OpTic Podcast - FormaL Speaks Out After COD Ban & DMZ First Impressions | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 297
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I'm not playing for
Like sometimes when you're hiding in a corner
Do you have to go poop?
Oh yeah
You do?
Well,
I'm not sure
Imagine
But I'll hide in a corner
Keep my AirPods in and go like
Not you
Your player
Game, though
You're saying
Like the character
You know how the character gets sick?
He said I'll go to the bad thing
With my AirPods in a shit
Oh yeah
I'm gonna take a piss mid-rate
No no I get that
But I'll say
You know how you said
Your player sometimes gets sick
sometimes get sick.
Yeah.
Does your player have to take a poop?
Like, when do you hide anything?
You're like,
is it fine.
I just go in the bathroom air prod.
Yeah.
Nah.
That's not.
It's kind of an idiot.
If he said,
if he said,
if he said, I'll just,
I just pee in my,
with my Gatorade bottle.
I'd be like, whoa.
Oh yeah.
I got a catheter in when I'm playing Tarky,
dude.
Sitting there just fucking hooked up.
Here you,
here you,
welcome to episode 297 of the Optic podcast.
We have a man,
Kenny.
We have the scumper jump.
Performal to my left and yours truly big optic hacks.
What's up with it?
Dude, what's up?
What's it?
Congratulations, how your wedding, dude.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, congrats, bro.
I sent, uh...
Bro, yeah.
Let me see the ring.
Let me see the ring.
Dan, it's a little black, yeah.
I go black.
Team, team, team, what's up?
That's like your real one?
Yeah.
Team.
Because I wear, I wear like my non...
Because I have like my real one, but it doesn't fit.
And I haven't got it resized, but honestly, I've just got so used to wear.
Yeah, I just like that.
I just like the normal black.
But I just went normal black because I'm like, I want something to match like my style.
Yeah, my everything.
So I like went black.
But I also too, I need to get like a little rubber piece like rubber one so I can wear it to
the gym or something.
Just silicon.
Yeah.
Just buy like a three pack of them.
They're great.
Because you can't take it off at the gym.
That's like where you need to be wearing it to fend off.
Yep.
The attackers.
I just don't like.
I don't know.
I mean, there's no attackers though because I'm there.
I'm there putting work.
No, they see the car you pull in.
Hey, that is true.
They got your camera.
They're going to be like.
Wait a minute. Can I get in where I fit in?
And then they see the ring and they're like, nope, nope, I cannot.
Yo, get the aura ring.
Or my girl has, she'd be telling me to get one for like the long.
They make a thin one now, which is what I want.
I like the, yeah, I wanted a thinner one.
Yeah, I got a, I got, I got rose gold to match this.
She's like, my, my sleep wasn't good today.
Literally.
I'm like, what?
I'm like, right, what?
That thing is not tracking your son.
That's my mood all today because my o'er ring said something all.
I'm like, damn, I, mine's the best.
My mood's off today.
because I'm out of Gange.
Out of Gaj?
Dude, it's fucking 10 a.m.
Fucking King Gaj.
King Gaj up in the building.
All right, so you had your wedding.
I sent over a gift.
I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
We're going on a honeymoon legit in like four days.
Where are you going?
To Mallorca.
Oh.
I just heard of it.
Baja.
Mallorca.
It's pretty nice.
I'm excited because me and V or my wife now,
we barely go on trips together.
Like usually when we go,
we go with like a friend group.
or like a bunch of us.
So like me and her going on a solo trip
is like something we usually don't do.
So like this is kind of one of the first times.
Yeah, that looks nuts.
I'm also just not the beachiest person.
Like I don't really care for the beach.
But she can, I want to go back to Japan.
Me, I'm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That beach looks fire.
Go up a little bit on the left.
20 things to do in Majorca.
That looks fire.
Yeah, but look how many people.
I get in that for sure.
Yeah, there's a lot of people.
Like crystal clear water I'm good in.
See, me too.
The murky shit.
like Florida water,
fuck that shit.
That's what I'm saying.
If I can't see the bottom,
I'm not getting in.
And they have salt water crocodiles.
Like, yeah, dog.
Dude, why is this just find one?
The death roll.
They bite your arm and then they just fucking...
You can't do nothing.
You go with it.
Yeah.
Or you don't and your arm does.
I mean, you're going to drown regardless.
Yeah, fuck on.
And then you're going to be eating.
Mercury water.
See, I feel like that's the part of it.
I'm probably worried about drowning more than eating me.
Like, because I'm trying to stay above water and fight them.
Like, I'm just good.
You're not worried about their thousand razor sharp teeth.
Not the crocodiles.
He's not getting attacked by so on a crook.
That's when they crocs now.
You don't want to be.
Never know.
Never know.
That would be their slithers.
You do never know.
But like I'm probably more worried about like a jellyfish.
And Kenz is just splashing around and shit.
It's like Kenzzi.
And the crocs is pulling up slowly.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Can't resplashing.
But that's fire.
You'll have fun.
That's so far.
Yeah.
I'm excited.
Because we took a trip.
We went on the baby moon,
which people said it was made up,
but we went to south of France.
That's some rich shit.
Some rich shit.
Some rich shit.
They were like, dude,
you're making up shit to go on trips.
I'm like,
Baby moon.
I'm glad that you did the,
yeah,
yeah,
baby moons.
I heard that's a brand new one
that I heard too.
I ain't ever heard of that.
Yeah.
That's fire though.
Yeah,
yeah.
I've got to have a baby.
You can't go anywhere anymore
for a while.
Yeah,
no,
I like it.
On a trip
with your lady,
with your lady,
I like that.
I like that.
Hey,
hold on.
Hey, hold on.
Are you guys waiting a little bit?
Yeah.
Too personal?
Maybe next year.
How old are you?
27.
Oh, you got time.
Yeah, I got time.
I said 29 and I had her at 29.
That's where we were shooting for.
It was like 28, 29.
So maybe next year?
Who knows?
I would, if I always say now that I know what I know.
And if I could have the same kid, I would have had her earlier.
Earlier?
Yeah.
Because if Liv would have been like born in like 2000 and 2002, 2003.
Yeah.
I would have been 23
And then she would have gotten to see like the
She would have been old enough to like go from like
You know from from from our first townhouse
To the Chaco Chaco and then where we're at now
So she would have got she would have been on the come up too
Mm-hmm
She was just born with a silver spoon
One of my best friends has a kid
So like I want our kids to like grow up together
So that's why like she's a little older now
Not too old but I won't I want them to be
Yeah
Yeah
Is once another one already
Yeah
Yeah
Well just it's like once you go through the baby
stage, it's like...
Bring on the next one.
Well, no, because once you go through it, you're like, okay, now we're going to have to
have another baby stage, which, like, she wants to kind of like stack them.
So it's like, A, so they're close.
So they're close in age and then B.
So it's like, we're not just consistently in the baby stage for like the next five years.
So it's like...
Oh, that makes sense.
Yeah, I don't know.
There is.
That's what they look like.
That ass.
Coming out with the stash.
Yeah.
I'm about to put that fit on and say.
a picture, man.
I remember when they pulled that up
on the watch party and I legit thought.
Is that real?
I was like, is that actually
he was a baby?
He's had a mustache since he was four.
Yeah, it's real.
I saw the stash.
I was like, okay.
Oh my God.
I have no pictures of me when I was a baby.
That's hilarious.
Oh, eagle suck.
Not the white socks or the bears.
Bro, eagle suck.
Not the white socks or the bears.
That was not a pretty game.
Bro, Siriani just threw the game.
It's tough.
They're calling.
for his head in Philly.
They're like, fire him now.
What, do you agree?
I mean, he was making some fucking dumb.
What if they would have worked?
True.
I mean, bro, it's like, it was fourth and two.
They were up 10.
Like, fourth quarter, take the, take the, take the, take the field goal.
And then it comes down to a game winning drive.
We need to score a touchdown now and could have, could have just been a field goal.
Yeah, I saw that.
Oh, is this Seth?
What the fucking France?
Yep.
Yeah, actually.
They went like, I think they went like Owen.
They didn't convert a single third down the entire game.
Yeah, Owen 12.
On a urinal, though?
It was bad.
All that butter?
I was sick.
If you were the video of me like that, just kill me.
I'm like, bro.
On the earl?
Head on the urinal like that.
Okay, mine wasn't a urinal.
It was like a, it was the hotel.
Okay.
Yeah.
It was his.
That's like public bat there.
It was my room.
I saw it and I didn't record it.
So that means I'm a real.
That's a hazard.
I got a picture.
Of course you do.
I got a picture.
And then I remember walking out of that bathroom
and formal sitting on his twin bed
just waiting.
I was like,
Hey,
can you wake him up?
Yeah.
We have to go.
Then I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
you're saying,
USA.
Yeah.
The whole time.
That was a fun morning for me.
It was bad.
Yeah.
Oh,
I saw this too,
yeah.
What do you think about this?
What is this?
The Rams like booths
to like their offensive
coordinator.
defense coordinator.
That guy's just like, fuck you.
They're like, yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, they start throwing bottles out of shit.
I don't mind it.
Bottles is crazy.
Well, I already know.
So it's like, I already know those Eagles fans right there.
They were talking shit the entire game.
Yeah.
So it's like, fuck you.
Look at this guy.
He's still trying to talk to him.
Who, Carmichael?
Yeah, Carmar.
Number 17?
Look at it.
He's throwing up birds every good.
But he's like, he's doing it in a fun, like, in a fun, like anti-fan or opposing team.
She's like, ah.
Yeah, he's like, sorry about this.
Yeah, literally.
He gets like this and drunk.
He was like, it's crazy.
And then look, right here when he tries to fight the security guard,
that's what you're like, all right, go.
It went a little bit too far.
Yeah.
Heard won't watch a game now, man.
