OpTic Podcast - MY LIFE THREATENING ACCIDENT | OpTic PODCAST Ep. 31

Episode Date: July 2, 2021

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I was awake the whole time, but don't remember anything. Yeah. That's like your adrenaline is just way too high. Yeah. The only time I remember, only one time the whole time I remember is hitting. Would it sound like when I hit? When I was flipping, I like was like looking out of the window, but I knew I was flipping there. I can feel it.

Episode 31. Welcome back to another episode of the Optic podcast. Bose, I'm going to get right into it, man. What the hell? They can hear the story on Embo. Y2. Oh, you uploaded? Yeah, well, I'm gonna.

You're gonna upload? You're gonna upload? But yeah, it was crazy. Dude. I texted Nick and I was like, did you know about this? And he was like, no. No, it was funny because you texted me. It happened and every day I was getting called the content.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll come tomorrow, I'll come tomorrow, I'll come tomorrow. Like, wait, was it on your way to content? No, no, this was like. You had been so mad at Roger? I would have. You've been like, no, Roger. No, I was, it was like, random. 5 p.m. or some shit, 6 p.m.

I was just going to get food. Damn. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't want to dive into it because you're going to make a video. We're still just going into it. But like, well, me and hitched it.

Well, did anyone know? Just hex. Yeah, I figured hex knew. You mean like immediately what happened? No, no. I didn't even tell my mom. There was just too much shit going on. Yeah, yeah.

I'm like, well, first I just wanted to make sure I was good. Yeah. And then I actually told people Like I had to collect my thoughts and shit I can imagine I can imagine but I don't Yeah

I don't know what the fuck I would do Is like I have no like feeling about it doesn't make me feel any kind of way But like What happened during is just like the craziest part like how like Dude like my senses every sense of my body like Snap in the play like heightened Like it was crazy Like I heard every like like

I was awake the whole time, but don't remember anything. Yeah. It's weird. It's just way too high. Yeah. The only time I remember, only one time the whole time I remember is hitting, would it sound like when I hit? When I was flipping, I was, like, was, like, looking out of the window,

but I knew I was flipping. I can feel it. What do you think it sounded like? And then, and then it just sounded like all I heard was a bee. It was just, I don't even know how to explain it. It was just like a movie. It was just like. all you hear was he like i don't even know it was just like i was listening to music i remember my

tires screeching and then then you just crawled out or you want no hell no like when it happened like i realized like holy shit like i didn't even know like the severity of the crash right yeah yeah but when it when it finally stopped i'm like hmm like let me i like move the airbag just to see where i was like i don't want to get hit again yeah and then i was like perfectly like parked off to the side just like like backed into a wall but like off the like cars can still drive by you know what I'm saying mm-hmm and then when I looked out the window I'm like damn and then like randomly some ladies like hello hello and I'm like the fuck and it was like the SOS thing and she just keeps talking keeps going I'm like there's nothing you can do for me right now like oh yeah oh yeah

in the car yeah yeah like like the on start thing yeah like you know what I'm saying yeah but yeah yeah but yeah probably trained to do that so somebody's dying. Yeah, like keep them alive. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was saying shit like that.

But when I got out, I told her I was good and shit. But yeah, like my door was like wedged open or wedged clothes. So like I had like hit it a few times. But when I got it open, I was like, fuck, my arm hurts. I thought my arm was broken. And then when I got out, my ribs here and I was like, oh, my ribs broken. That'll be like the word. Give me a broken leg.

I'll take on a broken leg You can't fix a broken rib Like yeah Like it's one of those things We're just gotta like Yeah If you break a rib You have to leave it

Yeah What I mean you have to leave it My shit's still sore I think With broken ribs forever Yeah I'm fairly positive Don't quote me on this You have to

They just have to heal Naturally A broken rib That's why they're like Metal in it and shit Right like you can't It's like too tough Of a surgery

Or the bones Or two like brittle You can't really put like a cast On it Yeah you can't put a Yeah Just have a little mini rib cast. It's just

yeah because yeah I knew somebody in high school who broke a rib and she was just like in pain for like a week and one time she sneezed. That was the worst that was the hardest part bro when I was sneezing yeah like my back was sore so when I sneezed I feel like like I was fucking

someone was just like I don't even know like grabbing a nerve in my back thank God my backman that's the first thing I thought about like oh my god my paragraph just made me like Yeah, like, like, like, literally.

Snezing with a broken room? Oh, dude. That's why, whenever I think of broken ribs, I think of her sneezing. Like, you're just, ah.

Just trying to hold it so hard. That she and coughing and shit. It just hurts so bad. Yeah. What's that? Then when was this? Like two weeks ago or something? Yeah.

Dude. Probably like two weeks ago. Yeah, that's crazy. Because none of us fucking knew anything. And then we, and me, I guess,

me and Hitch, or everyone just sees your tweet. We're like, wait, What the fuck? Dude, so the ambulance ride to the ambulance cat scans like on my whole body. And she was 26,000.

What? They're like, if you want to pay it now, we'll give you a discount 11K. I was like, I see, yeah, I go like this. I was like, boss man, I'm running off on this. And he was like, by the way, this is being audio recorded on the back for my safety and yours. Oh, shit. I'm like, I'm running off.

Yeah, I'm not getting that crazy. Was there a way to like get around that? or you're actually going to have to... Well, I'm going to just call my insurance. Yeah, it's probably all insurance stuff. Have you guys ever been in the car accident? No. No.

I mean, no. Like a serious one? Mm-mm. I've been into like a... Bender bender. Yeah. I've been looking at my phone. One where I looked at it and I was like, I'm just going to have a scratch.

I was in like standstill traffic and I was just looking at my phone. And I guess my foot wasn't on the brake hard enough and just like, boop. Just like run up on this car in front of me. Like no damage was done. Did you know you hit him? No, they did. She got out and she said, she said, what?

And then she looked and she got my like, license number, license plate as well. But, like, no damage was done, so. But no. I've never been to no. Yeah, I felt like a fucking idiot. It's literally stands.

Like, cars aren't even, like, moving. I'm just, boop. Like, what the fuck? I didn't even know how I did it. Bro, I was in my friend's car one time. We were in the in-and-out drive-thru. Bro, he fucking did the same shit. We were just playing, like, a phone game, like, at 1 a.m.

And he just pulls up and, like, just rear-ends this dude in a truck. And I'm like, dude. Like, four guys get out. Luckily, we knew all of them. Like, they all, like, they're about to fight us. Yeah. And I'm like, see how, Sammy? It was, like, is this other football guys?

