OpTic Podcast - DISCUSSING THE FAZE BANKS TAKEOVER | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 173

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I think if Banks keeps this energy for, which he can, but if he keeps the same energy he has now, like going forward for the foreseeable future, yeah, I mean, it's inevitable this group is going to succeed. Look at that, look at that list of names. That's a line on. Like, that's insane. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome, welcome to episode 173 of the Optic Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Factor, very heel.
Starting point is 00:00:32 And today, today, today. We have Mr. Hitch wearing a fake It's not fake, it's real. It's a real ass call of duty two T-shirt The actual promo from the game And he said is the say EB games on the tag
Starting point is 00:00:47 Check his tag Yeah yeah it's just the brand No no no it's just brand Kilden Oh no in the back in the back What's the back like Yeah right Activision Game Stop Infinity Word
Starting point is 00:00:58 Yeah it's real Yeah it's real Yeah it's real But he never played call duty 2 And the only time he played call duty He beat me in a 1V1 but that was in 2016, not in 2005, when we were playing this thing as the realist. Zinn, what are you wearing today?
Starting point is 00:01:12 Your favorite brand. No, no, what's the name of it? Amelian Dore. Not my favorite brand, one of them. The pop smoke song. We have a man, Money Biscuit to my left. We're going to have a really, really good-ass podcast today, ladies and gentlemen. We have a lot to talk about.
Starting point is 00:01:27 We're going to begin with Maddie's first topic of the day as he takes a big ass pool of that. Oh, hit that thing. Matt. Wait, I thought they went away with those. Jules? Yeah. He didn't know. Matt still gets him on the black market. Wait, what? I told him he needs to like... No, no, no. That's his thing. Like, I know people hate vaping, but bro, if you're gonna vape, like, bro, move on from the jewel.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Just smoke cigarettes. Not even a real, like... Actually, yeah, yeah. Just hit Marlboro Reds and inhale like a man. Get a Newport, 100. Sigs inside. Heck said it was cool. Yeah. You can ever go around. You just go into the production room and they're just... That's it. I would walk in there and I would be like, I'd be like,
Starting point is 00:02:06 like men being man, god damn it. Let's fucking go. Anyway, I tried a zen the other day. A zen for the first time ever on camera? You just get me. I, like, you know me. I fucking, they get me sick. Yeah, they make me like lightheaded.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Are you supposed to spit it out? After like 10 minutes. No, no, diddy. Let's just move on. You're supposed to like take it out. Yeah, like 10 minutes. But, like, no, you don't, like, spit, like, how Matt does, how formal does. No, you know, like, no, like, no, you're not, you know, like, no, making nice to you.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Have you ever, have you ever, have you ever, did it? No, no, no, I've never. I did it once. I did it once and I yak 10 minutes later. Did you? Yeah, I mean, I used to do the pouches. Like the snus pouches? They're like, snooze.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Snooze. That's what, uh, tape. But they were, like, actual Kobe Hagan pouches. Yeah, that's, like, when I was in baseball. I just thought I was like. Because you're in baseball, yeah, yeah. I got to get some dip. I was the sunflower
Starting point is 00:03:05 I remember I actually do remember the first time me and my friends did long cut my friends who were throwing up and shit walking home long cut is hard though I would never cut is that just like the locks like you got to lose long and just yeah girl I'm just like
Starting point is 00:03:20 oh that shit's in your in your teeth and you got to be careful make sure you don't swallow no did he yeah yeah because you I'm assuming like you swallow and you're like Oh, shit, I'm yakking in five minutes. Like, you could, yeah, that's long cut.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Yo, that's what, what is, uh, what is Matt? No, Matt doesn't do Copenhagen. Grizzly, grizzly. He does grizzly, but he does long cut. Grizzly winter green. Yeah. I've gotten him many, many tens.
Starting point is 00:03:47 I have a friend from high school, every party, be like, you know, if someone's going to the gas station, get me a Copenhagen Wintergreen, he'd have two 40s in each hand, pack and lit. He was fucking filthy, man. Just. Old English 40s or what kind of fun? Opening that and this guy. I would drink you.
Starting point is 00:04:04 It's one of my good friends. He would drink you under the fucking just insane lips all night. Like 3 a.m. you can't see. He's still there. Just 40. What are you doing? You missed out. You left early.
Starting point is 00:04:18 So we had a taco party of Seths. You were in rare form. I'm pissed that I missed it. What do you mean? And you didn't leave after 30 minutes. So you were there for like, what, five, six hours. Well, he also walks home. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:04:31 No, no. He didn't walk. He didn't walk. He's got a new. I got a new. Oh, do you? Not too. I do.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Wait, can we talk about that? Yeah. He's got like a Lamborghini-style golf cart. No, I don't. He walked out. He brings this outside, and he's like, wait until you see this. He's like, it's like, it's small. And I was like, I was like, Ferrari Lambo.
Starting point is 00:04:53 I'm like, I'm like, y'all see my new new? The way it started is like, it's got a new car. And I'm like, oh, you'll see my new one? It's kind of small, though. But come on, let's go check it out. And he's like, small. Like a sports girl small? Yeah, I was like Ferrari Lambo, what does asshole get?
Starting point is 00:05:08 That's what I was thinking? I was like, what is this? I'm about to walk out to a $400,000 car. But I walked out to a golf cart, and it's like, probably, I mean, it's the nicest golf car I've seen in my life. It's like, it has like a captain seat. The back is kind of like, it's kind of like a boat, but in golf cart form. It's like.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Do you have a pick? The back of the name of it? Like, let's see it. Let's get some visual here. It's like a, it's like a, it's like a, you. Usual golf cart, you know, has the, you know, the two seats in front and two seats in the back. So there's two seats in the front. The passenger seat can flip around kind of like a captain seat.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Okay. Kind of like one of those nice ass SUVs that, you know, you take like a sprinter van type thing. Yeah. It's a captain seat. And then the back, it's like a, it's like an L kind of. And it's like a big table in the middle. Dude, my visual, I, I, you lost me. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:56 It's like a golf cart. It's like a golf cart that Drake would have, bro. It's not a regular golf cart. All right, you're glazing now a little bit. No, it's like Drake. Yeah. Drake? Drake?
Starting point is 00:06:07 No, I want to see it out. Like the ride around neighborhood sometimes? No, that's street legal. What do you? I'm saying. It's just to go to Setshouse? Yeah, like, you only use the- He bought it just to go to Sets.
Starting point is 00:06:17 No, I go to my mom's house too. On it? Yeah. They're that close? Yeah. Yeah. Does it get up to like what? 60?
Starting point is 00:06:26 No, like 45, I think. Oh, shit. That's hard. Alexis has, what are they called? In Arizona, they all drive them. And it's like, a can't am. No. Oh, my God, I can't remember.
