OpTic Podcast - OpTic Peanut, MW4 Beta, Kenny's Apex Journey and Boze's $1 Billion Idea | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 291

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:32 You have an idea I could back I could pull it out any minute And become a billionaire Why are we waiting for Mark? Let's do it Let's do it right Let's get it up by the end of the year
Starting point is 00:00:41 I left this part out It ruins all our face cards I mean I don't care I don't got a blog no more To do some of move In Cuba Yeah
Starting point is 00:00:51 Puerto Rico Ladies and gentlemen Welcome to the Optic Podcast Episode 292 This episode is brought to you by Better Help and World of Tanks. I'll tell you a little bit about them later on in the podcasts. We just got off the beta.
Starting point is 00:01:13 Y'all were gone to? You didn't play at all, huh? You didn't play at all. No. My set-ups all, my PC's all messed up. Like, I signed on yesterday to do a podcast remote. From who? What podcast?
Starting point is 00:01:27 The Flycast. Remote? Uh-huh. You know, people have kids and shit. I mean, I've been hearing that for like 10 months. but I had to do a remote podcast yesterday I turned on my PC my camera my Elgado's not working no so I try to like deactivate activate it's not working I unplug it my PC just shuts down I hate it I'm like what the fuck I turn my PC back on it just keeps doing this reboot shit I can't get back
Starting point is 00:01:49 into windows I hate it that's how I started my day I hate I hate but no my PCs mess up so I haven't even I hate peace try to get on COPS my PC issues the world you just got a chat GBT it now it actually fixed I try yesterday I was screaming on Apex my screen kept going black and I'm like, and Google's not telling me nothing. I'm on stream check. Did you ever notice not telling you anything? No, I'm so checked by what I tell you.
Starting point is 00:02:11 I turn my cam off. That's my first step before my stream, because if I'm so tight on stream, I just turn my cam off. I don't tell my chat, nothing, they just know. I'm just pissed behind the camera. Your mic keeps you just fucking.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Yeah, bro. I'm just like, hey. Tighten it up there, I think. Yeah, I, the PC issues are, man. You've been practicing, though, I saw? Yeah, a little bit. How's that going? Great, honestly.
Starting point is 00:02:31 I mean, it was fun. You be showing them on my phone? I saw you ape and a dude. Low key, yeah. I'm going to go ape this dude. I'm going to ape this dude. I mean, that's what I'm on the tee for. Go ape this guy.
Starting point is 00:02:39 Is apex like it was? Like, it was massive at one point. Is it still like, like, I haven't paid attention to apex since so long. Is it still like big tournaments or? Oh, yeah, tournaments are pretty big. And then like their Asian community is like the big thing, like the Japan and stuff. Like that's really. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:02:57 It's big in Japan? Yeah, super, super big. So like. What the hell? Yeah. You know who's big? Was it always like that? or just got like that?
Starting point is 00:03:04 No, it's always, I mean, to be fair, it's always been like that. I mean, the NA community is fire as well. Like, it's just like their tournaments are just, I'm not going to lie to nuts. The only issue with them, I would say, is just like the online aspect of it. But even then, it's like they do the same as us. They just have league matches every weekend. Who's the best play? Who's the best country?
Starting point is 00:03:23 Country, in it? Oh, really? Like, we're, like, we just... I thought Japan might have took over. That would have been cool. They have good teams, to be fair. APEC has good teams, but like, and they usually just wins. Well, I mean, EU's, I mean, U.
Starting point is 00:03:32 pretty decent as well. It's also just a BR, so it's kind of orangey, like a who wins. Yeah. Topics. Shout out Kenny, man. What is that? That, what we just saw?
Starting point is 00:03:44 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were already shouting him out. Oh, it was Jay-so. Yeah. Bro, it was so random because I'm not going to lie. This clip ass. My chat was like, why he got a date? I didn't even know we were playing.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Wait, let me see it. Let me see it. Come on. No, it's what he says that made it fucking dope. He's like, because he's like, I'm just going to ape this dude and fucking ghost. Wait, let me see Kenny gameplay. I didn't even, I thought it was like a random clip we were just playing at the back.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Hold on, Riley's figuring out some. I always hear Riley back. Yeah. Scroll. Yeah. Nobody does it better though. Riley's on top of a shit, usually. Dude, just click on that one.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Just the one that was run down. This is your best clip. No. Yeah, yeah. This is the only thing about it. This is the only clip you got someone? I refuse to. This is the only clip I got.
Starting point is 00:04:31 I shot a guy in the back and then I just ran out the guy. Where would you say you're at as far as like... Top 100? Like, are you like top challengers kid or something? Are you like pro? Low tier pro. I would say I'm like a top challengers kid like... I would say like...
Starting point is 00:04:51 You're like a Luca just waiting for... Yeah. I would say I'm probably like almost there. Yeah. Because I just started playing a different role for like the team I'll play for it. Yeah. And it's kind of like the main. entry frag role so it's like I'm meant to go get kills and like that's what I want to do like
Starting point is 00:05:05 I'm coming for call of duty like was that ever you and cod yeah I mean and when I first joined like TK right TK like it was just listen bro don't do no OBJ just go job 40 dang that much you were teaming with stats on optic it was like man man like I started doing teamwork shit yeah started calling out more like no you gotta be said books man that's why that's why I never went proxed your play style yeah sometimes you got to change it for the better you know he'll win you gotta win yeah uh peanut loves optic uh the the peanut has been uh i did see some clips i met him here in the office uh i don't know what he looks like but i did meet him um and it's just been he's just been playing look at that look at the o g look at the o g the top of the g's
Starting point is 00:05:50 missings i love that gbt thumbnail yeah dude i find dude this guy is so good he's just like so good He's so much energy He's a formal I was kind of I was just that fake energy That performative shit I mean it's just you turn it on when you're on camera I need everybody say I'm gonna put it in you peanut
Starting point is 00:06:12 I'm gonna put it in you peanut Bro nah I know Matt was eating that out too Well I'll actually go off this game for you said it to me That's where they got For me peanuts Wait, Zinney was hype a shit getting in here.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Who, Ziddy? Hey. I love that shit. Picking Peanut up. Nice, peanut. Nice, P. Gave him, gave him a nickname. We're never going to lose a game.
Starting point is 00:06:48 We're going to win literally every game. And then we're going to do an optic. And then we're going to have it. And then we're going to, and then I'm going to fall in up with nothing. He's going to fall in up with me. And he's going to look into my eyes. And he's going to see, Peter, I've always wanted you. I'm going to say, I don't know if I'm ready yet.
Starting point is 00:07:01 My wife died 12 years ago. I just don't know if I can move on yet. I haven't avenged her yet. The Bay Harbor butcher killed her. And until I kill him, I don't know if I can move on. We're now under the moonlight. And I'm going to say, methods, no, please. But he'll gaze into my eyes a little bit more.
