On Display with Melissa Gorga - Lotteries, Launches, and Lawsuits (w/ Joe Gorga)

Episode Date: March 28, 2024

This week, Melissa and Joe discuss all the latest happenings from opening the new Envy store, to the crazy allegations against P-Diddy, to what they would do if they won the lottery.  And as they pack their bags for a vacation, we get an answer to the question we're all wondering; Will Joe pack his own bags for this trip?  This week's sponsors: Peloton - Consistent Workouts, Made Easy: OnePeloton.com/bikerentals  Prolon - Fasting with Food: ProlonLife.com/OnDisplay (10% off 5-Day Nutrition Plan) ZocDoc – Easy to Access, Trusted Doctors; One App Away: Zocdoc.com/Melissa

Can you give me a little credit? Have I been working my ass off? Yeah, but that's what you're supposed to do. No, he did not. How do you start? Hello, listeners. What do you say? We're going to keep this in what you're doing right now.

What? Hello, listeners. What? Hello listeners. That was so cheesy. This is- That is not how I start- Melissa on display. No, no, no, you forgot the last name. Oh, Melissa-ners, Melissa-ners.

Oh my God. Melissa Gorga on display, hey, hey, hey. I got a special guest tonight. It's the one and only Joey Gorga. That's not how I started the podcast. What do you mean? Guys, I dared him to try to start the podcast. Start again, try one more time.

Take two. Hi guys, it's Melissa. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's with the fake, be yourself, bro. That's what you do. No, no, I don't. I go, hey guys, what's up? Like I'm happy to talk to them,

but that was like really fake. Hi guys, hi, Melissa. No'm happy to talk to them, but that was really fake. Dude. Hi, guy. Hi, Mal. No, no, no, no, no. I said to make me tend to your podcast. Oh, it's my podcast? How are you?

But you're me. Oh, if it was my podcast? Oh, you're fine. Yo, yo. What's up, guys? How you doing, Joey Gorga? Let's go, man. Let's get to it.

There's a lot of shit going down today, man. Lot of shit. P Diddy. I'm going to Florida with my family. I got a lot to talk about. And let's start. Last night, my wife didn't give me anydy. I'm going to Florida my family. I got a lot to talk about. And let's start last night. My wife didn't give me any sex. I can keep going. If it was my podcast. That's how you would start it. Yeah, let's how's your

introduction gonna go though? What's up guys? Joe Gorgon here. Let's go man. Let's hit it. We got a lot to say. Would they be Joe listeners? No, no, that's nonsense. I don't do that. What's up guys? Let's do it. Ready? This is what happened. Yo, you see the shit that went down. P Diddy, let's just get right into that. That is crazy. Yeah. I mean, how do you go becoming a

celebrity? You got all this money, you're doing your thing. Everybody knows you. And you're in this. I don't know. So what I'm as far as what I'm reading and seeing and everywhere, I'm just like, if this is true, right, or these allegations or whatever it is, how are we just... P Diddy has been, he's been around forever and he's a megastar. He's an icon. Come on.

Right. So how are we just getting little drips and drabs of this now? You know how many people he's come in contact with over the years and like why right now is like how does this happen to people where it's just all of a sudden out of nowhere everything just starts hitting the fan. It happens all the time. It's happening with P. Diddy, right? So now somebody came out and then okay now the other person comes out and multiple people start coming out bang bang man now there's 50 people and then he's starting to do he's even doing something with drugs now.

And there's something they got, you pull up on the internet, they say there's a mule. And there's a mule, you know what a mule is? You ever watch that movie called Mule? That's how I know what the mule is. It's a great movie, guys. If you wanna watch a movie, check it out, The Mule.

It's awesome, man, outstanding. But a mule brings your drugs across country, across the state, wherever you want it. That's what a mule brings your drugs across country across the state wherever you want it's what a mule does so he's getting he's doing he's a drug dealer he's also he's a mule like PD he's got time to be a mule he's not the mule he's got somebody else doing a mule if you google it you can see there's some guy doing it there's a guy that he has doing it and they caught him now they got him so what's happening is like the feds went in there. They they raided his two houses,

one in LA one in Florida. Did they find anything they're finding? I don't I really don't know. But I saw some pictures online, and on tik tok and Instagram and they ruin your house. Oh, like upside down. Oh my god, it was like, you know, 50 to 100 feds going in there. And I was watching that. And I was like, fuck, I would not want to be him. Oh, no. Like what the hell?

