OpTic Podcast - Karma Leaks Massive EWC Mistake | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 287

Episode Date: July 29, 2026

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I've never slept that much. Like, I don't know how you slept that long. It was fucking hot. I will say when I'm able to sleep. And he didn't have the fan because he had just walked in. Oh, dude, you're a nut. That's what I'm saying. You're a nut.

Are we live, Ryland? Okay, good, because I want to start episode number 287 of the Optic Podcast. This episode is brought to by the offseason. It's almost here. Cut us almost done. Riley, you know that I read everything. Like Ron Bergen-Lead. Literally word for word.

Word for word. There's no ads, which is just good. Shop. Opticgaming.com. Yeah. I'm glad that you were the T-shirt that you're wearing today with the number 23 because the first thing that I want to talk about. No. Is LeBron James going to Philadelphia 76ers?

Yo, I was about to text Hedge. I was like, there's no way we're getting Braun. I say we. I don't really. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm on the team. You claim the back now. I'm on the team.

You can't just. Yes, he can. If he's from Pennsylvania, he can't. At any point. At any point. At any point. Because he played on. Yes.

Let's go six years, man. Because he parades around saying, I've been in Dallas for five years now. I feel myself connected to the Dallas teams, the Mavericks, the stars. You can't claim six years now. But now we got Braun. Yeah, listen, I think it's a- But now we got Braun. Except if you're from Illinois. If you're from Illinois, you can't all of a sudden be like, I'm a Cubs fan instead of a White Togs fan.

That's not allowed. He said, we're courtly tweeted. He goes, we courtside opening day. I texted him. I said, no, you are not. I'm not outside opening day, dude. Bro, I can't believe, wait. You're not excited about that, are you?

No I mean For how much a year? Like dude Bro like That's what I saw his contract I was like whoa He took the super discount

Four Four million a year He's trying to win Bro He was making like 50 last year I mean he's a billionaire At this point Yeah he doesn't give a fuck about that

That's a that's a thousand millions Yo But Riley as a sports fanatic This guy probably tells us wife Every year I retire in this year baby He just keeps on Nah

She probably loves it though He just keeps on to get into this. I respect it, dude. I love it. No, I think any woman who's married to a man like that understands that there's a higher purpose to him that is not her or his family. Damn.

No, it has... No, 100%. It's fucking Bronn. Do you think... I guess the question is... Even I will say he's LeBron James. I'm going to play another year and you... That's like... If you told this today, hey, I'm coming back next season to play for Optic. She'd be hype. She'd be hype? Hell, yeah. Dude, what? Every...

You think so? Yeah, what? He gets to go to the games she gets to be around be around have fun he's wearing an optic jersey yeah yeah yeah I ain't playing now now I just sit around and fart she wants to see me on the field she'll see you back on the field yeah bro I just sit around and rip ass now I'm fucking he wants to see me on the field but now it's crazy four million a year and we got brawn we we do you think I'm not I'm not gonna so like I'm so happy about this like the whole thing it has made me like happy but their team is godlike what team

Like they have an all-star team. Maxi, Braun, Embed. Embed. Brown. Jalen Brown. Jalen Brown. I don't know their other guy. V.J.

Edgecombe, right? Wait, should we? Wait, should we? I watch him. I'm not a big NBA guy. You're watching Schaeftor? While we are on the topic of Jalen Brown, should we talk about how he is a genius, rocket scientist.

I mean, what, I mean, he's just so smart. What are you talking about? Jalen Brown. Is that a thing? Yeah, he's a rock. rocket scientist and he loves to tell everybody about it. He's like NBA slasher. He can't stop. He's a rocket scientist.

Look it up. Look it up right now. He's literally NBA slasher. He went to fucking like very prestigious university. I mean, that's guy. I'd tell everyone too. Dude, no. Relax.

No, you know. I don't walk around telling people I'm a genius. You're not a rocket scientist. I didn't say rocket scientist. If you were a rocket scientist, if you were a rocket scientist, would you be let him be known? I'd be throwing it in like sly. Okay.

Let me ask you. You see that rocket right there? Is that propulsions? Fourth of July? Is Jaylon Brown the smartest athlete in the world? I don't know. Let's take a picture of him next to a chessboard and see. Jalen Brown was choosing between two colleges, Kentucky and Cal Berkeley.

Now 99 out of 100 guys will pick Kentucky. There's the picture of the chessboard. However, Jalen chose Cal because he graduated at the top of his class and has huge academic aspirations. Man, they're worried about his fucking college. No one gives a fuck, but he does. Yeah, good for him. Jaila Brown loves that shit. You know what he said?

He's like, most people, pause this. We get it. Most people, like, release their shoes like in a blah, blah, blah. I did it at the Smithsonian Museum. And I only invited fucking professors of Berkeley. I invited Neil de Grass. I invited Neil the Grass size. He got a pair of my shoes.

Who, Neil the Grass? Me too. When you're baked to late at night? When you're baked. late night and he comes on. He's great live. He's got the perfect voice for what he does. He's great live too.

If you have a chance to go see him live, go watch him. He's fucking awesome. I love him. He takes his shoes as soon as he walks out on the stage. Yeah, there we go. But anyway, yeah, dude, this guy's so smart. I think that we've gotten out of the way. But LeBron, of all teams he could have went to,

what teams are like respectable to where you're not laughing? Like, oh, he joined a super team. Right now, we're literally laughing. Warriors he couldn't join. He did what he has done his entire career. and I am here for it. Who gives a fuck? Exactly.

The fact that no one gives a... Yeah, but this is like... He can do whatever he wants. But these are like extra lives in Mario. Like, this is just his extra life. This is like, he's... The guy's 41 years old. You know what Michael Jordan's doing with this extra life?

He can do whatever he wants. He's golfing and winning NASCAR races. He took a $46 million D-Qy. He doesn't even feel... He wouldn't have felt... He just wants to play the children. What's crazy is that if he got $120 a year for the next two years,

it would have meant the same to him. as getting $4 million a year for the next two years. It literally doesn't move the needle for him at all. Obviously, mathematically, you do, but for him, it doesn't feel it. We'll never spend it. What do we? Yeah. But is it a good team?

Absolutely. Are they a threat? Absolutely. Brother, they are an all-star team. Yeah. Like, you see that team? That could be like the USA team. Dude.

It's like, why are you, like, listen, again. Let's go six. I love it. I love it. I'm so happy that he did it again. Why would you not, though? because he's in his extra life years. He's not, he's not, he's still, ring chasing.

He's still, LeBron, but he's not like, he's, he can't carry a team like, like he did 20 years ago. This is what actually is the truth here. If you take a test with 10 questions on it and you only get four questions right, did you pass the test? No. It's a failure, right? This guy showed up to the finals.

10 times and only won four In that case Let me continue I'm more a fan I'm the biggest of them all No but but he's But he's won You're not though

Tournaments No not here You got to go Don't don't leave me Hey He's leaving yeah You got a good win right He went three for ten

Wait how many champs you got to Not ten Yeah but you got to add the coaching rings That didn't go to like That's his extra life Three for eight No mine's like way Mine's like three for like

like, 50 percentile, dude, that's great. And the coach rings. Yeah, that's the actual life. Fuck off, bell. Fuck, I bet. Fuck you, buddy. Anyway, if, if, uh... I'll definitely be going to a Sixers game. Dude. In Dallas, Texas.

They come here. Oh, 100. We have to. We have to. But funny, Damon, so, dude, I was stuck on this one quest on Tarky, and Damon was going to come in and help me. dude I saw one friend requests on my account and I'm like who the fuck is that? No his name is do you care if I say your name? Yeah I don't care. Lab Santa Claus. So I'm like who the fuck is this?

Like who knows my Tarkov account and who's adding me? Dude, Lab Santa Claus. I finally beat the quest though. I was so hype. It took me weeks. What band is that that you're wearing? I have no idea. Couldn't tell you.

It's going down, down. man in me now sing it to my tutit did it that's how it goes right? Yeah

so I have it right Yeah damn boys Cod is almost done again Dude it's one more week But here's the thing This

We're having the same Convo but I swear It's like the saxophones The saxophones are getting louder It's happening quicker and quicker We're getting to this point quicker every year Quicker quicker quicker

The year is flying by This year flew for me This one was quick With the baby First baby This year flew Like what have you been doing Post checks

I didn't go to the first event So that like didn't even feel real. So like first event, if I, like, I'm not saying if I don't go to the event doesn't feel real, just because it was our event

and I didn't go is like, it was just weird. This year flew. And I, and I haven't been playing. Like, this year has just been a blur. Well,

because we had like, we've had, like, the last three events, champs, major four, EWC, they've all happened in like a one month span. Yeah.

