OpTic Podcast - DASHY RELIVES HIS MVP PERFORMANCE | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 283

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

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Because we, dude, I'm telling you, ever since Mates be this major one, I'm not even joking me and Mason were talking about it. We had it this date or this tournament like fucking circled. We're like, we got to play Mates in Paris now because they took it in Dallas. And Matt, dude, I remember with Matt Mel's like, dude, you don't want to play gentlemates in Paris. Matt was trying to brainwash me. What dude? It's going to be so faged. Nate, that's not like you.

Here's what's what fucking happened. Here's what fucking happened. Brandon was in a, we were in a T. Brandon's like, bro, I can't wait to this, like, had the whole crowd booing me. And I was like, what? And he's like, dude, I'm just going to fucking I'm like, dude, okay, hold on, hold on. I think you're underestimating how many people are going to be there.

And he's like, dude, no, it's going to look so cold. And it looks cold now? Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to episode 283 of the Optic podcast episode Packy weekend, a great successful. I want to give a huge shout-out first and foremost to our sponsors. Obviously, today's episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. More about them later on.

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Yeah. Like, I know a lot of people had a lot to say about pairs. Well, it wasn't technically pairs. We were kind of outside of it. Myself included, I was talking shit. But the event itself was insane. Never in my life, have I seen something like that. Yeah, it was like a fucking CS major.

Yeah. It literally felt like a CS major. It was like the best crowd. Listen, this is no offense to the green wall. When you turned around and just looked out, it was insane. Sorry. Not, no, no. They were just like staring at you.

No, they were outside our hotel, though. Yeah. What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, 8 a.m. What? 8 a.m. 9 a.m. Like, every morning, fuck you optic.

I'm waking up like, yeah. There's no way we're serious. Yeah, oh, they were. They spawn trapped us. Out of game. So props to them. Kind of tipping. Yeah, it's tipping.

Super tippy. Everything about that, like, the crowd did their job. Look at this, bro. Bro, this looks like AI. It looks like AI. It's so crazy. It's so crazy it looks like AI. Yeah, that's pretty fucking insane.

And this does not do it justice even. No. Bro, I was saying like when we were up in the suite and we came down after the show, just being down on the floor itself, it looks so small from up there. When you were like next to the stage, it looked insane. Massive, bro. Massive, massive, massive, massive. Massive trophy also. puts the embarrassing embarrassment that I had to endure this past year

presenting the major one champions with a fucking sample trophy unbelievable look at this man this is outside of Seth's window was that's right there you can see Seth right there no we weren't there I was on like the left side I think or or we were across the street I can't remember but we could hear them like they were right outside oh yeah this is outside the hotel yes oh wow yeah Because everything's like so close. It's like, it's like, it's like American Airlines Center.

You know how we have the buildings around? Yeah, it's like a little village almost. Yeah, all just reverbed. Fuck you, optics. Scum's a pussy. I said, what? Said what I do? Oh, man, at first I didn't understand

what the fuck was going on. At first I was like, I was like, I thought it was going to be like, it always is, you know, business usual. We're in Paris. They fucking love us. When you played. Yeah, same.

Yeah, four men. Yeah, I didn't think it was going to be like. Formal. Fuck man. I was like, yeah, I love this. I didn't think it was going to be like that. They were like actually like really extreme. They were against us the most and I don't really understand why but they were.

No, I found out why. Like to be fair like I understand now. Why? Wait, why? Okay. So we didn't go to Birmingham and apparently in Birmingham the fucking Greenwall massive from Europe specifically the fucking England folk. They let them fucking have it.

Look. They let them fucking have it. They had too many bruskees over there? Too many bruskies over there. They couldn't handle themselves with the mushy-e-piece. No, no, I think they know how to handle themselves too well under all those fucking bruskies. But because of this, it got fucking buck. He ain't seeing that finger.

He was cooked right there. He was cooked right there. But yeah, so, you know, obviously well-deserved, I think, now that I know why. I was actually wondering why, I'm like, we haven't even played these dudes. It seemed to me, like, they came to see us lose more than they came to see their team win, because we hadn't even played them, right? And then I started to get, like, a bunch of French, like, people replying on my, on Twitter, like, yo, this is why don't act fucking coy.

You don't know, like, short memory you have, like, the way that you guys acted and blah, blah, blah, blah. Don't bring Toronto into this. Boy, got it. So I was like, I'm like, oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you. So I started to do. Oh, baby.

the research and I see that it was well-deserved. But anyway, listen, as I said it, as I'll say it, as I'll continue to say it, I would rather have you guys screaming at the top of your lungs, F you, you know, whatever, than not to have them at all. Yeah. If anything was proven this weekend is that Papa was right, has been right, will continue to be right. There is a massive opportunity for Call of Duty that is being sort of suppressed by something

that should have never happened to begin with. It should be an open tournament. It should be a circus, as always it was. We used to go to Paris once a year To London once a year You know, look at what happened Look at what happens in Paris when they have a team An actual team

When was the last Paris event Fucking 10 years ago 2017 No wonder bro they've been just pent up They've been pent up They've been neglected dude And it wasn't our fault Parisians and it wasn't our fault

But But look man London God we run them Holy fuck with the nable it doesn't even bro I'm telling you like look at that crowd

yeah it's not as big as it was the airport like bro like we had the crowd was like with us man no yeah they're it looks like there's 40 people but there was more

no it was way more yeah yeah yeah oh that when Clay launched the metal oh yeah hit a fan like the side of the head imagine Brandon throwing this one like a fucking ninja star

dude like a shirkin yeah and it comes back to him like this just slices two heads and goes back to it goes back to it fucking, well, not the slicing of heads, but

they came back to him, like, meoneer. So that means that Damon... The worst hammer? If Damon's, if Damon's passport, visa, et cetera, et cetera, would have been good during this one, then he would have won all four of them, including this last one. Well, Crimm did win all of them. Oh, I sure you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's great. Grim won all three of those, but, you know, the four would have been... Yeah, that's great. Would have been sick. Well, Optic did, which is obviously means that we all did, man. Again, I am like, I'm still buzzing. from the event, like, could they have done something a little bit better? I don't, I mean, I don't know.

Oh, yeah, I mean, I guess security was, like, above and beyond, like, anything that we have ever seen. And even though we haven't seen, like, Ray wasn't even allowed to go to some places. First world problems, but we couldn't get food up to the room on Saturday. So we didn't have, like, a hot meal for eight and a half hours. We were miserable. The last match, we were all so one shot. And you know how us Americans are when we don't get our food?

No stem, brother. Hey, you know what I'm seeing more fucked up? But Sunday. Sunday was good. Sunday they let us. They let us. Well, Friday they let us have food. That's what I'm saying.

Like the chicken nuggets, if the chicken nuggets wouldn't have been as good, I wouldn't have been as much as I did. But they were really good. Yeah, what the fuck? Friday we got food. Yeah. And Saturday, we like couldn't get food. Yeah, I think security was like a thing.

I wish that I was like, it made no sense because it doesn't matter. The event was fucking top notch. Everything about it. The hospitality was top notch. Again, a huge shout out to the gentlemates. We have been taking notes and thank you for bringing something to the table that only you guys could have brought to the table. Context as to where Call of Duty is as an e-sport and also how to throw a fucking banger of an event. Yeah, it's crazy.

