OpTic Podcast - Dr Disrespect Vs Twitch (MOBILE COD) | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 67
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You know what I was like...
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You didn't even realize you've been playing all day to get there.
And it's last map and you're like, my phone died.
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Welcome to episode number 67.
Yo, I have to be on 69.
I just thought about that.
69.
Two more.
Okay, sorry.
Who's reserved 69?
Who's reserved 69?
Yeah, I'm on that.
But who would you say on optic?
Is it a guarantee.
Seth.
Seth is a for 69.
Seth's a 69 for sure.
Yeah, yeah.
You want to be on 69?
Sure.
So this episode is brought to you by BetterHelp and Green Chef.
You know what rhymes with Green Chef?
Green Hex.
Green Wall.
Green.
Wall.
That was a crazy segue.
That was the dope of shit.
We've ever done, period.
And a story.
You know what?
I think I talked about it on the podcast.
When?
At some point.
At some point in time, I had to have talked about it on the podcast.
Like, hey, I was like going to try to find a drum because what I'd like to do is like
this chant.
Boom, boom, green.
I want somebody to find that clip and then splice them together.
I mean, you've been talking about it since Huntsman.
Yeah.
I've been talking about it long time.
He's been really wanting to do that.
Yeah.
For a long time.
And this is why.
It was just because the let's go optic thing.
It's just like.
It's getting repetitive?
Yeah.
And then for some reason in gears
They would go optic gaming
And every time I heard that
I was like okay
That's way worse
It started getting annoying
When it was like
E United
Let's go face
Yeah it's the same
100th shut up
I'm kidding
Don't shut up
Be loud
Enjoy your team
Be loud
You are in good company
And that shit looks lit on camera
Who doesn't want to be a part of that
It was so sick
Yeah
It felt like a European event
Yo how to feel
How do we've done a podcast
This is the podcast after we won right
No wait well the team did one
We haven't done oh
Yo
How do you feel getting up
They're still feeling that loud
From the green wall the way that you did
Yeah that's sick
Then I walked in
I walked in the venue
And the first thing I hear is just like an H4F
Like chant
Yeah I heard it too
I was like what the fuck
That's what I didn't even know anyone can see me yet
Like I was like just coming out
And you had your mask on
I was like low key
Yeah
key well I was also with hector I was like behind Hector and Hastero yeah not looking for
away right there your hair is also a dead giveaway maybe yeah but it was sick though it was super
sick you you said right like you heard it where were you at when well yeah well Nick is
wearing nicks with them too and he's wearing Versace lime green glasses so I saw him first yeah
and then they and he has green hair so they get up on the like the lifted part yeah and so yeah
so yeah there was like H4F chant and then uh at one point the camera
pants to the Halo team
and Matt does one of these
and the crowd goes nuts
and at that point I was just like
I remember thinking
damn optics is different
like the fact that like that
like that can happen
like you're watching your team
yeah it was like you're like
like Derek Jeter walking
I was a celebrity
like my own like home like stadium
yeah imagine Derek Jeter's on the
like the Lakers
Lakers
yeah exactly that's what it felt like
just walked into Yankee said what's up
and then you see your H-4F
and you're like
Appreciate it like you just take off your hat like that shit just doesn't it just doesn't happen I was at the
The stars game that Wednesday and at one point during the stars game apparently Luca was there and they just put the camera on lucca and the crowd goes nuts and I was like that's exactly exactly what just happened it's just like people were like that is dope like that doesn't happen in east sports that often's crazy but yeah like seeing the whole halo team there and then you know all of our war zone guys and the creators and everything that shit was that was lit
Yeah, we were missing the,
the Botest sisters,
we were missing Minks, we were missing like a bunch.
Why didn't we bring them?
I don't know.
Oh, they had the streamer awards.
Well, I don't think it was on the same weekend, though, was it?
No, no.
That's why they didn't go to the Razor Party.
Yeah.
Yeah, how was that Razor Party?
It was just a party.
It was dope.
I've never been to South by,
so I don't really know anything about South by Southwest.
Have you gone?
I don't know.
I've been before, but I don't know what it is.
So yeah it's like I don't people kept explaining it to me and it never made sense. I don't know what it is still can somebody help?
It's music. Yeah?
One weekend and then movies another weekend. What about gaming? There's gaming some there. It's there. It's there. It's in there somewhere. I played a Halo 4 tournament at South by South by. Did you really? I swear in my life and I got the fucking shit on my. I got shit like we just basically. Yeah, basically. We got up we got it safe to say we got upset.
Yeah
It was really bad
Yeah
So what'd you do after that?
I blacked out on
Whatever that street's called
Fourth Street
Sixth Street
Yeah, four six
Sure
Whatever fours
For those wrong
I don't know
I think it was during
During
X games
Matt and I
Natehette and I were walking
down the 6th Street
And he's fucking
Smash out of his mind
I'm drunk
But not smashed out of my
fuck mine
Yeah
And he's like
He's like
Yo fucking you want some
tacos and I was like yeah
and he's like I'm like do you he's like no but I know
that you like tacos at this fucking taco stand right
and I was like all right cool I go to this
fucking taco stand it's this tiny
little two by two fucking dudes in a fucking phone booth
whipping shit up
whipping up oh my god yeah and then he's like
fucking here you go take your fucking tacos
and then he's like sauceas over here bro I grab one of those sauces
and I'm a Matt's like ugh and I'm like what
I bite into that shit to this day
to this day yeah it was like
what I would compare that to it
I've never had a one night stand,
but I think that was what I would compare to.
A really good one that you remember.
A really good one night's day.
Yeah, like a really good.
You can't even remember the name of the taco truck?
I don't remember.
I don't remember his face.
I don't remember like his accent, his voice.
All I remember is the goods that he gave me.
And my goodness.
I fuck with that.
It's like good.
I fuck with that.
So I ate like five and we moved on.
But so South by Southwest,
we had a party with Razor.
A bunch of industry people there
A bunch of Snipdown was there
Shot out Halo
Yeah I heard
I heard
I heard he was there
I saw him at one point
And I was like
Snip down
And then I didn't
He just moved there
He just moved to Austin I think
Oh did he
Austin is the place to move to
There's a bunch of Apex guys there
Matt's guy's guy
What's his name
Wait you just exposed Matt
Daltush
Daltush Daltush
Daltush
He was like
Who do you digger Matt
Oh
Yeah, he can't expose him.
Sorry, sorry, man.
He's all red now.
Look at him.
Shaking his head.
Yo, uh, Daltuch is his name?
Yeah.
That's a dope-ass name.
It reminds me of a, uh, Kung Fu Panda when he's like,
Galtush, psh, and then the whole fucking...
I haven't seen Kung Fu-Wi.
What?
Yeah, I know.
I'm sorry.
Bro, Confu Pound is fucking ill, son.
You should watch that.
Are you all still on your movie grind?
Movie grind.
What are y'all doing here?
Oh, that was last year, remember we were like,
you all watch movies every day?
Remember you would, you would like put that little, like thing in front, behind my stream?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, every time.
Because, dude, if we didn't have that there, it felt like, like we were on stream naked.
Dude, no, no, stuff was about David's to see.
Like, me and Brandon on with ice cream on the couch.
Like, he's on one couch on my one couch, we both have so many snacks.
I'm like, no.
Like, no one can see this.
At one point during every stream, they would just.
One of those big barriers.
behind me so that they could lay down on the couch and watch a movie.
No, I would have your stream open to them.
Sometimes I'd be like, I want to see how we looks.
It looks so trolling on stream.
Dude, you just see us look at the camp?
We pause, we're like, we just shuffle it.
Dude, there'd be sometimes.
Dude, there'd be sometimes I'd be on that couch and Davis would be having like a really lit-ass stream, right?
And like, he'd be like dancing and shit.
Like, you can hear the music, but I can't.
It's so all I hear you like, I hear your feet.
I hear your shoes and they're just like, just like moving like lightly on the ground.
and I just hear you like, oh, it's so much.
I'm just like, and I'm just like, what the fuck?
And I'm just like on the couch watching, but I hear this to my close right.
And I'm just like, oh, my God.
And I go to your stream here on the sub train.
I'm like, looks lit in here.
And I'm like, in your stream, it's the whole different by the IRA.
I was like, holy shit.
It's a concert when you put on the audio on that show.
It's so funny, dude.
Oh, my God, that is so funny.
So I didn't end up going to South by Southwest because I had my annual fishing trip with my friends from home.
And we stayed at this one place that had mold for sure.
The fuck.
Yeah.
Why?
Because we say that before
and there was no issues.
I mean,
it's a tiny little thing,
tiny little toilets.
I'll tell you one thing.
I'm going to tell you one thing.
Tiny little toilets.
I'm going to tell you one thing.
