On Display with Melissa Gorga - Marco YOLO (w/ Kim and Lysa)

Episode Date: March 30, 2023

Fresh on vacation, Melissa invites her sisters Kim and Lysa onto the show to talk about growing up with a clingy Melissa, certain pet peeves with siblings, and why 80s songs will never die out. We also get the scoop on who the best sauce-maker is in the family, and why it's a good thing that you can smell a married-to-a-Marco man from a mile away.  This week's sponsors:  Chime - Credit Builder Visa Credit Card: chime.com/melissa (No annual fees) Cozy Earth - Softest Sheets and Clothing: cozyearth.com; promo code: MELISSA35 (35% off) PlutoTV - Streaming Television: pluto.tv

people want to know who hosts all the Sunday dinners and who makes the best sauce me what's up everyone welcome to another episode of on display with Melissa Gorga coming to you live from where are we clear water? Clear water Florida. We I have my two sisters with me today. I'm very excited about that. I have Lisa Simpson say hi Lisa. Hi everybody and Kim Porella. Hi Hi everybody. And Kim Perrella, hi. We are coming to you live from our uncle's house in Clearwater, Florida today. We are on a little like family weekend.

Get away with the whole entire family, so I thought it would be so nice to just do a little podcast with my sisters, give you guys some sibling love. Everybody always has so many questions about my sisters and I, and you guys are also like, you know, you love, you love to hear about my family and just the closeness and the non-closeness. I think we're all pretty close. Yeah. Not really any non-closeness. Yeah, so we are all, we're at my uncle John's house who is, I know that I've had Tara and

Nick come on the podcast before. This is their father, he's my godfather, and he's my dad's brother. That's a lot of information. But I think you guys, I feel like the world kind of knows my personal family as well now too, so we have to give you the full. So he lives in clear water and he invited us for the weekend. Tara and Nick are not here. They're home with their babies. They're coming and, well, Tara's home with the babies.

Nick is probably. He's there, they're coming. Yeah, they're coming for Easter. So it's literally just my sisters, their husbands, Joe's here, and Donna Marcos here. She's lurking somewhere around to him. She'll come in and say hi to you guys. Hi ladies, say hi to all my mal listeners.

So mal listeners. Mal listeners. That's cute. This was kind of your late birthday weekend getaway. That's why we really booked this. Yes, yeah, my birthday was last week, but I didn't get to see my family. So this is our little like, we had little dinner last night.

And what are we doing today? We literally are just doing like a Friday to Monday thing pretty much. So, but we've had fun so far. We've just been like hanging out outside, sitting outside having coffee, listening to Lionel Richie in the morning, drinking our coffee.

That's usual. Why do you think I'm so obsessed with Lionel Richie? Like why? What happened to me in life? Because your sisters are 10 and 12 years older than you, and that's what we listened to. Just like your kids now, Joey always gets hysterical

because he's listening to Gino singing every word to all the Lionel Richie songs. And I'm like, well, it's because that's what he grew up listening to. Just like my kids know every word to Barry White. Also, Gino's gonna kill you for telling the world that he knows every word to Lionel Richie songs. No, but he literally, Antonio too,

they can sing every 80 song because when we go back and forth down the shore, that I put on like Lionel Richie Pandora. That's literally what I put on. And so they go in rotation and like they know Mariah, they know Whitney, they know all the grates from that station. And I love it. They could sing every song from like the past that probably

their friends have no idea what they even know. You know? Well, that answers your question why you like it because we liked it. So now they like it because you like it. Yeah, but it's some good shit. I mean, we're, we're, they don't make music like that. No, I mean, come on, I'm sorry.

That's like, that's like monumental. I feel like it's be wrong in life not to know Lionel Richie or Whitney Houston songs, right? I agree. I agree. These are the icons. I'll still to this day say I want to meet Lionel Richie. So my girlfriend from my birthday bought me a little tag and it was the funniest thing ever.

It's like, you know, you put it on your bag when you travel and it's a big picture of Lionel Richie. And it says, hello, is it me you're looking for? No. And then on the back it has where you it me? You're looking for no back. It has where you put your name and address like for your luggage. So when your luggage is going around my no Richie's face is on my luggage and it says hello. Is it me?

You're looking for. Oh my god. That's a shout out to Maria Chapa. That was very good. That was an awesome good. So anyway, this is cute that we do this. I asked you guys to give me some questions for my sisters because I feel like you guys always have

so many questions for my family too. And I know there's like, you know, you only get to see so much of them on the housewives and stuff. So I wanted to have a little unfiltered episode just about any questions that the fans have. So, first of all, what else do we want to say about this vacation? Is there any highlights that we've had so far besides show like videoing my brother and laws every time they fall asleep? Oh my god, it's so great.

Those are the best things to watch because they get so mad when they're busted, fall asleep. Why is it such a man thing? Like, it's like you do not want to fall asleep. Like, they get so embarrassed these men, especially your husband can. Especially my husband. But like, it's all about like, who's going to fall asleep and whoever falls asleep is like the pussy.

But it's like, oh my god. So the light weight that can't happen. And the guys are ready. Look, the guys are laughing. They're peeking and laughing at us right now. No, but it's like a fun thing that they do together. They wait to try to catch one sleeping so that they can take a photo and post it on social media.

