OpTic Podcast - DASHY PARTIED WITH LIL WAYNE | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 168

Episode Date: March 29, 2024

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Okay, I can win this. I'm going to get diffed at Apex. Yeah, you are. Actually, what if I just start grinding right now? I don't think it'd be that good. Dude, I just start grinding right now. I feel like you need to kill people in two bullets. That's why you're so good at SWAT and Halo.

Damn. Relax. Relax. Let's not go through the... Relax, you said. No, this shit's going to be fun, though. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a special episode of the Optic Podcast, episode 168. There's nothing special about it except for the fact that...

It's nine in the morning. It's nine in the morning. We have a man hitched to my right. We have the two great. the two greatest ARs that ever grazed the game of Call of Duty. Sure. Definitely one of them.

Yeah. Definitely one of them. Yeah, you know, I'm saying? You're getting there. You're getting there. Anyway, I've been gone for what feels like three weeks longer. I don't know the last podcast I did,

but I saw Forma and I felt like I hadn't seen them in years and I told him I'm coming to London with you. He says, yeah, right. Nobody believes me anymore. I got my passport yesterday, so I'm down. Send me everywhere. I was really hoping I was going to get lost in the mail, dude. There's a Halo event in London?

Yeah. They're a AirPlayer of May, right? End of May? Yeah, start of June, end of May. It's gonna be May. As you're watching this today, I have a whatnot stream that's happening tonight. I got some fire artwork coming here. Did you see the custom halo helmet that I painted?

Dude, I'm having so much fun painting these. Leaves sounds like it. Have you seen them? I've seen that you've been posting it. What do you think? It looks fire. Thank you, man. Thank you.

Thank you. I'm ready to hop in that Whatnot stream. Hell yeah. Dude, What Not is the fucking coolest thing. I'm going to tell you why I like Whatnot. Okay. When you sell T-shirts, when you sell hoodies, when you sell artwork even, like you never have like this point of sale with like when you're the person that's buying it from you,

like you and them see each other. So you don't really get a, get a chance to say on What-Nod. It's like an actual exchange of good between two people. It's like it's like a show. It feels great. And then somebody's like there. And then I don't know. It removes like a third, the third, the mediator.

Made that. Ooh, that purple wall is fire. Thank you. That is. Look, that shit goes crazy. To the left. This is my theater room. Made a Spartan helmet.

How did you do that? How did you make that? Yeah. Zoom in, zoom in. How did you? Yeah. What do you even start with that? Like paper machet?

What is that? How do you get like the, the, the, The form. Do you have a football helmet? No. Shave it down. Oh. That's an actual Halo helmet.

Yeah. Go on. Oh, no. So it's a toy. It's a toy. Oh, he got the helmet. And then he designed it. Like, if you wanted to, you could wear that for Halloween.

Like, you really wanted to? 100%. You could get in there? Yeah, I mean, I'd have to stuff it more because the way that it sits right now is like wobbly. It is wobbly. And I never seen it wobble on Master Chief. So I don't think that it's supposed to be like that.

Oh, it's very fitted. Super tight. It's crazy how many Master Chiefs are at a halo events. There's like five of them. There's a lot just walking around Just seven foot tall dudes. They gotta be so like sweaty in there, dude. They gotta hate it I got like four hours in and they're gonna hate it They're not getting enough tipping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're walking in and they're squeaking because they're so sweating So much more tipping like at the door. They're like oh my god, it's master jeet. They probably get it once and for four hours. It's just dry They're just standing in line for a hot dog Yeah, exactly

They're just going to the concession As Master Chief They spend all that money They still gotta pay full price They think that maybe there's some perks that come with it No perks There's no perks There's no perks

That's one thing about cot events Is no one ever comes in like Cosplay at Cod events No, of course not What the hell? Yeah, because like that'd be a pretty rogue You'd go to jail, right? Probably, yeah

You can't with guns and shit Just the ghost mask and a gun. Dude, at the event, at the Miami event, there is, it was, I think it was Friday. And then the very first match is happening. And all I hear is an evacuation alert from like the, like the alarm thing.

Like, please everyone evacuate, mom, blah, blah. I'm like, what the fuck's going on? We got to dip. And then five minutes there, the guy, the security guy's like, all good. It's just a fake or it's a phone. I don't know. It was like.

Accidental. Yeah, yeah. And white boy 7th Street did it again? I'm like, he just killed the vibe in the whole arena. Like, you know, everyone was, when was that Thursday? Friday. No, it happened several. times, right? Oh, yeah, and it also happened. Yeah, it happened to during somebody else's match.

I saw, I heard that a guy got trapped in the elevator. I heard that there was a SWAT team that came in and had Lamar in his undies in the, in the, in the lobby. That's at the hotel. Did you hear about that? What? Wait, you didn't hear about that. No. This is insane. Like Lamar here. Yeah, this is insane. Do you know the story? Yeah, he taught us. So basically it was, I think Thursday morning or Wednesday morning. I don't really, I don't know, it was Thursday morning. So they didn't play their match of that because they're in losers and they played on the Friday but um basically the room next over to Lamar and Lins had like a whole AR just spraying somebody down or some or some or I don't know if they were spraying somebody down or like shots yeah shots like a whole 30 round

round mag someone got murdered yeah yeah and Lamar and lins are in the room next over and then they were like get down type shit like mean I'm saying they just woke up it's like 9 a.m and then they sat there for like 30 minutes and then the cops came and then like I guess the swat team came in their room and then it was like everyone get out of here like blah blah and then they had like like yeah and they had like like guns pointed at them because at that point they're trigger happy their room next over just sprayed a whole 30-round bag and then what the fuck Lamar said he was in his underwear in the lobby for like four hours and then they were just like waiting and then he was like you got to give you some pants or some shit so truly they gave him like cop pants or whatever because like

he was like he was like I just sit here in my boxers you know anything in the lobby and then what did they place they placed they won two series or one series but then I also felt hella back because the very like that series where they're like the evacuation was happening was on their series against LAG so imagine how they're feeling they're like holy shit even at the event Like we're getting hot, you know what I'm saying like everything's like it's like PTSD. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, God damn. Got taken out of my room with M16s everywhere and pulled to the lobby in my boxers.

There's no way he found this about right? Like that's like insane. That'd be, that'd be typical resilience. It's typical like at that point we'd have to we'd have to honor him with like a that's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, that's insane. But dude, imagine that. I next over.

What the odds is like at the player hotel? Like out of all the hotels in there on that day. It wasn't. We weren't at that hotel. Oh, really? Yeah. And you know what's crazy is the Wednesday morning? This has never, like, happened like, at least like out of any Uber experience ever had.

Me, JP and Damon all rolled in one Uber trying to get to the venue. And the Uber lady dropped us off at that hotel. What the hell? Because it was like a minute walk from the venue or a minute and a half. And then we're like, this can't be the place, right? And then we just sat there for like five minutes, just like calling people. And then they called Spencer. Like, this is not the place?

Like, no, no. It's like right here. Like, I don't know why you got dropped off there. And then a day later that, like, happened. And then it was like, when it happened, you had the, a visual of the actual hotel. You're like, I was just there. I know what it looks like. I was like, what the fuck. That's exactly what it looks like. Yeah. And then you can even see it on like the news reports like there's, there's, there's, there's like, there's like, there's like,

what the fuck's going on here? That's scary. Dude, I hate that city. I was like, Florida sucks. I hate that city. Why? It's just, I mean, gangster shit happens there, right? Is that why? I think it's, I, well, first of all, the humidity there is like unbelievable. But it wasn't this time around. It was still bad. It was actually pretty nice. What? It was still bad. At some points it was still bad. Dude, it's so bad. I was there for fucking 14 days. You were there for a lot.

Maybe that's why you were used to. I got acclimated. Yeah, but I think for, I think it's Fort Lauderdale that I don't like because Miami's all right. But dude, because from Fort Lauderdale,

everywhere you go is just people getting on and off of cruises. And so they're just like zombies. They're like unbearably either sad or happy. Or hungover. Or hungover. Yeah, yeah.