They have like their gentle suits, I think is what they're called. They like go to anything gentlemates related, like anything. It could be Flash Royale. They're like, diehards. Yeah. That whole, like, I think the whole, I don't know how it looked from, like, the cameras, but, like, if you were on stage,

the whole right side of, like, the bowl was the gentle suits. The guys are, like, the flags and stuff. Yeah. I mean, they were, they were going nuts, bro. That's cool. And we were just making jokes the whole time. Like, do they even know, like, what's going on? Yeah, some of them didn't.

Just getting dope. But it doesn't matter. Like, so long as they show up for the team like that, like, man, I'll take that any day of the week. Oh, yeah, no. That's fine. So yeah, it felt good. It felt good to sort of get to play the role of the villain.

Yeah. I know that the boys were enjoying it from the moment that we got to. They're like, wait, what the fuck? I was like, wow. As much as I was confused, I was also like, this is what it should have been. This is what it could have been this entire time. You know? Like, they've been there.

They've just been sitting there dormant. How many other fan bases are sitting there? Oh, is that big swoop. Big swoop. Bro, they were out there just Just in the fucking trenches Just a two man A little duo dude

That's crazy We had a lot of green wall members there But my God It was a sea of white and purple It was just I think I saw like six optic fans No there was more There was more

They were just consumed by the By the waves of the whites Yeah shirts The ocean That was a way for whites White's Yeah Yeah no it's man

What Man buzzing dude buzzing, buzzing, buzzing. I have never, ever, ever, ever heard something that piercingly loud. And I've been to AT&T Stadium, dude. AT&T's loud as fuck. Isn't EWC in Paris this year? Yeah.

That's probably going to be like that again. Dude, when we were getting on our flight to come home, there was already EWC, like, people were getting there. They had like, whenever you get there for the car service. And I was like, what the fuck? It's starting already. Yeah, there's like already games going or something. Yeah.

I was mind blown. Yeah, that's nuts. but yeah i don't think we're going to that uh no no i think i think i think i might be able to but if i if this thing that i have to do like pans out then i probably won't be able to go but i will be here with breakfast burritos what's you doing secret chip okay remember yeah oh yeah yeah uh yeah so congratulations to the boys uh brandon should be joining us shortly um he said said five minutes about 15 minutes ago, we'll see. MVP.

Yeah, we need the MVP, man. MVP. He's been playing real good. Yeah. I'll tip it before he gets here. Yeah, I'm going to tell you before he gets here. But not when he gets here. But I'm going to tell you before he gets here? He can't gas him too much.

The PC that he was playing on, like when he shit the bed in that in that game? I know. We talked about that shit. Did you? Yeah. What do you say? I mean, I'm not going to say it because he didn't say it on train for a reason. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

But just know, it's very tivvy that he regained. Yeah. Very, very tippen. Oh yeah, very tip. And you can see the difference, like, immediately. Brandon don't give a fuck. He'll regain. He'll run him.

Fucking run him. He'll fucking run him. And run them, he did. Then he did. Big brosy. Big fucking. But dude, it was so fun. Sunday night, like, dude, it was, oh, man, we had a blast.

We literally didn't sleep because our flight, we had to leave the hotel at 6.30. So we were all out until, like, five just drinking. It was a blast. dude. Jatsy was there. Mason, Brucey, Tyler. Everybody, yeah, the whole team was out.

We were all there. We were a good time. No. Hector was not there. Hector was not there. Hector was not there. He was 46 years old, man. Hector was, no, I wasn't.

I was packing, talking to the girls. Yeah, I was, man, like, in Vegas I'm going to be out, though. Our first win at a season, man. Hey, I don't party before we travel, and I certainly don't fucking party before we travel overseas. You didn't have to drink, but you can. could have came out for like an hour and a half or something. Nah, we did get dinner.

We got, we got like, uh, yeah, we got dinner. I mean, it wasn't like a sit down fancy place or anything, but we got like burgers and shit.

Yeah. The thing is that I love to party, dude. Okay, I'm not going to sit there and just be lame. If I were to take shots, I'm taking shots. We didn't take that many shots.

Yeah, I would have, if I would have been there. I took the Dompey. Where's the trophy? Let's drink out of it with the little bullet tips. I took one shot and it was a vodka shot. And the bartender,

overheard me and I was like, dude, I fucking hate vodka shots. And he put like this caramel syrup in it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Gross? Oh, so gross. Oh. Oh, I thought I was going to say it's saved it. No. It just got worse. Oh, it was like butterscotch vodka. Oh.

That's the face you make in your climax. It was like the shit you drank back in the day, dude, like out of the plastic handle. Like Jacob's famous. Cupcake vodka? Fuck yourself. That's actually fucking spot on. Who brought the cupcake vodka? Go fuck yourself.

Seriously. Something to note about this trophy. I was told backstage that it's made out of the same metal that they make their sword, that the French government makes their swords and shields out of. Really? That's cool. Yeah. And you can tell because of how heavy it is.

The trophy that we got made is made out of the same plexiglass that we use in hockey arenas. That thing's probably if I were to give away. You know, we should do a competition. You should put... Bain! Dang! Dang! You should have FaceTimed them.

You should have FaceTime them. This is so trolling. There he is. Dude, that's so good. MVP. The fucking duo. MVP. Look at that, man.

They don't even call each other and say, hey, what are you wearing today? Bro, you're not even going to hit me. This is so humiliating. Go put something else on. No bullshit. I'm going to be, I'm going to wear that tomorrow. Go get something off the rack. Yo, you're not going to hit you a bang when you're walking in?

What am I'm going to hit me? chop liver now? You said if I text you for the next week, I'm going to get a bang every time. He threw me off. You threw me off. You're good. That is trolling. That is trolling. That is troll. That is really trolling. Hey guys. Hey guys. What's up, Brandon? Fucking beast.

What's a belated birthday? Boy. Only one to acknowledge it today. Sorry, man. I do apologize. That's crazy. That's why he's my dog. I was like, your birthday was yesterday? Yeah. Holy shit. I didn't. For the record, I did text them. I got the belated end of the current. Yes, yes. I re-tweet. tweeted, I texted, and I, and I would have, if you would have picked up the phone, I would have told him,

yeah, but like, he never picks up the phone. The next day, it's like, it's not the same. Dude, we're men, man. That shit don't count anyway. Do you guys know it was my birthday yesterday? Birthdays don't count for men. Her father's here? That shit's here. What you think?

Chit's yours. Yo, but I was going to say, yo, we should put like a bunch of controllers in there, and whoever guesses the closest weight. Keeps it? No, I don't know what prize you give him, but. How much you think that? How much you think it weighs? You remember that shit in high school

where it would be like, yeah, how many gumballs are in there? And I'd be going so hard because I won those gumb balls. Twice. I went like this. Go! And then on the second one I was like,

no. Like, wait, that can't be. I'm 46, man. I actually goes hard. That's a one hand, bro. Because, bro, when I lifted it up, I remember I was like, something backwards.

It's old man's strength, man. You'll get it. It actually goes hard. It's all leverage. It is. It's all leverage. It's all leverage. It's all angles.