Starting point is 00:06:43 But in Arizona, it's like they're all driving around the neighborhood on these things. And they have, they got like big, like American flags in the back. And like, it's crazy. It's crazy out there. No, no, no. Yeah. I don't think she's away. Thank you, Maddie.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Yeah. And then my girl. So we need a. golf cart said what I said who did you should say for what to go to the airline center the fuck do we need a golf car for uh
Starting point is 00:07:11 I did miss out because Iz was making old fashions and she makes a great old fashion so we were all I had one because I drove that night but yeah I mean I left to like midnight and then I was getting texts in the group chat at like 3.30 in the morning just like group pictures set was like running in circles with a rat I was like
Starting point is 00:07:29 What is going on in Frisco? What do you mean running in circles with a rat? I don't know how else to say it. There was a literal rat on the floor and Seth was running around. And set those running around it. So there was a rat that came up to us to say, what's up. And I'm like, outdoor rat? Indoor rat.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Outdoor rat. Oh, okay. Yeah, we're outdoors. But the thing is, is like, oh, ghetto ass thing. Wait, I don't know what you said. Did you say anything about the neighborhood at all? The neighborhood? No.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Okay, don't say anything about the neighborhood. So we were going down the thing and those, we pulled over. Matt, I just sent you a picture of us so that you. You can put it on the, on the, on the screen. But, uh, damn. Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, I saw this pig. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Yo, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. So anyway, we, we had a really good time. Is Seth's, uh, fiancee soon to be, Hua, makes a fucking insane old fashion. I'm talking about, you know, I've been to old fashions for over like, I don't know, 40 now.
Starting point is 00:08:25 So a long time. Long time. This one was really good, but then she added something to it. that I saw the following morning. Did you see it the following morning? Wait, were you there for? The morning? Cocaine.
Starting point is 00:08:38 No. Glitter. Did you drink the old-fashioned? I drank one, yeah. Oh, there was like a... Glitter. It was like a glitter thing you put in drinks. It's like...
Starting point is 00:08:49 It's just for like the aesthetic. It's not like... Litter. You don't taste anything. It's glitter. It's edible glitter. Oh. And you process your shit's glittery.
Starting point is 00:08:56 Oh, your shit's... I was what you meant by the next day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your shit's... Glittery, 100%. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Like you, I was like, what the fuck? I was a fun night though. Seth made beer of tacos. Seth made beer tacos. This was his best batch yet, I think. No. Well, I wasn't there for the first one. I was, the second one I don't think was as good as this one.
Starting point is 00:09:12 He made it three times. The first one, you were there, I wasn't. Second one I thought was good, but this one was better, I think. Yeah, it was good, but it wasn't as good as the first one. Because some of the, some of the chile pads, chile pods were licked by buzz. So he didn't throw those in, therefore it was different. But here I were fucking in the kitchen cooking it up.
Starting point is 00:09:34 I was sort of giving them some pointers on how to make the tortilla and all this shit. You know, but the chef, I was the sous chef. That was his assistant. I was out there. Yes, chef, yes, chef, behind your chef. But is brought out fucking. See, I had three and I was drunk. I had three old-fashioned.
Starting point is 00:09:53 So I was really drunk. and then and then came the punch. She made another one and this one was straight. It looked like soda. What is it called? The punch? No, it wasn't a punch. No, it gave me a punch.
Starting point is 00:10:08 It was just another old-fashioned, but it was dark as fuck. It was dark. Me and Peterman were drinking it. Seth was fucking. We were all, we literally fucking went mega-fucking. Like I hadn't been drunk. This is like a Thursday night. No, this was Friday.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Oh, right. I brought it back to like 2018. Yeah, you said you were going to come and I was waiting for you. It was it, bro. Oh, damn. You got the first go 35 minute ride is. It's 27 minutes at night. Take an Uber.
Starting point is 00:10:34 I could, but then it's even longer. It turns into 45. No, it's not. No, it's not. I was fuming. Huh? I was fuming. Why?
Starting point is 00:10:41 Because I wanted, after I had my first old fashion, I wanted to drink. But I told, I told my girl, you can drink. You can drink. I'm going to draw. I'll drive home. Mm-hmm. And I, so whenever I have a drink, if I have a drink, if I have a drink, I want to keep drinking. I don't know what it is. I can't just
Starting point is 00:10:55 like have one old fashioned and just watch people drink and just be like... I'm the same way. I just want to keep drinking, but... That's what happened with Matt and I for the... We had the car there. The Tyreek episode. Tyreek came for the around the bar and it was it was supposed to be at like nine
Starting point is 00:11:11 and they, uh, something went wrong with their travel so they didn't get here to 11. So we started the podcast at 11. So Matt and I are here for two hours early just well, you want to start drinking? So we're just drinking. So we're just drinking. Matt's always good for a good drink. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:26 I heard Matt was like, I'm not gonna drink. I can't drink. I heard Matt is a good peer pressure. Oh, Matt can peer pressure and Matt has a signature potion. Everywhere he goes, he has the same drink. You can be in the club and he'll have ingredients so you didn't know they sold. You're like, what the fuck is he drinking? What is it, Matt?
Starting point is 00:11:40 Always an EMC in his hand. Sugar-free energy drink, blue Gatorade and vodka. Always. What kind of vodka? No, no. It's not just, he's not just, whatever something else. He's just, he's just, he's asking vodka. No, tell the real name.
Starting point is 00:11:56 That shit is Burnettes. Pineapple Burnettes. No, it's good, though. You can't taste it. I try it at New Year's. I can understand why you can drink that nonstop. It gets you fucked up.
Starting point is 00:12:06 It gets you hype and it gets you hydrated? Hydrated? That's actually true, but you got Gatorade in there? That actually is true. It's actually pretty smart, Matt. It's the EMCs, man. It's like vodka and water.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Have you had vodka and water? Oh, no. No. I was in LA thing. That's Jericho. Shout out Jericho. He's the one that put me on to that. What the fuck's it called?
Starting point is 00:12:27 It is called the Elfonte. It's the whaler. At the whaler in Santa Monica, I think. You know where the whaler is? Right by the beach and shit. Yeah, right near the beach, man. That's where he put me on to vodka waters. Bless you, that good.
Starting point is 00:12:42 So we made around, I would say, a good 24 tacos. We made 24 tacos that night. And we still didn't finish the meat, no ditty. I got to stop with that shit. You might have. No, not yet, Matt, sorry. But it was a really good time. I know it was a good time because Jude was getting messages from everyone the following day saying how fun it was to hang out with Hector.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Hector's not a stern person. My daughter, my own daughter, who was hanging out actually, 14 years old up at 2 a.m. riding in a golf car with adults drinking the rest of stuff. Except for Jude, Jude doesn't drink, so she was a designated driver. And she's like, Dad, I never see you so like, like, I don't know, like carefree and happy. And I was like, oh, thanks. And I thought I did some introspective. I'm like, man, I am a break, aren't I?
