OpTic Podcast - EXPOSING THE BEEF IN OpTic 😂 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 174

Episode Date: May 9, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So now me and Hitch might have beef. Okay, cool. So, it's a switch cider. Tell me about Pamash. You had some really interesting topics. What the fuck? Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Famage ain't said a word.
Starting point is 00:00:18 No, there's beef. There is beef in the fucking streets. Welcome to episode number 174 of the Optic Podcast, where we cover the drama. From rap artist to Hollywood, call us the new TMZ. No, don't call us that. We have my man, money biscuits to my left. we have a strange face. It's been a while.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Why does it seem like it's been a while? I don't know. Has it been a while? Yeah. I guess for the optic pod. I feel like I haven't seen you in weeks. I was supposed to be on last week, but I was dying. Bro.
Starting point is 00:00:48 It was bad. I just don't understand how everybody gets sick and they don't go to work. I've never, in the last, in the last 14 years of doing this optic ting. Bro, it was. Never have I not shown up to Kahn. Even if I'm shitting my pants with diarrhea. That's fucking. What?
Starting point is 00:01:05 Then you're getting everybody else sick. Yeah, I didn't know what I had, you know? Like, I got to play it safe. I can't be coming in here. Yo, it's up, aunt. Scotty sick. We lose the match. I get roasted.
Starting point is 00:01:18 But it was bad. It was like the... What did you have? I mean, I don't know if it was food poisoning or like some stomach bug. I don't know how shit fucking works. But I was just shitting my brain. I shit my brains out like 10 times straight. And I was like, oh, God, I'm gonna...
Starting point is 00:01:32 And then suddenly the puke. And I never throw up. And then I started puking. Oh. And I was puking like 12 hours straight. It was the most miserable time of my life. It was like top. I mean, I had Chick-fil-A.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Ooh. And then everyone's, oh, they switched up to chicken. It's been four years since I've had that. Chick-fil-A never let me down. Chick-fil-A has new chicken now. Like, I guess they just switched up. Bill Gates has a, where I've grown? Bill Gates made new chicken.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Oh, yeah. I don't know what's going on. Steroids, man. I don't know. What's going on? They're injecting them chickens. Oh, yeah, they're fucking, they're fucking jacked. Literally.
Starting point is 00:02:10 No pun intended. I played in a Haley tourney that day and like felt fine. Then like towards the evening I was just like, God, I don't feel good. Then like two hours later, I was just shitting and puking. I never puke, but I puked probably like 10 to 15 times at night. Like I thought I broke my ribs. My ribs felt like they were cracked. It was like top three worst sicknesses in my life.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Really? It was bad. Because I trust me. I wanted to be here. I was pissed off. I was fucking, I was pissed. I got sick, but I had to stay on it. And now I'm pissed again.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Why? It's all right. Someone slid on my man Drake. Man. Someone what? The Drake's someone shot either. I don't know the exact details. Maybe Matt can find some info on it.
Starting point is 00:02:59 A shooting reportedly occurred outside of Drake's Toronto home. Do you have this shit ready? He was literally looking at it. at two three in the morning Drake brought his little team in they all set up a crime team once some once that sun starts showing news outlets start pulling so you think it's part of the
Starting point is 00:03:14 part of the uh the theatrics of it apparently I thought someone got shot though leaving a man seriously injured Drake was on arm they're just like come here yeah it's a take one for the team gets paid like 500 grand your hospital signs of NDA he could have got his arm dislocated from being
Starting point is 00:03:34 uh no Oh, it said he got shot. Apprehended. May I say, can I say something? Listen, this is it. Yeah, Kung Fu Kenny. I'm gonna, I want everybody to remember what I'm about to say right now, but I'm going to say it at the end of this conversation, okay?
Starting point is 00:03:49 So what do you think? Who do you think is winning this shit so far? I mean, I listen to some of the songs yesterday. And like, I don't know. I like when Drake sings and talks shit, when I hear. Someone clip that. When I, I, I'm serious. I just don't like.
Starting point is 00:04:06 what did you laugh huh what you left did you just make it fun of him because he likes to say oh not at all no no no I don't know I don't really listen I don't really listen
Starting point is 00:04:16 is he getting body by a by a singing rapper he's not Kendrick did well man I'm proud of him because go ahead yeah you go ahead well I was just going to say
Starting point is 00:04:26 just to get my two cents out there and then I'll shut up about it just because I don't really know is I listen to the songs but I don't know what the fuck they're roasting each other about like I know
Starting point is 00:04:37 obviously Kendrick said the like Drake's hiding a kid and he's a pedophile and all this shit like I get that but like all the stuff about his label like we were talking about the other day all the stuff about his label all the business stuff splits yeah like I don't I don't really understand any of that and I'm not gonna take and I'm not going to take the time to try to go understand that so I don't really know the fuck one personally it's not over yet right to me once I once I saw like I was kind of like like seen everyone talking about it on Twitter and once I saw someone call out the first lie of the gross. I'm like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:07 It's over to me. You lost. Once you lie, you lose. Well, Kendrick has all credibility. Yeah. Yeah. They're both probably not. Battle rap. That's the way. Tupac said I fucked your bitch.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Battle rap. But I don't think he fucked this bitch. And the click you claimed. Did he? Because she said, well, who was it? Faith Evans? Yeah. Yeah, she came out and said like,
Starting point is 00:05:27 we didn't do anything. He's like, Dubox's just straight up line. Yeah, I hate to hear. So the rap's just, it just comes with fucking lies. Yeah, it's battle rap. When it goes to like beating women and being a pedophile,
Starting point is 00:05:40 it's like, I can't even play this shit back and like enjoy it because I can't like bump that. His one line where he's like, I struck a court or something and it's a minor and he like sits on it.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Kendrick had. Did you hear that bar? Yeah. He's like, I must have struck a chord and it's a minor and he just sits on it. Pedophile joke.
