On Display with Melissa Gorga - REWIND: Ghouls and Gorgas (w/ Joe Gorga)
Episode Date: October 31, 2024It's a special Halloween episode as Melissa has Joe back on the show to talk about the three (very different) types of Halloween costumes, their favorite scary movies, and their least favorite Hallowe...en candies. Melissa also talks about her love of Fall, which sparks the question: "Who is really in charge of Daylight Savings Time?" This week's sponsors: GDefy Shoes - Ultimate Comfort and Relief: www.GDefy.com , promo code: Melissa ($20 off orders of $100 or more!) Jack Black - #1 Men's Body Care Brand: www.GetJackBlack.com/MELISSA (10% off your order) PlutoTV - Free Streaming TV: www.Pluto.TV
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Speaking of skeletons, isn't it so funny?
Don't you always think that they're like a man?
Like do you ever look at a skeleton and say like, oh, it's a female.
It's just like you always associate a skeleton or a skeleton costume with a man. Hi guys, welcome to on display with Melissa Gorgia.
We were scared.
It's about to be Halloween.
Was that scary Joe?
That was my Halloween.
I'm waiting for you to introduce me.
That's what I'm waiting for.
Oh, stop.
You usually just introduce yourself on
We're very close to Halloween. I got Joe Gorga with me for this fun little episode
Say hi to the people
Listeners, let's give our best
What happened to like remember my sisters did this once like they cut holes in sheets and like
Where's all the old school fun for Halloween, right?
When you cut a hole for your eyes and your nose and your mouth and you walked around
and like collected candy with a sheet.
Yeah, I remember when I was my sisters literally did that.
I remember seeing that being like a five year old watching my sisters do that because they
were probably 15 and 17.
And that's how they did it.
Yeah, it was different back then.
Now it's you know, everybody's it's different different world
They always got money, but they order in all these Amazon costumes
Back then it was nothing. You know what I wore my sister's clothes
Yeah, you love to dress up as a girl
It is questionable like because you you love to do that like maybe I don't know what's happening
I just like to make people laugh and no but like even when we were on the show,
you dressed up as Snooki.
That's right.
The first year we're on the Real Housewives of New Jersey,
we go to Halloween thing and Joe puts on a girl costume.
I'm like, talk about being secure in life.
He puts a wig on, a leopard dress.
Little, tiny little leopard dress.
My ass was hanging out.
I was so embarrassed.
I'm like, I am not kissing you.
I have zero desire to kiss you.
She kissed.
She kissed.
No, I didn't.
I told you to take everything off.
When I took my thong off, I took the dress off.
I even wore a thong.
I don't like it.
I don't like when you do.
I'm not into when they do all these things.
You gotta have fun in life, man.
You gotta have fun.
I like to make people laugh.
People are gonna think you legit do that.
It sounds like-
My dad used to have a kick.
Every Halloween, I'd come down with a dress on and-
You always dressed as a girl?
Always, because I'd go out with my friends
and all my friends and it was great.
It was fun.
I had fun. Oh my God.
I like to have fun a lot.
Most people want it to be an excuse to be sexy or hot,
or put on that hot little-
I'm always sexy, you know?
And you wanna put a frickin dress on.
I'm always sexy. I can't help it. I get up in the morning. I just I brush my teeth and I'm sexy.
Oh Jesus. It's so easy. I don't even put no makeup on. I don't gotta get a blow out my nails. None of
that shit. I just wake up, brush my teeth and here I am. All right. Yeah you guys are lucky.
Let's talk about the fact that we have a huge Halloween party every year.
We're not doing it this year because of a lot of filming going on and oh, it's too much.
I'm exhausted.
I threw a lot of parties this past two months.
Let's just say that between the envy fashion show and there's just been like so many events
that I was completely exhausted and my friends
get so disappointed.
They're lost.
They get mad without our party.
We have thrown like the Gorgah Halloween party for like so many years in a row.
And then once we sold our Montville house and we moved and we were in a rental last
year and now we're in the new house and everyone's like, all right, like let's go.
And we're like letting them down I feel like we got you know you come up
you pull up to the house and we got people out there scaring you it's like a
big walk it's it's almost like walking through a haunted house then you come to
the party and it's party time yeah everyone's crawling out I mean when I
tell you they're crawling they people that don't even drink, like professional doctors come in, no, no, no.
