OpTic Podcast - CHOOSING SCUMP'S REPLACEMENT ON OpTic TEXAS | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 98

Episode Date: November 3, 2022

This week we have Dashy, Scump, Formal, and HECZ on to talk about Scumps replacement!  This podcast is sponsored by DoorDash, Manscaped, and Generation esports  For a limited time, download the DoorDash app and enter code OPTICPODCAST get 50% off on your first order of $15 or more and $0 delivery fees. Go to http://manscaped.com and use code OPTIC to get 20% off plus free shipping.    Generation esports is hosting the ultimate modern warfare 2 kickoff event. Registration is FREE: https://hubs.li/Q01qYTRy0 Check out OpTic Nation here: https://www.nation.opticgaming.com/ Check out the OpTic Podcast here:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047 https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQG MB01VRXLRVBBYYQ CHOOSING SCUMP'S REPLACEMENT ON OpTic TEXAS | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 98 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So we did the boat with his, right, for the engagement. I texted Hector after, and I was like, they filmed it, obviously, and I was like, if you pay for the boat, you can use the footage. Wait. Did I tell you that? I told you that story, right? It's funny when it comes from him. I said, pay for the boat, you can use it.

Don't pay for the boat? It's all mine. They're a pretty rich trip. You guys run a boat drinking eating sushi? Yeah, he paid for us. Of course I was taking a load off. That shit. That shit hurt.

You're asking for Venmos and shit? No. It's a right off. I said it will split it 10 ways. Welcome, welcome to episode number 98 of the Optic podcast. This episode is brought to you by DoorDash Manscape Generation Esports. And we have some co-hosts here. All-Star, All-Star studded cast.

We have a man scumper jumper to my left, dashy, two-time world champion, Mr. Formal. We talked way too much about you last time. Yeah. Want to tip the head again. We got to talk about the other T2P, not Cester. so fucking tip-a-ball. Which part? Is this just a tipping?

The multi-fPS World champ? Multi-FPS world champ? Then I saw him gun Brandon and an S&D. Was that an S&D champ? Dude, like, why is that? I saw that clip has like 50K views and I act.

Oh my God, he shook from it. He's breaking. And I actually lost full. In the clip, it's like formal shits on dashing. He's kept me in a corner, just ironing. Is it all I'm going to say? I was watching Brandon the day before and he was 14 and 6, 13 and 2.

14 and 3. And then he played against me and he went 4 and 7, 4 and 7, 4 and 4. seven so but I won the child you didn't win the child but come on wait who are the teams super mismatched hey I lie just pretend pretend this an iron site and then align the mic with the base like this actually not that mismatch there you go he had Tupac I mean it was a fair matchup but he hasn't played the game in two years like I don't know like yeah it was gonna be mismatch in a robot wait so who got who you got him down he didn't got me he camped the

corner I don't think he killed me one time he camped the corner he was camping the corner because he was recovering from just being in a fight with two dudes what the fuck what Wait, what? You weren't you just fighting? I'm just up sorry. I just killed two of his boys. You let me murder his boys. Yeah.

And then they died when his death came and saw him get murdered too. That's a Hector montage. Yeah. It was a good point. I'm not going to let some professional Call of Duty players talk about my Call of Duty game. You're surrounded by pros now. Now you're fucked. I am in good company.

I am the company that I keep. Birds of a feather fly together. You know what I'm saying? You know who has three rings now? Papa. Shesh. I have a Collad A HALO, two HALO 1, formal thank you, man.

How many have you got me? Just one. Okay. 30 other chips, though. Don't ask me. 31. I still want my custom World Series of Warzone trophy. Yeah, what's up?

Called a Duty? Produced by the company. Yeah, by the company called Activision. Yeah, fucking right. It's not coming. It's a mega company. Bro, if I don't see in the comments to get me a damn trophy, I'm going to rage. Like, it was 100K.

You're going to retire if we don't. It was 100K. It was a A thousand A thousand percent That's trophyable Six fits A thousand percent

Uh page Can you hit a pitch I could have him Hit up a trophy person That wouldn't satisfy me Like I need it from him To make two Two war zone tournament championships

One for him And his place And one for the mantle Over there Thank you Yes See Just ask man

I have been asking I just have to do it live And bait with comments Wait is the halo Trophy I'm getting put there Is it right there? You want to know how fucking cheap I am?

Hell yeah. So we did the boat with his right for the engagement. I texted Hector after and I was like, they filmed it obviously and I was like, if you pay for the boat, you can use the footage. Wait. Did I tell you that? I told you that story, right? It's funny when it comes from him. I said pay for the boat, you can use it.

Don't pay for the boat. It's all mine. Yeah, so I said, because I was joking, we're all obviously drinking and eating sushi. Some of us were eating more sushi than the other. I think a pretty rich trip. He's on a boat drinking eating sushi? Yeah, he paid for us. Of course I was.

It's taking a load off. That shit hurt. You're asking for Venmos and shit? No. It's a right off. I said, we'll split it 10 ways. I look at Nick and I'm like, I'm like, watch this, watch this. Yo, Seth, can I use you for the thumbnail on my vlog?

And he's like, no. And then later on, hours later, hours later. And I'm going to read it verbatim so that you don't think I'm capping. Wait, I think you were the one that, oh, wait, no, I brought it up. Yeah, 1,000 percent. I'm just hustling out here, you know No, I hear you man I respect it man

Hustle It would make for a bangor process What do you mean? I mean I retire You put the engagement in there You tie it all together I mean

It's a lot of views It's a lot of fuck Euse Hold on I gotta find this I gotta find this Because it was really really good Don't act like you text me all the time

You don't text me anymore You said you can put that shit in process If the company pays for the boat Because I just sent him A picture of me taking a poop right? And I'm like, no wonder I saw your wallet. Anyway, long story short, that was really funny.

I appreciate the joke. Ask, Brad, Roger, do you want to use some of that for a process? Oh, okay, cool. So he's got to pay us because there's you. Wait, so is he going to have... Who are an employee of the company? It's going to go in what thing? Yeah, what are you doing for Seth's thing?

Is it like one big process or a bunch of different, like, processes? We still have to decide. Should do a bunch of different ones? Yeah, we should do. We should do one big one, like a fucking movie. Okay, there you go. Can I be in it? Shit.

