OpTic Podcast - MBOZE OUTRUNS A BEAR 😂 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 122

Episode Date: May 4, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I've seen videos like that. Do you say run down the hill if there's one by. Just sprint down that bitch. I'll stop. You'd be like a meteor going on that fucking hill. I'd be like a meteor going on that fucking hill. I literally jump and just roll. Like I don't get to fuck what I break.
Starting point is 00:00:15 Fucking hell. I don't give a fuck what I break. You'd fucking alert NASA if you hit a hill. I don't give a fuck. I'm like to be my bed. You'd probably, he'd probably gnaut your back. I just fuck that right picture is your back with his hand on it. Dude.
Starting point is 00:00:28 I don't fucking Nick laughing so hard. Big ass, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Optic podcast. Episode. 122. I am here with myself. My name is Davis. Maniac, his name is Nick. Methods.
Starting point is 00:01:04 His name is Antonio. And then my man Marcus Blanks. No one calls me that. Anthony. What, your real name is Antonio? Anthony, no, it's not Antonio. It's Antonio, the fourth. He's a fourth.
Starting point is 00:01:16 It's like the Italian thing. Antonio, Anthony, Zinny. Which one's your fucking name? Anthony. Anthony. Also known as Zinn or Tony or Ant. Your last name's Zinny, okay. You didn't know that?
Starting point is 00:01:28 Dude, I honestly, I don't know. He has so many fucking names. Yeah, I don't think I, Dennis don't think I knew that either. I didn't know it was Anthony, so I thought you're a person. You didn't know my last name was Zinni? No. Why do you think I was called that?
Starting point is 00:01:39 Um, Why is anyone called anyone? You're definitely fucking on me. I think I don't think I am. I think maybe I am, but I don't think I am. Yeah, I don't think I am either. Dude, what? Zinn.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Zinn. Well, you do have like 500 names. Yeah, Zin, Zinnie, Anthony, Tony. The Backman. Fat-ass? Wait, the back man. What's the back man? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:02:04 When did the long back? Wait, is that like a fat joke? He started. On the watch on the watch party you started talking about how big my back is So the so the community started giving me names for my back to like the back man human ride shield Human ride shield captain America Just like turn towards them I feel like he's like a laugh
Starting point is 00:02:27 I feel Zinny's like small like look from the top to the back ratio It's not that crazy for back I see the neck hair though Yeah dude under the shirt. I imagine what's under the shirt. Wait, that's the worst part. The neck hair, like the...
Starting point is 00:02:43 How's your nethers? Nethers? What is that? Like, your nether region. Oh, I mean... It can get wild. It's got to get wild down there. We got to tame it, but it gets wild.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Fuck. Yeah, so we were back with another episode. We got a bunch of amazing topics that have been picked out by Emac Craig. I needed to show up today. I needed to laugh. You needed a laugh. Yeah. What's been going on with you?
Starting point is 00:03:11 You're fucking welcome. He's fucking David Gagins. That's what's going up with him. Yeah, that is. I'm just fucking, I'm tired. I'm tired, man. What the fucking maniac tired of? Jeez, don't get me.
Starting point is 00:03:28 I got three weeks left. I'm trying to grind it out. Okay, but you can't just like couch it. We buff the cardio. We've lowered the calories. I don't know. Today, I'm just, not in the mood.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Last week I saw. You cannot be in a mood. It's okay. Good. After you're done, after you're done with it, are you going to like couch it and no. No, man. I'm going to come.
Starting point is 00:03:57 These next three weeks, these next three weeks. Ice cream are testimony. One of those, but a limited amount. These next three weeks, I'm going to be waking up doing an hour of cardio. Waits in the evening. I'm counting every fucking calorie that goes in my body. So it's like I'm going to be putting in too much work to like when this. I feel like when this ends,
Starting point is 00:04:18 I almost want to go to 75. Like when it ends at 60 days, I'm going to like figure out the video, finish the video. But I might like keep it going to like 75 days. So the people do 70, you know what 75 hard is? 75 hard?
Starting point is 00:04:34 Yeah. Like the two workouts today. Yeah, two workouts a day. One outside. Read a fucking page of a book. Read 10 pages of a book. One of your workouts outside.
Starting point is 00:04:42 But it's like a, it's like what I'm doing. But it's like a popular trend on like Instagram and TikTok. People are doing 75 days. So I might just go to that just so they can't want up me. But yeah, I don't know. It's taken its, it's just taking its toll. I'm like it's almost like uninterested in everything else. I just want to get this fucking over with.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Are you still like vlogging shit? Not really. I made a vlog last week. And it's just sitting there. I haven't edited it, bro. I don't, I don't, dude, I literally made a whole vlog, showed everything I ate, even came in here, recorded Zinny and Seth and their 1v1s,
Starting point is 00:05:19 which I do have the footage if you need to prove that you beat him like six times straight before. I don't know what they, I didn't even watch the video. No, he uploaded the video. And it was just Seth winning the whole time. When I walked in, it was Zinny winning the whole time. Wait, what was this?
Starting point is 00:05:33 No, I beat him off stream before anybody came in. I fucking smoked them. But it was that day. I have the video. He's like, do if you upload that, be so mad. I was like,
Starting point is 00:05:41 dude, shut the fuck up. I just hit save on my first upload. Ooh, I'm excited for that. Because I kind of want to do, bro,
Starting point is 00:05:52 I was like imagining my retaliation or not retaliation but like my response sort of to that. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:00 It'll be, I'm excited to watch that. But I was thinking, so everything's done. It's edited. thumbnail title it's ready to go it's no views right now
Starting point is 00:06:12 uploaded 10 seconds there we go a marathon with no training I'm the first like I don't want to now I'll wait till it uploads I'm going to watch it already but uh
Starting point is 00:06:21 I was thinking of like how I could because like the sort of like I guess one-uping that you just meet his favorite soccer player I ran 23 months I met your favorite soccer player figure out something to like
Starting point is 00:06:35 well we have a video idea that we're going to do it together yeah but I want to figure out something that I could like sort of I don't know play with that after my video we are going to be chalked for a month
Starting point is 00:06:48 I'm so excited muck bangs I don't think I'm going to do this so I'm just going to say it what are we going to do muck bangs wait you wouldn't watch me and him muckbang no for sure I would I'm going to say this because there's no way
Starting point is 00:07:04 I'm going to do it but I was thinking of walking to friscoe and back Oh my God. But there's no one. You would never. But there's like no way. And it's like, could I even make it like or let's go?
Starting point is 00:07:17 Make the video seem like I'm copying you, but then be like, all right, now I'm walking back. Yeah. Got you. Got you. 60 miles.