And he's like, yeah. But they were all just, like, raging. Because he just literally just started just going into them. And I was like, dude. In a drive-thru, you can't, like, ignore. that you know what I'm saying was that your first accident uh no the second one remember in chicago I got rear at like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm like I literally was like fucking just parked my car somewhere I went out I think you still made we were going downtown we're all down

there you're driving were you driving with Mike yeah with Mike yeah we were all already downtown and then I don't even think you said you got an accident I think you just showed up you're like yeah I got in an accident we're like huh left my car in the side And that just still came through. Enjoy the night out. This guy needed this shit. Like now I definitely have to go out. Yeah, that's all the time I'm thinking out.

Like now I'm blacking out, bro. I swear. Damn, dude, that is fucking wild. All right, well, I had the Germany game up, but England's winning 2-0, so I can put that to the side now. Rats. Wait, do you, are you all watching sports too? And ever since, like, COVID, I've been on my, like, sports kick. Well, I've been, I was watching the basketball playoffs until.

now. I haven't been watched any in the series. I mean, I keep up with whatever Bruce tells me. Dude, same. I've been watching much more basketball because of Brandon. Yeah. It's actually kind of crazy how much Brandon knows about basketball, bro. He knows so much. He actually knows everything about basketball. You could ask him about any player on any team. He, like, knows everything about them. It's kind of crazy. It is, it is crazy. He knows everything. But he gets, like, so hype on my players, and I'm just like, I'm just like, hell yeah, bro.

But I'm just like. Anyone, like, if there's anyone going off, he's like, I mean, this kind of been the most icing in the league. I'm not going to cop. I'm not going to lie. He's got the best handles and I'm not going to cop. I'm like, oh, damn. That's exactly how it says it.

I'm not going to lie. He might be just too icy. I don't even know where to watch, like, what app do I use? YouTube TV. YouTube TV. This is what I do. For like NBA?

Anything. This is what I do for everything. Go on Twitter, type in NBA stream. Yeah. Boxing. Then I click latest and go to like someone who's tweeting, anyone got the boxing. And then I see one reply.

Click it. Yeah. I've done that too. But you can't, like, get that on your TV. Oh, you know, yeah, that's the hard part. Yeah. That's why I'm glad we got set up because that's basically my TV. Right, yeah, yeah.

Now, YouTube TV has, like, pretty much everything. Really? Damn. Yeah, it has, like, like, all the soccer games that I'm watching right now, all the finals, every football game, like. So do you truly believe soccer's the best sport? Oh, it's not even close. There's not even a...

I saw you tweet that, and I was that. Like, he actually means that. It's not even, it's most popular by far, I think. Yeah, like worldwide. Yeah, I think it's like by far. I mean, I think the World Cup finals, the Euro, the finals and the Euros, like, I think they beat the Super Bowl by like, it's something like 10 times. I don't understand, like, so is the World Cup every year?

The World Cup every four years. Oh, okay. So is there like a champs? Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, so like, Super Bowl fan? Yeah. Every year? What are they playing right now?

So right now is like the, it's like a smaller world. They're like, there's a World Cup with like all the team, all the countries. Yes, I guess. Right now is a major for them? Yes, we'll say that. We'll say it in gaming terms. It's a major. But so there's like, it's on land.

Yeah. There's a World Cup with like all the countries in the, in the entire world that qualify. And then there's specific, like specific regional ones. for like Europe so that's what this one is is just all the teams in Europe that qualified so they just got through what does the winner get I have no idea like is it like is are they all

seated like together yeah so you go through qualifiers and then you go through a group play are they seated better for the next thing or oh I don't think so it's just like a tournament I don't know about like seedings and stuff yeah maybe I mean I'm sure I just started getting back into it like six months ago or something

What about soccer is even enjoyable to watch? There's some pretty high moments in soccer, bro. I'm not going to cap. I feel like the goals, but there's like three goals. That makes each goal that much better. That's hype. You're watching like penalty kicks? Those are hype.

You know, like, you know what happened yesterday? I'd rather see, like, LeBron get the ball with four seconds left by game. I'd rather just watch LeBron get the ball 150 times during the game. No, penalty kicks are pretty hype, bro. It's like you've got to be icy. Yeah, those are hype.

I remember watching like Disney. movies or something. I forget there's like a soccer Disney movie but they What are you talking? Basically but they were doing like penalty kicks shit was hype as fuck. It actually is hype. But like besides that just watching soccer

It's just it's hard in it's hard in America to get into it because right now I'm hype about other countries. So it's like you know what I mean like in America it's hard because our system is so like trash. We also have like so many other like sports true. You know what I mean? We got we got baseball

Baseball, basketball, basketball, yeah. That's not really going on in like the UK, right? Yeah, like those are the biggest. I guess there's... It's watching cricket. I mean, I think a lot of... If there's any cricket levers in the... They're just like, I'm sorry.

I wonder what the most popular, like, shit sport is. Like cricket. Darts probably. Or badminton. Badminton. Or ping pong. Like, what's the most viewed... Sport that's not a mainstream sport?

That's not a mainstream sport. Bowling. You think that's the most viewed, though? Pool. pool is pretty well viewed as well probably poker do you can do I don't consider I was I don't say too because like pool I've I've watched some pool like all right I find on the SPN I'm just watching two dudes like one be one I'm like damn these guys are nasty I did used to watch that I remember sometimes they would use being on ESPN late night one person

would break it's someone one person would break and then he they would stop you win he would win he would shoot until he won I'm just like okay how imagine me that or did that just Just no defense? Is he lose now? Is that it over? Yeah, like, what are you supposed to? I don't know the rules of pool. What does that guy say in the bowling one?

He's like, that's right, I'm him. Oh, no. Who do you think you are? I am. This makes no sense. Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? I am.

Just like, what is? That dude just retired too. Everybody, you got like, like really emotional send-offs from people. They were like, thank you for the meme. Were you a part of my bowling, my best bowling performance when I bowed like a 2-10 or something? Oh, yeah, yeah. And it was like, it's not, bro. I had the best bowling game of my fucking life.

Every time you bowled like a 2-10 and I averaged like a 120. I don't know, it was a lot. I think I had a strike or spare up to like the eighth frame. You didn't have a close frame or you didn't have an open frame for like eight. And then I choked. Then I choked my 300. You bowled a 400? You can't even bowl a 400.

I can't. A 300. Oh, shit. That's what you. He's like, oh, shit, that. Yeah, I bought that like once or toys. Just all strikes. Dude, I love bowling.