Yeah. That's a good aspect. But it's so kind of impressive. I mean. So we've been giving our, pick your ass. Our POV from the event. What did you think of,

of the events? Like the fans. It's insane. It's like a 10 out of 10. The stage, the fans, obviously. The walkouts. The walkout, bro,

I'm coming off in an elevator. I thought it in the fucking The fucking. The walkouts and shit. Like, I'm like, what the fuck about? It's been crazy. Dude, insane.

And then all I hear is, boo, fuck you up, dick. Like, you know what I mean? They were saying Bruce. Yeah. But they were. They were cheering me, but they were booing the rest of the boys.

I felt so bad. They were saying booed. That's why you got him to beat. He, like, he like separates a little bit more than Mace. He's like, man. I'm like Mace. This is AIDS for you, bro. I don't know why they love me so much and not you a little.

I don't know what the fuck is going on. Trying to hype him up. What did you think of like not the event? What do you think of the area, the infrastructure? The city. Yes. I love Paris. I want to explore more.

Yeah. But we weren't in Paris. What do I mean? We were like 30 minutes outside of Paris. We went to the city a couple times just for like the food and like... Yeah, but that's like saying we lived in Chicago, but we lived in... I think there's a massive difference between like Paris is like, you could get there in 10 minutes if they had like good traffic or flowing traffic.

Well, we could have taken the train. We just didn't. It was just so hot. I mean, I bet you are experienced. That's the biggest fucking, yeah. If a French crackhead started speaking French at me fucking doing one of those, oh, I'd send you? BGGs.

That's send That would send me also You fucking GGs Just dude Just take everything That'd be scary Take everything See if you play

Take everything see if you play Yeah Take everything see if you play Oh one No problems man That's scary as fuck Dude Not the event though was

That was good I mean I like that I mean that was just Because it was just different You know what I'm saying Like we always go to the same cities Like whenever go to Europe It's like Birmingham

It's like okay You know what I mean No offense to Birmingham But France I feel like I only explored Like 5% of it And it was like I was just going like like a like a time chamber of just history you They're so rich in history you know yeah they're rich in history

Dude there is a fuck actually I can't say this on this can't say this can't say this Yeah you're like just like just like just like you know how the Eiffel Tower is mad old there's just been like just say this The Eiffel Tower seen so much shit but I'm trying to I'll leave it at that it's so much shit It's seen a lot of shit 100% millions of people have just walked by there and I'm like wow I just feel like you know what's crazy is when I was looking at it there's a specific spot I was looking at I was like I could picture my myself like in 1910 just like I'm looking through the same lens that they were looking at this life like a monocle because it was an HD back then one of those like pictures are black your hats ripping a bog yeah and I'm like that's probably what it looked like right there and then I'm like oh my god that person was probably

here that person was here that person probably got his heartbroken there and they didn't you know what was you on your intellectual shit was in that moment it hit me yeah I don't know if it was Mason's actually are you okay dude was it could it be fucking self-reflective no I just I can't I believe what I'm hearing out of big bruising. I get emotional. I feel natural. He's a mature man.

He's the older. He's the older playing in the league. It's facts. I'm old as shit. But what I tell you, he's refined. He's refined. That iron. They get dumber, but that iron stays strong.

Seth knows as like, as time goes on, the iron ages like fine wine. They think you, they think they can break it. No, that's the, they'll keep thinking it. That's why the wisdom kicks in. You ain't breaking it, brother. Breaking that iron. Dutty, dirty iron. Let's click on.

matches there, Riley. Let's see what we're doing. Yo, Riley's babies have not arrived, by the way, chat, and I got to tell Riley, I'm sorry, man, that you weren't there to be there for this one. I know that you would have wanted to. Yeah, we missed Riley. No offense to, no, Blake did good, by the way. No, Blake did a great job. But we still missed the Riland. Yeah. Blake did great. We only had, like, audio issues for like one match and then it was good. What happened? I could, nothing, nothing. That was not podcast related.

mute their mics during that? It's just like, well, what about us to change our shirt? No, it's great. This is cool. 1.48? That's the official, fucking, if you are an A-R player, that is your official fucking shirt.

Okay. Available now. I shop that up to give a gun. Oh, wow. What did you say? The Krempe ain't shown his face in the T-S for a while. He only comes in when he fries. He's in there first, like, muted, but not definite.

If, like, he fried. And he's like, yo, we have like an easy first. We have a buy for show. Yeah, he loves doing that. Like, if we play for him. First time, he's like, we would buy first shot and I think he was like, I'm like, what? 1.5.

I'm like, oh shit. I don't know. It's tucking them that hard, except for the last map. He was stuck on the last map. Called game. You called game on there. I mean, you were tucking the whole tournament. I don't want to gas you too much, though. Stay hungry. Anything that you want to?

Two weeks. Did you say anything or wanted to discuss anything about anything that happened on on stage that you have to do or anything? Because you know, I'm going with this? No, where are you going to go with that? No, I haven't brought it up. I know. That's what I'm saying.

I don't do shit like that. So she'd have to be win. That's right. Yeah. Because that's the only talk about the win. Like what? Nothing. Okay.

I'll say he had those issues as usual with something and then something I restarted and reset and then all of a sudden this motherfucker was frying. I knew there was something up. I'm like, nah, that's on my. I plead the fifth. Bro, people, bad boxes are a real thing. If you weren't a pro, you just don't know. If you weren't a pro, you just don't know.

They were a thing. Those were a different thing. I forgot. Bad boxes, bad PCs. Bluetooth issues Like yo back the fuck up on me Sad fuck karma Off the stage

I literally have input delay Because you're on fucking perioscope Back up Periscope He got closer Oh man I tell you man I'm glad that I brought my little fan

My $40 fan from From Amazon with me I left it there behind Just in case They need it But it saved You're actually lucky You had a good map 3

Dude I would have went like Were you after the map 1 and 2 Like neck 40 3 and 10 You're 1837 Bad maps Had some reps Fans were loud

You had to get into it on Sunday I just settle in I'm gonna send all in Yo my bad the guitar by the way I was supposed to hop on their watch party for a bit Page texted me after that match And I was like There's no fucking way

Because we were all tweaking And then now we're playing gentlemenates like 5-2 comeback I don't want to bring up you know I guess it doesn't matter but the 5-2 comeback the fucking overload I was like there's no way

I'm going on there wasn't a good time that's why you sent in the uncheckable hex I mean I would have been non-vibe and I know his chat would have just been going nuts

no they were cool they weren't they weren't say anything about to you they were leking leking lego lege I don't know

they were saying Fuck you optic at the arena. I feel like that's infectious. No, because they said that. A lot of more fans, though. Yeah, they're like, hey, they took pictures. He said, sorry for saying fuck you up to you because you know how he goes on. Yeah.

Bro. No. No. No. He was like, bro, we were getting mobbed outside and they all have the gentleman's jersey. We're like, you guys saying, fuck you optic. They were like, bro, it's all for love. You know what I mean?

That's Pammy, legendary with two fucking, that's go. That's, uh, war tech right out right there in between Brokey and Pam. That's how broke he's tall as shit. because Pam is literally six foot eight. Broke's the man, bro. Pam is so tall, actually. Wait, is. No reason.

Bro, Pam is a monster, bro. Is Pam still in Paris? Oh, yeah. What? I saw a picture of him and Eric the other day. He might just be living. He's out there with Eric Khan, bro. Look at him.