Like they've kind of, they pushed like, this span has felt long. the biggest tournaments and major four into like a one and a half month period. The rest, there's like, they're so separate. The last, from major four on has felt long, but everything else felt fast. I don't know how to explain that. Like one through three felt hella fast and then four through now has felt long.

Yeah, I don't know. I think the online matches just like a time warp. Oh. Like the online matches feel like COVID. What would buy? It's like you literally go through your week and then matches again. And then it's like you kind of black out again and matches again. I'm telling you.

It's like the COVID years for me. The COVID years meshed. I feel like I aged five years and one year in COVID. That's the way it felt like. It was like the weirdest time loop ever. Yo, that shows weird, right? Dude, COVID. Everybody was inside, except for me and us.

I'm still inside. I'm inside too. I'm inside probably. Fucking karma's inside. I'm probably inside more now than COVID. No bullshit. I believe it. Which is bad.

I believe it. I got to get outside more. Dude, one of the best things is coming into the office. I mean, obviously I have the garage mahal, which is like my main office where I take all my calls every single day and all that bullshit. But I do come in here. Smoke your weed and shit. Well, listen, that just happens to be available. If there's coffee here, would you drink it?

I'm literally drinking coffee. That's what I'm saying. So yes. So yes. I'm going to smoke coffee while I'm there. But it is good to get out. Like you should definitely get out fucking karma should definitely get out

Yo, what the fuck? You're gonna take that? Yeah, look at them, brother. Look at them, brother. Look at us. I have been in a dirty tarcobb. I went to Universal last week and I wanted to die.

Did you? How is it? Is it for kids? Okay. So it's like, I feel like I'm like as an adult you're like, that's whack, that's whack, that's whack, that's why.

They didn't even try, right? I've heard that people's two roller coasters and it legit at like last like 15 seconds. You can tell me, though, is it fun to, like, see them loving it? Like, I feel like I would live through them. They got, like, like, Spongob Splashpad and, you know, Layla, she don't care about the rest of the park. She just wants to run around the water. That's what it's for.

Yeah. Yeah. A place like that is simply to live through your- It's tiny. It's not like you go to, like, six flags, and it's like an hour to get around the park. See, but that's nice. You can walk around in, like, 10 minutes. Right now, it's so hot out.

Like, if you had to walk like that, it would be misery. They got little, like, quiet room air. areas and like family rooms. You walk in there, it's so fucking cold. Is it? Oh, it's so nice. I thought you were gonna be like, you walk in and it's not, but dad's drinking beers. No, but it is weird.

There's like quiet rooms. Fucking weird. Like you go in and it's like, it's like, can't make noise. It's like a door with like a stool in it. What? But it's cold. They have like little pods? Literally like, yeah, pod rooms.

They just says quiet room one, quiet room two. Is it like more like a laboratory? So it's like a cool down period. It's like a fucking little square. That's like, Someone was in one of them, but they were like, I'm like, screaming children. I need to just. I don't know.

Like a kid was having a break down? No, so I'm like adult. Like a adult man? They're like laughing. I'm like, oh, Bella was laughing at them? I'm like, chill out. Oh, there was an adult in there? He's like.

In one of the quiet rooms. Freaking out. And there's like a window. I'm like, Bella, stop looking in the goddamn window. What are you doing? I can't fucking take it. Just sit in the quiet room. Get your fucking kid away.

There's some little girl laughing at me. Start doing the whole thing. I don't know. I don't have any interest in. and go into it. Luckily, Liv is about to be 17, so she has no interest in doing that. Brian, I like it.

No. Dude, I've been to amusement park in a long time. Dude, my girl keeps trying to get me to go to six flags. Fatty and Jay try get me to go, and I'm like, I don't trust those damn rides. It's just too high right now. The only place I trust is Disney, because they have a lot to lose.

Yeah, but Disney is... Six flags Dallas, you can go flying off one of them, and they'll sweep it under the rug. Mm-mm. I mean, insurance still has to pay that. Not if it's you. It happens at Disney. It's worldwide news.

Oh, it happens at six flags. It's also worldwide news. Yeah, what are you talking about? If someone gets decapitated on a roller coaster, you'll hear about it. I trust the maintenance in Disney more than anywhere else. They're on top of that shit. I don't even think about that shit. Yeah, I don't think about that shit either.

It's like when you get on a plane, you think about the people checking the planes out. It's out there ripping a bone. Do we have tickets for the Odyssey or what? Has anyone been looking? Oh, yeah. I checked yesterday. Everything. No, no, no, on eBay.

Oh. You can't buy fucking standard ticket. We got to buy post. eBay. Post market. Where is there even an IMAX thing here?

Dallas. It's the only place in the United States. It has a right? Is it like? No, it's one of 40 in the world. I think it's a place. Remember when we went for that war zone video? I think it's at that one.

No, it's not. That was, that's Sinopolis. It's not that one? It's cinema. Dallas. That theater is very nice. Very nice. No, but it's not like this IMAX shit.

But yeah, I'm down to go. Whenever. I want to go see this show, man. We're not, we're not. Literally whenever. Yeah. We should go at like, we should go to like a 10 p.m. showing though. We would literally, we have to buy.

So those are the time. Go to eBay. Go to $3.15. Fuck it. Let's go today. I would definitely go. I would, I would go anytime except for like, I'm going to fall asleep if it's past time. The 2.30 a.m. showing is tough. Everything else I'm down to do. eBay.

Let me see. Odyssey 70. Oh, the film. strip? Dude, the thing is, like, bro, I watched the new Star Wars, the new Mandalorian movie the other night. I had no idea that was coming out, like, at all. And it just showed up. I almost, like, rented it the other night.

One ticket, $300. I enjoyed it. I googled and everyone said they hated it. It was very, it's like another episode. It's a very turn your brain off and just be entertained movie. Like, the writing. That's the only picture? Yeah.

Doesn't say where he's sitting? I figure. The writing was so cheesy. Like, the writing was awful. It was like, the, like, the, the writing was awful. The acting's not good. I mean, he's in a mask the whole time. It's like, but if you turn your brain off and just watch it, I enjoyed it.

But it's Star Wars. Those are all selected. Mandalorian? That shit's full. It's tough right now. eBay is the only answer. It's to the point where I'm probably, wait, do you check out of it every day for you and Kate?

She's not going to like that movie. No, we have to all go together. I'm a scumbag. I check for one seat. No, no, no. I'm looking for, I'm looking to get there. We have to all go together. Yeah.

Did you look for four tickets? That is legit impossible. You, that is legit impossible. On eBay? Unless we go to the non-70MM version. If I'm doing that, I'm just going to wait until it comes on our home theater. Money talks.

We could definitely get tickets if we want it. We could hit up a theater probably if we want it. Riley, why are you shaking your head back there? That's on you. You hit up Cinemark Dallas and you work on that. I can't lie. I love this guy. Nolan's the best.

It better. It's fucking suck. It infuriates me that he recorded this movie in a way that only 40 theaters can show it worldwide. He's an artist, man. I don't give a fuck. I want to enjoy the art. And what he did makes it so I can't enjoy it. Yeah, fuck you, Nolan.

No, no, no, no. How do you spell Odyssey? No, do you... Never mind. Well, you know, I haven't seen Dunkirk. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I have. I've seen...

I didn't realize that was a Nolan film. Yeah. And apparently it's really good. Single shot. It's really good, right? Oh. No, you're thinking of... Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah. I mean, dude, it's like, is he the goat? Yeah.

Yes. Director? Bro, he literally doesn't come out with bad movies. I think the goat directors... I haven't seen this one yet. When you're thinking about... Okay, right here. Four tickets.

The Odyssey IMAX 70mm, Dallas, Thursday, 730 at 10.45 p.m. Bang. How much? 800 bucks. Oh, wait, that might be... That's tough for me. Because I... No, I'm not doing it.

I got EWC... Well, you're not doing it this week and it starts. 1045? I'm sleeping, dude. Riley, what time is the... I wish I could. We have to sacrifice for this. Warzone?

We're going to... have to sacrifice. Right here, right here. Because I'm doing more than this week. The Odyssey, IMAX 70 million ticket, August 15th, 745 AM, seat H1, Dallas, Texas. That's one seat. 745 a. I'll be in San Diego. Okay, I'm going to go. I'm going to find it out. Dude, no, you're not. No, you're not. No, I'm with people. With y'all.