There's nothing worse
than a tiny toilet.
How often do you run into a tiny toilet?
It's got to be once every like four years.
That's got to be a stat.
Normal size toilets,
bro.
This one knows like a little tiny toilet from the 1800s.
Like how's tiny are we talking?
Like,
I had to lay something on top of something.
Like if you put a
If you picked up a plunger and you flipped it upside down, how much bigger than a plunger is it?
Is it bigger than a plunder?
Let me just say that I had to hold on to stuff so it didn't get wet.
You know what I mean?
Oh my God.
You were to mix.
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus.
That's small.
It's a small toilet.
It's a small toilet.
Anyway, it was two days, two shits.
It wasn't a big deal, but it was.
It did tell, I did tell myself, I'm like, dude, you don't need this shit.
You don't need this shit.
It was like, it's all good.
It was two days, eight shits.
It's so bad.
It was so bad.
The shower sucked.
It was really,
it was a really bad experience.
But, you know,
it humbled me a little bit.
It reminded me of the battle days.
You go back to like the roots,
you know?
Yeah, the roots where I was shitting on buckets,
you know?
Neither here or there.
All right.
So the reason I had to go to South by Southwest
was because of that.
I thought it was like,
it seemed cool.
It's been a very long time since I don't think
Optic has ever,
oh yeah, we have.
But like an actual like industry party,
that's something that we should have done.
Actually,
We should have, why didn't we do it after the event?
We should have.
That's all I gotta say.
Yeah, we should have.
Wait, don't know what?
The optic party after the event.
Did you guys go to that party after the event?
Yeah.
Which one?
Like, with the, the one with the, fucking, where did you get that?
It's cool.
Listen, what was that, was that, was that club euphoria?
Like, where was, like?
I don't know what we're like, you told her dildos.
Yeah, dude.
I don't know.
I, I was outside from those part.
Huh?
I was outside for the most part.
Just smoking.
You're just smoking cigarettes.
Inside it was just too.
hot outside it was too cold it was just like constant battle yeah did I did I went
late though fashion really yeah good good shit I'm like no I appreciate it guys yeah
wait was it was there were they're just industry people no just I don't remember I mean they were
fans they just have to be pros this guy's been talking bro this guy's been talking bro I I
I'm look since he retired from call of duty he's been brutally honest on call of duty players
I mean, come on.
That's typical.
It's like there's no other, I mean, like,
you're trying to help them.
I got love for all the coppers, like, all the carperos,
but like, if you're, like, gonna do some cringe shit,
like, I gotta call it out.
Yeah.
These wardels got to stop.
Yeah.
That's got to be priority number one in the copy.
First and foremost, you're gonna put those world's guys,
because no one's tipping the shit anymore.
Yeah.
The wardos it was cool and, like, no one knew what was that?
Oh, that's kind of cool.
It seems like your god, like, now it's just cring.
I feel like ever since you tweeted that one time.
There's been a couple of people.
I swear to God, I haven't seen a single tweet
I swear to God, there's been a few tweets because the people that are still doing it
are like almost like pushing my face like, no, I don't give a fuck what you say.
Bortle and then it's like, Bortle, check it all green.
I'm just like, I don't give a fuck.
Like what?
No one else does either.
Like, I don't know.
I saw people, I didn't know what it was for the longest time.
Dude, it's cringe.
I just didn't get behind it.
Really crum.
Dash, obviously we had a, we had a podcast in which we discussed you guys winning.
How did it feel like obviously.
MVP chance, right?
Start to finish.
Wait,
why are you?
Bro,
there was this one time,
there was this one time
in the tournament,
I swear to God.
This one time of the tournament,
obviously,
like Ray's been fucking telling
these guys been super hard on.
I'm like,
yo,
like when you were fucking going off,
like what were you hearing?
He's like,
all that was Matt in my head.
Like Matt's voice in my head
say,
don't push,
don't push.
Yeah,
I mean,
yeah,
don't troll.
Yeah,
that's basically it.
I mean,
Matt honestly kept me lock this weekend.
I was like,
remember how I was,
I was saying to you?
I was like, bro, I just kind of make sure I'm fucking just like locked in.
There's a lot of, like, because I'm with Brandon, like, every night we're playing, like,
we're sitting at age you, just chilling, doing whatever.
And then, like, we, so we talk about, like, everything.
Yeah, like, we broke it down from, like, the start of the event before the events.
There's important parts of events you have to, like, get prepared for.
Yeah.
Mentally.
Like, it has nothing to do with gameplay.
Yeah.
But it's very fucking important.
Yeah.
I promise you it's so important.
One of the things, he said, was like, from the, like, the second, just ask people how they're doing.
And according to the answer, you're going to have to.
to react a certain way, like, you'll be like,
all right, he's checked, so I gotta do this.
So, like, literally.
Yeah, like, you walk into that little room, right?
Like, cause you come in, like,
you might come in and come in as a team
whenever you got your food, whatever.
But, like, might be you come in, like,
you haven't seen your boys all day.
So it's the first time you see him.
And you're gonna, like, I'm like,
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
you just seem like you didn't even sleep well.
Are you good?
You know, like, are you chilling?
Like, what's going on?
And like, there's like, no, I'm good, bro.
I'm good to go.
I know they're lying and shit.
because they don't want you to lose full
so they'll just be like, dude, I'm ready, I'm like, holy shit
you're like not, but I'm like, I bet.
But then I go brainstorm as I'm shooting bots,
you know, I'm like, how can I like help this guy?
Because this guy is literally so checked.
Yeah.
So where I was going with that, how did it feel?
The energy of that fucking crowd.
Way to win? Honestly, like, it felt
like fulfilling.
I don't know, like, just after like three years
of just like a pure dry spree,
you have so many just shitty owls.
single chip.
Yeah, to one chip.
It was just singular.
Now it's plural.
Now I think.
Chips.
Chips.
Yeah, they went from chip to chips.
That was a good one to when.
Yeah.
That event was a good one.
Yeah, that was that even.
That even.
Look, let's just say there was a book made again, right?
Everything that happens, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Get optic back.
We win our homestand and a story.
That's so little right now.
You know what I mean?
Again.
That's a cool chapter.
It's like cherry on top shit.
You know what I mean?
That's what I've been saying this whole time.
Cherry on top.
Cherry on top.
Dude, I'm walking around on Sunday before finals,
and Matt goes,
Yo, Davis.
And I was like, yeah, he's like, do you control the music?
Wait, Matt, who?
I was like, yeah?
He was like, play no friends in the industry.
He was trying to get you locked.
And then if I heard that, I'm like, before the finals,
I was like, you could be, like, walking the stage,
your headphones aren't in.
And then you randomly hear, you're like, yo.
Right, I'm like an extra thing.
I'm like, it got played for legitimately two seconds.
Yeah.
Two seconds.
I heard like, I heard the beat start.
Dude, I was like, yo.
I was like, yo, I was like, yo, it's this is it.
And then it got turned off and it was like.
And the CDL podcast started talking.
Turned on.
I was so tight.
But I remember being like, damn.
That's a real one.
Like, you wanted to lock in.
You had a lot of power in that venue because I told you that and you disappeared for like five seconds and the song started playing.
Yeah.
And I was like, what the fuck?
They ran shit that event.
That was crazy.
They literally embodied what an MC was, like the master of the ceremony from the fucking start to finish, which is fucking lit.
It just, I mean,
Fuck, man, all anybody needed was an opportunity to fucking have a reason to get fucking hype at an event finally.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And that to me was like special.
It was just like the atmosphere.
I mean, I don't know if they could see it from the broadcast, but the atmosphere in the actual venue was really cool.
It was unreal.
Because we had like a, we had a lot of, a lot.
We, our goal, even even on Friday where the guys didn't play, it's like we were there every match.
I don't just like always like always trying to get the crowd like involved.
or like participate and do a lot of giveaways
and we were playing whirdle on the screen.
Oh, fuck.
No, no, that shit's actually sick.
It's cool when you do.
I've heard about word about it.
I don't like that there's like the intermissions
that we take on stream, like you know,
has four minutes to come or like three minutes, like the countdown.
Are we talking about here?
So in the, what you're saying?
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, on the street.
The stream now, I know.
It takes four minutes to come.
I don't know what yours are.
Oh.
It's early.
It's early.
But, yeah, like, why didn't they show
the drums on stream?
Because they can't, they showed
it a few times, but you can't
show anything with music.
