On Display with Melissa Gorga - REWIND: Fuda-geddaboutit (w/ Rachel and John Fuda)

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

A lot has changed in the Fuda household since this episode was recorded. So let's take a fun look back. It's a fun, couple-filled podcast this week as Melissa and Joe are joined by Rachel and... John Fuda.  Whether it's shady castmates starting their own rumors about RHONJ's future, the struggles of being in the passenger seat with your crazy driving partner, or the recently re-ignited fascination with the Menendez brothers case, these four have a lot to talk about.  We also get an update on Baby #4 from the Fudas, and John very honestly answers if he truly knew what he was getting into when Rachel joined the franchise. This week's sponsors:Apartments.com - The Place to Find a Place: www.Apartments.comBooking.com - Find the Stay That's Ridiculously Right for You: www.Booking.com (Save up to 20% on a Getaway Deal)PlutoTV - Free Streaming TV: www.Pluto.TVProgressive - "Name-Your-Price" Tool: www.Progressive.comQuince - Father's Day Fashion: www.Quince.com/Melissa (Free Shipping and 365-Day Returns)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This episode of On Display with Melissa Gorga is brought to you by Booking.com. Booking.yeah. From vacation rentals to hotels across the US, Booking.com has the ideal summer's day for absolutely anyone, even those who might seem impossible to please. Find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com. Booking.yeah. Book today on the site or in the app. What's up guys? Welcome to another episode of On Display with Melissa Gorga. We have a really, really good episode for you guys today. I'm very excited.
Starting point is 00:00:57 I know you guys love a good couples episode. So I'm bringing you couples today. So I'm giving you my better half, Joey Gorga. Yeah, back by popular demand. You guys have been missing him. I've had a lot of housewives on. You guys are crying in my DMs. You want Joe Gorga? I brought him back for you. But not only did I bring Joe Gorga back, I also have another power couple that happened to be very good friends of ours. And also, you'll know them from the Real Housewives of New Jersey. I have john and Rachel Fuda with me today. Hi, guys.
Starting point is 00:01:35 I quit. Can we just say that it took us three years to be on display? Like we have not been able to do your I don't like I feel like it's they said no to you once rich I cannot believe that you're like I feel like you're the only one who hasn't been on my podcast. Am I actually I don't know has Danielle been on has she I think she will do and say whatever we want. Yeah, you can you can make me 10 we're just like free we're like
Starting point is 00:02:02 chilling in our living room just like we do, like with a glass of wine. And you can just speak freely, John Futa. That scares me a little bit, but I'm down with it. Be careful when you say that, Melissa. I mean, no, I want the real raw Futas today. That's what I want to see. What I see behind the scenes is what I want to hear, John Futa. No, I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:02:24 I've got my favorite chuch and chuch I want to hear. John Fuda. No, I'm just kidding. I've got my favorite chooch and choochetta with me tonight. Look at that. Yes. See, I like to be a choochetta. Not the made up Italian words. I know. I like to be called a chooch now.
Starting point is 00:02:38 It's kind of fun. We call everybody a chooch. Your little cute girls call people chooches at this point. I think the kids have adopted the choooch culture. I hear them say it now. Did they call little Joey that? No, we never, we didn't really use the word chooch. Did we? We were at Six Flags. I thought I heard you boys calling them chooch. The boys call each other choochers now.
Starting point is 00:02:58 I know. I know the kids, the boys do. Yeah. I mean, there's worse things that they could be saying about each other. Wait, is there an actual definition for the word chooch? Or it's just like slang Italian like hey, you're a student. Jackass, stupid. Jackass, jackass moron. He calls my daughter's chooch. I just love to say chooch. I think it sounds it sounds
Starting point is 00:03:17 exciting when you say chooch. No, it sounds in Deary. It does sound in Deary. If you don't know what it means to go to what's going on. Like it does sound like a nice thing. I'm sweat. Yeah, but it know what it means, like, Oh, chooch, what's going on? Like it does sound like a nice thing. I'm sweat. Yeah, but it's a it's really saying like, what's up? Stoonod, right? Pretty much. To all my mal listeners, start calling your friend choochies. That
Starting point is 00:03:36 means you love them. That's exactly right. Yeah, that's what we call each other choochies. All right, guys. First off, we got a lot of questions for you. But everybody wants to talk about little baby food. That is cooking in the oven right now. What is it a boy or girl? All right, hold on. Kind of be announcing soon we really like it's just been so
Starting point is 00:03:58 nice to just like chill for a second. So I don't know if this puts things into perspective. But when we started the show, Juliana was three months old. So we've never really been able to like, enjoy our time as a family of five really like without the chaos of the show. So I really feel like this time that we've had off has been like, so calm and like we're just enjoying it. And we haven't really been so worried about that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 00:04:24 But we wanted to do something like kind of cute because you know, we do know the gender So we're gonna say is it a secret? Can we say it today? You guys know I know the gender so for all my listeners, I know that I know the baby name I know everything you know, we'll share we're gonna do like a cute little thing Well, definitely share. No, everybody keeps the me if we're gonna share the gender at this point I feel like we might as well just wait till birth. I Are you gonna do one of those balloons things? gender reveal
Starting point is 00:04:54 No, so I'll tell you something funny. Actually, I don't know if you guys even know this we did IVF with the girls also and this baby, but with the girls we we did gender like we chose their gender, but we didn't tell anybody. So like we did gender reveals because we just felt like we like so much like was taken from us like through the IVF process of like, just all of it like it was, you know, we went through pregnancy loss and we were just went through a lot like trying to conceive. So we didn't tell our families that we chose the gender. So we threw like actual gender reveal parties
Starting point is 00:05:25 and like did the gender reveal and pretended that we were supposed to. Oh my gosh. That's gonna insult the me. So you guys, you did a terrible job at acting. I'm not no actor. What the hell do I look like? You guys, I am gonna post this video to my social media
Starting point is 00:05:37 and I'll send it to you guys. He is the worst actor. Like I'm literally jumping off the floor and he's like this. He literally stood still. Like I don't even think he caught me. I think I did a good job. Oh no, I did a good job.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Wait, so you both picked the gender of both girls, made pretend you had no idea what was in there and then had yourselves a gender reveal party playing like acting to your family. Like we have no idea. We're so excited. What is it? Yeah? Wow? Gangster that is gang I thought my mom was gonna be mad because I told my mom like very brief actually told her on the show I don't know if they showed it or not, but on me
Starting point is 00:06:18 I told her on the show thought she's gonna be pissed and she wasn't But it was more for like we wanted to celebrate the baby and like, you know, just being able to be pregnant, honestly, like with our families, like we never thought we were gonna be able to do gender reveal parties. So for us, it was more of like the experience, like giving that experience to our families, you know? I'm literally- Can we just talk about the fact
