OpTic Podcast - OpTic Got BLACKLISTED Again… | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 210

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

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Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to episode 210 of the Optic Podcast, brought to you by Factor and Cash App. And I'll tell you a little bit more about them later on on this podcast. We have the usual suspects. We got middle red. We got Little Red. We got my man Money Biscuit and we got big optic Hecks here. What's up with it, man? What's up with that fucking game five round 11, yo?

Oh, yo. Hector was making me fucking Yeah, whatever He was like, I'm not tweaking He was like he dropped his laptop And I'm like, Hector's tweaking He's like, I'm not tweaking Hey, listen, when we're in the middle of war

I'm not tweaking even if I am But afterwards I'll tell you, I was tweaking He dropped his laptop twice, Matt 5 Yeah, I did. Twice. I remember it was, I was watching the watch party And it was like round three of the Matt 5 or whatever

And HEC got like super hype and I think, I don't know if you were the only one who called it, but you were like, you got hype, like, he was like, it was like so genuine. That's what I said. I was like, you got hype, huh? It was, bro, I saw that. I was like, is anyone going to point that out?

I was like, that was like such a genuine reaction of just like a fucking nerdgasm. I was like, I'm glad someone called it. I had to call him out. And then he got tight that I called him out. That's what it was. I didn't say you tweak it. I said, you got hype, huh? Yeah, I was like, no, I wasn't.

It's the win in the middle war, man. The game wasn't over yet. Because usually Hector, any other matches, he's usually sitting there. He'll crack his jokes, you know, but then he's just sitting there. Everyone's like, he was locked in. Yeah, yeah. He goes 5-1, 5-2, 5-3. Bro, to be fair, like, it didn't matter who we were playing against.

If it's a round, if our team is a game 5 round 11, I think, one V2, if you didn't get hype. Oh, my God, no. Like, yeah, yeah, no matter who we're, if you don't get hype, off that you're just you're not you're not a call you don't do yeah our reaction like collectively was like it was hype yeah I I almost felt like like Riley could have like this there should be there should be don't get up don't get up oh my god I was jumping dude I don't remember jumping bro like afterwards you're jumping with joy dude yeah bro yeah bro we all like think about the amount of energy like we all got up

I was jumping. I cannot I don't remember jumping in joy like that. Y'all didn't hear him at all? Yeah, I did, huh? Y'all didn't hear him at all? No, I told Riley to turn it up because we could hear the thieves guys. Yeah, I heard you say that. The door was closed.

I told Riley turned that shit up so we can't, so we don't get the fucking I just thought there would be like timing because it's S&D so like it's going to be a little quiet. I thought, to be honest, I thought during the round, I thought I heard the thieves yell and I was like, fuck, we lost. And then that happened, so I was like, oh, shit. I thought I heard the thieves during it, but it might have been honest. I didn't want to hit it. Like very, very faintly.

Yeah, we're going to have to put some like soundproof. No, the door was close. We didn't hear them. We only heard him when the door was open. We just need to turn it up. Because when I ran over here. No, it was, yeah, listen, when I got done jumping, I pulled my lap down in the, in the coffee table, and then I ran over here, and I couldn't hear it.

I'm like, what the fuck? And then I pulled up and the door was close, and I'm banging on the fuck of those windows. I'm like, Bob. They're like, what the fuck? I was like, let's fucking go. Yeah, that was so hype, man. What a crazy day. I mean, obviously, I'm an Eagles fan too, so watching that.

And then it was like that round 11 comeback. And then the Eagles had like two minutes left. Rams have the ball down six. So I was like, I was freaking the fuck out. Oh, my God. You saw all the Ravens. Mark Andrews. Yeah.

The whole, I had to text you after that Lamar died. That was, bro. Dude, that shit was insane. Oh my God. I can't. It was the, I don't know. What the fuck I can't believe. It looked crazy.

He caught it like as he was falling. Are we allowed to pull that NFL up on here? Yeah. As long as it's not like live during the game, you can joke. Yeah. But yeah, it was a crazy Sunday, man. What a match. Yeah, I'm actually happy that Nick didn't want to show up to the, to the watch party on Sunday.

No, it wasn't Nick. It wasn't Nick. It was. No, but he was there Saturday. He's like, I might come back tomorrow. I mean, he's right there. No, I said I'm not. I can't come back tomorrow because Cremzone.

Then I woke up. and you took my fucking spot. It was supposed to be... I could have went on the viral clip. Yeah. Well, it was supposed to be CRIM and then we... Yeah, Matt, what's up? Matt, Matt's here?

Matt, you filmed the podcast with us last week. We had no idea. We had a race. You didn't know. Crim had a raise? What's going on? Why you put him on the schedule? I don't think it's Matt. It was Matt. It was Matt. It was Matt. I just asked Matt right now. I'm like, Matt, who does the schedule? He's in a collection of people.

Everyone was cooking us because we literally talked about it on the podcast. Yes. and I was like, dude, sometimes like, I want, it's just one. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't, I don't remember every little detail. No, yeah, me either. Because we have like, we have a lot of things going on to begin with, but like today we are letting you guys know that the major two tickets go on sale this weekend, which is a day after tomorrow.

Oh, yeah. And then that's just like one part of like a broader hour long conversation. So like the details that we give you sometimes, like I knew that Krim was going to race that weekend. And I saw him on the same. schedule and didn't think twice of it. I'm like, is he coming back from Daytona? I thought it was a weekend. Yeah, same. Yeah, same. The thing is, doesn't Krim get the

schedule and just reply like, oh, no, I'm not going to be here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't think. He just ignored it. Everybody should. I'm going to start doing that. Yeah, yeah. It all worked out. And it worked out because I, dude, I would not have rather been in a, in a different play. The feeling that I had on that chair versus the feeling that I would have had on my corduroy, lazy fucking corduroyd fucking beat bag. around the corner from McAlpin.

Right. At the corner of McAlpin and fucking Russell Drive, boy. Yeah, no, it was a good weekend. I mean, everybody was hyped, it seemed like. I think it wasn't just us. I think it was like the everyone, whether. And again, if this, like, think about how hype we got. Think about how hype we got when, when fucking Simp had that one v4.

Yeah. Like, I got hype for that. That's not even my team. And they weren't playing against a team that I, you know what I'm saying? Like, it was good. What were you saying, Nick? Oh, I was like, yeah, that's just. good cod it doesn't even matter if it's your team or not that's just i mean especially just i mean even

not to be a negative nancy but i see the one v2 i'm like fuck man like of course of fucking course and then that and then like right when they're about to turn the corner he starts getting up again i'm like fuck man but then he somehow pulls it off that shit was insane though i wish i was here just fucking chilling in the background dude just think about it play it again man and look at Look at Call of Duty timing working as it always fucking does. Luckily, he caught a whim because he was on his way. Look, he's been staring, staring, staring. He's like, all right, they're not coming.

