OpTic Podcast - FormaL Speaks Out After COD Ban & DMZ First Impressions | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 297

Episode Date: October 7, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:22 Free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming, Ontario. I'm not playing for Like sometimes when you're hiding in a corner Do you have to go poop? Oh yeah You do? Well,
Starting point is 00:00:36 I'm not sure Imagine But I'll hide in a corner Keep my AirPods in and go like Not you Your player Game, though You're saying
Starting point is 00:00:46 Like the character You know how the character gets sick? He said I'll go to the bad thing With my AirPods in a shit Oh yeah I'm gonna take a piss mid-rate No no I get that But I'll say
Starting point is 00:00:55 You know how you said Your player sometimes gets sick sometimes get sick. Yeah. Does your player have to take a poop? Like, when do you hide anything? You're like, is it fine.
Starting point is 00:01:02 I just go in the bathroom air prod. Yeah. Nah. That's not. It's kind of an idiot. If he said, if he said, if he said, I'll just,
Starting point is 00:01:12 I just pee in my, with my Gatorade bottle. I'd be like, whoa. Oh yeah. I got a catheter in when I'm playing Tarky, dude. Sitting there just fucking hooked up. Here you,
Starting point is 00:01:27 here you, welcome to episode 297 of the Optic podcast. We have a man, Kenny. We have the scumper jump. Performal to my left and yours truly big optic hacks. What's up with it? Dude, what's up?
Starting point is 00:01:39 What's it? Congratulations, how your wedding, dude. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, congrats, bro. I sent, uh... Bro, yeah. Let me see the ring. Let me see the ring.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Dan, it's a little black, yeah. I go black. Team, team, team, what's up? That's like your real one? Yeah. Team. Because I wear, I wear like my non... Because I have like my real one, but it doesn't fit.
Starting point is 00:01:58 And I haven't got it resized, but honestly, I've just got so used to wear. Yeah, I just like that. I just like the normal black. But I just went normal black because I'm like, I want something to match like my style. Yeah, my everything. So I like went black. But I also too, I need to get like a little rubber piece like rubber one so I can wear it to the gym or something.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Just silicon. Yeah. Just buy like a three pack of them. They're great. Because you can't take it off at the gym. That's like where you need to be wearing it to fend off. Yep. The attackers.
Starting point is 00:02:23 I just don't like. I don't know. I mean, there's no attackers though because I'm there. I'm there putting work. No, they see the car you pull in. Hey, that is true. They got your camera. They're going to be like.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Wait a minute. Can I get in where I fit in? And then they see the ring and they're like, nope, nope, I cannot. Yo, get the aura ring. Or my girl has, she'd be telling me to get one for like the long. They make a thin one now, which is what I want. I like the, yeah, I wanted a thinner one. Yeah, I got a, I got, I got rose gold to match this. She's like, my, my sleep wasn't good today.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Literally. I'm like, what? I'm like, right, what? That thing is not tracking your son. That's my mood all today because my o'er ring said something all. I'm like, damn, I, mine's the best. My mood's off today. because I'm out of Gange.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Out of Gaj? Dude, it's fucking 10 a.m. Fucking King Gaj. King Gaj up in the building. All right, so you had your wedding. I sent over a gift. I appreciate it. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:03:14 We're going on a honeymoon legit in like four days. Where are you going? To Mallorca. Oh. I just heard of it. Baja. Mallorca. It's pretty nice.
Starting point is 00:03:24 I'm excited because me and V or my wife now, we barely go on trips together. Like usually when we go, we go with like a friend group. or like a bunch of us. So like me and her going on a solo trip is like something we usually don't do. So like this is kind of one of the first times.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Yeah, that looks nuts. I'm also just not the beachiest person. Like I don't really care for the beach. But she can, I want to go back to Japan. Me, I'm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That beach looks fire. Go up a little bit on the left.
Starting point is 00:03:51 20 things to do in Majorca. That looks fire. Yeah, but look how many people. I get in that for sure. Yeah, there's a lot of people. Like crystal clear water I'm good in. See, me too. The murky shit.
Starting point is 00:04:01 like Florida water, fuck that shit. That's what I'm saying. If I can't see the bottom, I'm not getting in. And they have salt water crocodiles. Like, yeah, dog. Dude, why is this just find one?
Starting point is 00:04:11 The death roll. They bite your arm and then they just fucking... You can't do nothing. You go with it. Yeah. Or you don't and your arm does. I mean, you're going to drown regardless. Yeah, fuck on.
Starting point is 00:04:23 And then you're going to be eating. Mercury water. See, I feel like that's the part of it. I'm probably worried about drowning more than eating me. Like, because I'm trying to stay above water and fight them. Like, I'm just good. You're not worried about their thousand razor sharp teeth. Not the crocodiles.
Starting point is 00:04:35 He's not getting attacked by so on a crook. That's when they crocs now. You don't want to be. Never know. Never know. That would be their slithers. You do never know. But like I'm probably more worried about like a jellyfish.
Starting point is 00:04:45 And Kenz is just splashing around and shit. It's like Kenzzi. And the crocs is pulling up slowly. Yeah. Hold on. Can't resplashing. But that's fire. You'll have fun.
Starting point is 00:04:55 That's so far. Yeah. I'm excited. Because we took a trip. We went on the baby moon, which people said it was made up, but we went to south of France. That's some rich shit.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Some rich shit. Some rich shit. They were like, dude, you're making up shit to go on trips. I'm like, Baby moon. I'm glad that you did the, yeah,
Starting point is 00:05:11 yeah, baby moons. I heard that's a brand new one that I heard too. I ain't ever heard of that. Yeah. That's fire though. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:05:17 yeah. I've got to have a baby. You can't go anywhere anymore for a while. Yeah, no, I like it. On a trip
Starting point is 00:05:22 with your lady, with your lady, I like that. I like that. Hey, hold on. Hey, hold on. Are you guys waiting a little bit?
Starting point is 00:05:31 Yeah. Too personal? Maybe next year. How old are you? 27. Oh, you got time. Yeah, I got time. I said 29 and I had her at 29.
Starting point is 00:05:40 That's where we were shooting for. It was like 28, 29. So maybe next year? Who knows? I would, if I always say now that I know what I know. And if I could have the same kid, I would have had her earlier. Earlier? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Because if Liv would have been like born in like 2000 and 2002, 2003. Yeah. I would have been 23 And then she would have gotten to see like the She would have been old enough to like go from like You know from from from our first townhouse To the Chaco Chaco and then where we're at now So she would have got she would have been on the come up too
Starting point is 00:06:10 Mm-hmm She was just born with a silver spoon One of my best friends has a kid So like I want our kids to like grow up together So that's why like she's a little older now Not too old but I won't I want them to be Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:06:22 Is once another one already Yeah Yeah Well just it's like once you go through the baby stage, it's like... Bring on the next one. Well, no, because once you go through it, you're like, okay, now we're going to have to have another baby stage, which, like, she wants to kind of like stack them.
Starting point is 00:06:38 So it's like, A, so they're close. So they're close in age and then B. So it's like, we're not just consistently in the baby stage for like the next five years. So it's like... Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, I don't know. There is. That's what they look like.
Starting point is 00:06:52 That ass. Coming out with the stash. Yeah. I'm about to put that fit on and say. a picture, man. I remember when they pulled that up on the watch party and I legit thought. Is that real?
Starting point is 00:07:02 I was like, is that actually he was a baby? He's had a mustache since he was four. Yeah, it's real. I saw the stash. I was like, okay. Oh my God. I have no pictures of me when I was a baby.
Starting point is 00:07:13 That's hilarious. Oh, eagle suck. Not the white socks or the bears. Bro, eagle suck. Not the white socks or the bears. That was not a pretty game. Bro, Siriani just threw the game. It's tough.
Starting point is 00:07:26 They're calling. for his head in Philly. They're like, fire him now. What, do you agree? I mean, he was making some fucking dumb. What if they would have worked? True. I mean, bro, it's like, it was fourth and two.
Starting point is 00:07:41 They were up 10. Like, fourth quarter, take the, take the, take the, take the field goal. And then it comes down to a game winning drive. We need to score a touchdown now and could have, could have just been a field goal. Yeah, I saw that. Oh, is this Seth? What the fucking France? Yep.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Yeah, actually. They went like, I think they went like Owen. They didn't convert a single third down the entire game. Yeah, Owen 12. On a urinal, though? It was bad. All that butter? I was sick.
Starting point is 00:08:09 If you were the video of me like that, just kill me. I'm like, bro. On the earl? Head on the urinal like that. Okay, mine wasn't a urinal. It was like a, it was the hotel. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:19 It was his. That's like public bat there. It was my room. I saw it and I didn't record it. So that means I'm a real. That's a hazard. I got a picture. Of course you do.
Starting point is 00:08:30 I got a picture. And then I remember walking out of that bathroom and formal sitting on his twin bed just waiting. I was like, Hey, can you wake him up? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:38 We have to go. Then I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:08:42 you're saying, USA. Yeah. The whole time. That was a fun morning for me. It was bad. Yeah. Oh,
Starting point is 00:08:49 I saw this too, yeah. What do you think about this? What is this? The Rams like booths to like their offensive coordinator. defense coordinator.
Starting point is 00:08:57 That guy's just like, fuck you. They're like, yeah. Damn. Yeah, they start throwing bottles out of shit. I don't mind it. Bottles is crazy. Well, I already know. So it's like, I already know those Eagles fans right there.
Starting point is 00:09:07 They were talking shit the entire game. Yeah. So it's like, fuck you. Look at this guy. He's still trying to talk to him. Who, Carmichael? Yeah, Carmar. Number 17?
Starting point is 00:09:14 Look at it. He's throwing up birds every good. But he's like, he's doing it in a fun, like, in a fun, like anti-fan or opposing team. She's like, ah. Yeah, he's like, sorry about this. Yeah, literally. He gets like this and drunk. He was like, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:09:27 And then look, right here when he tries to fight the security guard, that's what you're like, all right, go. It went a little bit too far. Yeah. Heard won't watch a game now, man. Yeah. You know, in sporting events, like, you really don't know, like how far to take things, you know, because, like, in your head, you're doing it for fun.