Starting point is 00:07:27 There's no fucking. You would have to. You would literally have to bring a tent. Like that would be the fun part of the video is you camping out on the side of the highway. Where is you camping out? Velvet Taco? Yeah. Side of the road.
Starting point is 00:07:40 In Walmart? I don't know. That's a lot, though. Those from walking, I stayed it in Walmart. Camp out of the Walmart parking lot. That's just, that might be too much. I'd have to think of something else. Video we're going to do is going to be fucking annoying.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Wait, how did I sign up for this? Because I asked you and you said yes. And I cannot back out. Yeah, after my video's over, I'm down. I'm down for like some weird. Yeah, I've got some weirdo challenges. Good ideas. It's just like their optic YouTube's back
Starting point is 00:08:10 Zinnies saving it too Zen got the fucking spark And now he's like turning Everyone gets platoing And now he doesn't know how to deal with it No I mean once it just doesn't go As a fucking amazing It's not one of one you're like
Starting point is 00:08:26 Wow my life My last three videos I was like I was like slumping and I was like I was getting upset My last three I got one of ten Two of ten and four of ten I'll take a four or ten any day of the week. That's a great week.
Starting point is 00:08:40 But there was like a week where I saw nine to ten, 10 of ten and I was like, oh no. It's over. YouTube's fucking hard. I don't get it. Dude, it's so hard. Well, I too. I'll even see good videos that only have like,
Starting point is 00:08:53 like I'll see. The only shit that pops up on my YouTube is like fitness stuff. And I'll see people that have like a professional cameraman, like sick edits, fucking. And they'll have like 6K views in a day. I'm just like, dude, like, I guess it's an investment. They're just passionate, bro.
Starting point is 00:09:10 I guess it's more of an investment these days. What? It's all it counts. The investment? And then you lead that. Just put some fucking effort in. But just using YouTube as long as you're trying. Using YouTube to like bring them into like something else.
Starting point is 00:09:33 That's the hardest part. That's yeah. It's the hardest part of. doing this is like transferring a following from YouTube to Twitch or from YouTube to get some Twitter followers or YouTube to Instagram is the hardest thing to do
Starting point is 00:09:46 not everyone could do that that's why motherfuckers be I'm surprised if someone with one million followers on Instagram 5,000 followers on Twitter tenta you gotta have that sauce you gotta have I'm telling you this shit is not as easy as people think
Starting point is 00:10:01 if people are so entertaining I feel like I don't know. I think I got like spoiled with maybe I was like a good vlogger, like entertainer in my videos. But like some of the people now it's just like, not that it looks so forced, but it's just like you can tell they're like bread for this shit.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I mean, it's just like, of course you're getting fucking views. Like you are all about like you're just, you're super entertaining. And it's just like how like are they waking up and just being like down and like not feeling it but they just know how to turn it the fuck on? I have a little.
Starting point is 00:10:36 I feel like we kind of did that. Like, let's just sit. Like, there's a limit to where I can go. Because certain shit I just, I won't do. With the fake shit. Like that fucking TikTok, I'm not doing that. I'm not going to sit there, dance, make videos with my girl, none of that. Like, I'm not going to sit there and have a voice and we act to a voice and shit.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Like, come on. Be realistic. I mean, some people just like it. Like, I'm not doing that for money or views. Straight up. It's fair. I think some people, some people probably aren't even looking at it. Like, like, they don't.
Starting point is 00:11:06 that's like the attention. Anybody that's a creator. I just want to create something I want to create. Doing what we do, not gaming, but like just everything in general. Like they started TikTok to grow there. Didn't start TikTok for fun.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Oh, I get what you're saying. Like not to actually create, but to like grow some shit. Come on. Let's be realistic. Yeah. And we're being a realistic.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Like everyone's always just like, like if you have like a, like for the flycast as an example, like the flycast is great. But like do you guys, have a Twitter or like a like a you really should be cutting up flight cast clips and putting them on Instagram yeah yeah yeah we really should I mean we should Twitter yeah Instagram every every single thing you should have nine clips that come out of every stream and
Starting point is 00:11:50 those should go on your Twitter or your Instagram so I just I know I need a fucking page that will work for free dude we have two of them that you want to STT and it's still like it's it's an impossible task to keep up with everything like Atlas runs Instagram Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, True runs Twitter or like, like, uh, Twitch and, oh, and Atlas runs Twitch and YouTube. So like that's like it's still hard to keep up with because. What do you mean like hard to keep up with like views wise or like just to do all? constantly update everything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Like you feel like you're not putting up enough shorts. So you make, you make a couple shorts and then those shorts can go on TikTok, but TikTok doesn't. I just hate how some of some of the doing this like 60. day video some of this time sometimes i'm in there and i feel like i'm because we were talking about like let's let's do shorts and all that and like tictox and whatever and i felt like sometimes i'm like i'm talking knowing it's a short and it just like almost like throws me off you know what i'm saying it's like yeah it's almost like it's like not natural because i know i let's out of this video let's get like three tic tics or three reels yeah and it's just like i don't know it's just
Starting point is 00:13:06 kind of those reals are pretty good though they popped up or the youtube shorts then that was when I was like but that's like at its when I was like at its peak and I was like your peak high life yeah like I was like I was like I was peaking I was feeling it I was like hype about it I was like I wanted to get this shit off my chest and then it's like I say it once
Starting point is 00:13:24 then it's like the next time we record like the next week or something I might not be in that sort of mood so it's like those thoughts aren't fucking like storming my brain for me to like want to get out and it's just, I'll just want to like get the good shots for the workout or something and not like sit there and talk and I don't know. It's a fucking, it's a whole other beast what YouTube is turning into.
Starting point is 00:13:48 There's just so many more people. There's so many more people. There's so many more people. Even from like 20, 2017, like think about how many people like there were. And if you go back further than that, like 2010, there were like nine people that had like a million. That's why Hex's montage has seven million views. Like, because nobody, dude, I remember I looked up, somebody sent me, uh, the whole reason I got into YouTube is, um, uh, my cousin actually sent me a voice, a voicemail message. Maybe you could send a voice message on Xbox 360.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Uh-huh. And he was like, he was like, he was like, hey, he was watching a live flycast right now. Who is going back and forth? Feel free to tune in. No, no, no, no. I'm loving it, dog. This is. Because I, because I relate a lot to what he's.
Starting point is 00:14:36 same like the mood. So what you're saying is you want to be on our flycast episode right after this. Not today, but I'm down. I'm 100% down. But he sent me a voice message that said, hey, I don't know if you guys have ever seen this, but you got to YouTube search this guy Optic Predator. I think he's cheating because there's no way someone's that good. This is 2005. Didn't YouTube come out in 2005? No, this is 2009. Hey guys, it's Fred. Yeah, That guy? No? Yeah, Fred.