I'm going to get up. Right when he gets up one coach. Yes, exactly. Bro, who was that? That was ghosty? No, it was Dylan. And it was his birthday. We did wish.

We did. We did for you, man. I said, I hope he has the worst birthday between 3 and 5 p.m. But aside from that, I hope he has the best fucking birthday. did, yeah. We feel for you, Dill. It ended up, I think, 458 or something like that. I swear Dylan got taller.

Every time I see him in the fucking hallway now. Yeah. Dude's like 6'4 now. Like, what the fuck? I swear me and him were like the same height when he was on optic. Now the motherfucker's just massive. But I feel like also it was like, obviously there's been like some turmoil at the start the year for the team.

So for them to come out, play thieves, which everyone has is like one of the top teams, if not the top team right now. It's like, it just felt good, man. It felt good to see him get a win against like a top team like that. Especially in that fashion. Yeah. Yeah, it was just huge, man.

It was fucking fire. Yeah, we haven't played phase yet, right? Was that our first big three matchup? Yeah, we haven't played. No, we play Ultra. We haven't played Ultra. We played Ultra this Sunday. Yeah, we play Ultra on Sunday.

And that's for the first seed, I think. Yeah, that's going to be lit. Yeah, win and we're first seed. Phase? I don't think we've played Phase yet. Maybe we did it the case on land, but I don't think we have during the actual CDL. I mean, I don't know. That's a big fucking win.

I keep up, but I don't fucking memorize it as well. Yeah, yeah. We didn't take it down the big three. I will say if we take the sample size as to who has predicted the, I got to be at the top. That's the best predictor in Optic, 100%. I think I went 0 and 3. All right. So Sunday, LA Thieves, Optic, Texas.

We're the very last match on Sunday. We only play once this weekend. God damn it. I'm sick this Friday. Fuck yeah. Oh, and then look at that. Phase Optic first match for us in our major two qualls.

Damn, our major two schedule is hard. Holy shit. We play Faze, Carolina, Minnesota, Toronto. And the Heretics. I mean, Miami's not bad either. That's a hard schedule. Hey, listen, I'll take it. Yeah, that's going to be a fucking.

one to watch though. Fuck yeah. Fun split to watch into our major. Yeah. Absolutely. Hell yeah. No, I think we're in for an exciting up-and-coming two weekends of just fucking blasting. And by that I mean.

Yeah, we got back-to-back. This is the final weekend of regular season. Major 1 qualifiers. So there's going to be a lot of like tiebreakers when you're in, lose your out type matches this weekend. And then next weekend's the major. So finally amazing. I feel like it's been, I feel like it's been too long. What are you gonna do?

You gonna be driving up here every night? Every morning, I mean? Cause it starts early. Yeah, it's gonna start at like seven, eight, maybe nine at the latest maybe. Oh shit. I mean, I got options, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a room upstairs. I got options. Yeah, it's gonna be early start.

I'm sure Zinnie's already gonna try to stay with me for maybe at least a couple days. Because waking up, I mean, he's got, you gotta be able like, what, five, get ready, drive down here. The matches start at seven? Yeah. You got me up You got to get your hotel? You got to be up at like 5.30? Listen, the dogs will bark at your house

and won't let you sleep. I put them in the garage mahal with no heat. No, the garage mall has heat, first of all. It just doesn't have warm water. I can sleep there, yeah. What's that? I said, why you hate it? Why are you hating?

I should have known. I also heard yesterday, Shatzyon's stream said they were supposed to stream scrims today, but apparently they're blacklisted for one day. Yep. Yeah. I thought it was a little bit soft. I totally get it. It's against the rules. So they got to punish him in some way. But he pumped three times. Did he kill no one? Pretty sure it was off the start of the game. I'd have to go back and really watch it. Listen, you look at what? Listen, and I don't want to bring up any old shit, especially with Sid who's cool, dude, in my opinion. But like, the difference between Sibbs, what do you call it, under the, what do you call it, under the, Behind the car.

That was fucking snake in. Yeah, that was snake. That was like eight pumps. That was like eight pumps. Yeah, yeah. The sib one. If it's not like game changing, it's like, I don't know. I don't get it.

It was a weird angle, though. Listen, if I'm octane, I'm not paying scum of shit. He did that. He didn't tell, like, if he was getting shot at. You bullied him a shit? How you bullied me? Yeah, so this is the clip we're talking about. So he throws one.

One pump. Two. Rose two. And then that's kind of like a half snake. So I don't know. It's only one day, though. What was the score? Can you show the score?

Let me guess. They zoom in on the fucking snake. They probably kill us and they still, they probably killed them right there and then they still can't scream. Like what? And you go back to the start of the video? I think it might have showed it there. Yeah.

No, it's too zoomed in. He was fighting someone, though. Like what? This is the clip they, I need to see. The time, which rotation? Exactly. How much time left? Did he die after?

Did he die? Yeah, maybe he did three snakes. Go back to where that scoreboard is, Matt. Like, right two seconds. Like, I don't know, man. Like right there. Oh, yeah. Oh, does it show anything?

Hold on. Try to pause it real quick. Okay, well. Like, what if he got in a fight with someone, killed him on his third pump? Oh, yeah, so it's at the start of the game, unless the scoreboard is fucked up. It is at the very start of the game. So, I don't know. They gave him one day, apparently.

one day apparently. I don't know if that's for sure, but... I bet you that they're all like go to the shit again so we can get another day off and shit. That's what she... Yeah, Shotsie was like, this came at the perfect time. My sleep schedule's fucked up, so I'm going to just take the day and get back to a Wednesday. That's good. Congrats, you helped us. Rooks. Don't you get it?

You gotta time these? Yeah, like, idiots. Like, don't save the clip and bring it up when two days before the major. Before champ or something. Four champs bring up a clip in January Yeah call of duty is obviously in a rough spot right now But I feel like see it's it's it's in a rough spot Obviously the game is probably in the worst state it's ever been

But shit like that still is fireman Yeah Let the record show that Nick was here on time And wanted to go to the bathroom but the bathroom was occupied They had three people in there cleaning the urinals Because they look like chia pets They had buttering them. They had...

Ew. They had brillo pad. You know what I'm saying? Ew, dude. Yeah, ew, indeed. Bows, walk me through what it was like to land in El Salvador.

Because you didn't land in... I mean, I was only there for like an hour. Oh, and then you flew? Yeah, it was like a connecting flight. Tell me about Guatemala then. I've never been. I landed in El Salvador. And then I got off the plane,

got into the airport. like my terminal was right there my connecting one like literally as soon as I got off and then there was like a little security search right there I'm like what the hell? Oh shit! Yeah that's fire. Dude this is I hope that one day

you guys would allow me to take you fishing at a lake like this one but more beautiful. Yeah it looks like Hawaii kind of. I will say that this is actually a fucking gorgeous view and if I ever have a chance of fishing that lake for some large mouth Brow. Bands. Columbia's got some dope-ass lakes too.

