OpTic Podcast - DISCUSSING THE FAZE BANKS TAKEOVER | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 173
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I think if Banks keeps this energy for, which he can,
but if he keeps the same energy he has now, like going forward for the foreseeable future,
yeah, I mean, it's inevitable this group is going to succeed.
Look at that, look at that list of names.
That's a line on.
Like, that's insane.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome, welcome to episode 173 of the Optic Podcast.
This episode is brought to you by Factor, very heel.
And today, today, today.
We have Mr. Hitch
wearing a fake
It's not fake, it's real.
It's a real ass call of duty two
T-shirt
The actual promo from the game
And he said is the say EB games on the tag
Check his tag
Yeah yeah it's just the brand
No no no it's just brand
Kilden
Oh no in the back in the back
What's the back like
Yeah right
Activision Game Stop Infinity Word
Yeah it's real
Yeah it's real
Yeah it's real
But he never played call duty 2
And the only time he played call duty
He beat me in a 1V1
but that was in 2016, not in 2005, when we were playing this thing as the realist.
Zinn, what are you wearing today?
Your favorite brand.
No, no, what's the name of it?
Amelian Dore.
Not my favorite brand, one of them.
The pop smoke song.
We have a man, Money Biscuit to my left.
We're going to have a really, really good-ass podcast today, ladies and gentlemen.
We have a lot to talk about.
We're going to begin with Maddie's first topic of the day as he takes a big ass pool of that.
Oh, hit that thing.
Matt. Wait, I thought they went away with those.
Jules? Yeah.
He didn't know. Matt still gets him on the black market.
Wait, what? I told him he needs to like...
No, no, no. That's his thing. Like, I know people hate vaping, but
bro, if you're gonna vape, like, bro, move on from the jewel.
Just smoke cigarettes. Not even a real, like...
Actually, yeah, yeah. Just hit Marlboro Reds and inhale like a man.
Get a Newport, 100.
Sigs inside. Heck said it was cool.
Yeah. You can ever go around.
You just go into the production room and they're just...
That's it.
I would walk in there and I would be like, I'd be like,
like men being man, god damn it.
Let's fucking go.
Anyway, I tried a zen the other day.
A zen for the first time ever on camera?
You just get me.
I, like, you know me.
I fucking, they get me sick.
Yeah, they make me like lightheaded.
Are you supposed to spit it out?
After like 10 minutes.
No, no, diddy.
Let's just move on.
You're supposed to like take it out.
Yeah, like 10 minutes.
But, like, no, you don't, like, spit, like, how Matt does, how formal does.
No, you know, like, no, like, no, you're not, you know, like, no, making nice to you.
Have you ever, have you ever, have you ever, did it?
No, no, no, I've never.
I did it once.
I did it once and I yak 10 minutes later.
Did you?
Yeah, I mean, I used to do the pouches.
Like the snus pouches?
They're like, snooze.
Snooze.
That's what, uh, tape.
But they were, like, actual Kobe Hagan pouches.
Yeah, that's, like, when I was in baseball.
I just thought I was like.
Because you're in baseball, yeah, yeah.
I got to get some dip.
I was the sunflower
I remember I actually do remember the first time me
and my friends did long cut
my friends who were throwing up and shit walking home
long cut is hard though
I would never cut is that just like the locks
like you got to lose long
and just
yeah girl I'm just like
oh that shit's in your
in your teeth and you got to be careful
make sure you don't swallow no did he
yeah yeah because you
I'm assuming like you swallow
and you're like
Oh, shit, I'm yakking in five minutes.
Like, you could, yeah, that's long cut.
Yo, that's what, what is, uh, what is Matt?
No, Matt doesn't do Copenhagen.
Grizzly, grizzly.
He does grizzly, but he does long cut.
Grizzly winter green.
Yeah.
I've gotten him many,
many tens.
I have a friend from high school, every party, be like, you know,
if someone's going to the gas station, get me a Copenhagen Wintergreen,
he'd have two 40s in each hand, pack and lit.
He was fucking filthy, man.
Just.
Old English 40s or what kind of fun?
Opening that and this guy.
I would drink you.
It's one of my good friends.
He would drink you under the fucking just insane lips all night.
Like 3 a.m. you can't see.
He's still there.
Just 40.
What are you doing?
You missed out.
You left early.
So we had a taco party of Seths.
You were in rare form.
I'm pissed that I missed it.
What do you mean?
And you didn't leave after 30 minutes.
So you were there for like, what, five, six hours.
Well, he also walks home.
No, no, no.
No, no.
He didn't walk.
He didn't walk.
He's got a new.
I got a new.
Oh, do you?
Not too.
I do.
Wait, can we talk about that?
Yeah.
He's got like a Lamborghini-style golf cart.
No, I don't.
He walked out.
He brings this outside, and he's like, wait until you see this.
He's like, it's like, it's small.
And I was like, I was like, Ferrari Lambo.
I'm like, I'm like, y'all see my new new?
The way it started is like, it's got a new car.
And I'm like, oh, you'll see my new one?
It's kind of small, though.
But come on, let's go check it out.
And he's like, small.
Like a sports girl small?
Yeah, I was like Ferrari Lambo, what does asshole get?
That's what I was thinking?
I was like, what is this?
I'm about to walk out to a $400,000 car.
But I walked out to a golf cart, and it's like, probably, I mean, it's the nicest
golf car I've seen in my life.
It's like, it has like a captain seat.
The back is kind of like, it's kind of like a boat, but in golf cart form.
It's like.
Do you have a pick?
The back of the name of it?
Like, let's see it.
Let's get some visual here.
It's like a, it's like a, it's like a, you.
Usual golf cart, you know, has the, you know, the two seats in front and two seats in the back.
So there's two seats in the front.
The passenger seat can flip around kind of like a captain seat.
Okay.
Kind of like one of those nice ass SUVs that, you know, you take like a sprinter van type thing.
Yeah.
It's a captain seat.
And then the back, it's like a, it's like an L kind of.
And it's like a big table in the middle.
Dude, my visual, I, I, you lost me.
Okay.
It's like a golf cart.
It's like a golf cart that Drake would have, bro.
It's not a regular golf cart.
All right, you're glazing now a little bit.
No, it's like Drake.
Yeah.
Drake?
Drake?
No, I want to see it out.
Like the ride around neighborhood sometimes?
No, that's street legal.
What do you?
I'm saying.
It's just to go to Setshouse?
Yeah, like, you only use the-
He bought it just to go to Sets.
No, I go to my mom's house too.
On it?
Yeah.
They're that close?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Does it get up to like what?
60?
No, like 45, I think.
Oh, shit.