That sucks. Think about what's going through that guy's head right now. Like holy shit. Listen, but if he was doing what he was doing, you know, with these young girls, he deserves it. I'm sorry. Well, no. And I mean, as of now, it's accusations.

So we need to like, you know, wait and see what happens. I mean, I know that TMZ caught a video of him and he was like pacing around the airport, like pacing. I saw him in a pair of sweats. No, no, it's not the airport. Yeah, he was at the airport. He took off. He took off on his private jet and he's in the Caribbean somewhere. Yeah. He's out there, man. So I'm wondering if they can't get him where he is. I don't know where he's not hiding. He's not hiding from anyone. He's hiding in the Caribbean. He's just he's taking a minute from the world. But he's not hiding people know where it's not like he like, left led America because he

doesn't want people to find me ask you something. Let me ask you. If you were doing something illegal for the past 20 years, right? And now your house has got raided and you were able to get on your plane. So you got a tip and you're able to get on your plane, say you got a tip and you were able to get on your plane get the hell out of here leave everything and go to another island and you're there and you're not gonna go to jail but you're staying and you left everything back. Would you do it? Do what?

Would you leave? Would you leave or would you go to prison? Or would you face it? We don't know that you're really jumping the gun We don't know that he's going to prison yet or any of that. He's going to prison you think the feds Go ransack your house if they don't have information already Well, they didn't think they waste their money in their time. They they they obviously got something You know you think they put all that time they've they've been investigating for a very long time You know, you think they put all that time, they obviously, they've been investigating for a very long time. You know, they know they just went in there and they just shot in there and they shot

into both houses and they lifted it upside down. So I think he got a tip. He took off on the plane. He's in the Caribbean. So would you do that? Or would you stay? Because they would lock them up. Once you get locked up, you're going right to prison as you're

trying to be trying. Yeah, of course when that happens, but this actually brings up a good question, which is like if you run away from the heat, does that actually make you seem more guilty? Like the fact that he got on the plane and went to Antigua or wherever he went over there. Does that make him seem more guilty? Hell yeah. Or is he just like, let me get the hell out of here? Like, what's happening? Yeah, he's guilty. I mean, he's leaving for a reason and they're raiding his house for a reason. Yeah, he's gone. Yeah. Yeah, he is guilty.

That's crazy. I mean, we can't say he's guilty. We have to, you know, you have to be... Listen, I don't know the guy, I like the guy, what he has done. I mean, I've met him before, he's a nice man. I mean, a great guy, I just don't know. But I just can't. This is just crazy. Like, this is somebody that we've all known for years, that everyone's loved for years.

I mean, he's P. Diddy, he's Puff Daddy. He's, you know, he's an icon. And it's crazy to hear these crazy allegations about him. And it's like, how if you're a celebrity of that caliber, can you go and be famous for the last 30 years and like this is just coming out now? That's really, really nutty. How do they stay quiet? Does he pay them?

Does he pay a lot of people? Are they afraid? Like what? Like how's he get right? You also wonder like why now like why is it all coming out now? Because nothing lasts forever, right? So let's think about that how many people have done it for 20 years 30 years 50 years Everyone gets caught We're even seeing that just in our little small circle people we, people are just getting called out left and right, baby. Oh yeah, we got something going down, yeah? Because the bad, the bad always gets called out.

See, I always say to my wife, right, what I always tell you, if you're doing nothing wrong, who gives a shit, you got nothing to worry about. Just live your life every day. Imagine those people that do something wrong and or they involve a bunch of people, right? Let's say you're involving six, seven, ten people to do your your dirty work or whatever you're doing wrong, illegal.

You got to always worry about those ten people not getting caught, not ratting you out. You imagine living with that pressure of being that kind of criminal or whatever you're doing. That's fucked up. Really. That pressure. Just living with the fact that you might, whatever it might be, and this isn't just about P. Diddy anymore. This is just about you're doing something wrong.

