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So once they see him, she could show up in the court.
The judge has been by this guy's side for 10 and 15 years.
It's like,
my dad's like,
welcome back to episode two of the COVID-3 podcast.
Did you see my replies on the,
on the duo thing?
It was like a picture of Seth and Dill.
Oh, yeah, you were like the Delta.
The Delta Duo and then the Duo 19.
I didn't know if I was going too hard on it.
No. No, that was good.
No, that was a good one.
When did you make that?
When did you make the tweet?
Uh, like, two days ago?
What time you think.
Before anyone knew.
Not like an hour ago.
Or not an hour ago.
I mean, the day ago.
I don't know why.
I briefly remember them talking shit during screenings about you.
About me?
No, I think that was actually really kept.
I think.
What part?
The part that they were talking shit?
Yeah.
Oh.
I mean, if they were talking shit, that's fine.
I don't even know.
What did you say?
I replied to a picture of them too
And I said
The Delta duo
That's good
I thought it was good
If it's good, it's good
Yeah, it's good, right?
If it's funny, it's
Like people say offensive things
But if it's funny
You kind of got to let it slide
It's like the baby shit
Well, it kind of
Wait, do we talk about that already on there?
Or are we?
Should we?
Did the baby what he said on stage?
What did he said?
I don't know what he said.
I don't even know what he said.
I don't even know what he said.
He was kind of like bashing, I guess, gay people or something.
He was like, I know some of y'all suck in dick.
Yeah.
He was on stage at Lollapalooza and said something.
Like, I know.
If you don't got HIV, if you don't got HIV, put your, like, put your phones in the air.
So what?
Yeah, he was like, if you went in the parking lot sucking dick, put your hands in the air.
And then the DJ was like, yeah, I know some of y'all susses.
He was like, the DJ's like, do, do, do, do.
Let's be real about.
this shit.
What?
Play the sound effect.
It was just the most random, like,
like,
if you're like,
you'd see me make some,
or like,
which song got one next?
Yeah.
Most random shit.
There was that in there?
Yeah.
He got canceled off,
like,
everything.
Like,
he,
all of his,
all of his,
like.
Kanye took him off his album.
He,
no,
but Kanye took a lot of people off.
I think.
Whatever song he already had,
like,
out.
that him in the baby had or some shit.
Oh, yeah.
He took him off credits-wise.
And he had another big song.
That was like one of those like walking Hollister songs.
That's crazy.
People tried canceling, well, I guess we kind of thought Tori Lanes was canceled for shooting Megan the stallion.
Dude, what?
What?
What is that?
You know about that?
No.
You don't know about that?
I don't know about shit.
Megan, Megan, Megan, Megan, Meg the Stallions, like, I don't know if her in Tori Laines had like a thing or like a thing or, like,
like we're slightly dating or what or we're just fucking but she said that tory lane shot her in
the foot like what do you mean like she said it or she had a picture and she was like look like
she got like i guess grazed or whatever but i don't know what happened apparently it was like on
accident but like he didn't apologize for it yeah i think that's or he shot her this sounds bizarre
i think there's like a miscommunication there like there's something there's something there
He shoots someone in the foot on an accident
Now they hate each other
Everyone was like trying to cancel Torrey lanes
Because he shot her in the foot
Yeah
Because he shot Megan the stallion
He shot Megan the stallion
Like that is the most random thing going on there
Like he shot someone right?
Yeah
I don't know
Confused right now
I don't get it
I don't get it either
There's like something missing
Let me guess
There's definitely a piece of the puzzle
Because shoot someone you go to jail
That's saying like they set me up and shit
Or like they're or they're framing him
for doing it.
And it's like, huh?
Like something's missing.
A bullet hole in the foot?
Yeah.
And it's like how is this at a point where like she go like,
they went to the internet.
You know what I mean?
Like you can go to the cops.
They didn't go to the cops.
She just tweeted.
He shot me and he was,
he tweeted, no, I didn't.
You know what I mean?
And like that's the beef.
It's like shouldn't there be an investigation or something?
That's what I'm saying.
Like maybe no one from either camp like
fucks with the cops.
Like that's not going to say no.
It's just like real street shit.
It's real street shit on Twitter.
Dude.
Not saying that Twitter's not, I mean.
It's fucking crazy.
Isn't David Doberk back?
Yeah, after being canceled.
Yeah, I was, I knew about that one.
I was watching the KSI and Logan Paul
podcast and they were talking about it.
And KSI was just like, that's why like you can't be canceled.
Yeah.
Like you have to do something horrible in order to be canceled.
Like really, really, really bad.
But even then, it's like, you think of...
You can be canceled.
You can be R. Kelly.
You know what I mean?
Like, but you have to do something.
You can't be Bill Cosby, though.
Bill Cosby got canceled, but like, isn't he out now or something?
He did not beat the case.
He got fucking blessed.
Or something happened.
Something.
I don't know how, but the...
Nah, the shit is crazy.
I can't believe he.
I wonder, like...
You hear he got out, right?
Yeah, I thought so.
Post on the IG having holidays, like.
Really?
Bill Cosby just on IG now.
What did he?
I forgot.
Just Bill Cosby verified.
O.J. Simpson.
Normal?
Yeah, O.J. Simpson.
That's like the.
Yeah.
That's like the first one.
He said that he wasn't, he doesn't want to go back to L.A.
because he doesn't know if he's going to be like, he could be beside the murder.
And he wouldn't even know.
Did we all see the documentary?