Yeah, look at their fucking fried. This is the duo that I have been waiting for forever. Bro, Eric Conn is everywhere in the world at all times. Yeah, no, he was out with us on the Sunday. He was there, one of the last remaining. He's like, well, so he's up a chance. I know, we'll see you a fucking chas, Eric. I can't wait, bro.

I can't wait, bro. Come on, man. He's doing his best life over there, I know. Yeah. Pam is for sure living his best life. I'll tell you all about it later. He's loving that shit. Yeah.

And Paris loves him, apparently, from what I've been seeing. Shout to Pam, dude. He was, like, going out. He was exploring. I saw pictures of him every day, like doing something new. I mean, he's really doing the damn thing. It wasn't just 100 degrees, dude. It would have been insane.

Yeah. Bro, Pam, but talk to. I think it was, the hottest day ever recorded in Paris. And I said the dinosaurs didn't experience it. We experienced something the dynos didn't even fucking. Like. And they got burnt to shit.

And the AC didn't have a number on it. It was just blue and red. That's how I know we were fucked. We actually got home. You know how fucking old that fucking damn continent is over there? And it was the hottest day ever? Fucking Napoleon was even that hot over there. The problem was the day that was that hot.

Bro. I think I lost five pounds the first two days in my room. We didn't see a fucking day that hot ever. We didn't see Seth at all for 48 hours, bro. No, I was like, I got there, and I think I slept for like 24 hours straight. It was bad. No, didn't see him? I had to go knock on his door.

I thought I did when we lighted here. It was bad. I'm like, and he didn't pick up, I'm like, do, do, do, do. They always say, don't lay in bed when you get to your room, and I laid in bed. It's so hard down, too. And I just, I'd sleep for like six hours, wake up, just right back to sleep. And, bro, I just... What was the noise?

Uh-huh. Dude, I was in a cycle It was miserable Oh, bro I thought he was playing league the whole time Bro, I knocked the hardest fucking He's like, yeah And then I'm like, though, too, too, louder

When I heard that yeah, I knocked harder And I said, what? No, I didn't hear the second one And I'm like, I hear you And he said, what? And I just walked away, I'm like, all right, he's alive I was so one shot, bro, like unbelievably Yeah

It was really hot though A bunch of people died, unfortunate, right? Because of the infrastructure, obviously Oh shit. They're not used to... Of the heat? Yeah. Really?

Yeah. People are like fainting in the street and shit. Like, yeah, it's... Yeah, because then they go inside. They're probably fainting even faster because it's fucking... Yeah. Oh, God, dude. You can tell...

You can tell... You can even escape. That's my one. That was my biggest thing. Like, the AC. I think that was everyone's biggest thing. And I know it's like, oh, they're bitching. You know.

I mean, bro, like, once you... I was like this the whole time. Like, we live in Dallas. Yeah. I ain't going to be one of that. One of the ones that don't pay attention to their own. You know what I'm saying? We live in Dallas.

It's 100 degrees, but we got AC. Nobody complains about the weather here. So we're not used to that. And obviously, like, can we talk about that a little bit? Like, obviously, and then we'll continue on. I do want to talk about Sib Hopping and Dubb. I don't know what the fuck that is. But, like, have you known, like, say it again?

All right, let's see it. Let's see it. We'll talk about the World Cup when we get to it. Have you guys seen that? Thank you. Do you guys know about it? The hell? What the fuck?

My God. He's a nimble. That's supposed to be Dante? That's old four. Oh, what the hell? That's 04 in the chandelier. How the fuck did you find this one? Yeah, how do you get up there?

Do you even know? No idea. I do. I don't know if that, yo, but it's actually a good topic. I don't know if the spots like that is like banned. No, actually it shouldn't be. Like if it's obviously Blainly, like you know the hosty one where you're floating over the map? Like top you?

Yeah, that one's obviously G8. What the fuck did you search for to find this rally? Go back up? Okay. Because this seems like a really. weird video. You look, Translate from... What's that dude doing up there? Dude, Riley's been home.

This fucking bastard. Is this just some guy, like some peeping Tom? What's going on here? And why is this so specific? Dog what now? That show no four we've seen. Like, dead. He actually had just a spider web.

Imagine you drop a douchey right there. Bro, if I was sib in that situation, it might have checked me for the map. Because you know, there's no kill cams. It's like... I think you flank me. In this? Like...

No kill cams? There's no kill cams in CDO rules. And then you look at your mini and he's above? You don't know how you died. Wait, even on ranked? And ranked you have kill cams. Okay, there's no kill cams? No kill cams.

I love that. That's good. Oh, yeah, this was comedy. That's because whatever you die, like, and you watch the kill cams, you can see their dots. Like the other, everyone's not. Like, you know, so you just die for free and then call out everybody on their team. Oh. So it's, oh, okay.

This is also not illegal. Anybody can do it. I was like, yeah, there ain't, you know, what are you, what's going on, Brandon? I think if there's some. But. Yeah, this is a dirty, this is a dirty breadie. But, uh, I'm not trying this in a round 10 ever.

Yeah, would you go for that? Fuck, no, I'm off the map. I'm not going to go off the map. Me and Kenny, we're like, we're dead. They're going to call out like splashy and French, whatever the fucking version of that is. And then I'm like off the map somehow. Oroxy.

They call him Roxy. Yeah. And Colin Roxy. But Chatsy's floating there. That's crazy. He has aura. It's such a good spot, too, if you have someone like shoulder and top laundry and and dig you have the cross.

And I'm like, dude, I'm one and eight. I might get blasted here of shoulder for you my guy I'm gonna get clean wooled I'm gonna get just scammed He doesn't even see you cross Doing we had Shanty has A

And I'm like I don't know what I'm doing actually Never done this strat Like Were you floating outside the map I don't know Yeah and has shooters bro Don't let him fool you

Yes he does Remember in Vanguard He would just be like Yo peep this And I'm like how do you know this Yeah Seth peep this And I'm like I bet

And he showed me a spot I would never use it Yeah It'd just be some crazy shit I'm like I'm just gonna gun him I'm just gonna fucking slide in you could do all your shit he stopped doing that with me

he realized that like I'm not doing those spots like he knows no you're not doing that either he's like you're not doing that either he's spot to P of all of this cross and then he just makes it look like it's easiest fuck I'm like hey you just did some parkour show Tyler might

Kyle yeah would Mace I feel like Mace is pretty straight up sometimes Mace will get like weirdly He gets in his bag But then sometimes he'll like you can see he falls off the map or some shit Like it'll humble him

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dude, where was that? When we were teaming, bro, you were a fucking animal. I don't know why I wanted to win this. Bro, you were literally like gassing. I feel like I'm in a movie and I'm the feeling and that's going to fucking ruin everyone's day. I don't remember. saying any of this. If I heard that, I was in like, fuck.

Yeah. I don't remember hearing any of this, though, Seth. I'm not gonna lie. It's just spewing. Just saying anything. What's happening? These guys are awful. These guys are awful. They can't kill you. They can't kill you. Burn. That's what I got me so gas. Yeah, I mean, I honestly, like, I don't know. I just know your turn. If I was like this eight years ago,

would probably would have been stacking more. Dude, I'm so brave. We wouldn't stack it. I'll tell you when to get off. He's lost. He's your bottom, bottom. Oh, this was fire, too. They're literally. They're literally.

pump-faking crowd. Yo, I told my team about this because I was like, yo, it was on the Friday, I was like, you know, the crowd's against us this week. So I was like, don't be a fucking amateur about it. You know what I mean? Like, you could use us too under advantage? Yeah.

