OpTic Podcast - CHALLENGING ALL KEYBOARD PLAYERS | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 47

Episode Date: October 27, 2021

This week we have Scump, Dashy, HECZ, and Hitch on The OpTic Podcast to talk about Keyboard & Mouse players switching to controller, $4M in donations, FaZe going public, and dream cars. Leave a comment below to be featured in next weeks episode!  Go to http://purple.com/optic and use Code optic to get 10% off any order of $200 or more! Check out the OpTic Podcast here:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047 https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQG CHALLENGING ALL KEYBOARD PLAYERS | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And me and him went to his garage. She was showing me his car and shit. And he's like, I'm going to be one of the biggest streamers on Twitch. And this was like, you know, way, way back. Like, no one knew train wrecks at this point. And I was like, all right, bet. Like, go for it. And he actually fucking did it.

That shit is so dimpable. Podcast. What? I wanted to be creative for Halloween. Oh, my God. We're going to have to redo that. I'm not off to Pine Park. It's not even what.

First of all, I'm in Texas and it's 12. Anyway, all right. Welcome to episode number 47 of the Optic Podcast. Purple Mattresses is a sponsor for this episode. Guess why?

We have a special guest. Some of you guys haven't seen in a long, a long time. None other than. Bruce. Yeah. I'm here.

You know, you're here, but where have you been? I mean, I've been back home in Canada. It was a relaxing offseason. I had to just reset because I'm going to be locked in,

you know? Well, Seth didn't go home to reset. I mean, This is his home. A technical was home. And I'm still locked in all the time. Yeah. I mean, he's just...

A perma lock. Yeah. I'm a lock jet. Watch this. I will say this, though. You're done. You're so done with that. It's actually so sad for you, Miller.

I know, it's a sad time. It's a sad time. It was a great run. It was a great run. Well, how high did you reach? Yeah. So I got rating. And then I, my peak was like one, like top 150, but then now I'm like top 350 because...

Top 150? And a global. Oh, and a. You were top 150, Radiant? Yeah. Oh, my God. I was literally better than him, like, when he first started. Probably still him.

I'm like, so I'm top 350 now because I went on a little loser's key round. Dude, that's, that's impressive. Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah. It goes to show. Uh, I'm sniping to a jet. I'm sniping to a jet. I saw. But the fact, I mean, this goes to show.

I want to see keyboard players come play some control shit and see if they can get top 150 in a, in a ranked game that doesn't have good rankings. There's no way. Zero shot. Listen, from someone that's played both, it's kind of hard to, it's kind of hard to argue that, though, because going from controller to keyboard is so different from going to keyboard and controller or to controller. Like, and if you didn't start on one input, it's talking about the other one like you did is kind of, it's kind of impossible to do. Yeah. All I'm saying.

But it's still typical. Yeah. It's very typical. It was great run. But I feel like going to, going from a keyboard and mouse to control. controller has got to be so much harder. Oh, I feel like going from controller to keyboard and mouse is probably more natural than going from keyboard and mouse to control. I don't know.

I felt pretty weird for me. Like when I first started like three years ago, four years ago, when I played CS, I was so bad for the first two months. Like I actually, like I have to look down on my keyboard is like, that's how you move in. My battalion, my battalion 1944 montage, which is obviously one of the best sniping monsters. Anyway, I did that. I looked down, even in in Minecraft, what I was going to say though, did you play any pros while you were? on your way to radium? Yeah, I played with the Sub Rosa twice.

I played, I don't know if I played against them, but I played against, like, a lot of, like, top, like, pro-Ams or, like, I don't know what that's called over there, but the actual pros I played with was twice with Sub-Rosa and one time with Sam, Sam was Godlike. Yeah? Soap Rose was Godlike, too, but Sam, like, just took over. Yeah?

We did some duo shit. He was raised. I was jet. He had 27 to 22. I was like, yo, good shit, Sam. Yeah, and then 13-11 grew up. Didn't know we were? No.

No. And then, but then he followed me on Twitter after. That was pretty dope. He was like, damn, he's a lot of followers. Did you run into anybody that did know who you were? Yeah, a lot of them. That's why I have to play with the stream remote thing on because then I would be at like,

because before I was streaming, no delay, and then it's S&D, so people can just stream watch your shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just getting like, okay, I'm not doing that. Bro, they talk hell of shit. They do. I remember playing Val with them a couple times, and bro, people would like come at your neck, bro.

I remember some kids called me like, you fat ginger, like you suck, and we smoke their shit on Icebox. Remember that? Were you playing with us? Remember they were like going so hard on shit talk? Yeah, they were. We literally waited until the end of the game after we beat them

because they were calling us like cod kids, like go back to controller. And then we beat them. It's like, when people do that and you're like top bragging, it's like, dude, what are you even talking shit about? Like, we're literally beating you so you suck. Yeah. You're roasting yourself. You suck.

Yeah. Does it bother you when people talk shit? No. I mean, it depends what they say. You? No, it doesn't bother me. It bothers him. Yeah.

It bothers him extremely. Nah, it depends what they say, bro. Well, fat ginger kids. That one kind of cut deep at the time because I actually was a little bit chunky at the time. Is that one starting running? Because that vow game? No, that was like months and months. That was like during our season.

Yeah, that was a long time ago. But no, I'm down 17, probably 17 to 20 pounds right now, depending on fluctuation. You're looking sharp. Man, you've got a haircut. Hitch hasn't had a haircut. Yeah, it's been a minute. Actually, look at this thing above me. No, I mean, like, I'm hoodie season right now.

That's why I'm. You got to get a fresh cut before the game drops up, because we're going rogue. Yeah. Yeah. We're about to be pulling sessions. We're to Drake in too deep. Dude, that, I can't wait for the launch, man.

That, like, first couple weeks are always so much fun. Nobody knows how to play yet, and everybody's just kind of just... Yeah. S&D is really fun the first couple weeks. It is. It's not like anyone. knows any like nerd strats or like any like angles like that so it's just like natural yeah it's just like four before hitting sights gunny and it's just like

trusting your instincts you know it's indeed like I think it's gonna be me I'm I'm looking instincts yeah can I wait fresh it's gonna be fun kickoffs for the kickoffs I like I like watching the kickoffs just people are always like in between rounds are like no if you go here look here yeah and then usually like you're like tripled up in tourney so you're like learning like okay you're in a 2b2 3 you're tripled up and turn it's your point just tors here my else time don't report this shark we got a 454 they're like played a 2v2 but don't report that well last year was kind of crazy because of all the different 25ks that all the different CDL teams ran yeah that was like fair I know you

got stacked up on so did I yeah I got stacked up on multiple times in those so I mean we did win one though we did win one finally when we got a good team we won immediately right which one does y'all Florida one I think Florida one Was that the one? It was like a very it was just a variant one like a shirt or sweaty? Was that me you wasn't it me you sim? Alec and Alec yeah I mean we finally got a good team I don't is that rule is that was that rule that was that that was that there was last year in place this year where you can't have three of you guys in the same team Yeah, yeah, yeah, so okay so just making sure well now they can play with formal since he's not You know what I mean?