But there was no music. It was just
too, green, do, too,
yeah, I don't know. Well, right after
we got done, they played a, they
would play your song. Yeah, but you can tell somebody's
yo, uh, oh, that means, that's
that CDO production and the in-house
production is completely separate. Yeah.
well a little coordination there whatever
look I'm just I'm just talking about things that could be done better
next year next year
next year
like early this year
yeah it's just Nick it's just Nick with Versaqi Glasses
no yeah and the
and we can't release the name of the dude
but he's he's appeared on a couple of merch pieces
you'll know by
by Optic Day August 14th this year you'll know what the deal is
but I just think
like situations like that
people are just ready to
turn up. You know, for the past
five years, all Americans
have heard is that Europeans got this shit on lock
when it comes to being a fan. And they do.
They do. Respect. It's because
they don't even care about being...
And they're hammered. And they're hammered.
That's number one. Wasn't there drinks
at the event? No wonder we matched.
Everyone just sloshed. Yeah.
We were talking about that and
that was something that immediately came up
because there were two bars. Yeah. And both bars
sold out of drinks, like, sold
out of like chasers like almost immediately yeah like you all the mixed
chicken shots like yeah so it's like next event they're like let's get like four
bars in there it's gonna be twice as loud it's just have it at the bar yeah the event at
the bar yeah yeah like land station well you know you know it's crazy about um like being
a spectator like at the event because like this is the first time i went to a cot event
well i guess i did it like in 2014 or 2012 whatever but this is the first time i went to a
like recently where like if I'm watching a cod like a finals for example that means at
that point like usually I would have been knocked out right or something because I would have
been playing still yeah but this is the first time like I went and I'm just like I just wanted
them to win like so bad so like when I'm sitting there watching like map one like I realize I'm
getting like hype as fuck whenever I see like random pieces and shit just like the crowd is but like
when you're in that like atmosphere it's like it's so like easy it's so contagious you know it's like
it's like you want to be part of that moment too like as like a as a spectator like you want to like it's
It's like a, I don't know, I don't know the word for it, but it's definitely a moment.
No, when I saw you and Nick and Brad Trippy all up there and y'all were all getting hype,
I was like, oh shit, this is dope.
Because the first, I mean, the last people to get hype are other people that have experienced it already.
Because it's such like a, it's such a norm to them.
Like I'm watching like a car that I like don't even know.
Right.
So like it's like it's just different.
Like, but I just wanted them to win so bad.
Yeah.
It's like, you know what I'm saying?
Especially after the reverse.
too because I was like I don't know
you could just tell they were just a different story than what they're
used to like what we were used to basically
yeah you know it's like I was like nice
like story yeah I will say though like
the as much as we had our win
like the fucking crowd had their win too
because hell yeah think about how many like
how many events how many
tournaments happen where the crowd
is a thing right like they don't
like that the green wall had a fucking moment
there oh for sure I was so yeah
they represented well yeah
You know what I'm saying?
They showed up.
It's definitely the second loudest.
Because 17 champs was loud.
In Orlando?
Dude, it was loud.
I remember it.
It was a lot of people there was.
There was a let's go optic champ.
And I was like, which one was that again?
Where you guys won champs.
That.
Oh, that one.
Oh, yeah.
See, Paige in our little wheelie shit.
And then there's a little bump.
Like every little thing, like, sensor flying forward.
Come on, Matt.
You could have helped.
Matt's just sitting there.
He's just sitting there.
fucking what's his name?
Daltush.
Daltush.
Daltush.
Yeah, that's so shit.
He's watching Daltooch.
Yeah, I remember, I remember 2017 being fucking lit.
But this one, like, it doesn't translate because you, you heard, you heard it obviously
on video and on stream, but you didn't feel your body and long shake from the fucking
roar that shit.
Well, I mean, actually, because Damon was, Damon was there watching on Sunday, too.
And I was, Damon was at the South by party.
and we were just kind of talking it the whole time
and he was like dude at 17
he was like at 2017 champs you could
like feel the stage rumble
yeah I don't know if that was just Damon
being Damon did you guys just yeah we felt
like when you guys were doing the green
and then like like the thing yeah like it was so
like you could actually feel I'm like what the fuck I'm like
he's like he's like oh shit was that right
that's our breakup okay
okay easy goat
where is it easy go
Bruce comes up to me at a Sunday night
I goes
bro you crush that shit
I was like no I you should be saying
saying that to me
I should be saying that shit to you
He had to have been so checked that
So yeah
Yeah
That's all I'm going for
That's what I'm aiming for
You want to hear some really funny story
Dude fucking
Okay like
Okay like okay
Like okay so
Like after map two
After like I guess in the best of nine
How many breaks you guys get
Like three
Yeah so like
I think it's a break after every two maps.
Okay, okay.
So, like, I'm with, like, Nick and, like, Brad and Joey, right?
And, like, Nick was fucking hammered, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And I was like, let's go for a cigarette.
Like, I just wanted to go outside, like, between the break, whatever.
And Nick's, like, he's like, I got to take a fist.
And I was like, you should just, like, camp in the bathroom and wait for, like,
a phase room to come in.
And just, like, when they open the door, like, you just act hell of belligerent, just like, excuse me,
like, just, like, falling over, like, just, like, bump into the same throw off on him or something.
He's just like, what the fuck?
He's just like what the fuck?
He's just like what the fuck and the Nick's just like excuse me
He doesn't even care
I was like dude I would check somebody so bad
He's just like not expect maniac to be in the bathroom
drunk as fuck like before the record it was a joke
We would never do something
Yeah
Unless we were down on too
Yeah yeah yeah
It was one one
There we put it in the back there
That's our race in the hall yeah
Dude it was just I mean it was just day
Think about it from Alex's perspective
Like I go up there
Do the drum thing
There's music like copy like art
playlist music and then you go up there with the flag and people are going nuts.
I mean, that's a cheat code.
It felt like, oh, yeah.
It's called home court advantage for a reason.
That's fine.
It was a home court.
The good thing about optics is of the green walls.
It's everywhere.
Shout out to my Australian people.
We remember, y'all.
For sure.
That was fucking lit, bro.
Yeah, Australians know what the fuck is up to.
Australians have like a dope ass like.
Oh, yeah.
You should have seen this venue.
This venue was sick as fuck.
The stadium?
Yeah.
It was legit, yeah, it would think it was in like a, what was that?
Melvairn, it was a fucking casino.
Yeah, it was like, but like, resort?
Was it just a casino?
Yeah, it was a resort.
Yeah, it was a resort.
Yeah, it was like, dude, it was so sick.
It was like a, we played in like the, like a private room.
Those were such different days, bro.
You guys smoked everyone on Sunday and you were all hung over.
Like, that shit doesn't, that shit does not happen nowadays.
Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
Are you inspired?
Some way.
Yeah, we actually did, though.
That event, yeah.
That was crazy
But the crowd there too, right?
Like some dudes
Like yo,
there's fucking autograph, autograph, autographs.
And then he comes back next day
with a fucking tattoo of all of our signatures.
I remember that?
So he got us
to sign autographs down to his arms
And he got tammats,
immediately
and got tattoos of all of them.
Next day comes back
and boom,
boom,
boom,
it's like the cod team,
Hector and
come on.
I hope I fucking like went hard
on the signature.
You did it.
None of you ever go hard
in the signature.
No, I do sometimes.
If he told me I'm about to get this tatted, I'm like giving him cursive.
Yeah.
Like I'm making it look kind of good.
You're doing dots and fucking slashes and like a little heart and like a like a very end though.
It's like the L, the L turns into a high.
You put the bow tie in the O?
The L is formal.
Yeah.
It's like bow tie heart over the whole signature.
Yeah.
I'm telling you like Toronto.
We haven't been back to fucking Canada since Niagara Falls, UMG, bro.
And the Greenwald turned up there too.
So I know that we will go to.
Like,
Green all is different.
Yeah, to lose to me.
That's what happened at that event.
Did we?
Yeah.
Was it the two milliseconds?
It was the what?
The two MS?
No.
Five MS was your finny.
I rocked you guys there too.
No, but that's why I was like, yo.
Yeah, that was, yeah.
No, but that was more mental strength than anything.
That was me, I, dude, when you walk into, like, a venue and I, like, at Birmingham.
You remember Birmingham?
Yeah.
I walked to the venue and, like, literally, every pro is checked out, bitching.
They're all, like, it's like a, they're all just, like, walking around the setup,
just, like, like, finding someone else to bitch to.
Like I see like Zinn.
Like, Zinn was just like,
dude, this is fucking, like, who can I talk to?
I'm just like, I walked in and the first thing I said,
I was like, I don't think they're that bad, to be honest.
I think these are actually kind of good.
Have you guys fucked with the setting?
Like, I'm like just trying to like, I don't know.
Yeah.
And it's like, I don't mind it.
Mental games.
Psychological warfare formal.
What were just talking about?
Fucking lit-ass crowds and fucking Australia.
You know crowd was insane?
Oh, Niagara Falls.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
ESWC 20.
The one where you play with.
With Ian, right?
Yeah, 2015.
