OpTic Podcast - Kai Cenat + Scump, OpTic Texas Dominate and the Best CDL Clip of the Year | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 268

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

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They're probably not even calling it chalking anymore. What's this shit where you stand upside down and jump? Yeah. Kegstan? Why are you acting like you don't know? I mean, I've never done. You're Mr. Kegstan. Have you?

Back at 12. You're Mr. Keg. We don't remember. Somebody go get Mark the Kegs here. Yeah, I'm fucking never. But Mark does him, he does upside down Keg stands. He lifts the fucking head. Yeah, right.

That's so what I mean. You got to be fucking, you got to be the whole. He's got brute strength. Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to episode 268 of the Optic Podcast. Don't forget to check out all the merch available at shop.opticamagaming.com and keep an eye out for some new pieces on the way very,

very soon. We will let you know. We will make an announcement. We have your usual suspects. Plus, my man, formal. Hey, guys. What's up? You played midnight at all yet? No, stop. Join me. Wait, what's midnight? What's midnight?

The new wow expansion. Oh, dude. He was playing. And yesterday, the new raid came out. So, like, season one started yesterday. So, like, it was just like Mythic Zero. which is like it was the hardest content in the game at that point. Then yesterday the two raids came out and mythic keystones came out. Oh my keystones.

Damn, damn. I can't play that game. I got to the last boss. Why? You get addicted. It's a stream killer. It'll kill my stream so like that.

It's gone. Why? Because you don't see me again until I'm... Until I'm fully geared and did all my shit. Filly geared and just failing content. I repeat. Yeah, I can't play the game. I can't play the game.

Yeah. It's a good time, bro. I'll live vicarcy 30, though. It's a good time. Wait, how come you don't stream it, Seth? Like he said, stream killer. Yeah. Nobody wants to watch me play wow, bro.

Now, I'm pretty sure that the wow, that there's some wow wow. I mean, yeah, they'll watch, but like, some people will watch, but. And they're like, your UI sucks. And then you're like, too. I don't care if they're talking shit. It's wow, but it's like, I just don't.

I stream. I kind of do. I stream mainstream shit. I'm a mainstream streamer, bro. I saw you were playing the new war zone. which was the old war? Dude, I was loving it. Loving it.

And people, yeah, people have been talking shit about it saying it's not that great. I was loving it. It's like no loadouts. You just drop in, pick up a gun. You like find the, there's like two or three like metagons, like sub, AR, LMG. You find that gun and then all you need to do is find like these little purple boxes and it upgrades. They're glowing, right? Yeah, and it upgrades in tears.

And you just don't really have to worry like about doing your chores. You don't have to go get a scab contract. and get your load out. Everyone was saying it was fun people I talked to. Yeah, no, it's fun. I haven't spawned in none yet. Yeah, listen, my loadout is always a fucking sniper and not, in no ghost. So I'm just playing to play.

I was so rusty, though, like when I first started playing, and then my last game of the day, I was doing like solo squad fills, just because everyone else got off. And it was me and this other guy, both our other teammates left. I dropped 25, and we got the win. and he was like, yo, my boy, he's better than me, he's trying to play right now

if you're trying to play. Yeah. But I had to go to an appointment. Damn. That's how friends are made. Yeah. That's how friends are made. You could just tell he was so happy to get a win.

He was like, my boy's way better than me, but you're trying to party up. Do you think it was you in the end? No, he had no idea. That's cool, actually. I love those. Yeah, that's actually cool.

He had no idea. Just a casual cod gamer. Hell yeah. Yeah, it was a good. So friends are made, you're right. I don't play with any game or friends right now. I'm only strictly playing with my friends from home. Yeah?

Yeah, just fucking 45-year-old pharmaceutical dudes. Damn. Is that why I see you online? Yeah. So at night? Dude. At night, the second that the 50 milligrams get ingested, I'm on that war zone. 50?

Just 50. Have you played ranked? God. Because I swear. Rink called a dude, yeah. I whispered you. I don't think you saw it because it's kind of hard to even notice. Nah.

What did you say? You get them tight. No, because like I was like looking on my list one day and it said hacks and it looked like he had he was top 250 I was like what the fuck? I was but he was gold but it looks super similar. So I was like oh what the fuck so I whispered him like called him trash or something I called him a gold pig or some shit shit and then he did a gold pig no gold pig oh I thought you said old pig I was like god damn it kind of fits off of ranked you old pig that's kind of harsh yeah look I just I don't know

I don't know how the rest of the population feels, but when arguably, if not, I'm for my argument's sake, it's a definite, I speak in absolute, no if, ands or buts.

I love that, I talk. I speak in facts. When the, when the greatest SMG and the greatest AR tell me that I'm trash, what,

how do you defend yourself to that? Yeah, you can't. You can't, yeah, cool. Because they say that to all of them. Even pro players get called that.

So like, in theory, they're, they're actually being kind to me by putting me in the same group as pro players. That's right. That's right. Thank you. You're welcome.

That's a way to spin a positive. I like that. Thank you. Thank you. It's what's all about. Is this the worst fucking taco, Seth? How do you guys suck at this? What do you mean?

Even guessing. How do you suck a cod? That's a tongue. How do you suck at cod? That's the tortillas? That is a retainer. Right there. I'm spaming horses.

That's a magnet. Oh, it's an visiline. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I got it, though. As soon as he did this, I got it. Yep, you got to utilize the colors. That's a tongue.

That's the meat. That's the meat. And then I go in with a little lettuce. Oh, it's supposed to be a taco. Yeah, go in with a little lettuce, bang. That's a... And then I was about to hit it with some cheese sprinkles on top. Even though that's not how I'd normally eat it.