Starting point is 00:09:43 And then you're like, oh, the opposing team's also doing it for fun. But then something happens in that fun that you're like, wait. I got a chill. Is it for fun? I wouldn't do some shit like that. You wouldn't talk shit to the coordinator? No. I would.
Starting point is 00:09:54 If it was like, yo, it's all for fun, I would fucking be like, all right. Hell yeah, dude, think about it. You grab, you're able to throw one of these just without any, no one's getting hurt, repercussions. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't do that. I would. I'm also up. Yo, throw that shit.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, again, towards the opposing team and if they're doing the same thing, like a food fight. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? We never had one in high school. And I'm glad, because I would have just been like angry. It would have been fun at first But then it's like
Starting point is 00:10:26 You'd get hit with the spaghetti Yeah we had a lot It's like okay It's a chocolate milk I'm telling the chocolate We had one of chocolate We had one of chocolate milk Was that
Starting point is 00:10:33 Wow Because it spoils throughout the day And shit You just smell You're just walking around smelling like sour At that point They got let you go home
Starting point is 00:10:40 Literally Huh They got let you go home You got your gym close They just make you change Why you're I hated that In school suspension
Starting point is 00:10:47 Did they do that for y'all They made us We had like a specific Gym uniform That we had to bring Or we'd lose points Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:10:53 you didn't bring your choice today grade down already I'm like damn dude all they said is like your bottoms need to be blue Wheeling High School okay that's where we were at Your bottoms got to be blue
Starting point is 00:11:05 Had no no bathroom stall doors In this high school Really? But they said yo Bottoms need to be blue Like navy blue So they can match But they didn't have to be
Starting point is 00:11:15 You have to wear your shirt though Your Wheeling High School shirt So I was like Okay bam ran Fucking before school before school year started, go to Kmart, get the fucking double Xcel champion navy blues. Cold.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Cold? Cold. Hell yeah. That's funny. One of the easiest NFL games I ever play with, I'm not sore at all, Devin Bush, after the Bears had the ball for 42 plus minutes. They had the ball for 42 minutes? Damn.
Starting point is 00:11:46 That was in a more situation like that, so we get off as a ball back as, you know, as much as possible. As you can see that, you know, they're capable of the. doing a lot of great things. Holding the ball for, was in 42 minutes. It's kind of wild. The defense was like, the defense, ready to go.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Home. Great. The Jets defense. They are on. They are in ice bass. Now, we're doing this without Caleb. This was without Caleb. Wait, who's,
Starting point is 00:12:13 who's their quarterback right now? What's his name? Riley, Bayjans. Because who is, who is their backup? Was it Baygent the whole time? No.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Last week it was Keenum. Yeah, he got hurt, right? Well, sort of. But Keenum did good. He held his own for sure. Oh, and then they got someone else. Yeah. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:30 I mean, Bayesian's fucking slinging him. I don't like his form, but he's slinging him. He bawled on us. He cooked. We suck. Yeah, the birds are fucked this year. I wasn't really like watching too much. They need time, bro.
Starting point is 00:12:42 They need time. No, I cannot belitt. Well, Seekwan was hurt again. He got hurt like. Yeah, I saw that. Very early. He was hurt last week. Got hurt super.
Starting point is 00:12:51 early. Devante was out. Dallas Goddard was out. So it's like, we didn't have anybody in the game, but Jalen threw for under 100 yards. And I was watching Tim Stream, and he was so excited, and I was just so mad, because like, look at everyone's out. Bigsby got hurt. Our backup
Starting point is 00:13:07 running back got hurt. So, Lane Johnson's out. We are just, Bonds at, questionable. We are just so hurt. Quinyon's hurt, or questionable. Yeah, Dickerson. the squad at this point.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Yeah. Our whole team's hurt. Everybody hurt. Yeah. Our center's hurt. Like, it's just not going well so far. This guy's too happy. The State Farm guy is too happy for me this morning.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Brent Holtz, stop. Stop it, bro. But, yeah, Siriani. We still sort of won that game. I was pissed. He might get, I don't think he's going to get fired, but people are calling for it. For sure. The plague returns.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Dude, I saw that. Not in Zia. The bubonic plague is back. In Russia. Where? In Russia. Nearly 200 people were placed under medical isolation in Russia following the death of 28-year-old researcher who worked at an institute specializing in dangerous diseases near Irkutz. The woman had reported that she had accidentally broke a tube containing biological samples.
Starting point is 00:14:14 What the fuck, man. Day before falling in a movie. This is a zombie movie. Literally. Literally. This is World War Z. What the fuck. authority,
Starting point is 00:14:21 I'm officially describing it as the pneumonia. Some clumsy shit like that. They got the same suit on. They're in the thing with their gloves like this. And then the shit breaks and then you see a little alien squirm out. And then it goes inside of that little slit of the suit that they just made on a... Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:38 I am, bro. And then one of them says, I don't feel so good. And his eyes are black. And you're like, what the fuck? Five hospitals are currently under quarantine due to the possible plague outbreak. Almost 200 people hospitalized at the moment. Says, drama alert. You know what movie I actually watched recently was
Starting point is 00:14:54 Contagent. Oh, Prometheus. Really good. Yeah, yeah. And because I've seen that movie like when I was growing up, but I didn't like, it's like one of those movies I saw, but I didn't really like see it. So like the first scene is whenever the engineer like falls apart and all of that like matter goes into the waterfall.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's like how you were tripping out. Life started apparently. Like he started life. Yeah. That movie's so good. Prometheus. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:22 When the guys look in the mirror, the guy's looking in the mirror like this. It's like the origin story of alien. The movie alien story. It's really good. It's really good. But there's just one part where like the guy opens his eye to see if it's anything because man,
Starting point is 00:15:34 my eyes are red looks and then a little tail. Oh, I think I've seen that clip. Little tails going into his pupil. Yeah. If you like that type like the alien movies, you got to watch. Prometheus is a good one. Ladies and gentlemen,
Starting point is 00:15:45 there has been an Easter egg in this entire podcast that you guys have not noticed. Mr. Seth Abbott. has decided to come back to professional call of duty, as you can tell by the t-shirt that he's wearing. I'm back. 73 tomato meter, 68 popcorn meter. I don't listen to any of these meters. I don't look at this shot.
Starting point is 00:16:01 My scale is if it's over 150 combined, it's a watch. Especially with the older movies, bro. Older movies, they have bad ratings. So 75-75-older movies have bad rankings? It's not like the popular ones. Like, even if you think it's good, they have really bad ratings. I don't know why, but they just... A lot of my favorite movies are like 11%.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Like, dude, where's my car? That's a God movie. Yeah. Dude where's my car. That's the scary movies for me. Like, the funny ones? Like, the scary ones are my favorite movies. But those ratings are awful.
Starting point is 00:16:29 They got like 5% but I love them. Let me guess. American Pie is like another one. Yeah, of course. For sure. All the raunchy shit. What was that girl's name? Fuck.
Starting point is 00:16:40 The girl in the first one. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Like the exchange. The exchange. Yeah. See, now I'm talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Um, um. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is a good one. What about wedding crashes? Of course. That one's rated well for sure. That's a good movie. That one, I mean, none of them age well.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Like, they would get canceled for putting something out like this. No, I think, I think it's all back. It's all back? Everything's allowed. I've been watching Matt stream, bro. Dude, he just, he talks like he talks to me. Oh, not me. No, not, not.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Oh, nature? Well, there's something special going on with him. Oh, he's definitely special. Yeah. He's a special guy. He don't give a fuck. No. They got a one of their artists used AI for example.
Starting point is 00:17:30 I saw that clip. What was it? Like, what was going on with that? So they did a Runecape collab. Yeah. In it, Weird collab. In it, they had a, as an AI used for last minute edit in the instance.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Anyway, long story short, somebody added a couple of AI images. on there? What are you circling? The AI one. Why's Michael Myers? What's Michael? Yeah, what's Michael? The crucifix?
Starting point is 00:18:01 Yeah. But like, see. This is a pagan game. I get why people are upset, but it's also like, it's not that much of the shirt. Like, it's four little images on a full design t-shirt. Okay. But if you're a runescape and somebody added some shit, like, if, you know, I get mad when people put a mouth on...
Starting point is 00:18:22 On Wallace. You know what I'm saying? I just don't think I care. Like, I just don't give a fuck. Okay, but this is, here's a conundrum, right? The reason that people are upset is because art should be made by artists, human artists. I agree with that. But if this human artist who was designing this chose to use AI,
Starting point is 00:18:46 where, where's the fight? there, right? Because he doesn't want his job to be replaced by AI. But if he's using AI, why wouldn't 100 things be like, uh, we don't need you middleman. I'll do AI if you're going to use AI. Before people try to come at me because Jesus, I don't care. Yeah. So I could give less of fuck. Trust me. It's just such a small percentage of the shirt. Yeah. It's such a small. Which is why I also think like why use AI for just that part. But I do. Why can they just commit to like you? You know what I mean? You're part committed, dude. You know what I mean? You're like, literally 99% there.
Starting point is 00:19:22 You could have just finished it. How many items? How many total items are there? Only five of them are? Like, yo, you can do five more? You can just do five more, right? You had enough time. I do see where people like are kind of like,
Starting point is 00:19:32 I do see why people would be a little bit upset, but it's like, I just don't care. Listen, the only people are upset is because AI replacing a lot of a lot of rulescape. It shares by many of us at 100 thieves. It's got to be a hundred thieves post, right? Okay, yeah, a principle we share with Jagax. No, I'm on Twitter. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Okay, again, the people are upset because of the artist being replaced by AI. I get that. Okay? Yeah, I get that. So that's why they're upset. But if the artist was the one they used AI and people coming at Natchat, like, yo, like, you don't understand. You don't understand how much, like, like, you know, some, you don't I mean, like, even here, some stuff goes that I don't even look at because I have people that I trust that do that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Natechat, like, this is like, doesn't, he doesn't do shit with this no more. So, of course, he's not going to give a fucking. The immediate, in the immediate, he puts out a fucking full AI vid of him and Tim. Yeah. After 100 thieves, puts out the apology for you seeing AI, this motherfucker's like they're putting full AIV. Maybe it was bad time. Oh, no. Is that?