It's like, they literally wait for it. Your husband said it took him 15 tries to get a picture of Kim's husband. Yeah, because your husband was holding out. Joey P was holding out so long. And the thing is, you really don't, when Joe post, he's posting it to millions of people so it's really embarrassing for them and they're and their mouths are always wide open. Yes, and he Joe woke up this morning we were sitting having a cup of coffee this morning and he just opened up the video of Joey

he basically got hysterical all he thinks it's like so funny and I one thing I will notice thing, like what men think is funny is not as funny to women. No, like what he left. Did he just notice that? Like he was laughing hysterical. Yeah, and he was chockeling to the point that he couldn't breathe. And I'm like, what's so funny? It's just Joey P sleeping and nodding out. And I'm like, this is what makes men laugh.

Like this is the simple things in life. And I, he took that video. So it was like, he knew the determination it took to get it. Yeah. And then they'll just keep doing it all weekend. The guys said they are paying back his a bet. They are definitely going to catch your husband. The thing is, they want to catch him like with their mouth soap in or looking silly.

They compromise the decision. Yeah, looking funny, looking silly. It's a woman. They love it. But yeah, today we're actually going to go when we're done with this podcast, we're going to go out on the boat and grab a little branch But yeah, today we're actually gonna go when we're done with this podcast. We're gonna go out on the boat and grab a little brunch on the boat today. Bloody Mary's by boat.

Bloody Mary's by boat. This is what we do. We bring Donna Marco for the laughs as well. We feed her a bloody Mary or two. And it only takes one. You know what's awesome? I think what's awesome is that our husband, like we all, obviously we all have great relationships.

Thank you Jesus. But like our husbands do too, and they really have fun together. And I feel like when you sleep in a house like this together, it makes it more fun than just going to a hotel because we wake up together, we say goodnight to each other. It's just spending like every minute together

and we don't always get to do that anymore, especially because I live an hour and a half away from you guys. And as we're speaking, I'm looking out the window. I can see the boys. They're out there on the putting green, having a little competition. Yes.

So my uncle, John, is a mask. He loves golf and he literally built a, what is that called? Pudding green. Pudding green is black yarn. Yes, he has a putting green in his backyard. So Gino and Joey and Antonia are here also. They're having so much fun outside.

As soon as they wake up in the morning, they go right to the golf clubs and they just start. Now Joe's like, we got to put a putting green in our backyard. I'm like, because knowing Joe Gorgie, he thinks he's a good golfer too. Like, he's a good scare. He's a good golfer. He thinks he can play basketball. Is there anything Joe Gorgon can do? What about when we go bowling?

He says he's the best bowler. He thinks he's the best everything. I wish I had his confidence. Yeah. He's just. The cutting green is amazing. It's gorgeous. So you have the water and you have the little private beach

and the cutting green. And then you look out and you see the water. It's like, it's just such a beautiful way to wake up. And when you're all together and you're all just sitting out there drinking coffee and watching the kids, it's just like that nice, stupid, warm, fuzzy feeling. But it really is so great. It is. It's special.

These are like family moments. We're all about making memories in this family. We're big with memories and just something to think about. This is a memory, this will be a memory. And I love that I brought my kids, even though because they're not babies anymore, they're young adults at this point, right?

And so they're like, hanging with us, having conversation with us too. So it's been really nice. And my uncle, he is such a great guy. He's a true entrepreneur. He is the founder of Handin Stone massage. So he literally massage and facial that my sister you work at. Yes, Kimmy works at one of them.

She is a, what is it called, an esthetician? Not an esthetician, it's an esthetician. Oh, not an esthetician. It's an esthetician. I do haveesthetician, it's an Aesthetician. Oh, not an Aesthetician. It's an Aesthetician. I do have a thing with butchering words. You kind of did that. What was the word Uncle Johnny asked me this morning?

He said to me, right, and I go, what? And you go, what does that mean? He goes, how do you monetize your podcast? And I just looked at him. I'm like monetize. He's like, Melissa, how do you make money off your podcast? I was like, oh, I knew you meant that. I knew that's exactly what you were gonna say. I wasn't butchering the word. That was just not knowing the definition. Anyway, you're an esthetician. I'm an esthetician. Okay.

Yeah, so he, oh, he is the founder and now he's just kind of chilling in all of his Yeah, so he is the founder and now he's just kind of chilling in all of his He's living his best life on his at home putting green Is that we call it? Yeah, and you know, he's he's living so God bless him. He was not born and raised he comes from a family of five kids And he's just a hard working entrepreneur. So God bless uncle Johnny Hi guys, let me tell you about cozy earth And he's just a hard working entrepreneur. So God bless Uncle Johnny. Hi guys, let me tell you about cozy earth. Cozy earth makes everything from cozy lounge wear to incredibly soft bathwear

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that we had that I asked, you know, I asked my listeners some questions for you guys, okay. So here I really liked, so I picked some of free to these. I don't know, what are they gonna say? I know, I don't be afraid. They were actually very nice a lot of them just wanted me to tell you how much they love you guys by the way That's um, and that you guys look great that a lot of people are saying that as well Thank you. They wanted to know I found I figured there was a couple questions or a lot of questions actually about Joe and your interaction with Joe right? So it was like what were your sisters first impressions of Joe?

So when you first met Joe, well, first you want to tell the story because another question I got was, what was their first experience meeting Joe Gorgah when and where? So give me your first experiences with him, your first impressions of Joe Gorgah. Our, our first interaction with Joe Gorgah was when you brought him down the shore we actually went to Mommy's house and we had dinner but by the end of the night we had music playing throughout the house and

the speakers do you remember this? Yeah. We just drink and wine and literally dancing. We had like a dance party at Mommy's townhouse. We kind of did. I don't really did and we we loved him instantly. So I introduced him to you. I brought him down to Mommy's house. And it was you guys with your husband. Yeah, but I don't think that's how it went. Unless we did both of them in the same day.