That's hard.
Alexis has, what are they called?
In Arizona, they all drive them.
And it's like, a can't am.
No.
Oh, my God, I can't remember.
But in Arizona, it's like they're all driving around the neighborhood on these things.
And they have, they got like big, like American flags in the back.
And like, it's crazy.
It's crazy out there.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
I don't think she's away.
Thank you, Maddie.
Yeah.
And then my girl.
So we need a.
golf cart said what
I said who did you should say for what
to go to the airline center
the fuck do we need a golf car for
uh
I did miss out because Iz was making old fashions
and she makes a great old fashion so we were all
I had one because I drove that night but
yeah I mean I left to like midnight
and then I was getting texts in the group chat at like 3.30 in the morning
just like group pictures
set was like
running in circles with a rat I was like
What is going on in Frisco?
What do you mean running in circles with a rat?
I don't know how else to say it.
There was a literal rat on the floor and Seth was running around.
And set those running around it.
So there was a rat that came up to us to say, what's up.
And I'm like, outdoor rat?
Indoor rat.
Outdoor rat.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, we're outdoors.
But the thing is, is like, oh, ghetto ass thing.
Wait, I don't know what you said.
Did you say anything about the neighborhood at all?
The neighborhood?
No.
Okay, don't say anything about the neighborhood.
So we were going down the thing and those, we pulled over.
Matt, I just sent you a picture of us so that you.
You can put it on the, on the, on the screen.
But, uh, damn.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, I saw this pig.
Yeah.
Yo, that's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
So anyway, we, we had a really good time.
Is Seth's, uh, fiancee soon to be,
Hua, makes a fucking insane old fashion.
I'm talking about, you know, I've been to old fashions for over like, I don't know,
40 now.
So a long time.
Long time.
This one was really good, but then she added something to it.
that I saw the following morning.
Did you see it the following morning?
Wait, were you there for?
The morning?
Cocaine.
No.
Glitter.
Did you drink the old-fashioned?
I drank one, yeah.
Oh, there was like a...
Glitter.
It was like a glitter thing you put in drinks.
It's like...
It's just for like the aesthetic.
It's not like...
Litter.
You don't taste anything.
It's glitter.
It's edible glitter.
Oh.
And you process your shit's glittery.
Oh, your shit's...
I was what you meant by the next day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Your shit's...
Glittery, 100%.
Oh shit.
Like you, I was like, what the fuck?
I was a fun night though.
Seth made beer of tacos.
Seth made beer tacos.
This was his best batch yet, I think.
No.
Well, I wasn't there for the first one.
I was, the second one I don't think was as good as this one.
He made it three times.
The first one, you were there, I wasn't.
Second one I thought was good, but this one was better, I think.
Yeah, it was good, but it wasn't as good as the first one.
Because some of the, some of the chile pads,
chile pods were licked by buzz.
So he didn't throw those in, therefore it was different.
But here I were fucking in the kitchen cooking it up.
I was sort of giving them some pointers on how to make the tortilla and all this shit.
You know, but the chef, I was the sous chef.
That was his assistant.
I was out there.
Yes, chef, yes, chef, behind your chef.
But is brought out fucking.
See, I had three and I was drunk.
I had three old-fashioned.
So I was really drunk.
and then and then came the punch.
She made another one and this one was straight.
It looked like soda.
What is it called?
The punch?
No, it wasn't a punch.
No, it gave me a punch.
It was just another old-fashioned, but it was dark as fuck.
It was dark.
Me and Peterman were drinking it.
Seth was fucking.
We were all, we literally fucking went mega-fucking.
Like I hadn't been drunk.
This is like a Thursday night.
No, this was Friday.
Oh, right.
I brought it back to like 2018.
Yeah, you said you were going to come and I was waiting for you.
It was it, bro.
Oh, damn.
You got the first go 35 minute ride is.
It's 27 minutes at night.
Take an Uber.
I could, but then it's even longer.
It turns into 45.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
I was fuming.
Huh?
I was fuming.
Why?
Because I wanted, after I had my first old fashion, I wanted to drink.
But I told, I told my girl, you can drink.
You can drink.
I'm going to draw.
I'll drive home.
Mm-hmm.
And I, so whenever I have a drink, if I have a drink, if I have a drink,
I want to keep drinking. I don't know what it is. I can't just
like have one old fashioned and just watch people drink
and just be like... I'm the same way.
I just want to keep drinking, but...
That's what happened with Matt and I for the...
We had the car there. The Tyreek episode.
Tyreek came for the
around the bar and it was
it was supposed to be at like nine
and they, uh, something went wrong
with their travel so they didn't get here to 11.
So we started the podcast at 11.
So Matt and I are here for two hours early just
well, you want to start drinking?
So we're just drinking. So we're just drinking.
Matt's always good for a good drink.
Hell yeah.
I heard Matt was like, I'm not gonna drink.
I can't drink.
I heard Matt is a good peer pressure.
Oh, Matt can peer pressure and Matt has a signature potion.
Everywhere he goes, he has the same drink.
You can be in the club and he'll have ingredients so you didn't know they sold.
You're like, what the fuck is he drinking?
What is it, Matt?
Always an EMC in his hand.
Sugar-free energy drink, blue Gatorade and vodka.
Always.
What kind of vodka?
No, no.
It's not just, he's not just, whatever something else.
He's just, he's just, he's asking vodka.
No, tell the real name.
That shit is
Burnettes.
Pineapple Burnettes.
No, it's good, though.
You can't taste it.
I try it at New Year's.
I can understand why you can drink that nonstop.
It gets you fucked up.
It gets you hype and it gets you hydrated?
Hydrated?
That's actually true,
but you got Gatorade in there?
That actually is true.
It's actually pretty smart, Matt.
It's the EMCs, man.
It's like vodka and water.
Have you had vodka and water?
Oh, no.
No.
I was in LA thing.
That's Jericho.
Shout out Jericho.
He's the one that put me on to that.
What the fuck's it called?
It is called the Elfonte.
It's the whaler.
At the whaler in Santa Monica, I think.
You know where the whaler is?
Right by the beach and shit.
Yeah, right near the beach, man.
That's where he put me on to vodka waters.
Bless you, that good.
So we made around, I would say, a good 24 tacos.
We made 24 tacos that night.
And we still didn't finish the meat, no ditty.
I got to stop with that shit.
You might have.
No, not yet, Matt, sorry.
But it was a really good time.
I know it was a good time because Jude was getting messages from everyone the following day saying how fun it was to hang out with Hector.
Hector's not a stern person.
My daughter, my own daughter, who was hanging out actually, 14 years old up at 2 a.m.
riding in a golf car with adults drinking the rest of stuff.