The 1045 filling, I would go. And I would pay 200 bucks to go. So, I mean, I would pay 200 bucks to go, period. Yeah, easily. What? We have to sacrifice, boys. 1045 p.m. You can make that work. I mean, I could make it work, but I have to be up really early for EWC. Oh, okay. There am I. I forgot about that point. Yeah.

That's fair. It starts at 8 a.m. every day. Anyways, yeah, this guy's an asshole for making it like this. No, he's not. He's great. But is Nolan the goat? Yes. Bro.

Let's think about who's in the conversation. Spielberg? Spielberg. Disclosure Day. Still haven't seen it. Pretty good. Tarantino. I would say no one hands down.

That's the worst part about having a kid. We can't watch anything. Like, we literally can't watch shows. Where's the grandma? Well, until at night, right? Yeah, at night, whenever. Where's the grandma? Throw him to the grandma.

Dude, look at this. Look at this lineup. First, you have, I mean, yeah, but she's not there all the time. Who's this? No one. Okay. Have you seen Memento? Of course.

Have you seen Memento? Yeah, when it came out. Really? I don't think so. In 1990, right? Watch 2,000. Watch Memento. I have to.

It's cool. Again, he's just, he's just in love with time travel and what time is. I've seen in some, I've seen all that. Let's see. I have not seen obviously the Odyssey seen up all four at the top I've seen every single one on the second row Tenet suck by the way

Tenet was a miss That's one of his very few misses Tenet you didn't understand You're faded dude You're faded, dude Tenet was a miss I will say I saw that with Vega

with Jack in L.A stoned out of my brain and I don't remember anything from it Tenet I like Tenet I remember I like the guy from Tenet

The black dude. No, score out that. Scroll out. He's an invasion as well. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm trying to see which ones I have not seen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Zach Snyder's. This isn't him. Go down a little. Okay, the prestige, I've seen that. No, no. That's not it.

You're right, Riley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go up right. It's right here. It starts even above this. Like right here is his, these are his films. Yeah. And I will say the prestige, one of the, one of my favorite

films of all time. The Batman trilogy. I have not seen insomnia. Is that good? What? Yes. They're in Alaska and they can't sleep. Is that Robin Williams? Yes. Robin Williams. Oh, shit. RIP. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's, yeah. Fucking Pacino's in there?

Oh, yeah. One of them was a murderer. Like, it's a who-done-it? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You should watch it. I don't know. Wait, I'm definitely watching that. I don't know. It's good. I need to watch Dunkirk and and that one. You need to watch Dunkirk's good. If you want to borrow the home theater, let me know. I do have all of my collectibles in there

and I will move them all out by the time you get there. Yeah, this guy. I love this guy. Wait. Oh, yeah, he's in ballers too? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I love this guy. Is he Denzel Washington's son?

I guess so. Oh, what? Yeah. No wonder he's godlocked. Yeah, because dad's fucking the great. He's getting taught by one of the goats. Yeah, one, literally one of the goats. Him.

I didn't know that. Yeah, boy. But, bro, bro. Who else in there? All of them. We got to figure out a way to see it the way that he intended us to see it period.

So you're seeing it already. And you're not 70 millimeter. Ryland says it's unbelievable. I mean, it's no one. I just knew it was going to be good. Dude, I would have said it's fucking Matt Damon from the Federation of Actors Guild. Bro, we still haven't seen obsession.

I've been begging is to watch Obsession. But every night, she, bath time and then bedtime she comes out at like 945 and then I'm like can we watch it she's like not tonight and I'm like fuck every single night and I want

to see it listen listen man that's where you to say listen and we can't have the TV on because he's just like this that's where you say well you have 90 rooms you have a lot of rooms and you have one room that has a big screen in it we can't we don't we're not on obsession was good I mean I could go watch it alone but you're scared

no but she wants to watch it too She can watch it alone too. That ain't how shit works. Listen, obsession was good. I've been married for 23 long ones, okay? I know how it works. That ain't how shit works. We don't shop together.

We don't watch movies together or shows together. Shopping together is unacceptable. I refuse. Yeah. You don't want to come into a Ritzie with me? I don't want to see how much you're spending. I don't even give a fuck about that either. They just take too long.

I'm quick. I look at a shirt for 0.2 seconds I know if I want it. Black pants. Do I want to try it on? Fuck no. If you don't like it on the hangar, you're not going to like it at home. I've never heard that one. What?

If you don't like it on the hangar, you won't like it out. Yeah. Bottom line is, it's so much easier to just not annoy yourself. You know, obsession was good. I do think... Yeah, like three seconds of choose. I do think people's... I'm not sure if the definition of horror has changed.

Nah, I don't want to hear about it. I agree with you. I know where you're going. I'm not going to say anything. But what I'm saying is... not known was great. I think it's classified as a thriller, though, no?

But that shit wasn't horror. That was just fucking weird. It was a thriller. It was like, and that's the same thing with long legs and weapons, which were both marketed as horrors. And I'm like,

there's an epidemic of movies that are thrillers kind of creepy being marketed as horrors. A horror is like the conjuring, insidious, the haunting of Hill House, sinister. Yes.

Not human. Yeah, Is his sister was, I'm sorry, go ahead. No, you go. I was just saying, Is his sister was, She said this was like the scariest movie ever And I'm like, what?

No, no, no, no, no. Just watching the trailer, I'm like, there's no fucking way. Have you seen insidious? Have you seen, um, why can't I think of it? Mr. Bougi, Baguul. Okay. I'm gonna say, what, one. What's the fucking movie?

Mr. Magoo? Mr. Bagole. Fucking, uh, oh, yeah, um, he appears in videos, right? Yeah, why can't I think of it? In session? Inception? Wait, what are you talking about? In session, caught that. The scary, sinister.

Sinister. That's a scary movie. I don't watch that. I don't watch those. It's tough on the rewatch. Sinister's one of my favorite horrors of all time. I don't watch those. But I will still die on the hill.

The best piece of horror content I've watched is the haunting of Hillhouse. Have you guys ever seen the Exorcist, the first one? Yeah. Does not hold the test of time. That's not a Lord of the Ring. Are you telling me that I can go watch it as important? I'm going to suck your fucking dick. That's what she says.

come here pre-boy I want to suck your d. Don't make eye contact. Jesus, bro. Are you telling me? Don't look at me. I close my eyes as he was about to finish it. But pause that. So,

uh, you tell me that's a 46 year old, I can go watch it and not be as afraid as I was as a four-year-old watching it? Not even close. You probably fucking laugh at it, especially that one. But, dude,

it has scared me, haunted me all my life. I hear the song and I'll become a baby. I just need to say, if you're watching this and you haven't seen the haunting of Hill House, I beg you, it's one of my first. favorite shows of all time.

I've never seen it. Let alone horror, bro, please. It is a fan. It is the perfect show through and through. It is, really? Mike Flanagan's number one project. I think I only finished it like early this year. He's like, he's like a horror director.

So he did a Blymatter. He did Midnight Mass. He did the fall of the House of Usher. This show is incredible. I'm actually surprised that these are not nines. You know what's crazy? he's like, uh, fuck, man, I was born in the wrong era because like back in the day I used to be like a top fucking renter at Blockbuster.

So I watch everything and know everything. Now it's an older man. Like I just, I just, I'm like, there is so much to watch that I just, I'm like, there is so much to watch. And we can't watch it. We'll do because there are, I mean, there. You're so dumb. It's calm.

I'm I dumb. Just watch it. I can't. What happens? Let's say you watch a ass haul and watch. There's like a, it's like a creed in our house. Okay. You don't watch something.

Well, I always ask her. I'm like, if she doesn't want to watch it, I'll watch it. But if she wants to watch it, then I'll wait. But time's ticking. Time is ticking. Because I can only wait so fucking long. I don't. Every night.

The only one I'm waiting right now is I started watching backrooms and lives like, I want to watch that one. I want to watch that too. Yeah, I want to watch it. I was all right, I'm going to wait. I'm like, when are you going to watch it? She's like, uh, and I'm like, okay. You just have to make the decision for her.

You have to be like, we're watching it now. What are you doing? We're watching. The same with it. That's not how it works in your house. That's not how I works in my house. No? No.

Hell no. That's why I watch shit on my own all the time. Except for this one, I mentioned that out loud. I'm like, yeah, I'm watching this. She said, oh, I want to watch it. I also want to watch. If you're going to watch them, watch Exit 8 also. That's the Japanese.