That shit.
That shit was nuts, dude.
Crazy.
There's a shot of Seth doing this.
And it's from the, it's from this side, out into the crowd.
Remember that.
And Matt stands up too.
Dude, and it's just a sea of people.
Love my French brothers.
And then the next, I want to go back to Paris.
So the next year, like, that was because the reason it was so crazy is because
Gataga was still playing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they love him.
They loved him.
What is their nuts of love?
And the next year,
He didn't play, and they still showed up,
because that was the Blackups 3 one.
Yeah.
And they still showed up, like, crazy.
Yeah.
Because that event was insane, too.
Yeah.
That was when the demon was freaking out.
That was the one of the crowd.
Damien yelled at the crowd.
He said, set the fuck back.
He's like, who the fuck are these guys?
Skin him the fuck up.
Oh, here we come.
And the Pomage, what's Pomage doing?
Fucking vibes coach.
Nothing.
Dude, Pomage was like, can I coach you guys with the finals?
I was like, I don't give a fuck.
He was like, bad, bad.
Bro, and shit like that.
Dude, I was.
That was the one time I was jealous
He got to coach
That's all I ever wanted to do
You should ask
I mean I had this film
The thing is the thing yeah
I mean fucking first person shit
Imagine you drop the 5D on fucking Seth
I'm just filming and coaching
Yeah, that'd be sick
But that was coaching
But that was the last event
That coaches were allowed to talk during the game
And we're up behind
You could never get that opportunity
I can never get that door closed
The door is closed
Yeah.
There's no key.
Now coaches nowadays are just all boring and old.
You know it's crazy?
The next process, and I don't know how he's going to edit it or what,
but like fucking general called every single fucking game the way it was going to happen.
Really?
He said, he's like, hey.
Jordan was on a shit.
Bro, he's like, he's like, yo, we might go down too,
but I think that we fucking reverse sweep win in the end.
Exactly what he said.
Wait.
He called him.
Yeah, he did.
He's kind of difficult.
100%.
He wasn't talking to the players.
He was just us.
I was like, yo, man, don't fucking put that shit out in the air.
And what he said?
He's like, he's like, we might be going down 02, but we're going to win in the end with the reverse reverse.
I mean, that's not that typical thing.
I don't think is that.
Because, because, I mean, you're in the optic room.
What are you going to say?
It's probably three.
It's probably three.
Is that three.
He's not.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I'm going to reverse three fives from the series.
Yeah.
But it could have gone.
It was before.
One one.
Yeah.
It was before the map.
Before anything.
I thought it called it before the series.
No, yeah.
We were the dog out when he called it.
Oh, okay, okay, that's simple.
And he did it again the following day.
I had it on my vlog.
I just noticed that he did it again.
Or did he poison you guys for like maps one and two,
just to guarantee that his prediction is right.
He went like this, who like this?
Just like, well, with a curse on eyes.
He's like, he's like pulling like, what's his thing?
We're like, I'm pretty sure his team's on a five Pete.
Yeah, his team's frying.
He's on a five feet.
Yeah, I think they're actually tucking.
And whatever we're trying, actually pretty good.
I think they're frying.
Do they scream you guys?
Yeah, like every, I would say like once every week.
Yeah.
He played him a decent amount of time.
She's maybe twice a week.
He told me that.
I was like, well, no.
I mean, nobody else in Challenger's getting that level of practice.
No.
Yeah, there's smoking people.
Yeah.
No, he's the, the,
there's, the thing is,
is like the Activision has to figure out
the Challenger scenes before we even do anything there.
Right?
Like, that team is ready for Jordan
to take over whenever he wants it,
but we can't just do it unless Activition's souls for that.
Did, uh, did you guys scrim before finals?
Yeah, but it was like a
I don't really call it like
We just played like two maps
It was like a 44 I don't even remember
I guess who to be honest
But we just like
Because we just had like a four hour away or whatever
Right
And I figured
No other teams are gonna scream you guys
Because they're all knocked out
Yeah and no one's there
Everyone just did
They played an M team
Yeah I don't remember
He's leaving on an important part
They played an M team online
That's what he meant to say
Right
It's not that you don't
Didn't remember
I remember
I remember
I remember to be honest
As we were back to I was like
Damn we should have like
brought Jordan's whole team out like as I've as if I would have known we were gone
out all the finals we should have brought Jordan's whole team out and have the land the guys
I was just like but I was in that that mindset that was a much needed scrim though because I
remember playing it like after a two hour like wait I was like yo I oh holy shit I need to lock back
in because they felt like after waiting like whenever you win winners finals it feels like yeah
when I first saw you when I showed up when I first pulled up I was like I'm kind of checked
you were kind of checked yeah I didn't want to say anything but I was like wait let me lock
back in.
Yeah.
I could tell you,
I could tell you
have literally,
like, been standing around
for, like,
at least two hours.
Yeah,
it was just a good two hours
and I was like,
wait,
I have to eat again.
I was like,
I had breakfast
and two cliff bars,
like, wait,
I stopped to eat
because it's been four hours.
Yeah.
I was like,
that's got to be fucking,
like,
tough to keep track of,
like,
the intake of water
and nutrition bars,
bananas.
So David said,
so at the South By party,
there's like a,
there's a huge,
like,
uh,
highlight reel of all of optic
moments and so the blackups three
woman's in there too and and Damon's
just like like kind of tipsy
and it's just like man
we got hoed that event
which one black ops three champs
he was like we literally
yeah he was like we waited nine
hours to play one game oh that's what he was talking about
that's what he was talking about yeah yeah
wait that'll do some nine hours
that's right there
but what was he talking about
I can't remember I can't remember
it's just the way things go man we have to open and close
That's just the optic curse.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the optic curse.
Every Friday, we have to open.
It's a Sunday.
Loser semis is second match.
We're first match, winners finals.
You know what I mean?
It should be loser semis,
winners finals, losers finals,
losers finals,
doesn't that make the most perfect sense?
Winners semis?
It should be loser semis,
winners finals, losers finals,
grand finals.
What do they do?
They did, winners finals,
losers semis, losers finals,
grand finals.
Yeah, that's super true.
Faye's got to play like two full series before.
It's like literally like,
they're coming in,
their guns like steaming.
They're red hot.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm coming in like,
brick.
I'm like,
can you get out of a hand warmer?
I'm not locked.
Watch out.
I'm like,
I'm gonna need another one.
Yeah.
Appreciate it.
Oh, bro.
I think everyone in the venue,
like,
not to say anything,
but I think everyone in the venue is like,
all right,
phase might take map one.
Yeah.
Because they had been playing for three hours.
I don't even,
I can't believe you.
I smoked them like that.
To be fair,
and I said this on the vlog,
like inside,
it's a double-edged sword,
right?
Sometimes people are going to be super warm
or they're going to be super exhausted
from just going through these gruelers, right?
Like, they're beating team after team
with the potential of losing out on the tournament
so that pressure's added on to it.
And then again,
and then you have to face the people
that just beat you before in finals.
I mean, that map one was so fucking important.
Because like, the last time they played against them,
it was like a reverse sweep, right?
So then like they're thinking,
like maybe we tried a bad night.
Whatever, it was late night,
whatever could have happened.
And then it's like, no, it's like,
no, you're not getting out of that simulation yet.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, no, like it wasn't a fluid.
Luke type shit, so.
Game one was so important, dude.
Because if Faze wins that game one,
it's a whole different series, dude, like, obviously.
It's like, even the three piece off the rip
that like, I think Sim was about to get,
but Shotsie killed him.
Oh yeah, it was shots he's three piece.
And I was like, that's fucking big.
Because it was like, it was the difference of like them,
you know what I'm saying?
It's a whole different like ripple effect.
Yeah, it goes down to a completely different path.
A whole different journey.
I just foresee this, the rest of the season
being just as tough as anything else.
Oh, it's gonna be a battle between us.
100% I mean not saying like LA Thieves wasn't a battle because that was a battle yesterday but or two days ago but that I think the phase optic match is gonna be like a
Yeah, there there were there were times wasn't that much about
It wasn't that much of battle it wasn't that it was a game five round 11 but like overall in the series wasn't much that like he's not gonna say it
But like I'll say it it was not that much of a battle
Yeah look at the maps one and three that's not a battle
Yeah, that's like like I don't know
They like they six o them back but still I don't know
They also trolled so
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Let's, so Tom Brady, right?
We were talking about it off of stream or off this thing.
Questioning why he's returning.
The thing is, as you know, right?
Like, you retired from call duty, but then immediately like something's like...
Yeah, I pulled a Brady, lookie.
Like, I'm not a Brady, but, you know.
But it's like if Brady went to go play fucking soccer.
Yeah.
I just want to see who cared, to be honest.
Yeah.
