OpTic Podcast - CDL Rostermania Has Been WILD & Answering YOUR Questions | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 271

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

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I mean, that's just torture at that point. I mean, it's time for you. It's time for you to go. You just want to go out in a spicy fucking... A cinnamon mountain. Right, that would be awful. No. Where I was going is that dust coming out.

guys welcome to episode number 271 of the optic podcast last week i went on a little bit of a rant it got picked up by everyone we cut a bunch of stuff out and then my vlog went live and i still had some of the stuff that you fucking self-reported well no not really i mean i said what i said i stand on and i believe in it like it's for the betterment of call of duty doesn't matter welcome to another week we have uh your usual hosts we have the scumper jumper on the left no he wasn't here on time. You got Marcus Embo's blanks and the form skis in the fucking building. Both of them were here before me. So, well, Riley was here on time. Hopefully nothing breaks. Oh, my God. Yeah, you've been, you've been on permadick lately. It's actually insane.

Oh, you know, I was actually talking about it. You saw my text yesterday? All I said was perma. Yeah. Just perma, bro. But can we like, can we clear the air on that? Because I feel like a little bit not slighted or delulu. But I just want to make. sure that we are all on the same page. It is okay to be on someone's, like, ass to get them to do when they're late all the time, right? Like, it's not, like, I'm not on your dick, like, just because it's Tuesday.

Let's make a time table, the amount of time that I've had torched. Okay. From being on time. Who's the biggest time to think? And then you'll see why I come 15 minutes. Actually, I was 12 minutes late today. I was actually, I was early. Yeah.

I was early. Yeah. But I, if, if, if, if, but we're on the same page, right? Like, one, you are late and therefore it's okay for me to say, hey, you're late. Okay, just making sure. But it's calculated. So it's like, yes, I'm late, but I'm also, it's calculated. I know.

So what you're saying is that we, I'm late on purpose. The start should be just 10.15 for everyone then. No, because then I'm coming 10.30. Why? Because, bro. Telling you, get the timetable out. We'll do some fucking math here.

This is what we're going to do going forward. I'm fucking years shaved off. Years shaved off my life. Okay, but also mine, though. Like, I'm always on time. And if you were waiting, that means that I was waiting because I was waiting for you and then everybody else. And I'm still here on time. They're lucky I ain't paying the salaries.

It'd be 200 here. 250. Is that a fucking, is that a Coke can, 250? Damn. You heard it here first? I'm going to use this because I know somebody travels with him. Anyway, I do, I do want to say thank you to everybody that agreed with some of my points and views. And thank you to those who kind of disagreed with them, but not fully because there's nothing to fully disagree with.

we have we have exciting times coming up ahead embo's you're not coming with us to Mexico City just is there a reason you're just not your thing no

you're not a foody I am but it's like spend 1500 if you wake up you're in the red just to go eat and shit rather slightly tip into the red

and then just stay home yeah you know what I'm saying feel that yeah feel that heavy hardcore hardcore you're not coming either and neither is formal well yeah i'm moving soon so so you couldn't do it because you never uh never asked to be invited somewhere never asked to be invited somewhere you ain't invited sorry where are you yeah so you didn't

get invited you yeah wait who i didn't even plan this whole thing and i just i just fucking facilitated i didn't get an invite i don't ask you i'm sorry i have fun well i don't have to bring up with zini i wouldn't know what anyway but uh your mom uh texting you this weekend saying happy Easter and i said have happy easter back and i'm like you need to take matt to tokyo asa because he says he won't go to toky with us until he goes with you so when are you going to take your mom to to to to kent of this year oh yeah really planned i'm gonna try to hell yeah love that i mean hopefully she doesn't watch this she goes like once a year no yeah yeah she's yeah she's always done me yeah that's cool too yeah i did need to go she'll like order your food like

waitress to the stewardess can he have some water please yeah she she's she's speaking speaks full in Japanese. Does she really? Yeah. That's amazing. You don't speak a lick of Japanese, so do you? I speak like five words, but they're all bad words. Do you know what Kiritsu or Mamaru means?

Of course. What? Well, the viewers can talk about in the comments. Okay. What's that where? That's from a demon hunter. Demon Slayer, first of all? Demon Slayer.

It's Hunter Hunter, Demon Slayer. That's all I know. That's all I know. I'm not really into. I just hear what Liv tells me to watch. me to watch. She's like, watch. She's like, you can't watch anything or you can't watch attack on Titan until you watch all of these. And all of those have thousands of episodes. Dude, I'm telling you, I might just be too stubborn, but anime, I just, I've tried it. I've tried

it. I don't know. But I feel like I got to, like, actually give it a chance. I've never, like, actually given it a chance. But the amount of people that like it, I mean, usually when that many people like something, it's good. fire, especially you, because you like animated movies, like, sing and... Sing, too. And they sing too that you had the, and then what was the other one?

That, the Christmas movie, Camilla, Camilla? Like the... Camilia? Yeah, I'm... Caroline? Caroline? That's a Halloween movie. Oh, shit. Yeah. Coraline. Yeah, so we... Did I say Caroline? I'm so waking up. Yeah. But we did it. It's one of the best.

That's a good one. It might be the, well, nightmare before Christmas. But, Core lines up there. Yeah, I think you would like, I mean, I think that you should start with like, Ninja Scroll would be like a good one. Ghost in the Shell, Akira, like those three you should start with

and then you should just move on from there to initial. Ninja Scroll. What does he read a scroll? No, dude. And it's, they got, they got like scenes that you like. What's that mean? Yeah. What's that mean?

So many thoughts you. Dude through my worst. Yeah, I think for a second. Sick twisted shit. Sick twisted shit, dude. With a, with a, with a, with a katana. Yeah. you love that

I fucking love that yeah alright ladies and gentlemen how was do you guys celebrate Easter what uh are you religious I used to back in not celebrate it but like we used to do things like ham fucking hard boiled eggs

yeah little shit like that her mom facetime issue is they had like nice little spread pecan pie ham like that yeah just like a family get together not really a celebration did your mom allow make any cherry pies per chance

oh they don't obviously what am I saying yeah for Easter did they do this No, I'm kidding. No cherry pies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can always get one. Yeah. She loves to do it.

I mean, I don't know where to put the order in. Me. Can you have her make one? Like, actually, I'm leaving, so maybe when we get back. Hey, this is mom. Hey, this is mom. Hector, who wants a pot? One pot.

Just one. That's crazy. They're so good, bro. Like, I sometimes don't even eat the filling. I just like use some of the filling, but the crust itself is like, oh. Just flaky and shit. So good. Buttery flaky.

Um, yeah, we don't, we don't really do anything anymore. I don't even think that the kids like look for eggs anymore. Maybe like are my youngest, uh, nephews and nieces do, but like, I don't know. It's like, live doesn't do that no more. We used to like put the egg on like that metal thing, dip it into the water. Yes, too, like diet. Yeah. Yeah.

