OpTic Podcast - ACTIVISION'S FAVORITISM TOWARDS PROS | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 27

Episode Date: July 1, 2021

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Think about it. If they bite you, all you have to do is shove your hand down their throat. They're just like, ah, oh. Welcome, welcome, welcome to episode number 25 of the Obdick podcast. 27? Are you sure it's 27, Josefell? Because I can clearly read that that says 24. He doesn't even know how many episodes.

He has. Can we get production to get in line? A thousand bucks, Josefo will say. is that it's 27. Matt? We have a bet. No, you know, I'll cover it. Say it to the podcast. All right now, we're looking at a screen that says episode number 25.

No. Josefo. What? Not that. What? The haircut. Oh, yeah. Well, we're going to talk about that haircut right now.

Okay. Are we? Yeah. So what is it? Episode number 27? All right. You owe with Josefo a thousand bucks. No.

Matt didn't bet him. He said he doesn't have that type of money. And then I said, I'll cover, but he didn't say, all right. You should have booked it, man Anyway, this episode is brought me by Credit Carmas, I just said Today we have our usual Ghost hosts and co-hosts Maniac, welcome

Hello You seem thrilled to be here I am Seth, welcome You seem thrilled to be here I've been trying to turn a new leaf of positivity Oh, nice Fuck yeah

I like that We don't have to worry about 4-1, good vibes No you haven't noticed at one time something that I wouldn't do that I've gone out of my way to do and I really all right well I guess I gotta work harder

stay at it I for one do see the positivity coming out of you Seth yeah right I appreciate it I've been forcing myself to smile for five minutes a day so I'm just looking at it is really yeah we lost a phase Seth looks at me goes good try Matt

how much you can do there thanks man that much we can do there oh man yo so right off camera right before this this this podcast I asked Seth how much it would take

how much money would take Seth ah saith I asked Seth I did say that weird I've been saying I've been seen like I don't know what it is my maybe it's because I spoke Spanish like the entire weekend

I don't know I'm bilingual anyway I was saying How much would it take to get Seth to cut a hair exactly like Maniac and he said $500? I said $500 and then he countered with

$1,000. I would love to see that. And then I counter back with $750. Actually? It's booked. It's booked. When do I have to get it though? No, no, no, I got it.

Well, I want to get it when I'm actually going to get my haircut. I'm getting a haircut Thursday. I'm getting a cut Thursday. Can't grow the beard. Unless I shave downstairs and get some muddy glue. Really glue. Way better, yeah. She actually has a pretty big beard.

It doesn't look good. Personally, you should probably just shave it all off. Does it not? No, it looks good. I think it needs to comb it a little more. It's really, well, now it is thick. Now when I'm combing it, it like pulls my hairs and shit. I'm getting to that level.

It used to be hell of fucking patchy. especially can you tell what side's the patch side? Yeah let's do this one the far right one Yes it is Yeah yeah It's like it's funny

It's funny to me that it started coming in When you started getting him in the face By like eight ounce clubs No it started coming in I think when I got sober I think like really Your hormone levels are Back to I guess normal Wait you think that

It was always like more fucked up And like down here It would never fill in I'd have like a patch under my chin, but now it's like kind of filling it. I can't still to this day. I'm 41 years old. I can't grow a beard.

Also your exercise. And I'm getting testosterone injections, which boosts your testosterone. Wait, like, uh, like, uh, what is steroids? Steroids. Something like that. Because my natural test is low. What's that mean? Gives in a cup?

Like the average. How do they measure that? Uh, they get your blood work. The average, like, The average testosterone level The average testosterone level For some of my age Will be like

900 900 to 1100 And mine was at like 450, 500 Yeah So Mine 100% has to be low I shouldn't be

I shouldn't go I shouldn't get this mad You said yours is low 100% Yours is probably high No I can't My brother said he's like Your testosterone level

low and I'm like why he's like because you go from zero to 100 on the anger scale like immediately and you like apparently if you have low testosterone you get angrier if you're a man or you have a short fuse you get random stiffies it's easy to test talk to the thing

it's easy to test do you get random stiff you should go in you should go in and just get it tested who do I go to this place I go to all right it's called total men something all right yeah let me let me get now I'm vlogging again so that would be a good thing.

I don't have to get naked or anything, because I can't put that in the vlog. No. They're going to be like, I thought I was watching Hax. I didn't know I was watching E.T. To take your blood, they'll get it out of the arm.

To take your, just save color, like all rolls. To take your blood, they'll get it out of the arm, but they inject it in your butt. Can't do that. They inject what?

My same blood that they took past that. Like, they'll just, they'll put it in your butt, push it in, then they'll give you a little massage. Wait, the blood that they, The blood that they take out of me goes inside my butt?

No. To test it to see if you're lower than that they're going to take it out of your own. That's why it didn't make sense. That's why I asked. I'm going to put in your ass. So you're good to go. It's not even part of the protocol. They're just like, he's just into it.

Does it hurt to get a shot in your butt? I've never got one there. It like pinches a little bit. But no. Oh my God. Guys, Seth. I mean, Seth.

What? Wait. they didn't put a band-aid on my shit I got the I got the Pfizer this morning I saw you were roasting vaccine I saw you were roasting Hutch and Jack

yeah they got the JJ yeah what's the difference I don't know I just know that Hutch really takes it seriously so the vaccines yeah

so of course so of course I have to make fun of them so I got the the Pfizer I got my first shot I have to go to Mexico to do some some some stuff

and the place that I'm going to demanded that I had vaccinated or vaccination. So I got one done and then the other one comes in later. But I don't know. Anyway, I got it this morning. I feel good. Is that the first one? What? Is that the first one?

Yeah. And then the second one's the one that makes you sick? Yes. Oh, to the mic? Yeah, just do this. And then I just did. Production teams getting pissed. There you go.

See how hard was that, man. That's not my fault. It was limp. Why do you all look at me? No, wait, because he looked at me in. I just did the wave. Wow, way to really put an effort on the topics for today. Yeah, we really got some bangers. Yeah.

I can't even read it. I don't have my glasses. Starting up the optic mailbox again. Are we doing that finally? Guys, all right, if you're watching this, listening to this, no matter where it is, the address to the hex quarters is 57-57 Main Street number 201, address it to Optic Mailbox or Hex Quarters. but no optic mailbox so we know what to open

one of the most memorable things we ever got on the mailbox what? Do you just get out the government like that? No, people know. People know what I said, yeah. Oh, really? 100%. It's on the description of every video

because Matt and I were doing like we did a, yeah. How do you think people find it? I don't, I didn't want to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they do. I mean, obviously it's like we have security. You guys can't even get up here.