He's first our old squad from last year Seth just wants to win. He wants a fair team. Well, I hate playing tournaments that are like drafted or and then I just look at my team and it's like, bro, we're going to lose. No, I hate when you look at a tournament and you know who's going to win before that like anyone plays a single game. Yeah.

Because you're just looking at it like this guy is like these guys are obviously going to win. Like there's tournaments where like it's content creators and pros and then you'll play like just a stack team of like. Zooma and. No. Well, that, yeah, like last year, bro. Because they would allow last year, they would allow retired pros to be considered content creators.

So you'd have like, content creator last year. So you'd have like Damon, two pros in the league and then like another X pro. You have like almond and like Tommy. And it was like a 5.5. I was like, what? Yeah. This is like a pro team right here.

They would just super stack. And it's like, bro. Like, yeah, it's supposed to be fun. And you guys are. Right. I've already gotten, I've already gotten my first invite for one.

And whoever, who invited me said, it's three content creators and one pro in a 4 v4 tournament and no ex-pro that has ever had any CWL or CDL history is considered, they're going to be considered a pro. Okay, good. It's like, how many teams are you going to get? Three content creators and one pro? Yeah. How many content creators are there?

A million. And that are pros that aren't, have never played CDLs at this point? What are you looking for like Valca's at this point? How many teams are you going to get? I was like, well, that works perfectly for us. It's just me, Blake, George, and... Hey, man. You play two.

You're down, right? So it's like, no. I'm not. I'm finding a way to swind on the system. And then I play against Aiden, fucking... Aiden, let's see, who... Biffle, fucking Super Evan and... Oh, okay, we could take that.

Just throwing a pro. In an MP, we could take them. Yeah, in a fucking S&D game, for sure. Well, yeah, but you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I'm excited for it. Obviously, like, I played a little bit of it.

The way that... I didn't even get a chance to look, see, watch, or experience S&D. But from what everybody's saying is that old mental optic are going to continue to reign supreme. I can't wait for Umu, bro. Yeah, it was going to be... Dude, we vibe on Umu. We'll just... Oh, it's so much fun.

I feel bad for Matt because now Matt has to go really set my shit up. Because right now it's set up, but it's not set up. You know what I mean? It's not a good, good, like, set up. I'm talking about, you know, I don't want my shit. I want to be able to record voice and play voice. And right now I don't have that. I don't have any of my hype up music.

When I was in a 1V1, S&D, like, I will press a button and I will get hyped up from like the last of the Mohican soundtrack. Wait, so that was that was that was that was that was one clip that map like posting on Ramaza. That's what it was. So you like press something that and like you just started like going rogue with daddy. No, I'm not in the rogue. You saw what happened. It was rogue. No, it was a 1v1.

I need to make moves. It was rogue. Absolutely. Look, I don't care. Like, I've seen my game. You know what I mean? I can make fun all y'all want.

It's going to be crazy that we're going to have two years on that engine. Like, instead of having a break with Cold War, like how we did last time where it was like MW, then Cold War,

then back to the MW engine, we got two years on the MW engine. Back to back coming up? Yeah. That's what, that's what I mean, shit, we're fine with that.

Yeah. You run it back. Just because apparently, the next COD's NW2 again. Sure, right? Yeah. Wait, is it?

Yeah. Morfair 2 is what it's called. Love it. Look, I'll talk as much as I can't, but I do appreciate a good, a good Infinity Ward. I mean, although they don't fuck with us, like, on the competitive side, they do, they do. You know what I mean? They do make good. They make good guys.

Boy, they make them good. It's going to be weird. Well, actually, dude, playing in the MW throwback, isn't it crazy how big, how loud the footsteps are? Yeah. In comparison to Vanguard. I mean, people would literally, you in that game, you'd wait for Deddy, then make a play. You literally can't move without it. You can't make a play without Denny.

Unless you're just like hitting a site and fucking just bullying. How did a hard point play 4B4? It's kind of good. I liked it. It was good. The spons were different. Like, there were a couple times we got like smoke by spawns. Like, we thought we could push up.

Yeah. And they just spawned behind us and we were like, that's never happened. So squad spawns on 4B4 is like... They were different. Different? I mean, yeah, there's just less people. less people influencing spons. Yeah.

It looked way more fun to watch. Yeah, no. But I couldn't tell if it played better. It played way better. That's going to be fun then. So I hope next year, Vanguard, I mean, obviously I hope that the movement's already good. It feels clean, but I hope that squad spons, like, aren't a thing.

Because if squad spons aren't a thing, from the beta that we played, it already looks promising. Because that was only, what, four maps of the 16 that are releasing? Yeah, and two of them were pretty good. And two of them were already like pretty solid. Yeah. So there's no way 12 go done. Not going to love.

Get a lot of the hook. What was that one snow map we played? I couldn't see shit. Which one? Oh, uh. That's like a pub map. That yeah, that's like a ground map. Which one?

I don't even want to know. Red star thing. Red star, yeah. Oh my God. I'm petrified of that map. I hated that Guantanamo. What was it called? What was it called?

Gwobobababascati. That's something different. With the beach You're talking about the one with the beach? Yeah, yeah. Oh, Guam. It was not Guam. I'm talking about

I don't know, I didn't play. I literally, the map that was raining and there was the big ship. My issue with the beta was that I had to use the PlayStation 4 controller and I'm like,

one is just like a new controller. The joysticks were too loose in my opinion. Wait, for what? Wait, you don't use the PS4 controller? What do you use? Oh, the PlayStation 5, sorry, the PlayStation 5 controller.

Oh, you're talking about the beta one. Yeah, what are you guys? talking about. Well, you're talking about the console one. Yeah. Where, we played... Oh, you got to see... I didn't get to play the PC one. Yeah, because Matt, the way the Matt set up my fucking thing

is that every time I turn on Call of Duty, like, the power, all of it goes to Call of Duty. And I'm like, I'm like, Matt, don't do that. Give more power to something else. Oh, like, you port forwarded his... PS5? Somebody... Someone did it.

It may have been Matt. That's all I had to say. It may have been Matt. For the open Nat? No, I don't know. I'm talking about overclocking his PC, but I don't know what he's hard. I don't know. Who the fuck overclocked your PC?

I don't know. Did someone overclock my PC? I don't know what overclocking is. Anyway, topic number one, dashy, what is your opinion on this, man? Faye's going public with a $1 billion valuation. Close to a billion. That's like $700 million, but cool. I think it's great.

I have no clue what it's about, but I'm sure. So they're going to go public. It's a SPAC. It's a SPAC. Yeah, it's got to be good. Are you familiar with the SPAC? No. All right.

So is it like cryptosin, like all that stuff? No, it's not like crypto. It's actually on the, on the trade of markets. The thing is, is like other e-sports organizations have gone public, too. But this is the one that's obviously going to be the one that defines the offering, right? Yeah. Phase is like the company that could do something like that because they have the fans to actually interact and move the needle on that. But a billion dollar valuation as part of the spec, that's a billion dollars.

I mean, I just see a billy. Like, it's got to be good. That's dumb. It's a billion. So does that mean that they're actually valued at a billion? No. Does that mean that they're valuing it at a billion to start? To start.

Yeah. Damn. Something along. It's like 700 mill, I think, is what I didn't read through it. But this morning I got a text on me, yo. And I was like, yo, I fucking text a day. I mean, yo, brats, motherfucker. So what happens then?