Starting point is 00:13:38 So what happened from that day to how you came in the office this morning? You came in hot this morning. Oh, just work. Real? Just work. Yeah, I mean, I was looking fresh to death. You got the A6 on? I got the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the.
Starting point is 00:13:55 The gout removers? No, we found out. No. Gout. Yeah, we didn't have got. I didn't have gout this whole time. What? It wasn't gout.
Starting point is 00:14:02 You've been saying gout for eight years. I know, it wasn't gout. It was the socks that I was wearing. The Nike compression socks that I was wearing. I wore those religiously for you got, I mean, since 2014 since we moved into the, when we moved into the first house, well, no, you came in later. But the day that we moved in, like I had video, like my foot was throbbing. And it was because those socks were pinching a nerd. because of the compression stuff on top of it.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Now, if you wear this sock to go exercise or wear it, that's fine. But when you wear it religiously, because it's the best sock that has ever been invented, when you wear religiously for 365 times seven, wait more, times 10, that's a lot of days wearing the same fucking socks over and over again. So they pinch my nerve. Ever since I stopped wearing those socks, I still wear Nike socks. Ever since I stopped wearing those socks, I have not had a single gout flare up or a single foot pain ever.
Starting point is 00:14:55 What? Yeah. Because of the socks. Yeah. So no, those are the cream scarro of Cayano 14s by A6 collab with Kith. I'm wearing a Kith. A. Kith collab with Amalian door on top. And then I have the Amelian door from season, two seasons ago.
Starting point is 00:15:13 But there we are. Seth's mom was in town. The Petermans are right there. Petermans. Yeah. We were fucking cruising. That was so, that's my, that was the last drunk. That was the last drink.
Starting point is 00:15:23 I was legit fucking gonzo Gone gone gone After the next morning He sent four different texts Fuck this shit Like every hour Fuck this shit Yeah
Starting point is 00:15:36 Fuck this shit You were just hung over the whole day You ordered When you I bet you ordered the pizza spot No I don't know This is Wait before I went to bed
Starting point is 00:15:43 No No When you got up the next day No Pizza for breakfast No not for breakfast You had your wings And that pepperoni pizza
Starting point is 00:15:52 I may have I've had pizza later on that day, but this is what I did. All right, this is what I did. As a professional 44-year-old hangover master, I drank one of these before I went to bed. Yeah. I woke up and I reached out and there was no water to be found. And I'm like, I was like, I felt like fucking E.T. When they were taking them to the hospital, I was just dry.
Starting point is 00:16:16 I get up. I'm fucking hurting. I quietly walk into the bathroom and I'm like, fuck. I go try to take shit. Couldn't take one. get up, I take a shower and I'm like, oh shit. And I puked all water in the shower. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Ugh. Oh, and I was just like, fuck. And then I had to drive half an hour away. So I woke up at seven. I don't stay up because I can't stay up. I can stay up with the best one. I can drink forever, okay? I just cannot get up past seven o'clock.
Starting point is 00:16:45 So no matter what I do, I'm going to wake up at 7 a.m. No matter what I do. Even if you go to bed at five. Even if I go to bed at five, my body just ceased light and it's like, whoa, no matter how dark the room and regatta 30 minutes drive to the Mexican store to go get bolillos this bread because my mom made menudo the literal anti-potion for hangover cure the ultimate hangover cure Mexicans. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Comment down below if I'm right. The first bite that I took relieved my pain. But then by the end of the fucking first bowl, my pain was gone. And then I get in the car. I go to the garage because I got to start working on the art. and then the fucking it again and I was like
Starting point is 00:17:27 fuck this shit again I just went home and slept I fuck I literally one of the reasons why I don't smoke I don't drink I smoke yeah same
Starting point is 00:17:36 old fashions are also bad for hangovers like if you drank like so much sugar if you drank like skinny margs or like Vaca clubs
Starting point is 00:17:44 you'd been okay but the old fashions the sugar just fucks you up I was throwing up when I got back I'm surprised you didn't hear me in Miami throwing up
Starting point is 00:17:52 before you I heard you leaving one what's that in the morning yeah super early bro i don't know anytime i like pregame drink with like white claws or something it's mixing shit dude tequila shots and shit
Starting point is 00:18:06 i'm definitely throw i throw up all the time after drinking white claws every time i don't know what it is i stopped mixing that day in l.a or that when we went to the phase shoot that was the last day i ever mixed because dog i can't ever do it again
Starting point is 00:18:22 I was hung over We were playing We were playing Mono War for 2 against the phase guys In between maps I'd go throw up And then And then we took the We took the Sprinter van back from
Starting point is 00:18:36 Because we were staying downtown L.A And the thing was in like Hollywood Oh my God Bro, that was worse ever I threw up right next to Matt's ear In the Sprinter van Just bruh Into a bag
Starting point is 00:18:49 What was it nothing right? Just liquid You're talking about when we were by train track shit in the back? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right by the train tracks. This guy was contemplated. I got a picture of him walking in the parking lot.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Like far as fuck just walking, like you just, the worst hangover. I was just walking around. Like, because if I didn't walk, the, the fucking world would spend. But if I would walk, then I could control it. So I just walked around the parking lot for like 45 minutes. Dude. Just like this.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Dude, dude, dude. I had a, I had a night where anytime I, like, I woke up through a, up right right in the bag side of me i had like food and shit i threw up in it and then i would try to move and i would throw up again so i would like throw up move a little bit right right like a check point sleep doze off for like 15 minutes wake up throw up move a little bit do the same all the way till i got to the bathroom i slept in the bathroom like wait where we threw it out just everywhere what the fuck i mean i couldn't move i was what the fuck i've never there's never i'm not like throwing up on carpet and shit there's never a case in which
Starting point is 00:19:52 Which you can't make it. No, I couldn't. Trust me. I couldn't. I was trying everything. Every time I stood up. Where were you? At my crib.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Oh, shit. I ended up laying on the bathroom mirror, just floor just thrown up next to me and sure. Dude. I was hung over. I was hung over after the Tyreek episode. Just because I was so nervous. It was the first episode I've done where I didn't like know the person. I was just drinking.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Just like, how's it being fast, man? Like it's got to be so crazy. And then the. And so we started at 11. I didn't get home to, what time did you get home at? Yeah, I think I got home at like two. And we had to be here for the silent library shoot at 10. At 10.
Starting point is 00:20:36 So, I mean, I ordered, I'm in the Uber because I drove here and I Uber back, Uber back here in the morning. I, I, in the Uber, drunk like ordering McDonald's. And so it's there when I get. And I just shoved as much food as I could in my mouth, took Advil, pounded water, and then just prayed. I'm anti-I'm anti-drugs. I don't take Adva. I don't.
