On Display with Melissa Gorga - Winners, Weather, and White Lotus (w/ Joe Gorga)
Episode Date: February 6, 2025Melissa invites the always entertaining Joe Gorga back onto the show to talk about Joe’s strange obsession with the local news weather segments, the many phases of Melissa Gorga (according to Joe), ...and their new obsession with The White Lotus. The two also share their plans for the Superbowl, and discuss the dilemma they have when trying to pick which team to root for this year. This week’s sponsors: Apartments.com – The Place to Find a Place: www.apartments.com Belle Vitale - Hormone health that will change everything!: www.BelleVitale.com Quince – Luxury Essentials at Affordable Pricing: www.Quince.com/Melissa (Free shipping and 365-day returns)
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Do you know what I complain about with you the most?
Would you say in your head like, I know she's going to complain about this, this and that?
Like, do you have three things that I complain to you about?
Everything.
Hey guys, it's your girl.
Welcome to On Display.
I feel like I sound run down and tired today.
I've been running around like a savage all day long, but I'm always so excited to talk
to you guys and fill you in on what's going on in my life.
So welcome, listeners.
Happy Thursday and thank you for coming back and listening to me.
I always appreciate and love you guys.
I have a great guest today. Sometimes he's great. Thank you for coming back and listening to me. I always appreciate and love you guys.
I have a great guest today.
Sometimes he's great.
Sometimes he's not so great.
Like lately, not so great.
Like lately, I've been complaining about him a lot,
but he's always a pretty decent guy.
So, you know, much to all of your popular demand,
I have Joe Gorga today.
What's up, Joe?
Yeah, you've been complaining a lot, man. You have. I have Joe Gorga today. What's up, Joe?
You've been complaining a lot, man.
You have.
I have.
I appreciate your silence while I was giving an introduction.
That's always much appreciated.
I'm tired today.
I'm exhausted.
We're both just exhausted humans.
It's crazy.
Yes.
I know what it is.
What's up, Joe?
How are you?
What's new in your life?
What's happening with you?
Doing a grind, baby. It's rough out here. It's up, Joe? How are you? What's new in your life? What's happening with you?
You know, doing a grind, baby.
It's rough out here.
It's rough in business right now.
So we're just working and grinding away.
Well, you always complain.
I feel like you always complain in the cold months because you need extra things to build.
You need heaters and you're like, my guys are freezing and this and that.
You always complain in the winter months.
No, no, no, it's all right.
I mean, you know, I'm that guy, everybody's like, you know, yeah, he's
always looking at the news.
I'm always looking at the news.
I got to see if it rains, if it snows.
Oh my God.
I don't know if your husband's do this.
This is so annoying.
Joe tells everyone one thing I hate when you cut me out, like when he
tells me shut up almost like it's like
When the news starts playing in this house and like not the news when the weather so it's like we could be watching the news
And all of a sudden it's time for the weather just like shh shh
Like you could be mid sentence. He's like shop
Why you wait for that right when the news comes and you start talking? I don't do that
I don't do that. Who watches the weather it's an app on your phone. Like why do you still watch the
weather?
No, you got to listen to it.
It's very strange that you like get so intense with the weather. And I'm like, Joe, I know
the weather. It's going to be cold. That's the weather.
Here's the problem. We've been married for 20 years. You think you would know by now. You break my balls no matter what and you
do. You're constantly like you're the same record that plays over and over and over.
That's called a broken record.
Whatever. That's what I said. Well, I'm saying you said you're the same record. I don't have
to say you're the same broken record. Same shit, complains about the same things over
and over. You do. Why? Why? Tell me why. Okay. So do you know what I complain about with you the most and over you do why I mean tell me why okay?
So do you know what I complain about with you the most would you say in your head like I know she's gonna complain about this
This and that like do you have three things that I complained to you about?
everything
Alright, give me two things. Give me just like two things that you know that I'm going to complain about you like
me just like two things that you know that I'm going to complain about you. Like just two, just two.
I go to work too much.
I leave too early.
Why do you leave early?
I mean, I just-
Well, sometimes I roll over.
It's dark out.
It's five o'clock in the morning and I'm like, where does one go?
Where were you going?
Where are you going?
Is there a girl waiting for you at the Home Depot?
Like, are you hanging out in the Home Depot parking lots?
Where are you going?
I tell you, the things you say
and the things you think about is insane.
I am the chillest, I'm the coolest husband ever.
I don't bother you.