Yeah.
That shit was pretty good.
And it was just, he what?
He did it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, he had to do it.
Like, think about it in that time.
Think about who OJ was.
And imagine if they're accusing someone like Drake of doing something like that.
Or like, not saying that or like, not even we'll use an athlete.
Yeah, like an athlete.
Odell Beckham.
Yeah, yeah.
That would be.
You know what I'm saying?
For like our generation.
At that point, like, if you don't know nothing about it, it's in the air 50-50.
Like, he's famous as fuck.
Has a fuck ton of money.
All the money.
And like if there's a mishap of evidence or whatever, it's over.
He's winning the case.
Like he's too rich.
You know what I'm saying?
That shit.
What did the cop do?
He like went on there, like touched some shit, fucked up the evidence.
Like that hasn't happened.
I mean, actually it has happened with like the Cosby stuff and R. Kelly and our generation.
But like OJ was like prior to our generation, I think.
Right.
It was prior to me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I don't remember.
You got to watch the documentary.
I do.
I do have to watch it.
Yeah.
uh o j versus the people or something like that i might have actually seen that number
it was actually really good it's been out for a long time uh i don't know i just saw it like
not did he is that when he was like running from the cops there was like a hundred cops
behind him yeah what yeah it was like something crazy not like a hundred but like he had a driver
like driving him away and he was in the backseat with a gun to his head what saying like it like if if i guess
if the cops like rush him and shit like he's just gonna shoot himself so they like let him go
and like they let him go or well they just like didn't like okay we can approach him yeah he was like
i'll meet i don't know like i'll meet this person at my house or something like that what the hell
see i haven't seen it i need to watch it it's really good i don't know i don't know any of that
all the people were like on the highway like it was like a crazy scene like they were like parked on
the side of the highway like oh my god like they're like oh my god it's oj but like
Like there's a whole fucking shit.
That's crazy.
He was like a superstar.
See, I didn't, I didn't know, because now when you hear OJ, that's all you think about.
Yeah, he talks about.
You don't think, you don't think about his athlete, athletic career.
You know what I mean?
Or for us.
Football players.
So running back.
Well, I know he was a running back.
I think he was a running back.
Yeah, I think he was running back.
I think he ran for a lot of guys, too.
49ers?
I don't know.
I really have no idea.
I really have no idea.
I really have no idea.
I know that.
I know that.
Dude,
have you watched that
there's like a YouTube channel
that does like documentaries
based off like the psychology
of like serial killers and stuff?
Dude,
it is so good.
I've been into that stuff lately.
Dude, you have to watch.
Like shit on Netflix or wherever.
You have to watch this one channel.
Let me look it up real quick.
But they do like,
I was looking at.
Or just like random ones?
are like the most famous like really famous one it's called jcs criminal psychology and it's all
about it's it's just different interviews or not interviews it's different like youtube made
documentaries that are like better than Netflix documentaries really and um it's about like the psychology of
people as they're being like interrogated and so i i was looking up just randomly one day i was like
trying to think of
stories that like I knew half
about but wanted to learn the full story
and Casey Anthony was one of those
Oh yeah, that was like
Not like that was like the mom who
Killed her kid
Mom who killed her kid
But like got out
Yeah, she got out of it
Like what is the judge is headed
In his ass like dude it's crazy
Well it's like the jury
It's like the jury and the law
Like the lawyer
Like the lawyer is everything
If you can pay for a
Oh yeah, who dainee-ass lawyer, then...
Who knows?
Literally for the simple speeding ticket,
when I went to the lawyer's office,
just because, like, I'm not just getting points on my license.
Yeah, yeah.
So I went there, she was like,
oh, yeah, he used to work for...
He used to be their lawyer,
like, that would defend the fucking court or whatever,
this county or whatever it is versus people that were suing them.
So once they see him, she could show up in the court,
the judge has been by this guy's side for 10-15.
Like my dad's a lawyer
Do you know what like kind of
I guess cases he did or would he like just defend
I guess the state or would he he works for the LA Unified School District
So like a lot of like I don't know whatever going with the
Alley Unified School District I don't know I don't fucking know yeah I got never like yo dad what's your case
Like you know what I was gonna say though
Isn't it kind of crazy, like, how the judicial system is, like, set up?
Like, I don't think that shit's right at all.
Like, there's just, it hasn't been a different way.
We've just always stuck with, like, like, we have just 12 randoms just like listening to a story.
And then if they believe it, they're like, yeah, all right.
And like these jurors.
Yeah, no, it's so weird.
Like for the OJ case, like he was black.
And then the jurors had basically turned into like a white versus black thing.
And it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, dude, like, what?
And it's like televised, like a show.
Yeah.
And you got like two people that are really good at their job.
like a lawyer and like a defense turn you going at it but they're like like not lying but they're
both like you know bending words and right they're so good it's just so good you got to be so smart
it's just like a so smart it just seems like it's like a dick measuring contest between those two
it's like even the people on a better show yeah it's not like the who it's not like about the truth
it's about i can be even though even though my guy probably did that murder i know he did that
i'm so i'm so good as a lawyer i bet i can be for sure i know the judge i can work this
You know what I'm saying?
Like shit like that.
It just doesn't like make sense.
It just turns.
It's like not about the murder or whatever.
It's about like I bet I can beat you in this one v.
Just the fact that they're number one.
There could literally be like a VHS tape of just like somebody shooting someone.
But if they find that tape the wrong way, then you can't use that.