Because I remember Melissa wanting so badly to introduce him to Joey Pay, specifically. But really, to bring him, introduce him to the family, because now it's like, okay, now I gotta really bring him around, and she was like, what are you guys going on? What are you doing this weekend? And Lexi had a cheerleading competition. So she's like, oh, that's perfect.

We'll bring him to the cheerleading competition. So, you know, poor Joe had a comic scene. Oh, you know, why don't you remember that? And then we went to Mommy's house at the Winter and Mommy's for dinner. Really? So, yeah, so it was like to kind of break it up and instead of make it so like, one on one. I don't hear her right. And then we went to Mommy's house at the Winter Mommy's for dinner. Really? So it was like to kind of break it up instead of make it so like one on one.

Oh, I brought him to a cheer competition. I brought him to a cheerleading competition. And was he so nice? I was so nice. You know, I'm sure he wasn't like a real diva there. He was just trying to be like the nice guy who, you know, did you think he was my type when you met him? Did you think he was cute?

We thought he was. He's gorgeous. Come on. Yeah, you think he was my type when you met him? Did you think he was cute? We thought he was. He's gorgeous. Come on. Yeah, I thought it was your type. I like this personality because it's very outgoing. Well, what did I always say? I was never going to marry. And Italian.

And didn't we all say that? I said that. I mean, I stood by it. My thing was so anti-italian guys. Like, I always said, I am never, ever going to talk. Like, I am never ever gonna talk like I am never ever ever gonna marry an Italian like I was like just I always said that and then I married the ultimate Italian. I know. But why why did you start out saying that you're never gonna marry an Italian? I don't know what it was. I said it. I grew up in

an Italian household and in the Italian household, it was always like, you know, it was the men had a role, the women had a role, they made the decisions and where you were going and what you were doing. It was like the generation of like how you grew up. It was almost like 80s, especially. Because it was very bossy. Like I'm not gonna be bossed around like that.

Like when daddy didn't want mommy to go back to work or to really go to work at all, he wanted her to be home. And she was like, I want to go to work and she went to school and she got a license to be a nurse and she worked and he used to like get really angry about her wanting to work. Right. And we were just like, I'm not going to do that. I think it was a mix of that. And also I never really was big on Guido's. Like, it just wasn't my style. And like, are you guys work? But like, growing up back in the day, but honestly, like, when you guys were picking men, right?

And like, the Guido thing was very in. It was like big. 90% of the selection was Guido's, but non-guido's. Yeah. I don't know how else to explain that kind of man that we're discussing with the gel and the hair, the cross around their neck. That's Kim's husband.

You're just driving. The pinky rings. Like, you know, just that typical, like, you know, the old school, what you'd mentally, what you would have looked at as like an Italian guy from the Jersey shore. Joey P. Guido. And the tea tops and smell their cologne as they walk in the front door. The jacar. You can smell it from the, you know, 10 feet away.

Yeah, the jacar freestyle music, like, you know, a guido pulling up in the Mustang. 100%. You say jacar. Jacar. The cologne. Yes. Paul Sebastian. Paul Sebastian and jacar. Yes. And I loved that.

I can still smell that again. I was smell a man's neck right now. I would have put it on. I wonder if they said what the colon was meant to. What's better than a good smelling man? Let's just put a PSA announcement out there. Men, we love colon. Like put it on, we want to smell your neck.

Yeah. And not like one or two squirts. We like four to five. No, we like it. I never mind too much Cologne. Like it literally just, I'm big on smell. Are you guys like I am very attracted to a smell of a man. I know we shouldn't be talking about men in general,

especially now, the judging. Oh, man. But like, I'm just saying, even on my, on my husband, like when he got, even your husband, if he walks down, I'm like, oh, you smell so good. Oh my husband, how's this? I have a really great story for you too.

Before we came here on vacation, Joey P will only use a certain kind of deodorant because the deodorant smells amazing. It does. Well, they didn't have it at the shop, right? So he had to go to the stop and shop and they didn't have it at the stop right so he had to go to the stop and shop and they didn't have it at the Stop and shop so he went to the target. They didn't have it at the he went to Walgreens right aid I promise you on my kids wait we need to know what's in the order and 15 minutes he drove around and couldn't find his

Deodorant that I had to order it from Amazon so it's there when we get back. It's the right guard spray. He only uses the aerosol. He doesn't like the stick and it has to be the powder dry scent because it smells good. I will say his armpits always smell amazing. That was what I was going to say next. You always say that. I do. So when Joey Joey Joey. He is a little bit like a broad come on. He is like a broad. He has he has broad tendencies. So like when he miss fussy when Joey P come near you He just smells amazing when you know what though he used to wear a cologne. You're right when we were little

I swear to God. I would literally stick my nose and Joey P's armpits Wearing the same deodorant for as long as I've known him. Oh my god I think I should buy that for Joe at this point because it does smell so amazing. Yeah, well, you can find it. What are it on Amazon? Okay, so so back to Joe Gorgher because we just went off on call and geoder and armpits, but um so you're your first Joey P just walked in. Joey P, we're just talking about great your armpits smell. You're welcome. just talking about great your armpit smell.