Anyway, as I was saying, It's not true. Oh, yeah, I do know about that. Which part? The big security. Yeah. What are you talking about? We got money B.

The pressure locked movie traps? Yes. And money B. And money Biscuit. That's what he does all there. That's what he does all day. He hangs around the other frame. What does Bows do?

He's taking care of stuff. Put Bose to work. Try coming to the H-Q. No, don't try to come and think. I appreciate everybody. Yeah, yeah. At one point, at some point, at some point, Going on another, I want to do, I want to have like a day where people just like come in for like a three, like a tour just to walk in and then walk out.

It was like a haunted house. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. It's like scumbed match. It's like a plane. Yeah. Chainsaw. No chainsaw.

We got the flame throw. The pig mask. Anyway, so yeah, if you guys want to send stuff for us to make videos out of, go ahead. Last time we did the optic mailbox. We got Optic Allen close to five years ago, four years ago. And he's still with us. which was super cool I still hope yet

asked for Alan I hope the guy that sent that at one point out says I'm the guy that sent it because I'll know who it was what? Where did Alan come from? From the mailbox

someone just sent him yeah you just put the hoodie on them? At the time there was people there could still be a camera in there no one's dissected in his head in five years it hasn't run out of battery that's a good ass fucking

wait what if the eyes are made out of solar panels and this whole time it's been getting the electricity needed from the son. I never even thought about that. We got to kill Allen. No, we don't.

And he's seen some shit. He's right there. Well, at the time, at the time, the mailbox stuff on YouTube was, like, massive. And people were getting swords from Amazon. They were getting mayonnaise from Amazon, like, a bunch of, like, weird stuff. Aren't you, what? Aren't you not scared of, like, getting, like, some bad shit? No.

You know how many years of jail you go to for that? Sending, like, shit to somebody? Yeah. Like, what the, what do you mean, Bob? No, you can send. Poops of people. There's a website. No, it's chocolate, but it's Wait. There's a literal website where you can

order any animal shit on the world and send it to something. Guys, that is great. The thing is this, look, it doesn't matter. Hey, guys, send it. It's not going to make it on camera anyway. Like, trust me, we'll throw it out. Someone's definitely going to do that now. No, no, they won't. If they do it, what kind of animal shit? What do you want, though?

Owl. So I can, owl shit, so I can look through it and make a little skeleton of rats. I want to pull a bear. Because I know they're not capable of finding that. I want T-Rix shit, please. Oh. What would you want, Seth? What kind? Cat shit.

I don't know. He's got plenty of that. Cheetah shit. None of them? Cheetah piss? Smoking that cheetah piss? Seth, way to keep it. Warzone team.

What? Oh, bad. I'm excited. Anyway, Seth, are you looking forward to competing in the war? zone tournament? When is it? It's after the... After the major?

I think so. I don't know if they release the dates or not. They did. It's literally the Thursday after the Dallas land. I'm super hype. I mean, the only thing that I hope happens is that they unlock all of the reticules, everything for pro players. Redicles?

You know none of the pros have been grinding war zone. We don't have any of the shit that the warzone streamers have. And that shit's an advantage. Having the scopes. It's going to be unlocked, bro. I know. That's wax. We have to do it then.

Here's what we're going to do. Okay. I told Hector that they should unlock that stuff for everyone because, again. For the pros at least. Because we don't grind that shit. Yeah, yeah. So I'll make a phone call to you. Hopefully that can happen.

If not, because some of those scopes. We're going to hire people from the community out there to rank up formal, under formal and scump under scumps things. Or couldn't you just recover? I mean, all you need is like the T-Pose for the A-Max and then you just have to have the Mac 11 leveled up. Or is it Mac 11? Mac 10?

Mac 12. Another reason why, like, I don't, why can't you just buy it? You know what I mean? Like, if you don't have time to unlock it, as I don't, but I have, you know, disposable cash that I can apply to that so I can unlock it and I have to go through that. What do you mean? Like, you should be able to buy it.

You should be able to buy all the unlocks, like on a specific weapon. With the cot points. You can with the guns or the, like, the blueprints, technically, but they don't always have what you want. That's what I mean. And you can't always get what you want. But imagine if you can go to a weapon and be like a thousand Microsoft points or whatever money equals. Microsoft points?

What are they called? I was going to say, do they still use this? Cod points. Yeah, yeah, codpoints. Couldn't think of Cod points? No. I did say codpoints and then I said Xbox Live points for some reason. How dope would it be if you could transfer cod points?

Like Microsoft points back in the day? Yeah. Could you mean? No, you had to buy those. You couldn't transfer them. Didn't you used to pay people with Microsoft points. If you had a code? No, you probably did.

4K. 4K Microsoft points I told my own joke that I was talking about the other day He was talking about it the other day Now I That's yours Stole it for the video

So now it's mine I tried to get someone to Mod me in Halo 2 Like Like give you free levels Yeah And they just took my Back then it was a two month

And they just took my two month In the fucking Oh my god Three hour trials 48 hour Oh The two days Yeah

Yeah yeah I gave someone a two month and they just took it. I paid, I don't remember how much, but I did pay for a 10th Prestige Color Duty 4 account. I did. Yeah. Oh, some dude named Cupa. Is that dude still around Cupa? Sounds familiar.

Yeah, some dude named Cupa sold it to me. What's the point, though? Does it like look cool? No, I was trying like the golden weapons or something? And you have everything unlocked. Yeah, you have everything unlocked. I don't know. Either way, I didn't have the time.

I was working. an adult job at the mortgage company. So I didn't have the time. The same way that you guys don't have time right now to unlock it is what's happening to me, except that you guys are doing a different job than I am. The thing is, is like, if you guys, the amount of hours that you guys put into Call of Duty,

like, that should automatically unlock it. Do we? You know what I mean? Yeah. No. No, which one? Anyway, are you excited for the word? But that's neither here nor there.

So it's going to be you, karma, and scump. I think Damon's about to be nasty. Yeah, have you seen what he's been doing? Yeah, I've been watching him every now and then. He's getting nasty. Yeah, I just, how you can be that good. I don't know. You guys probably do.

