OpTic Podcast - HOW SCUMP ALMOST UNRETIRED (*SERIOUSLY) | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 133
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Yeah, now this off season was definitely way like cleaner.
You kind of just got the players.
You don't think it got mixedy when this dude decided to say what he said?
When you heard when I called you?
Wait, what?
Oh, whoa, okay.
So what happened?
So we were supposed to get, supposed to get someone right?
Felt three.
Yeah.
And then I was like, listen, if y'all need me, I'm here.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome, welcome to episode 133.
of the Optic Podcast.
This episode is brought to you by Price Pakes Factor and Shopify.
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I do want to say I missed y'all.
I know I was here last week, but now I think I'm a little bit more in the groove.
It took me a little bit to get up and started.
We have a man, Mr. Shotsie, looking forward to this season, kid.
You make any roster moves today?
Not today.
I just woke up and shit like an hour ago.
Still trying to, you know, wake up and shit.
Before you make big decisions.
How is it to just wake up and live life?
honestly grateful bro
that's a good answer
what about you king what you've been up to kid
playing apex
you love that shit
what were you telling me on the way here
that once you you
there's no I haven't had a dopamine rush
like that whenever you like smoke somebody
and so long in video games I love it
you play that shit ape no
you start cracking shields you just do their shield
you crack their shield and shit
oh it's so good
you just feel something down in the nether
I throw a bang smoke at your fucking feet.
Pop of that.
Outs.
And then I got a diggy thread.
I can see him through the smoke.
I got no way Amos is, but it looks like I do.
Oh.
Oh.
In the smoke, no.
Could you go pro?
Could you go pro?
Could you go pro?
If I really try?
Yeah, like, let's say you dedicate the next six months.
It's easy.
Anything's possible.
Oh.
What about you there?
Yeah.
You played it?
Yeah.
It's very,
I never played it.
It's very like, it's very, like, it's very first.
person shootery, like, it's
obviously a BR, so you'd have to, like, learn
that and there's abilities and shit, but like,
it's very, like, if you have a good shot, you'll just
piss them. Correct me if I'm wrong, chat,
people in the comments.
Didn't Infinity, the original Infinity Ward
developers go to
there to develop that? A good amount of them did, yeah,
I think so. That's probably why. That's not probably
why, that's definitely why. Game goes, you should play that game.
Really? I've been on Val.
I'm, I actually
fuck with it. You have you? That shit's fun.
That shit's fun. I'm good.
What rank are you?
15.
I just started playing like two weeks ago.
Oh,
you're not even ranked.
No, but I'm not like I'm naturally like.
You're tapping heads.
I'm a cod kid.
Yeah, like you're like sage and shit?
Yeah, yeah, I am.
How'd you know?
The way they got on stage.
Wait, what's sage?
What's saying?
What is it?
Wait, what do you say like that?
What is it?
Cause sage is like.
Yeah, but you know me up middle flank,
wall off the flank.
Plant that bar.
Say is like the rock.
Yeah.
Yeah, Sage is like, I don't know, it's like the, it's like the, it's like the dog shit people will use.
For real?
Yeah.
Well, to the extent, like the weaker link should like run Sage.
Well, I am the weaker link technically.
I just don't play it.
So I'll take it.
And you're still top of the board.
I'm there.
I'm getting there.
Like, I'm mid-law.
Like, there's people that have been playing for a while and I'm like, it's a damn shame.
Then you got aunt on raise.
He's like, yo, I'm going to do some crazy shit.
Yeah.
throws down two satchels goes in, gets blooded.
I'm like, the fuck was that it?
That wall that you threw in the beginning of the round,
like, I'm over that shit.
For real?
You'll either get blood or get you two.
Yeah.
Or three, maybe.
And then he'll get it.
And then he gets the clip and then it's a hard, right?
Who uses a sniper usually?
I don't.
Yeah, jets fucking chambers.
When you're a red shit, I'm a jet, yes, you're jets.
You know, guys don't know about that?
Yeah, he's on the Western.
Oh, I went to the Pessa Pluma concert.
No, it was the funniest shit.
I'm sitting there and I'm like
I had already eaten and live
I took Liv Jude and we brought
Jude's sister with
and I was getting food
and then I see some some fucking
gangster as botta walking by
wearing the we're in the
fucking Texas Rangers optic jersey
I was like speaking of and I don't know why they put this
here but this is what
is are we supposed is this
I'm assuming
that we're saying that this is like
okay to show.
Obviously, it's not finished.
There's some, actually, it might be finished.
But we have an Arranger's Night.
When is it?
When's the Rangers Night, Matt?
He doesn't know.
He's not by his station, ladies and gentlemen.
But this is going to be this year's.
It's in August, right?
No, it's, when's Labor Day?
When's President's Day?
Yeah, I think it isn't.
I think someone said August.
It's like September 1st or some shit?
Labor Day.
When is it?
Labor Day, one of the best albums in the history of hip-hop.
A-Sop Rock.
Go watch.
shit.
When is it, Matt Craig?
Listen to it.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Hell yeah.
Monday, September 4th against the Houston Astros.
Rivalry.
Rivalry.
Texas rivalry.
Sweet.
Come on, man.
You know, Ken, you know Ken Hirsch is coming through with the sweets.
You don't find out, I found out that he's got four sweets up there.
Four sweets?
Yeah, I ain't going to lie.
When I was up there, I was snooping.
I was snooping up there.
I was like looking at the names on the sweets.
Like, who own these?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All I saw was like banks, though.
Like,
like America.
You know what I'm saying?
He's got to like that.
Anyway,
super excited.
The link is going to be
in the description.
I think that you get a jersey.
If you buy a ticket,
I mean,
obviously,
like super cool.
We got all this shit
coming out too
because we're going to have
a pop-up outside
where we're going to have
like exclusive baseball-ish
culture stuff.
Tell them to make the Rangers
wear this for the game.
Right now we're talking.
Well,
no,
at that point,
they have to clear
with MLB.
You know what I mean?
They'd be cool.
No, of course they'd be cool
If they understood what the heck was going on
You guys want to get into the topics
What's you've been up to?
I haven't seen you since you went to Anne's Wedding
I've been putting on Val a little bit
I had to go get the pants tailored yesterday
You gotta get on Apex
I'm telling you you'll have so much
If you're itching for like an FPS
Controller like FPS in the offseason
Dude it's so fun
I just bro I look key
I think I hated games with like those weird abilities
And shit
Like girl I'll be put in Val
I'll get like entangled by something
I just get out of it and I'm like, bro.