Oh, the horror movie? Yeah. See, that one I can watch alone. I know she don't give a fuck about that. Yeah. It's so good. Exit 8. Is it scary though?

Because I can't watch something too scary. No, it's not too scary. I watch it and I don't watch scary movies at all. Like, dude, I turned on a movie last night when, when Is and Jack went to bed and my living room was just completely pitch black. And I was like, I'm kind of scared. And it wasn't even a scary movie. Oh, okay. Were you hugging Buzz and shit?

You're like, Buzz can't be on the couch. But. Buzz can't be on the couch. Shit, my dogs can borrow my car keys if they fucking knew how to ask for me. Dude, my allergies, there's, if he got on the couch. My couch, it's like my bed, my couch, and my gaming room are buzz-free zones. They're just sanctuaries. Like, I can't have buzz on the couch.

Or I will be non-stop. I have a hallway that leads into the theater room and my back office and no one's allowed over there. Unless no dogs are allowed over there, except my boys. I got my three areas. Yeah. Bed, couch, gaming room, everywhere else, free game. Can't be on those. You know, and now I'm on you because you just reminded me of your house.

I nominate your home soon to do a pool day with tacos made by you. Are you interested? Yes. Yes. When? Because it is 100 degrees every day. You know what? I'm going to say yes because I know you guys are never going to do it.

So yes. Oh yeah. We had our pool day. Me and Zen, we had a nice pool day. Then we went and got Kinzo. Bro. Fire.

It reminded me how good it is. It reminded me that it's the number one sushi restaurant in DFW. It's the number one sushi restaurant. I've been to Tatsu. I've been to all of them. Kinzo is my favorite. It's the best sushi I ever had. Kinsa is black far.

I don't think it's like close here. I hate that it's 10 minutes away. It's the best sushi. And I hate that it's available on DoorDash, they told us. I actually agree. Wow. What's that, what's that red one?

The super red one? Ocean Trout. Oh, the trout, the ocean trout was. And it was only $9. It was the cheapest one there. It was the best one there. Granted, it's one piece, but all the other prices are like $20. All right, Hector.

August 4th, after content, your house. I'm not here. All right. Next week, Tuesday, I'm flying to Chicago to film the idiot spray cans that we're releasing. And then from there, I go to Camp Fest, 2026. Are you missing EWC? I'll be watching on my iPad. Bear not going to be with us.

We're doing EWC. Breakfast burritos? Breakfast burritos? I can still have them delivered. No, it's okay. No, no, I think I still should. No, place downtown. You want them delivered.

I'm about to ask a stupid question. You want them delivered. Ask a stupid question. Yeah. All right, whoa, what's a stupid question? No, no. It was a stupid question. I ask it.

Can I ask you a question and we can cut this if you want? Two row. I was about to cut my own hair. Why? Bro, I need a cut bad too. Bad. You don't want to cut your beard either? Like a little mustache right here?

I don't care. I think it looks good, to be honest. I think it looks awful. It feels awful. That's what I'm saying. Why don't you just shave your head balls? I was going to last. We had to get up early.

so I was like... Dude, I... Like, my hair is long right now and I fucking... I hate it. See, that's how I am. When my shit gets like grody, I just feel grody.

Yeah. It's not that I look... I mean, I can like tame it, but... No. He said, I think it looks good. He goes, no, it looks awful. It feels awful. All right, karma.

Are you going to Paris next week? Yeah. Hell yeah. Have fun, man. Arvoa. Apparently, apparently Puckett is saying that it's going to be good weather, right? I'm walking around.

It's going to be way better. I got a hoodie. I'll tell you where all the best food is, which way the pigeons walk. It will be way nicer now. It's like I always walk to the left. Why is he wearing out there? Yeah, why is he wearing that hoodie? Yeah, what's up with his hoodie? Look at the hat though. He got to be there

for like war zone or something. Oh, okay, the hat's cool. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, the hat's cool. Everything else, yeah, aside. But it is cool right now. I'm wearing a hoodie. I kind of want to go now. I want to experience this cold. No, you don't know. Oh, chocolate. This guy's out of his fucking mind.

May I also say that he should do this every fucking day? What's he waiting on? Didn't drop anything to that. If you are a person who travels for business and you're not recording food and travel shows, you're missing out an opportunity. And don't give me that. I mean, enjoying the moment. Enjoying the moment has nothing to do with capturing the moment either.

Oh, my God. What's up, Riley? Dude, you look like you'd serve me coffee in Seattle on that phone. I must have just been waking up, bro. I don't know. It looks like it's midday. Well, actually. Nah, bro.

Look at my hair. You can tell I literally. Were you dating is at this point? Yeah, for sure. Damn, she, she loves you. This was during COVID. I can already tell 100%.

You look like the Riddler. It was not a very flattering. We didn't really talk any vague. I don't even know if we have any Vegas stories to really talk about. I robbed the aria, thankfully. Well, there was a podcast last week, wasn't there? Yeah, but we didn't talk about it. We talked about the event in Call of Duty.

We didn't really talk about, like, Vegas. We were just talking about food. Let's start with food. No, I mean, the food was great. We did. Let's talk about EWC a little bit before we- No, no, we're going to talk about EWC. Okay, are you up? Did you gamble?

We just talked about LeBron for like 30 minutes. Dude, that's what I'm saying. I don't give a fuck about basketball. Did you, did you gamble in Vegas? Yeah, the last night. How'd you do? Awful. Awful.

Awful. It's always awful. I robbed that damn place. That's the first time I left Vegas, like, I got them. It's always awful. It's never, never goes well for me, ever. Vegas is funny because like on Friday night, you'll randomly hear the most random name. You heard so-and-so's up 20 grand?

Yes, yes, yes. A challenger player or like a, or a pro on a ninth place team. I don't know. He's just, when the table's hot, you get big. Yeah, I'm waiting for that. But on Vegas, Vegas, once again, I love that place for three days. We go for too long. We should never host champs here again.

And you know it's crazy, I was a fucking big fighter. I had, I sent formal emails requesting that we do champs in Vegas every year. Not, not anymore. Listen, it's time to bring champs to London. I will die on that hill. I love champs in Vegas. Champs in Vegas is not cool for anyone. Dude, seven days in Vegas is not cool for anyone.

It just feels right, though. It's champs, it's Vegas. Oh, I'm down. That's a once a year. Once a year. That's what I'm saying, though. It's a great week. I think we can skip a year.

It's a dangerous place because it's basically drinking, gambling, shows. Look at the boys, man. And Call of Duty. Where's the handsome one to the right? I guess he wasn't there that day. Yeah, it's fucked up. Oh, there he is. Damn.

Where's Mark? I'm wearing the same shirt. I think that, is that you or Ken? That's me. Oh, no, yeah, that's you. I remember that shirt. Yeah, my arms are way bigger than Ken's. Yeah, right.

Never. Yeah, we ate good. That we can tell you. We fucking ate really good. I wasn't too sold on Mother Wolf. Dude, you're crazy. You're actually crazy. I might be because I literally did not enjoy it at all.

I thought that was better. I think that's better than Charles. I haven't been to the Charles in like two months. Like Italian fusion. I've been there three times now. I'd recommend it to anybody. Brother. I think it's better than Charles.

Italian. Some of Italians. That's hard to. Oh, by the way, whoever gave me the bear's memorabilia, thank you so much. I freaking love it. I already have the helmet at the garage mall. I'm going to put up the banner. Thank you so much.

I told you I'd get it to. I did not forget it at Mother Wolf and had to go back the next day to go. Well, Medina had to go the next day to get that night and it happened. I took good care of it. Well, this guy walks up with a bag. I mean, people bring gifts and stuff sometimes. I'm like, okay. I'm like, what's in it?

He's like, my dad used to do the footballs for the bears or something. He used to be like the equipment manager or something like that. And yeah, he had a signed Walter Payton football. That is so insane. It's a mini football, but it counts. He said that he, I don't remember if he said that he has the ball of the double doink when they played the Eagles. But, yeah, he was like their equipment manager has a bunch of balls. balls. That's sick.

I got a bunch of stuff. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I cannot thank you enough. Truly. That's super dope. Small world. Pensive. Woo. 6-0-0-90. Oh, oh, look at those big old lips. The hell? Money. Money. Money mug. There he is. Damn. No, we had a good time. We had a good time. You remind me of, of tail your eyed bush. I'm looking rough. You're unshavened. I'm looking rough. I got to, I got to groom myself. Look at Zinny, dude. Look at them fucking stoicism. Incarnate.