Except for Jude, Jude doesn't drink, so she was a designated driver.
And she's like, Dad, I never see you so like, like, I don't know, like carefree and happy.
And I was like, oh, thanks.
And I thought I did some introspective.
I'm like, man, I am a break, aren't I?
So what happened from that day to how you came in the office this morning?
You came in hot this morning.
Oh, just work.
Real?
Just work.
Yeah, I mean, I was looking fresh to death.
You got the A6 on?
I got the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the.
The gout removers?
No, we found out.
No.
Gout.
Yeah, we didn't have got.
I didn't have gout this whole time.
What?
It wasn't gout.
You've been saying gout for eight years.
I know, it wasn't gout.
It was the socks that I was wearing.
The Nike compression socks that I was wearing.
I wore those religiously for you got, I mean, since 2014 since we moved into the, when we moved into the first house, well, no, you came in later.
But the day that we moved in, like I had video, like my foot was throbbing.
And it was because those socks were pinching a nerd.
because of the compression stuff on top of it.
Now, if you wear this sock to go exercise or wear it, that's fine.
But when you wear it religiously, because it's the best sock that has ever been invented,
when you wear religiously for 365 times seven, wait more, times 10, that's a lot of days
wearing the same fucking socks over and over again.
So they pinch my nerve.
Ever since I stopped wearing those socks, I still wear Nike socks.
Ever since I stopped wearing those socks, I have not had a single gout flare up or a single foot pain
ever.
What?
Yeah.
Because of the socks.
Yeah.
So no, those are the cream scarro of Cayano 14s by A6 collab with Kith.
I'm wearing a Kith.
A. Kith collab with Amalian door on top.
And then I have the Amelian door from season, two seasons ago.
But there we are.
Seth's mom was in town.
The Petermans are right there.
Petermans.
Yeah.
We were fucking cruising.
That was so, that's my, that was the last drunk.
That was the last drink.
I was legit fucking gonzo
Gone gone gone
After the next morning
He sent four different texts
Fuck this shit
Like every hour
Fuck this shit
Yeah
Fuck this shit
You were just hung over the whole day
You ordered
When you
I bet you ordered the pizza spot
No I don't know
This is
Wait before I went to bed
No
No
When you got up the next day
No
Pizza for breakfast
No not for breakfast
You had your wings
And that pepperoni pizza
I may have
I've had pizza later on that day, but this is what I did.
All right, this is what I did.
As a professional 44-year-old hangover master, I drank one of these before I went to bed.
Yeah.
I woke up and I reached out and there was no water to be found.
And I'm like, I was like, I felt like fucking E.T.
When they were taking them to the hospital, I was just dry.
I get up.
I'm fucking hurting.
I quietly walk into the bathroom and I'm like, fuck.
I go try to take shit.
Couldn't take one.
get up, I take a shower and I'm like, oh shit.
And I puked all water in the shower.
Oh, shit.
Ugh.
Oh, and I was just like, fuck.
And then I had to drive half an hour away.
So I woke up at seven.
I don't stay up because I can't stay up.
I can stay up with the best one.
I can drink forever, okay?
I just cannot get up past seven o'clock.
So no matter what I do, I'm going to wake up at 7 a.m.
No matter what I do.
Even if you go to bed at five.
Even if I go to bed at five, my body just ceased light and it's like, whoa, no matter how dark
the room and regatta 30 minutes drive to the Mexican store to go get bolillos this bread because
my mom made menudo the literal anti-potion for hangover cure the ultimate hangover
cure Mexicans.
Yeah, yeah.
Comment down below if I'm right.
The first bite that I took relieved my pain.
But then by the end of the fucking first bowl, my pain was gone.
And then I get in the car.
I go to the garage because I got to start working on the art.
and then the fucking
it again
and I was like
fuck this shit again
I just went home and slept
I fuck I literally
one of the reasons
why I don't smoke
I don't drink
I smoke
yeah same
old fashions are also bad
for hangovers
like if you drank like
so much sugar
if you drank like
skinny margs
or like
Vaca clubs
you'd been okay
but the old fashions
the sugar
just fucks you up
I was throwing up when I got back
I'm surprised you didn't hear me
in Miami
throwing up
before you I heard you leaving
one
what's that in the morning
yeah super early bro i don't know
anytime i like pregame drink
with like white claws or something
it's mixing shit dude
tequila shots and shit
i'm definitely throw i throw up
all the time after drinking white claws
every time
i don't know what it is i stopped
mixing that day in l.a
or that when we went to the phase shoot
that was the last day i ever mixed
because dog i can't ever do it again
I was hung over
We were playing
We were playing
Mono War for 2 against the phase guys
In between maps I'd go throw up
And then
And then we took the
We took the Sprinter van back from
Because we were staying downtown L.A
And the thing was in like Hollywood
Oh my God
Bro, that was worse ever
I threw up right next to Matt's ear
In the Sprinter van
Just bruh
Into a bag
What was it nothing right?
Just liquid
You're talking about when we were by
train track shit in the back?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right by the train tracks.
This guy was contemplated.
I got a picture of him walking in the parking lot.
Like far as fuck just walking, like you just,
the worst hangover.
I was just walking around.
Like, because if I didn't walk, the, the fucking world would spend.
But if I would walk, then I could control it.
So I just walked around the parking lot for like 45 minutes.
Dude.
Just like this.
Dude, dude, dude.
I had a, I had a night where anytime I, like, I woke up through a,
up right right in the bag side of me i had like food and shit i threw up in it and then i would
try to move and i would throw up again so i would like throw up move a little bit right right
like a check point sleep doze off for like 15 minutes wake up throw up move a little bit do the same
all the way till i got to the bathroom i slept in the bathroom like wait where we threw it out
just everywhere what the fuck i mean i couldn't move i was what the fuck i've never there's never
i'm not like throwing up on carpet and shit there's never a case in which
Which you can't make it.
No, I couldn't.
Trust me.
I couldn't.
I was trying everything.
Every time I stood up.
Where were you?
At my crib.
Oh, shit.
I ended up laying on the bathroom mirror, just floor just thrown up next to me and sure.
Dude.
I was hung over.
I was hung over after the Tyreek episode.
Just because I was so nervous.
It was the first episode I've done where I didn't like know the person.
I was just drinking.
Just like, how's it being fast, man?
Like it's got to be so crazy.
And then the.
And so we started at 11.
I didn't get home to, what time did you get home at?
Yeah, I think I got home at like two.
And we had to be here for the silent library shoot at 10.
At 10.
So, I mean, I ordered, I'm in the Uber because I drove here and I Uber back,
Uber back here in the morning.