It's different for you guys. We're just going to be, I'm playing like a rat. I'm hiding. Yeah, I'm hiding and come get me. I wonder if the rules. I'm heart beating everyone. Are the rules out and is it based on, I think that every, any competition should be based on kills and not placings,

not first place, second place. Anyway, you cut it, it's RNG, bro. Yeah. randomly generated. If it's kills, maybe you don't run into people. If it's placement, you could fucking die to people in a bunch. It's a war zone, bro. What do y'all want it to be, kills?

It's your wife's beyond your years. Huh? Beyond your years. Yeah. I like this positive thing. Huh? I like the positive thing. You do?

Yeah, I'm like a ray of light. You gotta keep on doing it. I'm gonna be a ray of light. I mean, this is day two, so. So fortunately, is that why we got that text yesterday? Yeah. Let me read this text in the squad. Yeah,

I'm just trying to turn a new leaf. A test. Right here. Here we go. Let me see if I could read it even. Okay. Yo. No, that's not it.

Never mind. It was really positive though from Scump. What, in like the team text? Yeah, not in it. He have a nice little team message to bring everyone back up. He's like, I've regained.

We're all nasty. We just have to, you know, improve as a team. That's what I like to hear. How did you not find it? It's literally like the first, first thread. Seth, you have your phone? How many messages does it say? 951.

Okay. Don't ask me. I said, I've, what the fuck's messaging? I said, oh, sorry. I've regained. Let's not let that match throw us off our shit.

We've been getting better and better. And then replies, replies. And I said, we're nasty though. Yesterday was a tough loss, but we weren't playing like ourselves. Don't lose fool and we will keep frying starting tomorrow. Keeping the vibes up. Yeah, good job. And today is that.

tomorrow and look at him. He's still coming through. You know, it's crazy. Usually he walks in here moping around because he just got his shots. He's a little itchy. He's different today. He is different today. It would seem. Making me happier. Are you sure they didn't put no Moderna in there instead of some cat hair? I don't know. Cat hair. Yeah. Anyway, I got mine so far so good. Not sore. Not anything. My mom's like, well, it's the second one that gets you. Yeah. But my mom's like, yo, take 500 milligrams of Tylenol. And I'm like, I'm not taking drugs. I don't know.

Yeah, I can't tell you the last time I took an Advil. It has to been years since I took. That's a Mexican thing though, isn't it? I think so. Like, y'all don't take pills. No. There's a joke in Mexico, well, it's a Mexican comedian that made a joke like where they're like, I'm going to the doctor. He's like, no, no, don't go.

It's like, what if they tell you you you're sick? I get it. You know, that's like the thing. But I will say this. I'll remind everybody in case I haven't told it this year, when I was. When I was four years old, okay, when I was four years old, they took out my appendix. I went to the doctor because I was feeling very sick. My parents took me to the doctor.

His name was Kiko. And I'm not talking about the, I'm not talking about the El Chavo guy. I was just, he's just not doctor. Because the Posepho knows what I'm talking about. He's from Mexico City, even though he's friends. Jaja, jaja, jada, jada. Anyway, so I go to the doctor. I go to the doctor.

No, you're good. I'll give you my pass. Thank you. That's all I need. All right. So, and you're way, anyway. Watch your back. Anyway, so I get there. The cartel is just watching.

Wait, why did you? Anyway, so they told me that I had appendicitis, right? So obviously, we go. Isn't that hurt? Yeah, so I don't know. All I remember. Is that when your appendix is about to burst? Yeah.

All I know is that they took up. I'm not sure that would hurt. That happened to me. All I know is that they took up my appendicit. right it got infected okay it got infected and I remember like laying there it's a four-year-old or five-year-old no they pulled my appendix out of my belly but no it's not that's not that's that's not it's not how it works that's I don't think they had to do this I would show you but it's belly button I literally I was like I think we can do that I have a scar like where it is I

show you but it's hiding behind a roll but it's there did it hurt well I got infected I I almost died. I mean this. I almost died. Hold on. I almost died. And I remember like laying in the table looking down and then just seeing like a red bump. And then my mom like bawling her eyes out like right next to me. And anyway. And then ended up, we go to El Paso to get to get a checked out. It's like your son does I have appendicitis. He's got tonsillitis. So same month, three weeks later, they removed my tonsils. Oh my God. Yeah. Poor me. Poor you. Yeah. Literally. What is getting your tonsils out? Medical. Oh my God. What does that do? Getting your tonsils out. How advanced was medical technology when you were a child?

Yeah, it was 1984? I don't know. Was he just like just grabbing it? Yeah, that's why they cut your whole stomach open. Yeah. Me, they just, um, it's the other thing? They give you some booze. They gave you some.

Just sucking it out. Yo, when you were, when you were maturing, where you're hearing your maturity levels, did your nipples have like little hard things behind them? I have nipples, Greg. Wait. Wait. Did you? Okay, yeah?

Like in high school, I think. Yeah. Younger, yeah. Ninth, 10th grade. Like glance. Okay. So check this. It hurt.

It hurt. They fucking. And then my uncle gave me a fucking titty twister once. You had sore nips. I mean, I apologize. Uncle Russ. I love you. I love you.

It hurt that one time. Anyway, I went to the doctor in Mexico with my mom to this fucking free fucking clinic. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, yeah, I got, I got bumps right here. And then the doctor, I swear, I remember it clear as day. I swear I had to have been like 11 or 12, right before we came here. I sit there and the doctor looks at my mom. He's like. Your son's growing breasts.

No shot. I swear. Bro, I swear, I swear on everything that I love. I remember the seriousness in that. This dude must have been like, this fucking fake doctor must have been like, I just discovered something that the medicine world is going to. He's like, your son's growing breasts. And I'm like, what the fuck?

No, I'm not. You know what I mean? So imagine being 11, 12 years old, an impressionable young man with the intelligence of a 34-year-old mind you, right? Well beyond this year's to think that I'm going to have breasts. I would have been hype for like a little bit. Right? What?

That's crazy. I've been like, I'm going to have crazy. I would have got hype for a little bit than a couple years later I probably would have been like, fuck. No, the thing is, it's like for some reason. I don't want them anymore. For some reason. Yeah. Yeah, right?