Because in CES, there was a play that there was like a, it was a one. Faked it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the guy used the crowd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was, it was Apex and somebody else. I don't remember. It was somebody in a 1v1 or was Apex telling his teammate

because he kept tapping the bomb and the guy wasn't peeking. But it was the situation where both players knew where each other were. One guy was A-Main, the other guy was on the bomb. He was tapping, it, tapping, it didn't, like, actually peak. And then his teammate just lost composure while watching it was like, he's like, yo, listen, just stick the bomb the entire way. And once you hear the crowd, get off it. He's like, and then, like, he stuck it.

It was a 10-second diffuse. He stuck it at four or five seconds. The crowd's like, he's on it. And then the guy's like, he feels pressure at the peak. Did the crowd react in that clip? Like, could you hear? No, they didn't. Yeah.

But we didn't stick it long enough. Kyle was just like gone. And I like, I couldn't hear the crowd. and I didn't know if it just like didn't come through or not but I was like yo that is 200 IQ yeah but to be fair if we I think if we did that like if we're playing gentlemen mates

then it would have been like would have been got radid raider with the smoke too they're like they're tweet they have to check come out of your whole fucking scrap yeah it was Paco and uh

neem Mount Paco Mount Paco and he got two and I was like don't come out actually yo Pacco is don't come out talking about we're just joking.

Yo, you want to know? I'm chasing him and shit. He killed two and I said, don't come on. Joe Deceives might have got the biggest ego ever from this event. They were literally treating him like. Joe Decees. Yeah, what was one of their kings? King Louis?

Yeah, bro. They were treating him like a god. Royalty. The Joe Deceives chance. One of my favorites. He was coming out with the scarf on and shit. Just. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude. He was telling you. Yeah. This is crazy. Apocco is getting good gas, too. I don't understand the binoculars, though. Like, what is this to? Love heart.

Love eyes. I see you guys and I love you. I love you. You. They were booing me so loud for after the GT series, and I've just looked at them, and I did the gentleman's move. I was like, I was looking around and shit.

Take the high road. You should be like this. It's like a subtle roast. You love them with love. You should be like. I just ate it like I just like I'm like this guy's a freak eating your heart like yeah just Jesus you really are a demon time you know I like this buddy apparently he enjoys being the villain he's philosophical listen listen listen he's fucking eating hearts I mean

this guy's a fucking beast MVP we were on the road look at it we're on the road game that actually was that's probably like the first road game y'all have had it a while like in a minute I will say that some of those behind the scenes comms were kind of tippy like when you say it's like this like who when May said this has been on the calendar for for us and shit like when we lost did you just say tippy?

Did I say tippy? He's playing cod ranked and shit? He's turning into a cod kid? Okay first of all. No one's giving me the fucking props that I deserve. I am 46 and I'm literally on 50 milligrams. Can you can you perform on that?

No, no. I take 10 and and feel like my whole world is collapsed. I have to, I have to. And it's a great world right now, but I feel like everything is going to go wrong. I have to nerve myself. It's like the best world I could have right now.

I have to nerve myself to have fun. Anything crazy. Anyway, so yeah, let's hear the, again, the comms were like some of the best that I've heard from this team,

just like, quotable fucking moments. Fucking so good. That's all I really at this point. I'm just thinking. Oh, yeah. Can you just blacked out of perma?

We should have just had the MLG format at that point. Hey, did you guys already film a fucking game chat? I just thought I realized at this point Oh yeah, I promise you I'm gonna get one this year I don't get fucked then I'm forcing the fuck out of it I promise you Wait, why I'll do this?

I'm gonna put it in a CMG attorney I'm winning it It doesn't have to be with you guys I'll be like fucking Wait what was this? Johnny You know that shit meant a lot Yo let me ask you something though like

pause that Obviously, like we have to bring up the elephant in the room. Coming from losers, obviously the first map that we played against thieves, like we let them fucking have it. I just kept saying tactical loss, like. Yeah, I mean, obviously we don't know anything about that. I was kind of tweaking a little bit, but then y'all beat mates. And I was like, this is literally what you guys wanted.

And we come out red hot game one. After thieves, this is what you guys wanted. Yeah. Tactical loss, take out the hometown, momentum, bang. 100 point club played this wrong that's exactly 17,000 people sad it actually played out exactly how we wanted it to play out if we actually had to pick it like going into the day like how we wanted it to happen like mates beating phase and then us losing the thieves us beating mates and then us playing thieves and finals the golden road that was literally the golden road because we I'm telling you ever since mates beat us major one I'm not even joking me and mason we're talking about it we had it this date or this tournament like fucking circled we're like we got to play mates in Paris now because they took it in Dallas you know and Matt would dude I remember with Matt Mel was like dude you don't want to play gentleman major Paris Matt was trying to brainwash me what dude it's gonna be so much that's what's what what's what I'm gonna

here's what Brandon was in it we were in a T S Brandon's like bro I can't wait to this like had the whole crowd booing me and I was like what and he's like dude I'm just gonna fucking I'm like dude okay hold on hold on I think you're underestimating how many people are gonna be there and he's like dude now it's gonna look so cold And it looks cold now. But like, imagine the whole day went the way that his first two maps started that day. It wouldn't have been really bad. Yeah.

You know what I mean? It obviously looks really cold now and I tipped the fuck out of it when it happened. Yeah, you were getting horrid the first two, bro. I was like, yo, Brandon's having a tough one for you now. I'm like, a lot of people here. But I'm like, he's got it, though. I was like, don't worry, he's got it, though. Just give him.

And the map three you tucked, I was like, there he is. But you all lost. I was like, don't worry, though, Bruce, he's activated now. The map three gave me all the info I needed to going forward. You just need some. getting you are gathering data on the first two maps. You are getting chowls. I could tell.

It was funny too because like, actually, I don't know if you know if I'm allowed to say this. Microphone, microphone. I don't even if I'm allowed to say this. Actually, it's not even like... Just say it and we'll cut it if we need to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it was like, because whenever we were upstairs in the family, like family and PPA or what is it called? Family and Swedes and friends and family, yeah.

And after a BG2, so we're in Winners finals, I saw Boston and then Tige, and then Tege, Purge, they're all comedy, like, I'm just talking to me like, you guys are going to win this tourney? and I'm like, shit, I'm like, I'm down but I was like, shit, if you see me lose winners fouls, I'm not be surprised. But I was like, trolling obviously. Like, I'm not actually like, you know,

but then I just come out and get shit. It's like, dude, this looks weird. And I'm like, I swear I God I was trying. I swear to God I'm not even like just, I was just a weird. Not real. People actually like, like, people actually like think that y'all would throw.

Never. That's not a thing. No one can. You'd still would rather be in finals. Yeah. Because why would you risk like playing another series to not. be there, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's not like you're playing a shit team next, you just got 3-0ed and you're about to play

gentlemen mates who just beat Faze in front of their home crowd. Isn't champs like Sunday's like the final only? Yeah, you want to go through winters? You want to go through winters? Yeah, you want to skrimmed the watch party before? We got you. Oh, wait, that's fucking... Whoa! I'm already just morphing you

to finals. Whoa! Hey, we like it. That's how you're speaking into existence. Holy! It's listening always. Stay hungry. They hungry, though. Stay hungry. Yo, have you seen how many fucking earthquakes have been happening lately?