I, I, in the Uber, drunk like ordering McDonald's.
And so it's there when I get.
And I just shoved as much food as I could in my mouth, took Advil, pounded water, and then just prayed.
I'm anti-I'm anti-drugs.
I don't take Adva.
I don't.
I usually don't either.
I usually don't either.
Yeah.
I love Avville.
You know, me and Nick went to backyard one time.
Just me and Nick back in the day.
Really?
We're in there getting fucked up and shit.
It was cold.
Me and Nick have like jackets on the shit.
Confetti's falling where we're drinking and fucked up.
This is what me and this is my funniest Nick moment, like just what me and, this is my funniest Nick moment.
Like just what me.
and him, he has his gold jacket on, right?
He looks down and goes
and there's like a gold confetti on the ground.
And he goes,
my jacket.
I'm like, Nick is fucking stupid.
I thought his jacket was falling apart.
Melting a shit.
I'm like, yo, Nick is a fucking crowd,
I have a video of my phone.
I almost said that later of it.
He was like,
oh, my jacket.
He thought his jacket was peeling off.
Feeling off on off.
Oh, man.
Speaking of that phase, shoot.
Fucking dick.
You saw Banks was added, just, uh...
He's just, he's copying what you've already done, man.
No, no, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Drop and kill him and Jaro's on people.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I meant.
What did you think of, man?
I thought you meant, like, getting his company back.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Which is good.
Listen, I'm happy for the boys, man.
I don't know.
Listen, nobody can have an opinion.
Nobody.
Nobody can have a fucking.
opinion to what he's
fucking doing.
They can have one.
No.
But it doesn't matter.
Not only does not matter, but you're not wrong.
Do what they did and then maybe you can say something.
It's true.
Like, unless you've done what they've done, don't say shit.
In my opinion.
It's funny because you'll see people, you'll see,
Banks said, I'm doing this because
camaraderie and we want to make content together.
Nobody in phases made content together in a really long time.
So we're making a group that, you know, rekindles that.
And so they dropped everyone else.
And then you see people are like, why did you drop this person?
And it's like, if you just go to what Banks said initially, that's why everyone else got dropped.
Yeah.
They don't make content with other phase people.
They don't see themselves.
Wait, so where's crim?
Is crim in this or no?
I think crim is kind of like Atlanta phase.
Huh?
So their esports stuff is all standing the same.
Their CS team, Cod.
There was no.
Oh, creators.
Yeah, this is all just like content creators.
is esports hasn't isn't changing.
This is like the next generation of content.
It's like I understand being upset seeing like your staple names
get released or whatever.
Like who?
Blais Tico, rain.
Well, I think they opted out, right?
They're different.
Like I'm talking about like the snipers and stuff.
The reality is, and I think this,
if everybody who was complaining about certain people getting dropped
was watching all their content,
then sniping would still be popping.
It's like sniping is not, it's not 2013, bro.
The trick-shoting and everything has changed.
There's more competition now, like content.
Very true.
Like, to me, this is like, I think what they're trying to do is like more like AMP style,
like the next generation where it's like gaming is very much a part of it,
but it's more so like Gen Pop, like being able to capture gaming and general population
rather than staying in just the gaming niche.
That, that to me is what they're doing here.
It's pretty obvious.
I mean, I got faith in Banks.
I mean, he always does dope shit.
I think if banks, if banks, if banks keep, if banks keep,
this energy for I mean he can but if he keeps the same energy he has now like going forward for
for the foreseeable future yeah I mean it's inevitable this group is going to succeed look at that look at
that list like that's insane um but you know I think I saw a clip of Nate Nate talking about it and he
was just like you know Banks and I are similar where we get like really hyper focused on something and then
we spend five months doing that and then we just kind of like back back back
off and he was like as long as banks never does that then like you can't go wrong with
this group of people no he's he's he's uh yeah he's like uh he's like a fucking internet
literal expert like he like a fucking internet expert he has this shit figured out too too he's also
like like page page'll tell us uh because like all of her friends well she's in cali now but
even when she was living here she was like just like banks is crazy connected in california
Everyone knows Banks.
Like, insane.
Like, there's been people I've met here that would ask me about nobody else.
They'd be like, do you know Banks?
Like, yeah.
I'm like, that's fucking crazy.
He's like one of the people that like got.
He's kind of like all them, or not all them.
Like Ninja, how big they got, but like bounced out of the gaming.
Yeah, but he's famous.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My girl knows nothing about gaming at all.
My girl, like, when I met her, like just college girl, like, she was like, you know,
Banks? How the fuck do you know Banks?
That's a scary question.
I said, what do you mean?
Say, what do you mean do I know banks? I said, I grew up with Banks.
And she was like, no, I used to watch like old school, like when Alyssa was part of the
group, like the OG, like Cloud House type stuff.
No, they, how the fuck do you know banks?
That's just crazy.
Listen, let's like, let's see it, man.
Let's see what they got.
They got, they got, they got, they're very interesting.
They got shit luck.
Very, very interested to see what they do at their e-sports division.
Rain was on that list, but I understand shit.
And shout out Rain.
I thought.
Rain,
I'm fucking super fucking rain.
You see Rain opted out?
You see Rain?
Yeah.
I mean.
No, what?
He tweeted basically like, he was like contrary to popular belief, phase is still
51% corporate owned.
So he's like, I want no part of it basically.
He's like, I'll always be phase rain, but like, yeah, we just better off we read it.
Hey, so I obviously left phase because contrary to popular belief, 51% of the company still
corporately owned.
I can't get burned again.
There's so many people involved in that team that strictly there for the money and the
attention. I was there for what Faye stood for, blah, blah, in the brotherhood that he came with.
Also, I try not to bring up the past and live the present. I pave the way for a lot of you will
forever be, fuck you see.
Yeah, fuck you see, man.
Fuck you see, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shout out rain, man.
That's that dude.
My guy right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm happy that it's starting to, like, actually get back to like, like, you can just
tell.
Like, we saw Adapt in Miami.
Adap's still the same fucking kid, bro.
Like, there is no different.
The same kid I met in 2013 was the guy I was with a few weeks ago on my head.
money yeah
they're all just the same
I'm gonna tell you right now
out of all of phase
all of
I've never watched
uh maybe I watched
one bank's video
but adapt
fucking with Ricky
fucking with Ricky
dude is the best
I watch that shit
like every time I want to
fucking get said
that is my shit
yeah I've watched more
more of
adapt than anybody else
and I didn't watch their sniping
videos of course
I'm happy
the only one that I was kind of like
damn that sucks is Neo
because
Because Neo made it through a phase five and Neo,
Neo wanted to be in phase so bad.