Starting point is 00:15:09 I know Fred. I thought you get that immediately. That's insane. I feel like he was like the biggest YouTuber growing up. Remember shoe nice? Yeah. Yeah. Shoe nice.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Hey guys. Shoon ice. Today I need a basketball. Wendke and shit. Yeah. Like eat toilet paper. He'll eat like a 12 pack of toilet paper. He'll drink a bottle of listerine and then a bottle of hanny right after.
Starting point is 00:15:31 What? What are you talking about? Chug him, dude. I feel like you've had. He'll eat shoe strings. You definitely. I've seen shoe nice. If you watch a video of shoe nice, there's no way you don't know.
Starting point is 00:15:43 No. J.P., is there any way you can pull up shoe nice? Shoe nice. Mike's workout. My name Roger for this. Oh shit, never mind. It's still the island of T.T. Shoe nice is the OG of YouTube.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Oh my God, he's so up. He's still going? No, there's no way. He's still going. Oh, nine days ago. Bro, you know what's crazy? Petron. Like, you know, like, the channel.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Like a channel like this liquid ass slam. No, this is a new this is a new channel too. Are you sure? Hey everyone, shoe nice again. What? Basically I quit drinking two weeks ago, but I forgot somebody was sending me a bottle of Petrone Tequila, a friend of a famous rapper we won't mention, so let's get along with it. They said I had to open it in front of them so they know it's for real.
Starting point is 00:16:30 So this way, this guy just drinks and eats stuff. Like this video is probably old as shit. It's mostly drinks. He's just like he'll just, he's about to just chug that in three seconds. Whole bottle of the show. Well, in his next video, it said liquid ass slam. So he just drinks a bottle of liquid ass. Like, I'm telling him, like.
Starting point is 00:16:46 What the fuck is liquid ass? It's like the spray shit that smells like ass. It's like a stink bomb, but in a liquid spray. That's what I figured, but he drank it? No, I think we're good. He's done some, and he'll just slam that whole bottle. Oh, wow. Like he'll just completely chug it.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Oh, wait. You too. Serious? This was me last summer And then I'd have a podcast the next morning He just said he wasn't drinking anymore He said I stopped drinking last Tuesday Yeah, he forgot
Starting point is 00:17:18 Dude I would die You think he's immediately like belligerent Uh probably in like five minutes He's probably not belligerent though He's probably just like kind of normal How many people die doing that? I don't know
Starting point is 00:17:35 Probably not I couldn't do that. I take one tequila shot, I'm ready to go home. A bottle? It takes a patrol? Yeah, one teal shot I'm done. Four Buccotti cogs and I was blasted. Bro, I had a high tolerance last year.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Lifted? Yeah, he also had illness problems. Not physical. Well, it got pretty bad last year. My tolerance. Bro, I would go to an event and just drink like, not even necessarily at an event
Starting point is 00:18:06 but like me and my girl would get a bottle and just like drink a bottle that day and then like wake up the next day fucking hung over how you go get
Starting point is 00:18:14 maybe it wasn't maybe it wasn't you I feel like no it was me like a casual Tuesday I see the way she drinks and I'm like this was actually mostly me
Starting point is 00:18:21 like a casual Tuesday you'd kill a bottle kind of if they're like why is page calling should I answer this yeah I'm at it I didn't turn it
Starting point is 00:18:30 an alcoholic but I was like I see how people can do this what Oh, good. You just got your haircut. Yeah. Your story just popped up.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Okay, so I have a question. You're on speaker. And you're on the podcast. And you're live on the podcast. Recording live. Thousands are listening. Fuck. Call me later.
Starting point is 00:18:55 I wonder how hard we just clutched. I'm sure it's not. No, I'm sure it's not. Probably nothing important. He's about to be like, I have a question. Then she goes, you know how last week you told me you didn't want to do the flycast with Hitchie anymore? You imagine? Something like that.
Starting point is 00:19:15 What were we talking about alcohol? Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty bad. All right. How was L.A.? You just got back from L.A.? Hey, fucking out. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:19:24 I got to bring up a text from him being in L.A. I actually got a good story. So I was fucking parking my car in storage. And I don't know if I told you guys this story. I was parking my car and story. in first go, right? Because I was leaving. I knew it was going to go to Columbus, then tell I. So I'm parking there, right? Put it in. First of all, I fucking took me 20 minutes getting that small shit hole. And then I finally put the double locks on. As I'm putting
Starting point is 00:19:47 the second lock on, I look to my right, Bobcat. I heard this on the podcast. Wait, in the storage? Is it an indoor? It was outside. I was out of like. So we're like looking at each other and I just stomp my foot hard to tell like, like, what you didn't do? Right. because like I wasn't going to yell but so I just stung my foot loud as hard as hell and it got scared but like I backed up the way it backed up I saw its wingspan
Starting point is 00:20:14 and it got scared for like a second and then it like stood at stared at me for a second I'm like in my mind I'm thinking so many thoughts started running through my mind I'm gonna tell you the first three no way I die like this before going
Starting point is 00:20:26 to take Columbus no way I die like this to a bobcat three I gotta get the fuck out of here those are three three that went to my mind at that moment. Makes sense. It walks away, normal. It just walks away, bro. And I'm like, okay. So I'm walking to the gate.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Turn around. Walk in the gate. Yeah. Bro, I turned around. I'm looking. I'm like, what the fuck? Bro, this motherfucker has his head around the corner, like a human, like. Like looking at it. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:20:54 I'm like, you're like, you get the fuck out of here. My Uber said six minutes away. I'm like, started raging in my mind. I went through the gate. this motherfucker sprints across. I'm like, close the gate, and I'm just praying every fucking second. Like, I'm refreshing the Uber app.
Starting point is 00:21:10 It finally gets there and I'm good, but like, fuck, man. Just on the side of the road. They can like a bobcat. What? I thought more. I thought he was going to recruit. Listen to this text, Mark sent me while he was in LA. He said, I'm at this incredible Italian spot in LA.
Starting point is 00:21:23 It's fucking ridiculous. Then he named everything he got. Broccoli sausage pasta, eggplant, some kind of mozzarella rice dipping combo. Wine, bread, dessert. Then he said, all for one, by the way. It was a fucking eating. Like a six-course meal.
Starting point is 00:21:41 I was in tears. It was actually really good. I had a great time by myself. Of course, I get fucking scammed. I'm like, you have wine I could taste? I don't drink wine. You know, I hate wine. And then he brings it out $25.