Yeah, now bowling's dope. Bowling is, it's so, bowling is weird, though, because, like, I went to a bowling alley for school. Like, I went twice a week. So I got, like, pretty good at bowling. But then if you go to a different lane, like every lane is different. Really? So I learned how to like...

I haven't noticed that yet. I haven't noticed it. Do you spin it or do you just throw it straight? I mean, I try to spin it. Yeah. It's not... I do it right. I'm definitely not doing it on it.

Yeah. I'm just like just talking with my wrist. A little flick of the wrist upon release. Yeah. My fingers don't go in the holes. Like, I'm just holding them. And I preferably like the light pink ball. The light pink one where you can just...

The six-pound line, it has, like, holes in it and shit. Like, it's just been battered. And you're just chucking it down the fucking thing, dude. It does have, like, like, little, like, cuts in it from just how many people have just been throwing the ball down the... I remember being a kid and, like, I'm bowling with, like, my parents and shit. And my brother, I'm walking up with, like, the 10-pound black ball. And I'm just like... Excuse me.

Yeah, I'm going to chuck the shit. And just, like, barely get it out. I was in, like, a duck pin league. You... The little baby balls. It was... A duck pin league. You know what duck pin is?

Just like the little balls like this? With the little pins? No, I've never even heard of this. What? What? Wait, do you not know what duck pin is either? No, I never heard of it. What?

I bowled it. Maybe it's like a Maryland thing or something. So, baby bowling? It's just like, just mini bowling. If you just couldn't afford to. It's just balls that you can just hold in your hand like this and it's just low pins. I just pictured like everyone.

It's so fucking lit, actually. I just pictured everyone in a. Duck pin bowling. Duck pin bowling with camo on. Have you not heard a duck pin either, Jamie? I bet you're outside in the woods. You haven't heard a duck pin? What the fuck?

And I'm just in a league? And I was the best. Back in my college days. And like a duck pin. Dude, I always forget you went to college. Oh, shit. I forget I went to college. You completed college?

I would like go six months, take six months off, go six months, win that, takes a year off. Go six months. Wait, so how many credits do you think you have? I was close to it. I think I have, like, the same amount of credit someone with, like, an associate's we get. So you have.

So you can just get your degree. Maniac gets his degree, 2022. New vid? Imagine? I've honestly thought about it. What would you study? I don't fucking know. I don't even know what the, like, fields are to study.

I think the easy one psychology. Yeah, I think that's one that every place would like to pass. psychology, nutrition. It's really about it. Maybe not business. You went to college. Yeah, I have like two and a half years of credits, probably somewhere floating out there somewhere.

What were you majoring in? Kinesiology. What is that? It's like the study of movement. Why? I was going to be a therapist. That's what I was going to go for. I could see you as one.

I could actually see this one too. Thanks, guys. Kind of weird. In case your stream ever dies or something. You could just be a sports therapist. I'll just go back to school. You could just be a sports therapist, sweet. And then I was like, maybe I could be a sports psychologist, but.

I could have been the team sports psychologist. Sit each one of you down and just talk about what's going right, what's going wrong. I thought that's what I was. I thought Mike was going to do that with a workout thing. Each person I have end. Yeah, wait, remember Mike with the infinite? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah.

Like Mike with the infinite. Something like that. Big ass room in the back. He used to be like, yeah, I'm going to have the workout stuff here. Oh, yeah,

he was doing like physical training. I'm pretty sure Mike initially got picked up to be like a. It's crazy. For you, for optic? For, why was he not optic at the time? I think he was,

remember? Yeah, he was going to do optic fitness stuff. Yeah, optic fitness. Yeah. Making guys do these every more. That's what I.

Wait, was he ever like doing that consistently? Like, did he ever like? Oh, you're talking about before people came? Before they. Oh,

okay, okay. Because he picked, he got picked up. as a coach but he was like he was I remember the announcement video it was like about like he was like I'm gonna whip the guys in the shape blah blah blah oh yeah I mean I've got to gym for like a few months with Mike like he got there and it was like there's no help in there you know he had a week of like tough in my hair right no one's gone to no fucking gym but yeah he used to religiously go

every day like every single day he still probably does no he doesn't actually he's like 140 he said he got one down a one 20 nine What? 129 pounds? I swear to go out. That's like 5, 6, 7. 5.7? 529?

Dude. Jeez, that's bad. I feel like he's usually like a 155 maybe. He probably looked weird at 1.29 for Mike is like 160. What's 129? Ribs showing. Blake's been trying to get to 160 ever since I've known. dude

he's he's been 140 150 ever since I've known I really wish I had that problem he was like I'd just been eating you know what I'm saying yeah I know what you're saying I'm

struggling what are you struggling with oh to lose weight shit's hard dude I'm doing so good dude it's so good I feel like you've been doing the right shit for a long time now

that's how hard it is show your cheats well the thing for me is like I just have to be full like I can't go to sleep hungry so I've been eating clean as fuck but it's like I just eat I can just eat so much like 200 balking up would be so easy

dieting you're trying are you hungry up? Are you restricting my calories? Are you hungry like all the time? No not all the time it's mostly the only time I'll get like hungry hungry would be like at night before bed See the day I got the new car I went to to the dealership early, I didn't eat anything. Like the whole day I got it out there late.

Just like forgot. Like, you know what I'm saying? Eating wasn't on my mind. I was just thinking about went to sleep, woke up. I was like, holy shit, I didn't eat anything yesterday. By the time I noticed, it was already like 11 to 12. And I was like, damn, I'm kind of not even hungry. Like, dude.

You like fast at that point? Yeah, exactly. It felt weird as hell. I'm like, I was drinking water and I stopped. I'm like, I haven't ate. Dude, that happens to me so often. It's like I'll wake up and then just go throughout my day. and then it's like 6.30 at night.

And I'm like, dude, I haven't eaten today. And then once I hits my brain, I start getting shaky and shit. And I'm like, if you feel sick when you think about it, you're like, ooh, I feel weak. Once you realize it. Like, I get like a chewy bar in my fucking system or something. Just so I can go. We're all trick-fully number one, you know? Every day.

You kind of like need those. You know what I mean? Yeah, you do. I don't eat it that much anymore. What, Chick-fil-A? A few times a year. Canes? Nah, that shit'll put you out, bro.

Canes scrimmon cans? Yeah, no, you can't, yeah. You can't scrimmel in canes? Hell no. You're eating a hot dog bun, dicking sauce. That's what that shit is. Called the maniac combo because it's caniac? The Caniac?