Starting point is 00:06:01 A minor. Yeah, and also a minor. And Drake, I would expose that, crush them, and win. It did go over my head. Like, if you know for sure he's that, why wouldn't you just show the proof and win? And get them, make them go to jail.
Starting point is 00:06:19 You know what I'm saying? Well, even like the internet. You can just call someone a pedal, though. That's crazy. Yeah. But like it worked. The entire internet. Like, oh, it's all word about.
Starting point is 00:06:30 The entire internet just went with that. And then like, even like the, Because there were, there's instances of like, people say like the Bobby Millie Brown shit where like Drake, like Drake was a child actor, she was a child actor, I don't know if like they have the same management. Who knows how they like knew each other?
Starting point is 00:06:50 But she did like an interview like, yeah, Drake taxed me. And like this when she was like. What's the age difference? Fucking first of all. When Drake was a child actor. No, I'm saying like Drake, Drake when he's older and then she when she was like 16, She was like, yeah, Drake, like, gives me all this advice and just like stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:07:08 And people are like, why is Drake texting a 16 year old and like just saying like that? And I'm like, dude, I don't. Maybe it's on some like uncle shit, some mentor shit. Like we don't know how these, they're fucking famous and shit. Like we don't, I don't know how it. And people were just trying to say that. And then she comes out. Like there was like two or three girls that people were like saying like, oh, Drake did this.
Starting point is 00:07:29 And Drake was hitting up or like Drake said he liked Billy Eilish's music. when she was like 17 or something so people were saying like that's fucking weird and then like so billy elish came out said like you guys are fucking idiots for saying something like something like that um the is her name what is it billy bobby brown milly bobby brown whatever fucking name is like she came out and she was like like what the fuck are you guys talking about like nothing weird ever happened and then drake comes out with a whole song responding to it all so it's just like but people don't give a fuck they're still going with the same narrative
Starting point is 00:08:03 and it's just it's just kind of weird like you I can't even like listen to this stuff so the moral of the story is is if you don't like someone on the internet start making shit up and everyone will believe you can just say whatever that's the hot thing to talk about now it's just like the petto
Starting point is 00:08:20 Jeffs Epstein and Schneider whatever his name was from Nickelodeon it's just like once you mention that about did you watch that by the yeah watch that But like once you the internet just takes that no one gives a fuck if it's true
Starting point is 00:08:36 I don't even think they're Kendrick fans fighting no they just hate Drake people just fucking hate Drake Dude it's all a distraction But the question is It's all a distraction Because why why did it where to come from What happened?
Starting point is 00:08:50 Why did Kendrick take shots at the big three? Apparently it's been a thing And I don't know why it's been a thing Because it started with like future and and the weekend and all that. I've heard zero fucking songs. Even before that, I have not pressed play from start to finish.
Starting point is 00:09:07 I haven't heard a full 10 seconds. I haven't heard a full five seconds. I have a fucking Kendrick getting at all. I mean, that's, I just don't understand it now. It didn't even start with it. Their thing's been a thing for a while now,
Starting point is 00:09:16 like eight years, I think. Oh, really? Yeah. See, I just don't know. So what's up with Drake in future? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:23 It could be over like a girl. I don't know. It seems like that one. Drake said like that's the only one that's like, fucked him up. He said like the future shit maybe he was sick to my stomach but fuck everyone else. Yeah because him and future were like dummy cool. Yeah and they made good ass shit together too. This is what I don't know. This is what I don't and I want you to RIP Kendrick though man he did do well. Wait why R.P.
Starting point is 00:09:45 I'm just I'm just no Kendrick I ain't gonna lie. Kendrick did Kendrick played it very very well he did like everything perfect like even with every Everything he said and then the pedo shit and then Drake responds and then Kendrick drops 30 minutes after Drake responds. So it's like people are listening. I was listening. I think it was like the family matters. But Drake dropped family matters. And I was like, oh, I'm sitting in my room like, oh my God, this shit's so hard.
Starting point is 00:10:16 30 minutes later, Kendrick comes out with some shit, just like shitting on him. Like just even more like peto shit. And I'm like, oh, fuck. We can't even enjoy Drake's comeback. I think. Because, like, Kendrick just played it so fucking well. He won over the internet. Like, I'm not even mad if people say Kendrick won,
Starting point is 00:10:35 because Kendrick did play it so well. But it's almost like it's like, it's like he didn't even win with music. He won just by, like, getting the internet to turn on Drake. From what I see, it looks like he's winning. Who? On the internet, it looks like he's winning. But when I listen to the tracks, like, I mean, I'll never. I'll never play.
Starting point is 00:10:57 any of Kendrick's shit. On the six minute shit. And I like Kendrick. But like even all the tracks, I've just listened to him like twice. And then I move on to the next. And I've really, I don't know. But is it Drake so big that Kendrick's like feeding off of Drake's audience just because he's like bigger and drag. Yeah, his album's about the drop.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. But like Drake, Drake is the bigger artist. Yeah. It's not debatable. And Drake's always been someone you can just clown. I mean, you can't clown. Like, Drake is fucking.