By the end of the night, they're just doing the worm.
You know what, I get pissed at that though, Joe.
I get pissed at that.
So Joe, like everyone gets so alcoholed up
and has such a good time that like it'll be 11 p.m.
and people are dropping like flies
and it's like they're going home.
And I'm like, what?
Like I wanted this party to go on,
I planned this party forever
I want to go to one in one o'clock in the morning by 11. They're like alright calling the uber because they're dying
I'm like the party started at 8 like this and they call you the next day or two days later because they had a hangover
They said we had the best time I've ever had in my life
They do they always do and everyone's so disappointed and all our friends like turn it up. I do too. I go crazy
I always did my kids Halloween costumes were always like a plus plus like I never did like I always
Custom had him custom done found the best of the best. I would search the internet
I used to start looking for Antonia's Halloween costume in July
Literally July and had it made and like did all the things that was some of the best. I really loved dressing her
up. Do you miss that? Do you miss dressing the kids up and
the cuteness like when Nick boys got to put on their costumes
and they would run around like thought they were really that
person like, yeah, so cute. I miss that.
What's it said? You know, you look at these pictures when
they were younger, and it's just different now. And now they just
dress up my son just, you know, when my at these pictures when they were younger and it's just different now and now they just dress up my son
Just you know when my son just wore the other. Oh, no, please don't tell my son
He showed us what he's gonna wear to the party this weekend 16 years old. No, should we even say this? Of course?
We're gonna say bad. I was in shock because he Gino is just real quick before you tell this costume
Gino is not even this kid. He's like a shy out of
all of my children. Gino's not like shy, just respectful. He's very respectful. He's not
like a look at me kind of kid. He's very respectful. The teachers tell me the moms like he's known
to be a nice boy. Yeah. And like he comes down the stairs the other night and he had
a scarecrow. No, it wasn't a scarecrow.
It was a skeleton, skeleton, skeleton, alphanon.
Right. And with a big penis.
But the penis is sticking straight out.
The penis has got a boner and he's got a hand pump.
So you push the pump and it goes up and down, up and down.
And it's black and white, just like there.
And it looks like bones, but it literally flops.
And he walked and I almost fell over because it is so unlike and most like you're not gonna wear that
He's like, you're my all my friends. We all got matching. That's so great. This is ridiculous. It's fun. It's fun
See, you know, and this is now your 16 year old doing that. It's what happens before you
Dress him up and like little outfits and
Penises and stuff so I couldn't believe it.
I was so in shock that that's what he's going to wear this weekend.
I'm going to wear it out with you tonight.
Speaking of skeletons, isn't it so funny?
Don't you always think that they're like a man when you see a skeleton?
Like do you ever look at a skeleton and say like, oh, it's a female.
It's just like you always associate a skeleton
or a skeleton costume with a man, right?
Isn't that just like weird?
Because then, you know, you would think
that the penis has a bone in it, but, right?
What?
I'm not talking about penises.
I'm just saying, if you assume it's a man,
but doesn't, is the penis have a bone?
No, it just does, like you don't see any boops.
Or does it, or is it just muscle?
Is it a muscle? I don't know. Is there part bone in it? I see any boobs. It doesn't it was just muscle. Is it a muscle?
I don't know is there a part bone in it. I don't know. I don't know. They call it a boner. I don't I have no idea
It's kind of just weird you just associate seeing a skeleton with like it's a guy
It's a man like you never look at a skeleton and think like
I don't know. Why do you think that is like because you don't see the boobies like, you know, there's no hair like what is it?
