OpTic Podcast - HUGE CHANGES COMING TO THE CDL (YOUTUBE VS TWITCH, NEW TEAMS) | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 138

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

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They have the rankings as to of most watched Valoran champions matches ever. And guess who came at the number one? Obtick? Huh? Optic? Yeah. Now, you know, I did see it, by the way? I keep seeing it on my fucking TL.

That our Optic team is going to be bad. What's over there? To Valerant? Yeah. It will not be bad, buddy. What? They're asking for too much? Welcome, welcome, welcome to episode number 138 of the Optic podcast.

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what would you recommend to someone who wants to start running? Honestly, the first thing, get a good pair of running shoes. I feel like that's the most like underrated because people will be running in like vans and shit. Hell no. I just fucked my back up.

What do you got the, what are they called? Socos, what's they called? Sokini. What are they called? Sokini. Sokney? Yeah, S-A-U-C-O-N-Y.

Are you good, man? I fucking, you see the sharp thing right here? Yeah. You see the scrape? That's not from you. My spine did that. No. It's spinal.

That's not you. Oh, my God. That hurts so much. Anyway, good pair of running shoes. And you were saying, which ones do you use? The pain literally made me black out. I don't know why I just did there. Sochony.

That's what they called. Sockony? I'm very familiar. Oh, really? Of course You wear your soconies? Yeah Soconies

A6 New Balance You know all the fresh shit Your culture Huh Your cultured Mesh mesh Uh

They're called Yeah literally those blue ones But I don't have that color They're endorphin speed threes Endorphin speed threes Yurt That makes me want to buy them Yeah same

Endorphins I think I have seen you wearing Now what's crazy Is that like Dopamine's better The what The dopamine 12s? I don't know what that is.

I actually thought that was, I thought that was real. You get dope? Oh, yeah, exactly. Dopamine, endorphins. Did you know that, like, I didn't know this before I started running, but there's actually specific shoes that you want to wear, like, there's your everyday trainers, which is, like, you run every day. Then there's, like, your long runs where you legit should only run it on your long runs.

And it has, like, a carbon fiber plate inside of it. So it basically, like, helps your knees so you don't have to use, like, that much effort. Really? Yeah. See, I'm not getting into, like, oh that. No, yeah. are what's like 220 250 like those are pretty expensive it depends on the brand you got that yeah yeah I know oh man the thing about that is obviously that people spend way more money just on shoes that

they're going to walk in right it's not like the 200 bucks it's like so reasonable to me bro I just uh so I saw a pair of shoes on Instagram, right? And then I hit up Ian like, yo, I sent him just a screenshot, right? The Supreme. No, they're like Travis Scott's or something. And I sent him a screenshot, yo, I need these. And he hit me up like two days later. You know, they're at the store.

I got a shipment in. Right? Yeah. So I never knew the price, though. Which Travis Scots were there? The olives? Like the low ones. What are those green ones?

Oh, there's three K? But which ones? The ones. The green ones. So type olive at the top. Let me guess the price because I actually don't know it. What are they? They were terrible.

Those, right? Yeah. Yeah. And then they were like 1,100 and I'm like. Oh, if he was going to guess the price. What? I said the price of him. No, yeah, you're good.

But I was like, I still got to go get shirts and shit. You know, you can't back out that. I went on a little shopping spree yesterday. Yeah, you did. All right. Where? So I went and I got a pool table. Oh, you got a pool table?

Yeah, that's close. You got a pool table for like the downstairs room. And then we got, it's called the frame TV. It looks like a picture frame. It's pretty cool. Got one of those for football. Where did you put it at? All of it's, I think it was like 75.

But they're all going like in the same room for football. Oh, dope. So yeah, we got that. And then we got an outdoor patio TV. And then we got like sound bars and shit. Buyer. shit's going to be hitting out there. Hell yeah.

I said, I told them, ain't nobody beat me in pool. Now we got darts, pool, ping pong, uh, cornhole. So football Sundays, we're going to have the Olympics. We're going to start cornhole before the game start.

Then we're going to go downstairs, play pool slash pong. Well, the games are going and then darts stand the night. Just so you know. If, if it is a standing thing where every Sunday we're at your crib or, because that's what I wanted to be.

Back at home, Sunday, Sunday's house, I'm a boy Eric's house, every Sunday watching the Bears. But if we're going to do that at your crib, just know that there will be... I'm in charge of the crib. If I'm there, I'll bring...

Whatever. Bring some of that. I want to do it... I mean, I want to do it every Sunday. So... But I'm on a diet, though. So I might be a huge platter of chicken Caesar Salis. Yeah, do whatever the fuck you all bring.

I'm gonna bring... I'm trying to diet. Whoever wants to get what I'm bringing can eat what I'm bringing. I've been on four and I just wake out of headaches. Four days? I'm drinking that much sugar? You're not drinking Gatorade somewhere?

Nah. No? Oh, that hurts right. Yes. Oh, you, four days? Yeah. Oh,

I love them. Really? Yeah. Wait, you know, wait. They're not, Gator is cool, but it's not part of the mountain, dude.

Gator is made out of it. Oh, Gatorade's got like beaver ass in it. Oh, what? It's got crazy shit in it. What do you mean? It's got beaver ass. Aus.

Yeah. What? What else is in it? What? They fucking. Uh. Goose feathers or some shit. What?

I made that one up. The beaver ass might be true, but that beaver ass isn't like candy. Look it up. Matt Craig. Matt Craig is out there. I didn't believe either, dude. It's like, I don't know if it's for taste or texture. I'm not kidding.

Well, I'm drinking it. Dude, it tastes like liquid. They just dip it in the... I don't know what they do. I don't know what they do to it. Is was looking at something last night. Beaver butt juice. Juice.

It's not the butt. It's just the juice. It's the glands. Yeah, here it is. The anal glands. Sonny Gatorate. Yep. Right there.

Here's for a beaver butt juice. Wait, so what is? Is false strawberry really beaver butt? It's fake strawberry. It's asked me after I talk. It's artificial vanilla, actually. I mean, Mac, made from beaver anal gland. I'm not, I don't drink strawberry.

I drink bluegatorates, so. I'm not, wait a minute. Wait. Wait, scroll up so I can read that quote. They flavor a ton of foods at the grocery store with their little butthole. What? That's an absurd quote.

So what they do is like at around 1 a.m. When everything's closed, they let like all the beavers like by the produce section. That's an absurd quote. And they're swinging their little big ass tails like they're flying. I didn't believe it, but apparently it's true. But is it in Gatoria? Castorium is quintessential.

Castorium is a quintessential secret ingredient, something that made a flavor better and more interesting while eluding recognition. There he is. Next time you eat vanilla pudding, his asses. There he is. It's all I'm going to say. Oh, man.