I was like, let me hear it.
Let me hear it.
Since you guys want to hold back the whole time, let's hear it.
And I'm like, favorite the tweet.
Screenshot the tweet.
I'm like, you can.
take it back.
Yeah.
From pros and shit?
Yeah, from pros, yeah.
It was like best player I've ever played against.
I'm like screenshot.
I'll be back from two months.
He's like,
I'll be back after I win championships in Halo.
All right.
So when I first heard about Tom Brady coming back,
I was here in the studio and I had just seen the photo of Tom and Ronaldo.
Rinaldo.
Yeah.
And then Roger's like, yo, just see Tom Brady is coming back?
And I was like, I was like coming back.
He's like, yeah, he's fucking signing up for another thing.
I'm like, God damn it, man.
Ronaldo, like, the only other people that would have had that sort of impact on somebody like Brady would have been.
LeBron.
His wife.
He's wife.
Fucking Kobe, rest in peace.
Ronaldo, messy.
You know what I mean?
Like, something happened.
And Ronaldo may have been like, obviously, like, massive competitive dude, right?
He was probably like, so what's up?
Like, something hurts or like, what's wrong with your body?
He's like, nothing.
Get the fuck back out there.
And then Brady's like, like, I don't know, like, one.
I really want to know, like, why.
That day that they met up, too.
I mean, this is all, like, media shit.
But that day they met up, he, he scores, he scores a hat trick.
That, that game.
Yeah.
And what, he's 30, I mean, Ronaldo's like 36, something like that.
Yeah.
And still cooking.
Scoring a hat trick at the highest level for Manchester United.
It's such a, like, dude, that duo right there.
And he's a really alpha circle.
It's like, holy shit.
You guys run show it.
Yeah, it's such an alpha circle.
that two people made that circle
Usually you need at least five
No one's getting in
Like not even their kid
Yeah look
You know all those kids
He can't even get in this circle
Yeah he said get the fuck away from me
He said do your fucking homework
It's like what's up Tom
Like he's doing this stuff
Not now, not now
Just shoved him
She was in that tweet that said
Tom already met his wife
For the first time
It was like fuck bad
I'm going back
Yeah
That's so fucked up
Bro I'm telling you
Something happened right here
Where Ronaldo is like yo
it hurts you know like was surgery or something he was like no get the fuck back out there man
he's like it's like only a fucking god of war can tell another god of war like what like how does
this work with like i don't know i feel like it's i don't know if it's just that though because like if
he's going to announce he's going to go back to the bucks right that means that this has to be like
plant this can't be like the bucks can't be like yeah we got to like replace our new quarterback
that we thought we were going to have to like pick up right so like that has to be like a time
thing you know what i'm saying i feel like tom brady like knew he was going to come back like for a
couple weeks and like notified the bucks and said like I'm gonna tell that everyone I'm
playing for you guys still like by the way no I don't know you look at me like that's faded is
not is that not is that not you're like like an announcement is like made that decision that
day okay as a team owner yeah that's what I'm saying all right I'm about to tell you okay
when Seth said yo envy's not for me I got to come back like I said all right cool
the fuck out of here so sets back in the fucking service piece dude okay I'm talking about like
whenever we merged and like you guys need like the roster right
Yeah.
Like, but that was under wraps for like how long.
You don't know, that's what I'm saying.
No, come on.
It was one week.
You guys didn't, wait, not.
So I was having these conversations for like maybe a month with the, because I had several
groups that I was looking at.
Then it got shrunken to like what's the best option for Optic and it was this thing.
Wait, you're missing my point.
But I'm saying like, just team decisions in general.
Like, you're not going to like announce something on that day that you decided that day.
Like I'm going to announce this like I decided today.
I knew he was going to retire the first time like weeks before, but I don't think
think he knew he was going to come back or at least tell the team if bruce if bruce retires tomorrow
and it's like i'm done and we have to find a replacement for him and then three weeks from now
he's like actually i'm coming back but you picked up a fourth though that fourth is gone
is he though good bench yeah yeah it's like he's that i think i think i think that's how it is
i don't but i mean i don't know how the NFL works we're not talking like it's hundreds of
millions it's the same thing like there's trades done mid-season right like people get replaced
From an announcement standpoint
Dude, if Tom Brady calls the coaches
Like, yo, I want to play another fucking season
They're gonna be like, yeah, yeah, we want another championship, yeah, done
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not for every player, it's for a player of his caliber.
I'm not trying to say that Tom Brady told the bucks
Like two weeks before this even got announced
And then like they're like, you know, all announced it like two weeks from now
That could have happened to it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's possible, but I think it's also possible.
My question is, do you think it was Ronaldo strictly,
only Renando that made him inside like to play this?
Because that's what I thought you guys were trying to say.
He had an itch. He also said something like he texted LeBron or something.
But I don't know. It's just like that's all me. It's a group chat. Yeah, it's a goat emoji. It's a goat emoji. And it's just like Jordan left the conversation when they added him. He's like, I'm good. He's like, do you think there's one of those like three or four that's trying to like alpha each other from like like.
No. He talks in all. I don't think so. I don't think so. Maybe Ronaldo and Messos.
That's what I was about to say. Unless unless it's in the same sport. Yeah.
Yeah
Aside from that it's like
There's nothing but like
Yeah we are now
We are the goats for like
Our respect
It's good
No you can commend
Yeah yeah
I'm sure there's competition
Like hell of competition
Between Messi and Renato
I mean yeah
They're like
It's like it would
Have you seen the Ronaldo
documentary
No
On Netflix?
It's like oh it's old
It's so it's called
Ronaldo
It's fucking lit
Maybe I have seen it
It's like it's like
When they go to the
To the Ballondeo
Yeah
And everybody's
dressed up. Ronaldo obviously has this kid with him
little Chris and they walk
in and fucking Ronald's son
looks at Messi he's like, looks
stairs at him and then Ronald's like
you know Messi's like waving
at him he's like go say hi he's like hey
does it bother you when your son he's like no
my son's fan of great players
you know what I mean but imagine like
being like that's my dad's
fucking like competitor right
nemesis
literally two people are going to win that that
award and see got to be my dad or
the fucking goat right there.
It's just so weird.
I mean,
the soccer thing is crazy because
it's the two best players ever.
Ever at the same time.
And they're competing at the same time.
Against each other.
It's as if,
it's as if like,
I mean,
like Jordan LeBron if they're at the same age.
It would be,
listen, Jordan, LeBron and Kobe
were all the same age
and competed at the same time.
Yeah.
It's literally,
I mean,
and that is nuts to think about,
oh my God.
And the fact that's what's happening right now
with Redondo.
The fact that it was like
Real Madrid and Barcelona.
Like desert, that's like the, I think that that was going to be inevitable, right?
Like two of the largest, if not the largest clubs, are going to have the best players and they're going to be.
But Rinaldo went there.
I mean, Messi got drafted there when he was like, I think, remember I told you like 13 or some shit?
Oh, yeah.
They were like, yo, we need this kid.
Dude, imagine 13 years old.
The people knocking your door.
They're like, yeah, we want to protect her or whatever.
We're going to give you full ride right now.
Messies literally in seventh grade.
Like, sure, I got it.
Whatever.
I think I'm good.
After homework, I can ask me a fan.
I don't know like what the fuck that's crazy that's insane growing up as that dude's son like how do you think that like you got to be like the you got to be perfect dad at every single turn and moment because you don't want to over pressure and you also don't want to not pressure enough yeah you don't want to yeah you don't mean like you're like you're like you have my jeans not only do you have my jeans but you're younger so you got to be better because I'm going to teach you all this stuff but you also don't want to be like damn dad fucking chill with the pressure you want to like encourage yeah but not like he's like
Just because you're an anomaly doesn't mean that I'm an anomaly.
But imagine if that is, like, Ronaldo was only here to give birth to Luke Skywalker.
What do you think, like, Messi's dad's thinking, like, holy shit.
Look what I could.
You know what I'm saying?
He's watching his son like, yeah, you guys see number 10.
You guys see him?
Like, yeah, number 10, you guys see him?
I came from down here.
Like, I got a brother too.
Like, he's like, he's like a brother and shit.
He's final in like another sport, but it's only in Argentina.
He's just running shit there.
What the fuck he said?
I don't know what that's, you know.
No more fabulous.
I got lost name.
I got lost.
My NED was just somewhere else.
The energy was doing the story that he was doing.
All right.
Stream awards.
Stream awards happened.
Peaked at almost 400,000 concurrence.
The Bote's sisters win best chess streamers at the streamer.
Shout out to them.
Alexandria and Andrea.
It's like the easiest names to remember.
They both start with A.
So shout out to them.
Code Meek also wins best V-tuber.
Super funny.
She was your cooking buddy.