If they're valued at 700 million and they start into like the public market, what has, does that like mess with the price? Well, I'm going to, I'm going to answer the question that you're actually asking without asking it. Okay, the people who own stock originally are probably like in a lockup period of some sort where they can't sell any of their shares for a while. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, I know that. Phase is, like, phase is telling themselves that they're worth a billy.

Is that what it is? Not the research and market and data. So that's what it means, right? Like that whole, damn. Well, if you think about it, like, is Tesla worth $100. What are they worth, Matt? 101 trillion? But, like, they're, like, projecting, right?

I'm guessing they're projecting that they're going to be worth it. I mean, it's like, it's all speculative. It's all behind, you know, like, well, first of all, let's just focus on the fact. One, congratulations to everyone over a phase. That is fucking mega-sick. Grats to you guys. I'm so happy.

Phase up. Face up. Congratulations. What? Anyway. So, yeah, congrats to them. Look, there's going to be more, obviously. It's just the way of the world.

That's super cool, though. Does their fans get to be, you know, owner, they'll have ownership in the, in the group. Would you say this is like a guinea pig type thing? No, I think other, other orgs have already done that, but they're... But on this level? On this level, no one's done it in the United States. It's done, it's been done in Canada.

It just hasn't been done in the United States. These will, like, these dudes are going to be on NASDAQ. I don't know. It's a SPAC. We don't, we don't really know. Alec Baldwin accident. Dude, did you hear about this shit? It's so fucked up.

That's one. I don't understand how that happened though how was there a live gun on the set it's a prop gun and they shoot blanks to make the noise for the movie yeah and they use real guns because nobody wants to see fake guns on movies so they use real guns in a blank

essentially it doesn't have the bullet part it just has the shell in the chamber but with the it has to have the gun pattern too or whatever's in it to make it pop I'm not gonna lie to this day I don't know idea what a blank was. I didn't know what a blank was.

Well, when someone says shooting blanks. Grab that. Yeah, I understand. I understand. There's a bullet back there. Because you always say you shoot blanks. There's several bullets back there. Yeah. So this is actually, this is taken out. Yeah. The part that goes into you when you get shot. But the more that you're shooting down the barrel, shit accumulates. Right. It's not something like they didn't clean it. I don't know if it was an actual bullet or if it wasn't an actual bullet. But I know that somebody passed away and that's unfortunate. I know that Alec Baldwin hates fucking guns. he's anti-gun

you know what I mean he could not live in Texas you know what I'm saying but he's anti-gun and he killed somebody but it was an accident and Alec Baldwin's one of my favorite comedians on TV it's a crazy scenario man dude the lady was 42 years old man

42 my age I don't have they released like what actually happened because I saw a bunch of theories that it could have been like a shell that broke and when it got shot the broken part of the shell was what yeah it was it was for the movie Rust, right? It was for the movie Rust. And Alex Baldwin was practicing, aiming a gun at the camera,

right? Because that's the scene. The scene said, pointed at the camera so that the, us, the watcher can feel like he's pointing at us. Blasted one, hit the lady, and, you know, tragedy happened. I don't understand what happened to the other guy, though, because wasn't there two people? There were two people. So I guess by one shot, it hit collateral? I don't know if he shot twice. He's like, and the second one, like, injured the guy and didn't have a fatality attached to it. But I feel bad for everybody involved. Like, especially the family, man. Like, it's a freak accident.

It happened to Brandon Lee. Wait, what's his name? What was Bruce Lee's son? Brandon Lee. This has happened before? No, yeah. This has happened before. I were hearing about this.

Twice, twice. Brandon Lee, the son of Bruce Lee. And then somebody else before that. But it's happened before. On the set of The Raven, do you remember that movie The Raven? You probably was way too young for that. I remember the three-eyed Raven. No, that's something else.

That's a rare. Dude, are you going to watch the spinoff? Dude, I don't know if I can, bro. What do you mean? Dude, they choke the ending so bad. I can watch the spinoff. I'll watch it. I mean, I'm being weird.

I'll watch it. I do not think they choke the ending. Well, they choked the ending. They choked the end. I'll say this. The public outrage? This is a little extreme, but I don't think I'll ever have heartbreak how they gave me heartbreak. I could go through life and, you know, I've been in and out of long-term relationships,

and I've never felt heartbreak the way that I felt that season eight. Oh, yeah. Well, what about Nate and Ted? Was that not heartbreak? Who? Nate, the Great, and Ted Lasso? Oh, no, that wasn't heartbreaking. That was heartbreaking to me.

That was not heartbreaking. I still haven't seen that. Okay, then we're not going to talk about it. But I'll never forget, like, when it was over and I saw that last episode, and then the whole next day, I don't even, like, I was so, I was so ruined. The whole next day, I was just like, just crushed. I was, I loved it. I couldn't think about anything else.

I didn't love it, but I didn't mind it. I'm happy with it. I'm still, like, I've, I've stopped myself from restarting that show at least five times during COVID, at least five times in this last year. And I don't think, I think I'm going to give it, like, two more years before. watch it again. I'll definitely rewatch it, but I've tried twice, and I'm just like, it's not time. You're going to

rewatch it? Yeah. That is a journey, row. It's such a good journey. I got, I got it's a good journey. I got Brandon's mom hitting me up. She's like, hey, I hope you're well. I miss my baby. Did you land today? Yesterday. Yesterday, how was home? Tell us a little bit, but what did you do? I did absolutely nothing. I mean,

I just relax, you know, in my crib, you know, how did my setup? And what's the NBA and shit? pretty much. I'm like so like I just like pretty much just chill there with the fam and just caught up with everyone and then game and then hit Radiant down here.

There's about to be basketball on all the time now. Yeah, I always have like a game playing but not too loud because Davis is streaming but I'll just put it on a little bit. Yeah, just make sure your camera's not pointing out. Who's your team this year? I'm sorry? I'm support. Well, I'm always going to be a Raptors then but I'm always like this year I'm going for like I'm a Steph fan. So like I want the Warriors.

and just because just for step though just for like he gets like all like you know like like the prize the cake is clay playing this year yeah he's playing but like in like two months like three months bro he he actually went through so much shit he hasn't played since 2019 yeah that's crazy because he tours ACL and then when he was supposed to come back like he was ready like that month like a year ago and then tours Achilles oh and he hasn't played in two and a half years dude that I feel like I haven't heard his name and I mean I heard the thing is is like that's like the biggest tragedy about athletes. Look at like I always always always bring up Derek Rose. Yeah.

Could have man like he was so good and then his knee just let him let him down. That's so tragic. Imagine that sucks. And he was so young too. Like he was like 22 when it happened. And he's my favorite players too. I remember watching him at the time. Yeah. This guy's different. Second come. No not the second coming of he could have been no. No, I used a point card. Yeah but like he was. Are you talking about for the Bulls? Yeah. Like he could he could he could he could have Look, the Bulls right now snapping up.

They're the only three in all team right now. Now, the Warriors are. What? Warriors are three now. Are they? Yeah. I know what's talking about the Warriors. You're such a bandwagon?

