OpTic Podcast - 100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223

Episode Date: May 1, 2025

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Dude, bro, 100 men, we are going to destroy this thing, I promise you. Yeah, he's getting, bro, it just takes a little strategy. Wait, let me see that. You know how out of breath? All rush him, he's dead. Bro, what if he's, he's pit? There's a hundred of us. That's literally what me versus gorilla would look like.

Like, they don't know what they're doing. He don't know what he's doing. I'm in there. Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to episode 200 and Michael Jordan. This episode is brought to. See you by Shop and Five. We'll tell you a little bit more about them. Michael Joe.

Later on in the podcast, Maniac, knowing that it was episode 223, decided to pull out a cutoff shirt. I know that shit's itchy. My shit? Yeah. Yeah. We got my man money. Biscuit to my left. The scumper jumper fresh.

Out of the my, out of yammy. Yeah. You know how it be, man? All tan and shit. Hungover. Oh, you did get, bro. You were looking lobstreish on stream. I got very.

Barry burnt. I'm not going to lie though. Really? I extended my, I needed to hit the week, so I had a few espresso martinis yesterday. Really? I hit the official week drinking every day. Damn. You did two.

You had a beer in the airport. Yeah. Just at the airport? Oh no, but you came a day. Fuck. Yeah, no. But damn, you went home and continued on. I just needed my thing.

Hit my week. So you did Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Legend. That's what I like. I can't see, but I have to do that and then content Tuesday I have a headache right now. Tuesday would be IVs, water,

sleep. The hydrated, not move from bed. Perfusive shit. This is why y'all, you know. First of all, I can't believe you. None. What is I? Not one.

Seth said, I haven't had a single day off. This entire month. This entire month. And then Maniac said, I got to teach him a thing or two about that. What the fuck? Taking dates off. Boys, I got to tell you, one, I know you regret not going.

You should have gone in my stead. First off, there's something about that. People, there's something out there that it's like I chose to not go. You did. I texted Paige. And I said, is the option to go to my, literally the day after. Yeah. And I was like, is the option to go to Miami's still there?

She said, no, it's not an option anymore. Yeah. Wait, why? I took the option away. Because on my stream, stream, people were like hacks isn't going no more. I was like, fuck, they're going to, because the plan was you'd be on Thursday, Friday. Now I'm going to have to go. Yeah.

Well, I was gutting. I was, no, I planned up. I told them book me. Oh, that's why? No, I told them book me. The energy wasn't right. The energy wasn't right. I'm like, I see what he was up to.

He's going to come, chill his, do his thing. And then when he was needy, he was going to, I see that. That was going to be the plan. He's going to finesse a day. He was going to be like half time. Yeah, exactly. Which would have been fine. I'm not going to lie that.

No, it would have been fine. This is not a beer, by the way. Yes, it is. It kind of looks like a beer. It's a blonde. It's not a beer. If that's what you need, man. I'd be doing that if I came back after a week.

Where were we? So you didn't go. I regret. I literally like wish that I would have gone. But the way that I get around my house. is like already difficult enough to take a shit for example like you would have been fine because we didn't really do much they just would add to like it's just getting to the airport yeah we did think about this like they would have carried your shit check your bag and then you're

good we we flew different times we actually like we we were we were we were pretty tame out there to be honest yeah because like I think uh night one when I first got there that was like our nice dinner like our nicest dinner of the whole weekend Where'd you guys go? Cote. Uh-huh. Which was the best meal I've had all year. Not close.

Shit was fire. I know. So we had coat. And then Thursday, Friday. Thursday we went to like a ball, like a bar place. It was called Boatyard, I think. But it was like a restaurant. And then there was like a nice bar inside.

Waterside? But it wasn't like super nice food. It was good. But it was like, it wasn't like fancy or anything. Is that where I painted? No, right? No. But then we went there.

Friday, Saturday. We didn't do shit because it was five match days. so we got off and just ordered pizza and shit like that and just hung out. That's the best, man. And then Sunday we went to some Italian spot that Zinni picked out. It was good. It was good. It wasn't crazy.

And then we went out to the bar and then that was it. And then obviously the rest of that is like watch party. We hung out a bit in the morning. But we didn't really go crazy. You would have been fine. What was y'all's mornings like? No, the travel. We were staying up so late.

It was like wake up to like three. Yeah, we were staying up to like three. What was you doing back there? Oh, fish in this shit. Don't worry about what we used to do. I'm jealous, man. I'm jealous. I wanted to go.

We were hanging out. I was so jealous, man. I was. I swear to God, I'm like, I was telling. Because that whole week there was nothing to do. There was no content. I had no meetings really scheduled because I was meant to be gone the entire week in in Florida. So I literally went stir crazy a little bit.

And then I told Jude, I'm like, hey, I'm just going to turn on the stream and place on Minecraft. I'm like, but it is work so don't be fucking running in there interrupting and she's like It was fun though I think this year's was better than last year's but you didn't come So

It wasn't as cool It wasn't It wasn't we weren't complete Yeah yeah But we still We had a good time and it was good time It was the worst timing I'm gonna be honest with you

Like You don't really realize How annoying it is to have one of these fucking things on And I can't my driving foot so I can't get out and just go places I haven't been to the garage like my my garage office in like a week maybe I've been there just to water the plants and then I just go because I'm

depressed to fuck out of there all my all my uh everything that's upstairs is downstairs there's nothing upstairs because uh we put in new floors I was to the whole thing is just such a fucking nuisance it gets in the way of everything when I sleep I have to sleep like this if I'm playing I have to sleep I have to play like this. If I'm playing Call of Duty, I got to, you know what I'm saying? What about Minecraft? Minecraft is the worst.

Are you propping your leg up while you play? Yeah, I got a chair on their mom. Oh, really? I'd have been fine, Mark. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think when you would have got the, it would have been annoying. Which one, who, if I had to go to a bathroom,

who was going to take me? You roll. What do you mean? Do you have a scooter? Sit down. Use one leg, sit down on this. Do it, try it. Understand me.

understand me remember you're the right the right legs fucked yeah get up from there it'll be easy as hell I remember you got shit all over your ass that wipe your ass now wipe your ass yeah think about that

get the toilet paper then you fucking legend excuses man I'm telling you it's not a I'm telling you, it's not an excuse. It's literal, it's literal fucking nuisance. Why, yes. Nah, you'd have been good.

Yeah, I just didn't want to go through the airport with all this stuff. What I do like is, I get to wear shorts and I shower in the afternoons now, which is pretty cool. You'd have been good. What was your favorite part of the weekend, Mark? Favorite part of the weekend? That's a good question. Hmm. I would say probably the coat night.

Coat night? Yeah, I would say so. I mean, besides the watch party and shit like that. or we're chilling afterwards in the backyard and shit that was hilarious Yeah that shit was fun And then Damon came We were like we're like a reality TV show

A new person enters the villa Yeah yeah love that Because Damon hit us up He texted us on I think Friday night And he was like yo can I come stay And I was like Are you sure?

And he took it as like I don't have to if you don't want me to And I was like no It's just I was so mind blown I was like you want to come stay with us I was like fuck yeah And then he ended up coming Love that

Yeah, I saw the whole conversation happened. I watched the whole watch party. I got some thoughts on how we can improve it. Yeah, what the hell? From an outsider perspective. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's a good thing. I'm not talking shit.

It's a good thing. Yeah, I was really, I really hate it not being on the fucking couch. Just fucking chilling, talking shit. You have, you have thoughts? What are some of your thoughts? Share. No, we're going to, we got some stuff. Did you see the thing I put in?