Nah, but you're in a mix, though.
It's like, you gotta shoot the black hole.
Like, dude, it's fucking.
It's so fun.
Yo, you're to be my mother.
Bro. People fucking, you're at a bomb.
You see them.
And then like two seconds later's like, you hear a zombie behind.
He's behind you.
You're like, what the fuck?
In Val?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Like levitating and shit.
Yeah.
I don't get into S&D games because I know what's going to happen.
And this is going to be the honorary battalion
in 1944 mention
that I do on every single
fucking podcast.
Yep.
I saw what happened
to my life
when I was playing that shit.
That's all you wanted to do?
That's all I wanted to do.
Anyway,
I'm excited for everything
that we got going on.
I just saw the samples
of the good,
of the good,
collab with us
that's coming on later this year.
I saw the Gugan
collab merch.
Bro,
it's worst.
Fucking snapping
finally.
God damn it.
Anyway,
Shotsie.
Let's talk a little bit
about the offseason,
right?
Let's talk about Rossermania.
How was it stressful?
It was it stressful for you?
And can we, should we talk, should we say, are we allowed to say what almost happened, Seth?
Yeah.
Tell them what almost happened.
Shotsie.
What did, how did you hear?
Nah, we'll hear.
Nah, I'll let it from your perspective just because like I really know that well.
But I mean, my off season, nah, it was definitely way more, dude, way less stressful than last last season, dude.
Last off season, holy fuck.
I was actually getting white hairs and shit.
Anyways.
Yeah, now this offseason was definitely way like cleaner
You kind of just got the players
You don't think he got mixedy when this dude decided to say what he said?
When you heard when I called you?
Wait, what?
Oh, whoa, whoa, okay.
So what happened?
So we were supposed to get, supposed to get someone right?
Felt through.
Yeah.
And then I was like, listen, if y'all need me, I'm here.
And then I was considering coming back playing a little bit.
And then, um.
No, this is how it happened
I give you a call
Yeah
We were texting, right?
And I'm like,
I'm like,
yo,
you're gonna have to fucking come back
because,
you know,
and I was bullshit and obviously
like,
totally bullshit.
And then he says,
yeah,
I might have to
and I was like,
wait,
what the fuck?
Why did you say that?
He called you.
I'm like,
yo,
you fucking serious?
I'm like,
I called everyone
like,
you post everything.
Hold on.
Fucking freeze.
It was like,
it was playing a game
a freeze.
Go on.
I thought about it.
You thought about it deeply.
Yeah, there was like a week and a half, two-week period where I was, I was calling Bill.
I was like, you know, I might come back.
Bill's our agent.
Yeah, I was like, I might come back.
And he's like, hey, do whatever you need to do, King.
The King's poolside making business decisions?
What is this?
Whatever you need to do.
I'm here.
I'm on back here.
Fucking Bill Kenney.
But yeah, I was talking to him.
I was like, yeah, there's a chance I come back.
And then just, and then didn't happen.
It didn't happen.
It didn't happen.
And then in the mix of all that,
obviously we're still trying to settle the other two, right?
And as we're making like progress and I'm like,
I think I'm like, yo, we got, I'm like, wait,
if that's going to come back, like, holy fuck,
what does that look like, right?
Everybody's got to be fucking crying
and I was going to fucking start crying again.
It started a little bit.
Oh my God, this is going to be fucking awesome shots.
He's like, fuck yeah.
Bruce is like, fuck yeah.
Hell yeah.
This is going to be fucking safe.
What you say?
Everybody's paper going up.
I think that's what
That's insane
Yeah
Everyone's paper
What I said
The name obviously but
Wait who
Oh shit
No fucking shot
I was like
Everybody's paper going
I was all right
Cool
It's like
All right cool
So we
We spent about
A whole week
It was like a week
And a half of like
Back and forth
And then
I think the final
Now in the coffin
Ant texted me
And he was like
So he was like
So he
He was like, I need to know.
And like, it was just too quick.
It was too big of a decision to make in too short of a time.
Yeah.
Because like I wasn't even really thinking about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Until it was brought up.
And then I was like, but the, I was like, that team would be fucking disgusting.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's too big of a decision in too short of a time to make.
And it was a big commitment for me.
Obviously, I've seen the other side and how like this has been just, I mean, obviously
the watch party was a huge success.
So that was like something that I was thinking about.
Obviously, the watch party could change.
next year so that was something I had to think about and then like just the day to day
day I mean it's a it's a big commitment yeah it's a big commitment and yeah I just I don't
want to do it because I if I wasn't 100% sure I didn't want to come back and I was like
I was like I was like oh bro I was bro I was like oh bro I was like oh bro I was like I was
I'm driving I hear that shit I'm like yeah yeah it almost happened yeah it almost
happened we were really close but
In the end, he just didn't want to make more money, believe it or not.
And that's, he didn't want to, he didn't want to make more money and claim to fame more of his legend.
You know what I'm saying?
It just wasn't in the papers for the boy.
But I was, I was really happy when you were like, like considering because I was fucking around like out of nowhere.
I'm like, yo, you might have to get.
Well, that would have been an insane story.
If he actually did come back off that like troll text.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I'm glad I did.
I'm glad that I didn't.
Yeah.
Cooler heads prevailed.
Yeah.
I'm glad that I didn't.
So, I mean, yeah.
It was, you know, it's so nice not having to worry about like, screams in.
I will commend you on, on, on, on the grown up decision that you made there because no way you weren't like, oh my God, this team was.
I mean, there was a lot of factors I had to like that were weighed.
It's not like, it's not like, do I want to play.
Yeah.
It's not like, do I want to come back and play?
It's like, yeah, I think about financials, the grind.
Of course, your career, man.
Life.
Life.
life is.
I mean, it's a lot on your significant other new dog.
I mean, you know how it is when you're scrimming and shit and you're trying to,
you're trying to stream as well.
Like, oh, it's impossible.
It's like minimum 10, 11 hour days and that's to get like a five hour stream it.
But you could have ran it back though, right?
What do you mean?
Skill-wise?
Hell yeah, man.
She never goes away with a king.
It's just always there.
Yeah.
I was fucking piecing.
Fuck yeah.
All right.
Let's talk Xcott ProMex history by reaching Tier 1 in Valorant League.
