either. I have to be honest with you. Until I found somebody I got to be honest with you, who makes me better. Makes my life better. Aw, Brett. This is so cute. Brett, me. Uh-oh.

That's nice. See? I told her. Aw, you make him better. She doesn't argue with you. She's chill. That's what I need. My next marriage, that's what I'm going to do. I you make him better. See, she doesn't argue with you. She's chill. That's what I need. My

next marriage. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to get a chill woman over a girl that was chill. You would not be a nice boy. Hell, this one is not. Always nice. My biggest thing is Britney's to stand up for herself more. I wanted to speak up. All right. So yeah, no, but I've never taken advantage of right treat her you know, she is she's my queen.

I love that you guys are so cute. So when's the wedding? Do we do we don't have to say it if you didn't say it out loud? Right? But we have the date and everything. Okay. November 9. November 9. Are you so excited you picked the dress yet? Have you like decided the style all of this? All done.

I got it already. All done. Everything's done. Wait, where are you guys getting married? I don't think I ever asked you that. In Captiva, Florida. Captiva Island. Nice.

Wow. See, that's amazing. That's exactly what you should, especially in November. That's like perfect. I can't wait to go there. You're damn right, bro. Listen, you might have to bring your little outfit and you might be the one marrying us. Yeah, there you go. Oh my god. If you're lucky, Joe,

that would be an honor, man. I would love it. So emotional for me. I just when I married my my cousins, it was unbelievable. Really was came out nice. out nice you would be surprised guys he's actually very like sentimental he knows how to like he he talks about how you guys love each other each one of you expect it's you're actually very good at that I think he should marry you guys he does it very well. I think I think it will work out nice. It's a nice little party favor.

I throw a little comedy in there too. Oh yeah, please don't. Please don't. I like to get everybody a little, get them little soft, little ready, they're crying a little bit. Then I make them laugh. Then I make them cry.

Then I make them laugh. It's like I do to my wife, you know? That's why she's so happy. You know, 20 years, she hasn't even left my side. So I'm like, yo, once in a while? I'm like, yo, leave me alone. I'm ready to go out. She's like, where you going? This one's attached at the hip.

Oh my God. Frank, you know, he's just as bad. You have to back me up on that. Tatch. I do. I do. Honestly, you're both bad. Listen, when I'm out with Joe next to you, and phone, phone,

look, it's my wife. It's my wife. Checking where I am. Checking where I am. You would think that we've like caught each other or something. We've never, like, thank God, like we're just so jealous of each other, aren't we? Kind of.

Because you love me. No, you love me. That's right. She loves me, this girl. You know what I mean? I appreciate you guys, like that Britney's very chill. When you make them see stars every day, that's what happens.

Oh my gosh. I don't want you out of their sight. Are you that one friend in the friend group that loves to treat yourself? It's okay. Honestly, we all do it. You know, you get a pedicure and opt for the extra 10 minute foot massage

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You know, that's not because your penis is big. That's because your legs are short. No, here we go. I'm sorry. I'm just going to say I had three C sections. So you know, nothing came out anywhere other than a cut. But is that crazy? Like, do you guys know anyone who's who have you heard this? Frank, you definitely should. No, I never heard. Why would I honestly, if I would do that,

we wouldn't even be able to have sex at that point. Frank, you should definitely got a young girl, you got to keep her going to Britney's this little firecracker, you got to keep her there. So you mean as well. You want to want me to recommend a doctor for you? I don't know. Let me tell you something. It barely fits now. Oh my god, Jesus, I knew these two are gonna get and first of all, it's not about the length. It's the girth. They are

changing the girth of their penises. Okay, I got both. And I may be honest, what happens is, guys, you're right, when women and then they get older, it starts getting looser and looser. Oh my God, I should have never brought this subject up there, because I should have known that this is where the corner. But I will say this, I go to Dr. Cassiere for my Botox. And when we were there, right, Joe, he looked at me and he said, I just want you to know, like, do you know what girls are coming in now for constantly? And they're coming in to do the same thing, but to their, what is the proper word, clitoris? Oh, they're not. Yep. They're getting this thing called the O shot. And they're

actually injecting that. And the, even the girl that was with him to assist him said, I yep, they're getting this thing called the Oh shot and they're actually Injecting that and and the even the girl that was with him to assist him said oh, Melissa. It's all day long and I'm like Really like and then I wonder why why does one do that? They're more sent more feeling they could feel it more they make it larger larger. So you can touch it. And it's easier to achieve. We're guys met that way. Do you see the new member of our family who wants to climb inside us? This is our new member. This replaced my dog, Lala. Oh my God. When did you get this dog?