Uh-uh. Get up. You can see it from here. We got some stuff. We got, we got more shit. Like the way that we do giveaways, we got to change that.

We just got to, bro, I was so jealous that I'm not jealous, but like, I had FOMO that I'm like, man, oh man, if I was there,

we could have done this, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I would have had fish, like the fish in the background, like we could have incorporated. Oh, that would have incorporated that. We could have incorporated that into the stream.

We put a webcam, you know, facing the backyard. Fucking. Bro, we literally could have fished off the There were fish jumping out of the water all weekend long. It would have been so fun.

I don't know what they were, but they were definitely big because you could like hear them. Like the thumb? Yeah. Come out the water and the. And I think it was fresh water. So they might have been, it might have been bass because it wasn't connected to the ocean. It wasn't connected. So there was peacock and bass.

But would you cook them live? No. It's a, it's a list. You just torture them. You literally just traumatized them. taking a selfie with them and you throw them back. Yeah, I know. So like have some respect and eat them.

Just fully kill them. What they brought to planet earth? First of all. We had some respect. We had some human body. We did have bass on Thursday night. Straight fresh fish. You could rub the fork and hear the golden christing.

Yo, so all right. That shit was good too. That place was good, but it wasn't like a fancy place. It was just like a bar. You guys didn't go to the new Supreme store that just opened up in Miami. Come all. Man, you guys are they 23? Come on, man.

They're grown. You think I'm going to the Supreme store? Yeah, I would have for sure. They just started our pool, reno. I'm not spending shit. Yo, this guy, I watched a vlog from the day, like yesterday was it, what was today the 29th? I don't know what month we're in. So today, I would have gone in my archive and I would have gone to April 29th of fucking seven years ago.

And I would start watching a vlog from from way back. then and one of them we're talking about the shit that happened in Dallas when all the bomb threats were being called and in one of the segments I'm in the parking garage filming and here comes Seth informal and you can tell Seth's like thinking about something to say

or complain about it and I'm fucking smiling to wait what he says and he's like man they got to start out here in this fucking parking like what I'm going to have to pay for parking now bro I'll tell you it is good I put paper crowns on the job right away I'm like Yo, I'll give me a stream package and, you know, relaunch the website, you know, all that shit.

But let's talk about the major, I mean, a little bit. Thieves get their win? Super team. Dude, back-to-back boring finals, though. Wait, what do you mean? Because it were 4-0s? Yeah, both 4-0s. I mean, Vancouver's got 4-0 both times, but, you know, the tournament was fun to watch.

Like, it was actually like a good, it was a good competitive tournament. I would say, obviously there were a lot of 303-1s. There were a lot of close maps in there, but... Oh, my God. Toronto, Serge, map won. Oh, yeah, that shit was crazy. It literally came down to who was going to make it to the point first to win. Yeah, it was a foot...

They were both sprinting towards the point. It's a foot race. It's a foot race. It's a foot race. But yeah, Saturday and Sunday, we're like good to watch. Thursday, Friday. We're kind of like, meh, I would say, just because... I mean, usually Friday is the worst day, just because it's...

You see, like, the lower teams play. Ultra Heretics. I said, Serge. My bad. Dude, it was such a good. I mean, the coovers made it all the way to the ending. Now, you were right, it was Serge Ultra. It was in the losers final.

It was Map 1. It was crazy. 250, 249. It's a foot race. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I like the fact that, well, I guess it doesn't matter. I mean, FACE didn't win, which is obviously good. You know, obviously we did no ill will towards it.

But, you know what I mean? A new winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got a new winner. LA thieves obviously You know it's good to see obviously That that roster pan out Obviously with the With what Matt had to give up in order to get those guys

And all that shit Yeah Who did? Dan Goatee Is that, was that his first? First yeah Damn His first one he got

I think he got four seconds or something like that So he was silver surfing finally got one Good for him Yeah good for him Yeah good for him It's my man Dan Dan the man obviously Super happy from my boy Dylan

And then of course The two other dudes Yeah, Dill set it off for them. Yeah, he did go off, right? He had a big clutch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The 1B2. I saw like moments of the event, but

if it wasn't our match, I was kind of not paying attention. Why did it? We play in Halo. I don't know. I'm going to ask them that today, I guess, in the Halo pod, but yeah. Wait, they didn't play the Cup?

No, me and APG were doing a watch party, so we couldn't really watch the, on Saturday and Sunday, so we couldn't really watch these matches. But, yeah, we didn't play in the cup, Shopify didn't play in the cup and Fays didn't play in the cup I think it just didn't matter at all

I mean at this point The only team that played was SSG and then they ended up winning You didn't tell I was like We need you on for the watch party Yeah I did They still didn't show up Well at this point

I feel like their seed is already Like they just won the major They're probably They're probably locked in like first or second seed for the rest of the year Yeah they are Yeah so I mean it's just extra practice Even this upcoming

Weekend is a qualified but they're not playing in that either because they're like, it's like, I think their spots already solidified of what it's going to be for the event. And they don't want the practice? And then then besides that, there's no cups or anything. It's disqualifier this weekend and then a break until the event. And I'm like, what the fuck, man?

Give me something to work with. Next event's Dallas, right, Dreamhack? They're going to be at the venue with Cod. That's just going to be good, too. Yeah, it's just going to be fun. I wonder if they'll be, like, right beside each other. I kind of forget how, like, the Dreamhack venue. They were really.

relatively close at the last one that we went to, but that was like fucking five years, six years ago. That was a long time ago. But like CS was in like the auditorium, which was like on the far left and then Cod and Halo were in like the, or no, was Cod there? I can't remember. I don't think Cod was there. I think it was just Halo. Yeah, Cod wasn't even there. In the moratorium? Yeah, it was in like the big like theater. In downtown Dallas? Yeah, yeah. I don't know what it, but I, remember there was like raised seating it was like a bowl oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it was like a like a theater type venue yeah yeah yeah it's like the oldest stadium like it's it's it's uh

historically protected really yeah and all they can do is upgrade the technology but they can't do any structural changes to that thing that's where they had that's where they had c s go right yeah oh my god i remember something very specific yeah so we go to the cosom or whatever the shit that what that's called oh yeah that's where they had that's where they had watch a game or something. I can't go anywhere because of my foot, but yeah. Bro, yes you can. Oh, the fuck I cannot. That place looks fire.

Have a drink. Are you afraid of being in public with your leg? Not at all. Oh, yo, Hector, I jumped in the pool with swimming, forgot about my leg, kicked the wrong way through it out while swimming. Wait, what? What's wrong with your leg? Oh, from when you injured at work?

Yeah. On the job. Wait, what did you do? You don't remember I got injured. Your knee? I got injured on the job. Yeah. Yeah, but he got.

Could have brought down to that whole company? Bro. Bro. Bro, he got hurt in the pool And I was like, that might be the first time I've ever heard of someone hurt In their leg in the pool I kicked sideways

To not get hurt Exactly, that's what I said That's like supposed to be therapy And then he's like, yeah, I jumped in And I heard it What, you slipped? No, I was kicking sideways And my should just popped

Like your knee popped? Yeah Like something You were trying to make your Something like move Like something happened It hurt Hell yeah, I couldn't walk

You recovered down? I had to stretch it Pop it back in place I just, I just, I just, I just, Mark was like, yo,

I just fucking popped it back in place and walked down the stairs and I was like, you just popped it back in place. I was like, that sounds awful. I see videos of that someone's shoulders

out of place and they're just like, all right, well, yeah, see you know, I watch that shit all the time. Because he was like limping and then he just,

he came roaring down the stairs just ding, ding, ding, and he's like, yeah, I just popped it back in. I was like, it's all happy and shit now.