She called me Mitch the whole time
Yeah well F both of you for trying to kill me
These you don't they fucking put in a pile
They're making burritos
There's a burrito making contest for me
A thumbnail you look disgusted
Let's uh
Oh dude let's let's let's I did
Pork and fucking garlic cloves
All I did was follow directions
You fucker
Wait for what I did was follow directions
But I'm not talking about like two
Two
Oh she was pouring garlic on it
Broh
Like it was like a garlic
It was coming out like garlic
Garlic burrito
It was like it was like it was like it was like a garlic
There had to have been at least like 30 garlic cloves in there.
Are you fucking serious?
Disgusting.
In a burrito?
Yeah.
Well, I didn't fucking eat it.
Was it a trolley burrito?
Yeah, it was.
And it gave me COVID.
That's how bad it was.
Well, I don't know.
I believe it.
Okay.
Well, no, that's when I gave you COVID.
Yeah.
What's a V-tuber?
Virtual.
Wait, do you know anything about Miko?
She wears like a full body, like, suit.
So her avatar is, like, moving around with her.
So it's not like a V-tuber, like a little anime character?
Matt's about to show you right there
Wait, that's...
That's not her.
No, that's not her.
So those are V-tubers.
Matt, what'd you type for that?
But she wears, she wears like a...
It's actually like insane.
It's like metaverse shit.
Bro.
He's got sandals on with no socks.
That's how you know he knows you run shit.
Living life.
He's like, I don't give a fuck.
My fucking feel.
It's like, what's up, Tom?
Well, I thought...
That's a needle combo.
The, uh, the avatar on the...
left is like Miko that's like whenever she thinks whenever she
when she does it moves that's what happens yeah she looks like a final fantasy
character yeah it's actually really really dope she's actually fucking
hilarious you know she like codes it all in every she's a genius she codes it
like she created that character it's not like she went out like got someone yeah
like she she runs all that shit what the fuck it's like actually insane how
smart she she also very she also I was gonna say drinks out of bidet she also is yeah
she's also a nutcase she's fucking
out there but she also was she there was this one stream where she was drinking water of a
bidet it's a joke she's like it's water by and then she made me a burrito okay that that you want
to talk trolley that's trolley oh my god you hated that brine I could tell oh bro I hate it and
the only one that was decent was the fucking Blake and and the Botest sisters yeah but it was
because it was chorizo and chorizo was like just delicious period and the store you
ever want me to make you a choris burrito bro fucking change what is that like uh mexican sausage
bro i'll fucking change i'll change i love food so you could have said anything i would change
i would change your i would change your fucking life bet you don't what i mean um broke
no go ahead you you cute dude let's talk about this model warfare three tournament yeah
fucking 400 000 400 000 people wait what it was the number one modern warfare three was the number
one game on Twitch.
Grazie
Salaofe.
I did see a picture of that,
but what was that for?
It was a Spanish only tournament.
It was like the top,
the top content creators in Spain
all played on
MonoWiffer 3
and just did a throwback tournament,
yeah.
That's dope.
And the numbers were insane.
What the fuck?
The numbers were insane.
It took over just chatting.
We need a CDL team
in fucking Spain.
Like bars are some shit.
Let's get one going there.
Oh, dude.
I saw the numbers and I was like,
what?
Get the heretics boys
there just running shit.
I was going through.
I was going through all of them
And I was like
The only one I recognized was
Rubius
He was that's the only one I recognize
Well first of all
It's hard to not recognize El Rubius
Right
That he's like fucking
Pute Pie
Pewtie Pute Pie ninja of Spain
Of Spain
Right
All of Spain
And I
And I'm like
He's like
He's like KSI
Of
Yeah
Yeah
But you know what I mean
But I
But there were so many
With equal numbers
I've never even hurt
Was my brother
Willie Rex plan?
I don't know.
I can't remember their names now.
I was watching his documentary.
She was fucking lit.
I was mentioning it, so I was like, yes,
even more lit now.
You love that shit.
I love that shit.
I just love touching people's lives
since, like, no matter how little.
At one point, he was supposed to come live with me.
At my house,
where Jude and I lived during the 60,
during all of it.
Yeah, Chicago.
Because he wanted to move out here,
but he decided on LA.
Cod Mobile 2 million dollar world championship what where he's like the third one done for the bottom
What wait a mod mobile cod mobile two million dollar world championships in 2022
Yeah you know what I was wonder let's sign a team for three months
I fucking started screaming right? Yeah, you know what it's like your phone died like you know
You're in finals you didn't even realize you've been playing all day to get there and it's last map
And you're like my phone died you start tweaking you're like you look at the ref like you
You're defusing the bomb and your guy just like drops the vong.
You're phone guys.
It's like three.
It's a three.
It's a three.
So you're just trying to charge your phone.
You just see it.
It's still dead.
You're like, guys, guys still.
One second.
I'm going to tell you something.
Every single fucking time that I see a,
so go down Matt,
that I see fucking graffiti on anything.
I just fucking think to myself.
You know what?
You're a hater.
Keep doing that.
It's just so trash.
I mean,
is that supposed to be good graffiti?
I mean,
that's garbage.
Look at that M.
Cham.
Look at that.
It's a heart.
It's a heart.
No,
it's a heart.
That's not.
That's an M.
That is done.
Wait,
so how is this,
how is this,
Matt?
Yeah.
Is it all,
is it one tournament for two million dollars?
Oh,
so five stages for two million dollars.
Like,
can I play this like from bed?
I'll tell you what,
whoever wins,
whoever wins can,
we'll pick up that team.
It says,
oh,
soul play team play.
That's crazy.
Yeah, listen,
if you win that,
let's talk.
You know what I mean?
Have you ever heard the comms of Codmobile?
Wait, no, I did see that one video.
It's so trolling.
It's like, it's, there's no way, there's no shot.
They're actually listening to each other.
They're just saying shit.
It is six people yelling.
It's just mad.
It's screaming.
And I heard it.
You can't even receive or hear yourself.
I kind of like, oh, I want it.
I want it.
I want it.
I want it.
Look at these, dude, these comms are so trolle.
Yeah, plan, plan, plan.
I got it.
Remind me.
Please just sound this time.
Yeah.
Play what's up?
God, it's chaos.
Dude, like, if I'm playing, I'm so checked.
I'm like, what are you guys saying?
And like, I'm in mind I'm thinking like, bro, take a breath.
You gotta be fucking, like getting ready to pass out right now.
One of them is just saying shit.
One of them is actually just making noise.
Dude, look at that.
I swear to God, one of them, I can hear him.
One of them just literally making noises.
He's not saying.
He's just kidding.
Bum-mo-mo-oh.
He's just...
I'm bumping Zedom, I'm pushing back out.
I'm having her help.
What the fuck?
There's one of those six that say something completely irrelevant.
The whole time is he just like on his bed is like,
he's your shit on.
No, they have fucking, they have fucking stages.
Dude, picture him in his room.
Oh wait, they, it's like on land?
Oh yeah.
Let's eat more cracks.
So they're like with each.
I don't know if it's on land,
because how can you do land?
It's definitely, it's definitely online.
You can you?
We could have.
We got a two between line right here.
With how do we connect?
With God mobile?
Um, I don't know.
I'm sure they do.
I don't know.
I just look at that.
Oh shit, look at scumper.
Just picture me on the love side?
Just fucking screaming cobs like,
that's not how it's fucking play.
No, we flake the back and it's just me like, fuck.
And then you're like, dude, is even pissed right now?
Like, I don't get it.
And you just see that like snacks and shit to you?
Like, I'm not even.
I'm like, oh, you get the bag, just go with the cheetahs.
I'm like, dude, it's C, bro, fuck.
Wait, I thought, dude, I swear Dill played something last year,
Envoy, like, played in a mobile tournament,
and I swear he was telling me you could play on, like,
iPads, which is basically like a small,
with a controller, too, like, with a controller.
So, like, is it even mobile at that point?
It's just, like, a small screen.
It's just a small screen.
Are they all doing that?
Yeah, that's what, uh, I heard Hypoch,
I think Hypoch was talking about it at,
in PubG, so PubG,
mobile is like the biggest competitive
PubG scene now and they all at home
play on on controllers
and then when they get to the
land you have to play on the
on the screen. That's so faded though
so everyone sucks
during like the actual I mean it might not be like this anymore
everyone's just horrible
everyone qualifies online
stars
everyone scrim stars
it's just horrible
like or everyone's like
qualifies online and they get to
The actual land.
Dude, I could just picture those lands
instead of just walking in
and it's just like recliner chairs.
There's a charger on the side.
We can beat that, that horse.
Let's not, yeah, let's move on.
Casey Nyes said is another documentary
on David Dolbrick.
Oh, it premiered already at South by Southwest.