Starting point is 00:11:27 and Drake and you can't just become a Drake without being good as fuck and who he is. But, I don't know. It's just easy. Drake just seems so like clownable. Did 50 give Drake the blessing to get that G unit chain? Wait, what? Did 50 cent
Starting point is 00:11:43 give Drake the blessing to get that G unit chain? Is it a G unit chain? Yeah. Oh, I didn't see that. I saw he had all of Farrell's chains. I saw he had all Ferrell's shit, yeah. See, that, that... Which, like, I don't know how that happens. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:11:57 No, Pharrell put everything up for auction. He didn't need to. He just wanted to share it. Drake bought it all? No, no, yo, they're fucking, they're like legendary fucking pieces. Yeah, like, why would he do that? That should be, yeah. Growing up as a kid, you see those.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Yeah, I mean, look, I'm not, I'm not. Can you pull those up, Macrag? What, the chains? Ferelles. Yeah, the chains. Well, Drake's change. Yeah. Yeah, I, for those like I, dude, I haven't,
Starting point is 00:12:28 I literally, everybody is all just fucking hoping that it was going to be like that back-to-back shit from when he fucking got into it with Meek. But I haven't heard it like, I haven't heard a single song like that was like, oh, shit, yeah, everybody's going to be bumping it throughout the entire summer. Unless it's coming. Like you, but it, like, I don't think so. Not a single one of them is getting added to the playoffs. Because all these are just like, it's not even like rap. It's like who can win over the internet with the shit they say. And this is the final thing I'm going to say.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Thank you for that. If nobody can make a better song than Drake, like that year test, he's going to pass it every time. If there was a mic like this in a room with one camera and them two, that's who you think would win is how I would judge it. See, I think Drake would win. And you texted me and you said. Kendrick will probably win that.
Starting point is 00:13:23 What I want to know, and I want you to explain this because you had one mic, one mic and them just going back and forth on whatever. And no, no pre-planning just. No, I mean, they know each other. They have to have something pre-planned. It's like the New Age battle rat. Like if they actually battled on a stage, three rounds. As far as
Starting point is 00:13:40 creating, Drake's way more creative. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like he's going to make better. Just his voice is just easier to listen to. Oh my God. Like the ear like, you know, like you play Drake. It's just like good. When I was listening to to it. Before I listened to the songs,
Starting point is 00:13:58 I played them a little bit each one. I mean, just like, I don't even like how Kendrick comes in, but I listen to it because I want to hear what he's saying. Yeah. The second that I started to hear, like, you ain't going to play this. I was just like, I was like, I was like, I'm scrolling,
Starting point is 00:14:15 and I was on a say, and I was like, fucking, like, I, like, went and blocked. It was like six different voices. I blocked that account so that I would never get fed that shit again. But I like Kendrick's music. Somebody asked me, I'm like, yo, you think this battle is going as hard as Biggie and Tupac?
Starting point is 00:14:31 And I said, I'm like, is anyone getting shut up? Of course. Don't they get it? They don't get it. They don't get it. They don't get it. You say, is anyone getting shot up? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:41 I mean. Well, I said something else, but to my, to my, whatever. Do they got Glocks in Canada? Dude, we're going to, like 10 more seconds on this. Do they got Glock's in Canada? Do they think they got some. Wait, why is Kendrick's? from oh this isn't me and those guys live for drake now though all right listen i want you to
Starting point is 00:15:02 spend the next maybe two minutes and let's matt if i see this fucking topic on any of our podcast again it's going to be an issue okay first kendrick what if some fucking what jill talk about last week too no yeah i could do it on the no we didn't talk about it last week no hitch is like i i i listened to these songs like twice what was i talking about what where were we i listened to these songs like twice and then I just move on. It got to the point. Not Hitch stuff. Lying his motherfucking Hitch fucking. What me? He's in the shower. He's in the shower looking at the mirror. I said. The only time I'll play it when I like last week when I came did a flycast or whatever like I'll play it because like I just have to keep up with Hitch because Hitch sits there
Starting point is 00:15:48 by sex fucking every single bar. Yeah. Someone's gifted him subs because he agrees with what Kendrick says so then I started seeing him like favor Kendrick I'm like this is just you fake fucking Drake okay fuck you may I say okay so now me and me and Hitch might have beef because he's a switch sider tell me about Pamash you you had some
Starting point is 00:16:09 interesting topics like what the fuck go ahead go ahead go ahead go ahead Pomage ain't said a word but Pomage is from Canada from Toronto and he's just sitting there like
Starting point is 00:16:22 he plays call duty with school boy Q so now he just has to take up for Kendrick every single drop like I don't know if I don't know and I don't know if Pomage has to even spoke on it he's like fuck that I know Pomage's team Kendrick and suddenly he's playing call duty with school school boy Q who's like on is like in Kendrick's camp I'm just like dude this is embarrassing yeah I thought umage I thought uh... Pumage was like J Cole I don't know whoever's Todd at the time. Bro, tell me why.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Yesterday, I was in front of my computer. I'm like, let me see who's live. And I'm like, oh, Nick's live. So I go in there. And the first thing I hear is like, you know, Pemage is from Tehran or Pemage is from Canada, but he's team Kendrick. This is where this whole, I'm in optic, I'm in phase. I'm in optic.
Starting point is 00:17:15 I'm in phase. This confusion happens. I'm like, oh, like, holy shit. Right. Kendrick's from L.A., right? Yeah, Compton. Hey, oh, Drake. Stop that.
Starting point is 00:17:24 People are hyping up DJ mustard meats Oh dude I was like oh I swiped so quickly after that I didn't watch the Tom Brady roast I think roasts I liked it It was three fucking hours long
Starting point is 00:17:38 It was the night we went to the hockey game right Yeah Yeah so none of us watch it It's live on Netflix Should I watch it? It's three hours long But it's pretty good I don't watch
Starting point is 00:17:48 Mickey Glazer Do you know that is Like one of the female roasters Her shit was fucking on point. Her shit was funny as fuck. But it was pretty good, yeah. Didn't they make a craft joke?