No, I was just going to say, yeah. I mean, I got there. It was like an hour drive from the airport to get to where I was. You was tweaking? No, it was dark out, so I was kind of like already tired and shit. I get to the little, like, little town or whatever. Go to the hotel.

I'm like praying. I put the key in. I got the Flintstone key. I'm like, bro. and shit. Yeah, I'm like, Jesus, bro. Open the door. The hotel's nice.

No air, though. No air? They got a corner, a fan in a corner. I was like, all right, whatever. A fan? Yeah. And at night, like, during the day, it was like 75. At night, it was like 50.

So I would crack the door, like, around the balcony. It was cool. That's what? And spiders in the trip? Fire food. I thought about it, like two days into my trip. Everything was going good. And then I randomly thought about it.

I was like, fuck, bro. I'm like, One of them creeps up, you wake up and sitting on your chest. I cracked the door open. I'm like, fuck. I did think about it, though. See, I would never do that and like, I would never do that there. I would not like shit.

Everything was going good until it crossed my mind, though. Iguanas and shit. Yeah, what's in there? See, I'm not afraid of that. I didn't see any of them. No, I'm not afraid of them. I have an issue with them. Even though, like, I've come to the conclusion that they are here to help and I haven't

killed one in at least four years. No bullshit. What? I was just thinking about this. But they had mad random dog, like so many stray dogs. Really? Yeah, yeah. Like everywhere.

All of, and they're all friendly and shit. I was at the bar drinking, like afterwards we were all leaving and shit. And two dogs started going at it and like crowd of people like, breaking up the dogs. Yeah. The food was fire, though. Every morning I would just wake up and go somewhere new.

What kind of food? I mean, tacos. I had nachos. I was trying everything. Wings. Like I had to try their shit. Like, I had to try steak. I just wanted to try their quality of like food.

This show was all fire. I had chicken tenders, terriaki chicken. I'm like, U.S. in heaven? Was it like a resort? Or was it like?

It was in Antigua. It's like a super small, like, city. Okay. Antigua's on an island. No, Antigua, Guatemala.

That's where it was. Is it on an, Antigua and on an island? Anyway, I mean, you were there. Guatemala. Take a trip, man,

with the IRL backpack. And whatever you have is time 7. there. So everything's cheap. That's what I'm saying, man. Scump in Guatemala. That shit was fun.

I'm not going to a lot. He'd be a king. Bro, what? Look at that. Bro, just wake up in the morning, walk around. This was where you're at right here. It's illegal there, right? Weed?

No. Weed's legal? Like, it's not illegal, but like, if they were telling me, like, basically, if you live there and they catch you, like, just smoking a, outside like randomly they could do something but if you're a tourist they want you to like come back and like they're not gonna but they said they have the opportunity they might though they can fuck with you bro try to get a little i'm give me get a little hundred pieces if i was a cop and i caught somebody it costs a thousand a thousand like u.s dollars to like just like get up at a gym

oh that's a fuck but um that's a lot bro i pulled i pulled up to uh my hotel one night late and they I was like, yeah, just knock. I was like, all right. So I knocked, it lets me in. The night before I was supposed to leave, I pull up at like 2 a.m. I'm knocking. Wait, where are you coming from at?

Or 1 a.m. That's when like the bars closed. Anything after 12. Where were you at? That's when the bars closed. Oh, wait, you were at the bars and shit? Going wild. Solo or with everybody?

Like with everyone. Oh, okay. But like, it's cool. There's some after hour spots out there, but like it's literally like a store with a back door. A patio. Yeah. And, um, but I pull.

up I'm banging on the door for like an hour. No one's coming to answer. I'm like, bro, there's no way this happened. Like, no way I'm locked out of my hotel. Your flights in the morning? Yeah. So I'm like, fuck it. I start knocking on the balcony windows and shit. No.

And no one was coming out. I wouldn't have either. Then finally I saw the little police coming down the street. I'm like, fuck it. We should flag him down. I mean, I'm like, I'm showing my phone. I'm like, this is where I'm staying. I'm showing my balcony. another 20 minutes go by it makes a few phone calls

the guy comes in the back opens the door I'm like The guy was sleeping Wake up Like I could have got fucking You're just sleeping You could have gone You're not

You're American No no It's possible You think it's bad out there No not in Antigua Like maybe if you're like I'd burn the evidence Fast as hell

Yeah I mean we were just It felt safe out there No it is Antigua's safe as hell like you'll have no problems out there I want to go on a trip it looks like a cool little city well nice bro yeah it looks gorgeous

in between the mountains too that's my my total vibe yeah that actually that's a volcano picture right there looks insane just surrounded by the volcano set yeah better hope that shit don't blow it has before it's um apparently like wiped them out

bro what happened it's like Pompeii that used to be Guatemala City and then they moved Guatemala a lot of city like out further the main city and then it made it into. Because it got demolished? Yeah. Bro, look at the architecture anywhere that we go.

And then what civilization has brought with fucking minimalism is the wackish shit that's ever existed. You think so? You like this shit better? Yes. A thousand percent. Or is it because you don't get to see it? So when you do see it? No, I do love it better. This is dope. It's different. it's just because i feel like if you come from a place like this and you go to new york city you're fucking this is amazing new york city has good architecture though because it's an old city

you go to boston you still see cobblestones so you go austin's fire yeah oh so far boston's one of my favorite cities yeah yeah you go to chicago you see architecture now you don't see just fucking boxes with no windows and it's like you know like there has to be a little i don't know how it's but they were telling me like if you get a crib out there and like you're living there, you need to like basically check in with the city before you could put nails in the wall

and like do certain shit. Like you can't just start painting and yeah. Well you can't you can't interfere with the architecture that's been there for a long time. So they'll let you do shit inside of the house to some extent but not the external part of it. It's just like an HOA but it's a city, COA.

I'm jealous, man. That looks fire. And you were there for how long? Five days. I think. Br, I, once they told me

like, yeah, that's a volcano. Like one morning I woke up at like six in the morning. I heard mad beeping and yay.

And people are like, cars driving by. I'm like, nah. No way. Like, like, is that a big volcano?

Like, that shit fucking, like there's a hike you can do. You go up at 12 a.m. Sleep till two. Do hike a little bit more. And at like four or five in the morning, you could see like lava coming out of it.

Oh, what the fuck? That'd be cool. Is that what it is right there? Yeah. I'd like to see that live. It's a monster of the left. Yeah. It's a monster of that one.

That's like some movie shit. Looks like Thanos is about to come out of that. I wanted to feel alive. I'd be like, man. I wanted it to rain, rain out there, storm. I wanted to see what that shit looked like. Apparently it's like.

