OpTic Podcast - HOW MW2 CAN SAVE OR DESTROY COMPETITIVE COD | OpTic Podcast Ep. 91

Episode Date: September 15, 2022

This week we have HECZ, Karma, MBoZe, and MaNiaC on to discuss the Call of Duty MW2 2022 and the Cod Next event!  This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp, Shopify, and Honey.  Go to http://betterhelp.com/OPTIC to get 10% off your first month! Go to http://shopify.com/optic to get a free 14-day trial. Go to http://honey.com/OPTIC to get Honey for free.  Check out the OpTic Podcast here:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optic-podcast/id1542810047 https://open.spotify.com/show/25iPKftrl0akOZKqS0wHQG MB01VRXLRVBBYYQ HOW MW2 CAN SAVE OR DESTROY COMPETITIVE COD | OpTic Podcast Ep. 91 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome, welcome, welcome to episode number 91 of the Optic podcast. Brought to you by Better Help Shopify and Honey, and we'll tell you a little bit more about them later on in the podcast. But 91, did you guys ever think that we would almost be nine away? Well, definitely be nine away from 100. What are we doing for the 100th episode? Are we skipping it the way that we skip the eavesrop? You've done 100 eaveshops? How many, were more than that?

Where are we at, man? 140. What the fuck? Damn. You know what I mean? You be doing like more than one a week? No. And in fact, we've skipped some weeks, unfortunately.

The e-shop started before this? I can't believe we're only at 91, to be honest. Seems like this has been going on forever. Like a weekly thing? Yeah. But I mean, I guess there is in like 50s. How many weeks in a year? 56.

I don't know. Wait, 56. 52 weeks in a year. There's 56 weeks. Matt. What the hell? You think there's 53? Maybe during the equinox.

Wait. There's, I guess if you round it is 52. Well, you could run it. Sometimes I be trying to do math in my head, even though knowing the weeks doesn't really have to do with math. But sometimes I'll be trying to do math in my head. And I'm like, wow, this is bad. Well, what's four times?

I was trying to divide like 60 divided by five yesterday. And I, like, couldn't figure it. I had to bring out the calculator. It's 12. And I was like, what is going on? Is it just like for me not being in school? There's like a lot of situations like that. I'm like, this is bad.

You know what's crazy? Growing up, I was always like, math is my favorite subject. Right? Right. But now I'm like, I am the worst at math. I can't even, in my head, I'm like, I can't even envision like what. Like, did you like do division if you're doing it on a paper still? There's some cases, even when it's super logical.

And it goes back to say, right, like kids don't learn anything in school. They memorize shit for tests. But they don't have any actual value being provided to them by our school system, which is, you know, bad, right? Like, we need to be better at that. Actually, really bad. It's so bad. Though, they're, if you want to be a good employee, be a good student in the current school system. If you want to be more than that, then break rules, never follow them, make them, don't break it.

Like, I don't remember real shit anything. And I'm not saying criminal shit either. right you know what you mean I know what you mean I don't remember a damn thing from school no what was the Declaration of Independence I don't know signed like even thinking about all that stuff it's like people I have to know that what like 1883 why would they teach that you know how much shit there is that they could teach that today I can tell you my information I needed man I'm not saying that I'm they drop the ball with that I'm not saying I'm volunteering myself 12 years of our

fucking life they just dropped the ball come I would say in their most impressionable years also right it's not like in the middle like it's when first second third grade you learn like the basics of like how to that's like what you know now divided by five yeah which i still didn't know but because it's been a while but yeah they dropped the ball like after third grade it's like you should be learning a lot of other stuff they should be teaching you how to do taxes they should be teaching you like the meaningful stuff right um what is compound interest you know and then this is this is like like the most impressionable years of a human being.

They're teaching you how to, and you know what's crazy. Conspiracy, maybe not. But the Rockefeller spent a lot of money in the school system early on because they wanted to teach people how to be good employees for the Rockefeller factories and Rockefeller businesses. Yeah, if no one wanted to be employees, like how would this world even work? Or if like if everyone was taught like stocks, investments

or compound interest or all these. things that a lot of wealthy people use to get wealthy yeah like I think that hurt the wealthy people like it wouldn't wouldn't really work for everyone to know it right or or the argument could be made that there will be more businesses so more money to spend and more money to be made because of the you know employees and I will say that it's it's not as easy as it sounds right like some people grow up the same way that we what is this Who said this?

This is a quote by Johnny Rockefeller. Consider this quote by John D. Rockefeller, a philanthropist and one of the masterminds behind, what the, was that what I thought it was? I moved this. Well, you lifted. It says, and he says, right, I don't want a nation of thinkers. I want a nation of workers. Think about that. This is one of the, if not the.

I don't want a nation. It's not a real quote, though. Yeah. Like how can he get away with saying that? Because he is a trillionate. Well, he's dead now. But at the time, he was like... What are the Rockefellers?

John D. Rockefeller is one of the men who built America. Steel. Like, what do they own? Heavy fish. Matt, bring up what the rock. Show them the picture. Is it like the banks? Are they the elites that people talk about?

They're like, like, this is the elite of the elite doing satanic shit. gets taken down after this. Yeah, right. Made podcast somehow, the camera shut off. The family had a long-side association with control of Chase Manhattan Bank, but then JP Morgan Chase is also a founding member of the United States, the men who built America, Rockefeller, Morgan Chase, Carnegie, and, you know, Ford. I mean, you name it, it can go on for, you know, there's a good show called The Men Who

built America. I think it's in the history channel. One of my favorite shows of all time. So those trillions. Yeah. So what would happen if like, because there's people, though. They're dead. I mean, like the fan probably that cash trickles down. I'm saying like, oh, the descendants. Like, dude, you don't even know the have. Go watch the Rockefeller documentary on, on YouTube. It is wild. But also watch the men who built America because it's, it's a really, really good show. What is this, Matt? The Rockefeller's net worth estimated. One point is $1.937. Think about that.