About two months ago. What kind of dog is that? It's a pet. It's a rescue. Her name is Chanel. Oh my God. She's a bougie rescue. I love it. She doesn't leave my God. She's a bougie rescue. I love it. Doesn't leave my side. She loves I'm seriously does not need to be inside him to. Alright. So look, you guys got a child together. I'm so proud.

You had the baby before you got married. Exactly. Was it a is it a puppy? Is it a puppy? No, she's like a year and a half old. She's so good. Yeah, but she's you know, well, Frank, there was a time I rescued a pit. I went down to the Patterson. Right. What's that called down at the John DeCando. Yep, I went down there and I walked in, I said, I'm gonna I'm gonna rescue a dog today. Walked in and I went through and I saw that I made contact with this little pit.

Right. It was a mixed pit. Yeah. Fell in love with him. I brought her in the car. Soon as I soon as I got I with this little pit, right? It was a little mixed pit. Yeah, fell in love with him. I brought her in the car. Soon as I soon as I got I was a little scared at first because I didn't know if she was going to bite me or not. I don't know. Broader in the car, signed all the papers. I adopted her broader in the car. As soon as I got in the car, she jumped on my lap. And she was licking me. She would not leave me like just laid on my lap as I'm licking me. She would not leave me like just laid on my lap as I'm driving.

So I'm kind of like a little scared. She's licking. I don't know if she's gonna bite me cause I just rescued her. I said, give me a minute. She was so in love with me. She laid on my lap, got to my house. I was in a rush to go somewhere.

So I pulled the pickup up. I tied her to the hitch. I said, let me just run inside, take a quick shower, because I was going to go to the pet store and buy her all this stuff. So I go inside. I left the garage door open. I go inside. I'm taking a shower.

She winds up in my bathroom. No. I didn't even know how she opened the door to the garage for the house. I swear to God. She came in She just sat there and watched me. Oh my god She would know she knows that you adopted believe me. They know they know you adopt you you took her from there They feel that right they feel that exactly exactly right exactly. Oh, let me tell you what happened

Let me tell you a sad story. So I had her for about a month and Every day I would go to work, she would just flip out. Oh my God, like she cry and cry and cry. One day she ran away. She ran after me. I didn't even know. My neighbor told me the dog was running after me.

I just took off. I went to work, and then I couldn't find her. So I put a little thing out, I'm looking for my dog. Guess what happened three days later? No. Her original owner's founder.. Well, that's a good thing. Actually, that's not a good thing. I mean, that's not because I lost my baby. We only had her for a day for a month.

Oh, month. No, I was so sad. I know I hear you. I hear you. That's actually crazy. That's a crazy story. I was in Franka Lakes. It was in my house over in Franka Lakes when I was I lived there alone before you. I hear you. That's actually crazy story as well as a frack of lakes. It was in my house over in frack of lakes when I was I lived there alone before you. I say all the time. Brittany needs to learn from Chanel. Well Chanel is so cute. Now you guys have a child. I got to come. I want to meet her. All right. She's at my house all the time. She comes to me to the house. She's fowls around. That's so cute. All the time. I can't wait for your wedding. That's gonna be so fun. Wait, wait, I want to

get back to these trends. I have to tell you one other trend that the men are doing. Okay. What's the men in the New York City area? It's mainly are also so I don't know if you guys have seen the pictures of David Beckham's nipples. So the men in the area are now paying five grand. It changes their nipples to these small almond shaped nipples that look exactly like David Beckham's. They're really tiny. And they're like just tiny little nipples and all the men are doing this. What does that mean? Let me see your nipple. I see my nipples and all the men are doing this. What does that mean? I let me see your nipple But they're even smaller than that they're like

Just like little I don't know but this is what I just read that people are doing this they're injecting their penises They are paying five grand for almond-shaped nipples. This world is fucked up, man. This is the land in the New York City area or into you right now. And I just think it's nutty. Did you see the picture at Brittany? Did you Google?