Do you remember all the trick shots he was hitting on like, like on hellies?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I think, I think with, with what it, from what it seems like in Banks's mind,
I think this is what we're starting with and then we'll build off of this.
Maybe.
I don't know.
So like, I think there's people that are that were in phase that are no longer in phase
that might, might come back.
I don't know.
But we'll see.
I think it's a possibility.
I'm excited to see what kind of content they make as a squad.
Are they going to make sideman style videos?
Are they going to make,
are they going to do A&P style streams?
Like, what are they going to do?
Because they're going to do something.
That's going to be interesting.
All right.
Well, we'll stay, stay tuned.
I'll be, I'll be keeping an eye out to see what comes up.
In lighter news, hundreds of people gather to watch a man eat gigantic jar of cheese
balls. Thanks, Matt. Why don't you, let's see it. Let's see. It's fucking dry, dry topics nowadays.
What do you mean a gigantic jar of cheese balls? No, like there was literally, I saw
this video. There was, I saw this too. They're all gathered around to watch this guy
eat a jar of cheese balls, dude. Watching an honest man eat an entire,
watch me eat a whole jar of cheeseballs. And so he promoted this? Yeah. Like, bro,
this right here is NPC shit, bro. She's, he's selling merch? No, I'm allergic to gluten.
Oh, so he's going to shit himself.
Today will be in the entire cheese cheeseballs.
When I saw that, I'm like, and?
What the fuck is going on?
Easy.
Yo, you think you eat an entire cheeseballs?
Probably, but what's the point?
What?
But, like, what is going on here?
Imagine, imagine, imagine how cut up your inside of your mouth would be.
It's not an entire.
Oh, now you've got to get out the street.
Oh.
He's eating it off the New York side.
Oh, the New York side.
Oh, the New York.
York sidewalk.
Okay.
That's impressive.
I wouldn't do that.
Dude.
Matt, what the hell are we watching?
Yeah, man.
Let's get the phone.
What the hell are we watching?
Yeah.
You know what?
Let's not watch that.
Instead,
let's watch the YouTuber
breaks neck and wait a minute.
YouTube breaks neck and back
in devastating 80-foot paraglider crash.
Oh, that sucks, man.
While vlogging?
Who is it?
Let's see it.
Wait, he was vlog.
Oh.
No.
No.
Wait, he was vlogging?
Man, no.
When he crashed, he has the footage.
He uploaded it?
How many views?
Was that fucked?
Wait, that's still on YouTube?
Like, you can still watch that?
No, he's got to take it out.
Age restricted.
Oh, yeah.
It's a little watched it.
Yeah, it was...
You just got to sign it.
Matt got to log in and shit.
He, like, froze his time.
Dude, that's so fucked up.
That was my first thought.
Speaking of vlogging...
How many views?
Speaking of vlogging.
Is there anyone out there doing that still?
No.
I watch Casey's...
The latest one?
Pete McKinnon?
No, I watched Casey's marathon video where he was like,
he was trying to work up to run a, the marathon.
Oh, I saw that one.
A certain amount of time.
And he gave up.
That's like the last, no, he didn't.
Am I?
You ruined.
Why?
You ruined the ending because I say he gave up.
And you're like, no, he didn't.
He gave up and then you ruined it.
You ruined it for people.
Don't watch it.
He didn't give up in the end.
Wait, what do you mean?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, he just can't move right there.
Yeah, no.
What happens?
Just the gust of wind, or he pulled?
How do they find, like?
Oh, my God.
Damn.
Bro, that, it literally took three seconds.
Like, who's going to get him there?
Oh, gotcha, okay.
Oh, my God.
Thank God he's all right, man.
I would have.
I almost said it
I almost said the next
This is why
I do nothing that
Like anything where I think something can go wrong
I'm anti
No helicopters
No skydiving
No shark cages
I like life
Yeah
I will not
I will do nothing
Where there can be a mistake
I say that but I've done a bunch
I've I've bungee jumped
I skydived
I've jumped
I've jumped off of a bridge
I applaud you
I'm also scared of heights
So it's like
Yeah
If it's scary
I gotta do it
If it's scary
I gotta do it
Well not like that
Not anymore
Now that I'm a father
Right like
You were a father then
I sky
No I skydived when Jude was pregnant
And haven't done it
I haven't done anything dangerous since
Okay
You're like I gotta get it out
No
I was just the opportunity
percentage percent of itself
I thought you didn't do it
During the Red Bull thing
I thought you did
No no no
Just Mike
Just Mike
Shout out Mike man
Not case
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I don't know
I mean
No bullshit
I thought I thought
It was gonna be
YouTuber breaks neck and back
At a Twitchcon
Get it
No
You remember the Twitchcon lady
That I remember
Oh you didn't think it was funny
I remember
I don't know what you're talking about
The girl that like
She jumps into a
A ball pit
Oh yes yes yes
Yes
Yeah
I don't know what you meant
It's crazy
That's basically what happened
to me at the shoot
With my knee
How is your name?
Still done like a bun
What?
Wait, how did you fuck up your knee?
At the bungee
Not the bungee
Oh, that's a stupid guy
I repeated many of times
I didn't want to do it
No, I don't remember that
No
I say, do you remember me saying
You participate on your own accord
This is dangerous
You have a choice
In doing this or not
Y'all I got a stream
slash YouTube idea
I want to run
Run by you guys
It is
Okay, it's a it's a baseball or softball
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All right.
It's a baseball or softball game depending on like maybe it's us, maybe Savannah bananas,
something like that.
And it's, you start at 8 a.m.
And you play a game that's 24 hours.
So you play a softball slash baseball game for 24 hours.
I like it.
A team of like 40.
I'm in.
So people sleep.
Some people are sleeping.
Like have beds in the dugout.
And you just live stream the whole thing.
I'll be up the whole time.
And then you just play into it.
Like so the inning score is like 250 to 220 or something.
Anything baseball I'm in these days.
I think we do it.
I'm all in baseball.
Or we can live stream.
This guy fucking calls me yesterday.
Will we live stream a camp?
No, no.
Yo, we should go camping.
I was just going to say, yo.
Yeah, we should go camping.
This guy calls me yesterday at some point.
He's like, yo, how hard is it to make baseball jerse?
He said, I don't know what he's on, right?
I know he's like deep into that baseball stuff.
You're on your shit.
Everyone's actually asking.
And I actually asked my chat.
I was like, yesterday I had 2,500 people watching.
Granted, like, there were some people not live, but MLB shit's really doing well.
And I was like, everyone's like, when's the merch?