You know clearly every day that you do it that you are doing something wrong, that it's either illegal, that it's wrong, that it's cheating, that it's scandal, that it's whatever it is, you well know that you're doing something wrong. It does suck to live with the fact that you have to think to yourself every day, I might get caught. Right? Like it might all come to a head eventually, which by you know nine times out of ten you're getting caught. Like there's just no way. In some way shape or form everybody gets caught. So it's like if you're up to something you have the choice of stopping and facing the consequences or you just go deeper until it's so deep that you just blew your whole frickin world up. Yeah,

right. So what so if you if you were able to get on that plane and leave and be in another country, never see whoever you want to see. And you're there now in this other country start a whole new life. Would you do it and not go to prison? I know because I would feel like they would find you there. There this world is not no no they can't find you there. This world is not. No, no, no They can't find you there. They can't. Of course you're gonna do that. What do you mean? Who's not gonna do that? But they could find you. There's certain countries they can't go into. I mean, how do you face it?

It is a good question. Would you like pack up your life? And you know, just pack it up and leave it all behind knowing that you always have the chance of getting caught or do you face the consequences? I don't know, man. If I'm that kind of guy, right, and I've been getting away with it for so many years, 20 years, 30 years, and I think they know and I might as well just keep being a criminal and get the fuck out of here. Yeah, because once you get in too deep with anything, it's not just criminal, it's not just jail, it's getting too deep with if you're crooked in business, if you're crooked with your relationships, your spouse, if you get

into deep. You always bring the spouse up there. Like why is it always the spouse and the cheating and the spouse and the cheating? It's other things. The guy's doing drugs. The guy's with, he don't have a spouse. Does he have a spouse? I'm just saying, if you get into deep. He's not married. He's not married. He has kids I think he's with somebody. He definitely know you may be might have kids out there, but no, you know I'm not saying cheating for him. I'm just you keep looking at me. You're like cheating now Yeah, he's trying what he's trying to make him, you know, plant the seed or something No, why you got a guilty conscience if you're out there cheating. Do you have a guilty conscience? I have no guilty conscience. Okay, well that wasn't it. But it's

like that's all you said. No, you have said that five times. If you think of the bad things in life, it's like you're stealing, right? You stole, you're stealing from your boss every day. You're stealing from this. You're cheating on your spouse. That could ruin your world. Well, it's true. That ruins your world. You're robbing something, you're robbing a bank. You're doing these things that are really illegal against everything and things that could change your world

if you get caught. Do people go deeper? Cause we're like, fuck it, at this point, let me just keep going to the point that it explodes. Or do you tread backwards? I don't know. I don't know. I just think that like, like sometimes we believe or people believe that famous people like live without consequences. And that's not true. I feel like they have consequences and by the way their consequences are like shown in front of everyone so much harder than like

Yeah You know Shirley and Susie down the street that we don't know even what the deal is like we are gonna know every move that P did he makes now for the next six months and everything he says everything does you know, it's it's crazy Celebrities listen we we were we're being watched by Everybody really so for you to think I don't think that celebrities think they're untouchable I don't think that no, I think they they know they're under a microscope. Yeah, we're everyone's under a microscope You're being what everything you do everywhere you go. I just think when you have that you do, everywhere you go. I just think when you have that urge to be who you are, that's who you are. You know what? No, no, no. I think it really comes down to selfishness and people doing

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If you had to guess, what would it be? Like, do you really think you don't know something about me? Who the hell knows? Imagine I was, how about me? Maybe I'm some sicko. What am I going know something about me? Who the hell knows? Imagine I was, how about me? Maybe I'm some sicko. What am I gonna know about you?

Yeah, truth is, there'd probably be way more about you because you are so gone all day long, you leave the house so early in the morning. I'm like so reachable. Like I am at Envy, I am driving the kids, I am home, I'm drinking my coffee in the living room. That's the worst thing. I don driving the kids. I am home. I'm drinking my coffee in the living room I don't know where Joe drinks his coffee. I have no idea where he's at I don't even know where you go to the bathroom after you drink your coffee I am in this home after I drink my coffee. Here's the difference

You know where I am because you track me. I don't know where you are. I don't even know how to use the tracker I think't know where you are. I don't even know how to use the tracker Just don't feel special just so you know the whole world tracks the whole world just so you know Like I know I know Yes, it is. I know my friends Are getting tracked. Yes. Yes every single one of them are getting tracked Everyone has the life see 360 app everyone tracks their children. Everyone tracks their husbands and wives. Everyone we know. Here we go. Fucking track. You have one friend that we won't name that does not get tracked. All my friends

don't get tracked. Nobody gets tracked. Joke's on them. Every single one of them do. I don't track you. You don't even know how to use a computer. But why would I track you? What am I going to look at? Even if you're doing something. You call me I'm home or I'm at Envy. Listen, I could be home, right? Let's say I was home working.