Damn. What would that be? I wonder what that would be in it right now. So you guys know what we're reading. It says here that in 1937, his, the estimated net worth of the Rockefellers was 1.4 billion. 360 billion. There's a way to like calculate that now. Yeah, you can say it.

It's like, what is 1.4 billion? Well, I mean back then. No, no, no. What is the equivalent? There's a calculator out there. Matt's finding it as we speak. Like back then, it coaxed like two cents. $0.90 billion.

And Elon Musk is greater than? Greater than? Yeah. Well, I mean, think about it. He's doing the same thing, though. You know, while this guy without technology, mind you, this dude's doing it without technology. This dude is doing it without the internet.

This dude is doing it without electricity for a couple years. That'd be easier for him. that lookie easier to do it like that though why because like no one there is no way of anyone else sort of like getting to that level once you like sort of own everything it's like no one can there's no internet to like learn about it fight against it yeah teach themselves yeah yeah but you could also say it's harder because think about what it would take to send an email to coordinate a a operation that big you would have to have you know what I mean it would have to be everybody travels to a place and then from there they go one to New York, one to Chicago,

one to Los Angeles, one of San Francisco. You don't mean, it's not as easy. Phones. They're traveling by like horse and buggy. And they're traveling by horse and buggy, not aeroplanes. That's insane. Right? So again, that's not I got that far.

Well, this is what I'm saying. Like, this is what essentially is at stake, right? Because they, all the infrastructure, all the cities were built by these dudes, the infrastructure, the sewage, the electricity, like everything, all the infrastructure that makes, This was started by them. And then some of this, some of the stuff that was invented over here started to trickle down into Europe and that's how, you know. Now, has ever did the infrastructure, Texas with the rain and snow choked?

Yeah. Dallas. Maybe it is Texas. They fucking choked. They can't handle no rain. Three inches of rain and, oh my God, everything's flooded. One night of storming. Oh, you don't want that.

You can't even travel out of here. In Illinois, in Chicago, how many times did we take off? in a blizzard in negative degree weather. You know what I mean? Like they did they did choke, but I don't think they were prepared for something like that. To get back to the other stuff, just because I'm interested, who,

so it goes from the Rockefellers, he's dead. Now, is it like his grandchildren? But great grandchildren by now. Or like, do people know who's running shit? Look, when, when, and they're above the law, right? Yes. Basically.

Because they pay for it. They pay for the prisons. They pay for the. Right. Everything sort of goes through them. So it's like, now entering the seventh generation with as many as 170 heirs to the Rockefeller family has maintained a substantial wealth. They had an $11 billion fortune in 2016, according to Forbes. That's more than 100 years after. But this is lies. This is lies. Oh, is it? It is, man. That's what they want you to be. We're only worth 11 billion. They built America. You think that they are only worth 11 billion. So they cannot. You think that their family office didn't invest in Twitter. They didn't invest in Tesla.

They literally own significant chunks of these businesses on like under covert things. This guy right here used to tabulate every single penny spent on a daily basis. You can't go from $1.4 billion in 1930 to what was it? 11 billion. Now there's no way. No, especially if you don't have the. the memory capacity to remember a number. I mean, there's probably not even people that can even calculate it or like they're

not in position. Like, it's not going to reach Google because they're like above. You think that they didn't invest in Google? I mean, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Think about.

But they're on such a high tier level. Like people can't like access their shit. Like they don't like know how much they're making. They don't know. I don't really know how to explain it. But just like people can't reach them. People can't, like, search up how much they're worth, what they're doing. It's like...

They're, like, above all this shit. What's that other family? I also don't know what I'm talking about. Dough. Which one? The world or the United States? The mass from Matt's. Like, you're not going to get no info on these people.

So, uh, the Waltons, which are the, the, what do you call it, the Walmarts? Walmart, yeah. No way. Yeah, the Mars family, which is candies. And $212 billion. The cock family. So how, the Cock brothers? Elon Musk is above?

How is the, how is the, Elon Musk above Walmart. Hermes, which is obviously fashion. Right? Yeah, for mansion. The Al-Saud. Like, this is also a lie.

The Saudi royal family, one dude is a trillionaire. That's insane. All right, type in rich as men or women in the world. I don't think that'll come up, though. No. Well, look, this is like, if you look up,

look up Scumps net worth. After you show us this. Right? It's like, that's not what it is. It's not accurate, right? Like, they, it's, it may be like, like, maybe like cash in hand. Right there. Elon Musk, 219, Jeff Bezos, Bernard, Arnaul.

Wait, is Arnold the guy that's married to, uh, to, no, it can't be. Dude not. Okay, it's not, it's not, it's not. It's not. All right. Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Larry Page, Sergey Aaron or Bryn. Ellison, Balmere, Belmer, Steve Blummer. Microsoft and Jeff Bezos wants to me so.

Does the United States have the most money? That's another question. Or is it just like the most billionaires maybe? Or would that make it the most money? So the Dallas Metroplex has more billionaires in its Metroplex than any other place in the world. There are more billionaires in our, yeah. There are a lot of fucking billionaires? I thought the shit was rare.

I say 24%, which is, is that true? I don't know. Maybe. You can't believe any of these numbers. I can't read. Is that 24% of like total money in the world? The GDP? But then you see shit like Dubai and all this and it's like how much money's over there?

Let's visit Dubai. All right. This is, look, this financial podcast is not any way, shape, or form advice. you to invest or do anything. We're just talking. What's the wrong person? What's scumps net? That's four.

Yeah. Wrong. Right. Yeah, that type of stuff is so wrong. Like, I'll see, like, random celebrities, and there's just no way. Yeah. Again. What's Drake's net worth?