I just came home tonight. And mind you guys, I've never caughtest, I'm the coolest husband ever. I don't bother ya, you know. I just came home tonight.
I mind you guys, I've never caught Jo, right?
I've never.
No, but I came home tonight
and she's sitting in her car in the garage talking.
Now if that was me, I-
You do that every night.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I go to, I was working out in the gym.
I come back, I hear the car. I was taking was working out in the gym. I come back. I had a car I was taking my my my sneakers off in the garage. There she is in a car talking
I take my sneakers. I look at her I wave I leave I go in a shower now
That was me on the car in a car sitting in the garage. You came running over thinking I'm doing something wrong
No, I would not you wish I want to hear it So Joe sits, Joe pulls up to the house after work.
He sits in his car always for an additional 10 minutes
and finishes like a phone conversation.
No, no, not always.
The dog's barking, everybody's going nuts.
And I'm like, when is he gonna walk in the actual house?
Yeah, so you break my balls for no reason.
Cause it's annoying.
See when you're on the phone and you, I didn't even ask you, were you on a business call?
Yes, I was on a business call with Nick Marco, my cousin, because we were discussing Let's
Sprinkle and Nick is in charge of my books and you know, the company's doing well so
we were having a major conversation.
I couldn't get out of the car.
Just so everybody knows out there, Nick also owns a company where he financially
takes care of companies and businesses
and does their books and all of that.
So he is in charge of Let's Sprinkle.
So we were having a business call actually.
My business calls happened to be with family.
Yeah, but I would have said that to you.
I'm on the phone with my attorney.
I'm on the phone with this, my architect.
I'm on the phone with my engineer. And you would have been like, bullshit, who is she? You. I'm on the phone with my attorney. I'm on the phone with this, my architect. I'm on the phone with my engineer.
And you would have been like, bullshit.
Who is she?
You can't be on the phone.
You worked all day.
Why are you still on the phone?
When you come home, you would have broke my balls for no reason.
I like to do that.
It's fine.
It keeps our marriage alive, which you want to talk about marriage.
I talked about our marriage today for 20 minutes.
You would have loved this.
I don't know if anybody caught it,
but I filmed it today,
but for all of you who are watching,
I was on the Sherri Shepherd show today.
And let me just tell you, Joe, she was so sweet.
First of all, who doesn't love Sherri Shepherd, right?
She is such a feel good woman.
She's happy, she's very welcoming, she's warm.
I know she kind of like replaced Wendy Williams in a way
because she's literally in her seat, in her studio.
Like I was so used to always going there being on Wendy
and now you go and you're on Sherry.
And the truth is she's amazing.
She's killing it, the show is killing it.
She's an awesome person.
So I went on her show today.
We were talking about Let's Sprinkle.
We were talking about life.
She wanted to talk about the marriage, but a lot of what she wanted to talk about, Joe,
is the fact that we have been married for 20 years.
Yay.
Insert, insert.
Boom.
How do you insert the applause?
Boom.
Lately.
No, but she was like, she was like, wow, like you celebrated 20 years of marriage over the Boom. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in your business and you guys have made it 20 years and then she was showing off photos of our kids
and just like talking about how great our kids are
and what a great family we have.
And I just thought it was really nice.
It was really, really sweet.
So you should be thankful.
So when I come home and I sit in the garage
or outside on the phone, don't break my balls.
No, but just get off the phone when you come home.
If I'm in the bathroom right now,
I go upstairs and happens that everyone's calling when you come in the bathroom right now I go upstairs
and happens that everyone's calling when you get home and I go take a shot. Joe's got this
new thing too. All these phone calls. I'm like, get off the phone. Like she's like,
he used to come home and be done with work. All of a sudden he is not done with work.
He's on the phone on the phone about to throw the phone against the wall do you realize that if you were on the
Phone if I came upstairs and you were on phone in the bedroom
Would I say anything to you?
No, okay. I haven't a why do women why do wives?
break our balls
Annoying I'm gonna need your undivided attention
When you get home today today, I'm gonna tell the world this.
Today, yesterday I came home, she was so cool,
she was so chill, she was happy.
I was making a cooking video.
You made a cooking video.
This morning she called me.
Usually she calls me, she's like,
you didn't take out the garbage.
You didn't do this.
Like nasty or, you know, today.
I'm never nasty.
Don't say that.
Well, you know what I mean.
As a wife, you were nice this morning.
I hang up the phone.
We had a nice little conversation.
I said she was so sweet.
Very odd in a wife and a husband.
You are great.
I'm just saying, you just,
being wives tend to bitch.