Can I be Scotty Pipp? I'm Scotty Pip. Wait. No, we talked about this. He's Kerr. Neither of you want to be Scotty Pippin. I'll be Scotty Pippin. There's a T2P.

But like the thing is like, there's Jordan and It's not T2B. It's not T2B. It's not too. You're literally Steve Kerr. Just take me a little one shot. You're like your little Vegas. I'll be Dennis Rodman actually.

Yeah, that's a good one. I need to let. No, I need some time off. Wait, so who. I need to go Rips a VAL. I don't know if that is. You might be Dennis. I might be Dennis. Why?

I can't spin me. Just I got a... You got what? What do you mean by that? What? He said that I might have to be Rodman. Why is he Rodman? If I'm not Scottie Pipp, I'm Rob. I gotta be... It's Phil Jackson.

Oh, I am Phil Jackson. Yeah. What? That's fair. Fuck you, Mike. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're definitely Dennis. Yeah, like I need some time off. I need to rip some vow. I'm going to Vegas

And by Vegas I mean Valer Listen I undown loaded Tarkov I haven't been on You gotta undownload Val I haven't been on It's only fucking fair

I haven't been out I actually took Tarkov Up by the game I can vouch for him He's not played any Valor I haven't played Good Even when he gets here

It's grind time Especially Especially You last day especially Obviously Everyone saw Crimic's What I'm gonna be

What? What? Everyone saw what Crimson said when you say it's like, you know, I announced that I was going to retire to and my team didn't try any harder than that. He didn't announce it. No, that's what he made it known to his team. Well, Seth doing it to

a lot of him. I mean, if you guys don't try, I mean, that's fucked up and it's only going to look bad on you guys because I'm out. I mean, like, we're not, it's not running it down. I'm fucking out. I'm not running it down. You can run it down. You can't run it down. It's a win, win for him. Me run it down? You can't run it down. You can't run it down in this game. I'm waiting for daddy and then I'll run it down to me. Just run it down to me. Run it down.

You run it. But in this game, you have to wait for Deadty until you run it. You could actually ride it one, you get Deadie. When you get Deadie, you're like, it's like a bat out of hell. I actually like it. I actually like it, when people know that I'm coming. You know what I mean? So that they know that here comes a monster.

This game is intimidating. This game is. Irons in this game are insane. Irons in this game are actually nuts. You can't break any of this game. Everyone has an insane iron. I will say, though, it is a super smooth game. And that's all I'm going to say.

The sniper rifle broken for sure. It's got it. Yeah. It's good as like, I don't know, it's positive. But other than that, like, some of the maps are questionable and all of the maps are questionable. There wasn't a single S&D map where I was like, this makes a lot of sense. I think the F-O maps pretty. The hotel, no, the two maps that are good are just being taken out. Yeah, that's man.

Yeah, that fucking sucks. Wait, why is that taken out, though? Did they not get permission? Those are just literally just did it. They have to be the two best, right? Yeah, but their copyrighted. The thing is, it's like, who owns Circuit of the Americas? Because they had to have gotten, like, the rights.

to use that IP. Apparently the museum map or the museum map was in the beta got taken out because same reason for the F1 and the hotel map. So the Breenberg Hotel, I understand, right? Like if it's a high class hotel where dignitaries...

The Hyatt. The Hyatt... Yeah. In Columbus, Ohio. What's it called? In the East East... Easton, Easton, Ohio. No, the Breenberg is all saying

that I think that makes sense because if a bunch of political dignitaries and people like that stay there, then you could literally run a I'm just saying, I'm not saying that I would do this because I'm not a terrorist. But you can run drills through that and fucking make it work.

Rescue the, what's it? The prisoner rescue thing? You know what I'm like? It's like they're giving people like, you say, here, train on this shit. You know what I'm saying? So I understand why they wouldn't allow that. Yeah, that's the brain of the...

And I just... The amount of IP that they have, like which maps are they bringing back? What about Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Claus? Yo, Maddie. Go on Twitter, go to Bow. That'd be a dope. Go on Twitter, Maddie.

Which one? Santa Canda. Look at the Bound. Single-handedly the bounce? And then go to his tweets and replies. I still think Gustav Cannon's the worst. Wait, wait, tell me. This is definitely a contending.

The Santa Santa Santa, Border Crossing. You would play that? No, it's the worst map. It's one of the worst maps we've ever played. It's arguably the worst. It's bottom three for sure. Yeah, go to tweets and replies. Bound.

Yeah, and he replied to a funny ass tweet. Watch that. Oh, full screen that. Watch those. I watch this. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. Oh, watch that.

It affects me. Car blows up. Let's keep watching. Carblos up. Oh my God. This is insane. This is so trolling. This is insane.

He's like, all right, I'm out of the cycle. He's like, what the fuck? He doesn't do anything. He's been trying to turn with this like little sniper thing too. You can tell he's checked too, right? He's like, wait. He's like, wait. He's like, he waited, right?

So good. So good. Oh, my God. Wait, go to his. Twitter. I want to see what the guy's actual Twitter is because I was just like Rob to tweet. Yeah, good shit. I can't read that. That is comedy. Good shit, rails. 18. WarTech

4. Shout out WarTech. That tweet's blowing up. When I saw it initially had 60 favorites. Now it's a lay blown out. So Brandon, the question. Who you replace me with? That is a good question. Because I have to have a say as well. The trap has been laid. I have to pass the torch.

It might be a double retirement. Don't answer that. I'm just showing. I'm just showing. No, you have to stay. I don't make this decision. I don't make this decision. That's right. Who makes it Shotsie? Me. Don't ask you. The warlord Shotsie?

What you call that? Huh? Because that little fucker's intimidating, bro. To who? Huh? To who? Everyone. Why?

Because you know he's got sauce and it's like... Yeah, he's got pulled. You know, he's got sauce. You don't tell us. Did you ever hear me say that you have sauce? No. No, but he's my teammate. I'm not going to not gas him.

He's a little bit intimidating. Yeah. Listen. The only other multi-game, right? That's why I don't feel the intention. I guess, maybe. Yeah, because it's like intimidating. Because he's at the same seed.

I'm saying like... Yeah. I see what you're saying. I just still don't feel it. It's okay, though. Yeah, that's fair. Did you feel it before last two Sundays ago? No?

No, see? Because he was already being what he was meant to become. Like that one? Yeah, that was good. What? I wouldn't call him a warlord, though. Warlords is a very specific. I like it.