You're welcome. Okay, so, so back to Joe Gorgah, what, how was he? Like, we need a little more detail on like, how was he? Was he, what, what did you feel when you met him? Did you see this, like, little Italian guy this week? I'm only thought he was a little Italian guy. Don't want to have a heart attack. We literally said, look at this little Italian guy. Don't call them. Have a heart attack. We literally said, look at this little Italian guy. Now what?

He fit in perfectly. It was like we've known him a long time. Honestly, it does sound cliche, but it really was like that. The men, the three husbands now clicked so quickly. And everybody really bonded quickly. It was like they've been there forever. Genuinely love each other.

The truth is he was like one of us right from the beginning. No, that's the truth. And he didn't come from a big family and I think he really appreciated like his eyes lit up when he saw like how our family functioned and how we just stayed together and we have fun together, we'd drink together and I think he always had to add the cocktail thing in.

But I think he was really like, it was what he's always been looking for, type of thing. With even to this day, he is that guy. Like when you meet him, even like now that people really know who he is, he will walk, if somebody walks up to him, he'll just openly talk to you like you're his best friend, like you just met him three minutes ago and he's just an open warm easy to talk to kind of guy.

There was never any like barrier of like, I don't know, maybe we got to get to know him, like if you immediately felt like you could get to know him, he's just open and easy like that. He is. He is one of the, I always say, he is like one of the sweetest. So when it comes to like meeting strangers, he doesn't look at anyone like a stranger. He looks at everyone like, hey, like what's up?

And he genuinely wants to have a conversation and know about your life and what you do for a living and how your life is going. But anyway, let's get up to we have like some questions also that we're about growing up. Okay. So, um, about you growing up, our whole life growing up was all about you. Was it? Yes. Don't eat the liver worse. That's for Missy. Don't eat the strawberries. That's for Missy. Don't eat the fruit rolls. So the other ones don't eat the fruit roll ups. Those are for Missy. Don't eat the strawberries. That's for missy. Tony the fruit rolls. So the family are down the fruit roll ups.

Those are for missy. All we ever heard our whole life. The baby, the baby, the baby, the baby, the baby. I know it must really suck that I just popped out 12 years later. And like I was the baby and the chosen one. I was the baby. I was the baby. And then you showed up and fucked up my whole thing. Oh, I got well, says, was Melissa a clingy baby sister or was she wild? And you talk about the clingy part. You were the clingiest sister in the whole entire world. I recently just put that up for your birthday post.

I reminisced about a story. How clingy you were that I literally when I was like 18 or 19 with my boyfriend trying to go out on a Saturday night or Friday night, you refused to let me leave the house and you would be laying on your stomach in your night gown and grabbing onto my ankle, I was pulling my ankle across the floor. You're like, don't leave, leave, don't leave, don't leave that my boyfriend would have to come and bring you gifts. Like I remember you had an Xbox or whatever was at the time. No, that was the Xbox. It was Nintendo. Nintendo.

Oh my God, we're dating ourselves. When that is one story, I will never forget. So basically when I'm eight, you're 18. Right. So you would have a boyfriend that you would want to go like hang out with. And I do remember hanging on your leg literally up until you got to the foyer.

To the foyer. And one time you were like, hold on, you went in the back seat of your trunk, you walked out to your car and came out with your trunk with an Nintendo. I used to have to bribe you. Yeah, to be able to leave the house, I had to bribe you. And then when I would come home, I am not even lying. Do you remember this?

You would be sleeping in the foyer in your little night gown. Like your little rainbow bright night gown. And your pillow would be in the foyer, not the living room, like you'd be on the bar in the cold tile. Sound asleep that if I went you'd be on the floor in the info style. The cold tile sound asleep that if I went to open the door, the door would hit the pillow and then you would wake up and you'd be like, come on, we got to go to bed. Are you going to take time now to pimple your pimples? You used to say, I used to say, pimple your pimples.

Are you going to go in the bathroom now and wash your face and pimple your pimples? I'm tired. Lay, we have to go to bed. So you went from your crib to my bed and you stayed there till I moved out I did sleep with you every single night. I chose to live with Lisa over Kimmy. What? Kimmy was a little more bossy. I would say because she's the older sister. So like Lisa would let me twirl her hair Around my figure. Yeah, she did twirl her hair. You were so annoying about that. I already had to deal with Lisa being clingy to me. You were to her.

So by the time you came along, I was done. I was over. It is your turn to have a clinger. Yeah. I remember that. What's up listeners. I just wanted to let you know about the getting real with the Housewives podcast from Us Weekly.

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that you love. Like so growing up I'd say that I would just at least it was like the easier one and so I would just ask Lisa for everything and make her do everything and she would just do anything I said. Oh my god. And Kimmy would be like screw this little baby who's so spoiled. Yes. That's that's basically I just didn't want you to sleep with me. And I would, I, or the baby that everyone spoiled. That's all anyone ever did with spoil you. Yes, for sure. I definitely slept in your bed every night. I definitely remember saying, you know, I can be your pimples.

I also remember sitting on the floor watching guys pee and go to the bathroom, just like everything. I never let my hair. Like a load dryer hair. We would go into the bathroom to blow dry hair. Or we would sit. I remember back in the day, we used to do that. I remember sitting in the bathroom. I remember sitting in the bathroom.