Starting point is 00:06:37 that I've never had a gender reveal party in my life? Like this is, just so you know- You didn't have one? This is not a real thing. This is nude for Instagram. This is like, no one did this until probably like in the last I want to say like five to 10 years. Well, Antonia, Joey's 14, right? So it wasn't even within seven. I feel like seven, seven years. Like maybe seven.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Yes, that would make was a push present a thing back then. Oh, yeah, I got a push present over here. Oh, yeah. You know what? Yeah, bro. That's all I want is push present a thing back then? Oh yeah, I got a push present. This one keeps me thinking for a push present over here. Oh yeah, you know what happened when I- That's all I want is push present, present this, present that, give me, give me, give me, give me. Do you remember what you got me for giving you a boy? Do you remember what my push present was? What was it? He got me diamond studs in my ears.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Good ones, five parrots. They were good. You know what's over here? Shoot, I'm gonna start coming up with presents when I come home from work. It's going to be called the fall present. I'm going to pick a day in fall the men should get a present from work really hard. What do I ever get? I
Starting point is 00:07:36 we don't have a nice gift every now and then. I'm actually laughing at myself because he was just laying on the couch before we got on here with you guys and I wanted like a little blanket because I was on the couch before we got on here you guys and I wanted like a little blanket Cuz I was He laid on the couch and I made him get up off the couch. I'm just the gift that keeps on giving Guys the question do you Melissa do you leave the lights on in your whole house? I walk around I gotta show even your listeners. Do you got I shut the lights off all day long? That's all like all day and then an AC blow and like it's
Starting point is 00:08:06 Nobody knows in the house. I love your wife Antonia would leave a track of lights for her whole life and never turn anything like Tony a pulls away from the house and like She was like the light on for the selfie like every light in her room never turns off ever I feel like Gino's the most responsible. Everything's turned off and proper in Gino's room. And Joey's just like on the Xbox somewhere. He's in the middle, but Tonya is the worst.
Starting point is 00:08:34 The worst. Yeah, she's the worst. I get scared. That's why I turn all the lights on. Cause if the lights are on, then I have, like I can see who else is in there. That electric bill is just going ding ding ding ding. That's all it does, the thing spins.
Starting point is 00:08:46 That's all I see. My AC's on 64 when I go to bed. Oh my God, Joe has such a problem with me lately, too, with that. I need it freezing in the bedroom. I put it on 70, which is not like that cold. He thinks he's cold. And how many blankets do you use?
Starting point is 00:09:01 Wait a minute, you sleep in 70 degrees? Well, 70 degrees. I make my air conditioner keep blowing until it's 70 degrees. Yeah, and it's freezing in my room. Freezing. That's a luxury. No, guys, 64. The thermostat is on 64.
Starting point is 00:09:18 That's absurd. That's weird. That's crazy. I want meat locker cold. No, no. It's meat locker cold in our room, because our vent is right over our room. It's crazy. Like, I want meat locker cold. No, no, it's meat locker cold in our room because our vent is right over our room. It's a big vent too, and it's freezing.
Starting point is 00:09:30 I'm... No, I go to sleep at night. I shiver my... So... I do this to you guys. You're such wusses. Joe comes in with like... Turn that air off. Turn the air off. And I'm like, no, I freaking love it. Like, it's, it's,
Starting point is 00:09:45 it's great. No, because he gets in bed and he literally there was one night that like, you were sick. Oh my god. And he got into bed and he was literally like convulsing. And I was like, oh my god, so hot. Literally same. They're such wusses. Yeah, I know. We're wusses. But wait a second, I need to go back to your IVF for a second. Did we pick... You don't have to tell the gender, but did you pick the gender for this baby as well? No. Oh.
Starting point is 00:10:14 We picked the healthiest gender. I mean the healthiest embryo. Okay. So this one would be a surprise. Oh no, you know what it is, but you don't want to tell us. I got the first outfit already. Oh my God. I know what it is, but you don't want to tell us. I got the first outfit already. Oh my God. I know what it is.
Starting point is 00:10:25 We know. You can't tell, Joe, because then you'd be giving away the gender. I'll never tell. OK, Rachel Fuda, can you? So obviously, you did IVF. There's definitely a lot of girls out there that can relate to that.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Can you give any advice to someone who struggled with it or didn't take, did you ever have a situation where one didn't take or something and you had to go back again? So thank God, no. I always say whenever I talk about our IVF journey, I give full disclaimer that we had best case scenario IVF. We did one egg retrieval, we did one transfer
Starting point is 00:11:00 with each of my pregnancies. We got super lucky. It was more us trying to conceive like prior to doing IVF, like I did four IUIs, those all failed. But I think the most important thing is to just give yourself grace, take time, prioritize yourself, your own needs, your marriage,
Starting point is 00:11:20 communicate with your partner and say what it is that you need because it can be a very lonely place. You know, it feels it could be a very isolating experience. And you know, having the support of your partner is really something that will help you get through it. And there is the light at the end of the tunnel. And at the end of the day, like, it's all going to work out, God's got a plan, you know, right, of course, I think communication is obviously key, right?
Starting point is 00:11:47 And even though the woman's going through most of the physical stuff, it's emotional for you too, John. It's like, you know, you get strength. He's right there, he'll punch me. He wants to punch me in the face right now. I just want him to punch me. Listen, it is emotional. You know, so I got the bill the other day for storage.
Starting point is 00:12:01 How much I gotta pay to store these eggs? I got like four embryos. Look for me, four. How much I got to pay to store these eggs? I got like a four embryos. How many are you storing? Like John, how many kids do you want? Are you guys done after this? Are you going to keep going? Actually, wait, no, we actually just talked about this because I would have another child, but I don't want to be pregnant again after this. Like that was always me. I just need to pay for this. Wait, they sent me send me two bills one bills to hold my sperm for free I gotta pay for this nevermind I called cancel it I'm not paying no more and the other goal is the store to spur this is a story the embrace he's
Starting point is 00:12:36 got I got four eggs left we have four we have four okay so listen don't pay for story I cost money listen do the old fashioned way you know you gotta do Okay, so listen don't pay for story that cost money listen do it the old-fashioned way But Joe this is something that people don't talk about that do IVF is that if you have more embryos Then you choose to have pregnancy is like what do you do with those embryos? That's a real bad you feel bad almost do you sell them would you know well you know how much they're worth how much? 250 and embry $250,000 an embryo. $250,000? We're not selling our embryos.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Oh, in case those who want to know how much it's worth, if they're in a financial world. Wait, what does that mean, the embryo? So does that mean that would actually be whose child would that be? It would be our child. Oh, like you mean because it's fertilized, it's already together. So if you wanted John Futa and a Rachel, you could actually buy an embryo. Not for sale. No, but then technically you're giving away
Starting point is 00:13:28 one of your children. That would be rough, knowing your children is living down the street. Thank you. I'm okay with it. Call me sometime in the future, we talk. Oh my God. How much, how much?