I'm a Steph fan. I'm not a Warriors fan. But now I'll be, like, I'm jumping on the Warriors bandwink just because Steph's on it. He's leading the train. What about the Lakers? Lakers? We were saying, we got to go to a Mavs Lakers game whenever they're here. Yeah.

Yo. We have to. I want to go to a Mavs Warriors game. We have to page about it. I want to go to a Mavs game this year for sure. Let's just go. Let's just have those two games, Lakers and Warriors. Courtside.

Yes. We watch Stefan McHector. Fuck out of here. What the fuck? What? Why on me? You got connections. Yeah, but I got to pay for them.

If I got to pay for them, you got to pay for them. Don't I broke around me, man. Come on. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. I'm down to go, though. The thing is, like, the American Airlines Center is, like, is super, super dope. I was on board till you guys at court side.

And then I'm like, I don't think my. Seth got it. Seth got you. You've done so much for him? Good looks, bro. Wait, have you guys Watch the game courtside? Yeah, you probably have.

Yeah, twice. How dope is it? It's got to be so like, it's got to be four. It's got to ruin your experience though, no? It's like first class. It's like 100% It's like first class. It has to ruin your experience.

So the first time I went to a courtside game was I went to go see LeBron play against the Atlanta Hawks. I was sitting courtside with Duncan ormonger, yeah? Right? And whatever. She was fucking awesome. I mean, I can't watch a game like this ever again. Then there's this.

dude here in Texas whose name is verbal, he's an old school Twitch guy. We've known that dude since like fucking the beginning of time. He, through some, you know, whatever has court side tickets. Not just court side tickets. Like middle court, court side. Damn, bro. Right? And I'm like, and the first one he invites me to is the one where they were playing against the 76ers.

So I DM Ben. I'm like, yo, I'm going to be court side. Give me your fucking jersey at the end of the game. Don't be a prick now. Yeah. Just remember that. And he didn't. But he did come by, say what's up.

And it was cool because when he came to say what's up, Mark who was sitting like in his, Mark Cuban, sorry, Mr. Cuban, Mark, like as if I know him. Mr. Cuban was sitting like on his usual seats and whatever. And because he saw that Ben and I were talking, because we were chopping it up like all through, through practice, blah, blah, blah. He was like, we were talking and then after the game, whatever, the whole thing. Mark, as he's leaving, he's like, he's like, I look at him. I'm like, what's up, Mark?

He's like, hey, he knew that Ben had already said, what's up to me. So he's like, hey, so he reminded, he got closer. He's like, I shook my hand. Really? First time I ever met Mark Cuban. Yeah, he's the man. But we've interacted throughout the years like Mark and I have. Mark and I.

Yeah, that's my guy. Weird flag. Weird. Weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one was weirder than the most. It was pretty cool. Why?

You guys asked. But yes, to tell you. It does ruin your experience. You cannot watch another game. You cannot watch another game. It's like first class. You sit first class. You can't sit economy at that.

You know what they're getting. You know the luxury that they're sitting in. A free $2 glass of champagne. Unless you're Seth, which you're getting like fucking 15 shots of Jack and County. What is this narrative that people are trying to build around me? Dude. That what?

I had one drink on the way to L.A. Two. That's all it starts. Two drinks. Yeah, but what? 15? That makes me sound like I have a problem You can't exaggerate

Okay first of all people don't really believe you had 15 drinks Okay, formal You're not Hector Formal comes in the stream and he's like How many glasses of wine you have last night? You alcoholic? I'm like, what? I'm like, what?

I hadn't drank for a week before that And he's like, how many glasses of wine you have last night? I'm like, I get it. He's throwing the narrative around? I'm like, bro, my whole chat now is like, You drink in the night? I'm like, no. I can't take a picture without people saying

that I'm stoned. Like right now, people are gonna say the use, you just woke up. You who have never haven't smoked in like three years are like,

oh, they want me to be a stoner so bad. They're like, you look high today and I'm like, no. They just want you to give in

to the Pine Park. Yeah, now the Pine Park's the thing. They're kind of like more influenced. I'll say like, Pine Park is free for motion, bro.

It is. Everyone's just like, you're off to Pine Park. And every time I hear it, I'm like, dude, that's a good promo right there. A lot of people say that.

A lot of people say that. Don't do my chat. I do something, quote, quote, faded, a play. And then they're like, fine park. Everyone's like, Pine Park is different. I'm like, I mean, first of all, it is different. I'm like, I mean, it is different. Wait, when does it come out?

Huh? Isn't it, it's out, right? Yeah, it's out in the wild marketplace. Numbers are looking beautiful. You know what I'm saying? Are they? Flowers looking beautiful. Everything's looking beautiful.

The whole thing's looking beautiful. Everything about it. This is game changing. Especially when you implement. We're not going to hear to talk about this. Let's talk about train wrecks, who also partakes in the cannabis. and I know because he posted it I'm not blowing up his spot

he posted it on Twitter Are you just exposing? No, no, no, no. Trade recs you also smokes weed. A lot of weed, yeah. Has given away $4 million to his chat. Wait, what? He said it was $4 million

not including charitable stuff too. Wait, is it four million like straight up or like four million off like the site he gave like he'll just give away like, you know what I'm saying? Oh, like rupees? Yeah. What are they called Rubio's? I have no idea to be honest.

What are they the fucking man? Ruby, guys. He's, he's got away to try. for sure he is crazy he is 100% yeah he he he donated what during the black up blackups three uh show match that we got we did he donated like 7k to charity yeah dude that guy's actually the man he he is you know i have a story about train no go ahead when when i first met train it was after an anaheim event we went to his house they were throwing a party and me and him went to his garage he was showing me his car and shit and he's like i'm gonna be

one of the biggest streamers on Twitch and this was like, you know, way, way back. Like, no one knew train wrecks at this point. And I was like, all right, bet, like, go for it. And he actually fucking did it. That shit is so timpable. Yeah, he's actually typical. I'm not going to get it.

He was like, I'm going to be one of the biggest streamers. I said, all right, bro, like, you know. What are you saying to something like that, right? There's a lot of people that have said, or not saying they were going to be the biggest, but like, oh, dude, I'm going to do this. Like, I said it. Like, people say that. I hear that all the time.

But you don't ever... You said it. You don't ever hear it. You'll say I'm going to be one of the best call-duty players in the world. I mean, not bad. Not wrong. Gameplay speaks for itself. Yeah, a hundred percent.

But that's crazy. That is very, very nice. Four million dollars. I mean, that is, I mean, that is... If you think about, I mean, yeah, awesome, typical bullshit. But they were just talking about Drake, how he also put it out into the universe that he was going to... All right. So I'll start.

Did you guys see it on Instagram? So he posted a picture of himself on Instagram next to a Rolls-Royce, what appeared to be a phantom. And apparently what him and this other dude used to do is they used to spend $5,000 a month to keep up appearances and to keep up that persona, that there were ballers and all this and that. So what ended up happening is the future, correct me from wrong, because I'm paraphrasing here, Future went and found that very specific Rolls Roy's that they used to rent to keep up appearances and he bought it for if that's real that is real that's exactly that's what happened like he he posted it on his Instagram literally bought it for Drake yeah it's not like the guy needs it like it's not like the guy's like yeah it's like the but I mean that's like rich people playing buddy buddy you know I'm gonna buy a rolls or buy a phantom which which even if it's the phantom that you used to sit by. Yeah. That's what made that one fucking super cool. It has to be like a 2005.

