OpTic Podcast - CDL GA’s are INSANE | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 151

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:47 And at the same time, you're not loving it at all. It's literally. I just keep scrolling. I'm telling you, dude. It's so bad. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, Happy, Happy Thanksgiving belated. Welcome to Optic Podcast episode 151. This episode is brought to you by Factor, Oncoming Goods, Sensor, and, oh my God, Texas Day Brazil.
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Starting point is 00:02:33 You grab a... Are you the type of person that knows how to eat, Texas and Brazil, where you grab... You go up to the... You get the rice, you get the beans. Yeah, exactly. But are you the one that separates the beans from the rice or do you put the beans on top of the rice?
Starting point is 00:02:46 Like a professional. I usually don't get the beans or rice. I'm not going on. What do you got? Everything else. Yeah, I think I just get all meat. I don't even know what else they have. Meats, olives, cheese.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Bro, the olives, black olives, green olives, give me all the olives. What was that liquor we had? Louis the 13th. 15th? 15th? I don't know what it is. Or is it 14th? But it was like...
Starting point is 00:03:14 $250 a shot? Yeah. Worth it? Definitely. Nah. Definitely. I mean, it was as far as like a whiskey goes, it was very good. I don't know if it's a whiskey or...
Starting point is 00:03:27 Is it whiskey and cognac? I forget what it was. But it was nice. There was no... Like there was no burn on it. It was nice. It was good. But $250.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Yeah, for a shot. What could you even do to liquor for it to be like that? Or is it just like a brand or like a branding idea? I think it's a little bit of everything. You think it's like an aging thing? Aging. That works with liquor.
Starting point is 00:03:50 The quality of ingredients. I mean, there's the barrels they're kept in. There's probably a lot of different shit. That goes into it. Not worth. All right. Lou is the 13th. Like who's behind?
Starting point is 00:04:01 buying this. Four grand. Where? Oh, 4,300. I was gifted by Matt Kendrick from, used to be at Gugan. Now he's a good, good, fucking, gave me a gift of some Pappy Van Winkle, 23. Pappy Van Winkle 23. You're not going to enjoy that.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Who? You. What is that? What does that mean? You don't enjoy. Liquors? Yeah, you don't know. Yeah, you don't know how to enjoy that.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Give that thing. Yeah, give me that. Who? You? Or you? Who, okay, let's split it. Well, who made it the furthest? Who made it the furthest in the tournament?
Starting point is 00:04:40 I'm top three, right? I'm sorry. Wait, what are you? Huh? We're watch partying today. Oh, my God. We're watch party. Hey, did Davis ask you to join?
Starting point is 00:04:52 Yeah. And you said, I asked where my team was going to be. I don't want to talk about the GGCS. I heard my team. I will say, first off, the team. team changing shit is stupid. If you're gonna get a team change, you should have a worse player.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Wait till you're, wait till you play Aiden's team and him and Believe are just running at you. They had Clayster, who was a turret, but like at least they're not just running at you. Like that's the perfect formula for this type of thing. Because no disrespect to our team, but they're not watching lanes.
Starting point is 00:05:22 There's so many lanes open and they're just running down them. That shit's not gonna work and pro shit. And then the other team, didn't they replace like phase blaze for rated or something? something? Yeah. And that's who we lost. That's who we lost to. That's insane. We lost like around 11. That's like replacing me for X? I don't want to talk about it, man. It's like replacing me for like mutex or something. That's a good comparison. Some S&D, true S&D player. Like it's just that I don't
Starting point is 00:05:51 like, but I don't know. We're top three. I can't really complain. We'll play those teams today. You can win it all. Hopefully I show up. You can win it all today. Dude. If I actually won that shit? You guys play Aiden and Believe, right? Yeah. I mean, I think we'll end up playing both those scenes. No, you play, I think Aiden and Believe, because they beat us in the semifinal.
Starting point is 00:06:09 So you're definitely playing them. The CSR. Yeah, S-R-C-R. Yeah, yeah, we play them. You can win this, dude. We'll see. Let's go. I tell myself, I'm like, all right, just fucking turny time.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Then I like, I like, try to snap myself in it. Like, come on, this is a fucking turny time. Focus up. No mistakes. and then I'll snap out of it like dude shut the fuck up like this is just like a creator turnip but I'm like no this is a fucking turning let me show up
Starting point is 00:06:37 because whenever I like came into this like it's going to be fun whatever and then we lost the cess team for the division finals or whatever and I was so mad it like brought back of anger I was so mad last night I like didn't expect to be that mad
Starting point is 00:06:53 but the series got over so quick and I was just like what the fuck and the anger just build up build up build up up like couldn't sleep that night we had a podcast the next day last podcast you won the war man you're still in the fucking you're still in the fucking tournament meanwhile I'll be sitting there that's a good play by Nick
Starting point is 00:07:11 turn that stream on I'm watching I don't know if I was streaming since the beginning but if I turned it on now it's like I'm switching I'm switching it up and like I don't have faith to myself it changes the whole dynamic it'll change like I'll just know I'm streaming So it's like, it would just, I think, make me play worse.
Starting point is 00:07:33 It's okay, bro. You'll tweak? These tournaments come down to like the creators. Like whoever's creators turn up, that's who wins. So it's just like, it's all on you basically. Yeah. You're good. And that's why the stream's staying off.
Starting point is 00:07:41 You'll be good. I would like to turn it on and it just be popping off. But when this tourney first started, I was like, dude, I haven't touched this shit. Playing against like Shotsie and Tommy or something. I'm like, dude, I'm about to just get pounded. Like I didn't touch the game in the first, like, I think our first week, I kind of was getting pounded and I was like see like my chat would have just been fucking destroying me like not in the mood to see this shit how's depressed and shit what the fuck
Starting point is 00:08:08 he unlocks all this how is the press and shit and i was like i'm not fucking looking over and seeing that my goddamn chat but now i'm like i'm getting better and better like one of the things that you hate to see in the chat what's like the worst thing that you're like oh my god you're so fucking bad your shots on you're just you're getting bad timing when that's not the case whatsoever i'm just like you know they're like you know there's a lot And I just start overthinking shit, especially in something like S&D. You got to turn your... S&D is just filled with anxiety.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Just turn your chat. I love that shit. It'll be a 3V1, and then you just see one of your teammates go down across the map. You're like, fuck, 2V1. Are you just praying? You don't get putting in one B1? Yeah. Then I see my teammates die again, and it's like, holy fuck it's someone.