Starting point is 00:13:39 They're not for sale. Well, you could donate them, you keep them frozen. You could donate them to science and like research. So if someone came to a million dollars for one embryo, you wouldn donate them, you keep them frozen. You could donate them to science and like research. So if someone came to a million dollars for one eyebrow, you wouldn't sell it? No, that's my kid. Because at the end of the day, you would have a child running around, but it would be nice to help. I get it.
Starting point is 00:13:56 I get it. I would give it. I would give a million dollars. That is a rough decision. I go see it. It's a really hard decision. And I mean, listen, we have time to figure it out because we just paid our freezer fee or there's some people that can't have a kid maybe I give them an ember
Starting point is 00:14:08 I make their life I get it's a very personal decision you need to feel confident and you need to feel peace and that that's not something that's like handing over GG. Yeah, not for nothing. I would want to keep a little freezer in my bedroom for life and keep them those little what are they called? I would like to keep the embryos in the freezer by my bed because those are my kids and they're gonna stay right there. I'm not ready to make them be born but
Starting point is 00:14:32 they can hang there for the life right as I would do personally. 100% don't think I didn't think about bringing those embryos home and put them in my freezer to save that money. Didn't Heather DeBrow do that or something? Didn't she put them in like the glass in her house or something like that? Oh my god, I have no idea that I don't know. Oh no wait, no, I think she drew them in there. I don't think she actually bought them. You save a lot of money. I just remember seeing one episode like a long time ago and it was like she had this thing in her house and she had like one it was like represented all of her eggs or something. Maybe
Starting point is 00:15:03 it was not. I put them in the freezer, you know how much I saved? John, Rach said she'll have another baby, John. So she don't wanna carry it, so you know, old school style, just bring somebody in the bedroom. There you go. A baby. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not how this works. This means you gotta put in a-
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Starting point is 00:18:20 And happy Father's Day to all the daddies out there. Love you. The real question though, how many kids do you guys want? I'm being serious here. I got no room in this house. We're booked. You're booked? So you really think this will probably be your last one?
Starting point is 00:18:37 I mean, probably because truthfully, like I was talking to my mom today about like after I had the baby and she's like, well, I can't stay by you because where am I going to sleep? Because I have my C-section bedroom on the first floor, so my kids come out the sun roof. So I have to sleep on the first floor. So we don't have a guest bedroom anymore. Yeah. And that kind of stinks. I know because then if your mother comes to help or whatever it is you want, oh, we feel
Starting point is 00:19:01 so bad for you. There's no rooms left in that big old house. Oh my god. It's filled. That makes me so happy though. I know. But that's awesome. You guys have a full house and children pretty soon. Jayden's gonna go to college, right? Jayden's Jayden's looking at colleges. We just saw you guys doing that. I know. But Jayden's trying to convince me to get a bedroom in the basement now. Since when there's no room down there. So we can have like an apartment down there apartment down there. Like I'm gonna get so irritated right now. I don't want to talk about this. This
Starting point is 00:19:28 is an irritant. Why that he wants a bedroom downstairs. Perfect. Listen, when you go to a certain age, you got to be able to check. He's not a dragon. Like, what's he gonna live in the basement? The basement. Oh my god. Like he's not a basement kid. No, but you know, he comes home. He doesn't want to wake anybody up. I guess like, are you are your kids even home because Jaden goes to school goes right to
Starting point is 00:19:52 work hangs out with his girlfriend. Like he's got his whole like social thing going on here. Like we're not even in the repertoire right now. No, we don't see Gino and Joey from 7am they leave the house 730 every morning and they get back home 7 o'clock every night and they walk in like Because they go to football practice for four hours every day after school both of them So they both walk in at 730 so fatigue and stop they walk in like monsters literally like starving monsters that have never seen food and are dehydrated and they
Starting point is 00:20:25 come in hangry to say the least hangry. Yeah, I just feel like he doesn't he has his own bedroom ensuite. He's got a little living room area. Yeah. So all right. I think you're I think the FUTA household is pretty filled up. And I think after this one you guys are going to be making a basement apartment. Yeah, John. Nice baby. I don't know. We were just in Colt snack and like I Say what he's saying You get in trouble tonight, bro, I'm dead. Oh my god. Well, this brings me to a funny subject
Starting point is 00:21:00 Relationships I want to talk a little bit now. always want couples we love to have a couples podcast. So I want to ask you guys some fun like relationship questions we can compare to ours they can compare their relationship I think it will be funny. So Rachel and I actually today we're talking about because we were gossiping on the phone earlier this morning. And we were talking about Rachel right like how opposites attract and like, right? Like people usually end up marrying their opposite.
Starting point is 00:21:28 John, how do you think you and Rachel are opposites? Like what about you guys' opposite? And then Rachel, I wanna know what you think. We are opposite. She is uptight, I'm chill. Give me an example. We are up, Jayden for example, the way you parent him, reverse the way I parent him.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Or listen- Oh my God, she is a type A mom. We are Jaden for example the way you parent him reverse the way I This drives me insane I'll put my cup down like this I'll walk away I'll do something with the kids for two seconds I'll get in the phone and turn around my cup is gone It's not two seconds, it's two days. You leave your shit everywhere. And then I'm looking for it, and I just poured this nice thing of water, I made this nice drink. Where the hell did it go? It's gone, brand new Coke mug.