I don't know. Is it weird? Yeah know yeah it's weird it's a weird thing anyway I just I
want to put on a good you know what to do this year well I want to put a scary
movie on on Halloween that's what I want to do what's your favorite scary movie
oh my god I have mine I have two that I grew up on that I'm like a still scared
than shake when they I liked all the Friday the 13th that was you
Yeah, that was me. So I wasn't a big shit out of me. Did it? Oh my god. I wasn't a big Friday the 13th
That's Jason with the like that at the axe and mask and all that. I was a Freddy Krueger and
Poltergeist like now I'm dating myself a little bit like
Poltergeist is
Like the scariest shit. It's more like the TV just turns fuzzy when you're watching it
It's that guy that would come around
Carolyn
Carolyn
Don't look in the mirror Carolyn
See, I just got the chills like I literally know Joe. I swear now
I think the guy is gonna walk around tonight outside our house like Oh, see I just got the chills like I literally know Joe I swear now
I think the guy's gonna walk around tonight outside our house like
freaky
shit Carol Anne Carol Anne
Coming to the TV Carol Anne. Oh my god. Oh my god. Don't look at my arms
The hair is standing up on my arms. I swear to God. There is nothing scarier than poltergeist guys
You got it. You got it. You got it
You got it like DM me and let me know come on if you know you know there is
Nothing more scary than poltergeist the little blonde girl. She walked around in her little red pajamas. She had blonde hair. Oh
I remember that come on
On the TVs would turn fuzzy and like that guy look like he looked like a skeleton a walking skeleton
He put the big hat on his head. Hello, Caroline
Come to the other side and like they would jump in the pool and the pool would turn into frickin muck
Oh red. No, oh my blood. No, it was the scariest shit on earth
Like if I ever showed that to my children, I think they would never sleep in their own rooms again
It's like some scary shit and Freddy Krueger with his freaking knives on his hands like that's good scary
Come on. He just ran through the forest with a damn. He didn't scare me as much for some reason. Okay, let's put it on
Let's see if it doesn't scare you. Oh, and then I love like the I just love the good old like Halloween movies
Like, you know, just the fun ones like the Charlie Brown one
That's like and then the witches one with Sarah Jessica Parker and Bette Midler. Oh my god. I love that one
I love like the cute the cute movies, too
But I feel like Halloween's like a thing I always decorate my house really cute for Halloween. I love Halloween
You do so guys if you're all going out for Halloween, I hope you're
having an awesome Halloween. Joe, what's your favorite costume that you ever wore for Halloween?
Like what sticks out to you the most? A dress. Come on. A dress. What? I have dressed you up in
like amazing... What about when I was a mermaid and you were the merman? That was a sick thing.
Okay, that was good. What about when I was Little Red R you were the merman that was a sick Okay, that was good. What about when I was little ready anybody laugh
I mean you want to put a damn dress on like what about when I was Red Riding Hood and you were the big bad wolf
That was so cool
What about we were like the circus conductors?
I was okay. Oh my god to put a thong on put a dress
I was okay. That was okay. Oh my god. I like to put a thong on put a dress
No, no, I just like to let people laugh. It's funny. I walk into the room. It's
You're making people laugh. That's what that's what excites me. That's funny Well, you know my friends are grabbing my ass to try to grab my boobs
Well, here's the thing is do you like it better when a costume is like funny, scary
or sexy? I feel like there's three types of costumes. You walk in, it's like the foot,
you start dying laughing. It's either that it's actually a super scary or an artistic,
which I love. Or you got the girls like, whoop, I get to dress like a hoe tonight. I like
the home they come. Yeah. Okay. I like to see the girls dress as hoes. That's the night they
can all be hoes. I mean, it wears a crazy shit. You're like,
Oh my god, where did you come from? Excuse to dress like a
ho. Yep. So those are my favorite. What about wait, wait,
all the girls that want to do that keep doing it. You look
amazing. What about when we were Barbie and Ken before it was even cool
To be Barbie and Ken I had a we looked great that year to me a year or two ago
We did that and like this year. I feel like everyone's gonna be Barbie and Ken, but we did it
We did it first this Barbie and Ken thing is crazy
Awesome that movie that we've never seen by the way. I think we do need to watch the movie
We're not really dressing up this year, right? I know what it's we're tired. We're working. I would have threw it a party
I would have throw a big party
I would you know what I bet a big I bet a big costumes gonna be this year
Well, I bet you a lot of people are gonna be Taylor Swift and Travis
Taylor's
Thing she goes to an NFL game and it's like the world Taylor Swift and Travis. Come on. That Taylor Swift, bro. Yo, that girl. That is a thing, boy.
She goes to an NFL game.
And it's like the world.
And everyone is talking about her.
That's beast.
That's a beast right there.
That is power.
Yes.
Power.
Like is that some like Illuminati?
Like that is like. That's insane.
That is some power.