Drake? I'd be, like, one, one time. No, I don't say, like, 350. 250. $250. Damn. Oh, you just did it, didn't you? You guys just did a trivia on that?

That's why you know. That's why you're cheating. I don't think we did Drake, though. Anyway, yeah, it's, it makes, again, you know, dots off the Rockefellers. I wonder if any of them, like, watch my stream. Yeah, I'm trying to see your shit. I wonder who has the most money that watches my stream or my videos.

Like, there's a, there's a billionaire. There's a billionaire here and there. There's a billionaire that watches. Three mill. Dade you dirty. why? That's how much the house is worth. Wait, what's that?

Oh, that's another one, 10? They did me dirty there. No, kidding. Okay, all right, let's move on. Say, I didn't know a damn thing you guys were just talking about. What do you mean? No, about any of that. Ignorance is bliss.

I don't even remember their names now. So think about those numbers, right? Rockefeller. And they gave the Rockefeller's $11 billion. Right? It's a fucking lie. I'm telling you can't believe these numbers, man. it's uh it's it's it's basically what it's

like some j z thing rockabella yeah rockefella is that where he got that's where he got yes he had a tap in with them who he's yeah he did not have a tap in with him

game listen it's uh watch out that's how rockefellers that fuck with y'all oh man i don't know some can't get some cancer so yesterday you'll see yesterday

yesterday really quickly let's let's move on from from there yesterday i you know how how good good has the the golf simulator and it can tell you how far the ball travels and the spin and all that, I threw the ball yesterday. Guess how fast I threw? Not accurate. Okay. Yeah.

Wait, how you threw all? Let me hear the speed. Yeah, let's see it was a low number. Let me hear the speed. Wait, I saw Tim... Let me just hear the speed. Let me just hear the speed. Yeah, Tim's was 76.

I'm gonna say yours was 78. It wasn't. It was 64. Yeah. But I do have a neck thing going on right now and I don't think that thing was accurate. I feel like I don't think that thing was accurate. I feel like I don't. You saw Tim throw night

What? No, like 76 Let me see Or was it I think I hit 85 76 But I think it was at like a fucking arcade thing It was

Yeah, okay Okay, okay Listen Tim Tim's a big fucking dude too Like that dude's all torque It's with a ball too Yeah

76 Yeah 76 All right Listen You know the comments were The World Or Little League World Series

player could throw harder. Yeah, it's true. Look, I mean, dude, how often is this dude throwing? You know what I mean? Like, this is him just throwing. I wish I could get hand tattoos, man. You know what's crazy? Before I got this one? What you want? Before I got, before I got this,

the sniper, I had literally, no bullshit. Three days before I got it, I told Tim the Tamer's like, yeah, I don't think I could ever get hand tattoos. And literally three days later, I'm getting this thing and he fucking DM me, he's like, what happened? I'm like, damn. But I do wish, man, I'm an artist, man. I want to get art. Yeah, I'm going to end up getting all that.

Knuckles. What about you? You getting any hand tats? No. You good? And no face. No face? What about, Karen, you have any tattoos?

Mm. Have you ever considered getting tattoos? Yeah. But. Like, what's the thought? I don't know. That's a problem. Would you get three rings?

I don't know. Call a duty. I don't know what I've got. Not that. No? I want one right here. Yeah, at least you can let your hair grow. I mean, I don't know, unless you go bald.

Like two years. I mean, could happen soon. How old are you, karma? 28. 28, your hair's good. Dude, I see no science of that thing slowing down. God, dang. I was letting it grow out.

Puerto Rico or something. Where are we going? You guys are moving to Puerto Rico or Turkey? Turkey and Puerto Rico is pretty fucking different. Yeah, it's a big difference. My business partner is on the other side and I were talking about, like, you know, I was like, so what are you, what are going to? Because my, my dude is, you know, I don't want to put his business out there,

but he's got properties, fucking everything. He's like, I think if this continues to get any worse, like the economy here in the United States, because it is, you know, different country is always an option. I feel like they've been saying that forever, though. I feel like I've been hearing that my entire life. From who? I don't know. I always hear the word inflation, recession.

I hadn't need some ends to do that. For real. That's scary. No. No. No, no, no, you know, if anything, you don't. I'm going to give you a perfect scenario, okay? Like Bali.

I'm going to give you a perfect scenario. To live out there forever. That's crazy. I mean, you got to get a job. Yeah. You're like a bartender. Guys, come on, man. I think this is what we're going to do.

And I'm going to make it a commitment. We're going to, like, once a month, we're going to sit down and we're going to talk about, you know, side businesses that that you guys can start. Because you guys have to start at some fucking point. You guys can't fucking just assume that. Amen to that. The fucking streaming is always gonna fucking be available. You know what I mean? Like there has to be some fucking opportunities out there.

The fuck's my fault. That's my fault and I'm taking responsibility. And I'm not saying that I'm gonna give you guys financial advice, but I'm gonna show you what I've done that can maybe put you guys on the right path. Yeah, this is school. Finally. School. This would have been.

Yeah, streaming. I don't gotta do the fucking mobile detailing. Bro, I know this, I know this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, who's coming to the optic sort of sphere and has helped out on a bunch of stuff. Like she runs, she's got like fucking four. I mean, I'm not putting her business out there, right? But like she's got a bunch of like Airbnb. It's the first.

Yeah. Oh yeah. She's a boss. Airbnb is like Airbnb is just one of the things that's readily available for anyone to exploit. And I mean that. Exploid. I'm not saying exploit. Exploize.

She seemed like she was a genius. You got to understand. You got to understand too, right? that where this thing's going, especially the way that... You know what? I want to move on from this. Let's talk about something else.