Like a ratatang titties. It's like this. Anyway, so yeah. I don't know how we got into. medical Mexican medicine but that's that's where I went what oh I was like getting a shot yeah who do you flick that off anyway is that a puberty thing yeah it's a puberty thing you did yeah you did have them right yeah yeah I had them hard yeah it's hard yeah it's hard little like gland yeah tissue yeah behind your nips since I'm like squeezing don't cut to me when I'm doing that since I've

gained weight is says that I have oat nipples oh sorry because they like indent they like go in ever since I've gained weight. Yeah. By voting hips. Are you ever going to, I think me and Hitch were talking about this, are you ever going to hit the gym again? Then, like, try to go back to old scumpy. Not while I'm competing.

Not while I'm competing. Why not? Because... Do you think you play worse when you're muscular? Please don't bring that guy back. I've heard stories. He's told me stories. Yeah.

Of how bad he was? Yes. Yeah, I wasn't very good. Why? Why is that a thing, though? I'm not fucking screaming a day. And just like, he'd just like, just leave the door shirtless?

No one's Althing. Why is that a thing? The other thing that he were... There is no in shape good players. Yeah. Shazam? I think my theory is that when you get your calluses and your hands start to stiffen up, it reduces the range of mobility of your hands and fingers.

That's what I think it is. That's the smartest response you could say. It might have been the smartest thing you've ever said. Because exercising, obviously, like, that's supposed to give you more natural energy. so like you should just feel better but everyone that's buff sucks dude can you imagine like look just just

then you're using energy for like working out and said who? Huh? Doug? Oh No, you went straight to Doug. I was thinking Doug the only

he's the only like buffed there's buff players and buddy different esports. Oh no we're talking about call of duty only I'm talking about any Eastport in general who has ever been nasty in any eastport there's been buff Pasha biceps

Pasha fucking biceps? Virtus Pro? But he's also playing mouse and keys, so you don't need your mobility on your mouse. Do you do it like this. Do like this. What? You don't need the same like mobility to be able to touch all the buttons. Well, no, it's easier. Well, especially for someone that claws.

So like if you get a cow's there and you can't extend all the way, all these people are used to. The thing is, is like last time that you seriously worked out had to have been when you were like under 20, right? No, when I lived in California, so. 23? Like two years, three years ago. The 24. Right before I moved to Texas, I was still buff.

Remember we did the podcast? Oh, yeah. Yeah, right before I moved. And then when I got to Texas, it all went downhill. Thanks. You're welcome? Yeah. Oh, God, this guy's eating great.

Poor him. I do eat great. Yesterday I had ice cream, cheese its pretzel twists. I can't do that. That's not that great. Burgers. Burger, a burger. Burger.

There was fire. What have you been? Impossible burgers too. You've been eating clean for the last three months, yeah? And it was actually fired. It's the first one I had. The only thing I do is like I just eat too many calories, but I do eat clean as fuck now.

Just like chicken, fucking, I'm like actually cooking now. Spinage, peppers, onions, chicken, more chicken, Chipotle, Mediterranean Fotties, if you've ever been there. Potis? You need to try, hello guys. That's, uh, oh, Halalgas is pretty good. Yeah, but you don't eat the bread, right? You don't eat the pita bread?

Sometimes. If I do, usually it only be like once per day or like after a workout. I wonder if when Dashie's parents, the reason I, because you said Fadi, that's Dashie's middle name and also his dad's name. I wonder when they come over if they're going to like prepare like a dope-ass Mediterranean or like Lebanese dinner. That might be my favorite food. For sure, bro. Yeah. I feel like it will.

His mom seems like the type. Like he talks about his mom reminds me of my mom. Dude, we should pick up Zuma just so that we can have grandma's cooking too. Now we have Italian. Right. Zuma's picks. Yeah. We got the whole spectrum.

Who else do we need? What kind of food does your mom cook? She'll cook Japanese food? Yeah? Like ramen and shit? Japanese. Tommy's got the Italian. As a fellow white redhead, what does your mom make?

Huh? Your mom just make like spaghetti. Spaghetti, girl cheese. Pretty standard things. Cheeseburger. Spaghettis, grilled cheese. Cheeseburger. Chicken dendos.

SpaghettiOs. I'm sorry, Mama's scum. I'm kidding. I really didn't. I didn't really eat like that crazy grown up. Yeah, I didn't eat. I had just like basic. Tuna casserole.

You made that. What? Tuna cassero is actually far. Bro, you got to understand like me. I grew up right down the street from my grandma's house. My mom's mom. And she is, bro, to this day, I still remember exactly what it smell like on a Saturday morning walking into her house. Fresh made flour tortillas, fresh made beans, chili piquine.

And then that was, and then my mom also cooks super bum. There hasn't been a year where I've said like, yeah, I was a pretty shitty year for food. You know what I mean? I almost kind of want to do a series with all of you where my mom cooks for us, cooks dinners for us. I love that. And then we just like, you know, not rank it, but we just talk about it. Yeah. I am an absolute slut for Mexican food.

Okay. He is just a slut. He is. Is that work? Wait, why did you grow up eating? Fucking same thing as cheeseburgers, grilled cheeses. spaghetti. It's really the main three.

Not spaghetti. Collegreens, what? Steaks? Black food? Black food? Soul food. Soul food. Yeah.

I had mac and cheese and hot dogs for dinner last night. Oh, okay. So you went straight. Hot dogs do hit sometimes. Dude, it's a good hot dog. Hot dogs fucking hit.

You're going to move for a hot dog and it's good. Dude, hot, well, is gets ones too that are all beef. So they're not. like the mystery meat hot dogs, they're like all beef hot dogs. You don't know what's in some of these hot dogs? Yeah, you do.

They put leftovers. Yeah. It's like, mystery meat. They just pick it up. That's what it's like, whatever's like leftover of the pig or something. Yeah.

The one she gets her all beef. They literally take the pig, like throw it into some they just grind it up to nothing. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. And a magical glizzy comes out on the other hand. But hot dogs are still fire. Like normal hot dogs?

Yeah. I only, I don't get. I like sausages. I don't get. I don't get. I like sausages. I don't get any any like beef hot dogs

or turkey hot I get literally hot dogs like what's in it mystery and then turkey intestines yeah a little mystery yeah you really don't know

what's in that baloney is the same thing baloney is just a bigger hot dog I don't fuck a baloney I eat lemonob I eat Lebanon as a kid not normal Lebanese baloney

it's called Lebanon baloney and it's like oh I never did that it's like maroon color with like white white specks And then you get cream cheese and roll it up? Yeah, man.

Oh, dude. That's a Christmas special at my place. Guys, what did you guys grow up eating? Leave it in the description down below or in the comment section. I'm curious to see three foods that you grew up eating. I didn't really, like I grew up, like the majority of my friends were Mexican, black, and we had one Colombian. And they cook some pretty good. You had no white friends?