What is that?
We'll get into the topics in a little bit.
So you said that your Rush Romania was a little bit calmer than last year.
For me, because of the possibility of him coming back, we were sort of like in the, I don't know, like, there was a wrench.
So we had to pause the button on other conversations we were having.
We were trying to.
We had conversations about what it would take to.
to what it would be like to get,
should we say scrappy?
Like, is that a thing?
Yeah.
Fuck sake, dude.
What?
I mean, yeah, so scrap.
I mean, what were they?
What the fuck were they asking for, 5.5?
Bro, I went on Reddit and they said,
why doesn't scump buy his shit out?
Like, I'm just like, what?
Now, look, you know that, you know that Reddit,
and everybody that's in fucking Reddit that's fucking piss me.
Because I didn't want to buy out scrappy.
Listen, I want to, I want to talk to Reddy.
Like, I wouldn't even heard that.
I want to talk directly to you fucking Redditors that I don't fucking get along with, okay?
On that thought, I got along with you.
You know what I'm saying?
Why the fuck?
Why wouldn't you fucking, you know what I'm saying?
Like, where's your cash at?
Where's the contributions, baby?
You know what I'm saying?
It was a little bit, you know, I will say that we're making, you know, levity and shit.
But I am going to miss Hooke.
I am going to miss Dan.
and I worship nothing but the best.
But, you know, it was a little bit tamer of a, yeah, it wasn't as it has been.
But I did it one moment and feel like I'm like, man, this is my last fucking Ruster Man.
I'm not doing this shit no more, you know?
You'll always do this shit.
But I always do this shit, man.
I say that I don't like it, but then I'm not in the mix.
And I was just like, man, I miss that shit.
I mean, unless, Rostermania is always insane, bro.
Yeah.
It's always stressful.
It's always stressful.
I think I broke my finger this morning or I pinched the nerve.
Oh.
So I might not be able to make it to the wedding.
No, I'm kidding.
So Seth and I, when do you leave tomorrow also?
Yeah, I get there at six.
Are you on a flight?
6 p.m.?
I only had middles.
I can't.
Yeah.
Three hours?
I'll be in fucking hell.
Really?
I can't.
So, wait.
So wait.
We're on the same flight.
We're on the same flight.
I'll get there at 6 p.m.
Okay.
I can't tell you the airline, though.
Yeah, we're looking forward to it.
Apparently, you're not supposed, you don't have to do a speech.
It was just because it was a text.
I'm like, why couldn't I find it on the threads?
My anxiety just went down 25%.
Yeah, you don't have to do this.
Really?
You were that like scared about it?
Dude, what?
In front of all those people that I probably don't know.
There's probably some prestigious people out there.
Yeah.
You could have made it short and sweet?
I could have, but.
Well, where you got to these speech or not?
Hell yeah.
He definitely does.
He definitely does.
No, it's just, it's me, Fizz, and that's it.
Oh, right.
Because it's at the rehearsal.
Are you best man?
No, his brother is.
Makes sense.
Is it just.
his brother?
Maybe Shibby?
Oh, like co-best man?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you're a good public statement.
Who's your best man?
Have you decided yet?
I'm not saying that.
Oh, shit.
I can't wait for fozzy's speech.
What?
I'm, like, I'm keeping my
under one minute.
It's a rehearsal dinner.
Do I'm not tell the whole story?
I mean, like,
you should go like three minutes.
Yeah.
Fuck.
2.30 is good.
Dude, you can waffle.
Three minutes to you.
You can fucking.
You can talk.
You got a motor on that thing?
You got a motor.
Three minutes will go by like that.
Everybody knows what's up.
We'll have a couple drinks.
I'm going to have a couple drinks.
It'll feel like that.
I texted.
He's like,
Fizz,
I'm going to verbatim exactly what Fis said
so that you guys don't think
that I'm out here fucking fibbing.
He says,
I just really want to hear
Hector's improvised wedding speech
at 12 a.m.
After drinking 13 Bacardi Cokes all night.
And then I said,
and three blunts to the wind, baby.
You know, Sam will be you.
12 am.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I don't know.
12.
Because the dinner's like at sometime, like seven earlier.
What the rehearsal?
Yeah, rehearsal dinner.
They rehearsed their speech?
So, okay, sorry.
So he's got best men who are going to be doing the speeches at the wedding.
They don't rehearse their speech during the.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Listen.
Rehearsal dinner is just rehearsal dinner.
Yeah.
Which is why Fis and I are going to be doing our speeches then so that there's something to sort of,
to sort of, uh,
The dry run
You know what I'm saying
For the people who are running the
I don't fucking I'm not
I'm not a wedding planet
Do I look like Jennifer Lopez
Oh so you guys are giving one then
But then not giving one on
Yeah the real ones go on the wedding day
Oh okay
So it's rehearsal dinner
Everyone's there?
Everyone's there
Like I hope
What did you mean?
I know
Like the wedding party
Like everyone
No just the wedding party
Oh okay
Yeah it's gonna be a good time man
Yeah
Is it culmination of love
Jude is me
Like uh
Oh all I bet
Yeah, you.
All right.
Yeah, we'll be there.
Yeah, yeah.
We're all the same table.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it'd be scary, bro, at these weddings.
No, man, you don't even know them.
Well, usually.
And they're all cool people.
You know, yeah, I know.
It's just for some reason I think the social anxiety went up in me.
Oh, your social battery's got to be charged going into this shit.
Yeah, I know.
Like, wait, what?
What?
I'm going to even kill every day, baby.
I'm ready for it.
See, like, there's some days where like, I just don't want to fucking talk to people.
And there's some days where I'm like, I'm now.
That's why you got to go and down to talk.
That's why I got to move out of my building.
Wait, what the fuck?
Because I'll wake up and I'm like, I don't want to see nobody.
I'll get in the elevator next floor.
Someone comes down.
They want to talk and shit.
They want to speak and they're all.
Your neighbors.
Yeah, no.
I mean, I guess, yeah, but still, it's like.
But at the dinner, I thought we were all like, so like we're at like the head table and it's like a long straight table with like all the bridesmaids made.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
We're all, we're at like a circular table as well.
Look, I know that we do a really good job and not fucking paying attention to when people tell us what the fuck is going, but I don't think that that's the way it goes.
That's how my brothers was.
And I've only been to one wedding.
One like legit, like, big wedding.
I've been to a lot.