Starting point is 00:17:59 And Brady said, don't say that shit again? Yeah, he got up in his face. He was about to fuck it and Will Smith his ass. I don't think he was like that. Yeah, it was. Play that shit, Matt.
Starting point is 00:18:06 What was it about Robert Kraft getting fucking? He's like, he came in and he said, this team is the best, like, this is the best decision your org has ever made. He's like, you know, talking to Robert Kraft about his,
Starting point is 00:18:16 you know, him being picked up. And then he got a massage from Robert Kraft or something like that. And then he got up. Brady got a massage? Yeah, I didn't. I didn't understand that. Because Robert Kraft got like,
Starting point is 00:18:28 Happy ending. Happy endings. Happy endings and shit. Ew. But he got, that was. But he got like, when he get caught?
Starting point is 00:18:42 Wait, he wasn't. His name was there or some shit like that. I don't know. Going in and out of the massage bar. I'm going to tell you something. I didn't believe it because I'm going to tell you why I didn't believe, I'm going to tell you why I didn't believe that the Robert
Starting point is 00:18:56 Kraft was in there. Okay. This guy is mega wealthy. I'm talking about fucking rich beyond rich, right? Wealth doesn't surpass that pesky little nut. No, for sure. But, but it does surpass where you go and get anything that you buy. Do you know how many celebrities are into the freakiest shit? But no, this parlor, he can get a sweet at the W and have the house comfortable. Yeah, this parlor, he could have, yeah, he could buy
Starting point is 00:19:23 the parlor. What if he don't like? What if you don't like that? He likes that. He likes the hole in the wall. Yeah. Quite literally. The dark alley leading to the door. He wants a hole in the wall, a dark room. He don't want to know who's sucking his shit. Oh. You know what I'm. That's crap. No, I don't know. All right. Well, we don't know that Mr. Robert Craft, if you're out there, don't send your Illuminati guys on us. Let the record show. I do what you want, man. But anyway, Tom Brady got up and got mad and shit and some other stuff. But I didn't watch it at all.
Starting point is 00:19:52 That's the only thing I heard from it. And Tom, everyone's roast or like, like, Gronk's roast was pretty good. Did you watch all three hours? Yeah, yeah, he did. I got shit to do. Which fucking, I was, when I was, I was like listening to the Drake shit, I'm on Twitter, scrolling left and right, I'm tweeting. And then it, like, everything hit me and I was like, what am I fucking doing, dude? Like, I need to step my shit up.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Like, I'm just sitting here. I'm like, I'm Twitter battling. kids and I'm like this is like what am I fucking doing? What are you doing? Who's we doing? Who's we? Me and the Twitter idiots. I tweeted I haven't watched any
Starting point is 00:20:30 or haven't heard any of the songs and someone tweeted me and said cool get off Twitter then. I'm like you're scary I don't know man Perpetual onlineness is like I'm like
Starting point is 00:20:44 I tried like tweeting about it people are like you're like you're defending a pedo I'm like Dude I've been trying to take it out of perpetual online onlineness. What's perpetual online? Just like wake up, scroll Twitter, go
Starting point is 00:20:56 stream, get off, watch Twitch. Like, just always online. Like, knowing, the disconnect's not there and like, it's, dude, it's so easy to just get sucked into it. You did good, delete TikTok. Yeah, deleted TikTok. I've had it deleted for like months now. And people bring shit up and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:21:12 dude, I haven't seen that and they're like, dude, you're so disconnected from the world. And I'm like, exactly. That's what I want. I want to be disconnected because I've been plugged in. Because I feel like, Like I've been, it's like since this, I've been scrolling. Like there was a while, like I don't even really use Twitter anymore. But like since this, I've been using it.
Starting point is 00:21:30 And it's just the, like I even wake up this morning. I scroll. And it's just knowing certain people exist really fucks me up. Like just seeing what they say and it's like, fuck, people like this do exist. And it's fuck. It just gives me. This makes me like little bit like shit. Then I'm like, I need a kid off this.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Even I'm guilty of it. Like I still wake up and scroll Twitter for like 15 minutes. that's before I do anything. And I'm trying to break that habit as well. So I get, because I want to get up, like do my morning routine, eat my breakfast,
Starting point is 00:22:00 and then like get on stream and stop like, you know what I'm saying? Just like wasting time. But Twitter, like Twitter's, right now Twitter is in the perfect spot to get the fuck away from it because it's so trash.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Twitter used to be, I'm never on it. Twitter used to be gourd. Like what a fucking app, man. Now, now it's just, it's a different fucking, like I didn't want to believe.
Starting point is 00:22:20 I thought that Papa Musk knew what the fuck he was going to be It needs some regulation. He got killed. It's all just, it's not a good app anymore. It's all knockers. There's no knockers on mine.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Beyond knockers. I mean, street fights, I see street fights. Street fights, tragedies, knockers. But even that, like, someone will tweet something and it'll like pop off and I'll go to look at knockers on there. And I'll go to look at the responses. I don't need to see it to know you got knockers on there. Literally, I'll scroll right now.