I could sneak somebody in. In my home? And you won't even know. Jesus Christ. You'd be like, I'm home. That's how it always happens. How many women you see these movies, the husbands go to work, the boyfriend comes in. Yeah, I mean, I do see that happens all the time. That would be very ballsy. Yeah, it

happens. That's extremely ballsy. Yeah, man. That's a little extra magic. Come right in the back door. Yeah. Anyway, guys, I did I had the envy opening. It beyond amazing and on Long Island in Huntington, Long Island this weekend. I was I did cry a couple times throughout the day. It was a pretty amazing day. The people really came out. Let me tell you something. I just I love Long Island because the people they're just real. I mean, and everybody just so sweet, so nice. They're just like us. Long Island and everybody's just so sweet, so nice. They're just like us, Long Island people.

Very similar to us, very similar to Jersey. I felt like my aunt kept walking through the door, my cousins, the people were amazing. Guys, if you were out there, I can't thank you enough. And I know my peeps out there who don't live nearby, I know you would have supported me. The line was like down the street for hours, eight hours exactly straight.

We had a line outside, everyone was able to come in. I literally hugged and kissed every single person and had conversation and so did you Joe with every single person who came in. Everyone was so kind, so sweet. The store was pretty much, I mean, they bought me, they bought, oh my, I had to run there today actually because they literally like wiped me out.

I had to restock all my shelves, I had to restock all my jewelry, I had to, it's been a heck of a work week for me, but I'm grateful. You know what's worth it? I'm gonna be honest with you. We worked very hard, late nights, weekends, because I built the place. I built the place.

You and your, yes, you did help me build it. Joe did it. It was all my vision. Joe did all that on Sunday. I did not use a hammer or a nail. If I left, let me just say something, if I left on a Sunday and I had to go work for a couple of-

Thank you for building it, honey. Oh. You know some girl walked in today and she goes, she was like a mega fan. She was so funny. She squeezed me so tight, I almost couldn't breathe. She was so funny. She literally knocked the wind out of me. And I let her because it was cute.

She was just squeezing me so tight. And she was like, oh my God, you're here. And I said, Oh, Joe Gorgon built this place. I need to go see what he built. Screw the clothes. Let's see how Joe built it. I started laughing hysterically was so funny. He was so funny. So I'll tell you a little story, guys. Normally Sundays, I you know, I might leave for an hour or two in the morning you know just to look at a site because some some of my sites are working on Sunday and I get

bitched at oh my god does she bitch at me she yells you even on a Sunday that but for the past four Sundays I got up and I was working in Long Island building her store. Did I get bitched at? No, no, no. No bitching there. Were you mad at me then? No, no, no. But I had to do what I had to do, right?

So I did, I sacrificed, right? I sacrificed my Sundays to open up the store. Do we got to do, but you know what? The sacrifice was all worth it because the people there and that we met in Long Island. Oh, it was so awesome. You guys are worth it. You guys were amazing.

What a great opening. We had just the energy on the streets, the lines outside. The people were not even mad when they got in because we spent a lot of time with each person. They shopped, they had fun. We had food, we had mozzarella, we had swooned, lemonade's pulling up. My friends stopped by. You know who I need to give a shout out to right now because the funniest thing happened

today earlier today to me with Margaret Josephs. I have to shout out to Margaret Josephs. There was a comment on one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey fan pages. Some woman wrote a comment saying, and guys, this couldn't be more untrue or more outlandish. And it's funny because I had read the comment and me, myself, and I, I never comment back to anyone,

but I read it and this one was aggravating enough to me that I almost Wanted to comment back and that is so unlike me. I almost wanted to say I'm actually gonna read it I almost wanted to say are you out of your mind? like this is a complete and blatant lie and what gives you the right to just Lie and write this and I didn't I just turned my head and I was like, Melissa, put the phone down. Who gives a shit with that person right there? Who cares if three people believe her?