Starting point is 00:22:11 No, he makes a cup, first of all, he uses a reusable coffee mug as a water cup. That's first of all, leaves it on the dinner table from 5 p.m., it's eight o'clock. I am closing the house, it's clean cleanup. I throw it in the sink. So I sit on the couch, just chuckling to myself. What if I told you this today? I'm playing on the couch and John's like... Janet comes home. He's ravenous. He's so hungry from work. And he's like, oh, I got a panini in the fridge. And she's like, I got a panini in the fridge
Starting point is 00:22:42 left over. I found the present. And I I'm on the couch and they tore apart the entire refrigerator looking for the panini that I threw in the garbage yesterday Beautiful pursuit it was beautiful. I got a beautiful sandwich for you. Come on. I can't find it. No garbage I was like, I don't leave it a housekeeper Garbage Was like I don't leave in a housekeeper That's hysterical the same thing goes on here if you leave anything out too long
Starting point is 00:23:15 Garbage garbage garbage everything's in the garbage. They're the same these two. They're the same And you guys are just so nonchalant like blah blah blah blah blah But like we like things neat and clean and organized. Because men are more chill. You know, men are more eat. I also think more clearly. No, but I think more clearly when my house is clean. That's when my house is spotless. I do too. If my laundry needs to be folded,
Starting point is 00:23:36 I keep thinking about it and thinking about it. And something makes me not be able to like, I won't scroll on Instagram until the house looks good. And I just can't. But Rachel, not everybody's like that. There's a lot of women who think we're nuts too. We're overachievers. But I have, I'm very like clean is everything to me.
Starting point is 00:23:53 I couldn't live any other way. And I also think that it satisfies my anxiety because I can have control over my house and that makes me feel better. I mean, I actually like, the women are just nuts. They're just nuts, John. Let's all sit there and ask me for 2000 things.
Starting point is 00:24:12 2000 things. Do this, do that. I have been asking you for a plumber to come to this house. I do it all, right? I should beg. Help me out. What do you need a plumber for?
Starting point is 00:24:20 I need a plumber because it's time to change my water filter. And I don't like that because I like my water filter change And it's been six months. You're supposed to change it every two months and I he we we build houses and apartments like hello Send me a plumber. He just ignores me like I didn't even say it every day So I'm gonna start really getting annoyed about this plumber about how about send me a plumber? How about this plumber. How about send me a plumber? How about like five days? Almost a week.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Oh my God. I'm asking John to unclog my sink in my bathroom because it's so clogged, I guess from being in my sink that it won't drain. And I'm like, baby, you think you could like call the plumber this week? You think you could call the plumber? I think you could call someone to come fix this on brushing my teeth in his sink. Because I know it bothers him. I'm going to start holding out and I'm serious.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Every time they open their mouth. It costs money. It's like dollar signs. How much? It's like money, money, money. How do you break the system? Right. Listen, I make a lot of money too, by the way. Just so it's my dear. As soon as they make money, they'll tell you 3,000 times. John, you know how I threaten him? I tell him, I'm just going to hire a plumber behind your back. He gets so mad.
Starting point is 00:25:31 I'm like, you're going to come home? That shit's going to be done. I don't need your plumber. I've hired my own. I own a plumber. I own a plumber. I own a plumber. I own a plumber.
Starting point is 00:25:39 I own a plumber. I own a plumber. I own a plumber. I own a plumber. I own a plumber. I own a plumber. I own a plumber. I own a plumber. I own a plumber just gonna hire a plumber behind your back. He gets so mad. I'm like, you're gonna come home, that shit's gonna be done. I don't need your plumber.
Starting point is 00:25:48 I've hired my own. I overpaid. And I hired him. I should just call Jenner. Oh, you are overpaid, baby. Yes, you are. You fit into my category of overpaid. You gotta see the bills we get, the things that she does.
Starting point is 00:26:00 I go, what? I flip that. You know what he yells at me all the time for lately? The landscaping bills for the shore house and for this as he thinks I tell them to do too much. I'm like, I like it to look nice. I just like whatever leaves that we get in Franklin Lakes. Oh, yeah. I know about you guys. Crazy. It's insane. I know. I feel like our landscapers have been here like twice a week for the past like
Starting point is 00:26:23 three weeks just for leaves. You know, this is when they get you this time of year John they're out to get you. No, bro. The leaves are falling I got freaking leave problems like we had a big bear there. They had to see the size of this thing He must have been six hundred seven hundred pounds huge. Wait a second I saw that on Instagram. You guys are just walking down the street and like there's a massive bear in front of you. And the babies, the babies are with the little cubs.
Starting point is 00:26:52 They're all climbing in the trees together. Wow, you got to be careful with that. When we get close to the babes, the mom will attack you. So you know, yeah, we first moved in, I used to see them all the time because I would walk with Gigi when she was, you know, in the stroller when she was an infant. Yeah, I'm this year was really the first time How do you know what's the mom and dad this thing was huge? I mean, that's probably the mama No, I think the dad just does this thing and goes
Starting point is 00:27:19 Man I'm gonna assume that's the mama taking care of babies all day That's right They're complain, you know what I did today This is 50 welcome to 2024 baby when I grew up my mother took care everything. Well, guess what those days are over in my bed Your kids are older you got you know with a new car now he's hanging. He don't need that. If you saw what I did for Gino Gorgon today, Gino is my best
Starting point is 00:27:55 plus most high maintenance child took him to the doctor, you got to take him there. He needs special this special that go get me this I'm hungry. Gino's a lot of work just so you know. He's a good kid though, he's a good kid. He's the best but he's also my like most high maintenance kid is Gino. My most behaved kid is Gino so I put that together. I don't know how to explain that but it balances out. Yeah like I guess yes it balances out. You guys, I always say this so we could be on different pages and relationships and stuff, but it's always important to be on the same page
Starting point is 00:28:28 when it comes to like, I say three things, right? Like family, kids, and traveling. And I feel like you guys are like that, right? You guys love to travel together. You guys like, I don't know, give us some tips. Tell my listeners like, what makes you guys a great family? Like you guys, what are like important values to the foodas go ahead oh you don't have anything to say i just did he's got a lot to say your values are yeah what's the most important thing communication
Starting point is 00:28:57 you know i think i think one of the most important things that we've learned in like getting married and like creating our own family is to prioritize like our family, like the new family unit that we've created amongst the two of us. And I think that that's a learning curve for some of us. What are you talking about? Like me, because I'm very close with my mom, I'm very close with my dad.
Starting point is 00:29:21 So like creating your own family unit, your own traditions and like making your own memories with your kids. That's definitely something that I feel like has helped us create our own family unit and like really bond with the kids has been like doing things on our own. It's like weird to be a parent. Like I always thought there'd be like this coming to Jesus moment where I was like, oh, I'm a mom which of course I have
Starting point is 00:29:46 But like I don't actually feel like an adult Yeah, I don't feel like an adult ever I feel like I'm like you don't you act like the biggest kid I would say that's how you and I are so opposite like Joe makes me like like Joe is just so like Like he'll walk into the room and just say what he wants. There's zero filter. And I'm like a little bit more reserved. Like, I feel like you feel like you're my ass. I feel like you're a kid. I'm not a kid. I'm not Melissa. You're more mindful of what you say. You're
Starting point is 00:30:18 more, you know, are you are right? No, just kind of like, what's here is here. Like it doesn't. Oh my god. And sometimes it shouldn't be here. No, just kind of like, what's here is here. Like it doesn't. It's not. Oh my god. And sometimes it shouldn't be here. And he just like says it and I cringe. You know, I have cringy moments with him. Real you guys say it. People like when you're real though. They like when you just spit it off the cup. They're not gonna be John, we're not gonna beat around the bush.