Yeah.
You know, in sporting events, like, you really don't know, like how far to take things,
you know, because, like, in your head, you're doing it for fun.
And then you're like, oh, the opposing team's also doing it for fun.
But then something happens in that fun that you're like, wait.
I got a chill.
Is it for fun?
I wouldn't do some shit like that.
You wouldn't talk shit to the coordinator?
No.
I would.
If it was like, yo, it's all for fun, I would fucking be like, all right.
Hell yeah, dude, think about it.
You grab, you're able to throw one of these just without any, no one's getting hurt,
repercussions.
Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't do that.
I would.
I'm also up.
Yo, throw that shit.
Yeah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, again, towards the opposing team and if they're doing the same thing,
like a food fight.
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I mean?
We never had one in high school.
And I'm glad, because I would have just been like angry.
It would have been fun at first
But then it's like
You'd get hit with the spaghetti
Yeah we had a lot
It's like okay
It's a chocolate milk
I'm telling the chocolate
We had one of chocolate
We had one of chocolate milk
Was that
Wow
Because it spoils throughout the day
And shit
You just smell
You're just walking around
smelling like sour
At that point
They got let you go home
Literally
Huh
They got let you go home
You got your gym close
They just make you change
Why you're
I hated that
In school suspension
Did they do that for y'all
They made us
We had like a specific
Gym uniform
That we had to bring
Or we'd lose points
Yeah
Yeah
you didn't bring your choice today
grade down already
I'm like damn
dude all they said is like
your bottoms need to be blue
Wheeling High School
okay that's where we were at
Your bottoms got to be blue
Had no no bathroom stall doors
In this high school
Really?
But they said yo
Bottoms need to be blue
Like navy blue
So they can match
But they didn't have to be
You have to wear your shirt though
Your Wheeling High School shirt
So I was like
Okay bam ran
Fucking before school
before school year started, go to Kmart,
get the fucking double Xcel champion navy blues.
Cold.
Cold?
Cold.
Hell yeah.
That's funny.
One of the easiest NFL games I ever play with,
I'm not sore at all, Devin Bush, after the Bears had the ball for 42 plus minutes.
They had the ball for 42 minutes?
Damn.
That was in a more situation like that, so we get off as a ball back as, you know, as much as possible.
As you can see that, you know, they're capable of the.
doing a lot of great things.
Holding the ball for, was in 42 minutes.
It's kind of wild.
The defense was like,
the defense,
ready to go.
Home.
Great.
The Jets defense.
They are on.
They are in ice bass.
Now, we're doing this without Caleb.
This was without Caleb.
Wait, who's,
who's their quarterback right now?
What's his name?
Riley,
Bayjans.
Because who is,
who is their backup?
Was it Baygent the whole time?
No.
Last week it was Keenum.
Yeah, he got hurt, right?
Well, sort of.
But Keenum did good.
He held his own for sure.
Oh, and then they got someone else.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I mean, Bayesian's fucking slinging him.
I don't like his form, but he's slinging him.
He bawled on us.
He cooked.
We suck.
Yeah, the birds are fucked this year.
I wasn't really like watching too much.
They need time, bro.
They need time.
No, I cannot belitt.
Well, Seekwan was hurt again.
He got hurt like.
Yeah, I saw that.
Very early.
He was hurt last week.
Got hurt super.
early. Devante was out. Dallas Goddard
was out. So it's like, we
didn't have anybody in the game, but Jalen
threw for under 100 yards. And I was watching
Tim Stream, and he was
so excited, and I was
just so mad, because like, look at everyone's
out. Bigsby got hurt. Our backup
running back got hurt. So, Lane
Johnson's out. We are
just, Bonds at, questionable.
We are just
so hurt. Quinyon's
hurt, or questionable.
Yeah, Dickerson.
the squad at this point.
Yeah.
Our whole team's hurt.
Everybody hurt.
Yeah.
Our center's hurt.
Like, it's just not going well so far.
This guy's too happy.
The State Farm guy is too happy for me this morning.
Brent Holtz, stop.
Stop it, bro.
But, yeah, Siriani.
We still sort of won that game.
I was pissed.
He might get, I don't think he's going to get fired, but people are calling for it.
For sure.
The plague returns.
Dude, I saw that.
Not in Zia.
The bubonic plague is back.
In Russia.
Where?
In Russia.
Nearly 200 people were placed under medical isolation in Russia following the death of 28-year-old researcher who worked at an institute specializing in dangerous diseases near Irkutz.
The woman had reported that she had accidentally broke a tube containing biological samples.
What the fuck, man.
Day before falling in a movie.
This is a zombie movie.
Literally.
Literally.
This is World War Z.
What the fuck.
authority,
I'm officially describing it as the pneumonia.
Some clumsy shit like that.
They got the same suit on.
They're in the thing with their gloves like this.
And then the shit breaks and then you see a little alien squirm out.
And then it goes inside of that little slit of the suit that they just made on a...
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I am, bro.
And then one of them says, I don't feel so good.
And his eyes are black.
And you're like, what the fuck?
Five hospitals are currently under quarantine due to the possible plague outbreak.
Almost 200 people hospitalized at the moment.
Says, drama alert.
You know what movie I actually watched recently was
Contagent.
Oh, Prometheus.
Really good.
Yeah, yeah.
And because I've seen that movie like when I was growing up, but I didn't like,
it's like one of those movies I saw, but I didn't really like see it.
So like the first scene is whenever the engineer like falls apart and all of that like
matter goes into the waterfall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's like how you were tripping out.
Life started apparently.
Like he started life.
Yeah.
That movie's so good.
Prometheus.
Yeah.
When the guys look in the mirror,
the guy's looking in the mirror like this.
It's like the origin story of alien.
The movie alien story.
It's really good.
It's really good.
But there's just one part where like the guy opens his eye to see if it's anything because
man,
my eyes are red looks and then a little tail.
Oh, I think I've seen that clip.
Little tails going into his pupil.
Yeah.
If you like that type like the alien movies,
you got to watch.
Prometheus is a good one.
Ladies and gentlemen,
there has been an Easter egg in this entire podcast that you guys have not noticed.
Mr. Seth Abbott.
has decided to come back to professional
call of duty, as you can tell by the t-shirt that he's wearing.
I'm back.
73 tomato meter, 68 popcorn meter.
I don't listen to any of these meters.
I don't look at this shot.
My scale is if it's over 150 combined, it's a watch.
Especially with the older movies, bro.
Older movies, they have bad ratings.
So 75-75-older movies have bad rankings?
It's not like the popular ones.
Like, even if you think it's good, they have really bad ratings.
I don't know why, but they just...
A lot of my favorite movies are like 11%.
Like, dude, where's my car?
That's a God movie.
Yeah.
Dude where's my car.
That's the scary movies for me.
Like, the funny ones?
Like, the scary ones are my favorite movies.
But those ratings are awful.
They got like 5% but I love them.
Let me guess.
American Pie is like another one.
Yeah, of course.
For sure.
All the raunchy shit.
What was that girl's name?
Fuck.
The girl in the first one.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
Like the exchange.
The exchange.
Yeah.
See, now I'm talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Um, um.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is a good one.
What about wedding crashes?
Of course.
That one's rated well for sure.
That's a good movie.
That one, I mean, none of them age well.
Like, they would get canceled for putting something out like this.
No, I think, I think it's all back.
It's all back?
Everything's allowed.
I've been watching Matt stream, bro.
Dude, he just, he talks like he talks to me.
Oh, not me.
No, not, not.
Oh, nature?
Well, there's something special going on with him.
Oh, he's definitely special.
Yeah.
He's a special guy.
He don't give a fuck.
No.
They got a one of their artists used AI for example.
I saw that clip.
What was it?
Like, what was going on with that?
So they did a Runecape collab.
Yeah.
In it,
Weird collab.
In it, they had a, as an AI used for last minute edit in the instance.
Anyway, long story short, somebody added a couple of AI images.
on there?
What are you circling?
The AI one.
Why's Michael Myers?
What's Michael?
Yeah, what's Michael?
The crucifix?
Yeah.
But like, see.
This is a pagan game.
I get why people are upset, but it's also like, it's not that much of the shirt.
Like, it's four little images on a full design t-shirt.
Okay.
But if you're a runescape and somebody added some shit, like, if, you know, I get mad
when people put a mouth on...
On Wallace.
You know what I'm saying?
I just don't think I care.
Like, I just don't give a fuck.
Okay, but this is, here's a conundrum, right?
The reason that people are upset is because art should be made by artists, human artists.
I agree with that.
But if this human artist who was designing this chose to use AI,
where, where's the fight?
there, right? Because he doesn't want his job to be replaced by AI. But if he's using AI,
why wouldn't 100 things be like, uh, we don't need you middleman. I'll do AI if you're going to use
AI. Before people try to come at me because Jesus, I don't care. Yeah. So I could give less of
fuck. Trust me. It's just such a small percentage of the shirt. Yeah. It's such a small.
Which is why I also think like why use AI for just that part. But I do. Why can they just
commit to like you? You know what I mean? You're part committed, dude. You know what I mean? You're like,
literally 99% there.
You could have just finished it.
How many items?
How many total items are there?
Only five of them are?
Like, yo, you can do five more?
You can just do five more, right?
You had enough time.
I do see where people like are kind of like,
I do see why people would be a little bit upset,
but it's like, I just don't care.
Listen, the only people are upset is because AI replacing a lot of a lot of rulescape.
It shares by many of us at 100 thieves.
It's got to be a hundred thieves post, right?
Okay, yeah, a principle we share with Jagax.
No, I'm on Twitter.
Yeah, for sure.
Okay, again, the people are upset because of the artist being replaced by AI.
I get that.
Okay?
Yeah, I get that.
So that's why they're upset.