Uh, I gotta do it to my dog Louie, I got to pick him up and like sort of shift his hip back into place. I get to sit here and watch my right leg become thinner and thinner and then watch my left one become bigger and bigger. Yeah, you're going to have to put a physical therapy and shit.

Dude, I don't know. What the fuck I got to do. I'm just hoping that I'm able to walk normal. Ride a bike. I don't want to sell my boat. I start selling all my shit just because I'm like... Because you got no right leg. I got no right.

Are you just eating out of boredom? No. That's the other thing. Like, I'm doing my utmost to not be a fucking asshole and just eat anything in sight. I was an asshole yesterday. Oh, the Wainstap Day, we were pricks. Yeah, no, I, like Saturday.

He literally kept just going back. If I had a guess, I would say like 50,000 calories probably. Oh, I'll tell you said 50 wins. I didn't eat as much as you guys. You guys were. Brother, brownies, pizza, wings, tenders, goldfish, M&M, surf sides, monsters. Matt, bring up the idiot's episode of Miami.

Everything. I didn't go to the pizza. Everything. The pizza place. You'll see it. I'm fiendin' for a day like that. These guys were literally 30 minutes away from the number five best pizza in the world. Not the number five best pizza in Miami.

Not the number five pizza in Florida. Not the number five pizza in the United States. You know the fuck-up. Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to lie. The pizza we did get was good. No, I'm sure it wasn't better than that. It was good.

I'm telling you, it's wood oven. or firewood What are you going to go from what's up man You heard pizza and you got fucking all antsy and shit What um I don't know where my phone is but It's right there There's a let me find the name of this pizza place

Oh my is this the place We were getting taxed though Seth about that Matt's gonna scroll through Four bagels And then I'll tell him what you stop It's the pizza one Yeah four bagels 100 bucks

I was mind-blown This hey You're going towards the end Yeah right here This Oh Oh Oh, Muna cello.

Wait, you said this isn't it? Yo, this is it. Oh, this is it? Yeah. Oh, it looks like a cool-ass spot, too. We fucked up. We ate outside, but, bro, just wait until you get the, uh, the appetizers were like beyond, beyond anything that I could have hoped for at a fucking pizza spot.

Matt, how do you scroll to the food part? Now I'm pissed. We messed up. Oh, my God. Bro, oh, my God. Bro, the bread, the bread. That's a great start. That's how you do it right there.

Yeah. I don't know how to eat, man. Oh, that's one. Yup, Kim. Bro, this shit right here. Oh, my God. Was that Barada? If you can hear me talk about this, like, out loud, the Carpatcho was insane.

The calamari, bro. Oh, yeah, we messed up. Oh, I didn't know. I thought it was just like a pizza, so I didn't know we were going to come in. Dude, we could have had apps and shit. I am telling you. I told Zini exactly. We were on some shit like, well, it's pizza.

Like, you just order it. or we didn't know it was like this. This right here was the showstopper. Right now. Fuck. We messed up. Watch right here, right here. Oh.

The barata is the best thing there, bro. And then the pizza comes. I got to see the pizza now. With a nice cup of Vino. Yeah, let me see that pizza. Oh, Mark. No, no, no, no. You don't understand.

It looks, bro. It doesn't even do it justice, bro. It is the best, I'm telling you. It is number five in the world for a reason. Oh, what is that? Placing Garland probably like 20 or 30 minutes away. Oh, they snapped in the cheese. Didn't fall off for nothing.

Pornoy guy ranked it like a 9.1. Yeah, that it was some of the best pizza he's ever had this. Oh, he's never been to one with a cello right here. I mean, it's probably not a place like this. I think it's like a real pizza place. Not this fancy, schmancy, fancy shit. All right, we're good, Matt. I'm just getting mad at the fact that these guys.

I would have forced you guys to go. I'm telling you it was. I've been fiending for pizza. The question is, are we going to Toronto? Yes. We are? Are we six? I don't know.

If we do, we got to stay. I don't know. Have we looked into it? If we're going to go to Toronto, just, no, we're not seeing anybody, but just us. Yeah, I know. We're going to be too far. You all got to land drive an hour and a half? No, no.

No, no. Oh, the venue is. The venue is. But y'all, yeah, let's just pick this Airbnb 10 minutes way. Yeah. I mean, I'd be down. I'm down, too, because I want to go to, what's that place? I do want to try the food spots you guys talk about out there, though.

I'm just trying to hit the city. You don't go with those two? I didn't go to the last two. Oh, dude. It's going to be one of your favorite cities. Really? Yeah. You might have to go then if it's fucking, if Mark hasn't even.

What's the place in the rooftop with sushi? With that pasta? Oh my God, what should call it? Wait, so what kind of food is like in Toronto? You know how like Jersey they got Italian. Seth had one of the best steak dinners he's ever had at at cows in the seas. What's it called? Ocean Seafood Prime?

Yeah. Something like that. Ocean Seafood Prime. That's Riley. He said, I've never had food like this before. True? Damn. Is there tacos in Toronto?

Tacos? Yeah, like random. I can't remember. They're everywhere. Yo, can I? Can I? Third place that don't have them? Can I make a proposal?

Oh, no, mind. It just makes no sense. I think we should do a watch party from fucking Tokyo. Yeah. Yeah, our times would be destroyed, though. We were waking up at 1 a.m. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be brutal.

I know, but you get to explain. mobile out there. Yeah? I wouldn't work out there. Oh yeah. Dude, it's doing anything. I'd be up all night. I'm not doing anything.

Yeah. If we go to Tokyo, we're going to be on strictly on vacation. Strictly to explore the city for the third time. Oh, yeah, vlog on the company card. Let's go. Yeah, right. If we do that, it'll be on Hector's card. But we should do that.

Yeah, we needed you for coat. like one of the only places I want to go. No, I wasn't that bad. For what I thought it was going to be, it wasn't that bad. Oh, you guys all paid individual? $500 each. Damn!

No, it was like $3.50. Oh. Yeah, it wasn't $5. Okay, so Kote is a Korean barbecue spot in New York City. They just opened the one in Miami. I got introduced to it through Uncle Sepso and his lovely girlfriend, Miss Chloe Flower.

who has the keys to the city and was able to get his reservation there. Last time I was in New York last year around September for Jude's birthday. Permanented bean paste. Oh my God, dude.

What the fuck? Nick, it's literally rabbit food and the shit is fucking unreal. The best thing of the night was made for fucking hairs. It was a piece of lettuce. Yeah. Fermented bean paste.

Yep. And like, kimchi scalyans. Oh my God. And they said, eat it first. See if you like it. And then if you like it,

try the meat by itself first. And then after that, if you want to make a little like wrap, you wrap it in there. And oh my God, I was eating them just by themselves. What about the steak and eggs, though?

Look for the steak and eggs, Matt, scroll down a little bit. I'll tell you which one is. Nick, this spot's like unreal, no lie. The toast we had with the steak tartar. Bro, I don't even eat that.

I was spreading that shit out. Bro, I tell you, I tell people. I'm like, it'll be like the first time you're eating toast and then you think about what toast has been your entire life. I was thinking, I was like, imagine if they made French toast with this. Oh my God. Bro. The toast was unreal.