Starting point is 00:22:47 If we see knockers, I'll give you $100. Oh, no. You gotta look at the replies. There's gonna be knockers. No, just scrolling though, right? Yeah, yeah, right here. The knockers are all hidden, though. Like, you gotta click on, because people,
Starting point is 00:23:02 you used to click on tweets to, like, read the replies. Like, people would say funny shit, and it was like, it'd be funny to, like, scroll Twitter. What's going on here? What is it? That's a girl without pants on getting her ass cheeks touched. That's 100 there, buddy. Those are, that's butt cheeks right there.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Give it back? I saw myself. Let me see. I want to see how I... You've seen it, right? They little, but they cheats. All right. Let the record show, Your Honor.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Scump is right. These are butcheeks. They are not considered knockers, though. Ooh, he's got a point. Not only do I have a point, but the point... You know what I meant, but I'll let you out of that hundred. The point in all this is that, like, Twitter is not what it used to be. I'm sad about it.
Starting point is 00:23:42 I don't even... I was depressing to go on it. Some of the best shit on Twitter was reading, like, the replies to, like, I don't know. You just see, like... No, it's not. Because now they just... famous people tweet, you read the replies, they're funny. Now you click on a popular tweet, all the replies, like, link in bio, porn.
Starting point is 00:23:59 They're just right. It's just straight ads and spam. You know what annoys me about Instagram right now is that, like, it's so bad. I don't even want to be a part of it. Like, I literally, like, I'm just imagining, like, these legions of fucking teenagers that are now finally on fucking Twitter, and they're just fucking spewing the lamest fucking shit. just like, oh my God, let the recession happen so they can toughen up these fucking kids. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:24:27 It is getting out of control. I'm the old man screaming at a cloud right now, I think, man. I think I've finally leveled up to that point. It's crazy. I think I've leveled up. I think I'm an adult now. I'm a full grown adult. I saw a post from Jerry Seinfeld on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
Starting point is 00:24:46 You saw it? You replied to me. Yeah, I forget what it was. It was so good. Finally, you're hip to Jerry, though. Well, first of all, watch your mouth. Secondly, I thought of you. I almost tagged you in it because I feel like you feel the same way.
Starting point is 00:25:01 He's like, I'm a very happy person going through life hating everything around me. But what else? He had a point. Then it wasn't there like a, like I know he said that, like going through life and just hates everything around him. But there was like a point to it to where it didn't seem that fucking depressing. Yeah, like that he's like, he's like, I'm a very happy person. I just hate everything. I'm happy hating everything around.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Yeah, he's like, oh, the thing that got me that wanted me to tag you in is that at the end, he says, he's like, I'm going to go to, I'm going to go on vacation. I'm going to, like, everybody's surprised that I didn't have a good time. I'm not like, and I'm okay with it. I'm not mad at it. Like, I knew it was going to fucking suck and I still did it. Because what is doing something else you don't want to do on top of everything else that you don't want to do?
Starting point is 00:25:41 What's that guy? But then I, then he says, but then I get to complain about it. And that, I do like to complain. Yeah. Yeah, that was that was the point right there. And I feel like I'm sort of stuck in that as well. You're king. Seth will try to get me out of the mindset.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Like, don't talk like that. The inner dialogue. Inner dialogue is big, man. It's just so negative. No, you've done a really good job. No, you're good. Especially while playing video games. No, he's, do we not always say that he does a really good job?
Starting point is 00:26:10 Like, he's the best complainer I know. He's turned it into an art form. Like, I strive to be that good at complaining. When I complain in stuff, I don't like, I'm not ruining I'm like shut the fuck up bad vibes It's like funny
Starting point is 00:26:23 It's like funny Yeah But sometimes it's like I still I think I do It's become a part of my personality But then when no one's around It's still happening in my
Starting point is 00:26:32 In my brain And I think that might affect me Oh yeah that's where You know what I'm saying That's the area we gotta There's still work to be done You know I ain't perfect You're in the gym
Starting point is 00:26:43 No look at his fat ass Yeah Look at him. Double chin. Look at his fat ass. Yeah, guys, I'm working on myself. Just not doing, not doing too well. Yeah, look at this.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Working on myself. Ew. No, I've been slacking. I ain't going to lie. No, I saw you walking. Weren't you like exercising? Yeah, this is like day two in a row. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:06 I did go for a week and then I puked and shit my brains out. And then I didn't hardly. But that's probably weight at least. Literally like didn't eat for like three, four days. That's some weight off at least. That's a good. That's a good place to start. That's a good reset.
Starting point is 00:27:18 That was a good start. It's like you got your oil changed. And then now we're... That's kind of how I looked at it, though, too. Getting everything out of me, I was like, this might be a good start. But then I was like, well, I can finally eat again. Pop-Tarts, chips. Fucking the worst.
Starting point is 00:27:33 And it's turned into... See, I'm going to give you something easier right here. Change those cookies and chips and shit. Get veggie chips. They're good. Have you had them? I have had them. They are good.
Starting point is 00:27:44 They're solid. Get the spicy ones, too. get some yogurts. Yogurts have been making me shit myself. I like yogurts, but it just don't. I'm just fruit. That's like when I want a snack, that's all. You walked in with a banana.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Yeah, this morning I had a protein shake and a banana for breakfast. Yeah, I had eggs and a protein shake. I haven't had breakfast yet. I haven't had breakfast yet. I'm not going to have my first meal until like 2 o'clock when my mom made my birthday moly. But when I was growing up, when I was growing up, my mom, stepdad. When's your birthday? You want to bring you some?
Starting point is 00:28:14 When's your birthday? February 9th. It passed. We just weren't. Yeah, birthday. I was going to say, your birthday's been passed. I was like thinking.
Starting point is 00:28:21 My mom makes me Mollet for my birthday every year. For some reason I thought yours was in April. Wakamol? No, Molle. What is Mollet? Mollet is this, it's like a chicken. I was going to say it's not like dessert.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Like chicken peanut butter. It's like thick fucking like brown or black sauce. Yeah, look. It's so. Yeah, this ain't like this. You want me to bring you some? Just a plate, small plate. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:44 What kind of protein is it? it? Chicken. Oh, dude, bring me a big plate. No, but it comes with Mexican spaghetti. Bring me a big plate. Okay, I'm going to bring you a big plate.