I love the Caniac combo. No coldslaw. Bro, I haven't had a good meal like that. It's been way too long. Dude, a chick-fil-A. A chick-fil-A. A Cain's in silence in private, you know what I'm saying? No-one's going on little caniac combo.

I'm destroyed I got an extra fucking bun No post law Extra fries I make sure I underline that I don't want that shit on my fries Extra cane sauce Panera is good Panera is expensive

It's good though I've been getting a lot of paris It's expensive bro Bbq sandwich they have It's fucking fire They did change They changed new shit They changed a lot of shit

I've never even heard of that I don't know you can try that shit What Did your order? It's expensive. It's like 45. What? For Panera?

I swear to God. What do you get? The Rubin. Not with the white, the white cheddar one. The white cheddar one. Then it comes with a salad. I get the, I get the huge big ice to you. The raspberry one.

Maybe some soup, extra bread. With taxes and everything, that shit comes to rolls out to like 40. Are you ordering it? No. Sometimes I go there. Well, if I go there, it's like 30. Yeah. Sometimes ordering you.

That shit. That's right. That's that. Imagine if somebody gave you a bill right now of how much you spent on DoorDash in your entire life. I've spent so much money on Uber Eats that sometimes like if I go out to the club, like go out, get a bottle. I come home. I'm like, oh, I'm hungry. Orders a lot. It'll be like, because my car declined because I spent so much money.

It'll be like, we had an error processing this, but you've been a customer. We trust you. I swear to God. And the order will go through. I'm like, yeah. That's legendary. That's how I am with Amazon. Like one time something something didn't like it was something like really expensive.

It was like a, I forgot what it was. It was like a like a GoPro or something. Didn't come in the mail. And I was like, I ordered this and it never came. And they were like, oh, well, you've been a customer and you've ordered thousands. Probably at least 10 gopros. Yeah, you've ordered thousands of things. So we'll just send you another one.

So they just sent me, they reordered. I got like three cables and a GoPro and they sent all of them. So now I have twice as many cables because the cables came but probably just scam Just be like ah no I didn't get my new but you have to be a customer I mean You gotta be a customer for a long time yeah order a lot of shit because I've ordered so much stuff off of Amazon I go do little spree sometimes I go on Amazon and just Add like 10 things they're not expensive like some some of them are like two three four bucks Yeah yeah, it's just cool cool shit because you go home and you just have packages and you're like oh yeah

That's such a good feeling Yep They're like, ooh, the fuck. It's such a dopamine spike. Oh, bro. Okay, it's not all about dopamine spikes. That's what life is about. Dopamine and serotonin rising.

Okay. Is it not? No, for sure. Yeah, no, it is. For sure. Dude, I remember when I first started, because, like, I was super broke before moving. Actually, as I was in the scuff house, like, really, really broke. And then I started like getting money off of the the YouTube stuff when I was doing vlogs and I was just buying vinals off of Amazon.

So I had like a record. I had like a vinyl coming in like once a week or two times a week because I would just order them all. Oh, that little spinning thing you had? Yeah, yeah. For the record player. Dude, I ordered so many of them that I think like my first two month salary that I got at the scuff house just went away. And because I thought I just had, I thought it was like loaded. I mean, you're on optic.

You're rich. Yeah. I was like, oh, dude, I'm on optic now. I got $1,000 one month. I'm fucking loaded instead of $350 a month. Bro, I remember I used to make, I'd make like $3,3,500 off YouTube and be like, fuck yeah. Yeah. I remember going to the mall.

We'll go out. Remember the good CPM off one or two million? He'd make like $7,500. Dude, that shit was. That shows. That doesn't exist anymore. I swear I got one month I got like minimum like it wasn't two million it was I think it was like 1.7 and I got I made like 7.7 K.

What views? Yeah. I was like dude one time I did like I did like 300,000 views a month or one month and I got like it was like three thousand dollars or something like something crazy yeah like 2,500 or something that that yeah it was intense and nuts but it was like in December in 2016 You know what I mean? Like just so long ago, but you get so much off of it. Like, that's crazy.

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I got a couple of flashlights. Like, really? Mm-hmm. Are they good? Oh, you gave those to us, didn't you? Yeah. You got everyone fleshlights. No, there is no optic flashlight.

What the optic flashlight? What, the optic flashlight? I was sitting there, I never had a, it's just an OG hole. I was sitting there with, it was like, Aaron and I were chilling, and I was like, dude, do you know anyone that's ever bought a flashlight? He was like, no. So I wanted my phone right there and ordered two of them. So I got one. On Amazon?

A real flashlight, or those mini? that you bought? No, the real ones. Minis? Yeah, so. So then I gave one, I gave one to Aaron. Menis. So then I gave one to Aaron and I was like, have fun. And then I tweet, whenever I, I tweeted fleshlight and was like, hey, this is when we were moving into what I call the fake optic house, which is the one we just moved from like two years ago. Yeah.

Yeah. And I saw you guys like, you guys made videos from there a little bit, right? Maybe like three videos. I was like that shit's crumbling. Yeah. From the outside looking at it. I was like, that's not gonna last. A few.

Wait, so anyways, go on with the minis. So then I tweeted, I tweeted, like, just being head-ass. I tweeted at, uh, fleshlight. And it's like, hey, I'm moving into a house with a, with a, like, eight dudes. And I want to get them all housewarming gifts. Can you hook me up? Did they respond? Yeah.

So they responded and they sent me their new product. which are fleshlight minis, which is like a hole, right? How many? Like. No, mine was a real one. Really? No. Mine was a mini.

Because there's like the big ones which everyone knows about. Of course. That's like closed. And then this one was like one where it's like a disc. And then it's open on both sides. Oh. No, I didn't have that one. You did?

I had a real one. It was. I had that fake. So fucking. No. I have that fake little shit. I am so confused. What are you saying?

There's fake ones? No, it's just like it's called like a flashlight on the go or something like that. And it's like it's like tied? Like yeah, like tied to go. Oh yeah, we did have them.

They were like a little cup. They look like. Yeah, they're like little. And there's a there's like a lens cap on both sides and you take both of them off so that you can insert yourself through them. Okay, here's a question.

How do you clean these things? Well, that one you just rent it. But the other one you have to like, Unscrew the unscrew it and go through your own filth Just dump like

A cup worth Just three weeks worth Whoa whoa In case you're lazy I'm picturing him Like lazy about it And he's like Just me in 2020

Just dumping it out After six months Dude ew What the fuck Open it up It's just a mini child It's just a kid It's like holding onto the lid

It's like Hey Yeah There's just twins come out That many one was trash I mean, they were free, and it was a housewarming gift. You're welcome. I mean, it looks like it would have been trash, but I didn't try.