What does this? Hey, Matt. What is it? Yeah. So it's like, it's like it's a 2005 Rolls Royce, which still has to be like in the 250s. It honestly arose just does not do it for me. Like looking at it, you know, like how some people You're, you're not about luxury at that point then. You're into like the sportier. Yeah, but still like a La Ferrari. No, like a, like a Bentley for example. You know what I like? You like Benelys?

Yeah. Like, you're, you're picking Bentley over a Rolls? I mean, like, you're like a Bentley or Rolls? I mean, Like, which is obviously not. Like, like, the rose obviously bigger flags. You gotta go with that. Well, no, they take money's not. You could get either one, because you just said. I probably go with the Bentley, honestly.

You would? Well, then you go with the penalty. It's nothing wrong with liking one or the other just because it's cheaper. The roaches does not do it from just looking at it. It does not like give me the- First time I ever saw Rolls-Royce where I was like in real life. I was like, I mean, bring up the Rolls, Royce, Raith, Black badge. You sit in the back of it though, you know, it's like.

Okay, I've never sat in one either, but just looking at pictures, like, I mean, that's shit just has to fit. You have a curtain back there so people can't see you and you have stars on the roof. Yeah, the stars on the roof is what does it for me. Right there, click that one. It's just like luxury. Do you want to drive that? I'm not going to drive that. I had no idea that was stars on the roof. The sinister. There's stars on

the roof of all of them. I'm pretty sure, right? Yeah. There's stars on the roof? Yeah, yeah. I didn't know. I mean, and the newer ones. But yeah, like that one doesn't do it for you. Like, if you go left, left with the main image. That one might be picked up in that. No, left of the main image. Dude. Up. up left. Right. Right. Right. That one.

Like, does that do it for you? It looks like a regular car, right? It's just like... Now, Matt, now, it's the front that's not that attractive for me, bro. Scroll on the left, scroll down, and then we're gonna... I'll tell you when I see what I need to see. Just keep going, just keep going on. Either way, like the...

Look at the suicide doors, bro. Like, what do you mean? That doesn't do it work? I don't know. I personally would, but at the same time, like, if I'm left with the decision, the only reason why I would pick this one over, like, a sports car is because it could fit four people. My mentality is the same as Jacks.

Right. Courage got the Uris because he can fit five people in there. If he would have gotten a regular Lamborghini, he only fits two people. That is true. That is a... Ooh, the... That mini L. The electric bus?

The electric bus? We're going to rolling deep in the electric bus. They're definitely high. Absolutely. Yeah. Anyway, I don't know. I think it's pretty cool. Are you going to ever upgrade your car?

Yeah, I've been thinking about it People were asking me and if I was going to upgrade my car In my stream and I was like, probably not Click on the one that's yellow I just have no desire I love my car Yeah, like that's kind of like That's not even the interior though

That's the thing It's the front that's like not Bro the how much is that car Matt 445 Half a Millie, bro Yeah half a You could get you so what's your dream car I've always wanted a Ferrari

But I was like you could afford your dream car They used to Ferrari and I was like Oh you can't afford that. But I just have no... He doesn't even care.

He said that you can't afford your dream car. I said you can't afford it. If you could afford it, you would have bought it already. I don't need it, though. People know me that if I don't need something, I won't buy it. Oh, trust me. Where's your water bottle?

Am I in the car? Bro, this dude had a... Not that anything wrong with it, but he had a pink to white, to blue, gradient. water bottle that? Yeah. What is that?

Are there extravagant water bottles that I'm missing out on somewhere? To make it cool. It's a water bottle. Hold on. To make it cool, he put like stickers that he found around his house, right? Hold on. There was a pizza one? What was a pizza one?

Devour. I did an ad with Devour. He did an ad for Devoncer. He put the CTRL one. All right, cool. You won't part of the company. All right. I get that one.

But aside from that, I'm like, yo. So he forgot it in my car. And I'm like, I'm like, I got a. I got to hook him up. So I customized it for him. Yeah, he, like, spray-painted. It's actually, it's really dope now. Thank you.

I know, you're welcome. It's cool. But the fact, you know what I mean? It's what we're talking about. I don't know. What is the Facebook? So what is it? You never said your favorite car?

The Ferrari. Okay, the Ferrari. 4-58 or, I don't know if I want the 4-58 anymore. Bring up the 458 and what's your favorite car? The 488 RTB? Probably R-A. R-A. The A-A, it's pretty nasty.

The Audi R-A? The Audi R-A, really? That's why you were looking? I saw Tony Stark drive it. You know, and when I was actually just like, I think when I was still in high school or graduating high school. You get that now. Yeah. I actually test drove one of those.

I was going to go on. That's every Codkid's answer. Got to win champs. Gotta win champs. Gotta win champs to get this. Yeah. So what's the price tag on that match? She, what are saying?

It's a Lambo, Ventador. Like, well, that's my favorite car. That's my dream car. Probably like, what, 238? 240? Yeah, around that 240 239 Look up Eventador, Maddie

That's actually my dream car What did I say R8? The Eventador is 400 450 somewhere That's 400 flat That car is so nasty Yeah, it's nasty That's the one that's my dream car

That's yeah That's the one that I will get But now that I'm 40 I feel like I can't get it now Look at that black one right What do you mean you can't get that That's the time to get it When I'm 40

It's gonna look like it was like It's like just me and live Me and Jude what happens to live You know what I mean? Like, where's she got? Well, this is your car, and then you have your other cars that you take for family occasion. I don't know.

I just, I don't know. So now, now I've sort of graduated to get, to getting. I'm not a car guy, but that shit is fucking insane. You know what I'm saying?

It looks like a spaceship. That brings out like the 16 year old in me. I'm just like, dude, I want to drive that. Yeah, like you, like that shit zooms for sure.

Yeah, it zoos. Bro, look at that one too. Yeah. Again. Yeah, that's crazy.

I think I've gotten to the point. I'm like, I have to get a four-seater. I can't even get that no more. What you're going to get a minivan? I just look at the front. No, I literally just have the race. The rolls rolls, rolls, rate. I mean, Jude's still got the wagon?

Yeah, though. You get one wagon, one. Event at war. Yeah. It won't make it up my driveway. That's the other thing. All right. Gene edited pig, kidney was successfully transplanted into a human.

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All right, so the pig thing. So they successfully transplanted a pig because we are more closely related to pigs than apes. I don't know if you guys knew that. I did not know that. Okay, well, that's a thing. Anyway, so here it is. I will now tell everyone I know.

And that's fucked up because we eat a lot of pigs. Yeah, yes, we do. Bacon. So we should switch to eating monkeys? Is that what you're saying? No, I'm just saying it. I didn't know that. Now I feel bad for the pigs.

Anyway, move it up a little bit, Matt. I'm trying to get Seth to see some of this red stuff. In major scientific advance, a pig kidney is successfully transplanted to a human. This is amazing, but it's also bad for the pigs. right like and look I'm a hypocrite I eat I eat meat all day long but I also do feel like there needs to be some more humane way of stopping that you know what I mean because it's it's true some of the shit that I see and I'm a I'm a lover of animals this is just crazy it had absolutely normal functions as Dr. Robert Montgomery who led the surgical team last month NYU land gone health it didn't have this immediate rejection that it would that we were worried about That's, look. I guess you can say those doctors were going ham. I'll be honest, I saw your face for like 10 seconds, and I saw you working up to something.