I find things to bitch about.
I called her back five minutes later.
I said, let me tell you something.
Last night and today, this morning,
you were a pleasure to be around.
It was so nice.
Please continue to be that way.
He calls me to say thank you for being a pleasure.
Yesterday and this morning I'm like, what?
What are you talking about?
I'm always a pleasure.
What are you talking about?
It's a pleasure to be in my presence.
Like, don't you get it?
Don't you feel it?
I don't know what goes on and you know, wives wives, am I going to say women, wives' heads sometimes
and they just, they look to just abuse their husbands for some reason.
They do.
Okay, now you're being dramatic.
No one gets abused by, I ask a lot of questions.
I go through phases in life, guys.
Like so.
Oh, she goes through phases.
I go through my phases and like sometimes I'm so cool and I just let Joe go like,
like he's on the phone. He's doing whatever he's doing. Like
he's working a lot. I don't even care. I'm like, whatever. He's
like flipping through TikTok. If we're watching a movie, I let
it happen. Yeah, other times when she's flipping. That's all
she does. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no When she's flipping, that's all she does flip to flip.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't say a word.
I am not even like a big TikTok.
Instagram, emails, line sheets.
Line sheets, yes.
I am always on...
Like if I was working while we were watching a movie, because she picks line sheets.
It's so funny that you know what a line sheet is.
Joe knows that I, obviously I'm the buyer for envy guys
So I'm constantly going through line sheets to pick the clothes out
Like I just picked out all of the clothes for envy for fall like that's all I know that and I'm not gonna sit there
And bust your balls and say listen. I'm home. We're watching a movie. You're going to lunch
You know do your thing if you didn't have time during the day, I understand.
Do your thing.
Come on.
You gotta, you know, be successful.
Got it.
Yeah, well, I complain sometimes more than others.
Sometimes I feel as women guys,
and like for any of the ladies listening,
do you sometimes feel like you need more attention
than other times in your life?
Like I go through my times where I'm just like,
I need attention. Like, I'm just like, I need attention.
Like I feel like I'm not getting enough.
And like you're not giving me the right attention.
And then lately we are into Netflix movies, right?
So we are watching a lot of Netflix.
It is cold in New Jersey.
We are hibernating.
I mean, I know if you watch our Instagram,
you're like, hi, Melissa and Joe don't hibernate
We have an event every night. We have a work event every night. We have a party every night, whatever
Trust me. This is hibernating for us like we have bright Joe more than ever
We have been in the house like we still have a plenty of events and I love it
We just started like watching a lot of Netflix. Okay, and
I have been watching all these things
where I'm feeling I'm lacking attention lately.
And I need attention.
And like all of the movies I'm watching,
these husbands are like drooling.
No they're not.
No they're not, they're cheating.
No, no, no, just the one show.
We're gonna talk about that in a second.
But they're also drooling over their wives.
And I'm like, they're giving them so much attention.
And Joe is such an attention guy.
I've always gotten a ton of attention,
but sometimes I get needy.
Like it's okay if I need more, right?
I've trained you.
That's the problem.
You've trained.
He's trained me like a freaking dog.
Like what?
No, no, I did something wrong.
You have made me get used to.
I gave you too much attention.
Oh my God.
Now if I'm not on my game, woo, what are you doing?
Oh yeah, I noticed in three seconds.
You can't slip.
She abuses me.
She abuses me.
I don't abuse you.
Yes you do.
You gotta be nice.
I'm so good to you.
Sometimes a man at work is going through hard times, whatever.
We stress. Stress is the silent times, whatever. We stress.
Stress is the silent killer.
Killer.
It is.
So...
It's a stressful time.
Interest rates are double, almost double and a half.
Insurance is going through the roof.
Aren't they also...
Is anybody supposed to go down?
No, it's not going down.
It's still going up.
So everything costs triple and double and it's very expensive to run a business
And you know, it's tough times babe. So you gotta understand
Maybe I can't be on my my a game, you know, well get on your a game 24 7
That's what I'm used to and that's what I like. I'm just kidding
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Oh my God.
I know we are so late to the game guys, but we are absolutely obsessed.
We watched two seasons and I want to say 38 hours, like two full seasons, White Lotus.
Literally, I never thought I wanted to watch it.
And like I heard about it, heard about it, heard about it, addicted.
Right?
Oh, it's so good.
How good was that?
The only problem is when you watch a show with your wife and the other, the man is cheating
or whatever, she's like, do you do that?
Would you do that?