Starting point is 00:20:42 They were, uh, I haven't even been anywhere. Oh, my God. It's just saying, Max. You know, Tim Tim Max won flight mode last night for 400K No.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Yeah. You were watching? Yeah. I'm gonna... It was insane. It was insane. It was insane. I'm gonna party with my girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:21:02 You know flight mode you have to get all the things on lock at the bottom. Yeah. So he did it. The first one, and he needed one more and he kept doing the
Starting point is 00:21:11 re-buy spin over and over and over and it didn't give it to him. He gets the same script, the very next bonus. Oh my gosh. Same scenario goes re-buy re-buy, but the second one hit. Damn. He probably bought it, like,
Starting point is 00:21:23 he re-bought it the first time, probably like, I would say seven, eight, like nine times. Yeah. And then the next one, it hit. Yeah. That's nice, man. It was nuts. It was nice. He's out there right now. And Matt was so pissed. Of course. Matt was sitting there, like, because Matt, he was a, well, Matt's winning this trip. Yeah. He was the player
Starting point is 00:21:40 haters ball. I mean, dude, it's just so hard. Like, when, when you're losing and you're with someone else who's just winning and you're like, dude, just give me a crumb. Yeah. It's not like, I'm mad that you. You're winning. It's just, I want to just a sliver of dope. It's like, I need to sliver. You know, this guy is, I heard Matt doing a prayer.
Starting point is 00:21:59 It's like, I want to thank God for giving Tim so much and giving me so. Dude, that's hilarious. From the player haters ball. Dude, he's drinking like double digit high noons every day. Good for him. Waking up, does it again. Dude, think about it. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:22:18 It's like, yo, it's like if you went to Matt while he was working at McDonald's, let's say he's like the fifth month at McDonald's. He's like, yo, one day, you're going to get to go drink as many high noons as you want and gamble as much as you want and get paid to do it. He would be like, please. Please. I got these cheese burgers, man. These cheese burgers. But Matt's up. Matt's up on the trip.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Oh, yeah. Let me text them. Yeah, Matt's up. Yo, I heard you were up. But yeah, Jack, a little bit about my son, he's eight months old now. He's eight months old. Eight months old. Eight feet tall.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Bro, time is assuming. Bro, he's basically standing up now without like, like, he'll grab, like, my shirt a little bit, and he can just pull himself up. Like, he is, he's like a real person now. And now, bro, he's the tallest one. Yeah, he's like a real human now. Because, like, in the first couple months, like, their potato. That's what I always said.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Well, I walked in. I saw the size of him because Iz was holding him. is this a little bit, you know, like, smaller, but he was, bro, like. Yeah, he's like a full manned. Have you ever seen the baby from a spirited away? Yeah, I've seen that movie. The animated? Yeah, the anime hated, spirited away.
Starting point is 00:23:28 You never seen spirited away? No. Oh, dog. Good? I don't love anime. It's from Ghibli Studios. I haven't ever seen this. Bro, it's like, you might have as a kid and might not realize.
Starting point is 00:23:38 I probably have. You might not realize that's what it's called. It's just like a good journey. Like, it's just like a good. It's fire. Like, great message, obviously, a great. message. Oh, I've seen this. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Look at how big it. The bottom left. And I'm stuck with anime like that, but I love this movie. I'm not saying Jack Jack is this big, but man, he ain't that big. I picked him up and I'm like, man, bro, when he says that he grabs onto you, bro, I seriously thought, like, if he wanted to, he could, like,
Starting point is 00:24:04 throw me over his shoulder. He's big. And now he's, like, he's, like, picking up on social shit. So, like, anytime the dog's bark, he'll, like, jump. Like, now he's starting to, like, pick up on that stuff. It's, uh, he's like a real little man now, man. Yeah, I got 10, let me get 10%
Starting point is 00:24:18 on the future earnings. The fuck is that? Randomly. Why'd you have that ready to go? Because he's, he just does it nonstop. And I have, I don't do that, like, ever. That's a crazy noise, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Well, I would imagine. I'd make that noise, but you're also not a baby. But he started making that noise and it's all he does now. It's the weirdest thing ever. Yeah. He'll just look at me and just. He's like, yo, I'm hungry, dude. And is can't do it.
Starting point is 00:24:45 She can't even, like, like make that noise. Yeah, that was a very weird noise. Yeah. I just said it. You just did it on command like so easily. Stop me hearing that shit 24.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Yeah, he must be. For sure. Sleeping his shit here. Yeah, he's good man. He's a really good man. Very happy.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Very happy. Oh, damn. Always laughing. He's literally like mini me. Like, I'm not even, he's mini me.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Oh, yeah. Looks like me. Oh, yeah. He has a great sense of humor. Just like you. He loves to take my glasses and then he'll just look at me
Starting point is 00:25:14 until I react. And then he'll, Start laughing. Because I'm like, I need those, buddy, and he just go, Yeah. It's great, man. Have you guys been keeping up with all the CDL stuff? Call of Duty stuff?
Starting point is 00:25:29 I just got, like, tuned in, like, yesterday. I mean, obviously knew. Well, Draza, I mean, that's my dog. You knew? I knew a lot of, like, what he was going on, because he would call me for, like, advice. So, like, I knew what he had going on, but outside of him, no, I don't know. It's been hard to follow this year. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:45 But I knew. about this stuff, which I'm still mind-blown. It happened, but... Zinni usually keeps me in the loop. That's why I has, too. I had Zini every time, man. But Droz, like, I'm a little bit shocked that they got rid of him, to be honest. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:00 That's a big money thing, right? I think it was a money thing. Yeah, that's a contract. Wait, go down a little bit? But, like, Droz... Embodied what it meant to be a face player. Thank you for everything you did for a Zag, forever a face legend. Like, Droz is just the guy you want on your team, because, like, he cares a lot.
Starting point is 00:26:15 he puts in the time, like he probably plays some of the most. Like, it's like him and Kyler for me that play the most cod. So it's like, he's just a good guy to have on your team. So it's like, a little surprising, but. I'm going to be honest with you, if I'm on this team and I won for this team and there's some two other people that are going to come in, and then you sort of look at one of them and be like, man, I can't give one up on me.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I can't give up salary for him to get paid more. He's going to have that on top. You know what I mean? I already have beef with this dude. Now he's going to say, you work for me? Oh, get out of here.
Starting point is 00:26:49 I would have been out too. Yeah, they better hope he doesn't beat him. I hear that. He's got it. Oh, he's got them for sure. He's going to get one. It's fate. That's how COD works, bro.
Starting point is 00:26:57 You drop someone, they beat you, and then they talk all the shit. Everyone else talks all the shit. And you're like, fuck, man. He might just go undefeated versus them next year. Just on some weird shit. That's how COD works, man. Well, he tweeted like hashtag phase killer.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Yeah, yeah. So he's already. That's how COD works, man. He's already on. I remember that. Hey, I'll remember that, Zach. I'll remember that. Wait, what does Zach say?
Starting point is 00:27:16 It hurts. You did this. Remember that? Oh, shit. Yeah, he looked at him. He's already in there, bro. I'll remember that, Zach. I'll remember that.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Like, anytime we'd play them, like, an online match, you know, just come into the chat before, like, say some shit. Trust me, he loves this shit. So he's definitely coming, like, a little vengeance next year. Which would be fine. It's going to be fire, bro. Because I think the teams that the top three...
Starting point is 00:27:39 You better. The top three going to be five. I feel like the top three, all made like really, really good teams, but then also the middle of the pack, they all, great teams, man. No, I actually do think there are some, like, decent middle of the pack teams this year. The thing is the names on the teams are good players. It's just the dynamics of the team is what's weird to me.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Like who specifically? Like Cloud 9, for example. Like, like Cloud 9. Granted, I think they're all great players. I don't mind, I don't mind the team. It's just like the dynamic of the team. It looks weird, right? It's a weird composition.
Starting point is 00:28:08 I know you're saying. Well, that team is like a, this year is like the year for you type. I think they'll be better than a lot of people are probably giving them credit for. But it's just like, Surge. Like, Surge just looks weird. Like, all these seem look weird. Not knocking into them as players. It's just like.
Starting point is 00:28:23 I mean, they're probably going to get hurt all year. I want to see this. I want to see Koi, dude. And you know, I'm not going to pick them, obviously. But man, I want to see them play. Dude. Ethan? Rancor.
Starting point is 00:28:33 I love Rancor. Kipps, obviously. Kleenex, the issue is always the tissue. But, like, it's kind of weird because Kod goes through, like, obviously, eras and it's kind of like it was like the pre like jetpack era obviously then like the jetpack era and then World War
Starting point is 00:28:50 2 I consider that like the start of a new type of era and then I don't even know but it feels like we're kind of transitioning from all of the top players they're kind of like starting to shift around a little bit now again and then we got a bunch of new people coming in so it's kind of like
Starting point is 00:29:06 feels like we're in one of those points right now where it's like the changing of an era kind of Yeah, where's he going? Because everyone's kind of spreading out again. He's going to Ravens, I think, right? Which I think well deserved
Starting point is 00:29:19 to be fair, I would say. But I don't know. I think, hell yeah. I'm happy Byron's back. I think he's been working. Oh, yeah, for sure. He's been in hell, bro. He's been in hell for like years.
Starting point is 00:29:30 He took your luggage. You know, Paige, what's for lunch? He came into the team? It's for lunch. No, he walks in here. He's like, they don't feed nobody on these fucking? You know, Byron is hilarious. They don't fucking feed people around?