I remember sitting in the bathroom. I remember sitting in the bathroom. I remember sitting in the bathroom. I remember sitting in the bathroom. I remember go to the bathroom just like everything I never like it would dry our hair but we would go into the bathroom to blow dry hair or we would sit I remember back in the day we used to sit on the on the bathroom sink Indian style and like lean into the mirror and the bathroom put our makeup on and you would be sitting on the bathroom floor of the blanket and you're like are you done yet I'm tired I do have one memory of you so we lived in a ranch right we lived in a like, right? We lived in a, like a pretty big ranch. Yeah. And yes, is that what it's called?

It's crawling. Yeah, because it was really long. So what the time, it seemed big, but now a day is the same. Now it does. And houses are not getting big. Growing up, it was big. It felt it, but it really was not. Right.

It was just a normal house. So you had, I was sleeping with you one night, and because we were in a ranch, everybody was on the bottom floor, and a boy knocked on your window. Oh my god. Yes. And I was, you were probably like 19 and I was probably 9. I remember that.

And you were just like opening and cracking it and you're like, you gotta get out of my sister's asleep and I was making pretend I was sleeping. Oh my god. And it's all over. And I totally heard you tell him to get out of here and you were like, you gotta go and he was like mad at something heard you tell him to get out of here. And you were like, you gotta go. And he was like mad at something. And you're like, get out of here. Because at the time, we didn't have cell phone.

They couldn't call you. Really couldn't call the house phone. They were just knock on your window. And he knocked on your window. But so funny. I won't say who. I mean, his name was, first name was Joey. I won't say who, but how funny.

You know who it was? I was 100%. It was my boyfriend at the time. Oh. But so funny that you married a Joey. And you married married a Joey and thank God I didn't marry that Joey because we would have had three Husbands named Joey. I know and then I have my son that's named Joey and I have my son named Joey and my daughter married a Joey I know it's insane. We just we just yeah Joey's in this family are out of control What was I wild at all? So I think I was playing you move to Florida and that's when you got yeah

Yeah, that's when you got to your wild face in Boka, right? Yeah Yes, I did have an experience in Boka But I think it was also the if I have to go through like my hardest time in life or like my most Trying time in life. It's definitely like at that time in life when I moved to Florida. My father passed away. You two just happened to get older at that point. You were like getting married and having babies. It was like I was the only child with mommy living in Florida. Yeah, because we were in Jersey. And you were alone with mommy in Florida. That's why. And mommy would call me and say, you got to come down here and talk to her.

I don't know what I'm going to do. She snuck out the window last night. Yeah, you did. You were sneaking out the windows. I make a mommy cry. What's with us sneaking out windows? What is that? Kimmy must have passed. I think Kimmy must have taught us.

So it just, I did not teach you. I was scared. I was the only one that was good out of the three of us. I was afraid to do anything. You got it. So good. I was not good one that was good out of the three of us. I was afraid to do anything. I was so good. You were not good Lisa. I was too the good one. You were gasoline in your hair.

You put gasoline in your hair to be like Billy Idol. I was a style at the time, but I was still good. I just can't. You ran away from home. You did. Mommy wouldn't let me see my boyfriend. She didn't like that. I'm okay. I see a good one.

Here I am right here. I feel like you were the bad one. I didn't like, okay, I see a good one. Here I am right here. I feel like you were the bad one. I was, why, what did I do so bad? Although, although, like, Kimmy was always, I would say the better of the two. Kimmy was the good one. I literally did nothing.

The thing I did the worst. Yes, so Kimmy was the boy. I used to sneak sleep at my girlfriend's house at Linda's house so that I could go out to the club. Every Friday night. Because my, we actually wouldn't let me go, and her parents would. Yeah, one thing people,

you don't have the Jersey Shore Club, that was it. Yeah, one thing people might not know is that we grew up with very strict parents. Like, my father, we were not, I couldn't go to the mall, unless I had a reason to go to the mall. We weren't. We were. My phone could never ring, like, the house phone,

and it was a boy, my dad, with lecture me for three hours after the boy called. Like, we grew up in a very, very strict one household. A boy called the house at the house line. You know, people don't use landlines anywhere, but daddy picked up the extension and he said, is this a boy who you talking to Lee? And I would and I would say on the phone, don't say anything.

Don't speak. And then daddy would say, who is this? Don't you ever call this house again? I'd be like, I would be like hang up, hang up. Yeah, I'd say to daddy, you're the most embarrassing father in the whole world. I used to shake like if a boy would come ring my doorbell, that we were just friends with. We wanted to play outside. I'd be like, don't ring my doorbell. Just don't, it was crazy. I just sit outside in the curb with my first boyfriend for a year or almost before daddy even let him come to the door. He was like testing him and I was 16.

Yeah. Yes. OK, some other questions that we can answer a little bit more like rapid fire. What's the biggest fight that we've ever gotten into somebody wants to know? That's a really actual big. The biggest fight the three of us have ever gotten into?

I mean, I don't think the three of us have ever been in a fight with each other at once. I know like any real fight. I can't think of a fight. We've been fight with each other at once. I know like any real fight. I can't think of a fight. We've been mad at each other before. Definitely. We have.

Definitely. We have. Definitely. We have. Definitely. We have. Definitely. We have.

Definitely. We have. Definitely. We have. Definitely. We have. Definitely. We have have fights. Okay, no, tell me what fight we have. I think fights like, well, me and you have never fights, but me and you will have arguments with Melissa more about time, I think. Like that's always our biggest issue with her

is the amount of time that we don't get to spend with her other than that. Yeah, so Lisa, I mean, you're going away again. Like, why aren't you coming here to be with us? Correct. So I think, I know. That's not the new question. So the question are age.