But if the artist was the one they used AI and people coming at Natchat, like, yo, like, you don't understand.
You don't understand how much, like, like, you know, some, you don't I mean, like, even here, some stuff goes that I don't even look at because I have people that I trust that do that.
Yeah.
Natechat, like, this is like, doesn't, he doesn't do shit with this no more.
So, of course, he's not going to give a fucking.
The immediate, in the immediate, he puts out a fucking full AI vid of him and Tim.
Yeah.
After 100 thieves, puts out the apology for you seeing AI, this motherfucker's like they're putting full AIV.
Maybe it was bad time.
Oh, no.
Is that?
They were, uh, I haven't even been anywhere.
Oh, my God.
It's just saying, Max.
You know, Tim
Tim Max won
flight mode last night
for 400K
No.
Yeah.
You were watching?
Yeah.
I'm gonna...
It was insane.
It was insane.
It was insane.
I'm gonna party with my girlfriend.
You know flight mode
you have to get all the
things on lock at the bottom.
Yeah.
So he did it.
The first one,
and he needed one more
and he kept doing the
re-buy spin over and over and over
and it didn't give it to him.
He gets the same script,
the very next bonus.
Oh my gosh.
Same scenario goes re-buy
re-buy, but the second one hit.
Damn. He probably bought it, like,
he re-bought it the first time, probably like,
I would say seven, eight, like nine times.
Yeah. And then the next one, it hit.
Yeah. That's nice, man. It was nuts. It was nice.
He's out there right now. And Matt was so pissed.
Of course.
Matt was sitting there, like, because Matt, he was a,
well, Matt's winning this trip. Yeah. He was the player
haters ball. I mean, dude, it's just so hard. Like, when,
when you're losing and you're with someone else who's just winning and you're like,
dude, just give me a crumb. Yeah.
It's not like, I'm mad that you.
You're winning.
It's just, I want to just a sliver of dope.
It's like, I need to sliver.
You know, this guy is, I heard Matt doing a prayer.
It's like, I want to thank God for giving Tim so much and giving me so.
Dude, that's hilarious.
From the player haters ball.
Dude, he's drinking like double digit high noons every day.
Good for him.
Waking up, does it again.
Dude, think about it.
It's crazy.
It's like, yo, it's like if you went to Matt while he was working at McDonald's, let's say he's like the fifth month at McDonald's.
He's like, yo, one day, you're going to get to go drink as many high noons as you want and gamble as much as you want and get paid to do it.
He would be like, please.
Please.
I got these cheese burgers, man.
These cheese burgers.
But Matt's up.
Matt's up on the trip.
Oh, yeah.
Let me text them.
Yeah, Matt's up.
Yo, I heard you were up.
But yeah, Jack, a little bit about my son, he's eight months old now.
He's eight months old.
Eight months old.
Eight feet tall.
Bro, time is assuming.
Bro, he's basically standing up now without like, like, he'll grab, like, my shirt a little bit,
and he can just pull himself up.
Like, he is, he's like a real person now.
And now, bro, he's the tallest one.
Yeah, he's like a real human now.
Because, like, in the first couple months, like, their potato.
That's what I always said.
Well, I walked in.
I saw the size of him because Iz was holding him.
is this a little bit, you know, like, smaller, but he was, bro, like.
Yeah, he's like a full manned.
Have you ever seen the baby from a spirited away?
Yeah, I've seen that movie.
The animated?
Yeah, the anime hated, spirited away.
You never seen spirited away?
No.
Oh, dog.
Good?
I don't love anime.
It's from Ghibli Studios.
I haven't ever seen this.
Bro, it's like, you might have as a kid and might not realize.
I probably have.
You might not realize that's what it's called.
It's just like a good journey.
Like, it's just like a good.
It's fire.
Like, great message, obviously, a great.
message. Oh, I've seen this.
Yeah, yeah.
Look at how big it. The bottom left.
And I'm stuck with anime like that, but I
love this movie.
I'm not saying Jack Jack is this big,
but man, he ain't that big. I picked
him up and I'm like, man, bro, when he
says that he grabs onto you, bro,
I seriously thought, like, if he wanted to, he could, like,
throw me over his shoulder. He's big.
And now he's, like, he's, like,
picking up on social shit. So, like, anytime
the dog's bark, he'll, like, jump. Like, now
he's starting to, like, pick up on that stuff.
It's, uh, he's like a real
little man now, man.
Yeah, I got 10, let me get 10%
on the future earnings.
The fuck is that?
Randomly.
Why'd you have that ready to go?
Because he's, he just does it nonstop.
And I have, I don't do that, like, ever.
That's a crazy noise, bro.
Yeah.
Well, I would imagine.
I'd make that noise, but you're also not a baby.
But he started making that noise and it's all he does now.
It's the weirdest thing ever.
Yeah.
He'll just look at me and just.
He's like, yo, I'm hungry, dude.
And is can't do it.
She can't even, like,
like make that noise.
Yeah,
that was a very weird noise.
Yeah.
I just said it.
You just did it on command like so easily.
Stop me hearing that shit 24.
Yeah,
he must be.
For sure.
Sleeping his shit here.
Yeah,
he's good man.
He's a really good man.
Very happy.
Very happy.
Oh,
damn.
Always laughing.
He's literally like mini me.
Like,
I'm not even,
he's mini me.
Oh,
yeah.
Looks like me.
Oh,
yeah.
He has a great sense of humor.
Just like you.
He loves to take my glasses and then he'll just look at me
until I react.
And then he'll,
Start laughing.
Because I'm like, I need those, buddy, and he just go,
Yeah.
It's great, man.
Have you guys been keeping up with all the CDL stuff?
Call of Duty stuff?
I just got, like, tuned in, like, yesterday.
I mean, obviously knew.
Well, Draza, I mean, that's my dog.
You knew?
I knew a lot of, like, what he was going on, because he would call me for, like, advice.
So, like, I knew what he had going on, but outside of him, no, I don't know.
It's been hard to follow this year.
Yeah.
But I knew.
about this stuff, which I'm still mind-blown.
It happened, but...
Zinni usually keeps me in the loop.
That's why I has, too.
I had Zini every time, man.
But Droz, like, I'm a little bit shocked that they got rid of him, to be honest.
I don't know.
That's a big money thing, right?
I think it was a money thing.
Yeah, that's a contract.
Wait, go down a little bit?
But, like, Droz...
Embodied what it meant to be a face player.
Thank you for everything you did for a Zag, forever a face legend.
Like, Droz is just the guy you want on your team, because, like, he cares a lot.
he puts in the time, like he probably plays some of the most.
Like, it's like him and Kyler for me that play the most cod.
So it's like, he's just a good guy to have on your team.
So it's like, a little surprising, but.
I'm going to be honest with you, if I'm on this team and I won for this team
and there's some two other people that are going to come in,
and then you sort of look at one of them and be like, man,
I can't give one up on me.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I can't give up salary for him to get paid more.
He's going to have that on top.
You know what I mean?
I already have beef with this dude.
Now he's going to say,
you work for me?
Oh, get out of here.
I would have been out too.
Yeah, they better hope he doesn't beat him.
I hear that.
He's got it.
Oh, he's got them for sure.
He's going to get one.
It's fate.
That's how COD works, bro.
You drop someone, they beat you,
and then they talk all the shit.
Everyone else talks all the shit.
And you're like, fuck, man.
He might just go undefeated versus them next year.
Just on some weird shit.
That's how COD works, man.
Well, he tweeted like hashtag phase killer.
Yeah, yeah.
So he's already.
That's how COD works, man.
He's already on.
I remember that.
Hey, I'll remember that, Zach.
I'll remember that.
Wait, what does Zach say?
It hurts.
You did this.
Remember that?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, he looked at him.
He's already in there, bro.
I'll remember that, Zach.
I'll remember that.
Like, anytime we'd play them, like, an online match,
you know, just come into the chat before, like,
say some shit.
Trust me, he loves this shit.
So he's definitely coming, like, a little vengeance next year.
Which would be fine.
It's going to be fire, bro.
Because I think the teams that the top three...
You better.
The top three going to be five.
I feel like the top three,
all made like really, really good teams, but then also the middle of the pack, they all,
great teams, man.
No, I actually do think there are some, like, decent middle of the pack teams this year.
The thing is the names on the teams are good players.
It's just the dynamics of the team is what's weird to me.
Like who specifically?
Like Cloud 9, for example.
Like, like Cloud 9.
Granted, I think they're all great players.
I don't mind, I don't mind the team.
It's just like the dynamic of the team.
It looks weird, right?
It's a weird composition.
I know you're saying.
Well, that team is like a, this year is like the year for you type.
I think they'll be better than a lot of people are probably giving them credit for.
But it's just like, Surge.
Like, Surge just looks weird.
Like, all these seem look weird.
Not knocking into them as players.
It's just like.
I mean, they're probably going to get hurt all year.
I want to see this.
I want to see Koi, dude.
And you know, I'm not going to pick them, obviously.
But man, I want to see them play.
Dude.
Ethan?
Rancor.
I love Rancor.
Kipps, obviously.
Kleenex, the issue is always the tissue.
But, like, it's kind of weird because Kod goes through, like, obviously,
eras and it's kind of like
it was like the pre
like jetpack era obviously
then like the jetpack era and then World War
2 I consider that like the start of a new
type of era and then
I don't even know but it feels like we're kind of
transitioning from all of the top
players they're kind of like starting to shift
around a little bit now again
and then we got a bunch of new people
coming in so it's kind of like
feels like we're in one of those
points right now where it's like the changing
of an era kind of
Yeah, where's he going?
Because everyone's kind of spreading out again.
He's going to
Ravens, I think, right?
Which I think well deserved
to be fair, I would say.
But I don't know.
I think, hell yeah.
I'm happy Byron's back.
I think he's been working.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
He's been in hell, bro.