And make designs. Yeah. Yeah. I did that in school, but. Damn. I did that shit just because I was an artist. I had watercolors. I was fucking drawing.

folks and shit. It just gang science on the fucking eggs. Somebody picks it up. He's like, oh, it's the star of Abram. No, ma'am. Something else. Yeah, so I've missed a lot. Obviously, this past weekend I was

super busy. You call it duty analysts. Like, what do you guys think of all these changes? And then we'll get to the faker stuff. I don't know if you guys talked about it, about the capsule. What? Like, isn't he the one that's gonna drop? Yeah.

Do you fuck with that or no? I don't think that's the right call. Yeah, that's awesome. I mean, from all the rumors I've been saying on Twitter, like, I can't really sift through and tell which stuff's like. Real. Yeah, but the only thing I didn't like is like someone, not someone from out the blue,

but just the way I saw was like, how would you know what the hell is going on with Cap? You haven't been, you haven't played with that guy in decade. Wait, who will say that? Who will say that? I forget. One of the EU kids, They're saying basically like he's like a headcase or something.

He gets in his own head or some shit like that. I'm like, isn't that just part of being human, getting in our own way and getting in our own head? Or he like gets on the team and stops trying? Yeah. Like that's what they were saying. I'm like,

what? Yeah. He gets on the team and stops trying. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I did hear that. But like when I hear that I think like waking up late for scrims, coming to practice,

your half-hast in practice. Like that's what I think when I hear that. Yeah. Like troll-y. That's usually what it is. Him teach trolling. Yeah, I don't really know the dynamic of that team, but I don't think that capsules the problem. And then they're fucking...

Are they actually dropping Trakes? That better. Yeah, I saw that. Wait, that's just... For who? For Real? For Real, yeah. That better be kept.

They're bringing Real back? After he... No, I was gonna talk... I was just got to talk shit for no reason either. See, I've been like semi-keeping up with the roster stuff. The Trakes one, I don't really agree with. I mean, Trakes... But the thing is, like, Miami subs...

They're inconsistent. Like, they had such a good online split, but they get to land and they have a bad weekend, which granted, it's one weekend, but the majors are super important and there's not many of them. But they're inconsistent. So if they think Real can bring some consistency in the subs, because their ARs are great. Their ARs are always, always frying, like, but they got to find some consistency with the subs. Because they would, they would, like, fry one series, and then next series, you know, not fry. But I did like, I did like Trakes.

I thought that he, like, was, I thought he was getting better. I mean, Rookie of the year, right? Like, that's the been in the talk, and we're going to replace a rookie of the year for Rial. Like, look, listen, I'm a fan of Rial. Like, I think he's, I was anti them breaking up, no matter the cost of the money, no matter how much money they were going to make. I was telling them via this to hopefully get to his ears to not do it. You guys were so close as the Spanish squad to bring one home for the country of Spain. They weren't close.

Weren't they? At the last major, no, they weren't close. No, not the last major, but with him. Oh, yeah, they were with him. They got close. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, they should have seen that through. But then they did see it through and first event didn't go.

With the same with Real? Yeah. No, Rial was on Toronto. Yeah, Rial was on Toronto by then. I'm fake. You got baby brain, dude. I'm fucking fade. Yeah.

But I don't know. I don't think, I don't think that you get trakes, dude. How old is trakes? Can you? Right here. Perfect. How old is he? I don't know how many, how much fact this is, though.

The Trakes one. Yeah, that may have been. That was the least likely one. That was actually real. They may have... I don't know if that's real. Yeah, I don't know if that one's real. It's metals or shit.

And look who they lost to it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Meadows probably will go like, ah. Well, metals, I feel like he's... Metal's been around for a minute. Yeah. He's always been like...

He might have to guarantee. Yeah, he's always... Good. I like him. But yeah, look who they played. They played Mades and Thieves. Like, yeah, they had a bad tournament, but it's not like they went and lost a fucking,

you know, surge. Damn. Dude, it's like, it's like, odd man out, Trakes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, he's not from Spain. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's from, in fact, he's not, he's not, he's from Argentina. Yeah, I don't know how they feel about it either, but I don't know if that's real.

What would you do if you were the GM? I would get rid of medals. And there's nothing wrong with medals, like personally, I think that's a good kid. I think he puts a really fucking hard role too in his defense. Like, statistically, he's just bound to go negative, like, every other game. Because the rest of them play a bit selfish. And that's just the dynamic of their team. but like, Trakes is like,

he's like top three rookie of the year. Like, it's between him, Niam and Kipps from here now and. Lurks. Oh, yeah, lurks too. I mean, yeah,

there's a lot of good rookies. Wait, why are they getting rid of, why are they letting rid of, getting rid of lurks? Like, he's been the star player. No, no, no,

they were getting rid of Lurcht. If they were getting rid of Lurchon, I would. I want you to invest in. You would call the owners just as to say, hey, I have no dog in this fight, but you're being a little cuckoooo.

Yeah, the nod. Do you know a scump reached out to us about this? But yeah, what else is their roster mania? It's Trakes. Well, Boston. What's Boston doing? Well, the Falcons ones is pretty insane.

Well, wait, what happened with Falcons? I've literally been in a fucking hole. I have been in a hole. Sources Boston to look at Afro for SMG spot. Abru, I just literally. That one's actually probably true. Astros said my Afros. I just said that this morning when I went to go get a haircut.

That one's probably true. Well, they benched. Yeah, they benched both their subs. Boston. Yeah, there's two open sponsor in Boston. And I think that one's true too. Nasty.

Nasty Kenny Spart. Spart. Nasty Kenny Spart and Afro? I think so, right? I haven't really been... If that's the team. I've been key...

But, I mean... I don't really know much of it. Falkins to test Pratt and Exit out? Wait. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we. That's poorly worded. They're bringing in QK, and they're going to trial

XN for scrims. They're going to trial Pred for Scrims. in the same position and see who's better. Between Pratt and... Yeah, and I think it's more of like them just being nice to X-Nid when... I don't think there's a world where X-N gets the spot over Pred.

Which fucking sucks, because X-Nid had such a good online split. If that could puts it together on land, that kid has a great future. Yeah, he just hasn't been able to do it. It's just like, there's just like a ticking time bomb of like, in his own head of like... He's gonna start tweaking on stage soon if he hasn't already. You know? Because like, you're playing online,

you're getting all this gas, you go to tournaments and you're like not playing well, the same people that are gassing. You are now roasting you and it hurts even more because you're on land. Everyone's telling you're an on liner. Like there's just a certain point you get to in your head where you're like, I can't play on land. I don't like that stage.