Oh, yeah. It's just a monsoon. Yeah. It says a charming city with a dangerous side. It's like my personality But yeah It was a good time man That's fire

It was so fun Dude there's so many places with like Like I would never think of going to Guatemala Why is that so hard to say Guatemala? Guatemala I would never think of going there And then you see pictures

And there's probably So many places like that They got Uber all that With just fucking culture So Cool buildings and cities surrounded by waters and volcanoes. But I just don't go anywhere.

Listen, the day that you guys want to and let me, I will take us to the best, most beautiful place on Earth. We're going to catch fish. We're going to eat good. We're going to drink well. We're going to smoke chronic. After major one or whatever the point. I almost broke last night.

I almost had a glass of wine. No, why? I almost had a glass of wine. Huh? Why? Yeah. Why didn't you break? I like your discipline.

Yeah, it was like, what if we, what if we just had one? I was like, ah, we're so close. What about an edible? An edible doesn't have any, like, calorie, caloric, caloric intake. You got some? No. So no nicotine. No, okay, I got to.

No nicotine, no THC, no alcohol. Yeah, we're trying. Pure soap. We're all dogging. Wait, so would you take an edible? Yeah, I'd have to, like, really microdose it, though. No, of course. I'm not telling you to get fucking fucked up

But like if if the I'd have to start it like two and a half to five It makes me cringe If the point is to get a little loose A little woozy It's crazy, bro See no but no nicotine no alcohol It just makes me

No we've actually been liking it No the hardest part That's not even the hard part The hardest part is the fact that you're eating Like a bird On top of it all So it's not like Like, you don't have...

I know exactly how many calories. You're not just ripping the fucking Nickstick to just do something. You're just just pure suffering. I'll tell you his... How many calories do you eat in any calories? No, that's not true. I had, like, pineapple last night. I had popcorn.

Pineapple that's kind of... I love ripping it. I have like a bowl of popcorn every night. It's like 140 calories. Big ass bowl. I mean, but you said you were eating like, what, 1800 calories? Something like that?

Yeah, yeah, like 1800. I had 18. Yeah, bro. Once it hit... Yeah. You had 1,800 calories last night. No, at breakfast. Already.

I had two breakfast meetings from 8 to 9. I had a California parfei, which came with like fucking honey drizzle and his figs and all this shit. I ate that. And granola, right? So many calories. And then when ice got there, I had my burrito. I only ate half of it. But I had a burrito.

Obviously, the tortilla is flour. It's fucking weight up there. I'm trying, man. I'm 2025. I'm trying to get back into a decent chase. It's so hard, bro. It's hard. Night time.

I'm so good during the day. But once it hits night, my like, my like, my life, ooh, my willpower just fucking, I don't know what happens.

I don't know what in the brain chemistry happens. You just get bored at night and you're like, I'm like, I'm like, bored and I'm like, this would be the perfect time to just like put on something, on YouTube or some movie or something

and just order a pizza or wing stop. It's just when I stay when I stay up late for no reason that's when I fuck up. Like it'll be 10.30. I already ate one meal after the watch party. I'm tired.

I smoked. I could just go right to sleep. I'm like, let me play one more game of 2K. And then I end up playing codwagers. And then it's in 1.30. And I'm like, ah, I'll dig into these hot fries. There's a...

Pro, hot prize were my, like, middle school favorite chip, I think. I don't think I've had them sense. I'm done eating spicy. Woke up the other night, like 3.30,

I don't know. Just open my eyes, burped up. Just so fucking hot. Like, to barely breathe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It used to happen to me before...

So I'd be playing Halo 2 in, like, 10th grade or some shit. Go to sleep at, like, two or three in the morning. But right before I go to sleep, I'd have, like, a huge... What's so funny?

I'm just waiting right before. Dude, I can't even think now. It'd be like 2.3 a.m. and I just have like a huge frozen fucking like chicken parme meal that I would just eat with like a bag of hot fries soda. And then it's like 3 a.m. I go to sleep. 7 a.m. I wake up. Just fucking miserable. Burping.

Shitting. Was it stovers? I don't remember the brand. Might have been stovers, dude. But it'd be like 7. 7 a.m. The bus is coming. I don't even have time for a shower. My stomach hurts. So I can't go, I can't go shit. I hear the bus making its fucking loop. Oh my God. I get on the bus. I'm farting. I'm holding it in because I don't want to fart and just get fucking roasted and made fun of. So I hold it in the whole day. My stomach, then I go to the nurse's office say like I'm sick. Get a tummy ache. Send me home. I really just have to shit my fucking brains out. That was like half of my high school career. right there.

I can't believe that story right there was like half of my life. Bro, it's gotta be a 90s I mean, I don't know but like farting in public amongst my friends was not a shameful thing.

As long as there's no girls around you're good. If it's guys, you know, back in the day I'm ripped now. I'm not. I was also new at the school. My boy used to do this.

I was a new kid at this school so. My boy used to do this. My boy Lose. I used to go to the nurse's office and try to put on absolute performance. Oh, same.

Until I figured out I get so pissed. The nurse was gone. I figured it out though. I'd ask to go to the bathroom and then switch floors. I'd go down like three floors each other. Rich ass high school. Yeah,

rich as high school. I should have one floor. Heck up. People are fighting. Yeah, fights. My high school didn't have door stalls. Yeah, like I told the story a million times. Wheeling High School, man.

No door stalls. What? You'd walk in. You'd walk in. In the foyer, bro, in the middle where everybody hangs out. You would walk in. you look to the right and there's three motherfuckers thinking the shit

how is that even legal like their dicks are out and shit well like how is that it's like inappropriate it's all dudes I guess I guess yeah showers and stuff

everyone used lunchtime is like the time to go get their nicotine in they don't go in there and dip yeah like going to the stalls and pack a lip because there wasn't like zins and shit back then so they're like going to the fucking lip no they sit on the toilet fucking everyone had lips in Not me.

I never did it because I would have thrown up all over the place. Yeah, sir. That's just, that's what I wanted to do. I remember the first time I did that. I was on 5th Street walking home and I had a lip in and my boy started throwing up. Yeah. I was crying.

I pretty much, yeah, I was pretty much that guy. Long cut. Copenhagen. That shit will have you on cloud nine, bro. I was playing like Halo 3 at my friend's house and they like invited, these were like older people and they like invited girls over and shit. And by the time the girls got there, I was, I was like, I was like, packed. to lip in we were just playing octagon you like lose track of time and next thing i know i'm just like holy shit and i have to go to the bathroom start pukin i do and i'd lay there for like two hours

the girls arrive look at me this fucking such a such a bad experience i don't think i've done it since i feel like once you get sick on it once you just don't even want to no yeah it's yeah it's dabble into it again that was a big and not a great feeling in my group of friends like nobody nobody Not a single one. Hey, dog. Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. No worries, Nicholas. You know I'm always here for you.

What's been going on? Um, where do I start? Yesterday I ran for the first time in forever. Fell, scrape my knee, rage quit my run, went home, gotten the cold plunge. Dog instantly bites the plunge while I'm inside of it. Water starts leaking.