No, yeah. Yeah. What, that he had no white friends? Did you have white friends in like high school and stuff? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out some of my boy jewelry, Opie, Justin. Those don't sound like white names.

Jory. Yeah, well, it's where they grew up where I grew up. So they're not really white. You didn't have any Brad's? Brad McAtee. Any Tyler's? Tyler. Brad Gertlinger?

Connor. No. You know where that's from? Connors? That's so many colors. No. Tyler. No, no, no.

That's the movie with the. Jason Sedgis and Jennifer Ernestan. Wheeling High School had like a lot of diversity. What crowds did y'all hang out with in high school? The Mexicans. When they go to Mexico? Oh, the no regrets thing. Yeah.

What's that called? Meet the Millers. Meet the Millers. No, we're the Millers. Oh, my God. We're the Millers? Bro, where that tarantula bites this dude's nutsack, that is the worst piece of content I've ever seen on a movie ever.

Well, apparently we have tarantulas here. We do. We do. Yeah. Liv took a picture of a... What? Well, not live, but my brother-in-law who was on a walk spotted a tarantula.

Let me show you. I'm going to show you. Spotted a tarantula. It's big. And it was scary. Not only that, but I had recorded a tarantula before. I didn't think they... I didn't think they actually lived here.

Yeah. Yeah. Those are here in Texas? Bro, look at... I can see it. It's very big. It's literally like on the trail. And it's not defang.

either. They'll fuck you up. They defaing the ones they tell people no bullshit. That's like on the trail like behind our house. Yeah, yeah,

that's like right off the trail. Yeah. Yeah. And I've personally recorded one and I still live in there. I mean, it's close. And then where there's one, there's a lot.

A lot. You ever seen them my eggs? Yes. They shoot them like Nerf balls. Dude. Those videos are crazy. I haven't seen one yet though. I've never seen one.

I don't know where there's probably. A wild tarantia? Yeah, if you think about it, the amount of construction that's going on around here, a lot of insects, animals, wild nature is just being displaced. So they don't know where to go. So they're just like, this one was just chilling in a burrow. Now it's like, oh, now I'm a girl. Look at this fucking swing.

Oh, is that a kid? Let me see what it tastes like. That's a great point. Yeah. It is why they're probably out. Yeah. I mean, shit, man. The amount, bro.

Your homes gets trash. Bro, there was a cat. There was a wild cat. I don't know what it was because I'm not, you know, whatever. But it was on top of a fence. And it was the size of you see me. On top of the fence, Henry walks out, there's a, oh, the cats like a cat? No, like a straight cat.

Like a bobcat. Oh, bobcat. Yeah, it may have been something. It may have been a mountain lion. Definitely not a mountain lion. Yeah. No, where you're from, those are mountain lions. Yeah.

Like fucking tigers. They would be like signs on like jogging trails. Yeah. They'd be like careful. Put some eyes behind your back. They're big. Remember that video that guy that's like the thing's charging him? That's a mountain line.

We talked about that. Yeah. Like I would have thrown rocks at them. 100% I would not have Do you think you could take a mountain line If it attacked you? I thought I thought I could

Until maybe I've no What about like a big dog? Depends I mean you throw one You know I feel like you just gotta use technique Like

You sacrifice your left arm You've been boxing for a week You take its legs You rip it open You rip apart his rib cage Yeah Like You tap on the fucking dog

You can't rip it apart Like a chicken wing I would just Just half Like he's just out easily just like ah bro there's zero like i don't know i think i i told justin rackley lake fork guy that i could and then he's like zero chance that he's this who's been in the wild for a long time he says that what they do is that they'll grab you from behind and then they'll rip your back

out so they'll try to go for a hug and then rip your back out but i'm saying like if i'm about to fight an animal like i'll sacrifice my left arm if i have chance if i have time if i have time i'll take my shirt off and then i'll wrap it around my left arm and then do this and then with this one? That's not a bad idea. You know what I'm saying? I feel like you got to fight dirty though. Yeah.

It's a wild. Straight for the nuts. Like, this fucking start. Bro, what they say, what they say is that if they fight. This one from fighting. Just a weird shit. Think about it.

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What about two? Coyotes are small. Yeah, yeah, yeah. About three. How many would it take before it's unwinnable? How many one foot scumps could you take out? A lot. A lot, but eventually they're toppling me.

Eventually, it's like, no, no, no! It's a war of attrition. It's like, you'd be having so much fun kicking little skumpies out of the way. Then you get tired. Why would that be fun for you? Because there's a make-belief scenario. What did you say? What did you say?

I said, then he'd be tired after a while. I thought you said, then one gives me top. I was like, I was like, dude. I actually thought that's what you said. Imagine a little tiny scump. Dude, come on. Come on.

Come on, man. He's falling out my leg. Come on, man. He doesn't have any glasses on, obviously. A little tiny ass dude. Tiny guy. You brought it up. I did bring it up.

Yeah, you brought it up. The top part threw me off. Look, if anybody has any techniques, I think the one that where you shove your... Gowers their eyes out. Well, yeah. That's got to work on everything. On everything. Well, I would corner myself into like a bathroom stall and then just keep kicking.

Kicking and punching. Are you imagining yourself at like a camping grounds like? Where did you find a bath? With a bathroom stall? What are you? Spider-Man in a corner? What if it's a porta-paw? You're not going in there.

Because what if he gets in there with you? Then you're just like... And what if it topples over and there's poop all over the life. It's what's supposed to say. What if he tackles you? And then he stays away from you because you smell like shit. And then there's hundreds of them just Wee, wee!

Wait, oh my God. You're like the little scumps? Just come out the fucking port-a-body. Bro, you know what I just? There's a video out there from Australia where some town is infested by rats And there's like millions of them. Like millions like you just see like a wave

of fucking moving things on the field. Well, I guess that's better than going to the town filled with spiders. Is there a town filled with spiders? Oh my God, imagine an overran town with spiders that could be a thing. Like tarantulas, not like normal spiders.

Yeah, but tarantulas, I think, don't, like, I don't. In Australia? Oh, yeah. I forgot about that place. I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be more. You go to an abandoned town or something? You never know what you're going on.