But he got it before that. See, I would have simplified it there. You know what I would have done? I would have drawn a circle and then plus, and then I would have drawn a cow, plus a chila pepper, equal. Hes. Hindsight, Harry. We're taking so long.

I have the record for the fastest fucking categories where I'll fuck that name. I did see your clip. It's pretty good. It's easy to think about it whenever you're not on the clock. But you should see Mark when he gets up there. That boy is tweaking. Is he shaking? It's just like, chats on dick.

It's just too angry. Chats on dick. Everybody's just dick, right? The fuck is that? Yeah, like, it could be anything. It could be a fucking, course he can't draw. fucking choked.

I think that if you like... They just like to run. We've like kind of cultivated that culture now though where we like we kind of just accept them roasting us. Oh yeah, yeah. It's not. They're part of the bit. Boys beating up on, it's like friends beating up on friends. But like some of them are serious.

But you can tell. You fucking red-headed bitch. Whoa. That's a super personal right there. I'm like, whoa, dude. So did you guys celebrate? I mean, I know Seth does. St. Paddy's?

What's up with that culture or appropriation? Yeah, what? What's up with that? What's up with that? He's from there. I used to go to the parade when I was back in New Jersey. Dude, I got red hair. I got to celebrate St. Patty's.

I celebrate St. Patty's. I got brown skin, dark hair. No, you just soloed me out. It's all good. Yeah. But, no, I don't really celebrate it. You, Matt? Not really.

Do you? You're wearing green today. Yeah, I work green. It's not today. Is it today? Is it today? Is it today? Is it today?

Is it yesterday? It was yesterday. I thought it was the 17. It was 100% yesterday. No. It was April Fool's. Yeah. April Fool's is April 1st.

Is it though? Are you following me? No. No, correct me. Correct me. Do you know the story behind St. Patrick and what he did? No. Here we go.

Some crazy fucked up shit. Do you? No. He slaughtered millions. He slaughtered. I think he like drove away either all the snakes or all the rats with like a with a with a baston. a cane or son. Can you look that up?

He was just bonging rats? Yeah, or snakes. I don't really remember, but... I mean... It's like me and my delves on what? I think that origin St. Patrick's religious or notary of St. Patrick's

Christianity celebrated March 17. Okay. Irish American heritage isn't parades from popularized American immigrants. Okay. What I said is not what I said, right? Am I wrong? Well, Holiday and Ireland immigrants transform celebration. I keep going down.

See if you can find it. It's right there. Myths and traditions. Legends include him driving snakes. Okay. So it's right. Oh, wow. Thank you.

Okay. Why green? Because green wall. You're filled with facts. Yep. It's March 17th. Yeah, yesterday. Yesterday.

I did not celebrate it. Yeah. I see St. Patrick's Day is a day to drink. So do I. Now that I don't drink, I, it's just enough day to smoke the green. Oh, I thought you were going to go the other way. Listen. A day to eat the green.

Gummies. That too. The. Why do you stop drinking? I haven't drank it. wild really yeah like a long long time i like rarely drink now oh you're due oh you're due this is your dad i am due you're dead i am monday monday it's all that's what it starts there i'll drink there all drink some meat some michelobes yeah i drink all day yeah so i think st patrick's say the same way as uh

Cinco de mayo are just like you know excuses for anybody to be Irish that one day so they can party and Cinco de Mayo everybody's maxis so they can party so cool yeah uh Um, very cool. Uh, St. Patrick's. So obviously we had this Thursday or what is it tomorrow. So Seth, not Seth. Seth and I are traveling next week. I am almost certain that I am going to be attending, uh, Birmingham, but I'm going to have

to pull some, some moves in order to do so. Uh, because as of right now, me and maniac are not going to London and we're not going to Birmingham, but I think that I will be able to do something. And if I'm able to do something, I don't see a reason as to why, Maniac doesn't join me And then we do London After the major Dude, that's a pretty hefty dude

You travel so much I don't know how you do it Sounds terrible After the event? Yeah Yeah, okay After the event We go to London

We're in Birmingham Okay So you're gonna be gone for like another What? Ten days probably Jesus man We were just talking about I don't need to be fucking traveling

Like that Dude you travel all the time And you're about to do Back to back trips Like Yeah I'm in the game Dude

I tip it Thank you. Well, that's a working man. I need to go see my UK folk, man. They miss me. OX. It is going to be a fire event. The London, I know it's in Birmingham, but like the UK scene, they always go crazy.

Here's the plan. Ready? We go wherever we go. From there, I go to any coastal city and then take a direct flight to Birmingham. I land on Friday, just as the event starts. I take a quick nap I fucking kick the door so open And I say,

Pints for the boys, yeah And then the entire stadium He robs Hecks is here You heard of here first boys Hector's got the first round For the whole stadium Can you imagine? However many heads there are

And you know fucking stadium Pints are not like 12 euros Oh yeah because they know they got you Where you gonna go? Fuck that one else Imagine $12,000 in beers That's where you're going to go Yeah

And then we all chugging it. I obviously can't because of my inability to drink. You got reflux? God damn, you're old, bro. I was not throwing up and shit. I'm like, no. Everyone starts throwing up. No, I can't chug anymore either. I won't even try to.

Really? Yeah, no. You lose that? I never. Yeah. I haven't tried chugging. Dude, it's like an acquired skill. You got to like. I can never chug. You got to water that skill. What do you call that the, the, when you, when you pop the beer? Shotgun. Yeah, shot in a beer.

