OpTic Podcast - MBOZE OUTRUNS A BEAR 😂 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 122
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I've seen videos like that.
Do you say run down the hill if there's one by.
Just sprint down that bitch.
I'll stop.
You'd be like a meteor going on that fucking hill.
I'd be like a meteor going on that fucking hill.
I literally jump and just roll.
Like I don't get to fuck what I break.
Fucking hell.
I don't give a fuck what I break.
You'd fucking alert NASA if you hit a hill.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm like to be my bed.
You'd probably, he'd probably gnaut your back.
I just fuck that right picture is your back with his hand on it.
Dude.
I don't fucking Nick laughing so hard.
Big ass, buddy.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Optic podcast.
Episode.
122. I am here with myself.
My name is Davis.
Maniac, his name is Nick.
Methods.
His name is Antonio.
And then my man Marcus Blanks.
No one calls me that.
Anthony.
What, your real name is Antonio?
Anthony, no, it's not Antonio.
It's Antonio, the fourth.
He's a fourth.
It's like the Italian thing.
Antonio, Anthony, Zinny.
Which one's your fucking name?
Anthony.
Anthony.
Also known as Zinn or Tony or Ant.
Your last name's Zinny, okay.
You didn't know that?
Dude, I honestly, I don't know.
He has so many fucking names.
Yeah, I don't think I,
Dennis don't think I knew that either.
I didn't know it was Anthony, so I thought you're a person.
You didn't know my last name was Zinni?
No.
Why do you think I was called that?
Um,
Why is anyone called anyone?
You're definitely fucking on me.
I think I don't think I am.
I think maybe I am, but I don't think I am.
Yeah, I don't think I am either.
Dude, what?
Zinn.
Zinn.
Well, you do have like 500 names.
Yeah, Zin, Zinnie, Anthony, Tony.
The Backman.
Fat-ass?
Wait, the back man.
What's the back man?
Oh, my God.
When did the long back?
Wait, is that like a fat joke?
He started.
On the watch on the watch party you started talking about how big my back is
So the so the community started giving me names for my back to like the back man human ride shield
Human ride shield captain America
Just like turn towards them
I feel like he's like a laugh
I feel Zinny's like small like look from the top to the back ratio
It's not that crazy for back
I see the neck hair though
Yeah dude
under the shirt.
I imagine what's under the shirt.
Wait, that's the worst part.
The neck hair, like the...
How's your nethers?
Nethers?
What is that?
Like, your nether region.
Oh, I mean...
It can get wild.
It's got to get wild down there.
We got to tame it, but it gets wild.
Fuck.
Yeah, so we were back with another episode.
We got a bunch of amazing topics that have been picked out by Emac Craig.
I needed to show up today.
I needed to laugh.
You needed a laugh.
Yeah.
What's been going on with you?
You're fucking welcome.
He's fucking David Gagins.
That's what's going up with him.
Yeah, that is.
I'm just fucking, I'm tired.
I'm tired, man.
What the fucking maniac tired of?
Jeez, don't get me.
I got three weeks left.
I'm trying to grind it out.
Okay, but you can't just like couch it.
We buff the cardio.
We've lowered the calories.
I don't know.
Today, I'm just,
not in the mood.
Last week I saw.
You cannot be in a mood.
It's okay.
Good.
After you're done, after you're done with it, are you going to like couch it and
no.
No, man.
I'm going to come.
These next three weeks, these next three weeks.
Ice cream are testimony.
One of those, but a limited amount.
These next three weeks, I'm going to be waking up doing an hour of cardio.
Waits in the evening.
I'm counting every fucking calorie that goes in my body.
So it's like I'm going to be putting in too much work to like when this.
I feel like when this ends,
I almost want to go to 75.
Like when it ends at 60 days,
I'm going to like figure out the video,
finish the video.
But I might like keep it going to like 75 days.
So the people do 70,
you know what 75 hard is?
75 hard?
Yeah.
Like the two workouts today.
Yeah,
two workouts a day.
One outside.
Read a fucking page of a book.
Read 10 pages of a book.
One of your workouts outside.
But it's like a, it's like what I'm doing.
But it's like a popular trend on like Instagram and TikTok.
People are doing 75 days.
So I might just go to that just so they can't want up me.
But yeah, I don't know.
It's taken its, it's just taking its toll.
I'm like it's almost like uninterested in everything else.
I just want to get this fucking over with.
Are you still like vlogging shit?
Not really.
I made a vlog last week.
And it's just sitting there.
I haven't edited it, bro.
I don't, I don't, dude, I literally made a whole vlog,
showed everything I ate, even came in here,
recorded Zinny and Seth and their 1v1s,
which I do have the footage if you need to prove
that you beat him like six times straight before.
I don't know what they,
I didn't even watch the video.
No, he uploaded the video.
And it was just Seth winning the whole time.
When I walked in, it was Zinny winning the whole time.
Wait, what was this?
No, I beat him off stream before anybody came in.
I fucking smoked them.
But it was that day.
I have the video.
He's like,
do if you upload that,
be so mad.
I was like,
dude,
shut the fuck up.
I just hit save
on my first upload.
Ooh,
I'm excited for that.
Because I kind of want to do,
bro,
I was like imagining
my retaliation
or not retaliation
but like my response
sort of to that.
Yeah.
I mean,
I don't know.
It'll be,
I'm excited to watch that.
But I was thinking,
so everything's done.
It's edited.
thumbnail title
it's ready to go
it's no views right now
uploaded 10 seconds
there we go
a marathon with no training
I'm the first like
I don't want to
now I'll wait till it uploads
I'm going to watch it already
but uh
I was thinking of like how I could
because like the
sort of like
I guess one-uping that
you just meet his favorite soccer player
I ran 23 months
I met your favorite soccer player
figure out something to like
well we have a video idea
that we're going to do it together
yeah
but I want to figure out something
that I could like sort of I don't know
play with that
after my video
we are going to be chalked for a month
I'm so excited
muck bangs
I don't think I'm going to do this
so I'm just going to say it
what are we going to do muck bangs
wait you wouldn't watch me and him muckbang
no for sure I would
I'm going to say this because there's no way
I'm going to do it but I was thinking of walking
to friscoe and back
Oh my God.
But there's no one.
You would never.
But there's like no way.
And it's like,
could I even make it like or let's go?
Make the video seem like I'm copying you,
but then be like,
all right,
now I'm walking back.
Yeah.
Got you.
Got you.
60 miles.