And I was like, okay, put a W in the chat if you would actually buy merch.
And I was like, don't just say W to say W.
I said, if you would actually, actually, actually buy like a hat or jersey, say W.
There's a lot of people that would do it.
A what?
A hat or a jersey?
Like a baseball hat or jersey or a shirt.
And that's one of those things where I wouldn't like, I would make it as cheap as I possibly could just so everyone can get it.
Like, it's not.
It wouldn't be like a money grab.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not in it.
No, that's cool.
You're a douche, bad.
Fanatics.
Yes.
Yes, I am.
That was like, well, it depends on the pricing.
Like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't be doing it to make money.
I'll find a new designer now.
What?
All right.
No, the baseball shit looks fun, though.
It's so funny seeing.
It's so fun.
Yeah.
It looks fun.
Mookiee Betts walking up with an Optic Texas jersey on is just hilarious.
The Johnny Zins.
The official MLB account was in the stream yesterday.
That was cool.
Really?
They were like, All-Star Game in Arlington, Eyes emoji.
And I'm like, yes.
You let me know whatever we, we've,
whatever you want to do with Johnny Zins, we're in.
I'd be there full kit, interviewing people.
I think you got me, I mean, you got a lot of people being like,
what sports game could I play?
Why did you decide to go baseball?
Yeah, what the fuck?
So Matt Craig came over and redid my setup,
and I guess the PC updated, and this is like fate to me.
So when you're playing Cod, the controller is overclocked.
Whatever he did, it reset the overclock,
and the only way I would have been able to overclock my controller to play Cod
is if I restarted the stream.
And I had like 600 viewers and I'm like, if I restart, I'm going to have 100.
Like, I don't feel like doing it.
I was like, let's fire up with the PS5 and find a game.
And I played MLB growing up.
So I was like, fuck it, let's play MLB.
And then I started playing it and like, okay, I'm getting addicted to it.
And then I thought, like, my GTARP streams were very, very popping.
Like, when I was in character.
So, like, I kind of incorporated my GTIRP mindset and what I'm doing in the baseball thing now.
Or like, I'm, like, fully immersed as, like, this manager and I'm, like, announcing,
and commentating the players.
I started the Twitter community
where I'm like
I only tweet sort of in character
as the manager.
So I don't know.
I've kind of has been running with it.
And it's also like I'm paving my own path
where it's like the reality is
when you're playing cod
with Nate Schott, Skump,
Octane, all these guys every single day,
it's so saturated.
And why would you not watch Scump
if you're going to hear my voice anyway?
So I'm like, and I've been playing
Call Duty for 15 years.
So it just kind of reinvigorated
like a love for a game
that I haven't felt in a long time.
Well, I'm thinking about doing that for when NCAA comes out.
That shit's going to be fired.
Oh, yeah.
The football game has been the first NCAA game in 10 years or something.
I wish the undisputed boxing game did.
Yeah, but it was good, but it was.
I'll tell you what, though.
The packs are addicting, man.
I was in Tupac stream because he's a big MLB guy, like 3m.
Two nights ago.
He's like, I hope you didn't start opening packs, brother.
He goes, that shit's more addicted than Blackjack.
He said, you start, you won't.
go stop and I said my brother I'm already $800 deep he goes oh yeah brother he goes you see that
diamond ooh man is it kind of like FIFA where like something will pop up and then they
walk out I never I never played FIFA but you know you open a pack and there's five cards and
they're all flipped and you know there's silver gold and then one's like the shiny diamond card
like with blue neon colors and it just glowing and when you see it just goes crazy and uh
do they I'll show you the clip after like like let's like
Like, like whenever, in, in, in, in FIFA, there'll be like a card, but then, like, it's a really good card.
Mac, can you bring up a clip real quick for my Twitter?
Messy will, like, walking to show you guys.
Yeah, yeah, let's see it.
I've been going crazy with this show.
I'm like, I'm like a fucking psycho.
I like, I've been playing.
Dude, I'm, I'm jealous.
Waking up every day, like being addicted to a game.
Is there a sound on here?
It's that one right there.
Oh, okay, Diamond.
You got to put sound on, though, if possible.
Pause it?
Okay, here we are.
I put the Undertaker theme song on.
I blacked out my webcam.
I'm just a fucking nut, dude.
So that's the diamond.
What the fuck?
I pulled the same fucking card five times, dude.
The same diamond card?
Watch.
Hey, pause it right here.
Who is that?
That's Edwin Diaz.
I pulled him six times.
I'm going for like Trout or Yuron Alvarez.
Do you already have Otani?
I'm like, so once you got the fourth card, like, do you get
Mad, can you sell them? Can you trade them? Is it like the hobby? You can't trade them. You can sell them for stubs. And stubs, you buy other players. My team is pretty good. But yeah, so pretty much you can buy packs and you can guarantee to get some diamonds in there. But these are earned packs. So like, through wins and rank play, you earn packs.
Yes, Hector. Question, question. What's up? Do you know, like, the majority of the baseball players and who they play for?
It definitely helped me learn. Old and new? Yeah. Dude, this game has made me, because I know like old gen baseball, like,
our era like Jeter
like
hour
like well my
my growing up
where I was watching
every single game
Cow Ripkin Jr.
Now I just don't watch it
like I used to
but this helps
like actually learn
all the players now
and it's way easier
to learn through this
than it would be to go watch
so many different games
only only reason I'm asking
is because I already see your path
oh dude
I see I'm too
I'm too hype on all this man
I have never
I have not been waking up
and this excited since like
GTARP
damn
it's so fucking
And like what's weird is you find a game like this and it's completely like it's not even just the game.
Like now I'm thinking of like collab ideas and like I'm trying to actually create now.
I tweeted.
I feel like I wasn't like a trance for so long where I was just like going through the motions and I wasn't even creating.
I was just doing.
All right.
I was just doing bullshit.
But now I'm high.
Follow your instincts.
Don't look at nobody else and what the fuck they're doing.
I'm not.
I don't just do.
It's going well.
Follow your instincts, man.
I'm happy.
Feels like 20.
I too.
I too feel like that.
when you says like it's nice to wake up and be addicting to a thing right before i went to japan
that's how i felt about rank play and i was playing by myself too damn but i was so addicted
bro i could not stop until i had my full screen on fucking like winds with like a fucking purple
flame and shit yeah i was like i i literally was fucking fiending for this shit yeah and thank god
that i went to to to Tokyo where there is uh no chronic there is no call
a duty. No call of duty either because I like I tapered off pretty well. I was like uh yeah.
But I was really addicted to it. I mean call of duty call of duty on Twitch is crazy right.