Starting point is 00:29:41 He came in mid-year, fucking Ender's hurt. Took all your luggage from Razor. He started taking, no, he took Davis's shit. Oh, Davis. He took Davis' shit. Bro, Byron's hilarious. I had, you know, sit down with Wiifi, and I was just like, you know, she's asked me yesterday how the Bush was, but I was like busy, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:30:00 At night, I was like, let's talk about it tomorrow. You know what I mean? Bush is coming up again. We talked about it a little bit today, and I said, hey, listen, you know, I was paying the players a certain amount last year. this might have to jump this year up a little bit but what that means is we might have to relax on the prime
Starting point is 00:30:18 a little bit, the Amazon bill. Yeah, she wasn't, she wasn't, she wasn't, she wasn't happening. She wasn't asking that. I mean, today I had a, dude, Byron's comedy, man. Ladies and gentlemen, part of the interruption and the glass is wearing, I have to tell you
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Starting point is 00:34:36 once again is that team announced or not? No, I don't think it is What's the rumor Tim? Him Abe Skies,
Starting point is 00:34:48 Icons, Prolute, and Abe? Which I know icons is pretty good and I would say I'm I just,
Starting point is 00:34:55 it's just a dynamics brother, that's just me See like that team like yeah you hear it and you're like eh
Starting point is 00:35:00 but I feel like they're probably Yo, they're gonna get water It's just it's just so hard for like a young gun
Starting point is 00:35:08 like rookie type of team yeah but they got Caesar he's a winner a little vet yeah but it's like it's just bueno I mean yeah you got Byron too who is obviously playing for a while my bad Caesar no no no no I'm not saying it like that oh you mean like he's the only vet yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just hard for these newer teams because like
Starting point is 00:35:25 one thing I will say though is like somebody like Caesar I feel like he probably need something like this like some little passionate young guns around him no yeah you know what I mean like especially at this point in career like you definitely need like 100%. There's people around you that are like hungry. So it brings back your spark, I feel like.
Starting point is 00:35:41 100%. I feel that. What if he chucked that at me when I say, just throw it, man? He fucking... You'd have to catch that shit. Those a fucking dime. But yeah, I feel like this year, CDL, I mean, I feel like we say it every year, but I feel like this year is actually, it's just going to be like a very, very competitive
Starting point is 00:35:57 fun year to watch. Because, I just think the middle of the pack all got better. Yeah, that's true. Like, look at Koi's team. Like, they're going to be competitive. Like, it's just, I feel like every. everybody. Yeah, I think M80's team is pretty good too. M80's good. I mean,
Starting point is 00:36:10 you look at that thieves team, they're solid. Dude, that M80 roster is weird. Like, that team has a lot of weird upside. I'm saying. Even heretics. But it's almost like the odd ones out of like the other teams, you know what I mean? So like that's why I kind of like it. They're like the odd ones. Here's how you explain this, right? Like on paper, if you look at this
Starting point is 00:36:26 on paper, if you look at stats, like it looks good. But when you look up at them exactly, you're like, wait, I'm like, man how is that? Because the dynamics matter. Right. For sure. What is the What is the dinner table, lunch table, breakfast table, look at. In terms of winning, I think that matters, like, at its peak. So, like, people being good at the game, obviously plays in top four, plays in top three.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Yeah, but, like, a lot of these people want to win, so I feel the dynamic definitely matters. So, like, yeah, I agree. That Falcons team's probably going to be pretty solid. Oh, for sure. I mean, they got two heavy AR slayers. Then you got Krem who's bringing pace. Kids obviously bring in pace. Like, that team could be good.
Starting point is 00:36:59 That team can be really good. Our team, do we even have a team? I mean, the top three, we're not having a time. We already know they're going to be good. Yeah. I'm saying I haven't seen, I haven't seen any of my teammates. Maybe, I mean, I've only seen Shotsie. I haven't seen them. I've seen Merck last week.
Starting point is 00:37:14 You missed out a good video. I haven't seen Tyler in a long time, bro. And Mace. I haven't seen Mace. I haven't seen Mace, bro. What? Oh, you little 10? Brandon.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Hey, the Piper. I know. I'm in Braddice chat, though. He would be joking by. Brandon's watching Game of Thrones, I think. Yeah, I see. Oh, dude, I saw that shit. Yeah, he started Game of Thrones.
Starting point is 00:37:34 You guys call himself Johnstone. He's going to be a camera tag next to him. John Snow. I think everybody was saying. It's been a long, I don't like this. I don't like this. Like, it's an announcement of an announcement or like a notification of a notification. Where of everything has been said over the past few weeks and our, and the uncertainty surrounding media Miami Heritageics has been years filled with unforgettable moments when it's like, okay, yep, yep, yep.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Thank you to everyone. Yep, yep, yep. We all know that there's a question surrounding what comes next. Okay. In the coming days, we'll share more. Get the fuck out of here. Oh, I seriously. Wait.
Starting point is 00:38:02 So it's like a. Yeah. Yeah. How about you just wait? Just wait and announce it. It's like a teaser announcement? Yeah, literally. And then you say, take my vamos.
Starting point is 00:38:10 How about I take your information? I kind of get it though because of all the leak culture now. It's like- It's been weeks. Yeah, but it's like, dude, everything just gets leaked now. But they could have just put a, like, a cool teasing while I write out a statement. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:38:24 Post like a clip of the video. You know what people do it? Yeah, yeah. Like, something like that. You can't use imagery of Rancore anymore. You know, he's not on your team no more. You know what I'm saying? I mean, obviously you can't, but I'm saying, like, for an announcement of an announcement of an announcement.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Today we say farewell to Sender. Yeah, boy, Troy. They didn't hear him leave, though. He had popped that. No, they didn't. He's on them tippy toes. Yeah. Yeah, I love Sender, obviously, wish him nothing but the best.
Starting point is 00:38:50 He's, what mates? He's going to Mates, or where is he going? I think that's the rumor. Yeah, mates, I'm pretty sure. Him and Ray, right? I don't know. Oh, that's a good squad. They did good with us.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Well, I think Ray, yeah. I think last podcast, they were saying that him and Ray are coaching together, right? Okay, Rayback coaching, okay. I think so. I could be wrong. I think. Bro, I promise you, I'm so behind on all of this. I ain't seen none
Starting point is 00:39:14 of this. Yeah, I do. Yeah, same. I, Russ or maybe, I haven't really followed it. I'm telling you. If my chat asked me anything, I'd take Zen. Like, yo, Zin? Yeah, what happened? Yeah. Zinn, no. So I'm watching his stream. Just like, what does Zend talk about? Well, Zin still turning it on going through the Red Inch? I like, I like, he's in it.
Starting point is 00:39:32 That's what I'm saying? If one day I come in with false information because I heard the wrong thing from the sources that I I'm like I usually like What's what's rap saying today? What's Zuma saying today?
Starting point is 00:39:44 What's Zuni saying today? What's Ben J. Naseem saying today? You know what I mean? Like I'll keep my ear to the ground As much as I can but Not in the off season. In the off season I don't watch None of that shit
Starting point is 00:39:54 Unless I get invited to some I'm not talking about I guess. What is this? I've actually been saying a lot of like Good CDL changes Like good CDL changes. Okay, I did see the coaches on stage, dude. Yeah, like that's good.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Two week kickoff minor? Fuck yeah. Start the year with a nice little minor. More turn? More attorneys. I'm down for. Yeah, facts. Makes the watch party.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Just godlike. I mean, yeah, bro. Like, the watch party is amazing through like the first, I'd say two, a little bit into the third split. Obviously, majors, you know, shit like that's fire. But like, dude, that last split of online matches when like everything's already solidified. None of the matches matter. Nobody can take anyone's spot. It's like, dog.
Starting point is 00:40:33 I'm watching Cloud 9 lose again for... The CDO will test a new format of Major 3, which will feature a 12 team play-in over four days, C'd 7 to 12 play-in, followed by a top 8 double elimination bracket. I like it. Don't be surprised if you guys see Amos up there for the S&Ds. I like that.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Wait, you can't talk in this and these, right? What's the rule in S&D for coaches? Oh, wow. So that's going to be like five? I actually don't know. I don't think you can talk. So it's going to be like a week long major, right? Yeah, like five pro teams.
Starting point is 00:41:03 and like a bunch of M teams and then like the M teams could possibly be in the major. That's, I mean, that's good, yeah. Wait, if it's like a week-long major, that'll be so fire. Got play-ins Monday through Thursday and then the tournament starts Friday or some shit? That'll be so far. Coin flip. The first two teams being a qual match. Oh, yeah, that's normal.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Yeah, that's normal. Yeah, that's normal. Yeah, yeah. So it's really just like. That's big though. The coaches being on stage is pretty big. I like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:28 It's got to be like the lower end teams, I would say. Like, I think they benefit from it, the most. most because like the top teams usually the coach not going to really say much you know what maybe like some reminders after the like but for the most part I feel like it benefits the lower teams 100% like for someone to just be in your ear and like take you out of the moment for like a second and just be like yo like whoever comes up off spawn next has to rotate it's like it just makes you not have to think as much and play your game so for sure I agree with that it helps out the the bottom teams I actually think a lot of those bottom teams coaches can earn their paycheck
Starting point is 00:42:01 Oh yeah, that's also true. Like, you get to see, like, actually what they're doing, hear what they're doing. Yeah, and then see if something get exposed. That's true. He might be just say some of it. Some of them might just be trolling, dude. We don't know what they're saying and they're scrimmed and shit. Like, truthfully.
Starting point is 00:42:14 I could hear one listen and be like, yeah, what the hell? That is true. What do he just say? The fuck? Fake news confirmed D.H. Vegas was never a thing. We have bigger plans. Okay, Ed. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Yeah, so they said more events. So they're going to be more majors or more like minors? more minors? You might know, we major. So it's probably going to be, what, four majors again, and then champs and then EWC, and then with more minors sprinkled in? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Look, I love that. I'm cool with that. I'm cool with not going back to Vegas. Because the minor tournament's, like, watching those over the actual league matches is so much more enjoyable. Because you know you're going to get like, yeah, the first day you're going to see some, like,
Starting point is 00:42:53 mismatch matches, you're going to see a top team play bottom team. But then like day two when all the top teams have to play each other and you know, like, you're going to get some good matches. Banger. That's just nice to have. Yo, you never, you were never on, we never asked you on the podcast, Matt, how did it feel to get banned for being a great sniper? That's the most typical shit in the fucking world.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I don't want to bring the shit back up again, dude, because, like, this is, like, following two days when I was, like, reading through comments of shit, I was like, holy shit. It's like, people actually believe you. You get a glimpse behind the curtain of, like, that, like, pool of people. Yeah. Like, it's kind of wild. Like, I'm not going to add a clip, well.