The amount of compliments that I got for that MLG shirt was insane. People putting double mean into it. You rock old school MLG. You know that guy. Dude, I'm going to start. I'm going to bring out my fucking quarter sips, my full zip-ups. The quarters of it. Yeah.

I went out to content and people were like, whoa. Yeah. Like, you still have that? I'm like, fuck yeah. I have all that shit. Oh, my God. I literally have a closet full of my jerseys and like super vintage like gaming. I wish I didn't grow up fat, dude.

Dope shit. Why? All of that would have fit you find. you find it would have been what triple double excess no i was excel okay all right you're warm fat then i looked it was because i was my highest uh size was a large let's talk about a wc yeah ewc let's talk about ewc sure a uc last turn in the fucking year are the players prepared let's start with you uh how's practice been starts today okay really it's just now starting it was supposed to be yesterday wait most teams are just starting today or yesterday really everybody

took a week off i feel like that's kind of crazy. The only team who like wanted to play like last week was like soon after champs. Dude, fucking think about this. Okay. I feel like that's kind of crazy. What did you say? A week off? No, like only one team wanted to play last week. I mean, they only have at this point like a week. I mean, it was only like 12 days or 11. Because there was no, nobody wanted to play. The problem, the problem is the scheduling right now. Think about this, right? We have the final major. Wait, when does this come out? Tomorrow. Yeah, they still won't even like this one. This one.

They won't even tell us if frequency is in or not. They're adding maps? Well, and I'm just going to say it because I don't really care. It's Colossus is out if frequency is in. And people have been messaging the Discord and they're like, we don't know. They're adding maps. Whoever's running EWC. And then over clocks.

I mean, yeah, we're down for it. But as a player, we're adding a map a week before. Well, that's what I'm saying. Dude. But there was a vote for it. You can fall off is where he had the one against Saturday. Yes. Okay. That is the worst fucking maps is a history of fucking maps for overload. It is indefensible. You cannot, you cannot score. He's definitely played rank play, because I've heard

Bella be like, what? Frequency's in rank player? Are you serious? Bro, I'm watching people play ranked and I see freak. I'm like, what the fuck? It's ass. Like, so we did like a vote on it and I mean, we have the vote is done for whoever wants it or doesn't want it, but EWC won't tell us if it's in or not. And they won't tell us if over clocks are on or off. Well, who won the vote? Colossus as a map is not. There's more votes, I think, for it in, but like barely.

Frequency? I'm surprised at actually won. Like, we said we want it in, but... All the Shitter teams said, let's roll the dice. I'm not surprised at one. Honestly, it was more 50-50 than you think. Really? Like, we said yes, but we're like, we haven't played it yet, so we don't know.

Yeah. I'm not surprised at one. I'm just surprised at one at this point in the year. I mean, there's a week left. We got asked last week But even then like EWC Like still like doesn't say anything And the new patch has over clocks off

So we don't know if we're playing with over clocks or not still That changes okay yeah they're tweaking Which is I mean honestly it's a good thing to have them off But it'd be like nice to know like are they off You get a trophy like once a year with no overclocks Yeah but at least the at least you're not getting hard stunned Or fucking nuked or

I mean it I don't know what is better, to be honest. Yeah. It just takes forever to go to trophy. Like, even though, like, yeah, we're starting like a day later or whatever, but like nobody knows what we're playing with. Yeah, that's absurd. Also, like, dude, there's not many days.

We have what? Six days. A week. You guys leave. We leave Sunday. So there's not many days to figure out, yo, are we playing a new map or not? So you have five days. Yeah.

I like it personally. Who can it that better? Honestly, I don't really care. We're just going to show up. Because it's a big tournament. It's not like this is. I mean, for money, it's... This is insane.

They're holding a last chance qualifier for the final spot at EWC. And they're not streaming it. Here? No. No. In Paris. Friday, it starts Friday.

You fly there for one spot. 32 teams, all the Challenger teams, Bush, renegade and wake join Bush. They're playing with Prolute and Fire. Yeah, yeah. So Bush is sending their team and it's not going to be streamed anywhere. They're not giving lobby codes out.

So, like, for example, I was on stream yesterday with Tommy. I said, give us the lobby code. we'll join and stream it at home. They're not on land. We can just join and watch. They said, we're not doing that. Why? And there's no plans to stream it.

Because if they're not, they're not going to fucking just let. Somebody, what, stream? You know what is crazy, though? I feel like every other LCQ I've seen so far for EWC has been streamed. I don't understand it. Apex, I think, like, well, how do you? Everything's been streamed, but not this one. Especially since it's such, I mean, it's high stakes.

It's 32 teams, one team goes through. And it could be, like, big for these other people. Well, if, if you want to spend money, to send a team there like Bush, for example. You want your damn team on stream. Yeah, 100%. The only way right now, if nothing changes, is they're going to get a text after the matches

saying, hey, you guys just won. And they're going to communicate that. Imagine not being able to watch your team compete. Yeah, it's fucked up. It's some of the highest stakes you'll ever find. There's one team making it in, and there's zero. I don't care if there's a broadcast team. You don't need casters, but you have to be able to watch the match.

Yeah, watch it. No periscope? If a bear shits in the wood, You can't even go in film. Not allowed to IRL streaming either. The issue is there's such a disconnect when it comes to like, there's somebody different. So there's the CDL that's, I think, somewhat involved. You have EWC.

You have EFG. It's like who is the point of contact to fix this? I think MOOC has been trying to talk to... Dude, it's tough. If it's anything like last year, bro, other than like one group of people we had on stage during matches, it was fucking miserable. Like, nobody knew what was going on. Yeah, it's...

I mean, the time change, too. like there's just you can only talk to. Like the people that were there like they're not involved in Cod. So like on the Cod side of it like dude it was like talking to a fucking wall. It's not our fault though. It's more of like a general ref not like a Cod specific. But then like randomly like you'd get one guy who's like oh yeah I know what's going on here.

I'm like holy fuck like you're literally like and you're like God sent. Yeah. Name and phone number? No. I'm serious. Well no. It was like literally the last day. Well yeah. Perfect. Now we know for the next time that we I think it's out of bounds. I think it's you should just end it then.

Just end it then or sell or sell. How about this? Open letter. If you are not going to take care of challengers the way that you are, sell us challengers the same way they use. But obviously we would be. This is EWZ. Yeah. Again, EWC shouldn't about the rights for challengers if they're not going to take care of the challengers.

That's what I'm saying. They'll be taking care of there. I'm sure. Well, there's a hundred thousand out tournament But we're not being taken care And the, and the No, no, no, you can't grow that audience If there's no one's watching

There is no Eastport unless you're able to watch the Eastport You're right, you're right They're not, yeah, you're right. You have to be able to watch it. Like the Huntsman, if Huntsman were going And this was a thing, I would be fucking tweaking That's why I, if I'm Bush, I'm freaking out Why am I spending $10,000 to send a team to Paris

For a one shot chance to make the tournament And we can't even watch our team play Yeah. It's unacceptable. Yeah, it is unacceptable. If this was the case, first of all, it should have been figured out before where the tournament starts now on Friday. So we're, at this point, they have to hopefully try to make something happen by then. It should have been figured out.

When do the challengers play? Beforehand, Friday. Oh, so it's like. This Friday. July 31st, the qualifiers. This Friday. They basically have a tournament this weekend. Teams are leaving today.

Oh, they probably don't want to take viewership from Warzone because Warzone's this weekend. I don't care the reason, man. I unfortunately, although I can understand where they're coming from with that, there's no, no, don't say that. We can't say we understand. We don't understand. No, I know, no, but see, I get it. You're trying to be, I get what you're saying.

You're just, but we have to call them out on this. Like, we have to call them out on it. Like, yeah, like, I understand, too, that it's better for war zone if, if competitive call of duty isn't there. That, we didn't create the schedule. What happened to last week? What wasn't the last year's qualifier done online last week? Well, no.

Okay, I'll tell you. The online qualifier. We didn't have flights to like fucking three days ago or something like that. The online qualifier is tough because you have teams from Europe who need to play. So you have to do it on land or what they should have done. If they couldn't stream a whole 32 team tournament, they should have done a mini qualifier online for each region and then do like a four team tournament in Paris. That way it's a lot more logistical to stream. stream a four-team tournament.

Sending 32 is insane. Sending 32 is fucking ludicrous. They could have added, they could have just sent the whatever bracket was going to be and used the money that they didn't spend on lodging, on travel, on all that shit, to add on to the fucking pool. If you're not going to stream it, you should have just made it, the champs was the qualifier because three teams auto-qualified through champs. You should have just added one more.