He's been in hell for like years.
He took your luggage.
You know, Paige, what's for lunch?
He came into the team?
It's for lunch.
No, he walks in here.
He's like, they don't feed nobody on these fucking?
You know, Byron is hilarious.
They don't fucking feed people around?
He came in mid-year, fucking Ender's hurt.
Took all your luggage from Razor.
He started taking, no, he took Davis's shit.
Oh, Davis.
He took Davis' shit.
Bro, Byron's hilarious.
I had, you know, sit down with Wiifi, and I was just like, you know, she's asked me yesterday
how the Bush was, but I was like busy, you know what I mean?
At night, I was like, let's talk about it tomorrow.
You know what I mean?
Bush is coming up again.
We talked about it a little bit today, and I said, hey, listen, you know, I was paying the players
a certain amount last year.
this might have to jump this year up a little bit
but what that means is
we might have to relax on the prime
a little bit, the Amazon bill.
Yeah, she wasn't, she wasn't,
she wasn't, she wasn't happening.
She wasn't asking that.
I mean, today I had a,
dude, Byron's comedy, man.
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the link get saving yeah it's good to see him back he's been uh he's been grinding bro grinding
yeah solid dude like him a lot welcome welcome welcome back I mean I wish it would have been
under better circumstance what's his team now then it's a weird one
once again
is that team
announced or not?
No, I don't think it is
What's the rumor
Tim?
Him Abe
Skies,
Icons,
Prolute,
and Abe?
Which I know
icons is pretty good
and I would say
I'm
I just,
it's just a dynamics
brother,
that's just me
See like that team
like yeah
you hear it
and you're like
eh
but I feel like
they're probably
Yo,
they're gonna get water
It's just
it's just so hard
for like
a young gun
like rookie type of team
yeah but they got Caesar he's a winner
a little vet yeah but it's like
it's just bueno I mean yeah you got Byron too
who is obviously playing for a while
my bad Caesar no no no no I'm not saying it like that
oh you mean like he's the only vet yeah yeah yeah yeah
it's just hard for these newer teams because like
one thing I will say though is like somebody like Caesar
I feel like he probably need something like this
like some little passionate young guns around him
no yeah you know what I mean like
especially at this point in career like you definitely need like
100%.
There's people around you that are like hungry.
So it brings back your spark, I feel like.
100%.
I feel that.
What if he chucked that at me when I say, just throw it, man?
He fucking...
You'd have to catch that shit.
Those a fucking dime.
But yeah, I feel like this year, CDL, I mean, I feel like we say it every year,
but I feel like this year is actually, it's just going to be like a very, very competitive
fun year to watch.
Because, I just think the middle of the pack all got better.
Yeah, that's true.
Like, look at Koi's team.
Like, they're going to be competitive.
Like, it's just, I feel like every.
everybody. Yeah, I think M80's
team is pretty good too. M80's good. I mean,
you look at that thieves team, they're solid.
Dude, that M80 roster is weird.
Like, that team has a lot of weird upside.
I'm saying. Even heretics. But it's almost
like the odd ones out of like
the other teams, you know what I mean? So like that's why I kind of
like it. They're like the odd ones. Here's how you explain
this, right? Like on paper, if you look at this
on paper, if you look at stats, like it looks
good. But when you look up at them
exactly, you're like, wait, I'm like, man
how is that? Because the dynamics matter.
Right. For sure. What is the
What is the dinner table, lunch table, breakfast table, look at.
In terms of winning, I think that matters, like, at its peak.
So, like, people being good at the game, obviously plays in top four, plays in top three.
Yeah, but, like, a lot of these people want to win, so I feel the dynamic definitely matters.
So, like, yeah, I agree.
That Falcons team's probably going to be pretty solid.
Oh, for sure.
I mean, they got two heavy AR slayers.
Then you got Krem who's bringing pace.
Kids obviously bring in pace.
Like, that team could be good.
That team can be really good.
Our team, do we even have a team?
I mean, the top three, we're not having a time.
We already know they're going to be good.
Yeah. I'm saying I haven't seen, I haven't seen any of my teammates.
Maybe, I mean, I've only seen Shotsie.
I haven't seen them.
I've seen Merck last week.
You missed out a good video.
I haven't seen Tyler in a long time, bro.
And Mace.
I haven't seen Mace.
I haven't seen Mace, bro.
What?
Oh, you little 10?
Brandon.
Hey, the Piper.
I know.
I'm in Braddice chat, though.
He would be joking by.
Brandon's watching Game of Thrones, I think.
Yeah, I see.
Oh, dude, I saw that shit.
Yeah, he started Game of Thrones.
You guys call himself Johnstone.
He's going to be a camera tag next to him.
John Snow.
I think everybody was saying.
It's been a long, I don't like this.
I don't like this.
Like, it's an announcement of an announcement or like a notification of a notification.
Where of everything has been said over the past few weeks and our, and the uncertainty surrounding media Miami Heritageics has been years filled with unforgettable moments when it's like, okay, yep, yep, yep.
Thank you to everyone.
Yep, yep, yep.
We all know that there's a question surrounding what comes next.
Okay.
In the coming days, we'll share more.
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh, I seriously.
Wait.
So it's like a.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How about you just wait?
Just wait and announce it.
It's like a teaser announcement?
Yeah, literally.
And then you say, take my vamos.
How about I take your information?
I kind of get it though because of all the leak culture now.
It's like-
It's been weeks.
Yeah, but it's like, dude, everything just gets leaked now.
But they could have just put a, like, a cool teasing
while I write out a statement.
You know what I mean?
Post like a clip of the video.
You know what people do it?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, something like that.
You can't use imagery of Rancore anymore.
You know, he's not on your team no more.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, obviously you can't, but I'm saying, like, for an announcement of an announcement of an announcement.
Today we say farewell to Sender.
Yeah, boy, Troy.
They didn't hear him leave, though.
He had popped that.
No, they didn't.
He's on them tippy toes.
Yeah.
Yeah, I love Sender, obviously, wish him nothing but the best.
He's, what mates?
He's going to Mates, or where is he going?
I think that's the rumor.
Yeah, mates, I'm pretty sure.
Him and Ray, right?
I don't know.
Oh, that's a good squad.
They did good with us.
Well, I think Ray, yeah.
I think last podcast, they were saying that him and Ray are
coaching together, right?
Okay, Rayback coaching, okay.
I think so. I could be wrong.
I think. Bro, I promise you, I'm
so
behind on all of this. I ain't seen none
of this. Yeah, I do.
Yeah, same. I, Russ or maybe, I haven't really followed it.
I'm telling you. If my chat asked me anything, I'd take
Zen. Like, yo, Zin? Yeah, what happened?
Yeah. Zinn, no. So I'm watching his
stream. Just like, what does Zend talk about? Well, Zin still
turning it on going through the Red Inch?
I like, I like, he's in it.
That's what I'm saying?
If one day
I come in with false information
because I heard the wrong thing
from the sources that I
I'm like I usually like
What's what's rap saying today?
What's Zuma saying today?
What's Zuni saying today?
What's Ben J. Naseem saying today?
You know what I mean?
Like I'll keep my ear to the ground
As much as I can but
Not in the off season.
In the off season I don't watch
None of that shit
Unless I get invited to some I'm not talking about
I guess.
What is this?
I've actually been saying a lot of like
Good CDL changes
Like good CDL changes.
Okay, I did see the coaches on stage, dude.
Yeah, like that's good.
Two week kickoff minor?
Fuck yeah.
Start the year with a nice little minor.
More turn?
More attorneys.
I'm down for.
Yeah, facts.
Makes the watch party.
Just godlike.
I mean, yeah, bro.
Like, the watch party is amazing through like the first, I'd say two, a little bit into the third split.
Obviously, majors, you know, shit like that's fire.
But like, dude, that last split of online matches when like everything's already solidified.
None of the matches matter.
Nobody can take anyone's spot.
It's like, dog.
I'm watching Cloud 9 lose again for...
The CDO will test a new format of Major 3,
which will feature a 12 team play-in over four days,
C'd 7 to 12 play-in,
followed by a top 8 double elimination bracket.
I like it.
Don't be surprised if you guys see Amos up there for the S&Ds.
I like that.
Wait, you can't talk in this and these, right?
What's the rule in S&D for coaches?
Oh, wow.
So that's going to be like five?
I actually don't know.
I don't think you can talk.
So it's going to be like a week long major, right?
Yeah, like five pro teams.
and like a bunch of M teams and then like the M teams could possibly be in the major.
That's, I mean, that's good, yeah.
Wait, if it's like a week-long major, that'll be so fire.
Got play-ins Monday through Thursday and then the tournament starts Friday or some shit?
That'll be so far.
Coin flip.
The first two teams being a qual match.
Oh, yeah, that's normal.
Yeah, that's normal.
Yeah, that's normal.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's really just like.
That's big though.
The coaches being on stage is pretty big.
I like that.
Yeah.
It's got to be like the lower end teams, I would say.
Like, I think they benefit from it, the most.
most because like the top teams usually the coach not going to really say much you know what
maybe like some reminders after the like but for the most part I feel like it benefits the lower
teams 100% like for someone to just be in your ear and like take you out of the moment for like a
second and just be like yo like whoever comes up off spawn next has to rotate it's like it just
makes you not have to think as much and play your game so for sure I agree with that it helps
out the the bottom teams I actually think a lot of those bottom teams coaches can earn their paycheck
Oh yeah, that's also true.
Like, you get to see, like, actually what they're doing, hear what they're doing.
Yeah, and then see if something get exposed.
That's true.
He might be just say some of it.
Some of them might just be trolling, dude.
We don't know what they're saying and they're scrimmed and shit.
Like, truthfully.
I could hear one listen and be like, yeah, what the hell?
That is true.
What do he just say?
The fuck?