Starting point is 00:07:18 And I'll say, okay, methods. I want this to. I want this to. Oh, my. I want this two. But first, we're going to win every game tonight. We're going to win every game tonight. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:07:28 So can Matt and Dashie hear him the whole, I was just about to say that. He got to be, like, muted, right? Moody, yeah, for sure, right? I wonder if when he gets off stream, takes headset off, picks that and stream, bun, he's just like, holy shit. Because that's every day, every stream.
Starting point is 00:07:44 I appreciate he also, like, the whole time. He'd be drinking a lot, so, like, I feel like, does he? You know, I hear, hey, I heard. I'm just a little beer, you know? He probably feeling just knock out, you know? At the end of the stream, then he probably is knocking out. Yeah, in stream, he's knocked.
Starting point is 00:08:03 I turn into Pedro Rodriguez when I drink. I cannot be on camera. My jokes are just flying. Unencumbered. I've played, I don't know if I ever admitted this publicly, because I'm King Sobe. But in like every throwback tournament and shit we had, I'm always drinking.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Wait, which throwback tournament? The ones that we do here? No, like random Halo 3, like Twitch. Like, shit, Hitchel do. then I remember there's like a couple years ago I played a Halo Infinite tournament just like an HCS something on the weekend just fucking drinking I swear it makes me play better
Starting point is 00:08:40 but I'm also I think I'm unconfident in my skill but like that goes away when I start drinking Oh like I used to play Valerant and I would just rage I would overthink I would like not peak A liquid rage I'd not peek I'd play like a pussy Then I would just get hammered and I was a god on Valer Like I'm solo for 12 hours just drinking
Starting point is 00:08:58 a bottle. Shout out. Like, the whole bottle would be gone after 12 hours. And I'm just, it's, you look and it's just win, win, win, like tequila. Or like a sarahic drink. A sarah. Surrah. But I would just play ballerick.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Happy Saturday, y'all. I'd play ballerent for like 10 hours off stream and just fucking. You know that, that Asian dude on, on Instagram? It's like my favorite, I think it's like my favorite clip ever. This Asian dude tattooed fucking sitting down has like the darkest bottle of fucking Henno, Hennessy. and he's like, happy Saturday, y'all. Some henny on the rock.
Starting point is 00:09:33 He doesn't say rock, right? He's like, some henny on the rock. If I come across it and it's Saturday, I'm reposting it literally. Bro, it's the funniest shit. Henny, though? Yeah, Henny, dude. I bet you were a Henny.
Starting point is 00:09:46 I was more of a Bacardi Limone straight from the bottle, though, a little bit. Whenever I met you, you were always Baccarter. I hadn't won one henny stint. No, Henny was earlier in my years. I went to some college party in Jersey. Jersey and we were drinking Henny and apple juice that show you. I'm tired.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Apple juice? I swear. And we were like, it was time to go home and I'm like, yo. And one of my boy, the driver was missing. I said, yo, if we go to this car and he's sleeping, I'm not going home. Yeah, yeah. We're walking to the car, we're walking to the car and the trunk is open. I said, yo, it's done.
Starting point is 00:10:18 It's done. We're not making it, bro. There's no way. Yeah. Last time I drank Henny, I had Henny. my friend came over he had like a little like drum machine mpc or whatever he came what is this like year was 2010 yeah 2015 all my good memories and shit that i could say oh but he came over with henny we ordered chinese food we were just drinking henny eating chinese food making
Starting point is 00:10:49 shitty trash-ass low beats and i remember just like passing out i passed out woke up like 4 a.m just like full-blown panic attack. Like my heart was racing. I was like, I don't feel good. Fucking light-headed. That was the last time I drank honey. Anytime you'd like that happens, you don't look at yourself and just go like this. No.
Starting point is 00:11:08 That would make it worse. Your eyes down. Oh, yeah. Not yeah. What's in those cups? What's in those cups? Fancy and Ciroc and Green Apple Crock. Damn, bro.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Look at Pam. What's an F? Berlin. Look at Rob. Pam was pulling back there. I mean. Damn, my bad, man, fuck. You only had it back then,
Starting point is 00:11:29 right. Oh, no, you're still pulling today, but back then more than, I seen him in action. At the whaler. He still pulls for like back then. You remember the whaler in Venice? Yeah, that's why I seen him in action.
Starting point is 00:11:39 He didn't have to do anything. I wonder if Pam thinks of it like that. Like, damn. Tennessee, there you go. So with that Hednessy, yo? Damn, I was pulling back then. Who's other than? I wonder if he sits there and he's saying like,
Starting point is 00:11:50 damn, I got to lock in. You ever look at your old haircuts and I'm like, man, how the fuck did I pull that up? I look at my fucking gap. Your guzzy gap. My gizzy gap and my puby beard. But then I got the Hennessy shirt on. So I look.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Yeah, let me get the, so with that Hennessy. Straight from where? Straight from where. Etsy. 40 bucks on Etsy. It's made of like plastic. No, but look. They laugh at because they don't know where it's from.
Starting point is 00:12:17 You know where it's from? You know where that jersey's from? Do you know where it is from? Like music video? No. Mob deep, shook one. Mobbdib shook once, man. Which, by the way, just got ranked the best hip-hop beat in the history hip-hop.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Did you see that? I didn't see that. It was already that in my head. Yeah, same. Same, same, same. Yo, I mean, obviously, like, the beta I thought was fucking tremendous. I had a fucking blast playing it. I know y'all seen the clips.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Yeah. I mean, I got the 20 and got off. I don't really got a thing for God Betta's. Like even if it could be the best game ever, ever, I'm only still going to play like for a certain amount. Rest in peace prodigy. So with the pubs. Yeah. You want to go to a mob deep concert with the big, it's, it's havoc and big noid?
Starting point is 00:13:06 I know. It would be. What are you going to do? Bring them back? There's a pet for that. There's a pet there is. It might be. But yeah, I feel like if I went to one of their shows, like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:19 It'd be missing something. Obviously. But it would still would be cool. bro big noid i want to see it's a r a double p e r n o y d gamers can't fault with me coming straight out of cubie pushing the infinity you askin to rip it constantly mentally mentally definitely do the death of me come and test me trust me can't buck me if you stuff me don't make me you buck you're a wow motherfucker you know my flow you know my stilo even pat my gat when i go to see my p o they used to be in chinese to me i'm not going i was chinese it's because it's because
Starting point is 00:13:53 it was like it was lyrical and it was a story being told. If I would have said like... On a hard-ass beat. If I would have been like... Blah-blop-blop-bub-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-dab-b... What's what I'm saying? The new age rap? What? Kenny listened to?
Starting point is 00:14:07 No, that didn't... What does Kenny listen to? Yeah, what does Kenny listen to? Rapples. I go variety. I'm straight, diverse, like, playlist. We go... You have like an old R&B phase? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:17 That's like my guarantee. Yeah, Keisha Cole. We go Fantasia. Oh, shit. Women. When I see... I mean, no, no, no, no, no, we go boys to men, we go shy. We can go.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Yo, shy days. Come on. That's what I've been on lately. He's singing it. We can go, Moses is one dimensional. He doesn't tap into his soft side. My mom used to listen to that while cleaning the house. And you got it, I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:14:40 That's where I learned my shit. I know all those songs without listening to them ever again. But you're not just driving in your car, sitting at your setup. Why would I be listening to a Fantasia? I didn't. I mean, he. That when I see you, that shit do hit. If I want, if your girls playing it.