My brother has the record for the fastest. I haven't met a single man. What is that man? I have not met a single man that can drink faster than in one of them shotguns. I'm sure, long as you're on the comments, we'll be saying. If you guys want to have a competition holler at me, we'll have hitching icons throw any of that. Bro, they have, like, devices now. They have a literal, like, shotgun that you put, like, a beer in up top, and then you close the lid and you, like, cock the shotgun.

Yeah. And it, like, does it for you, and then you, like, flip it upside down and do it that way. What the fuck? Damn. Let me guess. It's it. It's called Frank the tank. Why would it be called?

I don't know what it's called, but it's pretty cool. From old school? Nope. Why would it be called Frank the Tank if it's a new gen? Yo. Because it's an old gen that did it for the new gen. I'm not calling it's shocking anymore. What's the shit where you stand down in jail?

Yeah. Kegstan? I mean, I've never done. You're Mr. Kegstan. Back at 12. You're Mr. Keg. Somebody go get Mark the Keg's here. Yeah, he does upside down keg stands.

He lifts the fucking head. Yeah, right. That's what I mean. You gotta be fucking, you gotta be the hole. He's got brute strength. All right, here's the clip of the year, they say, by lurks. I would say, let's take a look. This is 100% clip of the year.

I don't think it's gonna be beat. I have not seen this. It is fucking filthy. No, I could be beat, but... I don't think it's gonna be. It's just like everyone's scamming. I'm just jaw drop. Yeah.

Yo, that shit was absurd. One v-fored in like eight seconds, seven seconds. I'm literally jaw dropped because everyone was just like... Look at Druss. His jaw is dropped. Look at Simp. He's like, nah. Like 04 knows it was his phone. He was just trying to get out of frame.

Abusa's trying to get out of frame so the camera don't see him or shit. Yeah. Let me see it again. I didn't. Is there a first person? Is there our first person? Because Sim gets two. He's like, I got this round.

Keep in mind. He's got it on planet. So they don't have to be doing that. Like one shot, man, man. Bro, rewind a 10 seconds and look and lurks his box. He's like this the whole time. He's dipping and diving? Yeah, watch this, watch this.

Bro, Abuz's POV, dude. He just saw his teammates just in a death pit down here with a great white. Holy shit. And then they lost the map. Yeah. Wait, who lost the map? The Ravens after that. It was 5'3 phase.

Can we talk about the standings in the score predictions? Lurks was fighting, by the way, I'll tip it. I don't want to give the guys flowers. He was actually shitting in that CA was. He's actually pretty good. He was on a, I mean, Ravens are decent, but if he was on a good team, like, he actually is pretty fucking good. That kid's good.

Yeah. Not just off of that clip either. No, no, no. It's gross. But the game one, he was like, he almost had 40. Yeah. And then he lost like 100. Yeah.

That kid's gross. Like, I don't know. Jesus. And that's, uh, that's merch boys, right? Or merch boy. I don't know. I thought keeps. It's one of merch like boys, I think.

So everyone. Birds of a feather flocked together. I wonder if they all vape. Earlier today. Who was it? Oh, Tush is here and Shotsi's here and they were doing the new segment. And I was like, yo, let's go, the potting, going to be out for the next hour. Let's go to the diner.

Tusha's like, no, I'm not hungry. And then Shotsie goes, it's because he vapes. And I was like, what the fuck? Appetite suppressing? Yeah. We have a 9 and 0, right? we secure number one overall seed for the major two, which begins next, next Friday. Yep.

Holy. Early too. Yeah. It's going to be an early one. Oh, yeah. But I actually prefer starting the watch party in the morning. Yeah, it's going to be an early one. Because I'm usually up, like, not that early because I think we have to start like at like eight or nine.

But I usually wake up at like 830. Really? So it's like kind of right in line with my schedule. You're ready to 8.30? Usually, yeah. Like this morning I woke up at like 8.15. How time you fall asleep? The baby, I mean, he just...

In the morning? I went to bed at like three, woke up at 8. 15. Oh, fuck, man. Yeah, it's a dirty sketch. It's a dirty sketch. Dude, I was going to bed at like five at one point, just because like... At 5 a.m.?

Because me and is would take shifts. 5 p.m. A.m. 5 a.m. Because we'd take shifts. So I would stay up until his second feeding throughout, like, middle of the night just to make sure he was good. And then she would wake up and take it from there.

So it was kind of, yeah, it was a brutal sketch. for a little bit. But now it's like, now it's better. Houg and Shotsie have had the biggest improvement in KD from Major 1 Qualifier to Major 2 Qualifier so far. Huck went from a 0.94 to a 1.13. Shotsie went on a 0.93 to a 1.08. No one has seen a better improvement

in the online stages than them to some duo handshake emoji. No, yeah, they're godlike duo. They look insane. Yep. Yeah. Them too specifically look insane. Yeah. The whole, I mean, the whole team. Yeah. Like Merck's having like like kind of like

off-mark series, whatever, but like everyone else just starts shitting, it's like, how do you beat this team? They, are they better than, are they better than we were? Yeah, I mean, I don't want to say anything because like, it's going to get clipped and people are going to be like, look, they even said it themselves, you know? And then it's like, you know what I mean? Yeah.

But I guess we'll never know it's the right answer. Yeah, I guess we'll never know. They're not a. They look godlike. Yeah, you look insane. I know. This is the best team we've had. Don't ask me.

Don't ask me. Don't ask me. Don't ask me, Bose. Don't ask me. Nobody should ask me what I think. This team is gross. Because they won champs again. I'll say that we're better. Yeah.

These guys are fucking gross. And they might do it. That could easily win champs. Yeah. I'll knock on wood for that one. Let it happen. Imagine the scenes. All right.

Here we go. Yes, father. 7 a.m. P. So that's what, 9 a.m.? Yeah, that's not bad at all. It's not bad at all. We go live at like 8.