Fake news confirmed D.H. Vegas was never a thing.
We have bigger plans.
Okay, Ed.
Okay.
Yeah, so they said more events.
So they're going to be more majors or more like minors?
more minors?
You might know, we major.
So it's probably going to be, what, four majors again,
and then champs and then EWC,
and then with more minors sprinkled in?
Yeah.
Look, I love that.
I'm cool with that.
I'm cool with not going back to Vegas.
Because the minor tournament's, like,
watching those over the actual league matches
is so much more enjoyable.
Because you know you're going to get like,
yeah, the first day you're going to see some, like,
mismatch matches, you're going to see a top team play bottom team.
But then like day two when all the top teams have to play each other
and you know, like, you're going to get some good matches.
Banger.
That's just nice to have.
Yo, you never, you were never on, we never asked you on the podcast, Matt,
how did it feel to get banned for being a great sniper?
That's the most typical shit in the fucking world.
I don't want to bring the shit back up again, dude,
because, like, this is, like, following two days when I was, like,
reading through comments of shit, I was like, holy shit.
It's like, people actually believe you.
You get a glimpse behind the curtain of, like, that, like, pool of people.
Yeah.
Like, it's kind of wild.
Like, I'm not going to add a clip, well.
was crazy. The clip I was seen of you
would look no.
It was like that, dude, that gun
was just OPEC. Like, if you were to watch
Brandon or Krempe do it, just like we were like
a couple days before, all of our POVs like, I mean,
there's more turnt than mine, you know what I mean? Like, they're
like, it was just like. That sniper
just looked nuts. I didn't even know, once again,
I didn't even know you got banned at first. And then
like my chat was just coming in before I got bad. I'm like
what? And they sent me the clip and I'm like, bro,
the clip looked insane. Oh, I was in this chat.
I mean, dude, just
just seeing the comments, brother, the amount of people that
I actually genuinely believe that like I'm cheating and caught.
Like if like like I'm going into the fucking beta and cheating.
Like that is fucking insane.
Twitter's not real, bro.
You just have to,
you have to.
It wasn't just Twitter,
dude.
It was everything.
Everything.
Everything but Instagram.
So I don't really go on that.
Wait.
What do you mean everything?
Like like TikTok, YouTube,
Twitch,
Twitter.
The internet.
It's not real.
He was on the internet,
dude.
Okay.
I'll say people come in my chat for the,
and first I'm chatting and all they say is finally.
Bro,
you have 120.
You have 125 kills?
That's what I was saying.
Yeah, it got capped.
You got caft.
That's why there's like a countertop right because I have 150, but it's only showing like $1,000.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, look at this sniper, though.
I know, dude, this shit was, you just run around centering.
No, okay, but just so that you're clear, this is not normal behavior.
I can't do that.
Like this is, bro.
But it's like, dude, this sniper, it's aiming in at the speed of light and it's a, look at that.
No, I know.
That's the thing.
This is the only gun I was using in the beta.
longer than like two hours but I was getting dope.
So I was like I'm not just gonna keep wrong with M4, like you know what I'm saying?
Bro, this thing is fucking trained-ed-it looks like you're playing hard for and they are not.
Yeah, this gun was like op as fuck.
I know it's not gonna be the same when the real game comes out.
I was like I'm just gonna use the shit.
Like fuck it.
And then like, you know what I'm doing?
But look, look, many people get, get fucking bad for regular weapon usage.
Riley, stop highlighting.
No one gives a fuck about the limb ratio.
I do.
He's like 5KD.
Holy shit.
I don't know, that's too much.
us to know yeah I mean that show is
wait play this play this play this
and we got
you know six hundred
holy fuck this what is DMZ
this is like their uh
Tarky it's like Tarki it's like Tarkoff right
it ain't gonna be like tarco
I'm just saying like the extraction
like nothing will ever be Tarkov to Seth
nothing will ever be Tarkov
it's the best extraction
Who the fuck is playing this
not what people but who's the player
actually
come here a little fucker
wait can you go back to looting
I was
you know 638,000.
Can you pause it?
You were thinking how much better Tarkovs looks in this?
Is that what you were thinking?
I'm just thinking like with a controller, like this looks.
I mean, obviously when you play it, you'll know it you want to pick up.
But I just, are they trying to go like.
Kind of like the apex scroller.
You know what I'm talking about that?
Yeah.
Because the apex like the main school.
The reason why Tarkov is so fucking good and fun is because there's like a live flea market
where you go and sell the shit that you just got in the raid and you make money
through that.
I mean, yeah, genius idea.
So I feel like any extraction shooter,
if you don't have that live flee,
I just don't know why you wouldn't.
It's like,
because that allows the community to set the economy.
There's no value if you can't do that, right?
Exactly.
So it allows the community to set the economy.
So it's like, this item is this because you need it to craft this.
So it's like, it makes sense.
Like, I have a bunch of these.
You want these.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah, like.
And it's like, it goes off a.
Rarity. It's like how often do you get
this and the community sets it. So it's like
I feel like it needs to have that
but also it needs to have like a good quest
line and shit that unlocks
off a quest line. Like Tarkov
did it perfectly
for an extraction shooter. Like they
did it perfect. You love that game.
Yeah. It's just they did it like
I don't know how you make a better extraction
shooter than that.
It's like everything makes sense.
Yeah. I hear that. I didn't know.
And shit and like you go into a raid
and you don't want to die
because it's
like it takes time to make that shit back.
It's got to hurt is what you're saying.
Exactly. Yeah, it has to hurt.
And that's why gear fears talked about
because like you'll get something
and you're like a low level.
So you'll kill like a player.
You're a low level.
So you can't buy the shit that he has
but now you get his shit.
Then you're like, do I want to take it in this raid?
Because if I die, I cannot get another kit like that.
So it's like, I feel like it has to have that.
I hear that type of asses.
I do hear that.
Because like I'm sitting in corners.
My thing about those games though is that like once you get all the best shit
where's the fun of it?
That's why I need to have a progression system.
Like Tarkov you can prestige so you like wipe your account again and
Okay.
You like unlock different shit and then you go back and now you're a hatchling again.
So you lose all your shit at some point?
But you keep a gun?
Yeah.
Oh so if you don't proceed you can keep everything.
Well now they have a thing where it's like so there's there's regular and then there's a seasonal season
which always wipes.
so that character will always wipe
but then you have the other character
which is on like its owning server
and that character will always
so like you prestige that character
and then if you want to wipe
when seasonal restarts you go back and play that
is there like a thing where like
if you don't use a gun for like a certain amount
of time it's gone? No it'll just stay there
I feel like that should be a thing
why you hold this gun for literally
3065 days right you got this shit for a whole year
like you need to see there's not shit like that though
there's not shit that like
you'd want to hold that long.
You know what I'm saying?
I hear that.
Because like once you get to a high enough level,
you can just buy all the shit they have.
Yeah, it costs more, but like,
you could still make money.
Until of course.
Until of course they're like,
okay,
we're never making those guns again.
Now it's new weapons and then not all the original
people that played it now have an infinite amount of.
If they did that,
I would be so scared on the map.
Like if I had an item that only drops one every 1,000 raids,
and I'd hide until two minutes and then run away.
I feel like that's what you do every game.
No, I run it down.
I say that I hide just to be funny, but I run it down.
The people you play against will have you, because like everyone plays in groups and there's
no like separation.
It's not like solos or only in solos.
It's like anyone can be.
It's like you'll run into a three man, kill two.
And then their third player, you never see him, but he just camps their bodies for 20
minutes.
And then you'll go try to loot them and you'll just one shot.
So you can be a solo and match a team of three?
Yeah.
Why the fuck would I play that?
Because it's so much more fun.
You kill three people and you're like
What you just described would get me off the game
No but like there's a third
Third? And he's playing like a freak
But that's what keeps you coming back though
What? Getting mad
The anger? Yes
Okay you're sick
I just killed two of you and the third one didn't show himself
It's like you're sick expose yourself
It just makes you want to play it's great
I'm with him sick I'm with him on that
Are you?
Yeah dude if you're not
That's because you'd be on the team of three
No, I would never
I would want to be the pissed off guy
You're dead smoking a J?
You think?
And I'm camping your body
And you're like
Nice
Nah dude
If that was the case
I would play pubs
Every day
I play
Game battles
Related to the level
And ranked
I don't play nothing else
That's
Increase the weapons
You can build in gunsmith
You need to find
And extract
Weptan manuals
I mean
It's got to
It's kind of
It's just like
The weapon manuals
And shit
Seth I'm gonna tell you
This ain't
It's gonna be as good to talk
I know it's not
It's right
Are you gonna give it a chance
A chance though
No
I don't even give it a one shot?
Well, because DMZ came out the first time and it was just so bad.
It had to have been horrible, because I don't remember saying shit about that.
I didn't even know this was a thing.
Exactly.
They definitely missed, but I am hopeful that they could do something good.
I know you are not.
If they did it good, it could be fire.
What if it was bigger than Tarkov just for like a month, but you just, would you try it?
It will be.
Or are you going to be like, I'm never playing that shit?
It's not Tarkov.
Are you going to have that type of like attitude?
No, no, no, no, no.
If it's good, it's good.
Because like, Arc Raiders, they did.
it well. It didn't have everything that Tarkoff had, but that game was so much fun when it
I had a little stint of Arc Raiders. Yeah, I feel like everyone did. That was fun. I didn't play it.
But like then it got to the point on Arc Raiders where it was like everyone, especially
with streamers, you're just playing and you have all the best shit and it's like it kind of lost
the dope for me of like finding the best shit. That was why I was that. That's why I asked because
I'm like in Arc Raiders I just had the best shit or I just go in and get the best shit quick
and leave. Like it's like, what am I playing for? Oh, you want to kill the Queen?
and all this, I don't care of PBE.