Did you watch it?
No, no, no.
It premiered like the day after we left
and I want to get out.
Dude, they're so.
Dude, I just,
what do you think about the fucking love tag?
It was hilarious.
He was like, I hit the back.
He's just like, it's even best?
Like, I don't even know.
That's fucking hilarious.
Yeah, so, I mean, I haven't watched it.
It happened during the, uh, the Dolbrae controversy.
So I do want to see the behind the scenes of that.
I want to say that too.
Yeah.
All right.
So check this out, right?
To respect and Twitch come to an agreement.
It says, and you saw the tweet.
Like, click that.
Right.
Dude, yo, this has been a mystery for at least two and a half years.
Still mystery, I think.
It's still a mystery.
It's just like they did he just.
says this resolved, or not resolved, but they can't,
they just said like, all right, are we?
Are we?
Bygones.
Yeah.
So it says, I have resolved my legal dispute with Twitch,
no party admits to any wrongdoing.
Yeah, so it's not like they came to a conclusion.
It was just like, all right, you go your way, I'll go my way.
Yeah.
Right.
I mean, at least it came to an end, which means that now he can play with people from Twitch.
Is that what that means?
Maybe.
Because I haven't played with Doc, I used to play with Doc, like, pretty often, to be
honest.
Like, I mean, I consider him a good friend.
And then like, dude, it was just like so weird.
I just have to like ignore him, not ignore him, but like,
like ignore things about him in my chat.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, what the fuck?
This is so weird.
Yeah.
Because we still talk, but it was just like.
He, I mean, I don't know if he can still, because he's technically still banned,
but they're just not, they're just settled disputes legally.
But so I don't know if he can still, I don't know if he can play with people,
but what I hope can happen because I fucking love Doc is I hope now that, because I don't
know if he's signed to YouTube.
Was he signed?
I don't know if he was signed to YouTube or not, but I hope, they just allowed him to
stream there.
I hope he can now get signed somewhere else.
Because I think people were too scared to sign them
because they were like, why the fuck did you get banned?
And now, you know, now that I guess they've settled their differences or whatever,
I hope that he can actually finally get signed
and get some of those sponsors back
because the sponsors were like hesitant with him and shit like that.
I hope that happens for him.
And I hope he can play with people on Twitch,
but I don't know if he is technically allowed to.
Just let the man play a goddamn.
I've told him many times we will play with him.
If it trickles down
We're like no one else will play with them on like no one take that risk
We'll play with them I I just get banned fuck it I always say I'm like let's not play
We can't have two egomaniacs fucking talking about themselves the entire fucking time
One of them is an actual character
All right
Let's let's let's let's move on to the other one
Um
Does Amirath
This is this is what I want to know
Amarath lost possession of two million dollars due to a banking typo
What does that even mean?
Matt click on that.
You didn't have a run a seat with these bullet points.
Fucking scroll down a little bit maybe so we can see what's next.
She lost $2 million because of a banking typo.
She did it.
Someone else was just like, what the fuck?
Well, dude, if you receive a $200,000, you know, deposit, you see, I'm like, oh, that's the $2 million.
You know what I mean?
Wow.
So someone else got that $2 million?
No, I just, they never get credit.
Basically
Somewhere out there
There's a person
Who got a crazy
Deposit notification
Someone else got it
Yeah
It's been taken away
And got taken away though
Yeah well yeah
But if you were to get it
Too many
You know what
Good luck
Okay if I see in there like that
That cash is out
Yeah you're your deposit
Yo you're that's with drawing it's gone
At least it's already on black
This is
This is what's happening
Okay
As soon as I see some shit like that
I have my fucking
My mask on
Obviously COVID's
if I have my hat on, I go to the bank
and get the cash, he's a yeah, I want cash,
boom, take that out. And at the same time,
as soon as I get in my car, I'm like, yo, hey,
call my bank, I lost my wallet and
like all my information's in there, so I just want
to close my account and make sure nothing happens.
So, wait. Somebody just withdrew one million dollars.
What?
If you get caught, yeah.
No, you don't go to withdraw the whole two million.
You withdraw like 500K.
500K, I feel like you can get away with it.
Oh, man, I had my
pass code on the back of my car.
And they're like, wait, isn't that you?
It must have been a type.
That would be crazy if somebody fucked up that bad.
That happened to me once.
When I was working in the mortgage in the streets,
I checked my ballot, I called in to check the deposit.
It was like 20,345 has been added.
And I'm like, I'm like, pop.
Listen to this shit.
I'm like, should I go take that shit out?
He's like, no.
And I was like, you're right, you're right.
Is that like, wait, is that like illegal to do?
Say you're the person that gets accidentally, like,
donated, but say she doesn't notice.
but say she's not noticed for a year.
Okay, just say she's say she was a billionaire and didn't give a fuck.
Yeah.
And like just sent that off and assumed it was in hers.
Yeah.
I guarantee you that's happened.
It happens a bunch of times.
I guarantee you that's happened.
Somebody random's life has changed forever.
Can they get in trouble if like they get accidentally donated and they withdraw all the money?
I don't know.
Is that like no idea?
I don't know.
I would assume so.
I don't know.
Because that's an untaxed $2 million.
That's true.
Just hit your account.
Yeah.
That is, yeah, I was sure.
That's dopamine.
100% you get caught.
Like everything, everything's trackable, especially now.
God, dude.
And that's how different it was back when people were bandits.
Yeah.
He just ride away on horse after they robbed the mess.
You went that far back.
And no one's, no one's even chasing them.
They already took care of the marshal, the one marshal of the town.
He's supposed to be the guy guarding all the facade.
He's a beta, but he's like, no, I'll be the marshal.
He's like, it's either your life or these $50 there, partner.
Yeah.
Dude, I feel like people were killing for nothing back then.
You gave someone a raps.
Just for reps.
Just for sure.
You could walk into a saloon and challenge someone to a one-v-one duel.
Yeah.
For any reason.
Just to be like the other guy was always keen.
You can't say no.
You can't say no.
You know what I think about it's like, where, how, like, how the fuck did they make ice?
Ice.
Ice?
Yeah, ice to keep the beer cold.
They just go north.
I think they're drinking one beer.
No, but it's hot.
It's hot beer.
So obviously you're gonna be unhappy.
I'm excited.
Listen, I'll tell you what,
I am a massive, massive, massive Western fan,
so, like, that era to me is like
mega intriguing and love it.
Showed you guys.
Oh, that shit.
Oh, that shit.
Remember old Henry the kid?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, that shit was fine.
That one scene looks so raw.
Yeah.
Well, that shit was, he's like,
you don't know what,
you don't know the trouble
you're fiction to get into.
He was like, he was like,
I don't want to do this,
do even I have to.
He was like, you long winded some bitch.
And then he's like,
who pa, dead.
Dude, he's, he was sniping.
And then he was 1 v 10 just pulled up.
Oh, dude.
He said, fuck it. He had flank strats and shot.
If you guys haven't watched the movie, Paul Henry, don't read it.
Don't read anything into it.
It is a fucking incredible ending.
I recommend it to Hodge.
Hodge also likes Westerns.
Hey, well, time out.
Time out. Time out. Time the fuck out.
Speaking of Hutch.
Speaking of Hutch, have you watched Batman, Batman?
No.
And I saw that he's seen it five times.
Four times.
Have you saw it?
I saw it.
Okay.
Is he right?
or is he wrong?
Okay, I'm not a Batman guy.
Okay, no spoilers, don't worry.
If you're a Batman guy, I'm a Batman guy.
How Batman guy is he, though?
Five times.
What the fuck?
He is a Robert Pattinson guy more than a fucking Batman guy.
No, Matt, it's three hours long.
Dude, why is he watching them five times?
Three hours long.
You're just 15 hours consuming.
That is the big thing for me.
I can deal with the dude grunting for two hours.
Yeah.
Because Batman is very...
He's very grunty.
Very grunty.
Dude, it was at one point he goes, I'm vengeance.
And I was like, eh, like.
Spoiler alert.
I guess I'm going to be hype for that one.
Well, he says it.
He says it in the trailer.
I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like fucking Leonardo Capra when he says it.
That's what H was talking about.
And it's just like, dude, maybe, maybe, I guess I just was unaware because I've only seen a few Batman's because I guess I'd stop watching them.
Batman's or Batman?
Batman.
But I like the Dark Night a lot.
But I realized after this movie, I realized after this movie, the reason I liked the Dark Night is because of the Joker.
That's facts.
That's actually so facts.
Because he made that whole movie.
The Joker's so bad.
I mean, Christian Billet did his thing.
Yeah, 100%.
But then also the next one after that, he did a really good job too.
He did.
With Bain?
Yeah, with Bain.
Yeah.
He did do good.