830. Yeah, Sunday 6 a.m. Damn. I'm not going to be here to bring you guys burritos. Sunday 6 a.m. Oh. So that's 8 a.m. for us? Yeah.

6 a.m. PT? Pacific. Pacific. Oh, yeah, Pacific. I mean, bro, we went live for like apex champs at like 4.30 more.

And that was for apex, like something that obviously I'm like watching, but don't care about. Look at the challengers. Look at the challengers. I'm gonna wake up for the challenges. If Huntsman make it to the final,

we're gonna, we're gonna, if they make it. We're gonna what? Yeah. We're gonna what? Get on to watch. Oh, of course. If they make it to the finals. When they make it.

when they make finals. Yeah. Yeah, man, I'm actually like, again, do I, would I have personally preferred it to be in London? Duh. Would everybody? Yes. But I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, I still can't wait to get out there, man. I really hope that the food thing, I think they have to have had figured it out by now, right?

In 10 years? They've had 10 years to figure it out. I'm sorry. I mean, I love my UK folks, but food over there just. I love them. And I know, I know it doesn't have all the shit that we have in it, but it's just not as good. Oh, well, I'll tell you what. Mexico City doesn't have all the shit that we have in the United States food.

Yeah. And it's still better. So it has nothing to do with the ingredients, my man. Dude, have you seen the videos of like, uh, UK people trying American like barbecue? Yeah. They literally are about nut. No, they cry. They're like, oh my God, Mike.

What are we doing over here, Mike? They're going crazy. Yeah. I don't know. So far, what are your thoughts on this? In this? What is this? I've seen a lot of different opinions on Blackop 2.0. Coming from someone who stopped playing Warsome for a while, it is fun and sell, hopping on and not getting grappled. Oh, I'm sorry.

Gapped. Gapped. Gapped because of loadouts and locked guns is fantastic. It's so much better than normal war zone. Are you with the wall? I really don't give a fuck. You lost your baked in advance. you lost, you're baked an advantage, and you're getting fried.

That's why you're all complaining. Dude, there's so much. You're baked. Nailless wants all the smoke. Argue with the while, I really don't care. There's so much outplayability, and that's what makes it so fun. Like grapple, there's trauma kits, there's better armor. So, like, you can literally 1V4.

Yeah. You can, like 1V4, a good team. And a lot of other BRs you can't do. Fuck, yeah, I can. No, facts. So, like, Apex, if you're getting ran down on a 3V1, against good players, you're just dead. And this, like, you can do some crazy shit.

It's fun. Blackout. Can you name every single one of the person's in this clip? What kind of question is that? Let's see the clip. Oh, yeah. Yep. Yep.

I mean, I can't, obviously. It was there. Is that McGee? Yeah. Oh, this is from the AW preline. Crim was going dummy. Wow, dude. We were holding Crem back.

Call of Duty. How about I do you want better? I name everyone who's not in the clip But was also there Because it was only two other It was just us, right? It was us, yeah And that's all TK

So then it's just me, Seth Yeah What, Killa Where were we? And Nade Well, Benson was there too One of my players Was you Clay there?

No, no, no, it was us TK We're probably out on the porch With Sloss ripping down a bobe Yeah Wow, look at Damon Look at Javan I mean, holy shit bro See, it's weird because like

This is so long ago But it does still feel like It doesn't feel long ago But this was probably 15 years ago It doesn't feel like a decade Not 15, probably like 12 It's a decade.

12th took 11 years Decade dude Easy more We moved in what The summer of 14 So yeah 12 years That was yeah like 10 years Shit's absurd

Oh shit Oh shit, it's a fucking formal vlog. Oh, yeah. That's where, where's formal behind the camera? Is this? Oh, it was from my fucking clip? Or my fucking thing? Is this on the iPhone?

Someone went back and robbed this from this video? No, this is your channel. I know. I'm saying somebody went back and robbed this specific clip from my video, put it on Twitter and said, can you name everyone this video? Yeah. We did that.

Oh. You guys robbed me? No, look, nobody said anything. What did El Trigger? No, go back up. Go back up. Where do you get this clip? Oh.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. He was just in my old shit? And got so I was holding the camera Well that was actually creepy I'm like holding the camera Why? Yeah, I wouldn't expect

I don't know because I was I don't know I just didn't It just doesn't feel like you could do that right now Oh yeah look That's where we were Same haircut We were on the You guys were on the bean bag

Which reminds me where the fuck Is my blanket I don't know what you're talking about The okay But you know what I'm talking about Don't know what you're talking about That's grim I thought that was big T for a second

You remember those those Snapchat's you used to do about Krimm where you were like, I have catching. Oh, yeah. I swear to God. My guys. Yeah, bro. It's me of Crim Six here again. That was a.

I had that filter on. Yeah. It was a funniest shit fucking. I would cry every single one. Yeah, those are five. So fucking good. The USA e-sports orgs. Oh, somebody asked me on why we weren't listed on this.

And, uh, yeah, like, What is this? This is this like what's that shit called? That shit with like the U.S. The U.S.S. Eastports World Cup, aren't they doing like a... No, no, I'm talking about that. The fucking, like the army shit, like the bunch of countries gathered together. Not the U.N.

Go back. Go back. What are you? NATO. Yeah, thank you. Oh, NATO. Is it like NATO for e-sports and we're not invited? News, what USAE Sports is and why it exists.

All right. Let me read this. You know what I'm saying? What USAE Sports is. and why it exists. Today's we're going live with the USA and the United States

to bring it together the best esports talent in the United States to represent our country on the international stage. How? For the past three years, I don't even know what this is.