Starting point is 00:14:58 That's one thing, right? But he'll play that shit like if it's us four going to like to the storage. The vlog's on. For the vlog. You can just play that shit, period. I like what I like. I just don't like listen to R&B. Like, anytime like we're in a car and people start playing Drake, I'm just like, yo, get that shit off.
Starting point is 00:15:14 I also don't listen to people, music that people listen to. Like, I'll never listen to Drake just because so many people listen to it. That's not hard to me I'm trying to listen to someone that fucking is up and coming you follow their story and make it or fucking die damn
Starting point is 00:15:31 I was not expected that it wasn't like it either make it or they're working at the club or something it's like making or fries I do need to change my artist though because
Starting point is 00:15:43 like I said they all die or go to shit I feel that though I'm the same way with clothes like like fashion stuff like when I see something like that's too trendy sometimes is like I can't even I would never do that.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Yeah, I would never do it. When's the last time you bought Kith? He's been a while. Been a minute. Been a minute. Me too. And Kith is like my favorite. Me too.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Still buying it. Nuh. What? I guarantee you, I'll show you my app right now. I'll show you my app right now. I legit haven't. Even like shoes.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Like shoes, I'm starting to see like way too many people I know that like ain't into shoes. But somehow you got. That's when you know it's time to go when the people who aren't into shoes. Exactly. Like when I walk in with a pair of you got, you're like, all right. No, I'm like, hold on, bro.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Like, Maniac starts walking in with a maybe she's just at Kenny has I can't rock these. I'm like, I'm like using the way. I'm just waking up hating and I'm just like,
Starting point is 00:16:31 I'm just like, that's why I don't, see it's so weird. Back in the day, used to be like when the concordes or something came out, everybody in school would have them on.
Starting point is 00:16:40 You know what I mean? I was alive when they came when they actually came out. Oh, you were two, right? Phone posits. Probably not the original. No.
Starting point is 00:16:46 The original. They mean, they came out about 20 times the concords. See, but that's what killed my height for jewelry. I don't get that.
Starting point is 00:16:53 I have, dude, I didn't wear Jordans in high school, and I don't wear them now. I know you never wore phone posits. No. Oh, no. I had the Galaxy phone fog. Yeah. The galaxy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:03 I had the cough drops. I had a galaxy. Are you not walking J's no more? Nah, people wear Jordans. No, yeah. I mean, listen, I have so many pairs of Jordans, but I don't wear, like, I don't wear them realistically. They are uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:17:16 But, like, sometimes you put some jeans on over the bones. Ooh, yeah. Now, okay, 11's, though. I think 11. Yeah, they're done. I don't know. I think they look the best right now. I don't like 11.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Yeah. I just don't wear Jordan's now at my feet. I'm strictly runners to this day. I just wear it. To this day. I mean, runners are running the game, though. They just, they're too clean. Ben.
Starting point is 00:17:39 I'm waiting for them to come back with the, with the Reebok DMX's. Reebok DMX's. Yeah, they have six bubbles. Let me see what that looks like. You won't like them. I want the, I want the AI. 1990. Oh, the.
Starting point is 00:17:52 the Alan Iversons with the honeycombs. Nah, running shoes, running shoes. Reebok DMX running. And then maybe through 90s. Of these? Nah, no. None of those. None of those.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Oh. Do 90s, 90s, 90s. Yeah. Right there on the last, all the way and, uh, wait, neither of these. Neither are fired. I don't even hate these. Those are kind of fire. I'm looking, those right down the right in the middle?
Starting point is 00:18:19 Yeah, those one more. Yeah, those. Oh, like, yeah, those were the OGs. They were so fire, bro. So fire. You can feel the bubble in them. Those are women's now, but, yeah. Remember back in the day in, like, middle school,
Starting point is 00:18:33 you thought, like, the bubble was, like, helping you jump higher? The air match once. So many, so much little shit, they remember, the bands they had the fucking live strong? Was it? Livestrong bands. Oh, dude, you don't know. What you said when we were kids, like, my, I went to my childhood, and when you guys say live strong, that was like, I was an adult.
Starting point is 00:18:52 with the thing on top it like gave you energy or something damn they got them for eight bucks now I saw a pack going for 20 these bows nah they were like a fucking with metal they people yeah the power balance bracelet
Starting point is 00:19:06 that right there power balance bracelets so they're all far right see it power balance oh yeah you remember yeah I remember everyone was rocking them
Starting point is 00:19:17 because they gave you whatever fucking balance oh they did power balance It's energy. Wait, energy health ban. Think about how much they made off that. How as a company can you come up with that and be like, people are going to fall for this?
Starting point is 00:19:29 And they do. And they did. And they're still selling them right now. They did. Literally. There might be, there might be room in that field. You know how much money they probably made?
Starting point is 00:19:37 Come up with some bullshit. Just sell the band and be like, you don't even have to do it and just put a penny in it. It's copper. By the job. By the Amis's band. I'm serious. That Amis's van. Amis's band.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Amis's band. Hey, oh, whoa. Oh, whoa. Cut that. Cut that. See, I already got a million. This technology, like, relax. I literally can't say it on there.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Yeah. What, you have an idea? I could back, I could pull it out any minute and become a billionaire. Why are we waiting for, Mark? Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it right. Let's get it up by the end of the year.
Starting point is 00:20:07 I left this part out. It ruins all our face cards. I mean, I don't care. I don't got a blog no more. There's some of moving, fucking Cuba. Yeah. Puerto Rico. Cuba, I was going to say.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Yeah, not Cuba. No. No, no, no. All right. Yo, did you guys see the 49ers dude pretending he was on the fake 49ers player? What the fuck? Well, hold on.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Yes, yes, yes. I want to talk about that. But look at this shit. What's Zinny doing? Zini had me cry. Where is he? Oh, my God. His group?
Starting point is 00:20:41 What the fuck was that? Did he try to treat the ground? He was sort of actual trampoline? This is his apartment? Yeah. Bro. Okay, first of all, look at it. He's diving head first.
Starting point is 00:20:51 into four feet. I know. His dumb ass. Like, he tried to bounce off the ground. This looks insane. Bro, look, why's his arms all the way out to the side?