Damn. You know, and I think that kid's, he's such a good kid too. He can't tell he's so genuine. I truly do feel bad for him that he can't put together on land so far. I don't know about his fucking monitor, though. You've seen that shit?

Yeah, I know. Yeah. I mean, yeah. He's got to tell. I just don't know. Don't get me started, bro. That shit sounds. Yeah.

I don't know. But I mean, I don't think it's a world where, like, you drop Pred. No. No. You know what I mean? Especially with the amount of money that you're paying? Yeah. No.

I don't think it's a world. I mean, I've had a great stage too. And he, yeah. I mean, obviously he's been playing good. He is a shooter, so. He's been playing good. No, no. The only thing with Predd is he's not really like a dirty work kind of player.

No. No. But he ain't acting the point. Kismit isn't planting a bomb. He's got, he's got a dirty word. Yeah. You got kids. don't really need to do that. It's a great point.

I think that they just wanted to move kids to a sub and they're trying to do like anything they can to get that to happen. Because kids on a sub is kind of needed for this squad. Like him on an AR was like so awkward. That QK kid, he's there's been a lot of like good PR around him. I haven't seen him shoot but everyone's insane. He's nasty. No, yeah, his POV's nice. He's good. The only bad thing is I don't know how much English he speaks. That's like the one thing that people talked about. Who? Oh. Kukay? Like how much, how much, how much English he can actually speak? Yeah, but that's like a certain point like you scream a bunch. You only need to

learn like the cod callouts you know what I mean yeah like and that's not too difficult I would imagine shit I can't imagine learning them in a different language I know but I did say that and as it was coming out on my mouth I was like that'd be kind of hard that would be doing is calling out colors that's the best I can give you that's the best I can give you bro. I'm not to say like blue blue school that's the that's the best but even then you're like in the middle of you're like how do you say it oh yeah yeah when shit starts getting gritty you guys trying to think in a different no way you're shooting and thinking looking up.

It doesn't even work. Ravens trialing Geo and Fire. God damn. They're bringing them all back. You know, roster media is insane. Everyone's making channel, which isn't that surprising, but literally everyone. Two meters and now, you're kind of on the cusp of not making champs for some of these teams. Yeah.

You got to do something now. The Carolina team could be something. They just got a, I don't know. They're like a weird, scrappy-ass team. Yeah, well, Lurks, again, Lurks is nasty. Yeah, that guys. That kid deserves me. better to be honest. Yeah, that kid's nasty. That kid's

really good. So who would it be? It would be lurks. Exceed and craze? Well, they're trialing GeoNfire. Oh, Exceed's gone too? Oh, they're getting rid of Exceed. I just get near it was gone. Oh yeah, I saw that shit. Hey, you guys. This is my... I didn't see that. This is my thing with that is like...

I pulled myself in that position and if any of my players are creative, or any of my literal friends that I work with on a daily basis at the scuff house and they came out. Like I just think, like I get to, going to the scuff house from my vlog

and I get to the scuff house and then all of a sudden it gets out that, that maniac is asking for ease. First thing that I do is like pack your fucking bags. Come on, man. That's not real. You need to get that real. Come on, man.

Yeah, like that's... Would that be saying? This is so good, too. This is so fucking good. Wait, this is Dero tweeted this? Yeah. But yo, but every man in the world understands I'm not the same man I was five minutes ago. Oh, man.

You know what I'm saying? You know, Hagu's probably like, why are motherfuckers using my photo? Yeah, he pinned it too. Yeah, that's great. You know, he fucking pinned it. Yeah. How many favorites in your tweets is a one million? One million views.

Hague is probably baffled. Yeah. Yeah. He should laugh my ass up, but really I know deep down. He's not laughing at all. He's sucking his teeth. Yo, Nero, you're still one of my favorite fucking players, man. Nero de Nero.

But you need to stop with this, like, digital age. You need to go out to a bar and pick yourself up a nice. Hit up one of your old high school crushes, man. They're probably, you know, like, they're probably, you know, like, they're probably. single hopefully for you man stop stop if she's got a twitter you can't fuck with her that's the rule go find yourself a nice little ting that doesn't work in the space at all it never works that's true no offense to anybody here who is that is true could have just flew her out you should have been like let me buy you a flight anything yeah dude buy a flight dude look at this be straight

foe yeah what is this shut some more digital fucking e-sex shit click that click that this you look to me she's like what's e-sex and I was like, I won't be honest, I don't even know what it is either. You like just wank it to an image or what? Like, I don't want to know, actually. I prefer to say old school in that department. Sources Boston Amit entering a partnership with Boston breach.

I don't know if this is true. Sources have reported that Omit has reached an agreement with the ownership of, dude, no comments. There's so much shit happening. Holy fuck. Yeah, there's a lot. Yeah, this one was it. Dude, there's so many people.

Like, I almost feel like, I almost, like I told Zini, I'm like, yo, there's too much talent out there to, to not pick up some ex-pros to help Renegade get to where Renegade needs to get to. You know what I'm saying? So, damn, damn. I mean, what would you, what would you do for Huntsman right now? You were working with him. What? No, it wasn't. Oh, you stopped working with him?

I mean, like, kind of like... Who's he? City? Yeah, Zinn's kind of like, you know, making the roster moves. I mean... Yeah, he's like, he caught you guys out of it? I don't know if it's... That's G-MG-1.

I don't know if it's because, like, the challengers stuff, like, for whatever reason, my interest in challengers has just gone down drastically. Yeah. Whatever that may be, whether it be, because when you go to the majors, the only thing you can really, like, get super into is the pro league. Yes. And the culmination of all the online matches and stuff, like, you don't really know it. I'm like getting updates from my chat.

You know like Huntspin are here here I'm like okay I'll try to watch now, but Whatever reason I'm just less interested in it Sucks but and then maybe it could be like we just lost our original Huntsman roster and I felt like truly Yeah yeah yeah that we felt like we kind of yeah yeah that's definitely it And now we've got new players and like kind of in the challenger cycle so yeah and I'm I still I still want the best for John of course I still you know think John has a great feature in cod but I haven't really spoken to him in a while I might send him a text in just see where his heads at but I mean, I don't know.

All right, the pit EU. I've heard that that much of a surprise entirely true. So this is Challenger's Intel. Again, who is this? Okay. It will completely kill the scene if they went ahead with it. Latin is the only true way to prove your ability. Online resources are completely farcical.

Nice. Just host horse and good PCs isn't sometimes hacking. Sure. And then Ben says, don't know how that makes much sense, considering open bracket participation and spectator funnel is big for Dreamhack. how does it not make sense? The league doesn't want to have to pay the cost of Challenger's events, especially if it's, it has been evidently clear.