Just type in, type in steak and eggs. How do you make a toast so good? Dude, Nick, like. You're right there. Unbelievable. No, left, left, left, left. That's the eggs right there. Right there.

Yeah, but they bring you, that's not the dish. But they bring you eggs and then they bring you two stews. No, they don't bring you eggs. Yeah, no, they brought us like eggs. Okay, so this is steak and eggs, what Matt's opening up right now. Not for this. Because it's caviar, which is the eggs, and then the beef tartar, which is a steak. Oh, dude.

Steak and eggs on toast. Oh, this is steak and eggs? Bro, it's so good. It's so fucking. And also with tartar, I feel like he's supposed to, I hate it. Well, I did hate it, but like that shit tasted like, I could fuck with this. You want to know who that's excellent tartar? The Charles.

Really? You know who has better steak Stake tartar? Trick Rider Which we haven't been yet Which we haven't been to yet And I can't go now because of my foot Dude yes you can't

Stop saying that I can't Why you act like you're Completely immobilized You could definitely go I literally cannot Where they bring out fucking the eggs What was that shit called?

Eggs what? The puffy eggs Yeah she was good It's the best egg they were out of my life It's like egg soup right there And then you pair that with the stew. Oh.

So last, I got me, Jude and Liv reservations to Cote but because we met up with her sister and all that they're like, she's like,

hey, why don't you go with like one of your friends from over here? I was like, uh, bet I fucking hit up, uh,

the guys from Complex Sneakers podcast. And I'm like, Matt Welty and, uh, and Brendan Dunn. And I'm like, yo, let's go to Colette.

And they're like, yeah, we're really, boom, boom, we went. They had it for the first time. They're like, dude,

steak and eggs are so good. Yeah, That was so good. That was a great meal. I'm not going to lie. That was a great, great meal. Definitely best of the year so far. Yeah.

Hands down. Yeah, we had such a good time, man. The major was a great time. It went by so fast, though. It was like, I got there a day later because I changed my flight. I know I should have, but I got there a day later, and it felt like it just flew by. Like, even on the watch party, we were doing, like, the first couple days were still, like, five, six hours, but it just felt like it went by so fast.

I can't even explain it. Was it weather good as well? Yeah, yeah. Always. It didn't rain like at all. At night it was a nice breeze. It was like 85. It was a backyard.

What were y'all doing back to day? This vibe. Listen to the fish, jump out water. Hammered. Random animals. Nah, we didn't drink that much. Oh, y'all were y'all in like a deck where like a boat can park and stuff like that? There was like a couple docks, yeah.

But that wasn't really. boats. What we were pissed about is where we were staying, we had a bridge like basically right next to the house like a walkway

and it had a gate but only the homeowners could get through a gate if they open it it literally goes right to the beach like right on to the beach. Like we would have walked out of that bridge

and seen the ocean. Like 30 steps and would have been at the ocean but they wouldn't let us go through it. Oh really? Yeah. The hell? They wouldn't give us the code.

Really? What if you book it for that reason? We literally reached out to them too. And they said, hey, this is part of the fucking reason we wanted this. Like, it's on the beach. Like, I'm sure if we, like, ask someone that was walking through, they would have let us.

But it's, like, even more weird if they're like, no, if you don't live here. What? Then I would have got mad, like. The next thing you know. Like, why am I getting mad? They live here. I don't. Yeah.

Yeah. It's cool, uh, I get it. But at the same time, like, if they advertise that as part of the package, like, They say private beach? Zinny did all that. Zinni was locked the hell in. I love that. I mean, I would just assume.

He's always good for that, though, too. Yeah, he was locked in. Oh, Nick. Like, where we would sit in the kitchen and eat, I could see, like, right through the bridge, through the trees, and I could just see the water and ocean right through the crack. I'm like, that's a life. Some drinks, some food.

Late night walk over there. Oh, I was so, so fine. What I miss the most is waking up, smoking a joint and drinking my coffee out there. In Miami? Yeah, that was the best for me. It really set it off. Simple things, man. Not about the house, not about the materialistic things.

I love going on vacation and doing what I do at home on vacation. It's so weird. It's the best, right? It amplifies your favorite things. Going to Uber eats, order something to lay in the bed. Even like Uber eatsing food or door dashing food, but you're in a different place at like an Airbnb beer. It tastes better. There's a little something different to it.

It hits different. You're more excited to eat it. Like, you got a new spot to eat it at, new view. Like, it's just everything you love is like amplified. Mm. I am looking forward to DreamHack Dallas, though. I think I'm going to get a, I'm going to try to get a new scooter. Maybe it's something motorized and shit.

A chair, bro. Get a chair. A chair. A chair. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, chair. Yeah, well, at that point, you'll be, what, almost a full month, maybe over a month. You know what? I have it.

I have it. I put it in my. The thing is, I just got through week one And I'm already fucking sick of it Yeah, like this What's that, Matt? What's that? The gladiator

Wait, but it The gladiator Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, but Yeah, yeah, see, I need, I mean, I need, Damn, $3,000, that better, I mean, that is like an indoor golf cart. They do got the mini Gwagons No, but how, how wide is it, Matt?

The mini electric G wagon for a hundred pounds? No, no, how wide, like. like the width of it. Gotta be something you can rent, like rent for an event. All-terrain mobility, just in the mountains. Amazing ground. Oh, here we go, here we go.

Let me see the front. I want to know what the width of it is. Take the gladiator to me out. 25 inches? How wide is this? That's two of me. About 17 and 18. Two of me.

Like 17. Oh, shit. Adaboy. Joe, come on Joe. truck. Dude, that's what I need. I need to rent something like this. I can just be mobbing around in there and shit.

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Who do you suck your teeth for you? Bro, we are literally right back. Who do y'all play? We play Saturday. We play Sanctuary. We play Sanctuary. So you want to be on Friday or Saturday? Oh, you got Halo? Well, no, I can't be on Saturday. We play Serge on Saturday. It's like, oh, we're back. Yeah, we're playing a team that got second back to back. Fucking Zid, yeah.

Zed is hilarious. He'll just see some shit in the game and be like, brother. Fucking Zid. People give Surge a lot of shit for getting four-oed in finals, but it's like, bro, they just got second twice. Yeah, as a team that, like, you're not seeing that team is like, oh, they're getting top two for sure.

It was just back-to-back-back, though. So it's like, I mean, it's not a good look but it's like people just They dwell so hard They also never won before They start laughing at them Oh, they got shit on again

Ah But it's like, bro, they just got second twice Like, I'd rather be in their situation than Oh yeah, no, without a doubt No, I'm uh, I'm sorry I'll be on all weekend actually man Yeah, every day? Every fucking day

Okay Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah We're doing a... Are we locking it in for Saturday? Yeah, Are we getting the sandwiches? What sandwich?

What's the capriotties? Oh, yes. All right, don't say less. Capriotties is in the building. Fuck yes. I love me some capriottis. Are we locking in Saturday though for what we're doing? Oh yeah.

So this Saturday we're also going to be doing a whatnot stream after the matches. So Matt or Riley, whoever wants to fucking put that shit together so we can be live right away, the right way. We got a bunch of artwork We're gonna do some shoes We got a lot We got some cool shit We got some cool shit I just got the new designs

For the new mouse pads I got oh I need that I actually do a new one no bullshit Yeah I got sure I got you're saying Say less Um Yeah I got I've been so fucking productive

I can't even believe You know how I was stuck in a rut And I said it in my head I was like stuck in a rut now I'm really stuck in a fucking rut Yeah And my brain is bad timing My brain is like you fucking silly

motherfucker Now you're not fucking wrong. What you're going to do? Shit. Relaunching, Bashers, relaunching in Hexquarters. I haven't done a Hexcour's apparel drop in.