You can't use that as evidence.
Like how is that part?
I'm telling you, dog.
It's so weird.
So it's like, yeah.
There's the evidence of him literally shooting someone.
But you can't use it.
So now prove that he shot someone.
It's like, yeah, what's it?
It's right there.
You know what I mean?
It turns into like what is what is this?
That shit.
What is it about?
Yeah, what is it about?
Like wait, isn't this just about like, did he do it?
Oh yeah, you did.
There's a video of him just shooting him and then.
Oh, but we found it when we did when we did an eligible search.
So we have to abide by the law.
Like it says right here, you can't use that video if you get it
A lot of shit like that happens.
If you lock your glove box, they got to get a warrant to go in your glove box and trunk, I believe.
But if you lock your glove box, they can't just like take your key off your shit, go open the glove box.
I mean, that's different.
That makes sense to me.
Yeah.
But if they, if you had a fucking.
Well, what I was saying is like if you have weed in the glove box or if you have weed, like, let's just say in the middle center console and they go in your car, find the weed.
But your guns locked in the glove box.
you know what I'm saying
they can't hit you for
right right
uh
that shit
unlawful possesset
you got in time
yeah yeah that shit
that should make
a weed but
Roger
Roger
it just just go get it now
I was going to tell you
the story
should we keep going
yeah
I was going to tell you this story
when I realized
the first time ever
that the system is like
weird as hell
is when Mike ratted off me
like what
you remember with the weed
in Illinois
I mean I guess I could tell it now
yeah you can tell it now
so um
the day where we got caught with the weed.
You don't remember that?
Where was that?
So we, whatever.
Like in the house?
No, no.
We were driving.
And we were like, okay, so you remember the house in Barrington where the IHOP it is?
The IHOP.
Yeah, yeah.
IHop's here and then you come up, this exit way for the light, make a right, and you go towards the house.
So we were doing that.
It went this way.
Mike had almonds.
Like, I don't know, whatever.
He had almonds, right?
And my car already, I've already smoked in it.
You know what I'm saying?
So we're driving.
And you know how close the IHOP is to the house.
It's right there.
So we hit that right
Get to the light by
What's over there?
Lucky Monk
Right there
And then
I was like just there
Yeah
And we're right there
And the light turns green
And I'm like
Look at Mike
He's eating almonds
I'm going on my phone
I look at Mike
Again he's still eating almonds
And all of a sudden
I hear
Like not the normal horn
That fucking cop horn
Yeah
I'm like oh shit
I'm like
Wait in two seconds
The lights
They turn the lights on
I'm like I know
They're gonna smell the weed
Already
Like I really know
What's about to happen
but how are we going to go to jail for the weed is the question yeah yeah it was the criminal
lives we weren't but uh so we turned the corner whatever i put the weed somewhere and then
the cops talking da-da-da-da mike turns the car off so like any smoke that or any smell
that was in there is just chilling just sitting there's a little yeah yeah he's even talking
he was driving that's the truth he's driving he's driving he's driving oh he's driving he's driving
That's the holiest response ever heard.
Yeah, he was like, a little.
A little.
I'm like, or he said we might, I think.
We might.
I'm like, he's like, so the cops like, so find it.
And then I'm like, I'm just fake looking around and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, man, why did I put that?
He's like, yeah, yeah, exactly.
So then I ended up just giving it to him, but whatever, I went to,
I had, it was like pay or go to the court.
So I didn't know what the fuck to do, like how it works.
So I go to the court.
And when you, when they call your name to go up,
They call your name.
The cop's not there.
The cop's not there. It's just a judge.
And the guy that's like standing next to a judge, like the marshal or whatever.
They tell you like, okay, this is what happened.
So they read what happened.
You got pulled over.
Da-da-da-da-da-da.
Do you plead guilty or not guilty?
If you say anything like, well, he's going to be like, do you plead guilty or not guilty?
Well, do you plead guilty or not guilty?
So if you say not guilty, it instantly goes to like not a federal court or whatever,
but like another higher-up court.
So you got to get a lawyer.
So if you go there.
So if you say not guilty.
now, it's open for you to go to jail.
You feel what I'm saying? So if you go there, like, defending
yourself, you're going to get fine. You might
go to jail. Who knows what could happen?
So if you plead guilty, you just
250 and it goes away. You know what I'm
saying? So it's like, I guess
it's like pride. It's like how prideful are you?
Exactly. Yeah, it's exactly what it is. How powerful
are you? Is it going to the record? Are you like your
record? No, it's a misdemeanor. But luckily I saw
how other people. They're mitched on you?
Yeah, like. I got a question.
If, all right, if
if you
say you get pulled over and you have weed on you
and they find the weed
they smell the weed they search the car they find the weed
and it's your weed
and you both go to
I don't know say they take you to jail or something
and you're like wasn't my weed
no no they're gonna decide that before
if you're if my friend
if it was or like say a gun
if it's my friend's gun
and I'm like it's not my fucking gun it's his fucking gun
but he's not willing to say it's my gun
yeah like you're both kind of
You're looking to me like, bro, dude, what are you doing?
True, true, true.
True, true.
I'm not getting in trouble for this.
Usually they'll be like, if it's in the middle and no one's like effessing up to it,
whoever's car is on the, like whoever's name is on the car, that's who.
Like say I'm, say I'm driving with you, you have your gun.
We get pulled over.
So you just like fucking throw it in the back.
Then we get caught with it.
I'm so mad.
