OpTic Podcast - Champs Predictions & BO2 Exposes Everyone | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 285

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

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hitting hard lefts and shit. Look, where's his son? Look, he's shimmy and look. Look. He looks like, he's distracted right now. Why aren't you moving?

See you later. Oops. Whoa. Just be thankfully he didn't come stomp on a back to. He's laughing at him and shit. Yeah, he said, don't get up. You're gonna go see my man,

my man, Turo? Yeah, tomorrow. Well, Jamie, but yeah, I got to go. I was insane. I mean, I didn't do my hair today just because I kind of gave up on it, but... From Schoenberg's name, me and Jordan

would try to figure out. Paris. Corey. Corey phase. Bro, it's crazy how I didn't know, but I looked at you and just knew it instantly. Wait, did you not go to Paris? I thought, like, everyone went to Paris.

No, he went to Paris. Paris? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I went to Paris, but we used to get cut up by Corey first. He was talking you up? No, he wasn't, bro. He would be cutting you and the clippers are loud. And he'd be in your ear.

And he'd be, like, talking to you. and like, bro, how are you talking to me through my right ear and you had the clippers right here? So wasn't like sensual. Like, you know what I'm saying? What's up, bro? I'm not going to say.

Jamie does that. Wait, by, Jamie. Who the hell is Jamie? You be like this, right? Jamie Pond? My daughter? My cut? No, and they want you to do.

Yeah. You're like, bro. Can't even take that. Seriously. Bro, what are you to tell them? I just sit there and know. I literally be like, I can't hear you.

I can't hear because you have the clippers. in my ear. So there's like something talking in my ear. I would get so annoyed. And he was always fucking late. Y'all got to get your ears clean. Yo, actually, no bullshit.

No, my ears are the cleanest. No bullshit. My ears are the cleanest. You're just deaf. I can hear. I can hear Jamie just fine. I went deaf at 30.

Cause Jamie got his clippers on super low. He's cutting me right, man. They're on high. He's going to, you know, just to just do this because it's bothering. What?

It's fucked up? No, it was just like, it doesn't bother your forehead. I mean, yeah, but like. That's how I don't understand how I could never be an emo dude.

Look at Matt. He's got that thing touching his forehead. I couldn't. He didn't even do not, man. No, I'm not insulting anyone. I'm saying that people have hair on their foreheads. Fight back, Matt. If I have hair on my forehead.

It's time for you. I'm going to feel it. And it's not annoying. When's Matt Craig going to snap? I literally went from you to him having the same hairstyle. It wasn't an insult. Yeah, but like his is well kept mine. Chat.

Melendium's got offended so easy. I wasn't even coming at no one. I was just saying like, doesn't that bother you? Like, it bothers me. It wouldn't look right if you had it on your forehead. Me? Because you're Mexican, that's why. Whoa, Pam.

Hey, he's Native American. I'm Native American. We the Americans. We the Americans that can trace our DNA to somewhere in this area. True. Millions of years, we can, we're all, we're proud of us. We're friends. There's a couple mutts in here, though.

No names. Same. What? Say it. Say it. No, he's valid. It's Jinja. It's Jinja.

Actually, yeah, we're all splashed everything in here. Yeah, bro, I'm 51% Native American. We got a one of one. Yeah. We have a Mexican. We have a white slash black. We have a Native American, and we have just here. Frat boy.

Your bread. Frat cray. Oh, he's got a name of American. He is from Oklahoma. Tracks. Oh, okay. Oh, wait, why did you say like that? Oh, hell, yeah.

What do you say? Look, now they're trying to talk in code and shit. I need to meet someone out there. No, why do you say like that? What, Chalkta? I need a... I'm one for one at Chalktown. Never lost there.

One for one. Went, one a thousand dollars, bought a steak dinner, left. I need a Chalktall. He left up. And I paid. And he still left up. With my winnings... And you had to mention you paid.

With my winnings, that's... Girl Math. Oh, you won. It's basically free. Go back home with like... That's still cash. Go back home with like six. 40 maybe ish 670 i'll take it whatever he's like 1 1 000 came home with 900 i bought

ate the fillet ate the fillet shit it out yo i got to tell you yo so i got invasiline put in last week yo inviseline oh oh yeah i heard that shit to that within 20 within like literally four hours my my head was banged i got those the the brackets damn you got the exponent shit yeah so like i have that there and i took them off and i was just i just like i'm gonna i'm like I might as well just fucking rock them. I might as well, but I can't find it. Yeah, I heard that too. I heard they suck and people just,

you'll accidentally throw them away. Dude, they're somewhere. I never lost mine ever. But in high school, I'd have to take it out at lunch every day. All the girls watching and shit just, yeah.

Dude, I had to put my whole fucking mouth, my hands in my mouth. Look at a big ass mouth. When you get, well, when you get new ones, oh,

those first like three days, the worst shit. Yeah. The worst shit. I heard getting your, well, I never had braces, but I heard getting your braces tightened. I heard that shit is. Yeah, that shit sounds miserable.

I had braces too. Had braces, didn't wear my retainer, had to get invisaline, didn't wear my retainer again, they somehow stayed. Get fucked teeth. Yeah, I just like, but this is the thing. I took them off, but I still feel like I have them because I keep on, you know, like saliva still continues to accumulate, like, where the, the, they were. I'm just fucking annoyed.

Anyway, if you hear a little slur. slurs slur I don't know if you hear a little extra saliva I couldn't even tell a little lisp

yeah I'm gonna put them back on though I'm just gonna man it up oh beauty hurts I heard we'll see anyway welcome to podcast 285 this podcast is brought to you

by price picks champs this week here's the bracket let's start it off by talking about our road to Sunday I can't believe it's champs

dude it's champs week did it fly this year it feels like it's the fastest I've ever experienced one This last event to this one definitely flew. I feel like everyone's been saying that, but I feel like every year it feels like it goes faster and faster. I feel like every year we say the same shit.

It wasn't last year? It was like at least a month, like from the last event to champs? Wasn't it? Probably. Like three weeks? It was probably a little longer. Two weeks or some shit. Half, yeah.