What is this? I just know what I'm invited. Yeah, we're not invited. This is TLD right here. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. All right, cool. Congratulations to all of the great

North American Eastports Organization that qualified. It's so tight. No, I'm not at all. I don't even know what it is. All right. He's tight.

No, the fuck I do. There's no circumstances. Okay. Am I tight? I don't even know what that was. Wait, wait. Go back. Go back.

Go back. What does that say right there? Falcon CEO says the Legion slot by the Legion. Oh, shut. Uh-oh. Oh, shut. All right. Hit that, please.

The CEO of Teams Falcon announces that the buyout of his Call of Duty League slot was around $2 million. This slot was originally under the name of Paris Leasons and Las Vegas Legion's This was in 2024. The CDO slot was $25 million in 2019 since lunch, but since 2024, Beres have disappeared in the clubs. It was being reversed. How much did you pay for that slot? $25 million.

He paid for five gifted? He literally paid five giftings, dude. Primes. It was five primes. It was five free primes. Today, and the name is Riyadh, Falk, Goodfrey. Got in. Yeah.

They struck a bargain. They struck a bargain, in my opinion. Big time. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep. Wait, March Madness starts? Yeah. Tonight?

Tonight, dude. Oh, it begins. You into your bracket? Yeah, you still have time. Bro, I don't watch, like, I don't really watch, like, any college sports besides football. And even then, it's got to be, like, a top 25 banger matchup. Isn't there like a huge, like, what's the prize would you get when you predict a perfect bracket? Is that happened?

I think it's a million. Usually it's like, the odds of landing a perfect bracket in this is like insane, right? Oh, yeah. Has it ever been done? I forgot what... No way, it hasn't never been done. I don't know if it's ever been. I've done two times.

It's... Has it for real? I was going to say, that's not that many teams. How many ups that's happening here? There's 64 teams. Yeah. Or no,

there's 128 teams. What? No. Is it not 32? I think two. There's 64? Oh, yeah, that's hard. There's 16 teams in like each quadrant.

Oh, yeah. Fuck. That's not many teams. That's not that many teams. How many different variations? Ask Chad GPT. But March Madness is crazy because like a 16 seed will come and be. a one seat and you're like, what the fuck?

Yeah. Because it's one and done's right? Yeah. That's crazy. One and done. That's crazy. One in nine. What?

What the fuck? What? What is that? What is that? I don't even know what number that is. Is that a quintillion? Yeah, quintillion. What?

Billions, trillions, quintillions after a trillion? Quadrilions. No, quadrillion. You tell me. So it's millions, billions, trillions, quadrillions. Quintillions, septaliums. Trillions.

Sorry, you know, English, just my second language. I can tell you in Spanish. No one's got trillions. Millions, billions, billions, trillions. All right. Are there, uh... We're going to build out of March Madness, Rackerel? Dude, all right, we split it.

Are there good teams playing tonight? Even Stevens. Sure, let's make this a 20-minute part of the podcast. None of us watch college basketball. I'm down. Duke. Let's get Duke in the next round. Yeah, let's go Duke here.

Duke's always good. Vers the Saints. Sorry, Sienna. We're not going to make a bracket right now? No, I don't, I mean. We should not make a full. We will get roasted for making a bracket and not watching the shit. We should make a barrow.

We will do that on a private times. Zin City is raw. Okay, I don't know what this is, but I already don't like it. Oh, yeah. Zin City is set raw. Oh, shit. Dope, dope, dope. That is cool.

Someone came in his chat the other day and said that they were going to have a sign for him. Monday Nighterall. Danes in City. There's a bad sign either. Monday Nighterall is that shit. He would do well on the board. All right.

The hell are you talking about? On the board over there. USA, man, too. What's the thing? Oh, we're in the finals? No, we lost. Yeah, the USA lost the Venezuela. We lost last night.

What the fuck is a? The Venezuelanos. I mean, dude, Venezuela, like, produces top-to-s South America. Just produced top-tier baseball. Yeah, dude, it was hilarious. This was like, how did they beat us? And I'm like, babe, you realize, like, all of their players are still major league players, right? Yeah, yeah.

I was like, what did you think they got a bunch of fucking, like, teachers? They're coming up. That's hilarious. She was like, how did we lose to them? I'm like, they're not ass. They're in the finals. They beat Japan. That's pretty nuts.

And Japan won last year. So like... Okay. So I want to take a brief pause right here. And I want to talk about the optic traveling travel group. So Bose, you're 100% going. So me, Bose, maniac and Zini are going to Mexico City for like three days. You both should come.

I'm not going. When is it? I'll tell you offline. But it's literally... Like, give me a boss. ballpark when's it around Sunday come back Wednesday or come back yeah come back Wednesday are you sure dude with our travel I don't want to travel one day dude it's but it's Mexico City it looks so genuine right there I don't want to travel I don't want to I mean we have to travel once a month and

then going to the last three events so like that plus the events I don't want to yeah bro I don't know how to explain the magic that is Mexico City I live vicaracy through maniac's vlogs you guys should check them out what did you think I thought it looked really good but like I told you over there before we do the pod, I would probably, I get heartburn. Like, if I eat like that, then I would be miserable. And then I would ruin everyone else's vibe

and say, I'm going back to the villa. And then, you know, then it's like, why are we going to invite him? Why's he doing it? And then, you know, then it's like that kind of thing. It is. Plus, I'm not getting his waist as you guys were, because I could tell Nick was getting

uncomfortably drunk because he was in a social setting with people he didn't know. It's like, Maniac 101, you know? Yeah. And like, so I don't know. Well, I can tell you that Oman said that he was surprised.

at how well Nick hung in there. Ohmint is a fucking party animal. And I mean like a party fucking animal. Like you've never met somebody that's partied harder. I can almost guarantee it. Really? Yeah, he's just a fucking animal. But they took,

I'll show you picture. I'll show you behind the scenes pictures that he sent me over a boy maniac. You've seen it out in the wild? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He was out there, bro. You know, bro, you got to understand. The first thing that's old maniac when we landed is like,

do not fall in love with the city. He's like, and then all of a sudden he's fucking in. love was fucking I don't think he's in love with the city I think he's in love with them

titties yeah yeah what's that oh are you find a nice tortas several

we had tortas at uh la schina of chilaquiles I think you're going yeah

you know you know the tortas right yeah it's a teleta bread and then whatever ingredients you put in there never mind

you're sick just not you're sick you're sick of that What are you thinking about? Huh? You never heard that, Tortas? No.