You should Google David Beckham's nipples right now and show Frank the picture. They're like tiny little almonds. I tell you, Brittany and Melissa, you guys are so lucky. We don't have to inject anything. You guys got it made. He can't let this pass without saying that out loud. They got it made boy. Problem is they don't realize it. You're right. You're right. You know, at least Chanel, my masculine, she realized they realized it. They realized that your dog does not. I know the dog. Yeah,

so that's pretty soon we're not even gonna need you guys because I told Joe about remember I told you the turkeys impregnated themselves. They got pregnant. Now there's like a stingray that also in print. Yeah, did you see that on Instagram? A stingray had not been around another stingray in eight years It was not around any males in eight years and the stingray is pregnant bullshit. She was lying. She's lying. She had a been nice It got impregnated by she lives a sharks though, right? So maybe it was

An aquarium with sharks Sharks that live in there. All right. She was so horny it happened. You just do what you got to do, right? No, I'm just saying to see Frank you might not even you know get her pregnant She might just get pregnant all by her damn self and come home and be like, I don't know what happened I See how that Right I don't know what happened Yes, Frank you spoke your sperm doesn't work, but it worked. I don't know what happened you

It's called fucking cheating. Who's more who's more hornier? You were who's more hornier? He said in a relationship. Who is it really? Is it really? Really? She's so much younger. You'd think she wants it more.

You know, but honestly, yeah, you listen, just she's so beautiful. Frank's still alive and ticking. Wait, can I ask you a question? I've been married 20 years and how does how does a woman how does she come on to you when she wants personal questions? No, how would she like tell you come home? The circumstance really like, you know, I don't know what I do is like we could be sitting watching TV. Yeah. And she sees me looking at my phone. all of a sudden Then she sees porn on my phone. She knows like that's the hit So we break can I ask you pretty do you get upset if he watches porn on his question?

No, never. Oh, I love this woman. This is why you love her cuz she's so amazing. Wait. So Brit lately. I've been seeing him So, Britt, lately I've been seeing him. Joe, why don't you just shut up? So, lately... Well, listen, there's a reason why she doesn't bother her. If God forbid I look at porn. Because I'm at the point in my life where if I'm watching porn, all right, which used to be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I see on the side of the screen, like Home Depot's having a sale on Vanities.

I click off the porn and I go to Home Depot. I agree, bro. I do the same shit. Jesus Christ. That is so freaking fun. You was you do not you know what you do not go to Home Depot if you're watching it, you are I'm going to tell you the reason why I watch porn want to tell you so all all women can learn why men watch porn I'll tell you why not as cool as Brittany and they get insulted and it's not just me I don't get insulted Joe used to ask me all the time like we shouldn't say all this no I used to put her on he used to say put it on like put porn on hold on it took me a minute for

the first five six years she's like absolutely not take it off and then one mysterious one night I put an eye she was like huh and I got her into it and we went for like a little trend there for like three four years it was working great and all of a sudden something clicked on her head take that shit off I'm like what happened I don't like it anymore enough of this shit I loved it I was like, what happened? I don't like it anymore. Enough of this shit. I loved it. I was like, I was watching the TV. I had to watch me. I always watch you. But you know, you just, it was nice. It was nice. Brittany, do you get it? Wait, say it

again. I got one complaint about it. He I guess he could whatever he makes these scenarios in his head. And then in the middle of the night I'm getting hit with a fucking pillow He's having a dream and he thinks it's me but it was really the scenario of what he was must have been watching That's so funny We wake up in the morning and I say she she goes, do you fucking realize it's a dream? Yeah.

I was sitting right next to you the whole time I was here. All right. Oh my God. That is so fun. Melissa, you get mad pretty when he watched. So like lately I see too, there's a lot of like on his like algorithm. There's a lot of like workout girls and the girls that like they zoom into their vaginas, like where it's like a photo of their vagina, like that's if you open Joe's

Instagram, that's his algorithm. It's all workout girls, vagina girls and g string girls. No, the reason why I do that guys is because and this is the truth. At least you admit it. So my wife's a famous person and you're always on Instagram. So you're in your workout gear. And you're in bik it. So my wife's a famous person and you're always on Instagram, so you're in your workout gear and you're in bikini. Not how you tried this already. I see it. I see a hot girl.

Peng, I click on it, because I think it looks like Melissa. No, no, no, no, you're ready to discuss this. I don't know if you posted something. So I look and then all of a sudden, I don't know, they just keep coming. No, no, no. Would you get him separately if you see that

or no, you don't get jealous. No, I'm pretty good. Oh my god. Frank, are you jealous? Like, can she look at men? I don't look at men. She looks at men. She got me. She'll need men. She's amazing. She's amazing.