My whole yard starts flooding. And then I've been playing rank lately. my teammates are so bad. They're flipping spawns. And I've been chat band, so I can't even plug in my mic and just verbally annihilate them like I want to. Okay, Nick, well I can't...

Dude, and Hitch lately, he comes to the flycast late. We have guests. The guests are waiting on us. Yesterday, he didn't even shower. Nicholas! I can't help you with any of that. Maybe the rotented stuff. The high key, he's got to stop being a little baby.

Toughen up. Okay, damn. Wait, today's the last day to file taxes. Nick, please. tell me you have cash-app. Damn, asking for the session money already? Dude, Nick, no. When cash-hip, it's simple, safe, and free to file your taxes.

Really? And I know you legit have no patience, but it's only going to take a few minutes. I have patience. You could even snap a picker of your W-2 and add it automatically. Oh, well, that actually does sound nice. Thank you for at least helping me with one thing, but that still doesn't help the fact that it shows up late every single time. And when it's just my session on the flycasses, 30 minutes.

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on your first box. Formal top 10 and Marvel rival. Speaking of dipping. Speaking of right. Speaking of it. Speaking of making iced tea for the homies. Yeah, no, Matt's a freak for that, bro.

Dude, he just love, God, I'm so jealous of one thing about him. He's just so fucking locked, just crack, just loves this shit. I want to see the video where he puts up those Christmas lights around his window. There's no way. He did that. do any of that. Ain't no way he did that. He definitely woke up one day and they were just there.

He was like, hmm, nice. Oh, now I could see, now I could see Formal's window. I'm going to look for those. You know it now? We're like right there. Yeah, no, this guy's a freak, bro. He plays, he's put so many hours into this game and top six, dude. I was like, when people came into my chat and started

saying, I was like, what? Like, you guys are trolling, right? And then I saw the picture. I was like, dude, this guy's a freak. literal. It's got to be like 12 to 16 hours a day. Oh no, he's like, when he gets on, he is on for a while. He just dominated. Just locked the whole time. Bro, but think about it, right?

Like it's, he's top six in a brand new game that he just picked up and he just said, fuck, I'm going to be good at this. And then if there was a tiny little bit of enjoyment, he got to number six. The weird part about it is have you ever actually watch Matt play a fucking mouse and key game? he just sits there like a casual dad typing on his fucking like computer he's like this like he's just like this like it's not like fucking keyboard slanted yeah arm out using his fucking like he's literally like barely moving his wrist his keyboard everything's at the edge and he just yeah yeah like it's just the most casual like what is this i'd watch him play valour i was played 300 i bet he's played some

off's room too. Holy fuck, brother. Wait, what is it? Make that big? 13.8. Damn, bro. I mean, I'm so jealous of just like, because I know while he's doing this.

16. While he's doing this. What the fuck? 17.4. While he's doing this, he's actually just fucking enjoying it. Yeah, I know. It's just the end dominating.

And like, I'm so jealous of that. So that's looking. 17, 13, 15, 15, 11, 11. Dude, this guy's a freak, man. Guys are fucking. He loves it. Man, if he loves it, man.

He's the man, though. He's happy doing it, man. Keep doing you. Because I wish I could just sit down, lock in, and just... Just fucking love it. Just love the game. Focus. Be good.

Enjoying myself. Close matches. It's a fucking adventure of a day. Yeah. I'm jealous, man. I'm jealous. I mean, I think... I thought that we were going to have that with this.

call a duty because it was like from the beginning you could just tell the omnib movement was going to be fucking sick and then it wasn't this game has so much potential man it's it's fucking pathetic pathetic it's pathetic season two comes out january 28th i believe and that's when the anti-cheat is supposed to be out of it as well so we'll see how that goes they always have something up their sleeve to like everyone come back yeah yo but listen i i'm i'm hoping that it does it's going to work time because rivals is out and rivals is like the game right now that everyone's playing so you like it yeah i like it a lot i think rivals is a ton of fun um i can't i don't know i don't even i wouldn't even know where to begin to i was watching yesterday and i'm just like yeah it's it's a lot

you should you should try to play it i play i see i'm the same way i've only played once for like three hours but before i played i would watch it i'm like i don't what the fuck is going with what's the objective, like, even while I started playing, I was like, I still don't even know what I'm playing for here. I'm just shooting fucking things. But once you start playing, you actually kind of start getting the grip of it and fucking start to understand a little bit. And it's actually, like, I was kind of excited to like keep playing. If you're new to that genre, like a hero shooter, you have to play it to learn it. You're not going to be able to watch it and learn it. Because there's so many abilities and the abilities do like little things that you have to like actually

see and read what the fuck they're doing it's so much so many characters that everyone has different abilities that's that's like I mean Shrodwell's talking about getting a like a rivals team right? Oh yeah is there is there tournaments for this shit

oh because I got the number six fucking player ready to fucking go you know what I'm saying I got the number six player ready to fucking go no seriously I'm serious I don't know I think there's been like Twitch rivals like stuff like that.

I don't know if they're like actual tournament. Actually, I think there are because they're Twitch channels live a lot and I think they actually do run tournaments. I don't know how big they are like, but I'm pretty sure they do. Yeah. It's actually like satisfying getting kills on that game too.

Or like head shots. Little fucking dink sound or something. It's actually like kind of satisfying. I think you'd have fun boes if it was like, if we just had like a team of shitters, like me, use any, Juky J. Oh, I'm sorry, Juke.

Just five like shitters that, I don't know. I think that'd be fun. What did you guys do for those 12 hours that TikTok was banned? Slept. Didn't change my life at all. Me either. I deleted the app. I was kind of happy it got banned so I could see people suffer, honestly.

As you said that, as you said that, it just texted me a TikTok. Not the people who are making money, just the people who are addicted to it. If you were making money on there, I'm sorry They're going to watch me suffer But But yeah The people who were just obsessed with it

I was kind of happy For them watching them Lose their mind Oh we got your ass now That is the only thing That I missed Like the all Because TikTok

Yo TikTok is all UFOs for me All UFOs Ancient Egypt Fucking pyramids of Central America All that Yo let's look at our screen time right now Yeah

I'm curious Of TikTok No, just screen time in general. I haven't looked at mine in a while. Mine might be crazy. Yeah. I don't count though, because I watch like YouTube videos for my phone. Screen.

How do I find it? My daily average is two hours and 58 minutes. Where do you see that? It's not going to be good. Just type, go to your settings and type in screen time. You'd be typing shit in? Yeah, just go to your settings and type screen time. No, that doesn't come on.

Five hours? Five hours? I just don't know if I believe this shit. Because to be honest, I have to be on my phone more than five hours. Screen time somewhere right there. How did I see last week? Mine seven. Screen time.

621. Damn. Yeah, I don't know if I believe this. Mine says daily average five hours. You're doubling mine? But does it count like if my phone's sitting there like this for two hours? Yeah. So messages, four hours and 44 minutes in my I message.