I didn't know all of a sudden. He was brewing. Yeah. I didn't know that that poetically delivered punchline was. That's pretty good. So anyway, so the first person to live a thousand years has already been born is what this article that I was reading said. What that means is that science? Huh?

Was it not? Were you reading the onion? No, I was, I don't remember. I just come up. I just read shit. But I believe in that. I believe that when I say that I'm going to live until 103 years old, I mean it. You know what I mean?

I mean it. Because think about it. How stubborn you are. It probably true. Yeah. Dude, it is like, speaking to exist. He's going to hit 80 and be like, I got 20. I got this shit.

I know. I'm going to hit 80 still look like this. All of you are going to be bald probably. No. That's my biggest fear. Is it? Bald, absolutely. There's no offense to all the balls out there.

Yeah, yeah, no offense, obviously. Hey, some people can fucking rock bald. I'm not wonderful. I'm not going to. Clint, Maven? He rocks bald. I mean, yeah, he's a good looking guy. The thing.

He rocks. He's a bald dashy. He calls himself that. He's self, I don't know, he's up reclaimed that, though. Ball dashy. That's why he looks good. You know, he just has half of my gene. Yeah.

I don't know. Would you want to live? Would you want to live to be a thousand? This being said, What? I hit 200. I'm like, I'm good. Yeah.

I feel like that's OD, a thousand. You're like a vampire at that point. Yeah, you would be. There's no way your body holds up. What do you think life looks like a thousand years? I'm going to tell you what life looks like at fucking 40. Just to give you an idea as to how that just will never work. I think 100.

I think 75 is good enough. If you spend it, if you spend it well, I think that's good. There's no way we're hanging out. There's no way we're hanging out where we're 250 trying to like get bitches. You know what I mean? It's like, yeah, you got your great did everything and shit. I mean, unless they like, unless you don't age, like you're 250, but you still look 30? So that's a true vampire.

Yeah, that's a true vampire. So that is when you're 75, you look 16? What I'm saying is. So they're saying you'll be a thousand in your body still deteriorating. Yeah. You probably feel horrible. You're going to be like a prune. You would feel so bad.

No, because of the replace. So in theory, what we're talking about here, and I've spoken to this with Crim Six, and he and I both agree that we would. If somebody came to you and said, I have these fucking lungs that are made of plastic that will work. Will you transfer your fleshy weakness and have something more permanent? I said, yeah, absolutely it would. I said, no. It replaced the whole thing.

Just leave my brain attack. Let me be me. You're on some altered carbon shit. Have you seen altered carbon? Not yet. That shows goaded. Is it? Yeah.

No. But in theory, what we're saying is that by doing this, you extend your life a little bit more. Because if you don't die of kidney cancer, as this dude did, because they transplanted it and it didn't have to harm a human or you didn't have to, like, get it from another human. That shit's crazy. Imagine being that dude that signed up for it. Yeah.

It's like, hey, imagine that conversation. The doctor walks in and like, hey, we don't have a human for you. But you can be the guinea pig. Dude. What's worse is like, hey, you know what I'm saying? Like, sorry, like you, we, it's the United States. We don't have free health care. You're going to have to pay for this or we can pay you to put this in here.

That is so wild though. The more I read it, a pig kidney was transplanted into a human and it worked. Yeah. Dude, imagine that operation table. There's got to be some side-ex. There's a human laying there unconscious with his stomach open. Yeah. And then there's a pig.

With an apple in his mouth. There's got to be some side effects that we're not seeing. Yeah, he fucking oinks. He oinks when he boinks. You know what I mean? That guy, if that guy has a good sense of humor, he's probably making so many good jokes right now. He just comes up.

He's like, what do you do? Do you go on tour? You don't know what do you do? What do you want to eat? I don't know, feeling carrots. I don't know. All right. And to our last and final,

what would you want, would you want to live that long, Seth? What would you do? Let's say you have guaranteed 150 years. Let's start there. I don't even know. I feel like that's kind of like bad. Like I feel like if you have a time frame that you're supposed to live in, then like you know that.

But if you like if you can live the 150, everything just becomes. I don't know. I feel like the stress of like how do you know, how do you work? Like how do you? Let me reposition the question. How do you? Let me reposition the question. If you could have the choice of knowing, knowing today when it is that you're going to pass away, when it is that your life is going to die.

I don't think I want to know. I wouldn't want to know. No. Would you want to know? Absolutely not. I'm way too anxious. You did find out it was like next month. You'd be like, what the fuck?

And then like, yeah, but what if they say it? Yeah, it's next month and it's a, it's a plane crash. Everybody goes out that I just won't get in planes. Nah, there's no. But then final. Oh. Final destination. Or, yeah, some shit like that's going to happen.

We're like, oh, wait, you know about finessing. They're going to come for you're going to die. You're going to get snipped through by fucking. Yeah. You can't shoot death. H-chew window. Nah, it's something's. So I would want to know.

I would never want to know. I would never want to know. I'm way too anxious for that. I wouldn't want to know because I would be trying to do everything and I would only be trying to do everything because I would want to spend more time with my family. And I should want that already, which I do, but not to that level where I'm like, I'm fuck work, fuck everything.

I'm just hanging out with them. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I don't know. I don't think I personally would. But if you think about a thousand years and you think about compound interest, then you would once. Would you know how you want it?

Like, you know how I'm saying? Like, when, but like, how? Listen, I'll tell you one thing. And I told you this. And I told everybody that I know in my family and everybody. They know that if I ever get sick, terminal illness, I'm disappearing. I'm going to say my goodbyes. I'm not going to let them go through all the shit that I'm going through.

I'm gone. I'm going to go fight a bear. Hector died fighting a fucking shark. He lost, but he fought the shark. That's a respectable show. Yeah. I could tip an ego child when I see one. He's not a child a half.

Dude, if it's between those three billboards outside of Missouri, I think is the name of the movie. Oh, yeah, yeah. I know that. I haven't seen that movie, but apparently the acting is like phenomenal. The whole movie's awesome, but in it, I think it's Woody Harrelson. I don't know who it is. It may be. It may not.

But he got diagnosed with, there is. Yeah, Woody Harrelson. I don't want to ruin it. So if you guys are thinking of watching three billboards outside. Ebbing Missouri. Is it crazy? Dingledge is in it. It's really good.

Listen, it's an acting movie. It's an acting movie. It's like an actor's movie. It's an actor's movie. Every once in a while I watch like these artistic, like compilations of like really well-acted scenes and there's like five scenes.

It's amazing. It's a really, really good movie. It's a really good movie. But in it, Woody Harrelson, I'm about to fucking spoil something. Warning. Woody Harrelson gets diagnosed with something. He goes in the barn and shoots himself.

and he lives a note behind. He's like, baby I love you, daughter I love you, kids I love you. I'm just not going to go and put you guys through this suffering. Might as well end it like this and we're good.