Starting point is 00:21:01 He realized he's like, wait, this is four feet. I'm going to knock my teeth out. Wait, let's see what shots he says. Bro, come on. He just comes up with a bloody nose. Dude, that is.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Nah, I ain't going to lie. We got to switch up the dark. Yeah, that's just. So yeah, apparently there's what a fake NFL player She lent him 11K or some shit Said he's on the 49ers This is like is this mental health or is this just like A tier scammetry
Starting point is 00:21:34 Bro, look at his mental health He'd he consider himself a scammer Yeah mental health mixed with Like some good scanners Trash Firm Loki his name though Look like he You know it's hilarious though
Starting point is 00:21:49 His IG handle is two big continued underscore four it's like an NFL guy got like like an NFL IG yeah he matched with that he was a 49ers wide receiver who went undrafted and then just made the team like I said the dude was more committed than you have ever seen that's so weird bro he's taking pictures with his hat with his helmet on a shit that's not his right he never letting go everywhere he goes just listen to this news
Starting point is 00:22:15 explanation about how he got into the NFL I mean this is ridiculous I just want to keep this short and sweet and I get into too much of detail. That's how I got in the league. I bet I'm in my new McLaren and it's just real touching go. I got, thanks for putting that part in. I ended up choosing SF because it was the right time. I just want to keep this short and sweet and I get into too much of detail.
Starting point is 00:22:38 That's the how. There's honestly a couple clips on his Instagram that I have no idea how he got, but it is 100% confirmed that this man was warping because the NFL literally released a statement saying, we have no idea who this guy is. So what he was doing was running a scam. Is he actually in the locker room? This other dude named Taylor Chan who was performing as his financial advisor. And the financial advisor would be like, okay, you two are going to build a future together.
Starting point is 00:23:03 We just need a small investment so you can get a return on your investment in whatever companies. And long story short, these two scoundrels ended up scamming over 26 women across four different states, totaling up to $1.3 million. Damn. City, boy! See, 80 boys up a thousand. About time.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Made a comeback. That was a good comeback for sure. See, it's a tired game now. Yeah, that guy is so hilarious. You gotta go actually watch all the videos. Bro, why is he carrying his hell? Like, that's the deadest giveaway. He carries it everywhere.
Starting point is 00:23:39 That is the deadest giveaway. That is the deadest giveaway. Dumbass. But it's like, what are you saying to these women? Why are these... Craziest shit? Anyone ask me for money. It's like, no.
Starting point is 00:23:49 No, they were giving him money. Some woman gave him like 13,000. They were asking, I think it was like, we need money or like taking in money for investments. Give us 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 50K. Probably saying they're going to quadruple their money. He sent some girl video like, damn, I remember you. I was trying to talk to you when I was with the Rams. Now I'm with SF, the 49er.
Starting point is 00:24:18 He said, that's crazy. crazy, you probably doing the same shit. He's just scamming. His ass is hilarious. I don't know how people can live with themselves like that. What? That's a game to him. I know. It's psycho. 23 women gave him money.
Starting point is 00:24:36 And like, you don't... In his head, he's not like, damn. That was like, they probably don't have that much money, but I lied to him. He don't give a fuck. That's what I'm saying. There's no like... Dude, he gave him more... They gave him more than money. Who he's fucking... He also.
Starting point is 00:24:49 probably thought he probably never thought he'd be arrested no when you were doing it in the moment you think yeah you think I don't think he think he'd think he'd get in the rest of he's just like I'm scamming this girl they're gonna be mad 26 he never thought that they're gonna just be mad I'll move on
Starting point is 00:25:04 I was faking it anyways like I don't know and I said he's like no one gives a fuck about this exactly exactly what's crazy about like the time we're in is that he actually has a real chance to like he's probably not going to come home but if he comes home like to be
Starting point is 00:25:21 somebody. He could go on a reality show yes. He gets jacked he has like a little three to six months where he could really like make it for him make some paper. Yeah. It's fucking crazy. He's crazy. It's crazy. It's like it's fucking society does reward bad
Starting point is 00:25:37 behavior. I'm telling you, bro. This shit is crazy. Unbelievable. Unbelievable for sure. That's funny I mean. Poor women. How to like how like I don't want to just think about the brain like how do you get finesse like that yo let me see that the man invents incredible controller
Starting point is 00:25:53 bro bro bro i'm locking out they posted a clip like they posted a side by side of this and uh one of the digs brothers and it was like holy fucking you could just tell this guy is and never probably even lick the field bro yeah you look at that and you look at up up up right there Men of it's incredible controller for disabled gamers. Let's see this. Somebody doing good. That I appreciate it. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:26:26 You don't blow up. PC blow up. Oh, it's IG, that's why. PC blow up. Cs. He blew up. All right. I'm just going to do it for the bottom of it.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Ladies and gentlemen, we want to thank you so much for stopping by this week. Yeah, Bradley, if you figure it out, that's awesome. Thank you. Here we are. Gaming controllers for people with physical disabilities. I do it for charity. give it away all for free. And this one is going to be huge, I think, I hope. This might be OP.
Starting point is 00:26:52 This is a sip and puff controller for quadriplegic. People who don't have control over their arms. Is this an advantage though? You can sip and puff on these tubes and they do different button stuff. And there's a joystick so you can move it around with your head like that. There's a little screen up here that tells you like what game you're playing and what the buttons are doing and stuff. And there's a web interface you can log into and change what every single button does and what it emulates. And whether it's repeating or holding or holding or something. There's just tons and tons of features.
Starting point is 00:27:23 If you want to learn more about this free project, I'm giving away, I'm giving away the code, I'm giving away the list of materials that are all off the shelf so other people can build them. If you want to learn more, go to the controller project.com or just Calebcraft.com, whatever. This is all paid for by my itty-bitty teeny tiny Patreon, and I'm so excited about this project. This is the first actual gamable prototype. It's going to go to Aaron over at ABLEG gamers for testing. And then hopefully other people will pick up and help grow this and build this as a free tool for people who need to be able to control.
Starting point is 00:27:58 There's two types of people in life. 49er scammer. And then this motherfucker changing lives. And who do you think gets, who do you think is getting rewarded the most out of both of them? Scammer. Scammer. I don't know. He might.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Lesson. He might come up. He might come up. He's given him the coding shit for free. You don't think there's some. He's got a strategy. He's got a business strad on the back end. Hopefully.
Starting point is 00:28:20 It's never truly about helping out. No, yes. Sometimes rarely. Rarely. He's got a plan on the back end. But it is cool, though. Everybody needs to game. True.
Starting point is 00:28:36 And they'd be nice sometimes, too. I don't know fucking how. What? Because that shit seems complicated. Yeah. Like blowing and sucking to. to kill while moving
Starting point is 00:28:50 for sure that seems like I wonder if like using your foot would it be offensive if we did that for a video like bought one of those no no like we tried to figure it out no optic plays optic plays on like one of those
Starting point is 00:29:07 oh yeah I love this kid bro that's courage why is Jack playing like that for first of all. Bro, I'm sorry if you die to him, bro. He just pops a tin piece with that shit and it's like a whole song. That'll be fire.
Starting point is 00:29:35 He goes high note to go up. What's his gamer tag? He needs to change it to like the corner. That's gotta be annoying as fuck. He needs to play on a big screen. Oh my god. Damn. Anyone else fucking getting annoyed?
Starting point is 00:30:08 Oh shit. If I'm sitting next to this dude. Imagine. Oh, for sure. Imagine sitting next to him. I mean, I wouldn't be a prick about it. But I'd be thinking. But you hear like the do, dude.