Well, here's the thing. We don't fight about you two even are so close, you're only 18 months, two years apart, whatever it is. You two, I never, as the little sister, you know, you would expect to see your two sisters that are almost the same age argue all the time. I don't see you guys argue. And I do think a lot of people and a lot of the questions are like, why not?

And I don't really know, and I don't want to sound like. I'm not argued when we were teenagers. It was her stealing clothes out of my closet. But that's, that's it. But those are not arguments. Like what, like people do say this. Like what do you fight about? Like I'm asking you, can you remember one fight?

You ever had with each other? A big fight. No, we ever have a fight. It's weird. I think we're weird people. No, I don't think we're other. A big fight now. We ever have a fight. It's weird. I think we're weird people. No, I don't think we're weird. I think we all are. Yes, we just prioritize what's

we're going to fight over. We don't fight over. But what is there to fight over? We don't work together really, right? We don't have any of those issues. I think you guys, if anything, team up against me the most. So Kim and Lisa will team up against me if anything like you what time time like you two are definitely the closest right because people want to know that

too like we live seven houses away from each other and we're two two years apart from each other and you live an hour and a half away right the closest that we get to spend the most time together which makes sense that's what pisses us off. You live so far away. We do get pissed about that. You're way too far because of the kids. It's one of you with the kids too far. Yeah, I mean, I moved far away, and that's our biggest fight, I would say.

Did you guys share a room when you guys were little? I think we just... No, never. We all had our own room. We all had our own room, except you. Except for me, because I slept with my sisters all the time. But get out of the room. I don't know how to get out of the room. I don't know how to get out of the room. I don't know how to get out of the room. I don't know how to get out of the room.

I don't know how to get out of the room. I don't know how to get out of the room. I don't know how to get out of the room. I don't know how to get out of the room. I don't know how to get out of the room. I don't know how to get out of the room. I don't know how to get out of the room. I don't know how to get out of the room. I don't know how to get out of the room. I don't know how Pepe is like, what do I do that's like a little annoying.

You got it. Oh my God. I don't know. Oh, you're on your cell phone too much. Yes. 100%. That's annoying. She's 24 hours.

So when we got on vacation, how many times have I said this to you already, Melissa? I was like, can you unplug, unplug, unplug. OK, yes. It's hard for a Melissa to unplug. Yes, you're so too much. Do you have a double team double team me all the time? What would our Pepe be about Lisa?

Kim, what do I do wrong? I mean, I think for me, it would be, I don't know. See, we're not normal sisters. This is normal. There's definitely, I would have a lot of shit to say about this. Definitely think you better annoy me.

What are the things? What about you, what do I? I can't stand when you watch that stupid show when I walk into your house and it's always that 9-1-1 or what is that show? I'm always bitching about that. I know my pet peeve with you. You put so much like white shit on your face

when you're laying out, you look crazy. So you're jealous of my good skin, okay? There's something. It's called zinc in the sun. The zinc on your face looks a little crazy. You heard it here on the podcast first, Melissa's jealous of the skin. And I get, oh, and I'll make fun,

like I'll be picky with Lisa about like her outfits. Sometimes, don't I? Yes, you do. Like I'll, she's very pet, Lisa's more, you have more problem telling people when you don't like what they have on or at least us? Yeah, but you just can't take my style.

Yeah, Lisa's a little more flamboyant than the rest of us. She thinks, because this will lead into the next question, which is, would any of you ever pose for playboy if asked? Would any of you ever pose for playboy as if asked? Mm-hmm. So, would I ever pose for playboy? Not a million damn years.

No? No, look at me. That's the, I mean, it's not because I think playboy is disgusting. I just, there's no way I would ever show this body to anybody. I mean, I, I mean, I think I would actually, I would actually consider it at least. Oh my God. See, my husband would be like, well, I don't know babe,

how much money are you going to make? Would I be allowed to pose for playboy if I was asked? Absolutely. Absolutely. Because he's not a telly. Do you understand? You understand? No, not a telly.

He says yes to everything. He says yes to everything. He says yes to everything. Donna Marco would probably post for playing while looking over there. Donna Marco, she'll know. She'll know. She'll know. Donna Marco.

Donna Marco was shaking her head, yes, right now, that she would definitely post for playing. No, we're not there. What is wrong? It happens when you get married when you're 17, I guess. Now, you're your old darn, you're like, oh, I missed out're not there. What is wrong? What happens when you get married when you're 17, I guess? Now, you're old during your life. Oh, I missed out on so much. I would do it.

I know. She literally got married at 17. So that's kind of crazy. So then we'll give Donna Marco a pass if she wants to do Playboy because being married at 17 just calls for it. I think they bring in Playboy back, right? Because the magazine has been gone for years.

And I think it's back now. Playboy is coming back on the shelves. I think they bring in Playboy back, right? Because the magazine has been gone for years, and I think it's back now. Playboy is coming back on the shelves. I think so. I don't know. Do people still do that? The dirty magazines? Or they're not dirty. I don't wait on line now.

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I think we would all have a different answer, which I think is fine too. I think we would all think Melissa is the most unfiltered sister. Unfiltered. I would say, no, I think I would say. So I feel like Kimmy's the most opinionated sister, I would say, for sure. Like, she gives her opinion. Sometimes when it's not even wanted.