Too fast, bro. Let me get another week. Yeah, dude. Like myself up, you know. I was talking about it from a, from a traveling perspective. right like I'm like yo like I just left and then I just left last week I don't know I took my dad too

luckily I had a chance the opportunity and the blessing to be able to fucking take my dad to El Esty Osteca I don't know about man It's traveling It's Vegas though Yeah Vegas is cool It's not gonna be France Two and a half hour flight

That just sounds so much better Oh AC2 You know what I mean Bro going from France flight to that It's gonna be done an instant One movie They could tell me to talk plane got to turn around and go back i'll be like all right no i'd go with that

10 hours i got projects that are like they almost did turn the plane around with you damn they almost didn't take off they tried until i had a big dog no you try no you try no i wasn't i'm snitching i'm snitching i'm snitching i wasn't where they tried it for marks on the no-fly list like i'm taking my ticket and like shit out of my pocket because i'm getting comfy like I'm about to go to sleep on this plane and I had like my ticket my vape everything in my hand and the dude like all the vapes he's like I forgot what do he say he was like if I see you hitting that yeah yeah and then the and then like okay that registered like okay that's fine you're just doing here and then the lady and a

guy came and they're like from our understanding you were vaping on the plane I'm like okay was I vaping or did he see it in my hand and she was like oh that's what happened and I'm like yeah and then she was like okay it's Yeah, yeah, she probably was like, yeah, that motherfucker is such a caring. But what do you say? He was like, if you hit that on the plane, we're going to have to divert the flight, come back, kick you off. Like, pro.

Said all that. Yeah. And then the girl came. I was like, all right, they're serious. And then they're probably, and experience. They were probably looking at me the whole time, like, damn, we can't catch them because I was asleep the whole flight. They were looking for you?

Yeah, probably. I slept the whole time. It's a good job. Yes, you did. They, bro, people... I was jealous. I was just in there. And my TV didn't work.

Yeah, yeah. Every time I, like, woke up for a few, Seth was going through it. Why don't you fucking come to my seat and take my iPad? I was sleeping. And I had all the good movies. Well, I eventually did get my iPad.

You had your own iPad? Yes, but I didn't download anything because it's an international flight. I'm like, we got... There are going to be movies and shows on the plane. I'm good. But I forgot I downloaded Avatar, so I watched that.

They always have such fire movies on the plane? That's what I'm saying. When new ones come out. Like you can always find... They have a deep library. You can always find one. You can always find one. That you're like, all right. I watched like Infinity War.

What the fuck? Infinity Wars is like Endgame. You love God. You love it. The Michael Jackson movie. I fucking watched Sydney's... Disney's... Like...

Which one? Just the... Housemaid? Oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah, just like some smut. Isn't she... She gets naked in that one, right? No.

Fuck. I mean, that's kind of like... Her thing, right? Damn, why you cough? Yeah, he's swallowed a hunk of a hard right there. My dad, that's my phone. Sidney Sweeney.

Sidney, he's a, Sydney, Sweeney, like Idris Alba on hot ones. You saw the headlights? I saw, I do, I do feel like I have brain rot and I cannot sit

through a movie without checking my phone. Like, it's bad right now, so I'm, like, kind of training myself to, like, enjoy a movie. I just watched from start to finish minus a smoke break obsession? We have to watch that so.

Have you seen obsession? Have you seen an obsession? Have you seen an obsession? Movie? Was it good? Was it scary? Are you talking about the movie? Or was like a psychological thing?

It was like a psychological thing. Okay. Then I can do that. Yeah, yeah. As long as it's not like a demon fucking possesses her and then she's jerking off him and fucking. You finally watched that? Yeah.

Well, it just came out on home theater. Oh, that's right. No, that's fire. 94, yeah, we got to watch that. We just, dude, we can't watch. I was waiting. I was like, no, Pam's not even, he didn't even catch that boy. I said, what I said?

He's like, it just came out in a home theater. Yo, Mark loves those. Get it? No, no. The theater in his crib? Oh, because he just came out. It just came out. They come out a home theater.

That's so annoying. Yo, it just like my fucking smoke. alarms 30 feet in the fucking air. That's right. I worked so hard. First world problems. But we did get it fixed. And by get it fixed, they just, they were, they went through the garage, up through the attic.

They said, yeah, we got to drill a hole here, fucking run a wire through here, cut here. Like, dude, it's a fucking smoke alarm. They finally just disconnected it. And I was like, it was just literally going off. It's been like if he burns, he burns. Yeah, that's why we couldn't sleep in the bedroom. Three, three beeps every like 15 minutes loud as fuck. Eventually your brain.

And it's concave. That's where the chandelier is. So it's like, it's domes. That shit is inside of it. Beep, beep, beep. Like loud. It echoed. You could hear from the living room loud as fuck still.

If there was a priest in there, it would feel like you're having mass Sunday. Fuck. No. I mean, a small one, like a small hundred person. We were dealing with that for like a week and a half. For like five days. Jesus, that's too long, man. That's what I'm saying.

And that's why content, I was very grumpy because I did not get any sleep. I mean, I still slept, but like just bad sleep for five days straight. And I need my sleep. You were taking it out on your friends a little bit. Why don't you call Leo folks to come get that? I mean, bro, I was just, I was antagonized first off, like always. But, yeah, I was grumpy. So why didn't you call Leo?

But today I'm good. What you called Leo to go get it? What's he got a fucking jetpack? With a ladder. I mean, yeah, but. He didn't think I had a ladder tall enough. And I'm like, I have a, I have a, a, a ladder tall enough for every ceiling in my house.

I have to. I have tall ceilings. It comes with a ladder, period. Then the electrician canceled. It was just a whole fucking thing. Let's not go. Yeah, we're going backwards. We're good now.

How do we even get on? I was sleep in my bed again. It's great. Home theater. Anyway, so we have Heretics as the first match up. I mean, I think. Weird round one, dude. Heritageics are weird.