Like it's so it's the most oversaturated it's ever been in history. It's crazy. Uh, we had to switch
up our shit too. We started something new. We're trying to we're trying to win a rank game straight
in five different titles. And if we lose one, we have to go back to the beginning. That's so we've done
Fuck, that's dope.
Yeah, so it's, and so it's, it's Call of Duty, then Rocket League, then Halo, then Apex, then Valoran.
Oh, so you have to win a- You have to win the Apex game.
Oh, so if you lose the Apex games, back to Codd, wow.
Yeah, so we're on, we're on, like, and if- The Apex games is like the really hard one.
You should do Cod last.
No, because of the cheaters.
The cheaters, you've got to, you got to get, you got to knock it out quick.
Wait, why, why, why?
There's cheaters like every three games.
Uh-huh.
But so also whenever we get to a certain game, if our chat gifts 25, it knocks us back one.
If they gift 100, it sends us back to the beginning.
So we got all the way.
Yesterday, we won an Apex game, got to Vow.
Yeah.
Someone gifted 100.
We went back.
Oh, that's so we're on reset.
We're on reset like five right now.
No, but that's-proper pricks you.
That's a dope idea, though.
Yeah.
We have to like figure something out because Cod is just, dude.
Codd is crazy
Every shift too
Every shift is covered
They also just don't do a good job
Of really making
It's one thing
Like the cool thing by MLB
I'll go back to it
It's like you win a game
And you earn shit
Ranked it just the same thing
Like if you were earning
Cool camos and stuff
It'd be so much more
enticing for like
At least someone like me
Who's been doing it my entire life
Bless you
Bless you
Bless you
bless you
all right
I'm back
yeah now I'm uh
that shit sounds fun
I'm enjoying something new
dude I fucking love
and that idea sounds sick
and then Mark's gonna go get a PS5
and we're gonna start playing some games
well just uh take mine
Seth has it
in his in his uh
I'll get one from GameStop
and be like guys gotta use PS5
no I just borrow mine
take it from Seth
what if they say use aren't you Bose
what do you say
I don't give a fire
sure give me a new one
That's good.
That's good.
How are you?
Oh, wait,
do you not want to talk about the last one or can we?
Which one?
What, the dashy 20v1?
Yeah.
We can talk about that.
I mean, it's simple.
Thursday, 8 p.m. Central.
Oh, yeah, tonight.
Tonight's coming on Thursday, right, Matt?
So tonight.
Tonight, 8 p.m. Central.
8 p.m. Central.
One dashy and 20 women.
It's just, it's just going to be.
I'll be tuned in for that.
I'll have a meal.
I'll be tuning in to that.
I'm going to be watch partying that.
It should be fun.
Go ahead.
I'm kidding.
I don't, listen, I was just going to say one of the, like, I wish that I would have streamed my,
because I got to diamond by myself in like that.
Just by myself.
And then I went to that.
But I think that I could have gotten to fucking iridescent or some shit.
You think so solo?
Eridium.
What is it?
I don't think so.
Iridescent?
No, I don't think so.
But I'm excited for it.
man yeah no dude I'm gonna you gotta like you gotta like like like how you're gonna do it like stage
by stage and yeah so right so today is like I've been deep into the MLB thing and today today
and tomorrow I'm like full on game planning like 100% what I want to do I mean I pretty much know
the basis it's not it's not something that's super I guess difficult I'm more so just
want to iron it out but it should be it should be a fun time I think I think brandon's gonna have a lot of
I think so too.
My number one priority is making sure that he's like fun and comfortable because it is for fun.
Like obviously like, you know, it'll be awesome if he meets someone and like that's obviously
the goal, right?
Like, yeah, hopefully he finds true love here.
But, but it's possible.
It can happen.
It is all for fun and it should be a good time.
So I'm looking forward to it.
But it's my first time doing something like this.
I'm also like a little bit nervous where it's like this is a different world.
I don't know if anyone in Optics ever done something like this.
This is the first time like a dating show has ever been done.
I think it's pretty dope.
This is a different world.
So I'm excited for it, but I'm also a little anxious to where, like, I don't really know what to expect.
Yeah.
So.
I wonder how Bruce, how's Bruce going to deal with the pressure?
Bruce, because Bruce is a, he's a good-looking guy.
He's a stud.
But, like, I think he gets nervous.
You don't think he's got a game?
I don't think he needs game.
You don't think he's got verbal?
So I don't think he's ever had to learn game.
He got famous when he was 19.
I think it'll be all right
I heard Matt was trying to help him out
Can we talk about that?
Matt?
Okay, never mind
I don't know what
anything about anything
Matt you're responsible for the cut of this
Cut or leave it
No
No
Matt was trying to help him spit game at the Miami Club
is what I heard
Matt was trying to spit game
Listen
No no not Matt was trying to spit game
Matt was trying to help Bruce Spid game.
Yeah, Miami's a cycle.
He's like, he's hammered.
I have options for sure.
Where?
In Miami?
Most definitely.
The land of nines and tens at Lake Ocobachobie.
What was that?
Nine pound fish.
Nine pound fish.
Ten pounders.
What was that club we went to?
Liv.
Evil olive.
That's where Kisan was playing.
Yeah.
And then, uh, wow.
That was a fun.
to the lobby of the hotel.
I just saw a C.
I'm like...
I see of what?
Bro, we were in line to get in.
Options.
We were in line to get in.
I feel poking my shoulder to my right.
A kid, I grew up with my hometown.
I was like, bro, what the fuck is going on?
It's like a simulation here.
He's like, yo.
It kind of was.
I was like, what you mean?
Like, I was seeing people like
that I just know through the internet.
Like, not even like gamers or anything.
I was like, yo!
They're like, oh, shit was good.
Dude, how the fuck can we go to...
Never see you again.
How do we go to Italy and Z?
Zin knew somebody in Italy.
What?
The guy who works at Juventus.
Oh, the head of marketing for Juventus?
Yeah.
Here we go.
Here I go.
There's fucking connections.
He used to be the head of marketing for Ultra.
We're walking to the Juventus facility and Zens dapping somebody up and hugging them.
I was like, what the fuck?
It's connected, man.
That boy's connected.
Changing of the guard.
NBA playoffs.
It's over, man.
Wait, what's over?
How did you, let me ask you, how did you feel?
Or did you ever, like, consciously think, like, Pippin's gone, Jordan's retiring.
Like, when he stopped watching, NBA.
Like, Stockton, Stockton's gone, Malone's, like, all these.
When Jeter retired, I stopped watching that movie.
I'm saying.
Jeter, Arod, Cowrickon Jr.