All right, so, all right, that's cool. Seth's talking about getting back on the treadmill. I was telling him that. the right after Edie's season one when we came back from El Paso, I had,

I was like up to like 212, right? And then immediately after that, I went down to 206 because I just, I just ate, not like an asshole for like three weeks.

So hard. It's hard, bro. I trust it. I love food. I'm going to the Charles tonight again. Bro,

I mean, the beef tart. I could just sit there and eat beef tartar the whole night. There's is nice with the cream on top. Oh my God,

with that little, The cream cheese you're talking about. I'll just take the meatballs, like order of meatballs. I'll just be picking at them while drinking. You go there? You go there? I mean, I went with them. I fucking love that place, dude.

I fucking love it. I already know what I'm going to order. I don't need to go anywhere else. That's what I've been saying. I don't need to go anywhere else. That's what I've been saying. I could go there. If it was the only restaurant on this earth, I could go there.

Well, I mean, you would have to. Huh? If it's the only restaurant. But if it was the only one, I wouldn't be mad about. Oh, yeah. Like, I'd be like, all right. I know Garibaldi's back home was like, yeah, they move when they look at that statement. One, two, three, five ain't ordered in a minute.

1235 hasn't ordered 24 cookies in like a week. Oh, God. We got all these cookies still sitting here. Imagine like the business was doing so well. They're like, yo, we got to order more cookie dough. And then we moved. It's just sitting there. They still have some reserves from way back when.

Nah, somebody else is enjoying. Oh man, those sugar cooks. Those cookies were. What the big time we used to call them? They were crazy. Bro. They were like this big. And we used to get 24 of them.

And they used to come in a box like stacked. And they came like if you held it from the top, it would just like fall apart. And the chocolate would just like, oh, dude. They were insane. They were insane. They were actually. There would be like four left. You used to wake up in the morning and they just go miss it.

Sitting at the stove. just eating all in one sitting I can't believe you just compared the Charles to fucking Garibaldi I didn't compare

it oh I think they said yeah they're not they're not really comparable but in terms of like so I think the Charles is like the top of its game

I think Garibaldi's at the top of pizza you know what I'm saying Oh yeah Have you had Rosades from here yet? Oh yeah they have good pizza in Texas

yeah Rosades and it delivers to your house Dead ass Yeah to fire Insena I will say okay we we we okay Did you like the pizza?

I liked it. I go to, I liked it. If I was close, I would go there for the wings, but I go to Joe's and play now. I fuck with Joe. Joe's. Yeah, bro. Like, because they make like from everything, the chicken season salad, the pastas, everything. Always fresh, hot.

Hold on, I got to save this. There hasn't been one time where I got my food and I'm like, I need a good piece of while, because, y'all, I'm still eating like. I'm still eating like pizza. I'm still eating like pizza hot shit. Oh, hell. Come on, dude. What do you eat?

Wait, pizza huts, fire. Let's get, let's get something straight. No, the last time I did that shit was dog. Bro, when I first moved to the United States to Wheeling, there was a pizza hut right across the street from my From my condo place, huh? You see that show? Oh, no. You put me on the Rosati's though.

You gotta try that. Rosades? We have Rossadi at Nate Schott's Bachelor party. That's the thing that I ordered. Yeah. Seth. Oh, so it's nice. Is it a chain?

It's the, it's the like with the sausage pizza, the wings, all that brother. Yeah, they go crazy. All right. Well, okay. That's good fucking. fucking intel. It's good intelligence. Listen, I'm telling you, have football Sundays at the crib, and I'm going to bring the greatest. Pizasas, fucking tacos, lasada.

I'm going to make hot dogs, of course, burgers. I got fucking jalapeno poppers wrapped in bacon. Damn. So I already, like, made up my mind, the cheap meals I'm going to have, I'm eat wings and I'll eat takers too. Pizza and shit, that's like, I'll have a piece of. Yeah, I haven't been, well, when I was in New York and. Jersey I was eating slice like every other yeah what's your favorite restaurant should not see restaurant I don't really have one okay what's your favorite have you been to the

Charles yeah yeah when I don't know the bowl that I got for whatever reason dude it just wasn't good well not honestly to be fair I like what I like what I like to know what's in my food like while I eat it that makes sense before I okay well there's because like whenever whenever I had the taste I didn't know what like the taste was that makes sense you know I'm like freaked you out so yeah so like yeah so like yeah so like yeah so like yeah So like it confused me. If I knew like what was in it, I still don't know what is in it. But dude.

Well, so when did you go? I had to go with us. I went with, Fred, King. Oh yeah, Tacom. Well, Seth, so you order. So you got the course. We got everything. No, yeah.

The desserts were crazy though. See, that's what I didn't try. I didn't get to try that. The desserts are all right. We were going out. They're all right. They're not. No, no, that that one dude with the the coffee

That one is insane. Al Pacado? Yeah. Oh my God. With the little cinnamon sticks or the swirls? It's like a root beer float for adults. That shit is crazy. For adult.

But those coffee. I mean, root beer floats are for adults as well. Don't get me wrong. Wait, do you, do you guys drink coffee like during your meal or anything? Me either, right? You ever see people? Coffee for breakfast only. I don't really drink coffee at all.

I've seen people after eating. They're like, can I have a coffee? What? Your insides are about to fucking be destroyed. No, I don't have that same effect, although the coffee did have that effect on me yesterday on Monday. I went to breakfast with Randy, one of the investors, and we were just chuppet.

I was drinking. I was on another. I was like, oh. Bro, the coffee was in there like giving me fucking. That I'm all right. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Anyway, it was good.

Dude, the Charles is where it said. if you guys ever go, please do get the Bucatini Carbonara. Okay, that's the one with the red sauce. Also get the lemon ricotta nuddy, which is honey crisp, sage, hazelnut, pasta, the green pasta. You know what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, that green pasta's got a little, little twang too much.

Where it, like, makes your back. Yeah. I forgot what I mean? was I forgot what I got. Wait, so you order your own? Yeah. See, that's where the problem is. I mean, no, I got the, I got the, I got the, I got the lasagna.

You got two of these, two these, two these. No, we kind of did. Yeah, we got that off. We got, like, a bunch of apps for everyone, and then we, everyone got, like, their entree. We got, like, apps for the table. Yeah. Did you get the, uh, big ass steak. I had lasagna.

That was, they said it was off menu. Yeah, we got a bunch of shit. We literally ordered everything. And then put it on a company car. Yep. Yeah. I'm trying to find it. They have these, these, these little ragu, what is the, beal ragu. Oh, I think I had that.

