OpTic Podcast - CDL GA’s are INSANE | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 151
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And it just sucks.
And it's just like, it's like a siphon.
No, no.
It's a spike first.
And then there's like a little coil that comes out of the spike.
And it's just your dopamine is just getting sucked out of you.
I can't watch anything.
You're just loving it.
You're just getting pumped.
Every last drop is gone.
And then you're a husk and you have to go to bed.
And at the same time, you're not loving it at all.
It's literally.
I just keep scrolling.
I'm telling you, dude. It's so bad.
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It's a camping, the hangover.
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It's not like a rave though.
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You go up to the...
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Yeah, exactly.
But are you the one that separates the beans from the rice
or do you put the beans on top of the rice?
Like a professional.
I usually don't get the beans or rice.
I'm not going on.
What do you got?
Everything else.
Yeah, I think I just get all meat.
I don't even know what else they have.
Meats, olives, cheese.
Bro, the olives, black olives, green olives, give me all the olives.
What was that liquor we had?
Louis the 13th.
15th?
15th?
I don't know what it is.
Or is it 14th?
But it was like...
$250 a shot?
Yeah.
Worth it?
Definitely.
Nah.
Definitely.
I mean, it was as far as like a whiskey goes, it was very good.
I don't know if it's a whiskey or...
Is it whiskey and cognac?
I forget what it was.
But it was nice.
There was no...
Like there was no burn on it.
It was nice.
It was good.
But $250.
Yeah,
for a shot.
What could you even do to liquor for it to be like that?
Or is it just like a brand or like a branding idea?
I think it's a little bit of everything.
You think it's like an aging thing?
Aging.
That works with liquor.
The quality of ingredients.
I mean, there's the barrels they're kept in.
There's probably a lot of different shit.
That goes into it.
Not worth.
All right.
Lou is the 13th.
Like who's behind?
buying this.
Four grand.
Where?
Oh, 4,300.
I was gifted by Matt Kendrick from, used to be at Gugan.
Now he's a good, good, fucking, gave me a gift of some Pappy Van Winkle, 23.
Pappy Van Winkle 23.
You're not going to enjoy that.
Who?
You.
What is that?
What does that mean?
You don't enjoy.
Liquors?
Yeah, you don't know.
Yeah, you don't know how to enjoy that.
Give that thing.
Yeah, give me that.
Who?
You?
Or you?
Who, okay, let's split it.
Well, who made it the furthest?
Who made it the furthest in the tournament?
I'm top three, right?
I'm sorry.
Wait, what are you?
Huh?
We're watch partying today.
Oh, my God.
We're watch party.
Hey, did Davis ask you to join?
Yeah.
And you said, I asked where my team was going to be.
I don't want to talk about the GGCS.
I heard my team.
I will say, first off, the team.
team changing shit is stupid.
If you're gonna get a team change,
you should have a worse player.
Wait till you're,
wait till you play Aiden's team
and him and Believe are just running at you.
They had Clayster, who was a turret,
but like at least they're not just running at you.
Like that's the perfect formula for this type of thing.
Because no disrespect to our team,
but they're not watching lanes.
There's so many lanes open
and they're just running down them.
That shit's not gonna work and pro shit.
And then the other team,
didn't they replace like phase blaze for rated or something?
something? Yeah. And that's who we lost. That's who we lost to. That's insane. We lost like around 11.
That's like replacing me for X? I don't want to talk about it, man. It's like replacing me for like
mutex or something. That's a good comparison. Some S&D, true S&D player. Like it's just that I don't
like, but I don't know. We're top three. I can't really complain. We'll play those teams today.
You can win it all. Hopefully I show up. You can win it all today.
Dude.
If I actually won that shit?
You guys play Aiden and Believe, right?
Yeah.
I mean, I think we'll end up playing both those scenes.
No, you play, I think Aiden and Believe, because they beat us in the semifinal.
So you're definitely playing them.
The CSR.
Yeah, S-R-C-R.
Yeah, yeah, we play them.
You can win this, dude.
We'll see.
Let's go.
I tell myself, I'm like, all right, just fucking turny time.
Then I like, I like, try to snap myself in it.
Like, come on, this is a fucking turny time.
Focus up.
No mistakes.
and then I'll snap out of it like
dude shut the fuck up
like this is just like a creator turnip
but I'm like no this is a fucking turning let me show up
because whenever
I like came into this
like it's going to be fun whatever
and then we lost the cess team for the division
finals or whatever and I was so
mad it like brought back of anger
I was so mad last night
I like didn't expect to be that mad
but the series got over so quick and I was just
like what the fuck
and the anger just build up build up build up
up like couldn't sleep
that night we had a podcast the next day
last podcast you won the war man you're still in the
fucking you're still in the fucking tournament meanwhile I'll be sitting there
that's a good play by Nick
turn that stream on I'm watching
I don't know if I was streaming
since the beginning but if I turned it on now it's like
I'm switching I'm switching it up and like
I don't have faith to myself
it changes the whole dynamic it'll change like
I'll just know I'm streaming
So it's like, it would just, I think, make me play worse.
It's okay, bro.
You'll tweak?
These tournaments come down to like the creators.
Like whoever's creators turn up, that's who wins.
So it's just like, it's all on you basically.
Yeah.
You're good.
And that's why the stream's staying off.
You'll be good.
I would like to turn it on and it just be popping off.
But when this tourney first started, I was like, dude, I haven't touched this shit.
Playing against like Shotsie and Tommy or something.
I'm like, dude, I'm about to just get pounded.
Like I didn't touch the game in the first, like, I think our first week, I kind of was getting
pounded and I was like see like my chat would have just been fucking destroying me like
not in the mood to see this shit how's depressed and shit what the fuck
he unlocks all this how is the press and shit and i was like i'm not fucking looking over
and seeing that my goddamn chat but now i'm like i'm getting better and better like one of the
things that you hate to see in the chat what's like the worst thing that you're like
oh my god you're so fucking bad your shots on you're just you're getting bad timing when that's not the
case whatsoever i'm just like you know they're like you know there's a lot
And I just start overthinking shit, especially in something like S&D.
You got to turn your...
S&D is just filled with anxiety.
Just turn your chat.
I love that shit.
It'll be a 3V1, and then you just see one of your teammates go down across the map.
You're like, fuck, 2V1.
Are you just praying?
You don't get putting in one B1?
Yeah.