There's no fucking.
You would have to.
You would literally have to bring a tent.
Like that would be the fun part of the video is you camping out on the side of the highway.
Where is you camping out?
Velvet Taco?
Yeah.
Side of the road.
In Walmart?
I don't know.
That's a lot, though.
Those from walking, I stayed it in Walmart.
Camp out of the Walmart parking lot.
That's just, that might be too much.
I'd have to think of something else.
Video we're going to do is going to be fucking annoying.
Wait, how did I sign up for this?
Because I asked you and you said yes.
And I cannot back out.
Yeah, after my video's over, I'm down.
I'm down for like some weird.
Yeah, I've got some weirdo challenges.
Good ideas.
It's just like their optic YouTube's back
Zinnies saving it too
Zen got the fucking spark
And now he's like turning
Everyone gets platoing
And now he doesn't know how to deal with it
No I mean once it just doesn't go
As a fucking amazing
It's not one of one you're like
Wow my life
My last three videos I was like
I was like slumping and I was like
I was getting upset
My last three I got one of ten
Two of ten and four of ten
I'll take a four or ten any day of the week.
That's a great week.
But there was like a week where I saw nine to ten,
10 of ten and I was like, oh no.
It's over.
YouTube's fucking hard.
I don't get it.
Dude, it's so hard.
Well, I too.
I'll even see good videos that only have like,
like I'll see.
The only shit that pops up on my YouTube is like fitness stuff.
And I'll see people that have like a professional cameraman,
like sick edits, fucking.
And they'll have like 6K views in a day.
I'm just like, dude, like,
I guess it's an investment.
They're just passionate, bro.
I guess it's more of an investment these days.
What?
It's all it counts.
The investment?
And then you lead that.
Just put some fucking effort in.
But just using YouTube as long as you're trying.
Using YouTube to like bring them into like something else.
That's the hardest part.
That's yeah.
It's the hardest part of.
doing this is like transferring
a following from YouTube
to Twitch or from YouTube to
get some Twitter followers or
YouTube to Instagram is the hardest thing to do
not everyone could do that
that's why motherfuckers be
I'm surprised if someone with one million followers on
Instagram 5,000 followers on
Twitter tenta
you gotta have that sauce
you gotta have I'm telling you this shit is not as
easy as people think
if people are so
entertaining
I feel like I don't know.
I think I got like spoiled with maybe I was like a good vlogger,
like entertainer in my videos.
But like some of the people now it's just like,
not that it looks so forced,
but it's just like you can tell they're like bread for this shit.
I mean,
it's just like,
of course you're getting fucking views.
Like you are all about like you're just,
you're super entertaining.
And it's just like how like are they waking up and just being like down and like
not feeling it but they just know how to turn it the fuck on?
I have a little.
I feel like we kind of did that.
Like, let's just sit.
Like, there's a limit to where I can go.
Because certain shit I just, I won't do.
With the fake shit.
Like that fucking TikTok, I'm not doing that.
I'm not going to sit there, dance, make videos with my girl, none of that.
Like, I'm not going to sit there and have a voice and we act to a voice and shit.
Like, come on.
Be realistic.
I mean, some people just like it.
Like, I'm not doing that for money or views.
Straight up.
It's fair.
I think some people, some people probably aren't even looking at it.
Like, like, they don't.
that's like the attention.
Anybody that's a creator.
I just want to create something I want to create.
Doing what we do,
not gaming,
but like just everything in general.
Like they started TikTok to grow there.
Didn't start TikTok for fun.
Oh,
I get what you're saying.
Like not to actually create,
but to like grow some shit.
Come on.
Let's be realistic.
Yeah.
And we're being a realistic.
Like everyone's always just like,
like if you have like a,
like for the flycast as an example,
like the flycast is great.
But like do you guys,
have a Twitter or like a like a you really should be cutting up flight cast clips and putting them
on Instagram yeah yeah yeah we really should I mean we should Twitter yeah
Instagram every every single thing you should have nine clips that come out of every stream and
those should go on your Twitter or your Instagram so I just I know I need a fucking page that will
work for free dude we have two of them that you want to STT and it's still like it's it's an impossible
task to keep up with everything like Atlas runs Instagram
Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, True runs Twitter or like, like, uh, Twitch and, oh, and Atlas runs Twitch and YouTube.
So like that's like it's still hard to keep up with because.
What do you mean like hard to keep up with like views wise or like just to do all?
constantly update everything.
Yeah.
Like you feel like you're not putting up enough shorts.
So you make, you make a couple shorts and then those shorts can go on TikTok, but TikTok doesn't.
I just hate how some of some of the doing this like 60.
day video some of this time sometimes i'm in there and i feel like i'm because we were talking about like let's
let's do shorts and all that and like tictox and whatever and i felt like sometimes i'm like i'm talking
knowing it's a short and it just like almost like throws me off you know what i'm saying it's like
yeah it's almost like it's like not natural because i know i let's out of this video let's get like three
tic tics or three reels yeah and it's just like i don't know it's just
kind of those reals are pretty good though
they popped up or the youtube
shorts then that was when I was like
but that's like at its when I was like at its peak
and I was like your peak high life yeah
like I was like I was like I was peaking I was feeling it
I was like hype about it I was like I wanted to get
this shit off my chest and then it's like I say it once
then it's like the next time we record
like the next week or something I might not
be in that sort of mood so it's
like those thoughts aren't fucking like storming
my brain for me to like want to get out
and it's just, I'll just want to like get the good shots for the workout or something
and not like sit there and talk and I don't know.
It's a fucking, it's a whole other beast what YouTube is turning into.
There's just so many more people.
There's so many more people.
There's so many more people.
Even from like 20, 2017, like think about how many people like there were.
And if you go back further than that, like 2010, there were like nine people that had like a million.
That's why Hex's montage has seven million views.
Like, because nobody, dude, I remember I looked up, somebody sent me, uh, the whole reason I got into YouTube is, um, uh, my cousin actually sent me a voice, a voicemail message.
Maybe you could send a voice message on Xbox 360.
Uh-huh.
And he was like, he was like, he was like, hey, he was watching a live flycast right now.
Who is going back and forth?
Feel free to tune in.
No, no, no, no.
I'm loving it, dog.
This is.
Because I, because I relate a lot to what he's.
same like the mood. So what you're saying is you want to be on our flycast episode
right after this. Not today, but I'm down. I'm 100% down. But he sent me a voice message that
said, hey, I don't know if you guys have ever seen this, but you got to YouTube search this guy
Optic Predator. I think he's cheating because there's no way someone's that good. This is 2005.