Is that normal? Four hours. Oh yeah, this doesn't count. Mine doesn't count. So like Instagram, three hours and 50. YouTube, two hours and 24. X, it went up dramatically to two hours and six. I don't know why.

Oh, I started watching videos on there too. You know how they have the scroll now in an auto place, which is even better. You'll see a murder, scroll past it. Chat, GPT, you don't want to know. Twitch, 25 minutes, weather, 23 minutes. My Twitch and weather time are the same. Dave, you're not on time. How are you on weather, 23 minutes?

Seven hours? Yeah, I might be wrong, man. Yeah, I don't really believe it. Yeah, I've been trying to cut back on my phone screen time as well. What are you at? Three? Two-fifty-eight. Damn.

A lot of it's Twitch. Yeah. Does I, like, throw Twitch on whenever I'm, like, on the couch or something? I'm sure that if you're just a creator, then that's easier to do. Because you've got your computer and, you know, you can take it on there. $2.58? Do you just not on your phone talking to anybody? What do you mean?

258 for the week? 258 average. Yeah, he don't put it a day. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. I was about to say. It's like number one, number one is Twitch, number two is Instagram. Mm.

So I've been, I've been on the reels a little bit. So I'm not completely. Off the grid. On our, what is, I'm not completely, uh, not guilty here. I'm a little bit. Innocent. Oh, I got to get my shit together. All right.

The, the Mr. Beast thing, partnering with billionaires to place a bit, a bit. or bid, bid to buy TikTok. Yeah, what's that? Well, it doesn't matter now? He just said, should I buy? No, because Trump gave him 90 days, basically. I think, I could be talking on my ass, but I'm pretty sure he gave whoever TikTok 90 days

to find a suitable buyer until it gets banned again. And if they don't find a suitable buyer in three months, it gets banned again. And the reason for the banning is? Just China, fucking... I don't know, but I'm... I think it's because of the China information

like leak. Okay. Yeah. That's all right. It's just China's basically has access to 170 million United States users. Yeah, yeah. Which is how many people have it and they're using their information.

Dude. For whatever. I don't know the fuck they're using it for, but... It's older folk... I could be wrong about that. It's older... Older folk that are somewhat paranoid. I mean, if you... I don't have a dog.

I couldn't give a fuck whether it gets banned or not. I don't use it as much. But do you care if China has your data? No. Oh yeah. Right. Who gives them? Due to the U.S. government's concern over potential user data collection and influence

operations by the government of the peoples. Do the same thing. Say how much data does TikTok collect versus any other platform? Like what kind of data could they be getting? Like just I don't understand how that works. What we're interested in? Yeah, what we're interested in. I think the way that I think the way that the,

people that are put in place to protect us from ourselves in theory. What they're looking at is like, okay, so right here, according to information, TikTok collects a similar amount of data as Facebook with both platforms gathering extensive information like personal details, device data, browsing activity, browsing activity, and location, meaning there isn't a significant. So I guess what the old folk are thinking is like, okay, well, if China has access to TikTok, that means that if TikTok gives access to the router so they could get Wi-Fi, now it has access to that Wi-Fi and subsequently

anytime that they share a TikTok with one of their friends now they're giving us access to their I message so now we have an end to I message through their blah blah blah blah blah I just don't care. They ain't looking at me man man that's what I'm saying I don't give a fuck about me yeah just feed me what I need to be fed to be numb

and I'm good TikTok was a movement though man when I feel like it should have just got permanently banned because that would have been like a moment in like US history But for what, though? To one end? It was just such a huge, like, social media platform, like just completely took over for what, like six years or something?

Yeah, but, like, okay, they banned. Why would it have marked a moment? Like huge. Yeah, I guess. It was insane. There's, like, COVID, and then there's TikTok. Yeah. Like two of the biggest moments that have happened.

You bet a clocked at sea. Yeah. scum skin on the grade congratulations man it looks fucking sick hey thank you thank you man yeah it looks fine look at that yo does that not look like the the drawing that i had made of you looks it looks exactly like the kid yeah no it is like one for one it's kind of crazy uh even the voice lines we were playing it yesterday yeah shit's so fire what what sort of voice lines do you have uh I couldn't tell you exactly I sat in my room for like three hours just

Just three second break, voice line. Three seconds. All, give me one of the voiceless lines. Huh? Give me a voice line. I don't remember what I said, but this was like a month ago. You did three hours and you just listened to him yesterday? You don't remember what you said?

Get in the grid. It'll be like, it'll be like supply crate or like shit like that. Oh, hold on. Tell us how you said it. Like give us a voice line. I don't know. Supply crate over here. Like shit like that.

Supply crate over here. I didn't say it like crazy or anything. Hey, guys, I'm scumby supply crate over here. Supply crate. Now get to the grid. Yeah, there's like, I mean, dude, I'm telling you thousands of things that I said. I can't. Help so in the way.

Grab that supply crate. Yeah, shit like that. Ammo up. But then there's like fucking, there's an emo. Sorry. That's all right. Well, we have to do it because you're not giving it to us. So we're just making shit up.

All right. Well, there's a couple emotes and shit in there. There's one where I'm like sitting down there. Blake was doing one yesterday. There's one in the game where he's just. you're just like hump in the air. And seeing myself hump the air in game was like, makes you want to do it?

It was just unreal. I was like, dude, what is what is going on? Well, I'll tell you what, when NeurLink gets implanted in you and one day, all of a sudden you do a move that you didn't do it, somebody else is moving you.

So fucking be weary immediately. So, okay, you're on some crazy shit right there. But yeah, huge shouts out to off the grid. The skin turned out amazing. There's a bunch of dicks on it.

Like all over the skin. It's just off the grid. What did I just hear? There's like penises on the skin. Like just little penises like all over the skin. Okay. Time out.

Like tattoos? No, like on the belt, on the... On your belt? There's the penises? On the pants. There's a couple.

Yeah. Why? Why not? I mean, yeah, I get, but why? Because off the grid,

that's just kind of how their game is. They don't really take it too seriously. The voice, like the lines in game are like some, something like a stripper's panties, like shit like that. Like it's a voice line of you?

No, I didn't say that. But no, they say like a just a lot of off-the-wall things so the game doesn't really like take itself too seriously um they call they call set mr bachapanti and uh hey makes me want to play the game bahanty yeah it's fun they got a nice little community over there too everyone came in they were showing love they were yeah they were they were they were showing a lot of love so as as happy as i am for you a different video game should have had this done a while ago well it was in the works we are

again, we know how that happened. We know what happened there. I think the graphics look fucking great. It looks exactly like you got the good mustache. They gave you a thicker neck. Yeah, a little bit thicker neck. I mean, they couldn't give me a skinny-ass neck and game. I got to look like a fucking trooper, you know?