Amazing. See, there's women out there. There's nice, great women out there. They don't get jealous. They make you look at porn. Then you pick a jealous make you go out. I don't tell her. They said, do you understand these women on Instagram? Alright, every picture is a picture of them in a bikini, hot, old bodies tanned up. I say, I gotta be honest. That's the best thing that can happen to

this young lady. And she's like, Why? I said, because I can never date someone like that. I said, that makes me appreciate you even more. There you go. Right? Agreed. I will. Brittany post nice things, this and that. You know, not not where, you know, she just, you know, an attention whore. No, no, man. That's it. Agreed. Nice. That's true. They're right. See, that's why I agree 100%. Why do you think this is though? I do feel like women are always good with what they have.

Like they're more content and men. Not that you guys are not good with what you have, but you're always looking like you always need to use your eyes. You expect I always disagree with you, Melissa. I it is probably more than 50 50 women now, my opinion. Really? That used to be. Used to be.

I agree. Right. Like women. It is probably more than 50-50 women now, my opinion. Really? That used to be, used to be. I agree. Like women love? Like women love. Not only that, there was a study. And I, did it, men, 60 and above it, all right?

65% of the men questioned, asked, who was your best friend? They said their wife or their girlfriend. Okay? Right. Same age women were questioned, 30% of the women said their husband or their girlfriend. Okay. Right. Same same age women were questioned. 30% of the women said their husband or their boyfriend. Yeah, so see that makes sense. I mean, I do think as men get

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So what's it like to be the mom of four little girls and the wife of an NFL quarterback? Well, it's absolute insanity in the best possible way. But you can hear that for yourself when you listen to my podcast The Morning After with me, Kelly Stafford. And yes, Matthew joins sometimes too. It's parenting, it's marriage, it's friendships, and it's football. It's our life.

So check out The Morning After with me, Kelly Stafford at Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, or wherever you listen to your podcast. All right, well, we're gonna play a fun game. But before we do, I want to ask you what's going on with this dispensary. Tell everyone about them. Tell me what what's going on with that. I want to hear all about it. And I really don't know what made you get into this because you weren't like a big pot smoker.

Right? Nor am I now. All right. It was it was an opportunity that came up in Colorado about six years ago, which I got involved with. And then when New Jersey became legal, in fact, there

you go, that's our business. There. That's our brand. All right. By the end of this year, we will be the largest brand in New Jersey. Wow. What's the name of it? What's the name of it? The dispensary. The dispensary. So

when you go to Google it, you just gonna go for the dispensary and you're gonna get it. You got it. The dispensary. The dispensary. So when you go to Google it, you're just going to go for the dispensary and you're going to get it. You got it. You got it. It was like yellow pages. Remember, we used to pick our businesses. Our logo is a smiley face turned on its side. Alright, because obviously the cannabis and

it's going great. All right, two of our stores are done, shelled, and we are ready to open one probably in two weeks, another one within four weeks. Next one is going to be Memorial Day weekend. And we're hoping the other two by the end of the year. Wow. I love it, brother.

Awesome. Congratulations. So the two are stocked already. We can't have product. it has everything else in there, except cannabis product. This week, we expect to have them sign off in the last document. Once we have that, then we can get cannabis product. Wow. Pretty amazing. I'll come over. I'm coming over grand opening. Oh, please. You like he's not you know him. He is not a

smoker. This guy, he's just no, I gotta be a norm I'm listening well listen one of our stores we always have soft openings and then we have a grand opening grand opening is a party this year 420 falls on a Saturday. No way we're having

our grand opening in our union location which is going to just be rocking we got rappers coming we got you name it. Everybody. So all right, well, don't forget to tell us I need to come support. I need to come in. I need to see all of the weed in a full effect. Absolutely. Absolutely. I've never been to one in my life. I have no idea what they look like. So I will not go to one until I walk into yours. Do you have any horny drugs there? Absolutely. We're gonna be

popping you with those. Wait, but Frank, weed is not just for like stone or is anymore right there's like all different reasons. Everything Melissa, everything from medicinal therapeutic to feeling good to

making you relax and go to sleep. We have a combination hybrids where it's a body high where you don't feel nothing mentally, but your body just all the stress you just feel going out of you. Really? Yes, we do different mixtures, different