Starting point is 00:21:01 I usually don't either. I usually don't either. Yeah. I love Avville. You know, me and Nick went to backyard one time. Just me and Nick back in the day. Really? We're in there getting fucked up and shit.
Starting point is 00:21:11 It was cold. Me and Nick have like jackets on the shit. Confetti's falling where we're drinking and fucked up. This is what me and this is my funniest Nick moment, like just what me and, this is my funniest Nick moment. Like just what me. and him, he has his gold jacket on, right? He looks down and goes and there's like a gold confetti on the ground.
Starting point is 00:21:28 And he goes, my jacket. I'm like, Nick is fucking stupid. I thought his jacket was falling apart. Melting a shit. I'm like, yo, Nick is a fucking crowd, I have a video of my phone. I almost said that later of it.
Starting point is 00:21:46 He was like, oh, my jacket. He thought his jacket was peeling off. Feeling off on off. Oh, man. Speaking of that phase, shoot. Fucking dick. You saw Banks was added, just, uh...
Starting point is 00:22:02 He's just, he's copying what you've already done, man. No, no, no, no, whoa, whoa, whoa. Drop and kill him and Jaro's on people. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant. What did you think of, man? I thought you meant, like, getting his company back. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Which is good. Listen, I'm happy for the boys, man. I don't know. Listen, nobody can have an opinion. Nobody. Nobody can have a fucking. opinion to what he's fucking doing.
Starting point is 00:22:23 They can have one. No. But it doesn't matter. Not only does not matter, but you're not wrong. Do what they did and then maybe you can say something. It's true. Like, unless you've done what they've done, don't say shit. In my opinion.
Starting point is 00:22:38 It's funny because you'll see people, you'll see, Banks said, I'm doing this because camaraderie and we want to make content together. Nobody in phases made content together in a really long time. So we're making a group that, you know, rekindles that. And so they dropped everyone else. And then you see people are like, why did you drop this person? And it's like, if you just go to what Banks said initially, that's why everyone else got dropped.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Yeah. They don't make content with other phase people. They don't see themselves. Wait, so where's crim? Is crim in this or no? I think crim is kind of like Atlanta phase. Huh? So their esports stuff is all standing the same.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Their CS team, Cod. There was no. Oh, creators. Yeah, this is all just like content creators. is esports hasn't isn't changing. This is like the next generation of content. It's like I understand being upset seeing like your staple names get released or whatever.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Like who? Blais Tico, rain. Well, I think they opted out, right? They're different. Like I'm talking about like the snipers and stuff. The reality is, and I think this, if everybody who was complaining about certain people getting dropped was watching all their content,
Starting point is 00:23:43 then sniping would still be popping. It's like sniping is not, it's not 2013, bro. The trick-shoting and everything has changed. There's more competition now, like content. Very true. Like, to me, this is like, I think what they're trying to do is like more like AMP style, like the next generation where it's like gaming is very much a part of it, but it's more so like Gen Pop, like being able to capture gaming and general population
Starting point is 00:24:08 rather than staying in just the gaming niche. That, that to me is what they're doing here. It's pretty obvious. I mean, I got faith in Banks. I mean, he always does dope shit. I think if banks, if banks, if banks keep, if banks keep, this energy for I mean he can but if he keeps the same energy he has now like going forward for for the foreseeable future yeah I mean it's inevitable this group is going to succeed look at that look at
Starting point is 00:24:34 that list like that's insane um but you know I think I saw a clip of Nate Nate talking about it and he was just like you know Banks and I are similar where we get like really hyper focused on something and then we spend five months doing that and then we just kind of like back back back off and he was like as long as banks never does that then like you can't go wrong with this group of people no he's he's he's uh yeah he's like uh he's like a fucking internet literal expert like he like a fucking internet expert he has this shit figured out too too he's also like like page page'll tell us uh because like all of her friends well she's in cali now but even when she was living here she was like just like banks is crazy connected in california
Starting point is 00:25:19 Everyone knows Banks. Like, insane. Like, there's been people I've met here that would ask me about nobody else. They'd be like, do you know Banks? Like, yeah. I'm like, that's fucking crazy. He's like one of the people that like got. He's kind of like all them, or not all them.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Like Ninja, how big they got, but like bounced out of the gaming. Yeah, but he's famous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My girl knows nothing about gaming at all. My girl, like, when I met her, like just college girl, like, she was like, you know, Banks? How the fuck do you know Banks? That's a scary question. I said, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:25:54 Say, what do you mean do I know banks? I said, I grew up with Banks. And she was like, no, I used to watch like old school, like when Alyssa was part of the group, like the OG, like Cloud House type stuff. No, they, how the fuck do you know banks? That's just crazy. Listen, let's like, let's see it, man. Let's see what they got. They got, they got, they got, they're very interesting.
Starting point is 00:26:14 They got shit luck. Very, very interested to see what they do at their e-sports division. Rain was on that list, but I understand shit. And shout out Rain. I thought. Rain, I'm fucking super fucking rain. You see Rain opted out?
Starting point is 00:26:24 You see Rain? Yeah. I mean. No, what? He tweeted basically like, he was like contrary to popular belief, phase is still 51% corporate owned. So he's like, I want no part of it basically. He's like, I'll always be phase rain, but like, yeah, we just better off we read it.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Hey, so I obviously left phase because contrary to popular belief, 51% of the company still corporately owned. I can't get burned again. There's so many people involved in that team that strictly there for the money and the attention. I was there for what Faye stood for, blah, blah, in the brotherhood that he came with. Also, I try not to bring up the past and live the present. I pave the way for a lot of you will forever be, fuck you see. Yeah, fuck you see, man.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Fuck you see, man. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out rain, man. That's that dude. My guy right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm happy that it's starting to, like, actually get back to like, like, you can just
Starting point is 00:27:08 tell. Like, we saw Adapt in Miami. Adap's still the same fucking kid, bro. Like, there is no different. The same kid I met in 2013 was the guy I was with a few weeks ago on my head. money yeah they're all just the same I'm gonna tell you right now
Starting point is 00:27:21 out of all of phase all of I've never watched uh maybe I watched one bank's video but adapt fucking with Ricky fucking with Ricky
Starting point is 00:27:32 dude is the best I watch that shit like every time I want to fucking get said that is my shit yeah I've watched more more of adapt than anybody else
Starting point is 00:27:41 and I didn't watch their sniping videos of course I'm happy the only one that I was kind of like damn that sucks is Neo because Because Neo made it through a phase five and Neo, Neo wanted to be in phase so bad.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Do you remember all the trick shots he was hitting on like, like on hellies? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think, I think with, with what it, from what it seems like in Banks's mind, I think this is what we're starting with and then we'll build off of this. Maybe. I don't know. So like, I think there's people that are that were in phase that are no longer in phase
Starting point is 00:28:15 that might, might come back. I don't know. But we'll see. I think it's a possibility. I'm excited to see what kind of content they make as a squad. Are they going to make sideman style videos? Are they going to make, are they going to do A&P style streams?