And like, credits in that game
weren't as like good as Tarkov
where it's like, it's just
like Tarkov, you can just keep
playing. Like it'll keep you coming back.
I do hear that.
And it's so hard to explain to someone
that hasn't played it. Because it's like
you just don't understand.
I just don't like the realism of it. That's me.
Oh yeah, like when you get one tap by someone
with a shitty
shitty kit, it's annoying as hell.
But like, that's why it's funny.
like the realism of that but I do want to play the body cam game.
Have you seen that?
It's like too real.
That's like almost too real but that like was like that's like almost like okay for me.
Like it's too real but like realism and like I don't know.
In that game where I need to live, I'm check.
There hasn't been a single game that I have liked playing that isn't Call of Duty's
movement.
You know what I mean?
Like when I play Halo and I can't move the way I move, I don't like it.
If I fucking H1Z1, fucking PubG, like that's why I like APEC.
because I think the apex,
yes.
Apex is made around like,
you were just good if you're using momentum.
Like,
momentum in that game is, like,
the peak of,
like the game.
So, like, to me,
I just like being in a game
that's, like, movement.
Like, you're just always moving.
If you're moving better than a person,
most of the time,
you're going to kill them.
Obviously, you've got to shoot your gun,
but it's like momentum in the game.
Well, you don't have momentum in apex.
Yeah, you're stuck in mud.
You get shot with one bullet.
It stops you.
You're like,
I'm dead sliding everywhere.
Like, to me, I just like games like that, too.
Sliding down the hill,
pop in a bat.
Exactly.
And you're crouching up and down,
trying to get to the rock.
Like that shit.
Oh, yeah.
That's just dope at me for sure.
Yeah.
See,
Tarkov, you'd hate it
because every kit you take in
like your inertia and shit changes.
So like you feel like,
like you're hauling shit out all slow.
Isn't there like sickness in the game too?
Like you get sick in the game?
Uh,
like,
there's modifiers.
Okay,
that's what it was.
So it's like you can be allergic to something and take it and then you need like
antibiotics to clear your allergic.
So like,
you're in the middle.
Oh, blah, blah, bop, bop, you're like, fuck, I'm allergic to this.
Dude, if I sneeze.
Oh, fuck, I'm allergic to this.
Let me get something else.
You'll be in the middle of a fight and your gunnell jam, and you have to clear the bolt.
If I, let me guess.
I ain't getting it.
Oh, no.
Sometimes, like, sometimes when you're hiding in a corner, do you have to go poop?
Oh, yeah.
You do?
Well, not, not shit.
Imagine.
But I'll hide in a corner, keep my AirPods in and go like.
Not you.
You're playing.
Game, bro.
You're talking about in-game.
Oh, you're saying, like, you care?
You know, how?
how the character gets sick?
He said, I'll go in the bathroom
my air pods in a shit.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to take a piss mid-range.
No, no, I get that.
But I'll say that if,
you know how you said your player
sometimes gets sick?
Yeah.
Oh, like, does your player have to take a poop?
Like, when do you know, you know, you're like,
fuck, it's fine.
I just go in the bathroom air pods.
Yeah.
Nah, that's not.
If he said,
if he said, if he said,
I wouldn't surprise you if they added it.
If he said, I just pee in my,
with my Gatorade bottle.
I'd be like, whoa.
Oh, yeah.
I got a catheter in when I'm playing
Tarky dude sitting there just fucking hooked up you know the most random words man 100% what do you mean you never heard of a catheter I've heard of it I've heard of it but I couldn't just pull that out exactly
I'm not using it like that yeah what the fuck levels of this shit levels levels levels levels I hope yeah hopefully DMZ is good I just don't have faith personally that's fair I do he didn't see the ankle what does that mean I really don't did you did you play the first one did you see the first no I did no I don't think anybody
you're fucking eyes.
Oh,
this shit was fucked man.
Look at my ankle, he says.
He's like, look.
Yeah, this shit was fucked.
No, not.
Bro, he tried to stand on it.
Yeah, he was standing up like celebrating.
That was fucked.
I mean, I saw the whole thing.
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug because,
holy shit, he broke his ankle and tried to stand on it and was like, oh,
that's fucking insane.
He's doing like a celebration and just fall over.
He's like, what the fuck?
Mama mentality,
mama mentality.
All right, let's go.
I think he literally like stands on that leg.
He said himself up.
It's just low-caded.
And then just fucking falls over.
I was like, whoa.
That was fucked.
All right.
Sony Japan is requiring 60 hours to buy a PS5.
What the fuck?
What?
Requiring what?
Is requiring customers in Japan to prove they, oh, okay.
So it's like for flippers, right?
Okay.
A lottery would say who can buy one if the applicant, wait,
PS5.
Wait, time out.
How do you prove that, though?
What's?
Break out your achievement page.
I guess so.
What games have you beat, pussy?
Literally.
Did you play Dragon Age Inquisition for 60?
No?
Then you don't get one.
You don't get one.
Loser.
You can play GTA 5 at all?
You're not getting it.
You're not a gamer?
Yeah, you're just not getting it.
Fucking flipping this shit.
Yeah, just look at your account.
Yeah, but at that point, that's when people just start selling accounts.
No?
Am I tripping?
Yeah, that's actually a good point.
There's always going to be a loophole to it.
Always.
People will find a way.
You know what I mean?
Like,
then they just started selling the cat mom.
They're about to make bots play for 60 hours.
100%.
They're about to have a,
they're about to make an AI bot
that'll just spin in a circle for 60 hours and they'll be able to get it.
Yeah.
It's like build me a 10 foot wall and I'll show you a 11 foot ladder.
What?
Like something you need to like be on the game for a long time.
Yeah,
like a farming thing.
And you'll just sit there and angle your controller and just spin in a circle with your
character.
So it doesn't read.
For sure.
Maybe I didn't destiny.
I don't remember.
Like in league sometimes, if I got a piss in the game start and I'll take my wireless mouse into the bathroom and just click around so I don't get AFK.
I ain't said. I ain't did that. I'll just AFK and I'm kick.
Yeah?
Yeah. You're bringing the mouse in there clicking.
Not to the bathroom, but like, I know what you mean.
I'll take it into the kitchen and just click around.
No, you took it into the bathroom? That's terrible.
The question is, is it the white hand that you used your mouse with or?
Dude, okay. I don't shit that that much.
Well, at least once a day.
Yeah, that's like in the morning.
That's a lot, dude.
What else do you do on a, every single day?
It's playing dark off.
Okay, that's a lot.
What do I do when I wake up in the morning?
Take a piss.
That's right.
And a poop, right?
Not like that.
You wait?
No, I need like coffee.
What?
I need no help.
That's sure.
I need no help.
You don't need prune juice soon, what you're old has.
Nah, dude, don't wish that on me.
Sure.
May the gods allow me to poop healthily for the rest?
Dude, where's the prune juice?
I can't shit.
Yeah, right.
If those words came out, I couldn't poop.
No, come on.
Dude, Zinney, actually, not.
Come on, lady, come on lady.
1.1.16.
It's not really nuts.
I just don't want to share his shit without him being here, but.
His actual shit.
Oh, my God.
He broke the state record when he caught a massive $1,160, $3 million.
That is gigantic.
$3 million.
Is that a bluefin?
Yeah, that is gigantic bro three million dollars he just he just won actually yeah
He won three million or that fish cost it's worth three million
I think right go go down do they ever open these up and there's like parasites all over them?
Everything has parasites on it I truly can't imagine blah blah what holy cow I mean tuna that the deplorable Democrats has
And you know that shit's fire put that no yeah like is there ever a case for like they get this shit and it's just not good
you know what I mean like it's not like it's like not use like you open that shit up it's
brown. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, but look at that thing, bro. That thing is, now you just know it. All this healthy as hell.
Look at that thing.
Yo, can you see how much? That's the king too much. I mean, that one's fine.
She only weighs that much because it ate something and there's something else in there.
You know what I mean?
Any other two of the season thing? And they're like, nah.
It was a 600 pound fish in it?
No, 100%. Now you just lost out on bread.
Really? That's it. Like it's, like it's, it's, it's, it's, it's
juice the scale up? Yeah, literally. It ate another fish and they just juiced it up for no reason.
It's got a fucking pelican in it.
They say that a pound of tuna is around.
Hold on, hold on.
That's right.
600 pounds, 1.3.
The one that he caught was 1,000.
Yeah, why aren't you out there trying to catch these all the time?
This is like...
Is he's trying to catch a 10-pound bass.
This is like fish gambling.
That shit sounds tiny.
It's not.
That is literally fish gambling, bro.
That's a max win.
Yeah, that's a max win.
Wait, what do you know?
What's it called that?
The fishing one?
Ice fishing.
Ice fishing.
Ice fishing.
Why aren't I doing that?
Yeah.
I don't fish in the ocean.
You too scared?
Yeah.
Me too.
Oh, yeah.
Hook a great white.
Get pulled in.
You're like reeling in the tuna and a great white snatches it in your hand.
No, here's what.
Here's what it is.
You're losing.
You're hooked on to your rod.
Your rod is hooked on to something that weighs heavier than you in an environment that you cannot survive in because you don't breathe on the water.
Right.
And the waves are also like, you know, moving up.
So sometimes you're not even connected to the, to the boat because you're elevated.
Now, think about this.
Even if you have a knife.
When your fiction like that, I feel like you have to be like,
you're not.
You're not.
You're not.
I can show you that you're not.
I can show you that you're not.
I would be.
No, you wouldn't.
Black tip what?
Like a shark, yeah.
Bring it up.
I ain't going to lie.
If I hook that thing, I'm not.
There's no way I'm getting that thing in the boat.
And I think that thing's a shark.
There's no way.
Well, you're not thinking that thing's a shark.
If it's a thousand pounds, you're like, wait, this can't be a tuna.