Starting point is 00:08:49 And you're so mad at them? I'm like, dude, I feel like when it's a 3V1, just don't fucking die. Just do anything to get, like, info. But like... People just like I don't ever get those kills when there's like one left because I just stay the fuck alive And I'm like let's not throw this this is a free win and then like sometimes people would just throw it and I'm like fuck And it's just it's so stressful. I don't know how I mean they're fucking pros but I don't know how people like play s and d for fun it's fucking stressful I mean I guess you can play for fun and just not really care but when you're really like trying to win
Starting point is 00:09:23 in every single series of ours has been three two and then go into like five five five I think every single series has been 3-255-5. Reverseeps. Like. Reverseeps? Yesterday we were. Have you ever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:40 No, I don't think so. Is that like you're like, you're just dying on purpose, basically round 11 to like not be in one-v-one at the end? I try, run down middle of the house. I try to die for my good player to stay alive.
Starting point is 00:09:50 I'm like, whatever plan you have, let me go first. Like if we're sliding in plane, that's what you wish you had. That's what you wish you had. No, We started doing it the last day
Starting point is 00:10:00 Wait, who would you send in first? All three of them? Any of them All three? Go, go, go, go. Tush, get the fuck in there, buddy. And Tush, dude, Tush's internet. He couldn't stream, so Tush was just mad all day.
Starting point is 00:10:14 He's sitting there like, I can't fucking stream. I literally, he's just, he's like, I can't work. I'm just sitting here playing. Oh, dude, he was like, I'm playing a cod tournament off stream. I'm such a loser. Like, you know how Tush. Yeah, what a loser. He's like, I feel like such a loser right now.
Starting point is 00:10:30 And I'm like, dude, we're in a $100,000 tournament. Like, who gives a fuck? He's like, I can't even fucking work, spectrum. Dude. All right. So my team, did you guys win a round? Yeah, of course. Because I think Hutch said you guys won your first rounds.
Starting point is 00:10:48 We did. I know you didn't win a map. Who did they slam? No, we didn't win a map, but you have to understand. You didn't win a map, but you went around? Yeah, y'all don't want a single map. the whole time. How'd you win a round?
Starting point is 00:10:59 No, they won a round like they lost six. Oh, in the game? I'm wondering if you guys want a round. That's the most disrespectful shit of ever. Why is that even brought up? Well, I saw their record was like 0 and 16
Starting point is 00:11:09 and then Hutch tweeted like one or I think Hutch tweeted like won our first two or won our first two rounds were not completely down and out or something like that. He said they just win their first two rounds. We got buys. Oh, okay. For those.
Starting point is 00:11:23 No, I'm kidding. Look, this was, first of all, I didn't know that this was like a month-long tournament, which is actually, you know, cool. You ain't got time for that. No, I got injured, dude. I got super athletes like myself who injure themselves can't play video games because of someone. In all actuality, the thing that happened is we went paintball in for a video. I ducked down.
Starting point is 00:11:48 You were there. You were on my team. I don't remember the injury, but. Dude, I did it on the first one. Really? The first one. And then I kept playing. You saw me kept playing, right?
Starting point is 00:11:55 Because it didn't hurt like that. the following day, which was a Friday, because we did Thursday, Friday, I came to work, everything was good, and I felt something. I'm like, man, what the fuck? Like I feel like, but I'm like, you know, I'm an old and shagga, my bones creek, like an old house. I'm walking around hobbling. That night I didn't sleep at all. I couldn't sleep at all because it was sharp pain. Just imagine you're about to fall asleep, and then all of a sudden somebody fucking jabs you with a fucking soldering iron.
Starting point is 00:12:23 You're like, oh, fuck. Saturday, same thing. Same thing. Couldn't even go to my daughter's pre-birthday birthday party. Dinner. What? Pre-birth-birth-birth-party party. Dinner.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Pre-birth-birth-party dinner. Are you just laying in bed this whole time? No, I'm in my theater room, like, with it kicked all the way back, and I'm just like, I have a heating pat on me. Were you low-key loving it, though? Like, damn, I ain't doing shit today. Dude, I said that yesterday to Jude. Speaking of theater room, yeah.
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Starting point is 00:13:00 It's on the end of the movie There's only three episodes out But it was, it's fucking It's like a mystery show Like a rich Mitch It's nice Like a glass onion type of vibe Yeah exactly that type of vibe
Starting point is 00:13:13 I need something to watch They go to like a rich retreat And that's all I'll tell you Okay cool Please I will watch this It's fucking good I want The title kind of
Starting point is 00:13:21 Do you know what show is fucking There's a murder at the end of the show's insane. Yeah, I get it. Have you seen beef? Have you seen beef? Is it the cooking one? No, beef. Asian driver?
Starting point is 00:13:33 I remember like the hype around that show, but I didn't watch it. Dude, it's, it's fucking, yeah, bro. Oh my God. No, no, no, no. Did you watch the whole thing? I think I got bored after. No, no, no. It's, it is, I don't want to fucking ruin it because it is not what you think it is.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Like, you think it's going to be funny because it's, it's, uh, What's her name? Ali Wang or something. Yeah, Ali Wang is like a stand-up comedian genius, but my fucking God, does it turn? Is it in English? Yeah. Or is it in like...
Starting point is 00:14:05 No, no, it's not a Korean. There is some Korean dialogue in there, but two strangers get into a road region that brings chaos to their lives. But not just chaos to their lives. The ultimate fucking... I could not... I watched the second to the last episode last night, and I could not fucking believe
Starting point is 00:14:21 how crazy that shit. became. Really? I gave up on it. When? At what point did you give up on it? I don't even remember. It was so long ago.
Starting point is 00:14:30 It just turned into like background noise. Dude, give it another shot. Oh, let's scroll TikTok. Give it another shot. It's everything for me nowadays and it's depressing. Literally.
Starting point is 00:14:37 It's fucking insane. Everything is background noise while I'm watching TikTok or Twitch. I need to delete the apps. Dude. I'll be honest. I seriously do. It's like bad. I think it pisses me off.
Starting point is 00:14:46 You have so much anger from this tournament. Dude, I did you see why I'm about to retire from content creator. I retired from competing. I retired from competing. now I'm about to retire from content creator. Oh my God. They always get pissed me off.
Starting point is 00:14:57 I'm too competitive. And then we lose. Yeah, this is probably aren't good for you. I just get mad. Watching your stream though and you're like, you're good. Thank you. Good at the game?