Yup. That is crazy.
All the girls, she goes to a football game.
It's like we had, like it's world changing. Yeah. That is all the girls. I got to give it goes to a football game. It's like we had like it's it's world changing.
Yeah.
And everybody's like, oh, she's trying to advertise for the NFL.
She's trying to get on for the halftime show.
She don't have to do anything.
You don't even need to work her ass off that halftime show.
She's ruling the whole NFL right now without even having to put a routine together or break a leg, like break a sweat.
She gave the NFL so much free advertisement. She's, let me tell you something. I bow down to her Taylor Swift. You got it girl. You got it going on.
That is what we call power girlfriend.
You imagine that. You got all that power. And she, you know what? I'm not like a, I'm not a Swiftie, but I will say, and she seems like a very humble, nice,
down to earth girl, which is like, you know, you got to give her credit.
Where credit's due.
I love a powerful person that is humble and sweet.
That's what I adore.
That is a, that is a mega star.
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You know, I've met, like, and I've said,
like one of the megastars,
I've met a couple mega mega stars in
my game. But one that I do mean I know he's been in the news the past couple weeks. I
did meet Will Smith and let me tell you like when I say the sweetest nicest kindest man
and I know all this stuff's going on with like Jada and like you know I think I think
Jada no I just think she's saying too much, like, you know, and I know this has been going on, but like, she just
like, come on, man, leave him alone. You don't want to talk about this stuff. It's so clear.
But just I just want to tell a quick story about how I met Will Smith. I was at the MTV
movie award, not movie awards, MTV video music awards. And we took member Joe, we went that year and we took my two sisters
with us, we had extra tickets. We took my sisters as guests. My
sister Lisa obsessed with him. We're literally leave exiting
the building when it's over. He's walking right in front of
us. Literally, he's Will Smith in front of us. We're walking
out of the building right behind him. And my sister's literally
having a panic attack. And I'm squeezing her hand going, no.
Like she's my guest and like, you know, we need to play cool.
We're not jumping on the celebs
that we're walking next to.
Like you need to be cool.
Let's go be cool.
And she's like, no, no Melissa.
I'm gonna say hi to Will Smith.
I'm like, Lisa, no, don't say hi Lisa.
She totally like totally disregards what I'm saying.
Let's go with my hand, walks right up to Will Smith.
She's like, well, I love you.
I love you Will, you're everything.
You're the best human on earth.
Like she literally like bows down to him
and he embraced her.
He didn't know who the hell she was
from a hole in the wall.
He stopped what he was doing.
He didn't move.
He talked to her for 10 minutes. He I looked at my
like, thank you so much. This is my sister. Thank you for he was
the kindest. He was just the kindest thing. He really was.
And I know the whole thing happened in the punch and the
Chris Rock thing. And I'm not saying I totally agree with that
either. I don't but like, I'm just saying to meet him in
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Would you go out there and talk about me like this? I don't know it depends what you did to me son of a bitch
Really? Yeah, did you cheat?
Wow, I'm learning something now
Never told me with with Jada
It sounds like whatever kind of marriage they had and everything through her entanglement and all that like
anything that they had they agreed upon. Right. They had an
agreement as a husband and a wife possibly. And he doesn't
he's a private guy. He doesn't want to talk about it. So I
don't get why she's now discussing it all. It kind of
feels like it a little bit but and I think people are upset
with her. There's a lot of people like not happy that she's doing that.
I'm upset with her.
You don't do that.
I'm sorry.
I think I can feel him and we obviously-
They have children together, correct?
They do, yes.
Yeah.
And you know, there's always been rumors that he might be this or they might have this type
of relationship or this, and who knows, but you know what?
You could see from like when that stuff happened with Chris Rock, maybe he doesn't it isn't so easy and he is maybe was going through something and he there is
stress in people's lives right and he acted out and he got frustrated and little like
I've seen it happen to all of us.