Didn't YouTube come out in 2005? No, this is 2009. Hey guys, it's Fred. Yeah,
That guy?
No?
Yeah, Fred.
I know Fred.
I thought you get that immediately.
That's insane.
I feel like he was like the biggest YouTuber growing up.
Remember shoe nice?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shoe nice.
Hey guys.
Shoon ice.
Today I need a basketball.
Wendke and shit.
Yeah.
Like eat toilet paper.
He'll eat like a 12 pack of toilet paper.
He'll drink a bottle of listerine and then a bottle of hanny right after.
What?
What are you talking about?
Chug him, dude.
I feel like you've had.
He'll eat shoe strings.
You definitely.
I've seen shoe nice.
If you watch a video of shoe nice, there's no way you don't know.
No.
J.P., is there any way you can pull up shoe nice?
Shoe nice.
Mike's workout.
My name Roger for this.
Oh shit, never mind.
It's still the island of T.T.
Shoe nice is the OG of YouTube.
Oh my God, he's so up.
He's still going?
No, there's no way.
He's still going.
Oh, nine days ago.
Bro, you know what's crazy?
Petron.
Like, you know, like, the channel.
Like a channel like this liquid ass slam.
No, this is a new this is a new channel too.
Are you sure?
Hey everyone, shoe nice again.
What?
Basically I quit drinking two weeks ago, but I forgot somebody was sending me a bottle of
Petrone Tequila, a friend of a famous rapper we won't mention, so let's get along with it.
They said I had to open it in front of them so they know it's for real.
So this way, this guy just drinks and eats stuff.
Like this video is probably old as shit.
It's mostly drinks.
He's just like he'll just, he's about to just chug that in three seconds.
Whole bottle of the show.
Well, in his next video, it said liquid ass slam.
So he just drinks a bottle of liquid ass.
Like, I'm telling him, like.
What the fuck is liquid ass?
It's like the spray shit that smells like ass.
It's like a stink bomb, but in a liquid spray.
That's what I figured, but he drank it?
No, I think we're good.
He's done some, and he'll just slam that whole bottle.
Oh, wow.
Like he'll just completely chug it.
Oh, wait.
You too.
Serious?
This was me last summer
And then I'd have a podcast the next morning
He just said he wasn't drinking anymore
He said I stopped drinking last Tuesday
Yeah, he forgot
Dude
I would die
You think he's immediately like belligerent
Uh probably in like five minutes
He's probably not belligerent though
He's probably just like kind of normal
How many people die doing that?
I don't know
Probably not
I couldn't do that.
I take one tequila shot, I'm ready to go home.
A bottle?
It takes a patrol?
Yeah, one teal shot I'm done.
Four Buccotti cogs and I was blasted.
Bro, I had a high tolerance last year.
Lifted?
Yeah, he also had illness problems.
Not physical.
Well, it got pretty bad last year.
My tolerance.
Bro, I would go to an event and just drink like,
not even necessarily
at an event
but like me and my girl
would get a bottle
and just like drink a bottle
that day
and then like wake up
the next day
fucking hung over
how you go get
maybe it wasn't
maybe it wasn't you
I feel like
no it was me
like a casual Tuesday
I see the way she drinks
and I'm like
this was actually mostly me
like a casual Tuesday
you'd kill a bottle
kind of if they're
like why is page calling
should I answer this
yeah
I'm at it
I didn't turn it
an alcoholic
but I was like
I see how people
can do this
what
Oh, good. You just got your haircut.
Yeah.
Your story just popped up.
Okay, so I have a question.
You're on speaker.
And you're on the podcast.
And you're live on the podcast.
Recording live.
Thousands are listening.
Fuck.
Call me later.
I wonder how hard we just clutched.
I'm sure it's not.
No, I'm sure it's not.
Probably nothing important.
He's about to be like, I have a question.
Then she goes, you know how last week you told me you didn't want to do the flycast with Hitchie anymore?
You imagine?
Something like that.
What were we talking about alcohol?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
All right.
How was L.A.?
You just got back from L.A.?
Hey, fucking out.
Hold on.
I got to bring up a text from him being in L.A.
I actually got a good story.
So I was fucking parking my car in storage.
And I don't know if I told you guys this story.
I was parking my car and story.
in first go, right? Because I was leaving. I knew it was going to go to Columbus,
then tell I. So I'm parking there, right? Put it in. First of all, I fucking took me 20
minutes getting that small shit hole. And then I finally put the double locks on. As I'm putting
the second lock on, I look to my right, Bobcat. I heard this on the podcast. Wait,
in the storage? Is it an indoor? It was outside. I was out of like. So we're like looking at
each other and I just stomp my foot hard to tell like, like, what you didn't do? Right.
because like I wasn't going to yell
but so I just stung my foot
loud as hard as hell and it got scared
but like I backed up
the way it backed up I saw its wingspan
and it got scared for like a second
and then it like stood at
stared at me for a second
I'm like in my mind
I'm thinking so many thoughts started
running through my mind
I'm gonna tell you the first three
no way I die like this before going
to take Columbus
no way I die like this to a bobcat
three I gotta get the fuck out of here
those are three three
that went to my mind at that moment. Makes sense.
It walks away, normal.
It just walks away, bro. And I'm like, okay.
So I'm walking to the gate.
Turn around.
Walk in the gate. Yeah.
Bro, I turned around. I'm looking.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Bro, this motherfucker has his head around
the corner, like a human, like.
Like looking at it.
I'm like,
I'm like, you're like, you get the fuck out of here.
My Uber said six minutes away.
I'm like, started raging in my mind.
I went through the gate.
this motherfucker sprints across.
I'm like, close the gate,
and I'm just praying every fucking second.
Like, I'm refreshing the Uber app.
It finally gets there and I'm good, but like, fuck, man.
Just on the side of the road.
They can like a bobcat.
What?
I thought more.
I thought he was going to recruit.
Listen to this text, Mark sent me while he was in LA.
He said, I'm at this incredible Italian spot in LA.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Then he named everything he got.
Broccoli sausage pasta, eggplant,
some kind of mozzarella rice dipping combo.
Wine, bread, dessert.
Then he said, all for one, by the way.
It was a fucking eating.
Like a six-course meal.
I was in tears.
It was actually really good.
I had a great time by myself.
Of course, I get fucking scammed.