This is like ridiculous, like, and walked away. Well, I get a call from Margaret Josephs calling me three times over. And finally, I was so busy today, I couldn't answer the phone. Finally, I answered the phone. She's like, oh, oh, I just went off on somebody for you. And I was like, what happened?

She goes, there was a comment and she named the page and it was the exact comment that I, and she's like, and I typed back and I DM'd her and I told her she's crazy and that's not fair. I have watched you work so hard on this store. No one should ever do something like that. She had me dying laughing, but at the same time I was like Margaret you are the best like thank you she's like she better delete that god-awful comment like she's saying

so this is what the woman wrote and I don't have any shame reading it because it is such a bullshit lie of a comment hopefully it might be deleted actually oh god that she might have deleted it already. We'll get okay so Margaret got her to. But it said it said something about like Melissa paid people to show up to her event and she had her assistant walk down the street and hand out gift cards and hand them to people to say here, here's a gift card, go get in the line now. And she doesn't even work in that store. She

doesn't do anything with it. She's never gonna just I wish I had it so I could read how ridiculous it was that I would actually like, I would have nobody wanted to be there. They had to pay people to be there. It was just so tell you should you should have come back. You got the wrong couple. It is so in New Jersey. You think we're doing that? We're not paying nobody.

All right. Right. If you read the news, it's so we're not we're not doing any of the paying. So it's like, not the ones wait. Margaret got so annoyed at that, which is right. So you wonder in this world, how does someone just wake up? She lives down the shore, by the way. She was not there. She knows nothing about it. She lives. She actually, she's a hater.

She lives a beautiful life. She's a beautiful woman. Margaret told me she searched her out, right? And she just blatantly writes a complete lie like that and like and puts that out into the world and she had a couple people answering her by like wow i can't believe they did that and but but and margaret just lost her shit and you know what good for margaret i i read it it annoyed me for about three seconds and i got on with my day margaret took it to the next level and i have to appreciate her for that i'm gonna you just said she's a beautiful woman, meaning probably you said her looks.

And if you're listening to this because you're probably listening because you're one of those, you are not beautiful because you in life, you're supposed to bring people up. I've never given a bad comment about anyone. And if I see a business opening, I'm proud for them. I don't if I don't know him if I know him, you got to we need to lift people up in this world, not try to bring people down. And all these bad comments out there. You suck. People you saw. Yeah. And karma is a bit now. And don't, you know, stop with the bad comments because it obviously shows that you are not a happy person. So give a nice comment.

How about just don't comment if you don't like the people. No, start giving nice comments and being nice to somebody and you will feel better in life. Trust me. It's true. And you're only on this- I mean, listen, especially women, and Margaret said it so nicely to me, she's like, I've watched you drive to Long Island an hour and a half, two hours, whenever you have to,

for the last two months straight, you worked your ass off that day. These people showed up for you. They were your fans. They loved you. They supported you. The fact that someone can blatantly lie and write a complete lie about you giving out gift cards

or this or that, she was so appalled. And I honestly was too. She was so appalled. And I honestly was too. I was completely appalled as well that somebody would just like lie and say that. And I wonder like, what did she wake up in the morning and decide like, what was she thinking? Like, hey, I'm just gonna write this. Like what about women being, supporting women

and being happy for other people and giving somebody a notoriety for working hard and really having something be achieved. It's just sad. It was sad. I don't get what her goal was with that, but Margaret put her in her place. So shout out to Margaret Josas for putting the hater in her place who doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. And someone pooped in her oatmeal this morning. She should really check herself before she wrecks herself. Cause that's just so messed up. We had an amazing bunch of humans come out.

I'm talking hundreds of people waiting in line for eight hours all day long. It was a beautiful day. So thank you. And to anyone who is out on Long Island, Envy Huntington is open. Come in, the store is so gorgeous. The furniture's gorgeous, the clothing's amazing.

It's a happening store. I'm very excited about it. It's in such a great location. Restaurants next door, bars next door, the Paramount across the street. It's such a happening spot. So if any of you wanna take a little destination, come out to see Envy, you gotta stop by. It's such a happening spot. So if any of you want to take a little destination, come out to see Envy, you got to stop by. It's really an incredible store. And I just want to

thank all the people who did come out and those who did like the post and those who did wish the shop success. Thank you. It really means the world to me. I cried a lot that day from the bottom of my heart. It was an amazing day. So thank you guys. Thank you, thank you. The support is insane. And all our friends that showed up, and Chris and Dawn, the fooders. So much support.