Starting point is 00:28:54 I'm going to bring your line because I'm not streaming today, so I'll have time to fucking bang your line. I'm going to go. I'm going to pick it up and I'm going to bring you some and then you tell me, but corn tortillas? Yes. Dude, man, you're so lucky you're about to try my mom's moly for the first time.
Starting point is 00:29:10 And some salsa. No, you don't eat salsa. You don't need salsa. You don't need salsa. For what? If I don't eat it, I don't need it. I bring your salsa in case you want to make like beeria tacos and you can eat the
Starting point is 00:29:19 salsa separately. Oh. But you're not going to fucking contaminate the perfect dish that is what she concocted today. I will eat it how it's supposed to be. So that's that's what we're doing. That's what I'm doing today. See, I'm at a place right now where I remember as a kid, I would see like my mom, that, dad, dad, dad, whatever.
Starting point is 00:29:35 It's like they would eat something sweet every night, like their little treat. And like I didn't really think of it as a kid. But then when I got older like 18, 19, 20, 20, it started like working out a little bit, learning about nutrition. I'm like, what the fuck? Like, you can't do that. Like, you can't just eat some trash every single day. And, like, not only that, but it's like, it's not like they're eating clean during
Starting point is 00:29:55 the day. Like, they're eating just whatever. They don't even fucking think about it. But in moderation. But on top of that, they're eating, like, ice cream at night as their treat. And I was like, that's like, like, like, that was just never me. So throughout, like, my whole 20s, I never did that. Like, I always kept it kind of clean.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Even if I did eat shit, eat some, like, garibaldis or something. And I'd at least think about it like the next day. Like, okay, I got to eat healthier today. But now I eat like shit every single meal. Yes. Most meals. Yeah. Or at least till I eat, I'll eat clean.
Starting point is 00:30:29 I'll eat like eggs and a protein shake for breakfast. Then maybe like a sandwich and some chips for lunch or something. I mean, usually I'm door-dashing. But once it at 6 p.m, it's fucking horrific. Can I put you on? What? You're going to go to the store. You're going to go.
Starting point is 00:30:43 get 90-10 ground turkey and two packets of taco seasoning. You're going to fucking just make it. See, I've done, that's the old me. But that's all it's good. I'm just saying I'm addicted right. I used to do chicken sandwiches, pepper jack cheese. What disappoints me? I'm saying that's what I'm
Starting point is 00:30:59 on right now. I wish I was eating like that because it's so good. I know but I feel like shit. I know the answer. I know what to do. I know stop the fucking door dash and once it at 6 p.m. It's over. and I go to Oklahoma, smoke, come back.
Starting point is 00:31:16 It's like, and I'm laying in bed. I just have to. It's true. I just have to just, I have to just, I can't say, I got to change my vocab. I don't have to, but I just, it's just so good. I can't sit there and eat like chicken and rice and veggies. Mexicans?
Starting point is 00:31:36 Like, it's cakesters, pop tarts, cakes, the, like, slider. I order, I would just, pay fucking $80 from chilis, get mozzarella sticks, sliders, can line my eyes. And this is every day. It's been every day for months.
Starting point is 00:31:53 I love that shit. I know the answer, but I'm in such a cycle and I'm like just addicted to where I feel like, I got to have my snack before I go to sleep. I can't fall asleep. It's like 11 p.m. I'm not even tired yet. I was like, I just know if I go eat two pop tarts,
Starting point is 00:32:09 like 800 calories, or wait, how many pop, many calories is a pack of pop. Anyway, I'll eat two different packs, two packs of Pop-Tarts. Two packs? And then I'll go, and then I'll go with a big glass of chocolate milk. I love that. Listen, and I wasn't even hungry.
Starting point is 00:32:27 That's dinner. That's the sickest part about it all is I wasn't even. That's like 600 calories. More than that. It's like over a thousand. But like, and I wasn't even hungry. That's the worst part of it all. Wait, what is this?
Starting point is 00:32:39 Calipa Pops Tars, 400. Damn, you're eating 800 in Pop-Tarts alone. Plus chocolate milk? I'm probably at 1100. Jesus, brother. Chucky milk. Bro, it's so good. Honestly, you don't look.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Yeah, yeah. If you're eating that for dinner, you don't look that. Straight, though, straight. I mean, not as bad as what I'm, because I'll eat clean during the day. Nick, have you ever had a gansito? No. G-A-N-S-I-T-O. G-G-G-G-G-G-G-C-C-E-V-O.
Starting point is 00:33:06 I might go to Havana Cafe today. Have you ever had one of these? Can I have a van it? Bro. Do fucking not. That's the Bubba. No, no, no, that's not Bubulua? No.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Is that caramel? Yeah, yo, Mexicans, it's right here. Is that caramel caramel in it? No, no, no. It's like a, it's, you don't have one? I'm going to bring you one today. It's for you, so after your meal. Bro, it is so fucking good.
Starting point is 00:33:30 Mexicans will eat one of these. You got to keep them frozen in the freezer. Was it marshmallow? No, it's, it's, it's cake. It's like a, like a pastry. But it's covered in chocolate. If that shit was peanut butter on the bottom? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Peanut butter like ice cream? What do you mean if that had shit? No, listen, this is the best, in my opinion. So good. Also, bro, I'm telling you, with the tall glass of fucking Pepsi. Pepsi. Well, Mexican, listen. Holy.