I got like mixed reviews from everyone, because everybody would come out to me and some people would be like, yo, thank you. And then other people would be like, like you. It wasn't for me. Yeah, me. I'll try the regular one one day. The real deal, John. That shit hits different. I'm talking about the real deal.

Oh. You're talking about IRL feet. I stick to the real deal, John. I was kind of feeling the disc. I'm not going to lie. We'll get you one, man. I'll hit him back up. Fuck, yeah.

And it comes to like for the whole team. Remember that thing you riboff, the lubricant? You created. It come with like a clear thing. That's probably why yours was trash. It goes with like a hot lubricant. Yeah, that you just... A hot lubricant.

Yeah, like warms. It's like a warming. It was like he was eating Toaster Shrtle with no frosting. That's exactly what it was like. That's what it felt like. That's probably why it was so ass.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever ordered? I don't know. I was just sitting here thinking about it. I haven't really ordered that much shit. I never really like ordered a lot of shit off Amazon to have my whole life. Yeah. But I don't really like.

It's crazy how much they offer on Amazon because at first I was like, you have to go like that. other side of the internet in order to get weird shit. But I saw like Kaylee, the girl from Faze, she ordered like a huge dildo. Oh, that huge dick.

Yeah, off of Amazon. It's like four feet tall. Yeah. It's a huge dick. I've never ordered nothing crazy besides like something called the, it's not crazy, but it's like a smoking buddy apparently blow the smoke in it like takes the smell out.

Yeah, I know. It was. I've never even heard of that. I don't know. There's this thing that was Khalifa uses on Instagram and that's on Amazon. It's like, all the thing that you spins like this. Yeah, he spins it.

I was going to buy. No, I wasn't. All right. All right. Well, I went to, I was going to buy one of those. I went to the CBD shop. Those things are like 600 bucks. Dude, they're like, yeah.

I sent it to Aaron. I was like, I sent it to. Aaron was like, look at this shit. He was like, bro, those are like $500. Yeah, they're expensive as far. I'm not even gonna lie. They look cool, though.

They do look cool. I wouldn't even buy one. Anything yet. Even if someone gave it to me free, I would never do. What is it? It's like, if you take a hit out of one of those things. What is it? It's like a bong that you can flip upside down.

It's a gravity bomb. It's a gravity bomb. I don't know what that is. The thing that you put Thanksgiving baskets in? It's on fruit of the loom? Or it's not Mandela effect, but? I don't know. You know what I'm talking about the giant fucking cone thing?

Oh, you're talking about the volcano? No, I'm talking about cornercopia. I know what a volcano is. Yeah, Matt, type in cornercopia on Google real quick. The volcano is decent. Cornucopia. That is fucking trolley, bro. What the fuck is that?

That thing is like 500 bucks. That's crazy. That just looks like it'd be the cleanest. Yeah, see, cornucopia. Yeah, what is this? It's like a Thanksgiving thing, I think. Right? What's a, what's...

Oh, okay. That's what you... You were describing that cone looking... as the cornucopia. So, yeah, Volcano. Yeah, I guess, yeah. I was more so trolling, but... Anyways, yo, Nick, what's the crazy show you've ordered?

I feel like you went awfully quiet, and I saw you days off for a second. I know you remembered something that you bought. No, the only thing I could even think of remotely that semi-troll that I've ordered off Amazon would be a big thing of lube. But other than that, nothing too. weird just you know you can buy a 42 gallon 4 4 4 gallon drum of lub off of can you look that up on

drum look that up like a breaking bad meth barrel full of lube 44 this is going to be on math search history 44 gallon drum of lub how do you know that no reason Like a trash bag full? No, like a Like a hammock? A hammock of loom? A hammock of loo? It's not on there.

What? Wait, is that it right there? Like something like that. That's a lot of lube. That's not it. That's a good deal though. 160 bucks for an entire. Yeah, you would buy that.

I feel like you use a lot of lube. Just look up drum of lube. No, sorry of guys. Don't use lube? No. What? I just ran out. And I know that you do.

What? You do? What is going to? I don't use the lobed dog. I do. There it is. Boom. $1,600 bucks.

$55 gallon. Look at her in it. Oh, my God. 55 gallon drum of lube. How do you even scoop that out? There's a pump. I've looked this up. There's a pump and you attach it to the top and then you do this and you get it out like a keg.

It's concerning how much. Are there reviews? Yeah. It's concerning. What? okay okay amazon okay okay matt if you wouldn't mind putting the content filter back on for me thanks you sick bastard what the hell was that oh dude i mean the the reviews are hilarious the reviews are like i ran out last week i use it i used to use it almost every day now maybe

two or three times a week but if i was like a dude if i was like a millionaire like a billionaire I would be I would just get this for someone and just have that have it show up on their porch like Because they just get up and they just buy gallon drum How does Amazon drop it off? How does Amazon drop that off? Just dumps it It probably just throws it was your problem now. It's like so fucking heavy You just chucks it and now you have a porch full of loob

Yeah, so you didn't get that so just to be clear you didn't order that nah mine is probably like a foot tall how many empty bottles of lou do you have at your place right now maybe one

one it's one too many I don't use that much fucking lube nah you do never even thought about or do I they don't call you luby larry for now

I was talking to people who is I talking was it my chat I don't know I was talking to someone about how much better lube like what else would you use lotion conditioner feels so much

I mean I think Gamer grip Loub feel No Loub with a little gamer grip Ooh A concoction Now you're on to something actually

Now you're actually on to something But it's just way better You gotta try it out Hmm I don't know So I've heard Everything's mental Ain't that the fucking truth

like you don't need it and you can pretend you have it. Like you're lubed up and I'm looped up too metaphorically. Damn. We're lubed up together. This is the best fucking loob I've ever used with no loob. But you're over there. Loob feels way better. I didn't really know what to respond with.

But the moral of the story. Lube is better. But the moral of the story is that. Get yourself a gallon of lube. Or, if you're really feeling it, 55 gallons. Too. How long do you think they'll take somewhat like an avid lube user to go through? I mean, it can't be for personal use.

That has to be. It can be. It can be for like a party. What? No, like a K-Y wrestling match, except it's lube. What are you fucking saying? You know, at parties where girls will wrestle in a fucking bathtub. Like a mud wrestling type thing?

Yeah, it's mud wrestling except it's Lou. Dude, do you know how I'm literally, how dangerous that would be? With Loub? Dude, trying to stand up on a- They do it with K-Y Jelly. Isn't that Louie? Who is they? Who are they?