I know streaming's not going to work for me. I've ruined my morning this morning. Wait, why? Just playing fucking Halo. It's like, dude, I can't... I can't do this anymore, man. Karma plays whatever karma wants to play. Yeah, but karma is like a natural gamer.

We played a cooking game last night. Yeah? Like Mad Lay. It's called like Overcooked. Uh-huh. Dude, honestly, if you guys ever need... a video for the like four people to do here it's fucking hilarious yeah like you all have to work together like cook and get dishes yeah it's like the dumbest shit ever but it was pretty

when the i just know what i played you played this is like i played this i swear to god i didn't where did i play this i've never played this and i and i wait a second i think i'm telling you i like there were points i want to go upstairs and like tell i like that does look i mean i was telling already what you do him like it gets like heated like it's crazy Just like my viewership and like chat just completely like it's fine if I'm on Halo but then it's okay if I'm on Apex. Okay. If I'm on fall guys. So why don't you look again and I've said this throughout our relationship or business venture are since I've known everybody.

There are people out there that go to work and hate their work but they still show up because that's how they get paid to make ends meet. You guys are playing video games you're telling me that because one video game is got hackers and one video game is. It's not even hackers, it's me. It's how bad I am. I'm like, this shit, like, it literally, like, my stomach was, like, turning. I was like, this is fucking, like, it's so stressful. I'm, like, I'm worse than, like, these matchmaking kids, and I'm like, what has happened? Oh, I, like, my aim is shit.

Like, awareness is shit. Like, I'm lost. There's only 2,000 people play that game. Yeah, and they've mastered it all. And I'm the only idiot getting absolutely pounded T-bag. I would, shooting my body. I'm just like, let's just say that we are all lucky that I wasn't just a little bit better at Call of Duty.

Because I would have fucking chased that dream down forever. Damn, what if that happened though? And you were, and you just like, you were like a top, you would say a barely top eight pro. And like you didn't start all this shit.

You just like, you just love gaming. I would be the ultimate gaming creator out there. For all I had to focus was on playing video? Like eight shot times too? Probably. Dude, look at my looks, my personality and my abilities, dude. You know what I'm kidding.

But yeah, I think, you know, giving the opportunity, yeah, man. Ponda. Ponder on that. So what, so aside from that, what else have you been playing? Do you have any, like, want to, like, after you win three championships, how many? Three, right? Yeah. After you win three world championships?

That's true. Nothing does. Your dopamine is so low right now. The only dopamine I get is when I'm in a. big ass fight on Daisy. Yeah? I don't get any dopamine. That's the only thing that, like, gets the blood rush and like, holy shit, dude, there's

so many fucking people in this forest. Like, yeah. Got to take them all out? I don't know. Anything else is boring. Dude, all I'm saying is, but that's the thing. If I had just the slightest ability, I tell scump all the time, I'm like, man, if I had half years ago, I'd be so much bigger and richer than you.

I just tell all the time, just give me a little bit. Why, why, God? Why did you not give me a little bit more hand-eye coordination? Because that's all I just want to be a content creator, man. That's what I always wanted to do. What's it? You do love this shit, I do love this shit, man. Love this shit.

I wanted to, man, I had something in my head that I wanted to talk to you guys about. Even in the garage, you just sit there and, like, we'll walk in. You play some random. What's Casey Nice? That's brother's name or something? You just watch YouTube videos of, like, other creators and. Yeah. Well, that's not all I.

I know what you mean. Not all you do, but it's like you really do, like, love. of watching that shit. Van Nystatt. Yeah. You know what? I still watch Mav. Good thing the Modern Warfare 2 beta releases this weekend.

Does it? I don't know. Oh, is that what it says? Yeah. Look at that segue. Oh, no, we were talking about throwing. So I have this, I don't know why, but every so often I get this thing on my neck. And it's not, it's, and he's, you told me to go to a chiropractor.

I wouldn't even say chiropractor. Like, they're, I need to, but it's more muscular. You need to learn to, like, strengthen it. And I would go to, like, you know, a real massage lady or man if you do that shit in wrestling or you know you push your head yeah if anything if anything let this be a a a public service announcement to everybody that's watching this because I can guarantee you that the majority of you the 99.99% are younger than 42 years old as a 42 year old super athlete uh in my younger days you got like me sitting like this playing

fucking call of duty for eight hours just just in call of duty a lot just in call of duty a That's called 2 alone is what did it. After that, think about the amount of hours that I spent during Call 3 4 when I started making videos in Modern Warfare 2. And I didn't even have the same sort of like commitment that a lot of all of you guys are out there spending. Do your stretches, stretch your neck, fix your neck, your postures like the number one thing. Don't. Don't become me. Especially if you have aches and pains.

Because I played Hurstone. This was like back in like 2012. Who are you laughing? I played Hurstone for like four. 54 hours straight. And how I stayed up then long, I don't know. But I played it for so long. And then afterwards, I was like,

damn, my neck kind of hurts. And then, like, for a few weeks, it just kept, it's just still stiff. And I'm like, oh, what the fucks? Then I'd always have to do this, like, figured out how to crack it.

Started going to a car park that was like, my neck's fucked up. I don't even. I tried that for a little bit, never fixed it, sort of gave up. And then, like, Halo 5 comes out.

And I just, like, grind that, sort of ignore my neck. And then I, I got so used to, to it that I was just like dealing with the pain. And it was almost not even like a sharp pain. It was just like a constant annoyance.

And then that literally turned into arthritis. And now he even said like, I'm going to have arthritis for life. Like your neck's pretty much fucked for life. Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like all because I didn't take care of it for like five years. Well, it's been longer than that for me. If you have pain, especially in your neck, like you got to take care of it.