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Starting point is 00:33:23 How to get shot of the fucking sky? Can you feel it? I just fucking knew it, man. I just manifested a fuck out of that, man. Yo, I'm fucking juiced up. How easy with this for him. Oh my. So I did play war zone a little bit.
Starting point is 00:33:47 It's different. I don't understand why, and maybe the engines or whatever, but I don't like that my movement in one has to inevitably be different in the other one unless I adjust the settings. And for someone who has the memory that I do, I don't even mess with like the dead zones or anything. So like me going in there and try to figure,
Starting point is 00:34:06 I had to go in for the beta to speed up, the motion from when you're zoomed in because you know obviously it slows down a little bit it's slow down too much so I had to like go in there and like sort of fucking tinker with with the movement inside of the scope or the ADS I'm telling it's about a hundred settings nowadays you miss one your game feels insane you can miss legit one setting your game and there's so many that you have to go through edge each and every single one to to go do it's so much you got you got to click a menu to go to a different menu then pop the that the drop down menus to go I'm like Damn, like, holy shit.
Starting point is 00:34:40 Gotta make sure your shit's fucking. That's where, like, I kind of get lost, and I'm just, like, annoyed by it. Just give me the fucking, I got, like, somebody just give me a toy, right? Like, here, just play with this shit. So, you can just be like, do, do, do, do. There's a PC. But don't let me play eight hours a day. That is the PC, though.
Starting point is 00:34:55 That's that PC. Console, there's a lot less. Don't let me listen 10 hours a day. I'm listening to. Do I just need a PS5? Like a PC? No, that's not it. this one's dope.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Damn. No, do you have the one where it's like full speed? Sniping? Seems decent on this. No, it's not bad. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:35:17 click on my shit. It's the one we are. This one. This is, no, this ain't it. This isn't it. S&D pubs.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Does you ever play S&D pubs? Oh, look at those cans. Look at those cans. Those are done. I did 75, one of ones throughout the course of the weekend
Starting point is 00:35:34 watching Hunter, Hunter. I'm on episode 80 of episode of season five. episode 80. Yeah. Your 80 episodes deep in an anime. Yeah, bro. And that fifth season of Hunter Hunter Hunter has 61 fucking episodes.
Starting point is 00:35:48 You know, cried? No. You got inspired? What? You got inspired? By Hunter Hunter? No, but it is fucking sick as far. He's a fisherman.
Starting point is 00:35:58 You got to pass that Hunter exam. I know you cried there at one point. You don't got a lie, but I know you did. Eat your garage by yourself? I know you did. Off a bone rat. Yo, so funny.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Fuck now. So, yo, I know you cry. I'm all fucking, dude. Yo, go up,
Starting point is 00:36:17 Riley. Gosh darn. Up, up, up, up, I think I just, uh,
Starting point is 00:36:21 that's it's it. I literally just posted like the full, the full speed on the, on the one that you just seen is so much fast. Go to my Instagram maybe. Go to my Insta, Insta, Insta, Instagram, Instagram,
Starting point is 00:36:32 wait, scroll up. Just scroll up. They went camping. Hunting? They went camping without me. And Pam. Go, Up a little bit more, Ryland.
Starting point is 00:36:40 No, up, man. You're going, you're scrolling down. Go up. You won't plan it. Scroll up to my profile, click on my Insta. Never mind. Hey, wait, let's read this. Hector, not a single one of those was a quick scope.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We have lost the art of quick scoping. These are all either hard scopes or drag scopes in the style of Austin Pommage. Damn, even Pam. You should be barely entering the scope of you. First of all, let me say this publicly. First of all, what the fuck? us up with your haircut and your mustache.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Damn. You know that's not him. It's just some guys. Secondly, you do realize that it's in slow motion, you dunce. Thirdly, you ain't telling me nothing about quick scoping. Okay? You were probably
Starting point is 00:37:24 fucking peeing in your diapers having your mammy plug in your Game Boy the night before so you can play Pokemon in the morning. Well, I was out there going 500 and 0 on shipment. Look at this full speed right here. 500 and oh
Starting point is 00:37:39 Alright Damn you were Sllling these down All head Pause I saw a form with a crazy clip Yeah but he was using a machine gun Is that what that was?
Starting point is 00:37:54 Yeah it's just like a fully auto And he was using thermal No offense to the greatest of all time Either sniping is like this Or or bro bought a cronis LeMayo Wait what is that either sniping is like this or broke out of Kronis.
Starting point is 00:38:09 I don't even know what the... He's the same. Snipein easy or you bought some... Like, you bought the cheats. It's easy. You should go try to do it. It's easy. Easy.
Starting point is 00:38:16 And then do it with style, okay? Do it with style. If I got caught with Kronis, would it affect me being in the org? If you're... Like, if I started... Are you winning money and taking money away from other people? No, I'm just playing.
Starting point is 00:38:29 I'm playing on sure. I personally couldn't give a plan info. If you need, if you need that to be a good gamer, please use it so that I can use it against you. It has nothing to do with cheating. It's like, I see you using a cronist. I'm like, it comes down to that motherfucker will stab me right in the back. You cheat versus random as you will fucking rob your friend.
Starting point is 00:38:50 No question. No question. No question. No, I feel that. I do feel that. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I won't treat you any different, but just no, I know.
Starting point is 00:38:59 I know what I'm saying. I walk in your crib and I see, I look at the USB pornist. Like, I'm tight. Now I'm just like, mad. Now that whole vibe off. And you ain't never tell me you had that cronet. It's plugged in. And it's plugged in.
Starting point is 00:39:10 I know you're going back doing. It's warm from the session. Yeah, for sure. I see all the files up. I must just want to test it just to see how it feels. Or is that what everyone says? Everyone's cheating, man. No, I'm going to try this out.
Starting point is 00:39:24 I ain't going to use it like that. Yo, 10K tournament. Fuck, man. Dude, they're not going to catch you, bro. Fine. Fuck it. That's how it starts. And then they start using it.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Losers. second they start using in every tournament. That might be my future. I mean, for what? You're not even competing anymore. You know what I'm saying? Like, I wouldn't use it. Dude, I'm...
Starting point is 00:39:46 Win some game back, $15 here and there? I wouldn't use red dots in Caldry 4 because I thought Iron Sites were the harder thing to you. YouTube don't pay. So I got to get money somehow. YouTube don't pay, you say? Wait, why? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Mattis speaking to YouTube. I mean, let's get this out of the open. Let's get this out the way. I'm still in the shit MCN contract from 2017. These motherfuckers aren't somehow paying me. From who?
Starting point is 00:40:11 YouTube? Yeah. They're just fucking scamming me. And I read like, if you just disconnected, they could hold your money hostage. Dude. So now I'm in between a rock
Starting point is 00:40:20 and a hard place. No, you're not. Yo, I got all the answers. All I got to do is make one phone call to one of the lawyers. They'll send a little something and they'll get back.