Dude, when you walked into, your lobby was there just people sleeping in the in the lobby? A couple of times, yeah. Yeah, dude, I walked in my first time and there's at least like 15 families in the lobby. All just, just bags at their feet, just like ready, ready for their shuttle, I guess, to take them to the boat. I was, maybe, maybe. As I'm saying it, I sound a little bitter. Yeah, you're like, damn.

I was like, dude. You've been on a cruise before, huh? Yeah. Yeah. I've seen some typical yachts. Oh. They're very like, these guys make too much money yachts.

Like, okay. Oh, there. Dude, I saw the, the grandest of ships. The Grand Royal Caribbean thing.

How big was it? Fucking, as big as that building. Bigger. Gigantic. Bigger than this, bigger than that building. That's not one.

That's how wide the building. That's how wide the boat was. And I believe it. I believe it because, like, you know, there's like, for the boats to pass, like to some spots,

they have to open. up the bridge it looks like you know what I'm saying it looks like a like the the red sea splitting you know what I mean it's like it's so typical and I'm what's let's see what's like the biggest cruise up in the world what's it called yeah that one that one that one oh wait was that one you saw that I saw that I saw REL in Miami Port Miami is gigantic fucking massive bro is as wide as that building it's like the biggest cruise ship ever opened right taller than the stadium I wonder what like fish think when they see that thing in the water

They probably just think it's like... Because they don't know what a ship is. I asked the one that I caught. They're like, what is this like? They think it's like the Terminator. It's just some final ass like shark or some shit. They're like, no, they probably see it as aliens. I mean, I don't think they think, except for dolphins.

Dolphins definitely think. Octopus definitely think. There's a lot of... And you know, yeah, and octopus. Yeah, octopus definitely think. Unfortunately, they only live for 12 months. Otherwise, they would rule this earth. They're just too smart, yeah.

Live for only 12 months? Only 12 months. Those things are aliens. They are. I actually believe that. They are aliens. Anything that could switch colors is already weird. No, not just colors, shapes.

Yeah, I don't understand. Like it could turn into something solid, something so... You turn to this microphone, bro. Yeah. That's actually... I'm just using an octopus. Yeah. This is an octopus.

This is a tentacle number five. Dude, I actually believe it. Because everyone... No, like, they can create... They can create horns. Like, they can go from being bushy to... Have you guys seen my octopus teacher? Mm-hmm.

That one's really good. That one's really good. It made me think twice about eating them, but I was just. I was like, ah, 12. Your octopus, what? My octopus teacher? Teacher.

You haven't seen it. Dude. Netflix thing. Watch it. Oh, is it? It's so good. It's old. It's like three to four years old.

We've definitely talked about it on this before, but I definitely saw it. I thought Matt was going to bring up the picture of the grandest. Yeah, I mean, too, I'm so waiting. Yeah. Jamie. Yeah. Yeah. That's what, that's what, yeah.

You said something now. Is it like Royal Caribbean Grand some shit? Dude, you know, right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. No, left where your mouse was. right to the right

yep that one that's the one I saw wow look at that thing it's like a fucking hotel building you better just on the water I couldn't do it I'm not a yacht I'm not a yacht person

I'm not a Caribbean person I'm not a Korean cruise person sorry a Korean person I am but that I just I just couldn't do it I'm not going down in a boat like that wow it's like you won't they did the comparison between this boat and the Titanic I don't want to

And it's fucking crazy. The Titanic's like tiny? Yeah. Yeah, I can imagine. Yeah. Compared to this, the Titanic was not tiny by any means. Dude, this looks massive. But no other.

It's insane. How many people can that fit? 5,000? A shh, more than that. 10,000, I don't know. Does Titanic fit what? Like 2K? Look at it.

Look at that. Oh my God. Oh, my goodness. The hell? Yo, that is insane. Go up, Matt. Right there, the scale to the right of your mouse. Magic being on Titanic.

Dude, Alpha on Iceberg. This thing would just fucking trucked. Wow. We're like, yeah, we're good. What is it? What is there? Well, let me squint a little bit. Iceberg.

Dude, when I went on my first cruise, I was like, it, like, literally, like, freaked me out how big they were. I, I just had no idea how big these boats were. Wow. Icon of the seas, dude. Wonder of the Seas. Dude. Freedom of the Seas. Everything is the Seas?

What about, what about the optic boat? Have you seen? Is my, is my, is my 22 footer in there? I don't think. To see what's up. To see what's really up. It's really alfing that little Titanic. Look at it.

So you're telling me if that thing, like, let's say if it went through like the same like path thing that the Titanic hit like a hundred years ago. Like it didn't like that iceberg? Like, do you think it survives it? No, dude. They probably use the ice from that iceberg to make cocktails in Martin's like, oh, what the fuck?

Oh, what the fuck out? Here. Look, there's another one. And there's probably so much, so much. I mean, dude, when you go on a cruise, the first like, it's like the first like, eight hours or where does the shit go there's thousands of people on that boat shitting daily at least twice a day one person one person to be some question actually

you look that up Matt where's the shit go yeah where does the shit go on the I'm actually quite curious as well please don't dump it into the seas they definitely did it would make so much sense though yeah but you're not you're not you're eating a tuna fish that ate a little pooh-pooos from seweraging sewage treatment plant treated sewage can be pumped overboard what it open C's. Open Cs. Treated sewage.

So they treat it. So they treat it. Yeah. So what's that mean? So it's good. They siphon. They put Porel on it and then they just run it. It's just fish food at that point.

Put some Pruel and like hopefully no one. That's insane. That's insane. They just somebody sitting there like this the whole time just. Somebody with a mask on is just spraying it. Yeah. Doesn't there have to be a morgue on every cruise ship or is or did I see that on TikTok? They have fridges there.

Okay, well. What? We're all going to die someday. We are. Did you hear about that couple morgue? Most crews are required to have a morgue on board, yeah, as well as body bags. What about the fucking, what about the fucking the ship that is at the bridge? Was that not insane?

Oh my God. What's insane? That was insane. What's insane is who the CEO who died six days before that is related to. Who? None of my business. Don't look it up I'm not I'm not

I'm not but look at this Dude this is like Did you just imagine being like those cars I just passed it like right now I'm gonna tell you something That is digital Like a start to like an apocalyptic Because there were no

There were no Like this happens And all the birds fall from the sky But the way the bridge collapses Is like instant Like no it's not No no It's a bit

It's a good It's like It's like yeah Okay This is just like I think it takes a little bit I think it takes a little bit Wait, so...

Why did someone put him... Do you think somebody just iced up and then made it towards the end? No way, there was cars on... Oh my God, there was a ton of mad cars on it. Somebody said that it was a closed and there was construction going on. No, look. Dude, there's detonations going on. Oh my god, dude.

Look, look, it hits at 40. That guy is too weaking, dude. It hits at 50. He's like... And then it drops at 55. That's pretty instant. You have no time to react to that. Oh, my God, dude.

Seeing that shit is so... That is so weird. It doesn't look real. It doesn't look really. The way collapses is like I never thought a bridge would collapse like that. You know what I'm saying? They get yeah I can't see anything we can't see I can't believe someone's like just recording that well I'm just like smoking a sing just like watching is that all it takes for like a bridge to collapse apparently one part well it's not I mean it's a it's a it's a chari fucking cargo ship dude cargo ship with metal on it's like a fucking train hitting it's like a building hitting it's a good point. Yeah, no, that's crazy. But it is wild.

You take out one post and the whole thing. And that's it. The whole thing comes out. I know. It's just, the Obama's just recently released a movie on Netflix that said that there was leave the world behind or something like that where the ship did the same thing, lost power. Didn't go into a bridge, but it went into the sea. You watched that movie?

It was good. I did. I thought it was really good. I love that. The ending was really good too. It's like, what do they want to? They want to know what happened? Yeah, that's part of the movie.