You guys are, you know what I mean? That sort of thing. And that's the way that I saw it. I'm like, man, I don't think that I would want to put all that extra stress. And then you'd say,

but we love you and we would want to take care of you. And I'm like, but it's a waste. I'm not going to waste you time. It's inevitable. You know what I'm like, I'm like, you still,

you know, you can still go out there and, you know, remarry, at least. You know what I mean? I'm gonna fucking be mad. I'm gonna haunt you. The ghost of Hector. Yeah.

God, that'd be so annoying. Broming to you. That'd be so annoying. You don't throw your shit out. Would you want to live 150? Over your shoulder. You're like, what the fuck? Matt says that he would,

he would live 150 years. Can you do whatever you want? Yeah, I mean, if you, if you've made, I mean, like any, like, I'm saying like, like, anything you want, like, drink, smoke, do whatever you want. nothing hurts your body you can do anything you know nothing you say or does everything deteriorate your body and you feel like shit that's what I'm saying

the longer you live I'm not trying to I'm trying to have good like good years yeah healthy years so well trying to be able to run me because that's a big drink a little bit yeah I mean you want you you you can't drink like well you have to say the nasty if you can't do yeah if you can't do that you can't like do any of the things you could when you were young well look you can replace your kidney if you drank too much kidney's replaced with a pig you're good you can drink again you can start from the beginning but if somebody kicks you a soccer ball when you're 140 are you going to be able to kick it back with force not just tap it i mean i don't know by that time you may be

able to transplant your brain into a cyber trinels his body imagine you don't want to just match them it's a cyborg it's half human half a cyber yeah i would do it i'm basically What? What? I'm basically. I'm basically, I'm basically, I'm basically, whatever that's called, cyborg, cyborgetic. A bot.

Cyborgorian. That's my shit. Facebook may rename the platform in rebrand. Wait, wants to build them, wait, so Facebook, the name? Facebook will go away. Facebook, the name will go away. Facebook is planning on rebrand the company with new name. Time out.

Time out. Why? I saw a bunch of memes that were like, they're going to call it the Facebook. Nothing's like went backwards. Mark Zuckerberg wants to we know for building the Metaverse? What does he think he's in Spider-Man? Yes.

And he is. Listen, the thing, and this is the thing, look, when we did, this is the thing about people like this guy. He seems weird to us because of the futuristic shit that he's doing. The same way that, you know, people are going to look at us for the things that we do and say, yo, that's kind of weird. Look, we're sending trends. It's never been about just doing your job. It's about adding on to a space.

People who think futuristic thoughts like we do here, like he does there, are going to be like, what a fucking weirdo. Even I, my first reaction is like, why would you like let go of such a valuable brand? Did you listen to this, Matt? The podcast? It's called The Vergecast. And it's an interview with Mark Zuckerberg. and apparently that's where he talks about the metaverse.

I'm going to go and listen to this like immediately. We will effectively transition from people seeing us as primarily being a social media company to being a metaverse company. What does metaverse mean? Bro, think about where this all of this is going. All of this is going to Player 1 movie-esque type of reality, where your NFTs are going to be. That movie is got like. Yeah, it is.

VR, AR, like that's where this is going, dude. Like, think about the amount of time that you. you spent pretending to be a soldier. Wait, you think gaming will ever reach that point? 100%. You've seen free guy? When you, when you, would they, like, 30 years ago? Have you seen free guy?

No. You need to watch free guys. Free guy is better. Like, it's a very funny movie. It's a comedy. It's like GTA kind of. But like the synopsis behind it is actually like impressive. Yeah.

I went in there and I was like, ah, this is, I'm not going to like this movie. Because I had never thought about like AI within a game. You know what I mean? Like, I'd always thought like, you know, they're going to build a robot. And the robot's going to be a, able to think for itself. I never thought that like something within a game, like a character within a game, would be able to think for himself like that. I never like, I never had thought about it like that. And the fact they made it a comedy is it was a cool concept. It was a super sick

concept. And it's been done over and over. I mean, if you think of a, what's that guy's name? I mean, the whole metaverse thing has been a thing, right? Like this has been something that's been talking about. The reason that crypto and the reason that NFTs, the reason that all, the reason that all of this is happening is because we are going towards those digital towards that reality. I mean, if you, I don't know, you got to do your own research. I obviously don't fucking listen to anything that we're saying here as facts. But it's going there. Like there's no, there's no indication as to why it wouldn't go there.

Think about the amount of time that people spend online on fucking social media already. Now, imagine if you can have your at be an actual avatar. that looks like you. And Instagram is an actual metaverse that you can go and interact and look at fucking people's pictures. Like this is something that's going to happen. And if you're not thinking futuristic thoughts,

you're going to be, you catch up. Like you put on a VR headset and you walk into an actual art gallery and shit. Yeah, but it's going to be contact lenses, not VR headsets. You're going to be. So some black mirror type shit. Black mirror type shit.

Yeah. Yeah. That shows also crazy. It's crazy. Didn't they like not really? release their, their newest season because of the lockdown. They're like, people are already going through so much shit. We're not going to release.

Well, maybe. Yeah. Well, maybe. Imagine a Black Mirror episode mid-pandemic. We're all just like, like, they're having a pandemic in their, in their, in their show. Like, that's, that's a thing. Bro, if you think about it, right?

Like, look at, look at the Jetsons. Look at, um, what else was, look at, look at Star Trek. Look at fucking all of the shit that has been talked about in the 80s. Like people are living in now. The Jetsons had a phone on their watch and they were communicating that way. That exists now. It's called the Apple Watch. Like that exists.

Things that are being invented now are created now were already invented. They just weren't executed to the level that technology has executed now. What's even crazier to think about... The Jetsons. I got to watch the Jetsons. Sure. It's just been so long since I've seen. I wonder how they age.

Probably not well. Not well. Not well. No, no, not well. I was just watching, I tried to watch Grandma's Boy. Have you ever seen Grandma's Boy? Great movie. Have you ever seen Grandma's Boy?

Yeah, it was one of my favorite movies for a while. Start, watch it again. 11% on Rotten Tomatoes, by the way. 11%? It's not good. But it's one of the best movies that I've seen in a while. No, when was the last time we watched it? Two years ago.

Oh, really? What the fuck? But it's hilarious. I had watched it in like high school. It's funny. Yeah, some parts are funny. I bought it. I bought it.

I bought it to watch it And I got like maybe three minutes And I was just like No I have I'm not in the mood I tweeted about grandma's boy At one point because

Oh it was when It was when Hashtro got his Like man cave or whatever And I said it looked like the dude From grandma's boy And then Some CS guy I forgot who it was

Tweeted back at me and said Sit on my face And I didn't know why he said that And so I was just like LOL Uh huh Okay and it's a it's something he says in the movie

the guy says I sit on my face he says it like that and I had totally forgotten because it meant so long so then you're just like ha ha ha you say they can't see it and everybody was like reply he was like this is really cringe this is embarrassing

the movie is the same way I couldn't get through the first 10 minutes it doesn't hold up you see the scary have you watched the scary movies recently no those are these these yeah They don't hold up. Thank you to Activision.

Those are just so stupid. Which one? Like, he's chasing Carmen Elektra and stabs her in the boob and prips out her boobin implant. No. On his knife. Wait,

which movie? Yeah. See, that sounds funny. Wait, is that a funny? Scream. That sounds funny. Scream or? The scary movies.