Then I see my teammates die again, and it's like, holy fuck it's someone.
And you're so mad at them?
I'm like, dude, I feel like when it's a 3V1, just don't fucking die.
Just do anything to get, like, info.
But like...
People just like I don't ever get those kills when there's like one left because I just stay the fuck alive
And I'm like let's not throw this this is a free win and then like sometimes people would just throw it and I'm like fuck
And it's just it's so stressful. I don't know how I mean they're fucking pros but I don't know how people like play s and d for fun it's fucking stressful
I mean I guess you can play for fun and just not really care but when you're really like trying to win
in every single series of ours has been three two and then go into like five five five
I think every single series has been 3-255-5.
Reverseeps.
Like.
Reverseeps?
Yesterday we were.
Have you ever.
Yeah.
No,
I don't think so.
Is that like you're like,
you're just dying on purpose,
basically round 11 to like not be in one-v-one at the end?
I try,
run down middle of the house.
I try to die for my good player to stay alive.
I'm like,
whatever plan you have,
let me go first.
Like if we're sliding in plane,
that's what you wish you had.
That's what you wish you had.
No,
We started doing it the last day
Wait, who would you send in first?
All three of them?
Any of them
All three?
Go, go, go, go.
Tush, get the fuck in there, buddy.
And Tush, dude, Tush's internet.
He couldn't stream, so Tush was just mad all day.
He's sitting there like, I can't fucking stream.
I literally, he's just, he's like, I can't work.
I'm just sitting here playing.
Oh, dude, he was like, I'm playing a cod tournament off stream.
I'm such a loser.
Like, you know how Tush.
Yeah, what a loser.
He's like, I feel like such a loser right now.
And I'm like, dude, we're in a $100,000 tournament.
Like, who gives a fuck?
He's like, I can't even fucking work, spectrum.
Dude.
All right.
So my team, did you guys win a round?
Yeah, of course.
Because I think Hutch said you guys won your first rounds.
We did.
I know you didn't win a map.
Who did they slam?
No, we didn't win a map, but you have to understand.
You didn't win a map, but you went around?
Yeah, y'all don't want a single map.
the whole time.
How'd you win a round?
No,
they won a round like they lost six.
Oh,
in the game?
I'm wondering if you guys want a round.
That's the most disrespectful shit of ever.
Why is that even brought up?
Well, I saw their record was like 0 and 16
and then Hutch tweeted like one or
I think Hutch tweeted like won our first two
or won our first two rounds
were not completely down and out or something like that.
He said they just win their first two rounds.
We got buys.
Oh, okay.
For those.
No, I'm kidding.
Look, this was, first of all,
I didn't know that this was like a month-long tournament, which is actually, you know, cool.
You ain't got time for that.
No, I got injured, dude.
I got super athletes like myself who injure themselves can't play video games because of someone.
In all actuality, the thing that happened is we went paintball in for a video.
I ducked down.
You were there.
You were on my team.
I don't remember the injury, but.
Dude, I did it on the first one.
Really?
The first one.
And then I kept playing.
You saw me kept playing, right?
Because it didn't hurt like that.
the following day, which was a Friday, because we did Thursday, Friday, I came to work, everything was good, and I felt something.
I'm like, man, what the fuck?
Like I feel like, but I'm like, you know, I'm an old and shagga, my bones creek, like an old house.
I'm walking around hobbling.
That night I didn't sleep at all.
I couldn't sleep at all because it was sharp pain.
Just imagine you're about to fall asleep, and then all of a sudden somebody fucking jabs you with a fucking soldering iron.
You're like, oh, fuck.
Saturday, same thing.
Same thing.
Couldn't even go to my daughter's pre-birthday birthday party.
Dinner.
What?
Pre-birth-birth-birth-party party.
Dinner.
Pre-birth-birth-party dinner.
Are you just laying in bed this whole time?
No, I'm in my theater room, like, with it kicked all the way back, and I'm just like,
I have a heating pat on me.
Were you low-key loving it, though?
Like, damn, I ain't doing shit today.
Dude, I said that yesterday to Jude.
Speaking of theater room, yeah.
Yo, Zini actually put me onto a good show.
It's rare.
It's rare that he does it.
It's called The Murder at the End of the World
There's only three episodes out
We watched the first episode last night
It was great
The murder
It's on the end of the movie
There's only three episodes out
But it was, it's fucking
It's like a mystery show
Like a rich Mitch
It's nice
Like a glass onion type of vibe
Yeah exactly that type of vibe
I need something to watch
They go to like a rich retreat
And that's all I'll tell you
Okay cool
Please I will watch this
It's fucking good
I want
The title kind of
Do you know what show is fucking
There's a murder at the end of the show's insane.
Yeah, I get it.
Have you seen beef?
Have you seen beef?
Is it the cooking one?
No, beef.
Asian driver?
I remember like the hype around that show, but I didn't watch it.
Dude, it's, it's fucking, yeah, bro.
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no.
Did you watch the whole thing?
I think I got bored after.
No, no, no.
It's, it is, I don't want to fucking ruin it because it is not what you think it is.
Like, you think it's going to be funny because it's, it's, uh,
What's her name?
Ali Wang or something.
Yeah, Ali Wang is like a stand-up comedian genius,
but my fucking God, does it turn?
Is it in English?
Yeah.
Or is it in like...
No, no, it's not a Korean.
There is some Korean dialogue in there,
but two strangers get into a road region that brings chaos to their lives.
But not just chaos to their lives.
The ultimate fucking...
I could not...
I watched the second to the last episode last night,
and I could not fucking believe
how crazy that shit.
became.
Really?
I gave up on it.
When?
At what point did you give up on it?
I don't even remember.
It was so long ago.
It just turned into like background noise.
Dude,
give it another shot.
Oh,
let's scroll TikTok.
Give it another shot.
It's everything for me nowadays and it's depressing.
Literally.
It's fucking insane.
Everything is background noise while I'm watching TikTok or Twitch.
I need to delete the apps.
Dude.
I'll be honest.
I seriously do.
It's like bad.
I think it pisses me off.
You have so much anger from this tournament.
Dude,
I did you see why I'm about to retire from content creator.
I retired from competing.
I retired from competing.
now I'm about to retire from content creator.
Oh my God.
They always get pissed me off.
I'm too competitive.
And then we lose.
Yeah, this is probably aren't good for you.
I just get mad.