I like it. The warlord? It's like the Red Death Warlord. What did your dad call you growing up? It's my name. was a Brandon maybe like

a more Lebanese but like that Seth really tried to trap you right there and I was like crazy what if I just said like

a random sub yeah nah listen you just check me out against him the whole year I'm like holy shit this is my replacement

insane I can't get shit on you want to see my DMs huh I'll show you I actually bet that people are like

lining up but just know that I have no say I feel like Seth my run it back. You said you go six for six you'd play again, but what if you just win champs? Yeah, what if you don't want any major?

What if you win champs? What if you go like two for six? I'm out. Because if you win champs, you get to play the same game again. It's kind of a free second champs. It's like a two rings in a row. You already said it on.

Yeah, there's no way you go out, winning a ring and then just retiring. I definitely could. No, that is the time to go. I definitely could and I definitely will. It's a double ring, though. Six for six? What about four for six?

Yeah, what about four for six? No, six for six. What about three for six, but all back to back at the end, plus champs. Plus, you're frying. Plus you're hacking. Like, dude, you haven't missed a shot. 3.1.4. Just throwing in a whole bunch of variables.

Just added perks to my little. I'm being, that is, that is actually the ice monster. That is actually a good question. The ice monster? That goes kind of crazy. The ice monster? Now he wants to say because, so he wants to fulfill the prophecy. I became the ice monster.

He's calling you the ice giant from beyond the wall. Imagine six months from now This is all taking place And it's actually coming to fruition And you start calling me an ice monster You have to mad him And I changed my avie to a fucking ice dragon It's like a yety

Yeah Oh yeah That is a good question though Like you know Some people hit their You know their stride In a different way at different times What if at the right page of 27

Yeah At 27 What if 27 is your best Gamer year ever And you do become like Your final form And you're just like This is just

You're the one You're Neo in the Matrix and you realize that you're in it and you just show up to everything You know everybody's move You're not retiring You can't retire after that Yes again

Do you think you have the mental fortitude To go against your ego? No I'll answer that for him No It doesn't But you're hacking We just win champs

You're running it back And then if we start off the year Like for up you're like You can just pull the plug Yeah we start We start the ear rough I'm like Yeah

I'm like None of that Just really quickly want to touch based on the Optic Hangout that's happening live presented by GameStop and Xbox November 11th from Eastport Stadium in Arlington. That's next week. Matt, is that correct? That's next week. Ten days from now.

First time they were doing the Optic Hangout live in front of a live audience. Wait, real quick. Did you give out candy last night? I did. Dude, I think Buzz literally threw up everywhere last night. What's a chocolate? No. He was just sitting at the front door like barking for hours at kids coming up.

Dude, I was streaming. All I heard was Howling. Dogs don't live up. Let me ask you this, Seth. Let me ask you this, Seth. Did you consider maybe, I don't know, locking them up in the farthest room of your estate? No.

Put some fucking white noise, some music in the background. Shut down the curtains. Put on TV. Put on the show. Something logical to appease your son. That's like TV to him. He was loving that shit. He was so drunk.

He was so drunk. He was so drunk on happiness And he's just like Oh my God Never never be this happy again He loved it a little too much Yeah Yeah

Yeah hung out up Hunted out a bunch of candy Jude obviously decorated The The golf cart And then it You know We were running

I was on the Super 73 Behind them Did you go Trick or treating last night? I didn't personally go tricketree I was just riding around And getting it Well would live

Yeah Not by himself That'd be fucking weird You just see Hector walking around What are you? What are you? I'm a 42-year-old man with gout That's why I'm limping

Fucking giving me candy Hell yeah And you know our neighborhood Gives out the big chocolate I was so mad The fool twigs It's a pretty nice name We did not

We did not And I'm like Jude We're probably the only house You're probably the only house No Me too We're good Wait a neighborhood to go there's insane

No we gave out candy But we gave up the little Oh I didn't even give out candy I was streaming Yeah I figured I heard this is what I heard I heard that there was going to be a Halloween party

At your house and I was like great I didn't get invited to that one I shut that shit down so fast Is was trying to make that happen so bad I'm like the fucking game just came out Yeah Like it's over like party time's over I was like dude I was like dude take a left let's drive by Seth

See if there's any cars outside so I can walk in there And there's like thanks for the fucking invite And there was nobody there I was like he's streaming I just got this kind of locked It's the last dance He's like you shut it down right I mean we can't be throwing Halloween party

The game just came out. It's the last dance. Like, got to get it. What are you guys doing for Thanksgiving? I think I'm trapped here. What are you doing? I'm having a bunch of people over. Is his family?

I think my mom's coming. I'm coming to that. You can come? Anyone that anyone's more than welcome to come to mine. I was going to say the same thing. If you guys don't have anything to do, obviously my family's throwing a good. Because I'm pretty sure last year, me and Brandon were here eating Chick-fil-A. Yeah, so it's a good thing.

Well, is his mom is cooking and eat. Yeah, so two open invites, obviously, if you guys want to... Football is going to be on all day, there'll be drinks. Well, actually, we won't be able to drink because that's what, the 24th, and our first match is the second of December. They hate Christmas. Are you hung over for six days? Huh?

What are you saying? No, I got to be locked. No, he's got to be drinking for six days. It's first match. It's Minnesota rocker. Is it? I'm coming in. I'm trying to give Cocker.

Huh? Is that you? That's it? Respectfully, of course. So, look, there's been a lot of talk, there's been a lot of talk, obviously, about you obviously retire, right, being one of the eldest in the scene. And obviously, now that it's here, is there anything?

I mean, obviously, you gave your explanation. And obviously, with formal, you know, people thought the same thing, right? They were saying, I was like, oh, you know, he just doesn't have it anymore. And it wasn't that. It was the passion that was missing. Obviously, proven by the fact that he just won him another fucking World Championship Series in a different fucking game. No, it's 100% passion.

I mean, the games, like, I said it on stream yesterday. I literally said, like, there's only so many cods that you can go through where you don't really love the game until, like, it's old. So hopefully I love this game. I haven't played search yet. I'm playing it today. I mean, Vanguard, I'm not going to lie. Like, that might have been the dagger.