Starting point is 00:15:08 Like, just like the way. Obviously he's good, but it's like, I didn't expect you to be this good, I think. What? Thanks. I don't know. Just want to tell me I'm fucking washed? Let me ask you this.
Starting point is 00:15:20 If formal research of Call of Duty, what do you expect from him? You think I'm gonna get shit on? But they're almost still competing. It just got like second of world. I think it would take you like a little bit. To get back to me like a week. Yeah, it would take you a little bit.
Starting point is 00:15:31 I'm not just gonna hop on. Maybe less. As soon as I learned the maps, like it's not gonna be, I'm watching it. It doesn't look that much different. Dude, it's this, well, this search game is like, dude, you know how it's searched? Like every, every game, it's just different. It's like a different theme. Like one game's like team search.
Starting point is 00:15:44 One game is like bang out search. This game is like hard team search. Because like all the maps, there's only three lanes. So it's like you, it's like World War II search kind of. Like you have to work a certain length. And like you can late pinch and shit, but like the way the maps are, it's so easy to pick up from like you can pick it up from a setup like right there. If that makes sense. Are snipers allowed in CDO?
Starting point is 00:16:06 No. Did they, they're just g8? They're just easy. They're too easy to use. Really? Yeah. Snipers in this tourney, it's fucking so annoying. Every sniper on every team is just fries.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Really? Yeah. So is it true that they, they G8 it? The sniper? Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's no snipers. No smokes. Why? Why? They G8.
Starting point is 00:16:27 They were talking about this last night on the flank, but they G8 like DDoS, which people think should be in. There's no smokes and respawns, which people think should be in because some of the hills are like unbreakable. Dude, the hills look unbreakable. Yeah, so they want to throw smoke in, but the teams don't want smokes in because it lowers the skill gap, which I kind of agree with. Like smokes are just cheesy, but like, dude, how are you supposed to break Palace Hill on invasion? Yeah. Is that the sand map where people just like snake the top of the, like, the race? If the other team doesn't scam, you're not breaking it.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Dude, that hill looks insane. There's so many crosses, so many angles, like, you're playing a guessing game. Yeah, so there's a lot of, there's a lot of, there's a lot of, what's the word? There's a lot of, um. Nuences? No, no, no, no. There's just a lot of tension right now in the CDL, like, scene because of how much shit's G-Aid, like, and there's... Why is it different than any other year?
Starting point is 00:17:18 This year's kind of like OD, like D-Dos got G-Aid, people on Smokesback. That's D-D-D-D-D-D-D-S. DDoS is one of the field upgrades They're like basically So whenever you pop it It destroys trophies Like if they're through a wall But also they don't want it in search
Starting point is 00:17:32 Because if you pop it It lets you know like if you EMP a player It's like you'll pop it And it'll give you XP And it'll be like player EMPs or something See if someone's there I just might like pop it Yeah you can like literally go to the end of a wall
Starting point is 00:17:41 Hit it and if they're on the other side of the wall Isn't that what it repeated in blackups do though Like the exact same thing? Yeah So what is it different about this year? But I don't EMP if you threw it It would give you a hit marker
Starting point is 00:17:52 I don't know if it would tell you that it was a player, though. Like, you could have just EMPed a trophy. But it wouldn't tell you if it was a player. So it wasn't, like, guaranteed info. Like, you kind of had an idea, but... But, yeah, there's just a lot going on right now. Tupac dropped. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:18:07 And the league starts in 10 days. Tupac dropped 20 and 4 against us, and he was sniping the whole time. Really? He had 20 sniper kills? Like, basically, like, 16, probably? Yeah. And the pistol is, like, crazy. The pistol is actually, like, a good sniper. is actually like a good pistol.
Starting point is 00:18:22 So it's like even if your sniper, yeah, it's a renetti. So it's like even if your sniper's not hitting, you can still get like close range kills your pistol. Yeah. It was so annoying. And like seeing who spawn,
Starting point is 00:18:35 fucking running to be or whatever and just see Blaskett snipe. We lost. Like, that's your problem. If you're letting him go first, that's your fault. I mean, we're just like,
Starting point is 00:18:44 I don't know. I don't know how to fucking dodge the snipers. Like I don't know the game like that. But like Tupacackech knows everything. Yeah. We just don't know if he's going to be mid, left, watching B, like, whatever. We just don't know where the fuck he's going to be, and he'll just pick someone. He's probably fecesing in that tournament.
Starting point is 00:19:00 And it was blast. DuPoc, I think, bro, after they went up 2-0 and then we reverse swept them. And he did one of those, got up, walked away from his stream. And then, like, I feel like that team was like never the same. He was he was hyping up everything, calming everything, telling everyone where to go. You watched the rebroad? Like, stay alive, stay alive, I'm coming. And then he would just like get a sniper kill,
Starting point is 00:19:25 but I feel like after they lost us. You were watching the rebroad loving it? I haven't done that yet. How did you know all that? Were you just stream sniping them? With the audio on? How would you have known all that? Well, I watched the series before us,
Starting point is 00:19:38 and he was just like, that's how he was. He was just hype, fucking hyping up his teammates, telling him what to do, like fucking, like a master class. But he went up to it against us. I'm assuming the same thing. And then I saw after they lost. he was fucking pissed
Starting point is 00:19:52 and then I watched a little bit of their next series and they were just fucking out of it they might have got like 3-0 they got checked I was just like god damn they got checked then we reverse swept who's the fucking next team we played symphony is your fucking turn symphony and karma
Starting point is 00:20:07 do you guys reverse swept them I want a 1v3 against them who's your team me if I get 1v3 in my dick I swear to God that would just never happen it was a 1v1 versus symphony at the end I was like yes
Starting point is 00:20:20 I was just like don't fucking tweak smooth aim As you're playing You're telling yourself these things Not really Okay I was gonna say I was actually kind of locked for that Like yesterday I was actually like playing pretty good And wasn't like Scaming at all
Starting point is 00:20:36 Because sometimes I'll just do some shit where it's like What the fuck am I doing? But yesterday I was like Nick's going hard I respect that though you're actually like You're going hard I mean I've been like watching streams whoever our
Starting point is 00:20:52 he's watching streams he's doing vaude work whoever our fourth is I'm like yo join up like an hour before and run me through these maps and like where to go it's kind of insane yeah I'm done with creator turn
Starting point is 00:21:03 but like besides that I really haven't I really haven't played it but it's like why is not this guy's doing vaud review and in learning timings no the thing is not winning it's just like I can't stand playing in these and like getting shit
Starting point is 00:21:15 no I'm gonna tell you what the problem is with creator tournament give me something that'll help me just like do a little little better. If you were a pro at one point, you cannot be considered a fucking creator. What else could you be considered? A pro. Once you achieve pro status, Seth, you can never be considered a creator, even though you are. But you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I can't. But they figure it out. It needs to be like, there needs to be buckets. It needs to be like retired pros. Like the way,
Starting point is 00:21:43 the way the pro sin was. It was like current pros, retired pros, content creator, challengers player. I forget exactly how it was, but like retired pros were their own bucket. Because now there's so many of them that are good, it's like you kind of have to have, like, a retired pro bucket. Like, I don't know. Huh? Like, have it. Yeah, like, he's not like a retired pro. I mean, he's like, just retired.