I mean, I've been to legit weddings, but I've been to one like big, like ceremonial.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like the whole shebang.
Anyway, if you follow me on Instagram at Hacks, I am going to be posting all the behind the scenes from his wedding.
I'm kidding.
You're not recording me.
Tell you.
No.
He's fucking.
Because I'm going to be on.
Mars.
Yeah.
I don't know how we got that side track.
I think it started with this, but back to the Pesopuluma concert.
I wish, I wish, next time they're in town, you should come.
Pestaluma?
Yeah, or any of them.
Let's put some rikia.
I know one.
Which one?
The one that everybody knows.
That's how they all sound.
You know, they call them Detons.
He's to be talking that shit in the songs.
In high school, my high school was full of, it was a melting pot.
I'm melting pot of people.
Anyway, in high school,
we used to call Mexican music Diten.
Deaton.
Yeah, because it's all,
Deaton, Deaton, Deaton, Deaton, Deaton, deaton, deaton, deaton, deaton.
It's the drums.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the bass line.
Deetton, and then you come in the trumpet.
I don't really get that.
That's what I got on.
It's the same.
You get that?
No.
No, Mexicans, too.
I call it trumpets and fucking strings.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, it was really cool.
I saw the dude.
Shout out to this dude who was wearing the last year's
Jersey.
At the concert?
Yeah, at the concert.
We got, I bought the girls VIP
passes so that we can do the meet and greet.
The dude was feeling sick and
this is what, maybe
it's because of like the meeting greets that
You all got to meet him? No, he
canceled. But he's like
he canceled because he was feeling good and I know that
the dude's been fucking going back and forth, back and forth
like traveling cities and shit. And I'm like
I'm like, he's probably got like COVID and he doesn't want
anybody else. But the
amount of people that got upset about it, right?
Like this, this.
Oh, yeah.
I mean.
Yeah.
I mean, but I was, it's kind of expensive, right?
No, it was like $2.50 a ticket.
Oh, do they not refund you?
Oh, it comes with the.
Yeah.
No, the tickets, the tickets were expensive.
Did they refund you or no?
Yeah, the meeting greet partial because they, we did do the sound check, which is what I wanted to see.
Oh, that's fire.
Yeah, we did the sound check.
He did two songs for the sound check.
So it's just in front of like 100 people.
Oh, that's fine.
Or like 75 people.
So it was good.
It was a really good experience.
It was fun.
And he, I will say the concert, the girls loved it.
The concert was like 50-50, like romantic songs and then Corridos.
And I was just like, I'm not the big of a romantic song's kind of guy.
This is freestyle from the 90s, you know what I'm saying?
But aside from that, like it was really, really fucking, like he, he, bro, the amount of fucking people that were there.
What's his name?
Pesso Pluma.
You haven't heard it?
He's big.
You ever heard of Pesopuma?
Text to your siblings.
No, pa.
And your mom.
He's making no noise.
Unless it's bad bunny.
you listen you listen to bad bunny he's making noise he's he's he's oh you're fucking around
you're listening to bad bunny me yeah well i don't listen to like well i mean i mean i mean
i mean i kind of but not really yeah yeah well anyway you got a nice little playlist i'll be
i be here in i fuck with it yeah you got like a i like low-key playlist yeah i mean especially
when i translated it to you like telling you's like yo he's you know you know you know
you know anyway um yeah so uh Fuerza regi that was also here last last last uh last week
JOP and the boys were in town.
I didn't get a chance to go to that
because I didn't even know
that we're fucking gonna be here.
I would have gone to that one.
I'll probably go to the Houston one,
which is, I don't know when it is,
but I'll probably go to the one of Houston.
You know, we should have went to the Dave Chappelle.
Dude, we fucked up.
You know why?
We fucked up.
But do you know why we fucked up?
Because one, Dave Chappelle.
Comedian.
Hilarious.
Is he got like a comedian?
What the fuck did you say?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I feel like I've heard the name,
but like I didn't know
like I've never seen any of a shot
100% I've never seen it
You've never seen the Dave Chappelle show?
You never seen him in a movie?
You never seen the Dave Chappelle show?
He goes rogue on the Dave Chappelle show
What is that?
You know,
you know,
give me like one line
He just he just does some crazy skits
Never seen him
Like some rogue skits
Wait what?
All right
He's the end
He's probably in like a
What?
Trails show
Chappelle show
You never heard of the Shepel show?
You saw that picture on Twitter
Right there with the red hat
With the white
Oh yeah yeah
I've seen that picture
Yeah
That's Ty around
Biggams.
You got any crick?
That's it.
That's one of his characters.
He's got merely he's, he is, bro, he's the best comedian that's ever touched the face of the earth.
The most genius.
I think so.
Yeah.
That's one of my favorite episodes ever.
The most genius.
Here's my list.
Here's my list.
Dave Chappelle.
Blouse.
Rickett Jervase.
Franco Escamilla.
Yeah.
Carlos Bayartah and Mr. Sark.
What about, like, um.
Kevin Hart?
No, no, I was going to say.
What about the...
Is Cat Williams is funny, but he's not in my top five comedians.
Eddie Murphy?
Eddie Murphy's not in my top five comedians.
No, yeah.
Oh, Chris Rock's in my top five.
I mean, back in the 90s, sure.
Not anymore.
You see, that's where I see right there.
Who?
Bill Cosby.
He's a comedian?
Bill Cosby?
He's a bad man.
He's a bad man.
He's a bad man.
He was a comedian, though?
I mean...
He was, yeah, he did stand-up comedy.
as well as the show.
He's a bad man,
yeah,
I can't believe
Chris Rock's sounding Utah 5.
Nah.
But you'll listen to the 90s music
where you won't support
Chris Rock from the 90s.
Damn, bro, that's insane.
Dude.
Oh, that's a good point.
Nah, but nah.
It's just, he's just,
that's a good point.
That's a good point.
I know Kevin Hart.
Yeah, Kevin Hart.
Chris Rock.
He's in movies.
Bro, Kevin, dude,
what?
If I send you,
bro, it's on Netflix.
Watch it?
Dave Chappelle,
he did three special.
for Netflix.
Were they funny?
I haven't seen me.
All of, wow, my God.
All of them were fucking fire.
Do I got to be baked?
No.
I mean, why wouldn't you be?
Is what I say to that, but not.
Because I don't smoke.