Starting point is 00:30:42 We're gonna go right in the bush. We're gonna go right in the bush. You know what I mean, John? I get the bush. We're going to go right in the bush. We're going to go right in the bush. You know what I mean, John? I get the weed back, and I start cutting, go right through it. But to answer your question, I think that's one thing that we've done as a couple that's helped us with our family and like made our family its own thing.
Starting point is 00:30:57 And then we really would be focusing on taking family vacations. We're a Disney family now. We have our next trip coming up soon. Oh my god, I can't take it. They freaking love Disney. I'm out there planning now for all the parks. I promise you that's a phase because when your kids are still like oh my god it's the princess and blah blah blah. The second
Starting point is 00:31:17 that's over you're gonna be like I never want to see Disney again. We know what it is though to be honest with you so I do love Disney and John does too, like he is totally a Disney dad and I'm not even speaking on his behalf, like that's factual. I like Disney, I like to see the kids happy, they run around, you go on roller coasters,
Starting point is 00:31:33 you have a good time. It's hard, I don't know how people don't like it. I can't stay there for a long period of time, in and out and that's it, you have a good time. I think it's the lines for me. I think the thing about being at Disney that we both like, that we've realized, is when you're there, you have no choice
Starting point is 00:31:49 but to be in the moment. Like you are watching your kids, you're trying to navigate the park, you're getting on a ride, off a ride, you're trying to figure out where to eat. Like you're where you are. So like the phone is not a distraction. There's nothing else going on except the chaos of Disney.
Starting point is 00:32:05 And that is like something that it's really hard for John and Joe, you would empathize with this too, is like being a working dad, right? It's hard to be in the moment with your kids. So when we're in Disney, John really like gets pulled out of that bubble and is like able to be in the moment, I feel like. That's accurate.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, yeah, I feel like that's why we do family vacations. It's the only time Joe puts his phone down most of the time so that we can actually talk to him and speak to him. I feel like I've been bitching at Joe a lot lately because- That's all she does. Yeah, I have because he's on the phone 24-7. She's on the phone too.
Starting point is 00:32:40 He doesn't get the hell off the phone. She don't get the hell off the phone too. And it's always a business call. It's not like he's bossing me. It's always a business call too.'s not like he's bossing me. It's not a business call too. Oh my God, he's been. What is it, just work stuff?
Starting point is 00:32:50 Why are you on the phone so much? Man, get off the phone. When we go out to dinner, I don't feel like any of us are like sitting on our phones. I wouldn't say that about each other. Here's the problem. Not that we're like on Instagram, like legit on the phone,
Starting point is 00:33:01 like just having conversations, like with business people still at seven, eight o'clock at night and I'm like, I get annoyed. Yeah, but if she's on the phone, like just having conversations like with business people still at seven, eight o'clock at night. And I'm like, I get annoyed. Yeah. But if she's on the phone, right? If I come home and she's on emails and because she's always on her phone, I have to shut up. I'm not the type. I'm very cool. See, there's a difference between men and women. I'm so chill. I'm cool. We drive the car. She's a maniac. I don't think driving is getting more car. She's a maniac. Getting drives. She's got to say, Oh, the Navi says make a left there. She has to say make a left there. I just said I just
Starting point is 00:33:33 heard. I'd be interested. Park over there. Oh, you parked over there. Oh, I found the park. You go to the she goes I would have found the parking spot already. I would have why don't you fucking drive then? He sucks at driving and worst driver you want a podcast that should be done in your car with you to driving it is hilarious. Wow, we hate each other in the car. You know, no, john, I actually just said this the other day. I'm like, I think we
Starting point is 00:34:02 have to start taking separate legs do it like that Some people sleep she drives like this because Slamming on its brakes in front of her. She's doing 90 up their ass I'm like, what are you doing? And I guess what he does. He's never back up. I said you're not gonna go any faster He doesn't pick a lane. He goes in the middle lane Doesn't it doesn't under register here? No, no, does not rest. And you then you come home and she's on the phone. It's all okay, because she's on the phone. I'm doing envy. I'm doing envy. On display with Melissa Gorgas is brought to you by progressive
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Starting point is 00:36:27 driver. And I heard Gino drives like a little grandpa. Listen, Gino. Yes, he's nervous. Because he's scarred by his mother. Fucking kid is scarred. He don't ever want to go over to speed limit. Wait, does he drive like a grandma? Does he? He never Jayden said he's like a very cautious driver. That's what he said. I'm so proud of him. We were just on the parkway, right? There's the car starts slowing down. Oh, you see all
Starting point is 00:36:56 taillights Melissa's like, we had 90. I'm like, slow down. Where you go? My heart's like this. I'm like, slow down. My heart's like this. I'm having a heart attack. Can you tell me for this though? Seriously, the difference between Jonah? Yes, I'm fast. I have very quick,
Starting point is 00:37:14 like I'm quick. I'm quick. I have quick instinct. But I'm I'm very alert. We're just kind of what the phones are what's happening over. I like the phones. Oh, what's happening? I'm like, Jesus Christ, pick a lane like fast, but I'm assertive. I know what I'm doing. I know I'm gonna break at that last second. So you know what I do? We should talk about this in a
Starting point is 00:37:36 relationship. I never bitch at it. Never. Yes, you do. You bitch. No, what I do now every time in the car, I just give it right back to her. Oh, what are you doing? You're in a slow lane. Why are you in a slow lane? now every time in the car I just give it right back to her oh what are you doing you're in a slow lane why you in a slow lane get to the fast lane I would have been there what do you oh slow down oh make make a right oh there's oh you don't like it how do you like it and she's like shut up he's so annoying we're gonna just always drive separate that's it we're over together and I said you don't like it see here's in a relationship right in the relationship
Starting point is 00:38:04 you treat people you treat your wife or your husband the way you want to be treated, right? That's number one So I treat her and when I come home hi, oh wow. Look at you. You're gorgeous. You're beautiful I got to touch your face. You want sex? I gave her a hug. I get like I like that outfit Look at you, babe, you know I get I like that outfit. Look at you, babe, you know Now you think you ever get that back? Yes Hurry up and get the plumber. Oh stop. He's just got see you guys he went on a bitching fest We saw Joe in the road a couple weeks ago, right? So I'm like, oh that's Joe's for that. She goes what the car that this looks like a road that address. Oh
Starting point is 00:38:58 I can't we all tease him with the work truck. I don't even think the front tires are touching the ground No, you know what I don't even think the front tires are touching the ground. No. You know what happens? They're not. Definitely not. That truck's only a year and a half old, right? It's a year old. Are you serious?