I haven't done a basher's apparel drop since 2015. About time. Jesus. I know, I know. It's going to be fire. It's got fire. I'm psyched, man.

I've been, I've been, you've been in the lab? I've been in the lab with a pen and a patch and get some label off. Well, you got so much time now. I mean, now.

Dude, tell me about it. You got nothing but time. Just hanging out and working and playing Minecraft. Just playing Minecraft. with fucking maniac. This guy, I launched, so I wanted to jumpstart

the Minecraft thing before I implemented my idea for the show that I want to do. So as soon as we're done with that, I'm gonna fucking do this new thing. I have two ideas.

Oh, we had something going to. No, we do, we're gonna finish it. So I'm working on the- After that, we got another one. A dope-ass one. A dope-ass one. I'm working on this island

and then he's like, come on, somehow he gets on the server. This guy stays on. I get off, because I got a call or whatever. This guy stays on the first day for 10 hours. Does all the work in the farm.

Like, what the fuck do I got to do now? Yeah, I just came in and infiltrated. No, I mean, I haven't been on Minecraft in so long. I was like, man, it's boring-ass game. But I was like, you know, hax is on early mornings. I was like, cool. This would be good for me. Like, I want to play something chill, man.

I got on Halo the day before, played a few games. And I was like, I can't do this no more. I need like something slow, something chill. So I got on Minecraft. Hex had a little bit done and I basically just did all of it. I expected to get on for like three, maybe four hours. And then like when Hex gets off, I'll get off, maybe hang out. But and then I got on.

And I just, once you, at first, I was like, man, this is so annoying. Like learning all the shit again and like remembering what I got to do and what level or diamonds found on and all that. But once I got like the hang of it, like four hours in, I was. so hooked. Like never, I stayed on for 10 hours straight, just on stream grinding it. Hell yeah. And there hasn't been something like that, that I've done something like that since. Ever, man.

There's nothing like Minecraft. Minecraft's the perfect game if you have ADHD. Because you're like, all right, I got to go get diamonds. But when you go down and get diamonds, you find a new cave. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck, I got to go get this shit. So you go back. You go back up to the surface to get whatever you want.

Then you see the farm. Fuck, I better do this first before I go down. And then you're like, fuck, this guy got out. So you're chasing. a fucking cow and then you bro you just go on this loop it really is an ADHD game yeah because that's exact

you go for diamonds but then you you I don't know forget something or you find a cave and you're like oh let me go fucking put it on armor to go get it but then you come up you see the farm you got to do that then you're like let me feed the cows the pigs

the chickens that then you got to replant it all then you're like oh what about the sugar cane go get the sugar cane put that away then you go back down then you see coal then you're like oh yeah I do need coal so you start getting Cole. The next thing you know, you don't even go get your diamonds because your ADHD is just running you fucking everywhere. Best game of all time, maybe. So my, my, uh, my stream schedule next week is going to be like set in stone. Really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This, this week is

what time, what time are you like starting? Usually, because of the drug that I'm taking, it's, uh, it's like, it's like 800 milligrams of ibuprofen or some shit. Uh-huh. Like, they make me sleep and I've been getting up like at eight, nine. Yesterday I was supposed to get on at seven so that I can like work, grind a little bit before he got on at eight. But I'm doing, I'm doing that. I'm on call of duty next week. Really?

Yeah, I'm on cod next week and I'm also doing the, uh, the schedule one. What are you doing on our cod? You're going to play with us? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. No more, no. No more, umu.

No more, umu, man. Damn. Yeah. What happened to Huma? Yeah. What happened to Hutz. Hodge is a, it's a, it's a political pundit. No.

No. For the far left. Bro, yesterday I was watching the, I was watching the vlog and Hutch was in the same video. And I paused it right as he started talking about, guys, if you're a Republican, do not watch this video. Anyway. But yeah, I know I'm down to play next week. I should be warmed up and all. Okay.

We'll get you in with the squad a couple days maybe. Dude, we didn't. I was going to start playing pickleball. I was going to start taking golf lessons. Yeah. I literally had it all set up and then this fucking walking shit. I get to play pickleball next Monday. Yeah, dude.

Hell yeah. I mean, there's a couple of paddles right here, but you should take the one that I have. Yeah? Yeah. Wait, where did you get those paddles from? Those paddles are from when we do the Fandle one, the one that I bought. Oh, so we have them. Yeah.

Are those like nice paddles? I don't know. Pass me those? Pass me one? The white one time? I'm taking one of those. I don't think these are the... I don't know.

Are you? Those are some basic shit. No, right? No, I'll get you. I'll get you mine. No, there's no way. These seem solid. Yeah, they seem solid.

I'm telling you, I got the same one that TP got. Hell yeah. The elite shit. It's got an optic logo on it already. Really? Customized the fuck out of that shit. Boy, Tyler Polchow is a legend. Yeah, he is a Polchow legend for that shit.

You guys been, did you guys watch the games at all? Yeah. Yeah, we were watching. We were watching NBA and H. H. Every night. Bose, what do you think? We watched a little bit of the draft.

Do you think that if Steph Curry wins, he's the number three best basketball player at all time? And then LeBron gets kicked out to fourth of all time? And Kobe is number two. They're probably both going to get bounced out. Well, I mean, Golden States winning right now, but the Lakers aren't. Lakers are not.

Yeah, Lakers are down one, three one. Rumors. It might be his last year. LeBron. Yeah, right. Jude, bro. Jude is... Jude...

That'd be crazy. crazy. For the first time ever in my life? No. You're gonna cry when brought tires. Me? Well, Hex is going to be happy. I'm not going to be happy either.

Let's just get it. Let's just get it. Try when Jordan retired? No, Ian, come on. What about when? I only cry when dogs die. When there was a rapper, has there been a rapper, an actor, a son? Kobe.

Kobe, I was, Kobe, because I had COVID that weekend, because it was the opening weekend of Minnesota. Minnesota opening and I was really sick stuck in my room and I saw that and I was homesick and shit. Like I did I did get a little emotional when I saw that shit. But no, besides that, like, no, I don't think, and I think that if I wasn't sick, I don't think that I would have the same sort of emotional reaction to that. Like me when I'm hungover, crying on TikToks, IG reels.

Yep. Shit about dogs. When I'm hungover, I'm emotional. Why I cried at Seth's wedding. Just fucking beyond. Yeah, that's why. Not because it was beautiful. Just beyond hungover.

It's all right to admit, man. That was the reason I did cry, but like my emotions. They get out of control when I'm hung over. Yeah. I feel like I could get tearyed when I see people get drafted. To the Army and shit? No, to the NFL or something. Yeah, there's a couple good reactions from players.

I mean, that's like their lifelong dream. Yeah, it's like, damn. They finally just made it trajectory. What about what about Shadour Sanders though? Oh, yeah, that was crazy. Yeah, we were mind-blown. We were talking about that every night. Like, he's got to go second round.

Then he doesn't go second round. that shit go. He didn't even go second. No, he went third. No, they hated on him. What could that be, though? And then there was an anonymous. Literally, actually said, literally hate on him.