Starting point is 00:40:27 That's what I need. I need 15%. No problem. Yeah. Yo, aunt. What is that? you m t b and m t v raps
Starting point is 00:40:40 brock on kid shot or no what do you say how to have time he chalk on kid shot or no this is how to do you freeze this shit before the event bro what's the wrong with him hipe on like the Wednesday I'm asking him
Starting point is 00:40:56 man what do you say he freezes eggs cool to my viny my Vennjay bro Jay? No clue. I'd be like 37.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Speaking of old tomorrow, I turn 27. I can't. That is not old. That is not old. That's the beginning point. I was just 23. That's the beginning.
Starting point is 00:41:22 I was. Hey, I was just 26. See? I mean, it'd be like that. I was just 27. Now I'm 35. I'm 46. No, but it was, there was like a, I hit 27.
Starting point is 00:41:34 I was like, damn, this is fucking weird. But 27 is a weird number. I feel like. And then it's like all your friends still in the like the up-in-combers and the gaming community, they're like 19, 20. And it's like, mm-hmm. The fuck. Then you hit 33 and it's like my boys are like 26.
Starting point is 00:41:47 I'm like, what the fuck? Or younger. That's my life, my entire life. Everybody was younger. Period. It's just. It does. 27 was the start.
Starting point is 00:41:58 I was like, wait a second. Right, 27. I think I got to figure this shit out. 27. 27. 27. 2000. Is 2007 worse?
Starting point is 00:42:05 Are we working? I was working at AIG I think Private client group Getting fucking fucking car you're killing it What you were killing it Yes of course I was a corporate corporate ladder junkie dude
Starting point is 00:42:20 Corporate ladder junkie Yeah wearing Ties and dress shirts to work Every day Having to put 3 4443 just so you could go take a piss And then when you came back 3443 back in there How did you feel bro i have nightmares like while living while living in that moment were you like waiting for something
Starting point is 00:42:41 i was waiting every day it was like i got to get something was something was something was like pulling you know what i mean so it's like yo this ain't like i i didn't have the actual thought that said this isn't your what your life is supposed to be but i like felt it you know what i was in the fucking 1993 honda civic with no it was just the spoke i was like i think that's where i was before i joined optic i was like stocking shelves, barely making shit off like pro halo. And I was just like, just like out of shift at work, just stocking shelves. I was like 22 or some shit. I was just like, I just, there's just no way.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Talking to like my manager about like, you know, you do this for, you know, another year, year and a half, we can get you this position. It'll pay you 12 bucks an hour. And I'm just like, I got to get out of here. I got to get out of Hagerstown. You know what my dream was? Literally maybe like last night or the night. before that was me telling my co-workers like, he's like, yo, like, I'm like, I do like gaming
Starting point is 00:43:39 stuff. Like, I'm only going to be here for like three months. And then I was thinking, I'm like, yo, how come none of my friends are asking me why I'm working? And I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I woke up from that shit. Damn, who the hell? But I was like, I felt like I had already been there for like a week and a half. I was like, I had the angst of, of having to get up at a certain time, to be somewhere a certain time. Yo, props to everybody that does it on a daily basis. That ass. Fucking heroes. For sure. I see, for me, I used to just be like, like, people used to asked me questions and now like I had no real like I remember my mom used to be like you gonna get a good job this summer and I'm like not a fucking chance was never a thought like I don't know
Starting point is 00:44:16 I used to just be I remember I used just be like looking shit up like planning my like oh when I turn this age I'm gonna be doing this or try to do this but I never like I never even thought about like trying to do some real shit I feel like I had to because I mean me coming up like you weren't making money online. There wasn't streaming. There wasn't opportunity. So it's like you had to have a job to get yourself to events. So it's like ever since 16, I was washing dishes. Then I was a cashier at a grocery
Starting point is 00:44:43 store. Then I was, then I think I took like a year off after I won that. Then went back to like a cashier, then stock shelves and worked at FedEx for a little bit. Like I just always... Hey, Lobe was when, unless you were winning every event, like you just weren't making shit. Damn. And I had to pay for everything. So...
Starting point is 00:45:00 Well are you? I don't even think Mine was like that crazy hard. I feel like, when I was playing like S&D attorneys back in the day, like 20. I was, or no, this was like high school, like ninth grade. I was probably like, what, like 14, 15? Jesus. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:15 But like I mean, I used to play football. So growing up, I was always at football, like from Little League, always at high school. I was like one of the best football players. And so I was, I remember I was at freshman practice. And we didn't have a freshman coach at the time. So like we didn't even practice. We would legit sit there and watch the like varsity team play.
Starting point is 00:45:32 And I remember. I remember I was just thinking about going home playing S&D turnies, my homies. And like every day at practice, I could only think about like, I can't wait to go home and play God. And so I just got to the point one day at practice, I was like, all I can think about is Kyle. Like, I might just go home and play. And like I just left. And then that's when like AW is out.
Starting point is 00:45:48 And that was like my, okay, I'm going to try to go pro moment because I was like, the only way I can consistently do it is if I make money going pro. And like, S&D turns are paying. But it's like, that was just my moment. I was like, I practice just thinking about Cod all day. And I was like, this can't be what I want to do. All I would think about. That's kind of like the same way.
Starting point is 00:46:07 That's when I knew, like, the first time I didn't go to baseball practice, I knew I was like done with it. Like, that was the first time I ever skipped baseball practice or something. And I was like, and I'm telling my parents, like, I want to skip practice for a tournament. And it's like, that just came to the part of that. How do they take that? My dad, see, my parents want, like I said, they grew up playing football from Little League to high school. So them, it was kind of like heartbreaking.
Starting point is 00:46:31 but whenever they brought, because my dad drove me to my first tournament in Dallas here, N-A-W. And so, like, whenever you first saw that and, like, saw I was making bread, like,
Starting point is 00:46:42 then they were, like, cool with it. But at the time, like, not playing football was like, what the fuck? Because, like, I legit went from Little League, like, six years old all the way to,
Starting point is 00:46:51 like, high school playing football. That was supposed to be, like, and I was good at school. Like, the thing is, that was always my parents thing. It was, like, as long as I had good grades, I could play as much as I want to.
Starting point is 00:47:01 I got to stay at to 6 a.m. Like, all right, that's his way. Exactly. 100%. And I was actually pretty fucking good. Like, so I don't know. That was, like, all I got to think about I was kind. I was like, I want to go home play.
Starting point is 00:47:12 That's the D turns in my homies. Chalk this shit. And we weren't practicing. So I'm just watching the varsity team play. That shit was on my mind 24-7. That's what I'm saying. Any excuse. Legit.
Starting point is 00:47:23 I'd go to our friend's house just to play. Like, if my mom took my shit away because I, like, got in trouble at school or failed a class or something. Like, I'm going to my friend's house then and we're going to play. But it was so annoying growing up. She would, or her in my said, they'd always just like take away the Xbox for it.
Starting point is 00:47:41 And they just knew it was the fuck it. It's all I had. And they would just take it on. Yeah, they'd take a controller. Let you look at it, but there's no wires. It's sick shit. And it's just like, dude.