Listen, everything that I say from a conspiracy standpoint, I'm saying that for entertainment purposes. What is the conspiracy here? I don't really believe in it. Huh? What's the conspiracy here? In which one? In this one?

I'm with the boss or some shit. What do you say related to someone? Listen, we're not going to go into it. Come on, bro. Eat those up. Okay. I'm going to send you the TikTok that I saw, okay? It's the TikToks.

TikToks are so fucking convincing. Dude. They're so convincing. It's only just one guy who's just like pointing at different pictures and you're just like, too, I'm buying this completely. I'm completely buying it. It's like a montage edit. tape too. This one dude had me convinced

that like giants were walking among us at one point. Living in the mountains. The CEO of the company that owns that container died six days ago and you won't believe who she's related to.

Oh my God. Yeah. Who is it? Part two. Click it. Okay, it is. Mitch McConnell's sister-in-law. No way, not Mitch.

Mitch is at it again. What is Mitch do again? Some in the government. Damn. You know? What does do what do people do? Like some some some in the government I was how is the like like the rescue That's good question Scott was this guy was driving this that's what happened that's fucked this guy looks just guilty to you

Yeah, this guy's done some shit. Yeah. Oh my god he looks so guilty What the fuck look you see that you see the stack of I was looking at all the pictures I was like at the top right pictures He's like, oh, look, he's a guilty fucking dude. I gave the order. Look at him. He's like, oh, I didn't know anything about the bridge. Look at him.

Nothing at all. Jesus. This is why, this is why I preface that, you know, the work, we're entertainment purposes only, okay? We're just making. Yeah, I know what's really fucked up. How is the rescue going for that? No, they ended it, like within eight hours. Really?

Yeah. Is there a, is there a, a reason? No, I mean, like. Is there an injury count? It was a mass mass casualty event. And we're over here fucking making fun of that. I take it back everything and say we shouldn't make it fun of it. It's just a crazy.

It's not how the idea was shit like that. I don't know who the fuck brought that up. I don't know. Just going on. Wasn't making fun a situation. Yeah, me either. No, no. Just a dude.

I just thought it was insane, dude. It's just a picture. It's just a guy. That guy, whatever. Mitch McConnell. He's like, he, he, I don't know what he does. He is. I don't know if he's right or left.

I don't know any of that. But he, he too has had moments where he's like in the middle of it and all of a sudden he'll have like a mini lapse in judgment or a mini stroke, one of the two and he just can't speak. Sleepy Mitch. Sleepy Mitch.

Like sleepy Joe. That's what Matt always. The shirt that Matt was wearing the other day. That's what it said. It said, what was that? Said I love being on the right is what it said. Oh, his other shirt? No, the other shirt.

He just can't defend himself. How many shirts? Just over here assigning a party to him. Oh yeah, not me, Matt, Matt Craig. No, Matt Craig, Matt Craig, Matt Craig. This is before any of the name's going on Oklahoma. If that points towards anything. I don't get comments.

Okay. On the right formal. Just does it get on stream. Just waits to it gets on the street. Right shirts. All right. So we went, we went, obviously, we were in Miami for major two. I was there for two weeks prior to that, or like a week and a half prior to that doing

idiots. Um, you say you hate Miami. I too going into it was like very like nonchalano. I was just like, yeah, it's fucking Miami been here once a year for the last whatever. I go to Florida once a year, at least just to fish in Lake Okeechobee. It's been two years, but you know what I'm saying. But this time around, the second that we landed, we hit banger after banger after banger. And little by little, I started to become a Miami in.

And I was like, oh my God. I actually enjoyed it until Sunday. I didn't hit up Ocho Cinco. Until Sunday. I actually enjoyed it. Like what happened a lot of time? Nothing happened to nothing. Nothing at all.

I actually want to hear, you can't talk about Sunday night? Oh, wait, we went to the club? I want to hear about Sunday night from your perspective. A club live. I'm so curious of how your Sunday night went. That's what I'm wondering. I'm exchange of text. It was very,

it was so curious about your Sunday night. The only reason I knew was going to be like a movie is because I remember Drake rapped about Club Live in one of his song. I think it was Dude out of Disturb. Remember? I think I know that one of that one of that. Yeah. The Club Leave.

That's all I remember really. I don't remember what he said before or after. So I have to go. I'm assuming you can't talk about it on the podcast. Absolutely not. Damn it. How about you tell us and then we'll cut it? Okay, this is like, but I feel like this is like, I do want to hear about it because I heard nothing about it.

Obviously, like, they're like, yo, come on, let's go. And I'm like. From my perspective, I only brought shorts to Miami because I didn't think we were going out to a club. Then we were going out to a club. Oh, yeah. Matt and Raj got mad that I wasn't going out. But I was like, I don't have any shorts. And I love, and I heard that Lil Wayne was performing at Liv.

So that's why everybody was going. I was right next to Wayne. Little Wayne was going to perform. Really? Well, we're Maddie's at, but like there's a whole group of people. I thought people were dropping up Drake. That was so cap. Like Drake was,

Drake was cold up. Yeah, Wayne was there. That's actually sick, though. Weezy. I think why did you say it like that? Apparently I was spamming that for like 30 minutes. It was just hammered. Wee easy.

Easy. It was like apparently I was being annoying as fuck, but I kind of believe it. Yeah, Little Wayne's still. I'm always fucked to who though. Who was getting annoyed? I don't know who I was a girl, perhaps? I wish it was a girl. She's saying, stop saying that.

Just ask me how my day was. Yeah, I wish it was a baddie. I wish it was like. Probably if there was several times. I went to live at, like, three years ago with Fizz for Fis's bachelor party. I walked in and I'm like, I'm 40. It's kind of how I'm 40 in the looks that I'm getting. I don't need to be here.

So I'm out of here. So I fucking went home. There are a lot of tens in my hands in my. It's weird It's weird It's weird Impressive No wonder Drake goes there a lot

Makes sense It is uh There tends with bad intentions That's what it looks I was talking to Jude And she's like She's like How is it out there

I'm like fucking scandalous It's fucking scandalous And she's like I fucking can only imagine You know yeah Anyway She hops on a flight No

It'll not be scandalous No No no no She's like Party time But yeah So Matt and Raj were mad

That I didn't go out to the club and Matt was, uh, kept texting me like, I will never forget that you didn't come out. You're a fake little Wayne fan. Yo, I heard Matt is a really, really, really, he's really, really good at guilt tripping. And, and, uh, what's the, uh, peer pressure. Oh, yeah. From Seth himself, he's like, he's like, he's like, Seth was like shell shocked the next morning. He's like, dude. If you heard, I wish there was a camera on Matt that whole night, the whole night. I heard that he was laying in Seth. Yeah. But then when I, so I wake up to go

on my flight, to go on the flight, and I see, and meet everybody at the hotel, and I'm like, so how was Wayne? And they were like, he didn't ever come out. He was there. Oh, my God, my voice. Damn, I was like, that's a good impression. He came out at like 5am or something. He was a phone thing to do. Yeah, he was supposed to come on

at 2 a.m. and it ended up going on stage at 5am or something. And apparently, it was like an after party at like 5.30 a.m. Like, people were like leaving to go there, and I'm like, holy shit, the city doesn't even sleep. I'm like, I'm like, We have a flight at 11. No. Because it was an hour away from where we were staying. What?

Yeah, it's Miami, Fort Lauderdale. It was like half an hour, but with traffic there, which sucks, takes a while. 5.30, though? Traffic, do you think? No, but it was, no. It was like, okay, maybe not. Like 45 away, but like that's still deep, dude. That's like an hour and a half around there.

It's like you're sobered up. You feel like shit by the time you get there. And then there's another person. This is where the story after the podcast, there's another person that was trying to check me on the way there. Oh, I bet I know who it was. Check you like Just try to check me before And probably there

And during I bet, yeah Even post phone Even the press conference maybe too Even the flight back Just a quick one Just the gate You just went to go?