Starting point is 00:28:29 Like, what are they going to do? Because they're going to do something. That's going to be interesting. All right. Well, we'll stay, stay tuned. I'll be, I'll be keeping an eye out to see what comes up. In lighter news, hundreds of people gather to watch a man eat gigantic jar of cheese balls. Thanks, Matt. Why don't you, let's see it. Let's see. It's fucking dry, dry topics nowadays.
Starting point is 00:28:52 What do you mean a gigantic jar of cheese balls? No, like there was literally, I saw this video. There was, I saw this too. They're all gathered around to watch this guy eat a jar of cheese balls, dude. Watching an honest man eat an entire, watch me eat a whole jar of cheeseballs. And so he promoted this? Yeah. Like, bro, this right here is NPC shit, bro. She's, he's selling merch? No, I'm allergic to gluten. Oh, so he's going to shit himself. Today will be in the entire cheese cheeseballs. When I saw that, I'm like, and?
Starting point is 00:29:26 What the fuck is going on? Easy. Yo, you think you eat an entire cheeseballs? Probably, but what's the point? What? But, like, what is going on here? Imagine, imagine, imagine how cut up your inside of your mouth would be. It's not an entire.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Oh, now you've got to get out the street. Oh. He's eating it off the New York side. Oh, the New York side. Oh, the New York. York sidewalk. Okay. That's impressive.
Starting point is 00:29:49 I wouldn't do that. Dude. Matt, what the hell are we watching? Yeah, man. Let's get the phone. What the hell are we watching? Yeah. You know what?
Starting point is 00:29:59 Let's not watch that. Instead, let's watch the YouTuber breaks neck and wait a minute. YouTube breaks neck and back in devastating 80-foot paraglider crash. Oh, that sucks, man. While vlogging?
Starting point is 00:30:09 Who is it? Let's see it. Wait, he was vlog. Oh. No. No. Wait, he was vlogging? Man, no.
Starting point is 00:30:16 When he crashed, he has the footage. He uploaded it? How many views? Was that fucked? Wait, that's still on YouTube? Like, you can still watch that? No, he's got to take it out. Age restricted.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Oh, yeah. It's a little watched it. Yeah, it was... You just got to sign it. Matt got to log in and shit. He, like, froze his time. Dude, that's so fucked up. That was my first thought.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Speaking of vlogging... How many views? Speaking of vlogging. Is there anyone out there doing that still? No. I watch Casey's... The latest one? Pete McKinnon?
Starting point is 00:30:49 No, I watched Casey's marathon video where he was like, he was trying to work up to run a, the marathon. Oh, I saw that one. A certain amount of time. And he gave up. That's like the last, no, he didn't. Am I? You ruined.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Why? You ruined the ending because I say he gave up. And you're like, no, he didn't. He gave up and then you ruined it. You ruined it for people. Don't watch it. He didn't give up in the end. Wait, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:31:15 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, my God, dude. Oh, he just can't move right there. Yeah, no. What happens?
Starting point is 00:31:29 Just the gust of wind, or he pulled? How do they find, like? Oh, my God. Damn. Bro, that, it literally took three seconds. Like, who's going to get him there? Oh, gotcha, okay. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Thank God he's all right, man. I would have. I almost said it I almost said the next This is why I do nothing that Like anything where I think something can go wrong I'm anti
Starting point is 00:32:01 No helicopters No skydiving No shark cages I like life Yeah I will not I will do nothing Where there can be a mistake
Starting point is 00:32:09 I say that but I've done a bunch I've I've bungee jumped I skydived I've jumped I've jumped off of a bridge I applaud you I'm also scared of heights So it's like
Starting point is 00:32:22 Yeah If it's scary I gotta do it If it's scary I gotta do it Well not like that Not anymore Now that I'm a father
Starting point is 00:32:30 Right like You were a father then I sky No I skydived when Jude was pregnant And haven't done it I haven't done anything dangerous since Okay You're like I gotta get it out
Starting point is 00:32:41 No I was just the opportunity percentage percent of itself I thought you didn't do it During the Red Bull thing I thought you did No no no Just Mike
Starting point is 00:32:47 Just Mike Shout out Mike man Not case Yeah, yeah, yeah I don't know I mean No bullshit I thought I thought
Starting point is 00:32:56 It was gonna be YouTuber breaks neck and back At a Twitchcon Get it No You remember the Twitchcon lady That I remember Oh you didn't think it was funny
Starting point is 00:33:05 I remember I don't know what you're talking about The girl that like She jumps into a A ball pit Oh yes yes yes Yes Yeah
Starting point is 00:33:13 I don't know what you meant It's crazy That's basically what happened to me at the shoot With my knee How is your name? Still done like a bun What?
Starting point is 00:33:22 Wait, how did you fuck up your knee? At the bungee Not the bungee Oh, that's a stupid guy I repeated many of times I didn't want to do it No, I don't remember that No
Starting point is 00:33:31 I say, do you remember me saying You participate on your own accord This is dangerous You have a choice In doing this or not Y'all I got a stream slash YouTube idea I want to run
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Starting point is 00:36:12 something like that. And it's, you start at 8 a.m. And you play a game that's 24 hours. So you play a softball slash baseball game for 24 hours. I like it. A team of like 40. I'm in. So people sleep.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Some people are sleeping. Like have beds in the dugout. And you just live stream the whole thing. I'll be up the whole time. And then you just play into it. Like so the inning score is like 250 to 220 or something. Anything baseball I'm in these days. I think we do it.
Starting point is 00:36:46 I'm all in baseball. Or we can live stream. This guy fucking calls me yesterday. Will we live stream a camp? No, no. Yo, we should go camping. I was just going to say, yo. Yeah, we should go camping.
Starting point is 00:36:55 This guy calls me yesterday at some point. He's like, yo, how hard is it to make baseball jerse? He said, I don't know what he's on, right? I know he's like deep into that baseball stuff. You're on your shit. Everyone's actually asking. And I actually asked my chat. I was like, yesterday I had 2,500 people watching.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Granted, like, there were some people not live, but MLB shit's really doing well. And I was like, everyone's like, when's the merch? And I was like, okay, put a W in the chat if you would actually buy merch. And I was like, don't just say W to say W. I said, if you would actually, actually, actually buy like a hat or jersey, say W. There's a lot of people that would do it. A what? A hat or a jersey?