I'm like, you have wine I could taste?
I don't drink wine.
You know, I hate wine.
And then he brings it out $25.
For a taste?
For a glass.
Fucking scam artist.
Yeah, man.
She was expensive.
I don't even drink it.
You didn't drink that?
I hate wine.
I just was feeling myself.
It was a good weekend.
You're like, I just got back from the watch party.
You think you could take the Bobcat 1v1?
Like life or death?
How big was the Bobcat?
How big is a Bobcat?
Like, how big is it?
I mean, it was probably the size, like, two sides,
like Junior put together like two or three times.
Do Bobcat?
Junior put together two or three?
Nah, you're fucking him up there.
Yeah, Junior?
That's like, my cat.
Do Bobcats kill humans?
Yeah, Jay, can you make that up.
Probably like, no, like, four juniors, probably.
Human fatalities.
No, I'm fucking up, bro.
No, no, don't type in that.
Just type in Bobcat.
I'm fucking fucking up a Bobcat.
You want to watch a Bobcat fucking.
I don't want to watch them.
I want to know what the stats.
You know what's fucking crazy?
Like, no lie.
Like, it should look well kept, though.
It literally looked like a baby lion.
Like, I'm not sure.
Oh, yeah, you can fuck that.
I want one.
That is, like, that size.
Yes, like that size.
That size?
That's literally a cat.
Well, skinnier than that.
But it was.
That size but skinnier.
Like not that much meat on it.
Yeah, no, you're fucking that.
Like dude, if that motherfucker gets angry,
it's gonna be war for sure.
Can Bobcats?
Okay, now go to the regular search.
I don't even want to fuck with that.
You ever see a cat move around like an apartment?
Imagine that.
That's why I don't like cats.
You know that?
Dude, I saw a, I think an article
about this guy who was running a marathon
in the, like a path.
And he saw, like, behind him
that there was like a bear
that was following him.
So he called all of his love he's called his mom and said, hey, I think a bear is chasing me and I'm
you know running and on the it was like it was an official competition.
So was there multiple people?
There's multiple no, but they, but they when they're running that they're super spread apart.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna be up there.
The bear literally ended up chasing him down and killing him.
What?
Yeah.
Isn't that fucking crazy?
He called his mom said a bear is chasing me.
He called his mom said, I think a bear is chasing me and he was on a run.
So was he like saying goodbye?
Yeah, like I'm about to get fucked up basically saying I don't know what's about that into existence
I really do
I mean you can't do anything to a bear what do you do? No there's not there's not there's nothing you can do
just you can't do anything they're quick they can climb trees not even a fucking
bro dude even if you yeah you'd have to headshot it like a few times to stop that thing like I'm not your own
not one head shots take it out a bear yeah it's gonna like if say if it's running at you and you headshot it
close it's still gonna do exactly what it was doing gravel you might die a few 30 seconds later but then
i parry it yeah right yeah right yeah right no not a grizzly bear i don't know if this was a grisly
dude you can't be no like dude that thing you're gonna need a shock gonna take that thing out wait
less than one person per year wait that's actually one that's a shocking stat black bears though
is that brown bears ones that fuck you up 750 000 that's a north of really less than
than one person on average.
That's in North America.
Maybe we're taught,
maybe they're not as aggressive as we think.
Well, no, I'm pretty sure.
I mean, we just don't go over there.
What's the saying?
No, polar bears,
if you ever see a polar bear, you're toast.
Really?
You're done.
They're like, they're fucking up.
Well, yeah, I probably never see a polar bear.
No, but they're coming after you.
Like, there's no, like, if you make eye contact,
you're done.
Why?
What's the saying?
I wish you would.
No, what's,
look up the bear saying.
Do I got a shotgun or something?
Dude, you're going to, I'm telling you,
you're going to imagine.
Imagine what is the bear saying?
Oh yeah, if it's brown, lay down, if it's black, fight back, if it's white, good night.
So polar bears will fuck you up.
Regardless.
If it's black, you're trying to scare it away.
And if it's brown, you just got to stay still and like literally become one with the earth.
I've seen videos like that.
You say run down the hill if there's one by.
Sprint down that bitch.
I'll stop.
Fuck it.
You'd be like a meteorore going on that fucking hill.
I literally jump.
just rolled like I don't get a fuck what I break fucking hell I don't give a fuck what I
break you'd fucking alert NASA have you hit a hill I don't give a fuck I'm like to
my bed you'd probably he'd probably gnaut your back I just fuck that right
picture is your back with his hand on it dude how do you nick laughing so hard big
ass bite dude I can't believe that's a real thing look at that let me all right
Let me ask you this.
It looks CGI.
Like, on like, you can't fucking cap.
Just give me the real answer.
The size of that bobcat I saw, if you saw a bear that size.
Would you be scared or would you try to greet it?
But it's not like fucking with you or nothing.
It's just like around.
I'm probably trying.
If I can fuck it up, I'm trying to like, but you know mama, mama bear.
No, no, no mama bear, not close nothing.
Yeah, I'll try to.
Same.
I'll try to greet it.
I am what they call in the industry a big.
Because.
When one time I went to a gas station and there was a goat there and you got to stay and the goat was walking towards me and I was like
Yo like don't walk towards me. I do the same. It's a wild animal. You don't fucking know. I was a wild
I mean there's only one
What if it lowers his head and just spray? Exactly
There's only one
Animal that I see still to this day that I always shit myself people in the comments probably get mad at me, but a pit bull
I'm always scared of people no lie so my people's just something in my heart like dude I've got
Growing up, that was like the scary dog.
Yeah.
That was the aggressive dog.
And no matter what, I get it.
There's a lot of nice ones, 100%.
Just like that stigma mentally.
It's just like, I can't shake that.
I think the stigma is, I'm by.
If it doesn't do anything if I'm buying and it tries to like come lick me or something, that's different.
Yeah.
But as soon as you see it and then it gets high, it's like, er.
And then you're like, he's nice.
It's already over.
If it's a mini.
If it's a mini golden doodle, I'm like Mr. Elastic.
I want to pet that fucking dog.
Right.
Yeah.
Pipple, I'm good.