For the record, also, game battles? Vanguard plus our season was a dagger. Yeah, it was like. We had M.W. Cold War Vanguard. We had now Berlin. I mean. This past years have kind of been AIDS. So it's like we had B-04

Great, and then we had MW just sets us back. Dude, it's like, we've had good game, bad game, good game, bad game, good game, bad game for like the last cycle. We had IW into World War II and then B-O-4 into MW 2019 and then Cold War into Vanguard. So hopefully this is the cycle

where it's a good game again. You've seen it though, yeah? Also. I have nothing to say what I'm saying, though? We've actually, it's been a pattern. It's been a fair game. Well, I mean, three Jepad games are all good. That's what, but that, yeah, but it's still pattern.

Black Caps three be the pattern. the best out of all of them in my opinion. They were all good. The wall run was insane. I agree with that. I think B03 was the best. V-O-3 was the one. B-H3 was the best.

B-H3 was God. The game was so fun. You could pub in that game and actually have fun. Do not give me the... I think that was peak competitive God. But this is where I was going, I don't play pubs. I don't play game battles.

Game battles removed S&D. As if that fucking brand wasn't dead enough already. Wait, in this game? Yeah. They removed S&D. What are you going to do? You play prisoner rescue. What's...

What's... Is that the video? Isn't that our video for today? I think... I think content's shot. You're playing pubs? No, it was game battles. I think we're playing HP in 250s.

Matt? Into the mic. You're not going to play S&D today. You're going to play... Prisoner rescue? What the fuck is prisoner and rescue? But because of that, right? Because of the bomb...

Yeah, is there a reason... Is there a... Is there... Who run... Okay, first of all... Why'd they take search out? This is what I want to happen. Okay. This one needs to happen. And I'm asking for it right now.

The brand MLG, the brand game battles and anything that falls within the MLG universe needs to be given back to Adam Appicella and the people behind Eastport engine today. Those guys are Diffy. That shit just turned to shit. It literally turned to fucking, they ruined something beautiful. God damn it. No one gives a fuck. Pardon me, my French. No one cares. They don't care about game battles anymore. And then now you're removing searching the That's the one thing you had going for you. Give it back.

You're not doing anything with it. Give it back. I'll tell you what. We start scrimms on Thursday. We gotta start now. You're just scrimming soon? Thursday. It's an accelerated schedule.

I'm going to tell you why I'm saying that. I thought about doing an optic MLG collab. That would have been sick with the brand and all that stuff. But I realized that they just don't have the same juice no more so I can't do it. And anyone that does it, traders. Because those brands need to go back to the people that built it. Because my goodness. and yeah, maybe they paid for it.

So I'll sell it back to him. I'm not saying to just make it happen, though, because removing S&D is the last straw for me. I'm going to go play. What's the other games? What are the other tournament websites that? CMG is a lot. I'm going to go to CMG.

You don't want to go there. Okay. Well, actually, I don't know if CMG is bad or not. They're just not great. There's just nothing good anymore. None of the websites are that great. I mean, it all comes down to, like, none of them enforce time, like, time constraints.

Like, if any of the websites actually enforce time constraints, I bet you they'd blow up in, Because like... Okay, this is what's gonna happen. Dude, playing us in D-turnies, like... The worst part is just sitting there waiting. There's literally a team that's like three other, like, one and done. On the same site.

Okay, this is what I'm gonna do. We should make our own website and actually... That's what I'm gonna do. Throw up actually decent prize pools every single day and just enforce time constraints and make them play ours. They're just in it for the quick cash. That's where they're just spamming one and down. Yeah, they're all just trying to get the little quick piece.

Yeah, they're just spamming one and over and over. Me? Why'd you just do that? Me? Yeah. Well, I was going like this. Dude. Like grabbing it a piece.

That's even worse. Yeah. That's even fucking worse. He was running. It's even worse. He was same cash. It's like the cash. I saw it out of the corner of my.

It looked a little bit sus. It's just where your fucking head goes. It looked a little bit sussie baca. What does that mean? Sussie Baca. Sussie Baca. I think it's a TikTok thing. I think you're, I don't know.

No? I think it's a TikTok thing. I don't know what it is. I've heard it before. I heard on TikTok. I don't know what it means. Fossy Baca? Sussy like suss?

I know what suss. Yeah. Yeah. And then you add suss and like a... She just sounds like some press chubacca. It's five gifted. These are... Hector comes into my stream last night.

Resubs. Go ahead. Say it. Comes to my stream. Re subs doesn't give five. So? Fake. That's more...

I feel like it's more real. Hector? Wasn't at my retirement video. Hector gets me five gifted every time. Actually. He was more retirement video. Dude, it's actually saying... He wasn't there when we were shooting the video.

Why should he be? Because it's only the biggest video. video of my career. But the video was only you. He could have been in it. There was people there were optic employees in it. Washing with you? Yeah, but they were part of the crowd. Uh, they were in it. Matt Craig were you, Matt Craig was in it. Matt Craig was my filling. Play it. Play it. Play the video. Matt Craig was my feeling. Yeah. Make me cry again. Break my heart again. Is your stut man like that one dude? What's his name? What the one we did the commercial with? Oh Craig? Yeah, Craig. Yeah, Craig's the

beast. Yeah, Craig's a beast. Yeah, Craig. Craig who? He's not gonna watch us. He's Clay stuntman from the commercial. Not just skip to the Skip to the part where the crowd is. You guys have seen this shit already. Yeah, I want to cry again. I'm getting emotional already. Go to the crowd. Go back, go back.

It's all set. Go back. Go back. I'll tell you when to stop. Right here. Stop right here. Put it right here and then I'll tell you want to pause. Pause.

Pause. Are you... Are you... Are you... Are you Ariana Grande or something? Why are you fucking sleeves all the way to fuck down there? Because they gave me the wrong fucking size. Secondly,

whoever shot this, this is my issue and why I am the best. My attention to detail is just beyond anything else. I know, I did. It was like, we do Ariana Grande. Can press play and go back to the crowd? We were shocked this. This was the day. It's the same kind of people that shoot when your midrift is showing in fucking Huntsman video.

This was the day after the B-O-2 throwbacks, so I was hung over because I was a champion. Look at it. Look, there's, who, wait, who are these people? That's Mel. That's Mel. Mel's on my right. That's Paige with a Scumpy Dumpy. Yeah, that's Paige with the Scumpy sign.

That's Aaron in front of her. This guy works for Batissimo. So Hector could have been in this shot. Is that what we were saying? Because the rest of this video is just you. He's next to you right there. You should just make a whole, someone should make a video with Hector put in all these shots.