Yeah. Yeah, it's weird as long as it'll be weird as long as they've been. If we play our game, we're good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it is. I mean,

takes is a fucking team. And they're getting more and more comfortable as the, you know, they're getting back to the swing of things as a, as a quad, right? Real coming back and all that stuff. But I don't know. I think we take number one. I mean, depending, you know, metals is the...

Yeah, if he has a tweak series. Metals is two things. He's either, he's the factor and he's undropable. He's like, he does all the dirty work and it will be missed if he's like, you know, gone. That's why you always see the changes on somebody else. Like they,

they fucking know. They know. They need him. Then, and you know how to fucking dance. If we went, well, when we win,

we'd play either gentlemen mates or coy. I mean, that could be another. I mean, gentlemen mates, coy is a bangor, the rivalry.

That's lit. It's fate. It's always going to happen. Winners round one at champs. Every time. Play your old team. I ain't kind of lie. The way it's set up,

Jamie could be sitting back there, like, Jamie might come out bawling. He might. No bullshit. I mean, that's a fire matchup. But.

Coy is another team, though. Yeah. Because I ain't going to lie. I wasn't down to Abe, but he was hooping. I feel like it's a four, four teams can win champs. Us, mates, thieves, phase.

I think it's more so us mates thieves. Yes. But phase, I mean, it's phase. Um, Yeah, I haven't really Faze hasn't really I mean they're good

They're definitely good No like bro Sim could just come out Hooping and it could just Yeah It's it's it's really They're really missing either O4 or Simp just going crazy Because Jaza and Abu's been

Yeah they've been bowling They've been doing their thing But it's champs so everyone They're coming turn We don't even know With the Falcons fucking roster is What I do Yeah what's going on with that

I've been so Wait what you happen I do because I saw him in Chipotle You got the scoop Saw the whole roster Of Guac I didn't even I've registered

I'm like Who wasn't Who was it? We'll cut it I don't know G2 I mean even they're like Yeah

G2's weird A weird team They have one player Krempe That could just I feel like Dictate Turn games around

That series is probably The most Obvious That Face is gonna win No No No No

No Actually G2's been Winning against Faze No Do they have their number Yeah I can't remember

Not at champs, dude. Simpa champs. No, actually, not a chance, but like they've been playing against them. They've been running them? Mamba? Oh, shit.

He's about to pull out the card, the phase card. You get one redemption. That's exactly what they. Cross my mind. Yeah, that series is weird. I mean, it's champs, bro.

It's going to be so fucking lit. I can't wait. It's going to be hard to replicate the atmosphere of Paris, but it's still, it's champs. So day one is just all the round one matches? Yeah, day one.

Yeah, it'll probably be like four, five. four, one or something like that. Okay. Because finals is the only thing on Sunday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which, I mean, waking up on Sunday, chance is like, ah, yeah.

That's fire. One match? All right, so look, we have a, I'll be there on Thursday. I'll be on the watch party on Thursday. Kenny will take over Friday, Saturday, and Sunday I'll obviously be with the team as I was this past one.

You know, what are the odds, right? That I'm not with them the entire season, and then all of a sudden I show up and I'm with them the entire, the whole Thursday Friday said Dude I was just telling them back And in the back

I was like y'all you know This is what you should do instead Yeah imagine From the crim player Let's go man Fucking beast Wait are we in a Purple

For this What? I would think so I think we're on the floor for this Right Matt I mean I'm We're on the floor

It's the same Yeah You guys prefer the floor Or do you guys prefer the suite When you guys do that It depends It depends on the setup Your Paris suite kind of sucked.

No, I actually liked the Paris one. It was hot as hell in there. It was just a little small. Everywhere was hot, though. Let's just pretend that the temperature was perfect. Okay, but that walk all the way there, you all were like. Nah, the walk day was directly across me guys and the family and friends. Every time, bro.

Walking. Dream hack me? Literally every time I've ever seen that on any schedule, I'm like, going to be laced my fucking boots. You know what I'm going to do, right? I'm going to go to the walk to the sweet sucks. No, bro. What a lot. They're going to hit the, bro. And it was, that was the coolest place we were all weekend.

We got us walking through the backrooms. You remember the hallway when we looked down that hallway? Oh, the backrooms. Stop playing, bro. And it got longer. And then we lost and getting stream sniped, IRL. Oh, I was like, bro, come on, man. We just got second and shit.

It was not cool. But we'll see. Wait, yeah, so the Black Ops 1 and Black Ops 2 ports are live. Have you guys been on that? You've been on it? Absolutely. You have been on it. I've been on Crimson, so I'm like, you're going to.

I'm going to try it out for sure. You definitely fucking should, man. Yeah, I'm going to. Bro, it's only on PS5? It's PS4 and PS5. Okay, but like the lobbies are, you can play against each other. Well, no, you can download the PS4 version on PS5. Oh, so you can like cross, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, Seth, all the lobbies are completely populated, all DLC maps and everything like that. I heard that there's, like, there's, like, it feels weird. Yes. It does. but we broke it, we got it all the way down to where, like, is the best we can get it. One of the old school, 23.

Well, I'm trying that out today. That's probably the only thing no one has tried out. I'll let you know about that. Oh, the old school. Because, like, why would these new monitors? We still have them. All of them. Do we have a monitor sponsor right now?

No, right? I've turned my monitor settings down and shit, and it does feel like. 60 hertz? No, that's the only setting up. Oh, no, we're going, 60 hertz on the monitor? That's what you played with anyway. I mean, yeah, but. That's why.

You got used to the fighter things from life? I mean, I'm a play, but I'm going to be like, I'll be the one to, like, try to figure it out if it's, like, worth it or not, but it's worth a shot. I know you've been to take some bullshit in your second. It makes sense, though. You've been grinding, like, 24-7, you think? Like, how many hours a day are your first prestige right now? Like, at least 10 hours of day.

Oh, you're going to get... I mean, it takes a while to prestige in those games. What, for what? Is there double XP or anything? Oh, yeah, you're grinding. It's just raw dog. It got released, what? Three days ago? Two days ago? Yeah, yeah. I should have prestigious a lot earlier. I should be like honestly close to three right now, but

dude. As soon as you prestige, you like, you don't get the ballastil to like level 43. What? No perma unlocks? Yeah, you get one. But then like you get your orbital Vsat at like level 42. You have to wait until level 42 to get your Vsat again. Pack inserts like not to like 52.