Just take it I believe it My phone wasn't dead probably Yeah It was a good thing It was that Anyway I yeah

So that's that Bose is like you going I'm like hell no I got a flight of five He's like he's like He's like what if you What if your flight was later I'm like it has

It's not, even if my flight was on Wednesday, I still wouldn't go tonight. You know, I'm just like, that's not my thing. I feel so out of place, so uncomfortable. I felt uncomfortable like when I was young at clubs. It was just like, not my thing. I was just like, that's how I feel. That's how I feel. That's how I feel.

Yeah. And then I'm like, Brandon. It's like, I can't hear shit. Wasn't that what Maddie was screaming? Let's go, Brandon. Sorry, I'll keep going. Sorry, bad. Sorry, bad.

Sorry, bad. That's so good. That's such a good callback. It's so good. So you did go, who else went from our squad? I mean, I saw Matt and Roger taking in pictures. AG's, he was there for sure. Yeah, I heard some stories about Aegee.

Good ones? Says Zen. Yeah, he was there. I bet Chatsy wasn't. Chatsy didn't go. Chatsy can warrant. It was just me and AG. The two single lads.

Two different agendas. We were just there. Uh-oh. He was doing for, I don't know what he was there for. I know what I was there for. The bitches. Plural? Was I successful?

To be determined. To be determined. He's got a couple lines out there. We'll find out the next episode if I was successful. I caught, I got myself a 10 out of 10 in Miami. A fish? I'm being, yes. A 90 pound, 83 inch long Atlantic sailfish, which is, by the way, the fastest fucking fish.

How do you even catch that on? like the fishing rod how is it even like dude they gave us the it was light tackle right so it was like it wasn't a it wasn't like a fucking seven-footer uh with like 40 pound test it was 25 pound test which is the weight that the line could support uh plus that plus my my powerful arms and i was like it took me like five minutes to bring it in i don't remember it may have been three minutes but it felt like an eternity. My arms were noodles afterwards. And at two instances

I was like, thank God it got off. In my head, like the negative of me was like, oh, thank God it got off. And then it pulled again. And I'm like, and I'm like, fuck, I'm on camera. I can't. I cannot. Jude's going to watch this. I got to fucking turn up. So I'm like, oh, and then when I brought it in, it was the best feeling ever. I will say,

it wasn't until it broke the surface and did the, that I was like, I got to take a picture with that motherfucker. I have to take a picture. Have you ever like hooked something like way too big like bigger than what you're thinking whole yeah 400 pound black tip shark oh really a shark what happens you only pull your back out is that when you almost pull your drags you in the water no i thought you said you once you were harnesses you up and no rob rob was holding yeah yeah you you're you're you're your harness yeah you have a harness that you're hooked into

that your rods hooked into and then you're connected to the rod the rod the rod's connected to this fucking wild animal you can't get pulled overboard Or can you? Yes, you can. But the problem was at that moment, in that, in that day, there was like six foot swells. So the, the boat will elevate. And I told this the last podcast, I just, we'll move on super quickly or cut this part. But the boat would go up and then drop six feet.

So you would like elevate, right? Like when, like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, okay. You know, it's just. While fighting. Gravity. While fighting. And in my head, I'm like, if I go in there, it'll take me 15 seconds to get out of

this, but this fucking thing is going to be. take me a hundred feet underwater and there's nothing that's gonna get so I'm like I'm never doing this shit again and the only reason I did is because we had to we wanted to do a catch and cook for uh for idiots you guys did a catching three uh it was really good that's kind of exciting yeah I watched TikToks wanted to want it wanted to eat uh uh alligator so we went to go hunt alligators we fought yeah we saw a couple of like camels or like like like fucking was it crocodiles or alligator on crocodiles no way hunting crocodile That was a way too final.

That's the shit in Africa. Or way to, what? That's my alligator. Dude, they can't, look, you see how I can scratch my back? They can scratch their back. So already I have better mobility than them. It's a good point. Okay.

I mean, also, that was a weird. Also, they can't hold a knife. I can hold a knife. And if I go like this, right here. They're already holding knives. They're holding like hundreds of knives. Hundreds of nights. Yeah, that is true.

Have you all seen the yonk guy? The guy who used to be the Everglades guy? When he's shooting. Yeah, dude, that guy's kind of crazy. Gareth, fishing Garrett. Can you look at some crazy shit, man. What is that? He's out at night.

He's like, we're looking for a swamp puppy. I'm on that. Everglades. Florida Everglades. Looking for like the biggest canaconda or Python or some shit. Honestly, now that I have like the crocs stuck in my head, the crazy shit I've ever seen,

I actually remember watching it on the stream, was when a Jaguar fucking leaped off a 30-foot cliff into the water to hunt a fucking alligator. And it literally swam in its territory. Comes out with a chew toy. And then he just walks out like with the freaking alligator. in his mouth just like just swimming off I'm like you know how hungry he probably was starving but do you know how like look at this guy dude now it's just an apex predator

bro he just went into that one no no the crockxed out man we're talking about crocettles man that one that an alligator he just walked walked straight up to an alligator did you have you ever seen alligators floating in the water what it looks like from like the like yeah this guy will sometimes show like he'll like look out into like a bunch like a bunch like a bunch of like a body of water and he'll just show the eyes and there's just like hundreds of them. Oh you see that spider just drop in front of him. He's just like walking right next to him. No, this guy does not give a fuck. Can't they just like I don't know. He has a girlfriend too that does the same thing. No, am I just tweaking? Wait, what did you say?

My, my tweet. I'm not tweaking for thinking they could just like a pork chop and then he's just like, oh yeah, he's just like a good. Look at all of them. Why is he so confident? Why is he so confident? What if they all just aside is like, you all? Like finally. You all leave me a forearm. Leave me a forearm. Leave me a four arm. Do you want to show like that size actually? Like that shit that's big like that. Like a six footer. Oh my God, bro. Look out the way he's walking at you.

I beat that. It's a trolley walk. It's like, I'm good. Oh my God. He's kind of like running at him. Like look, I respect wildlife and shit. Yeah, but that thing's like a little bit bigger, dude. It's running you like that.

It's that crazy how like eventually they're going to hit like a weight. That's just your fuck. Google, Google, uh, man, man, uh, crocodile man hunter in Africa. There's a name for this fucking thing. 800s of, of locals. Gustav, that's his fucking name. Gustav, 200 to 300 people in the banks of the Ruzzi River. Hit images on Gustav.

Beautiful names. They go in and take baths and shit in the water and he just comes up and eats them. So it's this is one specific rock. It's one just one serial killer. Bro, he's got scars from people shooting us. him and he's taking bullets he's still alive what he's not one shot he's got plates bro he's just getting stronger and stronger he's got place getting more more experience stop type in largest crocodile this guy's like Jordan in 98 he's

been through it all at this point greatest of all time he's got so much playoff experience fucking guys a legend at this point well that one name of his jersey dude what the fuck you got click on the MS well are they taking pictures of them that's how goaded he is he's killed so many people where now he's celebrated. Bro, what the fuck? Dude. Look at that.

He's not dead in this? There's no life in that? No, that's not Gustav. That's not Gustav. That's not Gustav. That's his boy. That's his boy. His cousin.

Yeah, it's his cousin. No, there's no way that was in the wild. That had to have been like human fed. Yeah. He was fed humans. He was eating definitely human fed. He was 1,000 percent. I mean, that is like, like, he looks obese.

So he's like the rare crock that like enjoys eating humans. He was eating Americans. He was eating Americans. He was eating everything. He's like, ooh, food. Just anything. He probably doesn't even know, like, what he's doing. He's like, oh, food, food.

He just smells it, eats it, likes it, does it again. He probably has, like, seasoning for, like, humans. Dude, do you think he's, like, salt water? Do you think, do you think he's like, ranch? Yeah, it's like, range. He's like, I'm going to save the calf muscles for last. They are always there's something.

He's like, he heard that tale of, like, the, the largest attack on humans by crocodiles ever. It's like a old war story. Where they got like... In Vietnam? They went to an island... It was Japan. Was it Japan? There was like an island where...