It's like you know the littlest thing sets you off and you do something that you should
have never done and don't want to do but long story short we're always rooting for you well
like I always say that because he's I do believe he's a good guy
Deeply, he's a good guy guy a lot of pressure. He deals with a lot
We don't really know and people sometimes go through the little breaking points. That's right. No, I know I know
I mean, I love
Chris Ross and I never want to see him get punched in the face again. I love him as long as you're not evil
You know right? No, right? You're going through something. You're going through something. Yeah, so
So that's that's our house. That's our little
Wait can we just talk about we're gonna talk about divorce right now. I'm saying no what they're doing you can't talk about
No, I mean, it's not it's not you know what you're gonna do. You're gonna get on a press. Oh my god
I love them so much. It was so amazing
Now he left me. Yeah, you're gonna leave me
Yeah, yeah, well speaking of Halloween and all this stuff. Let's talk about the fall weather for a second
Can I just discuss this guys? This is what's so funny?
I don't know what part of the
country you're in. But if you're on the East Coast, and especially
New York, New Jersey, it literally starts to get dark
here at like 430pm. And I am such a different person. And I
have such a different vibe.
And you know, they were going to change that they were supposed
to change. No, I actually don't think they're going to do the
clock thing this year. they're they're doing the
clock thing they they're they're sticking to it they were gonna late
savings they were gonna change that and they were gonna do no they were gonna
keep it as is and not turn the clocks back I actually don't know are they
gonna do it this year or not I mean who the fuck decides that anyway I know
where you like who like I mean what the fuck is good anyway? I know who's like the boss of- Like what the fuck is good?
I mean that is a really good question. Who decides like we're gonna change the clocks of the world?
Whose job is that? Is the real question.
Really like who the fuck is that? Who's got that job?
I mean that's a fucking- you're a powerful son of a bitch.
And I'm like, we're not gonna do it this year.
You wanna talk about Taylor Swift. Who's in charge of deciding whether the world is going to?
I want that job.
I want that. I want.
And I wonder what they get paid.
I mean, shit, you know, because if that if I had that job,
oh, my God, there'll be all kinds of shit.
I'll be having it be getting dark.
You know, dark will be happen to like 12 o'clock at night.
You know, we would have a good time.
A good long work day.
Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.
We'll be living it.
I really don't know who's in charge of daylight savings.
I think we should Google that because that is a really important question
and that that's a really important person also who gets to make that.
Like, how did you like?
I'm going to college to do that.. Like how did you like, I'm going to college to do that.
Like how did you get that job?
I know.
Who the fuck was your daddy?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, that's pretty interesting.
But anyway, let's just explain how different we are in the fall, right?
And I'm sure so many people can relate to this.
Like I literally come home from work, whatever I'm doing,
whether it's filming,
or if I was at Envy all day,
or if I'm just running around,
whatever it is I'm doing that day.
If I come home in the fall at five,
it's pajama time.
Like legit, take a shower, take the makeup off,
the sweats and pajamas are on by like 5.30.
I am cooking dinner by like six,
and we are on the couch by like-
At a shape.
Not, I'm not at of shape speak for yourself.
I'm saying you don't really work at Mike boy.
You're about to be magic Mike.
You better get in shape.
Two more but like tomorrow I'm getting up five 30 in the
morning and I'm going to work out every day.
I'm going to do it. That's it.
I'm going to just go for it.
Why do you have to do it in the morning?
Like it goes on never do it then.
I don't know what's happening.
Sometimes you go to John Fuda's house like 5 a.m.
It's the fall.
What happens in the fall, you just don't do it.
I know.
I mean. It's just different timing.
Do you know guys, isn't it funny,
you even wanna like cook different.
It's just a different vibe.
Like in the summer, I'm sitting outside at the Shore House
till nine o'clock at night, fully dressed.
It could be like 830
I'm like, where do you want to go to dinner? Where should we go? Let's go out. Let's go here
Here I am in bed at like people in LA. No don't know what you're talking about
Yeah, they might Florida don't know you know, that might be true. Imagine that all year round
We saw you guys you guys out in Florida and LA
I do wonder like do you not have that like the cozy time in the
winter where you go in the house at five o'clock and you want to put your pajamas on and make
soup like I wonder I don't think they do that I'd be honest you listen I like I like the change of
seasons but I if I have the pick now I think I would just like it sunny all year round no not
me then you need to move to Florida yeah I do I know I die for the change of season. I'm watching all the leaves fall right now guys
It's so gorgeous in the backyard. I hate getting up in the morning leaving and it's freezing out. That's it
That's it. You got to get in your car. Oh, I hate I actually only like so I love October. I love September
I love October. I love November because it's Christmas shopping. I love December because it's Christmas. I
Absolutely hate in New Jersey in the East Coast January February and March
They are the worst months is where we book the most amount of vacations. I would say it's cold. It's dreary
There's nothing going on. We eat a lot and like also football ends, right? So
it's usually like the Super Bowl is in the beginning of February. So like the whole months
of February and March are actually still cold, even though my birthday is the first day of
spring, March 21st, and it's still not warm. Like it's just not. So I would say January,
February, March are like grueling here.