Yes, that's evidently clear. They made the host team pay costs in the past and wouldn't contribute towards it. They have subsidized challengers' lands costs enough since the league started. Yeah, but that was self-inflicted. They chose to do it that way. This is what CDLEFG need to find a little sponsor Xbox LOL for Challenger. I agree with that 100%, whether it's Xbox or PlayStation, even though they're now call it duty sold by Xbox.

They gotta have lands I agree with that They gotta have lands When was the last time Like PlayStation or Xbox Like Before the league Before the league

Yeah Bofour I think Yeah But I'm saying they were like involved They were part of Sony Okay Like the CWL I think Okay

Yeah that's why I was on That's why I was on PlayStation Yeah And like It was Was it ran better Like Oh

I don't know if that's actually Like the problem Like What they're trying to say Is like If you look at like a challenger space, that's a lot of PCs, that's a lot of setups, that's a lot of space

at a venue, that's got to be expensive. The shipping is expensive. And then it's like, how is that, like, turning profit in that little area? The challengers event and Dreamhack, did that make any money help? There's no way. The team pass price. Yeah, like, I don't know.

I mean, yeah, I could say, I could definitely see it. I get it, but they got to have lands. If there's no lands for the amateur players, it's like, I mean, yeah. There's like so many problems. Can you imagine if there wasn't land. plans for that you're just completely like the pro am though this is this is really really important for I think the challenger space as a whole just to give some validity to the teams and players like if they go to this major and even two of them beat their first round that is massive yes for the just general it's just everything for the challenger scene it'll be good for the players on those teams we're good for the teams like the orgs and what is what is the four how are the four teams getting there's already two there's already two that are the two teams will play in the finals are guaranteed to go and then What, one, there's one if you win the next elite?

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know exactly. I think if you have to win the next elite. Two from online, then two that were played in the final. So the all Saudi team, that team's going to be kind of, that's my team to watch. I think that they, even though they lost the first. They Bush make it? No.

It was Beans' team and it was a P7. But like they lost Afro now. So like an Afro was frying. So I don't know. So it's probably what? Winner of N. And the EU elite? Maybe that sounds like it could be it.

Yeah. Oh, it's going to be a little warden. That's how they could be it. But the thing is, if they get rid of challengers, then... What happens to all of them? Well, no, just make every single event a pro a M. Start getting us towards that structure that we've all been asking for. If they're going to get rid of challengers, just make it more of an opportunity for them to play on the big stage.

Or, yeah, that could be something too as well. Raleigh, is there a, is there like a way to look? Is there also a challengers event at this thing? besides the pro am or is it just the I doubt it right I don't know I don't think I don't think pro I am the there's open there is okay there is a challenge open okay but there isn't though and I'm gonna tell you why because some of it is streamed some of it

and it doesn't matter who is on there like I think I think that there is something to be said about oh challenge is elite EMEA season 3 winner okay so that's right yeah so it's just yeah two winners I mean shit that match that finals match is about to be a battle, both of them. Yeah. Winner gets to play against the pros. Yeah.

So we got Rock Esports, P7. Okay, so where's, are any of these Saudi teams? Yeah, Rock. Rock is a full Saudi team. Okay, and then P7 is the one with Beans. It's an English squad, right? Yeah. That's dope.

Well, Afro was on that team, right? Yeah, they had some in Aft players, too, I think. I think they had like Vivid as well. Yeah. Was it Vivid? I don't remember. I don't remember. I saw Afro and Beans.

So the Huntsman's only chance to get in this is the N.A. They have to win the elite. Which is fucking, that's hard enough as it is. And for it to be their only avenue to play in the pro-I-M? Yeah, there it is. DiamondCon. Eric Boom. Yeah, I mean, it sounds like they're just spot up on this roster too now.

Yeah. Because Afro's probably going to Boston, so. Someone's just getting blessed. Somebody's going to get blessed. Pick me up. I'll play. I mean, there's probably a lot of people that are down to sketching their team now. They know there's a guaranteed pro-hams.

100%. Everyone. 100%. 100%. Like, no one's really safe. If you're not, if you're a pro player down there and you like, say your beans, for example, don't you look around and say, let's build the, like the ex-pros. As soon as I figure, as soon.

I'll be plotting like, all right, well, motherfucker's got to start sketching or dropping. Let's build a super, a super challenger scene. I'm getting pro-lute. Like, it is what it is. I'd be coming to the event heavy hitter squad. You have to. I'd be trying to get everybody. Because like Matt said, I mean, you win two matches make the bracket.

I'm trying to think of like Pro Am's in the recent past. Last year, did anybody make it? I can't remember, did any of the, because we saw EWC. We saw an upset. We saw EWC. Yeah, several upsets at EWC. That's where Craze and Mamba came out. But yeah, pro AM is a great opportunity for these teams.

You know? It's going to be fun, man. I can't wait. This kind of shit I can get down with. Yeah, it's just, it just makes it so much. Like, having an underdog story, like, you root for these challengers players to come out, have a crazy one. Like, again, it's just the format. It needs change.

I just wish every event was like this where challengers players actually had a chance to really prove themselves. Because, yeah, like, playing in challengers, you know, you're still playing good competition. But you got to take it with a great assault because we've seen. players play in the league get shit on, then go down to challengers and look like fucking LeBron. Yeah, but that's obvious, right? Come back up and get shit on and go back to them.

Yeah, but that's obvious because there's a middle, there's a middle ground, right? Like, there's a middle ground and it should point towards the difference of what it actually takes to be a pro player because even ex-pro players aren't even pro players anymore. And yeah, they go down and fucking shit on all the, all the true AMs, right? But that's the way it's supposed to be.

Of course, you know what I'm saying? It's like, if I send fucking skumper jumper here to he hit dingers against fucking seventh graders what do you think is going to dominate this guy? Going yard Yard Faker to be honored with his own commemorative stamp in South Korea

I mean God like you gotta be like This guy's the man bro Should have took that offer You should have that off of you want him Yeah we gotta go bro Wait wait wait That's not the actual But it's a goat

He would be the first East sports players To receive an honor that recognizes historical figures and other milestones. That's good, man. Well deserved. What a fucking tank. That's crazy. So he just runs South Korea.

Sure. He runs that whole... All of it. That part of the world? All of it. Yeah. He's him, dude. China, Japan.

I mean... United States. Yeah, he's that guy. Even in North Korea, they're fucking with him. Yeah. I know they're not fucking with soccer. In North, they're still fucking with. Kim Jong-Ur Jr.

What's his name? Joe Zinn told me about that. I was in tears. The new one? It was Kim Jong-Luna, and then there's this one. What's this guy's name? Bro, I haven't even been able to keep up with Kyle. Do you think I'm keeping up with world events?

Well, no, this happened like years ago. They got to make another movie and then I'll know. Yeah, right? They're real fucking Paul Franco. Paul Franco? Yeah. How else Paul? Dave? No, isn't it Paul Franco?