And it takes a while. It takes a while, man. Yeah. I haven't played Black Ops 1 though. I have no interest. I don't know which. I feel like I'm more excited to play B-O-1 than B-O-2. Because like B02, we've played it so much and the maps are like in the games more than B01. I'm hyped to play B01.

I heard the B1 delay was worse than the B02 though. Never mind. That's where I was like, that's where they lost me. I was like, ah, fuck it. Never mind. Yeah. But I'll try it out. Yeah.

I think I'm playing Wednesday. I have a sponsored stream before the flight. I'm playing in Vegas. Like, you're taking a. Well, no, I'm going to go to my buddy Dirty's house and I'm just going to stream some land parts. Yeah. I'm just going to go to his. Your next level.

Yeah, like, I love that. She set up a stream in the hotel. That's passion. I brought my laptop. That's back. I'm telling you. That's passion. I brought my laptop to France as you guys know, and I was like playing.

The first night that, like, I played it. And it's just 18 inch monitors. Too small, man. There's really nothing that you can do. I even fuck it. Really? Yeah. I think 18's fine.

Yeah. And you know what's crazy? When I was playing in France, every match that I played in, and at the time, what was like Diamond? Uh-huh. There were all, there was three. Three ARs on the map, no matter what we were playing. Three ARs on the map.

It's the God guy. The whole time. We're all your teammates' comms in French? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't say that. I didn't say it. I didn't say anything.

You didn't say it? You were the new teammates that time? I just played by the feel. They were just bitting at you in French. Did you see that I'm crim two with fucking purple flames? You're crimed too? Yeah. Damn, you're about.

Yo, if you hit iridescent on 50 MGs, that is. That's tape. You could do it. At 46, that's tippy. Yeah, it's tipable. That's what I've been saying. Super typical. No one here who isn't a pro player is better than me at Call Duty.

What'd you say? Wait, what did you say? No one here who isn't a professional call of duty is better than me in Call Duty. And then I look to Pam. MacRae? Oh, well, yeah, I guess Pam's not. But you're like professional. And you like play the game as a profession.

But you're not professional. Listen, man, I've won two tournaments in my lifetime. So I'm something. I won the River City's finest December 10th, December 18th of 2010, baby. Done with the 90s. 3V3 hardcore. 3B3 hardcore. Yeah, you know, let's see these.

I want to see this, the aim assist. This is what kids nowadays don't understand. This is havoc, obviously, top 250 if not top one. They don't understand. They don't get it. They don't. Wait, wait. That was a complete pro blog.

Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying, though. If you play BL2, you'd know, like, you can't pull kills off like that. That's a hard kill. Every year I got to teach him again. Like, y'all can't aim on this show. It's just not going to. Yeah, the thing is, that has nothing to do with aim assist though. That was like...

He got prone blocked? Yeah. How? It blang down on BEO2 is fucked. Oh, yeah, he's turning right. Yeah, you can't lay down, especially MSMC. I'm the drop shot. That shit goes...

Bro. You like fucking, your gun goes sideways. It's fucked. Swaggs says he's shocked at how weak aim assist is. Yo, swag's been getting grilled. I was playing with him the other day, and that's all we were talking about. Oh dude It just looks

Oh Lord Just the guns sound Okay I'm still more excited for B-O-1 That's how I know that I was always I was always ahead of the game Because I always turned off aim assist On all my games

Makes sense I don't remember throwing But now you're good Now you got dynamic I don't remember throwing like such a pussy Like with fucking grenades Oh yeah you got T-Rex arms in this shit Like no arm

No arm This shit was like a Shreif game There was a, there's a science to this game, bro. Strafe and first boy on that mess I'm saying. Doesn't matter. If you catch them come around the corner, you pre-fire or something, you got that. They die instantly. Zuma is mind-blown watching methods, aim looking windy with the limited B-O-2 aim assist.

Ew, keep that AR out. That's what, this is why he didn't show up to it. I can't even, I can't even mad at, bro. It's actually genuinely hard. It's genuinely hard to shoot. I'm like A-side on the head. No, no, no, no. See, missed first bullet.

It was over. Why didn't he just AR him? Why didn't he just do that? Right, Pam? No, he wasn't going to switch. What do I know. What an E. What do I know?

I'm not a pro player. What the fuck? Keep the A-R-R-R-A-R-A-R-A. As Tom said the same shit. Oh, hell no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What's E-F?

Oh, hell, no. Echo Fox. Oh, you guys are both getting shit on. That's that throwback. Shout out fucking Rick Fox. See, everyone's old PS. Send names. has been like hilarious.

I don't even remember. What was mine? Scumper jump? Skumper jumper? I don't even remember what might was. I don't even, I don't know if I had the long. Every time I got on PlayStation and shit, I'd just make a new one. So I probably, I don't even know about what ones are. Yeah, no, mine's lost. Oh, the original gone.

I still got my Pomagino one. Pomegino. It's a one before that, though. A normal. Oh, like the lowercase Pomage one? You had a one before that. But like some dude from Brazil made that account. And I had to, like, pay him, like, $100, $200, $200.

And then I lost contact. When was that, though? Because $100, $2,200. Like, wearing the scuff house and shit. Because I feel like nowadays, that's cheap. It was a great fucking deal. Back then, though. But I don't have the account anymore.

So it's like, what the hell? Trump changed in 2016. Oh, man. You know what I'm saying? Double uploading. Double uploading 200,000 views of video. Bang. Hey.

Times were good. This shit was nice. Yeah. They're still good, man. When sniper rifles were fucking valid, we had so much to play with. SDG, thermal, locust, P-O-6, RSA, DBSR-2, like. Okay, none. See, I only play GVs, so I don't know why.

And Mark just fucking ripping fucking GVs or wagers. Oh, yeah, that's what I missed. We went two in a row, hit the garage, talk about it. Smoke some weed. Go upstairs and run it again. Fuck yeah. I would hit Mark up. Disband, smoke weed, lose again.