First door you open. I couldn't do it, man. Like, even a spider web like on me that gets me all like, ugh. Yeah. hate that shit. And I'm a big spider. I don't think, I can't believe he's all true. Let me see the video again. Yeah, I don't think that they could get that. That's the second one that he saw, he saw one when he was riding his

bike. How far apart of these been? Like in, in a, instance has been. Look, I have it. It's like my only story that I saved. This in the past couple days. This is Tara, the tarantula. Yeah, the one that, that, uh, that lives show me, yeah. Oh my God. Dude, what the thing is, is like, what if it's the same one? What if that tarantula was a domesticated tarantula that's been alive in the wild since I didn't run it over with the Super 73 and it's just been roaming. There's no way.

Wait, you saw that in person. That's your story? Yeah, that's my story. Watch, I put my foot next. Oh, 154 weeks ago. Yeah, 154 weeks ago. Look, look. Oh, you're fucking bold for that, bro.

What's wrong with you? I'm like pushing it. We're gonna put this. This is, guys, remind me to give you guys this footage so you guys can put her along. I see that. I'm either killing it or running. I'm not killing it.

No. It's it frowned upon to kill them? Yeah, dude. A tarantel is too big, bro. You're not going to get a paper towel and fucking like. You're not going to ruin your shoes, right? Obviously. Yeah.

I mean, imagine trying to squish one of those? It wouldn't feel the same. No. It would feel weird. You would feel it trying to survive under your foot for a second. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. It just, you'd feel it moving around.

No, you wouldn't. Yes, you would. It's like crushing a grape. Nah. I mean, I let you, I mean, you stomped on it. No, it's like, it's like a crushing an avocado. If you stomp it, yeah, I mean, you'll kill it. It's like a, it's like a half, half-aged tomato.

I think I don't, look, I can't tell you the last time that, I mean, actually I can. About 20 minutes ago, we killed some insects accidentally outside. But they're not insects. What are they? Snails. I mean, those are still insects, I think. You killed snails? You're not a purpose.

Accidentally. Yeah. Have you walked by the garage and you heard on your feet? Those aren't rocks or crab apples. Those are snails. Those are the crushing souls of them. Yeah, it was accidental. I think they were already dead.

They dried up. I kind of shook of this. Yeah, go ahead. No, you just got to hold it down. It's a live. Dude, do you not know how to do a live picture? No. Bro, when I was kicking the tarantula,

I felt like it was kind of like I touched it. Dude. I don't know. I hate that shit. That's what I'm saying. You wouldn't be like just trying to. I wouldn't do what you'd. What if it runs under your foot

and it's like paying attention what you're doing and it just runs up your other leg? Just trying up your fucking. And then it picks you up and you fucking just start flying around? What if you'd say? What if you'd piss it off? That's what I'm saying. Like,

What if it's really friendly? They're not. Like, it comes up to you and it's just like, I did see a TikTok like recently and it said like what is spiders that are in your room like they're actually thinking to themselves like I'm like, I'm like this little person is just like Matt's guardian and I'm killing all the insects for him. I'm being such a good roommate. Yeah.

Why the fuck is he like? And then like one day I go and squish him or something and he's like, what did I do? Like I'm sorry. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's like, Wait, why isn't what they're thinking? Or like when you walk in it walks over to you and it's just like, hello.

Yeah. It waves Wait Dude this one time I found a spider That was like It was like pretty big right Probably the size like a quarter

Okay And like I saw it's fight or flight instinct Come out like in real life So I was like trying to get it kill it Right with a paper towel And I got it like a little bit weak Like he's almost one shot And he's like

He like runs up against the wall He runs out of space to run And he turns around Because at first he tried running And I was like nah I can't let this guy get away He's too big I had to kill him And like

He turns around once he gets to the wall And stands up up on his back legs like he was a like you know what I'm saying he was trying to run trying to intimidate you run and then he was like fuck I have to watch I have to fight him and you're just like and I was like uh raid and I'm just like no map wait he got on its back legs dude it like looked like it's about a square up I started laughing I was like what the fuck I was like it looked like a movie you know yeah yeah dude if a tarantula does that look to a wall look to his left look to his right and

was like fuck and turned around and he was just like fuck it You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It pulls out guns. All right, let's move on. All right, let's move. Speaking of fighting, Jake Paul versus Tyrone Woodley,

August 28th. That's actually kind of mind-blowing. Because I know who Tyrone is. U.S. UFC fighter. Isn't he more of a wrestler, though? Yeah. And it's boxing, right?

And it's boxing, yeah. Dude, it's a train. No, look, if he was an MMA fighter. I'm really not interested in watching Jake Paul fight unless it's against a box. boxing. Why? He's a YouTuber. Well, he's a boxer now. He's been training for a while. It's just like not

I don't know. I'm not interested. I know. Just do boxing. This trains twice. He's like, ah, I think I've trained six times. Okay, let me ask you this. Would you get in a ring with one of them? No. No. I wouldn't even get in a ring with Jake Paul.

Well, that's what I'm talking about. What about the TikTokers? Depends which one. Well, they're all younger than you and fitter than you. Depends which one. And they all dance. I don't really know. And hotter than you. And hotter than you.

And that's where it really hurts you, doesn't it? And guess what? Who's judging hotness? They're longer than you. You? No, I just heard. I don't know about that one. They're longer than you.

That's what I've heard. They called him 9 inch Neack for a while. Nine inch Nikolai. Anyways. He made that up, though. Yeah, he did. Who measured it? I don't think I made it up.

I think fucking John made it. No, I think Hitch made it up. Not John, dude. I mean, you're not going to say you have a tiny penis. It's just no. You're going to say you have a big old cock. I don't know. If I have a tiny penis, I'd probably say I had a tiny penis.

You're like, you know what's weird? I'm not going to say it because they're going to cut that one part. What? It's like, you know what's weird? I have a tiny weanus. Don't look at me when you're saying. Don't look at me in the eyes. I wasn't.

Don't stare at me. Don't look at me. Anyway, Jake Paul versus Tyron Woodley, you don't want to see Jake Paul fight another fighter? I'm going to watch. He's a little. He's a MMA fighter. Yeah, I mean, I'm going to watch it. I think if...

I'm interested in seeing him fight a boxer. Like who? He beats him. Any one boxer. Name one boxer. It would be impressive if he beat him, though. Aren't you boxing now? Name one boxer.

Besides Floyd. Uh, uh, is, uh, is he out? Wait. Is Floyd fighting?

Logan? Logan? In Muhammad Ali. Yo, listen. You're like Rocky. Listen, Tyrone. Rocky. Yo, Tyrone Woodley is a fucking legitimate fighter.