I think I had that. The capillone. The capillone, I think it's, yeah, yes, yes. All right, let's fucking talk about Halo now. Okay, we have the Halo weekend coming up. I'm sorry, like, to everyone on the podcast. Like, you just don't understand until you there. Don't, and we've heard.

It's like, it's, it's magical. So Hilton, you guys know Hilton the third. His family is invested into that restaurant. That's how we got introduced to it, because we had a business dinner there. And I was just like, what the fuck am I? It's like having Italian for the first time ever. And apparently a couple of you guys took a recommendation and showed up.

We got a, Seth got a call saying, hey, a couple of people have been coming in here. Yeah, that place, Kinzo as well, the place that we just recently discovered, which is like more Asian-style food. Sushi. Yeah. Yeah. But like they have other, it's not just sushi. They have other shit. Like what?

I mean, you can get other dishes. It's not just sushi. Like steak shit? Do they have? Oh, that's good then. They have steak fried rice. But they have like dishes. Like you can get like black miso cod or like you know like you can get.

Yeah. It's not just sushi. You can get other shit. I'm going to just for that omacase. Did you know that at Kai in Legacy West? It's another sushi spot or it's like Asian. I'll go there for the sushi. You can order the omacasa there.

But I went there with with Jude just us, us too lived and come. And I'm like, I'll have the omikaze. she's going to have a shrimp or steak fried rice. And then he's like, oh, you can't order Macaosa just for you. And I was like, I was like, why? He's like, because it's like, you both have to order it. I was like, okay, we both ordered it. Just put all her portions on my fucking plate.

Let's get this party started because that show is good to sell. Why wouldn't they let you? Because they think, because they'll bring out two, like two of the, of the Toro, for example. So they'll bring out two, two slices of that. And they think that I'm going to share. that and then the meal would go from being 120 for one person to 60

you know what I'm saying? I was also telling Seth on the way up here that because he was saying that he can't drink no more because he's... Dude, I can't. I literally like... So I've come to this real... So I would say over the past like...

What's your age? Over the past... Well, no, it's been recent. So like, I mean, back when I was like young, 21, you know, when I first turned 21, up until like 26, I would say it was like nothing could fuck with me. Like...

This guy's acting like he's, started drinking, it was 21. You know what I'm saying? But nothing could fuck with me. Statutes of limitations. Now, if I, if I drink too much, it's like just, my next day is just done. Like, I can try to like be normal, but like, I just can't. So like on vacation, I was obviously having drinks.

We were on the boat, having beers, you know, having a couple cocktails. You know, we were having, we're on vacation, having a good time. And like the second day of vacation, I woke up like a little bit slower than the day before. and then third day of vacation. You do it all again. You go back out on the boat. It's the sun. And then third day of vacation,

you just wake up a little bit slower. And then by the fourth day when we were leaving, I was like, we gotta get the fuck out of here. Because like, we just got to go. So I saw is snorkeling. Were you snorkeling too? I mean, I can't. So you went inside the water.

Yeah. But I can't snorkel because I have glasses. It's like if I put contacts in, I could have snorkel, but it's not like we were at the Great Barrier Reef. Like, I'm not fucking. I mean, I'm not putting on context just for that. Look at a rock. No, he did fish?

What am I? Wait, did you fish there? No, we were gonna, but it's, so like we were going out too late. So if we, we were going out at like 2, 3 p.m. So like the chances of catching a fish were probably. Wait, they love the morning. It's not efficient. They love the morning.

Morning around one, between one and three sometimes you get lucky. Yeah. we saw this couple. They were actually hella smart. So we were at the JW just like getting a nightcap, whatever. And they walked by us in the lobby with two fishing rods. They weren't staying there. And they walked right out.

And to the left there was like rocks where you could sit and fish under the bridge. And they went out like midnight. Yeah, smart. They were probably catching like, they probably caught a couple fish. Yeah. And they came walking back in. I love fishing. You never know what's under there.

You don't know, like, you don't know what's coming out. Is it like, it's going to be a little buck bass that waste like maybe a pound? Wait, what's the most insane fish you got? Well, I hooked on to a 400 pound black tip shark. What? The first time I ever went deep sea fishing. And the last time I went to, I would ever go deep sea fishing. Well, really?

Why? Yeah, because I wasn't attached to anything. I had Rob Turkle. Matt, bring it up. There's a video of it, of me. Actually, just type it black tip A checks. Yeah, and that thing looks great. We went with this famous YouTuber Black Tip H, that's his name.

He goes fishing with everyone. He's gotten fishing with Dude Perfect. He's got, he's got, put it towards the middle mat. Yeah, but like right here, is that me or is that Rob? No, that's me. Look those big old, big old hands. Look at Rob, man. Rob had to have been like not what he's now.

Look at his big beard. It looks thicker. Now he's a fucking machine. She looks like a miss or beast, man. He's a lean, man. machine. Uh, Matt, get to where I catch there. Oh, my. Oh, man. Well, do you actually catch this shit though? Bro, listen to me. Oh my fucking goodness. Listen to me. It's a literal sharp. No, no. Mine didn't come up to the boat like that. But listen, that's the, that's the

crazy. That's the, with the pliers? Yeah. The shears. You got to stick that motherfucker. Wait. He was just caught right there. Yeah. I, I couldn't really just like hold his mouth open. Yeah. Yeah. You just got to catch a good time in. Yeah. This is somebody else's, but if you go back Matt to where I hook on. I just want to keep going back, scroll back, scroll back, scroll back, scroll back, I'll tell you when. Bro, I puked right after. Not because, look at the swells, bro. Look at the, bro. We're going like this, right? The boat's like this, like this, right? And I look, picture this is me on the boat. You see how, you see that? You see how I elevate

as it's dropping? So think about the, it goes up and then drops. So I'm like, there's a little bit air time in there, right? As, as we're doing. I was hooked on to not. to the boat. I almost hooked up to the rod, which means that, look, I'm gonna puke. Why do you come back into the boat? Get the fuck out of there, man. Listen. You know, he did this and then turn around towards the boat. I would have, bro, I did not, because I'm on camera. I gotta make sure that people capture the entire essence. Listen to me. I didn't puke out of motion sickness. I puked at the fucking 20 minute fight of me fighting for my life. The whole time I'm thinking if if he if the shark pulls at the

right time and I'm elevated, I'm in the water. It will be 15 seconds or 10 seconds too late by the time that I grab my knife to cut and relieve myself from there because by now I'm going to be so I mean it's a fucking shark. So he's power fucking going to the bottom of the ocean. I'm going to be what 30 feet under the surface of the water by the time I struggle enough to get out. I'm not going to have energy to get to the fucking service. I'm never doing this again. That's a big that's a group right big old grouper yeah. Wait wait so you had to do it on these small as boats. That's not a small boat. Oh it's not? No that's a fucking like damn what is that guy right there? Is he alive? Huh? Oh, is he alive? Yeah it's alive. Yeah it's alive. Oh that's over. He's gone. See right here you got

once you once you uh once you you get them you got to you got to hold them to make sure that they breathe right. You know what I mean? Damn, bro. Anyway, he'll be fine. This guy does this for a living. But anyway, that's the craziest catch that I've ever got. That my fuck, gonna swim away? No, it will.