I hit Markup. I've never disbanded in my life. He's like, ever in my life. He's like, ever in my life. He's like, ever in semifinals right now. Well, you were hitting the Bluntsky and semis? I'd always come down there by my... I'd be down there by myself.

Then Mark just comes down there. He's like, wiping his eyes. I'm like, what are he doing? He's like, I'm in finals right now. Yeah, but those are like the shitters. Yeah, right, bro. You aren't doing that 10. I'm still beating the best of the best.

Huh? I'm still beating the best of the best. easily. The Black Ops and Black Ops Two ports are currently the top two games on PlayStation Store ahead of

Fortnite EA sports titles and more. Yeah, nostalgia is always going to be a major factor in people like, yeah, were those games good? Yes, did we play them in a very impressionable time?

Yes. Were we not jaded by the business that this fucking thing turned into? Yes, so of course we're going to live those days drop fucking remastered

and see how quickly you get me to quit my job. I bet you there was like 300 to 400,000 people on the game Fuck me I bet you there was Worldwide Yeah at least

What the fuck This shit's crazy That's crazy Up the shit up V7's low right now I'm telling you All they got to drop that MW3 Just put all of them in one But keep my rhino

My Razorback to me They never do that Yeah literally Cod Mobile They have everything Dude Every map every gun That's kind of cool

That's fire Don't put the razor back in my hands again. Boz's those. Maybe they just need to just pump all this shit out. Just filter it. You know what I'm saying? No, MW3 next week.

Yeah, Activition used to do what Nike did. Because it's lit right now. I'm not a lot. You can get B-O-2 wagers like. Like that? Yeah. Lickety split? If you guys were to do it, race to prestige, like on any old cod, which one would you do?

Mono War for Remaster. M-DW3. M-D3. No, you know what? I talk shit. I talk shit. I don't know. M-W-3.

Moabs? The best pub game. Get some dope. Crazy. Bro. That pub game was... Does the wall run, right? No.

No. No, I'm sorry. Black Ops 3. MW3? MWBs. Doll-ass. Stalker. No.

L-96, right? No, L-11. MSR. All ugly snipers. No, that game for Pubs-Zo was God-like. EMP. It was like,

as you're killing, your character's getting fucking faster and faster. Oh, you get that. Dominating. You start moving. You know you're on the nuke run.

When you see that stalker pro or whatever pop up? You're 12. Oh, you're done. That's how the number of the first obni movement. I think it's 12 because it's what, eight to get your last one and then 12 was like all of them. Or is either 10 or 12. Or maybe they're both wrong. That sound was so money, man.

Game was. Oh, that MP7, you get that kill and you just hit that corner. So the solitaire on it for the fuck of it? Just throw a silencer on it for the fuck of it sounds cool It's just no one's not always always No one's funny So that with the stock bro that with the stalker Type 95 Reddoll?

And all you had to do is be like semi good Yeah You turn it to God though You're talking Good old days Dead ass They don't make them like it They don't make them like that anymore

I will say I am having fun with this With this iteration of Call of Duty That's because you've been away for so long though Yeah maybe but I like this game I like this game too this game was cool this game was cool

you know what you don't like you have you played the game I mean obviously I like Black Ops too better You're not gonna get fine no more No I don't mind the game I just would rather spend time with my kid He didn't give a shit back thing He don't give a shit now

But yeah I mean I play at the start But I fuck with this game I think last year was more fun to watch competitively Slightly But

No You think? Maybe because I'm playing, I'm enjoying this year more. Maybe. Maybe. I like this one more competitively. Really? I feel like last year was there.

Because they actually have snipes in this shit. The snipers are the worst sniper ever. Yeah, it's as ugly as much. People are starting to like. The Hocker though. The hawker though. I mean, yeah, whenever someone hits a crazy shot, but I feel like the sniper hasn't been used.

Like the last tournament, I feel like people weren't sniping as much. Like, no, you're right. Because I remember there's a few matches where I've only seen, I don't even think super sniped one hole And he was like Sid snipes, ran in the snipes sometimes Skies here and there Bro, if Sid would have hit that third guy

behind the yellow truck You weren't crazy? I mean I wouldn't have taken my shirt off But yeah, I would have been like Oh shit Yeah, that would have been dirty He loves that flashy shit Good thing he didn't

Because I would have been like, oh shit Would have been like I would have been like oh shit yeah Um Give me Big Brucey, whatever he is over KD. On one through three? No, overall series.

That's that boy, Big Brucey and his fucking champs time. Bang! Series, Kady, right? Yeah, serious, kiddy. All right, that's me. Big Bruce, big, big, big, big, big, big. Everyone got one, four-leggers. Big Bruce.

All right, it's my turn. I'm going to do, go to the popular. And then give me that one more. Oh, come on. What other one? Horse. How you doing it? All right.

Bose. All right. Go to kills one, two, three. Let me get... You know what? Give me Jamie, bro. I know he's coming out of hooping. I know he's hooping, bro.

Give me Jamie. You think so? Yes. 50? 50? Wait, 50 and a half. What was that? 2020?

He got that. Come on, bro. It's Colossus Map 1. He got that. It's what Map 1? Colossus. You got 24 hours. I saw something on the feature that I liked.

Yeah, or the popular one, yeah. All right, Pam, don't fuck it up. I'm thinking Joe and Sibb. He fucked it up. No, I'm thinking Joe and Sibb more. Yeah, but their line's probably crazy. I ain't going to lie. Yeah, it's 60 apiece.

60 apiece over, look, okay, no, no, no, go less, go less. That's both of them eating. Yeah, that's both of them going crazy. That's a 250, 249 needed. Go less on that, Matt. Like, I'm rooting for them, though. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But this, it's not about your room for it. It's not a bad line. This is why I had ball knowers here to, like, alarm me. Not a bad line. You know? You're an emotional better. Yeah, yeah, you just want, okay. What does that mean?

You just want, you want them to do good, so you're picking them to do more, but their line's crazy. I'm on black deck. I'm like, hit me. You're fucking a payable? You hit on 17? Fuck no. Oh, I was just put a check.