I know, but I'm saying if you,
I was like, if I was ever baked,
I'm like, if you've been smoking without me, motherfucker.
Anyway, yeah, I can believe you didn't know who they dropped.
I'm fucking Shotsie.
I swear to God, bro, if you weren't as good as you were,
oh, I'd back.
Wait, sometimes a shit you're saying.
Rest in peace, Bernie Mac.
He did?
Oh.
He wants some milk and cookies.
He really did?
Yeah.
Damn.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, long time ago.
Damn, I'm lost.
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Actually, why do you think 100 these last $2.5 million?
You want to get into that?
Yeah, me and Seth were talking about it.
I kind of want to know.
How do you lose $2.5?
Like, what do you think it all is?
Okay.
Now, I'm only going to talk about it because they talked about it.
Oh, they didn't?
Yeah, they talked on a podcast.
They were saying it's like straight.
You wouldn't talk about it.
They wouldn't talk about.
Yeah, I wouldn't talk because it's not of none of my business.
But, you know, in the end, they weren't able to monetize their call of duty team in the end.
Yeah.
What that means is that no sponsors were going out of their way to spend money directly on that call of duty team.
They won championships.
I mean, same thing happened to Empire.
Right?
When you guys won, like next year, there was no sponsors that came wanting to sponsor you guys.
You know what I'm saying?
So everybody in the league is sort of in the same thing.
thing, which is why you see the majority, the vast majority of the teams are lowering their salaries
of the players just across.
And this goes across all of these sports.
It's not just exclusive to 100 thieves.
You know, everything that they were saying about the state of the industry, which is something
that I personally don't like to talk about just because whatever.
But I think in their position, they had to do something because they had to explain to them,
to their fans, why it was that they weren't resigning the people that have brought championships
for them.
That actually makes sense.
Yeah.
I mean, still, 2.5 is a big loss.
That has to be franchise fees too, right?
No fucking way.
No.
That's straight up.
So like travel?
Travel?
That's insane.
They probably paid for their team's housing.
Okay.
It's in L.A.
Think about the amount of people that they had to hire to cover the team, to travel with that team, to film, editors, all that.
So it's like it's not 2.5 went to the place.
players is, you know, some of that, let's call it.
A million of that.
Let's call it a million of that.
I would probably say it's a conservative number.
There's four coaches.
I mean, look at their coaching staff.
They had J-CAPP.
They had fucking Shane.
It's easy.
It piles up.
It adds up in the end.
And in the end, just like the interest was in there.
I mean, just the interest in general for, for Call of Duty is in there.
And I think, you know, next year would have been a different story.
but since we're going back to YouTube,
it's not going to be a difference.
What?
Rumored going back to YouTube.
I think,
I think,
I think,
I think,
is rumored?
No, it's not rumored.
I think,
I think by now,
hasn't been officially released.
Hasn't been officially released,
but I can.
But you do the great line.
No, not that I know.
Listen.
Rumer.
Trickled through the great line.
Rumored,
allegedly.
There you go.
Rumored.
With the alleged,
with the alleged switch back to,
to YouTube,
like I don't see that
The thing is, is like, those numbers would have grown, would have grown,
and people would have been able to get paid what they were supposed to get paid,
but instead we have in a down cycle, right?
You have your peaks and valleys.
Could just be peaks, but.
It could, I mean, we didn't know where the summit was on this particular case,
because we only ran Twitch for one year.
You know, if we would have ran it for three years, like, who knows where,
how big we could have been able to get.
But, you know, the facts are the facts, right?
Like if championships in this day and age, I'm not saying that in 10 years it won't change,
championships aren't going to get you what you think it's going to get you.
So you have to focus on the players.
You have to focus on the storylines.
You have to focus on entertaining the people outside of the weekend that you guys play.
And some people given the right opportunity, some people given the right watering of the plants.
can achieve, you know, the success that some people have.
But yeah, I believe it.
Don't choke, Toronto.
They got themselves a little superstar over there.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
Who's that?
Scrappy.
If they do, if they market them right, he can, he's funny.
He got a little.
Yeah, he got a little swag to him.
He's got some swag to him.
We almost picked them up before it would have happened.
You know what I should have pitched in?
I would have came out of my own pocket.
You know what I'm saying?
Just remember.
Don't fucking.
Don't inflate his head anymore.
That's a sick bastard.
Don't say that.
I mean, I would have came out of my pocket if Seth would have came back.
Yeah, you would have.
Yeah.
Anyway, long story short.
Yeah, I think I think 100 thieves is doing the right thing.
I mean, that is what you do in situations like these.
Yeah, I mean, it's it's, but I will say this.
This team isn't a team.
I'm sorry.
This org isn't an org that you're not going to see in championship rounds in the future.
Who?
Deves?
Yeah.
Now, you see, the way that you're thinking, you're thinking the same way that everybody else is thinking.
With the team that they're going to get next year, you're saying maybe they're not going to get to that.
What I'm saying is that...
This is a rebuild year.
Yeah, once they get...
No, not even a rebuild year.
It's an entire org build year.
So they're cutting all the costs across everything so that they can position themselves to be able to afford...
have the money.
Shit in the future to fucking be competitive again.
Makes sense.
So, yeah.
In situations like that, there's really nothing that you can do.
That's just scary, though, because, I mean, you're seeing all these superstar players,
all them are getting picked up during free agency.
They're not signing one-year deals.
Like, all the players are locked up for probably two years, at least.
This was like the one-rostermania where, like, a lot of the, like, superstar talents.
Who?
Can you sign a one-year?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Definitely, you can sign a two-week.
Hey, you can sign
What did you sign?
That's right, baby.
You get paid well.
But like it's,
they're going to have to wait for a while now
if they take off this year
because this year was the first year
we saw a lot of like
the superstar talent become free agents.
Yeah, I just,
you know,
I want to point to the fact that look at the,
look at the look at the,
look at the, look at the optic, right?
Look at optic when we sold.
Look at what happened for three years.
Like there was really no level of contention
that allowed us to win championships, right?
Maybe we didn't have the right players.
I'm kidding, okay
This is what's fucked up
No, this is what's fucked up
And this is the shit that he and I joke around in public
You know what I'm saying?
I'm like, man, you know,
the championship teams are cutting costs
And here I am giving our teams races and shit
They haven't worn shit
They're winning this year
I will say 100%
But I will say that our story is a little bit different
Because we have like all of
We have the entire Optic Network
work that is able to sell sponsorships against it because of just the, the history that we have.