I'm going to walk.
past you guys have a great night yeah i mean i've met some very sweet pit bulls but i'm like you're
one bad day away from being able to kill a person yeah because they're so fucking
tank i got chased by a dog in chicago that was a scary shit of my life bro like no lie really
like when we were living there i was in fucking south side chicago i get out of the car and i hear
someone saying i hear like a chain hopping around but i'm walking this is the street right here
i'm walking to turn right on that street right so i parked my car here i'm walking my car here i'm
walking through the middle of the street and I'm going to that corner as I'm getting to the corner I hear
ching ching and I hear a lady say don't run don't run he's he's nice don't run he's I'm like I'm
just take my chance they just love the chase I'm literally I'm just gonna run like I didn't see the dog yet
I'm just just taking my chances running but like as I'm about to run I look around the corner
bro this motherfucker was huge he had muscles dude bro I took all bro running
jump I don't know whose car I was on top of but I was on top of a car he was at the bottom
on her car she came around the corner got the dog I'm like she don't run the whole time I was
thinking about mine she said don't run she said don't run he would have destroyed me how how old were
I think they just like the chase though 20 21 he would have destroyed oh shit this is he would
yeah that long ago why do I feel like a south side Chicago dog is different to bro that
mother like he was running at something he didn't see you know it's fucking crazy
the lady was right when I looked around there was two people against the gate like and he ran right
by him just to you yeah I was like oh my god bro my heart was too I definitely prepare myself
when I walk past like a pit bull or something but I feel like I could take them dude not unless I get
unlucky and they just latch on to my neck yeah you're getting hurt but I feel like like I want some like
dude they got to put like a stick in their mouth to get a jitsu shit like I have the technique they're
gonna take me down wait let's ask a let's ask mark yeah we talked out we
actually spoke about this on the podcast and I agreed with him I agreed with him there's
probably not one dog that could beat me Tim wait what he were on the Pine Park
podcast we talked about this like what animal you can kill and like I'm
undefeated versus any dog any dog in a room one I got to come out of live I'm coming out
live that big ass pit bull from Chicago I would just know in a one me like life or death
bro, bite my leg all you want, I'm gonna stomp this.
Or just like.
I'd be shitting myself, dude.
Yeah, I feel like I'd be.
Nick and I have a question that.
I would never want to harm it.
I'm just saying.
Nick and I have a question that we got roasted about answering last flycast.
So you, you must pick two of these things, these groups to defend you.
And the rest are coming to kill you.
Keep that in mind.
So which ones are you going to pick?
You're in an arena.
You're in an arena.
Is it multiple choice?
No, there's like a list of six things and you only get to pick two of them.
Okay.
And the rest are your opponents.
Okay, okay.
Pick two.
50 hawks.
Okay.
10 crocodiles.
Three brown bears.
15 wolves.
Wait, can you write this up there?
JP?
15 wolves.
Go ahead.
Or just look up 10,000 rats question.
It'll come up.
Or 10,000 rats?
Yeah, or just Google 10,000.
That's what I go I googled 10,000 rats question.
This is a really good question.
10,000 rats is a lot of rats.
Yeah.
10,000.
Okay, there it is, there it is.
So 50 hawks.
Three bears versus 10,000 rats.
There it is, there it is.
10 hawks or 10 hawks.
50 hawks, 10 crocodiles, three brown bears, 15 wolves, one hunter with a gun with a gun, seven
buffalo, 10,000 rats, five gorillas and four lions.
Um, I'm gonna take
All right, so we're in an arena
Right, in an arena
So it's you and these
Your two teammates
And we're running at each other?
Or I'm just in a corner
You don't know
Everyone's trying to kill you
That's their
Everybody
They're not trying to kill themselves
Or like not themselves but each other
The rest are trying to attack you
Okay so
That's their goal
Okay
See I went with the 10,000 rats
And the three brown bears
Three brown bears
That's not bad
That's not bad
For defense
And then I sick my rat
on everybody.
Okay.
You got to stabilize the hunter first because he can snip you.
Yeah.
So I'm hiding behind the brown bears.
Hopefully they can tank some bullets.
And I sick my right from him.
I might switch my answer.
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I'm definitely taking 10,000 rats.
Just by sheer number, you have to take the rats.
That's what I said.
So rats is a lock.
No matter what, dude,
10,000 rats, no matter what,
you're getting, it doesn't matter if it's,
they're everywhere.
But you gotta think, they're on top of,
it doesn't matter.
10 crocodiles, four lines,
10,000 rats.
A thousand rats per...
Bro, you think...
Well, actually, rats could probably bite through...
Well, no.
Well, you pick the 10,000 rats.
They'll do damage, but they're also a diversion.
Just imagine.
So now you've got to pick a fucking killer.
So you have the 10,000 rats.
I was thinking about a one shot, hunter.
The gorillas or the Cape Buffalo?
See, maybe I was thinking Buffalo too.
Because Buffalo, they just charge of people, right?
Yeah, but you also have to keep, you have to keep somebody body.
The buffaloes are getting fucked up by the bears.
The hawks is the only, they're the only thing that come in from the air.
Maybe, do maybe gorillas.
I keep one gorilla with me, my personal fucking bodyguard.
How many, 10,000 rats and four gorillas are just fucking letting loose?
That'd be vibe.
how many gorillas again jp's five
but the question is i'm not gonna lie
if this hunter has a gun where it's one shot
like if he has an ar-15 why would i not choose
10,000 rats in a hunter he's just
not bad now i think it's just like but the matter
but he's gonna get fucking triangulated like there's too many
for him to yeah what is he fucking keanu reeves just
i mean if he has an lmg think about it
rambo i guess it depends on the gun it's the gun
it probably does depend on the gun i don't think he has a lmg
I was thinking like a
hunting.
I was thinking of a mouscrats.
Yeah, I was thinking of a muskrat.
John, just a one shot.
The one shot,
boom and...
Yeah.
I think 10,000 rats is a lock.
Yeah, same.
But the hawks are the one
that's kind of crazy.
Because the hawks are coming out of you from the sky.
So how the fuck do you...
I was living...
How can you stop?
Dude, hold on.
Wait, one on.
Wait, 10K rats and 50 harks might be a lock.
Because they're getting sworn
than fucking bing, bing, bing.
No, no.
There's no way.
10,000 rats and 50 hawks are going to take down all of the buffalo,
gorillas, the lions, the brown bears, they're going to stomp through everybody.
The crocodiles are what scares me, dude.
They're just, uh-uh, 10 crocodiles.
This is actually impossible.
People got mad at me for the crock because I was like, the crocodiles are nothing.
No, there's something.
They got mad to me for that.
Yeah, crocodiles will fuck you up.
Dude, this is actually a really hard question?
Snakes can eat a crocodile.
I don't know.