Matt will get us the answer. You know, some army went there and like ate all the food. So the crocodiles were hungry because they didn't have anything to eat. And then they were attacked and they had to flee into the water. And when they fleed into the water like... Imagine one side of the forest and swamp area is like an army with guns trying to kill you. And the other side is just hungry crock. Hungry.

Which one do you go for? The crocodiles? And you try to shoot them all, I guess. Wait, wait, wait. You just play like zombies for like a couple days and hopefully kill them all. So you're at the bank. This is the river. This is land and here comes an army, right?

So you either fight the army or you jump in the waters and try to get to safety. There's two armies fighting each other, but like one's backed up in like this swamp area. This is like, armies pressuring them. They're gonna like getting aped, you know what I'm saying? Oh yeah. But then there's crocodiles behind them. They eat all the food that the crocodiles are eaten. You're dead in both sides.

The Japanese death is like. Army and the Royal Navy. Like thousands of them. 900 soldiers. They tried running away. Tried running away. And it was apparently at the night too. You know how that's...

Dude, that's literally terrifying. That's like I can't think of something scarier. Like... You just see your boys just disappearing. Over there is just a tree line pitch black that's lighting up with gunfire. And over there are screams of your... Of alligators eating people. Which way do you run?

All you hear is... Because that's what they do to create vibrations in the water. And it's just like splashes. Oh my gosh. Splashes, random gunshots. This just made me think of like this like the debate topic I've been having with the past week with the other pros. And even yesterday I brought up with Seth and Nade. But I was like if you had a 1v1 and you had to win this 1 v1 against his animal for your life and only like one's going to die, the other one's going to win, like somebody needs to be victorious.

Are you fighting the Great White in the water or a tiger? Somebody asked me that's much at a tiger. I said tiger a hundred percent. I'm not going into the water with a great one. Because you're just like, yeah, I said the same thing. I'm like, you have to fight a tiger. If you go in the water against a great, you're already at a disadvantage. You know, that's his role.

You can't hold your breath. To fight. You are so dead. You are so fat. You are so fun. You are so fun. You are so fast. You are so fast.

You are really stay above the water. I have to fight this thing down there. That's 5,000 pounds. Like a tiger is like still basically impossible, but like you're dead with the tiger's well. I feel like I don't like I would just feel like I have a better chance on land with a tiger I feel like if you fight a tiger on land a thousand times maybe one time you survive to be a hundred thousand times to be fair a hundred thousand times yeah yeah listen you just like restarting it yeah it looks like to be fair pretending to fight is like what you're going after like you're

fucked either way you're fucked either you're literally fuck either way I think I think there's that point zero zero zero one percent better chance do have a knife it doesn't matter if you have a knife you can you can sort of like at least have a chance at driving it through his forehead you know just one of them quick that's like whenever he like ah then you just had that's a good point I want I feel like a weapon even in the water wouldn't work against a great white no nothing works in the water no no you're like you're like dead grab a tiger by the head grab a tigers by its eyes and like get to its brain and pierce its brain with your hands yeah is that possible 0.001% 0.0.0.

I think you could, like, do some MMA shit on you, though. You know what I'm saying? World, look how big it is. Full-grown human. Look at the little happy little family. And they're so agile. They're literal cats, though, too. So you got to take into account that it's one V-9, right?

Because you only have one life. He's got nine. Right? So you're fucked period. Eight more boys coming after. He's responding like 10 times. And he's coming with a vengeance. But a great white, like, dude, no.

No. Fuck that. And it wouldn't be a fight. You would hit the water and he would go, yeah. To be fair. To be fair with the gray white all you gotta do is flip him upside down and then you win Yeah just just grab them just flip them upside down they'll go into the fucking maybe

If you child him he might actually get here that 2,000 pound animal on its back real quick 5,000 like what the fuck dude look at that oh yeah that's the biggest one and then we're not even taking account like what if you find Dude that has to be during like the day even because imagine that night find that video Matt of the fucking orca ramming the great white it's recent oh it's amazing It's crazy the one I sent you dude how fast is the orca is what I was thinking. Dude, the orca's name, it's Sophie. Like, maybe that'll help him in the search bar. Sophia.

Sophia the orca attacks Great White. Search that. That's insane. Dude. For the longest time, I thought, right here. That's what it is insane. Brother whale takes down gray white. This thing is icewing a great white and winning.

Oh, bro. How big is an orca, man? Dude, it's gigantic, bro. It's like 15 times the size of which are. I thought they only use like teamwork. Look at this. Look at how fast it is. They're showing their.

It comes up so silent, bro. Like, it's gigantic. I love Orcas. It's just a dead silent school bus, bro. Orcas are like, it's aping a top predator in the water. They're just like, boom. Dude. Dude.

Imagine the sheer force that, that thing just produced, bro. It's insane, bro. Have you ever tried to punch underwater? That's a good point. That's a good point. Those things have such power. So much muscle. And it was toying with it, too.

It's fucking crazy. When orcas, like, swim, like, synchronized to, like, fuck with their prey. On the, on the ice shelf? Yeah. That's so sick. Yeah, they're smart. They have insane times. I bet you fish that like have a decent memory are so scared of like that noise of like clicks

that Orcas make as like, you know what I'm saying? Like they've seen what they can do. You just hear that clicking. It's probably like terrifying. Yeah. Yep. Just get the fuck out of the dolphin. You go hide in the enmenominy.

But gray whites I feel like are so like egotistical. They are. They are like, I don't feel like. He's definitely, he's definitely squaring. Yeah, he's like, oh well, I just got ran again. Even that great way, tried to like turn at the last second and they try to like bite it. At the very last second, you tried to turn. I've watched the video like 100 times.

Did you know that the dolphins sleep, but they have to be swimming while they sleep? Yeah, I think all fish do. They have to be moving at some point. That's why they only like, they use like one half of the brain sleeps. Yeah, yeah. And then the other half. Yeah. I don't know that until I just saw.

What the fuck, really? If they saw them moving, they die. I saw one dolphin in the middle creating a current so that the other two dolphins, which were sleeping are just following along, like the current of that there. What? Yeah. dolphins often rest motionless at the surface of the world is it let me ask you some alternating yeah half a brain sleeping periodically is it is it a is it a a man thing like and I'm not obviously this is just a literal man like human thing you know like men like men like men are the only ones

that like look at I talked to my girl to my wife about nature and she's like I don't she has nothing to Alexis is really into nature that she but she's into like cute like lizards and shit yeah but she won't watch like a lion hunt a gazelle I think that's probably a manly, like, instinctive, like thing. Like, you want to watch the hunt, like, because, you know what I'm saying? Judas, anti-hunt. You want to be predators. Yeah.

Well. I'm just going to nod at that one. Have you guys been watching Ants Canada? The channel? No, but I have for a long time. When you brought it up, I was like, I was like, oh, shit, hell yeah. He's getting older. He's getting older.

I feel like the older you get, the more content you are. I feel like those two would love that shit. This guy collects it's a it's a guy on YouTube It is a colony his channels names ants canada and he he he built a rainforest in his house Oh no I've watched this guy yeah and he just like lets them do whatever that yeah and like animals occasion He'll throw a full chicken in there and it just like insects and shit he does it like years right like it shows it like it does like a pretty sick ass project with it yeah Yeah I don't think he makes shorts about it though that a spider dude I don't fuck with spider he's just And he makes it rain and shit?

Yeah, that shit's sick. No, that, this, this channel is so. I heard, I heard, I heard Dashie was making it rain at live. Oh. Damn. Perhaps I was. Yeah, this guy's videos are insane. Yeah.

It's crazy. It just goes to show that if, if he had a whole Huntsman spider in there. So that's at his crib. Yeah, it's at his house. He lives in like the, or the rainforest in like, uh, the Philippines. So like he just goes outside. He's like, I need a lizard today. So he's, is he Canadian?