I saw a movie. A movie I saw. K.Y. Jelly's five. That's Loub. Isn't it? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Yeah, it's Vaseline I don't know what Vaseline is You've been using everything I'm 28 Look at you Just facial lotion Leap

Leap Letchup I have to find out what Kube Cube What is Vaseline? What's it used for? Cut

Sometimes I yeah For boxers Sometimes I put it on my lips It's not just for boxers It's for like dry skin and shit Yeah Like you're not a boxer He said it's for cuts for boxers.

For boxers. Have you been boxing at all? You talked about it for a week and you haven't mentioned it since. And you were all about talking about it for. So you went once? No, I've been going like once a week. But it's honestly annoying because it's at five. And I don't feel like sitting around doing nothing, then going, then coming back,

then shower, then eating. I'd rather just leave here and then get my workout over with and, you know, venture into my other businesses. Hell yeah Oh yeah Crypto And day trading I'll teach you guys

Me and Bose will teach you guys about it one day Please I took a break on that Is that why you tweeted Seth with money sign today ETH but yes Seth Money sign Money is Seth Yes

So how many how much do you own How many did you buy? I don't know I just know what my I just know I put a week ago I put 10k in. This is how I feel when I'm What? What? Why are you that confident

to put 10K in? Who's telling you to do that? Josefo. So if it goes down then I have someone to blame. I put like 10K in and now it's up, I think I was up like 11 or 1,200. It's not bad. Is that why you're so happy?

Look at you. I'm not at. I'm thinking about it. Look at 1,200? Yeah, 1,200. Just another business venture for me. That's just to the margin's too small. No way I'm risking 10 to make $1,200. Yeah.

But I mean you're not going to. Yeah, what? But it's not like, oh my God, where do my 10K go? That's what you said a week before that, except it was your 500. It could. Remember you said you went on Green Wall Street? Yeah. And you did the wrong thing.

Yeah. And I instantly lost $600 in like 30 minutes. But then by the next day, it was up plus 500. Oh, so you got it back. Bag secured. Tiny bag secured. So big timer came through. The Green Wall Street did clutch up.

I would honestly say, people are saying like, oh, it's like 80, I think it's like 80 bucks a month or something. For Green Wall Street? Yeah. Oh, wow. To be signed up there and to like get invited to their Discord and stuff. But you could literally just buy a membership there, go into their Discord and just copy what they're all doing.

Because they're all just like talking about what they're, oh, this is looking good and blah, blah, blah. Is Big T like the final say though? Big T. Well, everyone talks and like Big T talks too, though. He's like, that was surprising how interactive he was. Really? Like every day, too.

I'm saying, he's just like, let's get a voice. This is the, my summary for today. Do what? Is he the final say though? Like, what if someone's like, yo, you think we should go on this? He's like, no. He'll reply and be like, uh, no, I would, I would be careful because the dividends and the wrists with them.

And you're just like, whatever. Yeah, I'm like, I just find the three letters. NPC. Okay. I'm looking that up. And then... Wow. You know what you're talking about?

Like, I don't know what the fuck. Where's the first money sign up? Yeah. I just see what they're talking about and just copy. Have you ever been part of a pyramid scheme? I have. Not knowingly. Okay, I almost have. What is a pyramid scheme?

Something I would think that you have fallen for. I think you could be in one right now and not know it. You probably are. I've never fallen for it. Let me say that. It's probably optic. Someone told me that. What kind of?

Someone told me that. that they had a job this is like like someone that I was like or it was like my ex-girlfriend's friend said hey I know somebody I know you're trying to get into marketing I know somebody who has a job opportunity and I was like okay and they were like she he was like she was like hey call this number so I call the numbers and they were like yeah show up for the interview for the marketing thing at this time and then just wear something formal and I was like okay so I went and It was a multi-level marketing like. Hurrah.

And I was fucking pissed. Were they like, give me 500 bucks and we'll teach you everything we know. They were like, they're like, and here's what we're going to do. You guys are all going to be salesmen. Marketing salesman. There's like, and this is what we're going to market. We're going to market this amazing product that we have here. But all of you guys, once you purchase this product, you can market it.

And I was sitting there like, you're looking around the room. Like, bro, I'm looking around the room and there's like 40 people in the room. Probably just like 30 other people. People that are just like, like they're already. And then when they like show like examples, they don't show examples of like the product. They show examples of other people who have gotten successful selling the product. So it's like other people like in their Mustangs and they'll pull. They showed like a video.

It was like somebody pulled up in a Mustang. They were like, I was just like you. You know, three years ago. Until I started selling these boxes of shampoo. Yeah. And once we started. Once we started selling these energy drinks. now like why would you ever want to work for anyone other than yourself now you're your own boss yeah

it was literally like everything and i'm looking around picture him falling for that yes not anymore no for 2015 you probably i don't even know what a pyramid scheme so is a pyramid scheme like all right here's my boxes of shampoo i sell these all the time i'm rich off of it i'll teach you how to sell these for 500 bucks and then I but it's not like you give me 500 bucks I give you I give you knowledge I give you knowledge you start selling shampoos and then you teach

and you tell someone to give you 250 one person sells three people boxes of shampoos so they can sell to three other people pyramid okay that's really what it is but I think pyramid schemes are illegal I think so I don't know so they've like for those they've like like them what is that shit going around

Oh, they're definitely. Everyone puts in 200. Everyone, it's like a chart. You ever see that on Twitter? Like a chart. Everyone puts in 200. They put like a name in whoever goes to them. And then it keeps cycling.

So like whoever goes to the middle gets the money. And then another name will be next. So then they're up for the money. But everyone just keeps funding it. You know what I'm saying? I know what I think. I forget. I always see.

I know what you're talking about. I don't know what the fuck that is. I don't know how it is either. Yeah, I don't know what that is. Like entry spots are 150. Oh, really? You get on a chart and that's really all I know about it. Yeah, I don't.

I've never even, I've never even heard of that. But yeah, like the pyramid schemes, the way they like, I think they got it around. If they're even illegal, I don't know if they're illegal, but now they're called like multi-level marketing. That's the way to put it. That's the way to put it. It's literally multi-levels. It's literally. What's so bad about that, though?

Because it's not a real business. Because whenever I, the thing is, is if I sell you, imagine. you're not an optic none of this stuff has happened if i've if i sell you five boxes of shampoo you're down 1500 that you put in now you have to sell all of that shampoo and then you have to get people under you who are the first people that you're going to go to probably all of us your friends and your family so that's you're literally just making money trying to build a business off of exploiting a product to your friends and family was passed down to you right because if you go to people that aren't your friends and family, they're going to be like, no, no, thanks.