Watching your stream though and you're like,
you're good.
Thank you.
Good at the game?
Like, just like the way.
Obviously he's good, but it's like,
I didn't expect you to be this good, I think.
What?
Thanks.
I don't know.
Just want to tell me I'm fucking washed?
Let me ask you this.
If formal research of Call of Duty,
what do you expect from him?
You think I'm gonna get shit on?
But they're almost still competing.
It just got like second of world.
I think it would take you like a little bit.
To get back to me like a week.
Yeah, it would take you a little bit.
I'm not just gonna hop on.
Maybe less.
As soon as I learned the maps, like it's not gonna be, I'm watching it.
It doesn't look that much different.
Dude, it's this, well, this search game is like, dude, you know how it's searched?
Like every, every game, it's just different.
It's like a different theme.
Like one game's like team search.
One game is like bang out search.
This game is like hard team search.
Because like all the maps, there's only three lanes.
So it's like you, it's like World War II search kind of.
Like you have to work a certain length.
And like you can late pinch and shit, but like the way the maps are, it's so easy to pick up from like you can pick it up from a setup like right there.
If that makes sense.
Are snipers allowed in CDO?
No.
Did they, they're just g8?
They're just easy.
They're too easy to use.
Really?
Yeah.
Snipers in this tourney, it's fucking so annoying.
Every sniper on every team is just fries.
Really?
Yeah.
So is it true that they, they G8 it?
The sniper?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's no snipers.
No smokes.
Why? Why?
They G8.
They were talking about this last night on the flank, but they G8 like DDoS, which people think should be in.
There's no smokes and respawns, which people think should be in because some of the hills are like unbreakable.
Dude, the hills look unbreakable.
Yeah, so they want to throw smoke in, but the teams don't want smokes in because it lowers the skill gap, which I kind of agree with.
Like smokes are just cheesy, but like, dude, how are you supposed to break Palace Hill on invasion?
Yeah.
Is that the sand map where people just like snake the top of the, like, the race?
If the other team doesn't scam, you're not breaking it.
Dude, that hill looks insane.
There's so many crosses, so many angles, like, you're playing a guessing game.
Yeah, so there's a lot of, there's a lot of, there's a lot of, what's the word?
There's a lot of, um.
Nuences?
No, no, no, no.
There's just a lot of tension right now in the CDL, like, scene because of how much shit's G-Aid, like, and there's...
Why is it different than any other year?
This year's kind of like OD, like D-Dos got G-Aid, people on Smokesback.
That's D-D-D-D-D-D-D-S.
DDoS is one of the field upgrades
They're like basically
So whenever you pop it
It destroys trophies
Like if they're through a wall
But also they don't want it in search
Because if you pop it
It lets you know like if you EMP a player
It's like you'll pop it
And it'll give you XP
And it'll be like player EMPs or something
See if someone's there
I just might like pop it
Yeah you can like literally go to the end of a wall
Hit it and if they're on the other side of the wall
Isn't that what it repeated in blackups do though
Like the exact same thing?
Yeah
So what is it different about this year?
But I don't
EMP if you threw it
It would give you a hit marker
I don't know if it would tell you that it was a player, though.
Like, you could have just EMPed a trophy.
But it wouldn't tell you if it was a player.
So it wasn't, like, guaranteed info.
Like, you kind of had an idea, but...
But, yeah, there's just a lot going on right now.
Tupac dropped.
Go ahead.
And the league starts in 10 days.
Tupac dropped 20 and 4 against us, and he was sniping the whole time.
Really? He had 20 sniper kills?
Like, basically, like, 16, probably?
Yeah.
And the pistol is, like, crazy.
The pistol is actually, like, a good sniper.
is actually like a good pistol.
So it's like even if your sniper,
yeah, it's a renetti.
So it's like even if your sniper's not hitting,
you can still get like close range kills your pistol.
Yeah.
It was so annoying.
And like seeing
who spawn,
fucking running to be or whatever
and just see Blaskett snipe.
We lost.
Like,
that's your problem.
If you're letting him go first,
that's your fault.
I mean, we're just like,
I don't know.
I don't know how to fucking dodge the snipers.
Like I don't know the game like that.
But like Tupacackech knows everything.
Yeah.
We just don't know if he's going to be mid, left, watching B, like, whatever.
We just don't know where the fuck he's going to be, and he'll just pick someone.
He's probably fecesing in that tournament.
And it was blast.
DuPoc, I think, bro, after they went up 2-0 and then we reverse swept them.
And he did one of those, got up, walked away from his stream.
And then, like, I feel like that team was like never the same.
He was he was hyping up everything, calming everything, telling everyone where to go.
You watched the rebroad?
Like, stay alive, stay alive, I'm coming.
And then he would just like get a sniper kill,
but I feel like after they lost us.
You were watching the rebroad loving it?
I haven't done that yet.
How did you know all that?
Were you just stream sniping them?
With the audio on?
How would you have known all that?
Well, I watched the series before us,
and he was just like, that's how he was.
He was just hype, fucking hyping up his teammates,
telling him what to do, like fucking,
like a master class.
But he went up to it against us.
I'm assuming the same thing.
And then I saw after they lost.
he was fucking pissed
and then I watched a little bit of their
next series and they were just fucking out of it
they might have got like 3-0
they got checked I was just like god damn
they got checked then we reverse swept
who's the fucking next team we played
symphony is your fucking turn
symphony and karma
do you guys reverse swept them
I want a 1v3 against them
who's your team
me if I get 1v3 in my dick
I swear to God
that would just never happen
it was a 1v1 versus symphony
at the end I was like yes
I was just like don't fucking tweak smooth aim
As you're playing
You're telling yourself these things
Not really
Okay I was gonna say I was actually kind of locked for that
Like yesterday I was actually like playing pretty good
And wasn't like
Scaming at all
Because sometimes I'll just do some shit where it's like
What the fuck am I doing?
But yesterday I was like
Nick's going hard
I respect that though you're actually like
You're going hard
I mean I've been like watching streams
whoever our
he's watching streams
he's doing vaude work
whoever our fourth is
I'm like yo join up like an hour before
and run me through these maps
and like where to go
it's kind of insane
yeah I'm done with creator turn
but like besides that I really haven't
I really haven't played it
but it's like why is not
this guy's doing vaud review
and in learning timings
no the thing is not winning
it's just like I can't stand playing in these
and like getting shit
no I'm gonna tell you what the problem is
with creator tournament
give me something that'll help me
just like do a little
little better. If you were a pro at one point, you cannot be considered a fucking creator.