But isn't that the same thing? But isn't that the same thing? Isn't that considered a pet peeve? No, but it's not the same thing as a filter. Lisa, I would say, I don't know the same thing as a filter Lisa I would say I don't know I have the most filter I would say no. Yeah, you're you're annoyingly filtered I mean at this point you are I think that's because of everything you've been doing now on TV It's caused you to yeah, some sort of filter on yourself. Yeah, I just Just so easily. Yes, I feel like I'm unfiltered in like a way that you know

Don't ask me if I look fat in this outfit if you don't want to know the answer That is how I Honest that's honest not Unfair like you would say no, it looks fine But you know maybe and I would be like yeah, no take that off doesn't look good So who do you think is the most unfiltered? Maybe you're most unfiltered in a different way. You're unfiltered with, like, you'll

embarrass us quicker than other sisters, Lisa. Maybe like what? Like, you'll just say something that we're like, oh my god, you shouldn't have set that. Like, I'm close for Playboy. No. No, just like, like, so let's put it this way. If we are introducing any of us to your new friends,

who do you say, who do you wanna warn, right? Before the friend walks in the room and say, be this, be a good, be nice, don't talk about this or whatever, like which sister would you say you'd have to warn more to be nice? I think any of us, I never feel that way back even. This podcast is making me realize we're not real sisters, this is weird. I don't have an answer for that. I don't, I don't, no is making me realize we're not real sisters.

This is weird. I don't have an answer for that. I don't, I don't, no, I don't prep anybody for that. No, you don't prep me? No, look to say like prep our husband, whatever you do. And to prep all three of us will prep our husband. We'll prep our husband and be like, behave properly, please.

Well, you two prep your husband's. I don't prep my husband. Yeah, you do too. People want to know who hosts all the Sunday dinners and who makes the best sauce. May I do. No, I for sure make the best sauce. No, you make it at least so you can't possibly make it. I do not make it the least.

I make it the least for you all because I live far away. I make the best sauce. By the way, Kim makes gravy and you and I make sauce. Yeah, so Kim believes brought up making gravy. That's what Nanny taught me. That's what mommy said. And that's what I make. I'm going to say that. Wow. The three of yours are the only ones I ever want to eat. Oh, well, thank you, Joey. My wife has the highest. Yeah. But his wife says the best. I'll show you the right to get mom. And my aunt, drawing said we must use red pack when making sauce.

Yes. I think I make the best sauce. I'm just going to leave it at that. I make the best meatballs. Who hosts? Well, the two of them have Sunday dinners the most together because you live seven houses away. When we take turns. So one Sunday, I make it one

Sunday, can make it and we all return. You know what they want to know? What is it like to have a famous sister? Does it come with any perks? Are there any downsides outside of the drama, you know, around the show? That's definitely the downside

is the drama and the judgment and the lies. Oh my God, the the stories that people make up Not just about you, but about you and us not that we're anything, but our family are any member of our family Like the straight-up lies and stories that people make up just for attention just for blogs just for likes just for views It's absurd. So that would be a huge downside. Huge. Huge.

Yeah. And that's where I have to be honest as the famous one in the family or however you want to say it. That's where I feel bad because you guys get dragged into a lot of stuff that is untrue and that people are just coming up with ideas and what they think you are, right, because they don't really know you. They see you guys for a real just second here and there or whatever it might be. As much as there's that, there's also, you know, I get embraced about you guys in just the way that we have this huge, adoring family

that hangs to people. People have so many questions just about how we do this, how we are such a tight knit family. Why there's three, five of our family members in the kitchen right now all making coffee together about to sit outside. It's also people adore that about all of us too. That's nice. It's a spin of that. Yeah, I think the downside is definitely that, you know,

you get dragged into some of the drama and you get lied about when I'm supposed to get lied about, right? I'm not supposed to, but I'm fortunate. You signed up for this. We didn't sign up for it kind of thing. But in the end of the day, at the end of the day, like, we know what's true and what's not true. And so you just kind of have to just let the haters hate or whatever's going on at the time and it just will pass

eventually but I think we've all gotten really good at like who cares. A lot of great perks too. Like we went to what the MTV Music Awards we went to. Yes, that was freaking great. Like sometimes Melissa will have an appearance somewhere and she's like oh they, they gave me a room or a couple of rooms. Do you guys want to come? And we'll get a limo ride and an overnight trip. I've introduced you to some great people. You know one thing, everyone's in my mind

when I took you guys to the VMAs and Lisa Met will Smith. I will never forget how you hung on him him, held him and he embraced you. He was so nice. He was. I mean, I know there's a lot of stuff about him right now, but like the way he was with you, that walking behind him and I was like, well, well, you were like, I don't say anything to you. I was literally pinching me, I think. He was walking in front of us and I knew she like died for him, and I was pinching her arm because I knew she was going to front of us and I knew she like died for him and I was pinching her arm because I knew she was gonna attack and I was like Lisa. It's Will Smith, like I'm scared to say hello, like just don't and she was like, will! And he literally turned

around. I'm your biggest fan. And he, yes, he turned around. I looked him and I go this is my sister, she really loves you and he hugged her. He talked to her. He embraced you. is my sister, she really loves you. And he hugged her so nice. He talked to her. He embraced you. He was very, very kind to you. He did. Another perk, remember, like when we went, I think it was Mohican son and we hung out with Scott Disick that night. We had fun with him that night too.

Oh, that was a fun. That was fun. And I took you guys with John Legend and Chrissy Teigen. Did you come home? Oh, yeah. Both. That was really amazing. Yeah. They were like literally looking at us. Chrissy Teigen said did you come up? Oh, yeah. That was great. Amazing, sweet. Yeah.