What the fuck? You're not a boxer, by the way. He's like, it's great for boxers. Now you fucking weird. I'm not buying that shampoo. And you're not a boxer either. You're sitting there shadow boxing as you're explaining it. There's this fucking shampoo.

That's so good. Holy shit. Anyway. So, never? No. Never been a part of no pyramid scheme that you know of. That I know of. Never watch the box. I can't stand.

Well, we can go into that. I was going to say, I can't stand salesmen who might be under a pyramid scheme trying to sell you that shit. It's just like, I'm not fucking buying that. Yeah. I mean, that's what you were just saying. Are all these idiots under the pyramid schemes? No, a person falls for that shit. Like, people are stupid.

Dude, isn't there, is it, Amway? is a multi-level marketing, right? Roger, Josev, or Roger, Matt, Amway? Do you know what Amway is? Can you look up Amway? Wait, look up after this, look up like what a pyramid scheme is. Amway is an American multi-level marketing, basically a pyramid scheme. Amway got so much money.

Multi-level marketing. There's an Amway center. There's like, wait, we played there. Yeah. What? Yeah. Wait, what? In Columbus.

We had a champs there. World War II champs, right? Yeah. That was at the Amway Center. That's how a pretty dope spot. That's how like, how much money they had. Foundation pyramid scheme? Yeah.

How do we start? They have to be doing well. I don't know if Pyramids games just might be the wave. They might be. I mean, I'm about to start a multi-level marketing business. Oh, God. What is your product going to be?

If you were to start a pyramid scheme. Literally rich and lonely shirts. Optic MLN. Like, get other people to sell your rich and lonely stuff. And then I just actually, I actually make the cycle live like after fucking 5,000 people have done sold shirts on the street and shit. They just, I mean, it's like a. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, look up, look up a pyramid scheme. I want to see the definition of it. Because pyramid scheme, Amway. It literally says it right there. The most successful one. It's the one that made it. Yeah.

Like, what the fuck you're talking about? We're a legitimate business. Illegal in the U.S. Oh, they are. So they are. Participant recruits two further participants. I can't read. Just read out loud.

Read out loud for the viewers. A form of investment in which each paying participant recruits two further participants with returns being given to early participants using money contributes by later ones. So I don't think. Oh, okay. I don't think a big of the same. That's how that chart works.

You put $250 in, right? So if you put, let's just say there's four people, right? And whatever, we'll just use two people on the side. If you put $400 in and that person pays $400 or you put $200 in, that person pays $400, you get what I'm saying? You get your money back. So you're off the chart. Right.

Now a new person gets their money in that whoever's name's next up. It's just like a group of? Yeah, exactly. Literally a pyramid. Instead of a pyramid is a circle. Well, it's same shit. It's same shit. So maybe a pyramid scheme, I mean, I don't even know.

I mean, I think maybe a pyramid scheme is just money. There's no product. So I think it's like, I think it's like if we, if I, if we, us three are in, right? And we paid 100. And he comes in and we tell him 200, then I give you the 100 year out. Yeah. Oh, that's what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

His friend comes in. He's like, he fucking people over, like left and right. Yeah. Everyone gets like a profit off of the people. person seems like a good way to make money I wonder what a pop what's a Ponzi scheme yeah what's that matter of fact Matt just just cut all this past like 15 minutes which gonna we actually go hard as fuck on like pyramid schemes imagine we tweet out tomorrow guys new investment opportunity optic MLN what does that say I can't see shit I mean so like who the fuck

stole my glasses we're gonna build the hot and then nothing ever happened your money. Is that what it is? It's gone. An investment fraud that pays. But then you got to fuck someone else over behind you so that you can make money. Oh, yeah. A Ponzi scheme is you go to an investment and then you can't pay that investment. So you go to other investors in order to pay that investment.

That's what a Ponzi scheme is. I think. Borrowing from Pete to pay Paul. Right. I knew you'd know that one. Yes. Never heard that one? I just heard it the other day.

So. I'm proud of myself. Bustin it out when you were getting pitched a Ponzi scheme you didn't realize it This is the shit that's concerning. You know niac I need a like I heard the shit to the day. Yeah Just random dude and you shot it up yeah yeah she's like if I had to pay Paul and you're Pete and you're like yeah, I think that Yeah, have you all ever heard of like in a Ponzi scheme? Have you all ever heard like Bernie Madoff? Yeah, yeah heard the name. What? Bernie Madoff is like the big in our generation he did the biggest

Ponzi scheme and he went to jail for like I think he owed people like he like ruined like 100,000 lives what do you say? I'll PayPal you basically I think I'll pay by you trust I think like he got he got so deep into it where he was just like getting investment in order to pay other investors

he was just cycling people's money but he was still like and then he had like these guys are going to kill me so so then he just kept doing it he literally just kept doing it He died in... $17.5 billion. Defrauded investors of $17.5 billion. So he was just borrowing the money and being like, yeah, no, you got equity trust.

Yeah. And just being like, yeah, I can't pay you back right now, but I got you a little bit. Yeah. And then imagine just waking up one day and you've spent all your savings, like investing in something that you think is going to get you a lot of money back. And then you see... Oh, my God. It's probably horrible. You see the CEO or the main dude in shackles going to prison.

and you're just like wait so where is my 100,000 that I put down that came from poof it's gone that's how what's his name this fucking psycho that used to be what was his name the fucking documentary that came out he had an island and shit oh yeah yeah yeah um epstein if you watch that it's he did some shit like okay this is psychotic invite this billionaire over film him getting a massage from an underage girl when he leaves at a you catch him on knee In New York, you go have a meeting with him, like. That's how people think he got all this. I've seen that documentary.

I've seen the documentary, but I never heard of that side of it. Like that side of it. Like that guy sold his company for like a billion. He knew he had the fucking footage of him getting touched. So he put him on like the sale. Apparently he had rooms. Apparently he had like a like a security room like where there's a bunch of monitors. But it wasn't for security.