I can't look like a little bitch. You do. You do look like a... I like it. Everything about it. But yeah, Matt, go down. You're looking... Is this my stream tweet?

Yeah, what the hell? Scroll down on my Twitter. Did they go live? Hold on. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. Nice that. Yeah, right there.

Skin that I've had in the game, it looks amazing. Oh, it's so good. Yeah, man. You got money on your eyeside? Man, it looks good. Those your new glasses. There's a dick. On the gun.

Oh, I see it. Oh, my. I would not have caught that. Yeah, it's absolutely fire. We had a good time yesterday. Oh. Yo, this is hard. I cannot wait.

Bro, this looks so good. And do that to people. So hard. Oh, I know what that is. That's the new bounce bomb. There is crazy. The red hair. The crown.

You can bounce that shit, detonate it. The game's a lot of fun, man. It got a lot of attention when it first came out. All the streamers were playing it. Game's a ton of fun. It's really unique, too. It's like... Off the grid.

Looks good. It's like a DR mixed with. Yeah, it's a BR. It's a BR like resurgence style. So like if you die, you come back to like the halfway point of the game, then you have to get bought back. But it's just really fast pace.

All the limbs have like different abilities that come with them. So you like loot limbs and then certain limbs have different just abilities. So it's crazy. It's crazy. It's very unique. And they actually.

did a big over or big controller overhaul recently which uh I played mouse and key when it first came out now I played controller yesterday and it feels really good so a lot of people were like when is controller going to get fixed and they did a good job with it so yeah if you're interested check it out it's free to play as well free to play on epic and uh and the console this is not a hashtag ad either no no hashtag ad right now right now

yeah yeah yeah this is what's this Yeah, there's dicks everywhere All over So did they trace yours? Yeah, that's what it looks like, man. Life size. Not a lot, but it's honest. It's an honest man's work.

It's honest, it's not a lot, but honest. Yeah, he shouts out to them, man. Thank you to everyone that showed love because it came out great. Did a lot of work for it. Went into like a trailer where they do like movie stars like Harrison Ford. They said they did recently.

Someone else I forget who it was, but Harrison Ford was the one that I was like, holy shit, but you go into like this trailer and it's like 80 like cannon cameras and you do like movements. They put the lights on you? You make like faces and stuff and they take pictures and that's how they like get your face and everything in the game and I was there for like maybe two hours just or maybe not that like but just.

Is it true that you had to be naked the entire time? No, no, I didn't have to be naked. Thankfully. That would have been embarrassing for it was two guys there. I didn't want to put him to shame. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah. That's who it would have been embarrassing for us.

Absolutely. I didn't want to, you know. But yeah, it was, and then the VO work, a lot of prep, a lot of calls and stuff. So for it to come out and look good, it's good feeling. Gotcha. I fuck with it, man. No, I do. Makes me want to just play the game just to play as you and do some, and do some dumb shit.

Yeah, there were a bunch of people running around as me. I was getting in fights with people. Kill yourself. People are stream sniping. us as me. I was like, just a team of scumps. Yeah.

Just fucking jump. Yeah. A team of them would just stream snip us. I'm like, dude. That's so sick. You know what they have to do. What they have to do now is a lot like

the CDL for example, you know how we sell our stuff? Like you play with the cat, right? Like you have a cat head in yours? And cod? Yeah. No, I play with the optic operator now. I know, but I did.

Yeah. Wouldn't it be cool if you could, you still use the head of the cap but with the optic operator. Like mix and match? Yeah, that would be fire. I think that that's like the next step, I think, to be able to separate the actual outfit and then apply that to a specific entity.

Yeah. They need to fix the anti-cheat first. Well. Because yesterday, yesterday we actually ran into a blatant just rage hacker. And it was like right as I was getting off to go on off the grid. But it was just like, dude, just killed everyone's vibe. It's like, why? brow. So, well, that's what, that's what we're trying to figure. Because look, obviously like,

like, call the duty, right? It's a video game, yeah? Right. But when was the last time you, I mean, probably you, but once the last time you play the campaign? Never. So you buy it for the, never ever for the multiplayer service that they provide. So I also, I mean, I consider that I haven't played since crossing the Ryan and Call Duty 2. I haven't played a single, not even Call Duty 4 have I played the single campaign. I buy Call of Duty to compete against other people. So when the service that I'm paying for in this thing, right, isn't working and there is hackers and they're not upkeeping their end of this transaction, like I feel a certain type of way. And it's like it's everywhere. Like everybody's saying that no one's having fun.

Think about the amount of people that are leaving constantly because they're not maintaining their service that they provide to their audience. That's an issue for me. Because we, I mean, it's like it's like the only reason why I play call duty so that I can play against other people. people who like this game also. And for them to not take care of it, so it's a little bit disheartening. Yeah, I have been having fun on it, though, because I took a month break off.

So when I came back to it, I've probably been playing it for probably a week now in the mornings. So I'll do like, in the mornings, I'll play for like three to four hours, and then I'll watch optic scrims or just do something else or I got to go do the watch party. So playing it in small doses has been a lot of fun, but definitely can't play it for like a full eight hours.

An eight-hour sash? Yeah, no, I couldn't do that. But in small doses, it's fun playing with, like, octane and slacked and all them. But is it safe to say that if there was zero hackers, that you would play that more often? At this point, I think I'd still play it in small doses, but it would make those doses a lot more fun and just a lot more enjoyable. And maybe, yeah, would make me want to play for a little bit longer. But even when I play with them, they're like, yeah, after like the four or five-hour mark, it's like, It's like, okay, it got my fix.

Now I'm kind of looking for something else. I like it. I like the game. I don't run into, I mean, I don't play a lot, but I don't run into cheaters because I'm in gold. So it's pretty fun for me. So when I do get a chance to play. February 10th.

February 10th, ladies and gentlemen, it's optic night at the Mavs. Play the Kings. We play the Kings. We play the Kings. Tickets. are in the description of this video. Make sure that you click it. Obviously if you are, if you are an attendee who used our link to get a ticket, you're going to get a hat, a shoe bag, and you're

going to get meet and greet access. I think that this year we're only doing photos, no no autographs, so make sure the amount of time that we have the reason we're doing this is because the line is way too long always and if we spend time signing everything it just it just kills the the people who got there late. You know what I mean? So if we do a picture, which in my opinion might be a little bit easier to do it. Remember the huntsman when we do the huntsman?

I mean, yeah, someone comes up. Boom, boom, say what's up? Picture. Yeah, for sure. Because with autographs like, it's so hard when people bring up like three things and they're like, yo, my boy couldn't make it.