Starting point is 00:39:13 Dead serious. He runs them to the ground. That thing's from 1987. I know. It's one year old. Soon as the car gets a dent on it, like a little scratch, I'm like, ah, forget it. Oh, so what, dent the whole rest of the car?
Starting point is 00:39:25 I don't even care anymore. Oh my god you're crazy. Yeah I'm crazy. Yes I am. All these groups like Melissa. Do you guys not fight in the car with driving or does one of you drive bad? Well I always get, they always break my balls because she's always driving because I'm always working. So I'm always working and someone's busting my chops. How come you never drive? I drive. Oh, John, you work too, John? Oh, you work.
Starting point is 00:39:49 I got a job, isn't it? Yeah, you work. You're always working. No, I work from the morning till 5. That's it, 6. I'm home. Imagine a husband that don't come home till 10, 11 o'clock at night? Not for me. Would not be my husband at all, neither. Not my type of husband. No, me either.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Not my type of work. Most people don't realize I hang out with the kids and then I go back to work downstairs to do all my office work home. When everybody goes to bed, right? You stay up late, John, right? When Rachel and the kids go to bed, you kind of stay up and do things.
Starting point is 00:40:18 I've actually, Joe, I've said this to you before. We, what happens is like when John's ready to work, people are like, what are you gonna do? You gotta go to bed? And I'm like, uh. Like he's ready for you guys all to get out and so John's ready to work, he'll be like, what are you gonna do? You gonna go to bed? And I'm like, like he's ready for you guys all to get out and so he can go to work. I'm like, no, it's only nine o'clock.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Oh, you're not tired? You don't wanna go and tuck you in? I'm personally doing my, Oh my God, see that was, I told you, I told you why you want me to go to bed. Now I'm not going to bed. Okay, so I guess you wanna go to work. I'm like, go to the office.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Like I'm fine. Like I could, like I can walk upstairs and tuck myself in, you know? But then I like when'm like, go to the office. Like, I'm fine. Like I could like I can walk upstairs and tuck myself in, you know, but I like me at night. So he'll like put me to bed so that he could go to work. Like that's the that's like the schedule that we have. But to answer your question, I drive most of the time because I would rather have like my full focus with the kids in the car on the road. Right. And I'm also like,
Starting point is 00:41:03 I listen to the GPS and like, I'm very like, I'm a rule follower. Wait, who's the rule follower? I know, but who is the rule follower? You or Joe? Me. In what way? Does that even question me? Maybe those don't know. I'm I follow the rules.
Starting point is 00:41:23 No, he doesn't even understand what a rule is, John. And you don you don't either John you guys are not rule kind of guys. Let's be real. See when we first started the more I got to know you guys the more I saw how close we are to you both like I like you mean yeah like Joe is who I am in the future. Like a like you mean? Yeah like Joe is who I am in the future. It's kind of scary actually. This is John, this is your future bro. Here you go. Oh dang. We are very much alike, I noticed that.
Starting point is 00:41:54 No you guys are, you're funny. We're good people man, we're good men. You know what, you're the men, we're good husbands. You women should lick the ground. He says you women, I want to jump through the women. What do you want to say? The screen? What do you want to say you girls? I think I think that Melissa and I do just as much as you guys, but it's not the same type of work. No, we know we do a float
Starting point is 00:42:18 that you guys don't that goes unseen to your eyes. Like we're worried about different things than you guys are, you know what I mean? Does that make sense? Yeah, it makes perfect sense. It's lit, right? You guys are like some of the last guys left, I would say, that are like, you have those old school, like traditional values.
Starting point is 00:42:35 And John, you do too, cause how old are you, John? You're only what, 30 what? I always forget how old I am. I will be 37 in November. 37, yeah, and you very much so have that like old-school Italian Vibe to you you really do And there's not a lot of guys that are like in their 30s or even late 30s that have that anymore You know
Starting point is 00:42:57 So I think that's why you and Joe clicked instantly just because you have that and just right like the Italian side of like that Old-school vibe. We definitely have that I'm moving more away like the Italian side of like that old school vibe. We definitely have that. I'm moving more away from the Italian thing and into the Jewish world. These guys, the Jewish people take care of each other. They look out for each other. They love each other. They're hurting for business. No problem. Come here. So I think I'm going to convert and become Jewish. The Italians all want to screw each other, right? That's it. The Italians want to take what you got. It is kind of true. They see something. It's kind see something. Oh, you don't have to tell us. We know. We live it. They see a nice car or house. It's not his car. Forget it. He got everything. He put everything there. He's going to lose it.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Don't worry. Wait. That's how they tie his car. Don't worry. They're janked. They're putting it on him. He got the car because he got it from something. His dad, his mom. You know, they'll make some sure. Meanwhile, the Jewish people, they look out for each other. No problem. You need work. I got you. They give each other work. They lift each other up. I like this. You see, I like it too. Maybe we got to all convert to Judaism. I just converted to Catholicism. What the hell? Okay. Well, switching gears, John and Rachel, both of you, but John, let me ask you first. What are your thoughts?
Starting point is 00:44:09 Are you happy that you joined the Real Housewives of New Jersey? I think I know some of these answers. I just want to know, I want to know, honestly, because I know you can't say 100% either way. I know you're not going to sit here and say, oh my God, I hated it. I wish I never did it. I know you're not gonna sit here and say, Oh my god, I hated it. I wish I never did it. And I know you're not gonna say that was the best fucking thing ever. And I'm gonna say that either. So like, what are your true feelings? Like, what do you really feel about it? Yeah, tell us, John. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, obviously a good amount. But my buddy over there had painted the picture when I started. He just
Starting point is 00:44:43 didn't paint it as clear as it should have been maybe. Are you talking about Jill Gorga? Yes. What are you talking about? I'm confused. Yeah. Joey gave me a good heads up on things. Oh, like when we were joining the show, you mean?