Starting point is 00:22:06 He could like be a pro in this game. I've been watching him play. Like, that guy's turned. Yeah, he literally just retired. He feasts. He retired. He just didn't get picked up for a team. Well, he could have got, I think he could have got picked up, but he didn't want to play on, like, one of the bottom four teams.
Starting point is 00:22:19 And none of the top four teams are going to. He does seem pretty good. Yeah, Colts good. Yeah, he's always been really, really good, though. Do you guys play wagers, like, for money in those eights? Or is it just for fun? No, well, sometimes, but I haven't. I usually don't do that.
Starting point is 00:22:37 You're hilarious. Huh? You're hilarious. He's not playing for 20. He's like, I don't know too much. Or five. Five? No, they've been doing it sometimes, but not that often.
Starting point is 00:22:48 I've only been a part of one of those series, and it was Matt, versus Symphony, I think, for like 50 gives it. I watched that. Yeah. We lost. Yeah. What are you going to do? He lost his 50.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Got on Nate's streaming eight, ten hours a day now. Who, Natechat? Playing pubs and eights for ten hours a day. He's back. He gave you one last night, though. Right? What was that last night when you guys played? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:13 I mean, he dropped fucking 17 on me. I didn't see that. Nate shot. Yeah, no, he's, I mean, look, again, he can't. He, he loved, he loved that one. I was gassing him up and shit. He could be considered a creator, but also like he's on the line of me also saying.
Starting point is 00:23:28 He's like, no, fuck that. You were a pro at one point. You can't play any career. A creator tournament was when it was me, Diesel, Hutch, and Fuis versus Pomage, T. Martin, Legion, and they even brought a fucking ringer too. Fucking Pinkwell cheaters.
Starting point is 00:23:45 That's a creator tournament. Not no. Even you can't even play because you were fucking pro. It's a game I don't play. Nah, he's a content creator. Now, on Cod, he's a creative. Even on Halo would be like a content creator. Like at this one.
Starting point is 00:23:58 What kind of disrespectful? No, he knows that's true. What? What kind of disrespectful? I mean, who, what would? They would put me on a, what would I count as a pro? Yeah, like, if I'd jump back on Halo Infinite, my, I'm not a pro of my Halo Infinite.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Infinite tournament team, like, we're fucked. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Some team gets formal. This guy gets frosty. Oh, I got drafted into the maniac team. I'm sick. I can't play. My teammates wouldn't even want to put.
Starting point is 00:24:25 What did you guys do for Thanksgiving? Nothing. Nothing. Stayed here. Wait, really? Made food with my girlfriend. That's not nothing. That's not nothing.
Starting point is 00:24:34 That's not. Then I think I drank and played Valerant. And then I think I got shit on. Raged, drank more. I should let me know. I thought you guys were all doing something. No, I didn't do anything. I mean, we didn't really have anyone.
Starting point is 00:24:45 I have invited. We didn't really want to do anything. Matt, Mbo's, maniac, everybody to my house every year. All that we had was. don't give of shit. That's what I'm saying. About Thanksgiving? Like, about holidays or like,
Starting point is 00:24:57 I don't know. I like, I look forward to the older I get, it's like, yeah. Calendar. Really? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:25:04 it was, I don't care about birthdays. Is his mom makes the best cherry cake I've ever had. She made it last year and I was, I was saying like, this is the best cherry cake
Starting point is 00:25:14 and then have a cherry pie. Cherry pies she's ever made and I'm like, this is the best I've ever had and then like a week later I had a fresh one. And then this year I didn't say anything
Starting point is 00:25:21 about I was fucking praying I'm like, man, if she made my own fucking cherry pie, there's only one slice left, and I'm freezing it. I'm freezing it. I mean, she can make you on any time, and she'd be happy to do it. Dude, it was, it's like, um, it's, it's like the perfect before to bed. Listen, anytime you want pie, you let me know.
Starting point is 00:25:40 You hear me close, you hear me close, I'm closing my eyes as I'm describing this fucking cherry pie. That's how fucking good it is. Like in the crust, bro, the crust. I could just eat the crust. There was no fucking cherished in the crust. We fucked up anyway. Picture like the animated chair.
Starting point is 00:25:52 In the windowsill, steam. That shit does slide. It sounds so good. Seth's like, yo, yeah, bro, I walked into a house and this like little hand of a of, of, of, of, of scent came and fucking grab me. Grab me by the nose and shit brought me to it. No, that was, that was crazy. I, I don't, it's not that I care about the holiday or holidays just in general, but any excuse to get people together in a themable way, I'm all about it. As long as there's a dinner there, I'm fucking there.
Starting point is 00:26:24 I'm there for it. Drink a lot of wine on Thanksgiving. Do you have the shits after? No. Anytime I drink a lot of wine. I can't do wine. I haven't tried the right wine. The buzz is so slow.
Starting point is 00:26:39 My head hurts. No, honestly, I really haven't. Oh. Well, yeah, wine's like, it's like apple juice. I've never been drunk. You got a lot of apple juice? Yeah. It's not like grape juice.
Starting point is 00:26:47 I mean, yeah, grape juice. Any kind of fruit juice, you're shitting. If you have to. Three glasses you're shitting. What? I didn't shit. I mean, I shit at 7 a.m. I usually do.
Starting point is 00:26:57 If I drank three things of apple juice as a kid, it was basically X-Lax. Shardoning. I am. I was shitting. A lot. What? Liquid. Well, anyway, I'm...
Starting point is 00:27:08 Sorry. Yeah. It was, I really enjoy it. Yeah. Not that I don't give a shit about it either, but I do care that, you know, people get together and eat this fucking incredible food. And you're just like, hey, this is what we're doing today. I loved our Thanksgiving, just chilling, watching football, eating.