James Franco? Yeah. Paul Franco's an old friend of mine from high school. Who is Paul? Shout out Paul Franco. Yeah, right there. I might have to watch this. James Franco.

That would be so tough. What? They hate us. Because they aid us. Does he live at Baker Tower? I feel like wearing a simple apartment life. Yeah, yeah. That's that.

Why do I have that thought as well? Like one bedroom 750 square feet. Who? He's a billionaire. Baker. Like he's not living in some mansion. He's just living in some like standard apartment and he just goes to his little tower. His little tower.

He goes to Faker Tower. Bro. What? He just sits at home and then comes back. He walks in and there's only like a gaming setup. And it is like his. Faker towel. It's like literally like nobody's a lot to touch it.

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after winning game five of a celebration. Now, where is this? Oh, hell. What country is this in? What country is this in? I would have been baffled. I got to see this. Does Pokemon Go?

That was a celebration that got him to school. What our country are they in? Orlando. Game five to win the Orlando. This happened in the United States of America? This happened in the U.S.? I would erect the whole set of. What?

What? He had to have said some heinous shit, right? No. He just did it. Literally he just did. That's all he did? Yeah. Oh, ha. Look at him.

What? Look at him. Yeah, Scott. Thank you. He whispered some. He said. He said right there. Fuck him.

Fuck him. Hey, good games, dude. You suck. yo what that's absurd right he threw the headphones too hard go back up watch the video again is he chuck him they should see this motherfucker throw headphones

he just throws headphones just because the rounds over yeah that's that's insane dude yeah no that's absurd yeah fuck whoever ran this who organized this shit but I want to see I was gonna say some heinous shit right now actually bro what I would acquit the game I thought the world was healing

just fucking went jacked out of notch right there for me I would have quit the game, put out of the cheating. I'm done with this shit. Went back down a notch. I would have called the guy in his name by name. I would have been like, yo, this dude fucking was it. Blast by the Cathedral in St.C.S. opening live. Case opening?

Did I miss read that? Oh, oh. Oh, I love when they did that shit. He pulls a gold. Oh. That shit's so fire, man. And I just know, like, a dev is back. like, yeah, bang.

Give this guy extra luck. Yeah. That's so fire. That's actually awesome. That's awesome. Hell yeah, it's like when all four colors hit. Like one of the odds too. It's so hard to pull a gold already. You do it on live stream in front of the arena.

So guess. Face missed a CS major for the first time in 16 years. What the? It's not a clickable link. Just in Face Clan are not going to IAM. Colon Major. Is this the end of the face as we know them? Come on. See, that's what I mean dude. What in the AIDS picture? Why?

That they used. Yeah. I don't think that was happening. Is that what happened? No. No, no. I mean, he lost something there, but... God, I was so old. Yeah. Who's on Fais's CS team now? It's... Kerrigan, because they made changes, right?

Carrigan... I have no fucking idea. Is Twist back on the team? Brokey, Brokey, some shot. I have no idea. I don't watch CS in a minute. He plays CS2. No way. I knew it. Yeah, apparently they're shut.

Okay, so they still have like a couple of the players that were on the... Yeah, they lost that one kid, long time ago. Rops. That kid's disgusting. Yeah. Yeah. He's on vitality now. That guy's disgusting. Yeah, he is. But that's kind of insane.

16 years? Yeah, that's kind of nuts. I mean, it's bound to happen eventually, right? Shit. I don't really know the ecosystem behind Counterstrike, though, like... Yeah, they have no idea. How many matches did they have? to play to qualify for the major. It was probably

like, no fucking idea. Probably a good amount. There's like so many, dude, you can go on Twitch right now and just see like some random CS tournament. That's my always been my problem with like viewing it unless there's like a major going on. Yes, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck's going on, dude. Their play in stage will be like two weeks long. I get that. I get that. I get that. It feels like a, like a

Olympic sort of like thing, the storyline that you keep, the, uh, 10 years. 16 consecutive majors all is over. It's just another random pick. Yeah, like, Why are they like, like I get it, man. Like, I get, I get that we need those. Like, I say that too. Like, I'll get a thumbnail from Matt.

And I be like, Matt, does this, does the emotion of the people in this fucking thumbnail match the fucking title? And if it doesn't, then why? Why didn't, you know what I'm saying? Like, I do that too. I get it. It's for the clicks. I tell them it's like, use a sadder picture. Yo, this shit's crazy.

The Artemis, dude, I went on Twitch yesterday and there was a live stream of them just slowly moving towards the moon. You say it. You think it's slowly. The people who pass it around? Well, yeah, but like it just obviously relative. It looks like they're not even, it looks like a still image, but they're going like 20,000 miles per hour or some crazy shit, whatever it is. Yeah.

Yeah. I think it was like 20,000 kilometers an hour, which don't even ask. Which obviously is like 63 miles per hour. Yeah, I don't know what that is. I don't know either. But what is this? What was the point of us going right now? Like, where do this come from?

It's a trial run. It's a trial run to make sure that, you know, everything's cool for us to actually go. To call? Yeah, to, no, maybe to actually land on the moon and start spreading our seed on that molecule. Make a moon base? Make a moon base. I thought you were saying like Mars.

No, no, no, no. This is purely, well, listen, whatever it is that they're saying, it's not why. Because this would probably be the way to get to Mars, right? I mean, I've watched enough sci-fi movies to know the slingshod method. Yeah, of course. Same. I've watched enough. They use the gravity.

Yeah. Do one burn, build the speed around it. They don't have to use as much fuel. Yeah, there you go. So is this like... Yes. Yeah, look at that. The foundation.

The foundation to the first crude mission to Mars, I guess is just to like last... I don't know. We need a moon base. But let's think about this, though, okay? Let's think about this. You're telling me, when did we land on the moon, Riley? 1969. He knows that by heart, by the way.

It's full of facts. Full of facts. And back then we were able to transmit video. video footage to Earth, but we couldn't, but how? We didn't have, like, not buying it, no buying it. It was built in a Hollywood basement. The inconsistency of the shadows.

Straight green screen. Straight green screen work, dude. I don't know. This was insane though. They literally live streamed it on Twitch. I think Neil Armstrong is full of wax. Yeah, right? What's that bit rate looking like?

Yeah, exactly. They're pulling it from the satellites, I'm sure. What was it? 240P back then? You're telling me that you were able to broadcast 240p from the moon, but you weren't able to broadcast 480p from the Olympics? I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it.

I'm not buying shit. I was watching like one of the crew members work on the spaceship just hanging out in the outer space just unlatching shit. And I'm like, holy fuck, that looks crazy. Yeah. Like, bro, if that shit, you disconnect. If your little umbilical cord gets disconnected. You know what I'm saying? And it wasn't like a latch where it like goes on and locks.