It did, ultimately. It takes a while. I mean, think about it, right? Like, they're exhausted. They've just fought. They've just been captured by aliens in essence, right? In theory, they brought him up to the boat. They took a fucking selfie with him.

And then threw them back. I'm tired as hell, man. He was like, wait, so when you caught that thing, you're like holy fuck yeah it was it's uh it was crazy oh look at the two babies just uh just flew down from the from the nest um you ever been fishing nice no never would you would you want to go yeah no you got to go again soon please everglades is it's it the season right now never november november to winter all right well we got it to go like as early as we can

in november so it's not super cold no the cold's dope man no because then the water starts Cropes. No, that's, yeah, that's, that's if you, if you, if you are in Florida and you would like to go bass fishing, hit up my man Joey. Captain Joey Berg, he'll take you to Lake Okeechobee and he will put you on beautiful bass. That's where we, that's where we, we, bro, it's crazy good. You love Okachobi. I love, yeah, Okiechob is one of the best lakes ever. Well, have you ever, uh, what's that shit called?

Like, skin to fish. Is that what it's called? Filet? Yeah, fillet to fish. Not have before. I'm a catch a release guy I'm gonna catch a release guy Personally as a person

But yeah that's the craziest fish Well how did we get out of the fish Where do you catch tilapia? Tilapia anywhere Well I mean lakes that have them But I like the my biggest bass that I caught is 8.4 That was caught in Lake in Lake Comedero in Senileoa And that they had mad tilapia there

Oh you had mad security around you and shit No how what? My people I was listening Listen, see no, see nothing, hear nothing, speak to nothing. You know what I'm saying? I don't talk about that. Optic Rangers night.

Throwing the first pitch again there. It's Monday, right? It's going to be sold out house. It's already sold out. All the optic jerseys, well, you buy a ticket and you get a free jersey sold out immediately. Wait, who do they play? The Houston Astros. Holy shit.

It's going to be packed. And both teams are like good. Yeah. They're both one game behind shirts. Huh? They're both bad. Rangers and What the fuck was that?

Somebody just let off a fire, firework. Yeah, bottle rocket. Why? Because it's fun. Because it's fun. Doing bad things is fun sometimes, man.

What the hell, dude? Maybe locked up. But, but, but yeah, I'm, I'm stupid hype. Yeah?

Yeah. I'm gonna follow you. Like, Roger thinks he's gonna be the one with the camera following you down there. Little does he know that I'm gonna pull the,

wait. I'd feel more comfortable with you down there than Raj. Wait. So no disrespect to Raj, but whenever you throw that shit, right? Yeah. Are there people in their crowd rig? Yeah.

None of them will know who we are besides the people that go for Optic, but. Oh, they'll know who you are. Anyway, it's happening this upcoming Monday, September 4th. People go for Optic. We are also going to have a pop up there where we're going to be selling some, some optic baseball gear. I don't have anything to show you right now, but Matt's going to go get some right now and I'll show you some of the designs that we've created.

it. I love I haven't been to I just love live sporting events and I haven't been to one in a minute so like and baseball so much quicker now we're going to be drinking well wait why is it quicker they added a timer to the partaking I might have some Miller lights I know how you get at these baseball games I'm getting I'm getting burgers a glizzy and a Miller light those nachos what nachos only the I'm only going to get the nachos so that we can get the jalapenos but anyway We're having a pop-up shop. There's going to be a, like, you go to get an ice cream, and they're going to give you a rangerous element with an Optic Gaming logo on it.

That's dope. That's dope. Yeah. If I were, I mean, I always go for just one scoop. I don't like that shit where they go, like, here's the first scoop, and then they put, like, three more on top of it. You're playing a balancing neck, melting all over your hand. If you're, like, trying to eat this shit.

Now your hand's all sticky. There's nothing worse than sticky hands, in my opinion. But I'm excited. Do you want to go? throw the ball around so you can get a warm up or you you stay ready yeah i'm gonna go out there and rip it again i'll be out there wait camera i didn't get to out there was only one person could throw the pitch today so of course he threw it straighter than me last year yes he was 15 feet in front but no i wasn't everybody saw the video it's all right it's okay you're gonna bring out the

pictures don't make me to show you anyway long story short the king's gonna be out there throwing the shit out of that ball we're going to be in the suite Ken Ken Hershey's suite again the fire suite you know what I mean it's like right boom one of the best sweets just in all sports period yeah it's nice yeah and then we got a sweet down like a couple of levels below too like a ground level I mean it's gonna be a dope four days because then we got

we got HCS leading into that Friday through Friday through Sunday and then the game's on Monday so we're gonna have a dope little four day four day stretch come on in Maddie oh Matt Craig. Everybody leave a like for Matt Craig right now, man. Look at all the work that he's doing. I don't know what's baseball for. Well, yo, I don't wear hats. Let me see one of a hat. That's dope. This is all on game night or is this? Yeah. Game night. The pop-up shop all day. Yeah, we got a we got baseball pins. I'm sorry. Oh, baseball pins. We have we have pins with a sick-ass logo. Obviously, these banners for me are like it. We did one, the 60 filthy ones. So the last ones we made banners for, uh, for for hex quarters and obviously the hats bro. Look at the, look at the hats.

Those are in the store at the. Yeah. Damn that and they're gonna be there to buy this? No, I don't wear this shit dude because my ears. Dude, same. That's the same. Give me the hat real quick. I fuck with it.

Dude, this shit pushes my ears out. It looks so stupid. I didn't know it was gonna be in the store. That looks like right. No, listen, you're going out of your way to now wear the shit out of that though. What are you talking about? All right, look, what's this? Look at the difference.

Here's my hat and now look how I look when I do this. You know what's what Shasi looks like right now, ready? Yeah, everybody can, can wear it. Can I take a rocket? Yeah, you gotta put a little flavor on that, man. Let me see that. I can see what I'm. Is this regulation?

I don't know. This is our art. It's a, that's not a real. That's a bad air practice. Yeah, it feels fake. Obviously, you know we have to we have to get creative with the We got we got Alan as a lefty. I never thought. Oh shit. Okay. Allen. Yeah, Alan is a lefty. You see this the Nintendo? Not it's not intendo. He's a righty. Oh, yeah, he is no. No, he's not he's lefty lefty lefties on that side What the fuck? Am I looking at this the wrong way? We're looking at it backwards.