Large Latina girls? Mm, no. Okay. I didn't think that's on the watch. You say that shit on the watch party? Well, chat does all the time. Yeah, I don't know. Every time we say tortas, they always bring up like.

Oh, wait. Kais still love skumper jumper. Let's, what's that mean? What do I mean still? Of course. Let me see. I can't hear nothing. See list.

Oh my God. I know that. I know this map. I used to watch Scum. Fuck it up on this man every day. That's what I'm talking about. Me too. That goes hard.

I mean, nah, Kai. That goes hard. Nah, Kai. You have aura. Somewhat. But, Kai, I was DM. Hey, listen, I don't want to fucking talk shit right now, but you're kind of glowing right now. Yeah, you're from this angle.

Like, you're glowing. What do you mean? Like, your aura is like, you're like, you're. Your aura's fucking 9,000. What can I say? I was DM and Kai in Boston and he was like, yo, come to New York, teach me how to play Kyle. And I'm like, all right, bet.

Done. Like, let's do it. But then I was like, yo, you should come on the watch party too. And I don't remember exactly what I said, but he wasn't about it. You shot your shot? Yeah. But like, I don't think I was being like. No, no, no.

I don't think I was being like pushy. I was just like, yo, like, we'll come there. Seth. You've been on the internet literally for almost 20. many years, you're not, you know by not if you're somebody who's pushy like that. I'm like the, the, I know. Yeah, yeah.

So I don't think you need to explain yourself on that. But that's dope as fuck, man. Yeah, no, Kai's the man. You do have, yeah, yeah. Guy hasn't streamed in a while either, though, like a long time. So he definitely, he definitely can't come on the watch party now. You're kidding? He's always well.

I'm kidding. Obviously kidding. But, you know, he hasn't streamed. I looked it up like probably a week ago in like five months or something, six months? Something like that. Why? He's doing the clothing on.

I think. He's one? He's doing clothing on that, I thought. Oh. But just imagine his mental space too, though. Like, for us, it's easy. We get on. We play games, whatever. Him, he has to put on this whole extravagant month long, having celebrities come by.

Like, how do you retop that? That's insane, dude. He's probably losing his mind. Like, LeBron pull up. That's stressful, bro. How do I retop that? And if he doesn't retop it, people are going to be like, your content's boring. You know how old.

being washed fall off like holy shit that's so it's and so instead he said i'm leaving at the top he said fuck it i come back i come back so like tifu yeah but it's just like i get i get it i get it definitely get it so he's he's uh he's launching his clothing brand vivette vivette oh i didn't know he was full pursuing fashion yeah yeah that he's doing now yeah that's what i thought okay that's cool i mean shit yeah streaming to fashion be you gotta be multifaceted dude rapper to fashion

Kanye I mean shit from racks to riches Frags to riches What game all is this What game what is this guys Overload What the fuck Why?

Only by you fucking overload What is that Even Kai don't like over there Who's a party leader Yo No nah nah nah nah Who is overload I'm

I don't mind it anymore. I didn't like it at first. I mind it. I didn't even know its name. If you're not watching two good teams play overload, it's kind of like it's kind of best. I mean, you can say that about S&D and fucking HeartPoint. No. No.

If you're playing a shit team, it's boring. S&D will never be boring because that's like the upset mode. Like a worst team can always be you in Serbian service. That's true. I am the most confident in Surgeon Destroy. Hard point's like a dance the whole time like so it's always fun to watch. overloads like, dude, they could just be, they could be playing Expo and be playing TDM top middle for like four minutes.

And nobody gets ball and it's like, bro. Every time you try to grab the ball, someone from top window pops out. Yeah. But whenever two good teams play it or it's a banger, obviously it's good. But like... On land it was five years. Yeah. Like at the event, it was...

I still prefer control, I think. Do you know how we can tell... And I might be in the minority there. What, control? I don't know. I don't like... I didn't like either of them. Because everyone would know.

overload first came into the league, everyone was like overloads way better than control. Now I feel like they might be. There's a shiny new toy. All right. This is the most insane hockey goal of all time question mark. Oh shit. What the fuck? What?

Oh my God. That was gross. Nah, he skated away feeling like he used a ham right there. He had like three parts to that. He's a sideback. Trick shot your show. I'm just going to. fucking.

It's like, you literally can't get the stick around you like that so you had to like that shit was fire. Yeah, that was dirty.

How do you saw that? You don't. How do you saw that? I almost feel like I want to ask like Mitch Marner, hey, was that a good,

it looked fucking insane from where we're sitting. What do you think about it? Because maybe this is something that they all do in practice just to fuck around. Yeah. Yeah, but in a live game like

that's insane. Hell of yeah. Like are the pros like looking on them like he's brained it for going for that. Not because remember that shit? Like, yeah.