I'm snitching immediately.
It depends on what is it.
But is it snitching though?
Like, if your friends, like willing for both of you to get in trouble.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, if someone's not fessing up, that's fucked up.
Like, if it's yours, you know it and you're not saying nothing.
You're not saying anything.
You're just fucking both of them.
In that situation where, like, someone, like, of authorities, like, asking you in front of, like, he has both of us in front of them, right?
And he's like, so whose is it?
And, like, that awkwardness where, like, the one person's, like, something on.
And he's just thinking, like, it is yours.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
I'm just like, I've never seen this guy in my fucking life.
Like, and just totally flip on you?
That's fucking crazy.
Yeah.
That's actually crazy.
What would you?
Oh, yeah, I don't know what.
I mean, in my situation, I'd be like, that's, yeah.
That's yours.
I'm going to just wait until the fingerprints come back by there.
I'll be like, run the fingerprint.
Imagine?
Straight up.
Like, I don't even know what it is.
Not a gun.
We'd out of mid to it.
I'll just tell them.
Dude, that shit's great.
I was at a, I was at a little, like, get-together thing.
Not like I was going to say party, but it wasn't.
And I was just talking to this guy.
and he was telling me that he was like going through it's just like a regular dude he was like yeah
I can't do anything I can't smoke or anything because I like a year and a half ago a cop pulled me over
and just because I was speeding and he asked if I had anything in the car and so I was just being polite
and I was like I mean I have a vape pen it was a THC bait pen it was a THC.
Oh that's a felony yeah that's a felony and he's been doing it's a felony a felony a vape
Where at?
Here.
It's a felony.
So if a cop ever pulls you over and asks if you have anything and you have a vape pen,
don't tell him.
They say,
I ask a lawyer.
You can have a bag of weed and it would be different.
It would be different.
They say never admit to it because during the process,
they somehow broke a law.
Like during the process of them pulling you over or whatever.
You weren't really,
like if they find weed,
lock you out whatever,
and they didn't radar you for speeding,
but they pulled you over for speeding.
and they were just like pacing
you like if they don't have it
you know what I'm saying
show me the show me this pedometer
he doesn't have it
you feel what I'm saying
but pacing is so
that is just crazy
it's crazy
how like
like actual weed is different from a pen
like because of what is it
it's like a controlled substance
yeah controlled substance
yeah you know all this shit
right
I can't a gym
it just
I don't put a jet
it like counts as a controlled substance
so like
he has like a
he's just like
a regular dude and he's like fuck smoking
now because like
like did they give a fuck if you're honest
no if you just want you're like
I'm gonna make your job easy some do
some definitely do he just got like
like a shitty
genuine story like dude the shit's just not
it depends what's just really unlucky
this isn't even my shit it's real
saying like it's just like it's different
it's so different up here from by where I live
it's way yeah that probably
depends way different like
white frisco
dude like in Dallas police you could
why about
it's
walking a budge they smell weed they're not budge don't get me wrong you do some dickhead
shit yeah yeah yeah yeah you they smell weed or like see they're not tripping over that you do that
shit up here your asses chopped cheese yeah so how much would it just even for like a little nug it
depends all right so if you have a nut like if you got let's say a 3.5 then you have a gun in the car
who put in the gun everyone has a gun everyone has a gun here yeah yeah i can and it's a
I don't have a gun.
A lot of people.
A lot of people do that, especially if you're in your car.
Well, if you have, all right, so no, so if you have a 3.5 and you have a weed case from six months ago,
yo ass might go to jail.
If you had a suspended license, you might, they might arrest you for suspended license, not the weed, like other alternatives around it.
But shit, it depends.
Like, if your car stinks, like, you've been smoking, they might.
But if they took you out because you couldn't find your insurance and then they saw it or something.
something is a lot of fucking little bullshit.
I just tell them shit.
So if you were going to give advice, would you just say,
don't ride around with weed in your car.
And if you smoking your car, if you're smoking in your car,
do not ride with weed in your car.
Yeah.
If you're smoking or just have the joint or the blunt.
You're saying if you're parked?
No, or riding or whatever you're doing.
No, like don't bring the weed with you.
Just have the blunt.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah.
Like, oh, so you can just like get rid of it?
Is they were saying?
Not even.
I mean, I think I would just eat it real quick.
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
You can get rid of that.
You just get rid of that.
I remember.
I forgot who I was in the car with.
I was like, I forgot who I was in the car with.
And I told one of my homies, like,
we may not get pulled over.
And then he looked up, nah, big folks to eat the weed.
I do.
The big guy in the back.
Big folks to eat the weed.
He's just nodding his head.
He's like, yeah.
He's been crazy.
I got there.
He's been through it before.
Big folks.
That's what I would do.
I get, what if it was, so just deny it?
I just couldn't believe.
Like I'm saying, what if someone,
hypothetically speaking, you go pick up weed,
you got like an ounce.
Going to jail.
Okay, what about a quarter?
Here, Francisco?
Yeah.
Don't admit to it?
And not be potent shit.
Don't admit to it.
If they're taking you to jail?
If you're there and,
If you know, like, you're going to know if you're going to jail.
Do you got weed in the car?
Like, you're tripping.
It does not smell like weed.
But for instance, like, all right.
Like, all right.
So let's just say a formal get pulled over with a quarter and I get pulled over with a quarter.
Right.
They're going to, he, eh, they're going to be like, all right.
They ask you what you do.
Da, da, da, da.