Can you sign this too? And then you sign three things and then that kind of. Then you take a picture anyway. And then you take a picture as well. So yeah, yeah, just a picture will, it'll definitely keep the line moving. and get everybody a good

pick with the boys so yeah Mavzad night is February 10th tickets on the description VIP tickets got a hat the shoe bag

the hat is dope it's corduroy it's got very good details the shoe bag obviously is the shoe bag in the meet and greed access but is it the blue hat

with the green yeah yeah that shit that hat's fire yeah you yeah man yo can we take a

half time half court shot can we take moment to appreciate the fucking skill that this man's bringing to the table on a fucking weekend basis that boy's going off crazy just ready for a fucking day of grinding wait hooke what are you doing you don't got scrims he don't give a shit hell yeah you got the always working man always working that's what happens you don't come here to sit around baby you come no to work your ass up.

Yeah, I damn right. Let me shoot a half-court shot at this thing. You want to? I think we all should. I think we all should, too. I drain that shit. Actually, NBA half-court shot. All right, the same thing is...

Full stadium. Everyone's watching. You choke. No one's watching. You choke and slip and fall and your butt cheeks come out. Yeah, it's not even about the shot. It's the most embarrassing moment of your life. Fall, butt cheeks are out.

I shit myself. I see flashes. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. You hear the crowd start going a little bit louder. Oh. Yeah, see, but the way that I'm thinking about it is like, you have a chance of making a half-court shot in front of fucking. And you have this video for the rest of your life.

Yeah, let's do it. You can make a poster out of it. You can set it up. Let's do it. All right, I'm going to put a... I'm just throwing that idea, no pressure. Matt, can you get Roger on it? Roger!

Yeah, I think it's a great idea. My man, Crim Six placed third at Daytona. first time driving that supra and obviously this is a higher level of competition that it was last year. So for him to step up to the plate on a brand new higher level on a brand new car

in a higher level of skill and for him to play a P3 like gosh darn this boy moves. That's a crazy sentence to say Crim 6 gets P3 at Daytona. What did you think he would ever fucking I mean everyone sort of always knew he was into like cars and go fast and

the racing style of us. Just to say that sentence and for him to actually pursue it, go through all the fucking little, the AMI leagues, the challengers. And for him to stick with it, how he has and the passion that he has for it. Roger. It's just, it's dope to see. Well, what's up, man? Why are you stump all abruptly like that?

Are you mad? Yo, hey, for the maps tonight, we want to shoot a half-course shot. Okay. Hey. Text me to do. Yo, can we take a moment to appreciate the level of skill that Shati brings to the table on a weekend by weekend basis? Come on. Content, streams, wins.

Got on bait. High KDs. What doesn't he do? Magic demands magic. So yeah, congratulations to Crim Six. I obviously wish I would have been able to be there in person. Hopefully we get a chance to go out and see him. him, you know, I thought he crashed or something, though.

What the hell. I don't know if he did or didn't, but what I was going to say, though, on what I was going to say on this topic. I thought he was in the hospital. Okay, relax. Bad fucking back. All right. So to end, to that, to end that, I will say that I remember distinctly when we went to do

the turtle wax thing in the, in Vegas, where I took everyone. Bro, he told me, like, we got off the track, and he's like, yo, I just did point. And I don't remember the exact reason. I just did point five seconds less than that. Three more seconds, and I could go pro. And I'm like, what the fuck? He's like, yeah, I just talked to the guy.

And he said that if I really wanted to, I could. And now look. Yeah. That might have been the moment. I mean, dude, he's even been, because all the drivers are obviously like smaller. And he's been in the gym consistently. He's lost a lot of weight. I mean, the dude fucking, he's dedicated himself to this.

Yeah. on top of all of his streams and whatever else he's gotten going on. But I thought maybe it was another race, but I thought he did put out a video that he crashed. No,

he's crashed a couple of times. Yeah, it was like something like this. Yeah. Started off the race, went pretty well. Well, there's crashes and then there's like bumps, right?

I mean, maybe he got in an accident but like kept going. I just didn't know he plays third. Bro, he's insane, bro. Like, I like to go fast, but not that fast. he's good at interviews and shit now

it seems like Krim has like found himself sort of he leveled up yeah literally I think he like has leveled up well think about it he's his hair looks better his hair looks better he's way fitter he's doing something that he obviously has always loved

look at he's uh I'm really really happy for him yeah yeah good for him man yeah man indeed indeed indeed indeed just fucking exhausted I wonder how sweaty you are after something like that I don't know there's no AC in those especially yeah

and especially. So it depends. Not true. It's probably what, like 65 degrees over there. Where's that Florida? Yeah, well,

right now it's like fucking 20 and it's snowing. In Florida? Yeah, bro, the whole coast of the golf is snowing. I know Houston was getting snowed. Bro, Houston,

Louisiana, fucking Atlanta. Alveston. I'm gonna back at a party on the weather app. Yeah, please. Max Velocity,

my weather man, has been keeping me up today with all of the, there is, uh, Fort Lauderdale, 74 right now. It was cold today. No, you got to look at the map.

Went to take Chui to the park today. Just windy, cold, 15 degrees. I'd let him take a piss and we came right back. You should have put on when you put on your varsity jacket on top of a hoodie? One of those? Yeah. I don't have that. Yeah, you fucking do. Yeah, you fucking do.

Daytona's 60 right now. Everyone got one. I made sure that everybody got one of these. I don't think I have one. If I do, I don't know where it is, but I don't think I have one. Because That's something like I get and I hang. I don't just leave it in the box. You're fucking right.

You're fucking right. All right. All right. One last thing before we go, guys. The Optic Texas jerseys are on sale next week. The current Optic Gaming jerseys are on sale already. And obviously, since we can't compete under Optic Gaming, we have to release the Optic Texas jerseys, which are fucking phenomenal this year by the fucking way. But once ESWC comes around, you are going to be seeing our boys in the Optic Gaming jerseys.

One specifically made for that tournament, for that Saturday at least. And we continue on. I asked the people in the chat, you were there, you weren't there, Nick. And Matt, you obviously give me your opinion too. I asked them, I'm like, yo, what do you guys want to see this year for Optic Day? Do you guys want to see a new hockey jersey or a new football jersey? What do you guys think? Football.

Fuseball. I got two hockey jerseys. Hockey. Hockey said hockey. What about you? James, what do you think? Hockey? Did we have a hockey?

Yeah, a top-ass one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to have it somewhere, right? Yeah, it's the one that we gifted Post Malone. Yeah, Post Malone. All right, ladies and gentlemen, give us your opinions on the thoughts that we have displayed on this podcast the entire hour, and we'll try to get back to them last week.

Matt, do we have any comments from the audience from last episode? or no. Yeah, make sure you tell us what do we invest in? Trump, MLG, 420, no scope. What crypto is this week, chat? Let us not. This is not the place for that Lisa Gemma, do your own research, please. Cock that T, send me them coins.

Let's not get into the inauguration and subsequently what happened. God, we chose. All right, I'm going to save it for the flycash. I don't want nothing to do enough. None of that shit. I watch my shit. I want all the comments.

flycass we'll talk about it all who did you vote for we'll see you next week goodbye peace