Again, Bain was dope.
Yeah.
But, like, I feel like I forget a lot about that one.
I remember Bing going on the football field.
Right.
You know, but I don't remember much else about that movie.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't remember anything.
The more I think about Batman, the less I remember Batman.
The more I remember the villains.
You remember the cool-ass Joker scenes.
And I'm not going to spoil anything about this one, but like...
You know, you know that...
It's three hours long.
You know that comment that you made about how Roger makes videos for other Rogers?
Yeah.
I think, like, Roger makes videos.
So, like, I was saying that Vision was like a vlog.
I made vision for, like, the fans.
And then Roger...
makes videos for other other
other rodgers because he
he won't you give him props for like the lighting
he wants the lighting and he wants everything to be
he wants to be tipped for it he wants to be tipped for it which is fine
that's all artists right like get tipped by it
but I think that hutch
hutch looks at everything he looks at the soundtrack
he looks at like all of these different fucking things
and he actually pays attention but I don't know about watching
four movies back to back and this is coming from a guy that
watched the gentleman back to back
when it first came out
I'm a massive guy Richie fan
whatever
but four times
I don't think
I don't think
there's a cap
no no no no
he's not a cap
no he doesn't do
he doesn't do anything
he's got time
wait so like his fourth time
watching it
is he fully invested
like how he was
the first time
there's no way
I don't know
he said
bring up his fucking latest
fucking tweet he said
guys I just watched
it for the fourth time
and I can tell you
with confidence
that this is by far
in away
the best
not just Batman movie
but best
Marvel movie
movie ever
or not Marvel
DC movie ever made
He also a waste of cash
Potential Rona
Look at that
It's his pin tweet
It's his pin tweet
Matt go up man
It's his pin tweet
It's his pin tweet
It's his pit tweet oh
Let's hear this
Beautiful voice
He's so into it look
He is he's not
He's preaching
Dishlager Hutch is one of my favorite
people on earth
Listen I'm gonna hype it up even more
He's gonna be the best
Onscreen film Batman
That's why this was February 3rd
That's why he loved it so much.
Better than Christian.
Wait, so he wants to be tipped for calling.
Exactly.
So that's why.
Okay.
Wait, a lot more makes sense now.
A lot more makes sense now.
You're going to be coming back around to this free in a month.
It's all about being tip for calling it.
It's not even about the movie.
You're right.
That's the thing.
Congrats.
I tip that.
But the thing is, like, even from a political standpoint, if he says something, he
commits and he's a fucking, he dies on that.
He dies on the hill.
He was like, he was like, fuck, I'm pinning it.
And then just so when he comes,
to my page, you're gonna know what the fuck.
He raised his hand.
He committed it about.
Scroll down to more recent Batman talk.
Okay.
All right, political.
Yeah, you have to scroll.
Right here.
My favorite meme now.
Like, I wanna see his tweets and replies
and see if he's actually, like, posting that pin tweet
and like tweeting it at someone.
Oh, he's, no.
You know what I'm saying?
He's copying the link.
He's like, peep.
He's like, through, you.
I watched Batman for the fourth time.
He's got a Batman good.
I read it, read it.
I watched the Batman for the fourth time yesterday
and now convinced that not only is it the best
best Batman film of all time, it's easily a time.
Top 5 comic book film of all time.
It belongs up there with Logan,
the Dark Knight, and Winter Soldier.
Like, Winter Soldier wasn't even that
fucking great. Yeah, no, no, no, yeah.
We got to honestly get rid of, like, Captain America.
Like, this whole-
America needs to be cut off from, like, everyone's like...
Yeah, we need to get rid of him in, like, the whole
Marvel just, like, universe.
This guy belongs, bro.
If you pay attention to Captain America?
What's his shit?
It looks like just your average Navy SEAL
with the fucking shield.
All he does is follows up for whoever calls the plan.
He goes, yeah, we should do that.
Yeah, and I'm like,
and you're like, I bet, uh, okay.
He's too handsome for people not to follow.
Yeah, he's got so, I guess he's got so honest.
The cast, the performances, the cinematography, the fight choreography, the story, the score, the depiction of Gotham, the climax, just sublime.
Wait, the depiction of Gotham.
The depiction of Gotham.
He's got some different.
I guess I just didn't understand Batman.
I really, I guess I just didn't because it's been so long since, because it's been Marvel movies forever.
And Marvel movies are all like, hey.
Hey, let's go kill him and make a joke.
Boom, boom.
And I like that.
And this movie was just like...
Wait, you saw it?
Was it like hell of serious?
Dude.
Super serious.
I didn't smile.
He got it to a final team.
I never smiled during the entire movie.
Wait, what's that?
Show Matt this early, early hutch.
We're just going down to hutch.
Let's read a sweet.
One of my favorite human beings ever.
It came so quick, you know.
Talking about fame.
I don't think I was prepared for.
for a gritty.
I'd like to compare myself to Lindsay Loand a little bit for Britney Spears.
What?
But instead of music or music videos, YouTube montages for Call of Duty, you know.
He's a different journey, right?
He's got into Lydon and really...
...for his codmonton.
Wait, what is this?
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is.
That's just like...
That's just like...
You're just like, see you later.
So there's, okay, so he said that if it didn't get a 96% or above on Rotten Tomatoes,
then he would tweet out something that we already knew that I'm a better Call of Duty player.
So, of course, it starts out at 99%.
Oh, that's why.
It starts out at 99% rotten tomatoes.
And I'm like, I literally texted him and I'm like, yo, the only reason it's a 99 is because people like you who made the same commitment about this being a fucking good thing,
where the first one to judge and submit their fucking rating on this.
It's a good, God, like, that's a good point.
Like, no, it's going for sure.
And then everybody who was like, yeah, this is my job to judge these things.
Like little by little, little by little by little starts to like the drop down below 96%.
It's an 85% now.
He tweeted out of video.
He tweeted out a video of Ludwig.
And Ludwig's like, yeah, man, I just thought, I thought the video.
You just had a Batman tweet right there.
Down and go down?
Wait, what the fuck did he post of me?
I've seen the Batman three times.
And already I don't care who knows it.
He just keeps going.
And I don't care who knows it.
First of all, I can just picture raising his hands while tweeting it.
Let me ask you something.
When has anything been better than the first time that you've seen it?
Oh, sex, I guess.
What the fuck is that, Matt?
That's me on Mr. X's body.
That's Mr. X's body.
Oh, it's definitely is.
Because I can't see posing like that.
You know, like the hands.
Fuck no.
I look.
I mean, no offense to Mr. X.
Your actor's way too alpha to have that like, like the little.
I'm not going to put my fucking pants in my pocket.
I'm nervous.
I don't walk I also don't walk like this
Dude hutch loves that movie bro
No he does not
He doesn't he doesn't he has to commit to that
Yes he has yes exactly to commit to that because he's already called it because exactly
He doesn't want to look like an idiot
It's not gonna be like okay honestly I saw it was pretty shit, it was pretty shit I'm gonna take it back
Alright go go up go go back down it's the best movie
But you've been for a whole month and a half
One more one more one more
Okay I have many thoughts but I'll just brief for now I just be brief for now and say that it's awesome
delivered on the unrealistic levels of hype that I had for it.
Dude, look at this gif.
Look at this gif.
It's like, the Batman.
Look, I still haven't watched it.
I hope that I enjoy it.
I'm a big Batman, but I just, I just never saw him, this like skinny dude be like a good Batman.
He's a good Batman.
Is he?
He's a good Batman.
I just don't like Batman.
Yeah, he's not like, I'm not a big Batman fan.
He's just like.
Because it's either, it's either Batman or Ironman.
Because they're both like the same and like no Iron Man is the coolest
Exactly what I mean because they're both like billioners and like their own like world iron man is just a bat it's just Batman but like everything's better and funnier and funnier and more of a and and like one of you'll get Batman is the batmobile doesn't it's that mobile doesn't it's pretty cool and I also think Alfred's dope too what is Alfred Alfred is uh have you ever heard of fucking jarvis yeah jarvis yeah
Jarvis is way better than
fucking point.
Dude,
he's good fucking point.
All right.
Jarvis is way better.
That's the best one I've heard in a week.
I feel like the best one I'm in a week.
Iron Man is just too raw.
Like you can't just even like argue it.
All right.
All right.
Here's the deal.
We're going to end the podcast right here,
but I want you guys in the description down or in the comment section down below.
Tell me whether or not.
One out of 10.
What Batman was.
Okay.
One out of 10.
Don't give me your opinion.
Just give me one out of 10.
That's all I want.
They're going to be like,
10 being the best.
10.
It's italicize.
All right. Thank you so much for tuning in, everybody.
We'll see you guys next week for another Optic podcast here on the Optic Audio Network.
Good.
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