Yeah, bro, the way that he, the way that he's acting as a confident person, like that. They don't like that shit, man. They want to keep you in your box and that's it. They need soldiers, not fucking. Shoulder will come out in an interview and be like, I mean, we wouldn't want a game if 13 didn't drop the ball.

Like, they don't, they want someone who's, though. Quarterback is usually like, well, yeah, if I, you know, kind of take the fall for it. Yeah. There's a lot of plays

in that entire game I could have. Like our defense, if I wasn't getting sacked, I mean, we could have. And you also got to think about one of the things that I saw too is that obviously Dion, neon,

motherfucking two-way Sanders, fucking, it's an outspoken dude, has had success in college coaching. So no matter where that, like,

he's using his son as an entrance into him, Maybe coached. Oh yeah, for sure, for sure. So, like, you know, as a coach, as a coach, you got to be like, fuck, that's a motherfucker's after my job. I can see that too.

I could definitely see that too. That's actually, I didn't really think of it that way when the job was going down. They're probably like, damn, we get his son. My shit's in trouble too. Yeah. So, I don't know,

FWCF baby might be a little bit happy about that, that up and come and quarterback. We'll see how I plays. There was an anonymous, anonymous coach that said like he's just not that good and like it was an anonymous I don't know who it was

maybe it'll come out but he was like he's just I forget exactly what he said but he was like he's cocky or something and he's just not that good there probably is a lot of hype around him just because it's either going to fuel his fire or gonna break yeah it's definitely it's definitely a fuel his fire

yeah but you know I don't know I haven't seen a play I haven't seen any of his highlights I don't I don't know fucking literally nothing. They pranked them and shit. You saw that? Yeah, that's fucked up. One of the sons of another college, the son of the coach of another college.

And they video recorded themselves doing it. And uploaded it. Yeah, who cares? Yeah, that's like if you're going to do that, that's like, because what's going to happen? Nothing. They just pulled the prank. The kids being dumb. Very.

He, like, publicly apologized? Did he? Yeah. why and then he was like thankfully should door picked up the phone and heard me out like he went on a full public apology why do it then you're recording it like you know it's bobbed yeah i don't know just bought that's so fucked up that's so fucked up oh fucked up you're gonna have to keep waiting that's so fucked it's fuck it's fuck because he did deserve to go in in one of the earlier rounds that's why it sucks and and be and not because of his athletic

ability or his accomplishments and his acumen, he didn't get picked up for external reasons, whether that's attitude, parents, etc. Oh, yeah. So that is where life gets in the way of talents a little bit in situations like that, I think. Yeah, I don't know.

Jinksie leaks that he made over 450 on Twitch last month. Damn! I mean, I don't surprise me. That's it. 50 more, and he catches up to the skumper jumper. That's it. Yeah, right. But I'm thinking 80,000 subscriptions.

I mean, that's... I mean, he's grinding, too, though. He's got 236 hours streamed. I mean, he is... He's on all day? Yeah, I mean, that's, too. I mean, think about it. 160 hours is four weeks of work.

I mean, if you base it off the 40-hour week, he's doing like 80 extra hours in a month. I mean, that is grinding. There really isn't a lot that I wouldn't do for $450 to a month, though. Oh, I mean... And he loves it. He probably loves it. I mean,

450 month is crazy. That is so nuts. Yeah, we should all bring up our best months. I don't even, bro. As I've been streaming, my thing has been saying, I have to update some partnership. Yo, what were you saying?

Wait, what were you saying about? Oh. We're still in Miami. What were you saying? Well, you guys were like, if you'd bet me, oh, no, we were talking about if we had like all the people we know here,

like rich people if they could, I'd be like, yo, yeah, let me get 100,000. I'll swim across this and back around. Yo, the river, we kept bringing it up. We're like, yo, what would it take for you right now? I said, Zin and stop exactly what you're doing, swim across the river at night. And we were just throwing numbers.

Both y'all, $25,000, not both, just $25,000. What if you do that? Bro, it's 50 feet there. You're not faster than a clock. Mark was like, I'm in right now. And then they started saying 50? don't throw him. He would a good time.

How are we going to do it? I know the money's good. Just how it can we get it by Monday? I would have been $50,000. He was like, and if I did that, we're extending our trip an extra day. Oh, God. I even pay you not to stream on Sunday. Yeah.

Oh, God, pay you not to stream with you. Your own money. There wasn't even that far. Ah. He would have made it? 50,000? And then we said, would you swim 200 yards into the ocean and back at night. Riley's like, oh,

yeah for sure. At night. 200 yards. 200 yards and back. So that's 400 yards. Like it seems fine, but in the ocean is way different

than in a swimming pool. At night. That's so much harder. Let's just say somehow run out of breath like halfway across the river. At least like a float to the murky,

grab a tree in the ocean, you are done. Yeah. 200 yards, two football fields in the ocean. And then Zim was like, I definitely did that when I was a kid.

No. Shut and with it. Yeah, he said 50 yards. Oh, 50 yards. Even 50 yards is far out there. And the ocean is off the beach is far. And the ocean's insane. I don't know.

I don't think I'll be down to do something like that. On either occasion. Bro, it was small, Nick. It would have been the freest money ever. It was at night you close your eyes, swim forward, close your eyes, swim back, 50,000. Yo, 100 men versus one gorilla. There's the fucking... The talk of the...

The talk of the internet. I mean, what do you think, Seth? I think if they have no, I think if it's a hundred men randomly... 100 of you? Versus a gorilla. Done.

Like, I'm getting destroyed. What? If it's 100 randomly selected men and John Jones and fucking... John Jones ain't getting picked. But you never know. Bro, 100... I would do like...

If it's just 100... 10 UFC fighters. 10 UFC champions versus one gorilla. The gorilla's still going to... I don't think so. Listen, there's so much technique. They can get a gorilla's arm. Someone's going for his leg.

Are you fucking kidding me? 10 UFC? That gorilla is a big of his body. That gorilla is ripping them off of him. Like, there's nothing. Listen, if 100 humans are in a certain, it's a fucking, imagine a water tank, right? And then they put the gorilla in there with 100 men. I promise you that thing is going to get destroyed.

Three maniacs versus one John Jones. He would rip you in my name. He'd destroy you Dude Bro 100 men We are gonna fucking Destroy this thing I promise you

Yeah he's get bro It just takes a little strategy Wait let me see that You know how out of breath All rush him He's dead Bro what if he's He's pissed

You There's a hundred of us That's literally what me Versa Gorilla would look like Like they don't know What they're doing I'm in there Hang

Hang Hang He's not That's not He's not even throwing them bitches for real. He's going to get slammed. 50 men would fuck up a gorilla. Oh my God.

One on one though, my lord. Oh, my God. No, if you're getting sent out one by one, that's different. Also, he would get toxic. Is that video? Matt, is that video that we just saw the one where the lady's like, somebody got the zookeeper. That thing is pure muscle.

Oh, holy shit. Somebody get to zookeeper. I think I've seen that. You see that right? It's like the two guerrillas start fighting. and she was like, no, no, somebody get the zookeeper. The fuck, they're too wild. Dudekeeper walks in, hey.

Not if they hit him with a trank. See, the other thing is, like, they have, their fangs are like, fucking three inches. See, that's what I'm mostly worried about is a swipe out your face and just rips your fucking face off. What if you punch him and you hit his fang on action? Look, look, look at those fangs. Bro, I ain't going to lie, though.