And like figure that out. So what I always have to. my neck like this like it's so in all I can say it feels exactly like when you sleep wrong and I don't know if I slept wrong but yeah I recently had a stiff neck that fucking stuff stiff neck is what it's called God like if I do this watch it starts like right there I'm starting to feel the pain I hate that shit bro it's like a sharp pain no it's not like it's that one happens yeah if I sleep wrong yeah I don't know what's up with my I'm just upset man I get just as mad about my baddest I do about my PC my PC should

not be as, it should not display what it displays that badly when I spent as much money as I fucking spent. So I don't know if it was Matt Craig, E Matt Craig to be exact, who didn't set that shit up right or what, but like my graphics cannot be, I don't want my graphics to look like that, okay? That's what I'm saying. Like, it doesn't look sharp, period. Matt, it's not something you just do.

Come over to the house tonight and fix it, please, I have to work or whatever. Anyway, so I threw 64 on that. It may be accurate. It may not. Who if were we talking about this like last time like uh who was I talked like I have literally no concerns about throwing a ball like none whatsoever like what like like hurting yourself no just throwing a ball to a target like or get it within the vicinity yeah when we're at the ranger stadium you're like I'm not worried about it yeah oh yeah it was the

last park I'm like not a I kind of am I feel like I don't have aim in baseball like I can feel like I can like throw kind of hard whatever but when it comes to like hitting a target it's just I don't got it So when we went to the We did like a batting cage I forgot wait was that what optic or something Yeah we did like some batting cage a while ago I forget where we were

I bought a pitching machine No we were at like Some place I don't know where I forget who we were with We were there I remember the video we guys were cranking balls At like The park

I don't know maybe it didn't come out I have no idea but we were there And I always felt like I threw hard And then when I threw it there they had like a little tracker. I was not throwing hard. That was not coming out hard. How fast was it?

Like 68, 60. I'm like, like, this is pathetic. Yeah, 64. I was like, what the, that's so less inaccurate. But yeah, I'm not concerned. Anyway, speaking of that, obviously, Rangers night of September 20th,

that's next week, Tuesday. We're gonna, how you coming out, right? We're gonna be in the suite and the owner's suite. Shout out Ken Hirsch. Yeah, I'm, I'm, excited about it. Don't.

Don't worry about it. Not worried? No. Like at all, man. Like, because I could take the easy ride and I could just like throw it and be already better than fucking 50 cent.

Shout out of 50 cent. I'll respect for the cent. But, you know, from a ball throwing perspective, you know what I mean? Are you ever scared to throw your shoulder out? No. Not like doing something like that,

but like I feel like I'm at somehow at that age to where like sometimes if I'm playing basketball I think my body my body's just falling apart like if I try to chuck a basketball say I'm like just full court just chug it out like I think you'll be hard like yeah I mean not off one pitch but look let's just let's just let the record straight if you go back to the to the dodge ball episode that we filmed downstairs I was throwing kind of hard some big it's a bigger ball

but I was throwing hard as the I remember maybe envoy was the only one throwing as hard as I was maybe be an athlete hey play baseball yeah yeah um all right let's uh let's take a quick commercial break let's say a little better help Shopify and honey and then we will be right back

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to the podcast. Huge shout out to them. Thank you very much. new news for this gaming news Call of Duty news specifically I think that we are going to see 930 PST on Thursday September 15th we're going to see Cod Next which is essentially the next iteration or the actual reveal is it of this thing

so I mean I'm kind of psyched about it I always get I mean still to this day I still get excited about the new Call of Duty I get excited because I know that me and the old man of optic are going to be running these S&D GB lobbies as we use usually do, putting these like young whippersnappers in their place as I usually do. But this time around, I think that we're going to be a little bit more diligent in the way that we schedule our days. So I'm going to be reaching out to a couple of you to see if you guys can play on a night or

whatever just as a fun thing to do, including you, Maniac, I know that you need some. I need something to do. Yeah. So, yeah, we're going to do that. Hopefully we can bring back, I don't even know what we call that league, but there was there was a period of something during Ghosts where T. Martin and the pink wall and then TST, Oldman of Optic, and then there was another one. Wasn't there, uh, uh, uh, Hitch? Cody's team. Who the fuck? What the fuck are you talking?

Who the fuck is that guy? Who the fuck is that? Now I'm kidding. Uh, but yeah. So, maybe now we can do like something cooler. I think that, uh, especially now that the flank has their own like little squad and yeah, we'll get, maybe we'll get our assespe, but I won't. I personally will not. Or are you going to get on the game and be like, This shit sucks. It's like when we play TST, like, yeah, we lost. But did I personally lose? No, I shit it on TST.

Facts. Go back and look at it. Got an ace on them? Easy. By myself. It was called before. They were running at you with their knives out? No, they were not running at me with their knives out.

Karma, do you want me to show you my trophy back there? Just so you can, okay, just making sure. This championship? My championship? You never saw a championship? Very proud of that. Oh. Be careful.

That's the city's finest. Yeah. What's the city? That was the finest in the city. The championship. The fucking laugh at it. What the fuck you laugh at it? Number 13, 2008.

208. All of duty four. I'm a real one. I've been building since 2008. Y'all are welcome. That last kill? You got hype? Huh?

That last kill? What I'm saying? Was it snipers or? No, I was not snipers. It was real. No, I didn't get up. No. I was playing on a 50-inch TV,

Sony Waga from a chair, and it was an S-D. because I needed to capture it and the only way to capture HD was to play an SD with the Hopog way back in the day. Thank God Elgado came along.

Did Elgado buy out Hopog? I don't even know. But anyway, I don't even know how we got on that topic. I'll call it next. I'm still excited about it. Are you guys looking forward to it? Yeah, I'm going to play it.

Hopefully it's good. I mean, I like... I think a bunch of people are like streaming from there because I got invited but I'm not going. Like, I think there's mad people. Yeah, I did... A lot of people were going to L.A.