It was for like. that's crazy because i've been watched that's actually like a good fucking watch 10 other people with over 100 million they're all in these separate rooms and he's all watching them on the camera so you never know me he might not have you getting a massage from a fucking kid but he might have you and your wife sex tape yeah or he might have you at something he's had something yeah he might have you like something he's like yo peeve by the way on the paper just in case let me get this you know bill clinton used to be out there yeah like steady yeah and what one one he was like I saw Bill Clinton like

he said he saw somebody oh he saw like the prince or something like making out making out with a 16 old or something like England yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I saw that yeah and it was the groundskeeper and he was just like yeah and I just walked past and saw someone making out with a 16 year old

what the fuck is going on? That's fucking crazy bro less extreme but the fire fest guy that's why all of his shit went away too it's because he was so good have you ever heard of fire yeah he gives me that those kind made off and fucking have steambox. So he would go to other...

So Firefest was this like... You should watch FireFest. Watch the documentary. Dude, I'm telling you, it's one of the best documentaries I've ever seen. Just call on and watch it. You haven't seen Fire Fest? Did not a DJ?

No, no. It was about this festival that a bunch of models and like A-less celebrities promoted. Yeah, Coachella. Basically, it was going to be Coachella on like a private island. Oh, wait.

No, I have seen that. You have seen that? I have seen that. Okay, okay. That's, oh, never mind. I'm tripping. Well, that's what fire. Yeah, so the guy who ran Firefest

Apparently, like, ran out of money, so he was going to other investors in order to get money to pay the other investors that he knew he wasn't going to pay back and just loophole. And Jar Rule. And Jar Rule. Like, how do you get involved in a fucking scheme like that? Because, I mean...

Money. They can just trick people. Money makes people... So where's the money going for this? And they're like, do you want to swim with the sharks? And he's like, yeah. But where's the money going? Like, but I have jet skis. And so many people are like, okay, I'll go on the-

documentary, the footage of how many people were just out there just with literally, there is no how, like, there's nothing. Crazy, bro. It was like a free fall. Like, they're just on an island with nothing. It was supposed to be like sweets and shit. And it's just literally tent.

Yeah, villas. It was like army tents. Like, not even nice tents. Like, like, apocalyptic tents. You whoever, it was, you weren't from paying like $10,000 pack. you're sleeping in the same thing with someone who's paid like a thousand. Yeah.

Everybody, and apparently like day one, people were all complaining and shit. Oh my God, I do remember that. He brought out a bunch of alcohol and I was just like, yeah. Yeah, literally the same mindset.

The same mindset. Where it's just like, wait, how am I going to have fun here? And he's like, uh, just drink alcohol? I had jet skis. Like, it's the same fucking thing.

I remember watching that in 2018. I was like, this is what Infinite is like. that's how much of a bad mindset I was in I was watching Firefest like oh I can't wait to make my own Firefest Docator That's fucking insane bro Popeye sounds fire

But Popeye's spicy chicken Is that what you're getting after this? Did you get a new car? Yeah Let me guess Challenger 392 Hell yeah

V8 Is that what a 390 Is that the end? Engine 3902. Same car basically, but a challenger. Oh, yeah. That's the car I was going to get. Now what am I going to get?

They pushed my VW better. You didn't end up getting that one, the one you showed me? The red one? No. Page's hookup failed. Oh. No, I can get you the hookup. Just kidding, Paige.

No, my credit's too shit. You don't need it. I go in there with no money down. The real story is my credit sucks. No, the real story is Nick has Alexis, which is worth probably, what, let's just say on the low side, 12, 15,000. He's worried about his credit.

He owns the car, which means he, that's his car. So when you get there and they tell you 12,000, you tell him 15, bro, if your credit's below 500, okay, you're going to be required to give the bank like 25, 30% down. What the fuck you use that 15 to bargain? Five cars. Ever since I've known. That 15 is your down payment. You don't need to give them no money.

Your car is your down payment. But wouldn't my interest rates still be high? I mean, you want the car, right? I mean, shit. You sound like a salesman. You want the car, I can get you driving out here today. If they're telling you 20 grand, if your credit's bad, you already got 10 in the car. So now you need to bring 10.

You give your car. You get two cars. That's what you're going to have to do. If you don't have enough credit, meet the middle. You have to match him in the middle. But that, yeah, bro. I look at cars, like either way, you're going to get fucked. You might as well enjoy it.

Just get the car you want. Like you're not going to like, well, I'm sure there are like some good deals on cars. But no, not really. I feel like there probably isn't. Yeah, it's not grab a. It's not grabbed. The car you want, get the one under that. Get the one you like, that's what I do.

That's exactly what I do. I mean, I, pro, like, think about it. If think about it, you can have the amazing credit. If your car, the car is 100 grand, your payments are going to be in that. a thousand's regard you can go give him no money that's fine your payments are going to still be in a thousand you give him 10,000 your payments are still going to be in a thousand you give him 20,000 your payments maybe might be at a thousand you know what I'm saying? 900 though exactly people like let's just say use hex for example you know he goes and shows up

he can get a car with no money down that's for sure he also can afford the $1,200 payments true yeah what I'm saying so everybody's situation is different but you're in a good one you got a car that has value to it I don't think I've ever seen you drive since I've known you I don't drive up. You're in a better situation. Do you have your car here? No. Because I've had to come out of pocket.

I left a car in Tennessee. Yeah. I'm just thinking of like that interest rate over like a few years. Oh, I mean, in that case, yeah, you're probably going to get scanned. Yeah. But you'll be driving the car. What happened? I'm just a piece of shit.

Nick's a minute. I've drove Nick around. Oh, yeah? In like a few different cars, right? I got your whipping in one vlog. I think we probably went to the bowling alley. Yeah. You didn't blow no 2-10.

I'm telling you, my average is like maybe a 120. No, every time he bowled and he hit a strike, he would go, what the fuck? He was like super impressed with him so. And also shocked. What's average in bowling? The normal person, like, if we went, if Optic went to a bowling alley,

y'all would probably be bowling between an 80 and like, 120. What? Well, maybe. That's... 80 and 120, that seems great. 80 and 120. Probably like average.

I think my highest game's like a 170. I think I did it with you. Evidently, I got to go and try. Because every time I go bowl, maybe the first two, and then I'm like, anyone got chicken finger? Yeah.

All right. Well, I think that's going to do it for the object podcast. I hope you learned something today. That's the most important. I know I did. Don't fall for a Ponzi scheme. Don't fall for a pyramids game.

I like what we just bullshit. Yeah. Like where did we just go with that? We just talked about so much shit. Hopefully they like it. Yeah. And not Roger's stupid-ass topics. You guys should have seen Rogers.

Rogers. Wait, wait. You guys want to hear about Rogers topic? Nah, I'm not going to do that. Fuck that. Yeah. What the hell was that shit? All right.

Well, thank you. We'll see you next time. Bye, guys. See you later.