He better be. Canadian yeah he is Canada is Canadian yeah there's rainforest in Canada it's a cool little like Tyrannia is that what that's called it I mean it does rain a lot terrarium yeah yeah no shit's fire any like the the way that he like narrates it and stuff yeah it's like it's super well done damn near like uh planet earth style yeah no yeah it's super well not crazy that's one one dude can't imagine how exhausted he is dude because he releases one every week he has to go through figure out what all the animals are doing and make a script. I think that's pretty, oh, well, I guess I don't think I've seen, like, one full one.

Like, I just seen, like, literal, when he starts off small and then he introduces, like, a queen and, like, how it develops. Like, that's, that's what I've, I've watched. I haven't seen this. I mean, it's been years since I've watched one of these, but. Yeah, this shit's fire. Because you probably watched his other, like, literal ants ones. Yeah.

The one with just ants. No, no, no, him. Like, a guy that collects ants and has, like, several colonies. Yeah, yeah. That's him, but this is like frogs and fucking insects and shit. He's like, I'm sick of this shit. What else do I love to do? Oh, shit, rainforest. But I think we would be remissed to not mention that it literally takes you pointing a camera at one of your interests for you to have a million views on something. That's so true. Right? Because like this guy was probably like he's like, whoever would have thought. I got to record this. Whoever would have thought. Dude recording ants would just blow up like that. That's nuts. Yeah, now he gets to buy all the ants that he wants. all the ants and you can have him because I don't want them

I think I think what's up Matt we should take a quick commercial break and we'll be right back I want those ants Before we keep talking about all the interesting things we were just talking about

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And we're back a little bit more. So I am a second at a common. C. C.O.I.M.J. at the major. Under no circumstance, under no circumstance, do I feel that first isn't the only I feel that first isn't the only goal in our minds. But going from third to second, you know, I'm trying to.

in the right direction, in my opinion. Also, it was one of the best series, one of the best tournaments ever. It's funny because I don't know which one of them you're talking to, because it's both, it applies to both. You see the- It applies to both of them.

Both, what I'm saying is that the grand finals was great in both series. Look at you. I was so down to let you just take over this segment. I was like second, that's it. What happened, bro? Both series were really, really, really, really good. I can't believe the Halo team fucking tied a Slayer.

I didn't even know you could do that. Tied. Imagine you just tie a search and destroy. That's what it felt like. Wait, so when you tie you have to just O-T, right? I don't know, bro. I don't have two kills game seven. I don't want to talk about it.

You had two kills game seven? Yeah. No. I just had to get that out there. It was just, I had to say it. Not seven, two. I had two. It's Halo, though, so kills don't matter.

I don't have a final either, so. Yeah, not, I kind of blame you, though. Not in that game, both for sure. So many assists. You should have checked my damage though You got into an art I fucking damage I felt

Fuck dude Like just like everyone's taking my shit Oh good One shot I got you Good shit Good shit Nice You guys should have won man

No I mean You know It was so close That no analyst Could explain to me What happened In an invasion

Control in the end Yeah that was like We kind of like Through that on that When people can test that point, like how they at the end, do people usually crawl into the point like that? The thing is, is like, if they do crawl in, like, you could almost wallbang them. That's how, like, tight they are to, like, or like, they almost have to OE to, like, contest. Does that make sense?

Like, so, wait, are you saying the guy that crawled in on their team made a good player or bad player? No, it would have been a good play if the thing is, if we just three second in peak, like, he didn't even have time to do that. And if he did, like, somebody just, like, just like wallbings it almost from like the... What exactly happened in the last moments of the game from your preview? Or no, we got four dead. Mm-hmm. You understand. I was the only one that died.

I got one and then I got the Abe just like randomly just like went for draws this trade and then killed me, but we had four dead and then we already had a tick. So all we had to do is just three seconds and not even peeking and we went. They don't have time. Oh really? Yeah. Then I think somebody peaked like somebody. Somebody trolled.

I think Ken, like overheated because he got like he was frying though like pretty much the whole time. So it's like it's whatever then he died and then we were literally half a tick off of capping it and then that's when they had time to contest because because it goes from if you three sack, It goes from, like, we only needed, like, I think, eight or, like, ten seconds to cap it. But then if you go from, like, the speed of, like, two to three, it's, like, 17 or some shit. So then that extra, like, two seconds are, like, we didn't have to, like, three seconds. The heartbreaker losing the O seven like that.

And even, like, the HBs were losing by, like, 10, 20 points. Yeah, it was like every, both hard points were last rotation. Then the 6, 5, 6, 4, and 3, 2. I mean, that's an insane final. Like, it's a simp and Abe, they were having, like, legacy of. They were wrong. Yes, they were. They were having.

When they were final to do when Abe started taking over? That's why I'm also like, I'm looking at it like more optimistic as I'm, because I know that and even AG says that he could have played better, I could have played better, you know what I mean, a lot better. So and they had like legacy events and they barely beat us or like not barely beat us, but like all the maps were like, uh, winnable. Yeah, they were closed dude. And they were frying.

Yeah. When I, when Abe got, I think Saturday, Abe was like fucking, had that fucking super game. Yeah. But then the next day when I saw, I, I saw. I saw when I saw Sim do what he was doing, I could not fucking, like, I was like, what the fuck? Like, he was in such a flow state that I was just like, fuck. He was one of those lies for like everything goes away. The 13th free goes away.

And we still lost by 10 points. You get stunned. Doesn't matter. He still, like, gets the shot through. Zuma was a fucking, I was playing among us with Zuma and they were talking about like, don't worry, man. He could have done that with the MCW because all the fucking ARs hate the rival. Like, don't worry, man.

He could have done that with the MTV, but like, it's no. The rival looks fucking so good, dude. That's the best shit. It's the best shit. Especially, like, occasionally, or just like so casually getting mapped and the cashier don't even talk about it. It's like a random transition. Some players just make it look at, like, Sam, actually, he's one of the players that

like- No, he can beam, he can-beam, he can-beam. He can be in a . Yeah. Even with the 74 U and Cold War? Yeah. Who are we talking about? Just like, there's some players that make the sub look like just broken.

It's little square long range. You don't have a good long range shot. Yeah. It looks like it was last, the Rio was a 6-4 for there? 6-4, yeah. Yeah, but at that point, like, the series is kind of whatever. It's kind of chocked at that point. I'm not going to...

Yeah, I don't want to see that. I don't want to see any of this. Like, after, like, those heartbreakers, really? What do you scroll? Scrolls. What you scroll? What you scroll? Don't scroll right.

Don't scroll right. I mean, Matt. Terminal, like, a 6-5 terminal. Like, everything was just like... You could barely squeaked by the terminal. Oh. Yeah, I don't know. Like, I'm like...

I don't know. Like, I don't know. He does some wizard shit in, like, especially some S&D's all spectate him. Every time I'm dead, let's say if Ant gets one, I'll be spectating like, like just the other two. And I'm like, I could just see his arrow going because I've got to watch this montage. I'm like, this guy's going crazy. When he always got the third in plane, I was like, what the hell?

Yeah. Every time. Is it how, do any other players also use slide and dive? He's the only one. Dude, it's the only one in the league. There's 40 players that he's the only one using the slide and dive. It's insane. Watching him like slide and then dive.

Because it doesn't mess him up. Bro, you'll be watching also. What the fuck? I can't imagine what it's like on the other side Like trying to kill him I played him in eight It's unbelievable Like you actually like you can't even hit him sometimes

And you're not used to like preparing for somebody to dive either Because nobody doesn't Yeah So he's probably like He's probably checking me People are like You gotta tell shots you're slowdown I'm like the day that I tell shots you're slowdown

I'm like the day that I tell shots you how to play this fucking game Fucking I am not the CEO And I am not fucking in any leadership Because I'll fuck it well first of all Who fuck you To suggest something like that to me to suggest something like that to something like that is I don't think I've ever to play I'm like do whatever the fucking want I guess I just know like he needs to slow down

you slow down right fucking now and a little too fast for you're anyway listen competition it is competition it is well played to phase well played to phase well played to phase congratulations to them tip your hat but just just get a tip your hat shit shit What did you think about the halo dude that got top eight with a mouse keyboard? That's kind of sick. That guy's from Splitgate. Yeah. Was he frying, by the way?