I saw a homage going. too. Yeah. I think Hitch is going there. I got to ask Hitch, are you going to host or something? Are we allowed to talk about that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so Hitch is hosting it. Hell yeah. Shout out to Hitch. None of it's like out. No one's played it yet.

No, nothing. I mean, I think some people have played it. Right? No, yeah, for sure. Not only stream or anything. No, no one streamed it. No, obviously the embargo and stuff. Hey, look, there's a lot of pressure. There's so much pressure and unneeded pressure to the

developers to make this thing. This is two year installments. I mean, the game's going to come out. It's going to pop. It's going to be popular as fuck. But then, see if it holds on. I just don't know how you make a cod, like, fun for two years. Even if it is good.

That's just me. I mean, I would still play Callity 4. If there was 2,000 people that, like, played it at, like, nerdy high level, I would still play it. Because I'd want to be good. Yeah, well, that's Cod 4. Imagine VIII. Vanguard was a two year. Made it two months.

I don't know. I think it's just going to be hard, like, no matter what. Yeah. It makes something fun. Like, they're going to have to do so much. There's got to be, like, new shit throughout the year all the time. Yeah, I can kind of see that. Or they just pull in infinite and it's like, hey, yo, here's the game.

But war zone, that shit's popping. Yeah. Fuck with Warzone. The fuck with Warzone. The BR has killed pubs? Huh? Did BRs kill pubs? I think it, like, killed arena shooters kind of.

That's what Hitch says But I think what Look I think that BR works If they if there's no Skill-based matchmaking I also think the war zone just ruined Like multiplayer for God Yeah

100% Unless you're screaming or practicing Or whatever It's like why would you? I have not played a multiplayer Pub game since Modern Warfare 3 Modern War III Modern 43 was the last one that I ever

After that I literally don't even rank up guns If they all knock them in private lobbies, that's all I need. And I only play either, well, now I play Warzone as the pub. But. Wars zone big on YouTube? Like, videos. Depends on the creator.

Like how pubs back in the day were like huge somehow. Depends on the creator as like anything else. I think swag gets a lot, right? Yeah, swag's still killing it. No. He just moved to you. Swag is killing it. I remember meeting swag.

I guess before he blew up at all I didn't know who he was But he was like, Pomage introduced me Yeah, he was like Pomage's friend Met him at like some event He was just, I think they had like an Airbnb or something And it was just like casually met him And Cali, wasn't Callie?

I think so When I do got on the roof at the party You remember that? Was there like a pool? Yeah He jumped on the pool from the roof? No, I don't know what they were doing But we, they had a house

It was a pool and then there was a wall And then there was a other house And the other house was right there And he climbed onto the wall onto the other house But it's like You think it's like Pomage and it's like little homies

Like they're just good friends somehow But then it's like now Swag is fucking huge Is he was he Did he blow up Because he was just like that good Or a Was it like a combo of the content

It took anything else It was a combo And and relatability Yeah Swagg's the man I like you a lot Yeah Yeah like

Actually the whole The whole Nook squad is cool Like why is that under there. Which what? How does it go from Warzone 2 to fucking kangaroos? What?

A 77 year old Australian man killed by a kangaroo in rare fatal attack. It was reported the first fatal attack in kangaroo in Australia since 1936. Hit on that. Must have been fucking fed up. Damn, how big was the kangaroo? Imagine that kick, though. No, bro, they have claws. They de-got you or they gut you.

What? Yeah. Think about it. They stand on the back on their tail and then they fucking use legs, the strongest muscle, and then they fucking throw the claws at you. And what they do, and the reason they do is because they try to

castrate their opponents so that they could be the only male that gets to reproduce. So when attacking an old 77-year-old man on skill in the art of fighting, I would beat the shit of a kangaroo. Yeah, I saw one video. I saw a video of...

You think you're going to outrun a kangaroo? I'm going to try to... They hop, I think even if it's chasing right behind him, to turn and fight it. Yeah. If I can get on top of a car and feel it out or through a door, I saw I'm gonna try to do it. I think you can just square up with him and win.

I saw a dude fight one with like his, the dog. The kangaroo was attacking his dog or something. And I think he, like, I think he squared up. I was like, he like swung a one. He just, he just gave him a quick jab, right? He gave him a quick jab and the camera was like, damn, what the fuck?

Kind of just bounced the way. Yeah, play that shit, Matt? Let's see that. Well, fat, come out. Not the whole video. There we go. Matt, there we go. Matt, right here.

He's like, oh, dude. Oh, shit. Hell no. He got him in a little sleeping. I'm fucking that kangaroo. Dude, if I'm bigger than the... It's kind of fucked up, but... Actually, no, if it has your dog in a chokehold.

Oh, my God. It's like, I'm out of this fish. Oh, nah, bro. You know, first of all... Kangaroo, that... I thought they were bigger than that. First of all, this is what I'm going to say about... This is what I'm going to say about that.

That dog had a vest, which is a protective vest. against wild animals. So they were there invading his space and they were there doing whatever. So the kangaroo was just holding onto the dog for deer life, right? He was giving him a hug. Nah, he was holding his ass

because the dog's on a bite. Oh, look right here. Look at what I did to the dog. They just like knee them? That's a scratch. Like need him. Look, he's got to do it again. Why's the dog not fighting back?

I know they have guns out, too. Like right there, the dog's like, I'm out of here. Yeah. Henry? Dude, they got like crazy grip that was saying. Oh my God. Look at the kangaroo. He's ready.

Hey, what's up, dude? What's that? Bink. Pink. He's like, oh, shit. Thank God for the tail. If the tail wasn't there. This is like YouTube boxing.

Yeah. He really did stand up with his tail. Yeah. Helled himself up. Yeah, look at his little dang right there. That's his weiner right there. Yeah. I can take a kangaroo.