You play baseball. Look at this. Am I wrong? He's righty. I bat from this side. Oh, I don't even fucking know anymore. This is the fire. Fire.

60-50 sluggers. Your, uh, this one is, you know, what do you think about this one? I mean, that's not my style, but I like it. Yeah. What are these called? The raglands? They're like warm-up shirts.

Yeah. The raglan old school football show. We got it in gray. And of course. This is the best one, Matt. Thank you for bringing. Oh, at the airport. Someone said my shirt was cool.

I was wearing the black one with Alan with the green wall. Oh, yeah? Yeah, they were like cool shirt. Which one? The one with Alan. When he's batting, put the ball behind him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he wasn't like a game or anything.

He just, it's cool shirt. Cool shirt. That's dope. Shout out white socks. Yeah. You wear the white socks. I've seen you wear Cubs shit though. Don't play no games.

And of course the baseball jersey for the year. This one again has a look at this patchwork, man. Anyway, a lot of good stuff. For those of you who are wondering whether or not some of this is going to be live online. It is. Don't think we forgot about. So game night, I wear this one. If you want, I'm probably going to wear this one.

I'm probably going to wear this one for show. That's probably what I'm going to. Really? All right. What about the? You gotta wear a jersey. That's a football one. I keep saying that.

Yeah, the, the gold one's fire. That's, that's, that's me all, every Sunday I'm gonna be wearing that. Oh my God, dude. I just got, I just got actually mad at how fucking dope the next like two weeks are gonna be. Because we got, we got HCS this weekend. We have, we have Rangers. Are you doing a watch party there? Yeah.

Oh, where? Are we? I don't know. I don't think we are. Aren't you the captain of that ship? I don't think we are. You dead ass? I don't think we're doing it there.

Maybe Saturday, Sunday we talked about, but I don't know. Oh, for Friday. But we're not doing it Friday for sure. Well, you have that thing on Friday, right? You don't tell them nowadays. Isn't that the last 4B4 tournament on Friday? Oh, should that is Friday? I'm pretty sure it's Friday.

Yeah, Matt Craig, so you got that Friday. 4B4? No, it's 2v2. Oh, yeah. No, it's a 4B4. Oh, it's a 4v4? I thought it was 4th. Yeah, but we got HTS this weekend,

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Essentially, so this team, there was a lot going on with them. So, like, originally it was supposed to be the heretics, and everyone was like, okay, they're going to be the heretics. They're rebranding. They're going to have, you know, full Spanish team. whatever, whatever. And then it kind of fell through, right? Like, for a moment, it was like, oh, never mind. That's what I thought. Me too.

Apparently, apparently that's what happened. That's what I know. And then, yeah, so it was the heretics. And then there was like a lull where it was like, okay, never mind. They're building around Vickle and Brack and they're just going to stay as the mutineers. And now I guess, boom, this is, this was the rumored like full roster. The roster they announced. Like, this was literally person for person who it was expected to be. I remember that guy Eric Boom But now it's just like official

Which is cool I mean yeah you know They got a full full Spanish team Miami Heritageics The heretics back in call duty I mean what do you think about it Ant? Isn't there like in the video

Apparently they like They like They leaked It was something It was gonna be in like the beginning of the year Like the middle of the season Or something like that Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

I don't know No I didn't see that something's basically like the video they're basically talking about like just whatever and then apparently after the video people were like oh they're apparently this was supposed to happen like in the season so like that i don't know i could be tripping oh like they told a little story and yeah they told like a little story like it was supposed to happen in the season but then like so what are the teams what's the roster on that uh it's like journey eric boom metals metals and then vickle mm-hmm i love that i love that that's dope yeah yeah my

My brother are now welcome to the league. 100%. Yeah, yeah. They're going to be vibe. No, like the only thing that I know of them is like last four. Hopefully they draw in Spanish. There are those guys, right?

Yeah. Yeah. So like, and then on top of that, like apparently the next shot is like fucking MW or, yeah, MW 2019, but more crazier. Imagine they brought back 5 to 5.5 just like made it in MW 29. Dude, that would be insane. Dude, it would be insane. Please no.

Fives are ass. Dude, bro, 5 to 5. You'd just be so chaotic. I come back. 5E5 and then I had it. He's kidding. He's kidding. Don't turn it into a 5 and 5 so you can get him back.

Imagine 5 to 5 we're going crazy. Bro, Dylan literally would pop smoke throw a knife in there. He was in his own smoke with a knife every single time. Was he? Seth, with the team that we have right now, would you come back for 5E5 if I obviously gave you a sizable coin? Yeah, that'd be dope. Nah, I'd be baiting. Like I'd be going in first.

I'm just trying to get one. Man. That one even be bad. Fight five, bro. Fight five. I was my shit. Yeah, you like that shit? Because there's so many kills on the map. Just because it's like, it's just so hectic. You're in the mix. Yeah, I like drive off that shit, but. Dude, you remember how much fun it was whenever you were playing like gun runner and you were just finessing crates? And then like the night. If you had pop, if you pop daddy, oh my God, it was G. You're in bathrooms and shit. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you know how I knew. That game was, that game was actually like kind of fun. You know what I knew. Whenever you were in the like those streets, it was so fun. Like nothing could stop me. It felt like. Yo, you want to know when I knew that you were going to play for me at one point? When you did that slide on that, on that fucking, what do you call that, air conditioning? The gun runner? Yeah. No, literally everyone.

That's pretty, that was pretty standard. No, I thought it was impressive. Did you, I never seen you do it. You know how to do it? Then you weren't watching. I was watching. I was watching. Actually, not.

Everyone did that shit. Not the only reason why that you probably saw it. Did you know how to do that? The slide of the chat. Leave a like if you knew how to do that. I'm pretty sure. The only reason why he saw that. because on Twitter like someone did something and like blew up oh when the first

time that you did it or the first time that anyone saw it I saw it like yeah exactly they like blew up just because like in the beginning of the game it was hard because everyone would just like fucking slide and they want to gain like that momentum all the way through the event that makes sense breaking the fucking game all the time uh mr beats wins creator of the year uh obviously of course congrats kaisenot win streamer the year for the second year in a row uh I I saw, I saw, what's the, uh, uh, speed. I saw speed hit 20 million and then dive into his gaming setup.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Oh my God. That dude, that dude is wild, wild. You saw, you've been watching Kai's content with the guy he met in Japan. Nah.

Like the random fan. No. Speaking of, what's his name Ray? Ray, yeah. You like flew him out to the AMP house and shit. They've been chilling. Yeah. Yeah.