The fooders showed up. Chris and Dawn showed up. My friend Tiffany showed up. There were so many people. My whole family had. I was so upset. I missed my niece's sprinkles. Her second baby, it was her sprinkle.

But ended up being the same day because we had to switch it because of the rain. It's just, it is what it is. My family was on, Donna Marco was on FaceTime half the time with Marge Sr. Marge Sr. showed up and it was great. It was a great day. Are you that one friend in the friend group that loves to treat yourself? It's okay.

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Let's talk about what we're doing this week for Easter. Well, we're leaving tomorrow. We're going. You had to move it up a day. Killed me, oh my lord. I didn't move it up a day. Guys my I didn't move it up a day guys I didn't move it up a day. Can I explain what I did? It's not taking any time away from you guys. Listen what I did. So we are going away

It's hard enough to get away. I mean what was one couple more hours? No, so listen to this work if we're leaving Bright and early in the morning say say on a third, we're leaving that we were leaving at 10 weren't we? No, we're telling me we're really 10 Who cares? You still have to be at the if you have to be at the airport at

830, which means you have to leave here at 730. What do you think I could do things for two hours? I got things from from 530 to 730. Yeah, and then I had all night I had all two ways Wednesday night to do things. Now we're leaving early kind of like, I gotta leave tomorrow. I had all to Wednesday night to do things. Now we're leaving early, kind of like,

I gotta leave tomorrow, I'm stressed out. You're leaving tomorrow night. So instead I switch it to leaving at night, to go to Florida, because I believe in, you travel late at night, you go to sleep so you get the full day the next day, because we're only going for four nights. We're not there for that long.

Oh my God, yes, I was like, anyway, Joe is like we have issues guys. We are workaholics. What is wrong with us? We got to work because we're not working. You know, what are we going to do? You have to but I'm excited. We're going out there. Donna Marco's out there.

My cousin Tara, my cousin Nick will be there. We're meeting our friends Chris and Dawn. We're just have a bunch of people going out to Boca for Easter. So we're very excited to kind of go and guess what? Neither of us have packed yet. And I'm thinking this year, this year, this is your time. I'm very busy. I was on Long Island all day today.

You will pack your own bag this time and we're gonna just see how it works out No, no, I am not packing you I've already made an executive decision You know you've been changing you've been doing Wash the dishes, you know that right? Thank you. There was dishes in the sink. I couldn't take it. I wash them Thank you, Jesus You know you got a pack I am busy. Can you can you give me a little credit have I been working my ass off? Yeah, but that's what you're supposed to do No, he did not

What yeah have I been working my ass off who cares? That's what you got to do You got to work that keeps you humble we got to work. We keep working. We stay humble we show our children That's what we do. We know what we got to do. We just got to win the lottery because you know, it's the Mega Millions and the Power Bowl right now. That's what we got to do. Let's just stop working. One of them is over a billion and one is like right under a billion. So you know what? Everyone go play the Mega Millions. Play the Power Bowl. Joe, go out tonight after you pack your luggage

and buy one of those Power Bowls. After you pack your luggage. Don't forget your white belt. Don't forget your white belt. Listen. Because I don't want to hear it. Wait, wait, wait. Let me ask you something.

All right? True story. I want you to be honest. If we won, if your ticket won whatever, a billion dollars, right? Be honest. What would you do? do well the last time I checked the mega millions is 528 million that's what you'll get wow that's what you get so 520 has a lot of money that's retirement money oh yeah yeah that's that's your kids so what do we do say we won that tomorrow that we

both are workaholic crazy people what do we do? Say we won that tomorrow. We both are workaholic crazy people. What would we do? Like, would we just be like, okay, we're going to just, would you sell all your buildings you own in New Jersey? Would I say, you know what, close down shop at Envy. I don't need to do this. What would we actually do? I would pack a bag and shake your hand and be like, it was a great ride.

It was a great ride. Wait, so you're here for my money? You're here for all my money? No, no, no, no. I just packed, I'll shake your hand. I'll be like, it was a ride. I'm just gonna go live for me now. I need me.