What else could you be considered? A pro. Once you achieve pro status, Seth, you can never be
considered a creator, even though you are. But you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I can't. But they figure it out.
It needs to be like, there needs to be buckets. It needs to be like retired pros. Like the way,
the way the pro sin was. It was like current pros, retired pros, content creator, challengers player.
I forget exactly how it was, but like retired pros were their own bucket.
Because now there's so many of them that are good, it's like you kind of have to have, like, a retired pro bucket.
Like, I don't know.
Huh?
Like, have it.
Yeah, like, he's not like a retired pro.
I mean, he's like, just retired.
He could like be a pro in this game.
I've been watching him play.
Like, that guy's turned.
Yeah, he literally just retired.
He feasts.
He retired.
He just didn't get picked up for a team.
Well, he could have got, I think he could have got picked up, but he didn't want to play on, like, one of the bottom four teams.
And none of the top four teams are going to.
He does seem pretty good.
Yeah, Colts good.
Yeah, he's always been really, really good, though.
Do you guys play wagers, like, for money in those eights?
Or is it just for fun?
No, well, sometimes, but I haven't.
I usually don't do that.
You're hilarious.
Huh?
You're hilarious.
He's not playing for 20.
He's like, I don't know too much.
Or five.
Five?
No, they've been doing it sometimes, but not that often.
I've only been a part of one of those series, and it was Matt,
versus Symphony, I think, for like 50 gives it.
I watched that.
Yeah.
We lost.
Yeah.
What are you going to do?
He lost his 50.
Got on Nate's streaming eight, ten hours a day now.
Who, Natechat?
Playing pubs and eights for ten hours a day.
He's back.
He gave you one last night, though.
Right?
What was that last night when you guys played?
Yeah.
I mean, he dropped fucking 17 on me.
I didn't see that.
Nate shot.
Yeah, no, he's, I mean, look, again, he can't.
He, he loved, he loved that one.
I was gassing him up and shit.
He could be considered a creator,
but also like he's on the line of me also saying.
He's like, no, fuck that.
You were a pro at one point.
You can't play any career.
A creator tournament was when it was me,
Diesel, Hutch, and Fuis
versus Pomage, T. Martin, Legion,
and they even brought a fucking ringer too.
Fucking Pinkwell cheaters.
That's a creator tournament.
Not no.
Even you can't even play because you were fucking pro.
It's a game I don't play.
Nah, he's a content creator.
Now, on Cod, he's a creative.
Even on Halo would be like a content creator.
Like at this one.
What kind of disrespectful?
No, he knows that's true.
What?
What kind of disrespectful?
I mean, who, what would?
They would put me on a, what would I count as a pro?
Yeah, like, if I'd jump back on Halo Infinite,
my, I'm not a pro of my Halo Infinite.
Infinite tournament team, like, we're fucked.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Some team gets formal.
This guy gets frosty.
Oh, I got drafted into the maniac team.
I'm sick.
I can't play.
My teammates wouldn't even want to put.
What did you guys do for Thanksgiving?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Stayed here.
Wait, really?
Made food with my girlfriend.
That's not nothing.
That's not nothing.
That's not.
Then I think I drank and played Valerant.
And then I think I got shit on.
Raged, drank more.
I should let me know.
I thought you guys were all doing something.
No, I didn't do anything.
I mean, we didn't really have anyone.
I have invited.
We didn't really want to do anything.
Matt, Mbo's, maniac, everybody to my house every year.
All that we had was.
don't give of shit.
That's what I'm saying.
About Thanksgiving?
Like, about holidays or like,
I don't know.
I like,
I look forward to the older I get,
it's like,
yeah.
Calendar.
Really?
Yeah,
it was,
I don't care about birthdays.
Is his mom makes the best cherry cake
I've ever had.
She made it last year
and I was,
I was saying like,
this is the best cherry cake
and then have a cherry pie.
Cherry pies she's ever made
and I'm like,
this is the best I've ever had
and then like a week later
I had a fresh one.
And then this year
I didn't say anything
about I was fucking praying
I'm like, man, if she made my own fucking cherry pie,
there's only one slice left, and I'm freezing it.
I'm freezing it.
I mean, she can make you on any time,
and she'd be happy to do it.
Dude, it was, it's like, um, it's, it's like the perfect before to bed.
Listen, anytime you want pie, you let me know.
You hear me close, you hear me close, I'm closing my eyes as I'm describing this
fucking cherry pie.
That's how fucking good it is.
Like in the crust, bro, the crust.
I could just eat the crust.
There was no fucking cherished in the crust.
We fucked up anyway.
Picture like the animated chair.
In the windowsill, steam.
That shit does slide.
It sounds so good.
Seth's like, yo, yeah, bro, I walked into a house and this like little hand of a of, of, of, of, of scent came and fucking grab me.
Grab me by the nose and shit brought me to it.
No, that was, that was crazy.
I, I don't, it's not that I care about the holiday or holidays just in general, but any excuse to get people together in a themable way, I'm all about it.
As long as there's a dinner there, I'm fucking there.
I'm there for it.
Drink a lot of wine on Thanksgiving.
Do you have the shits after?
No.
Anytime I drink a lot of wine.
I can't do wine.
I haven't tried the right wine.
The buzz is so slow.
My head hurts.
No, honestly, I really haven't.
Oh.
Well, yeah, wine's like, it's like apple juice.
I've never been drunk.
You got a lot of apple juice?
Yeah.
It's not like grape juice.
I mean, yeah, grape juice.
Any kind of fruit juice, you're shitting.
If you have to.
Three glasses you're shitting.
What?
I didn't shit.
I mean, I shit at 7 a.m.
I usually do.
If I drank three things of apple juice as a kid, it was basically X-Lax.
Shardoning.
I am.
I was shitting.
A lot.
What?
Liquid.
Well, anyway, I'm...
Sorry.
Yeah.
It was, I really enjoy it.
Yeah.
Not that I don't give a shit about it either, but I do care that, you know, people get together
and eat this fucking incredible food.
And you're just like, hey, this is what we're doing today.
I loved our Thanksgiving, just chilling, watching football, eating.
I mean, it's like a perfect day.
Can't be it.
This guy started around noon.
Brews.