Starting point is 00:27:24 I mean, it's like a perfect day. Can't be it. This guy started around noon. Brews. Brews, boys. Bear. Birds. Two beer.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Birds. Birds. Birds. Bruce. Yeah, no, it was good. What do you guys got planned for Christmas? Just go home. When you say go home, you mean Maryland?
Starting point is 00:27:42 You taking the girl? I don't think so. Because her family's up here. She's going to do her thing for like two, three days. I'll do mine. Two, three days. her parents yet yeah they like they like you
Starting point is 00:27:55 think they like me I tried my fucking hardest oh yeah what did you what did you bring to the meat hi neck her dad firm handshake because he's just like a country man did what I what did you bring when you didn't bring shit you didn't bring her mom flowers I tried to bring that's O'D bro no it's not it's it's called courteous
Starting point is 00:28:17 it's what called being yeah but it's 20s it's 23 now but they're not from 23, clearly. They're from the old days. No, I get that. You know what I'm saying? I still think that's like kind of O-D. Dude, I'm going to be so weird. You know, that's kind of OD. Just TikTok-brained.
Starting point is 00:28:31 I'm just going to be a freak. I mean, the kids that are going to be coming up to you are going to be all sweet freaks. They're going to be more freaks. Kind of like handy vapes and shit. No, they're going to come in and they're going to do that. You see that, that, that video of that, of that girl that dances for her grandma. It's like, happy birthday, grandma. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Oh. Your grandma probably just doesn't know what's going to. That's what kids are going to show up to the doorstep with, hey, Mr. Rodriguez. Dude, fucking TikTok. Are you on TikTok like that? How are you seeing that video? Are you on TikTok?
Starting point is 00:29:03 Or like Instagram Reels? Instagram Reels is like the number one thing. And sometimes I get so sick of it because it's like it's all like, dude. I'm pretty sure TikTok like drains your dopamine. It does. Definitely fucks your attention. It's literally just imagine when you turn TikTok on.
Starting point is 00:29:19 It's a spike that goes into your fucking brain. And it just sucks. And it's just like, it's like a siphon. No, no. It's a spike first. And then there's like a little coil that comes out of the spike. And it's just your dopamine is just getting sucked out of it. I can't watch anything.
Starting point is 00:29:34 You're just loving it. You're just getting pumped. Until every last drop is gone. And you're a husk and you have to go to bed. And at the same time, you're not loving it at all. It's literally. I just keep scrolling. I'll tell you, dude.
Starting point is 00:29:46 It's so bad for you. It's like, I'll scroll and it's like this dude fighting. The latest fight one I saw is that is that, is that, YouTuber that was telling him that he's going about your business man going about your business man and then he's like what's up he's like he like takes off his the big one no no no no no no no no you'll see it it's everywhere that shit went viral i've seen that shit from five different accounts i got to get off dude dude it's like this dude did everything he needed to do blah blah blah blah blah blah i was like wait who is this youtube or not you like real creators no dude it was like some dude has a security
Starting point is 00:30:21 vest on this black dude and he's just sitting there and then some other dudes like yo fuck your youtube shit or some shit like that and he's like man go about your business man go a bunch of business man go a bunch of business man go a fucking dude in the dress keeps talking shit to him he's like wait was it like a Halloween thing I don't know no I didn't see anybody wearing fucking uh there was there was one of like jack do herty oh yeah that's security no no no no no no no no this one's fucking this one's good this guy fucking has a vest on he's like going much of business this man and all of a sudden the guy just doesn't go and he's oh what's up then the guy like on on uh unlatches on velcro's yeah velcro's the vest you here and then the guy goes at him and he's like he like stops the
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Starting point is 00:34:56 this holiday season. I don't need to fight anyone. I was to see my TikTok also has like inspirational quotes and I saw last night that people after after a tough loss. Yeah. But people that are comfortable with themselves stay out of other people's business. That it have like dope music behind it. It's black and white.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Yeah, black and white mountains in the background. Two people holding hands. It's, uh, it's a one fucking narrator voice. I don't even. It's got such a specific I'm gonna send it to you Matt right now It was
Starting point is 00:35:32 All you hear is Monorino The sound of the People We're confident in themselves Avoid other people Oh dude I was like What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:35:45 I thought you were doing some pirates To the Caribbean shit He was He was doing like the start Oh Oh And then there's just an A big ass ship
Starting point is 00:35:53 And a ocean Just fucking slam Thieves and beggars You see this one? I gotta get off that app, dude You're gonna stay on it No You're not gonna get off of it
Starting point is 00:36:04 Oh my I can't Gounder fucking I am Dude I sent you You're never on Instagram Nope And if you are
Starting point is 00:36:12 You never open your fucking messages I heard Instagram is turning into like The One of the Most toxic social media Is that true It is dude Everything that's
Starting point is 00:36:20 What did I just show you? A bunch of creators I've seen and talked to They've all been talking about Instagram has been like crazy toxic lately. Like just comment section? Yeah, like comments. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:31 I mean, that's really the only place you can be toxic. Yeah, I was doing the same. I mean, is there like IG beef videos going back and forth? I haven't seen it firsthand really, but like, dude, like people just been hating, bro.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Been play hate. It's what we've come to in this fucking cruel, sick fucking world. I don't know. I'm just, uh... It's falling apart. I used to like, being in real, but I do agree, like, it's now become like background, like shows become background
Starting point is 00:37:00 noises so that you're entertained looking the shit. It's fucking insane. I'm not much like, dude, I got so upset when you said that. That is crazy. You got to break the cycle, man. That is crazy. Dude, when you said that. Every time you turn on, you're plugged in.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Dude, when you said that, I literally saw myself in the theater room, like, watching something in the background. It's like swiping, swiping, swiping, swiping, swiping, swiping. I've been struggling. I've been struggling in finding gifts. to give to people. I wanted to buy people gift this really, like the production team.
Starting point is 00:37:28 So, uh, that I'm down. Yo, get people with cats, the kitty robot. Ooh. I'm gonna get people with cats.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Well, you got a cat. That shit. Junior needs me and is. We just, we just purchased one. It hasn't got there yet. But apparently like,
Starting point is 00:37:44 what is it? Drop has one. He was telling me about it. He was like, dude, it's like, it's life changing. You don't ever have to clean their litter.