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Remember, new users get $50 when they play their first $5 lineup. Anyway, a tourist was seriously injured. if there are a bison tossed him about eight feet into the air in Yellowstone Park why the fuck you're getting so close to the bison you'll see this the bison is not getting euthanized however he's moving to a private he better not be get away from him bro look he he trying to like shimmy behind a bush with the fucking like bro i'm running hop on the truck anything you know the thing has a fucking main bro wash his shit that's if they hit you with camel hump your that's first that's first mistake he now you're in his line of sight why are you

doing that. Don't make eye contact. Santa, get out the way, Santa. You didn't even ask if it's okay to take a picture. This is my picture. He said, take a, watch this shit. Oh, my God. What a unit. So the truck triggered him.

Bro, does his fucking cock have a fucking mane too? Yeah, of course. Yours doesn't? Bro, his cock got a mane, his tail got a mane, his head got a mane. Wait, loki, it might be the truck's fault. Yeah, no, it was, it was. He's hitting hard lefts and shit. Look, bro.

Where's his son? Look, he's shimmy and look. Look. He looks like He's distracted right now Why aren't you moving All right I'm gonna tell you what's happening

Okay See you later Oops Whoa Just be thankfully He didn't come stomp on a bathtub He's looking at him He's laughing at him and shit

He said don't get it right here Stay the fuck down All right Matt go back like three seconds All right look Okay you see the fucking in Buffalo is distracted, you may think that he's just distracted. He's not, he's showing you what he's about to do to you.

This is called posturing. This is him getting bigger. And you're just sitting to watch. Grandpa's playing prop hunt. Get the fuck out of there. Get the fuck out of it. And he's whistling right now. I'd have been running so far.

The man made it. I would just kept running and, bro, I wouldn't stop. So here's what happened. I'm not getting anywhere near him. I would, you know, bro, that thing has, bro, you look how fucking big. I wouldn't even feel safe in one of those little jeez. He's as far as you are. clip that shit right the fuck

yourself. One of his legs weighs his back legs weighs as much as you his tall as you. Bro. If he got mad bro he would have squashed that car. A hundred percent. A scale to it by the tree. Yeah, bro, look at the size of them. Period. This is the other thing though. Okay. Are you fucking with that?

Dero's survival instincts, I feel. Uh-huh. Listen, this is why survival of the fittest. Bunk? Oh, man. I know. He was... I'll tell you one thing. I know that shit hurt. I'll tell you one. I wonder what hurt more, getting hit by? Or landing. Time out.

Time out. Probably landing, right? Tell me you're not printing this if this is you and you survive. Oh, yeah. Okay. You know, it's like, I'm making shoes with that pose. That's like a birthday card right there. And he's probably eating bison now.

He switched from hamburger. He's eating only bison. I'm glad that you brought that up. Only bison. Glad that you brought that up. Luckily, cooler heads prevailed and the internet abound sent in petitions to not euthanize this buffalo. They should have.

and do another on. This bison. So now the bison is being moved to this, like this fucking hell of private acreage of acres and acres and acres. So he's going to be the new kid on the block. Santa challenged him. All jokes aside. It's fucked up. But Santa,

you can't look him in the eyes. You can't do that. I mean, bro, yeah. I mean, he went to where he fucking plays ball. I don't even look Gwen in the eyes for too long as he's 18 pounds. If you're going to take a picture of a wild animal, you better be on the move.

You know what I'm saying? Not even looking. I'm not looking at the animal through the phone. I'm like this. I'm watching. I'm in the car. Fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not on feet, that's first off. Maybe I'll put my head, nah, never mind.

Give him a little corn or something. I can't fuck with that. He already had that whole picnic table there. There was like hell of food on it. Hey, really? Yeah, you didn't see that at the beginning? He's just chilling by the picnic table in the beginning. Who was?

Oh, yeah. That's all his food right there. Yeah. Plain that shit. Oh, hey, look, a bison. He's like, see, look, go back. Like, he goes after the truck, and when the truck, like, leaves, line aside he turns back to the

bro he's bigger than the F-150 yeah to the next movement bro it's crazy his front legs looks like he's got like a crew neck on or something you can't even like juke it to like his cock's got a mane like you know what I'm saying everything on him got a mane that is not fuck don't his cock got a mane literally like bro you can literally

like dip dive behind trees that too keep a tree between you and the animal climate gotta keep buzz away from him well yeah fuck that I know a discs or something went out in He's back. Dude. Bro.

And old, too? If I'm that old and I'm in the wild and that happens to me, I'm not, bro, do you think I'm the same age as him? I don't know, man. You think that dude right there's, if that dude right there is 46. No, he's 60. I mean, 65 for sure. Bro, look, 6.9 million views.

Several gray beard. Only 15 million people watched it. But they just re-shared it. I just don't get on Twitter that much anymore. I just don't. I feel like we talk about it every time. I just don't. Yeah.

I love things like that. Same. I mean, this is what you get, you dumb fucks. Darwinism, man. Don't tempt that beast. Cock out of me. Period. What are you going to do?

Insane turret malfunction. What is that? Is that something around the internet stuff? I think I saw that. I like this. We're like... Oh. Oh.

Another... Yo. He almost got his week split. Oh my God. I'm never, that's it. G.G. I'm done. He got up and then he ducks again.

Like, relax, dude. I'm done. And that thing still sweat. What the fuck is spinning that thing? Ride the bull? Why is it spinning like that? Them shells coming out. Wait, wait.

Can you go back to the start? Why does it? He touched the tip of it and got very. Oh, watch the end. He touches the tip. This is a thing. Look, he gets up right. He gets up right here and he's like, oh, shit.

It might still be firing. Why, she's going to touch the tip and get burnt watch He's trying to stop it Watch watch watch Ready? No, watch watch watch ready Bro, the fact that he's even thinking about stopping that thing after Oh

Oh shit The barrel burned him? Yeah, at the end Don't fight But the thought that even like, bro If that happened to me, I'm on the ground, fetal position Oh Oh my God, bro

I mean, quick reaction He would have been looking at something else. If he would have been turned around. Oh, Gigi. He's gone. Yeah. That's why I play con. Get this.