Brews, boys.
Bear.
Birds.
Two beer.
Birds.
Birds.
Birds.
Bruce.
Yeah, no, it was good.
What do you guys got planned for Christmas?
Just go home.
When you say go home, you mean Maryland?
You taking the girl?
I don't think so.
Because her family's up here.
She's going to do her thing for like two, three days.
I'll do mine.
Two, three days.
her parents yet yeah
they like they like you
think they like me I tried my fucking hardest
oh yeah what did you what did you bring to the meat
hi neck her dad firm handshake
because he's just like a country man
did what I what did you bring
when you didn't bring shit you didn't bring her mom flowers
I tried to bring that's O'D bro
no it's not it's it's called courteous
it's what called being yeah but it's 20s
it's 23 now but they're not from
23, clearly. They're from the old days.
No, I get that.
You know what I'm saying? I still think that's like kind of O-D.
Dude, I'm going to be so weird.
You know, that's kind of OD.
Just TikTok-brained.
I'm just going to be a freak.
I mean, the kids that are going to be coming up to you are going to be all sweet freaks.
They're going to be more freaks.
Kind of like handy vapes and shit.
No, they're going to come in and they're going to do that.
You see that, that, that video of that, of that girl that dances for her grandma.
It's like, happy birthday, grandma.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Your grandma probably just doesn't know what's going to.
That's what kids are going to show up to the doorstep with,
hey, Mr. Rodriguez.
Dude, fucking TikTok.
Are you on TikTok like that?
How are you seeing that video?
Are you on TikTok?
Or like Instagram Reels?
Instagram Reels is like the number one thing.
And sometimes I get so sick of it because it's like it's all like,
dude.
I'm pretty sure TikTok like drains your dopamine.
It does.
Definitely fucks your attention.
It's literally just imagine when you turn TikTok on.
It's a spike that goes into your fucking brain.
And it just sucks.
And it's just like, it's like a siphon.
No, no.
It's a spike first.
And then there's like a little coil that comes out of the spike.
And it's just your dopamine is just getting sucked out of it.
I can't watch anything.
You're just loving it.
You're just getting pumped.
Until every last drop is gone.
And you're a husk and you have to go to bed.
And at the same time, you're not loving it at all.
It's literally.
I just keep scrolling.
I'll tell you, dude.
It's so bad for you.
It's like, I'll scroll and it's like this dude fighting.
The latest fight one I saw is that is that, is that,
YouTuber that was telling him that he's going about your business man going about your business man
and then he's like what's up he's like he like takes off his the big one no no no no no no no no you'll see
it it's everywhere that shit went viral i've seen that shit from five different accounts i got to get off
dude dude it's like this dude did everything he needed to do blah blah blah blah blah blah i was like
wait who is this youtube or not you like real creators no dude it was like some dude has a security
vest on this black dude and he's just sitting there and then some other dudes like yo fuck your
youtube shit or some shit like that and he's like man go about your business man go a bunch of business
man go a bunch of business man go a fucking dude in the dress keeps talking shit to him he's like
wait was it like a Halloween thing I don't know no I didn't see anybody wearing fucking uh there was
there was one of like jack do herty oh yeah that's security no no no no no no no no this one's
fucking this one's good this guy fucking has a vest on he's like going much of business
this man and all of a sudden the guy just doesn't go and he's oh what's up then the guy like on on uh unlatches
on velcro's yeah velcro's the vest you here and then the guy goes at him and he's like he like stops the
motion of taking it off and all of a sudden he's like ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bupah dude said oh jesus
and then he they separate and he takes his vest off fast as fuck i want to know who this is
wait matt find that video yeah find that video matt the fuck uh anyway it's really really really good
i was like that's what you fucking it's toxic though people people need to just mind their own fucking
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I don't need to fight anyone.
I was to see my TikTok also has like inspirational quotes and I saw last night that people
after after a tough loss.
Yeah.
But people that are comfortable with themselves stay out of other people's business.
That it have like dope music behind it.
It's black and white.
Yeah, black and white mountains in the background.
Two people holding hands.
It's, uh,
it's a one fucking narrator voice.
I don't even.
It's got such a specific
I'm gonna send it to you Matt right now
It was
All you hear is
Monorino
The sound of the
People
We're confident in themselves
Avoid other people
Oh dude I was like
What are you talking about?
I thought you were doing some pirates
To the Caribbean shit
He was
He was doing like the start
Oh
Oh
And then there's just an
A big ass ship
And a ocean
Just fucking slam
Thieves and beggars
You see this one?
I gotta get off that app, dude
You're gonna stay on it
No
You're not gonna get off of it
Oh my
I can't
Gounder fucking I am
Dude
I sent you
You're never on Instagram
Nope
And if you are
You never open your fucking messages
I heard Instagram is turning into like
The
One of the
Most toxic social media
Is that true
It is dude
Everything that's
What did I just show you?
A bunch of creators
I've seen and talked to
They've all been talking about
Instagram has been like crazy toxic lately.
Like just comment section?
Yeah, like comments.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's really the only place
you can be toxic.
Yeah, I was doing the same.
I mean, is there like IG beef videos
going back and forth?
I haven't seen it firsthand really, but like,
dude, like people just been
hating, bro.
Been play hate.
It's what we've come to in this fucking cruel,
sick fucking world.
I don't know.
I'm just, uh...
It's falling apart.
I used to like,
being in real, but I do agree, like, it's now become like background, like shows become background
noises so that you're entertained looking the shit.
It's fucking insane.
I'm not much like, dude, I got so upset when you said that.
That is crazy.
You got to break the cycle, man.
That is crazy.
Dude, when you said that.
Every time you turn on, you're plugged in.
Dude, when you said that, I literally saw myself in the theater room, like, watching something
in the background.
It's like swiping, swiping, swiping, swiping, swiping, swiping.
I've been struggling.
I've been struggling in finding gifts.
to give to people.
I wanted to buy people gift this really,
like the production team.
So,
uh,
that I'm down.
Yo,
get people with cats,
the kitty robot.
Ooh.
I'm gonna get people with cats.
Well,
you got a cat.
That shit.
Junior needs me and is.
We just,
we just purchased one.
It hasn't got there yet.
But apparently like,
what is it?
Drop has one.
He was telling me about it.
He was like,
dude,
it's like,
it's life changing.
You don't ever have to clean their litter.
And like,
it rolls over the litter.