Are you doing that?
I cannot believe you're saying that every time.
Ah, I can't hear it anymore.
So then I go back at her, I go, oh, would you do that?
Is that you?
Thank you, because no, no, see, you're just,
you see you jumped ahead of me on that one.
Joe, throughout the whole movie, if the girl does this, the girl likes the sex like
that, if the girl's looking at the friend or whatever. Oh, do you do? Do you feel that
way? Like, Joe compares whoever he's sitting next to, or I would say his wife, right? Me,
you compare to whatever's going on in the movie the whole time.
No, no, no, Joe just does what you do.
I give it back to you.
Oh my God.
Wham!
Anyway.
And then now this guy on White Lotus,
she's drooling over him, drooling,
like down the side of him.
Well, which one, season one or two?
The one we just watched that was in Italy, Sicily?
Yeah, you know who you're talking about.
You know, the cheating guy, the dirty guy.
Yeah, so it was like two sets of friends
that went on vacation.
I liked the little blonde too, she's cute.
And I liked the other one too.
They're both cute.
I liked the double team him, how about that?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
What did he just say?
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, and those two boys were very cute also.
I heard you, that's why I'm giving it back to you
No, they are
Yeah, all right. Well you guys are missing out on the white great great show white lotus. I can't wait for season three
It's about a week away, and it's gonna be in Thailand. What's her name? She's amazing in it. What's her name there?
Who's like funny Oh Jennifer Coolidge? Oh, oh my god guys
She's so good, and I don't want to give it away if you haven't watched it, but it's a mad she's not going to be in the next one. I don't I don't believe
I mean, the producers on that show. Hands up to you, man. You did great. Amazing. I found
it so intriguing, Joe, that they were able to show us so many different people's lives
and like their individual lives, and then like put them together on an island and somehow
make them walk past
each other and end up knowing each other.
Like it was pretty genius that show.
I think it won, definitely won awards, right?
It won like Emmys I'm sure or something, whatever it is that you win.
But it's really, it's great.
It's awesome.
Yeah, it's very good.
And there's a lot of cheating going on, right?
So the wife-
A lot of cheating.
I guess that's what's going on in life
Right, babe, not maybe because the one wife was saying to the other wife
It was almost like she knows her husband cheats. And so what do you feel about this?
She was kind of like well, I have two young kids and so I didn't get that Melissa had explained that to me
I didn't get that when when that when that part happened
She hands the phone to the girl the girls like listen I seen such, I seen such and such. He was with, you know, basically
the one girl was telling the other girl, listen, when we
friends, their friends too, with their friends and their two
husbands had a party night together. So the and the one
guy was messing around. He cheated. He had sexual
relations with the with the hookers.
And so...
I'm screwed now.
I'm fucked because now I can't go on the board again.
Oh, you're never going out again.
My wife like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll find another hooker.
I saw what happens on guys' nights.
This is why I can't watch TV because I make it real.
When I watch these movies, I'm like, this is what happens in real life.
Oh, no, no, no.
Yes, it is.
It's a fucking movie.
Wait.
So to make a long story short, the one woman said to her,
like I believe your husband cheated
and basically she was trying to say like, yeah,
and like she knows this and she took her phone
and showed her a photo of her two children and said,
maybe you should talk to your trainer at the gym too.
Like in other words, I have two kids,
I'm not going anywhere, but I make myself happy on the side too. Like in other words, I have two kids. I'm not going anywhere, but
I make myself happy on the side too. And I'm like, I was like, you, I thought she's like,
I really couldn't find the picture of the guy, but here's my kids. I didn't get it.
You didn't get it. Melissa, Melissa, see, you must be, you must be just like her.
Oh, you see, do you see what we do? We both watch it and start comparing we're like would you ever do that?
Did you ever do that? Would you ever think this way? Yeah, would you ever look up with the trainer at the gym?
How about the girl how about the woman that her man didn't do anything and then she went and got back at him
How about that? Yes, she got back at him because her vision was that but you know what? He did have a wild night
So she deserves a wild night back. He didn't do anything. He partied you you fell asleep for his wild night, and then he woke up
He's like what happened who cheated on who did that one sleep with it? I'm like you have to wake up
I am NOT rewinding this like I'm not rewinding it. I missed I did miss anyway
Don't miss the boat on white lotus guys section that part was like
Anyway, don't miss the boat on white lotus guys section that part was like a lot of sex
Boobies First of all, they show full frontal men. I was in shock like the first they did the guy just walks naked
I'm like, are they allowed is this porn was a soft one? What's happening here? Let's be honest. Let's talk about he walked around
What is I saw his whole thing?