It was just like a. Like you're climbing up shit. like you just latch it on and go up and it wasn't like a locked one with a lock and i just watched a movie called gravity have you guys seen that yes with santa blot yeah he just beat the most walk what is it the untaned um untanned um untethered like yeah walk yeah space walk too george cluny yeah not to uh change the subject i know some people get pissed but did you guys see like the story of how we like saved our trap soldier and shit.

No. You didn't see that? They found him? Yeah, both of them. Hell. What? How? You didn't?

No, I've been in a hole. Literally me and cloud co-work are fucking building the next generation of technologies that we are going. I'm literally about to become a super entrepreneur. Like where they crash, they have like mountain bridges. So they like, our jets like fly in between the mountain ranges so like the radar doesn't

pick them up. I've seen this moment. But in order for them the bomb. They have to fly up. So the flew up. One of the jets got hit, like two of them or whatever. They both fighter ejected out. One landed close.

One landed far. They got the close guy quick. The other guy had to like fucking hike seven miles up to a mountain ridge. Like put on some like, yeah, like click this thing where they get his location live. They started like he's on a mountain like right here. And they have this guy trapped from both sides. And we got planes coming in like fucking warthawks. Like crazy.

It's like the covenant. We fucking blew up $100 million worth of planes to save one person Good They'd do it again They're gonna make a movie They should have asked them There's like hey, all right y'all hey listen

Hector American soldier Hector Rodriguez Hey you're Trump Listen it's either we save you Or we spend a lot of taxpayer money Including yours Well I like to live Hey that's I'd rather go to that shit

No man left behind What would you pick Seth? What do you mean? Would you rather be saved, guaranteed, or save how much money? A hundred million? A hundred million dollars with the planes. I don't give a fuck. How much it spends?

Save my ass. But we put money towards it and you're like... Listen, that's something I can get behind. That's right. That's me too. Fucking no man left behind. That's something I can get behind. But if it was me, I'd be like, half.

Let's blow up one plane and give me 25%. I'll be like this. I'll be like this. How much is it? $100 million? I'll tell you what? If I get out of here, you give me 20 and you don't vote up enough. You know what I'm saying?

Now we're dealing. Now we're dealing. Seth was like, fuck those hundred million. Get me. Bro, what are you guys talking about? You'd want to be saved? You wouldn't want to save the United States some money? Bro, what?

Get me out of there. It's literally hell. You're in the desert? Of course. Getting hunted? Hunted on foot by the enemy. To get tortured. I cannot wait to see that moor.

Yeah. Fucking. They get their hands on you, brother. It is over. I'd make that deal to be the 20. No. No monetary doesn't fucking matter. Bro, they don't understand.

You couldn't get, I couldn't get back here from Dallas. It's like, how don't fuck am I going to get out of those mountains? Bro. With what? With what? There's no water? Where am I going to go water from? I'm a great survivalist.

That's like the definition of like. It's worse, dude. You're about to, it's like, it's worse because one, you don't want to get caught because of what comes next. The torture. So you're literally on high, like, dude, the way bigger, whatever, what do you say is more men than me for sure. I couldn't do it. That's literal. Yeah.

Bro. That's as hell as human can make it. That's fucking. Hey, what the hell is going on in battlefield? Battlefield? Battlefield. What's up, man? Wait, what is this?

Battlefield 6. out. Or like the new black. Do you look? This happened. Wait, play the one or not. Did he just blow up, jump? Yeah. What was he a explosive?

What the hell? He had a grenade in his hand and shit? Wait, did you play? Did you play Battlefield? Wait, really? This shit looks kind of decent. You play the shit out of it, right? Yeah. You're not playing.

Oh, I did play Battlefield. The fucking, it's 100 V-100 just running around, shooting each other, his cars running, driving around. People love that shit. Listen, I wish I liked something that much right now. I've actually been kind of fucking with a war zone a little bit. Fun being honest. There you go.

The best Sensi CS. The hell is this, bro. Yeah, this, come on, get the song on. Hey, what the hell is this? All right the change is from getting off. Yeah, what is this? I saw you guys have been on a little CS arc. Yeah, it's been fun.

Who, who, who? Me, Nate and Brennan. Dude, you guys It's been such a fucking fun Like funny little group. Yeah. You guys have been grinding it. Yeah.

Wait, Hex was right the whole time. I mean, duh, but what was I right about this time? Why did you skip the other three bullet points? What is this? What's about aliens? A lot of aliens. That was very alarming the way you said that at least. Yeah, well,

the cost of the circumstances and weren't. it was. I can't get into too much specifics, but it was, um, it was elaborating on some stuff that we'd asked for and it was important to get this person in a secure setting to where we could ask him these questions. And there was, there was somebody in the meeting with us. In the meeting. I guess you'd say, um, was basically there just to kind of upset the apple cart and to throw, you know, a monkey wrench into the deal. And every time the question was asked by this particular party, it was really

the answers were out there and they gave them and they gave specifics, they gave addresses, they gave times and dates and people that were in the meeting and this went all the way up to the executive branch of previous presidents, not this current president. Can they show

us one of these fucking aliens, dude? We've seen them. No, we haven't. Some reports that there have been pieces of machinery that were found that did not seem earthly. And then there have been reports about life that is not early. It is all fucking W-W-E, man.

I feel like this is us trying to interview. It's all W-W-E, man. Bro. I mean, bro. I'm so down for anything. No, I'm bad, bro. I'm so down, too. Like, can they just fucking release or just show a photo of one they have captive already?

Like, I know they have one. I just don't just take a photo. Like, holy shit. It's just a little bit more of the same fucking. bullshit, dude. You know, they got one? Like, bro, I know you guys have one captive. You just go look at it through a little mirror.

Make sure you're still in there. Bro, hopefully it's not like some boring little, like, it's just a little molecule. A fucking blob. We found an alien. It's a blob. If he goes inside of you, it turns into venom, though. I mean. Dude.

You love this shit. I do, but I'm actually starting, maybe it's because of my age. And I'm just getting sick of everything, right? I'm 46 years old Tell me I don't give off I already know that the excess Just show me Yeah let's see them

Like you know what I'm talking directly To the aliens right now If you're watching Please come down Hey careful What if they're chill They're not gonna hear about I'm chill

What if they're not chill And they have like elite armor Like Master Chief type shit But we don't got plasma pistols We don't got the new one That's the likelihood of it That is more likely to be the truth They just walk us down

Energy sword their fucking mouths open like predators I mean bro I went through the rabbit rabbit hole already read the black book files all that shit yeah dude like you just show me man I went through the whole rabbit hole bro

they were saying aliens are turning soldiers into stones I'm like what yeah yeah exactly the Russians yeah they're gonna do so in their shit no it's just a Russian bro walk up on the alien and hit you with a light you just turn into a stone yeah and apparently these people

these people are these people How do you fight that? The soldiers are still alive. No one knows where he is, though. I guess he must be with the aliens. They must be in the zero. How do they know that he's still alive? Half human, half stone.