Starting point is 00:37:49 And like, it rolls over the litter. Sifts like the litter out. their shit or piss or whatever it is bags it for you and then like self cleans what is it like what is the actual product there the litter robot oh it's a robot 700 bucks though it's a robot it's a robot to jump into shit right there yeah he won's your cat bites it look at that thing shaves it yeah it's all fun in games until you open up a bag of poop and your cats in there that's pretty crazy no odor yeah you pull that bottom
Starting point is 00:38:18 drawer out and your cat's just fucking underneath in the bag Jesus Christ. Look at that shit, bro. Literally. I can't wait for it to get there. Even that was too much work. Yeah. Michelle will get on that.
Starting point is 00:38:32 That thing is going to pay for itself so fast. You don't have to go scoop their fucking poop. All you do is lift the drawer and take it out to the trash. Do you? What do you do at the crew? We got three cats. Jesus Christ. Yeah, we got three cats.
Starting point is 00:38:46 So that's a lot of poop. Got to be a red redhead thing. Three cats, two dogs. Yeah. that's it I got a redhead cat too wait what did you say you have
Starting point is 00:38:55 three cats two dogs and that's no no more yeah so you say that yeah we have to no more I said that's what I said
Starting point is 00:39:01 dogs are the fucking best dogs are the fucking best 100% is it bad that like even just like I'm on the first floor so I can just walk right out and even that
Starting point is 00:39:11 like they have they're about the shit their fucking pants I'm just like god I don't just hold it fine I'll fucking go on like is that bad
Starting point is 00:39:20 yeah that's my mindset Yeah. Like, I should be like, you guys want to go outside? Come on, come on, come on. No. But you should be like, just go do it. If I had to shit and you assume the responsibility of the dog. I know, I do it every time.
Starting point is 00:39:32 I don't want people thinking my dogs are shitting on the floor or shitting on themselves. But every time I'm like, why? Like when it's like, when it's like, I mean, there's times where like 9, 10 p.m. I just ate. They're downstairs. By the door. I'm like, fuck. Yeah, I mean, that's normal.
Starting point is 00:39:47 I feel like. At least they're telling you that I have to get up, fucking rage down the steps. You're telling me there's never been a time where you're like doing something and you're like fuck. No, because I know the alternative. The alternative is me getting even more mad at some smelling shit on my fucking. That's a good point. Force. I'm just wondering if like normal people are just like, all right, let's go.
Starting point is 00:40:06 But me, I'm like, go. Then I take them out. Yeah, normal people are like fucking, let's go out for a poop. Dude, one time it was like, it was like three. There's only, uh, Louis sleeps in the room. Not on the bed. He's got his own little, like, bassinet. Like a baby's bassinet.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Yeah. He's the only one that sleeps in the room? Yeah. Everybody's just fucking out there in their own cage. No, but he's like, and it doesn't fucking matter. The point of the matter is that all of a sudden, like, it's like two-thirds, like, three-thirty in the morning I hear. That's why he's yapping. And I'm like, I'm like, oh, my God, he's got to take a shit.
Starting point is 00:40:44 And I was just like, fuck. How do you know that means he's got a shit? Because you just got to see. Why is he nervous? And I'm like, oh, fuck. Talks are so fun. So sure enough, I'm like, I look over, I see Jude sleeping and I'm like, oh, she got him. Just be like, a bunch of shit in the fucking.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Gotta be you. So I'm like, you know what? I know what it feels like to be driving somewhere. And you 15 minutes away, you got a shit so bad. I've been there. And there's steps, right? You undo your take off your seatbelt first and then you do your belt. And if that doesn't work, then you unsip your pants and then you lift up.
Starting point is 00:41:19 And then you're like, you do everything that you can. You think about being in church or some shit, just same. Isn't that for like boners? Same. It's the same concept, man. I didn't want to be the one to say it. But you think about anything else besides having to fucking poop. So I just got up by little money.
Starting point is 00:41:33 And sure enough, this motherfucker takes off and then I was saying, he's like, you know how, well, they slow down? They like, and then just shitted. And I was like, hmm, I come back, Jutes on her phone. And I was like, oh. Dogs are the fucking best, though. Why do you say that? Agreed. It's just like, I think it's the only actual love that.
Starting point is 00:41:51 might exist. Unconditional. The only actual unconditional love that might exist. Yeah. He's like, we don't give a fuck that you're wearing a Ditas with Nike shoes on. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Yeah, but...
Starting point is 00:42:03 Tyler the creator. What's it called? Golf Wang? Yeah, you know her... Of course, Paige's sister's boyfriend did the merch. Just fucking... They know everyone. Page's sister's boyfriend does the golf Wang merches.
Starting point is 00:42:19 I like it though. What were we talking about dogs? Yes. Unconditional love. Yes. Like the, they'll just, our newest one,
Starting point is 00:42:26 Chui, would just lay on the bed and just stare at me. And I'm like, holy fucking shit, you love me so much. It'll be after like, we lost the fucking Seth.
Starting point is 00:42:37 It's 1 a.m. I'm laying in my bed. That really got to you. I know how bad was that night. And it was like, and I'm like, you know, what's his name?
Starting point is 00:42:47 What's his name? Chewy. Chewy? He wasn't like we smoked him. Bro. Chewy. I was like, you know, everything's going to be all right,
Starting point is 00:42:51 Cheel. Just imagine, right? I don't have my hoodie, but Nick is laying in bed, hoodie on like this, Chewy licking his tears. Just like TikTok. Unconditional love.
Starting point is 00:43:05 What are you going to do? Well, we're close to two weeks away from the CDL beginning. I can't wait. I can't wait, but I also have to, I have a confession to make. You don't give a shit.
Starting point is 00:43:19 No, two weeks ago. No, I do. I do. Of course I do. Two weeks ago, I was playing call the duty, loving it, loving life. And then I got injured and I played that tournament. I was just like, I just, I haven't, I haven't had the urge to want to hop back on the game. I feel you, brother.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Because I don't want to fucking get on either. But I'm currently top three position. I got to win this tourney. No, I'm just kidding. But no, I'm rubbing it in. I'm over here. we lost. Do you wish you were something?
Starting point is 00:43:52 Yeah. Of course. I mean, it's extra cash, good content today. How much do you get individually if you win first place? 10K.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Oh my God. But for me it's like, yeah, no. I got 1250. We did win 1250 though. It's not 10K. I mean,
Starting point is 00:44:10 like you'd be able to stream it too and you're like shitting on everyone. It's like max dope. You know what I mean? It's like a whole eight hour long streamed you like just happy. Getting gassed. Now you just suck.