Starting point is 00:33:59 I'm going to tell you something. I'm going to say so. Mexicans are going to say Coke. Coke is like the dominant force over there. But yo, fire. What's sweet, you always got to, when you're eating something sweet like that, I got to be water to wash it down. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:34:13 He literally just needed a pop-time with chalky milk. Yeah. I love it. I'm a lactose-free milk because that's like, that is more, that's going to be in the teeth. No, dude, no, exactly. But the fizz in the soda is going to get. Oh, ho. You're not.
Starting point is 00:34:28 That don't even see it. So good. Isn't that jelly in there? No, listen. That's after he hits the selfie and he just. The selfie? Oh, no. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Oh, shit. What do you mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, selfies are tiny little jizzoins. Yeah, I know, but you're hitting that for. sure if you're thinking about it like that. I'm fucking ripping a fat bolski kid. You need to start drinking
Starting point is 00:34:47 poppy sodas. I know what those are. I don't think I've had them yet. Dude, I just had the grape and orange. The Coke zero was been keeping me off of my shit. I'm sure the poppy sodas are a lot fucking like. They're like 35 calories but there's like 12 grand. Actually in poppies I don't think there is. An olipop there is.
Starting point is 00:35:04 You know what I'm going to? Probably a lot more natural and not fucking. I got an idea. Oh yeah. Emically. I got an idea. I'm going to have Jude get the address from your girl. I think we have it already. And I'm going to send you like pizzas randomly. So if you're,
Starting point is 00:35:19 I do you know. Yeah, it's what say. But the question is, sabotage? Bro, this one time. Don't tell me you guys.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Me and my boys will be playing fucking war zone, right? Me and my boys from home and shit would be like, you know, fucking four-year-old men, right? Fucking chilling, playing. And all of a sudden I'll be like, it's like a Friday.
Starting point is 00:35:36 They're like, yo, this plan until like whatever. And I'm going to better. I'll order them pizza. I'll be like, y'all! They get so fucking hype.
Starting point is 00:35:42 I could see that. So fucking pizza. hot pizza, nothing better in the fucking morning. I will say, one more thing before we go to a commercial break, the fact that you guys are still getting fucking chick fillet, mind blowing. Why? Why?
Starting point is 00:35:54 Step it up. Dude, Popeye's chicken. Let's go to break. Poppice is the best chicken. Poppies fries are, even their fries, even their fries are nuts. Yeah, the cage and mashed potatoes, a little bit of biscuit. Get the three-piece spicy. Bro, there's no better There is no better
Starting point is 00:36:11 chicken place than fucking Popeyes. Go to break. I'm pissed off. Bro. No, bro, Hector, I would Please try it. Where is it? It's right here on Maple.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Like five minutes, tell them. Oh, yeah, you've been gassing that. Only people that live in Dallas type city boys. Yeah, not me. Frisco, what do you got?
Starting point is 00:36:36 Yeah, nothing. John's chicken? Wait, Friscoe's got fucking Hutchins. The second best barbecue spot in all of a motherfucker. Hutchins is that even is like Hutchins. I took Is to Hutchins because she didn't eat meat for a while but she started eating it again.
Starting point is 00:36:52 She won't eat chicken. But but she got the the wet brisket. She was like, should I get the wet brisket or the regular? And I was like, yeah, moist. That's not even a fucking question. And then she made like a sandwich and she was, oh, she loved it. Bro, the sandwich would you two with three pickles, some onions. The, the, the barbecue sauce.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Oh. Not the sissy sauce. The only issue with Hutchins is that every time I go, I always get too much food. And it's not, and it's not by a little, I over get a lot. That's my only issue when I go there. It's hard to judge. Because I see that mac and cheese. I see that potato salad.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Those beans, those baracho beans. Oh my God. That shit's so far. All right. All right. All right. Let me put these glasses on. Ladies and gentlemen, pardon of the interruption.
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Starting point is 00:40:19 You guys want to talk about the- Let's talk about first off, Lando. We got to talk, well, yeah, we'll talk about game seven and one second. Let's give a brief shout out to our man, Lando Norris' first F-1 race. Win. That's that bull right there. We were talking about it because when we watched the party, Halo, he's obviously with Quadrant. And that one time he beat us, so they beat us.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Fort Worth, I think. He just didn't say anything in the chat the whole time. They beat us. He just came in and say Gigi. I was like, what the fuck's good? Landau? Kind of hate her shit is that? It's all he said. But that, yeah, that shit was dope. We were actually watching it
Starting point is 00:40:55 during the watch party. We watched him win. It was on Sunday, right? I think it was on Sunday. And then Sunday, also, like Mark was saying, we went to Game 7 stars nights and the Golden Knights, and it was fucking so
Starting point is 00:41:11 it and I can't wait. The problem is Mark. And they won? Mark, yeah, they was 2-1. But the problem is, is that the Mavs and the Stars both play at 8.30 tonight. So I don't know who to watch. They literally both play at exactly the same time.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Oh yeah, I got to watch hockey now. The Stars are here tonight. I have to. Why? This shit was fire, bro. Dude, it was so much fun. I don't know. I don't know if the reg season games are like that. It's always, it's always fire. I won't watch a single regular season game. But playoffs. Probably like soccer.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Everyone in there. Including me. I kept looking at Zen. I was like, where's your fucking towel? Like if you're not getting hype, people are looking at you like, fucking do it. Like if you, if something's about to happen, you don't stand up, you're going to miss it. It's like going to a concert nowadays. Everybody's like, nobody's dancing, no one's moving, no one's sitting down.