Oh my God. I need about two, three years. You know what, I wouldn't be that mad at that. I'd be okay. And I'll be like, I'll see you in two, three years. You're gonna miss me. No, no I won't. No, no, no, no, no.

Oh my God, it's all about money. No, it's not about money. It's about, it's about just- What? It's about you don't have to go to work? Yeah, you guys will be taken care of because I work just for my family. Oh, you're leaving the kids too.

You're leaving us all. And I'm gonna go get about 50 women and I'll be on some yacht somewhere. See, that tells me that's what you truly I got to be pampered my way, you know, cause you know, I've been married for 20 years. I'm abused. I am an abused man.

Oh stop. I'm being serious for a minute. What would you, what seriously would you do? Like honestly, would you buy a car? What would be your first thing you would buy? Here's what I would do. I would, first of all, if I really won, I'm really gonna look how, who am I gonna take care of?

Because it's a lot of money, right? I'm gonna take care. We're gonna buy everybody a house in our lives. I'm taking care of the right people, the people that really need it. I'm gonna do some, I'll make some changes because I can take that money and triple, quadruple it, 10 times it, because in the business that I do with that kind of money.

So I will, I will do some great shit with that. And I really would, I mean, really, and my kids are going to go to work. We're going to, I hate what I do hate is the billionaires that let their children work like dogs and they don't act like they have that kind of money. When you have a billion dollars, I'm the type, I will live a good life. I would give my kids the money. I would show them the money. I would buy them the finer things here, but they would have to work. You understand? Because I believe by holding the money back, you know, we spoke to some really, we were with some really wealthy people, kids.

We're not going to say who they are. Yeah. All right? Okay. And the way, yeah, I just whispered, I'm not going to say who they are, right? And the way their parents or whatever make them live and they have mega money is I don't think that's right. I don't think you should do that. It's to's to each their own Joe they're making their children live a

normal life they're helping them get a job and saying go to work and not giving them I understand but but you're talking about we're talking about billions of dollars yeah and you're living this big life no I think I think everybody should live here here's what you have but you got to get up every day and go to work now if you start slacking off and you're not doing that okay now you put the lived here. Here's what you have, but you got to get up every day and go to work. Now, if you start slacking off and you're not doing that, okay. Now you put the leash on. Now to get- That's your parenting advice. I want to know what the hell you're going to buy first. That's

what I want to know. What are you buying first? I'm not going to buy any. What the hell am I going to go buy? What do you mean? You have 500 million. What are you buying? You know, I'm going to buy- What's your first purchase? I'm going to buy some freedom. I'm going to pay all my bills down. Oh my God.

I'm going to buy some free... No, I just said freedom. Pay the bills. That's the most important thing. You're going to pay off all the buildings. Yeah, all the bills. You're going to own them out right now. Yeah, all the bills.

That's all I care about. Paying all the bills. That's what I'm happy about. Having some freedom. We picked some really good charities that we think would be the nearest and dearest to our hearts. We're going to buy my whole entire family a house just because in a cul-de-sac, I would say, since we're all so attached to each other.

We might as well all live on the same block. We're going to buy a house in Aspen because I really want one there. A house, I want a New York penthouse that I've always wanted. And also a house like in St. Barts or Italy. Where are we going? One of those two. Wherever you want to go baby because you can go anywhere you want. I'm not going to fucking move with that kind of money. We'll just go right to the moon. And you know what I like to do is buy some facility, right? Create this big, beautiful warehouse facility indoors, outdoors for all the homeless people.

I think I'm all off the streets. Well, that would be amazing. Put them on this facility. But don't you think like the Amazon guy wouldn't he have done that by now? Who? The guy with all the money? Jeff, Jeff, Jeff Faisal. Yeah, like what he have done that already if that was possible. He doesn't care. No, that's not true. I think I don't know. Does he care? Probably like a thing. It's not

he can do it. He's got that kind of money. He's got like 50 billion. Yeah, it's like guy in the world or something. I don't know if he's the richest, but he's up there. He's got that kind of money. He's got like 50 billion. Yeah, is he the richest guy in the world or something? I don't know if he's the richest, but he's up there. He's definitely in the top five. The Amazon guy, right? The Amazon guy? Yeah. Right? It's huge. Well, did you hear about the North Carolina man?