Like he should have been there. He should have been there. Every single shot. Okay, two. Like you're resting on his glasses. So, okay. So two things on that. One, I appreciate you.

I appreciate so much that you would have wanted me to be a part of this video. The second thing is that this is a goodbye to you. This should be all about you. Do you know how? You got to say. You don't think that the attention will be shift over. to me immediately? No.

If I'm in the video, I'm just as popular. You know what I'm saying? What are you to say? No, but in our reality, I had fucking work to do. I was literally

downtown that entire What could be more important? Bro, Zinny's winning kickoffs. Who the fuck let this happen? I don't know. Who competed against him? I wasn't in it, yeah. I'm not playing content creator

fucking throwbacks. Why not? Huh? It's RNG. Dude, because last year. Wait, let's play some. Just say it.

No. Wait. Oh, wait. I'm actually on place some. I just want. I just want, I just want it, time out. Replay that, Matt.

Re-run this, okay? He said no until somebody said, oh, wait, let's do it. And he said, yeah, let's do it. Oh, yeah. Run the replay. Bro, but they're so whack because, like, Cram, Damon, like, there was just stack teams. Wait, we can make a stack team.

Two points of the best player on that list, and he's a content creator. Like, you know what I mean? Like, he's the best part in the lobby. Wait, if that team won. But look who won, though. They beat those teams? Yes. Then I have full confidence.

I mean, it's literally the, like, this game is. Wait, it's methods, Nero, Parasite. and destroy. Yeah, I don't know how Slashers team lost. Slashers Selyam, Appetty and Tupac? They came in third? Bro, there's just fucking stacked as teams. What? Sam, a BZ? Wait, there's like

full teams on this almost. They're just lucky, I didn't play. Just put it like that. Like, we could literally make a team of us three right here and then and then like Tupac as a fourth. I'm down. And play. That's so stacked. That shit is so opi. That is the most stacked thing I've ever heard. Can I be fourth? Sure.

Yeah, we can definitely get a tournament in. Cheers. You know what? Wait, wait, wait. Don't even bring out my trophy. Why is shit trending? I got to see this. No, come on, man.

You know that we go down the rabbit. We're not going down the rabbit hole of poop. Like the poophole of rabbits. Oh, is it literally, oh, it's about. It's just like, holy shit. Is it? The take-off story is so sad. It's probably the take-off thing.

Yeah, literally is take-off. Wait, why? Take-off died. No, I know, but why shit? Probably saying holy shit. Because like holy shit. Yeah. I mean it is fucking insane.

It's so crazy over a game of dice and this I mean look obviously it had to have been way more than that. I don't want to talk about it in none of my business. No, I heard that he wasn't even playing. I heard it was Cuevo that was playing and then I heard it was Quavo that was playing and then Quaver got in arguing with someone and then they got yeah and they got pretty into it and then one of their own guys thought they were gonna start a shoot out and then shot takeout. Yeah, accidentally shot takeout. Wait what? Yeah. That was what I saw.

Yeah. I also heard that after like, I guess I get, you get like friendly fire, I think he also got shot. I'm gonna say this also. If, if you see someone is in dire need of help,

if you see somebody lying on the floor bleeding and your first instinct is to pull out your fucking phone to record that shit, you are a fucking scum. Yeah, that's actually so, or just ignorant. Because, bro,

like, oh, that's actually. Like to see, see a person on the floor bleeding out and to think like I can get cloud from this. somehow is actually like, like I don't even know if it's that.

I think it's just like an initial response. Yeah. Maybe. I don't think they like, they're not thinking about that. They're just like, I feel like it crosses their mind. It's not.

Not a more business. Gunshots's going off and somebody's on the floor. Like, you know what I mean, you're still even around with your phone now? I think that's like, I don't know. I mean, this is crazy though. Like this is, this is like, that's nuts.

That's nuts. I feel like we can seem a rapper every than months just like. Yeah, every other month. Yeah, every other month. Yeah. Lil TJ did this, or he got shot. Lil TJ got shot. Like two months in a nobody survived.

He got shot six times. PMB Rock got shot in the restaurant just like a dinner. Yeah. And then he got shot like it's. A golf and a cupcake shot. They're so fucking insane. All right. Well, you know, rest,

rest in peace, man. Too young. 28 years old. Yeah, he was like. 28 years old, man. There's so much. Oh. I cannot, I cannot stress this enough, man.

Like, take care of yourself because 28. I mean, the amount of people are just going so young, man. Yeah. Anyway, move on, moving on. Feel super sorry for their family. Actually, you know what? Let's go on a quick commercial break.

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It's going to be interactive with the crowd, of course. You know, social distancing a little bit, but definitely interacted with the crowd some way somehow. Obviously, because of how close it is to the season, we are going to. I am personally going to be a little bit more strict about the way that we do things. If you're feeling unwell, don't come to that. Yeah, especially if you're, there'll be plenty of times. for you to come out. The major is happening in March sometime. Am I right? I hope.

We gotta defend that. There's a halo event. There's another hot event. Like, please if you're sick, just don't come to it. I'm two for two at ESA. We had We had the major, knock on wood. We had the major and then the B.O2 throwback. I love USA. I'm literally running ESA right now. Oh, just, I'll just for you. Stop, Seth. Please cut this fucking part. At the moment. For the love of God. At the moment, I'm running ESA. I just say that same thing about the, a couple of LMOs in the chat is not The way he's talking about that? The way he's talking about that is the exact same way I used to talk about.

Do you remember the facilities in the MLG studios in Columbus? Yeah. I used to talk about them just like he just did. I was undefeated there and then I never won again in there. Oh my God. Oh my God. I was 24 now. Then I went like 0 for 18.

Oh my God. You hexed yourself. You don't believe in that shit. I believe in preparation and the hard work. No, no, no. That's weird. If you're hoping, it's different. I'm hoping now.

Why are you hoping? Because he needs to believe it. Stop. hoping. Okay, fine. This year's all about confidence. Dude. Was Halo a fate win, you think?

Uh, no, they were, no, they were better than everyone, to be honest. Like, fate is like,

like a margin. Like, for example, like, yeah, LAG event when they won, that's fate. That's a fate event.