That's Rob Turcla.
I'm sure if you can tell like.
This is pre-Gugan.
Like how hard is fighting?
Yeah.
This is pre-Gugan.
But I'm pretty sure if tuna like that, fight really hard.
Bro, right there, I peop.
I peoped not because of the sea, but because of exhaustion, dude.
I fought that fucking fish for so long right there.
That fish?
No, no.
Let me see where I'm fighting.
Let me see right there, right there.
And listen, I'm definitely on there.
I'm fucking 400 pounds.
Were these guys doing it for you?
You remember you?
No, relax.
No, relax
This shit is kind of scary though
Who uploaded this?
Really, go to the part
they're talking about
How big do black tip sharks?
Yeah, right there, Rylund?
Big.
Not like super big.
Oh, here we go.
Wait, are you not belting it right there?
What's on your waist?
Yeah, I'm belted, but I'm not attached
I'm not, my belt's attached to the rod
that's attached to the animal.
So that's like you're squatting.
Wait, what?
So if it pulls you in the water,
it could pull you under and take you the bottom.
Exactly.
And how the fuck would you wear that?
And you got to think about it.
And you got to think about this, okay?
What's the point of wearing now?
Why would you wear that?
Well, dude, you're wearing that so that the fish doesn't get away from you.
But what if it's a giant fish and it pulls you under what are your boys supposed to do?
Then your boys better be grabbing you by your fucking belt.
Because the second that you...
Your boys are grabbing you by the waist?
What if it's a colossal square?
What if one of them thrusts?
What is what?
What's one of them thrusts?
I've got you, Hector.
That's a weird.
Yeah.
Don't worry, Hector.
So long as I don't go underwater because once you're underwater, then you really.
really fucked. After a few failed attempts over the last couple of years, I was finally able to get picks of Michael Jordan's G650 today. Jetsby 2 arriving at PDX from Las Vegas. Air Jordan.
You already know he's smoking a cigar. Look at that number. Look at that number. N23 6. Why 6? You might ask. You know why. Don't ask LeBron about 6. And then MJ for GOD. Yeah, you know. That plane is fire.
That shit is fire. With the elephant print? Yeah, that's fair.
Yo, y'all saw LeBron's taking helicopters every day?
Balsy, hey?
Very, very balzy.
Where is he taking him?
He takes him from...
Every day?
New York.
From New York to Philly.
He lives in New York but commutes via helicopter to Philly.
Yeah.
Every day.
Whoa.
Yeah.
That's like a 30-minute flight, though.
Whoa.
And that's there and back every day?
And it's on the East Coast over the water where it's really windy sometimes.
In New York.
Damn.
And Philly.
A very crazy.
crowded airspace, I wouldn't be fucking with that.
Yeah, no. You're too rich
to be. You know what I mean? Like,
at that point, you're like, I would,
why not a jet?
Bro, RIP Kobe, but I
would not be getting in that shit. That's what I'm saying.
It's playing the fanatics helicopter before
Rovalvoved the company is supposed to be. How much is it, Riley?
Like, would you trust that shit? No.
Every day? Every day. Twice a day. Not even
a single day. Twice a day. Twice a day. Going to practice, like
I'd be, I would be like, like,
scared at practice.
I'm like, I got to get on a helicopter
after this.
I'm shit to myself, 100%.
But it's Braun,
but like still.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'd pick closer to the facility maybe.
Braun is also not
necessarily, you know what?
I'm not going to get into it.
What?
Maybe don't.
Maybe not.
I mean, there's conspiracies
around Kobe.
What do you mean?
Well, the donations he was doing,
what he was trying to fix,
what he was studying.
You know, some people
didn't like it.
Mm-hmm.
There's a hey
Put a mountain here
Yeah no
Got the spot on that
Rest and peace cobi though
But bronze in Philly
Let's go
Go Sixters
I'm a Sixters
Fan all of a sudden
45 minutes
With a similar charge
Costing $6,000 and 9,000 each way
He ain't feeling that shit
It's like a dollar
They're probably paying for that
Like 50 cents down
What's what's 10th
What's that $3.6 million a year
Wait what
Did you just do that math that quick?
What the hell?
What? I just multiplied 10,000.
It's twice.
It's 12 times 365.
No, because he's taking a daily.
That's charter is daily.
Yeah, two flights a day for 6,000.
10,000 times 365 is 3.6 times 2.
He's not going to go every day, right?
Yeah, he probably doesn't.
Well, when the season starts, he's not going to be doing that.
Every day.
They got practice every day.
Well, half the games are flying with the team, though.
I mean, you're saying that he's going to be training via Zoom call?
I believe it.
No, but I'm saying like half.
He's watching Vaughn.
He's watching Vaughn.
Half the year they're flying on the team jet to games.
Like, he's not flying every day.
Okay.
But probably like 70s.
LeBriah, that sounded like a Pokemon.
Arthritis?
He's also been monitoring his side.
The sciatica, bro.
Jordan would never even say sciatica.
He's got sciatica?
Yeah, we're fucked.
Braun's got sciatica?
I sit on the couch for 10 hours a day.
We're fucked.
Js.
Js.
Yeah, J.
J's for sure.
Which cost him to miss a season?
A first month?
Jordan never missed a single fucking game.
These motherfuckers are living a different life.
He probably has a med gun that goes,
beep,
and he's fixed.
Yeah.
Like,
I'm not even kidding.
He's got so much money.
Like,
he's got a med gun.
Possibly the greatest single male
athletic performance of all time.
Catches his drop as a baby.
Catches with a baby.
This is like,
this is old.
Fuck yeah.
And saves the beer.
And then right here's when he gives the beer to the baby.
That's where everybody loves your shit.
See me,
I would have dropped Jack and insured the beer.
Dead beat dad.
Sorry.
Sorry, son.
You'll get it soon.
Yeah.
I gotta go wait in line for 20 for this shit.
And I'm on Twitter again.
What are you going to do?
Man.
Yeah, I don't know.
It was so sad.
On this day, eight years ago.
What happened to years ago?
I don't want to feel like time is flying.
Your time is flying, though.
Oh, my God.
I gave up.
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Hi-fi
Is 11 years ago like I gave up
Damn
It's just time is just
Yeah
It's just it's gonna move and
It's gonna move quick
The older you get the quicker it goes
Exactly
So it's just you know
And you're 46
Oh yeah
I'm already fucking 30 milligrams in
and it's 5 p.m. in the afternoon.
On this day of year,
100 teams announced their Black Ops 4 roster.
Kenny Octan, enable, slasher, Pharaoh.
What a team.
Rest and peace.
Yeah, what a team.
Porter couldn't kill number two right there.
What a team.
Two from the left.
Damn it, Porter.
He's outer on seaside.
And then my crash rivalry right there on the left.
left.
You all want that shit?
That crash shit was fire.
You want that shit right now, I bet.
I'm popping that shit.
Give me streaks.
I got streaks.
Free say, John.
All right.
Super Mario Brothers.
I fuck with this.
This is going to tell a lot about your age.
Look at that.
Look at that thumbnail.
Holy.
Oh, yeah.
Best.
It's so good.
Look at the artwork.
Yeah, that's a crazy.
I carried that.
for about two miles as I was like eight.
What a year?
What did this release?
I didn't know Mario was a redhead to start.
That's pretty fire.
Yeah, I literally walked from El Paso, Texas to my house in Juarez,
carrying somebody else's gift on my shoulder as a kid.
Yeah?
Oh, yeah.
I'm like, look at this dope shit that I'm never going to get to play.
Ah.
Yeah.
And then look, I did it.
Now it's your career.
I played it.
Me?
Oh, I still go?
Super Mario Brothers 2
You don't even know
9 games, Unk?
Yes, I do.
If I go down the line...
If you say another Super Mario Brothers, I'm getting wrong.
No, he's going to go Zelda at some point.
No, no, Mario Brothers 2, then Mario Brothers 3.
The best Mario Bros.
It's the first time that he learned how to fly.
Hold on, relax.
I'm getting there.
From here, we're going to jump straight to high school.
We're going to do Zelda, the Okarean of Time, on Nintendo 64.
There it is.
And then at the same time, we are also going to do Resident Evil,
the first one.
Firepick.
Yeah. I played that.
And then we're going to do Grand Theft Auto from like the first, like the first.
The very first one.
Yeah.
From the top down view.
Holy shit.
There it is.
From there we're going to go to.
That was that release in 97, bro.
Damn.
The first one?
What year are you born?
98.
99.
Was it like the first like game medals game?
Matt.
Yeah.
You were born 94.
94.
Yeah.
Call of Duty 2.
I played Socom too.
Holy fuck.
And Call 2, 4.
Never played Halo.
So, these have to be games that you...
Like, I can't say, like, Eldon Ring as one of my books?
No, because you were already grown.
I was already shaped.
You already shaped.
They did?
Because I feel like Elton Ring something down, like, a path.
I mean, look, if you're a mad baby that hasn't grown up yet,
I can see why they would pick it.
Well, I haven't grown up yet, but I'm...
Well, then you can pick it.
I still will have solid picture, though.
I didn't put Minecraft in there because it didn't come until a way of it.
after. Am I next?
All right, let's go. First game I ever played,
which is Golden Eye.
N-64?
Yeah, Golden Eye.
I feel like, you played that? I feel like we all played that.
Yeah. Then let's go Spyro.
Yep. Bangor.
Halo 1.
Okay. Big jump there. Big jump.
Yeah. First up. Up.
Combatable over it. Yeah.
actually here switch that to like Halo 3 because like Halo 1 like the pillar of
bottom obviously a god game but like what I'm trying to think like of games that like I
did play but like did were they really like they own this list you know what I
fucked up I should have said Atari 2,600 and I would have gone with Frankenstein
let's go uh... PIT Pokemon, Pokemon Yellow. Okay. Because I don't want to choose in red
blue just go Pokemon yellow. You played that before?