Starting point is 00:43:29 was crazy. The clip I was seen of you would look no. It was like that, dude, that gun was just OPEC. Like, if you were to watch Brandon or Krempe do it, just like we were like a couple days before, all of our POVs like, I mean, there's more turnt than mine, you know what I mean? Like, they're like, it was just like. That sniper
Starting point is 00:43:46 just looked nuts. I didn't even know, once again, I didn't even know you got banned at first. And then like my chat was just coming in before I got bad. I'm like what? And they sent me the clip and I'm like, bro, the clip looked insane. Oh, I was in this chat. I mean, dude, just just seeing the comments, brother, the amount of people that I actually genuinely believe that like I'm cheating and caught.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Like if like like I'm going into the fucking beta and cheating. Like that is fucking insane. Twitter's not real, bro. You just have to, you have to. It wasn't just Twitter, dude. It was everything.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Everything. Everything but Instagram. So I don't really go on that. Wait. What do you mean everything? Like like TikTok, YouTube, Twitch, Twitter.
Starting point is 00:44:21 The internet. It's not real. He was on the internet, dude. Okay. I'll say people come in my chat for the, and first I'm chatting and all they say is finally. Bro,
Starting point is 00:44:28 you have 120. You have 125 kills? That's what I was saying. Yeah, it got capped. You got caft. That's why there's like a countertop right because I have 150, but it's only showing like $1,000. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:41 I mean, look at this sniper, though. I know, dude, this shit was, you just run around centering. No, okay, but just so that you're clear, this is not normal behavior. I can't do that. Like this is, bro. But it's like, dude, this sniper, it's aiming in at the speed of light and it's a, look at that. No, I know. That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:44:57 This is the only gun I was using in the beta. longer than like two hours but I was getting dope. So I was like I'm not just gonna keep wrong with M4, like you know what I'm saying? Bro, this thing is fucking trained-ed-it looks like you're playing hard for and they are not. Yeah, this gun was like op as fuck. I know it's not gonna be the same when the real game comes out. I was like I'm just gonna use the shit. Like fuck it.
Starting point is 00:45:15 And then like, you know what I'm doing? But look, look, many people get, get fucking bad for regular weapon usage. Riley, stop highlighting. No one gives a fuck about the limb ratio. I do. He's like 5KD. Holy shit. I don't know, that's too much.
Starting point is 00:45:28 us to know yeah I mean that show is wait play this play this play this and we got you know six hundred holy fuck this what is DMZ this is like their uh Tarky it's like Tarki it's like Tarkoff right it ain't gonna be like tarco
Starting point is 00:45:40 I'm just saying like the extraction like nothing will ever be Tarkov to Seth nothing will ever be Tarkov it's the best extraction Who the fuck is playing this not what people but who's the player actually come here a little fucker
Starting point is 00:45:56 wait can you go back to looting I was you know 638,000. Can you pause it? You were thinking how much better Tarkovs looks in this? Is that what you were thinking? I'm just thinking like with a controller, like this looks. I mean, obviously when you play it, you'll know it you want to pick up.
Starting point is 00:46:09 But I just, are they trying to go like. Kind of like the apex scroller. You know what I'm talking about that? Yeah. Because the apex like the main school. The reason why Tarkov is so fucking good and fun is because there's like a live flea market where you go and sell the shit that you just got in the raid and you make money through that.
Starting point is 00:46:28 I mean, yeah, genius idea. So I feel like any extraction shooter, if you don't have that live flee, I just don't know why you wouldn't. It's like, because that allows the community to set the economy. There's no value if you can't do that, right? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:46:44 So it allows the community to set the economy. So it's like, this item is this because you need it to craft this. So it's like, it makes sense. Like, I have a bunch of these. You want these. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, like.
Starting point is 00:46:56 And it's like, it goes off a. Rarity. It's like how often do you get this and the community sets it. So it's like I feel like it needs to have that but also it needs to have like a good quest line and shit that unlocks off a quest line. Like Tarkov did it perfectly
Starting point is 00:47:11 for an extraction shooter. Like they did it perfect. You love that game. Yeah. It's just they did it like I don't know how you make a better extraction shooter than that. It's like everything makes sense. Yeah. I hear that. I didn't know. And shit and like you go into a raid
Starting point is 00:47:27 and you don't want to die because it's like it takes time to make that shit back. It's got to hurt is what you're saying. Exactly. Yeah, it has to hurt. And that's why gear fears talked about because like you'll get something and you're like a low level.
Starting point is 00:47:42 So you'll kill like a player. You're a low level. So you can't buy the shit that he has but now you get his shit. Then you're like, do I want to take it in this raid? Because if I die, I cannot get another kit like that. So it's like, I feel like it has to have that. I hear that type of asses.
Starting point is 00:47:57 I do hear that. Because like I'm sitting in corners. My thing about those games though is that like once you get all the best shit where's the fun of it? That's why I need to have a progression system. Like Tarkov you can prestige so you like wipe your account again and Okay. You like unlock different shit and then you go back and now you're a hatchling again.
Starting point is 00:48:15 So you lose all your shit at some point? But you keep a gun? Yeah. Oh so if you don't proceed you can keep everything. Well now they have a thing where it's like so there's there's regular and then there's a seasonal season which always wipes. so that character will always wipe but then you have the other character
Starting point is 00:48:29 which is on like its owning server and that character will always so like you prestige that character and then if you want to wipe when seasonal restarts you go back and play that is there like a thing where like if you don't use a gun for like a certain amount of time it's gone? No it'll just stay there
Starting point is 00:48:46 I feel like that should be a thing why you hold this gun for literally 3065 days right you got this shit for a whole year like you need to see there's not shit like that though there's not shit that like you'd want to hold that long. You know what I'm saying? I hear that.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Because like once you get to a high enough level, you can just buy all the shit they have. Yeah, it costs more, but like, you could still make money. Until of course. Until of course they're like, okay, we're never making those guns again.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Now it's new weapons and then not all the original people that played it now have an infinite amount of. If they did that, I would be so scared on the map. Like if I had an item that only drops one every 1,000 raids, and I'd hide until two minutes and then run away. I feel like that's what you do every game. No, I run it down.
Starting point is 00:49:30 I say that I hide just to be funny, but I run it down. The people you play against will have you, because like everyone plays in groups and there's no like separation. It's not like solos or only in solos. It's like anyone can be. It's like you'll run into a three man, kill two. And then their third player, you never see him, but he just camps their bodies for 20 minutes.
Starting point is 00:49:49 And then you'll go try to loot them and you'll just one shot. So you can be a solo and match a team of three? Yeah. Why the fuck would I play that? Because it's so much more fun. You kill three people and you're like What you just described would get me off the game No but like there's a third
Starting point is 00:50:03 Third? And he's playing like a freak But that's what keeps you coming back though What? Getting mad The anger? Yes Okay you're sick I just killed two of you and the third one didn't show himself It's like you're sick expose yourself It just makes you want to play it's great
Starting point is 00:50:20 I'm with him sick I'm with him on that Are you? Yeah dude if you're not That's because you'd be on the team of three No, I would never I would want to be the pissed off guy You're dead smoking a J? You think?
Starting point is 00:50:31 And I'm camping your body And you're like Nice Nah dude If that was the case I would play pubs Every day I play
Starting point is 00:50:36 Game battles Related to the level And ranked I don't play nothing else That's Increase the weapons You can build in gunsmith You need to find
Starting point is 00:50:44 And extract Weptan manuals I mean It's got to It's kind of It's just like The weapon manuals And shit
Starting point is 00:50:51 Seth I'm gonna tell you This ain't It's gonna be as good to talk I know it's not It's right Are you gonna give it a chance A chance though No
Starting point is 00:50:56 I don't even give it a one shot? Well, because DMZ came out the first time and it was just so bad. It had to have been horrible, because I don't remember saying shit about that. I didn't even know this was a thing. Exactly. They definitely missed, but I am hopeful that they could do something good. I know you are not. If they did it good, it could be fire.
Starting point is 00:51:14 What if it was bigger than Tarkov just for like a month, but you just, would you try it? It will be. Or are you going to be like, I'm never playing that shit? It's not Tarkov. Are you going to have that type of like attitude? No, no, no, no, no. If it's good, it's good. Because like, Arc Raiders, they did.
Starting point is 00:51:26 it well. It didn't have everything that Tarkoff had, but that game was so much fun when it I had a little stint of Arc Raiders. Yeah, I feel like everyone did. That was fun. I didn't play it. But like then it got to the point on Arc Raiders where it was like everyone, especially with streamers, you're just playing and you have all the best shit and it's like it kind of lost the dope for me of like finding the best shit. That was why I was that. That's why I asked because I'm like in Arc Raiders I just had the best shit or I just go in and get the best shit quick and leave. Like it's like, what am I playing for? Oh, you want to kill the Queen? and all this, I don't care of PBE.
Starting point is 00:51:58 And like, credits in that game weren't as like good as Tarkov where it's like, it's just like Tarkov, you can just keep playing. Like it'll keep you coming back. I do hear that. And it's so hard to explain to someone that hasn't played it. Because it's like
Starting point is 00:52:14 you just don't understand. I just don't like the realism of it. That's me. Oh yeah, like when you get one tap by someone with a shitty shitty kit, it's annoying as hell. But like, that's why it's funny. like the realism of that but I do want to play the body cam game. Have you seen that?