You know what I'm saying? Kyler's just getting every, like, Kyler's going, just getting timing. I just think we worked way harder than every other team. That's what I mean,

like every HAL team wasn't even trying to just a period. Except for us. Like, like, we're going hard every single time. You guys want back to back? Like it wasn't like You know what I'm saying?

It would have been fate for another team That's like C-9 It would have been fate for like Native Red if they would have won Or C-9 It was like Native Red and they started doing really well That would have been a fate run But ours was a little bit run Yeah especially because it was a back-to-back

Right like they won Orlando We also won the Super and we also want to enter before that But no other the characters are online You guys even in Scrams You guys aren't like losing here We're winning a lot in the past couple months Yeah Even this whole year

You just didn't lose And you're about to play the same game right Yeah Back into the first Cool. That's good. I wonder if, when is that? So obviously we have, we have, anyway, the opt-in-h hangout information will be the description below. Get your free ticket. Come out, say hello. There's going to be exclusive merchandise. It's obviously going to be sold there. So, duh, come and get some. Sorry about selling out of the Seattle stuff. We're not going to be able to get new stuff. Yeah, I didn't get one of those. I know. I put it in an order for, or no, we have some reserved, right? Yeah, we have some reserved. For what? What are you talking about? For the basketball jerseys. It went hard. So hard.

Got our omens. Wait, is that the Seattle one? Yeah. Dude, that was crazy. Not the supersonic. Alleged. But it was like the theme of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That went hard. That went hard. No, it was good. When you get to do fun stuff like that, it's when the dopest shit happens, when there's no pressure of like, you're going to let's fucking blah. When you truly start to get in the groove of things,

imagine on your last year, they gave you the biggest fine in the history just to be like, bye. They ban you before you can. retire? Oh my god. That'd be the crazy shit. That would be the best case scenario.

He's like, no, you didn't quit. You got fired. I'd walk out like, yes. You know? Carnage. And the internet rewards bad behavior, so I'd be a bad little bully. Get fucking killed. Get fucking booted.

Come back to the stream and a double the, doubles viewership. Yeah, look, all I'm saying is that sounds like a win. We. There always are wins. I've noticed. You're always It's like this is Eastport.

Why not make why not making a competition, right? Like let the creators have some sort of competition against other, other, you know, teams.

What is Matt writing here? The Twitter blue verification for $40, I believe from Elon Musk. I thought those troll. Do we have to stop paying for it? $8? No,

first of all. Twitter's current Twitter. Oh my God. Wait, this just go November 1st. That is today, first of the month.

Twitter's current Lords and Pessence system for who has or doesn't have a blue checkmark is bullshit. Power to the people. Blue for $8 a month. Okay. Oh, that's kind of lame. No, no, no. But think about what he's saying, though. That means anyone can be a checkmark. That's what he's saying.

Yeah. Yeah, that's not a way. No, no, listen. I don't be verified. Go back up. I don't be verified. Twitter's current lords and peasant system. So he's saying people with blue check marks are the lords and everyone else is a peasant. Yeah. Is bullshit. Yeah. Power to the people. Anyone can have a checkmark.

That's what he's saying. I think that's kind of whack because the blue. I think that's stupid as out. Well, the blue checkmark is to, verify that it's your account. Yeah. No, that it's not your account. It's to say that that that's me. And that's you. Someone else can make Hector Rodriguez and pay $8 a month and also be you.

That's right. With this. So why are you saying this is good? I'm not saying this is. This is fucking. This is stupid as hell. No, what I was going to say is that I am with Papa Musk on a lot of things. I'm with everything he said except for this. Except for this.

Because I'm going to tell you what. What the fuck is this? This is a way to make some cash. Exactly. And I'm not saying it's a cash grab because he is the richest man on earth. Yeah, what the fuck is he doing this for? Right, but this is a way to monetize the, you know, the things. This is like, this is what he's doing.

Ready? He's doing it's like, yeah, I'll buy it for however many bill. But watch how quickly I make that. That's what I'm saying. You're trying to get a tip for how much hell fast you can make it back. Yeah, we got it. Just leave it, bro. Yeah, you're good.

You're the best in business. Just go to Mars and save us. Please save us. We're dying. Yeah, but this is, this is, uh, This is his little side quest. Because it is it. This is a side quest.

This is a legit side quest. For no reason. This, all right, let's read what do you get. Just comes to all these favorites. You know why Jeff Bezos was at a table with him or something? Yeah. No. He was like, Jeff Bezos was like, it was a kind of waste of money, Elon on the Twitter thing, no?

And then everyone sort of laughing at the people because he's Richard and so then everyone just signed him with Jeff. And then there's like, no, I'm not gonna. It's, it's, it's, yeah. It's, yeah. It's. the rest of the true overlords and they're like, good one must. So he added something, price adjusted by country proportionate to purchasing power parity. Okay, thank you.

What that means is obviously some countries don't have the same spending power that the United States has, right? Okay, the second tweet, priority in replies, mentions and search, which is essential to defeat spam scam. Ability to post long video and audio, okay, that's good. half as many ads Yeah because we're paying for a This is stupid

This is stupid And paywall bypassed for publishers Willing to work with us Publishers Every single person will be verified Yeah 8 bucks Eight bucks everyone's

You know what I'm gonna do If that happens I'm gonna go unverified Yeah that's what I was thinking Because that's the new cool Yeah It's got to take a different way Is like wait

Is this scumpy With 3 million followers Or is the blue check scumpy With 1800 1800 with, hmm, I don't know. Yeah, I don't agree with this one. This is, all right, look, this is why I, this is why Web 3 is going to be the great equalizer. Like, his second bullet point should be what Twitter blue is.

Like, those three things. Priority replies, yeah. I agree. That should be Twitter blue. Half as many ads or no ads. You know what he should bring back? People you follow, uh, thread on mentions. So when you, you know how when you, you, you know how when you,

you go to your mentions, it's everyone. There used to be a tab that was like, oh, you're right. Yeah, I love that tab. So you could see. I love that time. Yeah, so did I.

Yeah, so they should, they bring, bring that back, Elon. And look again, like, like you can go to your verified tab now,

but like, I wish they had another tab but said like, like, like people you follow. It's like I have friends that. So you could like, even if you have friends that aren't verified. Isn't that?

No, because that's like your mentions is everybody. Yeah. But there used to be another one said people you follow. So it was like your boys. Like, Yeah, you can see anything that wasn't very fine. Oh, I see it.