Yeah, dude. Did you see that fucking faults? Yeah, the fault off the coast of Japan is... How many does Japan have a year? The Venezuelan one was crazy. How many does Japan have a year? Oh, no. How many times does Godzilla move?

That fucker's causing shit. That's his fault. That's what he is. Sorry, that was my ADHD fucking remembering something from this morning that concerned me. And it actually pointed towards the fact that this is a simulation. Look at all this shit that's happening to us. We're going to see. aliens we're going to see the end world

three eye alice is still coming so it's just been chilling it's coming a lot faster than they thought too oh my god three eye Atlas was that I thought it was supposed to arrive last year in November I didn't get much sleep last night was that go home and look at three eye Atlas you never and three Atlas is the third interplanetary object that is interstellar

interstellar object that isn't an object in our fucking solar system not from our solar system what is it like fucking Velcos from Lee What is it? It basically is Velcos. Belkos. Or mommy? It's going to pass our fucking planets.

Was it like a meteor? Because, okay, how about this? Last time it came here, it strategically, not happening, people are saying it's nature's nature. It strategically passed away from our telescopes behind the sun and studied us all the way through. Hopefully you didn't check my browsing history. Don't study that shit, three-eye. bro I didn't get a lot of sleep

this is like you this is peak you right now when I don't get sleep you're in your bag right now I'm in my fucking bag right now you're 3.4.0 right now Gotaga's open to hosting another I mean I think you have to man

I think you have to he just set the bar but I'm going to tell you something Gotaga you will never see another trophy come out of the optic camp that doesn't look up to the standard that you have created yourself, even to have to pay for it. Even if Seth has to pay for it himself.

A rising tide raises all ships. That's what I've been told. I get said, I like that. They do a fire-ass trophy. All right, everybody step up the bar, man. Competition's a good thing. Don't host any event if you don't have a fire trophy. Rule number one now.

Yo, I was actually, is there a reason why his hair was green? Yeah, because he said he would, I'm assuming he would spray it green if we won. I heard that the gentleman's colors is actually green. No, I saw him Saturday night after the event and it was green and I was like, all right, well, we won't. I saw him. I didn't want to say anything, but I was, when I was on stage with him, it was not green. He had to have painted it because of, because we won.

I saw him Saturday night. Zinn said up. Saturday night? A hundred percent. We were eating catering after the watch party because we couldn't eat. I heard his, I heard the mate's colors is like actually green now. The actual, not the parish. The what?

That's what Zinn said. Or somebody said it. I don't remember who was, but apparently. Zinn would be making some shit up. But apparently their actual colors is like green, like something. No, I can't be not. It's always been pinking that. Really?

Because I tell you what, the gentle suits were joined by the yellow jackets, which were vitalities of... The hornets. The hornets. Yeah, the hornets. Whatever they're called. The golden hornets. The golden hornets.

What happened to the horny hornets? You know what I'm saying? Where are they at? Anyway, so they, because Gotaga had such a, like, longstanding history with vitality, they also showed up to fucking, like, represent for the gentleman. So it's fucking cold as fuck actually. Yeah, fucking very, very typical. You can just tell, like, the love that, um, that he, that dude gets, man.

Yeah, shouts out good talker, bro. I mean, from, like, we competed against each other and, like, his, his, I mean, trajectory, like, after all his career and competing is fucking insane. Yeah. The fact that he can, like, pull that together is, like, he's got that much pool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he's got an army, dude. I walked in there and I'm like, that's an army.

That's an army, dude. You walked in, there's not a single, like, person that doesn't have, like, a gentleman. It's white jersey. It was insane. Yeah. And then the occasional like couple of 20 soldiers. And you fucking took him on. Yeah. And I just like in the heart of France. Fucking sword. Just by my side. Nepi and Marquis.

Nep and Envoy. Unfortunately they're both Yeah, that's Bruce's stat line on raid. Wasn't pretty. That was me on raid for sure. One in nine. MVP, baby. Come on. I'm like, I'm like that's... I can roast you because you're MVP. When I don't get fucking comfortable. That's all I'm saying. Stay hungry.

I'm not. Don't be playing CS, bro. No, no. CS is good for Kaan. You do whatever you want, man. You gotta play after this? No, CS is actually good for Kata. It gets the S&D like...

I actually do think that... Dude, I swear to tell me in search. Just because, like, it makes... One and nine. Helps me in Grand Final Search. It's all the matters. Winners finals didn't help me on all. Didn't y'all lose two searches and one?

Yeah. Yeah. But you won the one that matter. But you won the only one. Not only did you win that one, it was a fucking... I'm just trying to keep you... It was a fucking spanking. Just trying to keep you mentally locked in over there. Trust me, we know that we have to go in the lab because it wasn't a sweep. The Call of Duty dad's pulled up.

That's also a really good picture to see. If y'all four-oed him, I would have fucking... I would have a scroats earth. Dove off the balcony. There they go. I mean, you can tell who, like you can tell whose dad is who. Yo, Kyler's dad is so vibe. Bro.

Dill's dad gives me such dill vibes. Who? Dill's dad's vibe. He's a baseball coach. He's like, yeah, I'm just a fucking... He's been an athlete all his life. That's Kleenex's dad all of. all the way into left.

I can tell. Yeah, I can see it. That's Scrappy's dad, right? I met Ernie's dad. Yeah, I met. I met. I see Kyler's dad, Dante's dad. Never met Dante's dad.

Who's, uh, who's, I don't know who the, who this dude is. Jamie inside, dude. I can see it now. Okay, okay, okay. I can tell. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, Perk senior right there. That's Mace's dad.

Yeah, right there. Perk senior. Uh, the phen, the phenomenal, phenomenal aura. Oh, my picture. that is i told live and judith that this is my favorite picture of me ever that is a great pick it is a cool pick that's a good pick just just because of the fact that the trophy's that should be your avie right now like that should 100% be your avie yeah it's a cool pick bro that is that's like you might never change that it's a good ass pick dude it's a good

ass pick that's a fire pick yeah shout out james he took it oh never mind yeah that trophy is uh it's a little bit heavy though don't let it fool Don't let the old man's strength fool you. I wanted a one-handed, like, statute of liberty. But I was like, I ain't doing that. The Statue of Liberty was a gift from France. Oh, my God. What the fuck?

You guys, Mace, him? Imagine Mesa actually look like that. You want to see something comedy? Go watch our reaction when he did that. Really? We were freaking out. We were like, oh, he's feeling bad. Macy's talking shit.

To the whole, yo, we were going nuts. Yeah, he's been ninja like putting like, like, I don't know, like, like fucking hints that he's going to even do that in Paris. He's like, I'm about an or a farm in Paris. Ah, and then he's like, my church to crowd. I'm like, oh, let's do a perk up. We're going to fucking, we're going to run that shit. He actually felt it like, he felt it in that moment. Bro, his, his, his, his speech or we're like, we're here to people, we hear to prove people wrong.