It's getting probed. It's like fucking Narnia when they walk into the ice, which is shit, and it's just a bunch of statues. You know what I'm saying? Just a much stone statues. Dude, where is my MLG fucking fleece? Actually, that's a windbreaker. Where is that?

Me and Allen? Just fucking cooling here in the hex quarters before the hex quarters became the hex quarters? You better hope the aliens are going to hold that picture. Sitting it? Why? No, it's cool. They're going to be like, damn.

Okay. I don't want the aliens to look like that. It looks like. You don't want them to look like that? What do you want them to look like? That's boring? Smaller eyes, less of a fucking huge head. No, they have to have a huge head.

They're like a human? Not a human, but you can tell they're an alien, but they somewhat resemble a human. Like tentacles, maybe? I don't know. What is this hex? as a collector, is this too much? Never changed bar stool big head.

I say Buffalo Bill's former high mark stadium gets torn down. Some of the most iconic pieces from Bill's history are up for grabs, including the actual bathroom thoughts. Bathroom troughs? Oh, yeah. What? Arrived this morning. Can't wait to install it. I love you.

Grab seats from the Vils Stadium. I like this. I like the seat, but is that the urinal? Yeah, you can still see piss on the urinal. Yeah. What the f that is like 100. year old piss. And Big cat.

Big cat. What are you going to do with it? You bought this or you? Hold on. You're telling me that you bought this so that when people come over to your house and everybody's having like a fucking cookout and people got to go to the bathroom, they all go at the same time like on the same thing? Wait, go off?

What the fuck did I just like? Wait, what was that? Yeah. Go back up. There. What is that? That's not really Jerry, right? They AI Jerry?

This, Hey, Jerry. Jerry. The hell are we doing over there, Jerry? You know, Zinny's somewhere else. They're like this. Ha. Oh, at the office.

God, I got it. Yeah, I look, I'm a, I'm a, I mean, yeah, I get it. It's fine. I don't get it. And I get it. Well, collector, look. I wouldn't ever buy a piss trough.

Me either. But you have to also, like, from a collector standpoint. Oh, there it is. Wait. They have at least watched it first. No. Does it look like they watched it? Oh, that's fucking

butter, dude? I should have fucking power-washed it. You see all that butter, bows? It kind of makes you want to clean it with your own piss. Yeah, that's what I do. If I was pissing there, that would be my goal. Yeah, but I'd just be cleaning it. But imagine you get a little splatter that you don't even see,

and then all of a sudden it's just like 40-year-old. Like my piss, grab it off the wall and bounce back. Oh, man. Yeah, no, that's insane. The fact that they're even selling that. Kanye's return has been so insane. Wow. I'm good, Bradley.

Let's go to questions. Cool. God damn. Who sold out SoFi Stadium and $33. Sold out Sofi Stadium. Yeah. What do you think it feels like

when he's standing right there? Like he's on top of the world? That's insane, dude. The stage setup is crazy. Yeah, that is fire. No, that's, I mean, what do you expect? He's on the moon. From a creative genius like him.

33 million now? Woo-wee. What's the last time you made 33 in a weekend? Like last year? Yeah, yeah. Something light. Some light. Something light.

Chat GPT, open AICEO reaction to chat. Chappo's hallucinating in real time. Oh, shit. What? I bet you anthropic is over there. Like, ha, ha, ha, ha. Me, how long it takes, okay, when I say go. I'll be ready.

Just say go when you start and I'll keep track. Okay, ready, go. Okay, I'm back. Welcome back. I've got your time right here. How do you feel about that moment? How long was it? You clocked in at around 10 minutes and 12.

I swear I was faster than that. Sometimes it feels faster in the moment. Do you need to show that to your product guys? No, no, that's a known issue. Maybe another year. Another year? Something like that works well. What's that known issue?

That model doesn't have, that model, that voice model doesn't have tools to like start a timer or anything like that. Oh, Sam Altman, we can't hear you. And he didn't say that loud enough because you said it with a lack of confidence. That model doesn't have that model, that voice model doesn't have tools to like start a time or anything like that. But we'll add the intelligence into. Like if you, if you're not able to. But what if the guy actually did go and run it at as fast as he fucking could as Hugh as his ability allowed him to?

What if it was exactly that? and it didn't need to have you actually run your full potential to know your full potential was 10 minutes and 30 seconds. We don't know. That's what I would. If I was Sam Altman, that's what I would have said. I'm so confused though.

The chat GPT hallucinated? Yeah. I think that's more click-bitty than anything. No, no, it's called hallucinations. It sounds like the timer just fucked up. Well, I mean, it makes sense. Like, I could see why it fucked up. He just talked to something in his phone,

took off sprinting for five seconds, came back and asked it. Probably, yeah, it was tweaking. Maybe he was being sarcastic. Dude, wow, those, you took a while, dude, 10 minutes. You can only pick three condiments to use for the rest of your life. Which are you choosing? Ranch. Ranch.

Ranch. What's, what are you? Condiments. Rants, ketchup. And probably like a mayo. I'm with you on that one. Yeah, that was my one. Mayo, mustard, and ketchup.

That's all I need for everything. Mayo mustard, ketchup, dude. I'd say like a burger sauce. You can make that with you can make that with you can make that with ketchup Meo and mustard if you throw a little bit in there Mayo ketchup a little bit of mustard a little bit branch I'm thinking about like Asian food too I can't eat like sushi with like any of those No soy sushi no soy would suck wait wait wait wait wait wait let's think about this

Mustard mustard the cheap sushi if you tell you a little bit of mustard instead of a Instead of what do you call it instead of what? Wasabi yeah I don't use wasabi either way I fucking love wasabi I'm probably going ranch I'm not I'm just going Taking ranch For like a lot of the shit I eat I use ranch

And then I'm taking I just want to use shushin though Like some sort of tariaki sauce Or some sort of like Suisse I need it for like all the like Chiloh Wait wait wait wait wait wait I'm changing mind Change your mind

Syracia ketchup Cetsop mayo Hot sauce too Oh yeah no hot sauce fuck Oh Good question Mayo ketchup Franksau sauce sauce Franks?

Ooh, damn. Okay, okay, okay. But let's see. If there's any Mexican ones that I would do... Passa Verde. Yeah, I'd probably go ranch, ketchup. And then just hot... Can I say hot sauce?

In general? Hot? Just hot sauce? Yeah, just hot sauce. Yeah, surprise. Doesn't matter what brand. Just something. All right, if you had to watch one e-sport, come on.