Starting point is 00:44:19 away from that. I do feel bad for some of the better players. Like, Hawk was going off yesterday loss. Skump goes off all the time. Went six and one and then we got a whole wave of substitutes. Yeah, thanks. The substitutes. Thanks, thanks, Optic boys. Yeah, that's fucked up.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Do you guys had to scrim? Losers. There were two teams that dropped, basically two teams dropped their best player for even better players. Well, no, so they were. pros, but obviously the S&D kids have just been grinding search exclusively, and they're all the ones
Starting point is 00:44:55 that just fucking replace the pros. Even after the tournament, they were playing like S&D wagers. You think I'm grinding Blas, rated, believe. I don't know what you're doing, to be honest. What are you doing on it? Fucking anything else? Pubbing?
Starting point is 00:45:09 Pubbing? Have you ever? You have. Watching eights? You have. I know you have specifically. I don't know if they have. You see that dude right there? In the construction work of rest? He has been dancing out there. Dancing? We sat down.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Yeah. He's just been fucking grooving. Happier than always? Have you ever... Not this early in the morning. Surely. It's 11 o'clock. If you're really about that life,
Starting point is 00:45:30 you're on it. That's pure bliss. Sometimes I see people dancing on the streets and I'm like, man. Not as happy as him. I wonder if they are happy. No, I'm not that happy. That's fucking happy. That's fucking joyful.
Starting point is 00:45:42 That's just jealous. Pure bliss. Can you all believe it's about to be December? We're about to be in... I swear this year is flown. Flown. Every year is flying. Oh, it's only going to get, it's only going to get faster.
Starting point is 00:45:58 It's only going to get faster. Dude, it's fucking, like, I'm, dude, once I hit 35, I'm going to be like, what the fuck? Like, what the fuck? Listen to me. I'm about to be. That's the midlife crisis, I feel like, I think I, I think I'd turn 30 fucking three. It's going to hit you one day and you're just.
Starting point is 00:46:18 can be pissed. It is kind of hitting. Right now, you're about to have your midlife crisis on stream or on fucking video. Yeah. Go viral. I mean, I think I've had a few of them. But, dude, it's... Better go back.
Starting point is 00:46:32 It's so fucking recess. What has been my midlife crisis? You guys, what do you guys think? I always think a midlife crisis is when, like, people buy corvettes and shit and they try to start... I'm 43. You have no idea how fast years ago. I used to have...
Starting point is 00:46:49 Probably when you lost Optic, but you started Optic when you were in? How old? I didn't start Optic, but I took over in 2006. You were... 26. I was already... I was 26 years old. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:47:02 I had already bought my first town home. Me and Jude bought our first town home together. We had our vehicles. We didn't have live until 2009. Damn, you were 26 when you took over Optic? That's actually kind of crazy. Look, some people are built different Dude, I have a 14 year old
Starting point is 00:47:22 14 year old I remember when I was 14 I just moved to the United States My whole life ahead of me And here I am 43 You still got your whole life at you know No I know but I'm saying like it went fast Dude like a blink of an eye
Starting point is 00:47:36 Here I am I am I am Like the great Popeye the Sailorman Once people say What would y'all say is the best Like 10 year span of your life? life. People say 30s a lot. 30.
Starting point is 00:47:51 And that gets me hype to live my 30s out. Because you got some money now. You got like your life. You know, you kind of, you understand what's going on now, right? Like, I feel like 30 is going to be like lit.
Starting point is 00:48:01 30. You can do whatever you want. 7 to 17. I think like 13 to like 23. It was just like fun as fuck. Yeah. Like you learn so much about like life and like how you want to like be and like who you want your friends to be and like go to parties.
Starting point is 00:48:16 I can see that. You know what I'm saying? and then you get to like the drinking age and then you're kind of an adult but like 23 to like 28 has been kind of boring you know what I'm saying again I saw on TikTok last night
Starting point is 00:48:25 the 25 to like 33 is like you're grind ears where you're just grinding and you're kind of like ignoring family and you're just like yeah yeah like 25 to 33 is like that
Starting point is 00:48:37 and is looked at it and she's like she saw it she was like what are you looking at I showed her and she's like it's okay babe you're doing good
Starting point is 00:48:43 what the fuck because I'm reading it I'm like, dude, am I in my grind phase right now? Like, I swear I haven't fucking done anything but work for the past five years. I think you've been in your grand phase. Oh, my God. 28 and a half. It might be like 13 to 23.
Starting point is 00:48:57 I think you've been in your grind phase since I've known you. Yeah, to be honest. 14. No, I don't know about 14. 17 for sure. Why, thank you. Yeah, it's like, I knew, I knew you guys when you guys were like, I knew him when he was 17. I think I met you when you were, like, 19.
Starting point is 00:49:14 19? 19. You were like 20-something? And I just looked at these outside. I'm like, you lucky sons of fucking, look at you guys, the whole life ahead of you guys, you guys can ruin it all and still come out alive.
Starting point is 00:49:27 Hopefully that doesn't happen. Oh, something catastrophic. Let's not talk about that. Anyway, what are you looking forward? How about this? Can I ask you some personal questions?
Starting point is 00:49:41 Kids. Yes or not? Yeah. I need a mini-mee. I mean, you need to start getting on that. and uh you're 33 you're 33 32 listen you got the sooner that the months in i got time i trust he's like i trust him yeah but yeah no i definitely want like a mini me i just think it would be fucking how old you girl a mini version of me that's actually insane like imagine a mini skump
Starting point is 00:50:07 no a mini you just looks hilarious i'm like a mini he comes out like 13 like imagine he comes out like a baby like me does he he comes out like a baby like me does he Have a girl or boy? I'd probably have a girl just to like No, you get a boy. Add anxiety to my life. And then I'll get a boy. That'd be a good reset though.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Oh, it's the ultimate reset, the best reset. You get wings. You get what you never had before. No, a kid is definitely Probably near future. Have you talked to her about that? That's two years maybe. Do you tell her?
Starting point is 00:50:42 Like, hey, I'm gonna. We talk about it. Like, why I'm being sure to say, I want a baby. I want baby. And then I'm like, shut the fuck up. She's like, yeah, well, not now. But, you know, eventually, like, she wants like five kids.
Starting point is 00:50:55 Whoa. She don't. She wants like a big family, big house, big yard. Tell her to wake the fuck up. Five is a lot. That's a lot. Yeah, five is kind of a lot. Dude, I have one.