It worked this time. A majority of time it does not. No, that was gross. We're officially retro guys. And what do we mean by that? Dude, are we done with the 90s now? Finally, dude. Sike.

Well, games at the Clarets Pierce 3, Xbox 360, and Wii U officially retro consoles. I can't believe they're finally. They just did this. Why? It takes 20 years for something to go retro. Because Atari is... I didn't know there was a time limit on it. Atari is 1986, if I believe.

Atari. Oh, so they're like, so like, Atari's to us are now these consoles to the next gen. Yeah, next gen is going to pick up a PlayStation or an Xbox 360. That's fucked. And see the polygons and be like, what in the fuck? That's fucked up, dude.

That's scary. Dude, there's so many things nowadays that, like, isle bring up. She's like, wait, this movie, like, we were watching Talladega Nights last night. She was like, this came out 20 years ago, and I was like, what? Yeah.

20 years? That's scary. I came out when I was 10 and I've been watching it this whole fucking time just not even knowing the time was flying by just once a year you're watching that you know what I just watch and finish watching

the night of the realm did you? Yeah it was good right? Do you like it? Oh yeah I loved how like unsurious it was compared to Game of Thrones I liked that it felt as though you were playing a resurgence map versus a war zone map What the fuck are you saying? Ready? Yeah you just went on.

Ready? The full sense. series is like this like slow grind as you're going through it both the house of the dragon and the regular lord of the rings i'm hearing you this one was i'm sorry so good you uh fucking game of thrones sorry this one this series not only was were the episode shorter but it was like it was it was literally made for people with ADHD perfectly paste yeah because it's like something happened something happened something happened something something satirical it was it was yeah it was so good bro yeah it was start the episode with like a

trolly intro scene every time that was pertinent to the last episode. It was like, it was so good. He's using words like pertinent. I'm a brain box, bro. Okay. Yeah. So, highly recommended. Tool belt.

Pertent. Tool belt. Tablebelt. What? That's not the same one. Oh, oh, no,

why. Just in case, sync gets, sink fucks up. Wrench. Yeah. That's how it works. And if that ever happens and you're the one fixing it, please record it.

Okay. I want to see Challenge accepted Yep It's one YouTube video away You know You just look that up Yeah

Until he fucking unscrews the wrong one He's that shit in his eye And pink eye for the next two months Is that possible? Pink eye for two months? No no no no no I'm just like trying to fix a sink And then you have poop in your eye

Like 10 minutes later Yeah if you fuck If the wrong pipe like If they're all connected I don't know if like sewage pipes I have no idea To like the sink No

They shouldn't be They shouldn't be But what if they are But what I mean The same tank, I screw the wrong thing, poop fountain in the middle of our fucking kitchen. And it has not lost its shape. It's just the straight turds. Ew, bro.

That's fucking. I don't know why my brain goes to where it goes, okay? Sometimes I hold it back. Sometimes I say it and sometimes they're funny and sometimes they're hilarious. All right. I can't read anything right now. This is how you can tell that someone's first call of duty was Modern Warfare 19. Which one was Modern Warfare 19?

Yeah. Do that against me, buddy. Getting fucking ripped, buddy. What, strafe jumps have been around since Call-Duty 2. I don't get it. Mojo jump. Yeah, but he's also on mouse and key on... 120 F-O-V, like, makes it look insin-saint-Sin.

You're not doing this on 360. You look like an idiot. On the retro consoles. In Call-Duty 2, it was called the C-Jump, but... You get what I'm saying. Retro console. 120 F-O-V. Shit.

I don't think I have, like, any of those consoles even in my house. No 360, no PS2. You have some... PS4 pros that don't belong to you though. PS5. PS5? Yeah. To Liv's. He took Liv's hasn't given him back since he came out.

Liv's been asking me, Dad, where's PlayStation? You're good for another one, bro. You're good for just yours. Nothing. Let's see this YouTubers launch RAM TRX. He's just capping. He's never asked for it back. I'll give it back. I never use it. I only use it if I have

like a sponsored stream that I have to play PS5. Okay, the key. Same with the blanket. Same with the blanket. blanket. They cost the same. What blanket? Exactly. You can play this video. All right, the Seaboys launch at TRX. Oh, fuck. Oh, they're in it when it happens?

Oh. Fuck that. Oh. Is that really 60 feet? In my head, 60 feet sounds insane. It looks like 15 feet. Am I twigging? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You are airborne, though. He's looking out the side of windows. Yeah, that would be too. He's like, I misjudge this shit.

Nobody move. This was way cooler. I'm not worried about anything besides when that shit even hits the group. Look at the guy in the back. Why are you in the middle? You're going to fly out the fucking window, kid. Fly straight through the windshield and then get run over by the truck. I want to be honest.

Kind of morbid shit? I want to be honest, a Ford F-150 Raptor type R for Rodriguez can probably do this, and I can be the driver. That's all you, bro. Who wants to join me, me, me, Crim, you? Yeah, Crim's driving. Yeah, I would fucking put my life in Crim's hand for sure.

Hell no. Fuck, no. What? Literally has won championships racing. I don't care. Had me so scared back in Chicago. God would just be ripping. I was like, bro, we are on it. We are in a 30. This is a school zone, man. But it was at night. Huh? It was at night. Wasn't it? I mean, yeah, he wouldn't do that. He wouldn't do that in school zones. The fucking crossing guards like, like, what the fuck? But I'm like, bro, you got to slow down. He's like, wait, what the fuck is that? Few!

We got scrims. Can't see this Dune trailer? I saw a nameless gas in up. I see the Dune trailer? What I'd say? Yeah, he said, this has the potential to be top three trilogy

in the time. Top three trilogy? So, my hater for not thinking Dune as good as like... What happened to... I don't know, because I don't really feel like

it's insane either, but like... I feel like it's good. It's definitely good. These are two good movies and this is probably a third good movie. But people say it's like... Oh my God.