And that's what we did. I'm getting off of this podcast. I would have thought, like, maybe like 50 years. Fuck are you doing, Riley? So what he's on this episode Dude Swootie's an idiot Dude you should have saw me and him at the airport

We were a duo because like we were gonna miss our flight And then he was just in there like we gotta fucking cut all these guys and there's like a line of 500 people And then he's just like he saw Tush like fucking probably like maybe halfway past like the line And then he was like cousin he's a cousin And then he was just saying like go follow me cousin uncle Tush is there And then like we're just cutting people in the line and shit because we're gonna miss our flight We gotta add dude I'm like this kid's an idiot that's all the I can't wait for saying excuse me excuse me

And then he would laugh and then dad me up after I'm like we're showboating right now We're no showboating suit like this is bad I can't wait to get booed I wonder you actually think we're gonna be probably Grandparents yeah I'm gonna be like all you pair sense we hey let's say like all you pair friends we we we we fuck we y'all I'm gonna be like I'm gonna go like Why does he love it the fuck was that six seven what was that yo can we please pull up the Ernie 6-7 with me him dude they were weird that'll do about that you're doing Like six seven.

Dude, one of the funniest things I saw live in the, but literally, fucking, tell me that shit. Dude, it was a Cod League tweeted out. Yeah. It's over for you, if you do this around Niam, watch,

just do it next time around him. He activates every time. He's like, see Niam, I feel like, when Niam does it, though, he's got like some aura. He's got TikTok aura of it.

Ernie? Yeah, Ernie was like, ah! He was so high enough for the one. But then you see Niam? Neum, like, never breaks character.

He's like, like, he's smooth. But when Ernie hit it, I was in fucking tears. This kid's so brained. No, I was crying. I thought it was good. Aluka joins the Huntsman in place of Johnny.

I mean, obviously, you guys have all seen the news that this came out. I just found out about it this morning from Zinney. Actually live on the fucking, on this desk. Like literally, what was this? Like 20 minutes ago? Yeah, 20 minutes ago, we got a called? No, he, well, he had called me. I didn't pick up and then I called him back.

But yeah. News, Alucas. So Luca has joined Huntsman in place of Johnny. Yo, Johnny, man. You're the fucking man. Dude, like I fuck what you heavy. Obviously, I'm always here. I wish you good luck everywhere that you go next, man.

So Johnny's out here anywhere. No. So that means that there's going to be a chance for other people to use that microwave. Because my man, Johnny, was always in front of that microwave. He's the shit out of that microwave. He's like me, dude. He just eats and eats and eats and eats. He's joining P7.

He's joining an EU team? Is he going to EU for the shot? I don't know. I don't think he's going to EU. I mean, he's joining a European team. Yeah, but I mean, they gotta be like that here. What are they gonna scream from? He's gonna scream from here? I have no idea.

I was playing league from here. 90 ping? Not that team? I was pinging 90. I was like, wait, that's actually not that bad. Yeah. Don't they play here though? So you were one of those kids?

That was like, you're the 100 ping guy that's like that? We're playing. I was good. Beans and shit, but that's P7. I think I let like 10 and 2 over all there? I was in my bag. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It might be glitch. Yeah, I was in my bag in Paris. Like Mythics? Like Mythics is replacing DiamondCon on the beans team. Run him. He's going to come to N.A. I guess. Ten years later.

He had to send out Brucey to run him. I think P7E Sports is down here for champs. Oh, maybe. Yeah, right? Maybe, yeah. Like, Seth is not at least, Seth is in his bag today, boys. No, I'm just so tired. Yeah, see.

I had Taco Bell at 3 a.m. It was a rough one. You can tell the CDC Intel is from Europe. The remower. The remower currently is their P7 e-sports are looking to bring both Johnny and Yulee from NA for champs even if the problem is not kind of blah. However, despite the roster luck

being in under an hour face it, admins are not communicating properly on whether these types of region roster chains can go with the problem. They've got to get their shit together. They've been causing havoc all you. They're starting to piss me off. They sit admins. So there's no more elites right now. It's just champs in the WC. Well, I think there's a

last chance qualifier though. The LCQ. Yeah, it's LCQ. And only what, like one team makes it? Yeah, I'll probably watch it in trouble. Wait, is Huntsford playing and are they qualified? No, they're called. I think they're qualified. That's fine. Thank God.

I mean, you see stories. Actually, they're top 12 embarrassed. No, I'm pretty sure they're called. It's not Johnny left, so I don't know how that shit works. Actually, yeah, how much pro points. Wait, what the fuck's going on? I don't know. I don't know.

We'll find out. I'm sure they thought of it. I wish for Johnny. I do. He was a good kid. No, he's a cool guy. It's just, you know, it's fucking how it is. It's the business that we're in, unfortunately.

Yeah. I'm not reading the show. Yeah. I mean, situations like these are happening across East, across Eastport, but specifically us, right now. So, like, what are you going to do? It is what it is until something changes at the top. Like, there's really nothing that we can do to not experience what we experienced

back when the Wild Wild West was the Wild West. Thank you, Ryland. Do you think you'd beat me in a duel at dawn? I think. Because I'm Texas Red. Fastest draw in the South. Yo, I got gas when we were walking around Paris. We were outside a bar

and I was just talking and there were these French people outside smoking cigarettes and they were like, where are you from? You sound southern. I said Dallas, Texas, the dirty south. Just like that? And he went.

Seth went like this. You're actually finessed him. He's thinking like this guy's him. Yeah, he dragged it like. He's like this guy's another baton of gunnet. He had the mustache and everything, bro. Did you give him one of these? No, no.

No, no. No, no. They were kind of a sketchy group. I kind of distanced myself. We went to, we went to the Norway game. 3 a.m. I mean, every, they started coming out. I tried to get Big Pocket. So we went to the, shout out, Mark, shout out Marcus, Petersheen, who invited us out to the game, got us tickets to the game.

We sat down with his family. He knows, he invited him. He invited Ambo's and Pretz specifically. and then Bose invited you. You didn't want to go. No, no, not true. You said no. You said maybe.

No, I said maybe. But I didn't get a text day of or the night before, so I'm not going to ask. Like, I just assume my ticket got taken by prayer. First of all, you know. Okay, whatever. Same. Anyway, we all went. On my fucking birthday.

It was a really good time. And you know what? I had a great time with my quacky jacky. You know, quack got in the pool for the first time? No, he didn't. We took him to the pool yesterday. You loved it? he was over-stemmed at first

but he got used to it we had a he had like sunglasses on like Carlos from the hangover yes hell yeah that's a big that's a big boy too so yeah so we didn't hear anything I started to hear some rumors about that happening but I don't know man

obviously we will wait until some confirmation comes out because if Brucey hasn't heard anything I don't know that would be pretty nuts yeah right before chance yeah pregnant's been for champs that'd be pretty nuts I heard Neptune like a rumor But then... That's a shit simulation.

But then now it's... That's true. That fucking sucks. Sorry, AG. That's awful. Yeah. Poor champs. Yeah.

Considering benching predator. I mean, he has won champs. Like, all right, whatever. Half of the CDL are inquiring about Ethan, Ethan. Ethan. That kid's gross. Yeah, he's good. He's definitely next to have.