Yeah, he was. Actually. I'm not going to lie. I scrimmed him. We scrimmed that team like before the turn he started. We always play like one team and like we don't come. We just kind of like shoot around. The kid was actually like gunning my show.

I was like, what the fuck? But then I kind of like pieced a bunch of shit together. It was first event. He's probably super excited to play. He's probably going hard as fuck right now. Like I was kind of just like, okay, whatever. He's pretty good. I watched him, he was really cracked too.

Yeah. Really cracked. And he's from Splickgate, and that game might be like one of the most crack games we've ever seen. It's only a matter of time, right? Before the co... I think Halo might...

Because there's... It's like a little bit of amos... Amosis... What's it called? It's not as harsh as God. Apparently, the amissus on Mousin Key was a glitch in Halo, and they ended up keeping it. Yeah.

Wait, that's Ope. Moussey Key Amis? But it's not the same... It's not the same... It's not a strong... It's not as strong. But it's just like... If it's still there, it's still broken.

You will definitely feel it. It's called something, but it just makes it so that you can compete in an arena shooter. I mean, he might be like a pioneer for, like, other people to actually really, I mean, there is another Australian player named Scootmeister, who's also really good, and his team's kind of like meh, but like he's actually pretty good. And he was like the only keyboarder, but then like, yeah, this kid, this kid got like top six or top eight or something. Yeah. So a lot more people saw. He's really good. Really young, too.

He's like 17, dude. It's like a 17-year-old crackhead on mouse and key. POP probably looks insane It did look insane It doesn't look like ours I'll take that much Yeah Because like if you're gonna shop

He's like checking two places He's checking two doors at one time Like it looks insane And he has full control Looks crazy You should pull up the um Pull up the 1V1 with the summit That he played

Just show like a minute of it Oh yeah you've been gaming with Summit On Halo I just did it one night But like he'd one V1 Summit And like He was on 130 ping But he was still just like

You'll just know right away Where's you from I think in London, I don't know. Overseas? I have no idea actually. That was sure. When I first got to the venue, the team was watching their series and

Lucid and Trippie were like, what the fuck? Because he would get shot and you just don't expect because everyone in Halo plays low, relatively lower sense, but he would just fucking snap. This guy's like, so like, it would make you tweaking. You know how people run the flag? You juggle it?

This guy's juggling the flag, but also turning and shooting people while he's running the flag. Throw it and shh-h-h-yes, bro. It looks crazy Maybe you should look up like, uh, Maybe you should look up like what I'm like fucking Yeah, I'm like from like from the turn of it just like just like just type in whatever or some chat, I don't know And see what comes up. Hey, H-S. Yeah, what's his name? Wudum. Wudum. Wudum. Wudum. It's like you click that, click that. It's some of the highlights I think from the event

This might just be the end. Oh, no, yeah, this might just be when they win. Yeah, this might just be when they went. Because I look I tried to look up I wanted to react to it though. I was watching something. I was watching some. I haven't seen this is the first time I'm hearing about him this is the first time that I'm seeing like what he looks like but I do remember this in the camera and I was like

oh that guy's fucking playing keyboard it is pretty sick because you haven't seen anything other than like apex you don't ever see shit like this so if there is amissist though that is kind of insane did the HCS tweet it? It's not called amicest it's called what is it called

it's called something else but it's like it helps But it just makes it more fair for... It was really watching the video. It was like a highlights of this guy from the tournament. How about you type highlights in the search bar maybe? Yeah, that would actually help. If you stick up...

Autumn. Yeah, I don't know. If you look at this... Whatever. This kid's great. He's not. He's cracked. Dude, did you see that?

Fucking, what a... He's cracked. It's weird seeing someone in a Halo move like that. Yeah. It's crazy. You kind of are used to it in Cod because of Warzone kids? You were asking me what I was watching while I was out in idiot. You asked me if I've seen a show.

I was watching, I was watching the matches. I was watching your matches and I was watching the watch party. I had, I was watching both. It was, it was weird living alone for that many days in like an apartment with a kitchen and a, and a fridge. Wait, in a balcony? Yeah. Because I remember, I think Seth and Zend, they brought the fact that you guys had a personal chef. How was that?

Not good. Really? Yeah, listen, no offense. I thought it was going to be. The first, the first half of the meals were prepared by, by a, by a, some lady, those were really good. And then this fucking guy, no offense, you know, thank you. We paid him and we tipped them

the whole nine just because I'm, wouldn't I mean. But this guy made meatballs, right? Ew. No, what you mean? Eew. I don't like meatballs. I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, you know what mehows?

You also made mushrooms. Uh, just kidding. I love fucking meatballs. What the hell? Meatballs rule. Obviously, obviously meatballs are god, like. But this guy, this guy, like, left them out. And then I, I'm like, yo, so let me get a meatball.

So he gives me a meatball. And I'm like, oh, shit, it was good. I've been into it. It was cold and I'm like, oh, I hate cold food. I fucking, this is a sandwich. I ate cold food. I do hate cold food. I'm not talking about warm food.

I'm talking about it needs to be hot, like, scold and hot. I need to be how, how, how, how, how, how, how, wow. Do one of those. How much was the chef? I don't fucking know. Listen to me. This guy, I got up mad because I had cold meatball in my mouth. Cold meatball in my mouth.

All right. So set you up. But I got up and I look and I went up to her and I'm like, and I'm like, I look at him. and I go like this. And then he's like, oh, the AC's hitting it, huh? And I was like, ah. AC? I like to.

I like to see them realize what they had done just by looking at things. I was so mad. So mad. So bad. So bad. But Cuban coffees? Oh, my.

What's that? You didn't have any. What's that? You didn't have any. No. What is it? You didn't have any Cuban coffee while you were there. No.

You would have been like, My life has changed. This is all I'm drinking for the rest of my life. I wish I would have been. Best Cafesito I've ever had in my life. It's an espresso with equal parts, sugar and coffee. Dude, I'm talking about if you have- You hit one of the-

But I drank like three. No. Every day I drank three for breakfast and I had one during the day. It was the fucking best. My sugar level has had to have gone through the roof, but I felt alive. Oh my God, wait. So good. You would have loved it.

You would, you would. Do you have any Cuban coffee while you're there? No, but my, uh, it's like super common in like, like Lebanese culture that like the espresso shots like the thing. It's probably better there, I guess, because I've never been drinking, but like it's just like a shot, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you sit.

You see it more common in, uh, is it more common for shots rather than cups of coffee? Oh no, it's like it's an actual shot. Yeah. Like it comes in like a cup, like a miniature cup and then you just like. That's why Americanos are called Americanos because like cups of coffees or a cup of coffee is like typically an American thing. Yeah. And so when soldiers would go overseas and they would want a cup of coffee and they only had espresso shots, they would just make hot water and pour the espresso shot in hot water to get a cup of coffee and call it an American.

Ah, an American. So. Very interesting. Yeah, that's why it's called that. I am. Unless someone lied to me. Unless someone- I'm very fucking convinced with the TikTok? No.

No, it wasn't TikTok. It was for Mitch McConnell's sister-in-law and crashed the fucking boat and this is how you make Americanos. Um, so you don't think he's gonna win this one v one thing. Yeah, someone's one v one thing is happening on Monday. This is like made for Matt like because because no, no, no, there's also Shopsy. There's also Kenny. No, no, no. Kenny's played all three.

Yeah. That's a fair point. That's a fair point because like, obviously Matt is like, caught in Halo is like, it's not like really like pressure though. Is it pressure? Added pressure. But the way I look at it is like the third game is like the game that like decides who's gonna, you know what I'm saying? Is it is the one B one in apex? Is that just the rain?

In the range. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, I can win this. I'm gonna get difted at apex. Yeah, you are. Actually, what if I just started grinding right now? I don't think it'd be that good.