This is kind of gruesome, but, like, if this is actual real situation, if that thing fell to the ground, I'd be doing the, most disgust uh i go for his eyes yes i try to rip his ear off i'd do the most crazy i'd do the most crazy around it oh my god and just fucking squeeze that he's fucking biting your cross what let him bite you he's biting me i'm squeezing as hard as i can and we're just he finally passes out he is throwing you off like you're like he has blood leaking from his nose and i'm just out on my back he falls on you dead fucking lifts you,

fucking opens your mind. He's getting fucked up. You got to think about how tired of animals in real fights. Sometimes animals will get so tired that they'll just fall down and give up. Think about humans. And just like get eaten. Think about 100 random humans. You've got a couple absolute bums in there.

Oh yeah. They go first. Wear them out. Nobody's baiting. Everyone has to rush them. We already talked about this. Nobody's going first. You look around.

Nobody. If you stutter step, we're going to get destroyed. So we all need to rush this guy and just... Yeah, I'll be in the back line. You signed up for this. Just know your life can end in 30 seconds. But everyone gets a million dollars. Well, that's how they used to hunt.

That's how they used to hunt lions in Africa. No, but they had tools. They had spears and arrowheads. A group of men would chase it down and then just keep chasing them. Because our stamina and running is way higher than a lion. So by the time that they caught up to the lion who was, no longer able to run. Dunk.

Maine, Heath, jewelry. Just one bat to the head. Bunk. Oh. That's how easy it'll be. Matt,

where are we at, man? How come you haven't told me we're at? That's not, Matt. A hundred men are losing to a gorilla. I will stand. How much time?

How long have we been on? The gorilla would be so tired. John Jones. John Jones. John Jones. Click that one. Click that one. Okay.

That's a chimpanzee. The question that we have right now is if the human race can elect one man to go up against a full-grown chimpanzee, let's just say a fresh out of adolescence fucking chimpanzee and the alpha of the pack. John Jones. John Jones? I wouldn't pick John Jones. What else is that a pick? I would pick a heavyweight. Strategically fuck this.

I would definitely pick a heavyweight. You need something with like. You need skill. Yeah, Kane. Yeah, free cane. Yeah, free cane. Fuck, that's a good question. I would say, like,

prime fucking Mike Tyson or something shit. Just squaring up? Just an absolute unit that's willing to die. Bite him? Bite his ear off. Exactly. I'm going John Jones. He knows the techniques.

He knows wrestling. He knows how to snap his fucking neck. Look how scary. that third one in the top row looks? Try to bite you, bro. I would be... Well, the thing is this, it's like a human, a human instinctively is going to be

attacked by a champ and be like, oh man, like, how do I not hurt this fucking thing? But if you go in there knowing that you're going to fight this thing, then you do approach to fight differently. You're getting something. Look at that. You're getting something. Five embozes or John Jones?

Don't. No. Dude, no, man. Are you out of your mind? There's a strategy. Five of you versus John Jones. Yes, he has one punch knockout power. I don't. You just don't eat it like that.

He's throwing all five of you. You guys are out of your mind. He is round-housing Mark one time. He's dodging the roundhouse. Think about this. And your other two, each grab one arm. It's not going to work like that. And then the other two grab his legs.

You're strong enough to where you would. And then the other guy's just bowing. Bro, he's so big and tall and his length. He'll be able to at least space out for like 10 seconds. and that'll be enough to drop up to her thing. He'd probably be smiling at you all the whole time. Oh, he'd love it. He'd love it.

He'd stick someone as soon as they got close. Laughs at you. Ha, ha, ha, Lou. Like, he would need 10 of me. Fortnite emotes? I would say, like, seven could beat him. Seven of me could be John Jones. You see that fight in the locker room where they...

I don't even know. Oh, yeah, he got hit, and then he was like... He's our emote and he got cracked so bad. I don't like laughing at it because I don't know if the kid's special needs kid or if he's just, like, nerdy. But that she was fucking. He got cracked. The guy in the camera.

just dying laughing with the best laugh ever. Oh, man. Bose. All right. So going back to this thing and chat, you guys can jump into this thing in the comment section below. If Steph Curry gets another championship in LeBron's era, is LeBron now a part of Steph Curry's era?

If you say Bill Russell's better than Jordan, sure. No one's saying that. No one saying that. No one saying that. All right. Dude, it's not in a conversation. I love Steph and I know he's not winning the shit. Okay, but who's better though?

LeBron or Steph? It's not even a question. Yeah. Bring up the stats. I'm taking LeBron driving up the stats. Bring up the stats. I'm going to trust LeBron to get a rebound. Actually, let's bring up Bill Russell and Jordan.

I'm going to trust Curry from the three to, I'll tell you that. There's no way. Okay, here, Steph Curry, same as LeBron. How many seasons? 16 versus 22. Listen, if LeBron continues to just play, he's going to outpace everyone and no one's ever going to beat him because no one's going to play 22 seasons.

Playoff, Steph Curry, 10. Cups 1,0, 1. Finals MVP 4. So LeBron's been every time he's won, he's been the MVP. Like how you've been in the league, how you've been in the league, how you've been in the league every year? Do Jordan versus LeBron now. Damn, you can just do this?

Mike is drinking honey. Bro, LeBron's taking care of his body. Exactly. Think about that. Was he actually? Even, even? Yeah, bro. You ever see Mike on the off day?

Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Think about that. Think about that. Even under a hangover. Winning, winning, winning. And drinking and playing golf, gambling. Dude.

Not taking care of his body the way LeBron takes care of his body. Look at this shit. LeBron James 4 versus 6. LeBron James, NBA seasons 22. Jordan 15. Dude, bro. They were fucking back then. He played 13.

Dude, look at this. Wait, Jordan went six for six, finals MVP too? I mean, bro, what could you say? The thing is, is like, there's gonna be, like, in 10 years. I thought LeBron's fault, he has longevity. Cool.

Boring leader 10? I think it's much cooler to be playing as long as he is than have two extra championships. Having a good 60 years of basketball. Who cares? Whoa. I did, I accomplished what you can't in a shorter amount of time.

And I have a Jordan shirt on one. Wait, do you actually? But he also probably had better teammates. Who? Jordan. Michael Jordan. Jordan. Jordan had better teammates than who?

LeBron. LeBron, who created and started the wave of it's okay to leave your team behind to go join a fucking bigger force. What was Jordan before Pippin? A loser. He didn't even, he couldn't. Jordan before Pippin couldn't even win over 500% or 50% of his game. regular season.

Defensive player and he was drinking on the job. Jordan couldn't get over 50% wins. It's the same reason why I think Brett Farb is one of the greatest quarterbacks ever. The motherfucker was on drugs,

drunk the whole time still throwing fucking dimes. Jordan had losing Wranglers in regular season. With his wranglers. I'm telling you right now like, Pippin saved that team.

Scoring leader, LeBron James, once. Jordan. 10. Dude. That's crazy. The league was shit back.

Oh my god. No, it's not. It was more violent. Let's put up Walt Chamberlain to fuck you. No, let's throw up big timers clip. You can't raise the ceiling that you're playing in. The ceiling's the ceiling. The ceiling's the ceiling. Dude. He's only won once. That's why. The ceiling's the ceiling. It's not. You're still playing the hardest. Just because Big Timer said it doesn't mean it's fucking set and stone truth and can't be. Not that is true. That is gospel of the whole. The big timer speaks. So Bill Russell's the best.

to ever play because no one has won 11 chips no but that's a completely different argument not really yeah yes it is how because he wasn't as individually because that you're judging off chips points in efficiency in the league and you got a guy that can win 11 chips in a league in lebron's 16th season how many points you had and how many jor did jr i do not count ogre twos 22 wins in two seasons better than snake bites rain for the last 14 years even though it's ogre two Do one more. Wait, was Bill Russell like that? Yes, man.