I'm not telling you should care. I'm just saying that they, look how exposed it is. What's the fuck? He has like a tiny, like, never mind. You don't know if that's the case. Like, in, And kangaroo, that might be like,

yo, this guy's swamped. Look at a, that's not his tail. He, like, flexing right now. What's going on? No, but look, right here, right here's like, he's like, I'm out of here, man. Yeah, dude, poor kangaroo. Oh, he had a blade on.

And shout out to the guy right there for, for just diffusing the situation. Yeah, he could have got in with the blade. Yeah, he could have got in there with the blade and, or like just shot him. Yeah. No, but again, you know, like, if you can't control your dogs, you shouldn't be bringing the dogs out in the wild.

Just like you shouldn't bring your dog to a dog park. No matter how sweet your dog is Put him on a leash unless he is A social dog I like I love dogs Don't get me wrong But I always have that thought in the back of my mind Like this motherfucker might turn on me any

Like the other day I went into my building And I saw a dog just run up to the glass door behind me No leash nothing I didn't see the owner Uh whose dog did it look like Just to describe it tall short It was decent

It's not a Like Benji or like Henry It was one of those I want to say it's like one of those hunting dolls like brown what little white spots on it i don't know i don't know the name of it uh but it was decent size and i just saw it i'm like i hope they don't open the door like and not see me standing here i wasn't i like i wouldn't mind it but it was just that thought i always get like i am not afraid of dogs anymore i i i walk into any room with pit bulls dobermans doesn't matter i

can't do you feel like you're like a dog whisper no it's like you just kind of know what to do or not to do. Remember when I went to your house? He was sitting there growling. I'm like, I'm like, I know Hex ain't going to let him do me dirty, but like, yeah, Hex come pet this motherfucker. Come snatch him up. That's why, because of Henry, like, I'm, I'm.

Yeah, but you always say just go pet him and then he's like. Well, you know, I say do not, do not ignore him for five minutes. Yeah. He's going to come and smell you because I'm going to buy you. That's what you're right. Yeah. But when you tense up and then you like, when you try to pet him like this, he thinks that you're going to try to grab him.

Right? You just got to let him come. He'll come and say, what's up? And then that's when you, like, you know, do that. But ignore dogs. When you walk, you just ignore dogs is the secret. Even if I was on the street, I think that I would still be, like, cool. This guy in my building has a German Shepherd, and he usually has no leash on it.

And we were in an elevator one day, but I wasn't that scared. I was just asking him. Well, not, German Shepherd, sorry. Yeah, bro. The dog didn't even look at me. Swear God. They were just sitting by, like, they're clever, super, super clever animals. Especially, like, German Shepherd specifically.

That's my favorite. And they also have like the hardest bite PSI per square inch than any other fucking out there. What's like the, what dog, in a 1v1, what dog breeds winning? Pit bull. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

Their heads are like this big. Yeah, but I don't know. They're just, you know. Yeah, the biggest dog I probably ever saw in my life is probably a Henry. Henry's a fucking tank. I'm a she way 200? In the winter. It's 196 on a, you know, when you think it's like a burglar came in?

he'd fuck him up. I think so. If I'm there, no. Has he ever got aggressive? No. I think if a burglar came in, he would bite them. If I'm not there, he would stand up. If I'm there, he will not. Really?

Yeah. If you tell him to bite, like, someone you think he will? Yo, I'm telling him, when I saw him growling, I'm like, yeah, bro, he got a side to him. Like, if you were to come in there and, like, do something rowdy, he will bite you. Bro, he's a big. If someone came in, they'd shit their pants if they're. Yeah, they wouldn't fuck around. All he has to do is bark.

Yeah. And they'd be like, fuck that. Sometimes when we have, when like there's, there's like people around the neighborhood and shit and there's people like, I'll go walk him. Just so they know that there's a big ass dog in there. You know what I mean? Don't. Don't come to this house. But again, he's a sweet dude.

But I'm telling you, like, if it was just live and Jude, he would 1,000 percent not have any, he would not hold that. But if I'm there, he would wait to see what I do before he does anything. No bullshit. That's so dope, though. but I also like he's like we don't treat him like a fucking attack animal I always say that if I if I come back in an afterlife I'd like to come back as one of my dogs they just live life they fucking love they got a pool and shit that wouldn't be too bad your dog floats around and more than me dude and they eat like food like good food farmer's dog that's what they eat

maybe one day get bored running the theater lay down no hell they're not allowed pass they're not in the hall of hex. Get bored, jump in the pool. Yeah, that's what they do. The hallway that leads to my theater room in my office, no dogs allowed. No dogs allowed. Dogs really are the realest.

That's like real unconditional love. I heard DMX talking about it, that he loves dogs more than humans. It was just because, like, they don't. Oh, yeah, I saw that clip. Yeah, like, they don't like, they don't know how to do anything but love, like, so unselfishly.

I need to get me a dog. I just don't want one in an apartment. I feel like that's like, not torture, because I don't want to say something about people that have apartments, but like... My grandfather used to say that to me. I used to beg them as a kid, like I went my,

because they always had dogs, like my grandmother and grandfather because they had a house. And I always used to beg them, like, can I get a dog for my birthday? He's like, like, you have to wait. Like, you don't have a backyard. You're doing a dog. Yeah, dirty.

Yeah. I'd say that still to this day. If you're, like, some... If you're not going to be able to walk the dog three times a day, two times a day minimum. And like a solid walk. Yeah, like a solid walk to get them, you know, to get the exercise.

Because they have, can you look up how many, their all-fate censors? Like, yeah, so they have like $3 billion in comparison to a human's $100,000 all-fate censors. Damn, Henry, be jumping on that wall. Bro, I'm telling you, the wall is taller than this.