Is there a combination you survive?
Probably not.
So, man.
I'm thinking like, yeah, everything else.
If it was five hawks.
You gotta count, you gotta count these.
Well, no.
Well, no.
Yeah, I might have to take the rats and the gorilla.
Like, you're probably taking down like two.
Can I control the animals?
It's literally a me, but with, yeah, you control them like it's.
So I'm like placing them.
Like it's Starcraft.
Okay, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I got a force field of rats.
I have, so 10K rats, I, I,
I delegate 3K to myself.
I have a 3K rat force field.
3,000 rat.
Dude, they're not going to do nothing.
You think that, but think about 3,000 rats.
And think about a gorilla just running full speed stomping.
Think about 3,000.
All you see is just.
Listen, no, listen, no, listen, no.
I have, okay, give me 2K rats as a, no, no, no, no, give me 2K rats as a force field.
The other 8K, I delegate at the opponents.
So, like, they're climbing on the gorillas, all on that eyes and shit.
They're not going to do that.
No, we control them.
You're controlling them.
Bro, and not only that, the rats will kill the lion.
Dude, you have to take the rat.
Can somebody unreal battle simulator this?
Because lions don't really have a kick kind of.
Dude, I fucking love questions like this.
I can do this all day.
10,000 rats.
I just don't know.
I don't know who else you pick.
The 10,000 rats is a must.
It's a must.
No, the sleeper is the hawks.
It's a fuck ton.
That's what I said.
The hawks.
How can you combat the hawks if they're coming out of you from the sky?
Oh, my God.
close a gorilla could just grab this is a
perspective this is the perspective yeah
that's my army and look look where
I'm standing deep right in the middle
deep right in the middle
I'm standing behind I'm just far right
all right so all right think about it ready
that's a lot of rats okay oh so maybe you go
maybe you're right 10 thousand harks are gonna come
down and snatch some of the rats we know that right
no well I think I'm picking the hawks now based on this sheer
graph yeah the graph that graph like puts it
perspective because you gotta think but then what if
you get snipe by the hunter. I mean, well, you have to sick, you have to sick the hawks on the
hunter immediately. Grab his gun, deliver it back to you. Oh my gosh. Wait, you might have just
crack the code. You don't have, it's not like your hawks are trained. Yeah, wait, you think the
the hawks are killing the hunter bringing the gun back to you? Like the rats are trained to. This is all.
Oh yeah. This is, this is actually not. I think about it. A hundred percent of rats. Yeah.
The rats and the hawks might be the move. Yeah. But I'm not sure if you're even winning.
That hunter is going to be done. It's a lane.
But you got to think about how small the rats are compared to you.
You're staying out in that group.
A gorilla flanks.
You're standing in the middle of 10,000 rats.
You're huge.
Yeah, but like that motherfucker right there.
But what if you just have like a hundred of them on you and you're just.
Oh my God, you're on the ground and they're standing on you.
You're a rat man.
Right.
You're a rat man.
Well, you're shot by the hunter that you just get on the rats back.
The rats like take you away.
It's take you to save you.
Hawks lift you up.
They can't get you any.
buy your hoodie like this
the hawk steals the gun that another
hawk like brings you back the gun
then they lift you up in the air and you're shooting
down on everyone oh my god
keeping you up
you just
drop you into a safe
I would watch this movie
like this is something I would watch
I can't believe this hasn't been down on like battle
simulator yet there's a whole Reddit and people are like
really like going in depth with it
and like trying to figure it out
I think people that like immediately
some people are like okay well I'm not picking the rats and those people get
they get roasted because I think just like the sheer amount of rats are gonna
take the lines if it's like ants then like okay the rat is 10,000 ants I'm not
picking the ants I'm not worried about the gorilla I'm just jumping up and down
stomping I think 5,000 rats are taking out the gorillas in the in the
crocodiles if they're New York rats those are each one of those right one
four eight wait ten thousand rats I was gonna say
each square is a thousand
each square is like 1,500 rats
damn so you just
send one square off
per animal
I don't know what would
is there anything that would win
versus the rats in like a 1v1
10,000 rats
and a 1v1 no
there's nothing on here that would beat them
the only question mark
is the bears actually the hawks the hawks are the only
thing that would be the rats
yeah which is why
yeah which is why you need the hogs
you might need the hawks
Sleepy head. 10K rats
50 Hawks.
There he is.
If the bears and
Matthew, the next guest on the flycast
just a little bit.
He's excited.
All right, what are the next topics?
We've got more cheaters and ranked.
When was the last time you played ranked?
Yesterday or like yesterday or something
played against two hackers and left.
Yeah, there's some shit.
It's getting bad, but I call this literally.
I think my first ever podcast on Opti I called this.
I was like, it's great right now.
Just wait.
and now it's to the point where it's just beyond repair.
Like unless they come out with an anti-cheat,
which you're not going to do immediately,
it sucks because, dude, it's confusing.
You'd figure that the cheaters would be rampant
when it's like the most hype game.
And now that it's like falling off, I guess,
like view-wise, you'd think it'd be the opposite.
Like, you'd think less cheaters would play?
I don't know.
Maybe it's just more prominent now
because less people are playing,
but it's pretty bad.
Fucking losers.
Did you see that, I guess it's one of those hagy tweets?
That was like a quote,
retweet of some guy. Yeah, he's the cheater sheriff right now. He's catching him all on Twitter.
He's like, Ash, catch him. Yeah. He died. Like, got all hype. He saw he like, yep.
Got him. Got a clip. I got a clip. There he goes. He tweeted, um, he tweeted something like a quote
retweet of this guy that said, like, I'm done. And apparently he is like, confessed to hacking.
And like, he was like, I'm out of this space. And a bunch of people, uh, were replying like,
it's been a good run, man. Like, going to.
miss you and all that stuff.
And J-Cap was like,
it's got to be one of those.
Can you click on those, Matt?
It's got to be one of these.
Dude, there's no way.
Like, yeah, it's this.
And then look at cash,
look at Caps reply.
Got dudes in the replies talking about good run
and good times they had.
What a sad world.
That means there's discords of these guys.
Full discords.
Just like, yo, what, anything new?
But the fantastic four.
I got this.
It's like a red box.
And then he's like,
I'm off.
Like just leave.
They all have like no one like you weren't important.
They all have like different sheets.
Like the Fantastic Four.
One is wall hacks.
One is aim lock.
One is super sound.
The crazy team is super.