He literally clears Jordan. And his fucking henny. He clears that trash fucking drunk. Bro. Yo, yeah, could you pull up the clip? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, could you pull up the clip of the kids seeing Jordan? He's like, yo, that's Michael Jordan.

He's like, watch that damn car on the street, man. Yeah, he's like, get out of here. Yeah, Jordan, though, like taking a pig. I love that, though. I love that. Listen, you ain't never, ever, ever, ever see Jordan. Because they were scared. Look at this clip, Nick.

Turn it out, turn it out, turn it up. Is that LaBello? Yo, Le M. Put that phone down. You know, that's so good. From the beginning, Matt. Watch out behind you, man. We're gonna see the Mellon ball.

Kids wearing Jordans. That's not what he'll have. Michael Jordan. Put that camera down. Yeah, I love that. Can I got a pick? No. I love that. I don't know why.

It only works with Michael, though. Do you know why it works? Because he's the fuck them kids. Like, why? But why, what made him get like, is it just him? Well, because, uh... Because I love it, though. I don't know why.

It was Chris Paul. And he says, if Jordan misses a shot, everybody in the stadium gets free shoes. You know how that happened? In the camp? Yeah, in the camp. Yeah, the camp. Oh, yeah, I have seen that. And Jordan just bangs every shot.

He didn't make a single one. He said, fuck them kids. None of them getting no preaching. Yeah, that's hilarious. What's Michael Jordan's favorite quote? Fuck them. That's why every single time, like, like. So he actually said that?

No, he didn't say fuck them kids. But he made it clear. He made it clear by making it every single shot. I thought he actually said it. Oh. So my life spent a lot. I thought he said that. Bro, it was, it was at a, it was at a Jordan camp.

Yeah, that's hilarious. That is funny. It's far. Jordan shows up and you're like, 2016 is going viral of Michael Jordan and Chris Paul at a basketball camp where Paul made a bet with Jordan that if he missed three shots in the shooting drill, the entire camp would get a free pair of Jordans.

He's hitting three years too. Including one where Chris Paul tried to cover his eyes, resulting in all the campers going home. That is kind of, I ain't got a lot. Fuck with that. That's so legit. It's like Seth playing the one-by-wobie. bros.

But I just don't get free kills at all. I just 10-0, 10-1. I see Seth going above and beyond to make sure that people know that he's missing a purpose. He'll jump out of the corner, lock in on the guy, and then shoot way left. You know what I'm saying? Not barely missed, so he shoots

way left over there. Yeah, I'm not getting turned on. What? I'm not making it a close turn on. Then I'm getting clipped. Oh, man. That's so good. Yeah, the NBA is hilarious. When you get a chance to look

Chaz NBA and just watch that when you go home. It's all like, yeah, he like, it's like, he has like the audio of the game, like so you can hear all the players talking shit and they'd be saying some funny as shit. Do you see, uh, who's the dude for the Celtics? The Jalen Brown?

Yeah. Yeah. The, did you hear he said, uh, they might be the magic, but we're the magic, or we got the magic over here. No Harry Potter. Everyone was like, right here.

Everyone's just like, cringiest shit ever. Like, like, ooh, I like that. Oh, I like that. Like, he did not like that. Like, God, I would hear that and be like, I can't lose this. Yeah, we're going to lose now. My God.

Like, I heard that and I was like, wow, I'll never get that guy's jersey. Wait, no, that wasn't that bad. I mean, he said no Harry Potter. Like, yeah, Harry Potter. I'm after that, it's just, that's a great. What's up with Anthony Edwards, though? He's fucking locking down Braun. He would never lock down cold back that.

That guy's hilarious. I mean, he's great. He said, that's a tech. You saw he said the other fan? Oh, exactly. Like, Rudy got 300 mil. He was wilding. Really?

Yeah, and he told the thing, he's like, my dick big getting yours, too. He got fined for it. Like, it's the crazy shit ever. It is an entertaining finals, I'll give you that. My dick, big, big, big. He said, I said, 200 mil and my dick bigger than you. He said, Rudy got 200 mil and my dick bigger than yours. And then Rudy's like 300 mil.

Wait. How do you think the fan feels after a shit like this? He checks into the game after her. It's so great. Then checks into the game. You know who's cheer that? Joey, as he was, yeah. Oh, Joe is loving it.

Joe is loving it. But I love that because not that I love that, but like, bro, he don't care he's going to get fine. He knew he's going to get fine. He did just don't get it. I mean, you saw what he did with his baby mama, right? That's what you should have done with yours. What? What did his baby mama tell him?

Put up the baby mama thing in Anthony Edwards. Genius. He basically gave her to 1.2 mill up front and said, don't call me. He said, for all the 18 years. The 18 years. The 18 years is child support. Bro. He was whaling, though.

I don't know if you saw the process. She texted him like, yeah, I'm pretty. He's like, we're not having a baby, take the plan B or whatever he's telling her. And she would text him like, hey, and he would say, send a video. She'd be like, hey, he'd be like, send a video. All the text threats says, send a video or her taking the pill. Really? It's the craziest shit ever.

It was trending on Twitter. Send a video. I'm surprised there wasn't like uproar about that or something. Like, man, trying to force a woman, but that's her to sit. No, no, it was a big thing. And then it blew over. And then he, look, send a video. They just spamming that over and over.

Hell, no, I can't do this. Well, the thing is, the thing is, and I saw this on a TikTok somewhere. They asked. An abortion, L.O.L. Honestly, I had an abortion with my son around two years ago, and I regret it every day. Man, you can't force a kid in the world. That's not the point. I said I had an abortion two years ago, and I regretted it.

Yeah, but I don't want a kid. Look how cute, though. Send the video. The video question mark. Where's the video? What the fuck? Why are you repeating the same shit? And then he changed it.

The video questioner. It's fucking insanity, bro. He's like, he said, send da video with DA and then he's like, maybe I should write properly. So she had the kid? Where the video? And he just gave her the mill or whatever it was up front. Yeah, so it's child support.

It's like, it's like it's going to be 1.2 over the course of 18 years. He said, here's one. point two don't ever call me again. Well, the question is, the question is, are you gonna, like, be in his life? Yeah, I'm sure you will. If a woman can have the choice, obviously, and it's a thing, right?

Like, it's, it benefits it. If she says, I'm gonna keep it, the dad is at any point, just gonna take care of it because that's the way the law is. But what if she wants to not, what if she wants to get rid of the baby and the huntspin and the man wants to keep the baby?

I don't know. Her body, her choice. I have the comments are gonna go. I hey I don't I listen All I'm all I'm here I am playing devil's advocate I don't believe in any of that

If you hit something And She says she's pregnant Shit Wait what's this What's this? LeBron likes this No he does not

He does He's plotting right now He is That 31 isn't as safe As you think it is Joe That's ever seen Ah bro That lead isn't as safe

What did it is Joe? He's Lebron's LeBron's seeing that. Rock, it's tomorrow. LeBron watch that. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, that is going to do it. If you guys believe that staff Curry is greater than Michael, than not Michael, then fucking LeBron James.

We've been on for an hour and eight. We'll see you guys next time. Goodbye. Typing? Braun better. Just yapping. LeBron's better.