Starting point is 00:52:30 It's like too real. That's like almost too real but that like was like that's like almost like okay for me. Like it's too real but like realism and like I don't know. In that game where I need to live, I'm check. There hasn't been a single game that I have liked playing that isn't Call of Duty's movement. You know what I mean? Like when I play Halo and I can't move the way I move, I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:52:53 If I fucking H1Z1, fucking PubG, like that's why I like APEC. because I think the apex, yes. Apex is made around like, you were just good if you're using momentum. Like, momentum in that game is, like, the peak of,
Starting point is 00:53:04 like the game. So, like, to me, I just like being in a game that's, like, movement. Like, you're just always moving. If you're moving better than a person, most of the time, you're going to kill them.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Obviously, you've got to shoot your gun, but it's like momentum in the game. Well, you don't have momentum in apex. Yeah, you're stuck in mud. You get shot with one bullet. It stops you. You're like, I'm dead sliding everywhere.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Like, to me, I just like games like that, too. Sliding down the hill, pop in a bat. Exactly. And you're crouching up and down, trying to get to the rock. Like that shit. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:29 That's just dope at me for sure. Yeah. See, Tarkov, you'd hate it because every kit you take in like your inertia and shit changes. So like you feel like, like you're hauling shit out all slow.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Isn't there like sickness in the game too? Like you get sick in the game? Uh, like, there's modifiers. Okay, that's what it was. So it's like you can be allergic to something and take it and then you need like
Starting point is 00:53:50 antibiotics to clear your allergic. So like, you're in the middle. Oh, blah, blah, bop, bop, you're like, fuck, I'm allergic to this. Dude, if I sneeze. Oh, fuck, I'm allergic to this. Let me get something else. You'll be in the middle of a fight and your gunnell jam, and you have to clear the bolt.
Starting point is 00:54:05 If I, let me guess. I ain't getting it. Oh, no. Sometimes, like, sometimes when you're hiding in a corner, do you have to go poop? Oh, yeah. You do? Well, not, not shit. Imagine.
Starting point is 00:54:15 But I'll hide in a corner, keep my AirPods in and go like. Not you. You're playing. Game, bro. You're talking about in-game. Oh, you're saying, like, you care? You know, how? how the character gets sick?
Starting point is 00:54:26 He said, I'll go in the bathroom my air pods in a shit. Oh, yeah, I'm going to take a piss mid-range. No, no, I get that. But I'll say that if, you know how you said your player sometimes gets sick? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Oh, like, does your player have to take a poop? Like, when do you know, you know, you're like, fuck, it's fine. I just go in the bathroom air pods. Yeah. Nah, that's not. If he said, if he said, if he said,
Starting point is 00:54:47 I wouldn't surprise you if they added it. If he said, I just pee in my, with my Gatorade bottle. I'd be like, whoa. Oh, yeah. I got a catheter in when I'm playing Tarky dude sitting there just fucking hooked up you know the most random words man 100% what do you mean you never heard of a catheter I've heard of it I've heard of it but I couldn't just pull that out exactly I'm not using it like that yeah what the fuck levels of this shit levels levels levels levels I hope yeah hopefully DMZ is good I just don't have faith personally that's fair I do he didn't see the ankle what does that mean I really don't did you did you play the first one did you see the first no I did no I don't think anybody
Starting point is 00:55:24 you're fucking eyes. Oh, this shit was fucked man. Look at my ankle, he says. He's like, look. Yeah, this shit was fucked. No, not. Bro, he tried to stand on it.
Starting point is 00:55:33 Yeah, he was standing up like celebrating. That was fucked. I mean, I saw the whole thing. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug because, holy shit, he broke his ankle and tried to stand on it and was like, oh, that's fucking insane. He's doing like a celebration and just fall over. He's like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:55:49 Mama mentality, mama mentality. All right, let's go. I think he literally like stands on that leg. He said himself up. It's just low-caded. And then just fucking falls over. I was like, whoa.
Starting point is 00:56:00 That was fucked. All right. Sony Japan is requiring 60 hours to buy a PS5. What the fuck? What? Requiring what? Is requiring customers in Japan to prove they, oh, okay. So it's like for flippers, right?
Starting point is 00:56:13 Okay. A lottery would say who can buy one if the applicant, wait, PS5. Wait, time out. How do you prove that, though? What's? Break out your achievement page. I guess so.
Starting point is 00:56:23 What games have you beat, pussy? Literally. Did you play Dragon Age Inquisition for 60? No? Then you don't get one. You don't get one. Loser. You can play GTA 5 at all?
Starting point is 00:56:36 You're not getting it. You're not a gamer? Yeah, you're just not getting it. Fucking flipping this shit. Yeah, just look at your account. Yeah, but at that point, that's when people just start selling accounts. No? Am I tripping?
Starting point is 00:56:48 Yeah, that's actually a good point. There's always going to be a loophole to it. Always. People will find a way. You know what I mean? Like, then they just started selling the cat mom. They're about to make bots play for 60 hours.
Starting point is 00:56:57 100%. They're about to have a, they're about to make an AI bot that'll just spin in a circle for 60 hours and they'll be able to get it. Yeah. It's like build me a 10 foot wall and I'll show you a 11 foot ladder. What? Like something you need to like be on the game for a long time.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Yeah, like a farming thing. And you'll just sit there and angle your controller and just spin in a circle with your character. So it doesn't read. For sure. Maybe I didn't destiny. I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Like in league sometimes, if I got a piss in the game start and I'll take my wireless mouse into the bathroom and just click around so I don't get AFK. I ain't said. I ain't did that. I'll just AFK and I'm kick. Yeah? Yeah. You're bringing the mouse in there clicking. Not to the bathroom, but like, I know what you mean. I'll take it into the kitchen and just click around. No, you took it into the bathroom? That's terrible. The question is, is it the white hand that you used your mouse with or?
Starting point is 00:57:47 Dude, okay. I don't shit that that much. Well, at least once a day. Yeah, that's like in the morning. That's a lot, dude. What else do you do on a, every single day? It's playing dark off. Okay, that's a lot. What do I do when I wake up in the morning?
Starting point is 00:58:06 Take a piss. That's right. And a poop, right? Not like that. You wait? No, I need like coffee. What? I need no help.
Starting point is 00:58:14 That's sure. I need no help. You don't need prune juice soon, what you're old has. Nah, dude, don't wish that on me. Sure. May the gods allow me to poop healthily for the rest? Dude, where's the prune juice? I can't shit.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Yeah, right. If those words came out, I couldn't poop. No, come on. Dude, Zinney, actually, not. Come on, lady, come on lady. 1.1.16. It's not really nuts. I just don't want to share his shit without him being here, but.
Starting point is 00:58:39 His actual shit. Oh, my God. He broke the state record when he caught a massive $1,160, $3 million. That is gigantic. $3 million. Is that a bluefin? Yeah, that is gigantic bro three million dollars he just he just won actually yeah He won three million or that fish cost it's worth three million
Starting point is 00:58:59 I think right go go down do they ever open these up and there's like parasites all over them? Everything has parasites on it I truly can't imagine blah blah what holy cow I mean tuna that the deplorable Democrats has And you know that shit's fire put that no yeah like is there ever a case for like they get this shit and it's just not good you know what I mean like it's not like it's like not use like you open that shit up it's brown. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but look at that thing, bro. That thing is, now you just know it. All this healthy as hell. Look at that thing. Yo, can you see how much? That's the king too much. I mean, that one's fine.
Starting point is 00:59:28 She only weighs that much because it ate something and there's something else in there. You know what I mean? Any other two of the season thing? And they're like, nah. It was a 600 pound fish in it? No, 100%. Now you just lost out on bread. Really? That's it. Like it's, like it's, it's, it's, it's, it's juice the scale up? Yeah, literally. It ate another fish and they just juiced it up for no reason. It's got a fucking pelican in it.
Starting point is 00:59:50 They say that a pound of tuna is around. Hold on, hold on. That's right. 600 pounds, 1.3. The one that he caught was 1,000. Yeah, why aren't you out there trying to catch these all the time? This is like... Is he's trying to catch a 10-pound bass.
Starting point is 01:00:06 This is like fish gambling. That shit sounds tiny. It's not. That is literally fish gambling, bro. That's a max win. Yeah, that's a max win. Wait, what do you know? What's it called that?
Starting point is 01:00:14 The fishing one? Ice fishing. Ice fishing. Ice fishing. Why aren't I doing that? Yeah. I don't fish in the ocean. You too scared?
Starting point is 01:00:22 Yeah. Me too. Oh, yeah. Hook a great white. Get pulled in. You're like reeling in the tuna and a great white snatches it in your hand. No, here's what. Here's what it is.
Starting point is 01:00:33 You're losing. You're hooked on to your rod. Your rod is hooked on to something that weighs heavier than you in an environment that you cannot survive in because you don't breathe on the water. Right. And the waves are also like, you know, moving up. So sometimes you're not even connected to the, to the boat because you're elevated. Now, think about this. Even if you have a knife.
Starting point is 01:00:52 When your fiction like that, I feel like you have to be like, you're not. You're not. You're not. I can show you that you're not. I can show you that you're not. I would be. No, you wouldn't.
Starting point is 01:01:01 Black tip what? Like a shark, yeah. Bring it up. I ain't going to lie. If I hook that thing, I'm not. There's no way I'm getting that thing in the boat. And I think that thing's a shark. There's no way.
Starting point is 01:01:11 Well, you're not thinking that thing's a shark. If it's a thousand pounds, you're like, wait, this can't be a tuna. That's Rob Turcla. I'm sure if you can tell like. This is pre-Gugan. Like how hard is fighting? Yeah. This is pre-Gugan.
Starting point is 01:01:23 But I'm pretty sure if tuna like that, fight really hard. Bro, right there, I peop. I peoped not because of the sea, but because of exhaustion, dude. I fought that fucking fish for so long right there. That fish? No, no. Let me see where I'm fighting. Let me see right there, right there.
Starting point is 01:01:43 And listen, I'm definitely on there. I'm fucking 400 pounds. Were these guys doing it for you? You remember you? No, relax. No, relax This shit is kind of scary though Who uploaded this?