Starting point is 00:37:25 Like a baseball hat or jersey or a shirt. And that's one of those things where I wouldn't like, I would make it as cheap as I possibly could just so everyone can get it. Like, it's not. It wouldn't be like a money grab. You know what I'm saying? I'm not in it. No, that's cool. You're a douche, bad.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Fanatics. Yes. Yes, I am. That was like, well, it depends on the pricing. Like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't be doing it to make money. I'll find a new designer now. What? All right.
Starting point is 00:37:56 No, the baseball shit looks fun, though. It's so funny seeing. It's so fun. Yeah. It looks fun. Mookiee Betts walking up with an Optic Texas jersey on is just hilarious. The Johnny Zins. The official MLB account was in the stream yesterday.
Starting point is 00:38:11 That was cool. Really? They were like, All-Star Game in Arlington, Eyes emoji. And I'm like, yes. You let me know whatever we, we've, whatever you want to do with Johnny Zins, we're in. I'd be there full kit, interviewing people. I think you got me, I mean, you got a lot of people being like,
Starting point is 00:38:25 what sports game could I play? Why did you decide to go baseball? Yeah, what the fuck? So Matt Craig came over and redid my setup, and I guess the PC updated, and this is like fate to me. So when you're playing Cod, the controller is overclocked. Whatever he did, it reset the overclock, and the only way I would have been able to overclock my controller to play Cod
Starting point is 00:38:46 is if I restarted the stream. And I had like 600 viewers and I'm like, if I restart, I'm going to have 100. Like, I don't feel like doing it. I was like, let's fire up with the PS5 and find a game. And I played MLB growing up. So I was like, fuck it, let's play MLB. And then I started playing it and like, okay, I'm getting addicted to it. And then I thought, like, my GTARP streams were very, very popping.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Like, when I was in character. So, like, I kind of incorporated my GTIRP mindset and what I'm doing in the baseball thing now. Or like, I'm, like, fully immersed as, like, this manager and I'm, like, announcing, and commentating the players. I started the Twitter community where I'm like I only tweet sort of in character as the manager.
Starting point is 00:39:24 So I don't know. I've kind of has been running with it. And it's also like I'm paving my own path where it's like the reality is when you're playing cod with Nate Schott, Skump, Octane, all these guys every single day, it's so saturated.
Starting point is 00:39:35 And why would you not watch Scump if you're going to hear my voice anyway? So I'm like, and I've been playing Call Duty for 15 years. So it just kind of reinvigorated like a love for a game that I haven't felt in a long time. Well, I'm thinking about doing that for when NCAA comes out.
Starting point is 00:39:51 That shit's going to be fired. Oh, yeah. The football game has been the first NCAA game in 10 years or something. I wish the undisputed boxing game did. Yeah, but it was good, but it was. I'll tell you what, though. The packs are addicting, man. I was in Tupac stream because he's a big MLB guy, like 3m.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Two nights ago. He's like, I hope you didn't start opening packs, brother. He goes, that shit's more addicted than Blackjack. He said, you start, you won't. go stop and I said my brother I'm already $800 deep he goes oh yeah brother he goes you see that diamond ooh man is it kind of like FIFA where like something will pop up and then they walk out I never I never played FIFA but you know you open a pack and there's five cards and they're all flipped and you know there's silver gold and then one's like the shiny diamond card
Starting point is 00:40:37 like with blue neon colors and it just glowing and when you see it just goes crazy and uh do they I'll show you the clip after like like let's like Like, like whenever, in, in, in, in FIFA, there'll be like a card, but then, like, it's a really good card. Mac, can you bring up a clip real quick for my Twitter? Messy will, like, walking to show you guys. Yeah, yeah, let's see it. I've been going crazy with this show. I'm like, I'm like a fucking psycho.
Starting point is 00:41:03 I like, I've been playing. Dude, I'm, I'm jealous. Waking up every day, like being addicted to a game. Is there a sound on here? It's that one right there. Oh, okay, Diamond. You got to put sound on, though, if possible. Pause it?
Starting point is 00:41:16 Okay, here we are. I put the Undertaker theme song on. I blacked out my webcam. I'm just a fucking nut, dude. So that's the diamond. What the fuck? I pulled the same fucking card five times, dude. The same diamond card?
Starting point is 00:41:33 Watch. Hey, pause it right here. Who is that? That's Edwin Diaz. I pulled him six times. I'm going for like Trout or Yuron Alvarez. Do you already have Otani? I'm like, so once you got the fourth card, like, do you get
Starting point is 00:41:52 Mad, can you sell them? Can you trade them? Is it like the hobby? You can't trade them. You can sell them for stubs. And stubs, you buy other players. My team is pretty good. But yeah, so pretty much you can buy packs and you can guarantee to get some diamonds in there. But these are earned packs. So like, through wins and rank play, you earn packs. Yes, Hector. Question, question. What's up? Do you know, like, the majority of the baseball players and who they play for? It definitely helped me learn. Old and new? Yeah. Dude, this game has made me, because I know like old gen baseball, like, our era like Jeter like hour like well my my growing up
Starting point is 00:42:27 where I was watching every single game Cow Ripkin Jr. Now I just don't watch it like I used to but this helps like actually learn all the players now
Starting point is 00:42:33 and it's way easier to learn through this than it would be to go watch so many different games only only reason I'm asking is because I already see your path oh dude I see I'm too
Starting point is 00:42:44 I'm too hype on all this man I have never I have not been waking up and this excited since like GTARP damn it's so fucking And like what's weird is you find a game like this and it's completely like it's not even just the game.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Like now I'm thinking of like collab ideas and like I'm trying to actually create now. I tweeted. I feel like I wasn't like a trance for so long where I was just like going through the motions and I wasn't even creating. I was just doing. All right. I was just doing bullshit. But now I'm high. Follow your instincts.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Don't look at nobody else and what the fuck they're doing. I'm not. I don't just do. It's going well. Follow your instincts, man. I'm happy. Feels like 20. I too.
Starting point is 00:43:19 I too feel like that. when you says like it's nice to wake up and be addicting to a thing right before i went to japan that's how i felt about rank play and i was playing by myself too damn but i was so addicted bro i could not stop until i had my full screen on fucking like winds with like a fucking purple flame and shit yeah i was like i i literally was fucking fiending for this shit yeah and thank god that i went to to to Tokyo where there is uh no chronic there is no call a duty. No call of duty either because I like I tapered off pretty well. I was like uh yeah. But I was really addicted to it. I mean call of duty call of duty on Twitch is crazy right.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Like it's so it's the most oversaturated it's ever been in history. It's crazy. Uh, we had to switch up our shit too. We started something new. We're trying to we're trying to win a rank game straight in five different titles. And if we lose one, we have to go back to the beginning. That's so we've done Fuck, that's dope. Yeah, so it's, and so it's, it's Call of Duty, then Rocket League, then Halo, then Apex, then Valoran. Oh, so you have to win a- You have to win the Apex game. Oh, so if you lose the Apex games, back to Codd, wow. Yeah, so we're on, we're on, like, and if- The Apex games is like the really hard one.