Starting point is 00:21:57 For a taste? For a glass. Fucking scam artist. Yeah, man. She was expensive. I don't even drink it. You didn't drink that? I hate wine.
Starting point is 00:22:06 I just was feeling myself. It was a good weekend. You're like, I just got back from the watch party. You think you could take the Bobcat 1v1? Like life or death? How big was the Bobcat? How big is a Bobcat? Like, how big is it?
Starting point is 00:22:19 I mean, it was probably the size, like, two sides, like Junior put together like two or three times. Do Bobcat? Junior put together two or three? Nah, you're fucking him up there. Yeah, Junior? That's like, my cat. Do Bobcats kill humans?
Starting point is 00:22:33 Yeah, Jay, can you make that up. Probably like, no, like, four juniors, probably. Human fatalities. No, I'm fucking up, bro. No, no, don't type in that. Just type in Bobcat. I'm fucking fucking up a Bobcat. You want to watch a Bobcat fucking.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I don't want to watch them. I want to know what the stats. You know what's fucking crazy? Like, no lie. Like, it should look well kept, though. It literally looked like a baby lion. Like, I'm not sure. Oh, yeah, you can fuck that.
Starting point is 00:22:55 I want one. That is, like, that size. Yes, like that size. That size? That's literally a cat. Well, skinnier than that. But it was. That size but skinnier.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Like not that much meat on it. Yeah, no, you're fucking that. Like dude, if that motherfucker gets angry, it's gonna be war for sure. Can Bobcats? Okay, now go to the regular search. I don't even want to fuck with that. You ever see a cat move around like an apartment?
Starting point is 00:23:16 Imagine that. That's why I don't like cats. You know that? Dude, I saw a, I think an article about this guy who was running a marathon in the, like a path. And he saw, like, behind him that there was like a bear
Starting point is 00:23:30 that was following him. So he called all of his love he's called his mom and said, hey, I think a bear is chasing me and I'm you know running and on the it was like it was an official competition. So was there multiple people? There's multiple no, but they, but they when they're running that they're super spread apart. Oh, okay. I'm gonna be up there. The bear literally ended up chasing him down and killing him.
Starting point is 00:23:54 What? Yeah. Isn't that fucking crazy? He called his mom said a bear is chasing me. He called his mom said, I think a bear is chasing me and he was on a run. So was he like saying goodbye? Yeah, like I'm about to get fucked up basically saying I don't know what's about that into existence I really do
Starting point is 00:24:10 I mean you can't do anything to a bear what do you do? No there's not there's not there's nothing you can do just you can't do anything they're quick they can climb trees not even a fucking bro dude even if you yeah you'd have to headshot it like a few times to stop that thing like I'm not your own not one head shots take it out a bear yeah it's gonna like if say if it's running at you and you headshot it close it's still gonna do exactly what it was doing gravel you might die a few 30 seconds later but then i parry it yeah right yeah right yeah right no not a grizzly bear i don't know if this was a grisly dude you can't be no like dude that thing you're gonna need a shock gonna take that thing out wait less than one person per year wait that's actually one that's a shocking stat black bears though
Starting point is 00:24:56 is that brown bears ones that fuck you up 750 000 that's a north of really less than than one person on average. That's in North America. Maybe we're taught, maybe they're not as aggressive as we think. Well, no, I'm pretty sure. I mean, we just don't go over there. What's the saying?
Starting point is 00:25:09 No, polar bears, if you ever see a polar bear, you're toast. Really? You're done. They're like, they're fucking up. Well, yeah, I probably never see a polar bear. No, but they're coming after you. Like, there's no, like, if you make eye contact,
Starting point is 00:25:19 you're done. Why? What's the saying? I wish you would. No, what's, look up the bear saying. Do I got a shotgun or something? Dude, you're going to, I'm telling you,
Starting point is 00:25:30 you're going to imagine. Imagine what is the bear saying? Oh yeah, if it's brown, lay down, if it's black, fight back, if it's white, good night. So polar bears will fuck you up. Regardless. If it's black, you're trying to scare it away. And if it's brown, you just got to stay still and like literally become one with the earth. I've seen videos like that.
Starting point is 00:25:50 You say run down the hill if there's one by. Sprint down that bitch. I'll stop. Fuck it. You'd be like a meteorore going on that fucking hill. I literally jump. just rolled like I don't get a fuck what I break fucking hell I don't give a fuck what I break you'd fucking alert NASA have you hit a hill I don't give a fuck I'm like to
Starting point is 00:26:09 my bed you'd probably he'd probably gnaut your back I just fuck that right picture is your back with his hand on it dude how do you nick laughing so hard big ass bite dude I can't believe that's a real thing look at that let me all right Let me ask you this. It looks CGI. Like, on like, you can't fucking cap. Just give me the real answer. The size of that bobcat I saw, if you saw a bear that size.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Would you be scared or would you try to greet it? But it's not like fucking with you or nothing. It's just like around. I'm probably trying. If I can fuck it up, I'm trying to like, but you know mama, mama bear. No, no, no mama bear, not close nothing. Yeah, I'll try to. Same.
Starting point is 00:26:52 I'll try to greet it. I am what they call in the industry a big. Because. When one time I went to a gas station and there was a goat there and you got to stay and the goat was walking towards me and I was like Yo like don't walk towards me. I do the same. It's a wild animal. You don't fucking know. I was a wild I mean there's only one What if it lowers his head and just spray? Exactly There's only one
Starting point is 00:27:16 Animal that I see still to this day that I always shit myself people in the comments probably get mad at me, but a pit bull I'm always scared of people no lie so my people's just something in my heart like dude I've got Growing up, that was like the scary dog. Yeah. That was the aggressive dog. And no matter what, I get it. There's a lot of nice ones, 100%. Just like that stigma mentally.
Starting point is 00:27:37 It's just like, I can't shake that. I think the stigma is, I'm by. If it doesn't do anything if I'm buying and it tries to like come lick me or something, that's different. Yeah. But as soon as you see it and then it gets high, it's like, er. And then you're like, he's nice. It's already over. If it's a mini.