That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's. Yeah. Oh, he was trying to get him to drink or some shit or go to a strip or something? I mean, I mean, I mean. You know me, man. I'm just like scrolling, like reading news, news, news. I'm like capture certain things. Sorry, we all been there.

Not me, look at a shit. What's he doing off? It's like a fucking gargoyle. No, dude, this guy's insane. What the? Did he just take out his setup? Yeah. Oh, man.

Oh, man. That's so good. Good for him, man. 20 million. Yeah. That's so dope. It's fucking comedy. I can't be a 20 million type of person, man.

I'm 43 years old. All these people loving me so much. Too much for me. EG wins Valoran champions, Matt. Did you know about that? Matt? I did. Did you know that?

Who's on EG? Like, calm. Dude, this guy named Demon 1? Holy fuck He's like up and coming right He's bro literally his first year playing And he wins fucking champs Damn

Nah He's he's interesting just because like A lot of guy Or like a lot of the Valor people The Valencien like didn't really like him Just because like They thought he was He kind of talk shit

And he shoots people's bodies Yeah apparently apparently Valer actually Told him to stop shooting bodies Like they said Yeah Was that the guy on stage? I don't give a phone And then literally the finals

He started shooting bodies He didn't give a fuck Bro it's it's a completely Completely different culture that esport, right? Like, it's a little bit more, it's not a, it's not gangster, like call it. I mean, you know, let him shoot some bodies. Let him shoot some bodies, man. It's entertainment.

Now, you know what else is crazy? That that gene guy on PRX, I think. He's going back to the military. What? Or like something like that. He has to do like military service. Where's you from? I did see that.

Matt probably knows about that. I think he's from where, what you call it's from? That was crazy, though. Like, damn. He used to go back to the server. Where? What's his name? Jing.

How do you spell it? J.I. Well, like, he has like a lot of eyes and ends up. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Mandatory military service. Mandatory military service. Damn.

Where's he? It doesn't say where she's from. Where he's from? No, that was the most craziest thing I saw, though. Because like, that guy's gross. He plays a dual, uh, race. Yeah. I know, I only know that that's a fact is one of my friends.

try to get some spots off him. Like, I have to go back and check in. Honestly, I've been played it's so long, dude. Wait, well, look. If you're not, it's something weird. What does she say? Here comes the party.

Makes not weird. It's like, you see, if you serve in with a fucking bazook. Wait, what does she say? You have to check in or some shit? You're like, I don't know. I haven't played Val in so long.

Bro, it's been so long. You know, I was playing yesterday? Nate shot. No. Oh. Yeah. You know what's crazy? I joined Nate's call.

I joined Nate's call. Well, I only joined it because I was scrolling through. I saw Nate shot and in Standy I'm like, what the hell? That's a weird duo. I joined like, what the fuck is going on in here? Oh, wait. What is going on there?

Where's Sandy going? If he hasn't been said, don't leak it here. I mean, he's playing with Nate shot. You got to think, perhaps. No, I actually don't even know. No bullshit. But yeah, if he's playing with a hit shot. Oh, yeah, right?

He was streaming. Yeah, but like it's hidden in broad daylight. Yeah, bro. When this guy was playing in plain sight. This guy was playing with fucking Kenny. I was just like in my head, I'm like, man, these dudes really don't just think about things. They just fucking play. Well, so it's the announcement.

It's kind of like counter. Like if you play with them, it's like, oh, maybe they're not teaming because why would they play together? But they never played before. And all of a sudden they played all of a sudden. No, no, no. We have. We can. Yeah.

But it's the off season too. So it's like people aren't like hitting each other. That's not on their team. They're just like. Whoever's available. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It is. It is the dude that I was talking about is J-Sol. J-Sol is from Singapore also and he's got he's got like he has to go back and and check in with like the military or some shit oh that's why I'm like I believe that uh so Matt can you go to valorant Intel the DeSerto Twitter uh they have the rankings as to of most watched valorant champions matches ever and guess who came at the number one I think huh opti yeah you know I did see by the way I keep seeing on my fucking TL that our optic team is going to be that.

What's up with that? To Valerant? Yeah. It will not be back, buddy. What? They're asking for too much? Huh? They're asking for too much?

I mean, listen, I don't give them too much now. No, no. It's not about the players. I love the players. It's just that we didn't make it into that. First of all, we didn't deserve to, because there were fuck-ups on the first two steps of that application on our side. So we didn't deserve to be in there. But also, like, I think that we deserve to be in there just because of, you know, we were passionate about the sport, love the sport, and we did good.

Matt, you found that shit? I retweeted it if it makes it easy for you. We're still number one, the most watched. But let me guess. Uh, verse. Damn. Loud. Mm-hmm.

All right. That was when we, right? Yeah. Optic versus Loud 1.5 champions 22. Fanatic. Uh, 1.4. PR. This is the last one three.

2023 was uh 1.2 we got to get back in that man yeah that was so that was our i'll use my credit line we got to that's all we need 1.5 million my shit my shit's hitting listen i i like for nothing more but i do i do believe that you know the fair process was was made and you know it is what it is what do you think average salary for valor is i can tell you right now all right tell me like 30 month per player so like roughly they deserve that three well listen I was you know you know me if if if we're if it's a good investment for Optic and Optic can get some of that back as we would in situations like these more than half I was gonna give

more than that I was gonna give more than that you know what I'm saying you're generous guy 1.5 no no I'm not I'm a very fair guy you you get what you put in so it's a fair to a fault sometimes. Anyway, congratulations to evil geniuses. I have a question. How do they make the way that they do stuff work in terms of like tournament wise? It's like, bro, the tournament goes from like the start of the month to the end of the month. How the fuck does that work? You know what I'm saying? Like, how does that work? It's called conditioning. If you start doing this this way for such a long time, there becomes culture and then you fine tune along the way. And that's how it is. Remember all the all the all the

all the counter strike ones the boys were gone for like a whole month they were boot camping for a whole month before they entered the three-week tournament yep it's like stages do you prefer that or do you prefer no man bam-wam thank you ma'am bam bam whatever happened to yeah fly here in this weekend out on you're out on fucking monday some people some people now with money are out on saturday you know back in the day when when you know salaries were were what they were what they should have been with the viewership that was being displayed at the time. The thing is this, okay?

Yeah, let's hear this. This is what fucking happened. Let's hear this. Viewership was going like this in Call of Duty. Right? And players were getting paid, you know, a healthy $5,000, $6,000 a month because of the viewership and the sponsorship is coming in. Then the league happens.

And all the players are like, well, shit, they got money to, they got this much money to spend. than we need to get. So this is viewership. These are salaries, right? You know, you're working for it. All of a sudden, salaries said, boom. And viewership went the other way.