No, no. He's 19 and 70. He's, Bro, he's, 19 and 70. Bro, think about this, though, okay?

You are a professional mixed martial artist, right? Like Tyrone Woodley is. I don't know his financial situation. I don't know how much money he's made. But if Jake Paul comes to you and says, yo, you can have a $10 million dollar payday

if you take a fall the way the other guy took a fall. Would you take a fall? I'm falling. It's not fixed. Oh. These fights aren't fixed. Yeah, I don't know. Huh? It's on Showtime? Bo's saying that it's on Showtime. Then because of that, no one's taking a fall. I disagree. Showtime has shows like billions where they act. Power, where they act. I mean, you know, that stars. You know what I'm saying. People act nonstopping all the shows. So I think they would take a fall I would take a fall for 10

I'd take two Do a lot for 10 Are you kidding me Yeah It's not staged Bro when I when I When I posted this morning That I got the shot

Some kids like I can't believe I follow you I support you all this year I'm like what the fuck Facts Everyone always has something to say My thought was this What was his point?

Yeah I don't know Where did that come from Why did you bring that up? Yeah That would really aid at you No wait what the fuck we're talking about I don't know What are you talking about

No no There's a point as to why I was saying that. Yeah, wait, why was that brought up? He got into the conversation like it was part of it. And I was like, no, no, he is a good fighter. You got your shot, fighting? No, no, no. He was a fucking get tweeted me earlier.

No, no, no, there was a reason. There was a reason. God damn it. Something about a shot. Do you get a haircut? Better hide your girls, boys. Those envoy. Wait, what were we talking about?

Right before I brought that up. We were talking about the fight. Fuck it. And that's about all I remember. Fights being fixed. Showtime. Showtime. Acting, fake.

Power. God damn it. I don't know. That's just not even backtrack. You were talking about falling or throwing, throwing the fight. I was going somewhere with that point. I think he really just got under your skin. I think you just had to let that out.

No, no, no. What was it? He just subconsciously couldn't get over it. No. No. He just couldn't get over it. No, there was a reason why I was bringing up. You tweeted you got your shot.

He said he's so disappointed in you. I don't know I don't know I don't know how I was gonna make that I don't know but there was a reason why I said it He really got to you The camera will catch it

The camera will catch you I bet it was a great point Let's move on. Listen I tell you what Go look in the description on below you'll know why Or in the comment section You'll see it's pin

Why was the kid Or why would he be pissed At you for getting it But what does that have to do With the fight that we were just talking about But yeah But since you want to do that now That's okay so

Do people actually get mad If you get a vaccine? People get mad if you get it. People get mad if you fucking don't wash your balls the right way. They fucking people get mad at him. I am so lost because I was going to make a really good point. Can we just click full restart? Yes, here we go.

It's been like three minutes of just five. Let's start the podcast all over. All right, here we go. I'm just kidding. Don't start it. Keep everything in there. All right. Brett Nicol asks, question for the next podcast.

What's the one place of would have filmed in the book? Okay. Oh, there we go. Thank you, production. What's the one piece of content you wish you would have filmed in the moment but didn't it's a good question that's a good question that's about the only good question

yeah the first one good job roj or or matt good job Brett yeah good job Brett yeah Brett good job um if I if it didn't get filmed it was because I was living in the moment I don't even have a moment

I don't think yeah I'm trying to think no we definitely do we're just not thinking of it we definitely had some cool ass shit I mean yeah I mean I'm the one that vlogged and I I can't remember like There was something recently, actually. Besides all the, like, hilarious shit, like, car rides and stuff that, like, obviously aren't filmed. I don't know if there's, like, a specific, like, big sort of event, though.

That's a good question, though. I wish I still had my, uh, my, and one mixtape basketball tryout. What? Yeah. It's just like me too You know how basketball was all like trick N1 was all tricks and stuff Like handles and all that shit

Like I had one that's pretty dope I'm sick Wait really? Yeah Wait you actually tried out for the M1 team Yeah Like the streetball team? Yeah

Hot sauce the professor Bita that guy that would hang in around Escalating Escalating Oh escalating You did not have a I didn't I mean I never sent it in But I recorded it

Wait, you still have it? What song did you put behind it? That would be hilarious. Yeah. Expo. It was, it was, it was Soul in the Hole by Wu-Tan Clan. This is 20% luck. 10% skill.

No, no, no, no. In the Hall. Soul in the Hole, look it up, Wutank Clan, it wasn't in N-1's mixtape. It was so on the hole. And then it goes like, with burger, it was like. Wait, those guys were disgusting at basketball, though. They would do some skipsy shit. Skip to my loo.

Hot sauce resembles me. Yeah, I remember that got two. That's a cool name. Skip to my Lou. I used to love watching that shit. Dude, I still have. Look, if you look up under there, Matt, are the team still there? Underware.

And one, it should be baby blue. The fuck. Bro, I remember watching like all those two. That was like vlogging before it was even anything. Like it was not vlogging, but yeah, like team vlogging. Like I remember like them traveling. One of the dudes farted. And it was like, oh my God.

Because they were in the bus, right? Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? I vaguely remember that. Yeah, bring those. Wait. That's crazy.

Do any of those? say N1 on them, Matt? No, those are all scribble jams. Scribble jam number one, where M&M got beat by M.C. Juice right after he beat. Oh, what the fuck his name? What is Scribble Jam? Just a freestyle.

Don't scribble jam. I am king scribble jam. Not really. It was basically grind time before there was grind time. It was just like battle rap. No, it was more freestyle and improv time. Yeah, it was a hip-hop. It was a hip-hop.

hip-hop festival where there was like walls awarded to graffiti writers that wanted to go and paint so we would go and paint and then there was also an MC battle there was a DJ battle and a B-boy battle. Doris was that his time? Yeah, he was there. He was there. Illamac. Yeah.

I was there two years. Elmaculate. He's in my screen sometimes. What? Yeah. Have you ever seen the pop in my shoe? Were you in the video? Were you in the video?

Yeah. He puts my emote in the chat. What up, surf? What up? What up, Shug? That'd be sick. What up, Ted? Yeah, if you Google scribble...

If you Google Scribble Jam hacks, you see both of the pieces that I did. Someone gets five. Let's go. It's on the videos, too. Anyway, it was the dopeish shit. It was in Cincinnati, Ohio. It was fucking dope.