Starting point is 00:47:54 I know that never had. The only thing that ever happened to me was when my dad told me to throw out my spray paint. And I was just like, put it behind the dumpster call my friend and yell me, yo pick this shit up. Nick's throwing out the first pitch this Saturday at the Rangers game.
Starting point is 00:48:09 I'm going to take it in. Because I mean, you got to think when you were a kid, you look at stuff like NFL games, MLB games. Like it's, especially when you're a kid, it's a big deal. It's like, what is it like being on that field? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:25 And I've been on that field before and I think it was during this picture, but I think we did a podcast or something. So it's like, yeah, whatever. I mean, you're in the stadium, look around, but there's like no crowd. There's no anything. So it's like on game day to actually be able to like walk out there.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Yeah, I'm gonna lie. I'm kind of scared. I got to get some reps in. I did it twice. I got to get some reps in, but I'm gonna walk out and just be like, you know, it's like a damn. Yeah. This is, this is it.
Starting point is 00:48:49 That's dope as fuck. This is it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, do I got to, because you would you do it? Would I? Would you ever throw the first pitch? Would you? No.
Starting point is 00:48:58 I'm not going to lie. No. I almost said no. This is just a setup. This is I was like, to me is a setup. Yeah, it's a setup to do something fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Oh, for sure, it's awesome. But like, I'm also not the biggest. Like, I'm like, when it comes to like,
Starting point is 00:49:10 like, I love, like I play baseball growing up and it's, I don't know. I just pitching was just like, not my thing. But you still gotta throw the ball
Starting point is 00:49:16 to first. I know, but you gotta make it though. You gotta make it. I got so many, I'm thinking about the group chat here. Yeah. Like group,
Starting point is 00:49:22 my homie groups, I'm thinking about my boy, As soon as that pitch go left. I don't really care. It doesn't have to be a... You just got to make it, though. So this is on TV. Yeah, well, yeah, pause this.
Starting point is 00:49:33 I want you guys to see where he throws from and where I throw from, all right? Keep going, keep going. See, I was wondering if... Okay, who's more behind? Would they let me stand on the mound? No. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Because it's like clean and shit. They did let me the last time, but usually no. Press play, press play. That's right, big X. Hi. Look where I'm throwing from. Right? Look where he threw from.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Oh. Who's cool? I mean, you threw farther as pitch was better. And I know you tore something right there. No. Look, I know that I'm out of shape, but there's never been a point in my life where I've been like unathletic or uncoordinated.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Listen, as long as he, it's in a, as long as the ball is in a place he can catch it. My latest pitch. Yeah. As long as I want to do no crazy, like, look up like 50 cents. No, no, we've seen it. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:22 That was not ever going to be. That's impossible. Yeah, there's no way that would happen. You gotta be 50 cent, just fucking swall as fuck, to not be able to throw a ball. But I know. Okay. I know I'm gonna walk up there and just be nervous.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Yeah. Like, situations where it's all eyes on me. It's not like people, no one in the, like, stands gives a fuck. Yeah. Just throwing out the first bitch. No. I've been to games where someone started out the first one.
Starting point is 00:50:45 I don't give a fuck. I'm not even watching. I'm like talking to my friend. But it is that feeling of like, God, fuck. It's awesome. I can't just can't. This is what you should do
Starting point is 00:50:55 And this is what will Change your mind the most You ready? Bro, free throws With a full stadium When you get up and you look up at the hoop It goes like the background Just go like this
Starting point is 00:51:09 Like it expands And then the rim gets so much closer to you You're like And then you realize you're like I am not built for this And then you just miss everything The fucking free throw No I think I'll be good though
Starting point is 00:51:21 I do need a few rest I do got a fucked up shoulder. Yo, so do I. But listen, this is like, for that free throw stuff, like there's nothing in this world when it comes to sports, there's nothing in this world that I'm most comfortable in.
Starting point is 00:51:32 Like if somebody said, all right, you have to, like, what are you, like free throws and shooting, like free throws. Free throws for sure shooting just a basketball in general. But free throws, I feel the most confident in as my number one thing that I'll be good at.
Starting point is 00:51:44 I won't miss. I'll be better than everybody around me. Once I got up there, all of that confidence and ability just went away. after the first mess, I was like, fuck. You hear the, oh. No.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Thank God I did not. Thank God. Thank God I did not. Wait, let's see this. No, I mean, obviously, I'm fucking making everything. Holy fuck. You remember this? I was big as fuck.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Nah, you really weren't. I hate playing now because I'm so bad and just, I look goofy. Money. Why are you guys so surprised? Money. See, but like, what's the football equivalent to this? Because I feel like I could do, like, you know, like the first pitch. Go catch a pass?
Starting point is 00:52:34 Yeah, catch a pass or like a pass or like a pass? See, I feel like I can go out there and do that. Tackle something. See, that's the thing. I could do that. You know what I'm saying? In the 90s. Actually, I think a punt, like catching a punt.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Like you would catch a punt, catch in a punt, I'm not going to lie. Like, imagine a real punter boots it and you're, legit looking at you trying to catch it. Everybody's running at you, like low-key. Everyone running at you is a scary part. That's what I'm saying. So it's like, am I going to catch it and get cracked? Literally.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Knowing that makes it so much harder. 100%. Pre-internet in United States high schools in the 90s, you had to be good at every single sport or at least be like, what do you call it? Have some aptitude for every single sport. You had to. You had to.
Starting point is 00:53:19 It was like every single one of my friends. friends in my friend circle is good at every single sport. They can play football. They can play baseball. They can play soccer. They can play basketball, tennis, pick a like, oh, we were good at everything. Not saying the best and fucking go pro, but we were like, you know, we had aptitude for every single one of those, those sports.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Baseball, not so much. Soccer for me. Soccer, not at all. I haven't touched the soccer ball. I'm going to go play soccer like me and like some of my other boys. Bro, I felt insane. Like I felt so unathletic. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:51 And I was just like, bro, how do people do? Like, when you watch soccer on the screen, you're like, damn, it don't look easy, but it looks doable. Like, it looks like, okay, I can just get moved the ball around. Like, obviously all the extra, like, going through the legs, like, but moving the ball is actually hard. Keeping the ball in front of you is hard as fuck. While you're running full speed.
Starting point is 00:54:08 So I'm like, damn, I got to tip it. Try like a, don't they do like a half court? It's called football. Bro, we're just by on one side. It's not two goals. It's just one side. Speaking of soccer, Leon. Lionel Messi announced that he is retired from the Argentinian national team.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Damn. He could have went out of bang, too. He could have. Could have went out of bang. I mean, he's still him, though. Oh, he's him. There's never been somebody that plays like him. It's so weird.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Like, when I imagine the best soccer player of all time, I just don't picture him. You picture Ronaldo. Yeah, I think so. Like, it's like a look. Like, he just looks like your average Joe. I pictured Ronaldino. That's true. He'd do look.