Sifts like the litter out.
their shit or piss or whatever it is bags it for you and then like self cleans what
is it like what is the actual product there the litter robot oh it's a robot 700 bucks
though it's a robot it's a robot to jump into shit right there yeah he won's your cat
bites it look at that thing shaves it yeah it's all fun in games until you open up a bag
of poop and your cats in there that's pretty crazy no odor yeah you pull that bottom
drawer out and your cat's just fucking underneath in the bag
Jesus Christ.
Look at that shit, bro.
Literally.
I can't wait for it to get there.
Even that was too much work.
Yeah.
Michelle will get on that.
That thing is going to pay for itself so fast.
You don't have to go scoop their fucking poop.
All you do is lift the drawer and take it out to the trash.
Do you?
What do you do at the crew?
We got three cats.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, we got three cats.
So that's a lot of poop.
Got to be a red redhead thing.
Three cats, two dogs.
Yeah.
that's it
I got a redhead cat
too
wait what did you say you have
three cats two dogs
and that's no no more
yeah
so you say that
yeah we have to
no more
I said
that's what I said
dogs are the fucking best
dogs are the fucking best
100%
is it bad that like
even just
like I'm on the first floor
so I can just walk right out
and even that
like they have
they're about the shit
their fucking pants
I'm just like
god
I don't just hold it
fine I'll fucking go on
like is that bad
yeah that's my mindset
Yeah.
Like, I should be like, you guys want to go outside?
Come on, come on, come on.
No.
But you should be like, just go do it.
If I had to shit and you assume the responsibility of the dog.
I know, I do it every time.
I don't want people thinking my dogs are shitting on the floor or shitting on themselves.
But every time I'm like, why?
Like when it's like, when it's like, I mean, there's times where like 9, 10 p.m.
I just ate.
They're downstairs.
By the door.
I'm like, fuck.
Yeah, I mean, that's normal.
I feel like.
At least they're telling you that I have to get up, fucking rage down the steps.
You're telling me there's never been a time where you're like doing something and you're like fuck.
No, because I know the alternative.
The alternative is me getting even more mad at some smelling shit on my fucking.
That's a good point.
Force.
I'm just wondering if like normal people are just like, all right, let's go.
But me, I'm like, go.
Then I take them out.
Yeah, normal people are like fucking, let's go out for a poop.
Dude, one time it was like, it was like three.
There's only, uh, Louis sleeps in the room.
Not on the bed.
He's got his own little, like, bassinet.
Like a baby's bassinet.
Yeah.
He's the only one that sleeps in the room?
Yeah.
Everybody's just fucking out there in their own cage.
No, but he's like, and it doesn't fucking matter.
The point of the matter is that all of a sudden, like, it's like two-thirds, like, three-thirty in the morning I hear.
That's why he's yapping.
And I'm like, I'm like, oh, my God, he's got to take a shit.
And I was just like, fuck.
How do you know that means he's got a shit?
Because you just got to see.
Why is he nervous?
And I'm like, oh, fuck.
Talks are so fun.
So sure enough, I'm like, I look over, I see Jude sleeping and I'm like, oh, she got him.
Just be like, a bunch of shit in the fucking.
Gotta be you.
So I'm like, you know what?
I know what it feels like to be driving somewhere.
And you 15 minutes away, you got a shit so bad.
I've been there.
And there's steps, right?
You undo your take off your seatbelt first and then you do your belt.
And if that doesn't work, then you unsip your pants and then you lift up.
And then you're like, you do everything that you can.
You think about being in church or some shit, just same.
Isn't that for like boners?
Same.
It's the same concept, man.
I didn't want to be the one to say it.
But you think about anything else besides having to fucking poop.
So I just got up by little money.
And sure enough, this motherfucker takes off and then I was saying, he's like, you know how, well, they slow down?
They like, and then just shitted.
And I was like, hmm, I come back, Jutes on her phone.
And I was like, oh.
Dogs are the fucking best, though.
Why do you say that?
Agreed.
It's just like, I think it's the only actual love that.
might exist.
Unconditional.
The only actual unconditional love that might exist.
Yeah.
He's like, we don't give a fuck that you're wearing a Ditas with Nike shoes on.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Yeah, but...
Tyler the creator.
What's it called?
Golf Wang?
Yeah, you know her...
Of course, Paige's sister's boyfriend did the merch.
Just fucking...
They know everyone.
Page's sister's boyfriend does the golf Wang merches.
I like it though.
What were we talking about dogs?
Yes.
Unconditional love.
Yes.
Like the,
they'll just,
our newest one,
Chui,
would just lay on the bed
and just stare at me.
And I'm like,
holy fucking shit,
you love me so much.
It'll be after like,
we lost the fucking Seth.
It's 1 a.m.
I'm laying in my bed.
That really got to you.
I know how bad was that night.
And it was like,
and I'm like,
you know,
what's his name?
What's his name?
Chewy.
Chewy?
He wasn't like we smoked him.
Bro.
Chewy.
I was like, you know,
everything's going to be all right,
Cheel.
Just imagine, right?
I don't have my hoodie,
but Nick is laying in bed,
hoodie on like this,
Chewy licking his tears.
Just like TikTok.
Unconditional love.
What are you going to do?
Well, we're close to two weeks away
from the CDL beginning.
I can't wait.
I can't wait,
but I also have to,
I have a confession to make.
You don't give a shit.
No, two weeks ago.
No, I do.
I do.
Of course I do.
Two weeks ago, I was playing call the duty, loving it, loving life.
And then I got injured and I played that tournament.
I was just like, I just, I haven't, I haven't had the urge to want to hop back on the game.
I feel you, brother.
Because I don't want to fucking get on either.
But I'm currently top three position.
I got to win this tourney.
No, I'm just kidding.
But no, I'm rubbing it in.
I'm over here.
we lost.
Do you wish you were something?
Yeah.
Of course.
I mean,
it's extra cash,
good content today.
How much do you get individually
if you win first place?
10K.
Oh my God.
But for me it's like,
yeah,
no.
I got 1250.
We did win 1250 though.
It's not 10K.
I mean,
like you'd be able to stream it too
and you're like shitting on everyone.
It's like max dope.
You know what I mean?
It's like a whole eight hour long streamed
you like just happy.
Getting gassed.
Now you just suck.
away from that. I do feel bad for some of the better players.