So, for example, Seth, right, he posted his retirement stuff. Okay, got it. His replies are all mixed up, right? Yo. You know, this stip is here. It's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's fucking bad.

Yeah, yeah. He's fucking back. We can't be cycling, bro. We can't be cycling. Okay, so what were we talking about? Okay, so Ilamas, this thing. Yeah. This is like probably one of the first else I've ever seen.

Yeah, this is the only L I've ever seen him take. Unless he fails Mars. Yeah, because I'm telling him, got an outfit by Jeff Be a big L. You can't, I'm running with that story. Someone's in this motherfucker's ear about this because there's no reason for him to ask for this. No. No, he's definitely that's one here. The thing is like, even the way that he positions it.

He doesn't want to text him like, what you're going to do with Twitter now? No, no, this is how I know. This is how I know. You don't got that much full. Pruiting me you run Twitter. He's like, all I bet I'll just change the verified shit. You're like, damn, that would actually be kind of final. Someone's talking like that, but I'm gonna charge.

Watch this. I can make everyone pay for the shit. You're not gonna do that. He's like, but don't worry. You're gonna play it safer a little bit, no? He's like, but don't worry, people. Tweets are the same day. All right, so where I was going with is,

the way that he positioned this from the beginning, let me know that this wasn't being done correctly. Twitter's current lords and pesting system? That is not what that is. That is not what it is at all. That is not what it is at all. We could be saying that because we all verified. No, it's not.

It's not. Yeah, everyone's here. The warlord. The warlord. Oh my God, Shati. Look at them shoes, man. What's up with them Hokas, man? You gotta let me, please, man.

Damn, son. Huh? Oh. Are you a runner? You're a track. Wait, how many miles you do today? Wait, is that why you're running? Because he's running?

No, I'm running to fucking stop. Who ran first? Who ran first? Me, I think. Yeah, no, he's been on it. He's been, he's been watching what he's for a long time. He's calling you a warlord earlier, bro. Kind of intimidating.

I was like a warlord. He's like, yo, I was like, I'm gone next year. I was like, you're Brandon, who's replacing me? He tried that. I'm like, I don't know. I'm like, I don't know. I'm like, how do I answer this? I'm like, you gave a good answer.

Shots he just walked in for everybody. The warlord. So the way that he positioned this first sentence lets me know that this is like, he's going about it just the wrong way. Right? He's like the current lord's impessence and that. That is not what that is. Elon, I'm with you on majority of the stuff, a big fan of what you do, but this is just not in.

And look, you are in Texas. We are in Texas. If you would like for us to come down to see you and talk about it a little bit more, we'd be... This is a fucking shot in the dark. Super happy. This is a hay from the moon. Wait, you don't think that he watches the Optic podcast on a weekly basis? No?

He might get clips tweeted. He's always on Twitter right now, right? He is always on Twitter. He just bought Twitter and is making people pay for Twitter. Everybody who... Everybody who's watching this, go tweet of my man, Elon. Actually, don't because he's going to be like, yo, this is spam. No, they's not going to fuck with us.

He's not going to fuck with us too. You know what? You make your fucking bread. You do you, do you. When you go to space, just going to see. But if you're not watching it, then this isn't right. Yeah, nah, you're right. For the record.

I don't really fuck with the second bullet point. It's actually okay. I just don't like the way that you said lords and peasants, right? Because, you know, that's not what it is. Parts of the people blew for eight. How much for pick? Why eight? Why not just 10?

How much for five? Why is it eight? It's because someone's his fucking ear. Why not five? Elon's not eight. Elon's a straight 10. Actually, no, no, no. I know for a fact it wasn't because I saw a tweet from someone.

Where was this? Go to his Twitter. Go to Elon's Twitter. Go to Elon's Twitter. It's, it's, um, go to, wait, so we're going to have to pay for verified now. Go to Docker disrespects Twitter right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we are.

No. It says for who has and doesn't. Go to a speech and applies? I remember now. I'll show you guys how easily influence Elon is. Where is it? Is that right there? Stephen King See you see you see wait wait what's I say a month? What do you say? Okay $20 a month right to keep my blue check fuck that they should pay me if that gets into it I'm gone like a

Look we need to pay the bill somehow Twitter cannot rely on telling him advertisers about eight so like he like got influenced by like you know I'm saying I see even even King didn't make that tweet right there then Elon wouldn't have said that tweet I'm gonna How many follows that can have? I guess three I think it was just like how oh my god six point nine guys he said they should pay me yeah it was it was even fucking king that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying bro that's like if if Stephen King doesn't make that tweet then $8 is not $8 it's whatever it's 20 it's still yeah yeah oh yeah well why is the two-time give with all right let's see what doc has to say allow face cam retinal skin like don't think it's like fucking like super super advanced shit

Hello, face scan, retinal scan. Into a blue check mode, similar to iPhone unlock to a face scan. But in this case, only while scan is active. A tweet is creative alongside unique code coincided with that instance. Let's wake up, Elon. The last line kills me. Let's wake up. Bro, the doc is hilarious.

Can we just look at Docs Twitter? Go down Doc's Twitter, dude. I just go out of this guy. This guy's hilarious. Oh my god. You want to watch this? Oh my God. Go down all of his shit, dude.

Like, why not? It's literally pure entertainment, bro. Dude, he's so funny. And this guy. Oh my God, bro. This is, I texted him and I'm like, okay. But keep going. Keep going.

This is, this, this. Wait, he's fighting with Hutch. A lot of people used to the frantically sliding and bunny hopping are having a tough time in transitioning to modern warfare two. No, they're fucking not, my brother. Let's watch this clip. Was this like a highlight clip from Hutch? Yeah. Yeah, it's a Hector montage for sure.

Love you, Hutch. No, it's not. Okay, Fride. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh my god, Hutch. What skill base is this? I think Hutch is the best, umu.

What skill base is it? I don't know, he's popping pieces right. Look at him, he's locked. What is this class? This fucking troll. No, he's sick. Wait, thermal looks crazy in this game. Oh, my God.

Yo, he's actually showing you up. Wait, wait. Is he kind of turnt? He's turned. What did Doc have to say to this, though? It's all good. Hey, Clayster. He's a, imagine putting a montage like this.

Oh my god, he's so good. Tight right now? Mm-mm. He hasn't said a word. He hasn't said a word. I've never heard Hector- Where's your montage? And it's speaking so loud right now.