Which one did you see the thing which one?
I think they showed both other things.
The good looking guy that you like?
They're both very good looking.
Okay, did you see her?
Theo James is Steve.
Oh wait, I didn't see the penis.
I believe Theo James.
I didn't get to see the penis.
Did you see the penis?
I did see the penis.
I don't know if it's a prosthetic one.
I don't know if it was fake for the movies.
I'm sure it's not his real penis.
Okay, listen.
Now be honest with me,
because I've been married to you for 20 years.
We're friends, we're best friends,
we're partners in crime, we're partners in everything.
And you can be honest with me,
I'm not gonna get offended, really not.
So if you see a good looking guy
and you see his penis hanging, how do you feel about it?
Does it get you excited, or do you just look at it,
and you're just watching TV? Do you get like a...
I gotta be honest.
I was more in shock that there was a penis on my living room TV.
Like I've never, I don't think I've ever seen that before.
I was like, oh my God, he's walking towards us and it's just a penis just hanging.
Like whoa.
I was like, I'm not watching, am I watching porn?
Like what's happening here?
And I was worried like one of my children was gonna walk into the room and I'm just gonna be looking at a penis. I go like, this'm not watching. Am I watching porn? Like what's happening here? And I was worried like one of my children was going to walk into the room
and I'm just going to be looking at a penis.
I go like, this is not good. Yeah.
OK. That I was so in shock that I was actually seeing a penis on my living room TV.
I didn't think Netflix could show penises. They do.
I wonder if you were sitting there with your friend,
one of your girlfriends like, oh, my God.
Yeah, probably. I would have been like, whoa, look at it. So hot. You know what i would have been like whoa look at it
you know what i would have said joe look at this thing that's our line we always say that we're
always like look at it look at this look at this we tried to stay awake a little bit here and there
for the grammys as well right oh the grammys yeah well that was that was that what did you
you got bored easily. I get bored.
I mean.
You're not big on like watching the music stuff.
You get bored at all award shows.
Joe's not an award show guy.
I like live for it.
Joe is just not an award show guy.
I like the young girl, the Sabrina girl.
She's killing it.
She did really good.
The big espresso, you like that song?
Yeah, she killed it.
She did great.
She did.
She had a great performance.
She's pretty too, very pretty woman. Pretty girl.
You know what I loved Joe? I don't know if you saw this part. Diana Ross walked out. That is an icon.
That is a legend. And she's 80 years old. She looked insanely gorgeous. Like she looked beautiful.
She's so put together. She's still got that hair. And she kept like fluffing it and touching it
as she was speaking to us.
And I felt like she was just, that's a diva.
That's like a true OG diva, like 80 years old,
like just a bad boss.
Like I can't explain it.
When she walked on the stage, I gasped.
Like she's gorgeous, Joe show you have to see if I
Look like that at 80 like the like lord. She's the only she's doing everything right. I didn't see her
She's a legend and her voice Diana Ross. Oh, yeah
Her voice is so soft still like it always was like that very soft spoke. Oh my god, Queen Queen Queen
I saw Beyonce come in like very late.
I feel like she came in like, I don't get that.
I do wonder if that's like, were you running late?
Do you not want, like, do you just come in for your award?
I wasn't sure and I love Beyonce.
I love Beyonce's music, but I do wonder
how she gets away with that.
How is it okay for you to come in so late and nobody says anything?
I do think that was weird.
She's been there for a very long time.
Maybe she was like, I'm okay.
I'll go when I want to go.
I guess she's Beyonce and she's like, listen, I'm coming in before they announce the country
music art and she won.
She won, which is-
People don't like it.
They're pissed. I'm seeing a lot of people upset about that
And I think it's because they feel like she could have won for the song not for the album because the full album
They don't feel is a total country album. They feel like the song though is a song that that one it ain't Texas hold them
So yeah, they're I've seeing a lot going on with that.
I have mixed reviews.
You know what?
I don't really know what I feel about that.
I do love Beyonce.
I am happy for her that she won.
You always wanna be happy for somebody who wins a Grammy.
So let's give it to her.
She won it fair and square.
And that's it.
I understand what people are saying.
She's really not country.
She's not like a country singer,
but she killed that song,
which it is a very good song.
She did, but she won album of the year.
And I think that's why people are a little.
She didn't win anything about country song?
She won country album of the year.
Country album?
Yeah, that's serious.