Starting point is 00:27:50 If it's a mini golden doodle, I'm like Mr. Elastic. I want to pet that fucking dog. Right. Yeah. Pipple, I'm good. I'm going to walk. past you guys have a great night yeah i mean i've met some very sweet pit bulls but i'm like you're one bad day away from being able to kill a person yeah because they're so fucking
Starting point is 00:28:09 tank i got chased by a dog in chicago that was a scary shit of my life bro like no lie really like when we were living there i was in fucking south side chicago i get out of the car and i hear someone saying i hear like a chain hopping around but i'm walking this is the street right here i'm walking to turn right on that street right so i parked my car here i'm walking my car here i'm walking through the middle of the street and I'm going to that corner as I'm getting to the corner I hear ching ching and I hear a lady say don't run don't run he's he's nice don't run he's I'm like I'm just take my chance they just love the chase I'm literally I'm just gonna run like I didn't see the dog yet I'm just just taking my chances running but like as I'm about to run I look around the corner
Starting point is 00:28:49 bro this motherfucker was huge he had muscles dude bro I took all bro running jump I don't know whose car I was on top of but I was on top of a car he was at the bottom on her car she came around the corner got the dog I'm like she don't run the whole time I was thinking about mine she said don't run she said don't run he would have destroyed me how how old were I think they just like the chase though 20 21 he would have destroyed oh shit this is he would yeah that long ago why do I feel like a south side Chicago dog is different to bro that mother like he was running at something he didn't see you know it's fucking crazy the lady was right when I looked around there was two people against the gate like and he ran right
Starting point is 00:29:31 by him just to you yeah I was like oh my god bro my heart was too I definitely prepare myself when I walk past like a pit bull or something but I feel like I could take them dude not unless I get unlucky and they just latch on to my neck yeah you're getting hurt but I feel like like I want some like dude they got to put like a stick in their mouth to get a jitsu shit like I have the technique they're gonna take me down wait let's ask a let's ask mark yeah we talked out we actually spoke about this on the podcast and I agreed with him I agreed with him there's probably not one dog that could beat me Tim wait what he were on the Pine Park podcast we talked about this like what animal you can kill and like I'm
Starting point is 00:30:16 undefeated versus any dog any dog in a room one I got to come out of live I'm coming out live that big ass pit bull from Chicago I would just know in a one me like life or death bro, bite my leg all you want, I'm gonna stomp this. Or just like. I'd be shitting myself, dude. Yeah, I feel like I'd be. Nick and I have a question that. I would never want to harm it.
Starting point is 00:30:40 I'm just saying. Nick and I have a question that we got roasted about answering last flycast. So you, you must pick two of these things, these groups to defend you. And the rest are coming to kill you. Keep that in mind. So which ones are you going to pick? You're in an arena. You're in an arena.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Is it multiple choice? No, there's like a list of six things and you only get to pick two of them. Okay. And the rest are your opponents. Okay, okay. Pick two. 50 hawks. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:10 10 crocodiles. Three brown bears. 15 wolves. Wait, can you write this up there? JP? 15 wolves. Go ahead. Or just look up 10,000 rats question.
Starting point is 00:31:22 It'll come up. Or 10,000 rats? Yeah, or just Google 10,000. That's what I go I googled 10,000 rats question. This is a really good question. 10,000 rats is a lot of rats. Yeah. 10,000.
Starting point is 00:31:35 Okay, there it is, there it is. So 50 hawks. Three bears versus 10,000 rats. There it is, there it is. 10 hawks or 10 hawks. 50 hawks, 10 crocodiles, three brown bears, 15 wolves, one hunter with a gun with a gun, seven buffalo, 10,000 rats, five gorillas and four lions. Um, I'm gonna take
Starting point is 00:31:56 All right, so we're in an arena Right, in an arena So it's you and these Your two teammates And we're running at each other? Or I'm just in a corner You don't know Everyone's trying to kill you
Starting point is 00:32:06 That's their Everybody They're not trying to kill themselves Or like not themselves but each other The rest are trying to attack you Okay so That's their goal Okay
Starting point is 00:32:14 See I went with the 10,000 rats And the three brown bears Three brown bears That's not bad That's not bad For defense And then I sick my rat on everybody.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Okay. You got to stabilize the hunter first because he can snip you. Yeah. So I'm hiding behind the brown bears. Hopefully they can tank some bullets. And I sick my right from him. I might switch my answer. Thank you for watching the podcast.
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Starting point is 00:36:43 at checkout. That's Box of Awesome.com code Optic for 20% off your first box. box of awesome.com, code optic. I'm definitely taking 10,000 rats. Just by sheer number, you have to take the rats. That's what I said. So rats is a lock. No matter what, dude,
Starting point is 00:36:58 10,000 rats, no matter what, you're getting, it doesn't matter if it's, they're everywhere. But you gotta think, they're on top of, it doesn't matter. 10 crocodiles, four lines, 10,000 rats. A thousand rats per...
Starting point is 00:37:11 Bro, you think... Well, actually, rats could probably bite through... Well, no. Well, you pick the 10,000 rats. They'll do damage, but they're also a diversion. Just imagine. So now you've got to pick a fucking killer. So you have the 10,000 rats.
Starting point is 00:37:22 I was thinking about a one shot, hunter. The gorillas or the Cape Buffalo? See, maybe I was thinking Buffalo too. Because Buffalo, they just charge of people, right? Yeah, but you also have to keep, you have to keep somebody body. The buffaloes are getting fucked up by the bears. The hawks is the only, they're the only thing that come in from the air. Maybe, do maybe gorillas.
Starting point is 00:37:40 I keep one gorilla with me, my personal fucking bodyguard. How many, 10,000 rats and four gorillas are just fucking letting loose? That'd be vibe. how many gorillas again jp's five but the question is i'm not gonna lie if this hunter has a gun where it's one shot like if he has an ar-15 why would i not choose 10,000 rats in a hunter he's just
Starting point is 00:38:01 not bad now i think it's just like but the matter but he's gonna get fucking triangulated like there's too many for him to yeah what is he fucking keanu reeves just i mean if he has an lmg think about it rambo i guess it depends on the gun it's the gun it probably does depend on the gun i don't think he has a lmg I was thinking like a hunting.
Starting point is 00:38:20 I was thinking of a mouscrats. Yeah, I was thinking of a muskrat. John, just a one shot. The one shot, boom and... Yeah. I think 10,000 rats is a lock. Yeah, same.
Starting point is 00:38:31 But the hawks are the one that's kind of crazy. Because the hawks are coming out of you from the sky. So how the fuck do you... I was living... How can you stop? Dude, hold on. Wait, one on.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Wait, 10K rats and 50 harks might be a lock. Because they're getting sworn than fucking bing, bing, bing. No, no. There's no way. 10,000 rats and 50 hawks are going to take down all of the buffalo, gorillas, the lions, the brown bears, they're going to stomp through everybody. The crocodiles are what scares me, dude.
Starting point is 00:39:00 They're just, uh-uh, 10 crocodiles. This is actually impossible. People got mad at me for the crock because I was like, the crocodiles are nothing. No, there's something. They got mad to me for that. Yeah, crocodiles will fuck you up. Dude, this is actually a really hard question? Snakes can eat a crocodile.