He just doesn't want to have to pick between. No, yeah.
I'm not doing this in any order.
Those are the first ones I really thought about.
Halo Reach, first game ever went pro.
So that was like really what it shaped me, to be honest.
I liked Reach personally.
Yeah, I mean, I thought it was good.
Let's go.
I mean, Cod's going to be in here eventually, but which Cod?
Ghost?
Maybe ghosts, yeah, just because like, I mean,
I mean, first game I went pro and Cod, so obviously this shaped me.
Yeah, I thought you were.
You ready to finally play me?
Fuck.
Adub? B.O.3?
No, I'm not doing any of the Cods. I'm just like thinking about other games.
You could throw a World of Warcraft in there.
Fuck yeah. Best MMO ever made?
Kind of falling off, but it's all good.
What?
World of Warcraft. What is this? You could throw Counterstrike in there, too.
You don't understand. The original?
global
I mean go
yeah do go
and then just end it with
Elden Ring actually
okay
because like
I don't know
I mean I've played
that was the first one
I ever played
of these type of games
and I went down
like a whole path
to play a whole shit ton of them
and yeah
I mean
Sol's games are fire
yeah
no they're very good
yeah that's up
it's a fire list
got a little bit
everything
all right
I'm gonna go
let's see
early child
I'm gonna go Pokemon.
What?
On the color?
Game Boy Color?
Yeah, red.
Then I'm gonna go,
I think it was called
Perfect Dark Zero was the first
console game that I ever played.
I remember that game with like the chick on the cover?
Well, it wasn't, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Perfect Dark.
It was Perfect Dark Zero.
Yeah, Perfect Dark Zero, Xbox.
2005. Yeah, that chick.
Yep, because this was the first console
that we got, I think.
Next.
I'm going to go
let's think
what was that
game called it was like a party game
Fusion Frenzy
That's on mine
Fusion Frenzy
That's my shit
Yeah that was a very good game
Because this
Both of those games came in
The pack that was sold
It was like a
Yeah
It was a pack for the Xbox
Okay now we're gonna move on
We're gonna go
Call of Duty 4
And then we're gonna go
World of Warcraft after that
You can leave them up.
World Warcraft.
And then what was I playing after that?
World of Warcraft.
And then we can go, let's go Cod.
I'd say probably AW.
This is chronological, by the way.
This is like games that I played.
And then we'll go Counterstrike after that.
Yep.
And then we'll go, let's go current day.
Now it's like league and Tarky.
Okay.
Yeah.
Bang.
Solid list.
Solid list.
Yeah.
Very solid.
That was like early days, mid days.
Current days.
Yeah.
All right.
Kenny, what you got?
Mine gonna be no order.
So I'm just going off first thoughts to the brain.
Let's go.
I'm gonna put Fusing Frenzy on my list too because one of my favorite games all time.
Yeah.
Like tailblazer and fucking tower.
Number two, we're going to go left for dead.
Bangor.
Okay.
Okay.
That was my shit
Yeah, Lefer Dead was fire
Yeah
We're gonna go
Fallout New Vegas
Okay
That's my favorite game of all time
Right there
What Fallout?
Yeah
New Vegas
That's the one that's fucked up
Yeah I love New Vegas
Okay
Then we're gonna go
We're gonna go
I were gonna go back to some
We're gonna go
Crash Bandicoot
Oh okay
I never played either
I was like one of the first games
I ever played
Yeah
Grant that photo San Andreas
Bang
I think you have the best list so far
Let me think
Another one
I've never played any of these
Destiny I'm gonna go Descy's on my list
Destiny 1
Yeah
That was a grinding time
Was that vault the glass
Yeah yeah that was fire
We'll do
MW3
Because that's the first game I won my first
GB tournament
The original?
Yep
Fire
It's a good one
Shit probably felt good.
Yeah.
Get that gold.
Yeah, literally.
What other game?
I'm missing.
Oh, Star Wars is the O Republic.
That's a good.
Wow.
Yeah.
What a pull.
Yep.
And we'll end it with...
Let's go Lee.
We'll end up a league because I...
Listen, Lee took over a crazy time of my life.
Yeah, that's fair.
It's a good list, bro.
It's a good list.
No one said battle.
If you're into that sort of thing.
Star Wars Battlefront?
See, I thought about it.
But like, I wanted to pick one game.
But in Old Republic, I just...
That's just...
If I could go back, I would remove...
If I could go back, I would remove Mario Brothers 2,
and then I would move up Mario Brothers 2 later on,
but I would put an Atari game in there, for sure.
Like Pong?
No, like Frankenstein.
I didn't even know there was a Frankenstein.
Atari 2,600, Frankenstein, look it up real quick,
so you can brought the artwork on it.
This shit about to be fire.
The artwork was fire.
The game, obviously, it's like...
Fucking Pong.
what is it, eight bit, so it's
it'll show us you right there.
Actually, that does look kind of fire.
Bro.
That's not fire.
Okay, so that's what it looks like.
That's not fire.
No, no, of course.
I didn't say, but the technology
didn't exist back then.
That's fair. That's fair.
Yeah.
But there you go.
Frankenstein's, that's fair.
It's my parents.
Yeah.
Hello, welcome, welcome.
Not your first time here, right?
Yes.
First time.
All right, let's do this quick
and then we'll visit.
But yeah, right there, that's the game.
That's how you played it.
And it's essentially you just got to, those are spiders.
Point at that guy with a hat, bow down.
That's you.
So it's moving back and forth.
So was it like space invaders or is it?
No, no, you got to jump.
Oh, so it's like a platform.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, platform.
So that's like Donkey Kong up top.
Like he has your body.
How did it bring us now?
Yeah.
But look at that artwork on the artworks pretty good.
So safe.
Yeah, that's fair.
But yeah, that's, I would replace this with that second one.
Was that the only level?
No, of course not.
No.
This is level one.
Oh, well, you said Frankenstein's up top, so I'm like...
Did he take your girl?
What?
Assuming Frankenstein is like the main boss.
What was that artwork?
He was like hands around like, you know, princess.
Oh, hell of know.
Is he going backward?
Yo, dig dug.
Did you all play dig?
Yeah, of course.
Dig, dog with fire.
Oh, you got to get the key or some shit?
Wow, bro.
Yeah, you guys couldn't have survived.
But you also got like, dude, think about it, man.
Like, this is...
This is crazy.
Yeah, this was like video games in the 8.
80s, early 80s.
Like, people would be addicted to this.
It's funny, it should be cool, but these would be the hardest games,
bro.
On some weird shit, on some way.
Like Crash Bandicoot, bro, was looking kind of hard, bro.
All right, we're good, we're good, we're good.
But yeah, that's what I would do.
God, there were so many good games, room.
Yeah.
I couldn't think of any, but, like, I don't know.
Like, Crash Bandicoos is probably one guy I would take off my list, too.
Crash Bandicoot.
But it was like one of the first games I played, like action.
Yeah.
I can remember.
I play Crash, Crash Bandico.
There was that one game of
PlayStation Kill Squad or whatever?
Never played that.
Was it Kill Squad or I might be thinking of the wrong game?
You were played the one game where you're in the cars and you try to kill each other?
Like you blow up?
Twisted metal, yeah, twist the metal.
That show is right.
They made a show about that.
I don't watch it.
I didn't watch it either.
Any shows that you're watching?
Do you see a gentleman season two?
You saw it?
Gentleman season two, gentlemen season one and two?
I rewatch season one before season two.
Dude, oh my God.
I'm watching Dark matter right now.
Yeah.
Wait, which one?
Which one?
Dogmatic?
I fucking hate that show right now.
Dude, I can't understand what's happening.
I'm on season one and season one.
Season one's dope.
I'm not watching season two though.
Season one's great.
I'm not watching season two.
I'm not going to say shit.
It's pissing me off.
Just keep watching.
I just don't watch season.
I just know the season one.
Season one's great though.
I'm in the middle of season one.
I'm like, this shit, I'm a lot.
Look, I haven't watched any episode of season two, but I can already imagine.
It's like, okay, they're going into another dimension.
Yep.
And then season three?
Pretty much.
Here's another one.
I'm already over it.
Like, season one was good.
They should have just left it there.
Season one was like
understanding the box and like
all that shit,
that was fire.
That's where I'm like,
yeah,
yeah,
that first season I was like,
yeah, yeah,
that first season I was like,
yeah,
yeah,
they're just showing all the different dimensions now.
I'm like,
I just don't care about the character.
Yeah,
I don't give a fuck.
So, yeah,
but let's not ruin it,
but I will say I implore you
to watch the gentleman.
Season one is great,
but season two is so magnificent.
I can just listen to them talk
all fucking day.
I watch the movie after it's,
I was like, bro, the movie was fucking sick, obviously.
This guy, Richie, the greatest of all time.
But the way that they're gentlemen.
Yes, boss.
No, they're like, he's a gentleman every step of the way.
You know, even when he's like, has the right to do that, he's very,
dude, you got to watch it.
It's so fucking good.
So fucking good.
So I'm mad that I finished it.
Because like, it came out and I couldn't watch it all.
I binged it with easy.
But I was like, I'm going to take my time and watch it once a week and blah, blah.
And then season, well, fucking episode six, seven and eight.
I was like, you couldn't.
You couldn't help yourself.
Bro, it is so good.
No, they get fucking fire.
I mean, yeah, now the football's on, it's like, it's like football.
What, football all day for you or what?
Well, it's three nights out of the week, Monday night, Thursday night, Sunday night.
So it's like those nights mainly football.
And then the other four nights will be lucky to get through an episode.
So it's kind of hard to watch TV.
Pooh, pooh.
Cool.
Well, that's going to do it for this episode of the podcast.
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