But am I comparing it to Order of the Rings? Listen, no, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. But also older generation now. This is like the newer generation's Lord of the Rings. Yeah, we're just like retro Lord of the Rings,

thought that you see the lady at the upper right hand corner next to Sandaya I thought that that was the evolution of Sindaya in the trilogy she her skin dried up in Dune because of the fucking spice fucking mountains Okay

I can see that The weather finally got to her You turn to a spice zombie? Yeah I can see that It's like the new spice girls But spice zombies All right let's see this fucking trailer

Optic reacts to the Dune 3 trailer I know here nothing M. Okay. Relax. What? Another fucking flying parasailing? Yeah, they're about to go ride a worm.

Salomea is godlike, though. Yeah, hell yeah. Marty Supreme was so good. No, it was not. What? It's the Sitchell. The sister? Not the chick from Queens Gambit?

Yeah. His sister. I'm watching the shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, we're all watching this for sure. Ooh, there she is. Actually, Bose, have you seen the movie? Is that for a fugue?

Look at Pose, he looks like he hasn't seen a single one of these. You haven't? Oh, dude. Yo, I can tell you. You're just like, shit does look kind of good. You haven't seen these? Oh, man. Dude, come to my house.

Bowe's not got the... Borrow the theater room. You'll be alone. I won't even... You just by yourself. Looks like Buba, by the way. Just fucking watch them. No dogs will be in there unless you want to do this.

She looks like Bubu-Dubu. She's kind of bad, though. Bubu Bubu is pretty bad. Fuck. That's the girl from Silo. He's back? How did he come back? He's alive?

I hate watching trailers. This is why I don't watch trailers. Wait, what the fuck is the guy from? Oh, that's fire. Oh, that shot goes hard. Yeah, Lassah, Gai. Oh, that shot goes hard. Yeah, that was hard.

It was like, those are pretty good. Marty Supreme went from, went zero for nine. Okay, but they were still at the Oscars. Like, and also, did you see who won? Sinners one. Did you like the movie Sinners? No, I thought that movie was like cheesy.

I thought it was the cheesiest shit ever. And I wanted to shut it off as soon as the fucking musical started. And I don't like cheesy. Like, well, first of all, like, it's a fucking vampire movie. And all of a sudden there's a fucking, what are you saying? What are you?

Like, I literally felt insulted that this movie was wasting my fucking time like that. Why was there a fucking musical in the middle of, like, this whole movie is normal. And then all of a sudden there's fucking vamps outside, fucking raving and shit. Vamps? Vamps. Just fucking just.

what the fuck is going on? I thought it was going to be like Dust Till Dawn Like, have you seen that movie? Samaheek, no I have not It's like a bunch of vampires They go to a bar like in the middle of the desert And they like, I thought it was going to be like that

Can you show me Because that's not cheesy That's like What's it called? From Dust till dawn Duton Can you show me? Is that old?

Yeah I don't think I've ever seen that It's probably like 20 years old Have I seen this? Oh my God 30 years old Is it 30 years old? Have you ever seen Queen of the Damned? That one?

You see that? Queen of the Dam? Yeah. Sure. But I thought it was going to be like this. Well, let's see a video. Let's see a trailer or something. Right there from Dust or right there.

I mean, it was not like this. I don't think I've seen this before. It's a good mindless watch. It's a good. Quinton. It's got Clooney. It's fucking Clooney. Is Quentin and in, uh...

Have I seen this? You probably have. You'll know if you've seen it. Like, I don't think I've seen it, but I'll know. You've seen this? You've seen this? I've seen this. I've not seen this.

You've seen this? Yeah. You love this? Uh, I saw it a really long time ago. The name of the bar was Titty Twister. But it's like a zombie. Vampire show? Or yeah, vampire zombies.

It was made 30 years ago, bro. It was probably pretty nice for 30 years ago. That's what I'm saying. I thought it was really like that, but it wasn't. All right. I don't even know how I knew that Selma Hyac was in that movie, if I hadn't seen before. Spider-Man, Brady, I don't want to see this. I don't want to say, look, I like Spider-Man.

I like Spider-Man. I will watch it. I'm just not a big trailer sky. You know, because you just like, sort of, you can just, like, predict what's going to happen in the movie and it ruins. Well, yeah, I was going to say, I've been starting to try to watch movies without watching the trailer. Marty Supreme. I thought it was a rapper movie. Ping pong.

Ping pong. But that movie was good. It was all right. You know what else I saw? I watched it on a flight was the new 28 years later. Oh, how was that? I watched that. I actually watched that.

I haven't watched it. I've seen a new new one. No, not the Bone Temple. That's like the sequel to the 28 years later, but I love it. I don't know how they came out with that fast. It's sorry. Like the Bone Temple right after this one? Yeah, it seemed hella quick.

It was super quick. But that's how you know I was like fucking bored on that flight. I watched this. Then I pull out the baby garret. Fucking emasculating. Zombies packing. You were watching that was is? Are you like this? No, no. I was on the flight, so...

Yeah, she wasn't there. Did you cover it up? Did you cover it up? Huh? Did you cover it up? You all were just sitting there? They came and asked for my drink. I paused it.

Right in that moment and stared at them? Yeah, I'll take a rum and cope. Actually make it a double. double. They come back, you're still paused on it? Yeah. You're still staring at it.

Just blank face. Drawing it. Talk about a checkout. Ladies and gentlemen, that is going to do it for this episode on the podcast. If you guys enjoyed it, please share it with someone. If you guys did not,

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