And you know, you got to remember 100 teams is a young team.
And there's nothing short of fucking massive fucking respects to Nate Chad and everything that he's
built with his team with John Robinson along to his side.
But, you know, Nate is fucking doing his fucking thing.
And there's no anybody that talks ill or bad or anything or has any sort of criticism
doesn't know what it takes to build what that dude's built.
So, you know, I wish him luck.
and we'll see them soon enough, I think.
And you never know, man.
We'll see him in two days, man.
Well, we'll see him in two days.
We'll see him real soon.
Yeah.
I'm gonna talk shit, right?
Yeah, what are you going to say?
What's the first thing you're going to tell him?
On his wedding day, on his wedding week.
You shouldn't, you're not even going to say, call the dude.
I hate when you're not going to talk about Call Duty at all.
Right.
The Antwerding they were talking about Call Duty.
I heard.
I heard they were talking about Call of Dude.
Like, bro, don't be asking me no questions about no damn.
Let's lock in, bro.
Who wants wine?
Hey, hey. Let's get a shot.
Yeah.
The fuck are we doing here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get it, though.
Like, people are passionate.
There will definitely be Call of Duty talking to me.
Not, we're not my fucking team.
Eric Muddog is going to be there.
Nah.
You all talking about Hollywoody?
So what do you think we should do with the roster?
I'm going to be like, you'll fucking know, Eric.
Yeah.
I don't know, I wish some luck.
What the, what is this?
Can you click on that, Matt?
Whenever the fuck you come back?
What is this, the championship, or the X-Codd-Mix history by reaching
Taylor 1?
Wait, tier one, is that like the best shot?
Yeah, it's like the Valorant League, Whalers.
So this dude played Call of Duty.
Where's he from?
He's got a London tattoo.
French, yeah.
To London?
Whalers has qualified for V-C-T-E-M-A.
Hey, me know.
Good shit, Whalers.
Yeah, shout out Wailers, man.
Fucking putting off for the fucking...
For the scene.
I knew that I'm like, that tattoo is European.
You know?
Yeah, I seen another one with them.
Well, France is in Europe.
France is in Europe, Seth.
Yes it is.
Yeah.
What else is in Europe?
Chatsy.
Belgium?
Europe, you got big, uh, Begays and shit.
What, Belgium?
No, baguze.
Benets.
Benets.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
What countries are in Europe?
What countries in Europe?
Yeah.
You had France.
What else?
London.
London's the city.
Go on.
I'm fucking, uh, Denmark.
Denmark?
Denmark.
Wait, I'm actually getting it?
Yeah, dude.
You're so good at that.
All right.
But bring us back to the, to the thing.
Congratulations to that do that.
That's fucking insane.
I got an original iPhone, you know that?
What?
You have an original iPhone, but in the box?
Yes.
No, you don't.
I know, bro.
I know, but I was going to say, what I was going to ask you how much you want to buy it for?
I don't want to buy it for shit.
Original iPhone?
You have that?
Yeah.
No, you don't.
You want anyone want to buy it?
Hell no.
$125.
What I'm not going to do with that shit?
Well, first of all, what you do with that is you hold on to it for 10 years and then you sell it for $1.9 million.
That's true.
Yeah, you got to keep on that.
It's investments.
Yeah.
You sure you got it.
You don't.
Should I keep the next iPhone and just keep it?
Is that the same?
It's the original.
That's the original.
Yeah, that's number one.
I had that one.
You do it, right?
I did.
I figured.
No, I don't have it still.
Or maybe.
I don't fucking know.
You keep like all the electronics.
That means you guys got like four or five.
That's some paper.
Can I get one?
No, I don't know.
Wait, if they're used, if they're used, they probably don't sell the same.
That's true.
That's probably brand new, never been touched.
plastic on the screen, everything.
Never been touched.
Manor Warfare 3 leaks claim.
Are you coming back for Mono War III?
Yeah, you playing the S&D stuff in the beginning?
Yeah, you were nasty at MW.
Yeah.
If there's like creators?
Wait, Seth, do you can...
Blank and...
In blank? Yeah.
I mean...
I mean, shit.
We can make some crazy teams.
That's what I'm saying.
Do you, wait, do you consider MW3 like
one of your favorite games?
Yeah, right?
MonoW for like the original.
Yeah.
I don't know, right? You were nasty that game.
My number one cot of all time.
He was actually grossed at that game.
Like, hard to kill.
That game was fucking.
He's actually hard, like, it was hard as fuck to kill him.
And too quick.
Has similar you guys, M2?
Oh my God.
I don't even remember that far back.
The Philly was nasty at MW3.
Comcast.
Yeah, the whole Philly was ridiculous.
We had Comcast and shit.
What happened, man?
I think I broke my finger, dude.
Dude, stop crying over there.
Can you focus up?
Am I?
If you broke your finger, then like...
I was...
This was going to be my season, too.
But...
This was my game.
But about MW...
About MW3.
Red dots are back.
Cool.
Fuck.
I mean, goodness.
Dead silence?
This is what's interesting.
So the perks are categorized into gear.
That's what's interesting.
So, like, if you want...
If you want fast hands, you have gloves.
If you want...
If you want, like...
If you want to be able to hear people better, you have, like, a headset.
put on like all those perks are like gear and apparently dead silence is like boots or some
shit oh this isn't Zelda the okarina fucking time i don't get it i don't get it either that sounds
this is no like so like if you want a perk yeah like you have like a piece of gear that
oh like your gloves are slightly your boots give you dead silence your fucking your helmet
gives you less headshot damage like just shit like that like it's gear based which is
That's probably said.
Which is interesting.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
I mean,
you go back.
Go backwards in this,
in this instance to go forwards
and how much fun people are going to have.
If you just have the perks that you pick,
all of this customization,
like look at my fucking gloves.
Look at my fucking boots.
Look at this band.
I'm doing it right now.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
The store?
They're making sing.
They always do that.
Like,
they throw you the two things,
two little things you ask for.
And then let me throw in.
I knew.
You got to build your character out.
He's like, here's some fucking hush money.
Yeah.
The fuck up.
That's literally what it is.
He's like, don't go play no more.
He's like, yes, shut the fuck up, Seth.
You know what I mean?
It'll be interesting.
At least they have Ninja this year.
That's, that's nice.
I mean, they have ninja, they have red dots.