Where's your montage? All right. You ask for it. Okay, well, we need- You ask for it. So, effective immediately. Oh, these are all that, never mind. It's October.

It's a lot of October stuff. It's probably a lot of lot. No. Love it. I saw a good one of someone. I like it. I like it, but I'm actually kind of I'm kind of mad at him though because...

Bro, look at his like... At Doc. Why? Because years ago, I told his ass to start selling his own costumes on Amazon. It's a black wig, some fucking glasses, and a vest. 2999. How many people do you think made their own? Like, just buy it.

Have it easy to... Damn, Jesus Christ. You probably had some funny or fly to that. Why doesn't he want to do that? That's a good idea. Does he ever talk about it? I'm not going to look at it. He talks about something three-pee.

Yeah, he does. He's so fucking funny. It's so good. He is good. He is so fucking funny. Dude, the one clip of, dude, oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, I gotta find, wait, no, no, no, no, I got to find this. I got to find it.

I said that he was so good. Oh my God, what was it again? No, no, no, no. There's another. I'll tell you, oh, wait, it's right here. Go to, go to DeSerto's Twitter five days ago. Damn. Yeah, and it's, it's a montage of doctor sponsors to donations.

Yeah. Like recently, it's so fucking funny, dude. Two dollars? No, it's, it's like more recent ones, ones you've never seen before. It's so fucking funny, dude. Did somebody donating to him? But then he was the club He's like he's like

Somebody somebody was like donating to a millionaire And then he's like He's like you got it wrong It's like it's like it's multi He said don't be a fucking idiot He's like he's like That one's good Stupid multi

He stole that He did But his delivery He's like don't be so fucking stupid He's like he's all delivery dude He's all delivery It's so good The way he hits shit

It's so harsh sounding It's so good Dude he thinks he's Holy shit Decerto Give it up No keep going Keep on Keep going to Certo

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, open this up, open this out. Open this out. Alright, we'll end the podcast on this. Open this up. What, we're ending here? I'm having a blast. Alright, hold it. Turn the volume up.

Turn the volume up. You gotta listen this, right? Start over. Restart it, we start. What was the last time you had hot caca coming out of your small bum hole? That's a little personal, don't you think? But by the way, I did have tremendous diarrhea three times this morning.

Dude, play something, shut your mouth up, Josh. You pussy? Play the game. Why don't you go adjust your new balance? Your fat ankles. Shut your mouth. I'll play the game when I get to it. Doc, would you play Final Fantasy 16 when it comes out?

Get this guy out of my... Get him out of the arena right now. Doc, you need to focus on the wind. You focus on your face. Audio is low, Doc. No, your height is left. Take your leg off. Says Javier Hernandez.

You take your fucking braces off. Thank you for the 499. Doc, get Timmy Tenors to run some routes for you. Jesus. Oh. What am I throwing at him? Chicken McNuggets? What do your fingers smell like, Doc?

Uh, shit. Van Oce, thank you for the 99. Doc, my 13 year old son, Ethan says he can make better dolphin sounds than you. Listen, because he hasn't gone through the, like, the puberty state yet, right? His voice is still like this. Hey, dad, dad, you want to play ball? Sure. Can you lower the rim to seven feet?

Once he hits 14, 15, 16, it's... Hey, dad, hey, dad. Can you put the... Can you put the rim up to eight and a half to nine... Nine and a half feet? I mean, of course he's gonna do better dolphin sound than me. Dolphin sound.

That's so good, dude. He is good. The finger comment was good. Shut the fuck up, you pussy. Of course, from the word pussy alimus, which of course means coward, not necessarily P-U-S-S-Y as it once thought.

You're really pushing. It's the truth. Did you know that? No, but whatever else is just end this, I guess. No. I'm having a great time. Let's keep it going. So I texted Doc that we were watching the shit and he replied he said uh-oh I'm like yeah that's right oh oh oh is right What your fingers smell like uh shit

That's good do you guys actually buy the powerball so yeah let's scroll down a little bit more mad I don't want to see We're at more we don't we don't see a screen no we already made that Matt it's got to be right? Okay, are we doing the other extra stuff? Oh wasn't planning on it? Wait, huh was this supposed to be the video? Is this this this is this So do you guys do you guys buy Powerball? I know it's a guarantee zero percent chance. Like zero. It's basically a zero percent.

I mean like negative. Do you not think though? But that's when it hits it hits death rigged. No, but even if you want it. Now we've talked about this before. Even if you want it like it would change as a person, make you paranoid as fuck. Everyone I come up the word work asking for shit. Family members that you don't even like talk to friends that you don't even talk to.

I'd just fuck off somewhere. I'd be out. And then you get hunted by an assassin. How much would you give me? Yeah. I pay an assassin 50k. A billion? Go get it.

How much would you want? I don't know. I don't know what you would give me. Billion? I mean, I'm a very simple man. I don't need a lot of money. I probably need, I probably give you 10. A million, okay. Huh? He says the theater room. I mean, okay. I'm a simple man.

He's got a smoking room. Okay, I have the theater room. Raise your hand. Whatever. Raise your hand if when you got the tour of Seth Siles, you got lost. Okay. Okay. You win a billion. How much would you give me?

Brandon. Half of it's going to taxes, I'd give you a solid 50 mil men. See, 50. Because, like, I know, like, he got me. I will give you a hundred. I'm happy right now. If I didn't. I'd give you 100 and tell you 50 of it's for you to do whatever you want.

And 50 of it, turn it into something for us. Oh, damn. Like, of course you just needed a better answer than me. It's so fucking weird. This guy says, this guy says, 10? No, you're not. 10. I don't do anything else.

He said, I don't need anything else. Besides. Well, it's nice to have it. Well, it's nice to have it. No, let the record show. 990 million. purpose because it always goes down that way. 99 million for a rainy day.

For a rainy day, just in case something, just in case you have to take over a country or something, I get it. All right, everybody, thank you so much for tuning in. That is going to do it for this episode. If you guys enjoyed it, please remember to not leave without leaving a like. Shout to the sponsors again for sponsoring the podcast. We'll see some of you at the

Optic Hangout live. Don't like that. Xbox and GameStop. Going back to my fucking, my fucking stadium. E-sport Stadium. Come see the champ. This is the last. year that you're going to be able to be able to see the man person. We'll see that next time.

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