Starting point is 00:44:53 But when I started, listen, it was fun. It was exciting. There's some perks to it, like little things that become cool. Like she's getting a bunch of maternity clothes. It's like, well, a lot of people reaching out. Lots of perks. That stuff is cool. But the way that I really don't like the way that they basically put the men down is I'm going to be straight. I think they put the men down. I think they're abusive towards men, our careers. And I'm here to support my wife. That's why I really came on this. So I'm on it now. You know, I feel like my name has been tarnished a little bit from something
Starting point is 00:45:27 I did when I was a juvenile, which makes zero sense to me. To answer the question. Well, I get it. You're answering it basically because it's like, it's a double and short because there's a lot of great perks and but I do, I agree with you though that the men usually do get the shit end of the stick like a lot of the time and you guys get you guys get dug into pretty hard, especially when there's wives like Rachel and I and there's other franchises I can mention to where if you're not giving them something right for them to come and hang you with they're going to go for your husband and figure out what he did so they can get you.
Starting point is 00:46:07 You know, so. Here's what happened this year. I was the only target left for them to go after. That's how I calculated it. But the men bring such a value to New Jersey Housewives and the Housewives franchise alone. You know, Joe has really spearheaded a lot of joy. A lot of men come up to me,
Starting point is 00:46:26 oh, thankfully we watch it, our wives made us, I'm so happy to see you guys and now they're into it. We just did an Italian feast. I can't tell you how many men came up to us and were just happy because literally your husbands were bringing joy to their face for years and now I joined and they're happy with me, but they like it and a lot of guys do get into it.
Starting point is 00:46:44 I just don't think the network embraces it the way it should be. Men do love watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey, our franchise more than any other franchise obviously because I think ours, our show is more about family, right? Than anything else. So you'll see our men the most, you'll see our kids the most. And I do think every, I mean, listen, Joe and I have been out working in these streets. We've been out there, we've been working, we've been doing a lot of appearances. And the men are there. And they're
Starting point is 00:47:11 all they like love you guys. They love to watch you guys. You guys are comedy. It's it's like, just like something they can relate to even with the family drama, like a little bit there. They're into it even with like the husband and wives when you have like a little husband and wife argument, men like to see that, cause men are kind of like, see, he feels like I feel like, you know, oh God. All men feel the same way.
Starting point is 00:47:35 But I also think too, like on specific to our franchise, like it's gotten so dark that thank God for the guys, because what light and airy and fun would there even had been without them, you know, so I feel like they also really helped balance our show out like in that camaraderie, like, kind of brings it all back home and like shows that like we are somewhat a group of friends. Right. I'm like, those relationships are authentic. You
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Starting point is 00:48:58 it's so stupid. And you know what I have to say, I'm actually proud of now watch this will freaking come out next week, but like that never has it ever once said Melissa Gorgas So that should be proof to Bravo and to everyone else that is definitely not me that talks to the and plant stories because never once has it ever said Melissa Gorka is staying ever. I just think that everyone like, I mean, even us really like everyone's so curious, like what's gonna happen and like how they're gonna play it and are they gonna reboot the whole show? Are they only going to keep a few of us or like what
Starting point is 00:49:37 it like? What are they gonna do that any little like nugget of information that people can grab on like, yeah, I know a ton of girls that have interviewed for the show, like a ton. Oh, yeah, tons. But like, they know less than I do. So it's like, you know, it's all just kind of like, they have to just see where the chips fall and I guess like figure it out, you know? Right.
Starting point is 00:49:56 I think you're purposely seeing rumors repurpose because two people have nothing to do in their day and they don't actually have a real life and they're just pushing and pushing and pushing to make it a day and they don't actually have a real life and they're just pushing and pushing and pushing to make the narrative because they haven't learned their lesson. Yeah, I just I just think it's so crazy. I'm like, just let it be like who is feeding these stories. So again, to my listeners out there, please know that the rumors are not true. They are all fugazi. They are not true. It's not real.
Starting point is 00:50:26 And like there's zero decision. I don't even think they're discussing the real housewives of New Jersey over at 30 Rock. They are not. So that's that. And I just think it's funny. Now we're talking about the show. I'm like, I have to throw this in here because it's so funny. Let's see how many more times we're gonna read that like a certain three it's kind of become like a hobby of mine like I think Jen Fessler had said that a while ago like it's like a hobby at first like guess what's gonna happen because now I like I enjoy going on
Starting point is 00:50:56 Bravo and cocktails and like reading the blind items just to see like what's floating out there to see who's reading it who's reading it yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Like I like to be like, Oh, so this is the rumor like this week. Oh, they got this this information. Yeah. Shout out to Bravo and cocktails. They're one of my favorites. They came on the everybody loves when they were on the podcast. So they were former guests once we love them. Some of these rumors are sad. You got one of the biggest political elections in history, and they're still pushing
Starting point is 00:51:24 housewife narrative. It's really crazy Oh my god, you know what? You're right. Are you talking about the Mendez brothers? Now they're an interesting family those men that's. They're very interesting. I'm obsessed. What murder are you talking about? No, I'm not talking about a murder. I'm talking about presidential history over here. We're going, this is the election. You had an election in less than a month.
Starting point is 00:51:55 Oh my God. I thought I heard, I thought I heard murder. Did you say the word murder? I did not say murder, but let's talk about the Mendez brothers. Okay, anytime, anything you want to murder, but let's talk about the Mendez Brothers. Okay, anytime Anything you want to say just let me hear it. I mean these guys are about to get so much action and on Netflix They're gonna remake their documentary. They're gonna think they're getting out. Do you think they're getting out on manslaughter?
Starting point is 00:52:15 Wait, can I ask you by something a question? No, I do in this crazy world Wait, what what like reincarnated there because I watched their story on Dateline or 2020 like years ago. And then all of a sudden it all came but what like made this all come back to the surface? Um, I think the doc, I think the show like the Netflix, the Netflix show that came out just made us all watch it again. But I know Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian,
Starting point is 00:52:42 some things. Yeah, I think it was the Kim Kardashian that she went in there and was like making it a thing again. I mean, they did serve 35 years. It's a long time. A long time. It's a point that I've been alive. And listen, regardless of whatever they did, they were abused in a way. So I don't know, I think they served their time, right? I'm going to go with I think they've served their time
Starting point is 00:53:06 because if you compare things that people and how long they've been in jail, if they were abused, and now that there's proof that they were abused, I don't know, I think they're gonna be released. That's wanna place bets? Anyone wanna place a bet, Joe? Are they gonna get released? I think they're gonna get released.
Starting point is 00:53:23 I say yes. Rachel, what's your thought? Now Diddy, Diddy's screwed. Oh wow, that's a whole nother. Oh my God, I can't even get in. I stay up late on the late night TikTok scroll and I'm on Diddy Talk. Yeah, that's just depressing.