You got a good pov. You can just count like you as good paws. Barring in mind, he's played fucking three events. I think that DK kids actually pretty good. It's all right, though. The big streamers say, one name and GM salivate

to the AR players but bro when the sub players getting flow on this game with the MPC because you're so fast Yeah they're just

like bro their POVs look insane when they're like just deleting ball bounce into a slide into like a jump shot it's fucking insane

bro yeah we do our thing and they're like P2 then they're just pre-firing side door yeah yeah

oh yeah bro Pako on raid when Ant was like back on the spawn point when your defense oh yeah and then he cleared the corner

and wall bounce Was that it? Yeah. I was like, what the fuck? Because he didn't even like check it. He just reacted it. And I was like,

wow, I'm old. Zinny is international? Oh, there he is. What the fuck? What the fuck? Yeah. Where'd you find that?

How was Zinny everywhere? How did you find this, Riley? tweeted it. Oh, okay. How did he find it? No, probably got tweeted out.

Med Cowboy Hat Og Somborian. Hatten of Erlingbrot Hall and some said Nor. Yo, we got to go to Norway. We have to throw an event in Norway. We got to have an excuse to go to Norway. Why? I want to fish in Norway.

Is that actually like? Hell, yeah. Alaskians. It's Vikings, bro. They got some cool. They got the coolest shit. They have to have the coolest shit. They have to have the coolest shit.

The Norwegian salmon. Yo, you ever seen bears hunt them things? They fucking. No, they like claw them fucking from the water. They'll just catch them out of the water. Just eat it like tuna tartar. Ooh. That shit's fucking sound out.

They took that shit away from catch. I, though. Catch if you're listening Shashimi Dude one of the best items that Catch was the tuna tartar I don't even like I never even had it before

That's how fucking like I just got mind-blunt introduced to it Yeah Not a tar tar guy I don't I don't know if steak tar The steak tart tar tar is better than steak tartar right Hey listen day one Steak tar tar tar's gas

They're both good You get a little horse trash The curse has been broken For Mexico Yo shout out Shout out Mexico Obviously the US plays today So today

we obviously are cheering for the United States We have a shoot during it It's all good Bro Not very patriotic In Mexico City Bro look at these scenes That's fucking crazy looking

Bro look at these fucking scenes Yeah that's fire This is where we shot the intro to Season 4 of idiots right there Do you hear though We have a shoot during the USA game I did not hear that US and day

Where's James to talk to him Yeah My thing this year US and Day, I was just grilling Hector the whole time. Bye. Because he didn't come out. I was like, what are you doing all night?

What are you doing all night? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at this. And I eventually realized I was being really annoyed. Yeah, you're just like pressing him. Okay, you see all that smoke? You see that smoke that's happening above the crowd? Yeah?

That's not smoke. That's beer being thrown in the air. Wait, what smoke? Exactly. That has to be. That's smoke? No, that's beer. I was thrown in the air.

How was there unlimited beer? It's Mexico. Looks like an ant colony It doesn't like an ant colony Look at the I don't know I actually might be like That might be smoke

That might be vape That might be vaids Is that Mason? Mason's there? You know the babe's insane Mason can't rip the vape like that He's like watch me PlayStation to end all production

Of physical discs by 2028 End of an era I could just skip over the little wrong thing Oh sorry sorry sorry I actually do want I do actually thank you Thank you for not allowing this to go On talked about

Le Desicions 2026 LeBron James is a free agent along with his son. I heard the Warriors The sons? Oh, his son. I actually, I do. I think the best move for him is to go back home to the land. Okay, okay. So you think he might... I think the best move

is just right off, bro. Yeah, yeah. What else do you need? You made 50 million a year for 20 years. You have, you have unbreakable records. It's not about that? It's not about that. It's not about that. It's about the hector's it. That's what he wants to silence the hecker the he's not gonna I don't think he's gonna

it man wants to make it unarguable he can do he's almost as old as you and he's windmilling fucking Janus you couldn't even win mill me

but is he but is he touch the rim okay on true and you're hating everything I'm not hating on him

I am just saying that he hasn't won as many championships as him and also when embo's hit me up and said yo mind blown

emojis boom boom boom boom like seven of them LeBron Steph Steph Curry and was Dwight Howard That's the Unck Squad And I said That's like us

Can't beat him I said can't beat him I said can't beat him Join them It tracks It tracks If he goes to Golden State To join the best player

In his era In Steph Curry By all means man Please do Please do I did hear the words On the table I think

He's kind of happy He's not retiring personally. Yeah, no. I mean, he's, we're blessed to have seen his, like, he's got,

like. He's gonna bring ADEO. This might be the oldest team ever, old in state, look, the old and state warriors. Wait,

they're holding Stephs. That's my goal. He's not playing like that. Steff is actually fucking frying. That's actually just injured. He's not old. He's just kind of hurt. But he's injured because he's injured.

Everyone else kind of chalked. And Draymond brought the backpack, like the meme? Because, like, he's in the Steph Curry backpack. So I don't think Draymond exercised his either I think he's going somewhere else too Yeah that was a peak memory

Me and Teage We love milk dude We were ripping that all day We were just watching knelt all day We were fucking morose Fuck Vod Fuck Vod Fuck Vod

All right Is that it for around the internet there All right ladies and gentlemen That is gonna do it Yo again man Congratulations on both your MVP And winning that championship It's fucking like legit

Fucking your accomplishments And the way you've turned Your entire career round I was reading something about like if somebody would have told when Seth and the team when he said I'm falling so that you can rise like if you would have told fans back then

that you would be having the career that you're having right now nobody would have been like it would have been believable because obviously we all believe in your talent but the fact that you fucking do it in man congratulations dude for real man that's lit

and yo happy belated again Seth you know I said it bang bang! Bang! We got a one week period actually we got like three more days then you get to lock in.

No more. We actually got to hide that. I have one more day. I have one more day of a, or what is it, Wednesday? C.S. Yeah.

Today's your last day? No. When do you guys go, like, when do you start practicing? Like, have you, like,

what's the, what's going to be the practice schedule? Like, is that something like? I mean, it's probably going to be the same, but like we know what we got to work on.

That makes sense. Yeah. Some of the maps that want it to be less stressful. You know, that gridlock overload back pocket

It was clutch. Dude, that was like, I knew that was going to be the map that was a... Because dude, they're overall dead is insane. They don't lose that. You see Nate tweak after you got the three piece? Dude, yeah. Chance went, oh, hell, nah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was like... He's like, what's this dick riding? Dude, oh my God. I was watching the clip. And he just goes, terrible call. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was just like, all they said

was we're going all the way because they were going on game seven. He's like, terrible call, Miles Chance. Yeah, yeah. And then he hits his desk. Yeah, wow. Yeah, wow. Yeah, bro.

That to me is like, I'm like, yo, like, you on accident, how does it grab? That shit was... That shit was... And look at him, look at him. He's like, where did that come from? He thought Chance played it.

Was that my shit? He was about to go in. Like, dude, if I'm watching Nate's dream and that happens, I know optics winning. I wish I would have seen that while I was playing. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, we got this boy. Dude, I hit him up and I'm like,

I'm like, man, you're just like, you're just drawn to go viral, dude. Like, how the fuck? What are the odds that that happens? Yeah, it's that specific sound that plays. In that moment when his, yeah, dude, it was so perfect. All right, everybody. We'll see you guys next week.