Starting point is 00:54:50 No, he clears Ronaldo after watching the World Cup. Yeah, but, I mean, yeah. Rodino is trash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, Ronaldino is not trapped. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, who? I'm talking about Ronaldo. Ronaldino, his teacher. Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:55:04 That was his teacher? Yeah, Ronaldino said from the time that he was seven, eight years old, he told him he's like, I just met the kid that's going to be the greatest player at all time. And there he is. So in Messi and, like, middle school, do you think people are like, God, damn? Him. He, to me, he's my favorite of all time. Yeah, I feel like I was
Starting point is 00:55:23 See, but I like watching like the youngest Now that I'm like tapped in And I like seeing like Le Mien Like now I want to like watch Like you know what I mean Like that's what I like Like the little young ins that's coming up Like to me those stories be fine
Starting point is 00:55:34 You're half Filipino right? Yeah And then the food truck that your parents have What is it? It's half soul food Half Asian so like Filipino style food So like it's a mixture of I was gonna say we should have them
Starting point is 00:55:45 Come here for the one The problem is that we have soul food bites down there. Man. You know what I'm saying? My phone's got there. That's what I'm saying. We should have a meetup, like, we should have a meetup like far away from this one.
Starting point is 00:55:57 Yeah. Like across the street or something because I do want to try it. They want to pull up. They want to put. They literally every time I tell them, I go to content, like, let me know we need to bring the chuck. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We should definitely talk about that. We should let the people downstairs know so they know that we're not infringing on some
Starting point is 00:56:12 bullshit, you know? We're not going to plant a flag here. We're just like shooting a piece of content. For sure. Have you had the spot downstairs yet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good? It's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:56:21 You had it to spot downstairs, you? I tried to. It is packed. Nonstop. The line was long. Yeah. All right, let's do the ultimate one of one draft. I always dominate these.
Starting point is 00:56:34 All right, maniac, you go first, then. Things that start with the letter of. F? Why don't I always start first? Like, can I use my fucking brain? Then, let me say. Things that start with F. If Seth was here, he would be.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Fuck him. I can't lie. That was the first word that came to mind. Shout out. Shout out, Seth. He's been off the camera for a little bit enjoying fatherhood,
Starting point is 00:56:59 taking a break. Be here next week, hopefully. If not, you can always hit him up. There he is. Right there. He's playing for T.
Starting point is 00:57:08 Yo, no bullshit. Like, I wholeheartedly believe that that's going to be Jack, Jack. Jack Abner in like fucking 17 years.
Starting point is 00:57:16 He's growing fast, bro. Yeah. Just like a, fucking mega athlete. All right. Let's go. I mean,
Starting point is 00:57:25 can't miss with this. Family. Damn, he went. He just won. He went, yeah, he did. Boo. Like,
Starting point is 00:57:33 I was about to say, Farthing. He went down to Redo. He went down to Redo. Hex. Best things to start with the letter F? Fries. Damn.
Starting point is 00:57:43 I'm not thinking good enough. Females. Oh. Damn. Yeah. You win. You win. one one no ass at the end
Starting point is 00:57:52 I'm lame I'm going to the Fridays Yeah I love that That's a good Friday night Yeah All right go again Kenny's a snake
Starting point is 00:58:01 Things you miss from the 90s Ooh I got to bring it back R&B R&B The R&B from the 90s We are I got the best one
Starting point is 00:58:12 We already talked about it R&B Cartoons Damn Not bad From the 90s iTunes, VA. Everything.
Starting point is 00:58:22 See. So I don't get that. No, all right. Things that I miss from the 90s. So I don't go. NBA. Okay. When it was really tough.
Starting point is 00:58:32 You miss from the 90s. Not no flop. If things were started with a little F. LeBron's flopping. Eminem's first freestyles. The one man on the planet. The jump off the Grand Canyon and land it.
Starting point is 00:58:49 Hand standing. Tipped over some cows just from a joke in a laugh. Jumped up. Choked the giraffe. Snap his neck and broke it in half. Hi-maniac. Animal,
Starting point is 00:59:00 you'd be cool waking up as tomorrow. Animal, you'd be cool waking up. Wait. Don't say... Animal you'd be cool waking up.
Starting point is 00:59:09 Like, I'm waking up as the animal. Yeah. Like, I wake up and I'm like... Yeah. Um... It'd have to be a fucking beast. Tiger? Panda.
Starting point is 00:59:25 I bully your ass. I ain't doing shit. I'm not even enough food to sustain my own anatomy. That's not fun though. A cat. Cat. That was the cat? Agile. Get a kitten. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Can I change mine? A tiger.
Starting point is 00:59:40 But you're fighting other animals. Me is any of Jude's dogs. I'm eating pandas. Any of Jude's dogs. They live. the best life in the world? I'm going Eagle.
Starting point is 00:59:54 I was going to see that. I'm flying everywhere. You know, I'm exploring. I'm exploring. Damn, that's a really good. I'm exploring. That's a really good one. Best phone for being.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Oh, I see. A raptor? Oh, well, he is. Eagles are raptors? Yeah. Boat on the, oh, see. I don't know water. Best song for being.
Starting point is 01:00:14 I need my son of a boat on the water. I don't know song names. I'm gonna go some funny shit I have the tiger I have the tiger Riley I have the tiger I have the tiger I'm saying karate class
Starting point is 01:00:30 Hey Hey Is my turn? Back on the speed Bose your turn I don't know what song I was What I would listen to on the boat Loki Diko to be a fire song on the boat
Starting point is 01:00:47 On the boat Give me I walk in the Oh, I'm bending on the boat I walk in the party I bend Yeah Just put band
Starting point is 01:01:06 Ben to Riley Hold on Riley's playing his favorite song Yeah You should read The Ben tutorial You need to send exit
Starting point is 01:01:13 The Ben tutorial All right What's on? Who's next? Me? Oh, Bose Mine is Ben I'm bending on the boat
Starting point is 01:01:19 Ben Ben Ben Mine is a song by a dude name Flywalker. Pull me out. And it's called Bass Pro Shop where he's talking shit
Starting point is 01:01:30 to people who bought who buy Bass Pro Shop hats for fashion. Thought I couldn't do it until them watch this. Please you've been hated by every locksmith. I'm so locked in that got me on a block list. Take off that Bass Pro hat. You do not fish. That'd be your song.
Starting point is 01:01:48 You do not angle. Mine would be Delilah by Fred again. Ooh. Fredigan. Hey there, Delilah. Right again. Catch that 10. Oh, wait, what did?
Starting point is 01:02:05 I thought we were fishing. Pull me out. We were just chilling on a boat. You're fishing on a boat? The only time I go on water, so if I'm fucking pulling shit out of that water, I'm not going to get in there. Tanned.
Starting point is 01:02:16 What's what a dude's standing? Look at the skin of it. See, I was more so thinking like life of pie, man. Bass pro. Hip on or walking a party I jig on oh, nah, we got to work on it. Ladies and gentlemen, that is going to do it for this episode of the Optic podcast. Thank you so much for stopping by.
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Starting point is 01:02:44 It was all right.

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