Like, Hawk was going off yesterday loss.
Skump goes off all the time.
Went six and one and then we got a whole wave of substitutes.
Yeah, thanks.
The substitutes.
Thanks, thanks, Optic boys.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
Do you guys had to scrim?
Losers.
There were two teams that dropped, basically two teams dropped their best player
for even better players.
Well, no, so they were.
pros, but obviously the S&D kids
have just been grinding search
exclusively, and they're all the ones
that just fucking replace the pros.
Even after the tournament,
they were playing like
S&D wagers. You think I'm grinding
Blas, rated, believe.
I don't know what you're doing, to be honest. What are you doing on it?
Fucking anything else?
Pubbing?
Pubbing? Have you ever?
You have. Watching eights? You have. I know
you have specifically. I don't know if they have.
You see that dude right there?
In the construction work of rest?
He has been dancing out there.
Dancing?
We sat down.
Yeah.
He's just been fucking grooving.
Happier than always?
Have you ever...
Not this early in the morning.
Surely.
It's 11 o'clock.
If you're really about that life,
you're on it.
That's pure bliss.
Sometimes I see people dancing on the streets and I'm like, man.
Not as happy as him.
I wonder if they are happy.
No, I'm not that happy.
That's fucking happy.
That's fucking joyful.
That's just jealous.
Pure bliss.
Can you all believe it's about to be December?
We're about to be in...
I swear this year is flown.
Flown.
Every year is flying.
Oh, it's only going to get, it's only going to get faster.
It's only going to get faster.
Dude, it's fucking, like, I'm, dude, once I hit 35, I'm going to be like, what the
fuck?
Like, what the fuck?
Listen to me.
I'm about to be.
That's the midlife crisis, I feel like, I think I, I think I'd turn 30 fucking three.
It's going to hit you one day and you're just.
can be pissed.
It is kind of hitting.
Right now, you're about to have your midlife crisis
on stream or on fucking video.
Yeah. Go viral.
I mean, I think I've had a few of them.
But, dude, it's...
Better go back.
It's so fucking recess.
What has been my midlife crisis?
You guys, what do you guys think?
I always think a midlife crisis is when, like,
people buy corvettes and shit and they try to start...
I'm 43.
You have no idea how fast years ago.
I used to have...
Probably when you lost Optic, but you started Optic when you were in?
How old?
I didn't start Optic, but I took over in 2006.
You were...
26.
I was already...
I was 26 years old.
What the fuck?
I had already bought my first town home.
Me and Jude bought our first town home together.
We had our vehicles.
We didn't have live until 2009.
Damn, you were 26 when you took over Optic?
That's actually kind of crazy.
Look, some people are built different
Dude, I have a 14 year old
14 year old
I remember when I was 14
I just moved to the United States
My whole life ahead of me
And here I am 43
You still got your whole life at you know
No I know but I'm saying like it went fast
Dude like a blink of an eye
Here I am I am I am
Like the great Popeye the Sailorman
Once people say
What would y'all say is the best
Like 10 year span of your life?
life.
People say 30s a lot.
30.
And that gets me hype to live my 30s out.
Because you got some money now.
You got like your life.
You know,
you kind of,
you understand what's going on now, right?
Like,
I feel like 30 is going to be like lit.
30.
You can do whatever you want.
7 to 17.
I think like 13 to like 23.
It was just like fun as fuck.
Yeah.
Like you learn so much about like life and like how you want to like be and like
who you want your friends to be and like go to parties.
I can see that.
You know what I'm saying?
and then you get to like the drinking age
and then you're kind of an adult
but like 23 to like 28
has been kind of boring
you know what I'm saying
again I saw on TikTok last night
the 25 to like 33 is like
you're grind ears
where you're just grinding
and you're kind of like ignoring family
and you're just like
yeah
yeah
like 25 to 33 is like that
and is looked at it
and she's like
she saw it she was like
what are you looking at
I showed her
and she's like
it's okay babe
you're doing good
what the fuck
because I'm reading it
I'm like, dude, am I in my grind phase right now?
Like, I swear I haven't fucking done anything but work for the past five years.
I think you've been in your grand phase.
Oh, my God.
28 and a half.
It might be like 13 to 23.
I think you've been in your grind phase since I've known you.
Yeah, to be honest.
14.
No, I don't know about 14.
17 for sure.
Why, thank you.
Yeah, it's like, I knew, I knew you guys when you guys were like, I knew him when he was 17.
I think I met you when you were, like, 19.
19?
19.
You were like 20-something?
And I just looked at these outside.
I'm like, you lucky sons of fucking,
look at you guys,
the whole life ahead of you guys,
you guys can ruin it all and still come out alive.
Hopefully that doesn't happen.
Oh,
something catastrophic.
Let's not talk about that.
Anyway,
what are you looking forward?
How about this?
Can I ask you some personal questions?
Kids.
Yes or not?
Yeah.
I need a mini-mee.
I mean, you need to start getting on that.
and uh you're 33 you're 33 32 listen you got the sooner that the months in i got time i trust
he's like i trust him yeah but yeah no i definitely want like a mini me i just think it would
be fucking how old you girl a mini version of me that's actually insane like imagine a mini skump
no a mini you just looks hilarious i'm like a mini he comes out like 13 like imagine he comes out
like a baby like me does he he comes out like a baby like me does he
Have a girl or boy?
I'd probably have a girl just to like
No, you get a boy.
Add anxiety to my life.
And then I'll get a boy.
That'd be a good reset though.
Oh, it's the ultimate reset, the best reset.
You get wings.
You get what you never had before.
No, a kid is definitely
Probably near future.
Have you talked to her about that?
That's two years maybe.
Do you tell her?
Like, hey, I'm gonna.
We talk about it.
Like, why I'm being sure to say,
I want a baby.
I want baby.
And then I'm like, shut the fuck up.
She's like, yeah, well, not now.
But, you know, eventually, like, she wants like five kids.
Whoa.
She don't.
She wants like a big family, big house, big yard.
Tell her to wake the fuck up.
Five is a lot.
That's a lot.
Yeah, five is kind of a lot.
Dude, I have one.
You need to win this turn you today, bro.
It's step one.
Lock it.
For my fucking kids.
For your five kids.
Do you, have you guys, like, do you know,
For sure what you would name a boy?
I have no idea.
I always kind of wanted a Nick Jr.
Little Nicky?
To wake off.
That's so fucked.