hybrids between the THC, the CBD, you name it. And it comes in pills, it comes in lotions, it comes in vapes, it comes in locenges, it comes in bud, it comes in so many things. It is so different than what it guys when we grew up. All right. Back

in high school pain management sleeping at night all that stuff. Everything I love the sleeping ones. Oh my gosh. That's all she does that she's never done a drug in her life until she takes a very small gummies every night she's out like a light wakes up

in the morning up bang done really so when you take it and you go to sleep, right? And if you have to wake up at six in the morning, can you wake up? Yeah, which I like because I feel like when I used to take melatonin, I would feel groggy in the morning. Well, as opposed to this, I don't feel groggy. I wake up, I'm ready to go. Wow. The chocolate is the chocolate espresso bean. Yes. It tastes like dessert. So it's like on my little treat at night and go to sleep good. Really, I need no groggyness at all in the morning. I mean,

that right there is you know how many people especially like women, they can't sleep. And really, really. And it's just serious. I'm not being funny. Is there really one that women can take that gets them a little aroused? Really? Is it a gummy or is it smoking it? What is it? Don, there's not so much smoking it. All right, because the aphrodisiac portion of it is manipulated as manufactured. So that that doesn't come in a natural bud. So what we do is

you can have it in a pill, you can have it in a locensure, you can have it in a gummy, you can have it in a vape, all different ways, whatever your choice is, all right. And the big thing is, what I got to tell you is something which I learned, everybody, guys, you know, I'm in my niece's soccer game, all right, and there's women there, and they're asking, well, do you have a gummy? I said, wait, you do it too? game. All right. And there's women there. And they're asking, What do you have a gummy? I said, you do it too. But exactly. They say, How do you think we make it through this boring game? Right?

We can't get through our soccer game, Frank. You got any gummies growl? All right, exactly. We know what this is. Dispensaries are awesome because they do keep adults from going into like shady areas on the streets and getting things that they don't know what they're getting and like a dispensary if you're going to get it, it's a safe place to go, right? I mean, and it's so much better for adults who legit really need these things and need to go and want to buy this or

whatever it is. I mean, you'd rather go to a dispensary than grab it off the streets. You know, when you're when you're going legally to get it the right way and it's that's the way to go. Brittany, how's your mother feel that you're married to a drug dealer? Listen to me. In the new house, right? We built an entire an entire portion walkout based on an apartment, two bedrooms for her mother's or mother can't complain much about it. Her mother's like, oh, that's great. I got a house.

Also the mom's living with you. Yep. The entire basement bro walkout. She's got her own garage. She's got it. Oh, look at this guy. He's like the man of the year over here. What is happening to Frank?

It's ania. Where's your motorboats and all the you know, the crazy Frank it's over. Still got the motorboats. Just at the company on the motorboat is different. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is hysterical. All right. Well, before I let you guys go, we're going to play a quick game. I've seen this game played before at like wedding rehearsals. So I'm gonna ask you guys a couple

questions. Okay. And you both need to answer it at the same time, whether it would be Frank or Brittany. Who's more romantic? Frank Frank. Frank. Right. I like who's messier Frank I Gotta be honest here neither. That was she didn't say nothing because Both of us both of us are neat. We're like knee freaks. I mean are you guys just perfect couple what the hell's happening over here? Jesus Christ, what are you really trying to be Joe Melissa? Aren't you? All right, who's more needy when they're sick? Go. Oh, Frank. Frank. Little bitch. He drinks sour apple martinis too. No, absolutely Frank. I think men, I think men just in general.

Yeah. No, not me. You're the worst. Melissa's so needy. Yeah. Men in general. No, not me. You're the worst. Melissa's so needy, she's got her period. Oh, no! I go, no, you had your period for 40 something years, you're still complaining. 40 something years? I mean, you know what I mean? Not?

Oh my God. I got the flu, I go to work, you don't even know. No, he cried, he can't get a shot, you can't get a needle, you freak out like a little child. Oh My god, all right, let's ask this Who was the first to say I love you? Great, so cute Melissa did that too No, you said I love you first Melissa did I think I did you little cutie Melissa did

Of course. Did you say I love you back? Yeah, I did. I'm obsessed. That's what he said. I did. I did. I really did. That's because he was upset. He was just walking right away. Yeah. He said moving. I'm obsessed. I did.