Philosophy is his name. Is there anything as a kid you thought you'd never be into that as an adult you now love? For me, it'd be golf. thought it was boring as a kid. That's a good question. I like that one. I feel like I learn a lot more stuff now. It's a great question.

I didn't give a fuck about in school. Like learning about space and shit? Yeah. If I do it on my own time, I'll pay attention. But if I did it in school, I wasn't pay attention at all. Same. That's really the number one. Whenever I want to learn something now as an adult, I will do it.

Yeah. That's fair. Um. The thing is, is I don't need eight hours to learn shit. I don't really know. I went to school to fucking. That's a really great question though. Pick up.

I actually want to answer this one. Huh? I'm trying to think my brain is fucking turned off right now, bro. That I know. I can't really think of anything right now. Oh, I know. Plants. Garden.

Well, actually, I've always had a green thumb. My mom always had plants. I got nothing, bro. Warring as a kid. Because I didn't really think much was. Vibe coding, dude. Like, I never thought was going to be. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, I don't really got an answer to that. That's a fucking hard question. That's a real noodle provoker right there. And his name's philosophy. This guy's a deep thinker. Yeah, I would say. Well, but his is so simple. It's golf.

Yeah, like, I mean. Like documentaries, I guess, maybe. Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. You didn't watch any documentaries growing up? No, but right now I'll watch a documentary. What I wish I was into now in this day and age that I was,

into in high school. Like, I read a lot in high school, like books on books, but we didn't have the internet back then, so maybe that would have changed something. But, like, I think I'd like, like, some sci-fi books, Z for Sakariah. I'd like to read that again. My initial, what I was going to say is I haven't done it yet,

but I feel like something I like, like, fishing, space, whatever, planes. Like, I can listen to a book. I wouldn't be able to read one, like, in hand, but I can drive and listen. one for sure. Yeah, same. I can't I can't read right now. I'll be in the middle of a paragraph

and then all of a sudden a single sentence sends my brain into like a whoa, what if we... Then I'm back on. What the fuck was I reading just now? You have ADHD, bro. Severe. Some say. All right, that's a good one. Did everybody ask? What are you? I genuinely can't think of an answer to that.

Philosophy, I love that question. Because as a kid, I didn't really... You feel so final right now? He's like I stumped. He probably does. I think is a great question. I don't really think much was boring as a kid, so it's like, and I don't really have any hobbies right now that I wasn't doing as a kid, so it's like, I don't really know. That's a fucking good one. Like, what am I doing right now that I didn't do back then?

Yeah, I've been doing the same shit for- Same. Ever. Painting train still. You know, like, fucking drawing still. Fucking playing call duty still. Maybe a fucking good old nap. You? I already said, man.

Which is? I said learning. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. That's a good one, philosophy. Shield says, what's the oldest age you would want to live until or you want to live as long as possible? Give me 87. I'll do 87.

Until I start feeling like, just until I start like feeling the effects. Without pain. Until I'm no longer getting up out of bed. Yeah. Until my like leg stopped working, shit like that. What about anyone help me like day to day? Just. Yeah, I'm not going to.

Wipe my ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once it's time to wash me up and shit, just. just yeah man get me out of the ass yeah you know what there should be a service okay like if you're

I was gonna go I chat this is let my brain let my let my let my ADHD brain fucking have its moment okay

this is the sort of thing that my brother would just say without any thought about how whether people are gonna take it or can't believe hacks has these sort of thoughts they come

they give you a gum of cinnamon they pry your mouth open they just dump cinnamon in your mouth I mean that's just torture at that point I mean, it's time for you to go. You just want to go out in a spicy fucking... A cinnamon mountain.

Right, that would be awful. Where I was going is that... Dust coming out with this. What I was going is like, you know, let's say, you know, you're old, right? Like, 83, 90. You don't want to go out on a bed, right? You just don't... That's not the way that you foresee.

I personally have always said, if I have a choice between dying of fucking painful cancer where everybody around me is a fucking just I'm a burden to everyone or fighting a great white shark let me fight a great white shark in the water and then that way

would you rather just fucking lame or would you rather you too and so say what if you died fighting a shark in this shit that's kind of how I want to go out just you know it's crazy this is before AI but it looks

AI as fuck no bro because what if you get what if the shark just it kills you in four bites but it one arm the next arm then the leg it lets you float for like two minutes you're just like ah yeah but but think about this think about this in your wikipedia page it's gonna say he passed in you know 2045 fighting a shark the shark died also it wasn't like shark attack it was like died in a shark fight yeah he he he did the shark looked at him in fucking sideways and shit I dove into the ocean. Actually, now that I think about it. Or I kind of went that on my tunes. I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

Go out in a blaze of glory. Hell yeah. That's what I'm saying. If somebody says, you literally got like two weeks to live, I'd be like, all right, next week,

the week where I'm cool, I'm going to hang out with live with live with all the family, blah, I'm going to live, you with my family. But then the last week, I am going to try every drug imaginable and then on the seventh day

I'm fighting a shark. In a shark cage. Holy shit. That'd be a shark cage. And I leave the, and I'm like, You think you'd want to train a little bit? You're just going to go on a drug escapade and then fucking try to fight the apex

You're going to die regardless. Like, boom, it's done. You don't know that. Bro, my left day would be a moot. You don't know that. You wake up, rob a bank. Yeah, okay. You steal a police car.

You drive through your favorite store. You drive through fucking lows. Loz. Loves. You pull up to your favorite diners, stick it up, leave. You drive into the ocean, fight or stuff. Come here, come here, come here. Stand right here.

I got a question, I got a question. I got a question. This is the last question that I'm going to ask. Actually, you can use sets. You can use Sets microphone. No, you're good, man. Come on, man. As I'm preparing to fight the shark.

I drive the car into the ocean. Here, get on in here. Yeah, yo, Shatsy, if you were, like, if they said, hey, you're dying December something. Yeah. You're 83 years old. Yeah. You've lived all your life.

And they say, hey, you're either going to die of sickness or what would your or be? How would you rather die? Probably get shot. Yeah, right? Like, imagine. What do you mean? Yeah, right. Yeah.

Like, he signs up for the service that I'm talking about. It's like, it's like an Uber for euthanasia. And then essentially what you do is like, how does like, hey, I don't want to be a burden to my family and I want to do that. I'm going to sign up for like a drive bite. No. Yeah, yeah. No, yeah, 100%. I want to get kidnapped.

And then I want to get taken to you. What did you say? Fighting a shark. Because my Wikipedia is going to say, it's not going to say, Hector died with his family around him of fucking cancer or some shit. Or my Wikipedia can say Hector died fighting a shark. The shark also died. Tiger.

We'll see you guys next week. Pizze. Yeah. Look at this shark also died.