What about you, Matt?
I have no idea.
Kids, no kids?
No kids.
Not your thing?
Not my thing.
Why, though?
You don't want a minute.
Last night I made a diaper joke and everyone was like, did you just leak you
had a kid?
I got texts from like, Natechot, tush texting.
They all started texting me and they were like, did you just leak that you're
having a kid?
I was like, no, I was making a diaper joke.
What was it?
I'm going to be sitting here and dietschie.
What was the diaper joke?
I'm just gonna be like streaming and fucking sitting here and in a diaper or something like that.
Like grandpa diapers, you're trying.
Yeah.
And I thought it was a bad joke.
It wasn't funny.
And everyone thought that I was having a kid.
It'd be such a weird way to leak it.
What is a bad joke?
Is it a leak?
Like if you're, if you're having a, like, I think that be the social media has turned this thing like the reveals and shit and like all that.
Like it's like, you know, you're having a fucking kid.
I thought Nate shots was pretty cool.
Like the way that he like revealed that.
That should make me an emotional.
Yeah.
Watch the whole video.
It was like perfectly done.
It was really good.
It hit me where it wanted to.
Dude, it's it's like a meet your parents.
Like it's,
this is where we are right now.
That was cool.
Like I would like,
I would have liked to have known
what my pops and moms was like what they were feeling shit.
I would like to see like a video of them.
Like them meeting and like just being in love and shit.
Dude,
I want to go back and see myself and Jude like in like in 2009.
They have like videos of shit?
No.
No, we don't.
But I would have liked to have seen like, you know, hey, Hector, what the fuck are you?
What are you thinking right now?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What was I nervous?
Was I like, was like, like, part of life?
Or was I like like, fuck yeah, babies?
Dude, kids nowadays, just like, they'll get to grow up, they'll be 14.
They just get to see themselves in a TikTok for, or 12 years ago when they were like two.
Yeah.
Because their parents have so much cell phone footage.
Like, that'd be dope to.
be like 16 and just be able to see literally your whole life.
Because like now when you have a phone camera in hand,
you're doing shit every day.
You can practically see every day of your life from being born.
That's fucking crazy.
I would like to see mine.
I don't have any of those of 1980.
I don't remember much.
Something like bad might have happened.
I feel like what age do you remember?
Like I don't remember.
Like second grade?
I don't remember past like fucking.
Like second grade.
From me,
like up till sixth grade,
I feel like I don't remember shit.
I have a pretty good memory.
I remember second grade.
I don't remember shit.
Like,
no,
yeah, I remember second grade,
third grade.
Like specifics?
Yeah,
like your teacher's name,
your friends,
yeah, like Miss Barnes,
second grade,
because Barrett was third grade.
Damn,
you have a good memory.
Yeah,
just for like weird shit.
I remember a couple of teachers.
High School, Mr. Coupon,
from Wheeling High School,
Mr. Coupon.
He's the one that I respected him
because he told me he's like he's like
I'm gonna see you at night school
at some point
and I was like fuck that I'm graduating
I'm fucking mad clever kid
he saw me in night school
you're a bad kid
he saw me in night school
huh?
Were you a bad kid?
I don't think so
I don't think so
what is a what is a bad kid
I think a bad kid's like fighting and shit
that's what the bad kid
I was a bad kid
I was a bad dude
no I mean I was out there
I don't know man like where I grew up
like you either
were doing bat shit
or you were fucking
mega nerdy
oh yeah
Rob sell drugs
nah I never sold drugs
that now I do
can't speak on it
now you do
well
you know
in L.A. of course
drugs
the Pine Park
we're launching a new strain
in Sacramento
in December
hope to see a lot of you
there
I haven't smoked in so long
and you name
one of the strains
stinky binky
do you want to have a strain
what is it
Stinky binky.
I always used to say that shit.
I don't know why.
Thinky bink?
Yeah.
I always used to say that.
If you want to have a strain.
Yeah, why don't we have strains?
Do you want to have a strain?
Yeah.
I'd be...
You don't even smoke.
It was fake.
Need a minute, though.
Got to be something good.
Yeah, I don't know if my name would be, but it would sell.
100%.
Then I'd smoke it, panic attack, relapse.
What the fuck?
It's not, it's not a, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not
panic attacks.
I read somewhere because, you know, obviously because of who I follow and what I interact
with, I get fed like weed jokes and all this other shit.
And I read somewhere that that nowadays, some, obviously blanket statement.
I know that a lot of you potheads smoke, you know, but some people say that you need to get
uncomfortably high at least once a week.
And that's where the, listen, that's what they said.
I'm not, I'm just repeating what they said.
But it does, there is something to be said about the level of panic.
that you receive the level of anxiety that you do
if you write all the things that you're fearful of
and a sheet of paper while you're going through them
and then examine them afterwards
then you just have a cheat code of
things that you got to do. I don't know.
I feel like I'd go into such a like
a scared,
fearful
can't fucking think
that I just like ball up into my bed
just like wait till we get like I couldn't
cheat a paper pen
what am I feeling?
Like I don't think I could do that.
In the moment,
You would be surprised.
In the moment, I don't think I could do it.
Maybe.
You would be surprised.
I haven't really had one in a while.
You'd be surprised.
You'd be surprised at what you can accomplish.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm not selling anything.
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen,
witness is going up.
I'm at Thursday.
Tomorrow at 5 o'clock Central Standard Time,
I am going to be doing a whatnot stream out of the hex quarters.
Joey update back there.
Is it the final one?
Final one.
The final stream ever from next quarter.
It's November 28. Wait, aren't we supposed to be out of there by the, by when?
The 31st?
What the fuck, Matt?
That sounds like something you might need to know.
Yeah, Matt.
No, do you?
Me, why me?
And him.
It's not just you, it's him too.
Dude.
Oh, my God.
We haven't moved anything out of there.
All my collectibles are there.
I have two days to do it.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to end this podcast right here tomorrow.
Five o'clock, Central Standard Time, Watt and a stream from the Hex Quarters.
We'll see you guys there, hopefully, if we're still there.
I mean, I don't know.
What day is the Thursday?
What day is Thursday?
Or Friday, I mean.
Today's the 28th.
Does November have 31 days or?
30?
Friday is the first.
We won't be there.
We'll figure it out today, Matt.
Guys, we'll see you guys.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Five o'clock.
What night's stream.
She's out.