There you got. Look. I don't believe you. Right there. Click on the one on the left. Why is the optic fucking fly there? So you see that? It's like, uh, if,

If you look at the big pieces right there in the bottom, that one. That was me in Omen's, that's a scribble ham. Wait, you did some of that? Well, that Omen's is on the left. I'm on the right show of the one that right before that, Matt. Yeah, that was me. You're on the right? See, it says Jude on the right.

That's dope. Up right and then looked at the 3D one above, above, right that. Yeah. So that was Omen's and then look to the one in the middle of the top. That one's mine. Yeah. That's all you. Yeah.

That's like a wall. for tall wall. Damn, bro. Omen's go hard. Omen's, he's so bad. He's like one of the baddest ever. Oh, you're not saying anything about me? Is that like hours of work or days of work? Ohmish it was hard. Yeah, he is. He's way better than me. Like, fuck it. He's a naturally gifted artist.

That's a work for mine. That's actually cool. I'm sorry for being a dick. No, that's cool. No, I know how you feel now when I say, Dashie, you went off. So that means that I have a piece of art from an actual, you know, artist in my game. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you don't have, you don't have an omen. piece or a gas piece but yeah you have a hector piece which is just as cool because it's me it's even better anyway why the fuck are we talking about scribble jam how did we get there

battling fighting we're a bad course of the podcast this is we go off on the deep end chat or the people watching this are gonna agree with me this is probably going to be one of the better podcasts because we didn't have like a true outline of what it was it was just because we'd never have capturing moments of

capturing that I wish I would have I would have vlogged those events dude I don't know but I'm gonna remember throughout the day and I'm going to I'd be like, yo, remember that one time? Bro, I'm going to tell you why. On the first scribble jam that I went to, which is the Scribble Ham Ones, I met Idea. He passed away. He was, like, one of the first, like, battle rappers out of Minas Noda.

Anyway, I go up to him. He's, like, in the middle of the carnival festival, like, I don't know what he's doing drinking or whatever. But I go up to him, like, smiling, and I'm like, yo. And I'm, like, looking at it. He looks at me like I'm a fucking complete stranger, which I am. But I had been watching his videos or, like, his VHSs and listening to his music for so long that I felt like I knew him. So when I came, when I came up to him, like, with my fucking eyes wide open, I'm like, yo,

I'm like, there's a sense of familiarity that I had with him that he didn't have with me. That happens. So now I don't have the same sort of thing. You know what I mean? When people come up to, he was like, yo, I'll be like, oh, yo, what I'm out? Because the way he reacted, he was like, like, oh, chill. Yeah, sometimes people will come up to me like, hey, man, how you doing? I'm like, good.

How are you? Yeah. You're like, good, man. And then it'll, like, kind of be awkward. Yeah. And then you're just like, yeah, I love your videos. I'm like, okay. Oh, that's how you know me.

Anyway, so that's one thing that I would have recorded way back then. Like, I don't think that we'd do enough of that. I almost want to. Oh, I have a good one. What? I wish I would record it. Well, the land network? The fact that nobody recorded anything from the land network?

No, they did. They did, though. Or they streamed it all. They streamed it all. They did stream it all. They did it. They made it a point. Or streamed a living room.

Yeah, there was like a fantasy draft and shit. They made it actually super like an interaction. But what if there was like a, like a thing that came out where it was showing like all the team talks when people ranking team decisions back like actual team talks you know what I'm saying like if they were just like a random microphone you got to hear all the behind the scenes what's like why are you looking at me and smiling is that's the only thing is you're a schemer no the only one that comes the only one that comes to mine is is like the nature replacing Rambo one because there was like such a big business

surrounding the reason why we did that obviously like we're trying to get sponsored by Red Bull, which would have been fucking amazing back then because of, you know, whatever. Yeah, it was a brave. I remember that. Yeah, you know what I mean? So I was like, I'm like, we have to make this move. So I think that that was one of them. There's been so many moments.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I wish I would have fucking recorded that. There's so many moments that we won't ever remember again that we're probably just like, you know. You know what I'm saying? Oh my God. Like when,

uh, like when fucking Duncan from scoff and Sundance were like some bar and then some dude stepped the wrong way to an English dude, Duncan. Duncan's like, wapa, this. Wait, really?

Yeah. We're in Atlanta, I think, or Pennsylvania? No, no, we were in Ohio somewhere. I don't think there's ever

been a tournament in Pennsylvania. No, dude, it's when, um, yes, when you left. PA?

What? Philly. Yeah, it's the event that you left. Oh, yeah, you know what? I don't remember that either.

No, cold it was. Fire alarm? It felt the first night, fire alarm? No. Oh, yeah,

and it was like negative 20? Dude. It was Ohio because your brother and his boys came. The dancing dude, what's his name? Basil Bates. Yeah, he was there and that's when it all happened. Basil Bates, the tiny dancer. The tiny dancer, basil Bates.

Loves to just get fucked up and dance. Yeah. He gets fucked up. Yeah, the Abner's have really, really weird character, not weird, but fun character friends. This dude's got Space Man. He's got Logan. That friends are cool. Spaceman is the coolest by far.

100%. I liked Logan the most. They're all cool. I felt like, I don't know. I think I just talked with him more. I definitely do have some characters as friends. I think we all do. And then there's me.

Yeah, and that's a character and himself. Think about his friend group. Like, his friend group is pretty funny. We all contributed, like, our own slice of madness to the group. Just the fucking. Chaos? Yeah. Craig was chaos.

Oh, yeah. You were probably like. He would get naked and climb trees? Yeah. What the fuck? Because we were in the boonies. Like, we were. We were drinking moonshine.

Bro, I had a friend. You know? I have a friend. His name is, uh... We were in the fucking wilderness. Bro, I have a friend that his name is Little George. This dude, every single time he got drunk, he would like pass out. But if you woke him up, he would like wake up in a rage and like, no bullshit.

More, like, bro, like, bro, like, several times he fucked up trees. Like, actual grown tree, like, trees this thick, he will break them all down, bro. Like, bro. Like, he would get out of the car? What is he Superman? Yeah. He would be a big dude, like muscular, like, like, like fucking wrestling

broken you would get out and be like broken you would break that on all the branches like what did you say so did you want to go to in and out or not like no

there's not in and out back then it was fucking wheeling I wish I would record that would have been cool was Portillo's around yeah god damn it those weanies

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Peace. We'll see you. Goodbye. Sounds a good outro.