I mean, I saw somebody on social, they were like,
no, these are the country singers. She's not a country singer. So they kind of were upset, I saw somebody on social. They were like, no, she, you know,
these are the country singers.
She's not a country singer.
So they kind of were upset because I don't know.
That's what they were saying.
Yeah, well, that's how they feel.
But she is from Texas.
I mean, come on now.
She's from Texas?
She's from Texas.
She's a Texas girl.
What about, well, Sabrina Carpenter,
let's talk about like some of their looks for a second.
Sabrina Carpenter, who you said, I thought she looked like a Disney princess.
She's so cute. She's just like a cute little she had on like
this blue feathered, like boa feather boa dress. Yeah, the
red carpet. She looked like Cinderella or Cinderella is like
cousin or something. She was she's beautiful, though. She's
beautiful girl. I mean, the dress was I guess it's very
fitting for her.
I just thought it was very Disney princess.
How old is she?
Is she young?
Oh yeah, she's young.
Like what?
I don't even know.
I'd have to Google how old Sabrina Carpenter is.
She's in the Dunkin' Donuts right up on top when you go in.
Oh yeah, she's got a major, I think she's like 25 years old.
25.
Yeah, she's young.
Just like when I married you.
I was young babe.
Young, see that? She won a Grammy, you won me.
Okay, Billie Eilish Joe, she sings Birds of a Feather. You know that song that we love?
We should stick together.
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Okay, so she is probably like one of the most beautiful.
She's beautiful.
She's got these gorgeous blue eyes.
I think Billie Eilish is like gorgeous.
She covers it up always.
Like her style is always very covering.
She wears like big baggy clothes and hats and glasses.
And the joke was on the internet that she looks like
one of the blind mice from Shrek.
But if she took everything off and was like a glam girl, can I tell you how gorgeous she
is?
I think she purposely does this because it makes people take her more seriously as an
artist.
Like you can just tell she's just such a beautiful, beautiful woman, girl.
And she just covers it all up.
And I think it does take the attention off her looks and keeps it more on her art, which is good for her. I mean, it's working. She's
killing it. She's talented. And we're not talking about like, oh, she's a pretty girl.
She's a pretty girl. She does come off more like an artist with the way she dresses. So
I think she's got a little thing there. There was another one who I thought was like one
of these best dressed. She's a country artist.
Casey Musgraves. And let me just tell you, her outfit, I mean, this is like very classy
and sexy and sophisticated. It's definitely something like a Melissa Gorgover to wear.
I see it. I'm watching it right now. Yeah. It kind of looks like you. Sexy.
That's a hot outfit. Like that is, I thought she looked insane. Jennifer Lopez looked insane.
Her outfit was insane.
Her hair, makeup, she looked insane.
Lady Gaga kind of looked like, she was definitely going for the dark.
She usually does that.
She came in very with a light skin and the dark clothing, very Marilyn Manson vibes that she was giving me.
And obviously there's Julia Fox who always just comes
with like the see-through thing is in obviously,
like everyone's doing see-through.
I think I, I mean, I just wore see-through.
I can't really talk too much shit
because I just wanna watch what happens live.
And I wore a see, I mean, basically you could see everything.
You had a bra, you had, you know, you had clothes on.
Yeah, like it's just the going trend right now is like see-through dresses.
That Kanye's girl, man, came in butt naked.
I mean, butt naked.
That was a shame.
Oh, Joe, it was terrible.
Like I feel like, is she happy?
Like I want to know, maybe she is, is, but I wonder if that woman is happy. She didn't
crack a smile. And I know she's putting it on for the cameras. She's going into her mode of like,
here I am, I'm posing, I'm doing the thing, I'm butt ass naked. She had on a pantyhose over her vagina and her boobs
It was crazy like I saw her boobs
You know you can see her boobs completely. I'm like concerned about her a little bit like a little bit like I hope she's okay I hope she wants to be where she is
I wonder where her parents are like are they cool that she's like married to Kanye and walking naked on carpets
They're married. That's his wife. It's his wife. Yes, that's his wife.
Shit, letting his wife out there like that. Yeah, I don't know. I just hope that she's
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What else is going on with Super Bowl weekend, it's Super Bowl weekend who you going for baby
We going for Kansas City or Philly. I mean it's hard because
Who you going for babe? Who you going for?
Kansas City or Philly?
I mean it's hard because...
Do not say...
Go ahead, I want to hear.
I want to hear what you have to say.
It's hard because like you know, I like Saquon.