And when he look on my shit, they're going to be like, oh, he's been speeding.
He crashed the car.
He, they fucking, we've searched his car two, three times.
The whole situation's different.
And we found a quarter.
You're at.
out of here.
You know what I'm saying?
That's true.
Yeah, this dude was telling me he's like he'd never been to the jail.
Never, never like even got in trouble.
But just had a weed pen and now he has like a, you're going to go scrum?
I got to go scrum.
Hi, man.
All right, man.
What time is it?
Stay out of jail.
Oh, damn, I got to go warm up for split gate five minutes.
It's crazy.
I got a splickade tourney at two.
At two?
I mean, I'm serious about the tourney, but I'll stay on for the podcast.
Man, that's a fun podcast, isn't it?
Isn't it?
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All right.
Is it like, you think it, the, you're playing with Enable?
Yeah, me enable Zuma methods, unless I got dropped.
I thought, I thought you knew my team and then you texted me, like, because it was
me, Enable, Clayster, Zuma.
And then Clayster, I think, said he couldn't do it.
So Zuma got like methods or something.
Yeah, Clay, Clay, Clay's playing a chance, though.
Yeah, YASO.
Same, same guy.
Which sucks because, yeah, Diamond played for Clay at the last tournament.
That's weird.
He just steps out when he wants.
He steps out like, see, y'all have some ass.
He literally played in the last tournament, missed the challengers champs.
And now can't play out.
That's fucking toxic.
Now, that's what I'm saying, though.
That's where I, now look, remember when Krim tweeted formal about the MVP money or whatever?
Yeah, yeah.
See, in that moment, if you win,
I dish him off like I know you I know you took this like you or the org really not me but like someone
should look out for him for Ian no not Ian I'm just comparing like the situation yeah yeah yeah
he missed out he missed too big opportunity too too big opportunity to get paid for sure and he was
definitely getting paid if he went to the one yeah I mean he definitely has a salary he's making
money not but he needs it but like that's there's a two big ass opportunities in my opinion yeah
that's five 15 grand deposit just I wonder if he went into it thinking like
Like, I'm probably going to get to play champs, though.
That's fucked if he did.
He had to have, right?
There's no way he accepts that just to play one tourney and miss out on challengers.
I don't know.
Maybe.
I don't know.
There is some storyline.
There is something going on behind the scenes at NYSL that nobody's talking to
or that hasn't made its way to the public light.
It's going to turn into a diamond verse clay videos.
They seem to be friendly with each other, like on Twitter and stuff.
He was like, I was just like, yeah, go win chance, man.
And he was like, thanks, bro.
Thanks for stepping in.
And like stuff like that.
Because that was the first thing I looked at.
I was like, fake.
I was like, fake love.
So yeah, whenever you text me, I thought I was dropped.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to watch.
I thought you knew I was like on that team.
And then like you saw them tweet out.
I just didn't know you were playing in it because I was like, dude, you've been playing
as quick as he tweeted something.
Like boom.
I get food and watch your stream.
Yeah, I'm about to watch it too.
Boom TV or something tweeted out, like our team.
And then when you text me, I was like, like, let me get like, it honestly like chalked my day for like five minutes.
Did it really?
Oh, that's my bad.
I was like, did I get fucking drop?
Like, because I know they all play at night and like I only play a few hours in the morning or whatever.
Yeah.
So, and like I haven't really talked to them.
I was just like, yeah, I'm down to play.
Yeah, yeah.
So I was like, let me guess.
Wait, so you know like rotations and like spawns and does anybody?
I bet you there's a team that's just gonna shit on everyone.
Yeah, that's what I'm...
I don't know, you got a good team.
Like a well-rounded team to where like...
Oh, no, if every other team has like the same amount of hours we have, like we're going to win.
Yeah.
But I know there's going to be some teams where it's going to be like, I don't even know who's playing in this,
some content creator and then like another content creator and then like two cracked-ass fucking
split-gate players who are just like a little bit known.
The game's been out for three years.
Like, oh.
So, like, it just, it just went cross-platt.
And our team's been playing for a week or two.
It either just went cross-platt or free-to-play or went to console.
Like, something boosted this back up.
Yeah.
It's been out for three years.
You're going to run it.
Some, some.
No split-gate pros are allowed to play in it.
Oh.
But there's still.
Imagine, like, cod amateurs in a.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's still like that top
Tom and Am crack player
that's gonna be in it playing with like doctor disrespect
or fucking
There's no pro players but like how did Tupac get in this tournament?
Exactly.
It's gonna be one of those.
As long as there's no one like that
it'll be fun.
But if we like start up the match,
you can easily,
you can tell like instantly if people are good.
Yeah.
Like just all sorts of portaling around the map.
You'll easily be able to tell if.
I think I've watched you play
play like 15 to 20 minutes of like I've sat down and watched you play that like in total I don't
think I've ever seen you portal I really don't think I don't think I've ever seen you shoot a portal
I do just like the basic portal it's like oh I want to get up there poop and then I'll get up there
but some people like there's shit like it's going to end up being almost like fortnight yeah it's
it's going to get to the point where oh yeah I forgot you told me kids get it's going to get cracked
out yeah it's going to be yeah because
even when I, I went from winning like every other game and then I played with this dude Tanner
who's been like playing split gate and he's like one of the best players.
Went from like winning 50 50 to we literally won like 15, 20 games straight and ranked
as well.
So it's like there and he was doing the best almost every game.
Yeah.