Four teams qualified through champs. It's done right there. Wait, did they do this last year? No. No, right? It was like champs was like the final thing. Correct. so so ridiculous groups

Groups Groups a gondlet Groups A and B so it's eight team groups It's just win two before you lose two Okay Yeah so like we play Fucking war and then thieves plays

Breach and then winner of us First Over wins that So it's the jewel Goes through the other team probably plays Friday or Thursday And the qualification All right so we play at 7 p.m. Wait

PST Wait so we start We start at a.m. here? Every day? Yeah, we're going to miss them. We're going to miss them. Eight a. Listen, they will be delivered every morning.

What are we going to get for breakfast? Our time, yeah. They will be delivered? One of, at least, at the very least one of the day. I got a spot in Dallas. I'll bring one of the days. We play at eight o'clock at night. Breakfast burritos.

Wasn't that how it was last year? Didn't y'all play hell of late? 9.15. Okay. We're getting gritty. Yeah. That's how it was last year, no? We're playing at like 1 a.m. last year?

Like 12 local? This actually works out in everyone's favor, if I'm being honest, because then you can just go to sleep. Not the players. Well, dude, that is awful. Not the players. That's awful. Wait, you're waking up at the same time that you would be here.

You don't even have to change your sleeping schedule. Nah, but that's not how it works. Yeah, maybe for not the first day. What's the second day? Thursday right there. 2 p.m., 7 p.m. 5.30. But it ain't going to be like that the whole time. That is correct.

Dude, that's fuck. Wait, it starts on Wednesday? Is it? That's bad. Oh, it's so bad. Thieves don't play till now. Oh, really? Can you look up war zone for me?

Does war zone start on Wednesday? Because that's tomorrow. Yeah, but it's 11 a.m. here. Oh, wow. I need to know that. I'll see tomorrow. You can literally keep your same schedule from here. Okay, this starts on Thursday.

Right? Yeah, Thursday. Wait, when do you guys think the best time is to land in another country? You want to leave at night and land in the morning. So you can sleep. You guys like that. I don't because I can't sleep on planes. I don't like that.

It fucks me every time. What would you rather do? I'd land at, I'd rather land at night and get off the plane and go to sleep. You'd rather stay up the whole flight? Boy, it don't matter if I sleep or not. Every time we fly over, even if I sleep on the flight, get off the plane. It's like, oh, let's fucking stay awake for 10 hours. You can't check until 4.

You can't check in. Fuck that. That's never going to happen again. That's never going to happen again. I'm ready to die. Get me to the fucking bed. That's never happening again. I can sleep on flight.

If I had to play and I had a 9 o'clock match like these, bro, I'm fucked. I'm also fucked. At this point in life. If I was 21, I would have been fine. But at this point, I'd be fucked. I'm cooked every event we go to, bro. I just fucking sleep until we have to. If I wake up at 5 in the morning, dude, I'm laying in bed trying to sleep.

I think it's the only way. I think you sleep on the way there But when you get there You're still gonna be tired You're probably gonna be I got hit by a train in Paris Like 7 p.m. And I went back and fell asleep at like 8 p.m. Which was like the perfect thing

I woke up at 5 or 6 a.m. or something See I went for a walk And I was just pushing on through I went to sleep Yep When we got into the room I laid down And I slept for like 16 hours or something More 48 hours

There was a moment of sleep the whole time though But I think Paris I was waking up like 5 a.m. I don't, fuck. I don't even remember much. There was a moment in Paris where I thought to myself, my friend might be dead in that room.

No. We didn't hear from two days. I woke up. I woke up. I didn't hear from two whole days in Paris. He didn't say a word. Guys, if you guys ever hear. I woke up after like my 16 hour hibernation at like 10 p.m.

Yeah. I woke up at 10 p.m. Order McDonald's, ate it, went back to bed again for a lot. It was insane, bro. I've never slept that much. Like, I don't know how you slept that long. Fucking hot.

I will say when I'm able to sleep. I didn't have the fan because he had just walked in. Dude, you're a nut. That's what I'm saying. You're a nut. I fucked up. But yeah.

Now, playing that late for a player, tough. Oh, yeah, that's a crazy schedule. And people are always like, what do you mean?

That's your normal, that's when game, no. For an actual match? For normal? For normal? That's like when I've been, I'm going to bed pretty early lately.

Unless I, like, fucking stream something like. Yeah, EWC is so once obviously it's double in pool play but then it's

I believe just best of seven single limb the rest of the tournament right? Mm-hmm You know what? At least it's

best of seven is there three searches in a best of seven yeah there is yeah three searches

two hard points two overloads oh wow awesome yeah what the hell look at that what the fuck that's fire

this is where Kyle's gonna be all right that's awesome dude I'm not gonna lie that looks those two screens

that is sick yeah I'm not gonna lie dude I mean I'm looking forward to this, but bro, I can't fucking wait for this game to be over. I think it's fucking awful. The game? Yeah.

Have you seen me play? No. Okay. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. You drop down to diamond.

No, that's my placement. My placement last time that I played was like gold one. This time was diamond one. Oh, yeah. You said like, oh, sorry got back from Vegas. Like if I let you go down. No, no. I was just because I think some of the Bush guys placed gold.

So I tweet, so I tweeted out. hey, sorry I let anybody down by only placing diamond, which is obviously two levels above everybody else. Wait, I didn't even know this happened. Beans and toast? When did this happen? Literally two weeks ago. Two weeks ago?

Well, one right after champs. Damn. Yeah, fucking six days ago. He gets another shot. I think, you know, honestly, it was kind of due. It was kind of due. I don't mind this move.

I think if they were going to do anything. He's a good sniper. He's fast. I mean, at this point, hold on one second. Like, some people are arguing with me like, oh, it's a lateral move. At that point, who cares? Make the move. It's either lateral or it could improve you a little bit.

And even if it makes you worse. Who's it for? Caesar. So, Caesar's like, I mean, he's been like 50-50. Either does well or he doesn't. Yeah. And I mean, hey, who knows? He also, I mean, the way he was removed from the league was like an anomaly.

Cloud 9 just cuts their budget to a different planet. And it's like, hey, we can't afford to keep any of you. You can play if you want. but this is your salary and they're just like, we can't do that. I feel like that helps their pace out a lot, though, because Caesar is a little bit slower. I feel like Nassie's a little slower.

I feel like that helps him out. I also think he brings energy to that team. And he's a sniper, so he's kind of a one-for-one. He's a good sniper. He's energetic. Like, he's in the comms. He's screaming dead. He's standing up and talking shit.

Yeah, I think that's some good life to add to your team. I don't, yeah, I don't mind the move. I can't see it hurting them. It might be the same and it might be better. I don't think it really gets much worse than whatever they were doing. No, yeah. If they're going to place top eight, top six max anyway, what's the downside?

Yeah. What do you have for us, Riley? Well, did you guys see that? Ocus went back to Fortnite and immediately qualed? That shit's insane. Dude, wait, no. Wait, he was like playing some of these qualls while he was playing.

Yeah, that's crazy. What the hell? Are those two dudes watch partying it? Yeah. On the right? Have to be, right? That's not Ocus. Is that Bucky?

Is that who we were courtside with? No, right? Is that Ocus right there? Different fucking world, bro. Wait, which one on the left? It's got to be him. How come he didn't get on camera? I think he did.

He just can't see him. Different world. Ocus left Fortnite, became up for in college duty, then came back and qualified for grand finals immediately. That's amazing. What a beast. Yeah. I think he's coming back to Cobb for next year,

and maybe I'm wrong. because, you know, I don't, I don't think O-Kis is a bad play. Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you. I think he got thrown to the wolves a bit too early with no time to develop in Challenger's, because it wasn't pretty. And challengers, he was doing his thing.

He was good. Like, we were gonna pick him up to the Huntsman, like he was really good. That's Ocus Weird Aim. Ocus Weird Aim? I like that. Wait, why? You got weird aim.

I couldn't tell you the fucking lore. Oh, got it. What is Swutty doing? He's in Vegas still, right? No, he's not. Well, he lives there. He lives there. Dude, this kid's my...

This kid is my favorite. See, he's doing it right, man. Look at it is my favorite, dude. He's got the towel on there. Look at that fucking buck knife. Yeah, that's the tau, Damon. Yeah. The 2X?

Hate that shit in Tarky. It's awful. Hate that sight. Damn, look at him, man. Give me a vood. A bipod on that thing. Bro, Damon. Yesterday opened a weapon crate, two voodooes, one crate.