And you're like, uh, uh, uh, and at one point you got to, you know, that's what you're seeing what you're seeing nowadays, right? Like, you know, people, people like we, we make, obviously, like, I don't think I didn't say, but we make money off of our, our, our, our call of duty, not because of call of duty, because of all the efforts, like the one that you're seeing right now that are happening around these things. Man, please stay on Twitch, man. Listen.

Please. First of all. Do you have any information on that? Me? Me? I got no information. Last I heard from the meeting that we had is that it's going on YouTube no matter what. I mean, you should be pissed too if it goes to YouTube.

I feel like it's going to affect every, from the top, top to the bottom. It's going to affect the amount of high. hyper on the game. Like, it'll be hype at the start, but then, like, as the year goes on. I will say, I do feel like war zone is going to be back, though. I'm not going to lie. That's why, like, I'm fucking, like, high for them. After screams, you're going to play with this?

Yeah. No, bro. Dude, because it's literally, 2019, like, war zone. That's literally how it's going to be. I mean, think about, like. You know how, here, actually, I might even say the name who told me, but. Did you know that tonight was going to be the night?

Ha. But, like, think about it. Until rank comes out. Oh yeah, no, I'm playing that shit for the show. Kidding me? It's literally the first, it's literally 2019. Wait, did you play the first ever war zone whenever it was like popping like that? Yeah.

Yeah, I won the World Series of Warzone. No, no, no, I'm saying like in its prime though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I played that shit on PlayStation. On God. Dude, all the PC guys were like, how are you even playing? Me and Forma were playing. They were like, how are you guys even playing?

No shields either. And we're like dumb and dumber. We're just like, we don't give a fuck. Like, yeah, because that's all we knew. he killed the other team and shit. Oh, yeah, he sniped Nick Merks. I saw that. I saw that.

He sniped the helicopter and then it landed on Nick Merks and Nick was not happy. That was fucking hilarious. He was not liking it. I wouldn't be liking it either. What are the odds? That's so crazy. That's so crazy. Like he did it on purpose.

If formal was that on purpose, then I would have been like, if he said it's like, I'm going to snip him so that they could kill this guy. No. He should have just lied. Been like, yeah, it was on purpose. Yeah, it was on purpose. No one would have questioned it. Nobody would have questioned it.

Nobody would have questioned it's horrible. You know what I'm saying? So look, I mean, I think we've, we've, uh, you have you been watching all the tournaments? What? What are you like? Mad sets up stream where you can flashback him for 25 sets for a three day stream? Let me see that. I'm sorry, what?

Ro what? No, that is insane. I want to see this video. Another Twitch streamer has put himself, uh, in a closet. It only costs 25 cents to flash ban him. Let me see. Ro, what? Is he shirtless?

Oh, no. Is that a T-Rex on his shirt or is that sweat? Wait, what's happening right here? Oh, right there where there's an explosion, he's getting flashbang. Or is there a flash coming? All right, here we go. Oh, he's getting pong balls shot at him? What?

So for $2, for $2, you can shoot pong balls at this poor guy, or you can just flashbang him for $0.25. How much do you think, how successful do you think it would be to put me and something like that and have people Oh, it would bang. Oh, 100% is like, all right, go.

It would be like that AI shit. Yeah. Like, I would do that. If Optic set it up, I'd do that. Yeah? Yeah.

Why not? But as long as it's on your stream. Yeah, of course. Kid hits. Oh, yo, yo. How long do you think I could stay in there? In pitch dark?

Like eight hours. You think I could do eight hours in there? Just getting flashbang and bullshit. shot at me. Eggs thrown at you and shit? Oh my gosh. I feel like I could pull it off. Dude, those flashbangs. I mean, we'd have to up the price.

All those people's like, 25 cents. I'm, I'm just going to be, it's just going to, there's room's going to be white the whole time. Like, you know how they get, you know how they get, man. Flashbang after flashbang. Oh, just 25 bits, they're just letting them rip.

Like, there's like, there's like a thousand of them queued in the next like hour. It's like, for, for five, for five bucks, you'll get an egg thrown at you. I'd be like No that would be filthy When I let scump retire That would be filthy

Getting eggs thrown at you You have to sit in it for eight hours That'd be filthy I remember I remember a jackass episode In which they were all at a park Drinking water And eating hard boiled eggs

I love hard boiled eggs No No no no bro I do But ever since then I've been a little bit Like deviled eggs And all that shit

Like I'll have them But it always reminds me Of that episode of jackass In which they were fucking I'm eating just hundreds of eggs and the puke was the... You remember my... Yo, I told you about... I think I told the story in the podcast.

Remember I had the dream. Remember, I had a dream. Yo, I'm running, right? This is a dream now. And I still remember this shit to this day. I had a dream, right? And I'm running. I'm running from somebody.

There's a guy on the corner. I'm about to hit the alley, right? He's like, yo, look at this. And I look in the cup. Bro, it's throw up. This is a dream, right? So I'm like, oh my gosh. Bro, and every time I used to think of this shit, I would get nauseous as fuck.

I would think of the dream and get nauseous in real life. And one time I was eating pizza and I thought of it and threw up. No. But that was the time when I was on the pizza? On the rest of it? Oh, in the box. With the rest of the slices. Just on the plate.

I threw up, right? And then after that day, never, I could think about it. I don't get sick. And sometimes, like, when I was a kid, I'd forget about it. But it was just crazy. Like what the fuck? What kind of connection was that? Yeah, that's weird one.

I was thinking about the dream. She was making me nauseous. Like, it's your, bro, I looked in the cup. I was like, oh my God. I woke up. He said he still does that to the Zana. Nah, not anymore.

Wait, wait, just to stay on the topic of filthy things. Is last night we were in the hot tub and she starts showing me some shit. And she's like, would you ever get this done? On the phone. Yeah, yeah, she's showing me on the phone. She's like, will you ever get this done? It's called a collant. Yeah.

And you like get your Rear colon flush with water. And like shit would like Like I were watching TikToks of like worms coming out like whoa Like big worms like I'm talking fucking snakes and there's one there's one here you can get done for like 150 bucks But you got to go sit on something called the water angel or something so For an hour

Wait wait that's uh For an hour for an hour you got to sit on it. Did the bidet not do the same thing? No. This like goes like, oh, yeah. No, they, what they do. And they like massage your stomach while they...

What they do is like they'll make you lay on the side, right? You can't eat anything. Like you've got to fast for like 24 hours. They'll make you and get rid of all the stuff that you have that. They make you lay on the side and then they grab like a, it's like a sizable hose. Oh, you done this before? No, but I've seen it. When you get to a certain age, you have to, you have to take care yourself.

take care of yourself at the door. Wait, you're going to get it done? Yeah, like this year. I'm 43. Let's go together then. Okay, but we're separate rooms. No shit. Literally.