But I was still like I'm pretty good.
Yeah.
Or I wouldn't even be playing it.
Like I'm better at this game than I am at Cod.
Is this your first?
I don't know what it is.
but I just like, I do pretty good every game.
When was the last time you played a tournament sober?
I was actually, I might like tweet that when I tweet out my stream.
Like first tournament sober since 2009.
I was wondering.
I was thinking about that.
Like this would literally be my first tournament not being on Adderall.
You just shit when the whole tournament.
Yeah.
You're like, what if, man?
Well, the good thing is like my mind is so, like, I'm not going to like shit the sheets.
Yeah.
Like, I feel like I play so consistent.
Instantly just solid how many teams are in it I don't know I don't know anything I don't even I saw
Doc tweet out that he was playing in it he was like haven't even played split gait and already
playing on the main stage for $10,000 I'm incredible he's he's a part owner of boom so
Oh really? Oh okay if not like the full owner yeah that's that's who I run all my tournaments through is boom
But that really hopefully there's not fucking it's gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
Like, I'll probably end up tweeting, like, some salty fucking, like, why the fuck is there kids that a Pillar and Splicate three years?
Yeah, I get that.
It's the tourney not fun.
That's always how.
I mean, those, those like gunfight tournaments.
I mean, we talked about it last.
Like a content creator S&D tournament and you're playing Tupac round two.
Aiden's the king of that shit.
Every time I invite Aiden to somebody to some sort of tournament, he always figures out how to like swindle me.
He's like, hey, like, Sharp isn't a pro.
It's like a Cod 4 tournament.
I invited him into a cod-a-four tournament.
He was like, so like Sharp isn't a pro.
I'm like, Sharp won Nats.
In that game?
In that game.
And I still let him play.
I don't know how he does it.
I still let him play.
But like, yeah, there's always, that's how it's really hard.
You actually have to, like, how I figured it out,
because I feel like I throw pretty fair tournaments now.
It's like you have to go player by player.
You have to invite.
players and then
accept or deny every
single player. Yeah. I'm almost wondering
if maybe other
because I said in our group chat
I was like, are we about to be playing some like
cracked out idiots like
that Enable was like, nah bro we're going to be
the best team trust. I was like
so are other teams looking at us?
Like what the fuck? This is unfair.
No, that's Enable.
Yeah. That's just enable.
Enable would say that about everything.
Yeah.
What the hell?
That's not scrimms.
He lied to us.
Back on Valoran.
Guaranteed he's in a Valoran game right now.
Just,
let's play one real quick.
Roger doesn't have any topics for us today.
Are you all going to,
are you going to chance?
Are you going to chance?
Yeah.
It's in the air.
It's in the air.
I'll be there.
I might be bored as fuck.
Me and Bose were talking about it
before we got up here.
Yeah.
Like I'm going on the,
are we,
I'm going on the 19th.
Are we still doing?
doing the
stuff out there?
Yeah.
Is that like a known?
Okay.
But I don't know if we're doing that.
Yeah.
Page,
are we still doing that?
Oh,
Paige's on a call.
The thing after champs?
Oh,
we're still doing it,
yeah.
Yeah,
we're not saying.
Can't say.
Pretty sure I've been
pretty close to saying.
I might have said on my stream.
But you say shit on your stream
all the time.
Yeah,
no one believes me.
No one never knows.
No one listens.
I'm just talking
Do you see Will streamed?
Someone said that in my streamed
They were like, do you see Will stream yesterday?
It's like, what the fuck is he playing?
He dropped into Warzone
And then something went wrong with his PC and he couldn't hang
Or his PC couldn't hang with Warzone
So they just said like an hour of just chatting
And I was like
He tweeted
He tweeted warzone question mark with his stream link
And that's the first time he's tweeted
since like January.
What the fuck?
So it's like...
He must have been bored.
Dude, I don't know.
I wanted to text and be like,
yo, is everything good?
You know what I mean?
But I think he's,
I think he's been playing a war zone with Ray
and someone else.
That makes sense.
He goes to,
like him and Ray like go through different,
they were like bowling at one point
and then they were playing golf
and now they were in war zone.
You know what I mean?
Best buddies.
Yeah, those are buddies.
Do whatever we do the pre-show?
He's like,
I was like, do you know about Cod?
And he's like,
Yeah, like whatever Ray tells me when we're golf and I'm just like, damn, that's crazy.
You know what I mean?
I haven't watched any of the pre-shows, but I don't even know what they talk about, but I know
Rogers asked me to be on it a few times.
I'm like, I'm not, like, I can't be on the pre-show.
I don't know.
I know like, hey, if Will can be on the pre-show, you could be on the pre-show.
If the pre-show is like this, then.
But I feel like Will can, well is like from the community.
He will be funny and sort of bullshit.
it. But I just feel like with me, people would be like, what the fucky?
Bro, dude.
Like, I wouldn't be able to like convincingly live.
Like I know.
Like, who's going to win out these teams?
Oh, 3.1. And why?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, when I, every once in a while, when I'm desperate for content, uh, I watch a vision back.
And then, uh, and then we uploaded it to our channel and then just hope that it gets views.
So I was doing that the other day.
I was doing that the other day
and I forgot
Like on stream or just?
Yeah on stream.
Dude,
do you remember when I used to tell,
I used to need a section in vision?
This is like early vision like season two.
And I would tell you guys to tell me.
I would tell you guys exactly what to say about the CS team or about like like Gears team.