Hopefully the maps aren't complete shit.
Hopefully the time to kill goes up a little bit because
holy fuck.
Holy shit.
I mean, there's a couple things that there's more things outside of those two things
that need to be changed for it to be like a great success.
Yeah.
But that's so good so far.
Yeah, that's a good story.
Signal.
It's a far off.
No cap.
Based on audio cues.
I did hear that the time to kill is going up a little bit.
Oh, really?
That's what I've heard.
Like, just completely rumored.
Like Halo?
Nah, no, no, no.
They can never do that.
But like, I mean, if it was cold, if it was Cold War time to kill, I'd be tight that I didn't play.
This is my thing, though.
Because that game was great.
While they're trying to dumb it down for more people to, obviously you want to grow the business and you want to grow your audience, that's across
every fucking business.
You want more clients.
But while dumbing it down,
they're also turning away the popular
good pros and kids that are going to make the color do.
Like if everyone's playing Call of Duty because of how awesome it is,
nobs or new people are going to come in regardless
just because they're going to do that.
And they're not going to be like,
they're going to find reward in getting better every single day.
This is dumbing it down to make it easier
when they run into fucking people like y'all,
like people like me.
They're obviously going to be in a in I don't know man
I just I think it's backwards the way that they're doing it
It's been backwards for it I was never a pub person
Me either bro a GB all day kid yeah like no golds no life
Like
Well when it comes out of war zone
How does that work with like MW3
Is it gonna be another war zone or like you know what I'm saying?
Yeah
Oh it is I'm sure they have to yeah
They have to right I'm sure they do
But why is there no leaks though like insane map you know I'm
Yeah, around this time.
We're usually getting like...
I feel like Warzone's more insane with that than MW's dream.
It's got to be coming soon, right?
We're almost in August.
The game's probably going to come out like October.
Does that drop around the same time?
No, right?
I'm going to tell you something.
Does Warzone come out the same time as?
Never, right?
No.
It's been coming out delayed, I think.
Oh, well, what will happen more zone.
As mentioned in the original Textmon Warfare 3 is apparently going to bring a whole new map to Wars on as well.
They should.
There's never going to be...
Bro, people are going to...
This is, they're going to run the same playbook that they've been running.
Why wouldn't they?
I don't know how things are going to work now that they're going to be owned by Microsoft if that deal goes, goes through.
Oh, is that thing?
Oh, shit.
Wait, that was the map, right?
That's the map.
Los Almas.
Mercado Las Almas.
I, wait.
If it's anything like Mercado, y'all are in for a long year in war zone.
Oh, it's Mercado.
Damn.
That map was that.
Dude, look at all those, look at all the empty space.
Is this?
Is this desert?
Yeah, it's Mexico.
Las Almas.
Mercado de las Aras.
Man, y'all got no green over there?
No what?
No green?
What you mean?
Y'all?
Look at the skin you're in, brother.
You never been?
No, I never.
You never been to Mexico?
Wait, so which family member of yours is Mexican?
Mom's or Pops?
So, wait, if my dad's born from El Salvador, he's Mexican, right?
Say it again?
Er no.
Yeah, El Salvador?
Dark Zero, when ALGS split two playoffs.
El Salvador is a...
El Salvador is in South America.
My mom's dad is born from Mexico.
Okay.
El Salvador.
So wait, that shit's...
Matt, can you bring up the fucking map so we can teach the young man?
El Salvador is like northern South America, right?
Yes.
Apparently it's actually like not that bad anymore.
Right how it used to been?
You probably don't know.
I always thought El Salvador was like in the Mexico,
the bottom part of it.
Yeah.
There you go.
El Salvador.
Okay, and then you have Mexico, and then you have the United States of America.
Central America is where your pops is right?
Wait.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
I didn't know Canada was above us.
Not even lie.
Where's the equator at?
It's got to be hot as fuck there.
What, Mexico?
El Salvador.
Dude, we not just fucking hear what this guy just said?
You didn't know Canada.
So you've been to Toronto.
No, I'm not going to lie, dude.
Every single time we went there, I was like, bro, how the fuck are we getting there, dude?
I'm not even going
I'm being dead eyes too
You know which way we're going
Yo this is an act
Are you acting?
No, hell no
I swear to God
Listen
And anybody who's gonna fucking call him
Whatever you guys are gonna fucking call him
Just know that it is
It is not his fault
America
The United States of America
Has a fucking broken
educational fucking system
Or I was just so
Just period
I just wanted to like
I was just thinking about
The game dude
And like how to get better
No I like it
Listen
you're
no listen you're well off it doesn't matter
right
in the end it doesn't matter
but there's something to be said
about the shit state
that the fucking United States
is with the with the education system
why not
he's literally
he's literally
cooking your shit right now
and you're just sitting there taking
you're just sitting there taking this shit bro fight back
no honestly
I'm not
I'm agreeing though
no I'm agreeing though
so you know I'm not
no I know trust I went through the same shit
you're saying you're not
cooking him right now. No, I'm not. I'm cooking the
educational system. There's a reason why
live is not. No, why? How am I
cooking him? You're literally saying the educational
system. Let him down.
That's not bad. That's not that. It let me down. Let my
wife down. There's a reason why I live is
homeschool because we
All right, you're not cooking him, man. Fuck, I didn't know what you're
saying. Show the fuck out. I'm not. Cooking your
ass. Fuck coming over there and beat that
ass. Matt, he needed a fucking,
Matt, you want to set you an appointment with two row, kid?
Or are you letting it grow?
You should get the pest of plume.
I'm kidding.
I want to talk about the old Call of Duty Xbox servers being back up.
Oh, yeah.
Explain that to me.
Can somebody explain it?
So are you telling me that if I want to go back and play Call of Duty 4 or even remastered
with the best controller that has ever existed in the history of controllers, I can?
Yeah.
There's a community?
Yeah, but you're about to be playing.
on the lake.
Yo, bro.
I'm saying like, yo, you're
playing on a flash screen TV.
It's going to take you two weeks to get used that shit.
You play on a flat screen TV too.
The player count in Call of Duty Black Ops
stands at more than 100,000?
On Black Ops?
That show was black.
I mean, it was good, but it wasn't.
I might have to get hop on.
I'm going to give it a shot.
I might turn the stream on for this after.
That's a lot.
That's active.
100,000?
Yeah, yeah.
That's active.