They were literally looking at us. Chrissy Teigen said to me, I love your bonds. She saw the sisters. And she was like, I love your bond. So you guys are all sisters. This is so great, John Legend. They look you in the eye and ask you questions about you. We all say real people.

And she just had her first daughter. And I was just thinking, wow, she's got her own life going on right now. And she's asking us questions about you. Yeah, it's like real people. Yeah. And she just had her first daughter. And I was just like thinking, wow, she's got her own like life going on right now. And she's asking us questions. Well, she is a Bravo mega fan. So she truly knows, are really, she knows everyone's relationship on Bravo. She's a super, she should be a housewife. You should make her a housewife. I think she's busy. Yeah. But yeah, I feel like there's definitely been perks. I'm trying to think if there was any other encounters with you guys that I was like, I just always remember you

with Will Smith and how nice you was to you and I was thinking to myself, wow, like when do you get the opportunity to just like give Will Smith a hug? Yeah. And so that was definitely. And what about the choreographer that we love, Jalos X has been we miss. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohalos X has been we- Oh, oh, oh.

Chris Judd is a man. Oh, what a nice guy. Oh, what a nice guy. He was so sweet. Yeah, these are the perks, meeting all the cool people that you, you know, you see on television and then that you like, you know. When I performed at Beatstock, all that fun stuff.

Oh, that was great for us. Oh, because I grew up going to Beatstock every single year. And there's a meme of us just crying watching you sing on my beat set. If you know how many people. And then when you made your album and we were downstairs singing, I wanted to be your backup dancer when you went away. So that stuff's been fun watching you do, you know, make video, make your music and sing your songs and perform.

Like when you went to that place in New York City, when you performed for the first time on display, like all that stuff is fun. Yeah. Those are the memories we'll take away from this stuff. When this is over. We take the fun stuff. But I do apologize for my family about.

I really do. I hate that you guys do get dragged into any negativity or anything that people want to create false situations. It's just about false narratives out there. A lot is an understatement. But yeah, and I like and ever say to my viewers or the fans or like the listeners of this show, is do not believe everything you read on Instagram, on Twitter, on, please guys. It is so fabricated and I can't even express that.

Enough. Believe nothing you read. I want to say, yes, just believe what you hear come out of my mouth or what you see me right or say, like that is it. Okay, so let's see, I had a couple other questions before we wrap up. I want to know what your beauty routines are. A lot of people want to know, do you have favorite products or beauty routines because as we get older, I mean, at least I feel like you are so crazy with your skincare and stuff like that. Any beauty routines that you have that you insist on?

You know, like retin A every single five days a week, retin A, that's like my new thing that I'm so on I use really good products which most of them are what was the one you gave me last night before I went to bed And you said my face was gonna feel like butter this morning. It does feel like butter. The Roche Posei. It was the bomb Oh my goodness. The barrier. The barrier bomb. Anything The Roche Posei I love. It was very good. I use all their products, all their serums, and I use a lot of the dermalogica and clarity. So all medical grade products are what you should be using on your face, and that's what I use.

It makes a huge difference. Then go into a drug store and just buying a different dance. Well, don't tell Bethany Frankl that, because she does. She will tell you all the drug store products that are amazing. She will, but it's not her though people if you had to pick what's your favorite drugstore product? So give me one thing that you get from the drugstore that you absolutely 100% you ready? Yes May is it me believe no you can't take my thing. That's my thing. No out last thing. Oh, no Okay, go ahead, so everyone asked me all the time what lipstick do you wear wear and it's literally the lipstick that doesn't come off because I'm not a

Reapplier you know I cannot stand to reapply and it's that Maybelline outlast lipstick and it works really good it doesn't come off until you take it off with something that takes off Non-removable, okay Lisa drugstore product that you love my one have to be I get I really do truly get so many questions about what my lip gloss is because I always have shiny lips. It's like my thing. I insist on having to always have shiny lips and it never comes off and it's is it Nick's is that I use say it I want to say NYX. Oh, Nick. Yes. Yes. Inexpensive. It's inexpensive. It's my shiny little lip gloss. I live for it and everyone always is asking me what I use I'm not gonna tell you the color, but I'm just saying my favorite drugstore product is definitely the pink Maybelline mascara like the pink and green. Well, it used to be pink and green. It's not anymore. It's just all pink now

Everyone always calls it the pink It's not anymore, it's just all pink now. Everyone always calls it the pink. I used to have that for like 20 years. I still use maple leaf, but now I use a different one. It's the only one that makes my eyelashes so thick. It's my absolute favorite. I don't know if it's the big fat brush. I don't know what it is, but that is definitely

my favorite beauty routine. But anyway, we need to get back to our little vacation. We smell, right now I actually smell pancakes. I smell bacon. I smell a lot of food being cooked. And I need a bloody Mary. I thought we were going to brunch. Why are they cooking?

I don't know. I don't know. Because the guys, the guy's, for Bloody Mary, is not scots coming in. What do you have there? Food. Yeah, they're luring us in with bacon now. So I think this is the time that we're going to wrap it up. So Kim and Lisa, thanks so much for coming on to the show,

especially during our little family weekend vacation. I think it's time to go hit the bloody marries. And Lisa, you can go load that zinc on your face now so we could just look at you look crazy all day. Yep. No shame in my game. Yeah, so thank you guys for listening. And we love you. Wanna say bye, ladies? Bye. Yeah, so thank you guys for listening, and we love you.

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