Starting point is 00:53:37 That is just depressing when I read about that. It's like such a let down. I'm so mad about all of that. So I can't. No, but like we need to like stop supporting these people too, like ew. Oh yeah. All right, well about all that. So I can't like we need to like stop supporting these people to like, Oh, yeah. All right. Well, we all placed our bets. We all think that when that trial comes that, that they're gonna be let go. So let's see who wins. And
Starting point is 00:53:54 if they do get like, I mean, they're gonna have more Netflix, they're gonna get wait, everybody, I'll be honest, how much money they're gonna make? Who gives a shit? I'm just lost 35 years of your life. I know, that's true. You know, I mean, that's crazy. They both got married in there. I think that's the most shocking part of it all.
Starting point is 00:54:13 That's nuts. But it's like what happened to Gypsy Rose, like she got out, right? And then she had this whole life, right? It's the same thing. Yeah. It's like the roller coaster, like post time. What happens if they come out of jail, right? And they married these women because they were in there and they come out like shit
Starting point is 00:54:30 Look, look what's out here and they get divorced Married him while he had nothing and he was behind bars and she couldn't have sex with him and he gets out And he starts, you know smelling the perfume everywhere and he's like gotta go oh my god. There's gonna be women throwing themselves oh my god. I know they are gonna throw themselves at you. They're gonna make a lot of money though guys they're gonna remake a lot of documentary they're gonna make money.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Did you watch Secret Lives of Mormon? I only watched like a couple I thought I was gonna love it and then it got too like, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh for me. I was like, ooh, I actually don't know if I wanna keep watching this. There's so much tea going on right now. I know.
Starting point is 00:55:14 So this is one of our relationship things that you brought up earlier. We don't watch the same thing here. She's got her stuff, I got my stuff. Oh really, you guys do watch TV together at night or no? Not really? No, I watch gangster stuff. Really? You guys do watch TV together at night or no? Not really? No, I watch gangster stuff or sex, drugs. I watch, I watch Hocus Pocus.
Starting point is 00:55:30 Hocus Pocus. He goes, I watch for sex, drugs, rock and roll. I can't, I can't like, you know what it is? He like, I don't know. I can't compartmentalize. So when I watch something, it's all encompassing to me. So like if I'm watching something scary, I carry that anxiety with me for days.
Starting point is 00:55:50 Like I'm just anxious. So I haven't done that in so long, Rachel. The Mendez brothers did that to me. I was on well, on well. See, I can't. Asher, Joe, what do I walk around singing all day? You can sing it. Do you know how to sing it? Yeah. Stupid song.
Starting point is 00:56:08 All day long, all day long. Let's hear it. I'm like dimes dimes motherfucking dimes. But what else do I sing? I sing Milly Vanilli all day long, all day long. Milly Vanilli in the shower. I hear in the shower dimes dimes. I'm like, why don't she call for my husband's penis, penis, penis.
Starting point is 00:56:29 I mean, fuck. God. Dimes, dimes, I'm like, listen, I think she's calling me. I'm like, what is she saying? Mother fucking dimes, best part of the movie. Come in this bathroom and motherfucking me. Oh my God. Wouldn't that be nice? Do you guys watch stuff together? Do you guys watch the same things?
Starting point is 00:56:48 Um, he has no choice. Yes, we watch TV together because Joe's not like I'm the best husband. I am so he falls asleep three minutes in. I am eat. Believe it or not. I'm the easiest guy ever made. I'm so nice. Even as a partner very easy going. All right, so let's talk about glam studios guys before I let you guys go because I cannot believe I've had you on for almost an hour already. But glam studios we got so many questions. Everybody was asking us about it. People are confused. A lot of people are like, what is this business?
Starting point is 00:57:26 What are we doing? So why don't you take it away guys? Tell them what we're doing here. You just grab it the best, go ahead. No, go ahead. So basically, glam is basically sweets that people in the beauty industry can rent out. Obviously, if you're a hairdresser, you can get a suite.
Starting point is 00:57:42 If you do makeup, you grab a suite. But a lot of people don't want to work for anybody anymore. So they want to be entrepreneurs. So we'd give them the space to come work underneath us. Right. So basically, guys, we are going in on this business together and we would be like their landlords in a way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:02 And it's not only hairdressers. If you do nails, if you do Botox, if you're a chiropractor. If you want your own little space, this is what you can do. You can come in and rent your own space, your own room. There's different sizes. It's very well known in the hair world. A lot of girls don't want to work in a big salon. They want to make their own hours.
Starting point is 00:58:26 They want to have their own space. So you rent a studio. Well, look at these girls. They're getting a cut in their business. Very, very little money. So they're bringing in, your clients are going to see whoever, let's say it's Susan. All the clients are going to see Susan and she's given most of the money to the salon. Right.
Starting point is 00:58:46 So take the clients to yourself, and you're going to make 10 times the money and work for yourself, your own hours, and be an entrepreneur. That's it. Right. So that's what we all did. We designed a studio space that's beautiful. It's in Norwood, New Jersey. So if anyone out there is looking to be their own boss,
Starting point is 00:59:06 get out there and rent a studio space and wants to come through and see it, please follow Glam Studios New Jersey. You can DM them and they will get back to you so that you can make an appointment. It's just about finished. You guys could come through and pick your space and actually pick your room before it's even done, which would probably be the best scenario for everyone.
Starting point is 00:59:27 I'll be honest with you, it's very inexpensive. When you find it- Very inexpensive. Yes. It's affordable. It's very, very affordable. You're going to see it, you're going to be like, wow. Let's say you're putting in 80 hours, 60 hours, 50 hours, you're going to work half the hours
Starting point is 00:59:45 and make more money, guaranteed. Yeah. And there's also an option. So say you want to go in on this with a partner, the two of you can rent it and pick your hours. You're there from nine to five, someone else works from five to 10, like totally up to you, however you want to do it. But you know, guys, take it from me. It's great to be your own boss.
Starting point is 01:00:03 So if anyone is looking, make sure you guys check out Glam Studios New Jersey. And also do not forget to follow this podcast on display with MG John, Rachel, Joe. Thank you guys so much for coming on today. I knew this was going to be a fun one with the four of us. I love you all so much. Rachel, good luck with the pregnancy. All of my listeners. You're welcome. All my listeners wish you well and they all wanted to tell you that. They all said to tell Rachel,
Starting point is 01:00:32 we wish her well, we hope she feels good and you guys are going to be the best parents because you're already such great parents. Thank you. And we'll see you guys soon. Sounds good. Thanks for having us. Ciao. Love you both. We'll see you. Ciao ciao. This summer, Pluto TV is exploding with thousands of free movies. Summer of cinema is here. Feel the explosive action all summer long with movies like Gladiator, Mission Impossible,
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