Like 100,000 is add that's more than fucking war zone right now
Well that's the other thing
Why did it why don't the new Cods or like new games
Show the population on the bottom of the screen and the main venue
I swear that used to be guy why why do you think
Do you think that there was a lot of people they wouldn't want to brag about it
That's what I'm saying but look how many people that the
There's probably not a lot of people then huh
But like for example Valer why the fuck would like bro Valer
That's just pot wait
How many players does it say are on there Mac Crick go back
that he is 3,000
dude
fuck man I missed out
like before it well no I'm sure there's
oh my god there's probably people on game chat
like yeah
oh yeah
oh my god
the amount of the amount of fanboys
that are in Monten Warfare 2 right now
I don't even want to talk about it
this is this is where it's at
shit I might have to have Matt Craig come over
and hook it up Matt Craig
he was going to come over
he was going to come over last night to hook it up
because we had something planned for today that got
canceled, got moved, and then
but I might have to have him come over
that shit up. That's crazy.
What the fuck?
That's insane. When I saw that,
I'm like, are you telling me that I can go play Call of Duty 4 right now?
The greatest game ever fucking Call of Duty ever released.
There's no way that there's Call Duty 2.
Is there Matt? Matt.
Yeah.
There's no fucking way there's Call of Duty 2.
I'm not going to this wedding.
I'm just kidding.
you're like you can bring it with you
no hell no you know how laggy
that shit's gonna be games case remember that shit
oh yeah I saw bro I almost
put that up for sale on uh
not for sale you yeah take it with an optic one
take it with you
oh a game case unless you're captain
the little laptop
I was gonna put that on the on the what not
oh whatnot yeah I know I know
take the games case you'll be able to
no because then you're gonna be like let me
no I won't
you think I'm gonna bring a video game to a fucking party
dude
I'm from the 90s kid.
I don't do that shit.
There was no land parties when I was coming up.
I wish there was.
Man, I can't wait.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
You're gonna fucking be gone gone.
It's gonna be fun.
You're height?
Huh?
You're height?
You saw how he was at the...
The thing is, uh, I wonder who's coming.
Like, it's not a groomsman.
Like, I wonder who else got invited.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cap's gone.
See, like, it's gonna be a party.
Oh, yeah.
There's a lot of talk.
Yeah, yeah, it's definitely going to be a party.
Nice.
I wonder which other girls is going to catch the bouquet.
What's that mean?
So when you get married, the bride,
throws a bouquet,
and whoever catches is it supposed to get married,
who's supposed to get married next?
Really?
So girls.
Oh, they actually do?
Oh, yeah.
Swear to God.
It's my favorite thing.
I can pull my phone out to see because people fall.
What if they're already married, though?
They just fucking let someone else catch it?
Well, no, if you're married, you don't go up there.
All the single ladies.
All the single ladies.
all the single ladies all the single ladies oh okay you might see is she's
she's already she's already betrothed so you have to be if you're engaged you can't go up so once
they catch it what happens then they just get hype they they go back to their to their to their
man back at the thing fucking weapons where's a fuck and then you have to do it but you have to
it sounds like a recipe for disaster I mean I don't know I'd let I mean shit I used to go to 90s
wedding that's how it was I
If I'm saying anything that isn't, you know, approved in these things, I apologize.
I mean, no offense, trust.
Anyway, look, I think we covered majority of the stuff that we were.
Somebody got mad at us last week because we stopped the groove and it was.
I'm going, I'm going to pull out a pair of shoes.
I just got these in.
Bose, you tell me if you like them or not.
You haven't seen them.
Oh, you saw me walking up.
Oh, I got to go to PCH.
He got me to Travis Scott.
What you think about these?
These bam, bam, back of a action bronzs in the back.
Those are clean as fuck.
Let me guess.
2.30.
Yeah.
Very affordable.
You like those?
I also got the La Pisa Zools, but they're not here.
And I got the La Pisa Zoolis because of Minecraft.
You got to wear it with like a specific tea.
You got to, yeah, you could pick any color though.
You could pick pink, purple, green.
You could do anything.
You go black tea, blue.
I'm wearing the 2015.
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, y'all should probably remake that Loki and...
You like this one?
Yeah.
The green wall with the Opti Gaming on it?
Oh, was the sign this back in 2015.
I probably wouldn't wear those, but then again, what do...
Wait, which one?
Those shoes.
But then again, what do I know about shoes?
These match you...
These, these encapsulate what you are, a mismatched person.
This is what you wear.
No, but this is how he, this is how he dresses already.
Hey, shit.
He's trying to get you.
I'm kidding.
What's up, man?
You want a pair?
You want a pair?
Listen, you're the start.
I keep forgetting.
But I mean, if you're offering shit.
You can ask how many, I wouldn't even want them.
Yeah, right.
I would literally say no.
For these shoes?
Save your money.
On these shoes?
Save your money.
You're a slice 11.
They're on the way.
I'm not even being a hater.
They're just not for me.
Yeah, I forgot what the dude was telling Nate shot in game chat one day about like spending
money or so.
He's saying something.
And he's like, I'll be all right, brother.
I think I'll be all right.
I forgot who he was talking.
He was telling someone.
He's like,
Like, Nate, you're spending too much money on different stuff.
I'll be all right, brother.
I think I'll be all right.
Who is he talking to?
Just some random or?
Oh, God.
Like, I think we're in Discord or so.
Yeah.
So you do like this.
I'm surprised.
I thought you were going to be making fun of these.
No, I fuck with them.
Yeah, these are nice, super comfortable.
I don't know when, I mean, I am a dad.
And a lot of the youth are calling New Balance's statues and having like this thing with all the A6 and all the other stuff.
But this new balances were like a.
big thing back in our day.
They got a new pair coming out.
I saw, um, they look, they look fire.
Like, I would definitely wear them.
Yeah.
The complex sneakers podcast will get you squared away on all the hottest shit that's
coming out.
Shit that you didn't even know existed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fire.
That right.
And the three characters on that podcast, my favorite podcast, are really good dudes.
Very entertaining.
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, uh, we are going on our way to the wedding.
We will see you guys next week for the same podcast.
Same, same time.
Are we doing them every Thursday now, Matt?
Yeah.
Okay.
How long have we been uploading on a weekly cadence on Thursday?
Two weeks.
Six months, ladies and gentlemen.
Thursday is Optic Podcast Day.
We'll see you guys next week.
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Later.