Starting point is 00:42:01 It's like, what the fuck are you doing here? No, this everyone. It's like the opposite of that. Everyone was like. Wait, concerts? Well, no, concerts are like that now. Like MLB games? Every breakaway?
Starting point is 00:42:11 Everyone was on their feet. Everyone. And dude, it was so much fun. I want to go back. They play The Avalanche in this series. They're actually here tonight. But if the series gets extended to like game five, game six, I'd be down to go. All right.
Starting point is 00:42:26 I'll be down. Now that I know that you guys are serious about going places, I'm down to go. But we're going to send them like in the crown. Yeah, that's my favorite show. I don't like sweets. I'm going to wear my Pomage hockey jersey. The only problem is is that like... What was I going to say?
Starting point is 00:42:41 I forgot what I was going to say. There's no problem. You guys are serious to go. Problem. Game 7, five. It gets extended. They play at the same time.
Starting point is 00:42:48 It gets too high. Let me guess. None of you were wearing your fucking, your hockey jersey. Your optic hockey jersey is nerds. I didn't. I wore a stars one. I didn't want to be like a,
Starting point is 00:42:58 like I wanted to blend in. He went and got a jersey during the watch party. You know what I'm saying? Which is smart. Which is smart. Yeah. To blend in? Yeah, like,
Starting point is 00:43:06 I hope he's not a Knight's fan. Oh, you know what I'm saying? You get fucked up a shit? It's probably more fun just dressing the part anyway and just indulging yourself in the crowd. Not caring what I got on. Shirts all would pass my hands. You don't even give a fuck if you know anyone.
Starting point is 00:43:20 I'm always. I'm holding a hockey game. I went to the soccer game in Miami when we went to with Jutes Fam. I was wearing my optic FC jersey. It was so much fun. I'm glad they won. So we have the opportunity to potentially go back. Mike and I go every single time the Hawks are at the town.
Starting point is 00:43:41 But apparently the Avalanche are nice. We'll see. Yeah, that's what they were. People were saying to some be like the fastest-paced game or some shit. Yeah, because the avalanche, I mean, I don't know hockey, but I saw the stats and the amount of goals they're putting up per game is pretty nuts compared to us. It's like five to two or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:59 So it's going to be a good series, yeah. And then we got the Mavs. OKC, that's going to be a banger series. What are the stars are here tonight? I don't think it even matter who wins that, to be honest, because Minnesota looks like. They are unfuck-witable right now. They look unf-f-futable. And they didn't even have Gobert last night.
Starting point is 00:44:14 And they look like that. Anthony Edwards or something? Yeah, Anthony Edwards, Jordan. He's just, I like his style. They were fucked. They looked insane. The real baby Jordan. When we were watching the game and like, half-way through the third quarter,
Starting point is 00:44:26 I was like, this shit's gone. Yeah. They were they playing out? The Nuggets. They're up 2-0. On the Nuggets. They beat the Nuggets away. No, they played both games away, and they're up 2-0.
Starting point is 00:44:36 They won by like 30 last night. They beat the Nuggets. They beat the Nuggets. Nuggets by 30 away. I do like Anthony Edwards style. I don't even watch this shit, but when I see his highlights, I'm like, that dude's good. That's who you won on your Halo team.
Starting point is 00:44:49 You can just tell by the way he moves, the way he shoots. I saw a post, Hector, yesterday on Twitter. It was like, in a few months out of that, we're going to be watching the Olympics, and there's going to be a point where Team USA is down and LeBron Curry, all them. Anthony Edwards is going to be like, ask me my rock.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Oh, God. They're going to look at it. at him like that and that's kind of crazy to think that. Maybe. Not crazy, but like if they comes down to crunch their dish and him it's not coming down to crunch. You never like they lost last year. What? You guys have to focus on? The U.S.A? What the fuck did they lose to?
Starting point is 00:45:22 Like lost the whole thing? That's why LeBron and them are playing this year. They lost. Yeah. Oh, we didn't have our star roster. LeBron was like, I might, I don't know if I can announce it yet, but I might be going to the Olympics. It's in Paris, right? Yeah. I might be going to the Olympics. Yeah. That's right. For an activation. Love it.
Starting point is 00:45:38 make sure you get towards that I will say this though huh just know oh I already I already that's the first thing I said is I got to go
Starting point is 00:45:44 see NBA just know that in this in this moment this very moment there are going to be a legion of 13
Starting point is 00:45:51 14 year old kids who are going to grow up arguing how Anthony Edwards is way better than LBJ
Starting point is 00:45:59 and you guys are going to be oh no not true but it might be it might be ladies and gentlemen that's going to do
Starting point is 00:46:06 it for this episode of the Optic podcast. You mean better than Jordan? Yeah. So they're going to be saying Anthony. We'll leave it on that comedian fucking outro. No one. Maybe. Hopefully. I'm not opposed to it.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Yes, you are. You couldn't be more opposed to it. To somebody be better than Jordan? No. Fuck yeah. I want to see a good show. No. No. Dude, Kobe. It's like people admitting Drake won. It's not. It's not God. I know you didn't support the both. You told them you didn't want D. Rose anymore. Wouldn't say that. I said you wanted to trade D. Rose.
Starting point is 00:46:40 I never said that. On that note, on that note, on this note, on this note, Derek Ross would have been the best point card that ever lived that he not fucked up his fucking knees. Hey, I agree with that. We'll see you guys next time. I don't know, Brunson and that boy is bawling. He's one.
Starting point is 00:46:59 He's balling. He's the fucking man. If he was a couple of inches taller. And he's going to, he went to the Knicks and he's dropping 40 a game. Well, now that, because of Villanova, Now that he's paired up with a man, Josh's fucking heart.

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