Okay, you jump up here. Just jump up here. You cannot. This dog clears. He jumps over it. No, he'll jump on top of it. If this was made of grass and he had room, he would easily jump up here. Easily, no problem.

He's your favorite dog? No. That's fucked up. Harry, if you listen to you. Yeah, right? You're supposed to say you love them all the same. 100 million sensory receptor sites, nasal cavity compared to 6 million in people. They can smell if you're sick, they can smell.

what kind of sickness it is. I mean, the whole, I mean, it's, it's, yeah, olfactory sensors, dogs have that. Do they sense good vibes? All dogs love me. Yeah, they do. And yeah, they can. Matt, how many dogs do you have?

Two. Oh, names? Samson and Obie. And one of them's a great Pyrenees. The other one's a Bernice Mountain Dog. You like them? Oh, yeah. Do you take them on walks?

Well, they got a backyard, right? Yeah, we take them on walks, like every other day, though. Yeah, every other day? Yeah. All they a day? Yep. That's also good. Yeah, you can't.

Again, if they have a backyard where they can exercise, awesome. But if they live in an apartment, you got to take them on walks. And if you can't take them on walks. I'm not even troll. You have too many dogs to walk. Who? Yeah. I do not have that many dogs.

Jude has that many dogs. And Jude is the one that takes care of them. I also have a big-ass backyard. People saw you walking your dogs. They'd be like, this shit. You don't walk all of them. This 10 dogs. No, you don't walk to all of them.

Yeah, I know. I'm going to tell you what? I'm gonna tell you why you don't walk all of them together. If you take Benji and three of the small ones, Benji would not be the same dog because he'll be overprotective over them. So he'll be looking and just be a bad dog. If you take Benji on a walk,

which is the golden doodle on a walk by himself, he doesn't even need to be leashed. That's how good. He's the smartest out of all of them. That's dope. Yeah, I always wanted to do, but I can walk without a leash. Of that pack.

I'm the alpha of the house. He's the, he's blue. If you watch Jurassic. Park. All right. I think this podcast was so easy. Let's give some quick shout-outs of the things that we need to do.

Movember is coming up. TST is holding a attorney at ESA, Black Ops to Throwback Tournament and also Smash. Is this open to the public? Smash is open to the public and spectators. So be on the lookout for more information on that. I think we made the announcement today. So by now you guys may already know. But make sure to come out.

I will be there. I think we're all going to try to show up and support the TST boys doing something good as they do every single year. So shout out to them, obviously, not only excellent content creators for Optic, but also doing good at a broader level. What else did we miss that we should shout out, Matt? Pretty much just the Val. Oh, the Valerie team. Yeah, of course. Look, we play on the winner's finals.

We play Loud again. Loud is obviously the Brazilian super, super team. massive massive following out there shout it to the entire Brazilian fan base we're being one of the best

esports fan base is out there and I'm not just saying that because we're fucking playing against you guys and more than likely we're gonna beat you all but obviously respect is respect

and I have that for you guys Excent accuses optic of abusing tech time what do you mean got to be a thing where people actually like use timeouts like these guys are like

on fire is it like their own fire right now but that's why you use the timeouts it's done And in every single sport. Yeah.

It's on. Boom down. Most recently, I was just going to make a joke, but it's, it was, see, this is, this is a, this is the sort of level and discipline that I have, out of respect to the people that I, that I, that I don't work with, but are part of the same scene. I was going to say, it's like when, when, when Crim Six cooled us off at, at New York, but he did actually, and I verified it. I'm not talking shit about Crim, love Crim. He, he, he's, he's, his, his computer was fucking.

I think he was hearing like his voice in his headset or some shit. But it was like an actual audio issue and they had to replace like the entire audio system on that side. So it's a joke. But let's see how I usually don't say stuff like that to be funny because it affects other people. So courteous. I am. We're top three. IGL was asked if Optic accused mind games or used any mind games in their match as the two teams have faced off four times this year alone.

And then he says, Seems like every time we play those guys There's a tech pause Obviously a lot of that stuff is out of their hands Or whatever Even if those Like look I'm all respect to whoever said that I don't know who said but

Okay wait Chet says what poor sportsmanship by exit We don't need to cheat to beat you guys Sorry if your P if our PC doesn't work We will pause and riot wouldn't allow us to abuse it Without seeing it themselves Oh because there's a tech technical pause.

There wasn't a timeout. It was a technical pause. But you can do, can you do timeouts? Timeouts are allowed, 100%. And they are used. How many do you get? Probably like one or two, probably. Three, I think.

Yeah, that's a lot. Damn. I don't know how long. Because you could have a tech, one or two tech timeouts, three regular timeouts. Like, match goes on three hours. Saigon apparently is the guy's name and the depth apologize for what he said. I don't know why is he a part. Like, people are just mean, man.

Like, I think, like, something actually happened with the computer. Yeah, but even if it didn't and it was something else, like... 1034. Okay, so now I see, I thought it was just a regular time out. It's a tech, it's a tech pause. All right. I have nothing to say on the matter. We beat X-Aet?

We did. Oh, that's... Are they out of the tournament? Yes. Or are they? I don't know. We apologize. It's all good.

Huh? They're the losers. Like, that matches for top three. Yeah, top three. So we're playing loud again, as I said. So good luck to them. They're going to be going live when, Matt? Friday.

On day, you can't be doing it. Why you're still in the tourney. 9 a.m., obviously, because they're playing out of Istanbul, Turkey. I wish I would have been there. My passport expires. I almost tweeted this out, and I don't know if the passport is the same as a, like, it has any pertinent information that you don't want out there. But my passport expires next week.

So I couldn't go even if I fucking wanted to. Yeah. I actually got to check mine. Yeah, you're, yeah I think I got a while My 26 maybe If you have ever taken a picture of your passport You can search on here

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