Scary movie. Oh, that's what you meant. I think you smell like. Not the actual scream. No. Like that was a. Yeah, right there on the right. All the right.

What's that? Dude, I was so. When she's in the locker room, she's like, I'm going to break my leg now. And she breaks her leg by herself. It's just like so raunchy. I just don't watch that no more. Like, even the- It's crazy that like it eventually came to a point where though, oh, that's where that guy's from.

I was watching Schitt's Creek and I was like, I know this guy from somewhere. He's from the scary movies. That's the my hand guy, isn't it? Take my strong hand. See, I never put two and two together because I haven't seen scary movie in forever. Why is Annabelle to the right? Am I just going to get here? Get nightmares?

shit. I would never see that. They just like stopped making those. Because like it had its moment. Yeah, because there's a lot of scary movies. There's like six or seven of them. They still make them. Yeah, but I don't watch. They still make them.

No, they do. They still make them. I don't watch them because they stole that from the Wayans Brothers. I don't watch any of the new ones. Give that back to the Wayans brothers. Not that they would do anything with it now because it's like nobody watches that shit no more. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, scary movie six February 2020.

Okay, but what was scary movie five? like 10 years ago? I don't know. Who cares? I don't know. It's just not... Wait, Scream and scary movie's not that scary, but the one, like,

I think it was like Scream 3 or 4. Yeah, 13. I don't remember which one of... Because, like, that run of Scary Movie 1 through Scary Movie 5? 4% on Rotten Tomatoes. Oh, holy shit. That is not good.

Because that was like all anybody was talking about, like, as far as like that kind of... Matt, bring up a, when was Rotten Tomatoes ranking system created? Okay. That's the other thing. Because if you're August 1998, now look at Grandma's boy.

When did Ron Tomatoes become like Grandma's boy release date? You know what I'm saying? Like their best ranking system? I don't know. The thing is this is like, I don't typically, yeah, I don't typically look at Rotten Tomatoes and allow them to influence whether or not I watch something.

Yeah, I try not to either. But everyone does. 2006. You got to think of 80s. Something that says four percent. 16%. Four percent on Rotten tomatoes. I agree.

Now, but at the time in 1998, I thought it was fucking hilarious. grandma's boy 18 years old I mean I don't know I haven't seen it so I don't know how it holds up

but I Harold and Kumar you know You liked it when you watched it a couple years ago What? Grandmas boy? Yeah Yeah I'm like regoing through the movie right now And it still seems like it would be all right

Watch it That's not I tried I tried it because I was a big fan You know which one I tried to watch too And I was really sad that I couldn't get through it Wedding Crashers Yo that movie's got like That movie is godlike.

Vince Vaughn is the men. I agree. I mean, you're just not in that space right now. Maybe right now. You got to be ready. Because like, remember when you and Matt went on that huge Jonah Hill kick? Yeah. Oh, my God.

See, it was like, at that point, I was like, I could hear you guys laughing and I turned around. And I was like, wait, this is actually super funny. And I'm like usually not like a Jonah. Like, I like his like, I don't know. I like, I've never watched stuff like that. We did have like a Jonah Hill phase. or we were just like, yo, what movies Jonah Hill? We just thought he was the funniest fucking guy.

Even if he was things of funny shit, just him, just looking at him in a movie. He was so good. He's so good. What movie is it? For sure. What movie is it when he was like, uh, we'd look at him and laugh?

Bro, he's, you can't even lie. He's the man, you know? Yeah. I mean, their whole crew, James Franco, Seth Rogen. Oh, that's a vibe crew for sure. I was in L.A., but let's say if I ever did miraculously, getting like a celebrity party,

that's the first crew I'm hanging out. I'm not LeBron, Drake, or any of these guys. Seth Rogan and the boy. Jonah Hill 100% you know those guys are like way too vi- we were so mad and I were talking about about whether or not you'd be able to make them laugh or like you were other not whether or not you're oh bro you made Seth Rogan laugh that's got to be the peak right that's got why they like laughing I like this guy yeah but the thing is like if you're funny you're funny like you know your level of what you find funny like as a comedian you're like you're like

if it's funny it's funny I get I get that I've gotten to that point I mean there They're all fucking stoned also, so they're gonna laugh, you know? Are they, that's the thing. I don't think, Seth Rogen for sure smokes. Wait, their whole group. Well, I know James Srenko does. Okay, but I know Seth Rogen for sure, like, wakes up and bakes. Like, the smokes throughout the entire day.

Like, I don't think I could do that, you know. I'm a five o'clock after. I could not do that. No, no. I, yeah, I can't even smoke, so. I don't think I can do that either. I don't know. It's one of those things.

Ooh. Um, last and certainly not least, we have a question from the audience. All right. Well, that is, uh, that is it. Any closing comments on the Metaverse there, Hitchie? Would you look the same or would you, what would you change for your avatar in the metaverse? Probably be a little bit taller, a little bit lengthier.

Uh-huh. And what, there is. You know, the important ones. Um, but, uh, what, I, I got to watch that podcast or listen to that podcast. I got to know what he means by the Metaverse. So do I. The thing is, is like...

Because I'm trying to live there. Do you? Do you? Would you? Hell yeah. I don't know, man. I like reality. I'm trying to live there? Yeah, I'm trying to live there.

Wait, so Metaverse is like kind of their own spinoff on like Ready Player one, for example, just not as like... Yeah. I think he's just trying to build whatever is the next reality. Yeah. Yeah. And it's got... Someone's kind of do it.

Like, think about... People like, crypto isn't going away. You know what I mean? NFTs aren't going away. And if you like them or don't like them, understand them or don't understand them, then,

you know, it's like it's the same way that old people now don't understand how to, I don't know, check their emails on their phones. Like it's just technology that's going to advance. And either you learn it or you left behind and you can still interact with people in the real world.

You know what I mean? Yeah. It's one of those things. I got to hear it from his alien brain. Yeah, what I don't understand is like how would they ever get to the point? Like sports, for example. Like if you're playing sports in the metaverse, like how are they going to get let you get hit? You know, how are they going to make you feel like you got hit?

I don't think it'll be. I think it'll just be more available for people to be in the arena. It's still going to be the same people playing. But now if you want to attend a game, you just go. That's going to be dope. You just put on your headset and go. You know what I mean? Like, you don't have to fly there.

And there will be people there eating actual food. And those people will pay a gazillion dollars. But if you want access to the game, you buy a $300 pass and you can put your headset on and now you're in the game. Now you put a mask on and you can smell the arena. You know what I mean? Like, it's going to be like, that's how I think it's going to be. Wait, that's actually, bro. Gaming's going to be so cool in 30 years.

That's how. That's how I think it's going to be like ready player one, like anything like that. I went to a kids, my godson's birthday party this past Sunday. Well, him. What do you mean him? I just saw you, you distracted me, so. It was a pinstack. It was a pinstack.

They had a basketball shootout game. I show up first try, set the new world record, 72 points. And that is going to do it for this episode. So, basically. All right. Everybody, thank you so much for tuning in. If you guys enjoyed this episode, please remember to not leave without leaving life.

We'll see you guys on episode number 48. Goodbye. Later. Peace.