Terrible.
Terrible.
I'm get the hell out of this.
Guys, I feel bad for people in Florida and LA and all these states that like, you don't
know what it's like to be like, okay, also, it's cozy time.
It's time to put on like, my pajamas are on right now, Joe.
Like that's the deal.
Like they go on at 530 in the winter and then even the fall and I start cooking different, right?
Don't I start cooking a lot more? Yes. I want to make pasta on Sundays
I want to make all the soups like my dinners change. I don't I don't grill anymore. It's like real
Shit right now man. I gotta get into the gym. Oh my god guys
We mentioned this last week, but Joe next week is going to be Magic Mike at BravoCon.
We leave in a couple days for BravoCon.
We're very excited about that.
How do you feel about going to Vegas, Joe Gorga?
What are you feeling?
I love Vegas.
I can't wait.
There's going to be so many Bravo Leopardies guys in one place.
First of all, we're all in the same hotel, which we won't say the name of it, which I'm
sure that it'll be swarmed every day, but like literally it's like gonna be every Bravo
Liberty from every show, not just How's Wives in Vegas.
Like I heard there's also, oh, there's also a Giants versus like the LA or
whatever that is.
What's the Raiders?
Raiders.
Yes.
So the Giants versus the Raiders are out there that weekend too.
It's going to be a crazy, if you're in Vegas for this next coming up weekend. Woo we buckle up because it's gonna be
they I just got called I might do a comedy show Sunday. Sunday we have a flight home on Sunday. Are we leaving Sunday? Yeah. If I you know maybe if we get the show. We're staying. You're good, bro. You're good. You're good. Let's go home. Let's go home. Let's wrap it up.
After you do Magic Mike and all of them.
We're leaving Sunday.
On a red eye.
On a red eye.
Yeah.
Now that you want to tell people our schedule.
There you go.
We're leaving.
I love red eyes.
I love red eyes.
You hang out all day.
You fly at night while you're sleeping.
You land in the morning.
Amazing.
I do, too.
We do that when we go to LA, Vegas, Italy,
it's always a nice little red eye.
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So trick or treats coming.
Tell me your favorite candy.
What are we stealing?
Isn't it funny guys?
How you're how you steal the candy like you can't wait for your kids to get on once your
kids I don't know if you have babies but once your kids turn into like elementary school
they come home with pounds of candy
and we savage mode go through it, right?
My kids don't like-
They hide it in their room too.
No, no, no. They don't like what I like.
So I get all their chocolates, the Snickers.
I don't like what you like.
Mr. Goodbar, love Mr. Goodbar.
Me and you are so opposite when it comes to candy.
Almond Joy, yeah, you like the candy.
You like the sweet tarts.
Yes.
So I want like, give me the blow pops
and the sweet tarts and the Skittles and the sals,
all the colorful shit.
Joe's like, give me the peanut brittle,
the crunchy this, the peanut that, the chocolate.
And my kids are like her.
They all like the candy like her
because that's what she taught them when. Sugar, sugar, sugar. Yeah, she gave them all that. So now I take all the chocolate and my kids are like her they all like the candy like her because that's what she taught him when sugar sugar sugar she gave him all that so now I I take all
the chocolate mr. good boy is my weakness oh you are amazing you just you eat in general
very different than I do I feel like you're just more of like a I don't know you just
eat heavier than me what the hell no just like your favorite things. Like you like like sausage. I got a beast. I got a beast to feed.
No, I feel like his name's Tarzan. Let's just debate on
this for one second since it's Halloween weekend coming up.
What is like the worst candy out there? What would you say is
like the worst candy? The worst candy? Yeah, like what's like
goes down is what's the best? Like what's the best candy? I
know what the best is the chocolate bars. What do you mean? Mr. Goodbar?