The craziest glitch or hack I ever saw that a guy got caught was in,
in Vanguard.
This guy's webcam died.
And so when his webcam died, his webcam goes away, but his like box is still up.
And behind the box.
was like this little tiny like
it was like a minimal mini map
so it was just a dot and his dot
and everywhere he turned the other dot would like move around
so he could tell which direction they were in
it's like impossible to find I looked for it was behind his webcam
it was behind it was hiding behind his webcam
smart so that's how he was able to and I've looked for the clip
a hundred times I don't think you're able to find it
fuck and how to
webcam die first like cat un plugs it or something yeah i don't know just but it just malfunction
he has his own he has his own tiny it's it literally minis like if you didn't know what was going
on you'd be like oh there's like a glitch or something because there's two random dots but it's
literally his center dot and then anywhere he would look would be the other dot would rotate and because
you know it's like radar always on but i was like it was just hitting the black side of the camera
when he was looking like that?
No, it was just, that was where he positioned it.
So he hid that with his webcam.
So he put his webcam over it.
It was behind it.
Right, right.
So when he's playing, he can see it in that, but no one else can.
And I was just like, dude, in this guy, I mean, he got caught because it was like tiny caught him or somebody.
In like a 2B2.
It was on Berlin.
I literally never forget it because I was like, dude, if that's a cheat, like anything's possible.
Like, I was a denier for a long.
time. Like yeah, okay, maybe you can download walls and you can download like different things.
But now you could go to the cheat the cheat makers and you could be like, can you make a cheat where their footsteps are so loud?
I know where they're always at. Like there's so many different ways to cheat because you can just ask the people who make the cheese.
You can just get custom cheats.
I just don't. What's the actual point? I'll never understand what they they. They get hype and shit. Every time they're like, in their clips are like shit on.
Make a cheat.
Let's go.
Like they'll clutch up.
They'll clutch.
They'll win around.
They lose.
They complain.
That's even worse.
Imagine if make a cheat every time they press square a jingle happens.
So like you're in OMV1.
They're planning your jingle.
You're like, oh, I know he's planning.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Dude, there's probably shit like that.
If you're streaming, I can kind of get it like, oh, you're trying to make it streaming,
you're going to look unbelievable.
People are going to watch you.
But the people who cheat just offline are the more, it's crazy to me.
It's crazy to me.
What are you?
It's more insane.
Because I can see being a total casual, being like, what are these cheats like?
Or like, it's kind of match your favorite pros.
They're raging.
Like, you might be able to beat them or something.
I guess, yeah.
But the people who do it on stream and are, like, getting hype and shit, it's very, very strange.
Think about how crazy you have to be to go into a game, like, multiple, over 10 a day.
Go in and just, like, all you got to do is L1 and R1.
shoot and just you're snapping on people.
Where is the fun?
How are you?
Like what in your mind is going?
Like how is that like giving you dope?
Yeah.
That's what I'm wondering.
I used to play this game called combat arms and there was a cheat where like you pull
out your knife and you just knife and you would just kill everyone.
You just knife the air and you're getting knife kills and you're just killing everyone.
And you got it got so bad eventually to the point where like one out of every five lobbies
you join somebody's getting.
And it's like who?
Who?
who is sitting there
is there a rank system
mouse no
there's no ring system
so there's just like
because I remember in Halo 2
motherfuckers would cheat
and they just cheated
for the rank
because it looked cool
oh no
but who is like
grabbing their mouse
and just holding down
left click
just
like having just the time
in their life
has anybody ever left
the podcast
briefly to use the bathroom
yeah
I remember Formo did one time
I thought about me first
never came back
I mean yeah
it's almost
over anyway.
How much longer we got?
It's all good, man.
Take your time.
We'll talk about...
We'll talk about
2,500 sheep cross the road.
Sheesh.
Oh, yeah.
Did you see...
Yeah, let's talk about the NBA.
I don't want to talk about 2,500 sheep.
Game 7?
Did he clutch?
50.
50.
Really?
Dude, I haven't...
You saw James Hardy.
Yo, Matt, can you pull up James Harding
game winner last night?
Oh, my.
I'm choking, not winning this,
or not watching this shit.
Where do I like where do I watch?
Dude just get the NBA past YouTube TV.
Dude it's so worth it.
YouTube TV.
I watch everything.
Yeah.
You can watch all the games on YouTube TV?
Yeah.
Or do I get NBA pass?
Oh, you, whatever you, whatever you, whatever.
I mean, do you watch like, like whatever you prefer?
I have YouTube TV.
It's like Uber YouTube or Dash.
If you already have YouTube TV, just do that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I, uh, I've been missing all of these.
But like, I know what's going on.
I just never fucking even think about it.
Did I?
is the Dylan Brooks shit that I saw this morning
did I get got
or is he really get, did he really get kicked off the team?
I think I got God, I got God.
No way.
Yeah, apparently, I know, see, I even know of him
but I don't watch it all.
But people, people hate him.
Yeah, because he talks shit to LeBron.
It's like joint, imagine something, look at this.
Oh my, I watch his live.
He's talking shit to scump and then he lose.
Oh, wait, this isn't the full clip, though.
That is.
He took the time down from like 14 to like whatever this was and just
Gaggatim.
Wait, no, this might actually be real.
I mean, bro, you talk shit to LeBron.
You might actually get picked off your team, no bullshit.
And he did it without Joel and B game one.
It's not good.
Really?
It's not good for Boston.
But I still think...
Boston's like favorites, right?
So Lakers be Grizzlies.
No, there's literally an article right here.
Who knows who's shit?
Sam's.
Stefan LeBron.
Senior lead NBA Insider.
So this guy looks like he's legit.
The Memphis Grosley's have informed pending free agent Dylan Brooks that he will not be brought back under any circumstances.
I mean, I don't know.
Let me see.
That's, I mean.
How do people just live?
Oh, yeah.
Actually, it might be real.
Might be real.
Yeah.
Bleacher report.
Well, I'm not going to lie.
That stems from, I don't really know that that much.
But like, bro, you just talk shit to LeBron, not for that.
and you show up in the playoff getting your shit put your don't piece put in was he was he
getting shit on he literally said in an interview he's like uh he's like uh I don't respect nobody I
poke the bear I don't respect anybody to they give me 40 yeah that's all that anybody till they
give me 40 did they give him 40 blew him out by 40 they beat him by 40 they beat the grizzlies
by 40 fucking idiot bro like he's not a rookie and then you're like if John Morant said that that's a
that's a whole different conversation yeah yeah like
Like, okay, you talked crazy.