He stepped out at a convenience store to buy a damn hot dog, and then he won $1 million off a single scratch-off. See, that would- Imagine you go to get a hot dog and you just scratch off a million That's never gonna happen to me cuz I'm Italian. Yeah times. We got to go to work. I forget about you. Definitely Irish You know, yeah, the guy's gotta be Irish times. You don't get nothing. Yes, you gotta work They make us you know, I see people right in front of me like if I'm in a casino You know, I'm playing lady right next to me bang. She hits 200,000 here. I am. I'm losing You know who else wins we have very wealthy friends in Florida who play the slots and gamble

Oh, I just won two hundred thousand on slot. I'm like, of course you did. It's Gibbs says we gotta work hard geez anyway Thank you for joining me today on this beautiful podcast. I enjoyed your company and I hope we have a beautiful Easter together. I do want to end this with something that I've been asking my other guests. So I feel like we're going to continue this because I really like, I really, really like sharing with my guests what I'm

watching, what they're watching, because what do we do at night? What do we do? I text every night when we're on the couch, I text random people and I'm like what are you watching? What's on Netflix? Give me your movie. So I mean what are we watching right now Joe? We haven't watched anything. We've been working. I know but I feel like you've had like a show on lately. What is it you just keep falling asleep to it. But what is it? I don't know. As soon as I hit that couch, I'm out. You are there was this one show that everyone keeps telling us to watch and we watch it and we

just don't like we just don't like it. What's it called? I heard yesterday I was at lacrosse. So I get home I got to get ready I got to go then I got to take my son lacrosse watch a scrimmage game the time I get home, I gotta get ready, I gotta go. Then I gotta take my son to lacrosse, watch a scrimmage game. The time I get home, it's 9.30, quarter to 10. You sit on the couch for 15 minutes, you're out. But all the parents at the lacrosse game were saying, watch Yellowstone.

Everybody says watch Yellowstone. They're like, Yellowstone is a- So you and I- But look, they said when you watch Yellowstone, you first, before you you watch Yellowstone you first before you start watching Yellowstone you have to watch 1883 then 1923 and then Yellowstone yes those are names of movies movies yes it explains there's like a whole thing you got to so watch 1883 first so if you've been watching Yellowstone

Oh they're prequels yeah go back and watch 1883 1923 and then go right into Yellowstone well why don't we do that we're going to we should do that on the plane tomorrow I heard about this yesterday so I'm gonna do it all right well guys we're a little couple years behind here we're gonna be watching Yellowstone but you're a pain in the ass because we heard that the whole world loves Yellowstone and Joe I bet you don't remember this. During and I love Kevin Costner like he is oh my god I die for him when he's 30 when he's 20 when he's 40 when he's 50 now he's 60 and I would still think about it.

I love Eva Longoria. I will never forget him and Whitney Houston. Who's that other girl I like? He had me. The Spanish one. What's the one? You like, what's her Spanish? The one that's...

Eva Longoria. No, the other one too. Oh yeah, the other one that speaks with Alainini. She got an L accent. She dated the guy with the black hair, the tall guy. Sofia Loren. No, Sofia Loren. Oh, what's her name? Sophia Vergara. Vergara girl. You are looking for a nice

man. She was in an interview. I'm looking for a 4950 row man. It's like, you know, he's very into work and normal. She goes, I need a normal man. I'm normal man. I want that not a moment You know what I want to go watch Grey's Anatomy tonight Get back on my game get back on my crush game. So that what they said about him is he has a very small penis They said it doesn't even get up. Oh, yeah They said that they said it doesn't even get up. Oh, yeah Guys, he's totally lying. Do not listen to him. They say making it up making it up shriveled up like a raisin Doesn't even get up kiss. I can't even take the blue pills does not even work

All right, well happy Easter to you guys I love you all so much Jesus rises again and Joe since you open the episode I feel that you are now going to have to close the episode. So how are you going to close your podcast? Everybody having a great Easter. I'll see you later. I'm going to say all the countries, ciao.

Arrivederci. Bye bye. Konnichiwa. Ciao guys. Love you. Bye. Ciao guys, love you, bye! So what's it like to be the mom of four little girls and the wife of an NFL quarterback? Well, it's absolute insanity in the best possible way. But you can hear that for yourself when you listen to my podcast The Morning After with me, Kelly Stafford.

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