I was like, whoa. Two voodoo? Yeah. I was like, whoa. They had two red rebels yesterday. Two Red Rebels Where? In a marked room

Oh, which one? Doorms Don't have that key Shit's like 5-mell I'm doing scavrons Jerry, I'm doing scavrons Holy fuck

Is this uh Yeah I uh I didn't go to this They last minute They were like Yo come to Chicago And play paintball against a SWAT team And I was like SWAT team

Yeah they played against a SWAT team And I was like No I can't make it I don't know how it went. I haven't spoke with him since. He's got a riot shield, right? Me and Jerry have a pretty similar body type, if I'm being honest. Yeah, this was us on hijacked hard point going into the low hill.

Yeah. Well, this is in Chicago. Is this where you guys went? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we've been there. They have Newk Town in Chicago? Yeah.

Well, it's more towards us than it is towards Chicago. That's dope. Didn't they have something out, Newktown? That was it, right? And then they had like just a big... The indoor stuff? And then like a big wooded, I guess. I want to say Matt, but you just get slaughtered.

Yeah, probably camping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's do this. Around the Internet. Yeah, look at Seattle's Jimothy the Raccoon. My girl and I were watching these, dying. Seattle's Jimothy the Raccoon, never heard of this. Oh my God, what the fuck.

He's real? I believe that's a real raccoon. Yo, raccoons will fuck you up. She started calling me Jimothy. Who did? My girl. No. Bro, I saw a video the other day of two kangaroos

Just fighting outside a guy's house in Australia It's awesome Dude I fucking love animals I haven't seen this This is the new meme Jimothy Well there's a there's a dog like that right That I think I've seen a dog that has that same kind of disease on

Something Yeah I have no way they made it a fucking pet That is actually great. No way they made a pet. Oh, they're adding that. I didn't realize it was Warcraft. Wait, is it coming soon to Aseroth?

Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't do that. Fucking Aseroth, dude. Don't be playing around a while. Have you guys ever been to the San Diego Zoo? Any of you? I don't support Zeus. All right.

No, I haven't. Next topic. I've heard it's awesome, though, but I haven't been. You see that clip a couple weeks ago, the guy at the park, it's like booped by the bison? Yeah. He wasn't booped. He was thrown in the air.

His dumb ass. Severance. He was flying. He was flying. To return work. Wait, what is this? To return work. Dude, you know how cool.

I find it that this is filmed in my hometown at a place that you can go to every day. It's like this. It's called Bell Works where Bell Labs is like this big. The restaurants, there was like some bars in there, a bunch of office spaces. And it's just filmed there. Like people that work there to see Ben Stiller and Adam Scott. Yo, what's, Ben Stiller's net worth. I want to see it.

It's got to be high. Bro, bro, no, it's the highest because of Meet the Falkers. Apparently it's like one of the biggest movies in like India and in Europe. I do love that movie. They love Meet the Fockers that much. Yeah. Yeah. This is always lower than it really is too.

Yeah. For example, type in methods? What's methods net worth? Methodsini. Yeah, type that in. Six billion. Anthony Methods any net worth. Oh my God.

People have already been looking it up. Anthony Field. Oh. That's right. I'm private. Right there. Is it any 2.4? No, that's

I made 240-10 prize money. Sorry. 4.30. The rest came from the face. The face. Look up scumps. Yeah, that's what I. Seth Abder net worth.

And I'll tell you whether it's not it's right. It ain't right. Network. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Don't borrow none for. Let's see what's mine. Let's see what's mine.

That ain't right. That ain't right. Let's see mine. Let's see mine. That ain't right. That ain't right. Hecks. I guess, yeah. No, yours is probably going to be two? That ain't right. Yeah, no, it's very accurate. The lower number is accurate. That ain't right either.

Oh, yes, it is. That definitely. Where's my golf cart at, by the way? Mothucker. You have a golf cart? Yo, moving to the neighborhood, I'll buy you a golf cart. Where's that? I fell for it. So did Matt.

That neighborhood's a scam. Here's what they do. They all gas up this one neighborhood. They all live there. They don't hang out. Those two and Nate shot. Go ahead. I like you guys used to a lot.

No? No. No. Matt's just... Who knows what the fuck he has. Okay, both of them. Me, okay, I'm the problem for sure. I don't like to do anything past 4 p.m.

Oh, no. I'll say that I'm part of the problem, but it's like... We're all part of the problem. The worst part is they try to get me every year. They're like, dude, come on. Who? No, if it is. They're like, it'd be so fun.

If you live there, we'd get together more for sure. Because you'd force it. I'm the glue. No, you just, I mean, yes, but you're the glue of good times. I'm the facilitator. You are one of the, there's multiple facilitators. You are one of them, yes. Not me.

Yeah, Hector's not. I'm not a facilitator. Neither is Hector. You know, Matt had the nerve to fucking ask me, Damon? What? He's like, he's like, don't take a friend. You know how he talks. I ain't.

Don't take offense to this, but he's like, what does your social life look like? And I was like, who the hell is this? And I was like, what do you mean? He's like, dude, you have like the weirdest life. Like you literally just like, dead at home.

And I'm like, motherfucker, look in the mirror. You do the exact same thing. Period. That's what all streamers do. He does less than you. You travel everywhere. Yeah, exactly. That too.

Matt would try golfing with you every day. Oh yeah, Matt does golf. No, I took classes to go golfing with him. Never invited me. And it stops taking classes immediately. I think that his teacher Well my trainer was the same as his

And he probably told him He's a natural You're fucked He was intimidated That's literally what he said All right ASU launches an influencer degree program Please don't click on that

I don't want to see that That's a dangerous school to go to So anybody can be an influencer now Yeah Here's a day in my life I went to the gym I ate breakfast I worked out

I watched this movie I'm eating this for dinner Good night The barrier Entry is very low Literally You flip the camera You brush your teeth

You literally do this You say what pissed you off today And you move on As simple as this That's fire though What pissed me off today Was the fact that ASU Has an influencer program

Hmm I'm kidding I don't That go viral Seattle's Jimithy Okay Very salt Jimith Yeah Wait congratulations

Congratulations Congratulations Obviously to the Blevins They had their first baby Congratulations. Had or having? Have, have. Oh.

No, I think they already had it. Yeah, they had it. Yeah, they had it recently. Yeah, shout out Jess and Tyler, man. Yeah, congrats. It's fire. Look up his net worth. No.

That one might actually be. Accurate? Yeah. Or low, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. What would you do with the Stanley Cup? You guys already know it. I drink out of it. You guys already know what I did.

You guys already know what I did. He's eating out of it. He's eating soup out of it? There's a plane in there. There's a plane in there. eating cereal? I mean shit. Is it cereal?

I think it's soup. That's so cool though. That's something. That's aura. Just having the Stanley Cup in the living room eating soup out of it. Wow. That is pretty cool. That's fine.

No, it's fire. All right? Because don't they all get it for a day, right? They get it for one day? Yep. Do with it what you will. There's any right there? Yeah, there he is.

Look at that long ass neck. Yo, that kind of does look like you said. Is this any? It's not you? That's me. Yeah. Oh, it is you. Yeah, that's actually a Moodrick out of the Stanley Cup.

Okay, holy fuck. What place is that again? Marble. Marble. Well, not, I don't think it exists anymore, but yeah. We went there, didn't we? Yep. That's where the hockey player was?

Dude, why didn't you fucking man up and drink the whole thing in front of all those men? Who had it there? He was one of the players on the Tampa Bay Lightning. He just let you drink out of it? He was letting everybody take a sip. Really? Yeah. Oh, so it wasn't like methods.

I kind of fuck, no. See, my boy owned that bar. He brought me up, and I fucked up. I asked the dude who brought up the same to the cup I was like hey bro what's your name I'm Anthony and I was he was like dude come on and I was like what I don't I'm just being genuine I'm just asking him his name I don't fucking know yeah but people like people like he's acting cool he acting like you don't know me

yeah bro let me just go up to this NHL athlete that brought the cup and lie and say hey bro what's your name try to alpha him like I just didn't know hey I'm Anthony nice to me what's your name I didn't think anything of it now you know and I got made it feel like me and Zachary Kinto Oh dude, I loved you in I loved you in Save the cheerleader, save the world Yeah, I love the

Save the Heroes Yeah, I told him the quote Man, save the cheerleader, save the world Man, one of my favorite shows ever Surprises of that He's like, I wasn't in that And then I try to convince him Are you sure?

And then I'm like What was the other one? I just print away Ignorious bastards Yes I'm like, inglorious bastards That wasn't me either Are you sure?