Do you remember that?
I would like sit you guys down and be like,
okay, so the CS team one, two, one.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You would tell us exactly.
And then like, I would cut on just be like, yeah, the CST, man.
We've been going over to the house a little bit.
They're, you know, they've been cheating lately.
They beat luminosity to one.
Finally some good fucking direction.
Dude, and I was, I thought I was so slick at the time.
And then watching back, I'm like, man, it's so obvious.
Y'all have no idea what you're talking about.
Do you remember sometimes?
I remember like one specific time.
I was so cracked out and we would do our shit at like 3 a.m.
And you're like telling me what to say and like I just couldn't get it.
Yeah.
I mean,
I'm sure that happened multiple times.
But I just couldn't and I'm like sitting there repeating it and it's like we're just
cutting every time I'm fucking up.
It's like I'm having to remember just like three sentences.
But you haven't remember sentences and you didn't even know the players like names.
Yeah.
Because we had like just changed rosters.
Yeah.
So I was like trying to tell you.
the names of the new players and you don't even know the whole east.
Sometimes I would just be like having like a borderline anxiety attack.
Just like, oh my, like, okay.
I can't like I can't remember.
And then they're like blah blah blah.
And then I fuck up the shit again.
I'm like literally 25 takes later.
And I'm just like, oh my fucking God.
Like I'm having so much anxiety.
I'm freaking out.
And then here I am just doing a like vision interview.
But it would take so long because I was just like so crack.
down it's like 3 a.m.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm trying to look normal or see normal talking
about it.
Yeah.
Vision was the good old days.
That other house was fire.
We had it.
The scoff house?
The CS house?
Oh, yeah.
Well, the CS house was good on the outside.
So I was like our house reveal.
It's like, yeah, it's a jacuzzi.
we got a hockey rink out there was in that pool one time we got like there was a fucking hockey
thing wasn't there a hockey rink in the back a jacuzzi and a pool in the middle and then had like 30
bedrooms and then i had a whole workout room with mirrors all the way around it it had a sauna came with a car
yeah had a car in the garage but if you talk to anyone that lived in that house that shit was
terrible yeah because it was ancient that house was ancient like everything
was broke. No one ever went in that pool. Pool was disgusting. Everything was broken. Literally,
it was so bad. Remember when Maxwell moved into the scuff house for like two months?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, him and his girl moved into the scuff house. That's when Aaron moved into the scuff house
because they had to get rid of the old house. Yeah, yeah. It was just that bad. She's falling apart.
Yeah, I literally forget about that house. I mean, I went over there. I mean, I definitely went over there
more than anybody else because like I was interviewing the guys all the time.
I feel like there was it was a good it was a good time though.
Like those like three months were like the full CS team was there and then we were like 10
minutes down the road.
They would come over.
Remember we did that like foosball smooth comp and like the whole CS team was there and like
we were all there.
That shit was crazy.
Yeah, that shit was fun.
I only went to that house a few times.
Like I feel like there was like two or three times.
And I feel like they.
There was, I only saw like a fourth of the house.
I saw from when we like walked in where the players played,
where the pool was.
And I didn't,
there was probably so many rooms and shit.
So dark, bro.
There was probably so many rooms that I hadn't even like seen.
Like I don't even remember the gym room.
I literally,
I literally went.
Hockey ring.
When we first got the house and like no,
there was no furniture in it.
I was like,
you know, we're going to do a smooth comp where we do a hide and go seek in the house.
And you guys all shit on the idea, especially Hex.
I'll never forget Hex for this.
It's like, what?
That's the, what?
I'm not going to play hide and go seek in a house?
And I remember Will said, you can hide and go fuck yourself.
I remember that.
And so I'm just like, man.
And then what do you know?
A year and a half later, Faye's Sidman, they're all uploading.
And Simon just uploaded one.
days ago.
Really?
They get like,
they get like six million views.
We need to start doing shit like that.
Like investing into content that we do outside of here.
Yes.
I was just think of like the Mavix chair.
What's it called?
That video came out good though.
Really?
It came out really good.
Were you dodging shit?
The cans?
Yeah, yeah.
That one was dope.
Oh, yeah, that was good too.
Oh, that was just like a.
Roger Hayes.
Roger Hayes when you say to talk shit about the,
about his ideas.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sure.
Listen, I'm sure Roger if he had the funds to just do what he fucking wanted to do.
Dude, if we get funds.
But I think Roger gets like $100 a month to come up with ideas for content.
Hex spends more on this shit than he does.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
But it's all right, man.
You'll get it.
Poor, roch.
Poor,
For Roger.
Nobody can do his job except for, you know.
The next podcast you guys will be watching,
it's going to be Roger, Paige, Josefo, and Matt.
Mm-hmm.
I need the top comment on this YouTube video to be that.
Page, Roger, Matt, Josefo.
I don't think Paige will get on camera,
but the other things.
You don't think so?
I don't think Paigeville.
Hex can't be on it because they're going to talk shit about Hex.
Yeah, that's the only thing they have to talk about.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll be, I'll be that if Paige won't.
do it and I'll I'll be the
direction. But I feel like page has to be
on it. But yeah, you can be on it too.
Because you came from sort of
that field. Yeah, I know what it's like.
You know what it's like. I know what it's like.
It would literally just be what we talk
about every day, but
with mics. And talking shit on
Hacks. I don't ever talk shit on Hacks.
I talk shit on Hicks a lot.
But like a brotherly shit.