That's that's not a very common candy
I would say if we had to vote on the world had to vote on what is the best candy in America?
I feel like everyone would say it's good. No a tootsie roll. All right, that sucks
It's eros are like the most popular thing ever. It's cheap. That's why they just everybody just got them and they just throw them out.
Nobody eats tootsie rolls.
It's a tootsie roll.
I love a freaking tootsie roll stuck in your teeth.
I love taffy.
I love tootsie rolls.
Oh, taffy sucks, too.
Oh, I like all the gooey, gummy, chewy things.
Yeah. You like all that stuff gets stuck in your teeth.
And you know what a good movie is this time of year, too, even though it's not
Halloween, Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
Like that's a cute movie.
You love that movie.
It's my favorite movie.
Did I ever make you watch it?
Yeah, of course.
It's so great.
Not the, not the new one.
The original is like the bomb.com.
Like there is nothing like the original.
Like just nothing.
I'm sad that my kids don't watch movies and that they don't really know.
These kids don't watch anything. They don don't really know these kids don't watch anything
They don't even put my daughter never put a TV on in her room ever. Isn't that something? What what is this world?
No, I don't even know why they have beautiful TVs in the rooms
They've never turned them on like we must save a lot of power all like power and light
It was good saved so much from think about we were growing up
We walked in our rooms and we never turned off the TV. I was like, you know, whatever facts of life 90210 the whole thing like you
Melrose place, you know, it sucks to remember those, remember those, those wax things that
you would bite and then you get the juice. Oh, I hate those. Those are disgusting. Remember
those things are those wax soda bottles. Yeah. you like bite them and some stupid ass juice comes out
candy corn was good yeah candy corn's the bomb still um then there's like the old people candy
that they give you it's like the little red it looks like a little strawberry or something with
like the green top those are the worst what about i like the ones that you put in your mouth and it
oh the pops are good i like to throw a whole bunch in my mouth.
Do you like black licorice or do you like red licorice?
Ugh, black is terrible.
I know.
See, I don't like it either.
My mother loves it.
Oh, horrible.
You're making me want to go eat candy.
Pop rocks.
That's what they're called.
Pop rocks.
Yeah, they're awesome.
Love those.
Yeah.
Those are awesome.
Okay, Milky Way or Snickers? Snickers. Yeah, because you gotta have nuts. He
loves nuts. Anyway, guys, next week is Bravo Con. Are you last
year? Wait, so last year, the Jersey girls, which this is
never fun. The Jersey girls get like split panels, which we
won't dive into or comment on, but like they get split panels.
And I, I, I'm like, I feel sad.
Like I love how the other ones all get to like, you know, there's always drama on
every show, but at least they all get to like stand together as a solid cast.
You know, I watched, I watched through social media.
I watched Tamra with the OC.
They did, they did, um, what do you call that reunion?
Yeah.
And she was going off and they were fighting like crazy. The OC, they did, they did, what do you call that, reunion? Yeah.
And she was going off and they were fighting like crazy.
She even told Andy to go fuck himself.
Really?
Or she told him to shut the fuck up,
excuse my language, she did.
Wait, did this air?
I don't know.
I think it aired and she went like,
paws to the wall and when they wrapped, they showed this.
I saw it on social media, you know, man, I don't see a lot of
things. But but when they all wrapped, she high fived
everybody.
Tamara Yeah, and they all ran out. And I think they all
hung out, which was pretty cool. That is pretty cool. But they
were like, when I tell you they were going out each other.
Right? Because if it's something you can come back from, you
know, it's okay to disagree, right?
And to say, you're a bitch and you're ba-ba-ba-ba.
But when you go for the jugular,
and it's very hard to come back together as a cast
when it's something that's unforgivable.
That's where it gets a little tricky
in the Housewives world, which we won't really get into.
But our, this, we're going, speaking of BravoCon,
we are on a panel.
She did tell Andy to go fuck himself did she really she does shut shut the fuck
up something like that yeah wow you didn't hear about that no but for so
long do you know I actually so it's funny I have a couple plans at Bravo con
like outside of doing Bravo con things I I think Erin and I from the you know the
New York girl love her her and her husband we're gonna do dinner
with them. I think Lisa Barlow and I have some plans to do
dinner from Salt Lake City. Tamara actually wants to meet
up for drinks. So we'll see her. I love her hubby too. He's such
a sweetheart. So yeah, it's like it's Bravo con is fun.