Starting point is 00:39:15 I don't know. Is there a combination you survive? Probably not. So, man. I'm thinking like, yeah, everything else. If it was five hawks. You gotta count, you gotta count these. Well, no.
Starting point is 00:39:25 Well, no. Yeah, I might have to take the rats and the gorilla. Like, you're probably taking down like two. Can I control the animals? It's literally a me, but with, yeah, you control them like it's. So I'm like placing them. Like it's Starcraft. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Oh yeah. Yeah, I got a force field of rats. I have, so 10K rats, I, I, I delegate 3K to myself. I have a 3K rat force field. 3,000 rat. Dude, they're not going to do nothing. You think that, but think about 3,000 rats.
Starting point is 00:39:53 And think about a gorilla just running full speed stomping. Think about 3,000. All you see is just. Listen, no, listen, no, listen, no. I have, okay, give me 2K rats as a, no, no, no, no, give me 2K rats as a force field. The other 8K, I delegate at the opponents. So, like, they're climbing on the gorillas, all on that eyes and shit. They're not going to do that.
Starting point is 00:40:14 No, we control them. You're controlling them. Bro, and not only that, the rats will kill the lion. Dude, you have to take the rat. Can somebody unreal battle simulator this? Because lions don't really have a kick kind of. Dude, I fucking love questions like this. I can do this all day.
Starting point is 00:40:32 10,000 rats. I just don't know. I don't know who else you pick. The 10,000 rats is a must. It's a must. No, the sleeper is the hawks. It's a fuck ton. That's what I said.
Starting point is 00:40:42 The hawks. How can you combat the hawks if they're coming out of you from the sky? Oh, my God. close a gorilla could just grab this is a perspective this is the perspective yeah that's my army and look look where I'm standing deep right in the middle deep right in the middle
Starting point is 00:40:58 I'm standing behind I'm just far right all right so all right think about it ready that's a lot of rats okay oh so maybe you go maybe you're right 10 thousand harks are gonna come down and snatch some of the rats we know that right no well I think I'm picking the hawks now based on this sheer graph yeah the graph that graph like puts it perspective because you gotta think but then what if
Starting point is 00:41:17 you get snipe by the hunter. I mean, well, you have to sick, you have to sick the hawks on the hunter immediately. Grab his gun, deliver it back to you. Oh my gosh. Wait, you might have just crack the code. You don't have, it's not like your hawks are trained. Yeah, wait, you think the the hawks are killing the hunter bringing the gun back to you? Like the rats are trained to. This is all. Oh yeah. This is, this is actually not. I think about it. A hundred percent of rats. Yeah. The rats and the hawks might be the move. Yeah. But I'm not sure if you're even winning. That hunter is going to be done. It's a lane. But you got to think about how small the rats are compared to you.
Starting point is 00:41:50 You're staying out in that group. A gorilla flanks. You're standing in the middle of 10,000 rats. You're huge. Yeah, but like that motherfucker right there. But what if you just have like a hundred of them on you and you're just. Oh my God, you're on the ground and they're standing on you. You're a rat man.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Right. You're a rat man. Well, you're shot by the hunter that you just get on the rats back. The rats like take you away. It's take you to save you. Hawks lift you up. They can't get you any. buy your hoodie like this
Starting point is 00:42:18 the hawk steals the gun that another hawk like brings you back the gun then they lift you up in the air and you're shooting down on everyone oh my god keeping you up you just drop you into a safe I would watch this movie
Starting point is 00:42:34 like this is something I would watch I can't believe this hasn't been down on like battle simulator yet there's a whole Reddit and people are like really like going in depth with it and like trying to figure it out I think people that like immediately some people are like okay well I'm not picking the rats and those people get they get roasted because I think just like the sheer amount of rats are gonna
Starting point is 00:42:55 take the lines if it's like ants then like okay the rat is 10,000 ants I'm not picking the ants I'm not worried about the gorilla I'm just jumping up and down stomping I think 5,000 rats are taking out the gorillas in the in the crocodiles if they're New York rats those are each one of those right one four eight wait ten thousand rats I was gonna say each square is a thousand each square is like 1,500 rats damn so you just
Starting point is 00:43:23 send one square off per animal I don't know what would is there anything that would win versus the rats in like a 1v1 10,000 rats and a 1v1 no there's nothing on here that would beat them
Starting point is 00:43:36 the only question mark is the bears actually the hawks the hawks are the only thing that would be the rats yeah which is why yeah which is why you need the hogs you might need the hawks Sleepy head. 10K rats 50 Hawks.
Starting point is 00:43:50 There he is. If the bears and Matthew, the next guest on the flycast just a little bit. He's excited. All right, what are the next topics? We've got more cheaters and ranked. When was the last time you played ranked?
Starting point is 00:44:06 Yesterday or like yesterday or something played against two hackers and left. Yeah, there's some shit. It's getting bad, but I call this literally. I think my first ever podcast on Opti I called this. I was like, it's great right now. Just wait. and now it's to the point where it's just beyond repair.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Like unless they come out with an anti-cheat, which you're not going to do immediately, it sucks because, dude, it's confusing. You'd figure that the cheaters would be rampant when it's like the most hype game. And now that it's like falling off, I guess, like view-wise, you'd think it'd be the opposite. Like, you'd think less cheaters would play?
Starting point is 00:44:36 I don't know. Maybe it's just more prominent now because less people are playing, but it's pretty bad. Fucking losers. Did you see that, I guess it's one of those hagy tweets? That was like a quote, retweet of some guy. Yeah, he's the cheater sheriff right now. He's catching him all on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:44:50 He's like, Ash, catch him. Yeah. He died. Like, got all hype. He saw he like, yep. Got him. Got a clip. I got a clip. There he goes. He tweeted, um, he tweeted something like a quote retweet of this guy that said, like, I'm done. And apparently he is like, confessed to hacking. And like, he was like, I'm out of this space. And a bunch of people, uh, were replying like, it's been a good run, man. Like, going to. miss you and all that stuff. And J-Cap was like, it's got to be one of those.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Can you click on those, Matt? It's got to be one of these. Dude, there's no way. Like, yeah, it's this. And then look at cash, look at Caps reply. Got dudes in the replies talking about good run and good times they had.
Starting point is 00:45:33 What a sad world. That means there's discords of these guys. Full discords. Just like, yo, what, anything new? But the fantastic four. I got this. It's like a red box. And then he's like,
Starting point is 00:45:45 I'm off. Like just leave. They all have like no one like you weren't important. They all have like different sheets. Like the Fantastic Four. One is wall hacks. One is aim lock. One is super sound.