Oh, that's so bad Oh for two, I just print away I mean, his look, he was like, I'm out of here. Give me out of these. I was like this. Get me away from these influencers. Give me a Drake.

He said, get me away from these fucking influencers. To be fair. No, it's uncanny. Wait, he's in heroes, no? No. The one on the right, Zachary Kinto, yeah. It's uncanny, bro. No, put those in a left.

Yeah, those on the left. Yes, but to his left. Bro, look at that. Wait, who did you meet? Eli Roth. Eli Roth. Oh, okay, okay. The one on the left.

Well, the one on the right. where Riley is. I mean, yeah, dude, that's, I mean, that's basically the same human. Dude, it's uncanny. He probably gets that shit so much. Well, he got offended from this influencer. I don't think he does get it a lot based off of his reaction. To this influencer.

How would you not? He said, give me away from these fucking influencers. I was sitting there like, I felt, I was like, ah. I felt bad. I felt bad. I felt bad. I felt more bad for him than for me. I wasn't embarrassed at all.

I was just like, fuck. That would make the night after so good. Dude, we're still talking about it. All night, I'm drinking. I mean, yeah, we were drinking. It wasn't that big of a deal. No, we weren't drinking there, though. We had just gotten there.

Yes, we were. I was not. We were taking shots and shit. Oh, yeah, we were. Yeah. No, but that's no excuse. And I wasn't smoking either, even though it's in San Diego. What did, what did the, the, what did he say to me? He said something funny about you.

Bobby Lee? Yeah, I forget what he said to me. Some. Let's do his draft. Yeah, let's do the draft. Oh, yeah, who used to glizzy like this? Let me guess from the side. Is this why Seth doesn't these hot dogs on stream?

Let me see. No. Okay, man. Come on. Okay, he's doing that shit on purpose. Yeah, no, that's absurd. We get it, dude. You're at it.

Nah, come on, bro. Yeah. He licked the tip of it, dog. He's getting good bites. He's getting the condiments and, I mean. Yeah, but that's absurd. I'm going to be honest with you? I'm going to be honest with you.

I wish it was allowed. Can I eat it? No, see. Come on. I'm kidding. I see what he's doing, right? Because the condiment doesn't. reach that far. No, you don't see it.

He just necked that shit. He's licking it, sucking it. He knows. I hope he knows what he was doing. He does. He does. He does. I mean, brother, he fucking put that shit full on mouth and sucked it. Oh. All right. Here we go. All right. What we got here? Things that start with a C. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the ultimate draft. I'm first. Things that start with the letter C, scumper jumper. So I'm assuming good things. Um, oh. There's a lot of good options here.

There are a lot. Being first, you got to give me a second. C, see, see. Can you just say anything? I'll give you. Yes. Um, but that's to begin with a C. Carbohydrates.

No. Like cars, cats. Yeah. Give me cats. Give me cats. I like that one. Yeah, thanks, Ann. Thanks for the assist.

I can love cats. I will go coming. All right. He wins. Yeah, dead ass. Riley write it Cheeseburger That sweet release

Wait is cheeseburger a thing Yeah Yeah Corona Cheezburgs are great Corona I like it There you go Damon

Some Ronis Alright what's the next one It's snake drafts You go again Karma virus Trilogy Coronavirus Wait wait

Wait does it have to be The C Or does it have to do No no Go up go up Go up Go up No trilogy

Lord of the Rings You fuck Wait it starts with the sea Damon one Wait It has to start with the sea He didn't win yet. I was going to say, you know, on.

I don't know what it rings. Trilogies? But there's Hela. Chicago Bulls. No, that don't count, right? No. I know mine, but it's probably going to get taken again. No, no, no.

They have a few obvious ones. The thing is, Riley, is that, unlike LeBron, you would ask which three-peat. So delete that? Because Jordan had two three-peets. Team game. Team game. Team game. Team game. Team game. Team game. He joined the.

The super teams his entire career Still a team game Okay Alright So Star Wars The original Okay that's not mine But that's very good

Well I'm between two here And I feel you're gonna take the one I don't take it You have to Okay let's see I'm taking the dark night Oh That's actually a fucking Fireway

He wasn't thinking about that Avengers Yeah Well Or mine was originally the Matrix but then I just thought of Avengers. I was thinking the Matrix. The Matrix trilogy.

The Matrix trilogy? Is the Avengers the trilogy? There's four of them, right? So yeah, Matrix. Matrix, Hobbit. From Ultron on. Ultron Infinity War endgame. Wait, you didn't do Harry Potter?

It's not a trilogy. There's fucking, what, eight of them? It's a saga. Food duos. Slash combos. Rice and beans? Chicken parm. Sure.

Take that. I had that a couple nights ago from a new place that... Wait, which was it called? I'll have to ask is, but dude... A sandwich, please? It was incredible. Enzos? No, no, no.

It was like late night. It was like 9.30 and I had an 8 yet. Dude, it was so good. They sent the sauce on the side so it doesn't get the chicken soggy. That's such a good move. And right when I saw that, I was like, these motherfuckers know what they're doing. Ooh. Yeah, please.

Like a peanut butter and jelly. That's pasta and chicken. Yes, pasta and chicken. It's a good combo. It's two items. Yeah. I can just pick two any food items. Yeah.

Give him chicken parm and pasta then, write that. Yeah, chicken parm is chicken and pasta with red sauce. Yeah. I will go, hmm. I'm between two here again. I mean, there's one that is... I'll do the burger and fries. No, that's not it.

Why? Not what I was thinking. That's a fantastic thing. What were you thinking? a fantastic, well, I'm not going to tell you yet. You already went. Yeah, but you have to go. Come up with your own shit. Burger and fries, fantastic combo.

That burger and fries at the airport? I'm trying to think of something Mexican. It's saved you. Actually, you know what? I'm going to do something else. Chips and salsa. Oh. Chips and guac. Chips and guac.

It's great pick. I'm not going to lie. Chips and salsa might be more for me than chips and guac. A good red guac. Gwack is always good. Give me lobster and scallops. That's fair. Lobster and scallops.

Yeah. It's my favorite. Yeah? Lobster and scallops. Yeah. What are you, Bruce Wayne? Motherfucker has high taste. You should have came to kids though.

They had a fucking fire your ass. Peanut butter and chocolate. I was going to say, yeah, peanut butter and chocolate too. That was my other option. Wait, what is this? What man skill? Ultimate man skill? Oh, God.

Parking backwards. Cooking. Okay. I'm not very good at it. He's getting play for sure. He should have said grilling. But hey, it works. Oh, okay.

Yeah, grilling's good. Too late. Cooking, I'll take grilling then. Two different things. I want to take cooking. I'm giving you guys layups. No, I mean, you could do, I mean, yeah, sure. Actually, you can't because you can cook indoor food out on the grill.

You can't always do the grill on the stove. All right, Zinnl's here, kid. Change your tire. Ultimate Man's skill, I'm gonna go... Does being like an outdoorsman, can I encompass everything in that? Fishing. Fishing. No.

You can't take all of, starting a fire. You can't take all of the outdoors, fishing, starting a fire. That was my first thought with something like that. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I'd say, oh, yeah, survival. What? First of all. That is the ultimate man's skill.

Survival. If you were placed in a jungle. That's not a skill, that's a, that's an accumulation of skills. Yes, that is a lot of skills. Okay, then I'll be more specific then. Fishing is good. I was going to say that. Starting a fire?

I would say yeah, fishing. Fishing? No, not hunting. Fishing. Juj's boys, I've won. It was fun and fair, though. All right, chat. You guys let us know who won what.

Let me see. I won in the first round, gentlemen. You did? Yeah, changing a tire. That kind of, that's not really a manly skill. I kind of like all of them. Why is it not?

Can you cook? Changing a tire. Can you grill? Yeah. Can you change a tire? Can you fish? Can you change your tire? I've never done it, but I'm sure I can figure it out.

Okay. I've done it. You fucking unscrew the bolts, put the tire on. You're not going to jack the car up. Yeah, I mean, yeah. You may know the steps, but you've never been down and dirty. Have you? I'm sure I can figure it out if I needed to, but I did it two weeks ago.

I'm calling AAA. Did you really? You're like, fuck it. I told you. You have your gloves on and shit? No gloves. No gloves. I'm prepared.

You're not a man. No glove, no love. Go into any of my cars and there is a kit. kit, a medical kit and then gloves. Milwaukee. Son of a ball. All right, GGs. Well, let us know what you guys think.

Peace out.