Get him off the chopper gun. Get this fucking idiot back on the fucking boots on the ground. Back to boot camp, bro. Bro. Get that guy out of it. I don't think it's his fault. It's a deter. Look at this thing.

That's a lot of power. All right, Maddie. Jake. Jack loves it. He's in a trance over there. Real. FIFA is selling pieces of the 2026 World Cup final pitch. for $450.

I've been loving watching. Oh, I love it. It's been lit. Even Is, has been loving while. She loves Holland and... What's there not to love? She was pissed when they lost.

I was just pissed because Britain won and I know they're all fucking... Oh. Wait, you were pissed that Britain one? Yeah. I wanted Holland to win. What? It's coming home.

Oh, they're going to be talking so much. I hope it comes home. Me, me, Bretron. I want Holland to win too. Yeah, I want Holland. Hey, listen. That goal, that first goal that that young kid hit, No

Marcus was telling us If you were to like Oh yeah of course But I'm saying like I You got you gotta pick England When we went to When we went to the game

Marcus was telling us Like if you try to If Holland kicked the ball Full force And you put your arm up Your wrist is breaking Yeah right Let's try it

I said bro You got to try it Yeah Holland's people Break my wrist That's I look that video Of well he probably saw

If him He's like to it Bro, that shit sounds like a gunshot. No, I have seen it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When are they toss like this? Yeah, and he just kicks it, bro. Boom.

That's the one I sent him. That mother fuck. If that hit your wrist, man. If I'm like this, though, like, there's no way. If it hits up here, maybe. But if it hits like here, no way. That's all. That's fucking great.

You're getting moved. Huh? Your forearm is being moved. Yeah, of course. But it ain't breaking it. No, I'm saying like your forearm. Oh, like it'll fracture it and fucking. No, it's just going to send it to the back.

Oh. I wouldn't do it anyway But here it is officially Moneymakers man Fuck that Well there you have it If you guys want to own a piece Of collectible

That includes the actual pitch From the final You will be able to do that If If US was If US won or if Mexico won I would definitely get it But I couldn't give a fuck

I mean I wouldn't That's cool Yeah Yeah I mean Pretty cool Matt got me the A floor of the Of 90

What season was in 96 97 Of the Bulls United Senate? What shit? That's a gift, yeah. That's fire. I never saw it. It's in my house.

Why isn't it here? It used to be. I'm going to come and redo this whole thing. What? Yeah, yeah. You're going to redo that? Yeah. That's like, I feel like redoing that's kind of a crime though.

It's like, that ain't it. Nah, you know where. That's not the original? You know what happened? You know where this went wrong? Yeah. You're saying like the whole thing, right? Yeah, like, but this isn't the original from the hex quarters.

Yeah, but I'm saying like, I don't know, just the look of it. No, way better. What? This is a, this is a. Yeah, yeah, I guess I'm tripping. Anyway, what were you saying? What were you asking? Been shit, taking shit out.

Yeah, I mean, some of us say. I got some pre-pieces missing. Man, I've been eaten. No, I know. Give me, give me that. Give me what? Huh? Give me that.

You know, give me that. Take a little piece, go home. Two weeks goes by. You forget a little bit. Give me that. Oh. And then now you're, they appear in the back of your stream room. And then I'm like, wait a minute.

Slowly but sure. I thought of fuck the heat. No, no, no. I'd have to, the heat would have to... All right, so let's get the... Fully blow over before it's in the stream. Let's look at this out the way. What are we...

We're on craps? What are we doing? What's the game plan? Yo, if we don't play craps in Vegas this trip, I'm done with y'all. Let's go play blackjack. Dude, I lose every time. I researched it. I'm down.

Bro. Crats? When the table is hot, there's no better game to play with your friends. It's not comparable. When the table is hot, you're just rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. 30 minutes straight, money, money, money. Everyone's going crazy. But he's coming?

Yeah, he's on a flight. On our flight. Oh, shit. And on our hotel. You ain't too keen on that hotel, huh? Yeah, Matt's going to be playing with... You got you, bro. We've been fucking up.

This guy wants to say it's the Cosmo with all the teenagers. No, bro, for me personally, I got the balcony right in the... Have I ever stayed at the Cosmo? I don't think I stayed there before. No, of course not. No, I'm kidding. I am kidding. I am kidding.

I only stay at the MGM, the aria. That's like it. No, just those two. Every time I heard of Vegas. The best room I've ever seen at the NGN. Remember that? What? Remember the room you had at the MGM?

With the balcony? No, with the fucking staircase. We had a big-ass balcony too. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. That room was player. That was the most fire old's a room I ever seen.

That was the white point. We weren't just gamers back. We were players. Bro. That shit was fired, Pam. Two stories, like. Godlike. You know how I do, Pam.

Come on. That shit was, that was, that was, yeah, the nicest hotel room. I've definitely been in. I mean, that shit had a two-story walk-out, huge balcony fire pit, like. It's a fire pit on the balcony. And then Hector got the room next door so we could just go through the side door into double beds. Oh, that's hard, man. We were a dally.

Really? Really invited us a boy. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah, you probably weren't there for that trip. No, I was. Oh, you were? What, for what trip? I was gonna say.

Get me to Vegas and then get me out of Vegas after three days, but we're gonna be there five days, but do you do laundry at events? No, I have. That's the telltale. If you have to do laundry, you get a bigger suitcase. I mean, I did it in Paris. I mean, I had to do it. No, I was good.

Well, because, yeah, we know. I mean, I just blend it in. I don't want to expose you, but. I blended in, bro. I could smell my balls. Well, you saved two days, though. Yeah, you saved two days. You didn't do shit for two days.