Because people that want to meet to really who do you want to meet?
You know, we're doing a panel. It's always you
You always got to make the plans. It's always the way you make the plan. Did you ask me?
Okay, who who would you like to hang out with?
I'll let you know I will let you know which BravoLiberty is on your list that you want me to reach out
And I will make a plan with them. Tell me who no now you have to answer the question
Which BravoLiberty do you want to hang out with at BravoCon? Go ahead and I will make a plan with them. Tell me, no, now you have to answer the question. Which Bravo Liberty do you want to hang out with
at BravoCon?
Go ahead and I will make the plan.
I have the power, baby.
So tell me who you want.
You have the power.
I have the, I can, what do you think?
I can't make a phone call.
Okay.
Call them all up.
All right, who's your decision?
Who, who, come on.
I'm, I'm when I, I'm going to make the decision
and then we're going to do it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you have to have like
It's like you're married. I like the Aaron while I'm there. I love uber. I'd love to reach out to uber
I know who you want to reach out
It's always the women that make the plans it if we I gotta follow your plan. All right, well, I got married
It you lost everything you lost your balls honey if we were following
your plan who who do you want me to come I'm gonna put a list together no no I
want you to go one person I want to go out to dinner with like you know
rapper poor or something and oh and Andy Cohen you want to hear the funny thing
rapper poor so Jersey the Jersey panel that we're gonna do is split into two like same as
Last year surprise surprise like so Michael Rapaport is doing the other panel
He's not doing ours and we got Jerry O'Connell who I love I love Rapaport, too
I love them both so I would have been happy with either of them
But Rapaport's doing the other one and Jerry O'Connell is doing our panel. So yeah, so we're gonna see them both
So that's good that you want to see him. He's doing our panel. Um, I
Don't exactly know yet. I hear it might be changing. I'm sure it's the food is Margaret
I
Jen Fessler's with us. I believe Danielle
Maybe with us as well. I'm not sure. I have no idea. So
we'll see. But I know it's definitely a two-parter. We're also doing a good little, it's called
Realtors versus Renovators. So you would be the Renovator. And we're doing that with,
let's see, I think we're doing that with, oh, Josh and Heather Altman. And Joe and Melissa
Gorga so
they're the Realtors and we're the Renovators that's cute nice I like that
that's fun that's actually our very first event and then right after that
you're gonna strip nice Mike we'll be at Realtors versus Renovators and we're
gonna strip a little bit and watch you make a total fool yourself with Frank Catania and Joe
Beningo and John Fuda.
Um, that we're going to do, we have a bunch of other things going on too, but um, those,
those are the first two.
There's like this doorbell stage, which I think is fun.
People can go over to the doorbell stage and like celebrities will ring the doorbell and
it's like, guess who?
It's me.
And then the person pops out.
I think it's fun.
I've always loved BravoCon. I just think it's a fun weekend. You, by the way,
I feel like had a little too much fun last year. So we're not, we're not going to, we're
going to enjoy every moment. You were very vocal last year.
Because sometimes you get, you get annoyed. You just want to talk a little bit and vent.
Did you feel better after you vented honey? I don't really care. I feel like you're so much lighter this year
Like you feel so much just like you feel happy and lighter and I'm happy for you to chill now
I'm very chill. You're happy. Anyway guys Halloween's coming up
So between Bravo con between Halloween, make sure you come up to me and see me at Bravo con if you're there
I cannot wait to meet you all. I cannot wait to meet you all
I cannot wait to meet all the fans. It's such a fun week
The girl that I did a cameo today that she said you're gonna be in Bravo con
I'm gonna do a shot with you. I promised you for your birthday. So I'll see you there
Remember that's such a nice gift. Yes promise. She said please do a shot with me
It's my birthday and I did I just did a cameo for you so I will see you at Bravo Con
Right. All right guys have an awesome Halloween. Enjoy it with your kiddos. Have the best parties have the best laughs
I hope you guys have amazing costumes. We love you so much. Happy Halloween and we'll see why don't you put a costume on tonight?
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