Dude. I feel like you need to kill people in two bullets. That's why you're so good at SWAT and Halo. Damn. Relax. Relax, you said. No, this shit's gonna be fun though. We've got the entire COD team, the entire Halo team, the entire HALO team, and the entire Apex team.

Why didn't we just get like Val for the 30s? And Maniac. Can do Val or CS? Like, we had to do Apex. It's a one and done though, it's single limb? Single them. Can we add like two words? So how does it?

So first round is Call of Duty. You start out 1V1N in Cod. The loser picks the next game. Wow. What if I just lose it? Wait, so you play all three games regardless? If it goes to game three, unless you two owe them. Oh, it's best out of three?

Best of three, yeah. So if you play Brandon first round and you lose and, are you losing Cod, then I'm assuming you choose. I'm assuming you'd win in Cod and I win in HAL, which is done? It's, well, if you win in the next round, he just gone. If you win in Cod, he's going to choose Apex. I'm assuming. Oh my God. You know,

you know how beta that would look? I would just... I would just... I would just... I'll play the thing I haven't played before. Just don't play me in Halo. I'm on my PC. I need an hour.

I need an hour. You play controller or the shit? Like, what's your settings real quick? Yeah, no, I'm looking forward to that, man. It's going to be exciting. It's going to be fun. We should have like Val, though. I think it's wild that

in our lifetime, the three of us we have something that resembles the O.J. Simpson trial. Yeah, or Chase, which is what's happening right now with Diddy. Oh, we did that shit is kind of crazy. It's weird knowing that one day I'm going to pick up my phone and it's going to be Puff Daddy's mugshot. Yeah. Because it's going to happen. You think they're going to catch them?

Yeah. Well, I haven't following that at all. So they raided his house. Apparently he has, I could be bullshit. Two mansions? But he has cameras in all of his rooms, and he would host sex parties, and he would record everyone in the sex parties

and use it as blackmail. And it was like, he's probably not the only one doing that either. Bro, what's crazy is that, what is it, two months ago, Cat Williams was on a shay-shay? I think Cat Williams started this whole thing. I do think he did. You think he was the catalyst for it?

So, I'm confused. Okay, so he gets the videos, blackmail. Now how is he, like, on the run? Where's the someone telling him? Beds are after him for sex trafficking. For sex trafficking? Yeah. And apparently

Well, one of his neighbors is like a clip of one of his neighbors pulling up To the to all the press outside of his room and says, Yo, sometimes he brings a bus full of kids. What? And then the guy just dips. What? His neighbor, right? Yeah, his neighbor.

Just the most insane cliffhanger ever? No, it's insane. I saw it and I was like, what? He's like, sometimes he just brings a bus full of kids. And then drops him off and then he and then the guy just takes off. So now everyone was just like what? Yeah, okay. Well, that one, that one to me was a little bit more like a plant for me.

Right. Like one, there's no way to really know if it's a neighbor or somebody just driving by. I yell crazy shit out the window all the time. You can't park there. Okay. All right, but so. You can't. The difference there is.

I don't know, but I'm saying like for the for what it is like you can't take. Next thing you know the guy that yelled at is some troll that we haven't heard of that's like on his way up right now Right so I'm not gonna take too much into that I feel the same way but but I will say that when I heard this when I heard everything was happening I was like I fucking knew I hated him for a reason He ruined my favorite song of all time what song Notorious thugs wait so so did he get we did give you did he did you know not what you Is he arrested or what fuck no he's on the run he's on the run he's on the run

He's jet they tracked his jet I saw his villain looking jet that look crazy It's been a looking jet. It's crazy. His jet was tracked from L.A. L.A. to the to the Caymans, I think. Where were there's no extradition deal with the United States? Apparently, they're not allowed to research his island, though. Yeah, he already knew where he was going.

But then they said it was like he wasn't on the plane. So what was on the plane? All the tapes, all the hard drives. Fuck. Bro, it's getting deep diving this one of back. Yeah, you got to get in there. It's so sick. It's interesting.

Apparently they're not allowed to search for him, though. Like apparently it's like Americans can't like look at on this specific island he's on. Something like that. Well, no, extradition. I'm about extradition, yeah. Yeah. Which is kind of insane. He's just, like, bearing all of his treasure on an island.

And you can't hunt him? He's just living on an island. It was just cooking out of water and just. Yeah. But shit's so wild, dude. That's crazy, though, dude. Yeah, it's, it's, it's going to be, he's going to get arrested. For sure.

You think so, for sure? After we did that shit. I mean, yeah. He also killed. He also killed Tupac, but whatever. Whoa. And Biggie. I don't know about Biggie, but.

Isn't that crazy? Like, he's basically saying he's guilty by him. He's saying he was behind Biggie as well. I'm just fleeing. Yeah, I mean, yeah. It doesn't look good. So he did it. If you were actually innocent, would you actually flee?

You were actually innocent? Yeah. You would just chill and just be like, I don't know what the fuck this is. You go check my car. The hell are you guys on, you can look at anything. But he's like, I'm out. But he's just like, oh,

and all the fans are coming, I'm gonna... I'm gonna go to an island you guys can't come to. Yeah, I'm guilty. That's really bad for him, bro. Is he even making good songs? I don't know. this no dude he's all behind his guy yeah I've never I think it's a little one of signs rappers and shit oh he's like a DJ Khalid no no bad boy

entertainment bad boy what of his like signs signs artists to be like he's a label the label's called bad boy in man how like bird man had to like low dude and and P Diddy are like very similar to me they both ruin songs they both they're both are so and they just tough at least Burma had yeah that's kind of dope That was her fucking diddy head. Take that, take that, take that. What? Yes, he did.

What was it? Take that, take that, take that. Take what? Yeah, exactly. That's what we're talking about. Exactly. But this all comes back to. This all comes back to.

He was trying to tell us from the start. We forgive you for you know not what you do. How did the Meek Mill being gay thing come up? Is he? Apparently there's, yeah, look up, meek Mill gay. Dude, I feel this is so common with celebrities. See, like that, like I don't give a shit about any of that. When I hear about like young people and kids,

that's when I'm like, man, evil. That's evil. That's what I'm saying. Like, it doesn't really, none of this stuff mattered until it was like sex trafficking. Why he meek, no rap? I just can't see it. That, that, uh, that, uh, Will Smith and the other dude,

and he was giving it to me. Going bad. I was like, and then that guy's, that guy's, like, that's what going to mean. Like, why am I listening to this shit? They fucking like, And then Jersey, there's, well, going bad. That's gay too.

That's what it said. That's what somebody said. I don't get... That shit like that doesn't like... Like I get mad that I'm like spent 10 seconds listen to it. I'm like, ah, just nothing. It gets me fucking good. All right.

So you guys have any close? One billion. Are you guys playing the mega millions and stuff? Why not? I can't even like it into that. Dude, just right across the street. Go put the dollar. Be like, hey.

One billion jackpot. Dude, just think about it. That's crazy. Yeah, but you only get 500 million. Oh, never mind then. Dude. Yeah, that's what tax is. Even if you won bro, you just.

have to disappear. You'd be paranoid. Not if you give it all away. Looking over your shoulder the rest of your fucking life. Not if you give it all away. Dude, do you think there's people out there that actually, okay, like, you think there's people out there that specifically hunt people that win this shit, but they do it like a couple years on the road or like low key, like a mob group, some sort of affiliation?

Like you know what I'm saying? Do you think they just hunt people that win these? You don't think so? I don't know about hunting. There's definitely someone like a van helsing of- Because why wouldn't they go after the billionaires that exist now? Those are way more accessible. They might.

No, I don't think so. You might have mob tides. I don't know what to do with their money. I bet you there's people that try to scam them. Yeah, that's... Like, yo, you just won. People are going to be coming after you. We sell this insurance.

That's me fucking you. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Maybe that. There's definitely some like some weird shit. Have you ever seen Mick Millions, the documentary, about the, uh, the monopoly board from, uh, McDonald's?

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