Starting point is 00:51:06 You need to win this turn you today, bro. It's step one. Lock it. For my fucking kids. For your five kids. Do you, have you guys, like, do you know, For sure what you would name a boy? I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:51:20 I always kind of wanted a Nick Jr. Little Nicky? To wake off. That's so fucked. What about you, Matt? I have no idea. Kids, no kids? No kids.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Not your thing? Not my thing. Why, though? You don't want a minute. Last night I made a diaper joke and everyone was like, did you just leak you had a kid? I got texts from like, Natechot, tush texting. They all started texting me and they were like, did you just leak that you're
Starting point is 00:51:41 having a kid? I was like, no, I was making a diaper joke. What was it? I'm going to be sitting here and dietschie. What was the diaper joke? I'm just gonna be like streaming and fucking sitting here and in a diaper or something like that. Like grandpa diapers, you're trying. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:54 And I thought it was a bad joke. It wasn't funny. And everyone thought that I was having a kid. It'd be such a weird way to leak it. What is a bad joke? Is it a leak? Like if you're, if you're having a, like, I think that be the social media has turned this thing like the reveals and shit and like all that. Like it's like, you know, you're having a fucking kid.
Starting point is 00:52:11 I thought Nate shots was pretty cool. Like the way that he like revealed that. That should make me an emotional. Yeah. Watch the whole video. It was like perfectly done. It was really good. It hit me where it wanted to.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Dude, it's it's like a meet your parents. Like it's, this is where we are right now. That was cool. Like I would like, I would have liked to have known what my pops and moms was like what they were feeling shit. I would like to see like a video of them.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Like them meeting and like just being in love and shit. Dude, I want to go back and see myself and Jude like in like in 2009. They have like videos of shit? No. No, we don't. But I would have liked to have seen like, you know, hey, Hector, what the fuck are you? What are you thinking right now?
Starting point is 00:52:53 I don't know. I don't know. What was I nervous? Was I like, was like, like, part of life? Or was I like like, fuck yeah, babies? Dude, kids nowadays, just like, they'll get to grow up, they'll be 14. They just get to see themselves in a TikTok for, or 12 years ago when they were like two. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Because their parents have so much cell phone footage. Like, that'd be dope to. be like 16 and just be able to see literally your whole life. Because like now when you have a phone camera in hand, you're doing shit every day. You can practically see every day of your life from being born. That's fucking crazy. I would like to see mine.
Starting point is 00:53:31 I don't have any of those of 1980. I don't remember much. Something like bad might have happened. I feel like what age do you remember? Like I don't remember. Like second grade? I don't remember past like fucking. Like second grade.
Starting point is 00:53:48 From me, like up till sixth grade, I feel like I don't remember shit. I have a pretty good memory. I remember second grade. I don't remember shit. Like, no,
Starting point is 00:53:57 yeah, I remember second grade, third grade. Like specifics? Yeah, like your teacher's name, your friends, yeah, like Miss Barnes, second grade,
Starting point is 00:54:05 because Barrett was third grade. Damn, you have a good memory. Yeah, just for like weird shit. I remember a couple of teachers. High School, Mr. Coupon, from Wheeling High School,
Starting point is 00:54:13 Mr. Coupon. He's the one that I respected him because he told me he's like he's like I'm gonna see you at night school at some point and I was like fuck that I'm graduating I'm fucking mad clever kid he saw me in night school
Starting point is 00:54:26 you're a bad kid he saw me in night school huh? Were you a bad kid? I don't think so I don't think so what is a what is a bad kid I think a bad kid's like fighting and shit
Starting point is 00:54:36 that's what the bad kid I was a bad kid I was a bad dude no I mean I was out there I don't know man like where I grew up like you either were doing bat shit or you were fucking
Starting point is 00:54:49 mega nerdy oh yeah Rob sell drugs nah I never sold drugs that now I do can't speak on it now you do well
Starting point is 00:55:00 you know in L.A. of course drugs the Pine Park we're launching a new strain in Sacramento in December hope to see a lot of you
Starting point is 00:55:08 there I haven't smoked in so long and you name one of the strains stinky binky do you want to have a strain what is it Stinky binky.
Starting point is 00:55:17 I always used to say that shit. I don't know why. Thinky bink? Yeah. I always used to say that. If you want to have a strain. Yeah, why don't we have strains? Do you want to have a strain?
Starting point is 00:55:25 Yeah. I'd be... You don't even smoke. It was fake. Need a minute, though. Got to be something good. Yeah, I don't know if my name would be, but it would sell. 100%.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Then I'd smoke it, panic attack, relapse. What the fuck? It's not, it's not a, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not panic attacks. I read somewhere because, you know, obviously because of who I follow and what I interact with, I get fed like weed jokes and all this other shit. And I read somewhere that that nowadays, some, obviously blanket statement. I know that a lot of you potheads smoke, you know, but some people say that you need to get
Starting point is 00:56:05 uncomfortably high at least once a week. And that's where the, listen, that's what they said. I'm not, I'm just repeating what they said. But it does, there is something to be said about the level of panic. that you receive the level of anxiety that you do if you write all the things that you're fearful of and a sheet of paper while you're going through them and then examine them afterwards
Starting point is 00:56:23 then you just have a cheat code of things that you got to do. I don't know. I feel like I'd go into such a like a scared, fearful can't fucking think that I just like ball up into my bed just like wait till we get like I couldn't
Starting point is 00:56:42 cheat a paper pen what am I feeling? Like I don't think I could do that. In the moment, You would be surprised. In the moment, I don't think I could do it. Maybe. You would be surprised.
Starting point is 00:56:53 I haven't really had one in a while. You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised at what you can accomplish. No, I'm kidding. I'm not selling anything. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, witness is going up. I'm at Thursday.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Tomorrow at 5 o'clock Central Standard Time, I am going to be doing a whatnot stream out of the hex quarters. Joey update back there. Is it the final one? Final one. The final stream ever from next quarter. It's November 28. Wait, aren't we supposed to be out of there by the, by when? The 31st?
Starting point is 00:57:24 What the fuck, Matt? That sounds like something you might need to know. Yeah, Matt. No, do you? Me, why me? And him. It's not just you, it's him too. Dude.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Oh, my God. We haven't moved anything out of there. All my collectibles are there. I have two days to do it. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to end this podcast right here tomorrow. Five o'clock, Central Standard Time, Watt and a stream from the Hex Quarters. We'll see you guys there, hopefully, if we're still there. I mean, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:57:48 What day is the Thursday? What day is Thursday? Or Friday, I mean. Today's the 28th. Does November have 31 days or? 30? Friday is the first. We won't be there.
Starting point is 00:58:01 We'll figure it out today, Matt. Guys, we'll see you guys. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Five o'clock. What night's stream. She's out.

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