Starting point is 00:44:36 You should do Cod last. No, because of the cheaters. The cheaters, you've got to, you got to get, you got to knock it out quick. Wait, why, why, why? There's cheaters like every three games. Uh-huh. But so also whenever we get to a certain game, if our chat gifts 25, it knocks us back one. If they gift 100, it sends us back to the beginning.
Starting point is 00:44:58 So we got all the way. Yesterday, we won an Apex game, got to Vow. Yeah. Someone gifted 100. We went back. Oh, that's so we're on reset. We're on reset like five right now. No, but that's-proper pricks you.
Starting point is 00:45:09 That's a dope idea, though. Yeah. We have to like figure something out because Cod is just, dude. Codd is crazy Every shift too Every shift is covered They also just don't do a good job Of really making
Starting point is 00:45:21 It's one thing Like the cool thing by MLB I'll go back to it It's like you win a game And you earn shit Ranked it just the same thing Like if you were earning Cool camos and stuff
Starting point is 00:45:32 It'd be so much more enticing for like At least someone like me Who's been doing it my entire life Bless you Bless you Bless you bless you
Starting point is 00:45:47 all right I'm back yeah now I'm uh that shit sounds fun I'm enjoying something new dude I fucking love and that idea sounds sick and then Mark's gonna go get a PS5
Starting point is 00:45:56 and we're gonna start playing some games well just uh take mine Seth has it in his in his uh I'll get one from GameStop and be like guys gotta use PS5 no I just borrow mine take it from Seth
Starting point is 00:46:07 what if they say use aren't you Bose what do you say I don't give a fire sure give me a new one That's good. That's good. How are you? Oh, wait,
Starting point is 00:46:22 do you not want to talk about the last one or can we? Which one? What, the dashy 20v1? Yeah. We can talk about that. I mean, it's simple. Thursday, 8 p.m. Central. Oh, yeah, tonight.
Starting point is 00:46:31 Tonight's coming on Thursday, right, Matt? So tonight. Tonight, 8 p.m. Central. 8 p.m. Central. One dashy and 20 women. It's just, it's just going to be. I'll be tuned in for that. I'll have a meal.
Starting point is 00:46:44 I'll be tuning in to that. I'm going to be watch partying that. It should be fun. Go ahead. I'm kidding. I don't, listen, I was just going to say one of the, like, I wish that I would have streamed my, because I got to diamond by myself in like that. Just by myself.
Starting point is 00:47:01 And then I went to that. But I think that I could have gotten to fucking iridescent or some shit. You think so solo? Eridium. What is it? I don't think so. Iridescent? No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:47:10 But I'm excited for it. man yeah no dude I'm gonna you gotta like you gotta like like like how you're gonna do it like stage by stage and yeah so right so today is like I've been deep into the MLB thing and today today and tomorrow I'm like full on game planning like 100% what I want to do I mean I pretty much know the basis it's not it's not something that's super I guess difficult I'm more so just want to iron it out but it should be it should be a fun time I think I think brandon's gonna have a lot of I think so too. My number one priority is making sure that he's like fun and comfortable because it is for fun.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Like obviously like, you know, it'll be awesome if he meets someone and like that's obviously the goal, right? Like, yeah, hopefully he finds true love here. But, but it's possible. It can happen. It is all for fun and it should be a good time. So I'm looking forward to it. But it's my first time doing something like this.
Starting point is 00:48:02 I'm also like a little bit nervous where it's like this is a different world. I don't know if anyone in Optics ever done something like this. This is the first time like a dating show has ever been done. I think it's pretty dope. This is a different world. So I'm excited for it, but I'm also a little anxious to where, like, I don't really know what to expect. Yeah. So.
Starting point is 00:48:19 I wonder how Bruce, how's Bruce going to deal with the pressure? Bruce, because Bruce is a, he's a good-looking guy. He's a stud. But, like, I think he gets nervous. You don't think he's got a game? I don't think he needs game. You don't think he's got verbal? So I don't think he's ever had to learn game.
Starting point is 00:48:37 He got famous when he was 19. I think it'll be all right I heard Matt was trying to help him out Can we talk about that? Matt? Okay, never mind I don't know what anything about anything
Starting point is 00:48:53 Matt you're responsible for the cut of this Cut or leave it No No Matt was trying to help him spit game at the Miami Club is what I heard Matt was trying to spit game Listen
Starting point is 00:49:08 No no not Matt was trying to spit game Matt was trying to help Bruce Spid game. Yeah, Miami's a cycle. He's like, he's hammered. I have options for sure. Where? In Miami? Most definitely.
Starting point is 00:49:23 The land of nines and tens at Lake Ocobachobie. What was that? Nine pound fish. Nine pound fish. Ten pounders. What was that club we went to? Liv. Evil olive.
Starting point is 00:49:36 That's where Kisan was playing. Yeah. And then, uh, wow. That was a fun. to the lobby of the hotel. I just saw a C. I'm like... I see of what?
Starting point is 00:49:47 Bro, we were in line to get in. Options. We were in line to get in. I feel poking my shoulder to my right. A kid, I grew up with my hometown. I was like, bro, what the fuck is going on? It's like a simulation here. He's like, yo.
Starting point is 00:49:56 It kind of was. I was like, what you mean? Like, I was seeing people like that I just know through the internet. Like, not even like gamers or anything. I was like, yo! They're like, oh, shit was good. Dude, how the fuck can we go to...
Starting point is 00:50:08 Never see you again. How do we go to Italy and Z? Zin knew somebody in Italy. What? The guy who works at Juventus. Oh, the head of marketing for Juventus? Yeah. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Here I go. There's fucking connections. He used to be the head of marketing for Ultra. We're walking to the Juventus facility and Zens dapping somebody up and hugging them. I was like, what the fuck? It's connected, man. That boy's connected. Changing of the guard.
Starting point is 00:50:37 NBA playoffs. It's over, man. Wait, what's over? How did you, let me ask you, how did you feel? Or did you ever, like, consciously think, like, Pippin's gone, Jordan's retiring. Like, when he stopped watching, NBA. Like, Stockton, Stockton's gone, Malone's, like, all these. When Jeter retired, I stopped watching that movie.
Starting point is 00:50:59 I'm saying. Jeter, Arod, Cowrickon Jr. That farewell at Bread Sox, when they were like, and I saw Jeter walking off, and I'm like, Chipper Jones. I'm just like, damn. LeBron didn't make it through to the finals? No, LeBron. No, they just lost first round in Denver.