You stayed in your room. so that's too I can do what I want I was taking two three showers a day bro two minimum for me one before I left and one when I come back

I couldn't get I could not get oh yeah I'm talking wet 100% two a day shit thank God for that little fan man

when they delivered that fan y'all got one that's cool I didn't if you would have if you were out no I did they didn't have anyone

asked yeah because because all the huntsman took one we all took well I didn't take one When I got that text The first thing I did

You wouldn't know the first thing That crossed my mind I instantly looked to see What chat it was in Make sure it wasn't in the big optic chat I'd have been pissed I'd text in on the side Like why don't you do that

You guys did yours And I'm waking up Fuck you up dick 8 a.m. I'm like y'all come on man Yeah that was crazy That was crazy I'm like y'all

Gotta get a grip right now It was cool It was like the Mexico fans They were outside of Britain's hotel Fucking playing drums and shit They found their And they were just They couldn't sleep

All night All night Shooting fireworks off drums Fucking mariachi Yeah Everything Hey

That's mental warfare Yeah I don't know about all They were doing the same shit Yeah I wouldn't do that shit Fuck you optic I didn't agree with it Because think about this

Right like You don't want I mean personally right And I don't know A fandom is fandom But like If I'm As a guy cheering

For Mexico In this instance In every instance where they're competing. But like, I wouldn't want to be like, yo, we won. And then they say it's like, yeah, you won't, but only because we didn't get no sleep.

Nah. You what I'm saying? No way they'd use that as an excuse. Of course they would do anything. They got white noise machines, fucking ear vibrators. They're professional soccer players. Queer in a country.

They got everything to sleep. Yeah. University of Silicon Valley will give you a scholarship if you can complete all 115 advancements in Minecraft. What is 115 advance?

advancements. Damn, you ain't a real Minecrafter? Minecraft screenshots, Terraria, all campaign, don't start together. Five unique character, mastery, achievement, stream profile survival optimization, arc survival evolved, no man sky. That's you, right Matt? Star Citizen is Matt, my bad. You still play that?

Damn. Yeah, Matt's Matt's, Matt gave up from video games, guys. I've been playing Tarki, it's bad. You've been playing Tarkoff? You moved on from League? Yeah, I actually have. I've been playing Tarky now. You got tucked?

What, in league? No, I just randomly started playing Tarkov and I got addicted like two years ago, like bad. Like waking up, not brushing my teeth, robes straight upstairs, not saying what's up to is, I'm upstairs. That's just not my game.

I'm fucking raiding. We call that the Nate shot. And now I can play in my living room. This shit was banging. It's bad. He's a good morning, no, right? It's bad. Good morning.

Don't whisper at me nothing. Don't tell me no secrets, is what I used to tell him. What, drag, he's breathing fire? Oh, dude, yeah. He was kicking. Get that man a breath mint.

Say, he needed a fucking sign. But that's fire. Listerine. I can't believe they're... He needs to mouthwash with Mr. Clean. Yeah, you still going in on it? No, my brain kept going. That must be bad, man.

No, no, no. I mean, we're still talking about it 20 years later. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I scroll down a little bit, man. I can't believe they're giving a scholarship for... Minecraft. Playing PVE.

It's not even PVP. Like, you could just... But what, first of all, I want to know what the universal Silicon Valley is. What's the fuck is Silicon Valley University? Or University of Silicon Valley? Of course. Erlik? Erlich.

Buckman? Is that name? Yeah. Erlick Bachman. I love that guy. Gene Wu, what the fuck are you doing? I don't remember. Did I see those videos?

You ever see those videos of the... people storming that place in L.A. Storming the place? Like some fucking I forgot what it's called. It's called Supreme? Some research place. They had to lock the doors and take off the locks. People were just on TikTok. Like zombies? I don't know what the fuck the place was called. They're fucking crawling on

top of them? Human research? I can't remember. Caesar go home? Huh? You never seen Planet of the Apes? They're doing research on them and then fucking Caesar's going? God, I fucking love those. Now there's war. Now there's war between. humans and apes? Oh, we'd get demolished. We would get them polished.

Bro, could you imagine. Can you imagine a cod? Seth, imagine a cod that's like... He loves this combo. So I bring up... Like, fucking guerrilla warfare. Like, that's what it's called? What's it called?

Just guerrilla warfare. Dude, they need to make like... You're swinging on trees and shit. Okay. I told you. I'm telling you, bro. Tell me it. I see it.

You lost me. I see it. I thought you were just going like Vietnam. Like that style of game swinging on trees. We've already fucking done that. We need apes, like, fucking just, like, gun it in, bro. Yeah.

Because if they figure it out, you've seen the movie? If they figure it out, we're chalked. They'd beat the fuck out of here. Dude, let's all get baked. It's 10 a.m. How do you not know? It's like, baked and talk about gorillas with DSRs. Let's get baked and talk about stringing on binds and cops.

I have a proposal. I have a proposal. Let's do... Yeah, I took a gun at me last night. Ancient Aliens watch party. The way that Action Bronson did it with with Tyler. the creator. Have you ever seen it?

Look it up right now. But we have to. Type in Best of Ancient Aliens. Of course, done. Consider it done. How much? 50? Done. What? We got to do a Pine Park show. 50 done.

Yo, if I sat on his desk and smoked with y'all, I would throw up on this TV show. Oh, yeah, I throw it up on myself. Once you get to YouTube, type in Best Up. I wouldn't be. I had two hits. You know me. Two hits. Mout of Door. No, that's not true because in Miami.

Yeah, but like, now I'm a big boy. That was, I'm like, damn. Well, now I do gummies and shit, so, you know. Can we get a triple power connection? Fucking love action, Bronson. Bottom one, bottom on, bottom one. Tyler the creator, man. Now, put it to the middle.

Right here, right here. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here. Just answer the fucking question. You like aliens. Yep. Yeah, they're sick. Put it on. Put it on.

I can literally see my vision tunneling. If I hit that thing three times, Gigi. See how entertaining this is? It's green behind us. There you go, Matt. Put it in the schedule. Depends on how it. 10,000 likes.

We'll do one of these. All right, Matt, I think that's going to I'm going to do it for this episode of the podcast. Thank you so much for tuning in, everybody. We will see you in Champs. Big Watch Party weekend. All channels are going to be live. Four days in a row Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Championship Sunday.

Hopefully we'll be on stage on Championship Sunday, represented for the Green Wall, making you guys proud yet again. On a quest. On a quest. On a quest. See you.