I do.
I think he's so talented.
I kind of love how he...
It's not about us.
I know we love the Giants, right?
Yeah, but it is about Saquon.
I mean I think he got them to the Super Bowl.
Did he not?
No, no, no, no.
No?
He's good, but I mean come on. You can't be that good. He's got a great line. He's got a great
Right, okay, why was what he's great?
Well, how come the Giants didn't you like I don't get that why didn't the Giants utilize him the way?
I don't get it when you when you're running back and you go to a team
The line has to be great and they have to they have to if you're a good running back the offensive coordinator's got to use
You that way.
You understand?
So, uh, Philly just put their, put in, they put the program together to make it work
for him and it really works and that, that line is pretty amazing.
So that's why, that's why I run in that line.
So he can just keep running.
Cause every time you guys turn that on, all I see is him running across the field
with like no one in his way like
touchdown touchdown. He looks like he was back in Penn State. Yeah I was like this is crazy. Yeah so. Right? Yes well we can't you know. All right well who are you? You want the Kansas
City Chiefs because they win everything. It's almost like the Chiefs took the Patriots role
where they just win it all now right? So I can't really root for them. I don't know.
Philly can't go against the...
You have to root for someone, Joe.
Who are you rooting for?
I have to go for...
I can't just...
I don't...
I'm not even saying it.
I don't know.
Really?
Just I'm gonna watch the game.
How about that?
I also heard that Jason Kelsey is torn because it's his former team, right, which is the Eagles,
and playing against his brother's team.
So like, who does he root for, right?
Yeah, that's it.
Who does his mother root for?
And I think you're gonna root for your son.
He's gonna root for his team,
but then he's gonna root for his brother.
Well, it's his former team.
That's what I mean.
So he's probably like so into the Super Bowl.
Yeah, that's gonna be cool.
We wouldn't like know what to do with that.
What do we do over Super Bowl? I feel like this is the first year. Yeah, that's gonna be crazy. We wouldn't like know what to do with that.
What do we do over Super Bowl?
I feel like this is the first year
we haven't really made crazy plans.
I like it, I like it.
I mean, Tara invited us to her house.
I think my, I think Gianna, my niece and my sister.
We got parties, we got Frank Catania's party, right?
Oh, Frank Catania's having a little shin diggy, right?
I think I wanna chill with my boys.
Let's just like, right?
I would be fine just sitting on my couch
and watching the Super Bowl.
Good, our lives are always-
Why are we becoming, what is that word called?
What am I trying to say?
Non-social?
Because that's all we do.
We're just like so less social lately.
Why is that?
Anti-social, that's what I'm trying to say.
We're more, we're a little more anti-social.
Like we want to just chill.
Why?
Because we need it.
I think we're tired.
Like we're just tired.
Do you want to hear some facts about-
I want to hear some facts.
What do you got?
Okay.
Do you want to hear some facts about the Super Bowl guys?
Okay.
So there's 10 foods Americans consider essential for a Super Bowl event.
10? 10. Can you get, let's just have you like. Pizza. Yes, pizza's on there. What else you
got? Fried wings. Yep, barbecue wings. Sandwiches. Nope, not on there. A sandwich? Not a sandwich, no.
What else you got?
Cheese steaks?
No.
Dip?
Yes, I'll give you that one.
Dip in chips, whatever, right?
Yes, potato chips.
What else?
Nachos, seven layer dip.
Do you want to hear the percentages of these things?
So Buffalo and Hot Wings, 49% of people polled
that this was essential.
Like 49% definitely have wings at their Super Bowl.
Barbecue meaning.
What's the most?
The wings.
Oh, 49%.
Then there's like barbecue stuff.
Barbecue chicken, ribs, etc.
37% of people, so that's the second.
Then seven layer dip.
36% of people said it's essential to have seven layer dip.
Pizza's 30%.
Chicken fingers or chicken nuggets 30%.
Nachos is 30%.
Cookies is 25%, guys.
You should get your sprinkle cookies.
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Brownies, 24%.
Buffalo chicken dip, 24%.
And potato chips is at 24%.
We know everyone's got a potato chip.
What would you say?
I think the mozzarella is missing.
Doesn't everyone?
I think the liquor, liquor, 100%. Well, yeah, we're talking about food,? I think the mozzarella is missing. Like doesn't everyone.
Liquor, liquor a hundred percent.
No.
Well, yeah, we're talking about food, not liquor.
Ah, same thing.
But like, where's the mozzarella?
Like you gotta have mozzarella.