Literally no shit. No shit left. Yeah, so they'll, they'll, do, they'll, have you ever seen a rotor router? I feel like I've heard of that. A rotor router router is this big, long cable that a plumber comes with. Oh, you're talking about the snake. The snake.

Oh, yeah. They put a snake. And your anus all the way up your colon track out of your throat. No. No. Obviously no. But anyway, it goes as far as it as it could take it, like to the edge of the smaller intestine. I'm just leaving that shit dirty.

They don't have pills you could take. But we'll just flush out your system. No. There's got to be something. They got a- Do you want to see a video? Nah. I kind of do.

Yeah. Let's see run that shit, man. No, no, you can't put that. We'll blur it out. We'll blur it out. Okay. There's a lot of shit that makes me sick. Type in colonics, just colonics.

Cool. Type in cool colonics. I might get the shit done. Really? I mean. No, you have to. You have to, you have to. Apparently it's like really like it clears all of your bloating, like...

You lose like fucking five pounds. Yeah, you can... Five pounds. A five pounds of shit of just like... Think about all the burgers that you've eaten and all the, all the, all the burnt edges. Like that's... That's carbonized fucking meat. That's just...

carbon it's like coal almost yeah here we go did it hurt yep the angel of water that's what it's called does it hurt look i don't know i've never it's like oh okay i thought you were i thought in this one yeah see he's sitting on that thing oh that's not the bed then oh look oh oh oh we i oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh no no i actually feel like it's on the bed oh my god no i feel like it's not the bed But it's like, what the fuck? That shit probably feels crazy, yo. It's got to, right?

It's got to. Bro, but you probably feel amazing. I mean, you might not have to take a shit for like a week. Yeah, no lie. Seriously. I'm going to have to, like, get a mask and put Vicks vapor up on the entire. The sun, you know what I'm saying? If you actually, I'll go get it, we should shoot a video out of it.

Okay. Hey. Y'all actually shoot a video on it? I mean, yeah, why not? Because I- Y'all got to tell me how it is. I kind of want to get it done anyway, and there's one like downtown, I'm pretty sure. So we could literally go from here, set up appointments at like noon. Oh, after contents? To go shoot more content?

Go rip that and then hit Donia Maria's after and see who wins the battle. The Donia Maria's or the colonics. Listen, if I go that far into it, I'm... Yeah, it's just going to be freshly dropped. It's going to, like, literally drop from the stomach and fall straight down to it. Oh, your shit's going to be clear. There's going to be no buildup. I'll get it done and let you know.

I actually did not know that was a thing, dude. Yeah, you lose mad weight. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it said, well, she might have been gas-knit, but she said, like, 10 to 15 pounds you can lose, like that. Like, if you have a lot of build-up and you don't know it, like, you could be bloated and you just don't know.

And you get it done and... I feel bloated, dude. You get it done and you could lose fucking... Damn. I don't know how we got there. Like, there's nothing on there. That talks about the angel of death. Water.

What is it called the water of death? The angel of, no, the angel of water or something. The water angel? They should call it. They should call it the mud angel. Do you all see the US-A-Water? If someone would be like, yeah, I fell asleep. Wait, what you said?

The US-Oliven. This agrees with the NBA NFL. Oh, yeah. Yeah, if you're home-tology, I fell asleep during it. They'd be like, whoa. Wait, wait. Oh, yeah. If they win the Super Bowl, there's not a team.

Wait, not. Because I'm explaining to like, So this Olympian, right? Who's this? What does he play? This guy's a fucking beast. Yeah, he is. What is he?

What is he? What is he? He's a track and field. Right? He's like, world champion of what? So he's talking shit about like if the NBA, for example, NBA champions, he's like, he's like, he's like, it hurts, man.

It hurts to sit at home and watch the finals of the NBA. And then they have to wear world champions. They're like, what? World champions are what? Of the United States? What he's saying is that he's a better athlete behavior because he gets to compete against the best of the best across the entire world. Right.

But if you think about it, the NBA is the best of the best basketball players in the world. Like, unless you form an all-star team of like other fucking, I mean, NBA players, like, you're not beating the team that wins the championship. If you have Luca Donchick. Nobody. As the captain of all the, uh, the non-U.S. players. And he makes a team and plays against Braun, against. Kyrie against

I mean you name them they're still fucking Steph Curry I mean the best basketball players are in the United States period end of story you know what I'm saying when they say you gotta learn Chinese is for a reason they're part of the world Well that's debatable because like Luca

What's his name? Yokic They're all they're not from the US originally But they came exactly because they came here For the best right? Yeah for the best to compete against the best yeah of course yeah so this is like championship of what The United States He, everybody was talking shit with. You see it?

Like it's everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro thought that his speech was going to go hard as hell. Kevin Durant commented, Drake commented, a whole bunch of basketball player like they were going to. Everyone was roasting him. They were roasting him?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a fucking silly ass thing to say. Granted, super athlete, I bet you he's fucking one of the fastest in the world or whatever. But let's. No, this guy is crazy.

Yeah? Like Tyree Kill crazy? A fucking way. He's literally, Fast Men in the world or no. Bro, did you see, did you see Zion? No. You haven't seen the late.

We'll end it on this. Matt, look up Zion, Zion Williams' last, uh, picture, latest picture. Oh, he's in shape. Let me guess. Let me guess. I don't know nothing, but I'm assuming that he's like big, like in terms of like, like chunky. Bro, he got fat, right? Yeah.

Well, he converted. He converted. He's in shape, right? I saw he was holding a basketball, bro. His, his bicep was this big. No bullshit. This, as big as this hat, Matt's going to bring it up. Wait, so he, he went, he went.

Bro, look at his right bicep. Point at it, Matt. Look at that. No, the one on, yeah, his right. You don't want to see that guy down low in the key coming towards you full speed. Bro, you got it. Look at him. Damn, wait, he actually, damn, I respect that.

That's crazy because, uh, everyone was roasting him. Yeah. So whenever that injury happened, yeah, I forgot what it was, but he. With the shoe when he ripped out the shoe. Yeah, yeah. something like that and then like couple months later like he obviously couldn't do much so like he kind of got big and then now he converted to that that's crazy look at that biceb bro that's huge well this is like the guy that i actually followed like before he even went to mb a

yeah i was watching like all his games because like that show was all over tictock what's it house of highlights house of highlights and shit they all like the up and coming like high schoolers that's how i saw like a tyler hero all his life yeah now he that one guy who's that one guy Victor, he's like what? London Yama? Yeah, seven. That I'm telling you right now, flop. You think so?

What if he's an optic fan? What if he's an optic fan? He's young. He could be an optic fan. Then he's gonna fucking win championships. We'll see you guys next time.