Starting point is 00:45:57 The crazy team is super. The craziest glitch or hack I ever saw that a guy got caught was in, in Vanguard. This guy's webcam died. And so when his webcam died, his webcam goes away, but his like box is still up. And behind the box. was like this little tiny like it was like a minimal mini map
Starting point is 00:46:21 so it was just a dot and his dot and everywhere he turned the other dot would like move around so he could tell which direction they were in it's like impossible to find I looked for it was behind his webcam it was behind it was hiding behind his webcam smart so that's how he was able to and I've looked for the clip a hundred times I don't think you're able to find it fuck and how to
Starting point is 00:46:45 webcam die first like cat un plugs it or something yeah i don't know just but it just malfunction he has his own he has his own tiny it's it literally minis like if you didn't know what was going on you'd be like oh there's like a glitch or something because there's two random dots but it's literally his center dot and then anywhere he would look would be the other dot would rotate and because you know it's like radar always on but i was like it was just hitting the black side of the camera when he was looking like that? No, it was just, that was where he positioned it. So he hid that with his webcam.
Starting point is 00:47:21 So he put his webcam over it. It was behind it. Right, right. So when he's playing, he can see it in that, but no one else can. And I was just like, dude, in this guy, I mean, he got caught because it was like tiny caught him or somebody. In like a 2B2. It was on Berlin. I literally never forget it because I was like, dude, if that's a cheat, like anything's possible.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Like, I was a denier for a long. time. Like yeah, okay, maybe you can download walls and you can download like different things. But now you could go to the cheat the cheat makers and you could be like, can you make a cheat where their footsteps are so loud? I know where they're always at. Like there's so many different ways to cheat because you can just ask the people who make the cheese. You can just get custom cheats. I just don't. What's the actual point? I'll never understand what they they. They get hype and shit. Every time they're like, in their clips are like shit on. Make a cheat. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Like they'll clutch up. They'll clutch. They'll win around. They lose. They complain. That's even worse. Imagine if make a cheat every time they press square a jingle happens. So like you're in OMV1.
Starting point is 00:48:26 They're planning your jingle. You're like, oh, I know he's planning. Oh, yeah, yeah. Dude, there's probably shit like that. If you're streaming, I can kind of get it like, oh, you're trying to make it streaming, you're going to look unbelievable. People are going to watch you. But the people who cheat just offline are the more, it's crazy to me.
Starting point is 00:48:41 It's crazy to me. What are you? It's more insane. Because I can see being a total casual, being like, what are these cheats like? Or like, it's kind of match your favorite pros. They're raging. Like, you might be able to beat them or something. I guess, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:57 But the people who do it on stream and are, like, getting hype and shit, it's very, very strange. Think about how crazy you have to be to go into a game, like, multiple, over 10 a day. Go in and just, like, all you got to do is L1 and R1. shoot and just you're snapping on people. Where is the fun? How are you? Like what in your mind is going? Like how is that like giving you dope?
Starting point is 00:49:19 Yeah. That's what I'm wondering. I used to play this game called combat arms and there was a cheat where like you pull out your knife and you just knife and you would just kill everyone. You just knife the air and you're getting knife kills and you're just killing everyone. And you got it got so bad eventually to the point where like one out of every five lobbies you join somebody's getting. And it's like who?
Starting point is 00:49:41 Who? who is sitting there is there a rank system mouse no there's no ring system so there's just like because I remember in Halo 2 motherfuckers would cheat
Starting point is 00:49:50 and they just cheated for the rank because it looked cool oh no but who is like grabbing their mouse and just holding down left click
Starting point is 00:49:58 just like having just the time in their life has anybody ever left the podcast briefly to use the bathroom yeah I remember Formo did one time
Starting point is 00:50:07 I thought about me first never came back I mean yeah it's almost over anyway. How much longer we got? It's all good, man. Take your time.
Starting point is 00:50:17 We'll talk about... We'll talk about 2,500 sheep cross the road. Sheesh. Oh, yeah. Did you see... Yeah, let's talk about the NBA. I don't want to talk about 2,500 sheep.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Game 7? Did he clutch? 50. 50. Really? Dude, I haven't... You saw James Hardy. Yo, Matt, can you pull up James Harding
Starting point is 00:50:36 game winner last night? Oh, my. I'm choking, not winning this, or not watching this shit. Where do I like where do I watch? Dude just get the NBA past YouTube TV. Dude it's so worth it. YouTube TV.
Starting point is 00:50:48 I watch everything. Yeah. You can watch all the games on YouTube TV? Yeah. Or do I get NBA pass? Oh, you, whatever you, whatever you, whatever. I mean, do you watch like, like whatever you prefer? I have YouTube TV.
Starting point is 00:50:58 It's like Uber YouTube or Dash. If you already have YouTube TV, just do that. Yeah. Yeah, I, uh, I've been missing all of these. But like, I know what's going on. I just never fucking even think about it. Did I? is the Dylan Brooks shit that I saw this morning
Starting point is 00:51:13 did I get got or is he really get, did he really get kicked off the team? I think I got God, I got God. No way. Yeah, apparently, I know, see, I even know of him but I don't watch it all. But people, people hate him. Yeah, because he talks shit to LeBron.
Starting point is 00:51:29 It's like joint, imagine something, look at this. Oh my, I watch his live. He's talking shit to scump and then he lose. Oh, wait, this isn't the full clip, though. That is. He took the time down from like 14 to like whatever this was and just Gaggatim. Wait, no, this might actually be real.
Starting point is 00:51:54 I mean, bro, you talk shit to LeBron. You might actually get picked off your team, no bullshit. And he did it without Joel and B game one. It's not good. Really? It's not good for Boston. But I still think... Boston's like favorites, right?
Starting point is 00:52:08 So Lakers be Grizzlies. No, there's literally an article right here. Who knows who's shit? Sam's. Stefan LeBron. Senior lead NBA Insider. So this guy looks like he's legit. The Memphis Grosley's have informed pending free agent Dylan Brooks that he will not be brought back under any circumstances.