Starting point is 01:01:53 Really, go to the part they're talking about How big do black tip sharks? Yeah, right there, Rylund? Big. Not like super big. Oh, here we go. Wait, are you not belting it right there?
Starting point is 01:02:05 What's on your waist? Yeah, I'm belted, but I'm not attached I'm not, my belt's attached to the rod that's attached to the animal. So that's like you're squatting. Wait, what? So if it pulls you in the water, it could pull you under and take you the bottom.
Starting point is 01:02:15 Exactly. And how the fuck would you wear that? And you got to think about it. And you got to think about this, okay? What's the point of wearing now? Why would you wear that? Well, dude, you're wearing that so that the fish doesn't get away from you. But what if it's a giant fish and it pulls you under what are your boys supposed to do?
Starting point is 01:02:29 Then your boys better be grabbing you by your fucking belt. Because the second that you... Your boys are grabbing you by the waist? What if it's a colossal square? What if one of them thrusts? What is what? What's one of them thrusts? I've got you, Hector.
Starting point is 01:02:42 That's a weird. Yeah. Don't worry, Hector. So long as I don't go underwater because once you're underwater, then you really. really fucked. After a few failed attempts over the last couple of years, I was finally able to get picks of Michael Jordan's G650 today. Jetsby 2 arriving at PDX from Las Vegas. Air Jordan. You already know he's smoking a cigar. Look at that number. Look at that number. N23 6. Why 6? You might ask. You know why. Don't ask LeBron about 6. And then MJ for GOD. Yeah, you know. That plane is fire. That shit is fire. With the elephant print? Yeah, that's fair. Yo, y'all saw LeBron's taking helicopters every day?
Starting point is 01:03:22 Balsy, hey? Very, very balzy. Where is he taking him? He takes him from... Every day? New York. From New York to Philly. He lives in New York but commutes via helicopter to Philly.
Starting point is 01:03:35 Yeah. Every day. Whoa. Yeah. That's like a 30-minute flight, though. Whoa. And that's there and back every day? And it's on the East Coast over the water where it's really windy sometimes.
Starting point is 01:03:45 In New York. Damn. And Philly. A very crazy. crowded airspace, I wouldn't be fucking with that. Yeah, no. You're too rich to be. You know what I mean? Like, at that point, you're like, I would,
Starting point is 01:03:56 why not a jet? Bro, RIP Kobe, but I would not be getting in that shit. That's what I'm saying. It's playing the fanatics helicopter before Rovalvoved the company is supposed to be. How much is it, Riley? Like, would you trust that shit? No. Every day? Every day. Twice a day. Not even a single day. Twice a day. Twice a day. Going to practice, like
Starting point is 01:04:16 I'd be, I would be like, like, scared at practice. I'm like, I got to get on a helicopter after this. I'm shit to myself, 100%. But it's Braun, but like still. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:04:28 I'd pick closer to the facility maybe. Braun is also not necessarily, you know what? I'm not going to get into it. What? Maybe don't. Maybe not. I mean, there's conspiracies
Starting point is 01:04:38 around Kobe. What do you mean? Well, the donations he was doing, what he was trying to fix, what he was studying. You know, some people didn't like it. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:04:48 There's a hey Put a mountain here Yeah no Got the spot on that Rest and peace cobi though But bronze in Philly Let's go Go Sixters
Starting point is 01:04:58 I'm a Sixters Fan all of a sudden 45 minutes With a similar charge Costing $6,000 and 9,000 each way He ain't feeling that shit It's like a dollar They're probably paying for that
Starting point is 01:05:09 Like 50 cents down What's what's 10th What's that $3.6 million a year Wait what Did you just do that math that quick? What the hell? What? I just multiplied 10,000. It's twice.
Starting point is 01:05:22 It's 12 times 365. No, because he's taking a daily. That's charter is daily. Yeah, two flights a day for 6,000. 10,000 times 365 is 3.6 times 2. He's not going to go every day, right? Yeah, he probably doesn't. Well, when the season starts, he's not going to be doing that.
Starting point is 01:05:38 Every day. They got practice every day. Well, half the games are flying with the team, though. I mean, you're saying that he's going to be training via Zoom call? I believe it. No, but I'm saying like half. He's watching Vaughn. He's watching Vaughn.
Starting point is 01:05:50 Half the year they're flying on the team jet to games. Like, he's not flying every day. Okay. But probably like 70s. LeBriah, that sounded like a Pokemon. Arthritis? He's also been monitoring his side. The sciatica, bro.
Starting point is 01:06:04 Jordan would never even say sciatica. He's got sciatica? Yeah, we're fucked. Braun's got sciatica? I sit on the couch for 10 hours a day. We're fucked. Js. Js.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Yeah, J. J's for sure. Which cost him to miss a season? A first month? Jordan never missed a single fucking game. These motherfuckers are living a different life. He probably has a med gun that goes, beep,
Starting point is 01:06:24 and he's fixed. Yeah. Like, I'm not even kidding. He's got so much money. Like, he's got a med gun. Possibly the greatest single male
Starting point is 01:06:32 athletic performance of all time. Catches his drop as a baby. Catches with a baby. This is like, this is old. Fuck yeah. And saves the beer. And then right here's when he gives the beer to the baby.
Starting point is 01:06:43 That's where everybody loves your shit. See me, I would have dropped Jack and insured the beer. Dead beat dad. Sorry. Sorry, son. You'll get it soon. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:53 I gotta go wait in line for 20 for this shit. And I'm on Twitter again. What are you going to do? Man. Yeah, I don't know. It was so sad. On this day, eight years ago. What happened to years ago?
Starting point is 01:07:10 I don't want to feel like time is flying. Your time is flying, though. Oh, my God. I gave up. If there are any GFX editor that are interested in working for optic, Intel, please let me know hardworking is the number one trait Link me work Question mark
Starting point is 01:07:26 Hy-fi media we be Hi-fi Is 11 years ago like I gave up Damn It's just time is just Yeah It's just it's gonna move and It's gonna move quick
Starting point is 01:07:42 The older you get the quicker it goes Exactly So it's just you know And you're 46 Oh yeah I'm already fucking 30 milligrams in and it's 5 p.m. in the afternoon. On this day of year,
Starting point is 01:07:58 100 teams announced their Black Ops 4 roster. Kenny Octan, enable, slasher, Pharaoh. What a team. Rest and peace. Yeah, what a team. Porter couldn't kill number two right there. What a team. Two from the left.
Starting point is 01:08:10 Damn it, Porter. He's outer on seaside. And then my crash rivalry right there on the left. left. You all want that shit? That crash shit was fire. You want that shit right now, I bet. I'm popping that shit.
Starting point is 01:08:25 Give me streaks. I got streaks. Free say, John. All right. Super Mario Brothers. I fuck with this. This is going to tell a lot about your age. Look at that.
Starting point is 01:08:44 Look at that thumbnail. Holy. Oh, yeah. Best. It's so good. Look at the artwork. Yeah, that's a crazy. I carried that.
Starting point is 01:08:51 for about two miles as I was like eight. What a year? What did this release? I didn't know Mario was a redhead to start. That's pretty fire. Yeah, I literally walked from El Paso, Texas to my house in Juarez, carrying somebody else's gift on my shoulder as a kid. Yeah?
Starting point is 01:09:08 Oh, yeah. I'm like, look at this dope shit that I'm never going to get to play. Ah. Yeah. And then look, I did it. Now it's your career. I played it. Me?
Starting point is 01:09:19 Oh, I still go? Super Mario Brothers 2 You don't even know 9 games, Unk? Yes, I do. If I go down the line... If you say another Super Mario Brothers, I'm getting wrong. No, he's going to go Zelda at some point.
Starting point is 01:09:31 No, no, Mario Brothers 2, then Mario Brothers 3. The best Mario Bros. It's the first time that he learned how to fly. Hold on, relax. I'm getting there. From here, we're going to jump straight to high school. We're going to do Zelda, the Okarean of Time, on Nintendo 64. There it is.
Starting point is 01:09:44 And then at the same time, we are also going to do Resident Evil, the first one. Firepick. Yeah. I played that. And then we're going to do Grand Theft Auto from like the first, like the first. The very first one. Yeah. From the top down view.
Starting point is 01:09:59 Holy shit. There it is. From there we're going to go to. That was that release in 97, bro. Damn. The first one? What year are you born? 98.
Starting point is 01:10:11 99. Was it like the first like game medals game? Matt. Yeah. You were born 94. 94. Yeah. Call of Duty 2.
Starting point is 01:10:18 I played Socom too. Holy fuck. And Call 2, 4. Never played Halo. So, these have to be games that you... Like, I can't say, like, Eldon Ring as one of my books? No, because you were already grown. I was already shaped.
Starting point is 01:10:31 You already shaped. They did? Because I feel like Elton Ring something down, like, a path. I mean, look, if you're a mad baby that hasn't grown up yet, I can see why they would pick it. Well, I haven't grown up yet, but I'm... Well, then you can pick it. I still will have solid picture, though.
Starting point is 01:10:48 I didn't put Minecraft in there because it didn't come until a way of it. after. Am I next? All right, let's go. First game I ever played, which is Golden Eye. N-64? Yeah, Golden Eye. I feel like, you played that? I feel like we all played that. Yeah. Then let's go Spyro.
Starting point is 01:11:11 Yep. Bangor. Halo 1. Okay. Big jump there. Big jump. Yeah. First up. Up. Combatable over it. Yeah. actually here switch that to like Halo 3 because like Halo 1 like the pillar of bottom obviously a god game but like what I'm trying to think like of games that like I did play but like did were they really like they own this list you know what I
Starting point is 01:11:40 fucked up I should have said Atari 2,600 and I would have gone with Frankenstein let's go uh... PIT Pokemon, Pokemon Yellow. Okay. Because I don't want to choose in red blue just go Pokemon yellow. You played that before? He just doesn't want to have to pick between. No, yeah. I'm not doing this in any order. Those are the first ones I really thought about. Halo Reach, first game ever went pro. So that was like really what it shaped me, to be honest.