Got put in your place, but you're all so good.
I bet his teammates, because I've had some teammates in Halo like that, it's like, dude, stop talking shit.
Like, can we, we got to win this fucking shit.
And I bet having that kind of a teammate is fucking annoying.
Like, bro, after that, maybe like Draymond Green's the only exception.
Like, I'm at Brown?
Yeah.
But, dude, why would you say?
Imagine you're having a playoff game.
Like, it just ruins the whole.
There's already hype because the Grizzlies are like, they're a little chippy team.
Like, they'll fuck.
Like, they'll scrap, though, they'll get down.
Like, they're scrappy.
They had a lot of fights this season.
Grizzlies?
Yeah.
But, bro, you got to also think about it.
Like, think about game one, they won, right?
Everything was going good.
Like, they were getting hype and shit.
They should have just kept it right there.
Yes, you don't.
And not only that, because after that, bro, after, like, LeBrono score and AD,
they'll scream in his face like, yeah.
Yeah.
Like, now they're just on his ass.
DeLo's hitting him with the.
Dude, he did it because he said that in the interview during,
a home game. Yeah. And so then they
go to L.A. every time he gets the ball, he gets
booed. Every single time. They're not
even talking shit, Nick. They're like, you fucking
loser. They're just like
good. And then he denied.
Then he didn't do a single
interview. He got five 25K
right? Yeah. He didn't do any interview.
So that 25K per? I mean,
that's 75 grand. And you got to think
this shit's real life. So you know, winner
lose, like I said, he talks shit to
LeBron. So they're asking, they want to hear what he's got
to say after. Why is you talking shit to LeBron? That's like
And then you disappear
A total L.
If it's like Curry.
Talk shit to LeBron.
Yeah, this is fucking don't.
Let's get into it.
A fucking legend versus a legend.
Right.
Played a night, by the way.
It's, oh, man.
Definitely.
I'm not to watch that.
Wait, that's tonight?
Really?
Damn, that's fast.
Is it?
Yeah.
I think it is tonight.
I think it is tonight.
How?
Warriors Laker?
I think Leaves play tonight, too.
How much they practice in play?
Yeah, yeah.
How are they not
injured?
Like, even more.
Or it's just like, how do they do it, bro?
Dude, they're super human.
Playing a real game of basketball,
especially playing 40 minutes, that's like, that's a lot.
I saw practice videos like 20 years of that.
Lakers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That I agree, yeah.
Like, well, but they're not in practice
in killing themselves.
Like, before the season, they're trying to get shit down.
So, yeah, I get it.
Play up, before playoff, they're probably killing themselves.
But, like, practice during the week in main season or something,
they're not going in here.
They're just shooting.
Shooting and, like, thinking.
Yeah, working.
now like film and shit they're shooting and like film all these guys all these guys like
work out on them by themselves yeah like at that yeah that's what I was going to say to that
professional point like bro ain't nobody looking over you to work out like fuck you know what
it's on you why can't keep yourself in shape buddy you're the one getting paid or whatever like
however much they get paid I wish I could have done that you see Lamar Jackson
shit what the his contract 160 mil five years mom's
agent she got 7.4
but his mom's agent
yeah he acted as his own agent but like his mom
got the cut that's awesome
damn he's the highest paid NFL
quarterback now
really? Damn
oh yeah my home
Ravens he signed oh he went back
they're getting uh or did they
get O'Dell are they
yeah I think so I thought so Aaron Rogers
are the Jets
wait who got O'Dell wait I think the Ravens I could be wrong now
Aaron Rogers are the Jets yeah
and the Eagles are building like a super team
Somehow they're just finessing the draft, like insane.
Really?
They took, I think the Lions running back, who's like really good,
and they're just building like a-
Oh yeah, bro, the Lions are choking again.
Yeah, the Eagles.
They got people gambling, losing picks.
Bro, did you see, you got to watch Antonio Brown a million dollars worth of game.
It's actually, like, he said Tom Brady just said, get this guy a contract, bro.
He ain't got on one.
Who, AB?
Yeah, like he said, bro, we need this kind of team, get him a contract.
Agent, call right up.
I mean, that makes sense?
Really?
Fucking Brady.
You just feel like the fucking man.
If you get to say shit and shit happened?
What the fuck was that?
The Hulk landing?
I was ready.
Did you see me?
Nobody was standing a fucking chance.
Like, don't they get it?
Why are you laughing, Matt?
Wait, are the stars playing here tonight?
Probably, that is King Kong.
Oh, God, just bang the shit out of my name.
Dude, anyone else have this problem with their fucking trash phone?
Why does my volume go out on every?
iPhone I get what am I doing wrong what do you want you show you shower oh my phone is
fucked I got an iPhone 11 sometimes you got to close the app music playing as loud as it goes
there's no way there's no way close I swear to got on everything I love close the app and open it back
up it don't work it's a dog it's gonna work five gifted I would have to I have to do everything
on speaker five gifted if it works all right oh yeah fine if I gifted but I don't get five gifted
or I don't give you
I can just only receive
Okay
Damn
It works on my phone
It's all bad
Bro
Every phone
This is the only problem
I have the iPhone
Do you wait
Do you listen to music
No
In the shower?
Never but only
Just shower like
I'm just like this
Nah
The only thing I do
Fuck up probably is by
Leaving it like by the sink
When I take a shower
And it's just steamy
It's fuck
Yeah
But like
There's no way
can go underwater now.
I bring my phone in the shower.
There's no way.
What's going on?
Yeah.
Did you like the new Jack Harlow album?
Oh, everybody?
I don't listen to that shit.
I haven't listened.
Everybody.
Just not.
Oh, black mocks.
Listen to Fred again.
Don't tell me.
Yeah.
I've listened.
I think Fred again's like king right now.
Don't tell me you.
Fred again is like, Fred again is the number one idiot.
I literally.
I want to see him live so bad.
I haven't stopped listening.
I haven't stopped listening to.
All right.
Well, I think that's probably going to do it.
Right?
10,000 rats.
is, well, 50.
And 50 hawks.
That's a conclusion.
All right, guys.
Thank you guys so much for watching the optic podcast.
That is going to do it.
That was episode 121, I think, or something like that.
We will see you in the next one.
Peace, everybody.
Everyone, go watch.
I ran a marathon with no training featuring Hitch.
All right.
Matt Craig.
Hit it with the music.