Starting point is 00:52:29 I mean, I don't know. Let me see. That's, I mean. How do people just live? Oh, yeah. Actually, it might be real. Might be real. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:38 Bleacher report. Well, I'm not going to lie. That stems from, I don't really know that that much. But like, bro, you just talk shit to LeBron, not for that. and you show up in the playoff getting your shit put your don't piece put in was he was he getting shit on he literally said in an interview he's like uh he's like uh I don't respect nobody I poke the bear I don't respect anybody to they give me 40 yeah that's all that anybody till they give me 40 did they give him 40 blew him out by 40 they beat him by 40 they beat the grizzlies
Starting point is 00:53:06 by 40 fucking idiot bro like he's not a rookie and then you're like if John Morant said that that's a that's a whole different conversation yeah yeah like Like, okay, you talked crazy. Got put in your place, but you're all so good. I bet his teammates, because I've had some teammates in Halo like that, it's like, dude, stop talking shit. Like, can we, we got to win this fucking shit. And I bet having that kind of a teammate is fucking annoying. Like, bro, after that, maybe like Draymond Green's the only exception.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Like, I'm at Brown? Yeah. But, dude, why would you say? Imagine you're having a playoff game. Like, it just ruins the whole. There's already hype because the Grizzlies are like, they're a little chippy team. Like, they'll fuck. Like, they'll scrap, though, they'll get down.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Like, they're scrappy. They had a lot of fights this season. Grizzlies? Yeah. But, bro, you got to also think about it. Like, think about game one, they won, right? Everything was going good. Like, they were getting hype and shit.
Starting point is 00:53:59 They should have just kept it right there. Yes, you don't. And not only that, because after that, bro, after, like, LeBrono score and AD, they'll scream in his face like, yeah. Yeah. Like, now they're just on his ass. DeLo's hitting him with the. Dude, he did it because he said that in the interview during,
Starting point is 00:54:15 a home game. Yeah. And so then they go to L.A. every time he gets the ball, he gets booed. Every single time. They're not even talking shit, Nick. They're like, you fucking loser. They're just like good. And then he denied. Then he didn't do a single interview. He got five 25K
Starting point is 00:54:31 right? Yeah. He didn't do any interview. So that 25K per? I mean, that's 75 grand. And you got to think this shit's real life. So you know, winner lose, like I said, he talks shit to LeBron. So they're asking, they want to hear what he's got to say after. Why is you talking shit to LeBron? That's like And then you disappear
Starting point is 00:54:46 A total L. If it's like Curry. Talk shit to LeBron. Yeah, this is fucking don't. Let's get into it. A fucking legend versus a legend. Right. Played a night, by the way.
Starting point is 00:54:57 It's, oh, man. Definitely. I'm not to watch that. Wait, that's tonight? Really? Damn, that's fast. Is it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:03 I think it is tonight. I think it is tonight. How? Warriors Laker? I think Leaves play tonight, too. How much they practice in play? Yeah, yeah. How are they not
Starting point is 00:55:11 injured? Like, even more. Or it's just like, how do they do it, bro? Dude, they're super human. Playing a real game of basketball, especially playing 40 minutes, that's like, that's a lot. I saw practice videos like 20 years of that. Lakers.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That I agree, yeah. Like, well, but they're not in practice in killing themselves. Like, before the season, they're trying to get shit down. So, yeah, I get it. Play up, before playoff, they're probably killing themselves. But, like, practice during the week in main season or something,
Starting point is 00:55:41 they're not going in here. They're just shooting. Shooting and, like, thinking. Yeah, working. now like film and shit they're shooting and like film all these guys all these guys like work out on them by themselves yeah like at that yeah that's what I was going to say to that professional point like bro ain't nobody looking over you to work out like fuck you know what it's on you why can't keep yourself in shape buddy you're the one getting paid or whatever like
Starting point is 00:56:04 however much they get paid I wish I could have done that you see Lamar Jackson shit what the his contract 160 mil five years mom's agent she got 7.4 but his mom's agent yeah he acted as his own agent but like his mom got the cut that's awesome damn he's the highest paid NFL quarterback now
Starting point is 00:56:26 really? Damn oh yeah my home Ravens he signed oh he went back they're getting uh or did they get O'Dell are they yeah I think so I thought so Aaron Rogers are the Jets wait who got O'Dell wait I think the Ravens I could be wrong now
Starting point is 00:56:41 Aaron Rogers are the Jets yeah and the Eagles are building like a super team Somehow they're just finessing the draft, like insane. Really? They took, I think the Lions running back, who's like really good, and they're just building like a- Oh yeah, bro, the Lions are choking again. Yeah, the Eagles.
Starting point is 00:56:56 They got people gambling, losing picks. Bro, did you see, you got to watch Antonio Brown a million dollars worth of game. It's actually, like, he said Tom Brady just said, get this guy a contract, bro. He ain't got on one. Who, AB? Yeah, like he said, bro, we need this kind of team, get him a contract. Agent, call right up. I mean, that makes sense?
Starting point is 00:57:16 Really? Fucking Brady. You just feel like the fucking man. If you get to say shit and shit happened? What the fuck was that? The Hulk landing? I was ready. Did you see me?
Starting point is 00:57:27 Nobody was standing a fucking chance. Like, don't they get it? Why are you laughing, Matt? Wait, are the stars playing here tonight? Probably, that is King Kong. Oh, God, just bang the shit out of my name. Dude, anyone else have this problem with their fucking trash phone? Why does my volume go out on every?
Starting point is 00:57:44 iPhone I get what am I doing wrong what do you want you show you shower oh my phone is fucked I got an iPhone 11 sometimes you got to close the app music playing as loud as it goes there's no way there's no way close I swear to got on everything I love close the app and open it back up it don't work it's a dog it's gonna work five gifted I would have to I have to do everything on speaker five gifted if it works all right oh yeah fine if I gifted but I don't get five gifted or I don't give you I can just only receive Okay
Starting point is 00:58:18 Damn It works on my phone It's all bad Bro Every phone This is the only problem I have the iPhone Do you wait
Starting point is 00:58:27 Do you listen to music No In the shower? Never but only Just shower like I'm just like this Nah The only thing I do
Starting point is 00:58:37 Fuck up probably is by Leaving it like by the sink When I take a shower And it's just steamy It's fuck Yeah But like There's no way
Starting point is 00:58:44 can go underwater now. I bring my phone in the shower. There's no way. What's going on? Yeah. Did you like the new Jack Harlow album? Oh, everybody? I don't listen to that shit.
Starting point is 00:58:51 I haven't listened. Everybody. Just not. Oh, black mocks. Listen to Fred again. Don't tell me. Yeah. I've listened.
Starting point is 00:59:00 I think Fred again's like king right now. Don't tell me you. Fred again is like, Fred again is the number one idiot. I literally. I want to see him live so bad. I haven't stopped listening. I haven't stopped listening to. All right.
Starting point is 00:59:09 Well, I think that's probably going to do it. Right? 10,000 rats. is, well, 50. And 50 hawks. That's a conclusion. All right, guys. Thank you guys so much for watching the optic podcast.
Starting point is 00:59:20 That is going to do it. That was episode 121, I think, or something like that. We will see you in the next one. Peace, everybody. Everyone, go watch. I ran a marathon with no training featuring Hitch. All right. Matt Craig.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Hit it with the music.

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