Starting point is 01:12:06 I liked Reach personally. Yeah, I mean, I thought it was good. Let's go. I mean, Cod's going to be in here eventually, but which Cod? Ghost? Maybe ghosts, yeah, just because like, I mean, I mean, first game I went pro and Cod, so obviously this shaped me. Yeah, I thought you were.
Starting point is 01:12:28 You ready to finally play me? Fuck. Adub? B.O.3? No, I'm not doing any of the Cods. I'm just like thinking about other games. You could throw a World of Warcraft in there. Fuck yeah. Best MMO ever made? Kind of falling off, but it's all good. What?
Starting point is 01:13:01 World of Warcraft. What is this? You could throw Counterstrike in there, too. You don't understand. The original? global I mean go yeah do go and then just end it with Elden Ring actually okay
Starting point is 01:13:20 because like I don't know I mean I've played that was the first one I ever played of these type of games and I went down like a whole path
Starting point is 01:13:26 to play a whole shit ton of them and yeah I mean Sol's games are fire yeah no they're very good yeah that's up it's a fire list
Starting point is 01:13:33 got a little bit everything all right I'm gonna go let's see early child I'm gonna go Pokemon. What?
Starting point is 01:13:44 On the color? Game Boy Color? Yeah, red. Then I'm gonna go, I think it was called Perfect Dark Zero was the first console game that I ever played. I remember that game with like the chick on the cover?
Starting point is 01:13:57 Well, it wasn't, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect Dark. It was Perfect Dark Zero. Yeah, Perfect Dark Zero, Xbox. 2005. Yeah, that chick. Yep, because this was the first console that we got, I think. Next.
Starting point is 01:14:11 I'm going to go let's think what was that game called it was like a party game Fusion Frenzy That's on mine Fusion Frenzy That's my shit
Starting point is 01:14:24 Yeah that was a very good game Because this Both of those games came in The pack that was sold It was like a Yeah It was a pack for the Xbox Okay now we're gonna move on
Starting point is 01:14:35 We're gonna go Call of Duty 4 And then we're gonna go World of Warcraft after that You can leave them up. World Warcraft. And then what was I playing after that? World of Warcraft.
Starting point is 01:14:59 And then we can go, let's go Cod. I'd say probably AW. This is chronological, by the way. This is like games that I played. And then we'll go Counterstrike after that. Yep. And then we'll go, let's go current day. Now it's like league and Tarky.
Starting point is 01:15:32 Okay. Yeah. Bang. Solid list. Solid list. Yeah. Very solid. That was like early days, mid days.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Current days. Yeah. All right. Kenny, what you got? Mine gonna be no order. So I'm just going off first thoughts to the brain. Let's go. I'm gonna put Fusing Frenzy on my list too because one of my favorite games all time.
Starting point is 01:16:02 Yeah. Like tailblazer and fucking tower. Number two, we're going to go left for dead. Bangor. Okay. Okay. That was my shit Yeah, Lefer Dead was fire
Starting point is 01:16:12 Yeah We're gonna go Fallout New Vegas Okay That's my favorite game of all time Right there What Fallout? Yeah
Starting point is 01:16:20 New Vegas That's the one that's fucked up Yeah I love New Vegas Okay Then we're gonna go We're gonna go I were gonna go back to some We're gonna go
Starting point is 01:16:31 Crash Bandicoot Oh okay I never played either I was like one of the first games I ever played Yeah Grant that photo San Andreas Bang
Starting point is 01:16:40 I think you have the best list so far Let me think Another one I've never played any of these Destiny I'm gonna go Descy's on my list Destiny 1 Yeah That was a grinding time
Starting point is 01:16:56 Was that vault the glass Yeah yeah that was fire We'll do MW3 Because that's the first game I won my first GB tournament The original? Yep
Starting point is 01:17:05 Fire It's a good one Shit probably felt good. Yeah. Get that gold. Yeah, literally. What other game? I'm missing.
Starting point is 01:17:13 Oh, Star Wars is the O Republic. That's a good. Wow. Yeah. What a pull. Yep. And we'll end it with... Let's go Lee.
Starting point is 01:17:25 We'll end up a league because I... Listen, Lee took over a crazy time of my life. Yeah, that's fair. It's a good list, bro. It's a good list. No one said battle. If you're into that sort of thing. Star Wars Battlefront?
Starting point is 01:17:35 See, I thought about it. But like, I wanted to pick one game. But in Old Republic, I just... That's just... If I could go back, I would remove... If I could go back, I would remove Mario Brothers 2, and then I would move up Mario Brothers 2 later on, but I would put an Atari game in there, for sure.
Starting point is 01:17:52 Like Pong? No, like Frankenstein. I didn't even know there was a Frankenstein. Atari 2,600, Frankenstein, look it up real quick, so you can brought the artwork on it. This shit about to be fire. The artwork was fire. The game, obviously, it's like...
Starting point is 01:18:08 Fucking Pong. what is it, eight bit, so it's it'll show us you right there. Actually, that does look kind of fire. Bro. That's not fire. Okay, so that's what it looks like. That's not fire.
Starting point is 01:18:19 No, no, of course. I didn't say, but the technology didn't exist back then. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. But there you go. Frankenstein's, that's fair. It's my parents.
Starting point is 01:18:28 Yeah. Hello, welcome, welcome. Not your first time here, right? Yes. First time. All right, let's do this quick and then we'll visit. But yeah, right there, that's the game.
Starting point is 01:18:38 That's how you played it. And it's essentially you just got to, those are spiders. Point at that guy with a hat, bow down. That's you. So it's moving back and forth. So was it like space invaders or is it? No, no, you got to jump. Oh, so it's like a platform.
Starting point is 01:18:52 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, platform. So that's like Donkey Kong up top. Like he has your body. How did it bring us now? Yeah. But look at that artwork on the artworks pretty good. So safe. Yeah, that's fair.
Starting point is 01:19:03 But yeah, that's, I would replace this with that second one. Was that the only level? No, of course not. No. This is level one. Oh, well, you said Frankenstein's up top, so I'm like... Did he take your girl? What?
Starting point is 01:19:14 Assuming Frankenstein is like the main boss. What was that artwork? He was like hands around like, you know, princess. Oh, hell of know. Is he going backward? Yo, dig dug. Did you all play dig? Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 01:19:23 Dig, dog with fire. Oh, you got to get the key or some shit? Wow, bro. Yeah, you guys couldn't have survived. But you also got like, dude, think about it, man. Like, this is... This is crazy. Yeah, this was like video games in the 8.
Starting point is 01:19:41 80s, early 80s. Like, people would be addicted to this. It's funny, it should be cool, but these would be the hardest games, bro. On some weird shit, on some way. Like Crash Bandicoot, bro, was looking kind of hard, bro. All right, we're good, we're good, we're good. But yeah, that's what I would do.
Starting point is 01:19:56 God, there were so many good games, room. Yeah. I couldn't think of any, but, like, I don't know. Like, Crash Bandicoos is probably one guy I would take off my list, too. Crash Bandicoot. But it was like one of the first games I played, like action. Yeah. I can remember.
Starting point is 01:20:08 I play Crash, Crash Bandico. There was that one game of PlayStation Kill Squad or whatever? Never played that. Was it Kill Squad or I might be thinking of the wrong game? You were played the one game where you're in the cars and you try to kill each other? Like you blow up? Twisted metal, yeah, twist the metal.
Starting point is 01:20:24 That show is right. They made a show about that. I don't watch it. I didn't watch it either. Any shows that you're watching? Do you see a gentleman season two? You saw it? Gentleman season two, gentlemen season one and two?
Starting point is 01:20:33 I rewatch season one before season two. Dude, oh my God. I'm watching Dark matter right now. Yeah. Wait, which one? Which one? Dogmatic? I fucking hate that show right now.
Starting point is 01:20:41 Dude, I can't understand what's happening. I'm on season one and season one. Season one's dope. I'm not watching season two though. Season one's great. I'm not watching season two. I'm not going to say shit. It's pissing me off.
Starting point is 01:20:52 Just keep watching. I just don't watch season. I just know the season one. Season one's great though. I'm in the middle of season one. I'm like, this shit, I'm a lot. Look, I haven't watched any episode of season two, but I can already imagine. It's like, okay, they're going into another dimension.
Starting point is 01:21:05 Yep. And then season three? Pretty much. Here's another one. I'm already over it. Like, season one was good. They should have just left it there. Season one was like
Starting point is 01:21:12 understanding the box and like all that shit, that was fire. That's where I'm like, yeah, yeah, that first season I was like, yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 01:21:19 that first season I was like, yeah, yeah, they're just showing all the different dimensions now. I'm like, I just don't care about the character. Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 01:21:26 So, yeah, but let's not ruin it, but I will say I implore you to watch the gentleman. Season one is great, but season two is so magnificent. I can just listen to them talk all fucking day.
Starting point is 01:21:40 I watch the movie after it's, I was like, bro, the movie was fucking sick, obviously. This guy, Richie, the greatest of all time. But the way that they're gentlemen. Yes, boss. No, they're like, he's a gentleman every step of the way. You know, even when he's like, has the right to do that, he's very, dude, you got to watch it.
Starting point is 01:21:56 It's so fucking good. So fucking good. So I'm mad that I finished it. Because like, it came out and I couldn't watch it all. I binged it with easy. But I was like, I'm going to take my time and watch it once a week and blah, blah. And then season, well, fucking episode six, seven and eight. I was like, you couldn't.
Starting point is 01:22:11 You couldn't help yourself. Bro, it is so good. No, they get fucking fire. I mean, yeah, now the football's on, it's like, it's like football. What, football all day for you or what? Well, it's three nights out of the week, Monday night, Thursday night, Sunday night. So it's like those nights mainly football. And then the other four nights will be lucky to get through an episode.
Starting point is 01:22:29 So it's kind of hard to watch TV. Pooh, pooh. Cool. Well, that's going to do it for this episode of the podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, if you guys enjoyed it, you have any recommendations. You have anything to say to us. Please do it in the comment section down below. We will see you guys next time.
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