Yeah, no, not bad shit.
Not like, oh.
I hate the fact that he gave me
my opportunity
my biggest dream job
our scrums man
it sounds like it is
all right we just got to update
from scrimms they actually just 5-0ed
phase so
it's just a quick
five games series
ever since they ever since he left
which was
minute yeah 20 minutes ago
there's no 5-0 phase
we're at 45 minutes
All right, well, it's going to be a pretty short podcast.
I remember telling my girl on the way up here, like,
I got to do a podcast today.
Like, what the fuck are we going to talk about today?
Like, sometimes I'm thinking, like, what could, like,
is their subjects I can, like, think of to maybe add on?
Here's the thing.
It's easy to do a podcast once a week.
But when you're catching up, bro, we did the flycast on Monday,
the podcast the next day.
And now two days later we're doing this podcast.
Yeah.
Like we just talked about.
Especially when it's like the same people too.
Yeah.
It's hard to like, yeah.
Because you got to remember we're also gamers.
Like no one really has social skills like that.
But also we don't really have life experiences outside of sitting next to sitting down.
Bro, my day has been the same every day.
You don't have to me though, my day.
No.
My day has been the same.
every single.
I am down to 185 pounds.
So the diet...
Are you really?
Yeah.
Dude, that's dope.
So the diet's working, but besides that, it's just the same day.
There's another day.
I will say you have slowed down on the gem talk.
Is that because of us or is it?
No.
I don't know.
It's just like...
Have you been going?
I haven't gone the last four days, but I've also been getting like...
I'm getting tattooed.
Shit fucking hurts.
I'm achy.
Like I woke up this morning.
First I woke up at like 4 a.m.
Completely drenched in my bed.
Pain in my neck.
And then I went and took a shit.
And then I came back, went to bed.
My entire section on my bed is just soaking wet.
Then I woke up this this morning, just achy.
Like I can't, I can't be doing these six to eight hour sessions in a fucking chair no more.
It's bad.
It's like some trauma.
I don't, yeah.
You think about so much shit.
It's literally being tortured.
The first two hours is pretty much you thinking of why the fuck did I get this tattoo?
And then finally, when it starts blowing over, it's just like, are you done yet?
I want to think about food, you know?
Yeah.
I'm taking, well, I take a few breaks, but usually I just want to sit there and get it fucking done.
And then when you do take a break and you go back and they start working on it again, it fucking hurts like hell again.
Are you getting those filled?
Yeah.
It's going to be a while, though.
I'm going to look like a stencil until like January.
Yeah, that's, I was thinking about, I was thinking about just starting.
But I want, because I want to get.
What do you want to get?
I want to get like a whole like palm tree scene.
I could see that.
Yeah.
That would be perfect for you.
Just like your goddamn shirt.
Yeah.
That would be perfect for you.
Why not?
Well, because I, I can't sit there for 11 hours and just get the whole thing knocked out.
My, my guy, I'd have to figure out who.
My guy texted me today with some date.
open.
I could maybe ask if he could get you in there.
I got a guy too, a few people.
I'm sure they got some dates open.
Bro, it's so annoying, though.
Oh, my God.
Once all of these are finished,
I guess this is the first time the podcast is
really seeing my neck.
Yeah, too.
My rapper tats.
Now you just have to start wrapping.
This is like, all right.
First off, this is a mandala
and which I guess you could have your own interpretation for any of your tats but it's like a
spiritual symbol of the universe I feel like that you know that fits me well yeah
game universe spirituality I was see I was gonna I was in like a debate of what sort of tattoos to
get and the look but I feel like this this will go with me like when I'm like older
Uh, no.
Or, yes.
No, the middle part hurts really bad.
The sides didn't really hurt too much.
So are you just-
The Adams apple, not that much, but like around it, like the...
Really?
Yeah, this part, I could tell.
Yeah, that shit.
Yeah, that shit hurt.
But I don't, we'll see what happens when I'm like 50 years old if I regret it.
I always think it's a little late now.
See, I'm already thinking like, damn, I should have got like just a little bit of this.
And then, like, maybe something on the side.
And I'm like, I can't be thinking like that.
I'm stuck with this shit.
Like, fuck, I'm gonna go to my kids.
And it's not fully done yet either.
Like, but then I think like, you got a cool eye.
Yeah, that's how everything is.
Like, when I'm dropping my kid off, like, oh, he's got a cool ass dad.
Oh, yeah.
Like, this guy's still.
Yeah, you got sitting next to both of you guys, it makes me want to start.
It's just, yeah, fucking three months.
You didn't have any tattoos when you got out of rehab, did you?
Damn.
I got this.
I started this June 1st, so it's been June and July, almost not two and a half months.
That's crazy.
All your Twitch subs just went straight to your arms.
It's expensive.
I can imagine.
I got to chill.
I'm chilling out, though.
I can imagine.
Dude, that's going to look dope when you feel.
Are you going to color it or just shade it?
No, just black and gray.
That's still going to look so fresh.
That's going to look so fresh.
All right.
That's going to do.
Well, I don't want to just drag this shit out.
So thank you guys so much for watching the episode two of the COVID-free podcast.
The guys are screaming right now.
COVID-free podcast.
The guys are scrubbing right now, absolutely annihilating rocker.
I just heard him.
He said we're annihilated rocker.
So hopefully that means a champs win.
We will see you back next week, maybe after champs.
I don't know.
I don't know what Roger is thinking.
But thank you guys for watching.
Thanks.
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