That farewell at Bread Sox, when they were like, and I saw Jeter walking off, and I'm like,
Chipper Jones.
I'm just like, damn.
LeBron didn't make it through to the finals?
No, LeBron.
No, they just lost first round in Denver.
He's setting this up.
No, I'm not.
I was literally, it's an honest fucking question.
They just lost last night.
Guys, it was an honest fucking question.
They lost last night by two to Jokic and Jomari.
Jokicenari.
He hit two game winners, two buzzer beaders.
I mean, LeBron had 30.
What else you want him to do?
He's 49.
He's 49 years old.
Make his teammates better.
What?
He had 30 points, and he is 39.
He is 38 or whatever he is.
Listen, all my respects.
LeBron is one of the greatest basketball players ever.
All of my respects, I would never take that away.
Top three for sure.
He might as well just.
But he ain't two or one.
Please.
He just needs a team of Curry for his final years.
No, see, Jordan was never like all.
Jordan did do that for all six.
He just needs a duo.
I love Anthony Davis.
I do.
I swear he's a beast.
He's a monster.
But, I mean, yeah, even A.
They just need it better.
Man, what are you to do?
Did you see the cane?
That's the new coming right there.
Yo, you know who's making me want to watch basketball again?
Edwards.
Edwards.
Edwards.
Yeah, that's my cousin.
Anthony fucking Edwards.
What?
Is he?
David Edwards.
What?
From North Carolina.
For real.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Listen, no offense.
No, he's nice.
What the fuck was his name?
There used to be a, and I was about to tweet this out.
I was going to research the guy's name first.
Somebody in the comments.
There used to be a guy in the 90s called Baby Jordan.
Look it up, Matt.
Baby Jordan.
He played for the heat, I believe, and they used to call him Baby Jordan.
I was never a believer.
I mean, obviously, Kobe's the closest to his airness.
What about, as a Bulls fan, what about Derek?
Harold Minor.
What about Derek Rose whenever he, before he got?
No, no, no, no.
Derek Rose is one of my favorite points cards, yeah, of all time.
I think
I think
if
if our boy
Kyrie
was 66
or above
I don't
see that
what makes him
great he don't need it
I know
that's what made
Jordan great
he's not
how tall is LeBron
he's not
Lebron's taller
than 66
66
or something
anyway
same position
I don't
fucking
what
69
69 close to 7
wait is he
really
Lebron 69
yeah
yeah
no he's like
again
all my
respects. I'm not talking a lot of shit, but I do respect him and his game.
That shit pisses me off.
Brian.
What?
Yo, you saw last night at the game.
I'm just saying it.
LeBron was like pissed at the refs not calling and some.
He like, he like, plunged at the girl.
Who did?
LeBron.
LeBron.
He was a girl.
Yeah.
This girl was talking shit to him.
She's like, ah.
And then, and then LeBron's like, walk.
He's like, you're like, uh.
Dude, one of my favorite clips is the fucking Blake Griffin when he goes and he spills
the water on the dudes
over talking shit behind him
and he goes,
oh, you know what works?
You know why that works?
Because all the people
who are focused on him
getting eliminated,
then I haven't even going to bring that up.
That's going to come up
like two months from now.
What you mean?
Like him jumping out of the girl?
Yeah, like that'll come up
into media and like,
it's a few months from now.
It's so mass by him getting eliminated
right now.
So what does you do?
Right here.
Right here is just.
Fucking horrible.
Cry baby.
He's probably like,
oh shit,
I bet you as soon as,
I bet you as soon as he did that
He was like oh fuck
Also who is she talking to
She's talking to
She's talking to
She's talking to
What's wrong with this fucking world
Like who are you
That's what's wrong with this
They don't understand
They're
If I'm Lebron I would have
If I'm Lebron I would have
Like this
And someone go take her out of the arena
That's the crazy part
They could do that
Oh yeah 100%
That shit's crazy
Yeah
See I can't
I cannot go to sport
sporting events
Like with people like that
I can't either
I can't
She got scared
Like bro
You first of all
She does this
And because
Like, first of all, you're doing that to LeBron.
LeBron.
In his face.
And you're with me at the game.
Not just.
Time to go on.
Not just a professional.
No, no, he started getting hype.
He was like talking.
Who are you talking to?
What are you?
You saw her man didn't do shit either?
I would have been like, I would have been like, I would have.
Could you stop talking?
Jude.
What the fuck?
Sir.
That's not just in athletes.
That's a six-foot-nine mega-apex predator fucking athlete.
Even if he doesn't know how to fight, he'll still kill you.
A hundred percent.
A normal person?
Ran up to the court and tried to anything on LeBron, they would jumble.
What do you call it?
Tried to fight LeBron when he elbowed him in the face.
LeBron elbowed him in the face and cut his, Isaiah Stewart.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he was trying to run up on Bronn.
And everybody was like,
he was trying to protect the king of shirt.
Not boogie bear.
No, no.
You know, Matt, please pull that up, bro.
Russell Westbrook and Isaiah Stewart.
Russ was like,
this shit was hilarious.
Dude, have you ever seen Bill Burr stand up
about the malice in the palace?
No.
It is fucking hilarious.
Right here is this?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're trying to fight LeBron.
Bro, his brawl about to break out.
The whole team.
And then, like, they break it up,
and then he, like, comes running back,
and that's when Russ does it.
Brian did cut his face
That's his dude
I forgot
I forgot
Russell Westbrook man
Watch and he's gonna break free and try to run
Run up on Brown again
Look at Russ watch
Oh right there was that was
Dude
That's a fiery motherfucker
He is all like
Imagine trying to calm him down in this
Look
He's still going
He's still mad
He's trying to attack Lebrano
God
He's just
He wants you like that
He got his sleeves out the way
All right
Listen we've
This is more than enough
Ladies and gentlemen
We leave you
With these sports moments
That's hilarious dude
Oh shit
He bowed the fuck out of
It sound like he met like
You know what I'm saying
No LeBron
No LeBron meant that shit
Yeah he did
LeBron meant that shit
He just didn't mean to hit him
And cut him
He meant to hit him but not cut him
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Westbrook, dude.
Then it's like, damn, anyone else?
Oh, God, if that was anyone else besides LeBron,
he would have probably swung on him.
Yeah.
Right then and there.
No, he knew who.
Yeah, he knew who it was.
He was like really thinking about it.
Like, damn, I can't even, this is broad.
Like, you were out of the NBA, you do that.
It would have been better than a bit, but, like, ah, you got, you got, you want to fuck.
That's what he really wanted to do.
There's no way.
Yeah, it was like fire in his eyes.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, that's not doing for this episode of the podcast.
We'll see you guys.
next week.