What do you want? I got you girl for the rest of your life. Who is the first out of you two to say I'm sorry me You kidding She says he's sorry when there's nothing to be sorry about All right, nothing to be sorry about. Why did you just say you're sorry? And she's like, Oh, I'm sorry. Stop, stop. You're nothing to be sorry for. All right.

Oh, wait, what's your sign? What's your sign? Virgo, your Virgo, your G note. See, that's a Virgo. They are the most loyal, organized, clean. They're very like deep. They're very like, but they're very like what they could get like Zero patience. Do you have no patience? You seem like you have patience Your father was my dad yeah Frank. What are you? No, she Yeah, I could see that I say sorry first to now. I just don't want to hear it anymore Even if I she's wrong a thousand percent. I'm like, I'm sorry, baby. I don't even

want to fight. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I'm sorry. What I didn't know what I did. I'm sorry. That's it. At the end of the day, I don't even care if I'm right or wrong. Alongs we're getting along. I'm like, Yep. All right. I'm an asshole. I admit you're the best. I'm sorry. I walk away. I go, what a dumb ass. And out of the two of you, who brought up marriage first? Me. Brittany. She was like, let's go. I need it. I want it. Let's have No, she was good. She didn't put any pressure on me whatsoever. She really didn't.

If that was something he saw in his future, because I knew that he was married before and I've never been Married so I just want to make sure we run the same page. Otherwise. I wouldn't waste my time You know perfect. That's exactly how she should do it. So Frank When did you know like how did you know how long were you dating her really and and you said it's gonna be my wife? um, well, it was, it was a little while ago. It was a little while ago, because I was so skeptical. I gotta be honest here. I was so skeptical. And then along the way, just like, wow, man, I can be honest with you. No matter how bad my

day is, I'm going home to Brittany. And honestly, man, I smile. No, you guys really do. You guys really, really do make a great couple. You really do. You guys are awesome. I'm so excited for this year that you have coming up. You're moving into the house.

You're, you know, there's bridal showers and weddings and there's a lot going on. I am very, very excited for you guys. And I couldn't be happier that you guys are my neighbor on all aspects. I do need to see you guys even more than we do because you're just a great fun couple. And Frank, we've known you forever. And we love and appreciate your friendship always. You know that. And that goes both ways, guys. That goes both ways. 100%.

Thank you. I'm so happy you guys came on. I'm coming by to see the house and this Chanel I I want to see Chanel. So freaking, yeah. Look at her. She don't leave us. She don't leave us. I wish you guys could see this dog. It's the cutest, beautiful dog. Look how sweet it is, right?

She's really cute. She sleeps, she gets on the bed and she spoons with me in between us with her head on Brittany's stomach, right? But she snores like an old man. No, I'm not kidding. Like an old man. It just wakes you up during the night. And what do you do? I'm like, Oh, my dog farted next to me on the couch and he's so tight. I almost

died. I was like looking around like who did that? What was that? And then his eyes just like look at me as little white Pomeranian. I was like, like I'm gonna throw up right now Nica like Oh, Brittany for Brittany farts all the time and she blames on the door I get me honestly that that's guys we're gonna have a celebration because I'm getting a cake Ever since I've known her now for probably 14 years, she's never farted in front of me yet. So we are gonna get a cake for Britney's first fart,

all right, when she does. I love, we have you beat on that. We have you beat on that. I've been married for 20 years. It's never happened. I don't know what she does this woman. Are you serious? Never in 20, we'll be married 20 years in August.

Never once in 20 years. Are you serious? Never, I don't even know what that is. I sometimes I'll just walk by her and I'll just hate a loud one like she's like, Oh my God, you are so disgusting. You know, I just do it for her reaction. I literally kill myself like I cannot. You know what they hold it in as soon as we walk out the door you're like bye baby I see them I'll see you later I'm going I kiss you leave you go by as soon as you close the door. They just keep blowing it. Look at Brittany. She's laughing.

Thank God. Thank God. Unbelievable. Alright guys we're to let you go. Thank you so much for coming on. We appreciate you. You know, my listeners love when you guys come on. So thank you. Let's do dinner. Let's do dinner. Thank you for having us. We always, we always have a good time with you guys.

I know, of course. And we'll get together soon. Okay. Good luck with everything. Thank you guys. I'll see you later. Love you. Ciao. Yeah! So, if you want to watch shows like Ghost, The Walking Dead, CSI, Star Trek, or The Price is Right, well, The Price is Right, it's free.

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