Starting point is 00:51:14 He's setting this up. No, I'm not. I was literally, it's an honest fucking question. They just lost last night. Guys, it was an honest fucking question. They lost last night by two to Jokic and Jomari. Jokicenari. He hit two game winners, two buzzer beaders.
Starting point is 00:51:28 I mean, LeBron had 30. What else you want him to do? He's 49. He's 49 years old. Make his teammates better. What? He had 30 points, and he is 39. He is 38 or whatever he is.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Listen, all my respects. LeBron is one of the greatest basketball players ever. All of my respects, I would never take that away. Top three for sure. He might as well just. But he ain't two or one. Please. He just needs a team of Curry for his final years.
Starting point is 00:51:57 No, see, Jordan was never like all. Jordan did do that for all six. He just needs a duo. I love Anthony Davis. I do. I swear he's a beast. He's a monster. But, I mean, yeah, even A.
Starting point is 00:52:09 They just need it better. Man, what are you to do? Did you see the cane? That's the new coming right there. Yo, you know who's making me want to watch basketball again? Edwards. Edwards. Edwards.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Yeah, that's my cousin. Anthony fucking Edwards. What? Is he? David Edwards. What? From North Carolina. For real.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Yeah. Yeah. Listen, no offense. No, he's nice. What the fuck was his name? There used to be a, and I was about to tweet this out. I was going to research the guy's name first. Somebody in the comments.
Starting point is 00:52:44 There used to be a guy in the 90s called Baby Jordan. Look it up, Matt. Baby Jordan. He played for the heat, I believe, and they used to call him Baby Jordan. I was never a believer. I mean, obviously, Kobe's the closest to his airness. What about, as a Bulls fan, what about Derek? Harold Minor.
Starting point is 00:52:59 What about Derek Rose whenever he, before he got? No, no, no, no. Derek Rose is one of my favorite points cards, yeah, of all time. I think I think if if our boy Kyrie
Starting point is 00:53:12 was 66 or above I don't see that what makes him great he don't need it I know that's what made
Starting point is 00:53:20 Jordan great he's not how tall is LeBron he's not Lebron's taller than 66 66 or something
Starting point is 00:53:27 anyway same position I don't fucking what 69 69 close to 7 wait is he
Starting point is 00:53:33 really Lebron 69 yeah yeah no he's like again all my respects. I'm not talking a lot of shit, but I do respect him and his game.
Starting point is 00:53:43 That shit pisses me off. Brian. What? Yo, you saw last night at the game. I'm just saying it. LeBron was like pissed at the refs not calling and some. He like, he like, plunged at the girl. Who did?
Starting point is 00:53:53 LeBron. LeBron. He was a girl. Yeah. This girl was talking shit to him. She's like, ah. And then, and then LeBron's like, walk. He's like, you're like, uh.
Starting point is 00:54:04 Dude, one of my favorite clips is the fucking Blake Griffin when he goes and he spills the water on the dudes over talking shit behind him and he goes, oh, you know what works? You know why that works? Because all the people who are focused on him
Starting point is 00:54:16 getting eliminated, then I haven't even going to bring that up. That's going to come up like two months from now. What you mean? Like him jumping out of the girl? Yeah, like that'll come up into media and like,
Starting point is 00:54:24 it's a few months from now. It's so mass by him getting eliminated right now. So what does you do? Right here. Right here is just. Fucking horrible. Cry baby.
Starting point is 00:54:37 He's probably like, oh shit, I bet you as soon as, I bet you as soon as he did that He was like oh fuck Also who is she talking to She's talking to She's talking to
Starting point is 00:54:44 She's talking to What's wrong with this fucking world Like who are you That's what's wrong with this They don't understand They're If I'm Lebron I would have If I'm Lebron I would have
Starting point is 00:54:53 Like this And someone go take her out of the arena That's the crazy part They could do that Oh yeah 100% That shit's crazy Yeah See I can't
Starting point is 00:55:02 I cannot go to sport sporting events Like with people like that I can't either I can't She got scared Like bro You first of all
Starting point is 00:55:09 She does this And because Like, first of all, you're doing that to LeBron. LeBron. In his face. And you're with me at the game. Not just. Time to go on.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Not just a professional. No, no, he started getting hype. He was like talking. Who are you talking to? What are you? You saw her man didn't do shit either? I would have been like, I would have been like, I would have. Could you stop talking?
Starting point is 00:55:31 Jude. What the fuck? Sir. That's not just in athletes. That's a six-foot-nine mega-apex predator fucking athlete. Even if he doesn't know how to fight, he'll still kill you. A hundred percent. A normal person?
Starting point is 00:55:50 Ran up to the court and tried to anything on LeBron, they would jumble. What do you call it? Tried to fight LeBron when he elbowed him in the face. LeBron elbowed him in the face and cut his, Isaiah Stewart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was trying to run up on Bronn. And everybody was like, he was trying to protect the king of shirt.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Not boogie bear. No, no. You know, Matt, please pull that up, bro. Russell Westbrook and Isaiah Stewart. Russ was like, this shit was hilarious. Dude, have you ever seen Bill Burr stand up about the malice in the palace?
Starting point is 00:56:23 No. It is fucking hilarious. Right here is this? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're trying to fight LeBron. Bro, his brawl about to break out. The whole team. And then, like, they break it up,
Starting point is 00:56:36 and then he, like, comes running back, and that's when Russ does it. Brian did cut his face That's his dude I forgot I forgot Russell Westbrook man Watch and he's gonna break free and try to run
Starting point is 00:56:50 Run up on Brown again Look at Russ watch Oh right there was that was Dude That's a fiery motherfucker He is all like Imagine trying to calm him down in this Look
Starting point is 00:57:05 He's still going He's still mad He's trying to attack Lebrano God He's just He wants you like that He got his sleeves out the way All right
Starting point is 00:57:19 Listen we've This is more than enough Ladies and gentlemen We leave you With these sports moments That's hilarious dude Oh shit He bowed the fuck out of
Starting point is 00:57:30 It sound like he met like You know what I'm saying No LeBron No LeBron meant that shit Yeah he did LeBron meant that shit He just didn't mean to hit him And cut him
Starting point is 00:57:38 He meant to hit him but not cut him Yeah Yeah Yeah Westbrook, dude. Then it's like, damn, anyone else? Oh, God, if that was anyone else besides LeBron, he would have probably swung on him.
Starting point is 00:57:48 Yeah. Right then and there. No, he knew who. Yeah, he knew who it was. He was like really thinking about it. Like, damn, I can't even, this is broad. Like, you were out of the NBA, you do that. It would have been better than a bit, but, like, ah, you got, you got, you want to fuck.
Starting point is 00:58:01 That's what he really wanted to do. There's no way. Yeah, it was like fire in his eyes. All right, ladies and gentlemen, that's not doing for this episode of the podcast. We'll see you guys. next week.

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