No, not everybody's dying.
How do you not have mozzarella on this list?
Like it's a party, it's a Super Bowl Sunday.
It's Sunday, you need mozzarella, I would say.
What else do you think is missing, Joe?
Liquor.
What? Vodka, Joe? Liquor. What?
Vodka, tequila.
No.
I know.
Yeah, no.
Beer, I feel like beer is a Super Bowl thing.
No?
Beer.
OK.
I also saw this thing floating around social media,
and I think it'd be fun to play this for a second.
So Joe, you're going to place your bets
on the strangest things people can bet on for the Super Bowl. Okay, so
my listeners, you guys should write some of these things down
also, because if you even ask these questions to football fans
at a Super Bowl party, you'll probably come off like you know
a thing or two about the game. Like, so this is actually kind
of funny, you guys definitely should write these down. Okay.
So will the national anthem, all right Joe,
are you listening?
Will the national anthem be longer or shorter
than 121 seconds?
Ooh, I'm gonna say longer.
So I'll bet 100 bucks that it's gonna be longer.
Okay.
So put that down. All right. Will any of the players or coaches cry during the national anthem?
Yes. Oh okay. Players, yes. You say yes? Yeah. Will over 230,000 beers be sold at the
stadium? Now the stadium holds a little over 76,000 people. So I mean if
you did the math on that, that means a little over three beers per person. So
what do you say? Will they sell over 230,000 beers in the stadium? Yes or no?
I'm gonna say no. Okay. Not everybody drinks beer. Yeah like if I were there you're definitely losing that
because I'm not drinking three beers. Correct.
So there goes my thing.
So someone, some guy next to me is gonna have to drink
six beers to equal my, you know what I'm saying, kid?
Okay.
Okay, will Taylor Swift be shown
during the national anthem, yes or no?
Oh, yes.
During the anthem, yes?
Oh, during the anthem.
I'm actually gonna see if you won these answers, by the way. I'm gonna say yes. Okay. I'm gonna bet on that, yes. Oh, during the anthem. I'm actually gonna see if you won these answers,
by the way. I'm gonna say yes.
Okay. I'm gonna bet on that, yes.
Okay, will any 300 pound player score a touchdown?
No.
No, they're not gonna be running the ball
at the Super Bowl.
No.
Okay, noes to that.
What color liquid will be poured onto the winning coach?
Give me your color.
Green. Green.
Line green.
We're gonna see if you're right on this.
We're gonna have to like go back to these.
Yeah.
All right, so we're gonna see if you win.
I think these are good questions, guys.
You guys need to like do this
when you first get to your Super Bowl parties.
You need to walk around and like take a little poll
and ask everybody these questions
and see who wins by the time.
This is like what you do for your pregame.
All right, guys, so rewind this, write these write these questions down. This is your little pregame and see who has the
most answers right and they can like win the money in the pot. That's it right. Yeah I think that's
awesome. It's awesome. Anyway guys thank you for joining us today. We hope you have the most amazing
Super Bowl weekend. I also want to say a little shout out to all of you who have bought the
Valentine's sprinkle cookies. You guys have been amazing. I cannot get over the amount
of people that are loving the buttery sprinkle cookies. You guys, they're so buttery and
delicious. Oh my God. Oh, by the way, Sherri Shepherd today died for them. She thought
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Valentine's sprinkle cookies are killing it. And you guys are killing it. And I'm just
so happy that you guys love this little company that I've created. And you guys are all supporting.
And I'm so happy you're loving them. And you, Joe, if you could read guys real quick, if you guys could read some of the messages
that people are putting as gifts to their friends,
they are like the fun, Joe, the funniest thing.
Like we know you're not crazy.
We know you're not gonna throw these out,
but happy Valentine's Day.
Hi, my crazy wife.
I know you're gonna like these sprinkle cookies
better than diamonds.
Happy Valentine's Day from me, Melissa Gorga,
and not the garbage can.
Like, the funniest stuff you've ever seen.
So they make great gifts.
It's great for like birthdays and stuff too.
But had to say a little thank you to everyone.
Everyone have an awesome Super Bowl weekend.
Joe, do you wanna say anything to the people?
Just love you guys, man, really.
Keep it real.
I just posted something the other day.
It costs nothing to be nice, baby.
It costs nothing to be nice. That's from Joe the
From Joe the quote guy guys right there in the in the flesh and blood live
Don't be mean live on display Joe Gorgoth the quote guy
We love you guys. We'll talk to you next week. Ciao
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